The Dan Patrick Show – Hour 3 | April 10, 2026
Guests: Will Ferrell, Rich Eisen
Theme: A heartfelt, funny, and nostalgic farewell to longtime Danette Seaton O’Connor
Episode Overview
The third hour of this episode is devoted to Seaton O’Connor’s final show as a regular Danette on The Dan Patrick Show. Dan Patrick leads a lively, emotional, and often laugh-out-loud tribute to Seaton’s contributions, with A-list guest Will Ferrell and sports broadcasting legend Rich Eisen calling in to share memories and well wishes. The team and listeners call in to reflect on Seaton’s impact, favorite moments, and the future. The episode blends the show’s trademark humor, sports talk, and genuine camaraderie.
Key Segments & Discussion Points
Seaton O’Connor’s Last Hour (02:11)
- Dan Patrick sets the tone: “The last hour of Seaton O’Connor as a Danette… He knew that I like Kumamoto oysters. He knows that Todd likes pigs in a blanket. Paulie likes the BLT with no T, and Marvin loves the smoked Shirley Temples. Seaton decided the Chipwich sandwiches were going to be the crowning achievement here.”
- Nostalgia & camaraderie: The team jokes about Meet Friday and celebrates Seaton’s ability to bring the Danettes together.
Will Ferrell Joins the Farewell (03:32–10:14)
Highlights:
- Will’s congratulatory call:
“I wanted to reach out, Dan. I wanted to give congratulations to Seaton. I heard the news like everyone else. It’s big news out here in Hollywood, if you’re wondering.” [04:14, Will Ferrell]
- Hollywood riffing:
“TMZ should be out outside the studios there upon your departure, Seaton.” [04:34, Will Ferrell]
- Reminiscence of the Dublin trip:
“That trip to Ireland…was one of the most fun things I’ve ever gotten to do. We spent some time, some fun conversations talking about your son and his journey and playing soccer.” [04:39, Will Ferrell]
- Joking about replacing Seaton:
“Are you actually trying to weasel your way into Seaton’s chair? You were a Danette for a week in Dublin.” [05:26, Dan Patrick]
- On Seaton’s son and soccer (Ferrell owns LAFC):
“I already have my advanced scouting team watching…Little O’Connor.” [06:30, Will Ferrell]
- Will on family and ‘missing the chair’:
“You may feel differently, but family’s overrated…You may be out in the wilderness on this new venture, you know, six weeks out, and you’re gonna be like, boy, I miss that chair.” [09:11, Will Ferrell]
- Legendary ‘roles missed’:
“Oh my God. Titanic, The Notebook, Gladiator, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Those were all mine. Brokeback Mountain—I was gonna play both guys.” [09:24, Will Ferrell]
- Humorous sign-off:
“Despite that list, I think I made the right choice, so… Well, I salute you.” [09:49, Will Ferrell]
Memorable Moment:
Will’s classic deadpan humor about “sleeping in his car,” losing “Titanic” to family time, and hypothetically replacing Seaton as a Danette, playfully hazed by the whole crew.
Reminiscing: Danettes in Dublin (10:30–14:54)
- The “Nook” session:
Seaton recalls a night in Dublin with Will Ferrell and old friends:
“We spent a night in the nook just like crushing whiskeys and laughing…I can’t remember laughing that hard.” [10:30, Seaton O’Connor]
- Bar lore:
They debate if it was the Palace Bar or Temple Bar where women historically gathered in the “nook.”
- Will as an honorary Danette:
Will was “just one of us,” flying in for shows during the trip and mixing seamlessly with the crew.
Listener & Crew Memories – Community Impact
- Call-in tributes:
Listeners thank Seaton for his humor, his impact on the show, and share personal stories of meeting him or being touched by his work.
- Paulie on Seaton’s growth:
“He’s probably grown the most as a performer…When we first started, Seaton was more of a music guy than a sports guy. He really developed into a guy who could bring interesting sports opinions, which is really necessary for what I do.” [34:09, Paulie]
- Technical prowess during remote setup:
Paulie describes Seaton's dedication:
“And all this equipment, we're unpacking it upstairs…I look at him, I go, you gonna be able to put this together? He goes, we're gonna try…A guy who was not a traditional engineer put the studio together.” [34:33, Paulie]
- Listener calls share love, stories, and a few jokes about Todd’s “half birthday.” [43:19, Dan Patrick]
- Emotional thanks:
“Your infectious laugh, everything that you've done—you guys have been amazing and you've been a good part of my life, and I want to thank you for that.” [44:05, Caller Chris]
Rich Eisen Calls In (22:17–31:02)
Rich Eisen shares memories and wishes:
- Reminiscing about ESPN and NFL Network:
Dan: “You’re going to be the face of NFL Network. If you stay here, you’re just a SportsCenter anchor.”
Rich: "It was an identity for me, Dan...If you were so clear-eyed about it, you should have told me that...you'll be back 23 years later and NFL Network will be owned by ESPN." [24:20, Rich Eisen]
- Joking about on-air chemistry:
Eisen and Dan riff about hosting SportsCenter together one last time—a nostalgic but humorous back-and-forth about aging in the business.
- To Seaton:
“You would always have a smile on your face and just be chill and present and just being awesome, dude. I've always enjoyed listening and watching you and just wanted to come on the show and tell that to you.” [30:16, Rich Eisen]
- Seaton’s quick tongue:
“Did you want to break the news now that I’m joining the Rich Eisen Show, or should we wait until the press release?” [29:52, Seaton O’Connor]
- Dan jokes about who would cry:
“I would have bet you first…You’ve got a touch of the Vermeil.” [31:14, Rich Eisen about Dan Patrick]
Seaton’s Farewell Address (46:20–47:47)
His heartfelt message:
“I’m incredibly proud of this show…and I don’t know that people know how much this show means to me. I’ve devoted a significant part of my life to it, as we all have, and it’s really special. I think we’ve done something really great that’s going to stand the test of time...I’m going to miss the radio. I love this medium...I’m going to miss that a lot. It’s my favorite medium by far, I think it’s grossly underappreciated as an art form, and I’m going to miss the radio a lot.” [46:26–47:47, Seaton O’Connor]
Closing Remarks from the Crew & Listeners
- Marvin:
“I'm not a Danette, if not for Seaton recommending me.” [47:49, Marvin]
- Dan credits Seaton for team building:
Seaton suggested Marvin for the Danette team, highlighting his importance behind the scenes.
- The emotional and humorous mix:
References to the “Black Dick Vermeil” joke, eye drops to fake-cry, and sincere thanks swirl with a sense of genuine family.
Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)
-
Will Ferrell:
“This is Baby Bird flies the coop.” [03:42]
“I already have my advanced scouting team watching Little O’Connor.” [06:30]
“Family is overrated.” [09:11]
“Titanic, The Notebook, Gladiator…those were all mine.” [09:24]
-
Rich Eisen:
“You would always have a smile on your face and just be chill and present...just being awesome, dude.” [30:16]
-
Seaton O’Connor:
“We spent a night in the nook just crushing whiskeys and laughing…I can’t remember laughing that hard.” [10:30]
“I'm going to miss the radio a lot.” [47:46]
-
Dan Patrick:
“I would rather remain a memory to somebody instead of somebody going, well, okay...you can't recreate that.” [33:20]
-
Paulie:
“He’s probably grown the most as a performer...from a music guy to a guy who could bring interesting sports opinions.” [34:09]
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Start of Seaton’s farewell hour: 02:11
- Will Ferrell call-in & jokes: 03:32–10:14
- Dublin/Nook reminiscence: 10:30–14:54
- Paulie’s growth tribute: 34:09–35:26
- Rich Eisen call-in: 22:17–31:02
- Seaton’s farewell speech: 46:20–47:47
Tone & Language
The atmosphere is informal, warm, and irreverently funny—true to The Dan Patrick Show’s DNA. There’s open affection, teasing, deep mutual respect among the team, and a strong sense of shared history, with guests and listeners adding to the sense of community and legacy.
Summary
The hour serves as a loving roast and a mark of appreciation for Seaton O’Connor, underlining his pivotal role on the show. Will Ferrell and Rich Eisen, emblematic of the show’s crossover of sports and pop culture, deliver both laughs and genuine warmth. Crew members and listeners alike reflect on Seaton’s professional and personal growth, his humor, technical savvy, and what his presence has meant to both the show and the audience. The episode ultimately celebrates the enduring magic of radio, the bond among the Danettes, and the legacy Seaton leaves behind.