Podcast Summary: The Best Of Covino & Rich
Episode Title: The Best Of Covino & Rich
Release Date: August 15, 2025
Host/Authors: Covino and Rich, part of the Fox Sports Radio network
1. Introduction to the Misery Rating
In this episode, Covino and Rich delve into the concept of a "Misery Rating" for sports fans, originally developed by their friend Mike Lozzi. This rating quantifies how miserable a fan feels based on the performance of the teams they support.
Notable Quote:
- Rich [00:12]: "There is an app. Now, you know how I love to play with that playoff simulator, Covino."
- Covino [00:17]: "These are pro teams though, right?"
2. Hosts Share Their Misery Scores
Covino and Rich reveal their personal misery scores by inputting their favorite teams into the Misery Rating app.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [13:07]: "With those four, you guys won't be surprised to know that I am 89 on the misery rating. 89 out of 100."
- Covino [14:34]: "Do you have a buddy like that?"
- Jake Hofer [15:01]: "Yeah, you can put in as many as you think, you know, necessary for you."
3. Guest Segment: Mike Lozzi Discusses Misery Ratings
Mike Lozzi joins the show to discuss his own misery score based on the teams he supports, including the Mets, Jets, Nets, and Islanders. His choices result in a high misery score of 89, highlighting the impact of consistently supporting underperforming teams.
Notable Quotes:
- Mike Lozzi [12:00]: "I take pride in being the biggest loser. So we start off with the Mets. Fair Miserable. Then we have the Islanders."
- Rich [13:30]: "It's pretty bad. You know, it makes you respect the fact that he's a very positive guy even more."
4. Discussion on Athletes Embracing New Cities
Covino and Rich shift the conversation to how athletes adapt to new cities, using Jalen Ramsey's move to the Pittsburgh Steelers as a primary example. They compare his approach to other athletes like Mike McDaniel and Bryce Harper, emphasizing the importance of embracing the local culture to win over fans.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [25:01]: "So our buddy Mike is Mets, Jets, Nets, Islanders."
- Covino [26:39]: "New neighbors move in. I smoke cigars. They come over."
5. Neighbor from Hell: The Gary B. Story
A significant portion of the episode centers around the infamous "Neighbor from Hell," Gary B., from Van Nuys, California. Gary's disruptive behavior, including mowing his lawn at unconventional hours and making excessive noise, has driven his neighbors to the brink, garnering national attention.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [39:03]: "He split. The cops came, he was out."
- Covino [41:10]: "I don't think he's mentally there for."
- Rich [44:54]: "He smacked the girl, by the way, when they broke up."
6. Personal Bad Neighbor and Roommate Stories
Covino and Rich share their own challenging experiences with neighbors and roommates, illustrating the universal frustration of dealing with difficult individuals.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [42:13]: "We moved into this neighborhood and we encountered the Devil's Rejects."
- Jake Hofer [45:03]: "My neighborhood kids playing on my lawn. I wouldn't care."
- Rich [48:55]: "He makes a wrong turn and thinks my bedroom is the bathroom room."
7. Philosophical Takeaways: Balancing Sports Fandom and Personal Well-being
The hosts reflect on the emotional toll of being a devoted sports fan, especially when supporting teams that frequently underperform. They emphasize the importance of not allowing team results to overly influence personal happiness and mental health.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [20:06]: "Don't let the misery define you."
- Covino [22:08]: "If you see a package left by your mailboxes, like, I'll take it to their doorstep."
8. Listener Interactions and Community Stories
Throughout the episode, Covino and Rich engage with listeners, sharing submitted stories about their own problematic neighbors and roommates. These interactions foster a sense of community and shared experiences among the audience.
Notable Quotes:
- Co-host [57:39]: "Can you tell me where the neighbor's kids have? Freaking dog on the feet."
- Jake Hofer [61:18]: "I'm trying to call the police and be like, what the f are we doing here?"
9. Closing Remarks and Encouragement to Engage
As the episode wraps up, Covino and Rich encourage listeners to share their own stories and experiences, reinforcing the show's interactive and community-driven nature.
Notable Quotes:
- Rich [73:26]: "Who do we got? Andy, how do you do?"
- Jake Hofer [75:15]: "You guys are great. The best show on radio."
Conclusion:
In "The Best Of Covino & Rich," listeners are treated to an engaging blend of sports analysis, personal anecdotes, and community storytelling. The episode effectively balances humor with heartfelt discussions on the impact of sports fandom and the universal challenge of dealing with difficult neighbors and roommates. Covino and Rich's approachable hosting style, combined with relatable content, makes this episode a standout for both regular listeners and newcomers alike.