The Dan Patrick Show (Ep #118)

Title: Worst Party ANTICS & AVOID These Sides

Date: November 20, 2025
Hosts: Steve Covino & Rich Davis (Kavino and Rich, filling in for Dan Patrick)

Episode Overview

In this lively, humor-driven episode, Steve Covino and Rich Davis dive into party culture ahead of Thanksgiving. They break down the worst party antics, the most overrated or disliked Thanksgiving side dishes, and share Rich’s football bets for Week 12. True to form, the banter bounces between sports, pop culture, and personal philosophy on how to (and not to) let loose.

Main Themes and Purpose

• Worst Party Antics: Dissecting over-the-top, gross, or outdated party moves (from keg stands to butt-chugging), and why some traditions are best left in college.
• Thanksgiving Sides Debate: Which classic sides belong on the table, and which are just taking up space, according to viral articles and personal tastes.
• Football Picks: Rich’s outlook and bets on the week’s critical NFL games.
• Humor & Relatability: Sharing cringe, laughs, and memories with nods to listeners’ own Thanksgiving gatherings.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Cam “Scam Cataboo” Scandal & Party Behavior

[03:10-07:42]

• Cam Scatterboo, NFL rookie, in hot water:
  Cam received negative press for wrestling at Monday Night Raw while injured.

  • Rich: “Yeah, it’s all bullshit. ...It was an organized trip for the rookies on the team. It’s bonding.” [04:12]
  • Covino: “Anything could happen. ...I have a question, if his coach and management...are saying ‘yeah, it’s all good,’ then who are you, you weenie, to criticize this guy?” [05:06]

• Scatterboo’s Social Media Stardom:

  • 92K TikTok, nearly 1M on IG, 10K on Twitch.
  • Covino: “Those are like paying customers.” [06:55]

• The Shoey: Cam celebrated online with a classic "shoey" (drinking from a shoe).

  • Covino: “I don’t get down like this. This is where the party stops for me. ...That’s gross. I hope it’s a clean shoe.” [07:21]
  • Rich: “It’s his own shoe!” [07:20]

2. The “No-No List” — Outdated or Gross Party Moves

[08:25-15:24]

• “Weakest Party Moves” (Covino’s No-No List):

  1. Keg Stands: Only did one, never again. [09:21]
     • Covino: “Lame vatos don’t keg stand. That’s a rare photo.” [09:21]
  2. Body Shots: Especially off random people.
     • Covino: “You want to drink a shot of someone’s lint-filled belly button?” [10:35]
     • Rich: “Every time you put your face in some girl’s big boobs, you’re rubbing another dude’s face, essentially, because some other guy’s face was right there.” [10:55]
  3. Beer Funnels / Beer Helmets:
     • Covino: “Nothing says you’re a loser sports fan or just a loser period than a beer helmet. Get out of here with that.” [11:57]
  4. Ice Luge: Cited as “overrated and gross.” [12:51]
     • Covino: “In your face again, it’s all sticky...putting your face where some other dude’s face was.” [13:01]
  5. Butt Chugging: The ultimate “no,” referenced with mock horror.
     • Rich: “Women and men in the younger generation have somehow found a way to absorb alcohol through their butthole.” [14:41]
     • Covino: “Apparently you get drunk faster. I don’t need you...But if it’s your style...enjoy, man.” [15:02]

• Covino’s Philosophy:

  • “There comes a point in life where you’re like, come on with that.” [13:39]
  • Rich: “I'm a dad in my 40s...I never really did this, but my son one day when he's a 20-something...I’m gonna say, ah, I remember those, son.” [13:51]

3. “Might Be Ass”: The Heinz Squeeze Bottle Gravy & Side Dishes to Skip

[18:46-22:45]

• Heinz “Squirtable Leftover Gravy”:

  • Rich: “It’s a ketchup bottle bar of gravy…” [19:19]
  • Covino: “The biggest barf of all…that original juice comes out...Imagine the pre-juice of this grossness.” [19:46]
  • Rich: “What’s wrong with mom’s leftover gravy?” [20:12]

• Debating Viral List: The Worst Thanksgiving Sides (Sourced from HuffPost):

  1. Yams/Sweet Potatoes:
     • Both hosts are fans, especially with marshmallows.
     • “That shit’s good. That’s one of my favorites.” [22:05][22:10]
  2. Green Bean Casserole:
     • Covino: “I don’t really like green beans that much, but I get down with this, too.”
     • “It's a little bit like, slop, like gruel... but it’s good.” [23:05]
  3. Cranberry Sauce:
     • Preference for homemade over canned.
     • Covino: “When it comes in the shape of the can, there’s nothing more bar flavor. …Even in the can, though, if chopped up, I’ll still eat it.” [23:40]
     • Rich: “Isn’t there a sense of…it feels like dog food when it’s in the can?” [24:17]

• Stuffing—The “Elite” Side:

  • Rich: “Stuffing, number one.” [24:42]
  • Covino: “Yeah, brain waves. Let’s go. …We at least have Thanksgiving camaraderie.” [24:46][24:49]

4. Sports Picks: Rich’s “Dickie’s Picks” for NFL Week 12

[24:52-27:09]

• Lock-Ins:
  • 49ers (vs Panthers, Monday Night Football)
  • Packers (over struggling Vikings)
  • Bears (vs Steelers): “Caleb Williams chance to tell everyone to kiss your turkey ass.” [26:03]
  • Chiefs (over Colts at Arrowhead): “I believe in Daniel Jones and Jonathan Taylor…but if they lose, I think they’re out of the playoffs.” [26:57]

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Party Antics:
  • Covino: “You scatter boo,—I’m gonna go talk to some chicks.” [08:50]
  • Rich (about ice luge): “I’m not doing it as a 40-year-old man. But, let me tell you, when I was a young man in college…I remember those, son.” [13:06]
  • Covino: “I was never that guy. I get it, if you were a young dude…but these are antics I don’t get down with. …No way.” [12:16][14:06]
• Thanksgiving Energy:
  • Covino (joking): “If we get 10,000 subscribers…maybe I will butt chug.” [15:41]
  • Rich: “You heard it!” [15:57]
• On Squirtable Gravy:
  • Covino: “Heinz squirtable leftover gravy. Sounds like ass.” [20:46]
• On Side Dishes:
  • Rich: “Stuffing, number one.” [24:42]
  • Covino: “Yeah, brain waves. Let’s go.” [24:46]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Cam Scatterboo Wrestling & Shoey Antics: 03:10–07:42
• Steve Covino’s “No-No” List: 08:25–15:24
• “Might Be Ass”: Squirtable Gravy / Side Dishes Debate: 18:46–24:49
• Football Picks (“Dickey’s Picks”): 24:52–27:09

Tone & Takeaways

The episode is packed with irreverent debate, self-aware nostalgia, and laughter. Covino and Rich reject gross-out or “try hard” party behavior (“weak ass moves”), wax sentimental about maturing, and argue in favor of “real” Thanksgiving food over fads. If you want sports and pop culture talk with a big dose of banter and dad energy, this episode delivers.

Closing Sentiment:
Rich: “I will see you guys. Have a happy Thanksgiving. Arriva Dare Chi baby.” [27:32]
Covino: “Very thankful for you. See you in the over promised land.” [27:36]