Trump & Vance v. Zelenskyy, Eli Zaret joins us, the greatest sports movies ranked, Shane Gillis on SNL, RIP David Johansen, a Cuomo comeback, and the saga of Mary Kate Cornett.
Jim gives a free plug to Mabel Gray, as he showed up hungover today.
Eli Zaret drops by to complain about a Victor Wembanyama auction, Zeke Mayo is getting bullied, sportsmanship, Trump pardons Pete Rose & Rob Manfred considering reinstating him, Justin Tucker’s quagmire, the Red Wings screwed, the fastest at the combine, the Pistons on a roll, Spencer Torkelson’s roll with the Tigers, MSU basketball, eulogize Gene Hackman and more.
Robert De Niro is an ex-president in Zero Day.
We’re lacking good sports movies lately. Rotten Tomatoes has the worst sports movie list possible ever.
Shane Gillis hosted Saturday Night Live in a pretty decent episode.
RIP David Johansen. We re-tell the tale of Arthur Kane.
Donald Trump and JD Vance yelled at Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Elon Musk popped up on Joe Rogan’s podcast again and stirred up some shit.
Memecoins are just pump-and-dumps. Trump has his own coin, as well.
Andrew Cuomo is attempting a comeback.
Aroldis Chapman loves his mom. Knock it off, Chapman!
Pete Davidson is nearly tattoo-free.
Kim Kardashian is selling an $825 t-shirt.
Kylie Jenner can’t sleep since her hairstylist died.
Jonathan Kaye agrees to a plea deal following his scuffle in New York.
With Love, Meghan drops another teaser. She totally copied Pamela Anderson.
Prince Albert of Monaco has a hell of a team photo.

Slapstick Diplomacy – March 2, 2025