Sue Bird seems happy to be done with Megan Rapinoe, Eli Zaret stops by, Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans, D4VD arrested for murder, Coachella influencers, Dianna Russini fallout, and Meghan Markle’s grift jumps the shark.
Eli Zaret drops by to rip Detroit Lions Jahmyr Gibbs’ new tattoo, get us caught up on the Detroit Tigers, Kevin McGonigle’s new contract, Drew’s best friend Kirk Gibson gets his own day at Comerica Park, comment on the Dianna Russini fiasco, the Detroit Pistons in the NBA Playoffs, the Detroit Red Wings failure, the upcoming NFL Draft, Paige Bueckers and Azzi Fudd’s hot relationship, and Eli wants to bang a meat grinder.
We watch as a parachuter crashes into the Virginia Tech scoreboard to launch the James Franklin era.
Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird are no longer sucking each other. Some people are saying Sue Bird could not be happier.
Coachella 2026: Influencers are ruining the entire event. Kate Cassidy ate a wiener for the first time. Sabrina Carpenter brought an elderly Madonna on stage.
The world is finally turning on Kanye West.
D4VD has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas.
Frankie Valli might owe the mob some money or something. He’s barely alive, but performing.
Joe Biden thinks all Black people look like Barack Obama.
Sebastian Bach beefs with everyone. He’s also destroyed Twisted Sister.
Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans at the ripe age of 52.
Charlize Theron vs Timothée Chalamet.
Ben Stiller accidentally did a racism.
Markleverse: Meghan Markle cashed in on Australia over the weekend. Prince William HATES his little brother. People Magazine continues to blow the couple. Meghan makes an Australian terrorist attack site a photo-op. Buy Meghan’s clothes today!
Dianna Russini is still out at The Athletic. Colin Cowherd finally checks in. ESPN wrote a weak piece on Russini and buried it. Jemele Hill walks Dan Le Batard through the story. USA Today fired Crissy Froyd for talking about Dianna.
Why is that loser, Bronny James, still in the NBA?
Dave Landau will be in the studio tomorrow… for real this time.
Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do.
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