UK Huns! with Cat Cohen

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dylan Hour with Dylan Mulvaney – Episode "UK Huns! with Cat Cohen"

Episode Information:

• Title: UK Huns! with Cat Cohen
• Host: Dylan Mulvaney
• Guest: Cat Cohen
• Release Date: May 14, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode of The Dylan Hour, host Dylan Mulvaney welcomes comedian and UK enthusiast Cat Cohen for a UK-themed extravaganza. The duo delves into their shared passion for British culture, their comedic journeys, fashion preferences, and offers heartfelt relationship advice. The episode is peppered with humor, personal anecdotes, and engaging banter, making it a delightful listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Introduction and Matching Outfits

The episode kicks off with Dylan and Cat playfully highlighting their coincidental choice of UK-themed outfits, setting a humorous and light-hearted tone.

• Dylan Mulvaney [02:14]: "The Spice Girls invented me. But do you remember where you were when you heard the Spice Girl?"
• Cat Cohen [03:31]: "So confusing sometimes to be a G."

Their matching outfits become a running joke, emphasizing their mutual enthusiasm for all things British.

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UK Culture and Personal Connections

Dylan and Cat explore their deep ties to the UK, sharing personal stories that highlight their affection for British traditions and humor.

• Cat Cohen [11:38]: "Do you know the word Anglophile? Of course I didn't until last week."
• Dylan Mulvaney [12:17]: "Instead, imagine where my family took me. Texas."

Dylan reminisces about her childhood in London, painting a vivid picture of how those early experiences shaped her comedic style.

• Dylan Mulvaney [13:07]: "I did the worst thing anyone can do, which is go to a summer acting program."

Her stint at a summer acting program in the UK becomes a humorous tale of youthful misadventures and the foundation of her comedic career.

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Musical Comedy and Acting Career

The conversation shifts to the intersection of musical theater and comedy, with Dylan sharing insights into her creative process and aspirations.

• Cat Cohen [16:19]: "Sunday in the Park with George. Wow. It's Bernadette."
• Dylan Mulvaney [17:22]: "Undderstand now that there's, like, people called, like, Bo Burnham or, like, there's some other kinds of people."

They discuss the influence of musical theater on Dylan's comedy, highlighting her unique blend of song and humor.

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Fashion and Style Discussion

A significant segment of the episode revolves around fashion, where Dylan and Cat exchange views on style preferences, favorite brands, and body positivity.

• Dylan Mulvaney [31:57]: "It's always a mini dress or mini skirt with high knee, knee high boots."
• Cat Cohen [32:03]: "Do you get Jeffrey Campbell."

They advocate for inclusive fashion, praising brands like Zara and Asos for their adaptability to different body types.

• Dylan Mulvaney [32:35]: "I have to wear a bra. It would not be good for anyone in town if I didn't have a bra."

Their candid discussion on bras transitions into broader topics of body image and self-expression through fashion.

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Personal Stories and Anecdotes

Dylan and Cat share heartfelt and humorous personal stories, including Dylan's recent health challenges and Cat's experiences with voiceover work.

• Dylan Mulvaney [37:02]: "I had a mini stroke. Went to the hospital, they said, you might have this thing."
• Cat Cohen [36:43]: "A little lifty. Lifty."

These anecdotes add depth to their conversation, showcasing their resilience and openness.

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Bittersweets of the Week

In this segment, both hosts discuss the highs and lows of their recent weeks, offering a blend of positivity and relatable struggles.

• Dylan Mulvaney [08:59]: "The bittersweets of the week. I've had way more sweets than bitters."
• Cat Cohen [08:31]: "I was so nervous that Ted Cruz was going to just find me and just, like, lock me up."

Their transparent sharing fosters a genuine connection with listeners, highlighting the balance of joy and challenges in their lives.

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Relationship Advice Segment

Towards the latter part of the episode, Dylan and Cat tackle listener questions about modern dating challenges, particularly focusing on the pitfalls of online dating and the importance of authentic connections.

• Cat Cohen [44:41]: "Have you any the relationship wise? Because in the dating world it seems that the online dating apps really never seem to work."
• Dylan Mulvaney [45:56]: "I think people show you who they are and what they want right up top and you have to just listen to them."

They emphasize the value of honesty and straightforwardness in building meaningful relationships, discouraging playing games and advocating for clear communication.

• Dylan Mulvaney [46:05]: "I don't think it's good to play hard to get. I do think if someone wants to see you, they'll ask to see you."

Their pragmatic approach offers listeners practical advice on navigating the complexities of modern romance.

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Overshare Don't Care – Rapid-Fire Q&A

In the final segment, Overshare Don't Care, Dylan and Cat engage in a rapid-fire question and answer round, revealing fun and quirky aspects of their personalities.

• Cat Cohen [40:21]: "Dream venue to play."
• Dylan Mulvaney [40:25]: "Carnegie Hall."

This playful interaction provides a light-hearted conclusion to the episode, leaving listeners with smiles and a sense of camaraderie.

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Conclusion

"UK Huns! with Cat Cohen" is a testament to the dynamic chemistry between Dylan Mulvaney and Cat Cohen. Their spirited discussions, combined with personal storytelling and practical advice, create a compelling and entertaining episode. Whether bonding over their love for the UK, dissecting the intricacies of fashion and comedy, or offering heartfelt relationship tips, Dylan and Cat deliver a memorable podcast experience that resonates with a diverse audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Dylan Mulvaney [02:14]: "The Spice Girls invented me."
• Cat Cohen [11:38]: "Do you know the word Anglophile?"
• Dylan Mulvaney [37:02]: "I had a mini stroke."
• Dylan Mulvaney [46:05]: "I don't think it's good to play hard to get."

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Transcript

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Hey there.

[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

Like Rob Lowe, Rosie o' Donnell and.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Kenya Barris, as well as thinkers like Kara Swisher and Nate Silver to understand how both personal setbacks and larger forces impact our world. Listen to Fail Better wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Meredith Goldstein, host of the Boston Globe's Love Letters podcast, which features real people from all over the world telling stories about their relationship lives. This season we're talking about how to for the better.

[Kat Cohen]

I just remember thinking like, wow, this is what a healthy relationship looks and feels like.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The reason why I'm getting emotional is I didn't want to leave you.

[Kat Cohen]

I never thought I would be this way again.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Join us at Love Letters wherever you get your podcasts. Lemonada.

[Kat Cohen]

In your car, in the shower, on a walk through the Dylan Hour. Feeling sweet, feeling sour. I feel nothing. The dealing hour. My couch is open. It's better than therapy. All ya soccer moms, all your they's and thems all your bottom boys. My bisexual femmes come one and all disassociate with me. It's free, grab a drink or two or three. You have no friends. All good, you got me.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's the deal in hour.

[Kat Cohen]

Love y. Hello governor, Top of the morning to you. I hope, I hope it's a good time.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh my God, it's a good time.

[Kat Cohen]

She's so. My, my guest today is like already mortified. She's like walking off the set right now.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I am calling a hospital. I'm calling.

[Kat Cohen]

She's calling the hospital because my girl crush is here. But specifically my girl crush that is also maybe equally, if not more obsessed with the UK that than I am. And. But what's funny about us having a UK themed episode this week is we don't have a British person on. Well, that could be debated throughout. We'll find out on the pod today. She is one of my favorite comedians. Also, I'm so nervous because she has my favorite podcast and she's been hosting this podcast for so long. I've been listening to like every single episode and Now I have to interview her, which feels so crazy. And oh my God, I probably been following her for at least five years, maybe longer. Podcast co host seeks treatment. You have done. You got your special out on Netflix called the Twist. She's gorgeous one on Veeps that just came out come for me, which I've seen, I think I saw multiple times in person. An album that just came out. Music.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Overdressed music.

[Kat Cohen]

Yes. Also guest starring on Only Murders in the Building. And I have been harassing her to put out more music and now it's out on Spotify.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh my God.

[Kat Cohen]

So we have to listen, everyone. It's Cat Co. It's Cat Cohen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Gals. So confusing sometimes to be a G. Oh my God, I feel so taken care of by that beautiful intro.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, honey, I also for all of those listening just know that we are in matching little. What I can only describe is like Madeline meets Eloise. The Plaza meets like the Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap, but the British one.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And this happened by chance. We both showed up today wearing so ridiculous.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so insane.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We're getting going to stop you because we're having a little flashing situation. Oh, let them. Let them look. Let them look.

[Kat Cohen]

Let them look. I've been notified by the UK government that my puss was showing in this. This last cut. And so we're going to figure out how to edit that in post. Or maybe not.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, you know, I'm playing with fire. I'm playing with fire with my certain only fans. Yeah. Oh, my God. This is it, finally.

[Kat Cohen]

Except it's all UK themed, so it's like it's us and Ginger Spice outfits.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God. The Spice Girls invented me. But do you remember where you were when you heard the Spice Girl?

[Kat Cohen]

Well, I. I remember doing hard drugs for the first time to. Is it wannabe?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sure.

[Kat Cohen]

I was.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I was gonna say I'm a grand six years old.

[Kat Cohen]

That's not a Trader.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Trader Joe's.

[Kat Cohen]

I was gonna go that's not a Trader Joe's song.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Taylor Swift to mix up Trader Joe's.

[Kat Cohen]

Taylor Swift. Trader Joe's. And Taylor Swift is full of botomy. Also. I already love that this. We. We talk real fast.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I know. No one can listen to this.

[Kat Cohen]

No, not one ear.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know what we're saying? You're sick. You need. God, you need to go to the hospital.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah. Get off this. Get off the.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Honey, couldn't be more excited to be here with you.

[Kat Cohen]

First of all, we have a drink for us.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Wait, what?

[Kat Cohen]

So it's in a cute little teacup. And stop, everyone. We got her a Diet Coke.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But I adore a D.C. we're calling.

[Kat Cohen]

It the only Coke we dabble in because we're so fun. We don't need cocaine. Diet Coke. But in teacups, which makes it British asmr. Get it?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Close my short stubby nails. Coke, Coke, Diet Coke, Coca Cola.

[Kat Cohen]

How's your British accent?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Good. Why? You want to hear it?

[Kat Cohen]

I don't know. Just. I feel like.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, it's all. I just watched so much Love island that it's. I learned it by osmosis. I watched all seasons during the amazing pandemic.

[Kat Cohen]

Cheers.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Cheers, love.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, I kind of poured a lot in mine.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know what my new obsession is, too, is the people on TikTok who get chippy tea. Have they come across your desk?

[Kat Cohen]

No. What's chippy tea?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Chippy tea is these British people who get. Get like, fish and chips takeout, and then they, like, show it to you and it looks really good.

[Kat Cohen]

Lily's obsessed with that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Also, how is Lily? You know, she's so good.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I miss her. I invited her to the event, you know.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, she. Well, she was in.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She didn't come through New York.

[Kat Cohen]

We were just. But actually, this is part of our next segment. Bittersweet. Me and Lily went to Texas this past weekend. Where you're from.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Isn't that buck wild?

[Kat Cohen]

Literally, from there for that. And I. My. My bitter was that I was so nervous that Ted Cruz was going to just find me and just, like, lock me up and. And not that, like, I was doing, like. But I didn't even jaywalk this weekend. Like, I was so.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Such a good girl.

[Kat Cohen]

I was such a good girl. And I did. I did drink heavily with Chelsea Handler, but other than he had nothing on me. And I made it back. I only did my Instagram post right as I touched down. Lax.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You're safe.

[Kat Cohen]

I'm safe.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Welcome home.

[Kat Cohen]

And then my sweet of the week is. Oh, my God. Well, I think it's just you being in la, because I think what's tricky about our friendship is, like, we're. We would be like a Lister best friend. I know, but we don't live in the same city.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I know. But also, you have to admit that it wouldn't matter where we live because you're always flying around the world. And I love to traverse the globe as well.

[Kat Cohen]

But that's the thing.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We're Globetrotters.

[Kat Cohen]

It feels like we might just end up in either Edinburgh and. Or London together.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Whenever we meet, it's somewhere where we don't even live.

[Kat Cohen]

We don't live.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And that's. So we don't live. We're not alive.

[Kat Cohen]

No.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And that is so beautiful.

[Kat Cohen]

Never were.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I know. So we. We met officially in la, but we really connected over the summer when I. You absolutely come to life in the assembly bar at the Edinburgh French Whistle. You guys have never seen anything like this there. It's called, like, to really. Really make a space. To bring a space alive with your personality. That's what you did.

[Kat Cohen]

This was like the Baby Reindeer Bar, as I call it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God.

[Kat Cohen]

Because it's just so dark. But, like, it's totally. But, like, truly. Don't you think that's kind of what it is?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. I mean, when I think baby Ranger, I think of other things besides fun and merriment, but definitely. Shout out. Shout out.

[Kat Cohen]

But, like, there was like. Do you know there's the only reference people have to, like, Edinburgh to the Fringe Festival. I know that. I mean, I saw you. You kind of stroll in, in sometimes, like, either, like a sweater situation, like a. Like a hoodie.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Because I'm. I'm like.

[Kat Cohen]

You have a boyfriend?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, but it's not even about that. It's about, like, I'm off the court or I'm on the court.

[Kat Cohen]

Right.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And I was off the court.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay. I was. No, I think I was actually more on the court in that bar than I was on the court on stage.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You left it all on the court the whole summer.

[Kat Cohen]

But did I get laid?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

100%. Every night I go, what's going on? You making out with that person? I'm looking out with that person. You're so lucky.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you remember the last night of.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yes. Did you go to the mountain?

[Kat Cohen]

I didn't go. But did you see the. Oh, that little Aussie that was in the treadmill show that I could have gone home with, but then I didn't because he wanted to hike the mountain first.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's a good decision.

[Kat Cohen]

But then stood me up in Amsterdam.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Called you that person.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, if someone makes you hike a mountain to have sex with them, they're not the person.

[Kat Cohen]

You're not wrong.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Right?

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah. Talk me through your bitters and sweets of the week.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The bittersweets of the week. I've had way more sweets than bitters. I've been here in la, seeing all my dearest friends through a huge party for my album release. That was sweet. Sweet. Sweet as candy, sweet as pie. Bitter is that I never learned how to parallel park because I'm from Texas, rented a car. I love to drive. Camp park.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Imagine that.

[Kat Cohen]

What do you have against Ubers?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What do I have against Ubers? It's so freeing to listen to your own music, to have all your with you, to be able to go wherever you want, not waiting on some random stranger to pick you up.

[Kat Cohen]

You're independent.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I love to drive.

[Kat Cohen]

I love in a relationship, people still independent.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Exactly. That's important to me.

[Kat Cohen]

It is.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's important to me. But anyways, I never learned how to parallel park because there's always big parking lots in Texas. So driving around here is. I have a meltdown every time I have to land somewhere.

[Kat Cohen]

Does your. The car that you rented have a camera?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Back, not front.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay, so the front is where we really lose.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You need both. You need both to really make it work.

[Kat Cohen]

Talk to me about you just had your. Your song, your album come out.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, thank God you were there because you really turned a look and la. You know, I have mixed feelings, but people are really afraid to not look. Like here.

[Kat Cohen]

Can I be honest? That was like my cozy, like, not turn a look outfit.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She showed up in a floor length dress with feathers and a boa, but.

[Kat Cohen]

I didn't have fake lashes on and that's the difference.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, really?

[Kat Cohen]

And it was like cozy. Like that was like a sweater dress.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And it was a cozy vibe. It was in a house.

[Kat Cohen]

Sexy.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Thank you. I was slurped into my gown.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But people here wear the worst clothes.

[Kat Cohen]

They.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay, they wear athleisure every day.

[Kat Cohen]

I'm usually not naked on the Dylan podcast and I will go there.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm sorry.

[Kat Cohen]

No, no. But I. I will go there because I think that that LA deserves the chance to correct itself.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I think people need to dress up more and people need to enjoy look at us, their clothes and their lives more.

[Kat Cohen]

We're in the thick of Hollywood right.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Now and we're wearing like senator.

[Kat Cohen]

Senators would be real once we get there.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my, my. I don't know what yours. Mine's real and it costs $3 million.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, see, mine is Temu.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Totally.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Have you ever bought anything from there?

[Kat Cohen]

No, but TikTok shop has been a big issue for me in my life.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Imagine this. My boyfriend, love my life, buys his clothes from the TikTok shop. Can you imagine what that's like for me? Can you imagine what I'm going through?

[Kat Cohen]

Okay. Can I. I've bought in clothes off the Tick tock shop.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You're part of the community.

[Kat Cohen]

And what's crazy, though, is like, like I love me an expensive piece of outfit, of course, and that's a crazy term, but I also like a 10 dress on the Tick Tock shop Hilo. I know, but it's fast fashion.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I know, but sometimes it's hard.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay, back to our outfits.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sorry.

[Kat Cohen]

Uk.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Uk.

[Kat Cohen]

Uk. Hon uk.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

N O W that. We love the uk.

[Kat Cohen]

We love it. We're at. Do you know the word Anglophile? Of course I didn't until last week. And I was putting this.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know, I've always been. It all started. When did it start? Well, you know, I lived in London when I was a little girl.

[Kat Cohen]

Tell me everything.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

When I was four years old, my family moved to London for my dad's work.

[Kat Cohen]

When I was.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

When I was four years old, we moved a little. I mean, my voice is a little hoarse, you might be noticing.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, because you've been singing so much because of your music career.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, of course. And thank you for saying that.

[Kat Cohen]

Famously have. Has.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I mean, in the studio. Nine to nine. Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Has signed to a label.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Thank you for saying that. Anyways, we lived there when I was younger and it was one of. It's one of those sliding doors moments. I could have ended up a little British gorgeous princess.

[Kat Cohen]

Yes.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Instead, imagine where my family took me. Texas.

[Kat Cohen]

So they said, we're gonna show you culture, we're gonna show you theater, we're gonna show you accents, we're gonna show you Hugh Grant. And then they said, now you get Tex Mex.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. They took it all from me. But I stand by this. I don't think I would be a comedian if I hadn't grown up somewhere that I wanted to leave so bad.

[Kat Cohen]

Right, because you wouldn't. You wouldn't be funny if you lived in London.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'd be prim and proper.

[Kat Cohen]

You'd be so, like married to an aristocrat. Probably only doing fashion campaigns non stop. No shows.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Mew, mew, meow, meow, Kitty cat.

[Kat Cohen]

This UK chapter. You were there because of your dad's work?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

My dad was there for work and then anyways, he got some new job in Texas. We all moved there.

[Kat Cohen]

But you never got citizenship or anything?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, no. I always wanted to come back. And then when I was in college, I like, went for a summer program and then when I found the friendship.

[Kat Cohen]

Where'd you go to proper college? Do you like the use of proper? That's my favorite word that I brought over. Uni. Where'd you go to uni I went to Princeton. Wow, that's a good uni.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was so fun. I loved it.

[Kat Cohen]

Is. How about like, is there anything that I know that, like, we do our best to not bring back a fake accent. Obviously. When we come back, is there anything that you do bring back?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Like vocabulary wise, I think saying quite sticks with me. Like, I'm quite tired. I'm quite.

[Kat Cohen]

But then I thought I heard that quite isn't like it means that, like, if you say it's quite good, it means that it's not good.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, interesting.

[Kat Cohen]

That's what I. And then I got nervous because I started using that a lot and I'm like, what did I tell people was quite good? That sounded like, yeah, like, yes, I just know.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I try. I try not to. So.

[Kat Cohen]

But talk me through. So Princeton. You're at Princeton? You go to the uk Just for a little semester at sea.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I did like a summer, but not.

[Kat Cohen]

On San's cruise ship.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I did the worst thing anyone can do, which is go to a summer acting program.

[Kat Cohen]

What? What?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Shakespeare. Shakespeare. What's it called? One of the ones. Lambda Lambda.

[Kat Cohen]

That's good.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Didn't learn a single thing. Was drunk every day, fucked everyone I saw and was a disaster. No memory. But it started, my love. Don't laugh at me, you guys. Producers are laughing, laughing, laughing at me. And then I had to go back.

[Kat Cohen]

So at what point did you graduate? You moved to New York City?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

You're doing standup comedy?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

And then when were you like, well, I gotta get back?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, eventually, when I had like a show I was proud of, I had some friends from over there, namely my number one girl, Loli Adafope.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, you know her, she's so funny.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She's a genius. And she really helped me. She was like, let me help you set up a show in London. You should come do the Fringe. And she's like, the whole reason why I was able to start doing stuff over there. So I did a show at this place called the Moth Club in Hackney, which is like the best vibe package.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, that's like the Brooklyn of.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's what they say.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Great venue. And then I went back and did the Fringe in 2019. Had an amazing time.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, honey, didn't you get the. The big award?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I did. Thank you so much.

[Kat Cohen]

Was it newcomer?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was the Newcomer award.

[Kat Cohen]

Tell us, how did that happen?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I. I was so young, so, yeah, barely remember. What was the show? How did it happen? Because my show was amazing.

[Kat Cohen]

Which one was this?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was the Twist. She's gorgeous.

[Kat Cohen]

Was this one with the boy is never. Well, that was the first video I ever saw. I feel like that was a lot of people's like, oh, my God.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

You know, Entrance to you physically, mentally, spiritually and physical.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Entrance.

[Kat Cohen]

That was the first time I entered you and never left. But I. I couldn't believe what I was watching. Like, it was, like. It was this awakening for me of being, like. I didn't know that, like, musical comedy was, like, allowed because my version of musical comedy was like, the fucking Baker song from into the Woods. Like, I didn't even know.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's an amazing song.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so good.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know, I really want to play Baker's Wife.

[Kat Cohen]

We're gonna get to that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Who do you wanna be in into the Woods? I.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay. I always thought I wanted to do Red Riding Hood, but I actually think now maybe Cinderella.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You'd be a great Cinderella. On the steps.

[Kat Cohen]

On the steps. There's such a pure. And she gets no one is alone. Like, that song's so pretty.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, God, it's just perfect.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so good.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But what's your favorite musical?

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. If you had to pick it up.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay. The Thunder Purple starring O.

[Kat Cohen]

But only if Cynthia Riva's leading it. Or if not that Legally Blonde or Next to Normal or Spring Awakening or Wicked.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Spring Awakening is up there for me too.

[Kat Cohen]

What's your favorite favorite?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sunday in the park with George. Wow.

[Kat Cohen]

You've seen it live?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Jake Gyllenhaal.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. It's one of my favorites. I would watch the Mandy Patinkin version.

[Kat Cohen]

I've never seen that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's Bernadette. Bernadette.

[Kat Cohen]

Everyone listening is like, what did they just say?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, if you know, you know.

[Kat Cohen]

If you know. If you know, you know.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Kind of makes me laugh. Have you met Lana?

[Kat Cohen]

Never. But we have the same facialist. And she said to, like. I asked the facialist, can you ask, like, what the tea is? And she's like, oh, I really like her.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, she's heaven. I feel so connected to her.

[Kat Cohen]

No, no, get this. What?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What?

[Kat Cohen]

My facial. She asked for my number, never contacted me. Which feels. Yes. Which feels very Lana coded.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's all you need.

[Kat Cohen]

But that's all I needed to know. I thought I was maybe getting invited to the Louisiana wedding.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That could have been cool.

[Kat Cohen]

I think it got lost in the mail.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Kind of makes me laugh.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Running down the path.

[Kat Cohen]

But back to these videos that. This video that I saw of you. I think you were maybe at Joe's Pub singing The song.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, God, yeah. It's so funny.

[Kat Cohen]

Like, it's probably in a headband, actually.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yes. I've been posting clips since 1993, and.

[Kat Cohen]

That one was the first to hit.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's hard. Yeah. It just is what it is.

[Kat Cohen]

And, but, like, I understand now that there's, like, people called, like, Bo Burnham or, like, there's some other kinds of people.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I've always been a Bo Burnham fan.

[Kat Cohen]

I, I, I didn't know I loved.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Him when I was in high school, and.

[Kat Cohen]

So who was your gateway into, like, musical comedy?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was just a combination of loving musical theater and then falling into the, like, UCB improv scene when I moved to New York. But then I was like, I miss singing. I wonder if there's a way to bring this together.

[Kat Cohen]

What was the first song you ever wrote?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The first song I ever wrote was about having pcos. And it was called.

[Kat Cohen]

I was gonna say speak on it, and then it was like, sing on it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sing on it. You know, it never made it into a special.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, wait, yeah, it never did. It's about. It's called, like, My tiny ovaries are covered in tiny cysts. That's what PCOS is.

[Kat Cohen]

That's very relatable, though.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I know there's some girls out there who are suffering from pcos. I'm here and I'm with you and.

[Kat Cohen]

There'S a song for you that is unreleased.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, One day it'll come out.

[Kat Cohen]

Maybe there should be just, like, one live show just for them.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, just for the PCOS girls. Yeah, that could be cool. But that was the first one. The boys wanted to kiss me was like, maybe second or third.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow. That was, like, truly still one of the funniest. Like, I've, like, laughing out loud at my phone.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's so nice.

[Kat Cohen]

But. And then how do you write a song? Like, when you go to write a song, like, what do you do?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, I just think of, like, an idea, and then I have sing a melody in my head. So I think of Boys never want to kiss me. And then the melody just kind of flows. And then I meet up with someone who has actual musical skill and they fill in.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you play piano at all?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I play guitar a little bit.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah, you do, but you're really good at it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I'm actually. Thank you for saying that. I'm actually not good at it, but it looks cool, so I wanted to include it in the new special.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so hot.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And I wanted to just. It looked cool in a picture.

[Kat Cohen]

It's just gonna be so crazy when, like, you get hired to play, like, Dolly Parton in the biopic. And they're like. And they're like, you're in the guitar audition.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God. A lot would have to happen for that to happen. But you never know.

[Kat Cohen]

Never say never. So if we were to write a song right now, like. Like, you just kind of, like, throw things out at the wall.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. Look at my little pillow.

[Kat Cohen]

English girls that are American. See?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Little pillow. That could be the chorus. Little pillow.

[Kat Cohen]

Cue cards.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

So that's the platinum hit, if anyone's wondering.

[Kat Cohen]

But then also, poetry's been a big part of your life.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Who makes the shoe, Carell?

[Kat Cohen]

Can you believe it's Amazon love? Had to.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I know. I know.

[Kat Cohen]

Who makes your shoe?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Who makes my shoe? I went to Nordstrom at the Grove. Heaven on Earth this week. I've. Yes.

[Kat Cohen]

Just for black heels.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I needed black heels for my dress on Thursday.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, okay. Thank God she already had that. I was like, here at the Dylan Hour, we do not try to make our guests.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I would never. No, no. I needed them for the event. And I needed a heel that wasn't too high, because I can't walk in high heels.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, wait. Why not? They're my favorite. I actually prefer it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

How did you learn?

[Kat Cohen]

It was one of those, like, I stepped into it, and that's how I knew that this was always supposed to be the way that my life is supposed to go.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Just that I feel comfortable knowing I'll never walk in a high heel. I don't. I don't care. I'm already tall.

[Kat Cohen]

You don't want. How tall are you?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

How tall are you?

[Kat Cohen]

I'm five seven.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Two, three. Five. Seven and a half Model height.

[Kat Cohen]

Are we? But it's so crazy sometimes I'm like. I'm, like, just a little too short, you know?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I do know, because Taylor Swift's 5.

[Kat Cohen]

11, and she's my.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And I, you know, I'm a huge 50. I adore her, and I see her and I go, that height is fabulous.

[Kat Cohen]

Did you go to Eris?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Of course.

[Kat Cohen]

It was a really good concert.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was really special to me.

[Kat Cohen]

I have a surprise for you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What?

[Kat Cohen]

This is what has been.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Did you bring me my treat?

[Kat Cohen]

Living.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay. Everyone's Percy Pigs. But these are specifically the pigtails. And I only have, like, three bags left in America. I just bought, like, 21 of them, and I. I eat an entire bag every night.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

This is so sacred.

[Kat Cohen]

You don't understand. These are the hardest things to obtain in the United States of America.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Do you know what else is special.

[Kat Cohen]

About actually outlawed in Trump's America?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, my friend.

[Kat Cohen]

This is the gateway to transness.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Look at this. I'm gonna have one.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Look at this. The. My friend who I. Cheers.

[Kat Cohen]

Cheers, cheers, cheers. Love. Oh, my God. You is Ms. Love it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's my other dream. Wrong.

[Kat Cohen]

Really? I knew it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I've never had this kind.

[Kat Cohen]

Are you serious? Oh, my God. Do you like sour?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I do.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, I do.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I like the original better.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I wouldn't lie to you on your own podcast.

[Kat Cohen]

I'm so sorry.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It tastes amazing.

[Kat Cohen]

I wouldn't lie to you on your own podcast.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

My friend who I stay with in the uk has all these crazy allergies, but this is the one thing she can eat.

[Kat Cohen]

So it's like, it must be healthy.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We commune at the table, we recline the table, and we have.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, I'm confused, because America lets us put a lot of crazy in our stuff.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

America will let anything happen.

[Kat Cohen]

America really lets a lot slide. And so I, I. Whenever I eat these, I think that I'm eating.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, they're literally healthy. Vitamin A, B, C, D. What else do you like?

[Kat Cohen]

Do you have any snacks over there that you really love?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That I love. Well, you can get them here now, but I love malt teasers.

[Kat Cohen]

What's that?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Chocolate malt balls.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, I don't. With that girl.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I don't like chocolate at all.

[Kat Cohen]

I don't like chocolate. That is a little. Grow up, Grow up. You don't like chocolate, I think. Oh, my God. There's a literal. There's a bug on your mic.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Do you see her? What kind?

[Kat Cohen]

Look at her.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, she's cute.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. What do we do with her? I know. Could you imagine? Wait, but how funny for the audio team. They're, like, playing it back and all.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

They hear is like, she's talking about us.

[Kat Cohen]

No, she's like, please help save my colony.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I've been sent here. Wait, what's so crazy? She's also wearing one of these dresses.

[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to be in a period piece, in a corset with a bonnet.

[Kat Cohen]

No way. But, like, serious, dramatic, or, like, funny.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, I want to do both.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to do it all.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

People don't know.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you want to create your.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What we have in store for them.

[Kat Cohen]

You're gonna create your own show.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to do it all.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay. Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm hungry.

[Kat Cohen]

Let's write something together too, one day.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Need to play sisters.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah, that's what I've been thinking the entire time.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, you know, we're manifesting this. We're playing Roxy and Velma.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You can like the life you're living.

[Kat Cohen]

Really important moment of the Dylan Island.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Tell me.

[Kat Cohen]

We've had a lot of guests on here, and it kind of starting to feel like a Broadway podcast. Like, call Playbill and this a lot of people, because that's their outlet. Like, I'm like, oh, what should. What. What should you do? And they're like, roxy, Velma. But this is. I will stand by this. The actual first Roxy and Velma connection.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, so you're telling. What you're telling me is that everyone comes on the couch.

[Kat Cohen]

No.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay, so I see how it is. No, and I don't care. I'm not mad. It's just nice to know how it is.

[Kat Cohen]

No, I actually have. Have. I know. I have a different idea for us this time. You're Maureen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm open to that.

[Kat Cohen]

And I'm the Will I Lose My Dignity Soloist or. No. No. Better yet, I'm the.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I can't believe I've been ousted from no production of Chicago.

[Kat Cohen]

No. Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's nice to know how it is, Cat. This town will chew you up and spit you out. I gotta get back to New York. Cat, this is absolute vodka in the.

[Kat Cohen]

Tiniest water bottle we've ever seen. You having multiple beverage. You being the first guest to have multiple beverages on my podcast is so fitting.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm addicted to hydration.

[Kat Cohen]

You love having, so.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But if you live here, doesn't you get so dry as a bone?

[Kat Cohen]

I never drink water.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Why?

[Kat Cohen]

I don't know. Bubbly water.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sometimes I don't know how you always look so beautiful and are awake because you run your body into the ground.

[Kat Cohen]

I never.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You never sleep. You're constantly on a plane. You don't drink water. You don't even like chocolate, which is one of the most nourishing foods you can ever have.

[Kat Cohen]

That's good for you. But so is us doing Chicago, and so I need to formally avoid.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Whatever happens happens.

[Kat Cohen]

No, but if you're out there, we are looking to do. Do we want it? What if we did it in London?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Could be.

[Kat Cohen]

What? But.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Could be. Who knows? Something's coming. Something's.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. I forgot all those words. One time in a vocal recital that just triggered me hard.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, did it?

[Kat Cohen]

You ever had, like, a bad moment like that?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God, it's so funny. Even, like, doing, like, my edinbrush show, some. Some nights I would totally forget things, and I was like, I've done this 3 million times. How am I forgetting?

[Kat Cohen]

I didn't. I, like, didn't forget anything until, like, the last night. I, like.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Because you finally relax.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, no, because I was like, oh, if I haven't been nervous, like, I should be nervous tonight. And then I forgot.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But that's live theater, baby.

[Kat Cohen]

But maybe we do Chicago on the West End. And then I was nervous because I was like, oh, well, you know, wouldn't they have real Brits play those roles? And I was like, no, but those are Americans, right?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

They are Americans. I wouldn't mind if they squeezed me into a cabaret.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That could be cool.

[Kat Cohen]

Have you been auditioning for musicals on Broadway?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No. And yet I expect to be in them.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Kind of interesting.

[Kat Cohen]

It's. This is. We're all about manifestation at the Dylan Hour.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, are you?

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What are you manifesting?

[Kat Cohen]

Well, that brings us to our next segment.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You have a lot of great stuff going on.

[Kat Cohen]

What a girl wants. What a girl wants. What does Cat Cohen want?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Whatever makes. Want to be a movie star.

[Kat Cohen]

You want to be a movie star.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to be a movie star. That'd be cool. Who doesn't want that? But, like, it's, like, the most common thing.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you want to do a reboot, or do you want it to be, like, completely original?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, on stage. On stage, I'd be open to doing a revival, but I'd love to be in some fabulous, like, film.

[Kat Cohen]

New movie.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

New movie.

[Kat Cohen]

And is it new movie?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

New movie.

[Kat Cohen]

But be specific. Like, what kind of girl are you in the movie?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay, obviously someone who's funny and charming but deeply troubled. And you get to see her, like, lash out. You see her look in the mirror and be like. And, like, punch the mirror.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Like, her mascara is everyone. She's like, what the.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. I. I love the idea of being, like, really put together in something and then just, like, look messy as it goes on.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. It's fun to unravel, so that could be cool. And then I just always want to be doing. Touring the globe with my stand up.

[Kat Cohen]

And songs I want.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Tell me for us what a girl wants. This week I want us to host the. The Vogue Met gala carpet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Kat Cohen]

In the next two to seven years.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Done. We got Sounds like I'm available.

[Kat Cohen]

Sounds like Emma Chamberlain just broke her leg. No, we actually love her. But.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But I also want to be. But then, you know, sometimes every. I have in the past done interviewing people on a carpet type situation and every time I go, this doesn't feel true.

[Kat Cohen]

It's crazy, right?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to be on the other side.

[Kat Cohen]

Mmm. And then you're like, are they looking at me differently?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's not easy to admit, you guys.

[Kat Cohen]

That's not easy to admit. That was really vulnerable actually.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, it's. It's sort of embarrassing to want things.

[Kat Cohen]

You can cry here.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I could at any second start crying. Don't threaten me with any time. How could you not? I mean, life is so precarious.

[Kat Cohen]

I know. Parallel parking.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Parallel program.

[Kat Cohen]

Percy pigs.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Parallel parking. I'm going to need a prayer to get into this tiny spot.

[Kat Cohen]

I really, I. My dream is to like, figure out how to bring like comedy into like high fashion spaces.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Spacious. And I, I just really.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I think you're already doing it.

[Kat Cohen]

Yes. But like also like, how do we make it fun? Like, what do you want to like, who's your favorite dream brand? Like, what would you like? You love to. What's your favorite brand to wear or even want to.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know what? Honestly, I feel like it's getting better. But I have not worn a lot of designer brands because they make really small clothes. It's hard for us mid and plus sized girls who can't, who admire the stuff and then they can't even be a part of it. So I think, I think a lot of brands are getting a lot better about it. Like I see a lot of cool designers doing amazing.

[Kat Cohen]

Who do you love that like, you are. Like, if you go to like, I need to buy an outfit for like. Oh, this is actually a really good question. What is a Cat Cohen outfit look like? Like, what are the, what are the elements of a Cat Cohen?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that's fun. It's always a mini dress or mini skirt with high knee, knee high boots.

[Kat Cohen]

Where do you get the boots?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's quite Sabrina Carpenter vibes actually, but like with a bit of a more 70s, like more mature Jeffrey Campbell.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you get Jeffrey Campbell.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I like Jeffrey Campbell boots. I have a lot of boot brands. I like. I like by far a lot.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you know them? Don't know them yet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

By far. Boots I like mista boots. I like Paris, Texas boots.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I like.

[Kat Cohen]

You're really a close friend.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm always looking for a new boot brand.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I have lots.

[Kat Cohen]

And then these mini dresses. Where do you like to buy from?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, I mean it runs the gamuts. Like there's Zara, there's Asos. Of course. Those are my, you know, for better, for worse. Those are the girls who have stood.

[Kat Cohen]

By me for as long as time.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

For all the pound. For all the different weights I've weighed, for all different sizes I've been. You can always get a wrap dress are that will come through. That won't hold you and hold space for you.

[Kat Cohen]

Do you like to wear bras?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I have to wear a bra.

[Kat Cohen]

Never. Can't.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It would not be good for anyone in town if I didn't have a bra. Really. They will go everywhere.

[Kat Cohen]

I don't know. I think I've. I've started to see like boobies of all sizes in no bras.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Totally. I think it's, you know, in like a bustier corset thing. I'm happy you do want to.

[Kat Cohen]

You want to do a.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The other night I was going, no, no bra.

[Kat Cohen]

There we go.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

As long as the top is snatched or like tight, I can go in a bra. But I do envy. You know, I love my big juicy naturals shout out to God. But I do sometimes crave. I do sometimes crave to wear like a delicate backless item which can't be done. Although I recently learned how to tape.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, okay. Okay. That feels very transmasc.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, you can tape your tits up. Oh, and they hold.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, Megan knows. Actually the amount of. Of the amount of tape that Megan is regularly cutting for these girls.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Because I mean it's all. It's a perfect illusion. But I. Because I'll just see Shout out Gaga.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We love you everything. She'll be on here soon.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, period. How about I like to tape them closer together so that it looks like there's more to work with.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, that's great.

[Kat Cohen]

I'm getting a boob job though.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh my God. That's exciting.

[Kat Cohen]

Would you ever get anything like booby related? Maybe you want bigger or smaller?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I wouldn't want any. Just higher.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Just. I would love. Well, I would love. I'd love them to stay where they are when they're in a Bra.

[Kat Cohen]

Like, I was gonna say higher, but it's a lift.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. I would love to just, like, not have to wear a bra. But I've always, like, size is fine. But it's more like I've been. I've been bravely, like, gaining and losing the same £20 my entire life. And when you do that, your boobs just go, like, keep that in. Keep that sound effect in. And I am a voiceover artist by for hire. Available for hire.

[Kat Cohen]

Have you ever done that? Have you done voiceover?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That is how I quit my day job. Stop by doing commercials.

[Kat Cohen]

Is that true?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

You're like, no, I actually just lied to you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I would never lie to you while you're on podcast. I did Olay. No Olay. What was the tagline I did? Oh, God, it was a long, long time. It was like 2015, 2016.

[Kat Cohen]

Still paying the bills with it, though.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, no, I have some commercials that are still on. You know what I did, which I am so obsessed with?

[Kat Cohen]

What?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Remember that one where the girls are shaving their pubes, but it's topiaries. Oh, did you ever see that?

[Kat Cohen]

Like bushes.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, they're shaving their fake bushes. Remember that commercial?

[Kat Cohen]

No. What was that? What was it for?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Is. Was one of those.

[Kat Cohen]

Somebody look up.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, I was like, love your skin.

[Kat Cohen]

Love your skin.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm available to do more. I feel like the industry is changing.

[Kat Cohen]

Well, it's also great because if. If they.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's harder to do those jobs. Do you know what I'm talking about? Why are you guys laughing at me?

[Kat Cohen]

But, like, why is it. But like, why is it changing? Because they don't want to hire us because we're polarizing women.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, I think. God, there used to be. There used to be way more great commercial opportunities. I think now they hire a lot of celebs.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Or they go non union with it.

[Kat Cohen]

But who are you? Like, you are a celeb and.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Thank you. And who are you? And who are you? No, I agree. I'm. You have to act like a celeb to be true.

[Kat Cohen]

That's what's crazy, though, about the whole like it girl of it all. Because, like, I think if there was anyone that I could trade places with, like, comedically, stylistically, body wise, like, I love of everything about you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Kat Cohen]

Are you serious?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But isn't that the human experience?

[Kat Cohen]

I'm so jealous.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You're dying. Like, you're dying to crawl out of your own skin. And then someone says that to you. But isn't that life? If I was a thin blonde, it would be over for you guys. It would be over for you hoes.

[Kat Cohen]

I want to wear a bra. I want to need to wear a bra. And I want to be signed to a label.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Tell me about this titty surgery.

[Kat Cohen]

I think I'm only going to go 130ccs, if that means anything to you. Very small.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What size is that?

[Kat Cohen]

It's going to be a full B.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's perfect. Yeah, because you have a small frame. You don't want to go too big.

[Kat Cohen]

This is against my doctor's request because he said that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Do you love your doctor?

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, well, yeah. Plastic surgeon. Dr. Lee, you're everything to me.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm curious about this.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, I did that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What's that called?

[Kat Cohen]

A little, like. I mean, I got my jaw shaved down and they probably did like a little lifty. Lifty.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

They just lift the skin like it.

[Kat Cohen]

You want that?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I would be open to that in the future.

[Kat Cohen]

I don't think you need it yet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Not yet. Not from this angle.

[Kat Cohen]

Not.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Wait till I turn around. No, I'm okay right now. I look perfect. And of course, I love my body.

[Kat Cohen]

Thank you. I want to be in yours.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Come on in. Water's warm. You wouldn't like what's going on in here.

[Kat Cohen]

I was on Zoloft when I was young and I. It just made me so sad. It made me way sadder.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, I've heard that can happen.

[Kat Cohen]

People like us don't need to actually do cocaine because, well, you know, I'm not allowed. Why?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Because of my heart surgery.

[Kat Cohen]

You had a heart surgery?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I had a heart.

[Kat Cohen]

I'm talking about my boobs over here. And your heart's broken.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I. What's fixed now? I had the Hailey Bieber special. No, you know, I have what she had.

[Kat Cohen]

Erewhon.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I had the Erwan smoothie. I'm dying for her to reach out to me because she had what's called a pfo. And I had that, too.

[Kat Cohen]

Pfo?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Patent Foreman. Avul.

[Kat Cohen]

How long ago?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Last summer.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

That's why it was fake, because I couldn't go to last summer.

[Kat Cohen]

You had pfo? I had drama.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that's really beautiful.

[Kat Cohen]

Thank you. But. Okay. So this was recent.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yes. I didn't know. I was born with this heart defect and I was supposed to go to Edinburgh packing my suitcase. Had a mini stroke. Went to the hospital, they said, you might have this thing. I go, you're crazy. And they were right. That's why I went this year instead with you. Meant to be.

[Kat Cohen]

That's why you got. That's why God was like, we're gonna give her a stroke so that she can go to Edinburgh with Dylan and hit the baby reindeer bar.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, literally. Cause I'm still kind of like, dear God, reveal to me why that happened. But God will, in time, shout out.

[Kat Cohen]

But what did you. Did it put you out for a while?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It actually wasn't too bad. I was out for, like, a month. They do the surgery?

[Kat Cohen]

Did they have to crack you open?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, they do it through your PC.

[Kat Cohen]

No way.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No, not actually. They do it through a vein in your groin, but I kept saying, they're going through a pain.

[Kat Cohen]

I was like, well, what do we. I was like, that's so.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I was like, the doctor is dying. Derail me. He's insisting on. I was like, oh, do you say that to all your patients, sir? Nobody went through the vein in my groin. Fixed it up. And I was. You know, I was hiking, like, two weeks later. Two and a half weeks later. Medicine is amazing. I'm obsessed with doctors. Mount Sinai. Thank you so much, Haley. Call me. Hi there. It's Julia Louis Dreyfus.

[Kat Cohen]

This fall, my podcast, Wiser Than Me is back for season three with even more wisdom straight from some legendary old ladies.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

These chickadees have a lot to teach us.

[Kat Cohen]

Every word is a lesson in living unapologetically and focusing on the stuff that really matters. From Lemonada Media Wiser Than Me. See season three out now. Find it wherever you get your podcast.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Subscribe to Lemonada Premium in the Apple.

[Kat Cohen]

Podcasts app and listen to every episode of season three A.D. free.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's the Dealing hour.

[Kat Cohen]

It's now time for Overshare Don't Care here on the Dylan Hour with Kat Cohen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God.

[Kat Cohen]

Are you ready? So there's gonna be time on the clock, and you're gonna essentially have to answer these as quickly as you can.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay, cool.

[Kat Cohen]

You ready?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I love it. I love games.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay, ready?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

As long as I win.

[Kat Cohen]

Dream venue to play.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sorry, I got lost in your eyes.

[Kat Cohen]

Really?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Dream venue to play. Carnegie. Carnegie Hall.

[Kat Cohen]

Carnegie. Okay. Hall.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Pass. Post Malone.

[Kat Cohen]

What moment in your life? What moment in your life did you feel the most it girl?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that's such a fun question. The most it girl.

[Kat Cohen]

What moment in your life did you feel the most it girl?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The party on Thursday.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, what Sex and the City character are you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm a. Oh, God.

[Kat Cohen]

We can break it down later.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's not Charlotte. I would Say it's either Miranda Carey or Samantha. What girl's character are you? Hannah.

[Kat Cohen]

Dream creative to work with.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sorry, you're stressing me the fuck out. I'm kidding. I love you. Dream creative to work with. Lena Dunham.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh. Favorite post show meal?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Vodka martini, dry with olives, fries with ketchup and mayo and a patty melt from the Waverly Diner on Sixth Avenue.

[Kat Cohen]

Favorite rom com.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, my God.

[Kat Cohen]

Favorite rom com.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Bridget Jones Diary.

[Kat Cohen]

Stage name. You would have if you. If your name wasn't Cat Cohen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Cookie Cohen.

[Kat Cohen]

Where are we gonna retire?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

The Cotswolds?

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, that's so perfect.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Good job. Oh, there's one, selfishly, that I do want to. Who's your favorite pop diva?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

My favorite pop Gaga.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. I mean, the thing is, it all leads back to her.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so common, don't you think? I think it's the most. It's the strongest answer.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She's the truest artist of our time.

[Kat Cohen]

And you're such an ally, and she's such an ally. So in a way, you both are the same person.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I think we're both like. Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Your music's actually very similar.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Totally.

[Kat Cohen]

But. Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Everyone's saying that.

[Kat Cohen]

What I think was tricky about that Sex of the City character answer is you gave three names.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I gave the worst answer you give, which is non answer. You know.

[Kat Cohen]

Should I read you?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Kat Cohen]

I think that you are. You lead as a Samantha because I think of how open you are.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

I think you actually love more like a Carrie. And I think that you have the aesthetic of a Charlotte.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that's cute.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah, I think that, like. Because a lot of what, like, you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Do like a. I love, like a hyper femme. Like.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Frilly little gown.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But, yeah, I was gonna, you know, I think as I. But as I've gotten older, I was like, Miranda's right about everything. That's the thing is as I get older, I go, she's right. Her friends are being annoying as fuck.

[Kat Cohen]

I know. And then it was so funny.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Are you Carrie?

[Kat Cohen]

Really Charlotte? Okay. I think I actually am Charlotte.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Because sometimes your Samantha comes out.

[Kat Cohen]

Sometimes. But then I try to have casual sex and then it doesn't.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I cry after knee deep in the passenger seat and they're eating you out and I'm sobbing and you're going, it's not casual now.

[Kat Cohen]

No, it's not. And then guess what? They got what they wanted. And that's where I'm sharing.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What do you mean?

[Kat Cohen]

Like, they just want to have sex with me, I wanted to like watch Shrek.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, you want love.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm the same way. If I have sex with someone, I'm like, I need them. Even if I don't want to love them, I need them to love me.

[Kat Cohen]

Did you know it was Brian from the start?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yes and no. Like I was immediately drawn to him sexually in a really intense way. But I almost. I sucked his dick in a closet at a party. But that was the first time. Yeah, that was the first time we met. But I kept being like, this is just casual. Whatever, whatever. And then all of a sudden I was like, why does he feel like so familiar to me? Like so comfortable. I feel like he would fit into my family. Like we like all the same things and that just was like always present period. Yeah, period. I would encourage you guys to go out there and suck someone's dick at a house party in a closet.

[Kat Cohen]

And you're Hannah and girls. She would do that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She would do that.

[Kat Cohen]

And Lena Dunham should put you in her next show.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm open to it.

[Kat Cohen]

I think I'm a show. What do you think?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Would you say yeah, okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No. I would love to be in anything Lena does. I think she's a total genius.

[Kat Cohen]

Ring, ring. I think we have a last call confession on the show today.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Thanks. Ring, ring.

[Kat Cohen]

We are going to be giving a little bit of advice out to one of our listeners.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, cute.

[Kat Cohen]

We have a little call. Could we play said call? Said call. Hello, honey. Hi, Dylan, I love you so much. You're a queen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I just wanted to ask, do you.

[Kat Cohen]

Have any the relationship wise? Because in the dating world it seems that the online dating apps really never seem to work and.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

They just lead.

[Kat Cohen]

To failed talking stages or most people just want to have sex. So like, I don't know, do you have any advice on like meeting people organically and like how to go about that? Thank you. I love you so much. I love you more. And that's so crazy the timing of.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We were just saying what we were.

[Kat Cohen]

Saying of like, yeah, this sounds like maybe you're someone who doesn't want to just. Just have sex and like, and maybe isn't hitting it on the apps or something. But like, I'm really curious what Kat has to say about this.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, it's the kind of thing, right? I think you can find long lasting love on the apps. Like I wouldn't write them off completely but I think people show you who they are and what they want right up top and you have to just listen to them.

[Kat Cohen]

What do you think about playing games? Like, do you think that, like, it's good to play hard to get or, like, when you're, you know, in person, like, should you not, like, come on too strong?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Interesting. I don't think it's good to play hard to get. I do think. I do think if someone wants to see you, they'll ask to see you. So you don't need to be the one always. I used to always be the one. Like, let's hang out, let's hang out, let's hang out. And instead it's like, okay, if they're not asking me to hang out, then maybe, like, it's not a match.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

So. But no. No games. Just, like, letting things happen.

[Kat Cohen]

And do you think that, like, for someone who maybe, like, doesn't want to have sex right away or, like, doesn't want to lead with that, that's totally fine.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You're allowed to go on a date and say you don't want to do anything. Isn't that craziest thing, like, fuck that.

[Kat Cohen]

I know. I just feel like if somebody buys me a drink, I'm like, well, here we go. Not at all, ponytail.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Not at all. You don't even have to hug them or kiss them, really.

[Kat Cohen]

Of course, everyone, you heard it here first on the Dylan Hour.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Take the drink and go.

[Kat Cohen]

Take the drink and go.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Hey, Samantha's here. Take the drink and go.

[Kat Cohen]

Take the drink and go.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Truly.

[Kat Cohen]

She might stay, though.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah, but. Yeah, exactly. Wow. But and also, just try and meet up as soon as possible, I think, is the advice.

[Kat Cohen]

Ooh. Not trying to get too lost in.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

No chatting. Who cares?

[Kat Cohen]

How do you let someone know that, like, maybe is, like, a friend type? Like, say this person has somebody that they're thinking of, but, like, doesn't know where they sit. As far as, like, friend versus, like, lover. Potential lover.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay.

[Kat Cohen]

How do you make that clear?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Get together and be like, this is crazy, but I have. I sort of have a crush on you.

[Kat Cohen]

Have you said that before?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What do you think about that? I've never done friends to lovers. I'm just lover. Lovers.

[Kat Cohen]

Lover. That's how, like.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Well, because you are a straight man, which is normally what I'm drawn to. I don't need them as a friend, so it's easier.

[Kat Cohen]

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but it's tricky when you do have, like, somebody that you're friends with and you're like, oh, this could be.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Exactly. But I think, say I have a crush on you. Isn't that Weird. And see what they say.

[Kat Cohen]

That's.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And if they really balls, if they seem, like, a little bit tick, then whatever. She's like, whatever. If they. And you'll know if they're, like, feeling it back. So I'll be like, wait, Same.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow. Do you ever miss flirting?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Constantly. But it's really fun. Sometimes I do it.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah. Just for fun.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Nothing wrong with a little flirt. I love to flirt.

[Kat Cohen]

I love to flirt with you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I love male attention. It's so bad.

[Kat Cohen]

I just love attention in general.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I do love attention, John, but something hit. It's different.

[Kat Cohen]

You're so right.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

When. When there's a guy who's kind of an. And, like, ignores other people and then he puts his attention on you, it feels so. It's. I'm sick. I'm sick, doctor.

[Kat Cohen]

It's an addiction.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. I mean, we're performers. Of course. We like attention.

[Kat Cohen]

We love it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

And flirting's fun, and flirting is healthy and good for the soul, and you should keep doing it forever.

[Kat Cohen]

Wait, where do. Where are we retiring? We're retiring the Cotswolds.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I want to be, like, in the.

[Kat Cohen]

Tell people what the Cotswolds are, you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Know, like the countryside of England. Like, I want to be like you.

[Kat Cohen]

Ever been.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Obviously, I'm obsessed with it.

[Kat Cohen]

It's. Could you imagine if we went together?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I need to go immediately.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. What if we did, like, a video for them?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm open to, like, hell. Call. Call, Call in, call in, call in. Right.

[Kat Cohen]

But so do you picture.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But we're not retiring ever.

[Kat Cohen]

Ever. What? Who. If you were to, like, look at, like, the legends of yesteryear, who would you love to emulate, like, when you're 85. Oh, that's so great.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, wow.

[Kat Cohen]

That's music. That's like a pop star. Yeah, you're right. She did it all.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

She does it all.

[Kat Cohen]

I think for me, it's Betty White.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, great.

[Kat Cohen]

Or Diane Keaton.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, heaven.

[Kat Cohen]

Love them. I love her little gardening outfits. And I love.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I need a garden. Do you have a garden?

[Kat Cohen]

No. Oh, I do, but I don't touch her very often.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Do you touch her?

[Kat Cohen]

She doesn't either. Somebody does.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Someone does. That's great. I really would love a garden.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah. You want to come over one day?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You know, I love to cook. I'll cook for you.

[Kat Cohen]

Really?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. I'll make you a sauce.

[Kat Cohen]

Like, what kind?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'll make you, like, a bolognese.

[Kat Cohen]

I don't like healthy food.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It's not healthy.

[Kat Cohen]

I don't eat Meat.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, that's tough for me.

[Kat Cohen]

Really?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

You never eat meat?

[Kat Cohen]

You never. You're not a vegetarian. You're not vegan. You look like one.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Honey. Thank you. Thank you. I'm from Texas.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh. Yeah. They.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, I like me a rack of ribs.

[Kat Cohen]

I miss them.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What's your favorite food besides candy?

[Kat Cohen]

Pizza.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Great.

[Kat Cohen]

Domino's.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What's your Domino's? What's your spot here?

[Kat Cohen]

No Domino's.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

What's your order? Cheese.

[Kat Cohen]

It's a. It's a thick crust with cheese and a little bit of Parmesan and ranch and Buffalo.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Love your pizza.

[Kat Cohen]

New York.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I like pepperoni and mushroom. My favorite pizza place. Ordering. I think the best delivery this is. It's Papa John's.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, it's good. Okay.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I'm not gonna give you the pepperoncini.

[Kat Cohen]

Not gonna yuck your yum.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Oh, about.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah. Papa John's.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Is it over?

[Kat Cohen]

No. No. Oh, my God. They didn't get canceled. Papa John's isn't canceled.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Okay, but the guy. Wasn't he bad?

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, is he.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I think there's fat.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh, my God. We can't keep up.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

But the. When they give you the garlic dipping sauce and the pepperoncini, it's really special. Include that whether or not you'll be able.

[Kat Cohen]

The bower Zupi. There's a lot of questionable material in this episode.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I think it's all perfect and.

[Kat Cohen]

But it all comes back to England in one way or another because that's.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Where we fell in love.

[Kat Cohen]

And I will continue loving you forever. I support you forever. I will like every Instagram. What's your handle?

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Cat Cohen.

[Kat Cohen]

Wow, that underscores alive and well, honey.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Who's got the one without a mother of twins? She said it would be hard for her family if she didn't have it.

[Kat Cohen]

Yeah, she called in too.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

We didn't take her questions for her family. No. And I love. Of course I love her. And I would take a bullet for her. But wouldn't. Wouldn't mind the.

[Kat Cohen]

I wonder maybe if we can make like a barter with her. It's like if we make it to the Met Gala. Carpet.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah.

[Kat Cohen]

She gives up the handle.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Something to look forward to.

[Kat Cohen]

Something to look forward to. Percy. Pig Shout Out.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Fizzy Pigtails.

[Kat Cohen]

Marks.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Are you mad they're having another one?

[Kat Cohen]

I'm really trying to get a brand deal with them. Or at least just send me some or I'll pay you.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

How are they not saying you some already?

[Kat Cohen]

It's the craziest thing, girl. I don't wanna talk about it.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

They're playing hard to get.

[Kat Cohen]

It's so hard to get. Okay, everyone, this has been my dear friend, Kat Cohen.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Thank you for having me.

[Kat Cohen]

Crazy episode.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Could talk to you forever, darling.

[Kat Cohen]

It was so fun. Wait, give us a little bit of your accent.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

So lovely speaking with you.

[Kat Cohen]

Oh. Oh, you really are giving the paragraph.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

It was fine talking.

[Kat Cohen]

And I'm the one that lives on the ranch.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yeah. You know, I got, you know, in high school, I got to be in a production of Dracula where I had an accent. Isn't that fun?

[Kat Cohen]

Texas.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Yes. I need the footage. I can't imagine how it sounded.

[Kat Cohen]

I would love to watch that.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

I can't imagine.

[Kat Cohen]

Okay, whoever's got it, send it to us.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Love you guys, everyone.

[Kat Cohen]

Love ya.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

Rock and roll.

[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

Producers are Carmen Laurent, Keegan Zema and Aria Bracci.

[Kat Cohen]

Audio and video production and engineering by Jordan Lynn, Ivan Koraev and Brian Castillo. Our SVP of weekly programming is Steve Nelson. Our theme song was composed by Daniel Mertzluft and arranged by Erin Kaufman. Special thanks to Megan Strickland executive producers.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

Law and Dylan Mulvaney.

[Dylan Mulvaney]

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[Kat Cohen]

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[Dylan Mulvaney]

Sam.