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We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into chaos. Clint revealed a truly wild mental trick he uses to stop himself from finding hot people attractive, and things got incredibly real when Dan started rinsing the entire New Zealand media industry. Plus, we check in on our Canadian listeners, and Meg ends up in actual tears over a wholesome friendship story. You are not ready for how fast this rolls down the hill!

On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical. 01:49 First Call of the day 06:14 More or Less Marriages 08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz 11:21 Dan Meets A Fan 15:57 One Rule To Live By 17:57 Listener Rules Roll In 20:56 Cash Call Edge Off 21:38 Eve Wins For Business 24:02 Caught On Camera Stories 24:56 Police Raid Mix Up 26:57 Great White Surprise 28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway 29:04 Random Bestie Origins 36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip 20:58 Take the edge off winner 43:31 Hook the musical auditions 52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings 59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy 01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback

We finally wrapped up our massive country elimination bracket today, and you won’t believe who won. But things completely derailed when Producer Carl brought out a Google Doc exposing Clint's unhinged, cringe-worthy old Facebook statuses. From questionable luxury flexes to some seriously awkward throwback posts, Clint was left absolutely sweating in the studio. We also dive into the listener conspiracy theory about why Meg is barely getting any screen time on our video podcast. Trust us, you are not ready for this one!

Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting HOOK, and confirms the show is planned for 29 June in Auckland, with Dan cast as Captain Hook and Clint as Peter Pan; Dan’s songs include rewritten versions of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and Limp Bizkit, while Clint sings “I Believe I Can Fly,” and Bella is invited to audition against Meg for Tinker Bell. Meg shares an awkward FaceTime incident from the bathroom during a family call. The show also discusses an AI company hiring “masturbation consultants,” covers a big weekend of sport with Laura McGoldrick, gives away a $100 Mokka voucher, awards $5,000 for Jareth’s dental work, debates “boring” jobs, highlights Tim Payne’s viral follower surge, and gives a $500 Woolworths voucher to Sonia. 00:23 Hook Musical Auditions recap 01:54 Bathroom FaceTime Disaster 05:36 Music Awards Tribute Clip 06:45 Boring Corners Giveaway 07:38 First Call of the day 11:05 Naughty 640 14:03 Hook Role Decision Looms 17:04 Laura McGoldrick joins us 21:14 Hook Merch Brainstorm 25:17 Boring Jobs Stereotypes 28:10 Accountants Debate Continues 30:04 Are Accountants Boring 33:37 Meet the Makeover Winner 37:25 Hook Musical Casting 42:43 Hook Songs Revealed 45:12 Tinker Bell Audition Tease 47:50 Tim Payne Goes Viral 50:04 Long Weekend Plans Chat

Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat about Anne Hathaway’s “snatched” braid look and Tina Fey denying Timothée Chalamet manspreading beef, then run “Take the Edge Off” cash calls, giving Flynn $250 for a new vacuum and Mackenzie $500 for a Warriors trip. The team continues auditions for Dan’s teenage-written musical “Hook,” comparing Dan’s serious Hook to Clint’s comedic NSYNC-style take and taking listener feedback. Meg tells a stressful story about her mum losing her phone/keys and an Uber drop-off mix-up. They finish with Kiwi invention news, a fundraiser for Kirstys, and calls about being born with extra body parts, including a dog born with multiple penises. 00:36 Hook Musical Tease 01:37 Overthinkers Podcast Plug 02:50 AI Robot Partner Debate 05:39 Scandal 07:29 Hook Audition Replay 09:04 First Call of the day 12:48 Naughty 640 14:40 Take The Edge Off Winner 16:49 Megs Mum Phone Lost Saga 23:24 Guess What Mum Trend 26:29 Hard Career Pivots 14:36 Cash Call Challenge 29:44 Warriors Trip Talk 31:15 Hook Musical Auditions 07:29 Clint Auditions Live 37:21 Listener Votes Roll In 41:21 Kiwi Inventions Roundup 43:54 Born With Extras

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What happens when Dan gets the power to design his ultimate robotic companion? It gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. After an absolute Freudian slip on air, he accidentally admits he wants a male robot clone with vacuum cleaners for hands to help with some very specific household chores. The studio group chat completely loses its mind—you are not ready for this! 00:00 – The real Dan behind the scenes and the country prize countdown (Fiji vs. Canada) 01:05 – Meg's lazy weekend habits vs. her strict Saturday "Admin Night" schedule 02:30 – Appointment viewing: The crew discusses Celebrity Treasure Island and gym cardio watchlists 03:40 – Welcome to 2041: The Overthinkers fast-forward 15 years into the future 04:30 – The Robotic Partner Dilemma: Designing a custom humanoid companion 05:25 – Clint’s dream robot: Pink hair, crop tops, puffy lips, and no coats 07:05 – Meg shuts down the romance: Why she just wants a robot maid 07:45 – Dan’s ultimate Freudian slip: The male gaming robot with vacuum hands

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed performance that impresses the team and listeners. They share Dan’s daily post-show bolognese pie habit, Meg’s parenting moment teaching the “three-second rule,” and celebrate longtime listener Marilyn’s clear biopsy after a previous partial mastectomy, gifting her a voucher. Scandal chat covers Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren’s autocue trouble and Russell Crowe setting autograph boundaries. The crew plays “Cart Busters,” boosting listeners with Woolworths vouchers, talks filthy friends and gross flatmate stories, replaces Janine’s noisy washer with an LG front loader, interview Love Overboard’s Bella about her cleaning meltdown, and debate hottest hobbies and weird turn-ons. 04:16 Kids and Pregnancy Comments 06:11 First Call Marilyn Health Update 09:44 Celebrity Scandal Roundup 12:52 More or Less Station Superlatives 16:29 Level Up Nomination Calls 20:20 Overthinkers Math Meltdown 23:25 Online Cart Confessions 27:15 Cart Busters Giveaway 30:56 The viral guess what call 35:30 Bella Viral Meltdown 37:49 Bella Calls In 40:23 Filthy Friends Stories 46:20 Take The Edge Prize 49:01 LG Washer Surprise 51:19 Hook Musical Setup 47:00 Dan Auditions Hook 01:01:57 Hottest Hobbies List

Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode. 00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two! 01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle. 02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class. 04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland. 05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career. 07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool for felting. Listener Amanda calls in about sharing the baby name Miller and her love of felting. The show covers headlines including Ed Sheeran leaving Warner, an Off Campus Season 2 casting update, the Enhanced Games, an AI pet translation collar, and the death of Top Twins’ Jules Topp. They play a “more or less” sales game, promote the Overthinkers podcast, and give “Take the Edge Off My Life” prizes to Renee and Matty. Stacey cracks the Neutrogena vault PIN and wins the sauna prize pack. They discuss cheating tactics like shared locked Notes, reveal Dan’s teen-written Hook musical being staged in June with auditions, debate A-list status for Eminem, Rihanna and Lady Gaga, and wrap with listener calls about songs people lost their virginity to. 00:15 Clint’s Spontaneous Night Out 01:23 Meg’s Wool Festival Confession 04:41 Caller Amanda and Baby Name Twins 08:37 Scandal Headlines Roundup 10:43 Enhanced Games Debate 12:04 AI Pet Translator Collar 13:14 Remembering Jules Topp 15:19 More or Less Viral Products 19:01 Overthinkers Podcast Push 22:19 Take the Edge Off 24:47 Hook Musical Update and Harry Styles 27:54 Virginity Song Callers 34:04 Guess What Challenge 36:56 Stacey Cracks The Pin 39:48 Cheaters Hidden Notes 47:55 Ex Cheater Confessions 51:38 Take The Edge Off 53:43 Hook Musical Returns 59:04 Hook Audition Rules 01:02:10 A List Debate Returns