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The Edge Breakfast
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The Edge Breakfast with Clint, Meg and Dan: all the best bits every week, with podcast-exclusive content and some extra fun stuff when it comes up.
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OVERTHINKERS The Stiffy Webby Incident
May 600:18:17Tap to summarizeWe’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment. 00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate. 02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain"). 04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player. 06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory. 08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.
Transcribe →FULL SHOW Afternoon Delight
May 601:04:01Tap to summarizeToday the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his nine-year-old son’s secret crushes. They take calls, including Shansea on moving in with her partner and working as a rural service-station barista. Scandal headlines cover Harry Styles’ next single and Hayden Panettiere coming out as bisexual. The show plays “More or Less” with exercise world records, discusses reports on Australian drug spending, potential fireworks bans, and stress caused by clutter with psychologist Kirsty Ross. A Mother’s Day giveaway moves listeners to tears, Dan reads an old diary entry from a careers expo, the team swaps courier “walked in on” stories, we tease “Hit The Spot,” read\ “Books by Boomers,” and hear from callers missing body parts. 00:00 Morning Banter Begins 00:31 Holiday Plans Talk 01:46 Today Show Tease 02:13 Nine Year Old Dating 07:11 First Caller Shancy 11:05 Scandal Headlines Roundup 12:47 More Or Less Game 16:56 News Radar Stories 20:39 Kirsty Ross stress advice 25:46 Mothers Day Surprise Call 30:49 Dans Diary Returns 33:51 Afternoon Delight 37:55 Courier Confessions 42:46 Hit The Spot Returns 50:04 Books By Boomers 55:02 Missing Body Parts Game 01:02:13 Wrap Up And Sign Off
Transcribe →OVERTHINKERS The high price of dating a 3/10
May 500:17:23Tap to summarizeWe’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up, but I’m not sold—until we call my husband, Guy, and he admits my "provider" status is a major turn-on. Plus, we dive into the Darwin Awards and the tragic guy who got stuck inside a decorative dinosaur. You aren't ready for this one. 00:00 – Feeling "rinsed" after a long morning. 01:50 – The Darwin Awards: The elevator wheelchair incident. 02:50 – The Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong with a heavy digger. 03:34 – People jumping on a WWII landmine for fun. 05:05 – The tragic "Dinosaur Statue" phone retrieval. 05:55 – The Big Debate: Does a $17 million salary make you a 10/10? 07:45 – Calling Guy: Is Meg more attractive because she's a "provider"? 10:40 – The "Sugar Mamma" realization. 12:20 – Money vs. Aesthetics: The Kendall Jenner effect. 14:00 – The Susan Boyle hypothetical.
Transcribe →FULL SHOW Dan has frostbite where?
May 501:07:57Tap to summarizeClint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jaz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries Stalked, her real-life stalking experience, and New Zealand’s new anti-stalking law taking effect May 26. The team covers pop culture from the Met Gala and sparks a “Naughty 6:40” debate on whether Harry Styles or Channing Tatum would be better in bed. Listeners call in with family bombshells, and Lucy surprises her mum Phaedra with a $1,000 Prezzy Card and a $500 restaurant voucher. They also track down mountaineer Mark Inglis to debunk a Dan’s Diary rumor, promote The Kindness Collective PJ Project, and take calls on losing money and roll-call topics. 00:00 Morning Show Kickoff 01:36 Coffee Catch Up Chaos 04:40 Stalked Docuseries Interview 08:20 Met Gala Scandal Roundup 10:54 First Call of the day 14:34 Naughty 6:40 Debate 21:30 Listener Family Secrets 30:37 Mark Inglis Backstory 33:28 Mothers Day Surprise Call 38:17 Wrexham Promotion Heartbreak 41:34 Dumb Ways To Lose Cash 46:41 Diary Rumor Returns 49:56 Calling Mark Live 54:43 Pajama Project Appeal 59:40 Roll Call Roulette 01:07:26 Wrap And Sign Off
Transcribe →FULL SHOW Less fun when it's dry
May 401:14:09Tap to summarizeClint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island 00:00 Podcast Kickoff 02:22 Met Gala Talk 03:44 Luxury Price Game 07:43 Scandal Headlines 08:54 First Time Caller 13:01 Rare Comet Sighting 17:22 Psychic Linda Reads 21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery 27:10 Ouch My Privates 32:05 Tracking Each Other 38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know 42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths 44:53 The Zorb Email 47:46 A List 55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call 01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid 01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit 01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off
Transcribe →OVERTHINKERS Wearing your kids' teeth as earrings
May 400:22:28Tap to summarizeWe’re downing McDonald’s pickle juice for "medical reasons" and it’s every bit as chaotic as it sounds. Things take a real turn when Dan opens up about his solo mum, leading to a heartfelt moment that’ll actually make you tear up. We wrap it all up with a bizarre deep dive into what life would be like if we all had video-game stats floating above our heads. 01:30 – Tasting the McDonald’s Pickle Juice Relief Tonic 07:45 – Is pickle juice the secret to period pain relief? 07:45 – Dan’s "male equivalent" of a period: The first pube 10:00 – Would you keep your kid's teeth as jewellery? 12:30 – Clint’s emotional message and the power of a good dad 15:00 – Shout out to the solo parents (and the "effectively solo" ones) 18:15 – The Hypothetical: What life stat do you want to see above people's heads? 20:45 – Dan’s obsession with a "bathroom urgency" meter
Transcribe →OVERTHINKERS Dans absent dad
May 300:22:20Tap to summarizeWe’re going deep today, and honestly, things get heavy fast. Dan opens up about the one thing he wishes he could change—his relationship with his dad—and there wasn't a dry eye in the studio. But because we physically can’t stay serious for long, we’re also debating the physics of "Guess the Fart" and why Clint spent five years of his youth avoiding home base. It’s a lot, so buckle in 0:00 – Is Dan actually getting fired? 4:05 – The "rug pull" of maternity leave 8:20 – Meg’s YouTube fame & uni regrets 12:15 – Clint’s legendary five-year "streak" 15:40 – The dad Dan never had 21:50 – "Guess the Fart" drama
Transcribe →FULL SHOW A boob flash here and there
May 301:12:54Tap to summarizeClint, Meg and Dan kick off a Monday show promoting a Mother’s Day giveaway with a $1,000 Prezy card and, then recap a party at Clint’s house where Dan gets sick after eating kids’ food and later tries Clint’s bidet on “strong wash” . They play a “more or less” game on professions most likely to cheat and discuss whether taking a break from sex can improve relationships, sharing listener “dry spell” experiences and libido mismatch stories. In Ask Me Anything, Katjia, a former accountant now turned professional girlfriend, describes regular clients, dating clients, online hate, married customers, sterilization via tube removal, and a five-night booking worth $75,000. The episode also covers Cartoon character ages, “almost compliments,” and we get the latest instalment of Dan’s diary, leading to listener horror stories about terrible neighbors. 00:00 Show Kickoff 00:17 Mothers Day Giveaway Details 01:39 Weekend Party Chaos 05:09 More or Less Cheating Jobs 08:37 Stinky Boots Scandal Bits 10:21 First Caller Michelle 14:10 Naughty 6:40 Dry Spell Debate 21:56 AMA, Professional Girlfriend 29:16 How old are our favourite cartoon characters 33:35 Dan tries clints bidet 37:00 I've never met a bad friend named... 45:11 Mothers Day Surprise Call 50:56 Almost compliments 58:40 Dans Diary Returns 01:03:48 Neighbors From Hell 01:12:21 Final Wrap And Signoff
Transcribe →OVERTHINKERS $75k bang?! Katjia Cortez High end Escort...
Apr 3000:18:50Tap to summarizeI’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart. 0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men
Transcribe →FULL SHOW every caller wins fuel!!
Apr 3001:13:59Tap to summarizeClint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark. They debate fuel-themed throwback songs, discuss who’s “best in bed” by profession, and share w illegal but isn’t. Producer Neps announces it’s his last day before moving to the music team, followed by his final Producer’s Diary recap, including Dan’s “haunted” house and a new diary found at Dan’s mum’s. Clickbait Callback reveals a caller’s second mum slept with Russell Crowe, and another finds divorce plans via search history. They play Upgrade/Downgrade, preview New Music Friday, and welcome Suzy Cato to announce “You and Me” returning on YouTube, ending with a fuel blitz of rapid giveaways. 00:00 Every Caller Wins Returns01:51 Throwback Song Battle06:04 Farewell Producer Neps09:19 Jacket Drama And Mark Calls13:22 Producer Diary Highlights17:51 Best In Bed Professions25:21 What Feels Illegal30:02 Listener Calls Illegal Feelings33:36 New Music Friday37:10 Clickbait Callback42:58 Roll Call Roulette50:50 Dans Diary54:19 Upgrade Or Downgrade 59:35 Suzy Cato
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