This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Foss dive into a wild mix of chaos and comedy:

• A girlfriend makes her man crash his car—on purpose

• A trans influencer causes outrage at Disney for filming in women’s restrooms

• Red Lobster is saved from bankruptcy by a 35-year-old CEO with a genius idea: seafood boils

• European soccer players can’t handle American heat

• A Reddit roommate wonders if his buddy’s girlfriend should pay rent

• A movie date ends in disaster when the guy walks out to go see a Disney movie instead 🤡

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00:00 – 4th of July Plans & Citizenship Jokes

02:00 – West Jordan Fair Gun Incident

03:10 – Javi’s Lake Day Recap & Sunburn Fails

06:00 – Sativa Hits, Lazy Lake Day & Buying Canopies

09:25 – Fossie’s Recap: June Memorial, Cody Johnson Concert

11:15 – Club World Cup Drama: German Teams Can’t Handle US Heat

14:50 – Are Soccer Players Soft?

16:20 – Girlfriend Makes Boyfriend Crash Car Over Cheating

18:10 – Lily Tino: Trans Influencer Controversy at Disney

25:00 – Is Lily Tino Faking It for Clout?

29:20 – Red Lobster’s Comeback: New CEO Brings Seafood Boils

33:10 – Best Restaurant Breads: Red Lobster vs Texas Roadhouse

34:30 – Who Would You Fight for All Their Money?

40:20 – Reddit: Roommate’s GF Basically Moved In

44:40 – Reddit: Guy Leaves Movie Date to Watch Kid’s Movie

50:45 – Final Thoughts, Lessons, & Episode Wrap-Up

212.BOIL BAGS FOR THE WIN