
Prince Andrew’s use of public money has long been a flashpoint for criticism, reflecting the uneasy tension between royal privilege and public accountability. During his tenure as the UK’s Special Representative for International Trade and Investment,...
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and welcome to another episode of the Epstein Chronicles. In this episode, we're gonna hop across the pond and we're gonna get an update on what's going on with the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family. Because now we're finding out that this dumb idiot charged the taxpayers of the UK for massages during his stint as the UK Trade envoy. And we all know what massage means when it comes to these decrepit, disgusting bastards. And just to be clear, I'm not saying that these were girls that were provided by Epstein or that these were girls that were underage. But in general, using taxpayer dollars to get massages? Probably not the greatest idea. And that's giving you the benefit of the doubt that you're just getting a massage. But unfortunately for Uncle Touchy, he's lost the benefit of the doubt, right? Nobody believes that Prince Andrew was just, quote unquote getting a massage. Not at this point. Especially considering all he's done is lie from the very Beginning, this man has done himself no favors. If he was smart, what he would have said right away is, I was blackmailed. I'm just dumb. I had no idea what Jeffrey Epstein was up to, but he blackmailed me. He told me that this girl was 18, 19, whatever it was, but instead, no. What did he say? Oh, it was a mistake to spend time with Epstein. It was a mistake to be his friend, the whole thing, all the bs, when all he had to say was, I was blackmailed and I was caught up in this dude's web and I didn't know what to do. Now you come out looking stupid, right? And you probably have some kind of trouble that you're gonna have to deal with. But nothing like this. Certainly nothing like he's dealing with now. Then again, we are talking about Prince Andrew here. Not exactly somebody that has studied Sun Tzu. Today's article is from the New York Post and the headline, Prince Andrew charged taxpayers for massages during his stint as UK trade envoy. I'm sure the people of the UK love to hear that. Nothing like spending a bunch of money on groceries and finding out that Prince Andrew was paying God knows who traffic girls. Not traffic girls. Everybody in between for quote unquote, massages with your tax dollars. But shut up, peasant. How dare you complain? Don't you know the prince has to be taken care of? Today's article was authored by Chris Bradford. Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been accused of charging taxpayers for massages while he was serving as a trade envoy for the UK As British cops continue to probe allegations that he shared confidential trade docs with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Look, there's no doubt. We saw the emails. And if he was giving him that stuff, what else was he giving him? I mean, let's not play naive here. We know that Jeffrey Epstein was somebody that was collecting information. We know that he was collecting it at a huge clip. And whether that was to piece it off and sell it to the highest bidder or to use it himself to try and enrich himself, the goal was the same, right? Get as much information as possible and then utilize that information however he could. And Prince Dumbass over here was more than happy to give Jeffrey Epstein exactly what he wanted as long as Jeffrey Epstein gave him what he wanted. You know, massages, access to girls, free money, the whole thing. One former civil servant who worked in the trade department during the 2000s claimed that he challenged the then prince massage expenses racked up during Middle east trip before alleging he was. He was overruled. As first reported by the BBC. Look, this is bad for the crown. I've told you for a very long time that they knew exactly what was going on, they just didn't care. But now that's starting to change, right? They can read the room and they know that people understand that this was not some big conspiracy theory and that Prince Andrew is right in the middle of all of it. Now look, I'm not going to sit here and tell you that he was a huge part of of Jeffrey Epstein's day to day operation. That's not true. Prince Andrew was giving Jeffrey Epstein of an era respectability. That was his role. And for that Jeffrey Epstein was very generous with Prince Andrew. Whether it was girls, whether it was money, whether it was staying at his house, whatever it might be. But it was quid pro quo. Make no mistake. Everything is transactional when we're talking about these people. Everything has a price tag. The question is, are you willing to pay the price? And when we're talking about these degenerates, the answer is yes. Even if the price is their morality. Because they don't care about anything but self advancement. And that goes for every single one of these people that are in this circle. Every one of them. Retired former civil servants were, were reportedly stunned by Andrew's alleged spending habits and regretted not raising the issue with senior government officials. Yo, let's be real, they would have been ignored. The Queen wasn't letting happen to her baby boy. Queen Elizabeth has a lot of blame here. She enabled this behavior for years and now the crown is left holding the bag. And this is exactly what I predicted when Queen Elizabeth passes away, this is what I was saying back in the day. It's gonna be bad news for the monarchy. She was the glue that held everything together, right? The straw that stirred the drink. With her gone, it's gonna be bad. And now that this is all coming out, I think it's an existential threat to the monarchy itself. And now look, of course I'm just some stupid ass American, right? Some Yankee. I'm not locked in to the monarchy. I'm not, I don't know, you know, the groundswell feeling on the street in the uk. I'm just basing it on what I've heard from listeners and from my own family that lives in Ireland and the uk. And according to them it's all bad. But not everybody feels that way. I'm sure, I'm sure they're still loyalists. People that are, you know, supportive of the monarchy and who have a desire to limit the blast Radius. And I get that. But I think that anybody who looks at this from a neutral perspective comes away thinking that things aren't on the up and up and that the Royal Family is neck deep in what Prince Andrew was up to. I can't say that that would have stopped him, but we should have flagged that something was wrong. One told the BBC. And look, keeping it real here in America, we can't even get the financial institutions to flag transactions. You really mean to think that people are going to try and rat out Prince Andrew? Prior to all of this coming out, there was no way. You want to keep your job, shut up. Get along to go along. That's how it works, right? And nobody wants to lose their position, nobody wants to lose their gig. So unfortunately, people turned a blind eye. But again, I don't even blame them. I blame the Queen. I blame the monarchy. Andrew, who was known as Air Miles Andy for his frequent international travel, wasn't paid for his trade envoy role, but was predominantly funded by the taxpayers. Yeah, everywhere he went, everything he did, every meal, everything he bought. Oh, I'm so magnanimous. I'm not going to take a salary, but I'll enrich myself every chance I get. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? But his travel expenses were difficult to trace as they were covered by different budgets. I couldn't believe was like it wasn't real money. They weren't spending any of their own money. One anonymous civil servant said Andrew's checks were not intensely scrutinized according to the civil servants. Again, why would they be? Even if somebody flagged it, it would just be ignored. It would make its way to the Queen and the Queen would say, you know what? Let my darling boy do whatever he wants. And that's basically what happened for his whole life. You think this putz was ever taught any real life lessons like the rest of us? I mean, come on. What the hired help is going to ground Prince Andrew? It ain't like when you and I were growing up, right? You did something stupid, Your mom put her foot directly in your ass. Pretty simple. Hey, why you being a moron? Oh, you yelled at Mr. Jones, who's out there cleaning the yard? Cool. You're grounded. You better respect your elders. Do you think Prince Andrew ever had anyone telling him that? Of course not. Bro was out there doing whatever he wanted for as long as he wanted, and nobody was ever gonna do a damn thing about it. And honestly, if these emails didn't come out, if these files weren't released, sure, he would have been disgraced. But that would have been the end of it because there was nothing that was going on over in the uk really that was going to cause Andrew to lose any real sleep. But now that's changed, right? And when you get caught passing confidential information to anyone, never mind a sex offender, chances are you you're setting yourself up for a pretty bad run. And if anyone's ever deserved it, in my opinion, it's the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family.
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Andrew has not been accused of any wrongdoing. The BBC has not seen proof. Andrew charged taxpayers for massages. But the UK's Department for Business and Trade were reportedly didn't challenge the claims when approached. Andrew's apparent fondness for massages has been well reported. Oh, yeah, it has been. And I don't mean massages. Now, look, I'm not saying every time he got a massage, it ended with a diddle session, but my guess is more times than not when he was getting a quote unquote massage. We know what it means. Andrew spent weeks at convicted pedophile Epstein's Palm beach mansion and and regularly received massages, according to court documents filed by Epstein's butler, Juana Lessi. I would say daily massages. They have a daily massage, Alessi said, according to a transcript from a 2009 deposition. Prince Andrew spent weeks with us. And I'm sure all those massages were on the up and up, right? And I'm sure that none of those massages were performed by traffic girls or women. I mean, we were told that there's nothing else to see here. That's what the DOJ and Trump told us. It's time to move on. And if you were wondering why they want us to move on, I think it's becoming very apparent and that there's a lot more here that they don't want us to see. The allegation surfaced after Andrew was arrested for suspected misconduct in public office. He allegedly forwarded trade docs to Epstein while serving as as an envoy. Former UK Security Minister Tom Tugginat has called for an investigation into potential treason, according to the Sun. Well, yeah, I would say so. Right. Passing on confidential information. At the very least, it has to be looked at. I bet you if it was Joe Blow down the block, he'd be underneath the prison. They'd have him at Bel Marsh, or whatever it's called, hanging out with the Kinahan cartel. So do I think it's going to end up treason? Probably not, but it should be looked at. And if it was me, I'd threaten him with treason so that he'd tell me everything else. Look, bro, I'm gonna charge you with treason unless you give me everything you know about Jeffrey Epstein. Something like that. Andrew was arrested on the Royal Family Sandringham Estate in Eastern England, where he is currently living. In the exile. Sandringham was searched by cops and searches at Andrew's former home, Royal Lodge, continued into this week. What could they possibly be looking for? Computers, probably. Got those already. Why they going back? Interesting stuff right now. Of course, he hasn't been charged yet and they're continuing the investigation like it says here. But I'm guessing he's going to get charged with something when all is said and done, what it's gonna be, we'll have to wait and see. Andrew faces a maximum sentence of life in prison if he's convicted of the white collar crime. Andrew was the first royal since Charles, the first in 1647 to be arrested. Imagine being that big of a douche that all these other royals that were up to no good didn't even get arrested. But you did talk about being the biggest embarrassment and in the history of big embarrassments. Despite being stripped of his royal title by his brother, King Charles, Andrew is still in line for succession. He's eighth in line to the throne. The UK government is reportedly considering legislation to remove Andrew from the line of succession. Probably a great idea. Not like he's gonna sniff the throne, but I think it's just the proper thing to do. This man should not be in the line of secession for the English throne, not only because he's an absolute moron, but because he obviously committed crimes against the state. Whether you believe the Jeffrey Epstein stuff or not, he passed that information on. That's not even debatable. And now I think the only question when it comes to the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family is just how far does this go and how severe the punishment ends up being. Because the days of Prince Andrew getting away with it are long over and the days of his ass answering questions and being held accountable have only just begun and your boy is here for it. All of the information that goes with this episode can be found in the Description box.
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Host: Bobby Capucci
Release Date: June 16, 2026
This episode of The Epstein Chronicles delves into recent revelations about Prince Andrew’s expenses during his time as the UK Trade Envoy, particularly the use of taxpayer funds for purported "massages"—a term the host scrutinizes heavily given Andrew’s connections to Jeffrey Epstein. Host Bobby Capucci delivers a trademark blend of sarcasm, pointed critique, and unfiltered commentary, examining not just the specific claims about Andrew but also broader issues around royal impunity, institutional cover-ups, and changing public attitudes toward the British monarchy.
On Royal Privilege:
"What, the hired help is going to ground Prince Andrew? It ain’t like when you and I were growing up, right? ... You did something stupid, your mom put her foot directly in your ass. ... Do you think Prince Andrew ever had anyone telling him that? Of course not."
([09:06])
On Institutional Inertia:
“Let’s be real, they would have been ignored. The Queen wasn’t letting it happen to her baby boy.”
([05:05])
On Public Cynicism:
“Nothing like spending a bunch of money on groceries and finding out that Prince Andrew was paying God knows who — trafficked girls, not trafficked girls, everybody in between for quote unquote, massages with your tax dollars. But shut up, peasant. How dare you complain?”
([02:54])
On Potential Charges:
“Andrew was the first royal since Charles the first in 1647 to be arrested. Imagine being that big of a douche that all these other royals that were up to no good didn’t even get arrested. But you did — talk about being the biggest embarrassment in the history of big embarrassments.”
([16:15])
True to The Epstein Chronicles style, Bobby Capucci blends dark humor, sarcasm, and genuine indignation throughout the episode, targeting both individual failures (Andrew, Queen Elizabeth) and systemic issues (monarchical privilege, lack of accountability). Capucci invites listeners to question the narratives put forth by the elite and legacy institutions while reinforcing the podcast’s commitment to “leaving no stone unturned.”
Capucci closes by emphasizing that the era of elite impunity—at least for Prince Andrew—is coming to an end, and promises ongoing, unflinching coverage:
“The days of Prince Andrew getting away with it are long over, and the days of his ass answering questions and being held accountable have only just begun—and your boy is here for it.”
([16:56])
For deeper details and referenced articles, listeners are directed to the episode’s description box.