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Former Prince Andrew Still Has Some Supporters In His Corner (6/23/26)
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is portrayed as someone whose public charm and privileged image always sat alongside a much uglier reputation behind the scenes. His former girlfriend Sandi Jones described him as a “real character” who liked making people...
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Geico Customer 1
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Geico Customer 2
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Geico Customer 1
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Podcast Host
Visit your nearby Lowe's. What's up everyone? And welcome to another episode of the Epstein Chronicles. In this episode, we're gonna hop across the pond once again and talk a little bit more about the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family and how Prince Andrew has some close friends and confidants and ex girlfriends who are still rallying around them. So in this episode, we're going to hear from some of those people and what they have to say about Andrew and his real personality. This article was published by Express and the headline Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's Ex Girlfriend Sums up his real personality in four words. This article was authored by Michael Moran. Since his effective exile by his brother, King Charles iii, countless allegations have surfaced regarding Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's character. The majority of them have devastatingly been critical. Multiple individuals who encountered the former prince have leveled accusations of arrogance, discourtesy and a penchant for practical jokes verging on intimidation. Yo, it's one thing to break people's balls when you're a regular guy. It's another thing to break people's balls when they can't respond. Like, what are you gonna do, punch the Prince of England? That's not gonna happen. So yeah, if it's one way traffic and you're able to say whatever you want because there's no repercussions. I know. Shocking. When we're talking about Andrew, then yeah, you're gonna be able to get away with whatever the hell you want to get away with. But in the real world, imagine Prince Andrew. This dorky ass dude would say something like that to Somebody in a bar. How quick do you think dude would get pieced up? But when you're Prince Andrew, you get away with all of that. However, not everyone who has encountered Andrew holds the same opinion. For the new edition of entitled an explosive investigation into Andrew and his ex wife Sarah Ferguson, royal author Andrew Lowney interviewed Ian Hendry, one of the disgraced former Duke's contemporaries at Dartmouth Naval College. The pair developed a strong friendship and and Andrew subsequently became godfather to one of Henry's children, consistently remembering birthdays and providing considerate presents. This poor kid. Imagine your godfather is Uncle Touchy. Like, come on, man. Now look, I understand that Mr. Hendry here probably thought he was hitting pay dirt. Oh shit. The Queen's son, the Prince of England is going to be the godfather of my kid. Sounds like a great deal until it's not until the Epstein fallout comes raining down upon you. Model Kim Dias, who featured amongst a lengthy roster of attractive young women who briefly dated Andrew, expressed only positive sentiments about the alleged playboy prince, summing him up in four words. Extremely sensitive and kind. I have a feeling that Virginia would not agree. I have a feeling that the stewardess that he allegedly groped would not agree. I have a feeling that all the people that he talked down to throughout the years would not agree either. And unless you're talking about him being sensitive to the fact that he's being outed, who gives a if he's extremely sensitive? She revealed that people think that because he's so good looking. Wait, hold up. What? Because he's so good looking. Prince Andrew is so good looking. Yo, I must need to get lasik surgery. I'm not into guys or anything, but you know, when you see a dude who's a good looking dude, you know they're good looking, right? Oh yeah, that's a good looking dude. Brad Pitt in his prime. You know what I mean? Prince Andrew not exactly Casanova over here. And I don't think there's any women out there that are falling all over themselves to get some time with Uncle Touchy. Now back in the day, maybe when he was still a thing, but let's not act like this is some good looking guy, some hunky dude that women are just, you know, falling all over because that certainly isn't the case. Do you really think that if Prince Andrew walks into a club and he's not Prince Andrew, the ladies are just going to gravitate to him? Oh dude, Prince Andrew's here. Look at this guy. What a fantastic looking fella. Said nobody ever but he's extremely sensitive and kind. He certainly doesn't live up to his nickname, Randy Andy at all. He's simply a good friend. Oh, yeah, well, that's great. That is absolutely fantastic. John Wayne Gacy had friends too. See where I'm going with this? Another former romantic interest of Andrews, Lady Victoria Heavy, proved even more emphatic in her support of the late Queen's second son. This lady right here is nuttier than squirrel shit. She was running around talking about Prince Andrew and the picture with Virginia and how it was fake, the whole thing. Not a word now though, huh? Well, that's weird considering Maxwell, Andrew and Epstein admitted that the picture was real in multiple emails that were released as part of the Epstein files. Dumb. So how are you going to run around and talk about, oh, the picture was fake, it was a forgery, it was not real. And then it comes out that the picture is real. There's no going back and saying, ah, you know what? I was wrong on that one. I didn't get that one right. That picture is obviously real. So where I'm at is if the picture was real, which it is, and Prince Andrew lied about that, what else is he lying about? People want to call other people liars around here, but I got news for you, Victoria Hervey. The real liar is your buddy, the Prince of Nothing. Following disturbing disclosures about Andrew's connection with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, she informed LBC that Andrew is merely a guy who needs to date. She said it's very hard for anyone to kind of try and imagine being in his shoes. But he's a male, he's single, he needs to date. He's not going to be sitting in a monastery for his whole life. Who's asking for that? Here's an idea. Don't rape trafficked girls that are provided to you by Epstein. How about we use that as a baseline starter? Okay, I'm not some, you know, puritan. I don't care what people do. Like, if you want to be a straight up freak, have at. It doesn't affect my life one way or the other. I have two rules. Don't bother me and I don't want to pay for it. And as long as those two rules are met, I don't give a fuck what anybody does. That doesn't mean that I condone people's behavior, but it means that it's none of my business. You know where that changes, though? How that ends? When it's non consensual, when we're talking about people like Jeffrey Epstein, we're talking about people like Prince Andrew and the credible allegations made against both of them. So I don't know what she's even talking about. He's not going to sit in a monastery his whole life. Well, he should. After what he did. This dude should be on an island full of lepers and he should be stuck there giving them medical treatment. I know, I know. Leprosy isn't kept on islands anymore. I get it. You know what I mean, though? In the old days, this dude would have been banished to whatever fucking province is the furthest away from London. But sure, go ahead and tell us a little bit more about how great Prince Andrew is. Lady Victoria Hervey.
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Podcast Host
Lady Victoria maintains that Andrew's association with Epstein was entirely innocent. They've known each other for a long time at this point, and he sort of thought, okay, well, he knows beautiful women and, you know, there's like, so many other people out there and no one's talking about it. How about we talk about the fact that he had to rely on Jeffrey Epstein to get him girls? Like, what? How can you be the Prince of England and not be able to score girls? I have no idea how that's even possible. Buddy, come to Las Vegas on a Sunday or a Saturday, go to a pool party, you're going to be in business. And whatever kind of weird shit you're into, I promise you, you're going to find willing participants. And is that too much to ask? God forbid you find people that are down with your proclivities, people that are down to do the weird shit you're down to do. But that's not the whole thing for them, right? It's not just the insert action here. It's the control, the humiliation, and the rest of it. Lady Victoria, who herself is referenced more than 20 times in the FBI's Epstein files, further commented, if you're not in those files, it would be an insult because it just means that you were a bit of a loser, you know. The real loser is Victoria Hervey. Imagine being some kind of weird ass royal and running your fat ass yap like that. And we all know she's a Temu royal anyway, right? Some kind of baroness or some shit. Baroness of I don't give a fuck. And she runs around like she's, you know, the Queen of England herself. Ian Hendry told Andrew Lowney that Mountbatten Windsor was simply a man who belongs in a different era. He was born in the wrong age and would have been happier as an Edwardian gentleman. He puts on his royal hat to protect himself. That's his veneer. I don't know about that. My guess is he would have been banished. I really don't think that, you know, the royal family, especially back in the day, would take kindly to this dude running around and diddling people and bringing all kinds of trouble down to them. Not exactly what the monarchy is looking to deal with. And back in the day, well, they could just banish you, maybe put you in the Tower of London. But I assure you his bullshit would have been brought to heel. But with that antiquated outlook, according to several former navy colleagues, came a decidedly old fashioned expectation of deference. A serviceman stationed at the Royal Naval Air Station at Coldrose and Cornwall described Andrew as a bit toffee nosed. Now that's some kind of English lingo. I have no idea what that means. Maybe brown noser, but that would be weird considering everybody should be brown nosing him, right? So I don't know what toffee nose means. Andrew demanded respect at all times. The the serviceman recalled. He wants his own way. And when he's around, you have to balance great. Even when he drives around the base in his car, you have to salute that. I mean fancy saluting a flippin car. Imagine having to salute this dude. Oh, I'll salute you with two middle fingers held high in the air. And when I'm done saluting you, I'll make sure to carve out a little bit of time to salute your friends as well. All the information that goes with this episode can be found in the description box.
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Geico Customer 1
When I scraped my car in that parking garage, I was worried that it could be a long process to take care of it. Like a landscaper's first day trimming a hedge maze.
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Geico Customer 2
I have definitely already been here. Now was it left right or right left. Well, maybe I'll cut a path out and find my way back later.
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Geico Customer 1
But it wasn't like that. I filed a claim in under two minutes on the Geico app and they handled it from there. It was taken care of almost as quickly as it happened.
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Geico Customer 2
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