
The nickname “nonce” became associated with Prince Andrew following the exposure of his deep ties to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein and the allegations made by Virginia Giuffre that he had sexual contact with her when she was underage. In...
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What's up everyone? And welcome back to the Epstein Chronicles. Prince Philip had his memorial service and the Queen thought it would be a good idea to show up with Prince Andrew. Not only that, she drove to the event with Uncle Touchy himself. We talk a lot about the optics here on the podcast and how bad it looks for people hanging out with anyone that was close to Epstein. Yet the Queen, well, she doesn't care it seems. And she's going to show support for her disgusting ass son no matter what. Now as you all know, I am not a fan of the Royal Family, I am not a fan of the Queen and I am certainly not a fan of her attempting to refurbish Prince Andrew's reputation. Of everybody in the Royal Family, this is the person you choose to show up with. And what does that say about the Queen and how she feels about survivors? Talk about the ultimate disrespect. You, you show up there accompanied by somebody who is accused of raping an underage girl who was under the control of Jeffrey Epstein and you think that's a good idea? You think those optics are okay? Well, I have news for you, Queen, they are not. And some other people might let her off the hook, some other people might left the let the Royal Family off the hook, but you're not going to find that here. I don't care about the Royal Family one way or the other. I don't have any sort of loyalty to them. In fact, I look at them as kind of an archaic thing of the past and I find them laughable almost at this point. They're a caricature of themselves at this point. Right. They don't hold any real power. They're figureheads. They sit around and they grift off of the people of the UK and what do they really offer? Oh sure, before it was, you know, the Queen and all the pomp and circumstance and that was all fantastic. But now you have this scandal with Prince Andrew that, let's be honest, was never brought to a conclusion. Paying out $17 million is not exactly what, what people would call you getting off scot free or you not being considered guilty. Okay, if you've never met Virginia Roberts, why did you give her that money in the first place? So for the Queen to show up with this dude right now, it is an absolute joke. And there are a lot of people out there that are going to call this shit out because it's, it's not a good look. Not in the least. Alright, so let's jump into this article from the Daily Beast. And let's see what Philip Naughton has to say about the Queen showing up with Prince Andrew. Headline Queen stages huge show of support for Disgraced Andrew at Phillips memorial service. Queen Elizabeth arrived on the arm of Prince Andrew for Tuesday's grand memorial to her late husband Prince Philip, in an extraordinarily defiant show of support for her disgraced son. Well, it shows you where the Queen stands, right? And when people tell you something or show you something, you should listen to them. And I don't care what royalists have to say or what apologists have to say. The Queen has showed us all that she is condemnable, that, that she is nothing more than one of these so called elite that only cares about furthering her family's own stature, her own fortune. And the survivors of Jeffrey Epstein, or survivors in general, well, they come last. It's more important to make sure that I show up on Prince Andrew's arm and help him refurbish his image. Pretty much the same shit that Prince Andrew was doing with Jeffrey Epstein. Pretty ironic, no? There had been fears that the 95 year old monarch, whose health has deteriorated since Philip's death last June, would be too unwell to join her family at the service because of reported mobility issues. Now, look again, I don't wish the Queen to suffer, right? I, you know, I'm not here to, to, you know, wish her any ill will with her health, but, but I still find her to be a gross individual and I find the way she conducts herself, the way she's always conducted herself to be gross. All of these people that want to put her up on a pedestal, that's fine and well, but just take a look at her track record when it comes to stuff like this. Look at the way Diana was treated. Look at the way these survivors are being treated. And of course, I'm sure I'm missing a whole lot more considering I'm not somebody who follows the Royal family closely besides this situation. But the fact is the fact, and that fact is the royal family is gross. But she was surprisingly sprightly as she walked down the aisle of Westminster Abbey, carrying a walking stick in her right hand and holding on to Andrew's arm with the other. Again, nobody else you could have walked down the aisle with there. I mean, I can understand if you're carrying that cane and you're going to use that cane to beat Andrew with and that's cool, but what are you doing walking down the aisle with this dude after he just settled this lawsuit like it's no big deal. Like there's no care in the world. The two had traveled together in the royal Bentley from Windsor Castle to the west of London, where Andrew virtually cast out from the royal family for his links to the pedophile Jeff. Jeffrey Epstein also has a residence. So that must be nice, huh? I wonder how many millions the Bentley cost the English public. Now remember, while the Queen and Prince Andrew are driving around in a Bentley, you folks are over there worried about how you're going to heat your house considering what's going on in Ukraine and the situation around the world. But the Prince and the Queen, they're not going to have any of those problems. I bet you Buckingham palace is going to be nice and toasty. It was Andrew's first public appearance in settling his abuse case with Virginia Roberts and confirms once again the special affection the Queen has for her favorite son, despite the fact that he is no longer a serving royal and has had to say goodbye to his cherished military titles. Oh wah. What did he take from those girls? What did he help Jeffrey Epstein take from those girls? A lot more than military titles, folks. How about innocence? How about having their future and their dreams crushed under heel? Oh, he played no part in that, right? I'm sure. I'm sure he. She even helped pay for the eight figure payoff Roberts is said to have won from the prince. Westminster Abbey is where the young Princess Elizabeth and Prince Philip of Greece, as they were then titled men, married on November 20, 1947. It was also due to host his funeral, which was held instead at Windsor Castle because of the pandemic with a masked Elizabeth sitting alone on a bench to comply with government coronavirus restrictions. Wait, I thought she was the Queen. Isn't she the government? Oh, no, that's right. She's just a figurehead and has no real power. So again, why are we pussyfooting around with these people? Let's. Why are we playing Touch Ass in the park? They bleed like we do. They put their pants on the same exact way we do in the morning. So why are they afforded all of these other privileges? I will never understand it. Joining her at the Abbey were Andrew and his three siblings, Charles, Edward and Anne. The Queen's grandchildren were there too, with the notable exception of Prince Harry, now estranged from the Royal family after his marriage to Meghan Markle. So marrying this Meghan Markle lady is way more of an embarrassment to the Royal family than Prince Andrew out here molesting people. So look, I'm not somebody who throws around the, the racism stuff Too often, right? You have to really, you know, show me that you're a racist. But what else could it be here? Why are they so bummed out that he married this girl, this lady? Shouldn't they be showing support for him? Shouldn't the Queen call him and say, hey, I want you to come to. To this thing, and I'll. I'll go on your. I'll be on your arm when we walk down the aisle to show support for him. But instead, she chooses to show that support for Andrew. And that should tell you everything you need to know about the Queen herself. The couple, who style themselves as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, although they are no longer royals, have decided to stay home in Montecito, California, for security reasons, while Harry fights a legal battle against the government to have his royal bodyguards reinstated on his visits to the UK So they're so lame and they're so condescending in the royal family that even when this dude shows up back in the UK they don't want to give him royal protection. Bro, he's still a prince of the blood. Show him a little bit of respect. No, but I'm sure Prince Andrew, he'll have his security falling all over himself. It's such a joke. And the whole royal family is an embarrassment, in my opinion. Also attending the memorial services were no fewer than 51 members of Philip's family and a who's who of European royalty, including the King and Queen of the Belgians, the King and Queen of the Netherlands, Prince Albert of Monaco, and various ex royals from the Balkans. The only major European monarch missing was King Harald of Norway, who had to withdraw after testing positive for COVID 19. You know, I bet you in that place where they had this. This meeting, there has not been a meeting of more inbred people since there was the great family reunion down in West Virginia. I mean, are you kidding me right now, with all of the inbred folks in that room? We all know the royal family's inbred to hell. We all know about the Habsburg. And I guess that is an excuse a little bit for their depraved behavior, right? They have some chromosomes missing, probably. Over his seven decades as a working royal, Philip made a total of 22,219 solo appearances, 637 overseas visits, and gave 5,500 speeches. And guess what? I don't give a shit about not one of those things. Okay? Let's point blank, period. I don't care about Prince Philip. I don't care about the Queen. I don't care about the Royal family. All I care about is people like this being held responsible when they go out of their lane. And that's all I really care about. I'm not impressed by the way they live their lives. I'm not impressed by their charitable contributions. I'm not impressed by any of it. Because when the curtains are drawn back, we all know who these people are. He is said to have shaken more hands than anyone else on the planet, with the possible exception of Elizabeth herself. N met no fewer than 13 U.S. presidents. While I'm sure he's patted himself on his back more than anyone else on the planet as well, we all know that these royal types, they love to pat themselves on the back, don't they? He also supported more than 700 charities, largely in the field of conservation and wildlife protection, and set up the pioneering Duke of Edinburgh's Award scheme, encouraging confidence and team building in young people. I have an idea. Stay away from young people, all right? The whole Royal family should stay away from young people at this point. Like, I mean, are you guys kidding me right now? And, you know, it's. It's hilarious to me to think that anyone is over here, you know, talking about Prince of Philip or the Royal Family, like, there are these huge humanitarians. Please, I've had enough of all of it, honestly. And the yip yap about the Royal Family and how, you know, they're these charitable people and that, that hasn't been put to rest yet. Again, we saw the way Princess Diana was treated, we've seen the way these survivors are treated. And now what you see here is the Queen once again showing disrespect, if you will, to those who were abused by Epstein. Does she think because this settlement was reached, that all is forgiven and that Prince Andrew can just come strolling down, you know, the street, 10 Downing Lane or whatever it's called, and everything's going to be okay, and people are going to be back slapping them and. And offering him a pint at the local pub, because that's not the case. And the Queen's not doing herself any favors here, folks showing up with this moron in tow on his arm like, you know, they're going to prom together. Really not a good look. And I think that you're going to see that there's going to be fallout from this as well. I mean, you have your choice of people that you could walk down the aisle with. Why would you choose Andrew unless you're trying to make a public point? And it looks like that Point is, f all of you, I believe my son and I'm here to support him. And I'm going to walk down the aisle with him and show all of you, including the survivors, that I support him. Nobody said to the Queen, hey, you know, Queen lady, this is kind of a bad idea. A bit absurd if you ask me. Where was Charles during all of this? Don't you think the dude who's going to be king should have a bit of a say here? Step up and say, hey mom, look, this is a pretty bad idea. Now I, we could have Andrew come, but he has to be in the background and this is the last event for him. But no, nobody has done that. Here he is in a place of prominence walking his mom down the aisle arm in arm after driving in together in their 4 trillion dollar Bentley. Meanwhile, the whole entire world is falling down around us. But everything's okay because you know, the, the Queen and Prince Andrew, they're just gonna stroll down that aisle together and you know, Andrew will just be able to have a place of prominence, you know, a place where he is not being scorned for his behavior. And basically all this does is enable him and it's a joke, it's going to give him those delusions of grandeur that there's actually a pathway for him coming forward to come back in to public life. And we all know that's not the case and we all know that nobody is going to accept that. So the fact that the Queen would make this stupid decision today is just, it's, it honestly blows my mind that nobody around her stopped this and said to her, hey, look, this is just really bad and a really bad idea. What you're going to do is have a whole bunch of people talking about this now and it's going to create a new firestorm. And exactly, that's exactly what's happening. I woke up to like 10 emails about this. Nobody's happy about seeing this dude in a place of prominence. But again, the Queen, the royals, the so called elite, they don't care about your opinion, they don't care about what you think. All they care is that you work yourself to the bone until you're 65, 67. And then, you know, you could just go off and die. You're unneeded at that point. But that's all we are to these people, folks, worker bees. And when our usefulness comes to the end, that's discarded and on to the next one. But if you're Prince Andrew, even if you're a toucher Even if you're a molester, even if you're accused of rape. Well, you have yourself a place of prominence. Alright, folks, that is going to do it for this morning's update. Obviously. Plenty more on the way. And I will be back tonight with an evening update. If you'd like to contact me, you can do that@bobby capuchirotonmail.com that's B O B B Y Capuci@protonmail.com. you can also find me on Twitter at B O B B Y Capucci. The link that we discussed can be found in the description box. All right, folks, like I said, I will be back later on and we'll run it back.
Host: Bobby Capucci
Date: June 24, 2026
This episode centers on the controversy surrounding Queen Elizabeth II’s decision to attend Prince Philip’s memorial service accompanied by Prince Andrew—a figure publicly disgraced due to his close association with Jeffrey Epstein and his recently-settled legal case involving Virginia Roberts Giuffre. Host Bobby Capucci delivers a pointed critique of the monarchy, examining the optics, implications for Epstein survivors, and the broader narrative of elite impunity.
On the Queen’s Decision:
“I can understand if you're carrying that cane and you're going to use that cane to beat Andrew with and that's cool, but what are you doing walking down the aisle with this dude after he just settled this lawsuit like it's no big deal.” – Bobby Capucci ([05:25])
On Settlements and Guilt:
“If you've never met Virginia Roberts, why did you give her that money in the first place?” – Bobby Capucci ([01:44])
On Royal Privilege:
“They sit around and they grift off of the people of the UK and what do they really offer?” – Bobby Capucci ([02:18])
On Systemic Disrespect to Survivors:
“And now what you see here is the Queen once again showing disrespect, if you will, to those who were abused by Epstein.” – Bobby Capucci ([23:58])
Bobby Capucci offers an unfiltered, caustic assessment of both the Royal Family and the broader societal structures that allow elites like Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein to avoid true accountability. His language is blunt, heavy with sarcasm and exasperation at institutional hypocrisy, especially concerning survivors’ experiences. This episode does not shy away from explicit criticism and makes a compelling case for public outrage over the monarchy’s continued enablement of scandalous behavior.
For listeners and readers unfamiliar with the specifics of the Royal Family’s involvement with the Epstein scandal, this episode provides pointed context, sharp commentary, and highlights the unresolved tensions and ongoing anger among observers demanding justice.