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Sandringham Clears Its Rats and Rehouses a Two-Legged One Named Andrew
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As workers continue preparing Marsh Farm on King Charles’s Sandringham estate for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s impending relocation, a pest control van from Command Pest Control was recently spotted at the property — a sign that staff are dealing with...
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What's up, everyone? And welcome to another episode of the Epstein Chronicles. The days of Prince Andrew hanging out at Royal Lodge are quickly coming to an end. And as he prepares to move into his new home at Sandringham, it's being reported that there's a bunch of rat catchers and pest control people outside of the home. And I find that very ironic considering the biggest rat of them all is Prince Andrew. So you would think that he'd be quite content living with a bunch of rats and a bunch of rodents. I mean, considering that's the kind of behavior that he's shown throughout his life, right? Acting like a little rat, like a little rodent. So he should feel right at home. And I hope that there's someone there from the royal family that will let the rat catchers know not to take Prince Andrew as a pest as well. Because, you know, that could get a little confusing. You know, show up and the king of rats is there and you want to get rid of him, right? Then you find out that he's actually the ex prince and you know, things can get a little bit messy. But I find something juicily ironic with the fact that Prince Andrew is going to be living amongst rats, considering the kind of dirty son of a that he is. So today we have an article from the Daily Mail and the headline rat catcher pest firm is spotted outside Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's new Sandringham home while former prince rides horse near Royal Lodge as he prepares to move out. Let me go for a little horse ride here as I prepare to move out. One last lap around the old estate. This article was authored by Catherine Lawton. A rat catcher pest control van has been spotted outside Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's new home on King Charles Sandringham estate in Norfolk. That is just absolutely hilarious to me. I mean, the whole entire visual of a rat catcher outside of Prince Andrew's new house just somehow seems very, very fitting. It's not known what command pest control we're doing at the farm, but the company deals with removing unwanted rats, mice, squirrels and wasp nests. I'm guessing there is a little bit of all of that there. It's in the countryside, right? A lot of mice, certainly rats. And now the king of rats is going to be there as well. Might as well call him the splinter of the royal family. A two legged rat scurrying around the palace property, chewing on and destroying everything in his wake. It comes on the same day that Andrew was spotted riding his horse near Windsor Mansion Royal Lodge, which he has been ordered to move out after 22 years. And let's just remember, not ordered to move out and go find his own place like you or I would be. He's not going to live in a flat down in London. He just moved to a different estate on more royal grounds. What the royal family should do is ship him to America and he should have to live down on Boulder highway in one of those weekly rentals, one of those budget suites. Let's see how he likes that. Want to be a man of the people, huh, Andrew? Well, come to Las Vegas and we'll put you down there on Boulder highway and we'll see how much you like it. Tenants in King Charles properties on the Sandringham estate are not allowed to keep cats, which means mice and rats are common in the area. That's stupid. You should have cats on your property, especially if you're living in the wilderness. I mean, are you for real right now? You want to deal with rats and mice and the rest of it? I love all the neighborhood cats in my neighborhood. I've never seen one single rodent in this neighborhood. Well, not of the animal kind. Few humans, but not of the animal kind. Certainly no rats or mice or anything like that in the garage or my storage unit. Nothing like that. And that's because there are so many cats that roam around this property and keep it cleaned up. The cat band was brought by the late Queen Elizabeth ii. It's understood because she was concerned they would prey on the chicks of game birds breeding on the estate. Well, yeah, that's the circle of life. They're also going to breed on nuisances. But what did the Queen care? She didn't live there, right? I'm sure Buckingham palace don't have any rats or rodents. Then again, maybe it does. Maybe it does. But we know for a fact that people living on the Sandringham part of the estate, they're dealing with rodents and rats and mice, and they can't even have a cat. The Command pest control website states January is a bad time for rats, especially when it's cold and frosty. Their numbers reduce dramatically in prolonged spells of cold. Well, unfortunately, that's not going to hurt Prince Andrew. He'll be able to adapt. The king of rats is just going to do what the king of rats does. Therefore, they tend to try to enter buildings looking for warmth and can be seen close to properties, sometimes heard in roof voids and cavity walls. I can't even imagine. Imagine living someplace and having rats in your walls like it was bad Enough. When I was younger and I lived in New York, bro, we had mice in the building. It was crazy. All sorts of wild critters. But rats in the walls, I can't even imagine. That would drive me absolutely insane. I'd be like one of those crazy people who like, breaks out the sledgehammer and starts smashing his own walls up. That would be me. I couldn't imagine living with all that scratching in the walls. Like when my dogs walk on my hardwood floors, that noise drives me crazy. Never mind rats in my walls. But I think they have bigger problems here at Sandringham. Now, forget about rats in the walls. You have an actual two legged rat in the house. Is there a pest control for that? Well, there should be. Sightings are reported as they try to scavenge for a living. Mice will also seek shelter and will survive on poor diets inside properties. Yo, are there any critters that are dirtier than mice and rats? I know here in the southwest of America you have to worry about hantavirus when we're talking about mice and rats. The last thing I want to do is be around either of those things. But if you want the truth, I'd rather live in a colony of rats for the rest of my life than spend one single minute with the Joe Exotic of the Windsor family. The company, which has a royal warrant and works across the east of England, says it carries out humane rodent control, whatever that means. What does humane rodent control mean? You capture them and release them somewhere else so they become a burden. I would think that rodents, rats and mice, they'd be dealt with. I'm not trying to sound, you know, mean or anything, but those are a pest species and they carry disease. That's my biggest problem with them, honestly. They're a vector for disease and your boy has no desire to catch any kind of disease that's going to make them bleed from the eyeballs or from his junk. So you can keep the rats and the mice where they belong in Sandringham with the King of the rats and the mice, Prince Andrew. It comes two years after rats had invaded the pretty village of Flitcham on the estate two miles from the King's residence, Sandringham House. At the time, villagers contacted the monarch for help in dealing with a rat problem in Abbey Road after the issue was raised by resident Colin Lukey, 77, at a parish council meeting. The royal family has struggled to get rid of rats in Buckingham palace since Queen Victoria's reign. And even as recently as 2019, Queen Elizabeth II was forced to hire exterminators to get rid of the vermin. Unfortunately, they missed one. And that vermin I'm talking about, you know who, the former Prince Andrew himself. The king of the vermin. You know the saying, right? Big rat requires big cheese. In the coming weeks, Andrew will leave behind his Windsor mansion, Royal Lodge. He had shared the property with his ex wife, Sarah Ferguson, since 2008. The former Duke is said to now begrudgingly accept that he must move out. A Royal insider said, well, who cares what he accepts? Reality is reality and if he chooses not to accept it, that's his business. But will have to do it at a different property because the party's now over at Royal Lodge. And that's just the way the cookie crumbles. Former Prince Andrew, he was never keen on moving to Marsh Farm, but has been described by one source as being sanguine as long as he has sky tv, fast broadband access to horses and a good local golf course. However, Sarah is said to be beside herself a about being kicked out of Royal Lodge, sparking increasing fears with their daughters and amongst their dwindling group of friends. Well, yeah, look, when this kind of stuff comes out, you're going to be abandoned by people and rightfully so. You're going to write Epstein a letter talking about my supreme friend and not expect your real friends or your other friends to have anything to say or think anything untowards about that. And even if people really don't feel that way, they're gonna make pretend they do because that's the thing they want to put out socially, right? That's the image they want to project. Oh, we care about people, so we're gonna cut Prince Andrew off. Meanwhile, they all knew about Prince Andrew, about the accusations and about the nonsense he was up to with Epstein and other people for a very long time. But now that it's politically inconvenient and the winds have shifted, they're acting outraged. It came after the mail on Sunday said Princess Eugenie has cut off all contact with her disgraced father in the wake of the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. The MoS source said that far from being supportive, she's refusing to speak to Andrew again. He made his own bed. He chose to do what he did with the people he was with and then he chose to lie about it for all these years. So now that the butcher's bill is coming due, I don't want to hear how expensive it is because I assure you, the price that the survivors paid was much, much higher. And as far as the rat problem over here at Sandringham. They might get rid of all the four legged ones only to end up with a rat with two legs instead. Alright folks, that's gonna do it for this one. All of the information that goes with this episode can be found in the description box.