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The Equelizers Podcast
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Writer buds Mike Knoll and Madison Jones pitch sequel and prequel ideas for films that they think deserve one. They’re wrong. Releases every Monday.
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Evengers 3: Canada Strikes Back
Jul 25, 202202:38:00Tap to summarizeIt's the end of the world as we we know it as The Equelizers welcome back The Evengers and The Evengers face off against their most cunning foe yet. Canada! This Week has it all! Thrills, Chills, and Tink! Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'" You can find Jackson's other work at A Study in Granada wherever you get your podcasts and @in_granada on twitter! You can find Kiley on TikTok @ki.writes! You can also find all of Daniel's work on his website The Apodcalypse
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The Avengers 2: No Time to Hive
Jul 13, 202201:01:22Tap to summarizeThis time the EquelHIVEers are all BEESness as they sit down to find a plot that is intereSTING enough for a sequel to the 1998 spy action film The Avengers....there are bees in it.
Transcribe →Notting Over the Hill
Jun 20, 202200:53:36Tap to summarizeThis week's cocktail is one-part X-treme T-shirt, two parts shellfish allergy, with a twist of lemon tart love. Drink up and get charmed as we return to everyone's "favorite" neighborhood to fall head over heels in, Notting Hill (1999). Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →Mr. Magorium’s Escape Roomorium
Jun 6, 202201:12:32Tap to summarizeCW: Death, Grief We're technically whimsical as we crack the codes and escape...grief? This week has it all: Madison blames Inception, Moon Logic, and Mrs Baloney's... well you'll hear it. Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →Magic Camp 2: Secrets of the Illusionati
May 30, 202201:10:05Tap to summarizeWe end up being not the hero Las Vegas, NV wants but the hero Las Vegas, NV deserves this week as we go on a field trip to conjure up the sequel to Magic Camp (2020) starring Adam DeVine...or is it Adam Levine? No way to know for sure. Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →The Shadow Beyond
May 10, 202201:10:39Tap to summarizeThe Equelizers take to that most wretched hive of villainy: New York with The Shadow Beyond! This week has it all: Tim Curry's Jimmy Buffett, more "Inverted" games, and Madison forgets what medium our show is! Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →Boogie Zero Dawn
May 3, 202201:18:37Tap to summarizeCW: Sex, porn, drugs, suicide. They were so busy figuring out if they COULD do it, that they never took the moment to think if they SHOULD do it. Cue the cocaine fields and robot lube because the Equelizers go post-apocalyptic this week in a sequel to Boogie Nights (1997). We are sorry in advance for the Diggler. Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison R Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →The Sixth Element
Apr 12, 202201:07:16Tap to summarizeMove over Carbon, there's a new element on the table and it's Death! This week the Quibi Curse comes for Mike! Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
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Barbie Dolphin Magic 2: Barbie’s Malibu Death House - An ARG/VR Experience
Apr 7, 202201:01:35Tap to summarizeBarbie is dead and there is only one detective to find out what really happened to the Robert's family during their summer vacay. Dolphin magic may be powerful, but not as powerful as...THE TRUTH. Join us this week for Madison's high-tech pitch for the sequel to the nauseating shovelware film Barbie Dolphin Magic. Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Madison R Jones Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
Transcribe →Riverworld 2: God Dam It
Mar 28, 202201:10:46Tap to summarizeThe Equelizers are up the river without a paddle this week as they have Nero idea what they're getting themselves into with Riverworld 2: God Dam It! This week has it all: The Riverworld Diet, An ancient bit rears it's moist head, and The River Christ is born to us this day! Hosted by Mike Knoll and Madison Jones Edited by Mike Knoll Special thanks to the BananaBoyes for the use of our them "Two Step Struttin'"
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