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Francesca (0:00)
Divorce isn't that big a deal.
Hey Friend (0:01)
You don't have kids or money.
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Asante (0:10)
I don't want to get a divorce.
Hey Friend (0:11)
No one does. She does.
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Asante (0:21)
We need to find a way to restore the balance. And you had sex with my wife, so maybe. I don't know. No way. What is wrong with you? Splitsbo.
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Francesca (0:58)
Welcome to the Friends.
Hey Friend (0:59)
Every time I'm in the zone. I'm Francesca, also known as hey, friend.
Francesca (1:04)
Hey.
Asante (1:05)
My name is Asante.
Francesca (1:07)
This is the friend zone.
Hey Friend (1:12)
If you don't sit your God damn.
Francesca (1:15)
Ass down with them spaces in between your teeth. That's right. And I mean it before, I mean it again. God damn it. And the person we're talking about is none other than canteen face ass Stephen A. Smith. Okay, that's what we're talking. Yes, yes. We're talking about Steven Saddlebag jaw having ass Smith. That's who we're talking about. He looked like you can take the sides of his mouth and wrap them around the rib cage of a horse and get on top of them jowls. Now here's the thing about this motherfucker. He always got his mouth on something that it don't belong on. Previous. Previous. Excuse me. Previously, we know that he started all that shit about saying how black people probably felt gu about liking Donald Trump and his politics and, you know, maybe they can speak out and all that. Spoke negatively about Kamala, spoke negatively about Beyonce and Rihanna and which feeds into what he spoke about this week, which was another black woman negatively. I don't know what his goddamn problem is besides the fact that he looks like. What does he look like? A clamshell. But the fact besides that, I don't know what his problem is, but he has something up his ass for black women. We all know it was Super Bowl Sunday this past weekend. Kendrick Lamar gave an incredible halftime performance and Serena Williams came out and hit her crip walk during the performance, amplifying it, taking it to a higher Level, adding to the performance, making it more interesting. It was an in your face moment to professional sports from black athletes because we know how she had been penalized at the Olympics.
