This week on #TheFriendZone, it's a shoot the shit episode. No Hot Button. No segments. Just whatever wants to come up. Brace yourself.
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Francesca
Divorce isn't that big a deal.
Hey Friend
You don't have kids or money.
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Asante
I don't want to get a divorce.
Hey Friend
No one does. She does.
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Asante
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Francesca
Welcome to the Friends.
Hey Friend
Every time I'm in the zone. I'm Francesca, also known as hey, friend.
Francesca
Hey.
Asante
My name is Asante.
Francesca
This is the friend zone.
Hey Friend
If you don't sit your God damn.
Francesca
Ass down with them spaces in between your teeth. That's right. And I mean it before, I mean it again. God damn it. And the person we're talking about is none other than canteen face ass Stephen A. Smith. Okay, that's what we're talking. Yes, yes. We're talking about Steven Saddlebag jaw having ass Smith. That's who we're talking about. He looked like you can take the sides of his mouth and wrap them around the rib cage of a horse and get on top of them jowls. Now here's the thing about this motherfucker. He always got his mouth on something that it don't belong on. Previous. Previous. Excuse me. Previously, we know that he started all that shit about saying how black people probably felt gu about liking Donald Trump and his politics and, you know, maybe they can speak out and all that. Spoke negatively about Kamala, spoke negatively about Beyonce and Rihanna and which feeds into what he spoke about this week, which was another black woman negatively. I don't know what his goddamn problem is besides the fact that he looks like. What does he look like? A clamshell. But the fact besides that, I don't know what his problem is, but he has something up his ass for black women. We all know it was Super Bowl Sunday this past weekend. Kendrick Lamar gave an incredible halftime performance and Serena Williams came out and hit her crip walk during the performance, amplifying it, taking it to a higher Level, adding to the performance, making it more interesting. It was an in your face moment to professional sports from black athletes because we know how she had been penalized at the Olympics.
Hey Friend
I was just going to say. Right.
Francesca
Yep, there was a lot of layers. Well, Stephen A. Smith said, this is According to the New York Post, Stephen A. Smith said that he would divorce Serena Williams for that Super Bowl 2025 halftime performance.
Hey Friend
What?
Asante
You can't even marry us.
Hey Friend
Okay, let's start there. But wait, what. What is he. What's the context?
Francesca
He said, if I'm married and my wife is going to join trolling her ex, go back to his ass. That's what he said. Because clearly you don't belong with me. Smith said Monday on ESPN's First Take. What you worried about him for? And you're with me. Bye. Bye. That's what he said.
Asante
He said he'd be acting too.
Francesca
His co host Ryan Clark said, if you were with Serena Williams, you're going to be a cat man anyways. And so he said, don't start that or whatever. Yeah, but that's what he said about Serena Williams. Now, my thing is you're not even married. I've seen you offset in pictures and videos where you have on the most homely and tawdry items. You are not a hot guy. You how you famous? And you're not even hot. Don't nobody. I've never heard a woman say, ooh, Stephen A. Smith makes me tingle in the middle. I've never heard anybody. I've never heard I'll be around gay men that love looking at guys. And I've never heard anybody say Stephen A. Smith. I'm trying to see what's up. I've never heard that and he hasn't either. And I think that's what his Damn.
Hey Friend
Or, or, or hear me out. Tweet.
Francesca
Never, never, never. They said they rather cut their ears off than be heard about, you know. And so that's my thing. He's just once again coming out his mouth with negative talk, negative information that is unnecessary. Celebrate the blackness. It's Black History Month, first of all, and that should mean something to you. Coon Boot liquor. Okay. Shoe shiner. Okay. Just still looking down when you walk past white people. That's what your ass do, you know?
Hey Friend
Clearly that helps keep him where he's at. You know what I'm saying? If you're willing to be that person within our community, you're gonna get the top dollar. So shout out to him.
Francesca
How you rich and can't Get. No, exactly. So anyway, with that being said, you Stephen A. Smith and I' ma stay on your opportunity I get because you give me so many. Okay. And. And you also look like. Who does he look like? It was that. But what's the. That was on the office that be he got all them gifts and.
Hey Friend
With.
Francesca
The glass, you know, you know who I'm talking. He looked like the black lady from. From. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego. What was the black lady's name? Lynn Thickpen looking ass. He looked like he, he looked like one of them subsidy subsidiary relatives of TN Tamara. A little bit in the face. Don't he got eyes and wide up eyes a little bit. He might be a second or third cousin, you know, somebody's mama's, you know, brother's half son to the left or some who knows the sister in it. I don't know because I just want to insult him. I'm taking any opportunity I can. I'm tired of him and his poppy seed eye ass. I'm sick of him. So you Stephen A. Smith, you look like the WB man. That's what he looks like. With that being said, welcome to the friend zone. Here we can look at all things mental health, mental wellness because we are definitely fit. Okay. And mental hygiene because who in the hell wants a musty brain. I know I don't. And I will definitely speak for both of you when I say that you don't either. So. Hey friend. Hey Sunday, how you doing?
Hey Friend
How y' all doing? How are your weekends?
Francesca
Fantastic weekend. I worked all weekend long. Let me see, the super bowl was Sunday. That was great. Went to an event. Mr. Johnson's son. Yeah, I'm just playing. I had a good weekend though. Just business as usual. Business as usual.
Hey Friend
Going with it. What about you, Asante? What'd you get into in North Kakalaka?
Asante
Literally nothing. Thank you. I would like to air out agreements before we really get into this episode.
Hey Friend
Okay.
Asante
Sony, y' all some. Y' all some. I want to credit. The PlayStation Network went down on Friday night. So that's how I started the weekend. And y' all know that I'm not a Y' all know that I game, but I don't consider myself a gamer. It was hard. I. I understand. I can only imagine what gamers felt because this network went down from at least 6:00pm Eastern Standard Time because they were supposed to start streaming some tournament at 6:30. But the tournament never streamed or. Streamed, yeah, never streamed because the network came back the next day at like 3pm in the afternoon.
Francesca
Oh, hell no.
Hey Friend
Damn. Well, I know them gamers was going crazy.
Asante
I was going a little. So I was like, I can only imagine. Like, luckily I had other things to do and. But I was like my other friends. So this is what I did. Actually. I am a gamer. I'm gonna go in and own it because I'm gonna tell you the truth of what I actually did because I was so upset that the network.
Francesca
You tell your truth.
Asante
7Pm that night, the network went down and I was scrambling. I ended up watching movies and catching up on shows and. But the next day, day, I still want to play my game because I didn't play it all week. Because I was working last week because I decided I was gonna get everything out the way and I wasn't gonna stay up late on the game. I was doing a really good job doing that. So I felt like I was gonna treat myself. And I did not get my treat on Friday. Saturday morning comes, I ordered another console for a different system.
Francesca
You don't want to say which one? Is it personal?
Asante
I got an Xbox. I got an Xbox.
Francesca
Okay.
Asante
I had bought me an Xbox because I really want to play this game that fucking bad. And I. I played. I played my game.
Francesca
That refrigerator, the Xbox refrigerator.
Asante
Did you see. You know, I didn't. I did see that.
Francesca
Randomly you need that, like a real.
Hey Friend
Like a big one.
Francesca
But it's Xbox branded.
Asante
Let me show you what the refrigerator looks like.
Hey Friend
Neon.
Asante
But the thing is, I didn't get that. That Xbox. So there's so that. So the reason. So again, I got this Xbox just to play the one game, the Xbox refrigerator that you're talking about. Because again, I saw all of this. That refrigerator looks like the Xbox X, which is like the higher tier Xbox. I got the Xbox S, which is the smaller tier Xbox.
Hey Friend
They have different Xboxes.
Asante
So consoles. Consoles are literally like computer systems now instead of. So before you remember back in the day when y' all used to play games, you used to just have the disc, just this or the memory card. Well, I'm telling you.
Francesca
You mean y' all used to play.
Asante
Games because y' all don't play games.
Hey Friend
I had. I had them cartridges, thank you very much.
Asante
Okay, so you remember how the data was saved to the cartridge? Right? Now you can actually download the game to the console as well as the data. And so you don't gotta like switch it all over.
Hey Friend
Oh, well, see, I only know that because I do have a switch.
Asante
Okay.
Hey Friend
Okay. Wig.
Asante
You've been brushing up on your Mario Kart.
Hey Friend
You know what? Honestly, buying a switch was goofy because I do not use it.
Asante
You are not a gamer.
Hey Friend
It was such a. It was such a novelty impulse version. It was a Covid purchase, you know what I'm saying? Where I was like, oh, absolutely. Tap into some joy, and literally it sits there and catches dust.
Asante
Yep. Me with the Oculus, mine was a.
Francesca
Relationship, so, yeah, don't even get me.
Hey Friend
Started on the Oculus. And we have two of them.
Francesca
I've been seeing people falling and busting their ass with them. Oculus is on, so y' all have oculi.
Hey Friend
And we thought, like, oh, the kids will at least use it, you know, because they. No, they don't even think it's cool. They're like an Oculus.
Asante
Yeah, they're like that. I'm like, luckily, you got some kids. Yeah, the Oculus didn't really catch on. It was hot for, like a day, but it just. It didn't do what they thought it was going to do. For real, like, the world ain't really. We don't really need that right now.
Hey Friend
Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I was gonna, like, have that cool thing at the house, but it's just not hitting like that, so.
Francesca
And people look crazy. They look crazy using them, you know?
Asante
You know the Vision Pro?
Hey Friend
That's the Apple.
Asante
Apple's version.
Hey Friend
The Apple.
Asante
Did you see Scotty wearing it? Dustin? The. The Vision Pro?
Francesca
The eyes? Yeah.
Asante
When they was on the.
Francesca
On the bus.
Asante
That's what Scotty was wearing. Her look like. So Scotty, one of the girls on Baddy's friend, was sitting on the front of the bus, just wearing her Vision Pro. And I'm like, are you serious?
Hey Friend
Just checked out?
Asante
Yeah. She. She got money now, so she be, you know, walking around with her dog. And so then, you know, she's flexing, missing with her Vision Pro. And I was like, all right, you know what, Scotty, girl, do what you got to do, but don't let these girls break your shit. That's what I was worried about.
Hey Friend
I saw a video of a dude walking through the New York streets with them, and I was so confused.
Asante
Have you.
Hey Friend
I'm like, what did you see when.
Asante
They first came out?
Hey Friend
How is he doing this?
Asante
And they were walking around or they were trying to stay on him for, like, 24 hours, 48 hour challenges on the Vision Pros.
Hey Friend
I did not.
Asante
All right, well, it was some bullshit.
Francesca
I wouldn't have known you.
Hey Friend
I know you wouldn't say.
Asante
You didn't get one a Vision Pro. Yeah, no, that was like, you know, 2, 3K, 4K somewhere in there. And I was like, apple, you know, I don't really know if I want to give you this for that, cuz.
Hey Friend
You get, you know, I know you would have gotten it. So I'm like, there had to be.
Asante
A reason if it was priced right, because, you know, I still. I could go get it, but, you know, certain things, it's like if my soul don't feel compelled. Match.
Hey Friend
We know.
Asante
Look, I told you, I just bought an Xbox just to play one motherfucking game. Which I was like, you know, I should take this bitch back, but it looks kind of cute, so I think I might keep it. So, dog, it was a crazy weekend because of this stupid ass game. And then as Dustin said, the Super Bowl. Kendrick was fucking phenomenal. I loved it and it was just a great time. I love.
Hey Friend
I was supposed to go see it. A friend of ours out here, there's this casino he goes to to watch the game every year, and it's actually really fun. We were supposed to go, but we didn't actually end up pulling up. But I did see the performance on YouTube. I looked it up and I saw it. I thought it was cool.
Francesca
Yeah, I did too. I thought the stage was. Was really dope. I thought the dancers, the. The performance was great. And I thought it was so funny that people were talking about Sza saying she was lip syncing and they gonna post a clip of Tamar Braxton singing her song My man. And everybody knows that there's a big part at the end of that song where she goes, my man, man.
Hey Friend
Is that what she's like whipping her.
Francesca
Hair back and she was lip syncing in this particular performance, so somebody gonna tweet and talk. Mike. It was Tamar, but. And then when you watch the halftime performance and you see Sza, like, falling out and, you know, really throwing her arms. It's funny. It was just funny. But y' all know I love Sza. I could listen to her singing all day long. So I was after Mercury hat on now.
Asante
Yep.
Hey Friend
Oh, I didn't realize. That's super cute.
Asante
Surely is. I love me some Solana, but yeah, I love that performance.
Hey Friend
Did y' all like the. Well, I'll say this. This weekend I had a great time. We drove to the coast, the Oregon coast. Right. We took a little road trip. To me, it's like when I'm not feeling. Yes.
Asante
The Oregon coastline. Coastal Oregon.
Francesca
Coastal Oregon.
Hey Friend
Oregon.
Asante
Yeah. So I was trying to. That's where I wanted to land. Because when you said it that first time, I was like, oof.
Hey Friend
Absolutely stunning. If you've never seen it, Google image that it is. Like I was telling the guys before we pressed record, like it's like straight out of a commercial. You just like you're driving through the windy roads and then we passed certain parts that had snow. So the, the trees, the beautiful trees just had like the leaves with the snow coming down. Like it just was like out of the snow capped trees. It was out of a book. Like just stunning. And then obviously when we got to the coast, just the coastline, the mountains, the water, the. Just the life out there, you know, I feel like we've all been so overwhelmed that we were just like, let's take a drive, listen to some bomb music. You know when you do those, those road trips and like you set your playlist up, you buy your snacks. We like made sandwiches royal, but we don't smoke. But we had our good snacks and we just had a really fun time, you know, a couple hours, just like check out a little bit, spend some time in nature, which was really nice. And did that for the weekend. And then like popped right back in and shout out to the people that have their homes on the coast.
Francesca
Breathtaking.
Hey Friend
I'm scary that y' all have homes on the coast. I was telling the guys how I'm still on the fence about that. Like as beautiful as that must be, I would be anxious every day just with climate change and you just not knowing, you know, water is its own thing, so. But what a life they live out there. Like, and you know, that's just a.
Francesca
Shit on my house. Like.
Hey Friend
Yeah, right, because they're like right there. Like you literally step out of your living room and you're on the sand. Like that's how close they are. It's incredible. Like we saw people watching the super bowl with their friends in the living room. Like, it's just a different life out there, but so gorgeous. Really, really beautiful weekend. I needed that. Honestly, that's what I need to put.
Francesca
A Real Housewives franchise out there in coastal Oregon. Them big ass houses on the coast? Hell yeah. See what the mall is doing, which.
Hey Friend
I'm see with those.
Francesca
Hell yeah.
Hey Friend
And you know, we have our own version of like the hills out here. Beautiful, massive homes and you're driving the highway and you see them just like on in the hills.
Francesca
Real Housewives of the Oregon Trail.
Asante
Not the Oregon Trail.
Hey Friend
That would be something. I'm curious if that would even be a Thing out here, but you could be on there. No, I would not. No, I would not.
Asante
Can we start?
Francesca
What would Fran's tagline be? Let me think. I may. Let me. What would she say?
Hey Friend
I'll start walking, talking about, turn the TV off. Turn the TV off.
Francesca
I'm all about vibes, but I will Paulo your santo.
Hey Friend
I really want to write that in my bio.
Asante
I will Apollo.
Hey Friend
I will follow your santo.
Francesca
And then have friend do it like this.
Hey Friend
You are so.
Asante
Oh, my God.
Hey Friend
Well, no, it was a great weekend that I had. Super, super needed, and I'm just grateful to. To have access to that type of beauty out here. Really, really grateful.
Francesca
Take advantage of it. That's what you're there for. You know what I'm saying?
Hey Friend
Literally, what I came here for. And I'm. Are y'. All. Well, no, the weather in New York, I know, is, like, cold, but did y' all get, like, a randomly hot, nice, sunny day? I feel like a lot of cities are saying they just got this randomly beautiful day over the weekend. Not y' all looking around?
Asante
No, no. I just assumed because I was in the south, you know, it was nice this weekend.
Hey Friend
Well, yeah, y' all got it different. It's a little different. We actually have snow coming the next three days. Supposed to be snowy out here, so.
Francesca
It'S snowing here tonight. Piss and snow and rats.
Hey Friend
Oh, shoot. Oh, yeah. That's gonna be a tricky one. But anyway, back to the Super Bowl. I. Like I said we were driving out and, you know, riding around, so I didn't get to see the actual game or anything. Not that I would have watched it. I don't personally understand football like that.
Asante
But honestly, it was a good game.
Francesca
I heard the chief's ass, and it was like a blowout.
Asante
I mean, how happened?
Hey Friend
Do y' all think it was rigged or some weird shit? It's just what it was.
Francesca
It just was time. Yeah, it was time. Shout out to Philadelphia. Dirty Birds playing.
Asante
Been playing heavy.
Francesca
Hey, the Eagles won, baby.
Asante
Yeah. Because I've been watch. I watched a couple of their games randomly this past season because the.
Hey Friend
Because Jalen Hurts is cute.
Asante
Well, yes. No. Armani White. He performed at one of the halftimes. And I remember I had it on. I was gaming, and I had it on the background. I thought that was dope. So shout out to him. Shout out to the Eagles. Yeah, shout out to Philly.
Hey Friend
That's so.
Francesca
And they may. Or remember, the Philly mayor misspelled Eagles. Did you see that when she was doing that press conference? Hold on.
Asante
I got it.
Francesca
I gotta find it. I'm finding y'.
Asante
All.
Francesca
Talk amongst yourselves. Hold on.
Asante
Put it in the group chat. Hold on.
Hey Friend
And did y' all see the Hoteps talking about how the. The symbolism of this game, The Eagles.
Francesca
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Hey Friend
I fucks with it. My tin hat was. Was foiled, but you're 10. What y' all think of the performance overall, though? I saw there was a lot of mixed feelings. Some people thought it was supremely boring.
Asante
Well, can I just say before we share opinions, Right. People can feel however they want to feel.
Hey Friend
Absolutely.
Asante
Just don't. Because what's killing me is the people that are like, y' all want it to be good so bad. For the ones that it is good for. It was good.
Hey Friend
Right?
Asante
Y' all want it to be bad so bad.
Francesca
Right? I was just gonna say if you don't, we all want it to be good.
Asante
You. You feel free to not enjoy it. I'm not gonna take anything away from anybody. Anybody. But for me and mine, I loved it. Yeah, I really with it. I with Kendrick the long way. So I really with seeing him, even his outfit. I know people, they had their things to say about it, but he was looking good.
Hey Friend
You know, Celine, the.
Asante
That he had going on, it took you to a place, though, didn't they?
Hey Friend
Is it just me? But his thighs looked so big.
Asante
They did.
Hey Friend
What is. Because he's a, you know, relatively smaller person. And I was like, where are these thighs coming from?
Francesca
He's settling into his body. He's settling into his, you know, his manhood.
Hey Friend
It was throwing me off a little bit, but I was like, shout out to you.
Francesca
Kendrick got hips.
Asante
He do.
Francesca
Y' all seen? He was double cheeked up in the mud. Some mud.
Hey Friend
Jeans. My jeans.
Asante
Why does it always come back to mud, Exactly?
Francesca
Why is it always come back, you.
Hey Friend
Know, wash and flares, now that you talk about it.
Asante
See, they took you to a. They took you places.
Hey Friend
And send the Martin Rose jacket. Shout out to Martin Rose. I love that he wore a black woman's fashion.
Asante
Fresh.
Francesca
Welcome to the friends.
Hey Friend
Every time I'm in.
Francesca
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Hey Friend
Yeah, I mean, I thought it was cool. I. More than anything, I will say this. I was just happy that he had the opportunity to just, you know, like that's huge for artists. That's, that's.
Francesca
And it is for them. It's in alignment with the other accolades he has. Let's not forget Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammys.
Asante
Okay?
Francesca
Let's also not forget that Kendrick Lamar, I believe him and SZA were nominated for an Oscar. Right? For all the stars, right? Kendrick Lamar also has. Yes, he also has a Pulitzer Prize in music for his damn album. There's levels to this. So a Super bowl perform, halftime performance is on par with what he has accomplished thus far. And this is a perfect addition to his catalog of work, his portfolio, you know what I mean? And also he did a great job. I don't know about everybody else, but I listen to rap music. I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? It's not my fault that people just don't know the sum of the music, you know? We don't be knowing steals and Nash and maybe having their ass up there, you know what I'm saying? We ain't know a couple of them Coldplay songs, but we enjoyed it. We wouldn't be. You know what I mean? I think that's the difference. Like, so I don't know, everything don't have to be your favorite thing for you to fuck fucking. Just be pleasant and enjoy it. You know what I mean?
Hey Friend
I will say this, though, and I know there was mixed reviews on this as well. And granted, like you said, he has a extensive catalog of music and we know it. I mean, it's Kendrick. Like, he's phenomenal as a writer, lyricist, rapper, all the things I do wish, though, that the. The super bowl didn't have anything to do with Drake. Like, I wish this was just his moment. You know what I mean? Like, I almost wish that he. He disappointed people and just didn't even motherfucking. Like, to me, that would have been so cool because it's like this is a time capsule. This is a moment that in the future, even though low key, this beef is never gonna be forgotten because it's just so massive. But it's like, I'd rather this be a blip. It's gonna be a blip in a lot of people's lives. But for him, that's like a timeless moment that I wish he didn't stamp with that beef. Does that make sense?
Asante
Yes.
Hey Friend
And he didn't make it about it. Like, obviously, the songs he hit, there was very few moments about Drake, like the, say, Drake, you know, looking into the camera. But to me, it's almost like I wish that didn't even. That was.
Francesca
Because that's become the moment. That's become the moment that people are talking about.
Hey Friend
Like, you notice the energy completely shifted once he went into Not Like Us Grant. Massive song. I get it. But I almost hated that. I hated it because it's like he's bigger than that and he's bigger than this beef.
Francesca
Typically, it should have been his.
Hey Friend
Just his.
Francesca
I feel I agree with you. Let me say that.
Hey Friend
Right?
Francesca
I agree with you. And that would have been my approach too. The problem is Kendrick Lamar don't know how to stop. That's what the problem is.
Hey Friend
He's a killer.
Asante
So, like, he's.
Francesca
He's not gonna stop. And. And that would be him seeing an opportunity to take the high road and taking it when consistently since this whole.
Hey Friend
Shit, this whole he's been in annihilation.
Francesca
He has been doubled down on and created new opportunities to double down on double downing, on insulting him or doing him some sort of harm. So it makes sense that he was not going to have this moment. And not to try to embarrass Drake some more. It's just her, whatever it is. But I'm with you because you know me. I don't acknowledge nobody.
Hey Friend
You know, like, this is mine. This is mine right now. Like, you don't get to have a piece of my time time. That's just how I feel about it.
Asante
I totally hear that. I just think I. I think about like anime and people being enemies, those themes. I think about how people just keep these ties together and how they're both tied in hip hop as gray to me. And like, it was a moment that people were waiting for and then they didn't think he would. And he. It's something that he probably had to go back and forth on himself. And he was like, you know what it we doing it it. But yeah, that's why they kind of play with it. Because before even the say Drake, like, you know, the, you know, they. I'm not gonna do it. And then the girls in the background is like, ladies, just slow it down. And then since it comes out instead and we go that direction. And then to bring it back to that, it was like, damn and different. Finally hit the say Drake. I was like, what? But it's like he was with the people and still saying, I'm not scared because, you know, why the should I be?
Francesca
And that's how it sounded good.
Asante
That's how I read into it. And then at the end to be.
Francesca
Like, game over entertainment.
Hey Friend
This is entertainment at the end of the day. And I, I did see people showing like the bird's eye view of the configuration of the dancers. And it was like a game controller. Controller. And you know, that to me played into like, this is a game. This is. This is entertainment. He's just, he understands what it's gonna take to. It's like a David and Goliath story, right? He's. It's like you got like Dustin said earlier, it's gonna have to be a pure annihilation to really get him the out of here. So. But I, I guess it's just me being like, I hate it.
Francesca
Yeah, I get it. I would never killed him enough.
Hey Friend
You killed him enough. They showed a video this week of Drake in like Australia and they were like playing Squabble up when he passed in the street. Like, it's just bad. Even Australia.
Asante
I'm with you. I'm. I'm. I'm exactly the way that you are about, like, everybody, friend. Like, at the end of the day, when it comes to me and music, I'm gonna listen to everybody. I was just listening to for all the dogs this weekend before that happened, I was like, I love both of them.
Hey Friend
Bad for Drake at all.
Francesca
No. And I'm a huge Drake fan. You know, I love Drake and his.
Hey Friend
Music on a human level.
Asante
Whoa, can I be real with you, friend?
Hey Friend
I love that. I love that. I love that.
Asante
When it comes to me and my parasocial relationships, I don't know these people like that. I don't know them like that. I don't know none of them like that.
Francesca
I don't.
Hey Friend
I.
Asante
So that's why when people are like, well, you on this one. I don't know none of them. To be on nobody's side. I'm on nobody's payroll. I don't have blood to none of them. There's no ties that really need to be had as far as the loyalty is concerned. They've got my ticket for or my stream. You know, they've gotten my dollar here, there, and that's all they really wanted for me. They don't want me to. I mean, I'm not going to go out of my way and play. They not like us because Drake walked into a room. So at the most, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not doing anything crazy. So I don't know if Drake actually is hurting and I'm sure he is, you know, I'm saying I just don't know him. He could be hurting, but have another plan for five years down the road. Like, he could just be hurting music and got all this money over here. I don't know. He could not be hurting and really don't give a fuck because this is just a small part is like, we don't know. I don't care, to be honest. That's why I'm always like, get in the booth. Because I am the fan of the music, your job. When all the other stuff starts happening, like, even the fact that this is a beef, like, I see how it can get real life disrespectful and how it has gotten real life disrespectful. Like, you calling him certain things out on the airwaves, but, like, these are the games that y' all signed up for. When y' all signed up for hip hop. I didn't sign up for hip hop. I signed up to listen to the Records.
Francesca
I'm here for the ride.
Hey Friend
And I'm sure there's things we're unaware of. You know, that's the reality, too, for people to be going. Like, when I saw the Grammys and the entire industry was singing along and just. I was like, what do we not know? What do we.
Francesca
Not for some people. And then you also have to remember that because there's so many people who like that song, who are.
Hey Friend
Now they're just singing along on just some music.
Francesca
A song that they like. They don't even really understand that they're a part of a larger voice. You know what I'm saying? When they're doing that, they just. It's a popular song because when everyone.
Hey Friend
Came together, when the Grammys dropped the music off and everyone said a minor at this, I'm like, what? This is the entire industry.
Asante
And now he got to know about that song.
Francesca
That song won song of the year. Record of the year.
Hey Friend
Crazy.
Francesca
Best music video.
Hey Friend
Crazy.
Francesca
That's a genre. Best music video. Like, so. You know what I mean? And it was number one on the high 100 type. Like, that's.
Asante
And now they mixing in with Sabrina Carpenter.
Francesca
It's been as successful as you can get in.
Asante
You heard of that? They're not like us espresso mixes.
Hey Friend
No. What the. Not surprised at all.
Francesca
I wouldn't have heard.
Hey Friend
I don't know what Drake has done. I don't know what anybody has done. Like Asante said, we don't know these people. But on a human level, it feels.
Francesca
Like a lot has an amazing life. Okay. And if it's one person I know who is able to fill up the bad times with other good things, it is Aubrey Graham.
Hey Friend
No. But on a human level, there is.
Francesca
Not one for him.
Hey Friend
Nah. That don't even.
Francesca
There's not a human level for money.
Hey Friend
You can't change.
Francesca
He doesn't have a human level. He don't care about none of this shit. He does whatever he wants to do. That's why everybody hates his gut. So he don't give a. Drake is filthy. He's on a plane. He's in Australia performing. And it might have been some people, but everybody else in that concert was rapping all his music. You know what I'm saying? I think he's just. I don't think he gives a fuck. He's about to drop a whole nother album. Of course he feels some sort of sting, but, like, you know, he looks stressed. I'm sure one of them girls he with that do hair can Fix it.
Hey Friend
You ain't see the blue boots.
Francesca
I seen them blue honeys. That's what I said. I've seen them blue bands. That's what I seen. So, like, hell, no. I think. I don't give a.
Hey Friend
This is all crazy. I don't know.
Asante
I hear you, friend. Like, I hear you too.
Francesca
You know, I think on a human.
Hey Friend
Level.
Asante
I just think it's hard for me to get there. Like, because. Because I do hear you, and I'm like, I'm really listening to what you're saying, and I'm processing it. I think for me, it's just hard for me to get there as far as artists are concerned. I don't know. Certain artists I do care about like that, and certain artists I don't.
Francesca
Yeah, like Mary J. Blige. I care about her mental health.
Asante
You know what I'm saying? Like, there are certain artists that cash out.
Hey Friend
Speaking of Mary, been looking over it. Dustin, what's going on?
Asante
Well. Well, every time they show.
Hey Friend
Every time they show.
Francesca
Carrying the music industry on her back for so many years now, you know, she just finished a very weighty, you know, induct her.
Asante
Her.
Francesca
She was inducted to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. You know, she's had a lot on her. She's tired now. She's back on tour. She's sleepy. She might be tired. I seen her pass that mic, you know, I did see that.
Hey Friend
She said this.
Francesca
But we ain't finna talk about Mary J. Blige. I just want to make. Make sure we clear, okay? Cuz sometimes, you know, family, you know, we gotta let each other know sometime. We ain't f. To be talking about Mary J. Blige. You know what I'm saying? That ain't what this is, you know.
Hey Friend
You know who's coming to Portland? Erica Badu.
Francesca
Oh, that's gonna be a good show.
Hey Friend
You know, I'm really excited. I'm absolutely going. I was on.
Francesca
Fresh off her Grammy win. She just won a Grammy with Rhapsody.
Hey Friend
And I saw her in. Was it Dallas that I flew to with her hometown?
Francesca
Oh, yeah, you said they were smoking all that.
Hey Friend
Oh, my God. I smelled like after I walked out of there, I was like, damn, y' all didn't even give me the option of wanting to smell like this.
Asante
Oh, my God.
Hey Friend
But also, I was fucked up that day because Claude had given me the Delta 8. Delta 8. Gummy destroyed my life. Worst decision of my life.
Francesca
But did the music feel. Did you feel that bass?
Hey Friend
I was the music.
Asante
You can hear your Heart pumping and your blood rushing and all that drum. Hit.
Hey Friend
Every string, pull every note. I was sitting there vibrating like, I hate that I did this. It destroyed my experience. Not to mention everyone's smoking, so that just heightened the experience. But I will be fine. I'm gonna see her in Portland. It's. I believe it's on the 21st. I'm very excited. I'm so. And it's a jazz fest, apparently, so.
Francesca
Oh, even better. More artists.
Hey Friend
More artists. And I'm curious, like, does she adjust her set list, you know, based on the festival or not? Like, I'm curious. It's gonna be more jazzy.
Francesca
I know what she better do. What you gonna do when they come to you?
Hey Friend
The work game is what it pays. Yes, yes.
Francesca
It does. Different.
Hey Friend
I am so excited.
Asante
Oh, my baby.
Hey Friend
And you know all the black people in Portland are gonna be at that concert. Hell, yeah. Literally every. It's about essence up in that reunion. Right? So I'm very excited.
Francesca
Message, please, for the mayor of Philadelphia. Yeah, misspelling Eagles. Asante. If you could put that on the summer jam stream, that'd be fantastic. If you can't do.
Hey Friend
Oh, no. I just saw the screenshot. E, L, G, S, E. I thought maybe she forgot a letter, but this is.
Francesca
I don't know what. She must have been tired. I know. It was. It seemed like it was early in the morning, you know what I'm saying? But she had to be tired. I don't know why she did that.
Hey Friend
It's just how it looks.
Francesca
Eagles. I know. I'd have been looking at that like, I know I ain't that high. She said, what? Yeah, Anyway, tie that. Tie that bow for y'.
Asante
All.
Francesca
Because we had left it open ended earlier in the show. That's all.
Hey Friend
Are you gonna play? I don't know if he was pulling it up.
Asante
Yes, I am.
Hey Friend
But I know our computers have been. I might have to get a new phone, y'. All. Y' all know I'm not that girl. I have the 12 still, so, friend.
Francesca
You need a new phone. No, that's what that means, friend.
Hey Friend
And it's only because a cup of water got spilled on it. You know, I'm livid. Y' all know I'm not a big. Get the new phone just because this new phone is out. Because a lot of the times the difference isn't even that. That stark for me to feel like I need the new one. So I still have the 12, like, and I've been good, and it's been perfectly fine. Like I'm talking about no issues whatsoever until I'm the one that gets a new phone when it breaks. But then water got spilled on it. I'm livid because that's not even like it's natural lifespan, you know what I'm saying?
Asante
Yep.
Francesca
Now I got a 14 miles.
Hey Friend
It disabled my face ID and that's annoying. Like that's one of those things where it's like okay, it said the laser. I guess that enables that got destroyed.
Francesca
So Damn.
Asante
See, look how technology has developed and you became dependent and it was convenient.
Hey Friend
Right now I'm gonna get a new phone because I don't want to type in my password. That's really childish. Low key. I shouldn't just type in the.
Francesca
Don't be walking around with your laser craft.
Asante
You still have business to take to handle, you know what I'm saying?
Hey Friend
But they have the new app, the passwords app that like just fills it right in and opens it up. Like you don't even. You know what? I'mma be a rebel.
Francesca
I think you need to go in and get your new phone friend.
Asante
Right. It's a.
Francesca
You need something that's going to kill your business on the systems in your vehicle.
Hey Friend
I did hear that the camera is quite the upgrade. I did hear that. Especially from a 12.
Asante
I mean imagine how if you just.
Francesca
Had your phone in coastal Oregon.
Hey Friend
Well, my partner has a new phone.
Francesca
Your pictures would look like the Las Vegas fear. I'm telling you, you should do it.
Asante
Because I have a 14 Pro Max.
Hey Friend
That's a big ass one, right?
Asante
Yeah. But then I. So I have another device and it's a 16 and I was like damn, the camera on this is nice.
Hey Friend
That shit is like a dslr.
Francesca
I don't even know which one this is. Let me see which phone it is. I have general what's out.
Hey Friend
The 16 is the latest one.
Francesca
I have a 15 Pro Max.
Hey Friend
I mean you're damn near right there.
Asante
Yeah, right there.
Francesca
So I need a new phone.
Asante
Yeah.
Hey Friend
No, you there be no changes though.
Asante
That's how they be making you feel.
Hey Friend
Yeah, the camera is probably the only thing for real.
Asante
Well, they added a button now too. So the camera.
Hey Friend
What you mean they added a button? Like the home button?
Asante
Yeah. No, but I told you I missed the home button. Wasn't that you. I was telling. Okay, so I thought I would but.
Hey Friend
I'm used to not being there now.
Francesca
I think a button would be nasty first.
Hey Friend
I don't even remember. My thing is I don't even remember the home Button like what did we use it for?
Asante
Oh, it was just to take you back to the home. It was right there on the center. You would press it.
Francesca
It.
Asante
Okay. Sorry, I just.
Hey Friend
Yeah. I forgot what that life was like.
Asante
Okay, so this is the regular 16. The basic S16. It's making a stallion.
Francesca
Okay.
Hey Friend
Oh, that's cool.
Francesca
Yeah.
Asante
Y' all know. How y' all know I'm a hottie. Standard buttons, you know, volume and all that.
Francesca
But do the YouTube hands.
Hey Friend
Oh, I see y' all got three. But what's the third one? Dude.
Asante
So this is the. Instead of the switch off on for the silent vibrate thing, you hold it down. So look, you press. You hold it or you hold it instead of clicking it back and forth. And then also. Okay, there's a button on the side now. So this button is a trigger button and you can just press it to open something. But you know, you still gotta have your face ID on. I just minus camera. But it used to. I think this default is for Apple Intelligence or something like that. But you can also use that button while you're using the camera. I figured this out. It was so random to zoom. So this button. You see that?
Hey Friend
Oh.
Asante
Oh yeah. There you go.
Hey Friend
Oh. So that's kind of cool. I don't think I would. I see. But to me it's like they was just like looking for to do like that's not life changing. Yeah, it's not zooms. Yeah.
Asante
Minor, minor conveniences. Like. Like little minor tweaks. But you know what?
Hey Friend
Cuz it's like know what to do.
Asante
But that's the thing. Getting a phone is like getting a car. But people think getting a phone is like getting, you know, a yearly checkup. People will get a new phone before they get a. A yearly checkup. But you don't need to get the new model car every year. It comes out every year. I mean, I mean you could though some people do trade their car every year. They're like, oh, this is.
Hey Friend
Yeah, the land of excess. I don't know. I'm gonna see the passwords app has been clutch. I also hadn't even updated my phone. I know it's at. What is it? 18.3 or something is like the new.
Francesca
I don't even what you wrote. What you using?
Hey Friend
Don't worry about it, friend.
Asante
I have to know now.
Hey Friend
But I updated. Here's how they got me. They said. They said if you update your software that it might fix the lasers. So here I go updating it. Can I tell you how it fixed it for like a day. And I was gassed. Like, oh, shit, that's done. I don't need to get a new phone. Next day it said, disabled, bitch, we got you. But thanks for updating it.
Asante
Because the software realized that the hardware wasn't really doing it. It was like, yeah, it said, no.
Hey Friend
We lied to her. We got her to update finally. But, yeah, I don't know. We'll see.
Francesca
You know what I kept for a while and didn't update was the Twitter ad. When Elon changed.
Hey Friend
I remember that. Because we didn't want it.
Francesca
I would not update it. And then one day it automatically did. I accidentally so mad.
Hey Friend
And now they even changed the URL. Before, remember, you'd still have to write Twitter, which was kind of funny. But now it's X. I'm gonna be.
Asante
I'm gonna honestly be upset because I still go to the URL. So I'm gonna be upset. Today I can't type in twitter.com because right now you'll go and it'll redirect you.
Hey Friend
Yeah.
Asante
Which is fine. But one day you're gonna go to Twitter. Like, no, this is no longer a thing.
Hey Friend
This is not a site.
Asante
X.comhoe I'm be like, yeah, see, this is the least y' all could be paying for it.
Hey Friend
I lowkey just want to get off of all this. Like, I wanna. I might get off of Twitter. I don't know. I want to get off of Twitter.
Francesca
I take some time off.
Hey Friend
Yeah.
Asante
You like it?
Hey Friend
I haven't used it really. Like, I'm on it, but I haven't been like, what. What do they call it?
Asante
Skating.
Hey Friend
Skating. Skating. I haven't been skating or anything. I should, though.
Asante
I love it. It makes me think of Lil John.
Francesca
I love it too.
Asante
Oh, Skiski. Well, and I love it.
Francesca
Olympic sports.
Asante
Ski.
Francesca
Shooting.
Asante
Ski. Goddamn.
Hey Friend
No, I haven't really been using it. I haven't really. I feel like the only app that I really be on like that T. Tick tock. Yeah, yeah.
Asante
You just go say, tick tock.
Hey Friend
It's just, you know, we got a thing going on.
Asante
I'm an apple. I just open and close all of them. I don't spend enough time on any of them. I open them up, Look, I'd be on ig. I spend like five, ten minutes scrolling through each of them and go, I have to. Because otherwise I will be in like, a paralysis. And I will be like, I've seen it happen to people in public. And I'm like, damn, is that me? Do I be like that? And when I'm at home sometimes I'm like oh my God, this like that is me. Like I've been able to like kind of scrolling. Yes. I look at the clock and like I did not sit here from 6:30 to 7:45 just scrolling on the twitter and tick tock. Like I did not do that.
Hey Friend
Should be feeling really bad. It'd be feeling bad when you realize like yo, I just sat and scrolled for three hours. That's terrible. Terrible, right?
Asante
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Hey Friend
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I don't want to get a divorce.
Hey Friend
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Hey Friend
Now. YouTube. Let's talk about YouTube. That I can't talk about. That's where they got me. And y' all convinced me to get YouTube TV. I did it. I went.
Asante
Isn't it everything?
Hey Friend
It is. But now I gotta figure out, like, what apps do I get rid of? What streaming apps do I need to.
Asante
Not have no more.
Hey Friend
Why do you all have people if you all have YouTube TV?
Asante
Well, I see I still like to watch some commercial free the next day for certain shows. And then they'd be uncensored and extended.
Francesca
Right.
Asante
And then Peacock also still has their own original other shows.
Hey Friend
Yeah, okay. Okay.
Asante
I think you can let Philo go.
Hey Friend
Yeah, but see, but Philo has married at first sight, which I do like to watch. And I know you can watch that.
Francesca
On the Lifetime app.
Hey Friend
It wasn't on there.
Francesca
It's on the Lifetime app.
Hey Friend
Oh, like if you go to the.
Francesca
App Store, you can watch it. That's how I watched it.
Hey Friend
Yeah, but I might as well keep Philo, because it's just another app, you know what I mean?
Asante
But I think if you download the Lifetime app, you can connect your YouTube TV or if maybe you connected your follow account to it, it would allow you to watch the episodes there.
Francesca
I don't know.
Hey Friend
I don't know. I just want to like downsize. I was hoping that YouTube TV would help me downsize. Like that's the whole point. Because at this point it's ridiculous. I'm.
Francesca
I got rid of my cable when I got on YouTube TV. I canceled my Spectrum cable and just kept the Internet.
Asante
Yeah.
Francesca
So. Because you can get local, you know, whatever. Whatever.
Asante
Yeah. That's why I like YouTube TV. Because local stuff on there and you can take it wherever with you and it'll update in different cities, even if you're, if you say you're just temporarily visiting and stuff. It is, it is. But you know what?
Hey Friend
I saw that price. I was like.
Asante
My thing is, I remember seeing. Because I ain't pay bills when I was a child. Like I remember seeing, you know, some of those like, like ad deals for those packages. And I feel like what I'm paying for this YouTube TV is way cheaper than what I would have paid for like a cable phone, whatever.
Hey Friend
Oh, for sure. There would have been like a hundred or ninety something. Yeah.
Asante
So I'm like, all right, I'll take it. I need to be in the know and have the actual news on the TV as opposed to watching the clips on YouTube.
Francesca
Exactly.
Asante
Have that on.
Hey Friend
I mean, it's a write off for us since we're in media. So they gonna take the money anyway. You might as well use it for something useful. But still, I just be looking at my bill pay account like this is ridiculous. And a lot of those apps, I don't even really be on like that. Like I haven't, I haven't really used my Max app a lot. I was on it. They had like a Diddy 5.
Asante
Max is about to go. Max is about to go.
Francesca
It doesn't work.
Asante
You know what?
Hey Friend
It doesn't have like a randomly good documentary or something. You know what I mean?
Asante
They know they're not keeping the catalog. Shout out to Westworld. I think I've talked about this already. Westworld is gone from the Max app. That was a flagship HBO series. I have no idea. Like now you have to purchase it. I don't know what happened, who still had what, but now you gotta like buy it. And you know what? It. I might buy it because I like it.
Hey Friend
You loved it.
Asante
Yeah, I love Westworld, the actors and actresses, all of them phenomenal. A1. But, Max, I don't like what you're doing over there. I don't like how I can't. I couldn't watch Legendary, and now you have to take Westworld.
Hey Friend
Legendary.
Asante
Legendary. Bing. I have complained for at least two or three Pride past Pride seasons. Well, maybe more than that if we count all the ones that happen in between her individually. But yes, Legendary. Been gone for a minute, and it needs to come back.
Francesca
Well, the Max app actually has technical issues as well. Every time I try to use it, it's lagging.
Asante
Always been buggy.
Francesca
I'm gagging. It's just not a good situation. You know what I mean? But the Max app is always moving slow, and Peacock moves slow, too. On my tv. The Max app.
Hey Friend
Yeah, Peacock. I have a lot of issues with Peacock. Even, like, the login page on my laptop. Like.
Francesca
Like, yeah, it's always my Peacock missing a feather.
Asante
To be honest. All the streaming platforms need work on their apps and things. I think they.
Hey Friend
They feel like for fast forwarding and rewinding. I feel like they're all so messed up.
Asante
Maybe coming hard to wind on fans.
Francesca
No more.
Hey Friend
What?
Francesca
Yeah, I know. I said the same thing. No, I know.
Asante
Oh, my God.
Hey Friend
You know what app, though? I have been randomly on a lot more Paramount. There is a show called Landman with Billy Bob Thornton, and it is so good.
Asante
I haven't seen it, but I've seen it. It looks good.
Hey Friend
Basically. It's like he is. He works for the oil companies. So these are like billion, billion, billion, billion billionaires. That guy John Ham from Mad Men is on it. Like, it's just good acting. And basically, it's like, how rich these are. The fracking that they do, the way they finesse the system, how they. How they're in bed with the cartel, and, like, they all have to coexist somehow. Just. It's really good. If you like that type of shit. I love.
Asante
No, watch it.
Francesca
Fracking, right? By definition, because I've heard of you several different rays, right? Is it true that fracking is like when you literally put your butt crack against another person's butt crack? Ain't that fracking?
Hey Friend
It's the fact that I sat here, looked into his eyes, thinking that I'm really gonna answer.
Francesca
I heard fracking was when two people take their ass cracks and just put them against each other and jump. I think that's what fracking is.
Hey Friend
Feminist is destroying my life right now. You are. Why did you just look like the Rihanna. Me.
Francesca
Fracking. You know?
Hey Friend
Yeah. You're crazy as hell. But it's a good show. Also, I. I have to start watching Yellowstone. I think Claude was telling me that that's another good show. I think Kevin Costner is like, the lead.
Asante
I always wanted to, but I never did.
Francesca
It's about the white part of Boosie's eyeballs.
Asante
No, the. The other yellow. I started watching yellow jackets instead of Yellowstone.
Hey Friend
Now, yellow jackets was good.
Asante
You the one that.
Hey Friend
No, let me tell you, Season one had me. Okay, had me. Season two, they lost me.
Asante
Like, episode five or six. I was like me. Because I already knew. I already know the setup and I don't care. So that's why I'm like. I don't know why I'm still here so much.
Hey Friend
You know what you have to watch that I just started.
Asante
Please tell me friend, what's his name.
Hey Friend
From this is Us, the black dude.
Francesca
Sterling K. Brown. Yeah.
Hey Friend
He is in a new show on Hulu called Paradise.
Francesca
I keep hearing things about this. Is that good?
Hey Friend
Is so I keep hearing, you know when you start watching a show, but it's a school night and you have to force yourself to turn the motherfucker off. Turn this motherfucker off. Because you're gonna let that next episode play and be up till three in the morning. That was us last night. Like, no, no, no, no.
Francesca
We gotta give myself a note for this. Yeah.
Hey Friend
It is so good. If you like, like government conspiracy theories.
Francesca
Oh, oh, so you're gonna love this.
Hey Friend
So it's about the government having a hidden city. Ah, wait.
Francesca
Oh, yo, I'm telling you.
Asante
Oh.
Hey Friend
We were sitting there like, I'm gonna watch it. Because you know it's true. The whole temp was like, letting us know. They letting us know when they do these shows, it's because it' happening. We just late.
Francesca
I can't do it. Here you go.
Hey Friend
We just late to the party. You know what I'm saying? My hotel was buzzing last night. Buzzing. But y' all should watch it. It's a very good show.
Francesca
I did watch Clean Slate. Remember I told y' all about it. The show with George Wallace and Laverne Cox. That's on Prime Video.
Hey Friend
You did tell us. Let me actually write that so I can remember.
Francesca
So I watched it, you know. Cause I wanted. I love George Wallace. He's one of my favor. And the show is produced by Norman Lear. It was the last show he produced before he passed. So, you know, but I watched it. It's. You Know, it's George Wallace had me rolling the whole time, and Tilma Hopkins had me laughing, too. But Nene Leakes has a cameo on his show. When I tell you Nene had me fucking dying in her cameo on this show.
Hey Friend
Do you think she should be in sitcoms like this should be her pivot?
Francesca
Hundred percent. She needs to go back, back. She remembers she was in the New Normal on NBC. It only ran for one season. She was great in that. But I'm telling y', all, Nicki Minaj. Yes, she said, but basically she's playing herself and she's running for a local government office and her bus pulls up to the car wash that this show is centered around and heard the lines that she delivers and they are going to shoot bricks when they see that. I like just the things that she's saying. Whoever wrote it for her and the way that she delivered these lines, I'm telling you, I was perfect. Dying Meanie had me rolling. So I want to see really cool.
Hey Friend
Yeah, she really just, like, leaned into that instead of trying to be back on the show.
Francesca
She needs to be on the show where she can cuss, too. Like, so she need to get with 50 cent and get on, like, power. Hell, yeah.
Hey Friend
Well, we don't know emfs ever coming back. Back. I was thinking about you, Justin. Remember our back and forth about that.
Francesca
Show and I that you love so much and encourage everyone to watch and continue to support us.
Hey Friend
Like, oh, no, Dustin.
Francesca
What they say in the song. At least you can wish me love. Little Meat said I was he was just trying to get his money up before next season. 50 Cent, go post the text to say what season?
Hey Friend
Next season with the ninja. Yo, 50 different season.
Francesca
I was like, man, 50 different.
Hey Friend
Y' all saw the video. The. The picture of him talking about smoking on.
Francesca
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I did see that. And I'm not going to laugh right now because no. So disrespectful. It was shot like, value was funny. Yeah. The levels and he was smiling and yo, no, no, I'm not gonna sit here, though. I'm gonna be honest. It's some people who, you know.
Hey Friend
No.
Francesca
Don't even see myself not just smoking on the pack. I'm having a party and not a repass. Okay. I'm glad you passed. That's what I'm having. I ain't having a repairs. I'm gonna have. Thank you for pass. Thank you for passing, but should have been. I'm gonna have a Should have been passed. That's the party I'm gonna have for a couple. And I mean that with every bone in my body. What's the. What's that book that's turned into a movie? Children of the Blood. Trying to meet at a bone and blood. Children of the Bone and Blood. I mean. I mean it. From the core of my children. The bones, blood. That's what I mean.
Hey Friend
I have that book, so now I can't look at it the same, but.
Asante
Get me out of here.
Hey Friend
Oh, no.
Francesca
Cut different, Lord.
Hey Friend
Cut different. You hear me?
Asante
You know what else I watched what you see? I watched the part two of the Real Housewives of New York reunion.
Francesca
Okay.
Hey Friend
I don't know if I watched it. Oh, you know what? I did, but I didn't pay attention. That's why it just wasn't interesting. This the part two. I thought part one had me.
Asante
Part one was effective. Part one, definitely. But you know what? Part two really, like, wrapped it up, and I like that they wrapped it up with luck love, because they really did run Brent ass through the ringer on that.
Francesca
Oh, baby. She was in a pinball machine the whole day.
Hey Friend
I was hugging her and kind of.
Asante
I. But you know what? They all meant well, because something really terrible did happen to her, and they acknowledged and they wanted to support that, which I felt was very, very important. And even the way. Even the way UBA was forgiving her, you know what I'm saying? Like, but she was still showing how hurt the she was.
Francesca
Uber only did that because she looked better than her. That day was like, I can take the higher road. I looked at this today.
Asante
I didn't watch the season, so I didn't know what was happening between Uber and Stunning.
Hey Friend
I mean.
Asante
Oh, girl. Who was it? No.
Francesca
Oh, no. Rebecca.
Asante
What is. Is Rebecca? No, not Rebecca.
Hey Friend
Oh, with the porter with Puerto Rico.
Asante
Yeah. I was like, oh, what was going on?
Hey Friend
I was a little on the fence with that one because I get what Raquel was sensitive about. Like, if I took y' all to Dr. Or Puerto Rico or Katie and y', all. And there was the part that was a little sus and y' all on TV talking about, like, yes.
Asante
You could.
Hey Friend
Tell me later or say it off camera, like, you know, but don't do that to me. So I get it. But at the same time, there was dead birds and, like, what'd you think people was gonna feel, right, if they're sitting on beach chairs with trash visible, like, of anybody would react. But I also come from New York, where we swam at Cho Cha beach, so.
Francesca
So, like, But I. I'm with. I'm. I personally was with Raquel on that one.
Asante
Yeah.
Francesca
I thought that it was. To me, it's just a way you do, you know?
Asante
Yeah. You don't make somebody special.
Francesca
You know what I mean? And UBA needed to chill.
Asante
On that couch. She was giving her. But on the couch, she was giving.
Francesca
Her a lot both ways. So that's what I'm saying with the right one.
Hey Friend
Yeah.
Francesca
What Kendrick say you picked the right.
Hey Friend
Time with the wrong guy. No, I understood Raquel's sensitivity. But it did crack me up though, when they were mad. Cause Uber was like, what are the two Puerto Ricans gonna jump me? Or whatever. I'm the wrong person because I find everything funny. I would have been like, bitch, shut up.
Francesca
Shut up, bitch. I threw something at her muffin or something.
Asante
But I think that's what Uber wanted back because they all call her mean and stuff. Yeah. Cuz that's why S was like, I'm not scared of uba, you know, she's used to it. But Raquel, you know, I feel like sneering ass.
Francesca
She didn't do nothing but sneer. The whole goddamn.
Asante
Faces.
Francesca
That's what she.
Asante
That's what she was. And Brent's faces dusting with.
Francesca
I think she tough. And Bren, let me tell you about her ass. You know, her hair. Her hair was coy lift and rolled under. So was that lip. So every time she cried, both that lip and the hair was like.
Hey Friend
She looked pretty.
Francesca
I was like, Yo, YouTube, relax.
Hey Friend
Sai has been on YouTube. I noticed she's been aggregating on my YouTube. So she's really been focusing on her YouTube channel as of late. And I clicked it and man, she has this, like, country house. Oh, have y' all seen it?
Asante
No.
Francesca
Is it gorgeous?
Hey Friend
Oh, my goodness. I was like, girl, you are living it up. Just beautiful. Yeah, I think she just got it or something because she's walking you through the design process, essentially. And I love that. You know, I love home decor and just home. So I was like, ugh. That type of money is just different, beautiful.
Francesca
Way different, man.
Hey Friend
Listen. But. But her YouTube channel is really cute. But they all looked beautiful.
Asante
What did you think about Rebecca?
Hey Friend
Man, I love Jessa's look.
Asante
What I think of what Rebecca, when she showed up, I don't think she.
Hey Friend
Should have done the show and got.
Francesca
The nerve to post an announcement talking about she's not returning you. Weren't we literally.
Asante
Literally, the way it was edited, girl, we know, like, and it's fine.
Francesca
Because you're successful in your own right. You can totally.
Asante
You just weren't up there for the show, girl.
Francesca
I don't think came on the show.
Hey Friend
And stood around, but I don't think it helped.
Asante
It did not help.
Hey Friend
Sometimes the mystique of not necessarily knowing the CEO or creator, like, helps.
Francesca
You know what I mean?
Hey Friend
This always paint. Right. So I hated it for her because I'm sure she had an intention, which they showed the clip where she was like, they lost 70% or something during COVID and she was hoping that the show would happen, help her turn the brand around. I hate that. That is not what happened. If anything, I think it had the opposite effect.
Asante
Yeah.
Francesca
They on here clowning her, talking about she got it. She in Norseman's racks. And which to me, like, y', all, what's wrong with Nordstrom rack?
Hey Friend
Right, Right. Nor finding some gems up in there. And she. The Scientology thing, too, I think.
Asante
Yeah.
Francesca
That she, you know, she on her own with that. I can't help you with that, mama.
Asante
And I like how some of the girls were trying to make it seem like they were at least open to getting to know her. Even Raquel, who was newer, you know, I. I like how she. They seemed included, but not her, because Rebecca wasn't. Was Rebecca supposed to be a housewife, or was she just a friend of.
Francesca
Just a friend.
Asante
Yeah. Raquel was actually on as a housewife. Right. Okay. Yeah.
Hey Friend
Okay.
Asante
Okay. So that works. So Raquel definitely did fit as a housewife. I liked her as an additional. And Rebecca definitely was a poor friend of. And should not return. Okay.
Francesca
Raquel had that on at the reunion. That beautiful. That Carolina Herrera dressed. Yeah. She looked good as. They all look good to me. Except one person. Two people. One person. They all. Except one person.
Hey Friend
I just didn't care for size dress.
Francesca
You know who it was.
Hey Friend
Thank you.
Francesca
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Hey Friend
It'S true. Why she do that?
Francesca
Like. And then like, why like her? I don't know about hair and makeup and. Right. But I know what don't look good. And that. That black dress with that regular ass, like brown.
Hey Friend
But that's what I wondered if something happened when she just didn't have time because Sa is usually on. She's fun. She's a veteran. Very fun fashion girl. Like, she's gonna give you cool, different. I like her. Her clothes.
Francesca
You know, she gonna be in my DMs. And something happened.
Asante
Literally was just about to have recovered from the last one, and I. Look at me do it again.
Hey Friend
The sneering is killing me.
Francesca
She does it all the time. All season long, she's been sticking her chin out at everybody, just making a. You know, she does that.
Hey Friend
So what do y' all think of Aaron?
Asante
I don't. I honestly, I. This has been an ongoing thing for me because sometimes I like Aaron but think. But then I think sometimes I like the idea of her more than I actually like her.
Francesca
Not a standout personality for me, but totally necessary for the show.
Asante
Yes, yes.
Francesca
And I think that she is a great. I just think she fits a. A character profile. A character profile that is necessary for this mix of women that represent New York City personalities. I got you personality. Her life, like, just, you know, and some of her personal style and. And taste, I think is necessary to be in the mix for what it appears that Bravo wants this cast to represent.
Asante
Yeah.
Hey Friend
And her style is classic white woman.
Francesca
In New York with just a little.
Hey Friend
Bit of teeny bit.
Asante
Yeah.
Hey Friend
Because she got the money to play, you know, like income for clothes. So you have money to play, you.
Francesca
Know, that woman in New York.
Asante
That's what I'm saying. She checks off a lot of boxes that fit. So that's why I said I don't know if I like her or the idea of her because I get, like. I get that profile and that's why she is perfect. But sometimes her, I don't know because she doesn't do anything that, like, pisses me off or annoys me per se. But I am bothered by her at times. And I've only seen the first season and a few episodes of this season, like the first three and then the finale.
Hey Friend
Yeah.
Asante
The reunions.
Hey Friend
So, yeah, it's all the lying and lack of accountability that's. Yeah, that gets kind of annoying.
Francesca
But I mean, you know, had Brim been anywhere else, you know, she would have got beat the up a long time ago. Any. Anyone else would have been ragtag brand, like all that goddamn Lying about the. What she said about Jesse. She's like, no, you right now. Because you. I was like, damn. Just that mean. Her. Her husband.
Hey Friend
No. Imagine how embarrassing that was to sit there next to your husband talking about a black man was over your life. He probably looked at her.
Asante
They accusing. They calling me and I'm going to get a sandwich. Meanwhile you out here doing whatever. Whoever.
Francesca
He looked down when he said.
Hey Friend
But the worst part is she said he didn't believe her. When she told him that that's not what she said. I was like, oh, this is bad.
Francesca
Because he. She. You know why.
Hey Friend
Stop looking.
Francesca
Shortcomings. That's why. Okay.
Hey Friend
Papa don't give a. He just want.
Asante
He's gonna get his mouths. Why did those things. Yeah, yeah. So that's it for the Real Housewives in New York. Honestly, I feel like that's all that needs to be said.
Francesca
Bravo, friend. Bravo. No pun intended.
Hey Friend
Oh, and severance is back.
Asante
Are you.
Francesca
My friend is watching that and he told me that I need to watch.
Hey Friend
To be honest, I'm going to rewatch season one because it's been too many years in between and I don't even know what I'm looking for.
Francesca
Question, question. Is this the show that you had us watch, Asante, where. I just remember it was a show where this black guy was going to be a part of this experiment and he was like a psychiatrist or something, and he was going to be a part of. Where they put some chip in you or some shit. You don't remember, like, why you at work?
Hey Friend
No, that was Mahershala.
Francesca
Am I mixing stuff?
Hey Friend
Yeah, you're mixing that Mahershala movie that we watched about him being cloned, remember?
Francesca
Yeah, maybe that's what I'm saying.
Hey Friend
Because he was sickly and like there was a program where he could get cloned and live forever.
Francesca
Yeah, yeah, that ain't. Excuse me.
Hey Friend
No, we did that for the binge. But this is a show essentially, like, you know, when people trying to find work life balance, and it's damn near impossible for most of us, you can sever your consciousness. Is that the best way to put it? So that you have like a double consciousness. You have the consciousness at home, so you turn off work, and then when you get out to work, you turn off home. And it's like ethically how dangerous that is that you don't remember what happened to you at work. You know what I mean? Like, you don't know what happened to you at work. And so the show plays with that concept. It's really interesting. I like it. I see a lot of people say they think it moves a little slow. I can see that it is a very slow moving show. But I like it.
Asante
Yeah, well, I'm gonna watch it.
Francesca
My friend been telling me to watch it, so.
Hey Friend
Very cool friend.
Asante
You know, this is my favorite type of television, this genre, like, as a Westworld world. It's like the conversations that are happening about technologies that are simply emerging or but way in the future, like how they could play in the future, how they've already been developed, right? So think about that Elon Musk, that chip that they put in people's brains and how right now, yeah, the neural link. How for some people right now it's just beneficial for, you know, maybe people, other abled people and helping them out. But in the future, if it becomes. And a less invasive technology and the processes and the AI or whatever has developed to where you can have this link to where when you go to work, you literally, when you go into the building, Dustin, these people literally go into the building. They go on an elevator. And imagine you just remember coming down the elevator eight hours later and you go back to your car to leave. Like, that's like you, you don't even remember the eight hours. It feels like, well, so. Well, you're not doing drugs, right? You're not doing drugs, drugs. Because you don't feel those eight hours missing. Like, for you, it just feels like maybe seconds, like you're just going up and down. You're like, what the was that? But in that eight hours, that feels like second.
Hey Friend
So maybe.
Asante
Because it's more like, so listen. So you would never do that, right? So they do a great job of. This is why it's like one of my favorite types of TV shows because they do a great job of giving you a circumstance of where someone might do some like this and you might not even agree with them doing some like this. But this person, he lost his wife and so now for him, it's like time is going by so slow and. And he was preyed upon. You know, they also explored capitalism in this a little bit too, right. Somebody showed up to his door, was like, you know, we know that you're grieving. Your wife has been, you know, she was a big part of your life and time is going slower. This can help you speed time up a little bit and you can make some money while you're doing it because you'll be working a job. The thing is, you won't remember what you're doing. But it's completely safe. Your. Your body's not at home, Harm. And honestly, he does just go to an office job every day. But for him, he gets that. He even says, I think in this season, he's like, that time has gone by faster. Like that time that he would have spent grieving over her. Like, the days would have gone by longer. But he said he feels like time's actually moved along a little bit for him. But there's a whole nother thing that's happening on the show that we don't even have to get into. But I just like the fact that there are those threads of technology and how it could be used for you and still against you. Like, either showing even how it could still be abused, which is up is.
Francesca
No planet in the world and our solar system and those beyond that exist on which I would agree to allow Elon Musk.
Hey Friend
Oh, no.
Francesca
I don't care who or anyone.
Hey Friend
Yeah.
Francesca
To put a chip in my body that alters my ability to be aware of what the. Is going on around me.
Asante
Right.
Hey Friend
But what if you're cornered where it's like, if you don't have this chip, you can't grocery shop. Kind of like with COVID how it was like if you didn't have the vaccine, you couldn't go into certain places unless you showed the card. Like, what if you get cornered in that way?
Francesca
Then I'll give it to scammers and figure out what I need to do. But I'm just not. There's no way.
Hey Friend
The difference is jailbroken.
Asante
Right?
Francesca
I'm not getting no chip that somebody can program. My, my, my. That's why they keep doing these shows and movies.
Hey Friend
It's always prep.
Francesca
But imagine the example we gave right. Of dealing with grief.
Asante
They always. I've been dealing with grief.
Francesca
Are you crazy? You've been dying since the 60s.
Asante
They always. They always push grief in these tech conversations. They always push grief in them. I'm like, damn.
Hey Friend
People have been dying since the 60s.
Asante
But imagine people in the hood, you know, that just. They're just making it and they find a way. Some, hey, I'm offering these chips. You know, you can make money doing something good and you can put it on your resume, blah, blah. Or you might just want to stay with us. You'll get benefits. Xyz and they can start this year.
Francesca
They go into. The people they know lack education and. And awareness to know the dangers of that. And they gonna exploit those people. That's fucked up. But them hoes ain't putting no, you ain't finna put no USB up in me. I ain't finna charge nobody phone. Fuck that. You know what I'm saying? How you a phone charger?
Hey Friend
I already seen it. I already seen videos on YouTube of people that have the chip in their hand to get into work, which is.
Asante
I don't like that stuff.
Francesca
Like you gonna work there for the rest of your life.
Hey Friend
That's my thing. Like, so what if you get fired now? You gotta.
Francesca
I spit in my boss face. That'd be my last day working there. The day they asked me, we put it. Put your work badge in your wrist. You know how many people hate their damn job anyway? Can you imagine if they try to force some like that? It's gonna be a bloodbath.
Asante
I couldn't imagine working in any place of business where I have to get some sort of hardware installed in my body.
Francesca
You gotta get a chip to go make chips.
Hey Friend
It's gonna be the future. I really do see it.
Asante
This conversation is not going to age well. And that's totally fine because as of.
Hey Friend
Right now, we gonna have chips. You're saying we're gonna look back like. Remember when we were scared to get our chips?
Asante
Somebody gonna find this in a time. Time caps on here. This. They're like, damn.
Hey Friend
That's these old talking about.
Francesca
They would never even imagine now surgery anyway. So I'm gonna say it wasn't me. I'm gonna look totally different by that point.
Asante
Oh my God.
Hey Friend
Do you guys have anything else you want to touch on before we get up?
Francesca
I do, but I can't. Couple more days anyways.
Asante
You know, Rest to everybody. Shout out to everybody getting their Beyonce tickets.
Hey Friend
Oh yeah. Y' all going? I don't think I'm. I think I'm gonna sit this one out.
Francesca
I'm going because I gotta hear her do 16 carriages live. So literally like. And two hands to heaven. I have and American Requiem. I have to hear them three songs live. And everything else I probably get with Asante.
Hey Friend
Are you sad there aren't more international dates for you to play with, Mr.
Asante
I am sad. And it's. It's so funny you said it, cuz I was you.
Hey Friend
I was like.
Asante
I was being a fool earlier. I was like, am I gonna look at Paris?
Francesca
I was like, am I gonna look.
Asante
And I was like, don't look at Paris. Don't look at Paris. So. But I am going for sure. It's just.
Francesca
You going to.
Asante
It's just a matter of where and when.
Francesca
He already knows My sister and my cousin shout out to my cousin India and my sister Daria. They literally. They handle that. They be boots on the ground with them Beyonce tickets because they both in the house. Since the Formation World tour, I have not had to, like, go find a Beyonce ticket. They already got. They got bots almost. You know what I'm saying? They don't around, so I love that.
Hey Friend
Yeah, I was surprised in the group chat, but, you know, everyone's going through things.
Francesca
Yeah, it's a lot going on right now.
Hey Friend
It's a lot going on.
Asante
Yeah.
Hey Friend
Because last time, obviously, it was more of a thing, like, everybody was like, okay, which city we all going to? We're gonna. The house this time. Everyone was like, I don't know. It's kind of up in the air. I personally already knew that I wasn't. I loved going to Renaissance. I love spending time with the girls and making it a thing and the outfits. Like, that was so fun. But I just don't know if I want to do that again right now.
Francesca
You're the country album.
Hey Friend
I just. Yeah, just not even. Because I like this album. I think it's nice. She sounds great. I actually really love the songs, but I just don't have the. The energy to, like, do all that again because it was a lot.
Francesca
I just don't know if I want to be around country fans.
Asante
Yeah. I'm not dressing up like that.
Hey Friend
I doubt that you will. It's just gonna be, you know, still.
Asante
Gonna do what we do, which I love, and I can't wait to see. That's actually one of the things that's always exciting about a Beyonce concert, because always show up and always show out on the floor.
Hey Friend
Oh, God, the outfits are gonna be so good. I'm actually really looking forward to this.
Francesca
Everybody's gonna have on two chaps.
Hey Friend
You. You keep doing this. Tassels, boots, asses out with chaps. Calling it. You already know.
Asante
Then you just going to be like, all right, now, y' all know y' all can't show up in here.
Francesca
Cuz some of y' all was indecently exposed at that Renaissance tour. Okay, I'm telling you right now, some of that.
Asante
Yes.
Francesca
For me to be taken aback because you know I'm a dirty. So for me to be taken aback, I was like, no, this is too far. Okay. So I can't.
Hey Friend
Yeah, it should be cool. I saw Cleo Soul is doing a LA stop, too. She's coming to the West Coast. Yeah. I just don't have the energy to fight for tickets, child.
Asante
But I might randomly go see her in New York.
Hey Friend
Really? I think they're. They're probably, you know, the scalp tickets. The reseller dollars still got some stuff going. It's just expensive. They be going crazy with these prices.
Asante
One of our friends hit me up and said they had some tickets, so I was like, oh, you know what? Maybe I could fly for that.
Hey Friend
Because I. I thought about it. Yeah, I thought about it, but I don't know. I'm just. I know.
Asante
Let me know if you know what I'm saying.
Hey Friend
I mean, I'm gonna be there for the thing that we can't talk about.
Asante
Yeah.
Francesca
You know, going to the concert.
Asante
You gotta let her know. Why did we end up here two weeks in a row? What is with y' all and him?
Hey Friend
You gotta let me know. You gotta let me know that. And on that note being said.
Asante
Yes. We love you so much. Stay obvious and protect your magic.
Hey Friend
Love you guys. We'll see you guys next week. Bye.
Asante
This is the friend.
Date: February 12, 2025
Hosts: Dustin Ross, Hey Fran Hey (Francesca), & Asante
Podcast: Loud Speakers Network
This lively episode centers on Black pop culture, accountability, technology trends, streaming dilemmas, and the emotional fallout from celebrity conflicts. The hosts deliver candid, humorous hot takes on current entertainment headlines—most notably Stephen A. Smith's latest controversy, Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show, and their own tech/media habits. Highlights also include hilarious commentary on the Real Housewives franchise, technology dependence, and tips for nourishing your mental well-being in overwhelming times.
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Asante vents about PlayStation Network outages and impulsively buys an Xbox, leading to a tech tangent:
Hey Fran Hey shares a serene road trip story to Oregon’s coast to recharge.
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On Stephen A. Smith:
"Celebrate the blackness. It’s Black History Month, first of all, and that should mean something to you. Coon boot liquor." – Fran (04:27)
On Kendrick and Drake beef permeating Super Bowl:
"I wish this was just his moment... I almost wish he didn’t even motherf***in’... like to me, that would have been so cool." – Fran (28:03)
"I'm not gonna go out of my way and play 'They Not Like Us' because Drake walked into a room." – Asante (33:44)
On streaming fatigue:
“I just want to downsize. I was hoping YouTube TV would help me downsize… at this point it’s ridiculous.” – Fran (53:45)
On implantable tech chips:
“There’s no way. I’m not getting no chip that someone can program… I ain’t finna charge nobody’s phone.” – Fran (81:22)
This episode is a tour-de-force of the Friend Zone’s signature blend: a pop culture breakdown with zero filter, tech-life wisdom, reality TV obsession, and infectious laughs. The hosts provide a safe, joyful space to question, vent, and celebrate Black excellence in media—reminding us to always protect our magic.