Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge.

But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it.

If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul.

Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.”

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39