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The G Lex Podcast
Hosted by Garrett Lexell · EN
The G Lex Podcast is a comedic dive into life’s quirks, frustrations, and awkward moments. Hosted by Garrett Lexell, each episode mixes candid storytelling, listener confessions, and sharp humor to unpack everything from petty annoyances to hilarious dating fails. Perfect for anyone who loves relatable laughs and unapologetic real talk.
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Love Is Blind Season 9 Finale: The Audience Got Blindsided
Oct 2900:31:11Tap to summarizeGarrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were! From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 36
Transcribe →Love Is Blind Season 9 Ep 6-9 Recap: Returning Exes, Cringey Moments & A Chicken Smoothie!
Oct 1200:41:36Tap to summarizeGarrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest. We get into each couple's dysfunction, why Madison should’ve bounced on Joe in Baja, and who’s likely to say “I don’t” at the altar. If you’re watching Love Is Blind and need a brutally honest, hilarious breakdown — you’re in the right place. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 35
Transcribe →BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 7-9 Vanillas on Vacation
Feb 24, 202500:49:26Tap to summarizeThe couples are out of the pods and head to Honduras! Honestly, they’re just as bland and vanilla as when they were cooped up. There are some highlights, prediction changes and awkward moments along the way. Tune in to hear who’s thriving, who’s diving and WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH DAVE!!?? I can hear the wedding bells for some and others, suitcases being zipped up. Grab your gold wine goblet and let me give you the tea! DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 13
Transcribe →Cruising Solo…Again. Plus, First Date Fails
Feb 21, 202500:34:21Tap to summarizeBooked a cruise hoping I’d be in a relationship…and yet, here we are. Again. This week, I’m talking all things solo travel—why I keep ending up cruising alone, my plans to get my first tattoo on board, and how I’m making the most of it. I also take a hard look in the mirror to try and figure out why my first dates aren’t turning into second dates. Is it time to hit the pause button on dating? Let’s unpack! Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 12
Transcribe →BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 - Cream Pies & Goodbyes
Feb 19, 202501:03:31Tap to summarizeThe Pods are…still open. I get into everything that happened in episodes 4-6. Love triangles start to break, proposals are made and some of my early predictions are proven wrong! It’s time to say congratulations and goodbye as the pods come to a close and Honduras appears on the horizon! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 4-6 Recap DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 11
Transcribe →BONUS: Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 1-3 - Attachment Styles & Early Predictions
Feb 17, 202501:08:15Tap to summarizeThe Pods are open, the red flags are flaggin’ and I have THOUGHTS! I break down the first three episodes of Love is Blind Season 8. We already have questionable connections, issues with attachment styles and a couple love triangles circling the drain. I break down episodes 1-3, give my early predictions, who’s doomed and who I think will make it. Grab your gold wine goblet and let’s talk! Love is Blind Season 8 Ep 1-3 Recap DISCLAIMER: I am not associated with Netflix or the Love is Blind production. All opinions are my own and shared for entertainment purposes only. No opinions are meant to diagnose or advise anyone. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 10
Transcribe →You Can Probably Skip This One
Feb 14, 202500:18:58Tap to summarizeMaybe it’s because I’m single on Valentine’s Day. Maybe it’s the moon. Maybe it’s Maybelline (it’s not). Whatever it is, I’ve been feeling…off. This week I’m scrapping all the plans for a Valentine’s Day episode and keeping it raw and unfiltered. Job drama, dateless on Valentine’s Day and the Super Bowl Half-Time show all weighing on my mind. You can probably skip this one, but if you do listen, I owe you one! How about a stronger episode next week? Deal. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 09
Transcribe →My Friend's Boyfriend Has A Secret
Feb 7, 202501:14:49Tap to summarizeWould you stay on a date with someone who showed up two hours late? Would you keep dating a guy who won’t let you see where he lives? Would you survive the most embarrassing first date ever? We’re tackling all of it in this episode, from Garrett’s personal nightmare of a sushi date to some of the craziest Reddit dating stories you’ve ever heard. Plus, a listener writes in with a boyfriend mystery that Garrett helps uncover from a guy’s perspective. If you’re at home, make yourself a drink, settle in and let’s unpack the dating drama! 💔 Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 08
Transcribe →Death to Dating Apps!
Jan 31, 202500:32:07Tap to summarizeIf you’ve ever swiped through a dating app and thought, “Is this really the best humanity has to offer?”—this episode is for you. Garrett rants about the worst bios, the most ridiculous self-imposed dating rules, and the kind of people you should definitely avoid. Plus, it’s time to play Flirt or Flee—a new segment where we decide which red flags are tolerable and which ones deserve an instant block. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 07
Transcribe →Four Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Four Dollars
Jan 24, 202500:38:50Tap to summarizeDo you ever have a week where the vibes just seem…off? That’s how this week went for Garrett. Getting pulled over, an outrageous dentist bill, and an unexpected life lesson about when to say “No”. In this episode, Garrett explores the highs and lows from a strange week, tying it all together with a reminder to keep moving forward—even when life says, “Not Yet”. Need advice? Need to rant? Want to know if you (or they) are the problem!? Send it into the show and it may be read in an upcoming episode! If shared, first name and town may be read out loud on the show, you can also request to stay completely anonymous. Send your questions and stories to podcast@garrettlexell.com Please support the podcast by sharing with family and friends! Follow the socials, y’all ⬇️ Instagram - https://instagram.com/garrettlexell X - https://x.com/garrettlexell Threads - https://www.threads.net/@garrettlexell Website - http://www.garrettlexell.com The G Lex Podcast Ep. 06
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