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Chapters:

00:00 Intro & George's Cracked Rib 

04:04 Albert Pretends He Knows How to Drift 

08:00 Getting Banned From Walmart 

10:47 Abandoning George's Bachelor Party 

13:15 Albert Challenges George's Security Guard 

21:57 Their Childhood Was Absolute Chaos 

24:00 Their Older Cousin Got Revenge 

30:00 Growing Up in a Crazy Assyrian Family 

34:09 Albert Somehow Became a Building Treasurer 

42:00 Why Albert Talks to Every Stranger 

43:43 The Security Guard Comes Back 

51:15 Albert Shoots George in the Shower 

53:34 Setting His Mom Up With Sebastian Maniscalco 

57:16 Albert's Insane Memory 

01:00:10 Why George Hates Watching Movies With Albert

01:02:44 Albert's Three-Cat Origin Story 

01:09:49 The Story That Broke George's Heart 

01:14:24 Why George Loves Being Married 

01:15:26 The Off-Roading Disaster 

01:19:57 The Security Guard Finally Shows Up 

01:20:43 Albert Finally Faces the Security Guard