Podcast
The Heartsick Boys
Hosted by Matt Schultz · EN
The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up.
Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O'Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere
Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks
Written and Directed by Matt Schultz
Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner
Mastered by Alex Gilson
Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz
Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry
11episodes
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NEW POD ALERT - The Brother From Raymond (Prologue)
3w ago00:04:02Tap to summarizeSearch “The Brother From Raymond” to hear the new podcast from the creator of “The Heartsick Boys” DAVE IS A 38-YEAR-OLD CARTS GUY IN BENSALEM PA LIVING THROUGH THE WORST 14 MONTHS OF HIS LIFE. THEN HE SEES A LITTLE KID IN A SHOPRITE PARKING LOT SCRATCH HIS DAD DOWN HIS WHOLE FACE. THEN HE FEELS BETTER.Seven short chapters, eight-ish minutes each, 61 minutes total. The definitive story of hope and empathy for our troubled modern times…
Transcribe →Chapter 9: 3-D Glasses
Aug 30, 202400:09:30Tap to summarizeThe end.
Transcribe →Chapter 8: SAINT CRAMP
Aug 30, 202400:06:57Tap to summarizeAnd that’s when everything went dark.
Transcribe →Intermission (I’ll See You Back Here in a Minute)
Aug 30, 202400:01:26Tap to summarizeHey, man. What would you do with a big bag of money?
Transcribe →Chapter 7: Stay Away From Lonely Street
Aug 30, 202400:05:35Tap to summarizeMaybe he’s playing some kind of game. With his friends. Maybe manhunt.
Transcribe →Chapter 6: Disappearances. Cowboys. And a Forest Green Mini Cooper
Aug 30, 202400:06:35Tap to summarizeYou can walk very quietly barefoot. Very gentle.
Transcribe →Chapter 5: Bass Lessons
Aug 30, 202400:05:20Tap to summarizeIt’s not the regular pool triangle rack. It’s that skinnier one.
Transcribe →Chapter 4: Your Forearm is Bleeding. Or, Comradery and Belonging
Aug 30, 202400:02:57Tap to summarizeSo those are some like fat swoops.
Transcribe →Chapter 3: In a Foster Home, Rear-Naked Chokes Spread Like Wildfire
Aug 30, 202400:10:23Tap to summarizeWhereas for me, I get to go home, and I of course have a beautiful family. And I’m in great health.
Transcribe →Chapter 2: A Brief Meditation on Wind Turbine Technicians and the Functionality of a Shaved Head
Aug 30, 202400:06:28Tap to summarizeThey were more like slopes.
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