Podcast
The Hegelian Friendship Simulator
Hosted by John Miklas · EN
The Hegelian Friendship Simulator is a podcast about truths - some objective, some subjective, all 100% buckwild. Each episode, hosts Mik and Verge scour two new Wikipedia articles and the respective WikiHoles they lead down in a valiant but futile attempt to (*reverb*) UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE.
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HFS 42: Missing Presumed Eaten
Jan 20, 202201:00:50Tap to summarizeMik and Verge are muhfuggin' back but it's not entirely like riding a bike. Sorry for the delay folks, we've just been out here L-I-V-I-N. But hell yeah, let's do this again.Fur Your Information: "Wotjek the Bear"Vergel: "Johan de Witt" / Miklas: "Presumed Dead" Wikiholes start at 13:25
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HFS 41: Christopher Lee Latrine Disaster
Oct 20, 202101:18:52Tap to summarizeMik and Verge are BACK and they're swearing off potty humor for good. Ethnic Enclave of the Week: Saint Pierre and MiquelonWikiHoles: Sir Christopher Lee (Vergel) / Erfurt Latrine Disaster (Miklas) / Holes begin at 26:40
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HFS 40: Microwave Ray Hangover Gun
Sep 15, 202101:16:30Tap to summarizeMik and Verge had a baby! Actually just Mik but Verge has been doing cool stuff too. Sorry the ep is so late. We've been busy! Surprise Bad-Ass of the Week: Shail UpadhyaWikiHoles: Havana Syndrome (Miklas) / Manichaeism (Vergel) Wikiholes start at 23:00
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HFS 39: Wonderlic My Balls
Aug 24, 202101:22:12Tap to summarizeVerge and Mik decide what gets to live and why wasps don't.Fur Your Information: Schmidt sting pain indexWikiHoles: Wonderlic Exam (Miklas) / Human Sacrifice (Vergel) / Holes begin at
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HFS 38: And Now for a Sudden and Overwhelming Emotional Release
Aug 8, 202101:34:44Tap to summarizeSorry for the delay! Mik and Verge are joined by an enthusiastic guest who wants to know the last time they actually felt something. Please welcome guest Jimmy for his first appearance but definitely not his last!Surprise Bad-Ass (Sidekick) of the Week: Peter NormanWikiHoles: Faith (Vergel) / Saudade (Miklas) / Holes begin at 24:56
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HFS 37: Right About Now, Funk Soul Eleanor
Jul 20, 202101:43:50Tap to summarizeMik and Verge discuss people famous for their rhythm - Eleanor Roosevelt top of the list.Goooooood Cookin': MateWikiHoles: Eleanor Roosevelt (Miklas); History of Funk Music (Vergel); holes start at 42mins
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HFS 36: Dicks and Docks
Jul 6, 202101:12:42Tap to summarizeMik and Verge get circumcised. "Surprise bad-ass of the week": Jennifer Mee (Hiccup Girl)WikiHoles: Dock Ellis (Vergel) / Prevalence of Circumcision (Miklas) / WikiHoles begin at
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HFS 35: Justinian's Wife Theodora Sounds Chill
Jun 23, 202101:12:08Tap to summarizeThis ep brought to you in Glorious Mono on account of, you guessed it, a technical issue!Ethnic Enclave: Polish HaitiansWikiholes: Nika Riot (Miklas) / Shapeshifting (Vergel) Wikiholes start at 19:23
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HFS 34: Finally an Asian Lady Pirate Movie
Jun 15, 202101:06:58Tap to summarizeMik and Verge inexplicably both talk about piracy.Gooood Cookin': Sonoran Hot DogsWikiHoles: Zheng Yi Sao (Vergel); Missionary Church of Kopimism (Miklas); WikiHoles begin at 22:40
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HFS 33: Join a Band, Not a Cult
Jun 8, 202101:02:32Tap to summarizeMik and Verge are TOGETHER! LIVE! And then not.Fur Your Info: Giant Softshell TurtlesWikiholes: Beautiful Willamette Valley (Miklas) / Shen Yun (Vergel) Wikiholes start at 21:49
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