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The High Files Podcast
Hosted by Shaun Memmler · EN
🎧 Welcome to The High Files — your weekly dose of chaotic curiosity, blunt honesty, and high-minded hilarity. Hosted by Crowy and Memms, we kick things off with a quick hit of The X-Files (yes, we still rate each episode like it’s a fine wine of weirdness), but that’s just the appetizer.
🔥 The real show? It’s everything else. We dive into our lives, our weeks, and the wild world around us—from pop culture meltdowns to cult-level deep dives. One minute we’re unpacking Taylor Swift’s latest headline, the next we’re laughing through the bizarre truth behind the Book of Mormon, or hearing Memms spill what it was really like growing up with Jehovah’s Witnesses. No script, no filter—just two mates riffing on the madness of modern life.
🧠 Think of it as a stoned salon for the everyday thinker: current events, viral drama, dumb news, and the occasional philosophical spiral—all served with a heavy dose of sarcasm and snack-fueled tangents. We’re not experts, we’re not journalists—we’re just two dudes giving the layman’s take on a world that’s getting weirder by the week.
📂 Got a show, story, or topic you want us to roast or unravel? Hit us up at thehighfilespodcast@gmail.com and we might just roll it into the next High File.
👽 So whether you’re here for the X-Files nostalgia or just want to hear two stoners try to make sense of Charlie Kirk, cults, and celebrity chaos—grab your munchies, spark one up, and tune in. It’s weird out there. We’re here for it.
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Poo-Nation: The Chronicles of Road Rage and Tampons
Oct 101:27:24Tap to summarizeThe Ultimate Guide to Pooing in Your Hand: Road Rage Tactics and Other Totally Normal TopicsJoin Crowy n Memms as they dive into the chaotic brilliance of their impromptu podcast sessions. This week, Memms contemplates the ultimate road rage revenge involving a human poo, while Crowy shares his latest adventures in Zelda and Bible reading. Expect detailed discussions about paracetamol-induced autism, dog behavior, corporate buzzwords, and an unexpected prank involving a bloated tampon. Don't miss out on the new podcast format of more scraps and less X-Files; it's all about keeping it high and keeping it real.00:00 Awkward Podcast Start01:02 Impromptu Conversations and Missing Jumpers02:20 X-Files Discussion Begins04:54 Weekly Highlights and Cat Antics06:53 Workplace Rants and Pizza Cravings24:27 Nostalgic Gaming Talk29:53 Cracker Barrel Controversy31:06 Warm Couch Spots and Dog Behavior33:12 Corporate Buzzwords and Values37:39 Dad's Porn Video Follow-Up42:37 Adult Store Adventures43:07 The Porn Industry's Business Model44:01 Defending Paid Porn Subscriptions46:26 Email from a Listener: Why I Pay for Porn48:57 Drawing Cocks for Cash: A Crazy Idea01:04:42 Bible Reading and Noah's Story01:09:45 Road Rage and Tampon Pranks01:22:32 Gaming Talk: Zelda and Borderlands01:24:24 Concluding Thoughts and Weekend Plans
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Honda Civics, Haunted Toilets, and Gypsies — Oh My!
Sep 2401:35:42Tap to summarizeHonda Civics, Haunted Toilets, and Gypsies — Oh My! | The High Files S2E2This week on The High Files, Crowy n Memms are back and ready to talk shop. Buckle up for a wild ride as they recount Memms' haunted Honda Civic story while diving into Season 2, Episode 21 of The X-Files. With voodoo, creepy poltergeists, and dusty old family secrets, this episode gets downright eerie. If you're here for some highbrow commentary, though, better keep scrolling. Between tales of overflowing toilets, derailed conspiracies, and impromptu plunger escapades, the scraps are plentiful and the laughs are guaranteed. Plus, the boys tackle hot topics like Antifa, unreliable toilet plungers, and the perplexing world of adult film stars. It's a hot mess loaded with tangents, but someone’s gotta do it. Tune in for the good vibes and even better banter.00:00 Introduction and Greetings00:48 Podcast Season Recap01:33 Weekly Reflections and Updates03:07 Frog Encounter and Random Anecdotes07:34 X-Files Episode Discussion19:31 Honda Civic Story39:39 Final Thoughts and Quick Questions41:42 Debating Media Ethics and Accountability43:15 The Tyler Robinson Case: Allegations and Evidence44:26 Conspiracy Theories and Generational Language46:35 Discord Confessions and Skepticism50:36 Critical Thinking and Media Influence51:23 Cultural Commentary and Personal Reflections54:17 Humorous Tangents and Personal Anecdotes01:09:57 The Ethics of Adult Entertainment01:23:33 Concluding Thoughts and Future Topics
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Smoke Break Shenanigans: X-Files, Piercings, Charlie Kirk and the state of the world
Sep 1901:04:24Tap to summarizeSmoke Break Shenanigans: X-Files, Piercings, Charlie Kirk and the state of the worldCrowy n Memms return from a hiatus with a fresh format, focusing more on random scraps and less on the X-Files. This week, they dive into Season 2, Episode 20, but quickly get sidetracked discussing broken wrists, septum piercings, soulless retail jobs, and even impromptu awards. They touch on heavy topics like mass immigration and the recent tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk in Utah, but keep the laughs coming with off-beat humor and making everyday small talk sound extraordinary. Join them for a slice of their bizarre, weed-infused world – and good luck trying to follow along!00:00 Podcast Kickoff and Casual Banter00:36 New Podcast Format and Listener Feedback01:34 Weekly Updates and Personal Stories06:11 X-Files Episode Review: Season 2, Episode 2020:58 Random Discussions and Tangents32:17 Analyzing the Truman Show33:48 South Park Binge and Mormonism36:56 Jehovah's Witnesses and Childhood Memories42:44 Mass Immigration and Cultural Changes48:57 Chitchat Champions Game01:03:39 Final Thoughts and Goodbyes
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21. Someththings happening...... last live react episode forever
Aug 800:48:09Tap to summarizeChaotic Commentary: X-Files S2 Episode 19 - Aging Mysteries and Hilarious TangentsIn this episode of the Hi Files podcast, Crowe and Memms dive into a live watch of The X-Files Season 2, Episode 19. They provide raw, unfiltered commentary filled with humorous tangents and unexpected conversations. As the agents confront an unearthly force causing rapid aging, the hosts intersperse discussions on weekend plans, bizarre personal anecdotes, and a comical debate about a hypothetical curse. The episode wraps up with a critique of the X-Files episode they just watched. Amidst all the chaos, there's still structured analysis of the episode's plot and effects.00:00 Introduction and Banter00:13 Podcast Introduction00:42 Weekend Recap and Random Talk01:55 Humorous Anecdotes10:31 Discussion on X-Files Episode11:57 X-Files Episode Commentary24:52 Rebirth and Hospitalization25:08 Aging and Medallions25:46 The Face-Rubbing Dilemma26:33 Pineapples and Construction Sites27:15 Rapid Aging Curse31:32 Sewage and Survival35:06 The Fountain of Youth39:00 Final Thoughts and Ratings40:24 Curses and Gold45:31 Plans for Tomorrow47:21 Sponsor and Conclusion
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20. its Clickbait and AI has taken over
Aug 801:05:56Tap to summarizeAliens, Zoo Breakouts, and Invisible Elephants: The Wildest X-Files Commentary YetIn this offbeat and unscripted episode, Crowy and Memms react in real-time to The X-Files Season 2, Episode 18. The episode features bizarre occurrences like invisible elephants, a tiger on the loose, and a gorilla that communicates through sign language. As they dissect each scene, the hosts throw out wild theories involving alien abductions, explore the dynamics between various characters, and delve into the eccentric plot twists. With a mix of humor, skepticism, and genuine curiosity, this commentary captures the essence of their chaotic and entertaining analysis of one of the series' more unconventional episodes. They also engage in light banter about snacks, technology, and podcasting logistics, culminating in a final rating and recommendation for the X-Files fans.00:00 Podcast Introduction and Sponsor Segment01:11 Casual Catch-Up and Weekly Recap02:58 Sim Racing Adventures and Penalties04:10 Instagram and Podcast Promotion06:00 Excel Skills and Random Banter09:12 Star Wars and Jedi Discussions14:29 X-Files Episode Commentary31:32 Snack Regrets and Villain Introduction31:41 Suspects and Security Flaws32:12 Night Vision and Financial Troubles32:56 Strange Lore and Escaping Animals34:02 Gorilla with Sign Language36:07 Tiger Attack and Missing Animals39:42 Sophie the Gorilla's Fear46:02 Alien Abductions and Pregnancies56:01 Final Confrontation and Aftermath01:00:31 Episode Review and Closing Thoughts
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Pre marital sex?
Apr 4, 202500:03:45Tap to summarizeI had some thoughts and wanted to test a phone record. I havnt listened back to this, probably dogshit. But you know how we do. Hit us up with ya thoughts, you know the email.
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Its a new format!
Mar 31, 202500:55:31Tap to summarizeThe format’s changing, and we’re diving straight into the action! This week, Crowy n Memms hit play on The X-Files Season 2, Episode 17 and record in real-time, reacting to every eerie moment, unexpected twist, and classic Mulder-Scully tension as it unfolds.No pre-scripted breakdowns—just raw, unfiltered commentary as we pause for analysis, throw out wild theories, and give our instant takes on the episode’s best (and weirdest) moments. Is this the best way to watch The X-Files? Maybe. Is it chaotic? Absolutely.Also, we’ve scrapped The Scraps! But don’t worry—random bonus episodes will still drop for rants, raves, and all the offbeat chatter that Scraps lovers enjoyed. Speaking of which—got something you want us to react to live in between our X-Files watches? Let us know!Hit us up at thehighfilespodcast@gmail.com and join the conversation.
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The Scraps – Episode 18 “Legally Wired (But Barely)”
Feb 27, 202500:33:12Tap to summarizeHave you ever been vacuuming and desperately wished for just one more damn powerpoint? Yeah, same. This week’s Scraps takes a shocking turn (hopefully not literally) as Crowy n Memms discuss the fine art of "legally" wiring your own house. Is it possible? Sure. Is it a good idea? Let’s just say our conclusions may not hold up in a court of law—or under an electrical inspection.But that’s not all! Somehow, we also end up talking about child labor at McDonald’s, the questionable quality of their standards, and how their food somehow never tastes the same twice. Seriously, how does that even happen?It’s another unhinged detour from the main show, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Got your own DIY disasters or McDonald’s conspiracy theories? Hit us up at thehighfilespodcast@gmail.com—just don’t expect us to fix your wiring or explain why your burger tastes different every time.
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Episode 18 – X-Files SEASON 2 (Ep 16) –“Close Encounters of the Worst Kind”
Feb 27, 202500:35:57Tap to summarizeThis week, Crowy n Memms tackle Season 2, Episode 16 of The X-Files, where an alien crash-lands, and instead of making friends or phoning home, it goes on a full-blown hybrid-killing spree. Government cover-ups, secret experiments, and Mulder doing his best “I told you so” face—this episode had everything. But did it actually make sense? That’s another question entirely.We break down the wild plot, debate whether this alien was just having the worst day ever, and, of course, keep an eye on Scully’s grippers as she somehow stays skeptical yet again.For all the best off-topic chaos, check out this week’s Scraps—where we take things in an even weirder direction (if that’s possible).Think this alien was justified in its rampage? Hit us up at thehighfilespodcast@gmail.com—we’re ready to hear your theories, no matter how insane they are!
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Episode 17 SCRAPS - “Shroom With a View”
Feb 13, 202500:36:05Tap to summarizeThis week’s Scraps takes a psychedelic turn as Crowy n Memms ponder one of life’s greatest "what ifs"—what if taking mushrooms let you literally relive your past? Would you go back to your best day ever? Fix your most embarrassing moment? Or just use it to remember where you left your lighter?Things get deep (and also really dumb) as we debate the logistics of time-tripping, the potential for getting a bad trip and other tangents.It’s another ridiculous, hilarious, and slightly unhinged detour from The X-Files, but that’s what Scraps is all about. Got your own wild theories? Hit us up at thehighfilespodcast@gmail.com – just don’t expect us to remember them if we ever get our hands on these magic time-shrooms.
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