367: HoneyDew with Y’all | Best Lowlights of 2025 with Tom Segura #367 | Full Episode

Summary

The HoneyDew with Ryan Sickler

Episode 367: HoneyDew with Y’all | Best Lowlights of 2025 with Tom Segura

Release Date: January 5, 2026
Guests: Tom Segura, Kirsten, Mike Frampton

Overview

In this wild, hilarious, and often jaw-dropping “best of” episode, Ryan Sickler welcomes comedian Tom Segura to revisit some of the most outrageous, disturbing, and unforgettable lowlights shared by real people on The HoneyDew with Y’all in 2025. As always, Sickler and guests dig into tales of misfortune and mayhem, embracing the mantra that laughing at life’s low points is essential. From airborne stalkers to prison yarmulkes, horrific accidents to awkward sexual escapades, this episode encapsulates what The HoneyDew does best—celebrating the strange, dark, and human side of adversity.

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Notable Segments & Stories

1. Tom Segura’s Updates & Opening Banter

• Timestamps: 03:25–08:02
• Tom talks about his new Netflix special (“Teacher”), the upcoming season of “Bad Thoughts,” and an independent film (“El Tigre”) in the works.
• Funny exchanges about embarrassing kid nicknames and parents paging their children in public.
  • “Were they came hauling it like power walking, I’m like, oh my god.” – Ryan (07:13)

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2. Airborne Arson & Helicopter Stalking

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #224
• Timestamps: 08:51–15:13

Story:
Dylan Taylor recounts how his mom’s friend’s boyfriend—a volunteer firefighter—burned down his own house for insurance money to fund helicopter flights, which he used to stalk his ex-wife.

• “I’ve never heard someone stalk somebody in a helicopter, dude.” – Ryan (09:33)
• “He burned his own house down for the insurance money to fund his helicopter to continue stalking his wife.” – Mike Frampton (10:46)

Memorable Reactions:

• “Never heard of an aerial stalking. Never. Right? Never, bro. It’s always on the ground.” – Ryan (13:15)

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3. The Magic Yarmulke: Jewish Prison Currency

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #234
• Timestamps: 16:03–20:13

Story:
Jared Clickstein, a former Skid Row resident, shares how, during his time in prison, he leveraged a yarmulke (“Jewish hat”) as a good luck charm that Mexican and Nazi shot-callers would wear during gambling for its “magical Jewish powers.”

• “You got Nazis wearing yarmulkes and eating kosher meals in jail—get the f*** out of here, dude!” – Ryan (17:40)
• Segura and Sickler riff on the bizarre prison economics and hypocrisies.

Insight:

• Power and prejudice become fluid in dire situations: “It all depends on where you are at the motherf***ing time.” – Ryan (17:57)

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4. SWAT Call: The End Table Dildo Incident

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #???
• Timestamps: 22:40–27:09

Story:
Tyler, a SWAT ground unit medic, shares the time their team was called to extricate a man who had impaled himself on a monstrously large, end-table–mounted dildo—and was completely stuck.

• “How big is the dildo? …It was so far inside of him, so big, we couldn’t get him off of it.” – Mike Frampton (23:29)
• After failed attempts, the fire department saws off part of the table, and the man is transported face-down, the dildo still lodged, with the wood attached.
• “He came back with gift cards and a gift basket to the PD for helping him out.” – Mike (25:55)

Memorable quote:

• “Imagine being hauled out of your house, face down, with—it’s clearly sticking out of your ass.” – Kirsten (27:02)

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5. Dark Turns: Suicide by Birth Tape & Missing Eyes

• Timestamps:
  • 28:07–30:39 (Suicide story)
  • 32:06–34:39 (Eye gouging fight)

Suicide While Watching a Birth Video

• Sarah Smith’s story: Her mother’s drug-addicted boyfriend kills himself while watching her birth videotape (he is not her biological father).
  • “He shot himself in the face while watching the video of my birth.” – Sarah (28:39)
  • Analysis of the creepiness, confusion, and dark humor.

Eye-Gouging High School Fight

• Jason Jerry Prickett’s story: He is the guy whose eye was gouged out during a high school fight recounted on a previous episode.
  • “My eyelids were completely shut and my optic nerve and my eye were sitting on my cheek.” – Jason (33:01)
  • Both Sickler and Segura are floored by the violence: “Never heard of a high school fight...where both eyes get targeted.” — Kirsten (34:13)

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6. Tinder Date in Nazi Land

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #254
• Timestamps: 36:23–40:58

Story:
Mitch, fresh out of Navy training, finds himself on a Tinder date with a woman whose home is decorated—without warning—with Nazi and Confederate paraphernalia, including swastika throw pillows and flags.

• “You want to come in? You sure?” – Woman
• “She walks back in wearing a robe with a swastika and a confederate flag tattooed... Did he still f*** her? He did.” – Kirsten and Ryan (39:04)

Reaction:

• “I’ve been there, I’ve been that horny too… but there’s no way in hell…” – Ryan (39:09)

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7. Father’s Day Dirt Bike Scalping & Tom’s Real-Life Paramedic Story

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #233
• Timestamps: 41:15–47:47

TJ Himes’ Story:
On Father’s Day, TJ’s dad has a dirt bike accident where a missing safety pad leads to being reverse-scalped by the handlebar.

• Graphic details: “The flap of his scalp… made like a wet noodle suction sound.” – TJ (42:42)

Tom Segura’s Real Life Encounter:
Tom recounts finding a drunk, helmetless motorcyclist after an accident—whose head split open and “flapped” when he sat up. - “When he sat up, the top of his head—flap. Like a toupee, a joke almost.” – Tom (46:03)

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8. Kansas City Chiefs Game & An Accidental Miscarriage (Oral Incident)

• Episode Reference: HoneyDew with Y’all #263
• Timestamps: 49:57–52:58

Lonnie Green’s Story:
On a first date after a Chiefs game, Lonnie, while performing oral sex, unknowingly assists in a miscarriage, learning only the next day that he hadn’t encountered just menstruation. - “He ate a miscarriage, dude.” – Ryan (51:43) - “Could you imagine?” – Kirsten

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9. Death Janitor: Hot Tub Soup & Evil Party Tricks

• Episode Reference: Mike Frampton stories, especially #170
• Timestamps: 55:04–61:26

Story:
Mike Frampton, a crime scene and suicide cleanup expert, tells how he and his partner found a long-dead man (weeks!) decomposed into “brown soup” in a hot tub. After “cleaning,” his partner transported the entire sanitized hot tub to his backyard, using it for parties—then revealing its origins and showing crime scene pics to guests.

• “He got sprayed… by like forty jets full of decomp. It went in his eyes, went in his mouth.” – Mike Frampton (58:31)
• “Could you imagine being at a hot tub party… ‘Look at this, this is a degloved hand…’” – Ryan (59:28)

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10. Elective Double Amputation for Symmetry

• Upcoming HoneyDew with Y’all Preview: Bradford Spencer
• Timestamps: 62:18–65:41

Story:
Bradford, a prosthetics tech, tells how a man—after being denied an unnecessary amputation—returns home, pre-dials 911, fires up a band saw, and severs his own arm. Later, he returns to have the other arm electively removed—for the sake of “symmetry”.

• “He said, ‘Symmetry.’” – Mike Frampton (65:20)
• Sickler and Segura process the extremity of the story with a mix of darkness, awe, and humor.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Never heard of an aerial stalking. Never. Right? Never, bro. It’s always on the ground.” – Ryan (13:15)
• “My eyelids were completely shut and my optic nerve and my eye were sitting on my cheek.” – Jason (33:01)
• “You got Nazis wearing yarmulkes and eating kosher meals… Get the f*** out!” – Ryan (17:40)
• “He got sprayed… by like forty jets full of decomp. It went in his eyes, went in his mouth, he’s gagging and throwing up.” – Mike Frampton (58:31)
• “He ate a miscarriage, dude. It’s so disgusting.” – Ryan (51:43)
• “You know what? He did it himself. Did it himself at home. For symmetry.” – Ryan (65:41)

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The HoneyDew Spirit

Throughout these stories, Sickler and Segura emphasize both the absurdity and resilience of the human condition, holding space for the laughter, horror, solidarity, and hard-won lessons found in life at its lowest.

• “No one’s doing what you do, man… these stories are crazy. It’s so unique what you’ve built with this.” – Kirsten (66:55)
• "I am the paramedic now at the party. Here’s another one real quick!" – Ryan (67:13)

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Segment Timestamps (Approximate)

| Time | Story/Theme | |--------------|-----------------------------------------------------------| | 03:25–08:02 | Tom Segura’s updates, opening banter | | 08:51–15:13 | Helicopter stalker/arson | | 16:03–20:13 | Prison yarmulkes, kosher meals, Nazi shot-callers | | 22:40–27:09 | SWAT dildo incident | | 28:07–30:39 | Suicide by birth videotape | | 32:06–34:39 | Eye gouging, high school fight survivor returns | | 36:23–40:58 | Tinder/nazi paraphernalia date | | 41:15–47:47 | Father’s Day scalping, Tom’s real paramedic story | | 49:57–52:58 | Chiefs game, oral miscarriage | | 55:04–61:26 | Death janitor, hot tub decomp, evil party trick | | 62:18–65:41 | Elective arm amputation for symmetry (coming soon tease) |

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic HoneyDew: sick, shocking, compassionate, and darkly funny. If you want a master class in how to turn life’s worst moments into cathartic conversation, look no further.

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For More: Subscribe on Patreon for five dollars a month for full episodes and exclusive content, and watch for the honeydew “Way Back” episode with Ryan’s brothers and other future stories.

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“How do you do with you? You all got the best stories out there!” – Ryan (52:51)

Transcript

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[Ryan Sickler]

Where prohibited visit spin quest dot com for more details thank you guys for over a million views on my new special live and alive if you haven't seen it go check it out now we got a brand new merch store up there's tons of stuff in there including your steve shirts and and the honeydew bucket hats everybody's been asking for go get yours now come see me on the road if i'm in your town when you're around tour dates are on my website at ryancickler dot com the honeydew with ryan sickler welcome back to to the honey do y' all we're over here doing it in the night pass studios i am ryan sickler ryan sickler dot com ryan sickler on all your social media and i want to start this episode by not only saying thank you but happy new year happy new year to every single one of you out there i want to thank you the honeydew turned seven we got a seven year old here and i can't thank you guys enough for your support that's a long time seven years to have a podcast so thank you very much for your support of this show and i'm very excited to tell you guys that this thursday january eighth is the way back episode with my brothers you've been asking about doing a podcast with them for years that is this thursday january eighth tune in for that hopefully you guys have all made it to the live chat by now i'm in there with you we're going to get this episode started i'm very excited to introduce this guest here you guys all know him ladies and gentlemen tom seora hey now welcome back to the honey hey hey it's great to have you here it's good to be here congrats on everything going on tell everybody whatever you you got a lot of new so go yeah so.

[Kirsten]

The the new special teacher is on netflix right now you went with teacher yeah streaming now can i we can.

[Ryan Sickler]

Cut this out if you want is he cool with it he doesn't know he do you think he's gonna be cool cuz he changed that name i was very clearly what i was i.

[Kirsten]

Say teacher he gets real fired up the latest is you know a nickname for his name's julian and like the.

[Ryan Sickler]

Nick that is why you're doing it.

[Kirsten]

Right yeah yeah but like a nickname for julian is juju so i call him that but he's also at the age now that if i say it in public he'll be like don't call me that in public really yeah he's embarrassed he's like call me julian do.

[Ryan Sickler]

You sell him stuff like juju smith schuster i can't say his name i.

[Kirsten]

Haven'T showed him that but he's just he it's clearly a in house only name for him and right now he's.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like stop saying the clinched teeth is.

[Kirsten]

He gets so pissed he's like shut.

[Ryan Sickler]

The fuck have you done this yet you got boys i just did this to stella recently she was my buddy jim was you know jim and his daughter they're they're we're in a grocery store and they're not coming we're calling them they're not coming so we say you know we're going to do we went up to the front yeah said to the lady hey our girls are messing around they won't come can we get on the horn here and page them out yeah she goes what are their names she couldn't wait yeah she said stella and donna get up here now and they came hauling ass have you done that no dude do a juju and see how juju segore oh my god i'll bet you he power walks with those teeth he will come.

[Kirsten]

And just punch me straight in the.

[Ryan Sickler]

Dick he's violent you gotta page him.

[Kirsten]

In the story i gotta do that that's a great idea that's a great idea he won't like that at all.

[Ryan Sickler]

Were they came hauling it like power walking i'm like oh my god oh.

[Kirsten]

My god what's okay so we got teacher teacher's out on netflix streaming now i got well season two we're going into production this month of bad thoughts so that'll come out later this year and then lt gray the movie we shot over the summer last summer will come out i don't know what sometime this year so i'm not sure the what the distribution will be for it but it'll come out later this year.

[Ryan Sickler]

Is that cinematic release are we going to be able to get that both.

[Kirsten]

Ways or it's kind of going to be up to these distribution companies so i don't know if they're going to end up you know we would love a theatrical release i think a lot of people you know ultimately that's what you want if you make a feature but it could end up just on a streamer who knows well i'm so.

[Ryan Sickler]

Happy for all your success thanks buddy i'm glad to have you sit here with us yeah me too so we're going to go over some of our favorite highlights of the patreon honeydew with y' all from twenty twenty five all right now for those of you watching listening this is a five dollars a month it's a cup of coffee a month we've been doing hundreds of these for years now and this next chunk here is some of our faves so we're gonna get started here how do you do with you all episode two two four this was dylan taylor the setup here is it's new year's eve okay okay dylan's mom's friend's boyfriend okay so his mom's friend's boyfriend who is a volunteer firefighter okay at the time.

[Kirsten]

Has a house fire has a house.

[Ryan Sickler]

Fire correct a volunteer firefighter on new year's eve has house fire on new year's eve okay and after that fire investigation it reveals that that fire had been set in three different spots in the so now it's deliberate it's arson.

[Mike Frampton]

Yeah well my mom goes to trial one day and the ex wife comes to trial and it all comes out into the into the playing field about how he's been stalking her like putting tracking devices and stalking her flying his.

[Ryan Sickler]

Helicopter over her house no he's not yeah he is he's just circling around the house in a residential neighborhood by the way he's i've never heard somebody stalk somebody in a helicopter dude tom this is what i'm talking about you like rich guy you like rich guy and we got to start off gently here so the youtube gods allow us to get you down the road talking.

[Kirsten]

From a chopper bro that's just to harass like i'm here just you can.

[Ryan Sickler]

Hear do you how loud and oh my god who knows if he even he's a volunteer firefighter who knows if he even has a way the neighborhood.

[Kirsten]

Knows you're stock i flew in a.

[Ryan Sickler]

Helicopter with you yeah okay i just was at that park the other day and i thought about that yeah yeah and i was like this guy is over the house new year's eve bro like also on new year's eve it's a weird night cuz if i saw that i'd be like oh my god this guy's throwing a hell of a party this he's stalking in a helicopter.

[Kirsten]

When there's a helicopter in a residential neighborhood the neighborhood comes outside everyone's like.

[Ryan Sickler]

What'S going on it's so loud so loud check this out though he burned.

[Mike Frampton]

His own house down for the insurance money to fund his helicopter to continue stalking his wife which stalking charges were in place restraining orders were in place like this was known fact burned down his house to afford his helicopter to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Stalk his wife to stalk his wife yes dude that's the craziest shit i've ever heard yeah that's the that is.

[Kirsten]

One of the wildest stalking stories i've.

[Ryan Sickler]

Ever heard to be so committed to.

[Kirsten]

The bit and to just be like yo this is expensive i got to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Do something new yeah how am i.

[Kirsten]

Going to come up i'm going to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Burn my house where i live and have a roof over my head just so i can keep stalking this lady yeah man this is that crazy this.

[Kirsten]

Bell three hundred seven ain't going to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Pay for itself what do you think listen one night if i just want to take my helicopter up one night and fly it out of the airport over that c sack what's that going to run me you think i mean ten fifteen grand no i mean well.

[Kirsten]

Everything else depends on the the actual aircraft you're talking about but i mean you're always going to be talking about thousands like it's always going to be.

[Ryan Sickler]

A few thousand for one trip we're.

[Kirsten]

Talking yeah for sure i mean fuel all of it if you're leasing or whatever renting it from someone yeah it's going to be a few grand at a minimum to go up in like an r forty four for sure like and then like if you're like no i want like top tiers yeah then you're gonna be like that's eight grand or whatever to do that for your one harassment trip you know also i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Wonder if he's only a volunteer firefighter to figure out how to get away with burning the house down so he could fly the helicopter you got i.

[Kirsten]

Wonder if the funniest thing would be if he if he pursued his license just to stalk like he had no interest in it and then he was.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like going into it yeah i'm just.

[Kirsten]

Gonna follow this around what can i do that i could do in a helicopter that way she could never really dip away from me like i could just hover around and just watch her go into stores and then she comes out i'm up here yeah how many.

[Ryan Sickler]

Criminal shows you've watched i've watched i've never ever ever heard someone stalk someone.

[Kirsten]

From a health that's the first i've never heard that either i've heard i've done i've heard the the stories of like you know changing names and disguises and like all of it you know moving somewhere and and misleading people so they don't know that it's you but i've never heard of somebody being like i'm just gonna stalk you from above.

[Ryan Sickler]

Ariel i've never heard of an aerial stalking never right never bro it's always on the ground because the funny thing.

[Kirsten]

Is about about stuff stalking is like if you're doing it the idea that you could do it from the sky.

[Ryan Sickler]

Quiet yeah also it's like yeah it's.

[Kirsten]

Loud as but also you can set up a thing where like this person i'll never lose them because that's how you track like suspects and crimes obviously it's like they just follow you wherever you go and if it's like i'm just following this chick wherever she goes it's the most dedicated.

[Ryan Sickler]

Looking up at this guy just trying to go to.

[Mike Frampton]

Work.

[Ryan Sickler]

That is wild crazy did he.

[Kirsten]

End up getting he ended up like serving time sounds like this is carson.

[Ryan Sickler]

What did they say at the end there they got more charges because there were already some in place yeah the.

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[Ryan Sickler]

That because i don't think i put it in the notes but he actually.

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Left the new year's eve party to go light this fire with his dogs.

[Ryan Sickler]

In the house and then came back that's right he left the party they're at sets his house on fire comes back and it's like oh my god my house burned down and that was.

[Kirsten]

How he afforded how somebody ends up being a stalker is all like i feel like he this must have been like the only person that at one point he connected with right where like you you feel something you've never felt before and then when it ends you're like that ain't over nope like i'm not going back to the dating i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Get on match dot com i'm getting a helicopter i'm going to flight school look up you go see me oh my god it is a hell you know what also i wish someone loved me like that i know someone lovely.

[Kirsten]

I'M sorry i'm gone though you're not.

[Ryan Sickler]

Gone who's that that's my girl what's up she follows me everywhere love you girl and she's just up there doing this it is incredibly she just lands.

[Kirsten]

And what are you doing you're like what the am i doing here so.

[Ryan Sickler]

Much so much work for someone all right that's a good start we're going to move on here now this is honeydew with y' all episode two hundred thirty four guy gentleman here jared clickstein jared used to live on skid row and during this story he was in prison so when he gets to prison he lies about not being jewish okay okay to his shot caller but he decides to come clean because what he learns is that you get kosher meals in prison okay and they're worth a lot of money so in this clip here they give him a yarmulke okay in prison in prison which helps him bridge some unsuspecting friendships i was bunkies.

[Mike Frampton]

With the mexican shot caller so he saw the yamaka he was like hey man what the fuck is that and i tried to hide it and i was like come on you know it's it's just this jewish hat i'm not trying to bring it out and he's like oh it's one of those yarmulkers it's one of those jewish hats and i said yeah and then he was like hey man so like what kind of power do you think that thing has and i was like you know i don't know i don't think it has any power he's like yeah but jews are so good with money it must have some kind of magical powers to it and i just kind of played along and he was like and i you know would you mind if i wore it when i gambled and i said yeah man you can you can wear it when you gamble so he started wearing it while he would.

[Ryan Sickler]

Play dice so this is the mexican shot caller in prison in prison saying you got an advantage hey doc your magic jewish hat let me wear your magic while i'm gambling in prison and he said all right so i was.

[Mike Frampton]

Letting him do that and he was like winning and then the nazis came up to me and they kind of were like hey man why are you letting another race wear your magic jew hat and not letting us wear the magic jew hats and i was like you guys can wear the magic jew hat too like you know i'll let you guys wear it so my friend john john who's a nazi so he you know he's got like swastika tattoos and he wants to wear the hat so so we go play dice i let him wear the hat and it's like this magical scene of like this big nazi with swastik tattoos wearing the the yarmul and and you know shut.

[Ryan Sickler]

The up dude you got nazis wearing yas and eating kosher meals in jail get the out of here dude that is great so did did it ever.

[Kirsten]

Like come back to bite him like no everyone was like that's also that.

[Ryan Sickler]

Just lets you know how much all this is bullshit i know it all depends on where you are at the motherfucking time it's like he was like.

[Kirsten]

A a prison harry potter yeah like and they're like let me hold that wand like that's so crazy that nazis.

[Ryan Sickler]

I hate everything about you and your people so much yeah that's a magic but also you're not on draft picks winning two hundred fifty you're probably getting a burger or some you know what.

[Kirsten]

I mean and you know that if they just rolled rolled well once they're like it's that jew hat it's that.

[Ryan Sickler]

Too and then they all start fighting over cuz the he said why you wear why are you letting another race.

[Kirsten]

Wear that magic i want to wear it even though i hate jews more than anything in the world let me.

[Ryan Sickler]

Wear that hat you also man i'll tell you what that's a that might be the one thing i could lie about maybe save myself in prison right there if it is being jewish and lying about it you would say that.

[Kirsten]

You were or you would if that.

[Ryan Sickler]

Helped me like that i would well.

[Kirsten]

That would the thing is i don't understand how you how like the scariest part to this story is like i think volunteering that you are in fact i would think that that would be.

[Ryan Sickler]

More dangerous well it took him a while but once he realized that not only do i get a better meal but my meals are currency here yeah the magic jew hat was a cherry on top he was just like he wasn't even gonna wear it yeah the mexican dude's like what's that fucking thing.

[Kirsten]

Right there yeah what is that that's one of the magic jew hats and y' all are good at numbers i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Love that the nazis and the mexicans think that it's a magic you got.

[Kirsten]

That banker hat why can i wear.

[Mike Frampton]

It.

[Ryan Sickler]

It'S work though can you imagine if it doesn't yeah it doesn't he's.

[Kirsten]

Getting out he's like i'm leaving it behind you guys just take care of it when you're thinking of numbers and the weather put that shit on see what happens that's the bet i i wouldn't believe that in a movie right yeah if they're not there's if you.

[Ryan Sickler]

Wrote that in people we can't we're not doing that not not one because they would be like prison the worst ones you think whatever and then you're.

[Kirsten]

Like yeah they usually say they take him stomp on it set it on.

[Ryan Sickler]

Fire wipe their ass with it put it back on your head whatever guys.

[Kirsten]

Like i'm gonna play poker tonight i want to wear that special hat y.

[Ryan Sickler]

Yeah where's that jew hat guys wild five dollars a month y' all five dollars a month been like that since day one if you or someone you know has a story that has to be heard submit it to honeydewpodcastmail dot com you can qr code it right here right now go subscribe you got the dollar five tier and the dollar eight tier where you're getting the way back a day early ad free sensor free but bonus content that you're not getting anywhere else up there including the episodes with my brothers all that stuff from the baltimore junkyard series all right this is a guy named tyler wanted to just go by tyler okay so tyler was what was he kirsten a.

[Ad Voice]

Medic at this time he was a.

[Ryan Sickler]

Swats ground unit thank you the holidays.

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[Kirsten]

Swat'S ground unit.

[Ryan Sickler]

This is tyler at the time he's working as a swats ground unit he gets a call from a neighbor okay they hear this yelling but the yelling is so intense that they don't feel comfortable to go check it out themselves so they call the swat team that's how intense this screaming is they're like we're not checking on this person y' all need to get out here not regular cops get the cavalry.

[Mike Frampton]

Out the guy's in the back of the house in his master bedroom and the first thing i see he's sitting he's completely nude he's sitting on the end table feet off the ground i'm like what the is going on so i skipped the looking he has with master carpentry skills bolted a very large dildo into the top of the end table has set on it so far he's stuck and he can't get off.

[Ryan Sickler]

Of it how big is the dildo.

[Mike Frampton]

Like for real we can't i can't tell because it's fully inside of him at this point i could tell you this much it was so far inside of him so big we couldn't get.

[Ryan Sickler]

Him off of it come on dude we're just getting started so you know because they gotta help you can't just.

[Kirsten]

Leave him screaming at him the screaming.

[Ryan Sickler]

Is just him screaming coming next door is this man who has bolted a monster dildo onto a end table and.

[Kirsten]

He feels his bed insides are being.

[Ryan Sickler]

Destroyed wrecked gutted and he is screaming.

[Kirsten]

Have you ever talked by the way to any any emergency room personnel oh.

[Ryan Sickler]

Yeah and they go come on here.

[Kirsten]

Well yeah but they go mo like forty of our work is getting things out of people's asses yeah guys yeah yeah yeah it's just guys putting stuff up their ass and they can't get.

[Mike Frampton]

It out we have this guy grab on both of our shoulders and we're trying to lift him off of it he's screaming worse than work every time we lift him so we're like okay it's just like a knife wound you just don't leave it in and transport they called the fire department who has a saw the fire department has to cut off the top part of the end table but the thing still but the dildo's still bolted in and still inside of him he gets transported face down on the gurney.

[Ryan Sickler]

With a table.

[Mike Frampton]

On his ass.

[Kirsten]

And you see him.

[Ryan Sickler]

Getting loaded face down there's a dildo coming out with a square piece of wood on it you see yeah oh yeah it's so painful the dildo was staying in his ass but they cut the wood so it could come off.

[Kirsten]

It'D be like if like something like this was just plastered to him yes because the do we do we learn how big this dildo is can't see.

[Mike Frampton]

The dildo i still can't see the dildo all you can see is the end table to stand his at this point connected to his ass now but he got transported like that.

[Ryan Sickler]

Now that happens to you yeah what are you.

[Kirsten]

Doing you're reevaluating your life for a while probably big time you're in recovery.

[Ryan Sickler]

Therapy are you moving maybe you're staying in the neighborhood or i think i'm.

[Kirsten]

Moving states yeah yeah right maybe country maybe leave the country you would you.

[Ryan Sickler]

Think someone would want a small footprint.

[Kirsten]

He'S like where's my table i'm putting that back together yeah i need i have a master carpenter so give me.

[Ryan Sickler]

My table not this guy tom the.

[Mike Frampton]

Nice thing the best part about it is he actually brought us gift cards and gift basket to the pd for.

[Ryan Sickler]

Helping him out no he didn't i would never show my face he got.

[Mike Frampton]

A fifty gift card to the regal.

[Kirsten]

Cinema you like movies who likes movies did he tell you the size of.

[Ryan Sickler]

It he said it was huge he said he didn't get to see it but it was massive i mean it had to be if you put kirsten will you just so tom can hear isn't there a part in there where he's talking about the screaming he hears coming up maybe i'm wrong i don't have it in this clip but yeah.

[Ad Voice]

He said i mean he just describes he said it's blood curdling that like they've been to murder scenes yeah he's like i'm swapped never have had it.

[Ryan Sickler]

Be that loud never never he said i've seen people dying in front of.

[Kirsten]

Me he realized that he was like this is good this is good this feels great yes and then it was.

[Ryan Sickler]

Just like i'm in trouble tom the legs off the ground your legs are off the ground he lived and it came back with gift cards and dude.

[Kirsten]

Come bearing gifts that's insane could you.

[Ryan Sickler]

Imagine being out of your hand out a house face down with i mean it's clearly sticking out of your ass.

[Kirsten]

I wonder how many people are listening to this and going like i've been there because there's so many people definitely i've talked to i've talked to er doctors and they're like oh yeah man we pull lamps and toys and all kinds of out of people dudes asses.

[Ryan Sickler]

Swat unit yeah no oh okay all right now this one this one's different takes a dark this this takes a dark turn here this is dark all right this is i mean this dare i say it is bad thoughts is honestly let me get a rogue in my mouth go ahead get yourself one this is from episode two hundred thirty six this is sarah smith sarah smith's mom her drugged up boyfriend okay this young lady comes on her mom's drugged up boyfriend kills himself okay but how he did it is what's weird her.

[Kirsten]

Mom'S her mom's boyfriend boyfriend kills boyfriend.

[Ryan Sickler]

Just remember boyfriend boyfriend this is an adult lady you're about to see her mom's drugged up boyfriend kills him just killed himself okay he kept saying that.

[Ad Voice]

You know he was gonna kill himself and i kept telling my mom as.

[Ryan Sickler]

Soon as you give him all the.

[Ad Voice]

Animals it's over it's over for him and sure enough like two weeks after she gave him the animals he had moved into his friend's trailer and he shot himself in the face while watching the video of my birth nuh.

[Kirsten]

While watching the video of her birth go.

[Ryan Sickler]

Play it i swear to god what.

[Ad Voice]

The video of my birth was in the vcr as he shot himself in.

[Ryan Sickler]

The face this heroin junkie takes himself out watching a video of your birth he's not even your biological father or.

[Ad Voice]

Anything what i'm assuming you want to see my mom's vagina one more time.

[Ryan Sickler]

He'S watching the birth of a dislike.

[Kirsten]

Who doesn't even he's nothing he's a.

[Ryan Sickler]

Boyfriend a boyfriend he's like he's like i'm going to kill my fucking self and they didn't even believe that and then he did that and when they go find him he blew his face out to watching her birth born a vhs of her birth he has nothing to do with the family or anything.

[Kirsten]

He probably steal that vh like he's.

[Ryan Sickler]

There'S so also it's not the first time it's the last time you know it feels you know it feels more.

[Kirsten]

Realistic though is that he thought he stole a different tape you think yeah yeah he was like wanting to watch something else of a and he was like ah i got stuck with this.

[Ryan Sickler]

I don't know how to go got that tape out vcr but there's a lot of questions holy someone else's birth.

[Kirsten]

Someone else's birth i mean or maybe he was just thinking in profound terms.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like but not on the cycle of.

[Kirsten]

Life yeah baby i'm about to die.

[Ryan Sickler]

Y' all remember this you going to remember this i'm gonna leave you with a question dude that is a wild one that's really a weird dark he was an addict not only yeah he was a heroin addict and and i'm i'm assuming maybe he'd seen it before he knew where it was why is that in the vcr who's keeping that in the vcr that's really nobody keeps.

[Kirsten]

It maybe he thought it was beautiful to see a life be born what.

[Ryan Sickler]

If she's right what if he's just like i want to see that one more time one more pussy this is the only thing i got the least sexy this is shot of a ever.

[Kirsten]

Ever history of fluid and all kinds of stuff coming out then a baby then a baby starts crying and that's.

[Ryan Sickler]

My cue up man okay all right we're gonna move on here it was just a fun little dark one for you there this one gets a little dark as well so just gotta give some heads ups out throughout here people get upset if i don't this is from episode yeah yeah yeah you should totally give us a warning i watched that at work work i was in the car my family you know like that two hundred and forty two episode two hundred and forty two jason jerry prickett now what's interesting about this a quick backstory is in episode two one two we're talking about two four two yeah but in episode two one two we had a guest come on and talk about we his name was dustin sane and he talked about a wild fight that he witnessed in high school where a guy got his eye gouged out god well in a high school fight school fight our wonderful universe jason jerry prickett shows up jason is the guy who had his eye gouged oh heard about the story called in and said let me tell you what happened that guy's telling you what happened let me i'm the guy yeah that's a.

[Kirsten]

Little more insight into that not eyesight.

[Ryan Sickler]

Yeah so we'll introduce jason here and he can tell us real quick what happened i'm trying to to get out and then with the other hand i.

[Mike Frampton]

Feel the guy's finger thumb i believe it was a thumb going to to this eye right here and so he started pushing on it so i had to make this decision of what to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Do in that moment because i was.

[Mike Frampton]

About to pass out as being choked out but also somebody had just jammed their thumb you know in my eye the left eye was just pushed back in like he tried to spoon it out but the guy just pushed it back into my head but the right one actually spooned out oh my eyelids were were completely shut and my optic nerve and my eye were sitting on.

[Ryan Sickler]

My cheek get the out it popped out and was just sitting on your.

[Mike Frampton]

Cheek popped out sitting on my cheek yeah.

[Kirsten]

Where'D he go to high school.

[Ryan Sickler]

Dude where is this dude i forget where was it kirsten where were they i can't remember but let me look it up i think i can find.

[Kirsten]

It pretty quick here's what's it's either it's either rural as or in in a hardcore city dude it's there's no.

[Ryan Sickler]

Way this is just they were not around they were trying to get both his eyes out what was how did.

[Kirsten]

He get into this fight like what.

[Ryan Sickler]

Happened he sets up the story and that's what you got to watch y yeah yeah go watch his episode but the guy that's what i'm saying he's like man i saw this crazy fight and not to be a dick with the sight and everything but the fact that jason saw that yeah yeah it was like i'm the guy that got.

[Kirsten]

My eye out is how's his vision.

[Ryan Sickler]

Gone completely gone he has no vision.

[Kirsten]

That eyes gone the other eyes okay yeah i mean we talked about he was like thumbs in this this eyes.

[Ryan Sickler]

On my cheek yeah it's not okay but he had vision in that eye i mean he's yeah dude it got gouged out like high school a high.

[Kirsten]

School fight never heard of a high.

[Ryan Sickler]

School fight you don't just accidentally do that not the two eyes either yeah you know you're you're going for that.

[Kirsten]

Whoever the but the episode details the.

[Ryan Sickler]

The fight yeah details the fight how how it all went down everything god.

[Kirsten]

Race relations are a real problem it's.

[Ryan Sickler]

Gnarly magic jew hat would have probably solved all that dude magic jew hat would have probably solved i can't find what city but it was in texas that that fits that's your neighborhood it.

[Kirsten]

Is a man to take a man's.

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[Ryan Sickler]

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[Kirsten]

Is a free to play social casino.

[Ryan Sickler]

Void where prohibited visit spin quest dot com for more details let me get a breather here five dollars a month y' all how do you do with y' all if you have a story or someone has a story that has to be heard please submit it.

[Kirsten]

Link to this whole thing i gotta hear.

[Ryan Sickler]

This whole story links will be for it'll be all in the descriptions i'll send everything holy so yeah hit the qr code right there sign up now we're halfway through the episode we got another little fun one this is a fun one here okay this one's nice and easy well not as this one's not gruesome okay okay disturbing all disturbing yeah but not gruesome so this is episode two hundred fifty four this guest just wanted to go by mitch so mitch wrote in about a wild tender deal date that he found himself on he was nineteen years old fresh in the navy had lost some weight cleared up some acne and mitch is ready he's feeling himself ready to go brother i gave her a hug that she was like do you want to come in and i was like yeah and she goes are you sure i said yeah of course she's like okay that's exactly how she said she goes okay i walk in and i stop and my fucking jaw just drops.

[Kirsten]

There are.

[Ryan Sickler]

Nazi flags swastikas fucking swastika throw pillows throw pillows dude oh nazi this is.

[Kirsten]

On a first date you want to come in you sure she lets him.

[Ryan Sickler]

Go first you sure he says yeah she goes you go first it opens the door and he's just like what the i found the love of my.

[Kirsten]

Life.

[Ryan Sickler]

We'Re not done bro we're not done yeah you want to go to my room oh i was like yeah and i go in her room listen listen guys don't think with your dick you should not be going into that.

[Kirsten]

Room stop at the living room be.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like i appreciate you of there also at this point that's if i see something like that i'm like there's a redneck back there with a shotgun right now too this this is not some.

[Kirsten]

Jew hats on fire crazy going yeah.

[Ryan Sickler]

Oh wait he went through bedroom confederate flag comforter comforter god damn it confederate flag over the bed she walks back in the room wearing a robe it's a black robe it's not like a nazi robe drop wearing lingerie but right here and right here you got a swastika and you have a confederate flag tattoos.

[Kirsten]

Holy tattoos tom and then did he still did he her he said.

[Ryan Sickler]

He did he said he did he did he said he did he did let me tell you something i have been i've been a twenty what was he nineteen i've been that i've been that horny too yeah yeah yeah there's no way in hell i'm even i'm not even going to look at the bedroom no i see that and i'm like oh hell yeah yeah no no no no you give me a hand job outside yeah let's go back outside.

[Kirsten]

I like you but can we go.

[Ryan Sickler]

Back that i'm getting he met her.

[Kirsten]

On tinder yeah there's no way she leads with confederate flags and i'm laughing.

[Ryan Sickler]

Because when he there's a part of it where he's telling the whole story and she she got mad you know what i mean she's like not another one you know what i mean like.

[Kirsten]

They'Re the problem you got an issue.

[Ryan Sickler]

With this too she got an attitude about it that's fantastic.

[Kirsten]

Oh my god.

[Ryan Sickler]

Have you ever have you ever dated a racist girl you ever date a girl that said racist or did racist.

[Kirsten]

No never not i mean not no not like anything where you start dating.

[Ryan Sickler]

Somebody and all of a sudden you just drop some and you're like god damn no none of that no and.

[Kirsten]

I'Ve also never had someone go you sure you want to come in because i feel like i'd be like what.

[Ryan Sickler]

Do you mean my sure see that's where i start thinking are you a guy yeah you know you know what i mean i'm my mind i don't think if you gave me ten guesses i would have thought nazi throw pillows i didn't even know they had them.

[Kirsten]

I mean i'm trying to like just throw where my mind would go if i walk in and i see nazi paraphernalia everywhere i think i'll just be.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like i'm so scared right now i'm.

[Kirsten]

So terrified yeah i'm scared you know what i left my swastika in the.

[Ryan Sickler]

Car i'll be right back right back.

[Kirsten]

Yeah.

[Ryan Sickler]

All right now this one here is this one's a tough one so this is episode two hundred and thirty three this is tj himes tj himes on all days father's day father's day he's got a dirt bike out there they're all riding around taking turns is.

[Kirsten]

He a kid at the time he.

[Ryan Sickler]

Is okay yes and his dad gets on the bike on father's day the.

[Mike Frampton]

Front of the bike pops up when he hits it when the front wheel pops up quick backstory the padding that goes on the crossbar is on back order and this is kind of important because as it comes up it kind of like i see it kind of land on his head but like bounce off the head hit between two pine trees that he wasn't supposed to go between and everything and then he just like falls to the ground with the bike when this happens he's on the ground and i just run over when i get over there his arm is like a little bit wrapped kind of like laying on the ground just like this right and he's like hey teej my arm hurts and i think it's broke go call nine one one and as i look down i see white of his skull and i realize that the crossbar has hit in the back of his head and kind of scalped.

[Ryan Sickler]

Him forward okay hold on so gave it too much gas padding is on back order bar goes over his head but when it comes back forward it reverse scalps them not but reverse you with me yeah white skull father's day.

[Mike Frampton]

He'S running over so they're sewing them back up and ryan there is a there's a noise that i will never forget it where the flap of his scalp where they were holding it they let it go and it made like a like a wet noodle suction oh.

[Ryan Sickler]

It'S a sick dude oh father you.

[Kirsten]

Know it just takes me back to when i saw that guy with his.

[Ryan Sickler]

Flap open this is what i wanted to say you and your sister i believe found a drunk a drunk motorcycle you were driving and she saw it off in the distance and you were like nah or whatever light a light it's nighttime yeah it's like it's just.

[Kirsten]

Sundown you know it's not super late but it's probably like eight or nine.

[Ryan Sickler]

And we were going far off the road is easy well so we were.

[Kirsten]

Going on a northbound only road and i still remember it so well we're on the northbound only road and she goes there's something back there and i was like no and she was like no we gotta go and i remember being like trying to but she was so insistent and i was irritated because to go see that again i had to take a left on us one take another left at the next street go back just just to go i'm like what are you talking about dude so i was like all right you know i do the turns and then i see what she saw which is a light coming out of a field like a grass tall grass field and i was like that is weird so i pulled over and then i saw that this field had a fence like a chain link fence around it but over on this side it was all down like something had hit it and i was like what is that then i as i walk it she stays.

[Ryan Sickler]

On the road okay so how far you park the car on the shoulder shoulder yeah how far are you walk like how far in i'm probably walking like.

[Kirsten]

Thirty thirty forty yards okay yeah and i see that it's a when i as i get closer i'm like what's that light it's a motorcycle that's no longer running and it's laid over and the light still on so that's why it's like bizarre like you're trying to put together what you're like how is the light coming out of the grass and as you get close you're like oh it's a motorcycle and then your brain just kind of goes oh somebody was just writing this that's why the fence is taking you're putting it together and you look over here and you know whatever twenty yards away there's.

[Ryan Sickler]

A person just one just one person.

[Kirsten]

And that's when she's still standing back and she's just nervous and i i just tell her call nine one one call nine one one and then i walk over to him and he's just laying there i don't know if he's dead and i got so nervous i remember talking to him or yeah i'm going sir sir because i'm so scared yeah i'm like sir sir like that and i get closer and closer and i don't know what i'm gonna see and then i take like my index finger and i just go like touch i'm like and then i started to hear mo like that and that's when i was like okay okay okay i go you know you're in a wreck i'm trying to put it together we call nine one one the ambulance is coming and blah blah blah and then this i go don't move i always knew that you know when people are in accidents you don't right so i'm like don't move like just stay where you are and he's like like like groaning and moaning and then he sits.

[Ryan Sickler]

Up no he sat up he sat.

[Kirsten]

Up and when he sat up the top of his head flaps yeah and.

[Ryan Sickler]

I was like that's why we pulled.

[Mike Frampton]

Yeah i was like.

[Ryan Sickler]

Look at you and it just opened i mean he just sat up you'll never not see that like a top like a toupee like a joke almost joke yeah and.

[Kirsten]

He had long hair and like a.

[Ryan Sickler]

Ball like a no helmet or no.

[Kirsten]

Helmet no helmet and that was just open and i was like ha and.

[Ryan Sickler]

Then is he talking to you at.

[Kirsten]

All no he's just he's so out of i mean he was drunk and he was in an accident and then they you know they medac the helicopter came and like oh how much echo oh man stalker was on his i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Can'T get up there tonight cuz they're.

[Kirsten]

Traffic busy and then i remember i.

[Ryan Sickler]

I was was you there for the when they took them airless no i.

[Kirsten]

Saw i saw it coming and then the cop was like you know telling us to get out of the area and i remember that i had had a drink at my house before we went out there just like one drink and the cop that was telling me he goes hey i'd hate for this to be a thing where you're a good samaritan and you get in trouble and i was like what he's like i can smell alcohol in your breath i was like what he goes yeah you should get out of here wow yeah and i was like okay so i got in the car and i i left and then i was living in la i was visiting florida and months later i got subpoenaed to appear in court for the state versus this guy for his trial and i just.

[Ryan Sickler]

Threw it in the trash and they never heard him i never heard from.

[Kirsten]

Him again yeah you might want to.

[Ryan Sickler]

Edit that out that's a subpoena summons are different you might want to i want to bleep subpoena okay that's what happened to me with jury duty really yeah because i i did a report on al capone in high school and he's one of his quotes was i refused to be judged by a jury of my peers too foolish to get out of jury duty so i was like well how do you get out of jury duty and then the whole answer was you just tell him you didn't get it yeah it just comes in the mail yeah it's not a it's not a subpoena where you're required to show with red letters on it bro i threw my jury summonses away for i i mean can't tell you for how long yeah and then one day i mean red the envelope it looked like a christmas it looked like a christmas card i was like the this and it was like mandatory whatever whatever i get to court and i walk up there's a black lady at the window and she goes got one of these huh yeah well listen and i do the whole you know it's a summons that's a suggestion we'd like you to come to court subpoena i gotta be here so jury summons she goes listen you're not wrong but good luck good luck telling them that dude i got stuck on a three and oh that's the one you almost a month month yeah like a cartel case yeah it was it really was a cartel case and i was on it for three and a half weeks every day i they got my assickler you.

[Kirsten]

Live at five twenty six yeah they.

[Ryan Sickler]

Were doing that where they they write they'd look right at in the eyes and write down that's back when you you would just go i live in the valley like say the city like we don't want to say the city this is public court like what are you doing anyway yeah i i i remember that story and i wanted to hear it again oh my god all right we only got a couple left here for you okay now we're gonna get this this one here is you know it's equally disturbing and also wildly hilarious as all of these are so honeydew with y' all episode two hundred sixty three here this is lonnie green now the setup to this is lonnie met a girl on a day on this day he's talking about okay so he just meets this girl never met her before okay okay what we're about to hear he's like on a date i met this girl they go to a chiefs game okay oh okay go to a kansas city chiefs game and then they go back to his place or her place to full round okay.

[Mike Frampton]

Okay and we start messing around and you know i i went and man i'm just kind of i'm eating a out dude i'm digging in there good trying to do everything i can to get this thing to start shivering quivering on me dude and i'm i'm smacking it i'm doing everything i can to you know just to get get her ass to pop up or something off his bed and all of a sudden dude you know i kind i'm like yes yeah dude my face is getting all wet you know and i'm thinking i'm and i i got something going here dude and i'm like you know and then i got like a chunk.

[Ryan Sickler]

In my mouth what i'm like what.

[Mike Frampton]

The and i'm like well we gotta stop and i'm like putting this out in the trash can and i'm like you know and i really did feel bad for her i did because she she i i was she was embarrassed you know because sure she's like you know i'm starting it's my period it.

[Ryan Sickler]

Must be my period let's stop here for a second i just want to say this that's a rough start that's a rough start yeah i mean this show would not be the honeydew with y' all if it was just that.

[Kirsten]

Right this is that that's something that.

[Ryan Sickler]

Happens period's easy period yeah that's and.

[Mike Frampton]

She calls me she's like hey we need to talk you know about last night and i'm like yeah we probably should so i go out to her her grand grandparents house where she was staying with her grandfolks and she calls me into the bedroom and i go up there and and she's like hey i i wasn't on my period last night and i'm like wait what do you mean you know and she was like i i was pregnant yesterday like yesterday yesterday and i'm like she's like i had a miscarriage last night i'm.

[Ryan Sickler]

Like you kidding he spent chunks of the miscarriage he had a miscarriage in his mouth smacking and doing everything he could because his e i get her and he ate a miscarriage dude it's so disgusting this is what i'm saying about you guys man put your dicks away put your egos away oh my god could you imagine oh god i i couldn't even get over i can't.

[Kirsten]

Believe that she even told him i thought that she might just be like i'm just going to let yeah i'm.

[Ryan Sickler]

Going to leave that as my period.

[Kirsten]

And just be like like goodbye i'll.

[Ryan Sickler]

Never see you again you just met him you just i just met you today we're hanging out all day tonight you're eating my and i have a.

[Kirsten]

Miscarriage in your mouth and then the.

[Ryan Sickler]

Next day i'm like hey guess what yesterday that was actually that yeah some other guy's baby yeah and then if you watch the episode she begins to tell him why she's there and how why you know she left and all that stuff yeah she tells him after.

[Kirsten]

The fact i'm kind of just i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Don'T know what to say i mean come on man how do you do with you how do you do with you you all got the best stories.

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I tell you it ain't easy to bear your soul to the internet it's an unforgiving dick as i always say my god and i would.

[Kirsten]

Love if she called in i found.

[Ryan Sickler]

That story hopefully like by the way and i want i want the i want the what's her name too the the nazi throw pillow date for girl to call in to tell us how.

[Kirsten]

That date went i want her to tell us about how many times she's had bad dates oh man every guy.

[Ryan Sickler]

I want to know about the one that was like yeah finally finally look.

[Kirsten]

What i got right here she's like yeah yes.

[Ryan Sickler]

Oh my god dude munched on a miscarriage okay we have a recurring guest who comes on here his name's mike frampton he's not only one of my faves he's an audience fave yeah we've nicknamed him the death janitor mike's job used to be he was the guy that would clean up the murder scene the suicide after everyone's gone and done whatever cleanup crew stuff that's left yeah that's him him that's him and they see some gnarly listen go watch all of his episodes go watch all these best of shows and go look for the mike frampton ones he's got stories now this one some people have heard some of you haven't but we chose this mike frampton story specifically for you because i genuinely feel like this is some you would do okay so we call this one now mike has been on thank you kirsten he's been on episode twenty six episode eighty four this is from episode one hundred and seventy now this guy's wife has just passed okay they're coming remember they're the cleanup crew yeah so this gentleman in the story his wife has just passed he's having a glass of wine in his hot tub and he has a heart attack and he dies in.

[Kirsten]

The hot tub after after his wife.

[Ryan Sickler]

After his wife passes away he's just trying to relax he has a glass of wine his hot tub has a heart attack in the hot tub he dies in the hot tub all right now we're going to roll the first clip of this here.

[Mike Frampton]

And so when we got there everything was shut off and it was just like a big giant hot tub full of brown soup and so the coroner went out and they would have grabbed the bones out of the soup when we stirred it up a little bit there was there was full hands like de glove the skin the skin all the skin degloved.

[Ryan Sickler]

Off of everything it boiled him he's in there eight to nine hours and after you die and decompose it just falls off you like what's that rhythm what's that guy throwing ribs everywhere right.

[Kirsten]

Now yeah it's like he made like a like he like he smoked a brisket or whatever yeah slow cooked little.

[Ryan Sickler]

A them and when they get there.

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[Ryan Sickler]

Found him which is why oh here it is eight to nine weeks yeah yep he's in there eight so almost.

[Kirsten]

He'S two months two months just sitting.

[Ryan Sickler]

In hot hot water because it's going it's not turning off just one hundred and whatever just cooking that dead ass body and they get there and it's soup and they got to stir it up and he got full wait what.

[Kirsten]

Part you said this is something you.

[Ryan Sickler]

Would do yeah what's the part i would do go ahead kirsten let's hit him with that second clip and then.

[Mike Frampton]

My partner said go and turn the power on so we can start cycling the jets out well the power kicked off because the jets ran like hot or whatever and so when i was like are you sure he goes yeah yeah so i hit this power breaker and i heard the jets fire up but i can't see the hot tub and i hear him gagging and screaming and what happened was we turned the fucking hot tub back on so he got sprayed no by like forty jets full of decomp it went in his eyes went in his mouth he's gagging and throwing up he's getting angry.

[Ryan Sickler]

Could you imagine you're eating that you're eat it's going in your eyes your eyes it's over if it's in your eyes the nose and the mouth you can spit it out it's in your eyes.

[Kirsten]

Bro it's decom it's just decom a two month old dead body soup spray i'm gonna this is making me feel.

[Ryan Sickler]

Sick this is the part where i feel like you would get a this is your twisted sense of humor okay.

[Kirsten]

So let's go this is so we.

[Mike Frampton]

Get this job cleaned up we disinfect the tub as best as we can we fill it up and then fill it with disinfectant because we we needed to dispose of the hot tub take it to the dump it's already disinfected we already took all the stuff in the truck but what does he do with it he has it shipped two and a half hours from our job site to his backyard no because it was a brand new hot tub and he used to have parties at his house and get people in that hot tub and he'd be like hey guess where i got this and then he would start showing them the pictures of.

[Ryan Sickler]

That day the pictures his partner did that can you imagine being at a hot tub bar he's like you know what you're sitting in right now look at this chick you're just having the.

[Kirsten]

Time of your life do.

[Ryan Sickler]

You would definitely do that to somebody she would definitely ruin their day not just tell the story yeah oh yeah yeah but look look at this this is a full yeah this is this is a degloved hand i would kill somebody dude i would fight i would be i would be my first fist fight in.

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[Ryan Sickler]

To see people get depressed groups of.

[Kirsten]

It his idea of a party is see people get look at them all.

[Ryan Sickler]

Freaking out man what's the big deal he's going under let me get that.

[Kirsten]

Yeah.

[Ryan Sickler]

It'S so dark and twisted.

[Mike Frampton]

It.

[Ryan Sickler]

Is so up to do that they ship to his house oh my god can you imagine he's got a screen he's showing it from the hot tub like you know right here right where.

[Kirsten]

That jet is right especially like girls like girls having a good time i got this new bikini he's like check this out you're sitting in a pool of someone's intestines right now man you.

[Ryan Sickler]

Got a new hot tub i sure did oh bro i definitely feel like you would do that to somebody i feel like you would do that to somebody i love that you you thought i would do this for sure for sure just ruin their day ruin a whole a friendship's over once somebody starts screaming what the in that you know it's over like what everybody cleaned it no i cleaned it i cleaned it out it was just a i had it in my eyes it ain't a big deal tr it's just like a.

[Kirsten]

Little dmer pool you know just decomp.

[Ryan Sickler]

It'S so disgusting dude that's really gross man oh it's one of my faves that's mike frampton y' all how do you do with y' all five dollars a month canadian he's a canadian yeah that's one story right he's got hundreds a career of him yeah it's all right now we're gonna wrap up on this here so this episode that we're about to do is currently we're going to tease this week's episode okay okay so this is a brand new episode of the honeydew with you all you're gonna see this thursday his name is bradford spencer okay bradford spencer is a prosthetic tech huh okay and he worked in orthotics and prosthetics and he explains that you can lose limbs or knee prosthetics due to a lot of things disease accidents and very very rarely electively.

[Kirsten]

Lose a prosthetic or lose a limb.

[Ryan Sickler]

Lose a limb limb okay you can.

[Kirsten]

Choose to get a prosthetic over having a limb you could choose a prosthetic because you don't want a limb anymore like i would like to volunteer to lose this limb it happens yeah i've heard of i've heard of this before.

[Ryan Sickler]

So we have a gentleman who comes in to see bradford he says his arm's hurting but no sane doctor is going to amputate without just no reason so this guy goes to an o and p and he asks the doctor hypothetically if someone were to lose an arm where's the best place to lose that arm and thinking nothing of it the doctor tells him about halfway down.

[Mike Frampton]

The arm goes home pre dials nine hundred eleven fires up the band saw.

[Ryan Sickler]

This guy cut off his own arm electively for a prosthetic well you said.

[Mike Frampton]

He was in pain he said he was in a lot of pain this guy's like this person says all right i want my prosthetic we make him a prosthetic this is like over a year long process then this guy basically goes you know what let's go for two and does the exact same no.

[Ryan Sickler]

Dude yeah and he made himself a double amputee willfully we wanted to know.

[Mike Frampton]

The answer to the question just like you do so we were like hey man weren't you in pain like on that one side like like why why.

[Ryan Sickler]

And hold on why do you think.

[Kirsten]

I feel sick right now dude i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Feel actually this is what it's like on your show dude this is what.

[Kirsten]

I feel so emotionally sick right now.

[Ryan Sickler]

This guy willfully cut one arm off.

[Kirsten]

The only thing that i the only like thing that occurs to me is i know there's there's like psychologically there's people who want to be like cared for and and have a desire you know there's people who are like i want to be blind or like they want that that charity case yeah some some sort of being yeah being cared out i mean that's the only thing that i don't understand why anyone would want to lose their limbs so i.

[Ryan Sickler]

Don'T know especially both of them both electively yeah i'm not gonna go do a proper i'm gonna pre call nine one one i'm gonna go home i've got a band saw and i'm gonna put my arm right in that thing.

[Kirsten]

Yeah and you know that like maybe with a clean cut of a band saw the hospital's like all right we can try to reattach it he's like no no i don't want that nah.

[Ryan Sickler]

It'S an accident yeah then they're like well why the would you do it twice to two your arms yeah and.

[Mike Frampton]

He said symmetry.

[Kirsten]

I don't like it to be.

[Ryan Sickler]

The hand goes with it bro you know what i mean i.

[Kirsten]

Want to look good like wallpaper i don't want it to be a little off in this section that's crazy dude.

[Ryan Sickler]

It did it himself did it himself at home how it's the most painful way and you can't drug yourself up if you do you could fall slip cut i mean there's so much that goes into the thought of all of these episodes that you guys do i.

[Kirsten]

Want to go home dude i mean.

[Ryan Sickler]

I appreciate you being here today thank.

[Mike Frampton]

You.

[Ryan Sickler]

Feels good oh my god i.

[Kirsten]

Just want it to look right it's like when you get a suit tailor.

[Ryan Sickler]

Even yes yeah one leg longer than the other one man can you do the hem a little wild dude wild thank you for being here tom segur.

[Kirsten]

I wish i could say thank you for having me you're welcome.

[Ryan Sickler]

Guys honeydew with y' all on the patreon it's five bucks a month eight dollars a month we only have two tiers eight bucks a month you get the way back early everything's all sensor free ad free you get premium content on that eight dollar tier you're not getting anywhere the baltimore junkyard series is coming up you will see that this thursday so this thursday you got a lot going on you got tom segura right now on tuesday this thursday you got this episode of the patreon that we just showed you and you got the way.

[Kirsten]

Back the baltimore junkyard no one's doing what you do man no one's doing a show like this it's so unique what you got what you you've built with this unbelievable these stories are crazy listen and they're just endless and they're out there and it's just you doing i think it's the best idea it's crazy though it is nuts i am.

[Ryan Sickler]

The paramedic now at the at the party yeah where i'm like here's another one real quick i want to tell you i think i might have told you this one before but this poor gentleman he's on one of the best ofs he wanted to commit suicide and you know for a while you don't and then when he finally said no i am he willfully laid down on some train tracks in front of a train that was coming and woke up in the hospital and he woke up legless because he laid on the wrong side of track how do you do with y' all guys five dollars a month yeah it's a true story it's on the best of episodes go watch all the best ofs on the honeydew support the special support the honeydew support tom segura you got the new movie yeah sometime in twenty twenty six you got a new special right now special's.

[Kirsten]

Out and the series will come back teacher teacher's out right now on netflix and bad thoughts season two will come.

[Ryan Sickler]

Out later this year did i i really appreciate you sitting across yeah doing.

[Kirsten]

This it was a lot of fun thanks for having me i gotta go.

[Ryan Sickler]

To church thank you guys we'll talk to y' all next week.

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