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Charles
Oh, stories. Real stories.
Announcer
And murder too.
Charles
Turn out your legs. Turn them out. Good evening. Come in, won't you?
Announcer
What's the matter?
Charles
Surely you're not nervous for African car
Lady Jane
By drinking
Charles
we are meant to call from out of the past. Stories strange, weird tales of mystery and
Announcer
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Charles
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Announcer
excitement tension of these magic play ladies,
Charles
our latest series to turn off your radio.
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This is the horror Old fashioned fear since 2007. Every Saturday at relicradio.com if you'd like to help support this and all of the relic radio shows, visit donate. Relicradio.com or click on one of the links in the show notes. My thanks as always to those who have. We're going to hear from Lights out this week. A series that aired primarily between January of 1934. In August of 1939 it returned through the 1940s, usually as a series of rebroadcasts over NBC or CBS, depending on the year. The story we're gonna hear today first aired in July of 1937. The broadcast we'll hear today is from September 7th of 1943. Here's Lord Marley's guest.
Announcer
Ironized Yeast Presents Bites out everybody.
Arch Oboler
It
Sam
is later than you
Lady Jane
think.
Announcer
Lights out brings you stories of the supernatural and the supernormal, dramatizing the fantasies and the mysteries of the unknown. We tell you this frankly. So if you wish to avoid the excitement and tension of these imaginative plays, we urge you calmly but sincerely to turn off your radio now.
Arch Oboler
This is Arch Ovaler House guests in the days before rationing and if they didn't wear out their welcome were an interesting part of our social lives. But tonight we bring you a story of a most unpleasant and unexpected guest who came to visit Lord Marley. But first, for ironized yeast, Frank Martin.
Sam
Help.
Announcer
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Sam
Waiting, waiting, waiting. Who does the man think we are? I'm asking. It's like I said to you before
Charles
we got in here. Try to do a man like his lordship a favor and you'll get it in the neck. That's what I said, and you remember.
Sam
Well, I'll give him five more minutes to do us the honor and then it's off. I am. I want to look at my nets before the tide changes, that I do. Oh, well, all I'm after is to warn him. Then me Durie's done.
Charles
It's wasting time. He won't believe you.
Sam
You mark my words. Won't believe me. And me almost losing my boat to the thing. His lordship will say it was the time. Now, you listen to me, Joey. I've been fishing in these waters here for more years than you got brains in your head. And I'm telling you it was a.
Charles
It's his lordship.
Sam
Boy looks to be in a blinking temper now, don't he?
Charles
Well. Well, what is it?
Sam
Oh, is it? If it pleases your lordship, my name is Sam.
Charles
I know who you are. You're the fell I caught poaching rabbits last night.
Sam
No, wait a minute. No, wait a minute. You didn't catch me poaching nothing. It's an honest fisherman I am, I'll have you know.
Charles
How honest are you? Well, let me tell you, I never forget a place. And if yours isn't the place of the rogue.
Sam
Oh, the rogue, is it? Yeah, that Joey calls me the rogue.
Charles
Fine one he is to be talking. Why, you, you, you. You impudent scoundrels. Out of my house.
Sam
Out of my house. But, your lordship, we want to tell you.
Charles
You tell me nothing, you thieving ra.
Sam
Oh, it's tha. Now, is it? For two pins, lordship, or no lords. That nose of yours so flat it looks like a.
Charles
Get out of here. Get out of sea.
Lady Jane
What is the matter?
Sam
We're not scoundrels. You'll coat your. He was only trying to warn him that he.
Charles
Not another word.
Sam
Out.
Charles
Out, I say.
Sam
Come on, Sam, let's get out of here. Calls himself if he's a gentleman.
Charles
Get out, I say. And if you dare trespass on my property again, I'll have the law on your th. Next, the both of you.
Lady Jane
There's no need to shout, Charles.
Charles
Why, they're gone, the infernal rascals.
Lady Jane
But I don't understand. They spoke of coming here to warn you.
Charles
Warned me? Nonsense. Some infernal scheme that I Didn't even give them a chance to reveal. Loafers spoiled by the government dole.
Lady Jane
But I know those men. They're from the village. Good, honest fishermen.
Charles
Honest da no good. Not one of them. And if they keep up their infernal impudence, this community is going to lose my trade. You can depend on that. We'll never spend another season here. Not if I have anything to say about it. Confounded rascal's warning me.
Madeleine Kaye
All right, all right.
Lady Jane
We'll drop the entire matter right now. What I can't understand is where's that guest of yours? You said he'd be here by 10 o'. Clock. Look, it's almost noon.
Charles
Yes, my guest. My guess. True, true.
Lady Jane
What is it, child?
Charles
I didn't I tell you.
Lady Jane
Tell me what, dear?
Charles
My guest. It's not a man.
Lady Jane
No.
Charles
Madeleine K. You've heard of her?
Lady Jane
Madeleine Kaye? No, I am afraid not. Who is she?
Charles
Well, it's a matter of business. I couldn't arrange to be in the office, you know, because of our little outing. So I asked Mr. K to come here. Pay frightfully large fees, these Americans, you know.
Lady Jane
Americans? Won't you please tell me who she is, Charles?
Charles
Why, surely you know her. The cinema star.
Lady Jane
Oh, the big blonde wench we saw in that bang bang gangster picture.
Charles
Oh, now, now, don't talk like that. I forbid it.
Lady Jane
But the picture was definitely a bang bang gangster picture. My dear child, while remember to stay distinctly, at least seven of the gang men, as Americans say, bit the dust.
Charles
You have the most outrageous sense of humor. I'm speaking of the woman my client.
Lady Jane
Oh, you mean she isn't a blonde wench?
Charles
Really, my dear, your choice of words is sometimes most inappropriate. The woman is definitely an artist. And. And my client.
Lady Jane
Oh, yes, of course. But was it necessary to have her come here?
Sam
Why not?
Lady Jane
Well, this is our home.
Charles
But I told you, it's most important that she consult me. Her financial affairs, you know.
Lady Jane
No, I don't.
Charles
But I'm trying to tell you. Great Scott. Jane, you're not going to be difficult. Just because I invited a client out here, confounded silly suspicions.
Lady Jane
Now, just a moment, Charles. I have no suspicion.
Charles
Well, your attitude.
Lady Jane
And. I have no attitude. You've invited this woman here on business. And I assure you I'll do everything in my power to make her stay as pleasant as possible. Will she be here for dinner?
Charles
Well, to tell you the truth, weekend fortnight. You know how those Americans are pushing.
Lady Jane
Fortnight. Very well, Charles. I'll go and tell Jenkins that he should. Charles. Charles.
Charles
Here I am.
Lady Jane
Apparently, your guest has already arrived. Child, you better go out and welcome her.
Charles
Yes, yes, of course. Oh, you coming along?
Lady Jane
Of course.
Madeleine Kaye
Careful of that luggage you id. If you scratch it, I'll.
Lady Jane
Honey, did you save her fort? My child, she has enough luggage piled up in the tonneau of that roaster for a permanent invasion.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, child, how nice. You've come out to your doorstep to welcome me. Just like a feudal knight or something.
Charles
Well, by George. Madeleine, it's good to see you.
Lady Jane
Madeleine.
Charles
You said something?
Madeleine Kaye
No.
Charles
Oh, yes. Madeline, this is Lady Jane.
Lady Jane
How do you do?
Madeleine Kaye
How do you do? Charles, tell me, what do you think of my new car? It's nice, isn't it? You see, I did take your advice.
Lady Jane
You must be tired after your trip, Ms. Kaye. The roads aren't any too good. Tired?
Madeleine Kaye
I'm never tired, am I, Charles? You ought to know. Tried to walk my feet off around the deck. But I wore you down, didn't I?
Lady Jane
Oh, you met on shipboard during Charles trip to America.
Charles
Madeleine, you must be tired. A rest before tea, perhaps.
Madeleine Kaye
Rest? With all that beautiful ocean right there at the end of the lawn? I should say not.
Lady Jane
Swim.
Madeleine Kaye
Just what I need. Charles, why don't you get out one of your little boats and take me out there in the middle of that blue water so I can take a dip?
Charles
Well, I. That is to say, of course, you'll
Lady Jane
do as Ms. Kay asks. Charles, get out the skiff while I show her to her room. I'm sure she'll want a change before bathing.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, yes, I always use a bathing suit while the sun's shining. Run along, Charles, and get the boat out. You and I have all sorts of talking to do, haven't we, darling?
Charles
Yes, yes, of course, of course.
Lady Jane
This way, Ms. K. Jenkins has already taken your things up. You'll just follow me?
Madeleine Kaye
Sure, why not? Last place I saw stares like these was on a set in Hollywood. I've always wanted a place like this.
Lady Jane
It's very pleasant here during the summer months. Breeze coming from over the bay all the time. It's really quite nice.
Madeleine Kaye
Plenty nice.
Lady Jane
Right in here, Ms. K.
Madeleine Kaye
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Lady Jane
This is the afternoon off for the maids. I'm sorry, there's none here to help you. But by the time you get back from your swimmer, I'm sure one of them will be back.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, it's all right. I've got a bathing suit right in this case here. I think I can get in myself if I hold my breath.
Lady Jane
I. I did want to talk to you talk?
Madeleine Kaye
Go right ahead.
Lady Jane
No, you want to dress?
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, stick around. We're all girls together. What's on your mind?
Lady Jane
You. You are very pretty.
Madeleine Kaye
You're not as old as I thought you'd be.
Lady Jane
You met my husband for the first time on the boat coming back to England.
Madeleine Kaye
Blasted blankety catches of all the rotten luggage. There, that does it. Now where's that doggone suit?
Lady Jane
You did meet Charles for the first time on the boat, didn't you? Yes, of course.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, am I putting it on in the wrong places?
Lady Jane
Will no business keep you in England very long.
Madeleine Kaye
Long, I should hope.
Lady Jane
Why have you come here, Ms. K? Charles invited me.
Madeleine Kaye
Didn't you know?
Lady Jane
Why have you come here?
Madeleine Kaye
What do you mean? Is, madam, are your intentions strictly honorable? I played a part like that once in stock and was I lost. Terrible.
Lady Jane
Why don't you answer me directly?
Madeleine Kaye
Okay, why not? What have I got to lose? Even if you pass along what I say to Charles, he won't believe you. He's a gentleman. Or is he?
Lady Jane
Tell me.
Madeleine Kaye
What is there to tell? You guessed it like a man. Charles thought you wouldn't, but I know you would.
Lady Jane
It's been going on ever since he met you.
Madeleine Kaye
You catch on fast, don't you?
Lady Jane
You are cold, sister.
Madeleine Kaye
When you've been around the way I have, you get to know all the answers. And you make up a couple of new ones too.
Lady Jane
But Charles over 20 years older than you.
Madeleine Kaye
And with 20 million more dollars than me.
Lady Jane
But you're wealthy.
Madeleine Kaye
Ah, press agent stuff. I am on the skids as far as Hollywood's concerned.
Lady Jane
I. I beg your pardon?
Madeleine Kaye
Scared. You know a one way street leading down? Oh yeah. I wouldn't talk like this to my own sister. But as long as you and me got our hair done, what's the difference? The truth is I'm just about washed up in pictures. Not that I can't act circles around many of those little they got out there.
Lady Jane
But it's just that.
Madeleine Kaye
Well, I was way up there. Now I'm on my way down. That's that.
Lady Jane
So? So you met Charles on shipboard and fell in love with him.
Madeleine Kaye
Love?
Lady Jane
You love.
Madeleine Kaye
Well, I'm sure not crying. But I am going to marry him.
Lady Jane
You what?
Madeleine Kaye
I said I'm going to marry him.
Lady Jane
My husband.
Madeleine Kaye
He won't be long.
Lady Jane
You either have a poor idea of humor. You're absolutely insane.
Madeleine Kaye
Now I suppose you'll pull the line about my husband loves me. He'll never leave me.
Lady Jane
He won't leave me.
Madeleine Kaye
No.
Lady Jane
I know Charles. There have been Others.
Madeleine Kaye
But he never invited any of those others to his home, now, did he? But he did invite me. And I'll stay here as long as I please. And in the end, I won't be the one to go.
Lady Jane
Why do you say such horrible things?
Madeleine Kaye
Not so sure of yourself anymore, are you, Lady Jane? They never were as pretty as I am before, were they? And they never knew their way around the way I do now, did they?
Lady Jane
You'll go. I won't permit you to stay.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, really, Charles wouldn't dare.
Lady Jane
Oh, already?
Madeleine Kaye
Come on in.
Charles
Well, what a charming, charming picture you made.
Madeleine Kaye
Yes, I think so too.
Lady Jane
Charles, could I speak to you alone?
Charles
No, not now, Jane. I want to take Madeleine for a sail before the wind changes. Come, Madeleine.
Madeleine Kaye
Right with you, dear. See you later, Jay.
Charles
Better take my arm, Madeleine. These old steps quite steep, you know. After all, I wouldn't want anything.
Lady Jane
Oh, child,
Charles
There he goes.
Sam
Sam. Aye, I see. But we ought to warn him. I tried. You saw what I got. Fair booted me out of the place.
Charles
He's got his lady with him in the boat.
Sam
His lady? Where's your eyes? That ain't her ladyship. Her ladyship's a lady. She wouldn't be wearing like that. Yellow and not enough of it to o let him sail out there. Why should I warn the likes of them? No, thank you. I'll not waste a breath warning him or her. Not a breath,
Charles
Adrian.
Madeleine Kaye
Now, Charles, steer the boat.
Charles
I'd give anything.
Madeleine Kaye
Anything.
Charles
Name it.
Madeleine Kaye
Not now.
Charles
What's the matter?
Madeleine Kaye
That wind. Where did it come from?
Charles
By George, the sun has gone down.
Madeleine Kaye
No clouds yet. No sun. What kind of a place is this, anyway?
Charles
Yes, it is strange.
Madeleine Kaye
I thought I'd go swimming. Oh, come on, turn back. This is about as much fun as walking in a graveyard.
Charles
Jove, I'm sorry.
Madeleine Kaye
Sorry.
Charles
We becalmed. And I forgot the oars at the landing.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, nice going. So, what do we do now? Camp out here in the middle of the ocean until the scouts come after us.
Charles
You have a delightful sense of humor.
Madeleine Kaye
I'm getting a chill that isn't so delightful.
Charles
I'm juicingly sorry. Here, put my coat around you. Lovely.
Madeleine Kaye
The wind hasn't cooled you off any, has it? What was that?
Charles
What?
Lady Jane
Do you hear it? Like a fish.
Madeleine Kaye
You don't have whales in these parts, do you?
Charles
Whales? By Jove.
Madeleine Kaye
There it is again.
Charles
Yes, I heard it.
Madeleine Kaye
The waters are smooth.
Charles
Oh, fish jumping, probably. Oh, this is cozy. They calmed at a very opportune time, if I might say so.
Madeleine Kaye
Yeah, I can't very well walk home, can I?
Charles
Anything for you.
Madeleine Kaye
You'll have your chance.
Charles
Anything. What is it?
Madeleine Kaye
I thought I saw that rope up there at the bow or whatever you call it.
Charles
Move rope?
Madeleine Kaye
Yes. Squirm. Sort of imagine that. I haven't had a drink in a week.
Charles
But there's no ropes at the bow.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, yes, there. There is two.
Charles
Charles, it's no rope.
Madeleine Kaye
Then what is it?
Charles
I. I can't quite make out.
Madeleine Kaye
It is a rope. It is a rope, I tell you.
Lady Jane
It is.
Charles
I. I'm not quite sure.
Madeleine Kaye
Another one.
Lady Jane
Charles, look.
Madeleine Kaye
Another one came out of the water.
Charles
Oh, it's moving.
Madeleine Kaye
Moving down along the deck. Charles, how can there be snakes out here?
Charles
Not snakes.
Madeleine Kaye
What's the matter with you? What are they?
Lady Jane
Look, there's two of them. Slimy.
Charles
There's another. Thick as a man's chest. And another one coming out of the water. Oh, no. It can't be. It can't.
Madeleine Kaye
What is it, Charles?
Lady Jane
What is it?
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure none of us would mind a little time for breathtaking in this amazing story. Lord Marley's guest.
Sam
Yes.
Announcer
Before returning to the play, let's consider the reality of a wartime problem that affects you.
Madeleine Kaye
No, I simply won't go to the service men's dance tonight. Who'd want to dance with me anyway? Since I've lost so much weight? I don't look like anything. I'm so in itch and tired out again tonight. Can't eat. I just know I'll lie awake till all hours. The same as last night. Honestly, I'm worried about myself.
Announcer
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Madeleine Kaye
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Announcer
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Madeleine Kaye
Maybe I should try ionized yeast tablets.
Announcer
By all means do. If you're short on vitamin B1 and iron, then see if pretty soon you
Madeleine Kaye
aren't saying how grand it is to feel good again. How glad I am that I took ionized yeast tablets.
Announcer
And now back to tonight's play, Lord Marley's guest.
Sam
In it. Sam, hear it I, I, I hear it.
Charles
There's trouble out there.
Sam
But what I'm asking, I can't see. They're too far off. Too far off. Oh, listen to her, Sam. It can't be. What else in the devil's name can it be? Lord, forgive me. I should have warned him. Dirty pride or not, I should have warned him. I should have warned him.
Lady Jane
Fisherman.
Charles
Sam. It's your ladyship.
Sam
Running this way, Lord Alpha. What can she do for him?
Lady Jane
Fisherman. Help me please, Lord.
Sam
Help you. Mom, what can we do?
Lady Jane
He's falling to us. What is? Sam and Men. Get into your boat. We've got to get out there and help them. Listen to him. Oh, I Help him. Mrs. Men.
Sam
All right, all right. Come ahead. Mom. Sam, have you lost your head? You're not going out there. Stepping forward, Mom. Watch your steps. Sam, you're bummy. It's the death house. There. Hand me that. Off. John, cover.
Madeleine Kaye
Off.
Sam
Sam, you can't be going out there. You was the one that warned us off and now you're going out yourself. Sure, I'll show you off. But I'm coming with you. Good man, Joe.
Lady Jane
Hurry. Hurry that.
Sam
We will dig yours in deep, Joe. Deep. It is himself as you wait out there. But here we go to meet him. Faster, Sam. Go faster.
Charles
Back of me. Madeline, stay back of me.
Madeleine Kaye
Horrible things reaching out. You've got to tell me what they are. What? Tell me.
Charles
Behind us. Look.
Madeleine Kaye
No, no. Those snake things crawling toward me. I've got to keep my eyes on. If I watch them, they can't hurt me. Yes, that's it. If I watch them, they can't hurt me.
Charles
Watch out.
Sam
Watch out.
Madeleine Kaye
Answer me.
Lady Jane
You can they hurt me?
Madeleine Kaye
What are you staring like that for?
Charles
Now, Now I know. I know what it is. It eight arms coming out of the water. The body must be beneath.
Madeleine Kaye
What are you talking about? What body?
Charles
Its body. There. He was seeking the boat. It's holding on with those horrible arms.
Lady Jane
Arms?
Madeleine Kaye
What are you raving about? Snakes. Slime me wanted snakes.
Charles
No, not snakes. I'd give my soul if there were. They're arms. It's arms.
Madeleine Kaye
Stop saying that.
Charles
It's arms. And it's waiting. Waiting underneath the sea for us. Waiting for us.
Sam
Help. Help.
Charles
Somebody help.
Lady Jane
What is it?
Sam
Help.
Lady Jane
What?
Madeleine Kaye
Tell me.
Charles
Devil fish. An octopus. Larger than the boat. Suckers on its tentacles.
Madeleine Kaye
Oh, my leg. One of those crawling things on my leg. Get it off.
Lady Jane
Get it off my leg.
Charles
I can't punch it. I can't punch it. Let's go. Let's go.
Sam
The Boat. Turn it over. They're fighting. They're fighting something in the water.
Lady Jane
No, we can't let him down.
Sam
No, no, no, we can't. It's a devil fish. I. I see it, too. It's arms. They're longer than the mast of the boat itself. The tide's taking us right into it. Get at your o, Joe. We'll get out of there.
Charles
Yeah, we let go of ours.
Lady Jane
Mama. No, I won't let you come.
Sam
Let go of the o, woman.
Lady Jane
I won't let you. It'll kill us, too. The octopus is killing them.
Sam
Not killing them. Playing with them like a cat with a mouse.
Lady Jane
Oh, no.
Sam
Lifting them up in those great slimy arms and then dropping them back in the sea again. Drown. I held him under and drowned him. Oh, no.
Charles
Drawn him up again.
Sam
See, I have. But what. Oh, no. What is it? What is that terrible thing that's lifting out of the water? It's Ed. See? It's bringing the body toward its. Ed. It's going to. No, no, don't look, Mom. No. No. He's dead anyways. Mom. Joe, let's get out of here. Come on for it. Wait. The woman. Let's let her go. The woman. I. She's swimming for it. This way. This way. No, no. Let's get out of here. Get up the oars, man.
Lady Jane
No way. Too late for him. But we can't leave her, Right?
Sam
We'll get you, miss.
Lady Jane
She's too tired to swim anymore.
Sam
Feel so, fish.
Lady Jane
Well, hurry.
Sam
Come on, Sam. Put you back to that oar. We'll get you, miss. Bring her around, Sam. Grab her, quick. Aye, that I will. Got you now. Up you go. Over.
Madeleine Kaye
Up.
Lady Jane
Come in.
Sam
Watch it. Well, that's it. In you go now.
Lady Jane
You're safe now. You're safe.
Sam
Look. He's gone, eh? The monster. The devil fish. Gone under the water. Quick. Put the girl down there in the bow and let's get out of here before he pulls us down. Right.
Lady Jane
It's all right. You're safe enough. He'll say if I tell you. No, no, stop saying it. What is it? Why do you start? We've got to get ashore. The woman hysterical.
Sam
Shame.
Charles
Something is holding the boat back now.
Sam
No, it can't be. We're almost at the beach. And look over the port side. What?
Lady Jane
It's the octopus.
Sam
No, it's underneath the water, holding us back.
Lady Jane
Horrible black thing.
Sam
Come on into the stern with us.
Lady Jane
But she.
Sam
Another arm.
Charles
I push it down.
Sam
Beat it off with your oar, man. Oh, stay back. You Poor. Twisted the ore right out of my head.
Charles
Look, another arm. And they're all removed.
Sam
Moving up towards her.
Lady Jane
She doesn't see it.
Sam
She thinks she's safe around her neck it's wrapping around.
Charles
Dragged her over. The boat's free.
Sam
Free, I tell you, free.
Charles
It's let go of us.
Sam
We'll get away. But. But why should that be. Dragged her over and let us go.
Charles
Ay, that's so. Picked her right out of the boat. And now the water's so calm and clear. And look, the sun's come out.
Sam
Huh?
Madeleine Kaye
Ay,
Sam
and his lordship and the blonde one. Dead. Dead under the sea. What say you, Mom?
Lady Jane
Dead under the sea. Better so.
Announcer
Well, Mr. Ober, all I've got to say is
Arch Oboler
that brr is certainly an expressive one, Frank. But before we talk of birds, I do want to thank June Deprey and Joseph Granby and Mary Jane Croft. And now speaking of brrrs, I think it reminds all of us that there's a strange icy hand of retribution which apparently eventually seems to catch up with evildoers right at the moment. A man by the name of. What was it again? Oh yes, Mussolini is remembering that. And now, Frank, after you've had a few words, I want to come back and tell our audience about a play which we're going to do next week. May I go on record right now as saying that I am looking forward to next week's lights out with a. Well, with more eagerness than I have to any play of this series. I'll tell all of you about that as soon as Frank Martin says a few words for iron ig.
Announcer
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Arch Oboler
Well, a man can write a play with his tongue in his cheek or with his heart or with his mind. I'll say. Quite frankly, I wrote next week's play with heart and mind because it's a play that I wanted to do and I know you'll want to hear. It's not the usual lights out play by any means. It's intended for even those in your family who may not be particularly interested in the mysterious and fantastic. So have the entire family listening in. Yes, children too. Next week when we broadcast a story of the future. Your future.
Announcer
Yes. Tune in next Tuesday again for Arch Ober's story of the future. And if you need more vitamin B1 and iron, be sure to try ironized yeast. But remember, there's only one ironized yeast. You'll know it instantly by the yellow and orange package and by the big letters IY on the container and on each tablet.
Charles
Is greater than you think.
Announcer
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Podcast: The Horror! (Old Time Radio)
Host: RelicRadio.com
Episode: Lord Marley’s Guest by Lights Out
Date: July 11, 2026
In this episode, "Lord Marley's Guest" from the famed radio drama Lights Out, listeners are transported to the eerie English coast, where a tense domestic drama is interrupted by supernatural terror from the deep. The episode masterfully blends social jealousy, class tension, and unnatural horror, as a houseguest proves more unsettling than initially expected. The story conjures brooding dread, culminating in a chaotic, deadly encounter with a monstrous sea creature.
"Lord Marley’s Guest" masterfully weaves elements of class, jealousy, and supernatural terror into a single suspense-filled story. A city’s elite are brought low not by scandal or social ruin, but by an ancient monster from the deep, sealing the fate of Lord Marley and his brazen guest. Lady Jane’s measured, almost cold response to the horror serves as a biting coda on betrayal and retribution. The result is an enduring episode of Lights Out that keeps listeners shivering—long after the radio has been turned off.
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