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The Horror Virgin
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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and lots of irreverent fun. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram at @HorrorVirgin
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439 - Hell House LLC 2
4d ago01:16:23Tap to summarize“It’s clearly haunted. You dodged a bullet. Don’t chase that bullet down.”This week’s scariest movie is... Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel. This film has everything: hotel-fucking ghost hunters, rocket-scientist sex magic, And selectively enforced body-cam rules. If you love drop-ceiling gallows, Go Fish jam bands, and arguments held safely outside, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: ObsessionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →438 - Independence Day
2w ago01:56:07Tap to summarize“Alien King George can go fuck yourself.”This week's scariest movie is... Independence Day. This film has everything: Fruitopia Breakthroughs, Dolphin Wives, And a movie so good there is No Way it's a Michael Bay Film. If you love 90s smoke shows, holy pigeon plot logic, and alien ship nipples, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Independence Day? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Hell House LLC II: The Aberdeen HotelSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →437 - Mars Attacks!
3w ago01:21:48Tap to summarize“We are not going to win against people who smoke nukes.”This week's scariest movie is... Mars Attacks! This film has everything: aggressive Martian accents, capitalist bike baskets, And cape-couture command structures. If you love failed cow barbecues, fully glazed donut prophets, and trickle-down chandeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mars Attacks!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Independence DaySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →436 - Apollo 18
4w ago01:10:08Tap to summarize“Rocks are only hard if you're touching them.” This week's scariest movie is... Apollo 18. This film has everything: B-52 moon crabs, "landliens", And Lennart Ruth’s space steakhouse. If you love Party City strobe lights, moon-cavern Nazis, and cameras with first names, this episode's for you! Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community. What did you think of our episode on Apollo 18? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter Up Next: Mars Attacks!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →435 - Life
Jun 1501:23:54Tap to summarize“This is 40 minutes of story in a two hour bag.”This week’s scariest movie is... Life. This film has everything: terribly timed funerals, aliens in trucker hats, And a starfish Borg. If you love space claw machines, Goodnight Moon emergencies, and quadrupedal animal debates, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Life? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Apollo 18See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →434 - No One Will Save You
Jun 802:03:24Tap to summarize“Have you heard the good news about Space Pope?"This week’s scariest movie is... No One Will Save You. This film has everything: nine-hat endings, tall gray nerds, And Raccoon and Fat Squirrel chaos. If you love memory noodles, miniature-town murder weapons, and UFOs with Cheesecake Factory menu vision, this episode’s for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on No One Will Save You? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Life (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →433 - Alien: Resurrection
Jun 101:54:03Tap to summarize"This sets up that the alien universe has a space Pope."The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Alien Resurrection. This film has everything: space’s least safe weapons program. Vengeful raccoon xenomorphs. And lava being asked to do ice’s job. If you love loose hybrids, Space Pope theology, and science that loses a fight with basic temperature, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Alien Resurrection? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod Twitter.Up Next: No One Will Save You (2023)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →432 - Mother!
May 2501:25:08Tap to summarize“Worst Danzig biopic ever.”This week’s scariest movie is... Mother! This film has everything: Another, another testament of Jesus Christ, Monkey Ghosts, And an anti-Jesus TED Talk. If you love Sunday School pamphlet subtlety, Sherwin-Williams therapy sessions, and Garden of Eden doorknob murders, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Mother!? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Alien: ResurrectionSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →431 - Constantine
May 1801:48:35Tap to summarize"Battlefield Earth for Christians.”This week’s scariest movie is... Constantine. This film has everything: the would-be Nick Fury of the Christian Expanded Universe, John Constantine the Baptist, And your parents’ smug satisfaction. If you love holy brass knuckles, kitty-powered trips to hell, and fake relics with real confidence, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Constantine? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: Mother! (2017)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →430 - Exhuma
May 1101:25:10Tap to summarize“Did you just read me a recipe for snake oil?”This week's scariest movie is... Exhuma. This film has everything: three foxes in a trench coat, Pavlov’s chicken, And a demon so powerful even an atheist won’t open the coffin. If you love salt-smashing rituals, sweet-fish, and dirt sommeliers, this episode's for you!Please Subscribe, Rate, and Review The Horror Virgin to help more people discover our community.What did you think of our episode on Exhuma? Tell us on social media @HorrorVirgin FB/IG, @HorrorVirginPod TwitterUp Next: ConstantineSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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