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Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out.
Kyle Dunnigan
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Joe Rogan
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know who wrote that pop quiz? Who very famous person wrote.
Joe Rogan
What is that from? What? What show is that from?
Kyle Dunnigan
70S.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Begins with an S. Stanford and Son. Yes.
Joe Rogan
Who wrote it?
Kyle Dunnigan
You're not gonna believe it. Quincy Jones. Really? Yes. And if you hear the whole song, it's a really good song.
Joe Rogan
I used to love that show. Sanford and song was fucking great.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was funny.
Joe Rogan
It was funny. Ridiculous. Red Fox was the man.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was so funny on that. I actually didn't like that theme song.
Joe Rogan
Here we go.
Kyle Dunnigan
When I first heard.
Joe Rogan
That was back when sitcoms were sitcoms.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, that one was like way. I felt like way better. Like Three's Company sucks if you watch that now. That was like the number one sitcom. Sneakers on is still good.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You know what's underrated? That I really never gave a chance.
Kyle Dunnigan
Wait, I want to get Bang Theory.
Joe Rogan
I it up. Sorry.
Kyle Dunnigan
I would have said Big Bang Theory.
Joe Rogan
It's a good show. I used to on it because I saw clips with.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know how you do retake where they're not.
Joe Rogan
No laughs.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
But that's. You know what that is? That's like retakes. When you work on a sitcom, sometimes you have to do pickups and I.
Kyle Dunnigan
Actually don't know, but yes.
Joe Rogan
Oh, you do pickups and nobody knows anymore. Nobody does it anymore.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Ms. Pat is like the only person I know with a sitcom.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. I couldn't one sitcom.
Joe Rogan
Think about all the comics we know. I know one comic with a sitcom, Ms. Pat. And it's on a streaming. It's on BET.
Kyle Dunnigan
And that was everything when we. When I was first starting, like your whole thing was like, you have to get a sitcom or you don't have any money.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Well. Or you're never going to have a career because you needed. There was no way to get people to come see you in the clubs unless you had a special or unless you had a sitcom.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. And I remember Zach Galifianakis. I was pilot season. Remember that whole thing?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
That was huge. Like pilot seasons coming up.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Everybody would be in town for pilots.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Everybody would be like a special kind of anxious.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because your whole fucking career was laying on this moment where you walked into this room and there was these weirdos, these casting people. There were always really socially bizarre people.
Kyle Dunnigan
And like tired and mad. They've seen some people and it's always a tiny.
Joe Rogan
And you. They are the Kings. And you are a peasant begging for a bowl of soup.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yes. And when you walk in, they know they don't want you.
Joe Rogan
Like, they also know you're broke.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. And you desperate. That desperate energy.
Joe Rogan
You want them to like you. Hi. Hi, guys. What? Want you to like me is what it is. Oh, death.
Kyle Dunnigan
I didn't get any. I never got a sitcom. I auditioned probably for a thousand. I. I don't know why someone didn't say, this isn't. You're not good at this. No one told me.
Joe Rogan
You could have been a Big Bang Theory.
Kyle Dunnigan
Ironically, I could have been.
Joe Rogan
You would have been a fucking major get.
Kyle Dunnigan
I would have been a huge get for that show.
Joe Rogan
Would have been a lot better.
Kyle Dunnigan
I had actually. I did get one of them. Now, this is store. Let me tell you this story, okay? So I go in and, you know, you get, like, a callback. Okay. First casting director, and then you're like, please like me. Then you, like, call back and like, oh, they like me. Second call back. Now I get, like, real nervous. Like, I'm like, it was a show. Happy family. Have you hear that?
Joe Rogan
No.
Kyle Dunnigan
Little nugget.
Joe Rogan
What year are we talking about?
Kyle Dunnigan
2003. Long time ago. That guy Larroquette was on it.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
I remember him saying he was, you know, eavesdropping on the set. And he goes, my friend Don told me that on my gravestone, it should say, it's not a great plot, but Larroquette's in it. He told that funny joke.
Joe Rogan
Boy, he was. The John Larroquette show was on the same lot as I was when I was filming Newsradio. And Lenny Clark, who's a good friend of mine forever Lenny was on that show. And, you know, I'd run in the landing, the parking lot, we'd talk, but we would watch their feed. John Larroquette would, like, yell at people.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, that's you. The feed is always. They forget there's a feed.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. People are screaming, but no one had a cell phone back then. You know, we're talking the 90s. So this is probably 94 or something like that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it was a bizarre scene, man. I never adjusted to being on television. Never did.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's a good gig, though. I mean, that was like.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to not do it anymore once I did it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And I had the best version of it. I had the best version of it. Hilarious cast, brilliant writers.
Kyle Dunnigan
What was that?
Joe Rogan
The stress of it. It was just like. I just wanted to do stand up, you Know, get to.
Kyle Dunnigan
Because you're getting a little famous. And then you have eight lines.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
And you said they could do whatever you want. And you're like, blah, blah, blah.
Joe Rogan
Listen, as far as. That was also the problems. I knew I was never going to get another sitcom like News Radio. The other sitcoms that I read for were fucking garbage after that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Did they want you to do some. Something after?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, there was a few opportunities. I had a couple of development deals to do stuff. But then when Fear Factor came on, my first thought was, like, yes. No actors.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I didn't have to deal with, like, the whole thing. Like, the whole thing of the schmoozing and the, you know, going to these award things and these parties and these press junkets that you had to do. It's like. I didn't like it. Yeah, it just felt. I don't know, it was just weird, you know, I never auditioned for anything. Like, I auditioned for a couple commercials in New York. I auditioned for two shows. Ever hard.
Kyle Dunnigan
Bring it back to my Larroquette story.
Joe Rogan
Don't go to your Lara Ket story.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, no, I want to hear this. I'm just. I want to say out loud, because I set up a story and then I didn't finish it.
Joe Rogan
So I got this show when I was living in New York. It was called Hardball, and I came out here to la.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, wait a minute.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it was a baseball show.
Kyle Dunnigan
I. I remember Jim Brewer was in.
Joe Rogan
The pilot with me. Mike Starr from Goodfellas was in it.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't know that guy.
Joe Rogan
Bruce Greenwood, who was in Star Trek. He's been in everything. He's a great actor. He was in it. He was like the older pitcher that was like my nemesis. Terrible show. Terrible show. Like, so bad.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think I saw, like a.
Joe Rogan
Like, so bad.
Kyle Dunnigan
The intro of it or something. I remember Hardball.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It lasted six episodes. And then the other show that I got was News Radio. And it was the only other show I auditioned for. It was just so. I'm so. Everything else I auditioned for was, like, movies and stuff that I never got. And there was a couple of shows after News Radio was over that I auditioned for that I didn't get. But it was just like. It was so bizarre. So when I would go to these auditions for other things, it wasn't that big a deal because I was always already on News Radio. So it wasn't like if I didn't get these things, it was like, this would be okay, but it was like, still the anxiety of that like, I had money and it was still like, oh, this is awful. Like, this whole thing is so stressful and so weird and everybody's so fucked up because you get a bunch of people that desperately want attention and then you go there to this place where you're surrounded by people who are desperately want attention in Hollywood. And then you have this one moment in front of these people and they're looking at you like this. Okay. Kyle.
Kyle Dunnigan
Hi.
Joe Rogan
So you're reading for Bobby? Correct.
Kyle Dunnigan
I love the script. So funny.
Joe Rogan
You know, Bobby's an athlete.
Kyle Dunnigan
Did they. No. I can do all the thing. Whatever you say, I can do it. I'm good at it.
Joe Rogan
Right. Okay. Tim here is going to read with you. And Tim, like, can barely read. It's always like some padamine could barely read. And you have to like, pretend like you're having this emotive moment with Tim.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm so glad I don't have to do that.
Joe Rogan
It was the worst. But some people love it. Some people. Look, man, we're comics, some people are actors. They love it. Like McConaughey, that dude loves like pouring himself entrepreneur role, getting psychotic about who the character is.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. I wish I. If I could go back, I wish I looked at those as like. Someone said this as like an opportunity to perform instead of like, I'm trying to get something right. I didn't. I was just desperate. Like, I had no money and I was like, I have to get this.
Joe Rogan
I will say though, if you're on a sitcom that has really good writing, it's fun as shit. Newsradio was fun.
Kyle Dunnigan
How did you said you just got it. How did you just.
Joe Rogan
Just. I had a development deal within NBC and they were gonna do. I was gonna do my own show, but they had a sitcom that they were already greenlit and Ray Romano was on it and Ray was like the maintenance guy. And Ray got fired during the pilot, which is like the best thing that ever happened to him. He goes on to do the Raymond, Everybody Loves Raymond. And it's fucking huge. Bigger than news radio ever was. So like, he. He gets fired and another guy got hired and then he got fired. So I didn't feel bad because I'm friends with Ray. I love Ray.
Kyle Dunnigan
I bet you that part just was not good. It wasn't the actor's fault because you audition and then.
Joe Rogan
I don't know what it was. It's like, you never know what they want. Like when Paul, the guy who created it, Paul Sims, is this brilliant guy who worked on fucking Larry. Hbo. Larry Sanders. Thank you. He worked on Larry Sanders. He was a brilliant, brilliant guy. And he did a very clever thing. Like in the. The auditions. Yeah, the first audition I read for, it wasn't funny, like, on purpose. They wanted to cut out all the people who are hamming it up.
Kyle Dunnigan
Right.
Joe Rogan
I was like, oh, my God, this writing is nothing. So I'm like, I don't know what this is. So, like, you know, the NBC asked me to go in and read for it. I memorized this stuff. And I was like, I don't even know what I'm saying. This doesn't make any sense. So I go in and I do it. It's like, real flat. And I say, thank you. And all of a sudden I have a callback. And then they send me the callback sheets, and it's hilarious. And I was like, oh, whoa.
Kyle Dunnigan
I wanted to see if you could turn something, because that was a thing.
Joe Rogan
That everybody hated, was the hammy, Hammy sitcom actor. Come on, Bobby, what are you doing?
Kyle Dunnigan
You're. You're good at that.
Joe Rogan
I've seen a lot of those guys, so they wanted to avoid that. And so then, you know, they. They had a call back, and it was just like me and two other guys. And these two other guys look like they just got back from Vietnam. They were sweating. They're fucking pale in the face.
Kyle Dunnigan
That makes you confident, right? When you see someone nervous, you're like, oh, okay.
Joe Rogan
Super confident. I looked at these guys like, oh, they can't handle pressure. And I sat back on the couch and put my feet up on the coffee table, like a. Yeah, you did. Yeah. While I was waiting, we were in the waiting room. I was looking at these guys panicking, and I was like, just us?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yeah, I got this. I had. I just did, like a. A sketch show. One of the rare things I got. And the guy. I was so out of my mind, nervous. And I could hear in the door, this guy not doing good, panicking. And I just got calm. And I was like, oh, God.
Joe Rogan
Nice. So good.
Kyle Dunnigan
Then the show got cancelled.
Joe Rogan
Well, they all get canceled.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. 90% of them don't. Maybe even more. Right. Don't do.
Joe Rogan
Most of them never make it to a second season, and definitely most of them never make it to syndication. They, you know, they go a few episodes and then they get canned.
Kyle Dunnigan
I was on Go ahead.
Joe Rogan
No, I'm just saying if the production company's not making money, the network's not making money. It's not getting ratings.
Kyle Dunnigan
I was in a situation. It Was Cedric the entertainer presents. It was a sketch show, and it was like. I was.
Joe Rogan
I remember that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I. I joined mid season.
Joe Rogan
What year is this?
Kyle Dunnigan
2003. And I. Big year for me. So I. I get there mid season. They're like, we need a white guy to, like, pick on, you know, I was the token white guy. And Louis CK Was a writer. It was like, a great fricking show. And this. He got into, like, a fight with the fox. Here's where I knew things were downhill now. I didn't sell my car. I had a really. And I'd pull up to, like, the good spots, and it was like, Lamborghini, you know, and then. And it wasn't just a shitty car from, like, the early 80s. It was like, I had, like, four accidents. It was just a chunk. And I just was like. And so broke in a tiny apartment. Like, let me just see if I can. But it seemed like this was a hit show. It was doing well. Okay. So that's, like, first thing. First sign. It was like, hey, there's a fox party tomorrow. And I was like, oh, cool. I made it in Hollywood. So I go to this thing, and I'm like, where's Cedric? And like, oh, he got into a big fight with the pet. A fox. He told me he was a douchebag or some. Some fight. And I'm like, that doesn't sound like a good idea to get. So I'm like, it'll be fine. So then this is. We were about to go on right after American idol, which was, like, the biggest show in the world. So we're like, get ready for the rocket ship. And then this guy put Wanda psych show took Cedric off the air for, like, six weeks to put Wanda psych. Not there, but, like. Yeah, to move the spot. So Wanda show it after. And then Wanda's got amazing, you know, views. So it gave them excuse to cancel Cedric, even though Cedric was a hit. It was like a fu.
Joe Rogan
Cedric seems like a nice guy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he was very cool. Nice to me.
Joe Rogan
How. What happened?
Kyle Dunnigan
He did get on the phone during my audition, though. At one point, I was in the middle of auditioning. He was like, yeah. And it was kind of a casual call. It was clear, like, not an emergency. I just, like, power through. But he was very cool. Good guy.
Joe Rogan
But there's a different, like, culture of stardom versus people that want to be on a show. Like, you. You're not the equal.
Kyle Dunnigan
What do you mean?
Joe Rogan
Like, if you're auditioning for a show and the. The guy who has the show is in the room. There's this weird. You know, what is that? Number one in the call sheet? There's a documentary about black actors. And it's not. Not black actors. It's just actors period. In general. Like, I experienced that a lot in the news radio days with guys who are big movie stars and they would like big time you in the weirdest way. Like, you couldn't just say hi to them, you couldn't hang out with them. There's a few guys that just like, they were just really gross. And then there was guys like John Ritter, who was like the nicest guy in the world to everybody, right? Nicest guy in the world. Nicest guy in the world. Camera people joking around with the makeup lady. Fun heart died young, man. I know. Young. Before the vaccine. Young.
Kyle Dunnigan
He took it. He was the first guy.
Joe Rogan
He was such a sweetheart on the set. Such a nice guy.
Kyle Dunnigan
I had that. That Cedric show was also. I had like an episode, was like my episode, you know, where it was like I had like three sketches I wrote that was gonna be, you know, it was my big coming out. And I literally came out right now. It's like, what's going on, you guys? And shock and awe started. Remember the Iraq war? And it just was gone. And I told everybody, like, eh, it's my big show. And it just. That happened. And then the one and then it just was over. And I was back to. I never sold my car. I was back to my studio apartment.
Joe Rogan
Couldn't you think that studio executives would be wise enough to go, look, we got Louis ck We have Cedric the Entertainer. We have a fucking show. Let's figure out a way to promote this correctly.
Kyle Dunnigan
And it was funny. It was just. And it's so hard to make a funniest guy show. They try to plot people together. You need, you know, real synergy with the cast and the writers have to. To figure out how people are funny. It takes like, that's what the first set of SNL cast, they already worked together. And like, that's why they were like gelled right away. I mean, one of the reasons. But all these sketch shows they put together and they'll say, don't pitch a sketch show. They never work. It's because they like, pluck people who don't even do sketch.
Joe Rogan
You know, it's like putting together a boy band.
Kyle Dunnigan
Exactly. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, like you have to put together a fake band. Not a bunch of guys who grew up together in Seattle been playing in the basement.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, that works better Though.
Joe Rogan
Find somebody. Yeah, that works better.
Kyle Dunnigan
You put them. Just put a bunch of hot dudes together.
Joe Rogan
Get your hottest. Good hair.
Kyle Dunnigan
Guys.
Joe Rogan
Let them Millie Vanilli it up.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, remember those days. Milli Vanilli. They got a bad deal topics, but.
Joe Rogan
They got a bad rap.
Kyle Dunnigan
Like now. They'd be fine.
Joe Rogan
They'd be fine. No one cares if that's your voice. You're hot. I love your dreadlocks.
Kyle Dunnigan
Great, great bodies. Great bodies, girl.
Joe Rogan
I know it's true.
Kyle Dunnigan
Who. Yeah, that's it. I do like their music.
Joe Rogan
I love you. No, you don't.
Kyle Dunnigan
I do.
Joe Rogan
They got you at the time. Remember there was the other one. There was a. A song. God, it was like a big time band and there was like this beautiful woman who was singing and turned out it wasn't really her singing. There was some. Some big heavy lady who was actually singing.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, always. Yeah. It's always like a big Millie Vino is a big fat guy. It was.
Joe Rogan
It was one of those something factory. What was the band? Yes.
Kyle Dunnigan
They didn't.
Joe Rogan
There was a situation like that. Right. Wasn't there? Where some lady. Jamie will find it, finds everything. He knows everything.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jamie hates me.
Joe Rogan
No, he doesn't. We talked about you earlier today.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was saying nice things. He's bipolar. I know.
Joe Rogan
He got hit by a golf ball.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I saw his. It's so cool. I want that. I was watching him. He's got that really cool golf set back there. Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Jamie can golf his ass off. I have a buddy who got hit in the head with a golf ball. He said he was up for six months.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, really?
Joe Rogan
You gotta hit in the head with a line drive? Just donk.
Kyle Dunnigan
I hit a kid. He was all right, though. Luckily I didn't get a good swing. On.
Joe Rogan
Do you see those guys that like do those power swings?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
On. On the Internet, like where they loop their arm around and drive through and like. Yeah, so imagine hit with one of those balls.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's like getting hit with like a. Like a shotgun shooting a rubber bullet at you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah. They're really. Yeah. If you get a nice skull worm burner, you could kill a duck. If you just really see those videos of people's head just snapping.
Joe Rogan
No, but you ever see that one where the pitcher catches the bird in mid flight?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yes. Amazing.
Joe Rogan
Crazy. It's like what are the odds that it would perfectly be there when it's 100 mile an hour? Who was that? Was that Randy?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. What's his last name?
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Randy Johnson.
Joe Rogan
Randy Johnson.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was the big unit. He was like halfway to the thing.
Joe Rogan
Martha Wash, most famous unknown singer of the 90s, speaks how a voice behind it's raining men gonna make you sweat and strike it up went from being a bullied victim to an industry pioneer. So which song was it? The CNC Music Factory song, gonna make you sweat.
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CNC Music Factory.
Kyle Dunnigan
She's cute. Why didn't they give her a shot?
Joe Rogan
I don't know.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't know what CNC music factory looks like. Were they good looking?
Joe Rogan
They probably were. Well, that was the move back then. You people, they dance around.
Kyle Dunnigan
Now you just get AI to do it.
Joe Rogan
Well, this was the first time where they were experimenting really with images in a way where you're, you're. Everything's visual. It's all video, you know, like MTV was so important. It was so important.
Kyle Dunnigan
I like the ugly years of.
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Of musicians gonna make you sweat. The same song as everybody dance now.
Joe Rogan
Oh, God. So some other lady in the video was singing it, but that lady was the real voice behind it, but she just didn't look like they wanted her to look. Uncredited vocals on the chorus, which is just so crazy. Like, you don't think, like, look what's happening with like, Lizzo. Do you think. You don't think that would have happened in 1994? Of course it would have. If you just tried it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Everybody. That reminds me of college. I went to school for acting, which is the dumbest thing you can ever go to school for.
Joe Rogan
What did you learn?
Kyle Dunnigan
Nothing, honestly. I learned to be a worst actor. I really didn't believe that. Yeah, because it was like Shakespeare and stuff. And like, I'm terrible at that. All my teachers thought I was just terrible. And they had this one class.
Joe Rogan
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Kyle Dunnigan
Literally like this. It was called movement for the actor. Now imagine like your parents. My parents pay for college. Is so nice of them. I don't have any debt but like what a waste of my parents money it was. This is an hour class movement for the actors. They'd put on music like everybody at dance notes. One of the things. And then you're supposed to just creatively like do whatever. So these weirdos like $50,000. So I'm in the, and I'm in my head like, what the fuck is this? Doesn't make me a bad. So you're fake. And. And then this teacher was like, we're doing Shakespeare. He's like, bring in tights next week for the Shakespeare your performance. And I'm like, I'm not buying tights. And coming in here with tights, like why would I have to do that? Because back then they dress in their normal clothes. You know what I mean? When Shakespeare wrote the thing, they were just in their clothes. It wasn't like you had to be in tights to do Hamlet. So I just didn't get tights. And I come in, he's like, where's your tights? He's like, this is like very effeminate guy who hated me. And he goes, he goes, where are your tights, Kyle? And I was like, oh, I forgot my tights. He's like, make sure you bring your tights next week. And I was like, okay, so next week no tights. And I go, oh, I brought my tights. Like darn it, I wish I brought my time. Oh yeah.
Joe Rogan
I was like, oh, that's probably your best actor.
Kyle Dunnigan
Brought my tights. Yeah, I was really good at acting. Like I didn't like I wanted to bring my tights. So he goes, get mine. They're in, they're in the back. You know, it was like. So I. These green tights. Yeah, I had to like put them on. And I was, I look like Kerma the frog because my legs are like the size of a 12 year old Korean girl. And I came out with my. Yeah, disgusting.
Joe Rogan
Kermit Defrog.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I look like Kermit. Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
By the way. And I did tell him. I said, listen, because I tried to negotiate before I put his tights on him, like, but they didn't. They just wore their clothes, like, back then. And he was like, get the tights. Like, I want to see you in tights.
Joe Rogan
Brian Callan was always going to acting schools, and he knew they were ridiculous. But I don't. I think, like, Brian, at one point in time was, like, completely enamored with the idea with being in. In Hollywood. Like, he had a bunch of, like, famous actor friends, and he'd go to famous actor parties, and he'd take acting classes. He's always working on his craft.
Kyle Dunnigan
I love that. Working on my craft, by the way.
Joe Rogan
But he was.
Kyle Dunnigan
Bullshit. He was.
Joe Rogan
But he was aware he was fucking around. Like, when he would say, working on my craft, he wasn't being serious. He was completely joking.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he's very.
Joe Rogan
So he had this teacher that was. I think it was a Scientology hustle, too, was one of those things. There was a lot of that, particularly in the 90s.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Where the teachers were Scientologists. Insert, by the way. It's not the pick on Scientology. Insert. Whatever religion. There's a lot. There was a lot of Scientology that was in Hollywood, though. But what they would do is they would get people to join the acting class, and they would try to recruit them into Scientology because the teacher was a Scientologist. He would talk how important it was.
Kyle Dunnigan
You never could be in Scientology.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Yeah. How important was for his craft. Or meanwhile, they're never successful. The people that teaching the acting classes, they're always terrible.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They never go anywhere. Like, maybe they have, like, a small part on one thing, and then they're gonna tell you how to make it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. You never hear that.
Joe Rogan
You didn't even apply it to your own life.
Kyle Dunnigan
When I was a teacher, I didn't think I'd ever be. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Not to say there's not good acting teachers out there. I'm sure there are. There's people that just, like, love theater. They love, like, that kind of act. They have no desire to be famous. They love the craft. They love the art of it. That's. That's true, too. Right. But anyway, this guy, he was really into show tunes, and he would do a big show at, you know, the end of the class or whatever. The end of the quarter, whatever it was. He had this big show at this local theater. And Brian's like, you have to come and watch a guy with the tiniest feet you've ever seen in your life. He had these little. I couldn't take my eyes off his feet because he had loafers on and they were like that big. And this guy would sing like so passionately these show tunes from like musicals. Like there's no context. You don't.
Kyle Dunnigan
You didn't see a musical, like a medley. Like a medley of show too. I love that sounds like a great show. Well, you came there for to see his feet. That was like the way.
Joe Rogan
No, Brian. But Brian was like fascinated by how small his feet were. And then I couldn't stop because we were high so I couldn't stop looking.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's that small, that.
Joe Rogan
No, they were tiny. They were like.
Kyle Dunnigan
That seems like that's like they were little.
Joe Rogan
Little tiny feet.
Kyle Dunnigan
I had a. Dated this girl once and she was like, I have a shoe show. I'm a shoe model, right? And I'm like, oh, shoe show. Okay.
Joe Rogan
A shoe model.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, foot.
Joe Rogan
A foot model.
Kyle Dunnigan
Like she would model shoes.
Joe Rogan
Okay. Like open toed shoes.
Kyle Dunnigan
I just would like. I didn't know but that's what she would say. She was going to do this and she always had like dollar bills, she always had cash, you know. And I found out years later she was a stripper. Shoe show is when you have no clothes on. And I just thought she was a shoe. Oh, by the way, here's another.
Joe Rogan
I thought it was going another direction. Guys who pan to jerk off to her feet.
Kyle Dunnigan
Maybe she had great feet, but I. Another stupid. This was even the dumber class than the moving around class was called Interpretation for the actor. So this week you would read a play like Streetcar Named Desire. And then you'd come in and you'd do your interpretation of it. So the weirder you were, the better grade you got. Okay, so one guy comes and he did Streetcar and he put. There was a big mirror, you know, because also a dance room. And he took a lipstick and he wrote within. Lipstick. This is if you know what street. Yeah. Then he pulled his pants down, started the mirror and then he turned to us and he goes you. And he left. And then everyone started clapping and I was like, I gotta get the out of here. Ah, listen to what I. So I'm like. Because I got like a. Like a D on my. Or whatever I did. So I'm like, I'm going to be fucking weird my next. I didn't read any of the things I like. I have trouble Reading. I don't know how to read. I just never learned. So I go. I got Glass Menagerie is my book. Didn't read it. Whatever. I just went in there, I got an egg, okay. And I had a. I took one of my mother's Waterford crystal glasses and a string. And I took the string and. And I was just like, nobody sails the seas if they don't find their way. Then I clipped the string and the glass fell and broke. Then I went outside, you could see, and I buried an egg. It makes no fucking sense. And then the guy said, what grade do you think you should get? And I said, an A. And he gave me an A. That was my college work.
Joe Rogan
He's brilliant, by the way.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm working on my craft, by the way. Are you really working? Like when you were. Meryl Streep was an amazing actress when she was 20, and she's amazing now. She never. No. Are you working four hours a day getting better at acting? No, you're not. There's.
Joe Rogan
You're not training.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's a little bit you can kind of learn, but you're done after a little bit.
Joe Rogan
If you're not Daniel Day Lewis already.
Kyle Dunnigan
Fucking love that guy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. If you're not that guy already, you're probably never gonna be able to do that.
Kyle Dunnigan
They talk like they're like working their piano skills all day and four days. Your craft. You know, the problem what we did was, is we were like, we. Not. Not me at all. But when they were like, oh, let's make some more money. We'll have an award show and then we'll make money. That's why there's the Oscars. Is there?
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Famous. But the actors thought we're doing something really great.
Joe Rogan
The Oscars are like the Olympics for actors.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. And it's. I mean, the Olympics, at least you're like, I don't know, doing something you can quantify. But like a nine year old. A nine year old won an Oscar. Like how? Like, did not be like a nine year old. Like, best surgeon. It's like, it's a thing you can do or kind of can't do. There's a little bit of learning, but certainly not movement for the actor.
Joe Rogan
Or it's not brain surgery. No, it's not working on your craft.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's not even like painting. It's not even like when you crunch a ball, you throw it into a basket. Like it works. The skill is like.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's one of the few. It's one of the few Careers where it's a benefit to be out of your mind.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. It's about personal. Like, I love. We love the person. Like Jeff Goldblum. Like, love that guy, Christopher Nicholson. Amazing. Like, there's amazing actors.
Joe Rogan
Like, the people party.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Crazy, wild people.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know the story behind it today.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
I miss Jack Nicholson.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. He was the best.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was the just.
Joe Rogan
He was the best.
Kyle Dunnigan
You ever see him flirt with Jennifer Lawrence? Ever see that video?
Joe Rogan
No. How old was he at the time? A thousand.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was 1,000. Wait, Jamie, do you have that. I don't mean to run this show, but it's a. It's a good schooling on, like, he's so cool and this girl's way too young for him, but it. If you want to talk politics, we can.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
You're being really rude. Good to see you. Oh, my God. Thank you.
Joe Rogan
I loved all your movies.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, really? Do I look like a new girl? Then I thought about it. I thought about it.
Joe Rogan
You think that. So it became flirtatious, but it was mostly just complimentary. Her movie. What movie was it?
Kyle Dunnigan
He Stayed cool, and he's just. He makes that eye contact, and then.
Joe Rogan
It'S like, you need crazy people to make.
Kyle Dunnigan
She was flirting, actually. Probably.
Joe Rogan
She flirted with him.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You need crazy people to make good movies. You need it. You need a guy who's going to pretend he's Lincoln for four months.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, that goes. There Will Be Blood. I just saw.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God. Phenomenal. What's that? What was it?
C
Silver Linings Playbook, I think. Her and Bradley Cooper.
Joe Rogan
I didn't see that one.
Kyle Dunnigan
I drink your milkshake.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God. It was so good. He was so good. He was such a great psychopath.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's like, if I read that movie, I think I'd be like, this is boring. There Will Be Blood is just right.
Joe Rogan
I'll drink your milkshake. What?
Kyle Dunnigan
At the end, he's talking to that guy who's religious, who's like, can I have some of your. And he's like, no, there's no more oil under you. He's like, I drank it up. I. And he just made the analogy of a straw, like, drank up his thing, and then he beats him with a bowling pin. Bowling pin. He's like, I'm finished. One of the best endings to a movie.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it was a up movie. So that's a different thing. You know, that kind of acting.
D
For me to take it out of the ground. Listen, listen, listen. I paid him $10,000, cash in hand, like that he has his own company now. Prosperous little business. Three wells producing $5,000 a week.
Joe Rogan
Week. Why is this dude crying already?
D
Stop crying.
Kyle Dunnigan
He needs money. He got broke.
D
You're nonsense.
Kyle Dunnigan
And he's coming back to, like, beg him.
D
You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Joe Rogan
No.
D
Slithered out on your mother's filth. They should have put you in a glass jar. A mantle piece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at his mother's teeth? Where were you? Who was nursing you, Poor Eli? One of Bandis sows that land has been hacked. Nothing you can do about is gone hat.
Kyle Dunnigan
If you would just take this, please, Daniel.
Joe Rogan
Drainage dream.
D
You boy drain dry. I'm so sorry.
Joe Rogan
Cut to the part where he kills him. If you have a milkshake, is it in there?
D
Milkshake?
Joe Rogan
No, they cut it out.
D
I have a straw. There it is. That's a straw. You see, Watching. My straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I drink your milkshake.
Joe Rogan
I drink it up. Don't bully me, Daniel.
Kyle Dunnigan
So, good choices, they say in school, it's the choices you make in your performance.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It's also, you got to be out of your fucking mind. You got to be able to become that guy. I know, but most people can't do that. Most people can't lie that good.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I mean, he becomes those people where becomes them. But to live with that guy would be probably a nightmare during that movie.
Joe Rogan
Oh, would be a nightmare. Yeah. Imagine that guy's your roommate who ate.
Kyle Dunnigan
My cheese, my Cheerios, all day long.
Joe Rogan
He's a murderous psychopath. And what if he slips into character too much? What if he lights your house on fire just to stay in character?
Kyle Dunnigan
At least he does back it up, Jeremy. Like, he hasn't done anything too crazy.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's a lot of people that do that. Like, they. They. They play a brawler, and they start fights with people on the streets. You know, like, people get crazy with. With film roles, with who they become. Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Who was that guy? But that's how you got a great movie.
Joe Rogan
Christian Bale.
C
Jared was sending people stuff, I think.
Joe Rogan
What's.
C
Jared Leto was doing weird shit.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't like when they go too far with it.
C
Like in Rumors too.
Joe Rogan
But.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, the Batman guy. Remember that whole thing where he was screaming at the guy for getting in the way of his lighting or something?
Joe Rogan
No. This guy was moving around in the background. It's distracting. And he's like, aren't you a professional? Remember that?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because he was in like some heavy scene. Yeah, but that does happen, man. Where people don't pay attention and they're on their phone and they're off in the background. They're right in the eye line.
Kyle Dunnigan
The thing I found interesting about that was his accent didn't. Because he kept an American accent when he was screaming.
Joe Rogan
So interesting.
Kyle Dunnigan
I found that quite interesting. Yes, indeed. Yes.
Joe Rogan
That guy's another amazing actor. Another amazing actor.
Kyle Dunnigan
Was that Psycho movie, American Psycho. So good.
Joe Rogan
Insane. But the craziest thing he ever did was when he almost died making that machinist movie. Got down to like 120 pounds. Oh, played a guy. He played a guy with Narco. It's a terrible movie. Not terrible. It's not very good. But I mean to. To have a guy who's like a leading man and almost die for a movie that no one saw. Ask yourself this. Who has access to your medical history? In theory, it's just you and your doctor, but in reality, Hundred hundreds of shady companies called data brokers are keeping tabs on every symptom you Google, every treatment you research and every pre existing condition they think you might have. That's valuable intel for advertisers and insurance companies who will take any excuse to raise your premiums. But there's a way to get your privacy back, and that is with ExpressVPN. With ExpressVPN, 100% of your online activity is rerouted through secure encrypted servers. This makes it impossible for thorough parties to invade your privacy. ExpressVPN also hides your IP address, which is the number used to identify you on the Internet. Without your IP address, data brokers can't use it to track and sell your activity. Plus, ExpressVPN is easy to use. It just takes one click and it works on all your devices. Phones, tablets, desktops, even TVs, and on up to eight devices at the same time. This is why ExpressVPN is the number one rated VPN by the experts at CNET and the Verge. And the best part? Podcast listeners can get four extra months of ExpressVPN for free at expressvpn.com rogan or by tapping the banner. And if you're watching on YouTube, you can get your four free months by scanning the QR code on screen or by clicking the link in the description.
Kyle Dunnigan
I almost. I almost got. I got a movie. It was like the only. It was right in between. It was Walking Phoenix's movie was so bad, the only movie I ever got. And it was between the Joker and the next. It was, like, set up to be this big movie. It was Gus Van Zant movie. And I. To get the. I was a doctor, I had to say all these, like, crazy things, technical about the spine and the. And I knew if I could just get through this audition and just say this, I'll get this part. I'll be in the top 10%. Because everyone's gonna fuck up this and be staring at a piece of paper, right? So I did the whole scri. I had, like. When I tap here, say this. I had a whole thing that made me memorize it. And I went in and I went. And I got it. I go to do the thing. No one talks to me. The wardrobe guy goes, what outfit you want? He showed me a couple, and I was like, this one. I'm choosing the outfit of this doctor. I was like, okay. And then never saw Gus Van Zant. And then I get there and they go. Just when they say action, go in there and then do your scene. There was no blocking or anything. And I'm like, okay. And I've never done a movie before. And I'm like, this is how. I don't think this is how you do it. So they're like, acting. They go, go. So I go in there and I'm like, see, Qualum is doing this whole thing. And Gus Van Zandt comes up after me. He goes, have we met before? I auditioned, like, three times for him, and I got the part. And I'm like, yeah. And he goes, you're talking over Joaquin. And I go, oh, don't talk over Joaquin. I couldn't hear Joaquin Phoenix at all because he was just, like, doing his lines like that, you know? And I wouldn't think, as the doctor talking to, like, assistants that I would stop talking in the middle of my sentences while he's talking, because he was talking to himself. But it was the weirdest thing.
Joe Rogan
Terrible. Was he playing an insane person?
Kyle Dunnigan
He was crippled. He was. Is that PC? Did we say that? He couldn't move his leg. It was the guy. He was a cartoonist. I'm blanking on the name of the movie, but he was a cartoonist. And it was just like, biopic. And I was. It was a very weird experience. But the movie. Anyway, my point is. Is terrible.
Joe Rogan
It's terrible movie. But you thought it was going to be a banger. Thought this was your show.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, because at this point in my career, like, the shock and all like this, these things happen to me over and over again where I'm just like, Kind of laugh at it. And it's. And it's like, okay. I remember I was. Yeah, there's been a bunch of situations where, like, get ready for the rocket ship, Kyle. Cause things are about to take off. And I'm always like, okay.
Joe Rogan
Oi. Yeah, the old rocket ship isn't that funny. Like, everybody wants to. It's just the weird anxiety of not knowing if it's gonna work out for you. Such a terrible place to be. Like, that's where the real making it is. The real making it is just not worrying about that anymore. The real making it is just like, oh, I can make a living. That's the real.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's a big hump.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's the hump. That's the hump. Like, whenever I tell, like, young comics that are just starting to, like, headline now, and you know they've got some, like, viral clips, I'm like, dude, listen to me. You have already made it. Like, you're a professional now. This is the hump. Everything now is just stick to the grind. Stick to the. It's gravy from here on out. Like, you should be so happy. You're talented and you're successful. It's actually happening. People are paying to come see you. I'm like, you got this, like, from here. Because everyone's like, man, what if they stop coming? Like, don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't give into that. You should have fun. Have fun. They want you to have fun. Come on.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, your job is have fun job. I wish they told. Someone told me, because I really did not get this advice for a long, long time.
Joe Rogan
Some people that are super successful still don't do that. There's guys out there that are super successful that are paying attention to the ticket sales of other super successful guys and comparing them. I'm talking about, like, arena acts that do that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, really?
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's kooky. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They get kooky with, like, numbers and their position in the ladder and am I making it? Is it happening?
Kyle Dunnigan
What does their name rhyme with?
Joe Rogan
I'm not telling you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jamie knows. I could tell by the.
Joe Rogan
I like them too. I like a lot of people that think ridiculous things, but it's just. It's a trap that, you know the struggle that led you to become successful at something in the first place that becomes, like, your mentality. Once you're in a different stage of it and you have to adjust, it's hard to change. You gotta be able to adjust.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's almost like, changing your personality to change that habit. I mean, it's really difficult.
Joe Rogan
Well, everybody adjusts a little bit, right? Because you first get into it because you want attention. Like, you first get into it because you think, maybe I could be a comedian. That'd be cool. I'd be on stage, I'd get attention. And then after that, you don't need that. That's not what you really want anymore. Like, Danny becomes like, I just want it to get better. I just want. I'm working on this thing. I just want it to work. I want it to pop on stage. I want to figure out the right beats. I want to figure out the right way to say it. Then it becomes that. And once it becomes that, that's the happy spot. That's where you're happy. When you could just create stuff. You just, you know, like, put it together.
Kyle Dunnigan
I wish someone told me that. Cause I had a viral. Some viral YouTube videos, like, way back, and I did. I was still on, like, sitcom. I kind of get a sitcom mentality where if someone was just like. Like, dude, focus on your YouTube and get your audience. Go directly to your audience. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But back then, no one knew. No one had any idea. Like, just think about this podcast was started in 2009. And in 2009, everybody thought it was a pathetic waste of time. Yeah. Friends would come over to do my podcast and be like, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing this? It's like, it's such a waste of time. You're on a fucking webcam. But it's. Nobody saw that comment. So I would have never given you that advice back then. Just.
Kyle Dunnigan
Did you just do. You did it because it was enjoyable. You weren't, like, thinking, like, this is the way.
Joe Rogan
I always wanted a radio show, but no one would ever give me a radio show, you know? So I would. When I would do radio shows, like, if I would do. Sit in on Opie and Anthony, I'd be like, this is so fun. I'd love to do something like this, but no one's gonna give me one of these fucking things. That's. That's how I thought about it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And so doing. When I saw Anthony Kumia started doing this thing live from the compound, he would do it in his basement, or he played karaoke with a machine gun. East out of his mind. He's drunk. He's got tat, like, full beer kegs on tap there. He's. They're drinking Guinness, and he's doing karaoke. Was holding a machine gun. It Was most ridiculous. But he had a full professional studio where he had green screen. He had, like, pro microphones just in his basement for funsies. Just did it for fun. And I was like, that's what I want to do. I'll do something like that for fun. And then, of course, Tom Green, like, you go, Tom Green, that Internet show in his living room. And I remember looking around and going, you just got to figure out how to make money with this. Like, this is. This is a job. Like this can.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's nice. You knew you wanted to do that.
Joe Rogan
Wow. It just seemed like fun. That's the whole, like. I always loved the opportunity to talk to interesting people or funny people or, you know, I'm a questioner. I like to ask questions like, how do you. How did you know that? Why'd you do that?
Kyle Dunnigan
You found the right thing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I just got. It's just like, the opportunity to talk to cool people. Seems like what a great thing that would be because it's always fun to talk to cool people like you. Like, if I was ever on those shows and I, like, ran into someone was interesting, I was like, wait, how'd you start this? Like, what do you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. You having a lot of interests help.
Joe Rogan
Oh, for sure.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. You get.
Joe Rogan
But back then, I would have told you to get a sitcom because there was none. No money on YouTube. Everybody still wanted a sitcom back then.
Kyle Dunnigan
The other one guy who didn't, and I was like, he's lying. Zach Galifianakis was like, I don't want to do a sitcom. And in my head, I'm like, oh, he's lying. But he actually had, like a very. He had his head together.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. He's not lying about nothing. I mean, that guy, he's the least attention whorey of any famous, famous person. Never famous funny person ever. Not at all. Doesn't he live, like.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he does. He's like a track.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Very every now.
Joe Rogan
Interesting guy. Very smart guy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Very smart.
Joe Rogan
He was good friends with Brody, and he was one of the first people to alert me when Brody was off the meds. Like, there was a time when Brody was off his meds. Do you remember that? People don't know we're talking about our late, great friend Brody Stevens, who was like that.
Kyle Dunnigan
So funny.
Joe Rogan
He was so fun. That Brody Stevens is like, one of the best examples of, like, it's not what's written on paper.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, you wouldn't. Yeah, right. If you got his act on paper, you're like, this is not gonna work.
Joe Rogan
Right. You'd be like, this is nonsense. This doesn't make any sense at all. Meanwhile, everyone's lining up in the back of the room to see him say so.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I think it's like that Andy Kaufman of our, like, little time period.
Joe Rogan
There, where it was like, Haney Kaufman was a brilliant actor and a brilliant comedic actor. He's great on Taxi, but he. I don't think he ever killed on stage like Brody did. Brody was. One time we were in the Improv.
Kyle Dunnigan
A different type of comedy, but it was like, you know, a different. When Hugh and I was on stage, like, people, the comedians watched him.
Joe Rogan
Yes, it was a different thing. He's doing his own thing. He's doing this Brody Stevens thing. One time we were at the Improv, and it's really late. Like, I'd gone up. A lot of people had gone up. The crowd was kind of tired. Half the people there. And they announced that Brody's there. And Brody's worried that people are gonna get up. So Brody takes his shirt off and he starts swinging it around in the air over his head and walking through the crowd. Let's go. Positive energy. And he gets on stage and he pulls drumsticks out of his back pocket, starts beating the chairs, and he starts talking shit. And he just changed the energy of the whole room. Change the energy of the whole room.
Kyle Dunnigan
And I don't think there's anybody, like, since him. I can't think of somebody who's, like, replaced. Someone will replace that, but they're gonna.
Joe Rogan
Do it in their own way.
Kyle Dunnigan
You gotta go. Like, you have. Brody's on stage. You have to go watch.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, Holtzman's like that now.
Kyle Dunnigan
Holtzman? Oh, I don't know him.
Joe Rogan
Brian Holtzman. You don't know Brian Holtzman?
Kyle Dunnigan
No.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Kyle Dunnigan
Stay in my house a lot.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God. You let him stay at your house? You don't even know.
Kyle Dunnigan
I say I stay at my house.
Joe Rogan
You've never saw Holtzman at the Comedy Store?
Kyle Dunnigan
No.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know what? I might have been. Just didn't know his name.
Joe Rogan
Well, he would always gone late at night, and unfortunately, you know, there would be like, 15 people left in the crowd, and Holtzman would go on these wild rants. He's like one of the funniest guys of all time. He's so. He's like a complete total comics comic.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah. I don't know him.
Joe Rogan
Well, Holtzman's at our club now all the time. All the time. But now he has a crowd now. People know about him. So they come to see him. You cannot go there. If, if anything, if you. If you can't tolerate literally everything, don't go.
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, that's very dirty.
Joe Rogan
It's not. It's not dirty. It's just he's out of his fucking mind. And some of the. And it's kind of in character, but you're not really sure.
Kyle Dunnigan
I like that.
Joe Rogan
Like, Mitzi Shore wouldn't let him on stage for two weeks after 9, 11. She wouldn't let him up. He can't go up. He's like, mitzi, I don't understand. I'm not going to cross any lines. He was like, couldn't wait to cross lines. Do you remember when Susan Smith, that lady drowned her kids?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He goes, the day, the day he's on stage, ladies and gentlemen. I heard those are bad kids. I heard they sat that close to the tv. They didn't put away their blocks. They always spilt their fucking milk. Those kids are not going to be missed.
Kyle Dunnigan
And you're like, what did the audience do?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, Hollywood Comedy Store, sunset Tuesday night or whatever. It was 1am they went nuts. Everybody went nuts.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But that was Holtzman. Holtzman got these late spots. So he would say the wildest, most insane shit, but also have a really good point. Half the time, like, it was comedy wrapped up in a point. And then every now and then he let you in on it like that. It was just. Just fucking around and go right back to it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you know, it's. It's a little dance he's doing with the crowd. And you got to know what the dance is. But if you know what the dance is like, comics love him. Like whenever he's on stage, we sit in the balcony and watch Holtzman at the mothership.
Kyle Dunnigan
It sounds like that other guy who's older and blanking on his name.
Joe Rogan
Don Bears.
Kyle Dunnigan
Nope. He's like, why do you pay for inherit this tower?
Joe Rogan
Oh, Lewis Black.
Kyle Dunnigan
No.
Joe Rogan
Jesus. Who are you talking about?
Kyle Dunnigan
He's at the store. Eddie Pepitone. Love that guy.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, he's great too. Very similar in a lot of ways. Like just insane energy and has a point, but is also saying completely wacky.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, it's. It's. I love like these, like how he's.
Joe Rogan
A sweetheart of a guy. Pepitone.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he is.
Joe Rogan
I think he started late. I think yet he started. I think so. At least I wasn't aware of him until later.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's good. We have long career. Like imagine. I was thinking about the sports Guys, you know, like, you're a baseball player and that's your identity. And then you're 30 and you're like, it's over.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you can go to maybe 40. Like, look, Tom Brady still playing football. Was he like 42 when he retired? Still? That's insane young. As if you're a comic, your identity.
Kyle Dunnigan
Is, I'm a sports, you know, player. I'm like a sports player. That's how much I know. I just revealed how what a good big sports guy. Sports player, you know, are. You're a sports player.
Joe Rogan
An athlete makes a ton of money for a very short amount of time. That's why they all go broke, or not all of them, but a large amount of them go bankrupt.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's also just like, you think about your identity when you're a kid and you probably get all that, you know, identity as an athletic person. Then you become like a professional and must be difficult to just. You have to really never hook into that. Like, that's my identity. It's also like, if you're a really hot woman, I think it's hard when, you know, you gotta, like, not have that be.
Joe Rogan
Your identity can't be your whole thing because one day it's gonna go away. But if you're an athlete, it goes away even quicker than being a hot lady. Like, there's hot ladies that are in their 50s, they're still hot, they maintain their looks.
Kyle Dunnigan
Hot ladies in the 50s, they work.
Joe Rogan
Out, they take care of their skin. But there's no, like, super athletes that are in their 50s, like, they don't exist. What about not at a professional level?
Kyle Dunnigan
Hold on, let me think.
Joe Rogan
Go ahead.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's not possible. I know athletes.
Joe Rogan
There's one guy, there's one guy, I can tell you, that did it into his 50s. Bernard Hopkins.
Kyle Dunnigan
He played golf.
Joe Rogan
No, he was a boxer. World champion boxer in their 50s, multiple division world champion boxer was beating world champions at 50 years old.
Kyle Dunnigan
Did Tyson. Was he full on going full on?
Joe Rogan
I don't know. I'm not Mike Tyson, but I would say by the tone of my voice, you can sense a little bit of skepticism.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Anybody who's a combat sports athlete looked at that and said, you know, I'm happy Mike Tyson made money.
Kyle Dunnigan
It seemed like he held back a.
Joe Rogan
Little bit, but maybe there was an agreement. I wasn't there.
Kyle Dunnigan
That would be.
Joe Rogan
I doubt. I'm not one for wild speculation.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, you don't get involved in anything.
C
Until he was 69 years old, in 276 days, who's an extra game.
Kyle Dunnigan
Gordie Howe, Gordy Howell. Great, great.
Joe Rogan
Soccer. Hockey.
Kyle Dunnigan
Hockey.
Joe Rogan
He was 69.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I mean, he was.
C
He wasn't in the NHL at that point, but he played a professional hockey game at that age. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That's insane.
Kyle Dunnigan
Hey, Joe, can I have a cigar? I want to look manly. I. I need. I need something to look manly.
Joe Rogan
Humidor, you look very manly.
Kyle Dunnigan
I. I mean, I. Thank you, but I. I. Sometimes I look in the mirror and I'm like, that guy looks old.
C
Kelly Slater, also pro surfer, still rolling.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm gonna look ridiculous.
Joe Rogan
Kelly's a great example. He's another example of someone who just takes care of themselves. But Bernard Hopkins was. What was like, Bernard Hopkins. World championship fight that he had when he was in his seventh.
C
List on Wikipedia gives Albert Hughes as the oldest pro boxer. 70 years old.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Kyle Dunnigan
That seems.
Joe Rogan
Where was he out of?
C
I'll look. I don't.
Joe Rogan
What year. I know Archie Moore, who was a famous boxer before the Muhammad Ali days. Like Archie Moore was. That's, like, way back in the video of it.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't know what. Oh, that's just sad. No, no, no.
Joe Rogan
The guy he's fighting does not look like he's trying to hit him. He wins. The old guy wins.
C
That's what the video headline says.
Joe Rogan
This looks like someone took a mother dive. That kid needed money. Yeah, this. This kid's not punching back at all. He's just covering up. This looks super sus. If I was that. Oh, and it just goes down. Yeah. If I was the athletic commission, I'd have a talk with those fellas. I'd like, hey, what are we doing here? Is this pro wrestling?
Kyle Dunnigan
White Tyson.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
C
36 years after his last fights.
Joe Rogan
Well, I do know that people have been offered fights that are fake fights like they've been offered.
Kyle Dunnigan
You do know that for a fact?
Joe Rogan
100. 100. I know people have been offered fights where they said you should. You. You. You will win the fight.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. I don't like that at all.
Joe Rogan
I know there's celebrity boxing matches and celebrity fights that are like that where they make a deal.
Kyle Dunnigan
Would you ever do a legit fight at some point?
Joe Rogan
I'm old as.
Kyle Dunnigan
Dude, no, dude, you're chicken. Spring chicken.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't do that kind of stuff as you get older. I don't think. I don't think your body's as resilient. Even if you stay fit and in shape, you don't want head trauma in your.
Kyle Dunnigan
I've hit my head so many times in my life, I'm a little worried.
Joe Rogan
So. Hopkins broke his own record by winning the IBF light heavyweight title from Tavares Cloud in 2013. And again in 2014. We won the WBA super title from Bay Boot Shumanov at ages 48 and 49. That's fucking crazy. So he wins two titles. A title at age 48 and a title at age 49. Incredible.
Kyle Dunnigan
Are those rigged?
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The way that he would box was super intelligent. Like, he was very defensively minded. You didn't get clean sh. Hopkins, he was. He was very clever and he understood boxing, like, at a very, very, like, deep level. His footwork was always on point, never drank, never smoked, always took care of his body, ate only organic food, worked out every day, never got out of shape, just all discipline. And so he was able to maintain his body.
Kyle Dunnigan
Did you ever have that guy, Brian.
Joe Rogan
What the fuck? It's not working. Piece of shit. These things die.
Kyle Dunnigan
That is a piece of.
Joe Rogan
No way. There it goes.
Kyle Dunnigan
Have you had that guy? I'm gonna look ridiculous doing this.
Joe Rogan
No, you look like a man. I think more of you now.
Kyle Dunnigan
Thanks, man. Joe said I look like a man.
Joe Rogan
Wouldn't that be funny? If that's all it takes? I didn't know.
Kyle Dunnigan
I did not.
Joe Rogan
I started you. Come on, bitch. I think I have to fill it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. I only got a corner. Have you had that guy on who's trying to live forever? The vampire?
Joe Rogan
No, I haven't.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm really fascinated with that guy. I like what he's doing. He's trying.
Joe Rogan
It's kind of interesting, but he's doing a bunch of stuff that I would say most experts believe is not the way to go. One of them is avoiding sunlight.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You're supposed to get sunlight. Like, sunlight is important for your body. It's the best way. Your body produces vitamin D. It's great for your endorphins. Sunlight is good for you. This idea that you should be shielded from the sun because you're going to prevent skin cancer. It's probably. I talked to a dermatologist about this, and they were explaining that if you don't have resilience from the sun, if you're not, like, used to going out in the sun, then you go out all in one burst and get sunburned. He's like, yeah, sunburn is not good for that. You go, felt. Yeah. He goes, you're damaging your skin. What you should do is get accustomed to Being in the sun so you don't get fucking sunburned and then be out in the sun. Don't get cooked, don't spend the whole day out in the sun and get cooked. But being out in the sun is actually good for you, it's healthy for your body. Yes, that's just one thing. The other thing is the vegan thing. I get it. If it's for ethical concern, you've got this idea in your mind that animal life is more important than plant life and you don't want to contribute to animal death. Okay, I understand that perspective, but not from a health perspective. From a health perspective, all the studies that show that meat causes this, it's all been debunked. And not only that, most of them are these epidemiology studies where they, they ask people like, how often do you eat meat? Is it two times a week, three times a week, four times a week? And the more people that ate meat, the more people you see diseases, more people, you see problems, all these health consequences. And so they go, oh, meat correlates to these health consequences. What you don't ask them is how did you eat the meat? Is it a jack in the box burger with a fucking giant Coca Cola? Did you have fries that were cooked in seed oil? Did you eat cake with it? What did you do? Do you smoke cigarettes? How often do you drink? Do you drink every night? Okay, like people that are more health conscious, especially if they haven't like read into it enough where they really understand what's nutrient dense and what, what causes problems with your health and what are the real issues with, you know, high sugar diets. Like, and, and those people, they hear meat is bad, so they say, you know what, I'm just gonna eat vegetarian. It seems like it's healthy. I'm just going to eat lentils. They're good for you, they don't cause cancer. I read about the China diet, and so you start believing that, but that's not really true. And people have eaten meat since literally the beginning of time, and 95% of the planet eats meat. There's a bunch of things that likely contribute to all sorts of metabolic diseases that people have. I don't think regular meat is one of them. I don't think a grass fed steak and a fucking salad is gonna kill you. I think the real issue is buns and fries and soda and chips and cookies. And the people that don't avoid eating meat, if they're not well, read about it. They're doing it because they don't give a fuck. I'm gonna eat a burger because I want to eat a burger, you know? So you get a lot of that. So in the people that avoid meat, you get, like a healthy user bias, because these are people that. Even if it's not correct, I know people that truly believe that you can become a better athlete on a vegan diet. I'm like, okay, but there's no pros who have ever done that. No pros have ever gone vegan and been especially at an explosive sport. There's only, like a few people out there. Like, there's a guy named Martin Bacole. Do you know who he is?
Kyle Dunnigan
Of course. Martin Bacoli from the Cincinnati Red Dogs.
Joe Rogan
No, you're making it up. Martin Bacoli is one of the best heavyweight boxers in the world. He's this enormous guy. I think he's. I don't remember what part of Africa he's from. He might be Congolese. He's a monster. And he's a vegetarian. Vegetarian people up. It's kind of crazy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like one of the best heavyweight boxers a lot. Huge guy. And he's a vegetarian. It's an aberration, though, in vegetarian, you can still eat eggs. Eggs are probably as good as anything if you want to eat, like one protein and, you know, simple, easy to digest, has everything. Eggs are pretty solid.
Kyle Dunnigan
I. I actually tried to not eat meat for a little while a few years ago, and I. You need like a nutritionist with you to really make sure you cover that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You gotta get all your vitamins correctly, and then you got to make sure you're. You're not taking too many vitamins. And which ones are water soluble, which ones are fat soluble.
Kyle Dunnigan
I just caught myself in the camera here. I look ridiculous smoking this cigar.
Joe Rogan
You look like a man. I get to it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Thanks, Joe.
Joe Rogan
I like you more this way.
Kyle Dunnigan
Great.
Joe Rogan
Hide those things from people. You shouldn't be able to look at yourself. It's bad for you.
Kyle Dunnigan
I love it. I love that. Oh, yeah. Joe just turned the camera.
Joe Rogan
It's just like reading the comments. Don't do it.
Kyle Dunnigan
By the way. You know, these youngins, these young kids. Let me go lecture. Yeah, I was one point where.
Joe Rogan
John, Larry yet. You ever going to get to that?
Kyle Dunnigan
We'll get to it. Let's not rush that story. Let the podcast breathe for a second and then we'll. So these young kids now, I noticed this. Women will do this. They'll be like. People say, I light up the room. This woman told me this who ever says.
Joe Rogan
People say I light up the room. That actually lights up the room.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's what. Sometimes people say I'm funny. But I've noticed, like, the young people, they tell you compliments they got, and I'm like, why is this? Because for our area, you never say, like, I'm great. People think I'm great. You never would say that. But now this is my theory. I don't know if this is true. They've grown up on Facebook where people say, you look so pretty, and then everyone sees the compliment. And now when they go out in the world and they get a compliment, then they're like, oh, I let people know my comp. Everyone sees the compliments.
Joe Rogan
That's probably. Exactly.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's my theory.
Joe Rogan
That's a very good theory. I think that's.
Kyle Dunnigan
Write it on about it.
Joe Rogan
You should make sure you do the audio yourself.
Kyle Dunnigan
No merch. Yeah, I'm gonna definitely.
Joe Rogan
You don't have any merch.
Kyle Dunnigan
No merch.
Joe Rogan
You should have Caitlyn Jenner merch.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, baby. Yeah, baby.
Joe Rogan
That was when I knew comic central was doomed. You and I were talking.
Kyle Dunnigan
I sent you what they cut.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, we. We're having a conversation. You were. Showed it to me in the Comedy Store Green room. In the green room in the main room, you were telling me the. The struggle you're going through.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was so stressful, that whole thing.
Joe Rogan
Well, you had this show that you were doing on your own that was amazing. And it's one of those things like south park, right. Where south park really works, because they can do outrageous shit because you know it's not real because they don't even look remotely human.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Your brain knows you.
Joe Rogan
When you were doing the face swaps with, like, cell phone technology, you know, like what everybody can use. It was obvious. So something funny about it being clearly not Bill Maher.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It was clearly Kyle Dunnigan. It wasn't Kim Kardashian. It was Kyle Donegan. It was, you know, you.
Kyle Dunnigan
You had.
Joe Rogan
It was. The way you were doing it was super obvious. Then the Comedy Central thing came along like this. Like, you get a beer.
Kyle Dunnigan
I mean, that looks ridiculous. I didn't mean to have a beer.
Joe Rogan
It started from the beginning.
Kyle Dunnigan
Wait, give me. Let's play a different episode one. This one's terrible. Listen, no one's buying my book, so. Yeah, I thought I would read a lecture to wet your whistle. All right, we can turn this off.
Joe Rogan
Turn it off. You tortured them. If you want to put on your whistle, baby. If you want to put on A good one. Put the good one where she. What happened to her vagina? I forget what it was. Yeah, but they were all talking about something happened and she's. She shoved a baby in her.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, that sounds like a bit I did, you know. Oh, it was awful, girls. For a minute there, I thought I was gonna suffer the same fate as my nutsack. Oh, jeez. Yeah, baby. I want to apologize to the trans community. Yeah. Did you save all of your clothes? Yeah. The first thing I did when I saw the flames was grab my Fendi clutch and my Alexander McQueen stiletto pumps. Yeah. Then I ran back into the flames to get my Louis Vuitton alligator duffel. A bag so beautiful it demands attention. Yeah. My size 17 Jimmy Choos and my dog checkers. But there was only enough time to save two of those things. Girls. Oh, no. The thick Sophie's Choice was that. What did you choose? This is what I do with my time. Yeah, baby. That's what I'm doing with my time. That's an old one.
Joe Rogan
But the fact that that's obvious made it better when they did it on Comedy Central. They use higher level technology, and it was kind of weird.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's creepy. It has that. What is that?
Joe Rogan
Uncanny valley.
Kyle Dunnigan
Uncanny valley. Uncanny valley. Yeah. Your brain needs to know it's a joke.
Joe Rogan
Like, obvious. Like, that's obvious joke. Like, no one's gonna look at that. What did Caitlyn Jenner say? Now you look at that and you go, what is this? Like, that's part of the fun of it is it doesn't look real.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, it's completely ridiculous. I didn't mean to have a beard. That was just. I was being lazy. I was, like, trying to make a joke. By the way, I never did. I did impressions when I was younger. When I was, like, in middle school, I would do them, and then I never. I started doing, like, a manager was like, don't do impressions. And then that face app came along, and I look nothing like Trump, though. The first one I was doing was Trump.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Because I did Trump, like, years ago, and I was like, oh, I can do Trump. Because my face, like, is the opposite of Trump. Stormy, Stormy, Stormy. It's funny. I have the worst Trump. Like, I did Trump first, and it's the worst one now. Everyone does a better Trump.
Joe Rogan
It was fun. It's a. It was a ridiculous character, though. But it's like, that's how I knew Comedy Central was doomed. I'm like, if you guys are fucking this up, like, this show, he's Giving it to you on a silver platter. Just get out of the way. All you had to do is get out of the way. You were working with Metzger, right?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, not at that moment.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, eventually.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, eventually.
Joe Rogan
Like, all you had to do is get out of the way. Just get out of the way. Put a point. A camera at it. Let him tell him you supporting them.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, eventually. There was a show. Yeah. I was doing, like, full on because that. That was like. I was just kind of doing little videos. And then it became like I was crafting, you know, we would do. You were in one of them. Time Canceller. Like, we had, like, crafted episodes.
Joe Rogan
What did we do in that one?
Kyle Dunnigan
You played Becky the nurse. Where's Time Cancer? Just to show Joe. I don't think you remember those. You probably don't remember, but Time Canceller was like, a whole episode where. Yeah. No one. No one ever was like, hey, we can make this. And it wasn't dirty. And it was like, got a lot of views. And I. I never. Hollywood never was. They were always like, no, thank you.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. They couldn't figure out.
Kyle Dunnigan
It is weird, and it is weird.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's just. It's this weird marriage of comedy, creative people and then business people, executives. That's the weird marriage. And they. They. Because they've had a few hit shows before. You know, we're producing south park, but you don't make it. You can't make it yourself. Like, so you have this idea in your head that you're a part of the process of. And you could choose. You've got an eye for creativity.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's right.
Kyle Dunnigan
Nurse Becky, you are really good in that.
Joe Rogan
Thank you.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't. Do you come up to that on stage to Nurse Rogan from the.
Joe Rogan
Well, a lot of people like to bring it up at the airport.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Comes up there.
Kyle Dunnigan
Do you have any, Like, I. I don't want to be seen. You just like people coming up to you. How do you feel about that?
Joe Rogan
Most people are nice. It's just people being nice. Most people. The vast majority of people, they just want to say hi. You. They like what you do. It's nice.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know, because of you. A lot of dudes come to my show, which is great.
Joe Rogan
Was it mostly girls before?
Kyle Dunnigan
It's mostly nobody. It was mostly neither. People are coming to my shows, but now it's great. People are coming to my shows, but it is like a sea of dudes. Like, no. I did a tour and I was. I started counting, like, are any girls coming to my show. And the only ones would come would be like, my boyfriend likes you. They'd say something like that. And, yeah, I saw thousands of people I didn't see. There was never, like, three girls came to see me or something. It might be, like, one autistic girl. No.
Joe Rogan
Ladies who likes to hear you say, yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah. Wait till episode of Kill Tony.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, my God. The wildest show. That show is like a fever dream.
Joe Rogan
Wow.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's like nothing else is gonna be on Netflix like that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was so fun.
Joe Rogan
We can't give anything away because it doesn't come out until Monday, so we don't want to give anything away. Oh, but holy. Was it funny?
Kyle Dunnigan
I love Tony's like, I like what comedians do well because it's so much pressure. Can you imagine the pressure? These comedians, it's, like, could change their. And there's nothing. You know, when you're young, you don't even know how to make it in show business. And there's just, like, one show that you can. This was a direct link.
Joe Rogan
So it's like there's guys that have gone from that show that have real careers now.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yep.
Joe Rogan
Guys like Cam Patterson, William Montgomery. These guys are going on the road. They're selling out all over the place.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah. People love them.
Joe Rogan
David Lucas. I mean, it's kind of incredible. The fan base is rabid.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. He's made a lot of, like, careers.
Joe Rogan
They're selling out arenas this weekend in Nashville.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know they have, like, the comedy baton right now. The. The funny thing is when someone doesn't do well and it's, like, dead silent, this makes you laugh. And Tony will go, holy.
Joe Rogan
Tony's the worst.
Kyle Dunnigan
He's so mean. He's like, holy. He's so good at roasting. Oh, my God.
Joe Rogan
He's the best at it. There's no one close. He's the best roaster ever.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he's.
Joe Rogan
I mean, unbelievably, on that Tom Brady roast. He was a savage.
Kyle Dunnigan
Holy.
Joe Rogan
That. Yeah. That Tom Brady roast was so important to comedy because it was the most watched thing ever in Netflix, and it was the most unwoke thing that's ever been on television.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So it was like. It broke the dam.
Kyle Dunnigan
And Nikki Glazer was really funny. Yeah, funny.
Joe Rogan
Jeff Ross was great on it. Schultz killed on it. It was great. Schultz having something like that was a big moment, you know, like something that's just. Just funny. Like all these stupid rules. We're talking. This is just talking. Everybody loves it.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think it seems like, let it go. It's done. It seems like everything.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's not done with some people. They're triple masking right now as they're listening to this. I can't believe this.
Kyle Dunnigan
They're not listening to this.
Joe Rogan
They got a tie dye mask on the outside. They're kicking a Tesla on their way to the garage.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know a comedian who still goes on stage with a mask and has it the whole time and comes in and the whole time, I won't say.
Joe Rogan
Puts it on when he's talking, comes.
Kyle Dunnigan
Into the microphone, comes in. Maybe he takes it off. No. Yeah, I think he takes it off for the thing.
Joe Rogan
People were doing comedy through masks.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's very funny.
Joe Rogan
That's one of the dumbest things of all time.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know what? Maybe he has like an immune disease. I don't know.
Joe Rogan
Maybe it doesn't stay home. It doesn't matter. It's not helping you. You're breathing into this cloth that's an inch from your face and bacteria is going to accumulate there and moisture and it's probably going to be worse for you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Don't you hate it when you're like, you're doing stand up and like accidentally like mouth it like that and think all the people. There's been 15 comedians before you and comedians are disgusting. Let's be honest. We're all disgusting group of people and. And you're just like, okay, gotta just wait for this disease.
Joe Rogan
Wait for what? Yeah, if someone's got a cold. We all have a cold. That's one thing. You're sharing the microphone with somebody who has the flu.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know a girl who brings her own microphone. Swear to God. The stand.
Joe Rogan
Really?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Doesn't Eliza do that too?
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't know. How's she doing? Haven't heard.
Joe Rogan
I think she just released a special.
Kyle Dunnigan
You ever see her movie? That's like weird because it's like some of it's funny, then all of a sudden it's serious and you're like, is. No, it goes back and forth from mixed genres. They call it.
Joe Rogan
You know what? She's on that. I love righteous gemstones.
Kyle Dunnigan
Right? Gemstones.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know else? Edie Patterson. I love her. I was in the Groundlings with her. We would do sketches. Edie is like the daughter or something. But she's so funny. She's just weird and funny.
Joe Rogan
It's a weird show. It's a funny show, man. Like, like. I can't believe nobody told me to watch it. Maybe they did.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's too many Shows. I have a thing where I'm like, don't. Can you just not tell me? Another good show.
Joe Rogan
Too many shows.
Kyle Dunnigan
Not caught up. The Baldwins. You watching that?
Joe Rogan
No. Was that a sitcom?
Kyle Dunnigan
It's a reality show about Alec Baldwin and his terrible wife.
Joe Rogan
Why would you.
Kyle Dunnigan
She's an awful. Because I watch what women watch. That's what I.
Joe Rogan
Does she fake the accent? I'll watch if she fakes the accent.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, she fake. It's. She's a.
Joe Rogan
Does she.
Kyle Dunnigan
She is. And I.
Joe Rogan
She doesn't understand the words.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
The. What is. How do you say in English?
Kyle Dunnigan
Cucumber. Cucumber. And he goes along, but he. Do you have that. Her shushing him at like a red carpet. I saw it. Isn't it just awful? Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I'm talking. You're not talking. I'm talking.
Kyle Dunnigan
You don't talking. When I start talking. He. Alice Baldwin can get like a really sweet, beautiful woman. He's Alice Baldwin. What happened?
Joe Rogan
He would yell. They would run away.
Kyle Dunnigan
He would yell. I mean, he would yell.
Joe Rogan
He would yell at them. They'd run away. Who knows? Who knows what these two are like? They both look. They're out of their minds.
Kyle Dunnigan
And I'm sure it's edited, but he comes off way better than her.
Joe Rogan
Maybe he's doing that on purpose. Maybe that's a clever move. Let her say crazy. Don't check her. Let her come off looking like a nut. Maybe they planned it. Maybe they have a wonderful relationship and they said, listen, this is not going to sell.
Kyle Dunnigan
She humiliated him. Maybe you're right to go viral.
Joe Rogan
Listen, you. You're gonna shut me up and I'm not even gonna comment on it. Plus, I just killed a lady.
Kyle Dunnigan
So it does make you forget about when he killed that lady.
Joe Rogan
It's a good way to make you forget the show. Yeah. Another good way is you change your gender.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah, that's another good way. I mean, I. Bruce killed that lady with a car. Baby, that was Bruce.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, just Bruce.
Kyle Dunnigan
That was like, right after that. Have you ever seen the footage of the car? The reenactment? Like she was putting on lipstick or something. She was very distracted. What did I say about Alec? Bald. Hold on. There was one.
Joe Rogan
No, he was. You said she. You shouldn't say she.
Kyle Dunnigan
What? I say.
Joe Rogan
You said she was. Please correct yourself.
Kyle Dunnigan
I.
Joe Rogan
That was back when she was Bruce.
Kyle Dunnigan
She.
Joe Rogan
She always Bruce. What does it say in the. Get in the Olympics?
Kyle Dunnigan
Dead name. What can you.
Joe Rogan
Dead name in the Olympics. Is that allowed? Dead naming kind of went away, huh?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That didn't work. People like. Wait, you can't. You can't kick people out of the social square for life because they won't accept this bizarre new thing you're doing. There it is. Bruce Jenner. Still says Bruce. Wow, look how jacked he was.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Back then, it was he.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's that nutshell. You can see the nutshack. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Nah. Did he have the.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think I have no information. Yes, but I think so.
Joe Rogan
You're holding back. Do you work for the government?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I know a guy.
Joe Rogan
I'll tell Trump to release the files.
Kyle Dunnigan
So terrifically terrific guy.
Joe Rogan
Are we getting new files? Jamie, does anything happen? What happened with Oliver Stone? Apparently testified about the JFK assassination.
Kyle Dunnigan
What does he know? How does he know?
Joe Rogan
He knows everything about it.
Kyle Dunnigan
How does he know?
Joe Rogan
He's a. Literally a warehouse of information on the JFK assassination. Before the podcast, during the podcast, after the podcast, he wouldn't stop talking about.
Kyle Dunnigan
Is it Terrence Howard, information?
Joe Rogan
No, it's Oliver Stone. He's a brilliant guy. Oliver Stone can give you. He could sit down and break down from just from recall. And how old is Oliver Stone? Like, complete recall of dates, times, who was involved, who they worked for before this happened, who Kennedy had fired, why they were on the Warren Commission Report. What the Warren Commission Reports objectives were, who was influencing it, who saw the. The gunshots in the grass. You know, how did they die? In mysterious circumstances. He, like, he's like, rattle it all.
Kyle Dunnigan
Off, off the top of his head, and he's like.
Joe Rogan
He tells Congress to reinvestigate the 1963 assassination starting at the scene of the crime. Like, I'm telling you, man, the movie he did is, you know, great movie, Kevin Costner, wonderful movie. But talking to him about it is where you really freak out. Like, this guy has been studying the JFK assassination forever, and he thinks it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Was a CIA or hit or something.
Joe Rogan
You know, no one knows. And until you get all these files, no one's going to know. And even once you get all these files, what is it going to. How you're still going to connect dots. And it's not like there's a page, page 24, Mike did it. Oh, Mike. Yeah. Mike was in the grassy knoll. I told him, shoot that Irish. He's gonna rob us. No, there's none of that. You're gonna get certain details that weren't available before for national security reasons or for whatever. But if they had made some sort of a declaration that Kennedy was a problem that needed to be removed that would be like the. As close to a smoking gun as you would get. But they could probably get away with saying things like that in 1963. You know, especially like people that worked at. They were doing nutty shit in 63, like really nutty shit. Like, that's the year, the same year as Operation Northwoods, right? That's the same year. Operation Northwoods was this crazy idea that was drummed up. It was a false flag idea that was drummed up and literally signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Like they. They gave this a green light and then vetoed by Kennedy. And what they were going to do is they were going to have a bunch of false flag attacks. Like they were going to blow up a jetliner and they were going to blame it on Cuba and they were going to arm Cuban friendlies and bomb Guantanamo Bay. They were going to literally kill American citizens. And the idea was do this false flag, blame it on Cuba, then we have to go to war with Cuba. And Kennedy was like, what the fuck are you doing? No. And then there was the other one, which was the Bay of Pigs. So they informed Kennedy about the Bay of Pigs. Apparently they informed him about it, like, late in the process, and he denied them air support. So the whole plan of invading Cuba, the Bay of Pigs, was dependent upon air support. They didn't get air support because Kennedy said no to it. So all these people died that didn't have to die. All these American soldiers died that didn't have to die. And my friend Evan Hafer from Black Rifle Coffee, he had a very good point. He said, like, if you wanted to look at someone who had a bone to pick, was like a hardened killer, like those guys who got stranded at that beach, those would be the kind of guys that would want to kill Kennedy. Like, there was probably a lot of people that wanted to kill Kennedy. You know, there's probably. The mob wanted to kill him because they got the mob, got him in. You know, the whole thing that happened with Illinois, like him winning ill.
Kyle Dunnigan
Right, Right. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Very sharp, shaky stuff. Right.
Kyle Dunnigan
Very shaky election.
Joe Rogan
So the mob got him in, and then his brother starts going after the mob.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, hey, Face. Like, what kind of deal is this? And then you've got. He's trying to get rid of the CIA. He wants to get rid of all these. Like he gives that speech about privacy, about having these private groups and having secrecy and secret societies. Have you ever seen that speech about.
Kyle Dunnigan
Secret societies that Kennedy made?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
No.
Joe Rogan
It's really creepy. He's talking, calling, talking about how secret societies are repugnant and that he's essentially calling out the shadow government. He's calling out all these people that are involved in these organizations, literally from like, Yale, like the Skull and Bones that they're all in. All these creepy frat boys join the Skull and Bronze. Then one day they wind up ruling the world. Like, it's kind of Harry Potter ish. It's bizarrely, you know, on the nose as far as what it is. But he was calling that stuff out in the 60s as well. And then they kill him and then you don't hear a peep about any of that stuff anymore.
Kyle Dunnigan
And we will get to the John Larroquette story. Just anybody listening.
Joe Rogan
Let's get talk about secret societies.
Kyle Dunnigan
Secret societies, era, secret societies.
Joe Rogan
It's a very complex speech when you think about the fact that they killed him, like less than a year later, I believe.
Kyle Dunnigan
What about the back and the left? This is what I heard. I don't know any information, but in Oliver Stone, he was like, back and to the lift back and. But someone's saying no, your head would go. Would do that. Because it like from the shot from the back, your head would like recoil back. I don't know anything.
Joe Rogan
Well, we could look at that too. Let's hear it. The speech that killed him about.
E
Ladies and gentlemen, the very word secrecy is repugnant in a free and open society. And we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths, and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted concealment of pertinent facts far outweighed the dangers which are cited to justify it. Even today, there is little value in opposing the threat of a closed society by imitating its arbitrary restrictions. Even today, there is little value in ensuring the survival of our nation if our traditions do not survive with it. And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand its meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment that I do not intend to permit to the extent that it is in my control. And no official of my administration, whether his rank is high or low, civilian or military, should interpret my words here tonight as an excuse to censor the news, to stifle dissent, to cover up our mistakes, or to withhold from the press and the public the facts they deserve to know. For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence on Infiltration instead of invasion, on subversion instead of elections, on intimidation instead of free choice, on guerrillas by night instead of armies by day. It is a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations. Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried, not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned. No rumor is printed. No secret is revealed. No president should fear public scrutiny of his program. For from that scrutiny comes understanding, and from that understanding comes support or opposition, and both are necessary.
Joe Rogan
Why did. Why did we become so retarded? Like, listen to how genius what he's saying is and how eloquently he's describing the problem.
Kyle Dunnigan
People don't talk like that anymore.
Joe Rogan
No, we don't talk like that anymore. And if we did talk like that, people be like, what did he just say?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I didn't understand.
Joe Rogan
I understood half of those words. This is 1963. We're dumber now.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
With more access to information than we were in 63.
Kyle Dunnigan
And people think they're smarter because their phone, they think that's them, too. Oh, I tried Grok too, and it was really cool. I kind of felt like. I don't know, you could just see liking your AI friend.
Joe Rogan
That's a problem with people. Grok is saying some wild shit to folks.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, I know. They have the different kind of stuff.
Joe Rogan
Well, if you. Also, if you ask Grok, if you were, like, purely evil and you wanted to destroy society, would you do. How would you do it? And Grok essentially describes everything that's happening in society.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. It's like Idiocracy.
Joe Rogan
You know that movie Idiocracy? Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Theocracy. Yeah. Yeah, it's happening.
Joe Rogan
I definitely feel like Idiocracy, like, was very charitable in terms of, like, their version of the future in comparison to.
Kyle Dunnigan
What we're gonna be worth.
Joe Rogan
Yes. Because they didn't figure in cell phone addiction.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. You know what makes me laugh is when you look at, like, a 70s movie about the future and, like, what they got right and wrong. Yeah. First of all, we don't do the FaceTime as much as I thought we were gonna just do that all the time. We're like, no, we don't want that. Another funny thing is, like, the back of TVs are, like. TVs are never gonna rid it in the back. They're gonna have flying cars. But the. Where do you put the stuff?
Joe Rogan
Like, it's always gonna Be a big box.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, oh, there's no more racism in the future.
Joe Rogan
And you have flying cars. Where's the flying cars?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. No flying cars, no bat.
Joe Rogan
No racism. There's no black people. Watch the Jetsons. They don't have a single.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, that's.
Joe Rogan
That was our show. Neat. George Jetson. And then we'd be flying around your flying car.
Kyle Dunnigan
What year was that supposed to be? Did they say?
Joe Rogan
That's a good question.
Kyle Dunnigan
2012.
Joe Rogan
Let's take a guess. What is it?
Kyle Dunnigan
I'll wait.
C
Sorry.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, Yuri, my cigar keeps going out. Is that a sign of manlihood?
Joe Rogan
I shouldn't be, like, 2006. What? No, that's when it came out.
C
That's when the movie was released.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, I mean, like, when.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no. Not Idiocracy. The Jetsons. What year is the Jetson supposed to be? Idiocracy was supposed to be 2020. What? 2505 oh, 2000. That's probably, again, very charitable.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. And by the way, we can have.
Joe Rogan
A pro wrestling president right now, by the way guy, right?
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah, the Rock.
Joe Rogan
You know, I like that guy. Are we allowed to say that? I think they wanted the Rock to run.
Kyle Dunnigan
Rock. Rock could win. I went.
Joe Rogan
Right? Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
I went to the gym with the Rock when I was in la. Not a brag. I'm just telling you the facts. We went to the same gym.
Joe Rogan
Did you guys get pumped?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, we got, like. This is before. He was, like, really famous, but there was this, like, restaurant nearby, and I was there, and he. He got a stack of, like, 10 burgers. That's all he ate.
Joe Rogan
I was like, he's an enormous dude, guy.
Kyle Dunnigan
He was just wrestling back then.
Joe Rogan
He could be the president.
Kyle Dunnigan
He couldn't do the lift.
Joe Rogan
The weight.
Kyle Dunnigan
I was doing, though. He went to machine and he had to go down. It was kind of humiliating.
C
Well, found a year for the Jetsons.
Joe Rogan
Okay, let's guess. Okay, I want to say 1998. 1999. I'm gonna say 19. No way. Yeah.
C
For reference to. It came out. 1962 was the debut.
Kyle Dunnigan
2000. 2000. This year, 2023.
Joe Rogan
1999. What is it?
C
Apparently, 100 years into the future. So 2062.
Joe Rogan
Oh, okay.
Kyle Dunnigan
Not gonna happen, though. None of.
Joe Rogan
No, no. They didn't figure out phones. That's. Even Star Trek didn't figure out cell phones. It was. There was a walkie talkie. Kirk out. You had to, like, shut his little walkie talkie off.
Kyle Dunnigan
They did. Yeah. Kirk didn't have that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, did you see this warp drive thing that they know?
Kyle Dunnigan
But I love space and all this stuff, so I want to see this.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, somebody sent me that. This is very, very strange.
Kyle Dunnigan
I took physics in college. Not to brag, but just telling you guys.
Joe Rogan
I bet you did, dude.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know, I never thought of doing something else, but I love other things and for some reason I just was like in taking acting classes.
Joe Rogan
What did you like about physics?
Kyle Dunnigan
I always love like out like outer space and just science stuff. I just always have like an interest in it. And in school I was very. I didn't score well, but like physics I did well because it was like, wasn't a lot of reading. It wasn't dense reading.
Joe Rogan
What is the problem with you in reading?
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, I never, I never tested, but I did take Spanish and she goes all your. You write all your B's and D's backwards. So I'm assuming dyslexia.
Joe Rogan
How old were you though?
Kyle Dunnigan
I was in high school, but I always read. So like my parents were cool. They'd send me to read speed reading classes. They weren't back then. In my day. They weren't like, you have a reading disorder. They were like, you just need. You're dumb and you need to read faster.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you suck.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. There was no test. No one had dyslexia.
Joe Rogan
So dyslexia is like you see things backwards. Is that what it is?
Kyle Dunnigan
It's sort of like you flip things. So I actually put a dyslexia app on my computer and it sort of like makes the font so I don't flip the like, you know.
Joe Rogan
So you do have dyslexia.
Kyle Dunnigan
I never was tested, but this app, I read much faster with it. So I'm assuming I do.
Joe Rogan
I took the medicine, it got better. So I assume I had it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, that's kind of what it was.
Joe Rogan
Jamie, I sent you that warp drive thing.
C
Yeah, I was trying to hold it up.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't like labels, Joe. I don't want to label myself with. I can read.
Joe Rogan
DARPA funded researchers accidentally discover the words world's first warp bubble warp drive pioneer and former NASA warp drive specialist Dr. Harold G. Sunny White has reported the discovery of an actual real world warp bubble. And according to White, the first of its kind. Breakthrough by Limitless Space Institute's team sets up a new starting point for those trying to manufacture a full sized warp capable spacecraft. They added our detailed numerical analysis of our custom Casimir cavities. I don't know what that means. Helped us identify a Real and manufacturable nano microstructure that is predicted to generate a negative vacuum energy density that such that it would manifest a real nano scale warp bubble. But not an analog but the real thing. In other words, a warp bubble structure will manifest under these specific conditions. White caution that this does not mean we are building a fully functioning warp drive. A much as much more science needs to be done.
C
All right, so if this was 2021 when I googled to find it to try to see what you're talking about, I found this article just came out three days ago.
Joe Rogan
Oh, three days ago.
C
It's about an email though, but.
Joe Rogan
Warp Drive Think Tank adds Harvard astrophysicists and warp theorists to advance planetary defense.
C
Talking about warp drives. An asteroid collection or something or other.
Joe Rogan
So they're going to throw a warp drive around an asteroid to keep it from killing us? I don't know. Yeah. Could have profound effects on planetary defense, advanced propulsion and warp drive detection. Maybe that's where asteroids are coming from. Someone like shot an asteroid like, like, you know, like something's coming at their car. They whacked it out of the window and. And it hit your car.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know what I mean?
Kyle Dunnigan
That's what's happen.
Joe Rogan
We got the little belt smack that bird and it went into your window.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yeah. That's what, that's what's happening in outer space, basically.
Joe Rogan
I wonder if that's what's happening. I wonder if like they see an asteroid coming, they just throw a warp bubble at it and it just appears somewhere else. Not my problem.
Kyle Dunnigan
That'd be cool.
Joe Rogan
It just shows up.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jupiter saves us from all our, our little strikes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Now we do have like a perfect setup. But then.
Joe Rogan
Okay, so this is no coincidence. We are working on something historic when pushed for a timeline and list of goals for the team's newest project. Mark my martyr. Martyr. Martier. How do you think you say that? M A R T I R E. It said yes, they exist. But we can't disclose those details at this time. He said seemingly boundless passion practically coming through in print. You'll understand why once I'm able to show you it's rad. Applied Physics. Go. Applied Physics is currently hiring. Okay. It won't tell you what it is, but.
Kyle Dunnigan
Great.
Joe Rogan
So this is what I've been thinking. A lot of these UAP things are.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yes. I want to know what you think.
Joe Rogan
That's what I think. I think some of it has got to be ours. And I think if I had some. Some that I didn't Want the general public to know that I had and I wanted to protect it from, like, espionage. Didn't want enemies to find out about it. I would say it's not mine. I'd say it's coming from outer space. It's. It's not of this world.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, guys.
Joe Rogan
Not of this article.
C
Stand there in the. A race to build the world's first working warp drive.
Joe Rogan
Jesus. Warp theorists say we've entered an exotic propulsion space race to build the world's first working warp drive. All this is happening while AI is becoming sentient. Did you hear that AI passed the Turing test?
Kyle Dunnigan
Is this recently?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it was an article from yesterday. AI passes Turing test for the first time.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. It learns, like, exponential. People think it's happening so fast.
Joe Rogan
You know what the Turing test is?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. To see if it can be passed as a human.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. If it passes as a human to everyone.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't think I could pass.
Joe Rogan
Terrifying study reveals AI robots have passed Turing tests and now are indistinguishable from human. Scientists say, yeah, bro, we're so fucked.
Kyle Dunnigan
It is. I think the good things is it'll probably cure loneliness a little bit like old people. Robot friend.
Joe Rogan
That's good, 100%. But it's going to be real weird. And it could be complete population collapse.
Kyle Dunnigan
Not no bullshit because of the jobs they replace.
Joe Rogan
The jobs they replace. People having no desire to take care of kids or have kids when you can give. A robot girlfriend.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, robot girlfriend would be cool. You know, also, I think you thought about.
Joe Rogan
You're like, yeah, we're all gonna die. Robot girlfriend be cool. Like a nut inside this robot.
Kyle Dunnigan
They're gonna probably, like, sell, like, their vaginas separately.
Joe Rogan
A robot girlfriend that you have to keep alive with come the only way. It's the only way to keep her alive. I got the one. You got to fill her up every day. Or she just gets narcolepsy, falls asleep.
Kyle Dunnigan
What about meaning? That's. That's a problem I think. Think to have if we're possibly better at everything, even already just songs. Like, I write music just for fun. But, like, it's a talent that doesn't matter any more. You know, like nothing doesn't matter. Like, they write very good songs already. AI. And then have you ever seen art?
Joe Rogan
One of those photos of the entire Milky Way galaxy and there's a little dot of the Earth.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yes.
Joe Rogan
You are here.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yes, it's very disturbing.
Joe Rogan
Now imagine meaning, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Blue.it's all us.
Joe Rogan
It's all subjective. Like, Meaning is meaning to us because we think we're super important, but if we get surpassed by a superior life form that we actually create meaning. What does meaning mean anymore? It doesn't mean anything anymore if you don't have emotions, if you're the superior life form and emotions don't exist anymore because you don't have a human reward system that's built in through thousands and thousands of years of evolution.
Kyle Dunnigan
You need it. A job just to not have a job, but an identity.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, the sun needs meaning. That's why it went supernova. It needed meaning, and it just couldn't help it. And it just, like, see me. The sun needed to be seen. I felt so unseen as the sun that I had to blow out a solar flare and kill everyone's satellites. Yeah, it's meaning is our thing, and we decide that meaning is important, but objectively for the universe, it's clearly not.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, the universe.
Joe Rogan
No, we are a tiny little spot in the universe. So, like, what does meaning mean? It only means something to us because we need meaning.
Kyle Dunnigan
What do you. What do you suggest people do, though, if they're. They start to get. They don't have, like, a job they have to do. The robots do everything. We have universal income. And you're just like, I went on vacation for three days and I was miserable.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You have to find something you enjoy, like, as humans. But again, this is just humans with the robot ladies and, you know, free food. There will be no more babies. The robot fuck ladies will take care of you.
Kyle Dunnigan
The robot fuck ladies will.
Joe Rogan
They're gonna be a real problem, but the. They're gonna be a real problem. It's gonna be like that. Just look at how many incels. Just stay at home now and play video games. Like the. The number of men who never have sex and the number of men who have no girlfriends. It's, like, higher than it's ever been.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. And then if you, like, like fall in love with your robot girlfriend and she's gonna be really nice to you. A robot brothel.
C
Legal or no.
Joe Rogan
That'S what you pay for.
C
You pay for a fresh silicone.
Joe Rogan
Legal, though. Ew.
Kyle Dunnigan
Definitely legal.
Joe Rogan
Ew.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's like it's legal to your car.
Joe Rogan
I think it might be. It's. If it's in the garage.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Not out in public, you can't.
Joe Rogan
Your car.
Kyle Dunnigan
You've seen that guy who, like, fell in love with his car? That video.
Joe Rogan
That's unreal.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, no, no, no, no, no. It's the real thing.
Joe Rogan
Are you sure?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And he let him film. He kept it together while the cameras were on him. For real?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You ever think maybe they just set that up because it's stupid?
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, he, he's. If he's as good an actor as Daniel Day Lewis, maybe. But this was very beautiful. And he tells his dad and it's. People fall in love. Like weird. It's just like a fetish thing, bro.
Joe Rogan
This guy, this is so fake. This is tlc.
Kyle Dunnigan
I love that.
Joe Rogan
This is like those people that e.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He loves it.
Joe Rogan
Nah, I don't believe it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Unless he's got like a real brain injury.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's good.
Joe Rogan
He got hit by a line drive.
C
When he was 6 on this.
Joe Rogan
But I remember objectophilia. Oh boy.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's a disease, Joe. These people have diseases.
Joe Rogan
I think that's a problem having too many names for stuff like narcolepsy, you know, I agree with people.
Kyle Dunnigan
Narcolepsy, figure it out.
Joe Rogan
The people that were saying like dyslexia, figure it out.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Stop falling asleep. Sleep. Stop reading backwards. Figure it out.
Kyle Dunnigan
I did feel dumb though. I wish I, I yeah. Had that name. So I have a disease.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Everybody wants to adhd. That's a weird one. People. Some people say that's not a real thing.
Kyle Dunnigan
I. If I would grew up earlier, I would have been diagnosed as like on some kind of spectrum. I used to fly a kite to like I used to fly a kite till I peed my pants. Because I just was like, good move tongue out.
Joe Rogan
Like nice way to meet the ladies.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh yeah.
Joe Rogan
Pants in a fucking.
Kyle Dunnigan
I can't read balsa wood structure in.
Joe Rogan
The air behind you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I just loved it. That's a very ass burgery, I think.
Joe Rogan
Well look, if you want things that are extraordinary, you need people that are on the spectrum. Like that's a fact. I know one thing we should thank vaccines for. There's a lot of fascinating people have come out of that spectrum. Them a little lead paint here, a little pesticide there, touch it all. Next thing you know you got some inflammation and some really good math.
Kyle Dunnigan
We grew up like we're near the same edge, I think where this, I think the worst food like when we were developing the 70s food was just 80s, just the biggest. I remember just having like that macaroni cheese Mac like microwaved on this like plastic tray.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's just all chemicals, chemicals, microplastics, peanut butter and fluff. You ever eat that? Oh, that was like lunch. Yeah, I'm gonna have, I'm gonna Have a marshmallow for lunch. Fluffer Nutter sandwich on Wonder bread, which is also sugar. That way.
Joe Rogan
Garbage.
Kyle Dunnigan
I used to go play. I played golf like obsessively for a while. And I would walk 18 holes. I'd have a Snickers and a Sprite. I walk into the 18 hole. I did this day after day as like I was like big into routine stuff. That was when I was growing, so I may have been taller. Had carrots.
Joe Rogan
You just ate Snickers and sprouts.
Kyle Dunnigan
By the way. This was like a country club. It's not like we weren't. Like we didn't grow up like rich, but like my dad, like for like three years at this country. And the food was free. Like you had to spend like a thousand dollars a month or whatever on food. And no one else was going. My dad worked really hard and I was the only one going. And I instead getting a lobster every day.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Kyle Dunnigan
He has Snickers. It was like 13 year old Kyle.
Joe Rogan
Damn.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
At least you got peanuts in the.
Kyle Dunnigan
Snickers isn't even a nut. It's a legume, a goomba.
Joe Rogan
I wish Snickers were good for you. They're delicious. It's a great snack to take when you're hiking.
Kyle Dunnigan
I found one in my car.
Joe Rogan
Lord Sandwich was a very conversant gambler. What's a conversant game?
C
It's very like he gambled a lot, wouldn't leave the table.
Joe Rogan
Story goes. Did not take the time to have a meal during his long hours playing at the cards table. Consequently, he would ask his servants to bring him slices of meat between two slices of bread. A habit known amongst his gambling friends. Wow. So he just wanted to eat quick, hence the sandwich. Wow.
Kyle Dunnigan
No one thought of that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, I guess.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Just because he's a gambling. So he's a degenerate.
C
It gambling.
Kyle Dunnigan
I got my I want to promote my crypto coin real quick. That's my merch.
Joe Rogan
Yeah baby coin.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. Yeah, it's the Hawk 3. Yeah baby coin. Skyrocketing. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You ever thought about making a coin?
Kyle Dunnigan
It's zero.
Joe Rogan
Anybody can do it now.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, Joe Rogan coin. That'd be good.
Joe Rogan
Good way to rip people off.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
We thought about doing it, but we're like, what is it it do? What can you buy with it?
Kyle Dunnigan
How does it work? It's total gambling.
Joe Rogan
Kurt Mets said it best. He's like, it's in just gamblers. They're gambling addicts.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a total.
Joe Rogan
That's what the crypto coin thing is. It's a bunch of gambling addicts, and they're all gambling on these meme coins.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And they're making money. Some of them are making money. And there's shifty deals and pumping dumps.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's really shady, but it's kind of legal.
Joe Rogan
It's weird. The whole thing's weird.
Kyle Dunnigan
It is a little bit of, like, if you fall for this, well, you shouldn't have money kind of thing, too, like. All right. Did you really.
Joe Rogan
How's that Trump coin doing? Not good. Why'd you.
Kyle Dunnigan
Bitcoin is.
Joe Rogan
Oh, is it because of the economy?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
C
Everything else.
Joe Rogan
So are you paying attention? All this tariff stuff? You're not. You can't.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, no, I am. I actually am very interested in finance. No, I watch videos of finance. I watch finance videos, like, every night. I'm very into it. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Really?
Kyle Dunnigan
I've actually learned so much because of YouTube, because I can watch the things, and I realize I'm actually interested in a lot of things. Yes, I know. I know.
Joe Rogan
Something just dropped while we're watching it.
Kyle Dunnigan
$9.
C
It's actually double.
Joe Rogan
It's dropping while we're watching it. Dropping today as people are gambling.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jesus.
Joe Rogan
They're buying and selling. So what is it worth now?
C
$9.37.
Joe Rogan
And what was it worth at its height? $80. $80. Wow. $75 Trump coin.
Kyle Dunnigan
What did he make off that? I'm very curious.
Joe Rogan
How does that work?
C
Billion. Two billion dollar market cap.
Joe Rogan
Two billion dollars still at nine dollars. So that's what it's worth now? Does that means all the trump coins are worth 2 billion bucks? Is that what it means collectively? Collectively, that was worth, like, look. Look at the big spike in the beginning. And then a bunch of people, like, sucker. Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
That is a total.
Joe Rogan
That has to be what happened, right? Like, how many people sold? What did Trump make off that? So there's two. How many days is it scroll your thing over there. How many days do you have? You have hours. You have hours before a giant drop off. Look at that. You have 12 hours, and then by Sunday the 19th, it drops radically.
C
Yeah, it's already dropped.
Kyle Dunnigan
But I bet those first 12 hours, like, you couldn't eat. Like, most people couldn't trade it.
Joe Rogan
But look at that first 12 hours. That is crypto coins. That's meme coins. Not. Not like Bitcoin, not like Ethereum, but, like, that is a meme coin. That. That first thing, that explosion. That's what I expect is garbage. That's what I expect, but I also. I support it. Why not? Yeah, you could do that. Look, if you can go play cards, if you could figure out a way to three card money people on the streets of New York. Okay.
Kyle Dunnigan
I used to play poker all the time. I went through a phase. I actually won the Borgata tournament. I want to turn there. I had $6,000 in my. I had lost my luggage on a flight like, weeks before, and I'm like, I'm not going to lose this cash because I, you know, didn't have too much money. So I put. I put like 3,000 or something in my suitcase, but I'm put like 3,000 in my pants because I'm not going to lose this money. And then I missed my flight, so now I slept over the airport with, like, giant wads.
Joe Rogan
But you made it.
Kyle Dunnigan
I made it back.
Joe Rogan
So why'd you stop playing? Was it too much, a waste of time?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, like, I actually really studied and I. I, you know, was the winning. Didn't make a ton of money, but, like, I didn't lose, you know, a big amount of money. I think I'm like, probably after playing 1 million hours, I'm up like $4. I mean, it's like, total waste of my life.
Joe Rogan
Ari was doing it in the early days of his comedy career. He was making money doing that. Yeah, that's how he'd make a living. He'd play in tournaments.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, you can. Especially in, like Vegas, like, with people come into, you know, there's having fun. You can just be very disciplined and just.
Joe Rogan
He would go to those cars, hard casinos that were out in California, like Bellflower.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know you're talking about bicycle, casino, commerce. Yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, Kyle, Kyle's back.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. A lot, huh?
Kyle Dunnigan
But I just. I stopped. It's a waste of time.
Joe Rogan
Well, for Ari, that was literally how he made a living when he wasn't making a living doing comedy yet.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he was that good.
Joe Rogan
And he's like, really just. Ari's very disciplined. You have organized, like, he doesn't do anything stupid.
Kyle Dunnigan
Texas hold'em is all. Like, just gotta fold, fold, fold, fold, you know, and just, you know, really be really disciplined. People just start fucking around and get drunk and you just.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you have to understand how many cards there are. If you have this, there's different guys. You see, the cards are on a table.
Kyle Dunnigan
You have to do calculations, the math of it. And just once, you know that it's like. And then it becomes second nature, you know, kind of right Away.
Joe Rogan
And then there's esp.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Read people's minds knowing they're bullshitting.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went out to Vegas once, and I was. I was depressed. I never get depressed. I'm not gonna. But I situationally, I was like, I'm gonna go. Just take five grand. I just drove to Vegas like a lunatic by myself and I just went.
Joe Rogan
By yourself?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
What time did you leave the house?
Kyle Dunnigan
No idea. I don't remember.
Joe Rogan
Daytime or nighttime, though. That's important because it takes four hours.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, it was like 5pm ish. It was like later. I was actually about to do a show, a live show on my YouTube channel. And I was under sort much stress, you know, I was like, editing and writing, and then it's just like, all me. And I just was like, gonna. You know, all these characters. I just was, like, really stressed out, and I didn't think the show was good. And I'm like, just didn't do it. And I just went. This is on top of. I was the pandemic. I was so isolated. And then it was too much alone, you know, kind of thing. And for a lot of people, I think. Yeah, I think that kind of cracked.
Joe Rogan
It cracked quite a few people.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Especially the most vulnerable amongst us. You know, a lot of comedians that are, like, very kind of socially awkward already. You isolate them. Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
You're staring at me pretty hard, L. A. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
No, I'm not. I'm not thinking about you at all. There's some of us that just, like, kind of never came back from it.
Kyle Dunnigan
You know, I haven't had a steady girlfriend since. I think maybe I got weird or something.
Joe Rogan
Did you? Do you feel like.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't. I think I'm very normal, but I must be.
Joe Rogan
Maybe after this show, the calls will start coming.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, they won't.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, baby.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, baby.
Joe Rogan
You got bros watching after the Netflix thing. They might, but they want to know.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't think I'm recognizable.
Joe Rogan
I don't want to say what you did.
Kyle Dunnigan
I don't think I. That was. By the way, we can say that it's like what I had was ridiculous.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Kyle Dunnigan
And it was like I wanted to take it off.
Joe Rogan
Don't say anymore. Because we don't want to give anything away.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay. Because it comes out.
Joe Rogan
It comes out on Monday.
Kyle Dunnigan
What time is this? When does this come out?
Joe Rogan
This comes out tomorrow.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So we can't do that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, this is good. Actually. People listen. They're gonna see that.
Joe Rogan
Hang in there. Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
It. That really Is gonna be like nothing.
Joe Rogan
Game changer.
Kyle Dunnigan
Channel.
Joe Rogan
Game changer. Yeah. No, it was phenomenal. And this show. So real. The show's so real. It's like seeing people kill. Seeing people bomb. Seeing people have great moments.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was, yeah, the best thing for.
Joe Rogan
Comedy because it gives comics like a. It's. There's a real career path now if you could bang out a solid minute on Kill Tony, you get into the Ecosys system.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's also such a high wire act because you like in doing a character, if you do snl, it's like, I'm sure, very nerve wracking. But this is like snl but you have no script, right? You gotta go like, I gotta try to make things funny. And when you're dressed up like a thing.
Joe Rogan
Can'T give away. Don't give it away.
Kyle Dunnigan
I won't say. I won't say. Yeah, but, but you're like everything you say they think is gonna be. You gotta. Right when you. It's gotta be a joke. But it was really cool because right before we went on. I'm trying to. I think I can say this.
Joe Rogan
You can't say no, no.
Kyle Dunnigan
But like the.
Joe Rogan
Tony will get mad, but I don't.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think this. We could say the, the crowd didn't know.
Joe Rogan
No, they didn't know it was gonna be it.
Kyle Dunnigan
And it was so exciting when they, they found out it was a good.
Joe Rogan
When they found out it was the first ever show on Netflix, they went nuts. The eruption in the room was amazing.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was really very.
Joe Rogan
It was pretty badass.
Kyle Dunnigan
So fun.
Joe Rogan
It's. And having that show at this club every week, that was. And it's incredible. It's just. It's so good for comedy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, you. It worked out like you. I remember when you were gonna go to Austin and I'm like, this, this Joe guy doesn't know what he's doing. I was telling people that this joke. I doesn't know what the hell he's doing. And I was wrong.
Joe Rogan
Thank you for your voter support. I just, I didn't think I knew.
Kyle Dunnigan
What I was doing.
Joe Rogan
I was like, I would, I'd bet against me. I'd be like, good luck doing that. But it was like all these things had a. It's almost like the universe wanted it to be made because it couldn't have been made with just me. It's just like if it was just me and some money that you can't make that club. You need all these pieces. It's like you have to hit every green light. And you could never bank on it. You have to have a pandemic. It has to get shut down. You have to live in a ridiculous place like la, where they won't let the Comedy Store open for a fucking year and a half so people are unemployed. I can snatch those people up. I just happen to get a big pile of money from Spotify.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I moved to this new city. A bunch of other guys start moving to this new city, and then all of a sudden we have, like, 15, 16 top comics living in the city. Like, okay, this is why it can work. Like, a bunch of things had. Ron White had already be here. He kind of lured me here because before the pandemic, he moved here and he was telling me how great it was. I love it. I love Austin. I was like, really? Texas? I don't know. And I was like, I don't know if I could live there. But then when the hit the fan and we started doing shows in Texas and putting it on Instagram, then all these guys like that, I'm moving to Texas. And the next thing you know, Sugar is here, Christina Pzycki's here, Tim Dillon's here. It's just like Shane Gillis moved. It's like it came. Duncan moved here. It just came in this wave. Brian Simpson. Brian Simpson was here early. Early on. Way before the club, we were doing shows at the Vulcan, and we were all talking about making a club. But the actually do it is the weirdest thing. Like, when you go there, it's like it's part of this weird illusion that you're living in. Some weird, bizarre hallucination you're having.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's like a leap, like a field of dreams.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
You built it. And then they came.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Austin is now like a comedy town.
Joe Rogan
It's a huge one of the. It's a huge live performance town already.
Kyle Dunnigan
Right.
Joe Rogan
Because there's so much great music here.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's a lot of vomit, too.
Joe Rogan
A lot of puke, a lot of.
Kyle Dunnigan
Homeless people, a lot of great drugs.
Joe Rogan
That's what I hear.
Kyle Dunnigan
I wouldn't know. And, yeah, it's a.
Joe Rogan
When you move in here, I know you hate the cold of winter.
Kyle Dunnigan
I. I do. And. And I think.
Joe Rogan
This is a more inviting environment for a gala.
Kyle Dunnigan
Q. Anyway, I know I have family back east, but I can move. I don't think they love me. I'm finding out. I don't think they love me anyway.
Joe Rogan
So what happened?
Kyle Dunnigan
They just. They just told me they didn't love me outright. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Wow.
Kyle Dunnigan
Which I respect. Which huh?
Joe Rogan
Did you say I don't love you first?
Kyle Dunnigan
No, no. I was like, I love you guys. And then they just kind of shake. Shook their heads. So I time visits me.
Joe Rogan
Take a hint.
Kyle Dunnigan
Huh?
Joe Rogan
Take a hint. Time to move.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know. I. I think it would. My. My career would be better out here. For sure.
Joe Rogan
For sure. You'll be around more like minded people and you get to understand the journey of Brian Holtzman.
Kyle Dunnigan
I need to. Yeah. Read up on him.
Joe Rogan
You need to watch him.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Yep.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of clubs here too. That's the beautiful thing about this place. You can get up anywhere here in town. There's so many clubs, it's hopping like every night of the week.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. Your club, though, is better than. And I'm not just saying that because I'm here, Joe. I'm not lying to you. But it's better than the Vulcan. I don't know if you've been to the Vulcan, which is a great club.
Joe Rogan
Thank you. Tough call.
Kyle Dunnigan
Tough call. They probably get runoff from people.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they have a lot of great shows there. They have great shows there all the time. A lot of the guys from the club do shows over there. They do it all the time. Yeah, it's like that. And then Brian Redband's room, the Sunset, which is right down the street. That's only like four or five doors down. And that place is packed all the time. That place is killer.
Kyle Dunnigan
That format on Kill Tony is just perfect. So great.
Joe Rogan
It's perfect. He's got it dialed in. It's like a finely oiled machine.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's like you or anybody who does things for. He's been doing it for years.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
And the rhythm of it. Like imagine like how people come up concept of a show and you would never come up with this. You would never go, this is gonna work right away. This Kill Tony format.
Joe Rogan
Well, it needed like years and years of development.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. This is the thing. Like they did that show once a week for a decade. A decade. They never missed an episode. They did it during the pandemic with no crowd.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, really? Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So yes, they did kill Tony in the main room with no crowd. They live streamed it.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, right, bro.
Joe Rogan
The whole like. They never let go. They never. They like a pit bull on a sack of nuts, just clamp and never let go. And now it's enormous. Like that episode where Adam Ray played Joe Biden and Shane Gillis played Trump. I think that has like, no way more.
Kyle Dunnigan
Really?
Joe Rogan
I think it's like 60 million people have watched it. On YouTube.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
How many? How many, Jamie?
C
25.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, Donna. Get. Nailed it.
Joe Rogan
I lied.
Kyle Dunnigan
Wow.
Joe Rogan
I thought it was a lot more than that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, there's probably also clips. If you put it together, it's.
Joe Rogan
Maybe that's what it is.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because I was told it was like 60 million people watched it.
Kyle Dunnigan
People just know that it's a high.
Joe Rogan
Maybe it's all of them. But if you think about all the clips on top of that, I mean, it's a giant show now.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think a lot of. Also there's a.
Joe Rogan
It's only 25 million. Why did I think it was more? Is there. Maybe he's adding multiple ones where those guys were on together.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's some value in having a live show now, which pops more than other because you can tell that show is improvised.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Kyle Dunnigan
There's so many moments that are awkward and don't work. It makes even more live is fun to watch. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's dangerous.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. It's also super stressful.
Joe Rogan
But also, you with Kill Tony, you're literally getting crazy people and giving them a microphone for them.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know.
Joe Rogan
Some of those people are out of their minds. Half of them are homeless. Homeless.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Half of them are sleeping in their car.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
A lot of them, like, drove from Seattle. One guy. Well, I want to say the story, but there's.
Kyle Dunnigan
Save it. Like the Larroquette story. Just let it simmer.
Joe Rogan
What about that Larrocket story? Now's the time.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's the time.
Joe Rogan
Now's the time.
Kyle Dunnigan
Now's the time. Boy, this better be a good story.
Joe Rogan
It doesn't sound really funny if it's not.
Kyle Dunnigan
I think you're your wish on this. Only thing I've ever, like, booked where I. Where, like, sitcom. I ever booked where I was like. I read. I did callbacks. There's, like, four callbacks. Okay. And finally, like, I got a sitcom, and it was like a reoccurring role. It was. And I played this. This guy, this girl's boyfriend, and she, like, did not find me. I could tell she was like. Because we'd have a makeout scene. So we go to the table read. You know, the table read was like, where the network come and you all sit around and they just laugh and everyone's having a great time. So right before our table read, they go, kyle, we got some new lines for you. Got like eight new lines. They were like, all new lines. And I knew how my reading was. We've talked about that. And so I'm panicking. A little bit like, okay, Kyle, just. You can do this. Just read good, Kyle. I'm thinking in my head, oh, my God. So it's going around the table. It's like, ha, ha ha. It's killing. Gets to me. My line, I'm like, if I go to the store, then we can get it. And then death quiet. Then it goes around the table. Hello, me. I found. And then afterwards, I'm like, I think I'm fired. And it was so much like climbing a mountain to get this job. And then the next day, I didn't get a call. No one said, you're fired. So I come in the next day and I'm about to get to the door and the cast director's like, whoop. And she goes, you're. We're not. You can. You can go home. They're going to do a different direction.
Joe Rogan
They say that you can go home.
Kyle Dunnigan
You can go home. I got there and I. And she goes, but you're going to Iraq. That'll be cool. She's trying to make small talk because I was going to Iraq like the next week.
Joe Rogan
Did you stand up?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. USO tour. Kind of a hero, I guess. No one wanted us to see. It was. Yeah. So my, my.
Joe Rogan
You can go home as the mom most up. Way to tell someone, you can go home.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They're gonna go a different way.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay. And then I get to go to Iraq. So that was my prize.
Joe Rogan
You should have told him you can't read.
Kyle Dunnigan
I should have said I'm dyslexic. You know, you're so nervous. You want to be like, I'm not a problem and I can do it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
But anyway, she'll sucked did it. Yeah, it was no Sanford and Son.
Joe Rogan
Well, it. I didn't even know about it until an hour ago.
Kyle Dunnigan
You got that Neurogum that you just did?
Joe Rogan
No, this is.
Kyle Dunnigan
I stole a pack or someone got me a pack of Neuro.
Joe Rogan
You like that stuff, huh?
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, I, you know, I wanted a little pick me up and coffee. I went online. No, I'm good now. But like, I was online and I. I wanted to buy this stuff and try it and I got scammed. It was like Nutra gum. The same packaging as Neuro gum. And then I was like, this ain't the stuff.
Joe Rogan
These.
Kyle Dunnigan
Do.
Joe Rogan
You mess around with nootropics, though. There's a lot of good ones out there.
Kyle Dunnigan
Nootropics.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's what new. That's what. Neuropsych.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know what that word means, but why don't you tell the audience?
Joe Rogan
It's. It's these things. This is like neuromints. This is the same company, they make mints just like nootropics. No, it's like theanine, caffeine, a bunch. It's essentially nutrients that help brain function. So it helps with your memory, it helps with your verbal memory, like to be able to read. You know, sometimes you're searching for a word, you can't find it. This stuff helps with that. Helping read. Yeah, not just this. It probably would. Probably. I think it's just it. It helps. It's the building blocks for human neurotransmitters, as it's been explained to me. Like, there's certain nutrients that, like, you know, like vitamin D. It helps muscle synthesis, it helps a bunch of things, helps your immune function. There's a bunch of nutrients that do different things in your body. Right.
Kyle Dunnigan
All right.
Joe Rogan
And theanine is a really good one for memory. There's a bunch of alpha choline. Was it alpha gpc? Choline? Is that what it is? Acetylcholine. There's quite a few different nutrients that have been identified as to helping brain function. And so the way I found out about this stuff, there was Bill Romanowski, the football player. He has a company, he's got really good stuff. Stuff. It's called Neuro1. And it's like a scoop. You just mix it in water and blend it up or whatever and it's. And I. I tried. I was on a radio station in San Francisco and they gave it to me. I was like, this is great. Where can you get this? Like, it really does, like, give you a little pick me up, just. But not like. Like five shots of espresso. You're like, ah, it's just like a little edge of focus.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I could use a little memory booster. I don't sleep well enough. I'm really gonna try to fix that because.
Joe Rogan
What are you gonna do to fix it?
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm gonna. You're gonna be really proud of me. You ready? I'm prepared. I'm gonna be taking. I have a jiu jitsu class on Monday. My first one.
Joe Rogan
That'll help you sleep, I think so you probably go to sleep a bunch of times in class.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, I actually do not have a neck for like a chokehold kind of sport. I have. I'm 30% neck.
Joe Rogan
Well, that's a. That is a large target. But my advice would be just to take it easy. Slowly at first. How old are you now?
Kyle Dunnigan
26.
Joe Rogan
You look great.
Kyle Dunnigan
I look like shit.
Joe Rogan
Just go slowly. That's my advice. Don't try to go too fast, especially if you have been working out hard. Have you been working out hard?
Kyle Dunnigan
Not. And then. No.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
The answer is no to that.
Joe Rogan
So that means you know, your joints are not going to be the most resilient. Don't. Don't try to do it all at once. That's my thing, by the way. That's with everything. If, like, I'm going to run a marathon tomorrow. Hey, hey, hey. Have you ever run before? No, I don't run at all. Okay, let's not run a marathon. Let's. Let's run a mile. Let's do one mile, which is a lot. If you haven't run a mile is a lot. If you do not run a mile is a lot. Yeah, but you can't just run a marathon. And if you're gonna do jiu jitsu, like, start slow. Don't try to do a two and a half hour session. I'm gonna roll with five guys today. Like, learn an arm bar, learn how to tap. Okay. This is a triangle.
Kyle Dunnigan
I told them, like, give me the most beginner thing.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, they have to do it that way. Everyone's gonna do it that way. Nobody teaches you, like, flying triangles. The moment you get into the class, they teach you beginner stuff like, this is the mount, this is side control. This is the guard. They teach you, like, simple basics.
Kyle Dunnigan
Good for confidence too, I hear. Oh, yeah, you can fight.
Joe Rogan
It'll help a lot. It does, but it also. It's great for stress relief life. Because no matter what your day is, it will never be as stressful as some dude mounting you, trying to choke you unconscious.
Kyle Dunnigan
This is.
Joe Rogan
Now, if you fight that off and then you're done with your class, like, regular stuff is like, whatever, right? Some crazy homeless guy, man, you be like, yeah, take care. You don't want to, you know, you don't even want to be in any. You don't have this desire to puff your chest out like a lot of people do. It's like, stop.
Kyle Dunnigan
Now you're proud of me for doing this. Now you're about to be not proud of me.
Joe Rogan
Ready?
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay.
Joe Rogan
It's girls class.
Kyle Dunnigan
Ass.
Joe Rogan
It's all women's.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jesus. I don't want to get boners when I'm like, I would not want that woman.
Joe Rogan
You don't. You're not gonna get a boner.
C
No.
Kyle Dunnigan
If I'm Europe woman.
Joe Rogan
Kyle, don't let anybody ever tell you different.
Kyle Dunnigan
Thank you so much. Don't let anyone misidentify.
Joe Rogan
Don't let anyone deny your humanity.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm a ma'am. No.
Joe Rogan
What am I not gonna get up? What am I gonna get upset about?
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm also taking a pickleball class.
Joe Rogan
I like pickleball, you know, plays pickleball every day.
Kyle Dunnigan
Wait, let me guess. 20 questions.
Joe Rogan
The only time I've ever let you guess. Every time I jump in, I'm gonna.
Kyle Dunnigan
Say, duncan Trussell takes pickleball.
Joe Rogan
He might, but that's not who I was thinking of. Kid Rock plays pickleball every day.
Kyle Dunnigan
I love any kind of like, racket ball sport.
Joe Rogan
He goes, yeah, Every day I get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, my trainer comes over play pickleball. I'm like, every day. He's like, every day. I love it.
Kyle Dunnigan
I want that kind of money where I just pay I. To come over and play pickleball.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it was a trainer. Trainer. He's got a trainer. Probably teaching him. I bet he's a pickleball wizard now. He probably knows how to do the secret moves, how to slice the ball.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'll destroy rocket pickleball.
Joe Rogan
You think so?
Kyle Dunnigan
Destroy that. He's a clown.
Joe Rogan
Whoa.
Kyle Dunnigan
Kid Rock is a clown.
Joe Rogan
I can't believe you're calling him out like this on my show.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm just saying I don't think he's with the President.
Joe Rogan
He brought Bill to the White House. I have that underwear. He brought Bill Maher to the White House. They had dinner with.
Kyle Dunnigan
Are we in like a map Mad Libs episode with?
Joe Rogan
I hope so. I hope so. I'm scared of this tariff stuff because it's radical change. I'm scared of radical change.
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, let me tell you what I think. And I don't know anything good.
Joe Rogan
We don't. Both of us don't know. This is a perfect time to speculate about the economy.
Kyle Dunnigan
This is all his negotiating. It's going to come down. It's not. It's not going to stay like this. The bad thing will be, is if all the other countries go, you America. We're not going to do any. We're not going to.
Joe Rogan
It's always a possibility.
Kyle Dunnigan
Then that's a problem.
Joe Rogan
I think it's always a possibility. Also, you're not nearly as charming if people can't speak your language. Language like Trump is used to being able to charm people. Yeah, he's very charming. But if you can't speak his language, might look.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, it might be.
Joe Rogan
You're like this orange. It's like, you know what I mean? Like, you know, I don't even know this guy. What is he saying? And someone has to tell you what he said. Like, it's not cute when Boris Yovanovich has to translate.
Kyle Dunnigan
Doesn't.
Joe Rogan
In your ear.
Kyle Dunnigan
It doesn't.
Joe Rogan
Mr. Putin, he says, these tariffs. This is. This. It's part of the game.
Kyle Dunnigan
Terrific thing.
Joe Rogan
It's part of the card game we are playing all together, globally.
Kyle Dunnigan
He. It's like, you know, the woman's from, like. Like, Poland, and she's like, oh, you're comedian. Tell joke. And you're like, no, you're not gonna find this funny. I can't tell you a joke.
Joe Rogan
Let me tell you first about the history of my country and suffering. Let me tell you how many people stall and starve to death, and then.
Kyle Dunnigan
You tell me your cute little joke in my village. Yeah, I've had that happen me recently. I was like, I'm not telling you. It's not going to go well.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's a tough one. When people ask me if they don't know, I am genuinely the easiest one to say is, I do commentary for the ufc.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, that's good.
Joe Rogan
Because if I say podcast, well, people know you now.
Kyle Dunnigan
I mean, some people don't know me.
Joe Rogan
It's nice. Every now and then, I get a person who doesn't know who I am. Like some old fella.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, an old fella.
Joe Rogan
What do you do?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, what do you do, son?
Joe Rogan
I do commentary for the Ultimate Fighting Championship. And then they look at you sideways like, what?
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. That's still, though. Could be a conversation. Here's what I do. On, like, a plane, I go. I work with computers, and they're like, oh, finances, too.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But if I want to have a conversation with someone, if I don't mind having a conversation with them, I just don't want to explain the whole thing.
Kyle Dunnigan
I forget. You do UFC commentary. That's another great job.
Joe Rogan
That's a job. That's the only job. I have all the great jobs, but that's the only job I have. That's. That's an actual job where someone pays me. Like, I show up, I work for somebody. I'm an employee. You know, I have to. I sign up.
Kyle Dunnigan
Is there something you want to do that you haven't done? Are you looking?
Joe Rogan
I'm not looking to do anything.
Kyle Dunnigan
You have a goal.
Joe Rogan
No. Zero goals.
Kyle Dunnigan
Zero goal. What about retiring and traveling?
Joe Rogan
Retirement ideas? No.
Kyle Dunnigan
Pyramids. You ever see those?
Joe Rogan
I want to see the pyramids.
Kyle Dunnigan
I do too. But I think what's going to happen is you go, oh, there they are. And now you're like, I don't think so. 20.
Joe Rogan
I've been obsessed with the pyramids since I was like a little boy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Can you go in them now at all? Yes, you can?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay.
Joe Rogan
And if I went, I'd hopefully be able to get someone to guide me, like a really good person, you know. Could you do it as Caitlyn Jenner, though?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, baby. This is where the guy died.
Joe Rogan
We filmed that.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. He was buried with his dog. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Have you seen this whole controversy? They think that there's like these enormous structures.
Kyle Dunnigan
This is.
Joe Rogan
I don't know. But there's a guy named Jimmy Corsetti. He has this great YouTube show called Bright Insight. He's been on my show many times. Very smart guy and very reasonable guy and also is a huge believer that there's a missing chapter in ancient history. He doesn't believe in it. He. He thinks it ignores something that everyone knows. There's this enormous water table that's underneath the pyramids. So. The pyramids. There's water underneath the pyramids. And Mr. Beast, apparently on his YouTube thing that he did with the pyramids went into the water. So they're all in the water, splashing around the water. So this water table.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So underneath the pyramids there's water that flows.
Kyle Dunnigan
It's been there for like stable to me engineering mind to talk to you.
Joe Rogan
Before they built that 5,000 years ago.
Kyle Dunnigan
Was it 5, 10?
Joe Rogan
It's probably more. It's probably a lot more. If I had a guess, I think they're wrong. I think the hieroglyphs that are on the wall that depict pharaohs leading back to 30,000 plus years, it's probably accurate.
Kyle Dunnigan
I really want to know how they built those. I really. I think that's a. Those. You see, some of those stones are so I don't believe aliens or I don't believe that happened. I think people built that. But how did they get some of those stones up there?
Joe Rogan
Well, I was watching this guy.
Kyle Dunnigan
Here's the answer.
Joe Rogan
I'll tell you who this guy is because shout out to him because he had a very interesting take on it. I watch a lot of these, like silly. The YouTube videos that are all on like ancient history and ancient civilizations and stuff like that. But this one was really kind of interesting.
Kyle Dunnigan
Fat people falling down.
Joe Rogan
This guy is. I'll send it to you, Jamie. His name is Michael Button and he had a very good point. And his point is that there's this linear path between like cave person and what we are today. But he's saying, but human beings in the form that we exist in today have essentially been around for at least 315,000 years. And there's all these large rise like peaks and dips in the historical timeline of the temperature of the earth. And in these peaks of temperature you have all this growth and change and then you have ice ages and you have drop offs and then there's cataclysms and natural disasters. And he brings up the volcano eruption, the Toba volcano eruption. But what he's essentially saying is human beings in this form with the minds that we have, have existed for 300,000 years capacity, but yet only over the last few thousand years have we seen all this progress. And he thinks what he's proposing is if there was a super advanced civilization 100,000 years ago, there would be almost nothing left. So we're supposing that what we find is all that's ever been. What he's saying is if you imagine 200,000 years of development, of technology, of tools, of agriculture, all the different things that could have happened in those 200,000 years, that you could have had an insanely advanced society 200,000 years ago and then it gets completely wiped out, then 115 to 150 depending on who you ask, thousand years later you start seeing what we've seen in the last few hundred years.
Kyle Dunnigan
Okay, I, I'm gonna push back on, on this too. Wouldn't we have, wouldn't they have some metal?
Joe Rogan
No, all they would have. But he would. This is what he's talking about. When you have enormous spans of time, all you have left is stone. You have rocks that's really just disintegrates. It all goes away. It all just, just gets absorbed by the earth. Like when you know there's very little metal that is going to like any forge. Like if you have a knife and you leave that knife under the ground, just the earth will erode it. You know, a few thousand years, it's gone just.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, so they probably had combustion engines here.
Joe Rogan
Look at steel. Takes approximately 50 to 500 years to decompose depending on the type of an environmental conditions. With stainless steel potentially taking over a thousand years years. So just imagine something that's a hundred thousand years old. You got nothing. There's nothing left. And he, so he makes this very interesting argument in this video that I never considered before. It's just the timeline of human beings being human beings. And he's like, what was it? Why was there this great leap in technology? And it is completely possible that there was great leaps hundreds of thousands of years ago. But then the question is like, like, what happened to us? How did we get so far ahead of all these other creatures? How did we get so far ahead?
Kyle Dunnigan
I know you talk about like we're like this, this much smarter than a monkey.
Joe Rogan
I mean, oh, we have most genes. Most. Most of our genes are chimpanzee genes, most of them.
Kyle Dunnigan
What are the things under the pyramids that are pillars? What does that mean?
Joe Rogan
I don't know of what they're seeing. See some sort of satellite ground penetrating. Is it a radar? A type of radar? Jamie, what do they call them? They have these images. The problem is also these guys are Italian, so they're saying it in Italian. And so I don't know exactly what they're saying. I'm just reading the translation. I want to hear their voice. I want to hear if they sound wacky. Everybody is talking in Italian. Sounds beautiful. But you could say nonsense with an Italian accent. It sounds incredible. Yeah, because I don't speak Italian.
Kyle Dunnigan
Beautiful language.
Joe Rogan
Beautiful language. So these images that show these feet, look, if it's real and that stuff is under the water table, that's actually even fucking crazy. Explain the collected acoustics from deep in the ground, including seismic waves, noise from human activity and photon interactions to map newly found shafts and chambers that extend more than 2,000ft below the surface. Biondi said these waves were collected by radar, specifically by analyzing Doppler centroid abnormal abnormalities, shifts or distortions in frequency patterns used to detect underground structures or changes. However, Professor Lawrence Conyers, a radar expert at University of Denver who specializes in archaeology and was not involved in the study, still raised doubts. He said photon interactions. This is science fiction. And frequency shifts of what Said. We now have three different energy sources moving around radar, electromagnetic sound, seismic and light photon. This is all gobblygook. Sounds like he didn't get invited to the party. I heard that guy's a furry. I made that up. I'm sorry, sir, but show me the images of what they. They believe that they've found. Because this is. It's. If it is a real thing. If you really do have these. I mean, the 3D images, like they really stepped out of line and drawing it so. I mean, so clearly. Yeah, like that's not what you see. You're. You're honey dicking me.
Kyle Dunnigan
But they gotta dig.
Joe Rogan
But if it is under the water table, that's even crazier. So if they're using the water, if the pyramid. There's a guy named Christopher Dunn that believes that the pyramid is a gigantic electrical power plant.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah. Like a Tesla coil kind of thing. The needles.
Joe Rogan
So if they're using the water for energy and they actually have these columns that extend into the water, that's even crazier. That's an even more advanced civilization than just building these columns. Problems?
Kyle Dunnigan
Well, we gotta dig. Why don't we dig? Start digging there. Me and go over. Me and you get down there.
Joe Rogan
How many shovels you think we need? Should we be safe?
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, definitely. Extras 4 for sure.
Joe Rogan
Jamie's back goes out if he digs all day, though.
Kyle Dunnigan
Jamie's what? He told me that that golf swing's gonna hurt his back. I'm a little worried about that.
Joe Rogan
That's a serious golf swing. You're a little jealous, right? You're a little jealous.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was like I heard a nice.
Joe Rogan
You're a little jealous. I felt it from you.
Kyle Dunnigan
A little jealous. Definitely. Jealous of his equipment.
Joe Rogan
You heard that whack and you're like, ooh, that's going far.
Kyle Dunnigan
What's your handicap, Jamie? I think people want to know.
C
Yeah, I mean, what was yours when you were playing all the time?
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's a. He diverted.
Kyle Dunnigan
I won the.
Joe Rogan
Turn the question around.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know I don't want to be judged. I was.
C
That's really.
Kyle Dunnigan
First of all, this is not. I know it seems like I've bragged a lot on this show, but this is a fact. I was the Aztec Valley Country Club junior golf champion.
C
So you're probably three or four when you were there. Maybe better even.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, there was not a lot. I think there's like five kids in the context. But what's your now? I. I'll shoot like a 95. I. I was probably like 80 when I was a kid.
C
So that's like 8ish. 7 85, maybe 10.
Joe Rogan
10 handicap. Is that good, Jamie?
C
Yeah, that was really good.
Joe Rogan
What's yours?
C
Probably it's 20.
Joe Rogan
20. Jamie's got a line drive that'll you up, though.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, I know. I. I heard I fell whack in that room.
Joe Rogan
What's the furthest you've ever driven the ball, Jamie? Me? I said that.
C
Wind conditions come into play there, Joe.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, no, no, no.
C
I go for ball. I'm going for ball speed right now, I think. And I've gotten over 160 before. But that's only like one part of the equation.
Joe Rogan
Is that world class.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, yeah.
C
It's pretty high.
Joe Rogan
That's fast as 160 miles an hour. That's crazy golf.
C
Like, most people who play golf don't break 100, so, like, you're already in the top five, 10 or something.
Joe Rogan
But that's what you're obsessed with, right? Sure.
C
I was just trying to beat my friends. Really?
Kyle Dunnigan
You play for money golf?
C
I mean, if I go with most people here, they're only playing for money.
Joe Rogan
So.
Kyle Dunnigan
So fun.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I can't get addicted.
Kyle Dunnigan
You never. You just didn't like golf?
Joe Rogan
No, I never played it. You've never tried it? No. What do you mean, I never played it.
Kyle Dunnigan
How could you not even.
Joe Rogan
Because I'm scared of games. I get addicted to games. I don't have any time. Time I have.
Kyle Dunnigan
My life is a big.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Kyle Dunnigan
Bidding now.
Joe Rogan
No. Legitimately.
Kyle Dunnigan
About chess. Do you play chess?
Joe Rogan
No. That's the same thing. No.
Kyle Dunnigan
Play with me.
Joe Rogan
Are you that good? Because you're on the spectrum lately.
Kyle Dunnigan
I've been playing a lot online. I play, but it's like I want.
Joe Rogan
To play to the mothership. Tony plays all the time.
Kyle Dunnigan
He does? Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Tony and Brian Simpson. They play all the time. Tony's pretty good. Oh.
Kyle Dunnigan
Oh, I'd love to.
Joe Rogan
Tony's a smart.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah, he's a smart.
Joe Rogan
He's good. He's good at chess. He's probably a little spectrum.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
We're all a little bit.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah. To be that quick with.
Joe Rogan
But I feel about chess the same way. Chess, maybe even more so because I could play on my computer anytime I want. I can't do that. I can't have that in my life.
Kyle Dunnigan
Why not? I mean, listen, golf is a such a great.
Joe Rogan
Listen, I know I would love it. Everyone. Ron White loves it. Jamie loves it. Tony loves it. They love it. Tony just started playing when he moved to Austin. He loves golfing.
Kyle Dunnigan
Love golf. I don't play much at all. But you're just afraid that you're gonna get too into it. That's what it sounds like.
Joe Rogan
Oh, 100%. Yeah. No, I have like a little switch that goes off, and then I become obsessed with things.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. That's.
Joe Rogan
It used to be.
Kyle Dunnigan
It was.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's. Most of. Is a game right now that I have it with its pool. I play pool pretty well.
Kyle Dunnigan
I played. You don't remember this, but I played pool with you at your old studio. And I don't think I hit any ball. Balls. I think you just went and you played pool.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Just went there.
Kyle Dunnigan
And you're just like, we're Done. You're like, game's over. I was like, oh, that was fun.
Joe Rogan
That's the up thing about pool. If a guy breaks first, he could just break and run out.
Kyle Dunnigan
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
10 racks.
Kyle Dunnigan
Pretty rude of you. I was a guest.
Joe Rogan
I'm rude. I won't let anybody win.
Kyle Dunnigan
You, like, two balls left. I had all my balls. Nothing. You could have been like, here, you know, just miss a little bit. Let me go.
Joe Rogan
No, you don't want that in your life.
Kyle Dunnigan
No, I do. That's all. When I was younger, I didn't want.
Joe Rogan
You have a boxing match like that old guy had. I've hit my head, take a beating. That guy didn't have any fear that he's gonna get punched back. Did you notice?
Kyle Dunnigan
That was way. It was, like, poorly rigged.
Joe Rogan
There's some good fake fights online. There's this one guy who's a politician in Mexico, and he got, like, fake muscles. So he had, like, that I. Those fake muscles, and then he had a fake fight with the fake muscles. And it's like a super obvious fake fight. You watch. Like, what the am I looking at? This is nuts.
Kyle Dunnigan
They have that giant bicep.
Joe Rogan
Weird, like, bulging, like they're oil. They. They shove oil into their skin, and it makes your. Like, how does that. How bad does that feel?
Kyle Dunnigan
And they forget to do their legs. You got to balance that out.
Joe Rogan
Well, people get their legs oiled up, too.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm gonna get oiled up, and I'm getting huge. I'm do jiu jitsu the whole my life. From here on in my life is going to change.
Joe Rogan
This is a good place to do that. Then you need to move here. A lot of jiu jitsu here too.
Kyle Dunnigan
I'm gonna be out here a lot, I think. I really do think I will be out here a lot here. Like, four times in the past three months.
Joe Rogan
I know. That's what I'm saying. Just get a place.
Kyle Dunnigan
No one loves me.
Joe Rogan
Brooklyn, New York.
Kyle Dunnigan
I know no one loves me.
Joe Rogan
That's. We love you here.
Kyle Dunnigan
I mean, I do. I do feel more welcomed here. So. Yeah, just golf, golf, Golf can get me out here. If Tony plays golf.
Joe Rogan
Oh, they all play golf. Everybody plays golf out here. All right, you're in.
Kyle Dunnigan
I have to go to the bathroom so bad.
Joe Rogan
Let's wrap this up.
Kyle Dunnigan
I can't concentrate.
Joe Rogan
I can see it in your face.
Kyle Dunnigan
I had a pee so bad.
Joe Rogan
I know. It's the worst. You can't form sentences. Okay, we'll wrap it up, tell everybody how they can find my crypto.
Kyle Dunnigan
Coin. No. Kyle. Dunning.com. i'm on tour. Boston, Vermont, Philly, Vegas.
Joe Rogan
And Instagram. There it is. Live date.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's. With that.
Joe Rogan
Join the building.
Kyle Dunnigan
That's your.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's my flamethrower. That's Elon's not a flamethrower. Yeah, yeah, okay. And your Instagram is Kyle.
Kyle Dunnigan
Instagram is Kyle Donovan1.
Joe Rogan
And you may or may not be the star of Monday night's kill. Tony.
Kyle Dunnigan
May or may not. You don't know.
Joe Rogan
Ladies and gentlemen, Cal Dunigan.
Kyle Dunnigan
Thank you.
Joe Rogan
Thank you, brother. That was fun. Bye, everybody.
Podcast Summary: The Joe Rogan Experience #2300 - Kyle Dunnigan
Release Date: April 5, 2025
In Episode #2300 of The Joe Rogan Experience, host Joe Rogan sits down with comedian Kyle Dunnigan for an extensive and engaging conversation that spans a variety of topics, from the intricacies of the entertainment industry to the implications of emerging technologies. This detailed summary captures the essence of their discussion, highlighting key points, memorable quotes, and insightful exchanges.
Early Conversations on Sitcoms The episode opens with Joe and Kyle reminiscing about classic sitcoms from the '70s. Their discussion delves into the challenges actors face in landing sitcom roles and the intense audition processes.
Auditioning for Sitcoms Kyle shares his experiences auditioning for numerous sitcoms without success, highlighting the competitive and often discouraging nature of the industry.
Joe's Transition to Television and Fear Factor Joe reflects on his brief stint in television, specifically his role in News Radio, and his subsequent shift to hosting Fear Factor to avoid the trappings of Hollywood fame.
The Rocket Ship Metaphor Joe introduces the concept of the "rocket ship" in a comedian's career—the phase where success begins to take off—and discusses the anxiety that comes with it.
Advice for Emerging Comedians Joe offers valuable advice to budding comedians, emphasizing the importance of enjoying the journey rather than fixating on success metrics.
Kyle's Struggles with Audience and Self-Confidence Kyle candidly talks about his challenges with audience demographics and self-doubt, revealing the personal toll of seeking acceptance and success.
AI Passing the Turing Test The conversation shifts to technological advancements, particularly AI achieving human-like interactions, raising concerns about privacy and the future of human meaning.
Warp Drives and UAPs Joe and Kyle explore the concept of warp drives and Unidentified Aerial Phenomena (UAPs), discussing their potential implications and the blurred lines between science fiction and emerging science.
John F. Kennedy Assassination Theories Delving deeper into conspiracy theories, they touch upon Oliver Stone's insights into the JFK assassination, questioning official narratives and exploring alternative explanations.
Kyle's Acting Misadventures Kyle recounts his unsuccessful attempts at landing acting roles, including his experience with the show Cedric the Entertainer Presents and an ill-fated audition that led to a USO tour in Iraq.
Jiu Jitsu and Physical Fitness The duo discusses the benefits of physical activities like Jiu Jitsu, with Joe advising Kyle to approach it gradually to prevent injury.
Comedy Central and Early Career Struggles They reflect on the evolution of comedy platforms, from early sketch shows to modern podcasts, highlighting the challenges of getting content recognized in a saturated market.
Impact of Social Media on Self-Perception Kyle theorizes how social media platforms like Facebook have altered the way younger generations perceive compliments and self-worth, contrasting it with older, more reserved social interactions.
Maintaining Meaning in an AI-Dominated Future Joe and Kyle ponder the philosophical implications of AI surpassing human capabilities, questioning the essence of meaning and purpose in a world where machines can replicate human creativity.
Kyle's Upcoming Tour and Crypto Promotions As the conversation winds down, Kyle promotes his upcoming tour across various cities and his crypto coin venture, encouraging listeners to connect via his website and Instagram.
Final Thoughts and Farewell The episode concludes with light-hearted banter about personal habits and mutual support, reinforcing their camaraderie and the supportive nature of their relationship.
Episode #2300 of The Joe Rogan Experience with Kyle Dunnigan offers a rich tapestry of discussions, blending personal anecdotes with broader societal and technological issues. From the gritty realities of the acting world to the speculative realms of AI and warp drives, Joe and Kyle provide listeners with both entertainment and food for thought. Their candid exchanges and humorous interactions make for an engaging listen, offering valuable insights for comedians, tech enthusiasts, and curious minds alike.
This summary aims to provide a comprehensive overview of the podcast episode, capturing the essence of Joe Rogan and Kyle Dunnigan's conversation while highlighting significant topics and memorable moments.