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Tim Dillon
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Joe Rogan
Hey, Tim Dillon. How are you? I'm much better now that the ladies are back from space.
Tim Dillon
Thank you for having me. What were they up there? 10 minutes?
Joe Rogan
Well, it was very profound. I don't know if you've seen Katy Perry talk about it, but she's basically a guru now.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. What were her findings? That's my question.
Joe Rogan
Well, what did you learn? Which is super important. Shows you how quick the flight was. The dead Daisy, that's like snipped from its life source was still. Still alive or still vibrant.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. And it's so.
Joe Rogan
It's Daisy.
Tim Dillon
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Look at her nails. So pretty now.
Tim Dillon
So they go up there and they float for like 10 minutes at least. And then they come down.
Joe Rogan
Let's not minimize this.
Tim Dillon
No, it's a big deal.
Joe Rogan
Let's celebrate. Female astronauts, and they were united because a lot of men astronauts, they have to go to school.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They have to learn how to be a pilot first. Then they have to join the Air Force or the Navy, and then they get appointed by NASA.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
And then they go to space, you know, but.
Tim Dillon
And there has been. That's the other thing. There has been female astronauts.
Joe Rogan
Let's. Let's not minimize. Let's not minimize this.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I think there was a. Stuck on a space station for a few months. That's terribly more impressive.
Joe Rogan
Let's not minimize this. No. The problem with that story.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Is that she was rescued by a very awful person.
Tim Dillon
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Who wants to expose fraud and waste.
Tim Dillon
Yes. Did Musk rescue her?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
Oh, interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Oh, where's that in the news? Oh, I didn't know that those people were stuck. The Boeing jet, the skyline, whatever the it is, the Boeing spaceship wasn't working. They couldn't fix it.
Tim Dillon
Interesting. I didn't even know that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And by the way, Elon could have rescued them during the Biden administration. They didn't want to because of his open support for Trump. So they left those people up there. Yes, he's talked about it on my podcast.
Tim Dillon
They left those people up there and they're just chilling.
Joe Rogan
No, they're dying.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
It's like slow radiation poisoning. It's like getting 10x rays a day. And they're just slowly getting sapped of your life force out there in no gravity. Your bones are weakening. Did you see that lady's face when she came back?
Tim Dillon
She didn't look great, bro.
Joe Rogan
Her. Something had happened. Like her chin had grown.
Tim Dillon
She looked like.
Joe Rogan
Chin was extended and her hair had all turned gray.
Tim Dillon
She looked like she was sick.
Joe Rogan
She was sick. Yeah. You're dying up there, man.
Tim Dillon
That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
I had Commander Chris Hatfield on, and he was, at one point in time the longest person that had been in space from. Wasn't he? It's like he was there for like six months and he was saying it was unbelievable, like, how difficult it was to recover once you get back to Earth. He couldn't walk. It was just like a total vertigo. Like, his whole body was, like, so not used to gravity. All of his bones were weak. All his muscles were weak.
Tim Dillon
But these seem fine, these ladies.
Joe Rogan
Well, for now, let's not minimize. Let's not minimize the sacrifice. Yeah.
Tim Dillon
No, it's huge for the world, in.
Joe Rogan
Fact, for the world. They're different. They're profoundly different.
Tim Dillon
To show people what's inspiring.
Joe Rogan
That's what I'm saying.
Tim Dillon
It's inspiring if. If. If a guy who's worth, what, a trillion dollars? Several billion. 100 billion.
Joe Rogan
Just imagine the conspiracies if they didn't make it.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Well, Pete, there's already people saying that they faked it, which I think is silly.
Joe Rogan
Well, I love those people, but it's great. Those are the people that think space is fake.
Tim Dillon
That's right. Yeah. But they're. They're ready people going, well, they faked it. And I'm like, I hope they fake something better than that. I hope if they're faking stuff. And they probably are faking some stuff.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
God, I hope they're faking stuff that's better than that.
Joe Rogan
I think this is the confusion. I think the confusion is that they essentially got to the threshold of space. They did not get, like, way out there where re entry is very traumatic. And it has, like. If you see, like, those heat shields that they put all over those things, and if they break off on the reentry, everybody dies.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
That's because you're way out there. And the amount of heat that gets generated as you're reentering the atmosphere, I think they're essentially, like, on the border of the atmosphere. Let's see. How high did they go up there?
Tim Dillon
62 miles.
Joe Rogan
They go above that line. It's called, like, the line. So the space shuttle goes.
Tim Dillon
They went a little higher than that. That rocket man documentary, that guy who shot himself up in a rocket. They went like, a few feet higher than that guy. Rip that guy drove by his grave on the way to Vegas when LA burned Down.
Joe Rogan
Are they even like, technically actually in space? I think that's where the, like it floats. That's the line. I might go there. I might do that. I wouldn't go to space space, but I might do the. 80. 80 miles do that. So 350 miles is the highest anyone has ever gone other than The Apollo astronauts. 62 miles. Okay. 62 miles ain't. Dude, I, I drive that in an hour. You know what I'm saying?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. And it's. By the way, I agree with you.
Joe Rogan
So that far, that's not even here to San Antonio. 62 miles ain't. But it is kind of technically space.
Tim Dillon
So they get up there and they look at the Earth.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That's why, like everybody's calling on the outside of the capsule.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
That it wasn't like completely on fire.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Destroyed. It's because they didn't go that high.
Tim Dillon
They didn't go that high.
Joe Rogan
That's all it is.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
But they did go to space.
Tim Dillon
They went to space and they lost gravity.
Joe Rogan
The funniest thing is they come back and you need a parachute to land.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Like, at all the technology Elon has. Elon is catching rockets.
Tim Dillon
What could.
Joe Rogan
Robot arms clamp.
Tim Dillon
What could go wrong in something like that?
Joe Rogan
Oh, it could explode on the way up for sure. Yeah. The way up is not ensured that those things are definitely going to hold it together.
Tim Dillon
So that's the biggest risk.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You have these cannons filled with rocket fuel that are burning at like twice the. What is the temperature of rocket fuel? When. When it's hot, is it like, it's like close to the surface of the sun or some crazy shit like what's the actual temperature? So everything has to be contained while you have insane amounts of fuel burning every second. Huge plumes of flame, enormous thrust to escape Earth's atmosphere. You're just hoping all those O rings and all these fucking. All the shit that blew up with the Challenger.
Tim Dillon
So it could have blown up 100. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I mean, Musk has openly said some of these are going to blow up. When he's testing them. When he.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
When they would blow up, you're like, oh, Elon failed again. Like, no, we want it to fail because we want to find out what is the threshold. Like, what. There's only one wonder if all of.
Tim Dillon
Them were that you think they were like, prepared to die?
Joe Rogan
No, Katy Perry was prepared.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. In her eyes, something's off.
Joe Rogan
She looked like a soldier.
Tim Dillon
Something's off with her.
Joe Rogan
No, it's good. What about the hatch, though? Wasn't that kind of sketch?
Tim Dillon
She has a Mohammed Ada look to her.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think the problem is that the hatch is not a real hatch like a spaceship, because it's not really going to space.
Tim Dillon
There's no captain, there's no pilot.
Joe Rogan
Right. There's nobody going all the above. So it's. Most hatches in that regard, they open outwardly so that the pressure of space travel, like when you're shooting that fucking rocket up insane amounts of gravity doesn't make the door hinges fail and it collapses in on itself and everybody dies. Right, Right. So the. They have to open outward. Right, Right. So the pressure would keep them shut. So generally, like there's like a seal and it's really kind of crazy. Like, I have a friend of mine, very wealthy businessman, who brings me over his house the other days. He goes, I want to show you something. And he shows me this diagram. He said, this is from the 1950s, and this is the blueprint for the Recreation UFO that they made when they. When they tried to back engineer the one that they found at Roswell.
Tim Dillon
And they had. This was a diagram.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And it had a crank handle like a submarine door, you know, and they.
Tim Dillon
Were trying to replicate a craft that had landed. Crashed.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they. Well, he thinks they did.
Tim Dillon
Wow.
Joe Rogan
He doesn't think it's a try. He said this is the blueprint because it had the actual, by the way, the exact generator in the center of it that Bob Lazar described in 1989 when he worked at Area S4.
Tim Dillon
What layer of the government do you think is working on projects like that? Like, is it all the DARPA people?
Joe Rogan
I think it's people that are completely disconnected from congressmen, senators, presidents. It's all deep state because it's all.
Tim Dillon
They have to be. Like, they probably belong to an agency without a name.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's probably a bunch of those.
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
And when it comes to this kind of stuff, like we already know now because of Doge, that there was money that was going with no receipts. Billions and billions of dollars that was just flying out with no receipts. They have no idea where it went. And Elon openly said if this was. He goes, if this was a public company, the it would be delisted and the people who ran it would go to prison. But because it's the government, you're like, oh, I don't know what we did. We just think that could be going to it.
Tim Dillon
You think they'll bring charges against anyone for fraud?
Joe Rogan
That's the worry about disclosure, because that's I think that's what's holding it.
Tim Dillon
I think people needs concrete stuff.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you want to see concrete? Let's hear Katy Perry talk about right space. I said to you a few this morning. I said let's discuss.
Tim Dillon
I saw her. I saw her. I chatted about it on my show. I saw her.
Joe Rogan
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Tim Dillon
Say something about we weren't taking space, we're making space.
Joe Rogan
That's the one I want to say.
Tim Dillon
Which I thought was an interesting scientific. It's not this one.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no. I got another one. I got some better ones.
Tim Dillon
What is funny is immediately that one's pretty good. It is funny to do something like this and then everyone hates you. Like everyone hates.
Joe Rogan
They shouldn't hate her. Oh no, that's not it, Jamie. I'll send it to you. I have so many of them. I don't think that one has the making space. Try this one. It's so fun with people. Why is it so fun when people get pretentious? Because you're. I guess because you're terrified that you would ever do it.
Tim Dillon
Well, yeah. And I also think it's fun to see somebody who has no self awareness. They're always the most fun.
Joe Rogan
I will never be the same. I mean when you get up there and you see the earth and it's so beautiful and it just fills the screen and it's not Just your window. It's like everybody's window. And there's no boundaries. There's no border. There's just earth and it just fills the screen. You get up there, astronaut, the earth, and it's so beautiful, and it just fills the screen. Is it what you expected?
Tim Dillon
No, no.
Joe Rogan
Better.
Tim Dillon
I don't think you can describe it because you know what I was saying, it was like, quiet, but then also really alive. And you look at it and you're like, we're all in this together. You mentioned prior to going up, you said that you needed to go to space to heal. I know you're only a few minutes removed from this incredible experience. Do you feel healed? Now you are officially an astronaut.
Joe Rogan
Thank you so much. How do you feel?
Tim Dillon
I feel super connected to love. Goodness.
Joe Rogan
I will never be the same. I mean, when you get up. No, that's it. That's it. There's another one. There's another one. She said making space, but no, she's so funny that they just get called astronauts.
Tim Dillon
It's funny to hear the richest guy in the world's wife go, we're all in it together.
Joe Rogan
Oh, boy.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if people feel that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, we're definitely not all in it with you. We're all coming together with you.
Tim Dillon
Can we get on your jet? How in it together are we?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. What does that mean?
Tim Dillon
It feels like you hand selected a couple of friends to go do this.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I mean, she should have. Should have been a lottery system like Willy Wonka where just seven random people should have been able to go in this.
Joe Rogan
I would do it.
Tim Dillon
Just change my.
Joe Rogan
That would be good.
Tim Dillon
Just seven random people.
Joe Rogan
Just pull out some guy who's not supposed to be here.
Tim Dillon
Just a cashier at H E B. Someone from MSD 13.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Tim Dillon
Get him in. Someone from Trend and Lauren Sanchez and Gail King and you know.
Joe Rogan
Oh, you see, they released the footage, dash cam footage or police footage of the guy who they're saying was just.
Tim Dillon
A father, the Maryland father, as he.
Joe Rogan
Got pulled over with eight undocumented people in his truck. They were all supposedly staying at his house.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I didn't see that, but the.
Joe Rogan
Wife had a restraining order against him, a protection order.
Tim Dillon
Saw that there was a restraining order. I saw that they. He was hanging out with two guys that were in. In MS.13.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they released the. Yeah, he's. He's definitely sketchy. Maryland father. No, the guy that scares me is the hairdresser.
Tim Dillon
The gay hairstylist.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Or there's a guy with a tattoo.
Joe Rogan
And it's him, the hairdresser has the autism.
Tim Dillon
Oh, no, there was a guy with an autism awareness tattoo and they thought it was like an MS.13 tattoo, but it, it doesn't look like an MS.13 tattoo. It's a literal.
Joe Rogan
The problem is everybody's a liar.
Tim Dillon
You don't know.
Joe Rogan
Liberals are liars and the Republicans are liars.
Tim Dillon
Everyone's lying.
Joe Rogan
They're all lying. If they did ship, ironically, the only.
Tim Dillon
People I trust are Ms. 13 and because they'll. They'll tell you and podcasters in Ms. 13, that's all I trust. I would love if you just had MS.13 on just three guys with tattoos because, by the way, there would be no outrage. That's what's hilarious. If you had 3 Ms. 13 gang members, not one person would go, why did he have that?
Joe Rogan
Why platform them?
Tim Dillon
Nobody would.
Joe Rogan
But if I have Ian Carroll, if.
Tim Dillon
You have anyone else on, it'll be a horrible thing. But if it was three guys, Ms. 13, with head to toe tattoos who admitted to killing multiple people and you said, now, now tell me about what it's like to grow up in San Pedro Sula or whatever, and it would be okay.
Joe Rogan
Well, the reason why that's good is because I think it's important to learn.
Tim Dillon
About other cultures and they should have their chance to talk.
Joe Rogan
And what's not cool is talking about maybe Israel did something wrong. You should really not do that.
Tim Dillon
I. I think it's criminal of you to even discuss I know anything.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's not right. Apparently I've been co opted by what's called the woke. Right?
Tim Dillon
The woke. Right.
Joe Rogan
That's what I heard. There's a woke right now.
Tim Dillon
Yes, and they're fascinating. They're co opting.
Joe Rogan
I still haven't accepted the fact that I've left the left.
Tim Dillon
I did a CNN interview for an hour because I'm promoting my special and then.
Joe Rogan
Did you really?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. And they asked you talk to this girl, Elle Reeves.
Joe Rogan
Was she cool?
Tim Dillon
El, she was cool. She does all the. You know when you see the Vice documentaries where she talks to the Nazis in the incels.
Joe Rogan
Oh, Jesus.
Tim Dillon
It was that chick and they sent her in.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's a good move.
Tim Dillon
This is hilarious. So I'm sitting there and she sits down, she's like, are there any left wing comedians? And I named 10 of them that are all in arenas and she goes, oh. Because their whole thing now is that podcasters are the most powerful people in the world. And she goes, do you think your friends are the new establishment? I said, well, there's 22 intelligence agencies and entire legacy media. There's lots of Ivy League schools, there's this, there's that. Do I think Theo Vaughn's the new establishment? No, I don't think so. I think you ran a really unpopular candidate. I don't think Americans like child sex changes and I don't think they want an open border. And I think if you co opted some of those issues, you might have won. They said to me at cnn, they're like, we're editing the interview. I said, put the hour out. I sat there for an hour and we had a nice conversation. But you know, we talked for one hour and I was like, put it out. I'm like, I understand if you can't put it out. And then she goes like this, she goes, I can't believe you'd show up. People have said that they can't come on here because Joe Rogan would get mad at them. I said, that's absolutely ridiculous.
Joe Rogan
Why would.
Tim Dillon
I said, he doesn't care. He would never care. I said, oh, that's so silly. It's the silliest thing ever.
Joe Rogan
They think we're at war.
Tim Dillon
I just said, put out the thing. Put out the hour online. If you can only put out a few minutes on a network, fine. But it's wrong to have someone come in and talk for an hour.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
Then use three minutes and then use five minutes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So how much did they use?
Tim Dillon
We don't know yet. They haven't put it out.
Joe Rogan
And do you. Did they say we can't put the whole hour out?
Tim Dillon
I texted this journalist and she texted me. She goes, I'm pushing for like a long form release. I go, yeah, man, just put out the interview.
Joe Rogan
Also, do you guys want ratings or no?
Tim Dillon
Yeah, we had a conversation about all these things you guys talk about.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You guys have a website then what are we doing? Don't you have a YouTube page? Does have a YouTube page.
Tim Dillon
And she's like. I go. She goes. She goes, what do you think that Joe Rogan show, why is it so popular? I go, well, one of the reasons is he doesn't edit people. They don't. They're not edited. They come on, they say what they want to say and there's no editing. So what's weird about those institutions is they will sit you down for an hour and then I guess cherry pick what they think their audience wants to say.
Joe Rogan
Well, they just want what they think is going to grab the most ratings and is not going to make them look stupid. So if you're mocking them openly.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, well, she didn't know. When she said that, she goes, comedy's right wing. No, I go. She goes, name left of center comedians. I named literally eight of them. And I said, they all are in arenas. I go, what are you talking about?
Joe Rogan
It's so.
Tim Dillon
What are you talking about?
Joe Rogan
It's so dumb.
Tim Dillon
I was like, that's. You're saying that comedy's what.
Joe Rogan
By the way, I used to be left of center according to the metrics of 20.
Tim Dillon
I said, there's a lot of Joe's positions, if you look at them that are, that are, that are left of center positions. And there's a lot of my positions or anyone's positions. I said, there's nobody that you can easily put in a box.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And.
Tim Dillon
But they, they want you to be in that box.
Joe Rogan
They're silly. And they also want me to be an enemy of cnn. I don't give a. If you don't care, who cares? By the way, I hope CNN corrects course and does real news.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And just concentrates on the news and all this. I don't want editorial comments from morons. Right. So when you're force feeding me Don Lemon's opinion on how the world should be right and how, you know, everyone should be shamed if they don't get vaccinated, like, right, you're, you're force feeding me morons. Like, no matter. Of course your ratings plummeted. Of course. And you guys lied about so many fucking things and never corrected yourself.
Tim Dillon
They're an arm of the Democratic National Committee and they're an arm of that party. I mean, whether they are forced to.
Joe Rogan
Be or whether they choose to be because they identify with being Democrat and they want to skew things completely towards the left. I don't know. I don't know what the answer to that is.
Tim Dillon
All of the old Bush era neoconservative people who pushed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Patriot act and Guantanamo Bay and all of this stuff all find homes, usually on MSNBC or cnn, advocating for war with Iran or an escalation in Ukraine. They always. So it's kind of an establishment. Doesn't seem to matter. They don't really care about party.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
And you know, they're doing better now, though.
Joe Rogan
I mean, this. When they have Scott Jennings on, he.
Tim Dillon
Starts, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's great. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That's the kind of conversations you need Completely ridiculous. People are out of your minds versus Scott Jennings. Like those are great.
Tim Dillon
You need to have some fun. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It makes these ridiculous woke anchors look retarded.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And they should.
Tim Dillon
They are in the world. There are good principled arguments that against right wing things.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
You just can't have people who are completely out of it make them.
Joe Rogan
Exactly, exactly. After the election, one of my favorite ones, was it CNBC or cnn, I forget what it won, but this guy was talking about this whole right wing podcast ecosystem that's incredibly well funded and organized and. Right. What are you talking about? Like you could literally go to the roots of how it all started. You could see every one of us doing our first podcast with a fucking webcam.
Tim Dillon
There's no funding. What are we talking about? What are we saying?
Joe Rogan
Even the idea that we're all organized together or that like I would want to prevent people from going on cnn. Well, it's just silly.
Tim Dillon
Not care less because that's the way they operate. You always usually like a lot of times you end up accusing people of something you're doing. Right. So you, cause you are familiar with that. So they're like, well we have a top down corporate oligarchy telling us what to do. Is that the way it works with you? Like no. Joe Rogan is an email pie at the beginning of the week and go, hey guys, this is, this is where you can't go, this is the most insane thing ever.
Joe Rogan
But not only that, like I want them to do well. I really don't care. They obviously don't want me to do well.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
But I don't care. I hope they're. Look, if they turned it around and CNN became great, I'd watch it all the time. Well just it used to be great. It used to have parts unknown on it.
Tim Dillon
The new thing they're doing this is, this is a very interesting thing that's happening. If somebody says something that they don't like and they can't immediately dismiss it, they go, but the fans of that thing are bad people. This is an interesting attack point. They go, but somebody with a massive audience, if they find a sliver of that audience to be objectionable in any way, they then go, well, the fans of that type of questioning are anti semitic or racist or something.
Joe Rogan
Well.
Tim Dillon
And they don't deal with the actual facts or the actual line of argumentation.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's just a sneaky debate tactic.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
When you're dealing with I have 19 million YouTube subscribers. How can you nail that down to the fans right? You don't know. You're just talking out of your ass. This is a non argument. It's a stupid point. And by the way, when you're talking about actual comments, we've already established that. I don't know what the number is, but there's a huge number of people that are commenting that aren't even people. They're bots.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
State sponsored bots could be from Ukraine, they could be from America, they could be from Russia, they could be from.
Tim Dillon
Israel and I want more of them.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
So if they're a state sponsored bots that can, that can jack my ratings up. They can if, if they want to come over to me.
Joe Rogan
Do you have anything nice to say about Israel?
Tim Dillon
Any Ukraine? I'm waiting for the money. I texted Barry Weiss to go, here's the way this game works. I get a little bit of money first. Not not. I go on and defend whatever the hell you people want to do. Where's. I'm not going to get my beak wet.
Joe Rogan
If you and I go to Israel, will you slap on the amulka?
Tim Dillon
Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, and my film is greenlit when you have to kiss the wall. No, I don't know anything. The wall is the way. Is that the Wailing Wall?
Joe Rogan
I don't know. But Mike Huckabee's over there, like a good Christian. Oh, well, he Easter Sunday, he loves.
Tim Dillon
It because the fundamentalist Christians go hard with, with the Israel thing.
Joe Rogan
They're like, let's say Jesus is coming back to.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, there. What's very interesting is if Israel said to a fundamentalist Christian, if Netanyahu called Mike hockey and said we're going to have to nuke Iran, he'd go, let's do it.
Joe Rogan
That's what Jesus wants. Let's do it.
Tim Dillon
That's what Jesus would want. A nuclear war. So that's where we've gotten. We've gotten.
Joe Rogan
Jesus wants us to use the nukes.
Tim Dillon
Where, where we have fundamentalist Christians and fundamentalist. Fundamentalist is really. And fundamentalist Muslims on the other side. And everybody's playing this weird game and.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, there he is. Boy, he looks old. Jesus.
Tim Dillon
This is just hilarious. If this is the freeze frame from the episode that we were watching this.
Joe Rogan
They stopped dyeing their hair at some point in time. Just say, oh, it. You know, like Stallone did.
Tim Dillon
The best hat they have is the Shrimal. They wear it in Brooklyn. It's that big furry Russian.
Joe Rogan
Oh, I love that hat.
Tim Dillon
Looks sick.
Joe Rogan
That is a sick hat.
Tim Dillon
It looks like something out of Game of Thrones.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's a hat. Like, I don't give a. What you think as a member of the tribe. I got strings hanging from my belt.
Tim Dillon
I got a.
Joe Rogan
And I'm rocking up.
Tim Dillon
I got a hat.
Joe Rogan
A bear dick hat.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty sick hat.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I like that.
Tim Dillon
I think people can't get past the fact that, like. Yeah, I mean, it's just.
Joe Rogan
Look at that hat that has the. What's that made out of? Why. Let's answer the question. Why do orthodox Jewish men. Where's Ari when you need him?
Tim Dillon
That's a great point.
Joe Rogan
Ari never had to wear one of those hats, though.
Tim Dillon
No, but he looked good.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I got a ton of hats from different UFC fighters.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
From like Dagestan and from Kazakhstan. I got a cool Kazakhstan hat from Shavkat Rama.
Tim Dillon
Sick hat.
Joe Rogan
That is pretty dope.
Tim Dillon
It's an objective.
Joe Rogan
Why do they wear. There was an article that just said it before that. The, the. The fur one. If you go back up in the upper left corner. Upper left corner, yeah. Jew in the city is the name of the website. God, I hope a Jewish person's running that website, otherwise they're going to get assassinated. The fur hat is known by the Yiddish name. How do you say that? Streiml.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
The strymo was adopted by Eastern European Jewish communities in the 18th century and coincided with the rise of acidic Judaism. Technically, a shrimal is one particular style of hat. There are others. One that might be familiar on site is the spodic. Oh, you fucking pop up ad cocksucker. Enter your email. Which is taller and more cylindrical than a strimel. A sportic is a style generally favored by Hasidic sex of Polish descent. To the casual observer, however, they're all strimel stramas made from a large piece of velvet surrounded by fur. Fur usually comes from the tips of the tails of sable martins or fox. Nice synthetic shrimal do exist. They're more common in Israel than elsewhere. Interesting. Shrimal can cost thousands of dollars. So it's not uncommon for acidic man to own a second cheaper strimal so that his main strimmel would not be battered by the elements.
Tim Dillon
Interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, interesting. It's cool hat. Let everybody know you're part of the tribe.
Tim Dillon
It's a fun hat.
Joe Rogan
Maybe comedians mean like a thing that.
Tim Dillon
We wear a hat.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, like a thing. We don't give a. Yeah, I like.
Tim Dillon
That Kanye west black clan suit.
Joe Rogan
That's dope. How about his giant swastika in diamonds. Have you seen that?
Tim Dillon
What's funny is a jeweler made that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Tim Dillon
And a Jewish jeweler.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
1000 Israeli Jewish guy made that.
Joe Rogan
Significant markup.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Yeah. Of course. I've got to give you a swastika. I was. I would. It's only fair.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you need a tax.
Tim Dillon
I think it's only fair you want.
Joe Rogan
A Jewish man to make a swastika.
Tim Dillon
People got to separate, you know? And I think this is not. I think people got to separate, like, governments from people, intelligence agencies from people. I think that's the whole thing. I think people are losing the ability to do that in this case. Right. Because you people that when you criticize Israel, you criticize something that may or may not have been done by a government or intelligence agency. You're not criticizing people. Right. You're criticizing a group of people making decisions. I don't think America always does things that are in the best interest of the American people.
Joe Rogan
Right. Well, this is the problem with when everybody sort of picks sides during the COVID thing, whether or not we should trust the vaccine companies because, like, you did it because you're on the left, and the people on the right were the ones who didn't want to take it. So instead of just looking at it objectively, the people on the left were like, everybody who doesn't agree is a science denier. And it got, like, really kooky because it got ideological. And as soon as it's ideological, you can fucking justify anything. This is how. How Jewish Americans are justifying. Well, Hamas uses people as human shields. Like, they'll say things like that, like, it's a way you can justify mass murder. Yeah, it's a way you can justify anything. Anything. As long as the tribe on your side, whatever your clan is right. You can. You can justify things. And so people stop thinking. They stop thinking, and they just think completely along ideological lines. It's frustrating.
Tim Dillon
It is. It is. And passionately. Yeah, very passionately.
Joe Rogan
They're right.
Tim Dillon
No one is ever questioning anything.
Joe Rogan
No one ever questions.
Tim Dillon
No. No one goes, wait a minute. Like, I think it's healthy to every now and then go, maybe I'm wrong.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. There was just something that got released today that showed. They just released today that showed that COVID 19 definitively came from that lab. Thousand percent, 100% proof it came from that lab.
Tim Dillon
I read it, a little bit of it on the way here.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's nuts. It's nuts, man. It's nuts. These people, they just got roped in to this.
Tim Dillon
And it was a completely. Man made, 100% disease.
Joe Rogan
100%. And they knew that from the moment it leaked, the moment it happened, and they just lied. And Fauci is just out there walking around.
Tim Dillon
That's an interesting. It's an. It's an interesting case when someone like that in that position repeatedly lied to people about the origins of that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And is allowed to just be.
Tim Dillon
And faces zero consequences.
Joe Rogan
Meanwhile, they were trying to put Trump.
Tim Dillon
In jail because he inflated the price of a condo.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Would you see what they got an appraisal that was higher. And then they lied.
Joe Rogan
Well, their appraisal was horseshit.
Tim Dillon
They lied about it.
Joe Rogan
Letitia James is now in trouble for the exact same shit.
Tim Dillon
Really?
Joe Rogan
You didn't see that?
Tim Dillon
That makes sense.
Joe Rogan
They're investigating her because she allegedly, according to Megyn Kelly, who I trust implicitly, allegedly went and got mortgages with her father, listing them as husband and wife on buildings multiple times, and then also lied about the amount of bedrooms that were in a place. Because if it's four bedroom, get one tax rate. If it's five, it's more. So she lied. It was a five, and she said it was a four.
Tim Dillon
Right. Well, this is what they all do. So I think, really, the funny thing about all the cases that they brought against Trump, a lot of those cases were rooted in just politicized version of something that's pretty standard that a lot of people have done.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. They always overvalue their properties.
Tim Dillon
Always overvalue properties. And people get away with it. And it's not.
Joe Rogan
It's not crime. But here's the thing about the Trump thing, is that all the people had been paid. So not only was it profitable for the banks, he paid everything on time. The loan. There's. There was no criminal. Like, there's no crime. No one got victimized. Nothing happened.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They profited.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And then this crazy lady with a terrible past thought that she was going to be able to pull this off because she was on the team that she thought was going to win. Like, talk about putting all your eggs in one basket. Like, it's not a bunch of morons. It feels in on these things.
Tim Dillon
It feels like you have. There's some. We're in some kind of cold war between two factions in American politics that are using courts and lawyers to go at each other.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
It's not hot war. People aren't fighting in the streets. But it does seem to be. These parties seem to no longer view each other as different sides of the same coin. There Seems to be, especially when it comes to Trump, it seems to be like they cannot, you know, see him as anything other than an existential threat that has to be vanquished at any cost.
Joe Rogan
Right. And the problem with that is when you deny good things and only highlight bad things, everybody knows it. Well, now you're playing a game. And your game is I never tell the truth. I tell you parts of the truth that I like.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. And you got to win that game.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
If you're playing that game, you got to win.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
If you do all these things, they have to work.
Joe Rogan
And if Trump gets in office, even if you have these things problem you have, you're fucked.
Tim Dillon
Then it's a problem. You know, it's like with jfk, they got him.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
You know, obviously not good, but they got him. And then that slammed the door shut and then all their people came in and kept a cover up going on.
Joe Rogan
I wish I really understood all this stuff that we talk about.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because there's an argument that we haven't had a real president since JFK got shot.
Tim Dillon
That's probably a good argument. And there's maybe arguments that we actually didn't have real presence prior to jfk. Right.
Joe Rogan
So what do you think is happening now then? Do you think that.
Tim Dillon
I think you have these guys, right? So these guys that go into the CIA, they learn all about these underground groups, they have all of these different relationships all over the world, right? Weapons men, you know, weapons, drug running weapons. All these different, you know, terrorist groups, Crim crime syndicates, right. Their job is to know information about every government, all of the, you know, separatist groups that could potentially take over and become the next government. They have all of these connections and then they either leave the CIA, they retire, or supposedly it never occurs to any of them to make a buck. That's the real question, right? It never occurs to any of these people that there might be a great way to make a buck working with some of these people outside of Congress, the White House, all of that. That's as it's been explained to me by pretty smart people. That's what you have. You have a rogue element of people in those agencies that have massive amounts of money, right? And they're very well connected and they're running weapons. And the President has no idea what's going on.
Joe Rogan
Right?
Tim Dillon
And Congress has no idea what's going on. They're not briefing a teacher from Georgia who got elected because he promised he was gonna bring build a fucking shopping mall in a suburb of Atlanta about what they're doing in Syria.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
They're not briefing these people. There's nothing democratic about what's happening. And so then you think to yourself, you're like, well, how do we make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut? How do we make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut?
Joe Rogan
Cha ching.
Tim Dillon
Then we go, not only money, but that's when we bring in Ghislaine Maxwell. That's when we bring in Jeffrey Dempsey. Right. That's when we bring in people who go, let's all have fun. We've got a great weekend getaway planned. And then we can all be on camera doing something that would get us thrown in jail, have people rightly disgusted and want to kill us. And the worst things ever are now on camera somewhere. Those tapes are somewhere. Now everybody is completely incapable of ever coming out and saying what's going on.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
And, you know, and then those people are running a parallel government. It's a parallel command structure, and that's a huge problem.
Joe Rogan
And it was essentially completely in control for four years.
Tim Dillon
Probably for more than four, but the.
Joe Rogan
Last year, for sure.
Tim Dillon
Thousand percent.
Joe Rogan
That's the best example we've ever had of that.
Tim Dillon
Thousand percent.
Joe Rogan
That guy's never really running things.
Tim Dillon
Thousand.
Joe Rogan
No way they let him.
Tim Dillon
And it's probably still in control to a certain degree now because it's very hard to. When you have something like that happening, it is very difficult to completely shut it down.
Joe Rogan
Well, very hard. Well, here's a perfect example that we know. It's definitely running things because Trump is still trying to figure out why he got shot. He was like, I want more information. Yeah. Like, there's no information.
Tim Dillon
There's not gonna be information. There's not gonna be information.
Joe Rogan
That's a crazy story.
Tim Dillon
Also, there's.
Joe Rogan
You should try to connect, like, if it's not America that did it, if it's not us, it's not intelligence agencies that did it, then it means a foreign government that hijacked this kid's brain and got him to climb on top of that roof. Like somebody tried to get someone to assassinate a guy who's running for president, and no one seems to be interested in finding who that person or that group who influences kid is.
Tim Dillon
So many of these ex intelligence chiefs pop up all over the world. They pop up in Dubai. They pop up on Ms. They love traveling. They're having meetings with people. They're all over the place, and they're people, and they're just. They love people. They love cultures. They love meeting different cultures.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. The Food's great.
Tim Dillon
And supposedly I heard from someone who's again, smart and I consider trustworthy that there's actually large sectors of the global economy that are moved more in this direction than you'd think. Like, there are tentacles into very large investment banks and private equity companies that a lot of these guys have, let's put it that way. Obviously it does. It's not a shocking thing.
Joe Rogan
Why would. Why would the government let a private equity company operate with impunity?
Tim Dillon
Right, so you. Right, so you actually.
Joe Rogan
If they're controlling regulations and let's work together.
Tim Dillon
There doesn't seem to be a good answer to any of this. That becomes the real issue.
Joe Rogan
You ever get invited to these like fucking Illuminati conferences or any of these crazy things?
Tim Dillon
No, they wanted me to do stand up at one conference. And it wasn't like an Illuminati kind of thing. Was like a. I don't know, it was like some type of like low grade Illuminati, you know, that's how Illuminati.
Joe Rogan
It's like the minor leagues.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And then eventually you go to some. Yeah. Weird ranch in the mountains of Wyoming.
Tim Dillon
Well, that sounds nice.
Joe Rogan
Actually.
Tim Dillon
It does sound nice.
Joe Rogan
Maybe.
Tim Dillon
No, I think that, like, it does seem weird that a lot of. Once you get to a certain level, people take an interest in you that never were interested, you know, for sure. For sure. Yeah, people are interested.
Joe Rogan
Welcome to my world.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, it is strange that people seem to care about you or what you're saying or people going, I think you. Your read on that is wrong. And you're like, why do you care what it is? I'm a guy with a talk, you know, microphone once or twice a week.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they don't like that. They don't like people having influence that haven't been sanctioned.
Tim Dillon
They don't like that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they want all influence to be top down. All influence to be a part of a giant corporation. Yeah, that's what they want. They don't want influence to be just regular people. Regular people are fringe. They're far this or far that. They're problematic. They spew misinformation and dis. No one is pews more misinformation than CNN over the years. How many times you guys just what you guys did over Covid. If you were a podcaster, you'd be shut down, Right. Like if the podcasters were the one telling everybody to get vaxxed. You get it. You won't get. You won't spread it. You want this, you want that. There's no side effects. If podcasters are saying that. But the establishment news was saying, hold on, this is an experimental vaccine. We should not be asking women who are pregnant to take this. We should be not asking kids who are in no danger to take this. We do not know the long term consequences. If podcasters were saying that, you know, if podcasters were on the. The government side instead of cnn, if CNN was the wise ones that told everybody to be cautious.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They would want us prosecuted.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They would be going after us for all the side effects that people are experiencing.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You have blood on your hands. You're responsible for strokes and heart attacks and myocarditis and all sorts of autoimmune issues.
Tim Dillon
Here it is for, let's say, an intelligence community to manipulate them than it is to come in here like an intelligence community is not going to go.
Joe Rogan
All right, let's find. All you have to do is bring me to the UFOs.
Tim Dillon
No, no, that's all I have for sure. You keep telling them that. Yes.
Joe Rogan
That's all you have to do. What do you want me to do?
Tim Dillon
Very easy.
Joe Rogan
We're going to go to war with Kosovo. I don't even know where Kosovo is on a map. But if you tell me where the UFOs are, I'll have a guy in here that explains why it's super important.
Tim Dillon
But it is funny. It's like what they'd have to do is pick somebody, have them become a comedian, start a podcast, get an audit. Like, it is difficult. Right. Whereas if you work at a media company, it's very easy to. Just some new guys there.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Who's this?
Joe Rogan
Right, right.
Tim Dillon
Oh, you know what I mean?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's.
Tim Dillon
Somebody just shows up. Hey, Suzanne. Suzanne. Run everything by Suzanne.
Joe Rogan
Hey, how does this guy, Bob Woodward, how does he get the most important? He just. This is his first case. Lucky guy gets Watergate.
Tim Dillon
Lucky guy.
Joe Rogan
Wait a minute. What did he do for Navy Intelligence?
Tim Dillon
Right, Lucky guy. That Watergate thing. So funny. I've been here for 30 years, Mike. I haven't gotten anything up.
Joe Rogan
Bob's taking this case.
Tim Dillon
Bob's taken down Nixon, who's kept. Keeps asking questions about what happened to Kennedy.
Joe Rogan
Did you see when Bill Murray was here?
Tim Dillon
I did, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Did you see the thing that he said about Wired? The book?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Wait, which one?
Joe Rogan
Wired is the book on John Belushi. He said, I read the first five pages and I was like, oh, my God, they set up Nixon.
Tim Dillon
Oh, that's hilarious.
Joe Rogan
They framed Nixon.
Tim Dillon
That's so funny.
Joe Rogan
That's what he said.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
He's like, if this is what they say, this is what the same guy said about John belushi, which is 100% not true.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know, John Belushi was a lightweight.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
He would drink a couple of beers and he'd be fucked up.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
He didn't have tolerance. He wasn't this maniacal, coke sniffing. It was all lies.
Tim Dillon
They don't care at all about getting any accurate information.
Joe Rogan
That time that he died.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Was probably the first time he ever did a speedball court.
Tim Dillon
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And Bill Murray was one of his best friends.
Tim Dillon
Bill Murray knew Bill Mars.
Joe Rogan
Like I've known this guy most of my life. And then there he goes, they frame Nixon.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And I told him the whole story that Tucker Carlson had told me.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Which I was like, what? That it was all FBI agents and like the whole thing was a complete sting.
Tim Dillon
It was. It was a sloppy burglary where they wanted to get caught. They traced it back to Nixon because Nixon was doing things they hated.
Joe Rogan
Well, this is the thing that got Nixon on. I don't know if you know, but what they said to Nixon, they told if Nixon was not guilty of the crime, but they told Nixon about the crime and then he helped them cover it up. That's how they got him.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
But I mean, what is he going to do? Of course he thinks this is on the legit and you come to him with the crime like, oh, Jesus. Well, don't fucking tell anybody. Tim. Jesus Christ, Tim. What did you do? You bugged Cap City.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Fuck.
Tim Dillon
They had to get rid of. They had to get. They had to get rid of him.
Joe Rogan
Well, this is what we're going to do. We're going to. We're going to throw our phones in the river. Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Right. Here's what happens now. Okay.
Joe Rogan
Okay, okay. Okay. How do we get out of this?
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Where'd you put the bugs? Can we break in and take the bugs back?
Tim Dillon
That's so funny.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
They'd be so flattered if you buy. If we bug Cap City. I heard. That's awesome.
Joe Rogan
Somebody told me last night that they hate us. I'm like, how do you hate me? I love you. I used to love the old Cap City. If you got headlight Cap City. If you got headliners and you need them, I'll promote it. I'll promote it on Twitter.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And same thing with Moon Tower. They're mad at me too, because I wouldn't have them at the club. I'm happy to Help you? I would happy to help you. I just don't want you to book my club. That's all it is. My club is sold out every night.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it's guys like you and Shane and Ari and all these. I don't want anybody else booking it. It doesn't mean that I don't support your cause, of course. I just don't want you coming into my establishment. That's all it is. I don't. I want everybody to do well. There's five comedy clubs on my street.
Tim Dillon
What you've done, I think ultimately is good for the town. You bring people into the town.
Joe Rogan
The problem is when people used to be in control of comedy in the town, and then all of a sudden they're not. And they used to be like the person that people would go to, and now they're insignificant.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I think a lot of people struggle with that. The idea of that. That they're. They're losing control. I think they. That seems to be the most. The angriest. I've seen people online since the election that have railed against podcasts and they've railed against. They seem to be angry that they no longer have a monopoly on what people can hear.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. And they still continue to lie and misrepresent people that do. Podcasts that are on have a different opinion say. And that's where it gets really stupid. You know, like they keep saying that, you know, when I had that Darrell Cooper guy on that I'm bring on a Nazi apologist and a Holocaust denier like that is. Neither of those things are true.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's not true. And the guy doesn't just talk about that. By the way, his. His stuff about Jim Jones is sensational. You know, Jim Jones was like a civil rights leader.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Jim Jones had an interracial child.
Tim Dillon
I didn't know any of that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Jim Jones was like. He would. He had an adopted black child that he would take to school and everybody would be fucking furious at him in the town.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And he was like. He was a legitimate Christian. Like a real. I believe in the teachings of Jesus. Christian.
Tim Dillon
One of the big things in the cookie.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Of course.
Joe Rogan
The math got him.
Tim Dillon
Yes. Listen, there are a lot of people questioning World War II for not good reasons. Of course. It's like people that bring up the age of consent. You go, wait a minute.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
You know, what's going on?
Joe Rogan
What are you doing?
Tim Dillon
There are people. There are people I think, that do launder. Not great reasons for. For questioning World War II through whatever. However, no doubt, no doubt. There is a very interesting. The teeth really come out. The gnashing of teeth come out in this country. When you question at all. The American war machine.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
And the pageantry of war and the, you know, iconography of the state and of war and of how important it is and how just it always is and how we're always on the right side of it and we're always doing the right thing. And In World War II, we 100% were. But there are a lot of other times when we've made grave errors with our military.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
And I feel like it's not good enough for. You can't just point to World War II, which is. Again, we were correct.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
But I think there is this idea that if you. It's not an accident there's a million movies made about World War II. It's not an accident that there is a lot of pageantry surrounding World War II.
Joe Rogan
Well, also that the World War II movies have heroes. Of course. Vietnam movies are Apocalypse.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
Everything's complicated and it's all chaos.
Tim Dillon
So I think that inspires the idea that a military solution is always correct and that the use of force is always the right way to do it, and that, coincidentally, makes people lots and lots of money and their children never end up fighting those wars. That seems to be a lot of it. Now, that doesn't mean that there aren't people with bad motivations that are genuinely anti Semitic or that genuinely are. Have fascist inclinations or. Absolutely are. But I think there needs to be space to criticize the. The mythologizing of war in general and the justification for endless wars all the time.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
Like Iran. I hope Trump does not go into Iran. Yeah, that seems like a very bad idea.
Joe Rogan
It also seems like a very bad idea for Iran to get nuclear weapons. That seems bad, too.
Tim Dillon
Yes. But I think there's ways to prevent that without a regime change. War. This is what we have to do. This is what Tulsi Gabbard, I think, was very attractive about a lot of what she said during her confirmation hearing. She goes, I understand that there are terrorists out there that are dangerous, but we gotta find a way to deal with them without committing troops to stand there on. In an Islamic. We've done this. Yeah, we saw this movie.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
It doesn't work out, you know, and I think we have to stop thinking that it's gonna be better this time if we decapitate the head of a foreign government and we have American Soldiers in an Islamic country trying to set up a provisional government. The nightmare of that during Iraq, Paul Bremer, this weird British looking guy that they sent to stand on that rebel rubble with his boots and you know, the mission accomplished on the aircraft carrier, like it brings back like, you know, to me, it's like I get flashbacks from it.
Joe Rogan
Do you remember the guy who was the Iraqi public relations guy who was saying that they're winning the war?
Tim Dillon
Was it Ahmad Chalabi? Well, no, that was the guy that fed us all the bullshit to get us in.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, it was the guy that they people openly mocked. I believe he had glasses and he was the guy that was always saying that Iraq is kicking ass.
Tim Dillon
Oh, interesting. No?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, Baghdad something or another they called him.
Tim Dillon
And he was saying that we were doing good.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, he's saying that Iraq is kicking our ass.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, well, do you remember? I don't remember that.
Joe Rogan
Dad something or another they called him.
Tim Dillon
By the way, does anyone know what's going on in Iraq right now?
Joe Rogan
Flea markets.
Tim Dillon
If there was a gun to my head, I could not tell you what the state of Iraq. I know the Taliban are in Afghanistan. What's going on in Iraq?
Joe Rogan
Listen, listen, listen. You hear that? Ready? That's a gay guy threw off a roof.
Tim Dillon
Right? Right. That's what we spent. That's a 20 year, you know, commitment. What was a very long time. Right? So that's like, I, I feel like that's the, that's the thing that when you ever try to have a nuanced understanding of what we can and can't do, I don't think it's a great idea that Iran gets nuclear weapons. It seems like there are ways to prevent that.
Joe Rogan
We gotta make ISIS in charge.
Tim Dillon
Full scale invasion. But don't we need these? Like, I think like it. I always look at these groups like the Houthis and stuff.
Joe Rogan
We need these people 100%.
Tim Dillon
We need them. And the Houthis are a fun one because they're like on the ocean and they're like pirates. This is new. They figured out that like land based stuff's not as interesting. They're like, they're disrupting trade. You know how much of our trade goes through? It's 3%. Hey, 3%.
Joe Rogan
Don't minimize that. Just like I don't want you minimizing these women.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, but we need these Houthis. It feels like we need these groups. We had isis, we had then isil, now, you know, we had the people in Syria. I forget their names. Something. But we need these little groups, and this is what we do. We just choose because all of these groups are not even. They're just people hanging out. And then we give them weapons and get them going. They're just guys in a bar. A lot of these groups are guys in a bar.
Joe Rogan
They have a hole in the ground.
Tim Dillon
Sitting a hole in the ground. And we. We show up and we start arming them and giving them stuff. And it's like. It's like that Bill Hicks joke where it's like, pick up the gun, you know, from special. It's like, are the Houthis an existential threat to the United States? That feels crazy. The craziest thing just feels insane.
Joe Rogan
Trump showing the video of them getting bombed.
Tim Dillon
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's so wild.
Tim Dillon
We could kill all. This is the problem. We could get rid of all of these threats in five minutes.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, we don't want to.
Tim Dillon
Seem to want to.
Joe Rogan
Good for business.
Tim Dillon
No, we gotta keep coming out market every week.
Joe Rogan
You'll burn it out.
Tim Dillon
No, the Houthis are good.
Joe Rogan
I'm doing Stand up. You got to go once.
Tim Dillon
You got to go once a year, once every 18 months. And I like the Houthis because it's. They feel. It's like a new. But they're not sticking. It's not. No one's believing it. So now they're back to Hezbollah. Hezbollah wears the fatigues. If you get up Hezbollah, they're scary looking. The Houthis are not that scary. The Houthis look like a bunch of dudes in, like a bazaar. Like, you said, like in a flea market, right? That they're on a boat, they're holding up guns. No one cares. Hezbollah looks genuinely like. Okay, yeah, let's. Not with these.
Joe Rogan
It's like Shane's bit about the Iraqis or the Afghanis.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Going through the. The work like that would think they're like an elite army. Oh, God, you couldn't do jumping jacks.
Tim Dillon
But that's the whole thing. It's like. It's this weird global chessboard of, like, we. You know, someone said to me once that there's like a dial. You turn it up, be like, more war, less war. Yeah, more war, less war.
Joe Rogan
I'm going to some more conflict. If smelling salts are good for allergies. Have you gotten any of the allergies out here?
Tim Dillon
No. I don't get it.
Joe Rogan
First year of legitimately getting them.
Tim Dillon
Cedar fever. I think you got to do cocaine allergy medicine, too. Yeah, that's no fun. Yeah, maybe Zyrtec or something. That's too fun. What is it? The cedar?
Joe Rogan
I don't know what it is.
Tim Dillon
I think it's people say, but my.
Joe Rogan
Nose has been running. And did you hear this? Mark Hopper actually might have helped the military capture Saddam Hussein. What? So they were on a USO tour in 2003, and they got asked to come in to do, like, a private show.
Tim Dillon
And he sat down.
Joe Rogan
It's like, is it here? Said, sir, I have a plan to catch Saddam Hussein. The musician recalled telling a Navy admiral on board the aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. According to Haas, Hussein had been sending video messages to his followers from an unknown location. At the time, the musician felt that the military could use drones to their advantage and uncover his location by pulling data from the video messages. Sir, what about having drones fly all over the region and carpeting patterns broadcasting time codes above the level of human hearing, but at the level that a video recording would catch it? Hope it suggested to the admiral. Then the next time he releases one of his videos, you could listen to it, pull the ultrasonic data, and triangulate the drones you have flying all over. Holy.
Tim Dillon
This is the guy from Blink182. I think his dad was in the military. Someone was in something that he knew.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Okay. This brings me back to that. Strange times in Laurel Canyon.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Four months later, Sodom was located and captured in Iraq. So you're welcome, everyone.
Tim Dillon
What a great book, that. Well, not only the Tom O'Neill book, but then this Dave McGowan book, weird scenes Inside the Canyon. I lived up there. When I was living in la. I lived up there. And it. I'm telling you, that is the creepiest vibe of any area that I've ever been to in my life.
Joe Rogan
It's a weird vibe.
Tim Dillon
They have that military insulation, that Lookout mountain.
Joe Rogan
Jared Leto owns that. He lives there now.
Tim Dillon
Doesn't he have a whole cult? Okay.
Joe Rogan
He's a good guy.
Tim Dillon
I'm sure he is. I'm not saying it's bad to pass.
Joe Rogan
They tried to investigate his cult. It turns out it's not really. It's just a bunch of people having fun.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Requirements. There's no. No one asks you to them. There's no.
Tim Dillon
No. It's a. It's a voluntary cult.
Joe Rogan
It's not even voluntary cult.
Tim Dillon
It's just.
Joe Rogan
They get together and dance or something. I don't know what they do.
Tim Dillon
I've been there for three years. I didn't get one text. I had. Not one. I used to drive by and Point at it and go, look. It's the thing.
Joe Rogan
What do they do? What does. Jarrett Littles. It's like a summer camp they call, like, Echelon. Yeah, it's a summer camp to go.
Tim Dillon
Watch the band play close up.
Joe Rogan
Oh, what the fuck's the problem with that, Tim? How about Tim Dillon Fest?
Tim Dillon
I have no problem with that.
Joe Rogan
Basically, Skank Fest.
Tim Dillon
Just a bunch of people eating shellfish in Long island being racist. Yeah, absolutely. I have no issue with that at all.
Joe Rogan
What a fun time, though, for us.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because everything's just taught me there's so much stuff to talk about. Everything's nuts.
Tim Dillon
Do you think? You know, I was on the all in podcast the other day, and they were talking about these chips, these Nvidia chips, and how. What's interesting is people are setting up because we have these export controls that don't allow us to send certain chips to China because they're able to, like, manipulate them.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
And then become, like, the world's largest semiconductor producer. But now all these fun fake companies are starting in, like, Bhutan or Cambodia, and they're buying the chips or Singapore, and then they all get back to China.
Joe Rogan
Well, the. One of the guys who worked at whatever the preeminent AI system in China was saying, one was whistleblowers were saying that they have 50,000 of these fucking ban chips.
Tim Dillon
That's so wild.
Joe Rogan
Whoopsies.
Tim Dillon
And so they're. They're. They were talking about, like, is it better to send them the chips or is it better to. If you didn't. If you don't send the chips, then it spurs their innovation and they make the chips.
Joe Rogan
Well, either way, they're gonna get the chips.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, they're getting the chips.
Joe Rogan
They're both innovating and stealing at the same time.
Tim Dillon
Can there be anything done to stop their rise?
Joe Rogan
Nah, not at this point.
Tim Dillon
Doesn't feel like it. Right.
Joe Rogan
There's so much more technologically advanced in so many different areas now.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, the drones that they have are so superior to the commercial drones that we have, because drones over here, you have to have a pilot's license to drive the really spicy ones.
Tim Dillon
Do you think some of those drones over New Jersey were theirs?
Joe Rogan
Could be. I think they were ours. I honestly do. Otherwise, I think they would have shot them down if they could. I don't know if they could. And maybe they wouldn't, because then it would alarm people, because then it would, like, you would show that that is a legitimate threat.
Tim Dillon
We're fighting for, like, satellite supremacy in the sky, too yeah. That's crazy.
Joe Rogan
Crazy. The Internet, the Starlink. I mean, essentially, Elon's launching Starlinks all over the fucking.
Tim Dillon
Do you worry at all about the tech people being Democrats? Up until five minutes ago, yeah. You should.
Joe Rogan
But, you know, I think a lot of those people have shifted sides. They've shifted sides because they understand that. Well, you know, I had Marc Andreessen in here, and Marc Andreessen was explaining. He said the most terrifying meetings we ever had was when we were part of an AI startup and the government came in and said, we're not going to let you do this.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Not only are we not going to let you do this, we're not going to let anybody do this. We're going to have a small amount of these things. We're going to completely control them.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He was like, what the fuck? Like, you guys are like, openly saying this, that you're going to inhibit innovation at the highest level of technology. Some shit that you probably don't even understand but you want to have absolute control over.
Tim Dillon
I think the worry is that people don't trust the government, nor should they. But I don't know if they trust these tech guys either.
Joe Rogan
You shouldn't. Yeah, you shouldn't. Look, what's going on with open AI.
Tim Dillon
That'S the whole thing. I think that people are wary of the tech people because they've. Now, these were the same people that were censoring and kicking people off the Internet when the people in the White House were blue.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
And now that the people in the White House are red. They are. It's swung back the other way.
Joe Rogan
Exactly.
Tim Dillon
So I think people are a little wary of that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
They don't know where that goes.
Joe Rogan
It's just power. It's just. I mean, like, Bernie Sanders is right in that you should be scared of oligarchs, and oligarchs shouldn't be running our government. He's right in that regard. And when people get into positions of just unchecked power. So let's say if someone had control of some tech company, let's say it's an AI company, and that AI company literally creates the unstoppable AI that helps empower the entire country. And this one guy is in control of it, and he's worth $3 trillion, and he decides to lobby and change a bunch of laws and influence politicians, and his company starts donating to certain politics. You could change the fabric of society with enough money and enough power and enough influence.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Especially if you could completely control what the narrative Is right. In terms of, like, when people Google things, when they search things, when they talk about things, you can completely control what they're allowed to talk about and how that narrative gets countered instantly with facts and bullshit. And, yeah, you could just.
Tim Dillon
What's being done everywhere, right? So it's being done at the highest levels. And I think people are uncomfortable with just losing. Even though a lot of them realized that we didn't have a ton of control, they feel like. I think when you head into the world of tech, where people just don't even know, right, where this goes, where does it go? Is it go to transhumanism? Does it go to, like, AI replacing everybody? And then at what point, what do you do with those people that AI replaced? You give them all cryptocurrency that's linked to their biological whatever. Do you. I've heard all these ideas, right? Like, how do you deal with driverless cars where if the entire road is automated, how do you deal with that? I think that fills people with an anxiety where they go, what is the plan? And a lot of these tech guys, like, we got to get off the planet. And I think people start going, like.
Joe Rogan
Wait a minute, you know, like, that's Weinstein. Eric Weinstein. Well, that's a lot of people.
Tim Dillon
There's a lot of people.
Joe Rogan
Like, I don't know what you're saying.
Tim Dillon
There's a lot of people.
Joe Rogan
There's no air on Mars. Like, let's not go there.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, well, for sure, for sure. Do you think Trump and Moscow have a falling out eventually?
Joe Rogan
I don't know. It's a good question. The media keeps trying to push that. They are.
Tim Dillon
It feels like they're just big personalities in that there's an inevitability when you have two guys that are incredibly, you know, perhaps.
Joe Rogan
But Elon is very smart. And you see, he's always very deferential, and he's always very respectful. Mr. President. It's always that, of course, calm, sir. That's how I treat him. I always call him sir. It's Donald Trump. Yeah, I get it. You're fired. I get it. But he's also the President of the United States. I call him sir, but I call everybody sir.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I call everybody sir.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's like the byproduct of me living in Texas now.
Tim Dillon
Right, Sir.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But I don't know if they're gonna.
Tim Dillon
You don't get pulled over anymore here.
Joe Rogan
And if I do, it's not that big.
Tim Dillon
If you get pulled over here, a cop gives you money. They go, Mr. Rogan, here's a check. I mean, there's no way. There's no law that you cannot break here. I'm guaranteeing you.
Joe Rogan
I don't think that's correct.
Tim Dillon
I think you could do a lot. I think they would. You would. They would cover up a murder.
Joe Rogan
That's sweet.
Tim Dillon
If you murdered three people, I think the awesome PD would go, whatever, man. He's doing a lot. They bring that mayor, that guy, and he'd go, what? They go, give the suspects, Joe Rogan, he was standing over the bodies. They go, are you out of your fucking mind? Drive him home right now. Drive that man home.
Joe Rogan
If I was in waist deep in Rainey Street.
Tim Dillon
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Drowning a partygoer.
Tim Dillon
They don't care.
Joe Rogan
Bro. They still don't want to admit that there's a serial killer.
Tim Dillon
You're the tourism board. Yeah. No, there. There's something's up.
Joe Rogan
There's a serial killer.
Tim Dillon
Something's going on.
Joe Rogan
I believe there's a serial killer.
Tim Dillon
What are they doing? They're luring people to that bridge. And then, you know, it's not hard.
Joe Rogan
People like to go to the bridge. Just got to look out for the bushes.
Tim Dillon
So weird. I guess it's such a high to kill someone. And so to me, I'm like, what do you get out of it? But I guess the people that are doing it like, it.
Joe Rogan
They're broken. There's broken people. Some broken people do math and some broken people drown. Guys like to party.
Tim Dillon
Do you ever talk to, like, I'm sure you have. This is stupid question, but, like, the high level law enforcement guys that have just met these monsters and stuff.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Tim Dillon
And is there. Is there. Do they believe that? It's like, is there any part of them that believes someone's just born?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Tim Dillon
Interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it's generally, you have psychotic parents, and so it's. Was it. Whether it's nature or nurture is hard to separate because you're probably abused. And generally, at an early age, they show, like, a willingness to torture, like house pets and stuff.
Tim Dillon
Animals.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll maybe start off with a frog they catch and stick a. Like a firecracker in its mouth. Yeah, stuff like that. And then they eventually work their way up to humans.
Tim Dillon
Now it seems so much harder to do it because of these phones, surveillance.
Joe Rogan
It's. It is, but it's.
Tim Dillon
You can still do it.
Joe Rogan
Not in Austin. You can get away with drowning folks.
Tim Dillon
You can drown people. Why don't you think they'll Admit it. They don't want people getting spooked.
Joe Rogan
It's a good question. It's a good question. Maybe. Maybe I'm wrong.
Tim Dillon
I mean, one of the biggest things ever in Austin with those crazy yogurt shop murders. HBO just came out with a documentary about. Was many years ago, this crazy yogurt shop murder thing. HBO just did a doc happened in Austin. It was like famous case, and they've. It's completely unsolved, except they put some people in jail for it, but then later let one of them out. Like it was just one of those things where nobody was sure about what happened.
Joe Rogan
So they were murdering people that went to the yogurt place.
Tim Dillon
It was 1991 and it just. South by southwest. They just did a huge.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it was one homicide. A quadruple homicide, which took place at. I can't believe it's yogurt shop in Austin.
Tim Dillon
That could have been me in 1991.
Joe Rogan
Wow. It's 34 years ago.
Tim Dillon
34 years ago. It's an underbelly.
Joe Rogan
14 girls were murdered in Austin.
Tim Dillon
14? Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Wow. And it's possible.
Tim Dillon
They don't know it's an unsolved murder. I check the boyfriends, and there's many different theories about it.
Joe Rogan
Wow, that's crazy. Four men were arrested and charged capital murder in 99. But two of their cases were overturned. The other two never went to trial. Wow, interesting.
Tim Dillon
So there are these things that happen.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah. Well, that's what they say that if you just randomly shoot someone and kill them. Like if you're a real. Real, like, randos. Like, did you ever see that movie Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer?
Tim Dillon
No.
Joe Rogan
It was about a guy named Henry Lee Lucas.
Tim Dillon
Oh, wow.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And Henry Lee Lucas was attributed. They attributed, like, 62 murders to him. The problem is, I think one of the things cops do is they go, did you kill this guy? Yeah, I killed him too. Where'd you bury him? Where was he buried? Oh, that's where I buried him. That kind of thing. Now you got a case solved. That was the accusation about Henry, because he was definitely a murderer and a grifter and a drifter, and he was traveling around the country stealing things and. But then they made a movie about him, and then the movie, he. It's like he's way more sinister and calculated and. But he would just randomly kill people.
Tim Dillon
So that they all take credit for things they didn't do.
Joe Rogan
Exactly.
Tim Dillon
To just beef up the body count.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. That's what they want. They want attention. They're already in jail.
Tim Dillon
That's so wild.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. That's a. When you have shitty DAs and shitty prosecutors and shitty cops, they'll do stuff like that.
Tim Dillon
Do you think that there are people that are. You know, national parks seem to be like a hotbed of people disappearing and.
Joe Rogan
Do you think Appalachian Trail people.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, yeah. Do you think that's people getting you, or is that a lot of it? Like, I got lost. I got eaten.
Joe Rogan
You get lost? Yeah, you get eaten. There's a guy who has this whole series. 4 1. Is it 911 missing or 411 missing people in national parks. Listen, man, you're just meat out there, and you get eaten. And by the way, you don't find dead anything out there. You don't find dead mountain lions. Guess what? They die all the time. I've never seen a dead mountain lion when I was hunting because they.
Tim Dillon
They could eaten.
Joe Rogan
They get eaten. Everything gets it. You get. Not only do you get eaten, your bones get eaten. Everything gets. It's.
Tim Dillon
So it's not uncommon to disappear and there's no trace.
Joe Rogan
No trace.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Super common. So if you're in a high traffic area, like I've hunting, I've found elk bones where a hunter killed the elk and then, you know, took all the meat off the bones and then left the bones there. That's. That's what you do when you pack out meat.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And I found those. Those animals. I actually even found one animal that I shot a long time ago. I shot like four years ago.
Tim Dillon
And you found it?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, we were in the same location. It was the same bones. There wasn't all the bones there left.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Some of them been dragged away. Some of them are probably been eaten by rodents. You know, they. They eat the bones slowly but surely. And if you're a human, you're made out of nothing. You're so easy to eat.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know, like, our bones are less dense. Our. Our meat is soft and chewy.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, like we get devoured. A bear would eat your whole body. There would be almost nothing left. And rodents would eat what's left.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, you got to be careful in those places.
Joe Rogan
You can't be careful, like, if you don't have a GPS navigation system that has a lot of batteries. If you don't have a compass, have a compass and know how to use it. If you don't have a map. It's so easy to get lost in the woods.
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
It's so easy.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They're all around you, and you can go in One direction and circle around. You don't even realize you're circling.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And then three days later, you're back to where you started. You're like, fucking no. Yeah. Tree bark for three days. And you're saying, any step. I'm going to see the highway.
Tim Dillon
What a horrible thing.
Joe Rogan
People die like that all.
Tim Dillon
All the time.
Joe Rogan
All the time.
Tim Dillon
Just go to a hotel.
Joe Rogan
It's very difficult.
Tim Dillon
Just go to a resort if you.
Joe Rogan
Don'T know the woods. You're not used to being in the woods, and you're not used to having landmarks. You follow and know how to use a compass, know how to use a jeep.
Tim Dillon
Some people are good at it. And even they get eaten.
Joe Rogan
You know, they're getting too. Well, you break your ankle, right? How about you break your ankle out there and you. You can't hike out. It's not possible.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
What do you do? Yeah, you die. That's what you do.
Tim Dillon
Got to be very careful.
Joe Rogan
And then you hear something at night. You're sleeping under a tree and you hear something at night. You had a bear sniffing. You can't run away, and you don't.
Tim Dillon
Have a weapon, and you can't do anything.
Joe Rogan
It just eats you alive.
Tim Dillon
And those woods are so dense in the Pacific Northwest and stuff like that. I mean, and everywhere. But especially the Pacific Northwest, especially there. It's like crazy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You don't find nothing out there that. But that's why the Bigfoot rumor persists up there is because the woods are like a box of Q tips.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know, like you can't see out there.
Tim Dillon
You don't know what to see.
Joe Rogan
Like a little shadow moving in between trees. And you've decided it's a Bigfoot, right?
Tim Dillon
Yeah, but it's just like it could be, right?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. It's most likely a bear. Especially bears walking on two legs.
Tim Dillon
Northern California is weird like that, too. I mean, that's part of the Pacific Northwest, probably.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You get killed up there. Yeah, people die up there all the time. Did you ever see that documentary Sasquatch? Now it's a documentary that was. Was it on Hulu, Jamie? We had the director, and it. The guy who created it was awesome. And what's really about. Is about marijuana growers murdered a guy and then blamed it on Bigfoot.
Tim Dillon
Wow.
Joe Rogan
So these marijuana growers in Humboldt, like that up that area mountain. So they all were hippies. Right. And then they started growing weed, and then cartel people moved in and gangs moved in and they started robbing these people. So these people became heavily armed. And so then they started having wars with, like, the growers and cartel people. And so there was these people that were trying to steal from them. They murdered these people, and then they blamed it on Bigfoot. They, like, ran over them with a backhoe and crushed.
Tim Dillon
These hippies are really violent.
Joe Rogan
Oh, they get violent once.
Tim Dillon
These hippies are junkies and. And, you know, like this whole hippie thing, I think, is kind of a lie.
Joe Rogan
Well, they all become people. Right. With money.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
If you're growing weed, you become a multi millionaire who's carrying a sidearm. Okay. And you're. You're gonna protect your money. And then these people are trying to kill you to take your. So then you're like Jason. Whatever his name is an Ozark.
Tim Dillon
Right. Jason Bateman.
Joe Rogan
Jesse Bateman.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And now you're a drug dealer.
Tim Dillon
That's so funny. It's so funny. The weird, like, marijuana, where it's like, it's federally still illegal, but, like, states legal in certain states.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
And there's that gray area where there's just like, you have. Half of that business is, like, in the shadows, and half of it's. And people making lots of money. It's strange.
Joe Rogan
Well, not only that, because California made it legal, they also made it a misdemeanor to grow it illegally. Right. So what happens is these cartels started growing it on national forest land, and so then game wardens started finding it. There's a guy named John Norris who's been on the. There's a podcast before. He wrote a book called Hidden War.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And it was all about. He was a game warden, and he became a part of a tactical crew that was busting cartel members who were heavily armed. Growing marijuana in national forests, that's crazy. Yeah, because most of the illegal weed that's been sold all over the country was being grown there. So in the places where it is illegal, they grow it where it's legal, and if they get busted, it's just.
Tim Dillon
A misdemeanor, so it doesn't matter.
Joe Rogan
And they're not going to deport anybody because California is a sanctuary.
Tim Dillon
Right. So it doesn't matter how many acres and acres of.
Joe Rogan
Exactly, exactly.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And so because it's federally illegal, it's just like when there was the prohibition, that propped up organized crime. Same thing. You've just propped up illegal businesses to sell something that has a demand that normal.
Tim Dillon
Do you think weed's going to be federally legal?
Joe Rogan
If I had to guess, not during this administration. Yeah. No, I don't think. I think no it feels like a.
Tim Dillon
Lot of the, you know, like, the experimental harm reduction policies in places like Portland are going the other way.
Joe Rogan
Well, they went a little crazy in a place that was already crazy.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. They had a woman driving around shooting people up called the Stabbing Wagon. And she was like, if somebody needed. If somebody needed a fix, she'd, like, pull up and give them clean needles and stuff.
Joe Rogan
Is it really called the stabbing?
Tim Dillon
It was called the stabbing wagon. Yeah. Because you're stabbing and if you're just tweeting. No, this is like a way to help.
Joe Rogan
Oh, poor.
Tim Dillon
This was a way to help people.
Joe Rogan
Oh, Portland.
Tim Dillon
And people just be chilling and like, hey, I need a couple clean needles. So this woman would just show up. There'd be like a bunch of junkies hanging out. She'd show up. She'd hop out of the stabbing wagon with a bunch of clean needles, hand them out. People like, yeah, good to see you.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Tim Dillon
And she's like, yeah, I hope you're all doing good. And they're like, well, you know how it is.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Tim Dillon
And the problem was that didn't work.
Joe Rogan
Not only did it not work, didn't encourage people to move there to shoot up.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, actually, that's true. So people started moving there because they're like, this is actually a pretty good deal. They don't care if you live on the street. And there's this in a van that shows up with clean needles.
Joe Rogan
And they give you money.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. And whatever you need.
Joe Rogan
They give you free money and food. Yeah, yeah. Here it is. The Stabbing Wagon.
Tim Dillon
Stabbing Wagon. Harm reduction. No, I mean, it's real.
Joe Rogan
She only has 4,000 followers. That's. Hit that follow, Jamie. Hit a little follow on her.
Tim Dillon
There you go. Look at the step. There's a stabbing wagon.
Joe Rogan
Well, at least she's healthy.
Tim Dillon
Stabbing wagon.
Joe Rogan
Okay, makes sense.
Tim Dillon
At the end of the day, it's like that. That seems like a good way to combat drug use is to have a van of drugs.
Joe Rogan
That van got a 1.5 million dollar grant. Did you see that?
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Did you see that in the previous article?
Tim Dillon
Of course.
Joe Rogan
$1.5 million grant.
Tim Dillon
Well, because they're trying to help people get high. They're trying to help people get high in a safe way, bro.
Joe Rogan
Where's she parked that head van? That's what I need to know.
Tim Dillon
I mean, it's a good question. She probably lived in the burbs and then came in and then did what.
Joe Rogan
She needed, like a burbs lady.
Tim Dillon
Well, that's a good point. Well, you know, those weird. The north, those. Those specific northwest suburbs. A lot of them aren't my burbs. The ones that I like.
Joe Rogan
Very odd. Those people are.
Tim Dillon
It's different.
Joe Rogan
They're like people that live outside of Chernobyl. Yeah, they're forever changed.
Tim Dillon
It's. It's different. There's not a lot of sun up there. Something's going on.
Joe Rogan
Bad DNA damage.
Tim Dillon
What was funny is, like, there's a big article where they were like, yeah, this is actually, like. What's crazy is, like, you read about those cities, right? Like Portland or San Francisco, they'll do the craziest thing ever. And then, like, two years later, they'll start going like, yeah, this just is not having the results that we thought it would have. Like, this is. Drug use is up, crime is up, violence is up. So Santa Monica now is doing a curfew because there's been violent crimes at night. No way they're thinking about doing a curfew in Santa Monica. So again, because, yes, Santa Monica's thinking about doing a curfew because there's, like, violent crime. So instead of just going, okay, we gotta throw these people in jail, like, it's 9:00. Go home. This is California. This is the biggest economy in our country. And they're thinking of having occurred because they're all out of ideas on how to, like, stop people from, like, being victims of violent crime.
Joe Rogan
Bro, I got friends who can't sell their houses there.
Tim Dillon
No, it's Brad. I'm glad I got. I sold my house when it did.
Joe Rogan
Nobody wants to buy houses there.
Tim Dillon
Nobody wants to buy houses.
Joe Rogan
They're like, we're getting out. Everybody who's not out is at least thinking about uber rich.
Tim Dillon
People are. A lot of them are just keeping their houses because they can't get the money they want. So, like, people that are like, in Bel Air, those crazy things. Right, right. Beverly Hills, Bellair, these behemoths, they're just kind of like, just leave it.
Joe Rogan
You got to hope that, like, there's some crazy celebrity rapper guy like Kendrick Lamar decides to buy a mansion. Well, you also mean, like, if you're selling a $70 million house, you have, like, five people that will buy.
Tim Dillon
You also got to hope that they. They elect Rick Caruso and he goes around California in a tank with a bunch of guys in bazookas, and it's like the craziest thing you've ever seen. That's all you can hope for.
Joe Rogan
You need, like, a Rudy Giuliani type character.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I Mean, you need. You need Sergeant Slaughter from the old wwf. You need a fully fascist. You need a guy to run as a fascist. When they go, are you a Republican? He goes, no, no, no, no, no. I am a fascist. This is a military dictatorship. You need four years of a military dictatorship in California to just turn it around, to just start steering it the other way.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's moving red. That's one thing that you saw by the electoral map from 2024. California is moving red.
Tim Dillon
It's going red.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
There's only so many times you can wake up in a $4 million house with a gun in your mouth before you start thinking differently about it.
Joe Rogan
You know, they were trying to pass laws where they're. They're deciding how much violence is enough violence. If someone breaks in your house, like, yeah, shoot them too many times.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
You know, in the middle of being terrified.
Tim Dillon
Absolutely. They will always take the side of the people that are trying to destroy civilization.
Joe Rogan
Do you always. Do you think when you don your tin foil hat and Velcro, the chin strap, do you think that this is a grand plan to destroy civilization?
Tim Dillon
I think what you have. I don't know if it's a grand plan, but I think what you have is you have two things that are happening simultaneously. You have the people. The very. The last people that seem to want to be in politics are people that believe in, like, nothing. They're like empty suit, Gavin Newsom types who just really don't seem. They just. Whatever room they're in.
Joe Rogan
Wait a minute. Have you seen his podcast?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Well, that proves my point. That proves my point now, right? He's a believer, so now he's like, oh, things are going right. I'll go to the right. Things are going to the left. I'll go to the left. So you have, like, these people that just don't. They will not like Sanders or Trump, whatever you think about them, they're not gonna, like, quote, stand on business. They're not gonna tell people, here's where I'm at. This is the way I feel. They're just empty vessels. And then at the same time, you have that happening. You have the craziest people in the world that somehow have gotten hold of a ton of money and a ton of influence on social media. And those empty suit politicians are, like, scared of these lunatics that believe the craziest things you've ever heard. So these politicians are just, like, taking edicts from these crazy people online who tell them that we need the stabbing wagon and we need all this stuff. I don't know how that happened, that somebody should look at that, how that happened and study it. And I think it's. A lot of these politicians are deeply corrupt, and I think they're terribly afraid of whatever corruption they're involved with coming to the surface. And it could be personal in their personal life. It could be with the state, I think, you know, the mismanagement of money, of resources, all of that stuff. So if I was a really corrupt politician, I would just do the craziest left wing so that I could never be accused of anything.
Joe Rogan
Good move.
Tim Dillon
And I would just let them do whatever the hell they want. I go, yeah, well, whatever. What? We got a new law that says, you got it, you got it, you got. They got to draw blood in your house from you before you can defend yourself.
Joe Rogan
We need a rapper.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Rappers are the last people in this country that can kind of get away with almost anything.
Tim Dillon
Well, rappers are honest, a lot of them. Even though they might lie about how much money they have and stuff they do, There's a certain honesty to that genre of music.
Joe Rogan
Clearly you go too far. Like P. Diddy.
Tim Dillon
You can go too far. But he wasn't super honest. He seemed to be concealing a bit.
Joe Rogan
He seemed to be.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Do you think he was working for somebody or working with somebody, or do you think it was all his own personal.
Tim Dillon
CIA was like, we can't really. We don't really know anything about, like, these. The. This world of, like, you know, we. That's not what we do. We're like a bunch of Harvard guys and we have these weirdos that we. We know about how to get in with, like, our people. But we need someone who was like a black guy to do it. It could have been P. Diddy, but.
Joe Rogan
Didn'T all the come out after he was involved in a lawsuit with Sherrock, like he was.
Tim Dillon
That's what people said. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That's where it gets interesting, right?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be very careful.
Joe Rogan
When you start fucking around with people's billions.
Tim Dillon
Big, powerful billionaires are probably. They're their own governments.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
So, I mean, when you run afoul of them, I think there's many ways at which they can get you.
Joe Rogan
Also, they feel like they pay so much money for taxes.
Tim Dillon
I think that's. That's a lot of these intelligence agencies are working for those people. They're not, I think, on their own. There are. There's big money to be made, and there's a lot. The people that own these companies and have been rich for a very long time and who aren't, you know, on reality tv. And you don't really know who they are, but they like. Some of them are on the Forbes list, some of them aren't. Some of them are just incredibly wealthy and they've made their money in ways that you could barely understand. And those are people that, you know, are the reason historically that the CIA is going into Latin America and overthrowing government. So that United Fruit can, you know, it's true. Have a monopoly. Right. It's like this is. So they're doing things at the behest of these. These ultra wealthy families that control huge industries.
Joe Rogan
Sure. And they always have. I mean, that's back to Smedley Butler's. That's a racket.
Tim Dillon
A thousand percent.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that was 1933. He wrote that or something.
Tim Dillon
And that's the way the whole thing seems to be organized.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And always has been. We're just learning it now, you know, that's all the difference.
Tim Dillon
But it is falling apart now because some of their kids are doing stand up comedy. No, literally. I mean, there are people, they're young in New York and they're just like, they're parents are some of the wealthiest people in the world. And these kids are like doing stand up, which is terrible sign for the empire. That's not a great sign for the empire. Is that like a guy that would have taken over his dad's business is like doing dick jokes.
Joe Rogan
Well, he probably has a trust fund, so he probably has a safety blanket and sees we're having fun. It's like, I want to have fun. Be like my dad. Yeah. Have a fucking heart attack when I'm 49.
Tim Dillon
That's right. But we need them doing that. Some of them having heart attacks. Yes. Everyone can't be a clown like we did. There is something deeply unhealthy about the Illuminati doing stand up. I don't love that idea.
Joe Rogan
Well, unless they're using Chat GPT, how good could their material be?
Tim Dillon
It's not ideal.
Joe Rogan
It can't be.
Tim Dillon
It's a lot of crowd work.
Joe Rogan
And even if they do nothing wrong with that, Chat GPT has not shown any ability to really craft a good joke yet.
Tim Dillon
It's just funny to meet some of these people and then you talk to them and they'll just like casually drop that. Like, you know, their parents like billionaires and you're like, that's awesome, man. And they're just doing bar shows. It's Kind of interesting, and they're nice people. But just to pull out and look at it from a sociological standpoint, it says something about people's idea of the future, that these people just, like, want to be famous. Now, how many of them are there? There's more than you'd think.
Joe Rogan
Really? And it's a New York thing. It's.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, it's. A lot of rich people live there. And I'm talking about mega rich. Like, not right. Not like, hey, my dad's a successful. Whatever. I'm talking about, like, whoa, billions. Big money.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Where you go, interesting.
Joe Rogan
And then the kids don't have any pressure to do anything.
Tim Dillon
The kids kind of float around and they're. They're doing. It's just very funny. It's something that makes me laugh. Just like a billionaire kid on stage looking at someone in the audience going, what do you do for a living?
Joe Rogan
Crowd work, huh?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. What do you do for a living? Maybe this is the first time they've met people that aren't billionaires. That could also be a thing. This might be a way to just socialize. Illuminati kids, they've met their housekeepers before.
Joe Rogan
Maybe they asked them, like, what should I talk about on stage?
Tim Dillon
Well, yeah, I mean, they have. And what's funny is, like, they have parties in their big houses and bring their other comic friends who are bums. You know, young comics. I mean, we're all bums. So then, like, the parents are like, hello. And they bring in, like, a bomb. And they go, this is my buddy. And then he's stealing from the buffet. He's just, like, staring at them, going, whoa, this place rocks. It's like a sitcom. Yeah. And they're like, these are my friends. And I think the parents are kind of like, oh, well, isn't that nice? Maybe it's a phase. I think the parents look at it like they're going through a phase.
Joe Rogan
That's interesting. That.
Tim Dillon
Very interesting.
Joe Rogan
More than one of them.
Tim Dillon
It's a. It says something about that group of people that used to run everything. They have a dearth of purpose in their life. They're kind of aimless and they float around. I don't mean specifically, you know, rich comedian kids. I just mean, like, that ruling class. What are they doing now? They don't really have a purpose. They kind of float around. They try to. This New age spirituality bullshit. They travel all over the place. You look at any of these rich kids, Instagrams, all they're doing is traveling. It's all the Same shit with Anguillas. Go here, go there. There's no purpose. You know, I think they don't feel like America's has a defining mission. Like if you look at families like the Kennedys, the Bushes, whatever you think about those families, they served in the military. They believe that there was some type of arc of history that they were a part of. I feel like a lot of rich people now just kind of don't believe in much of anything and it's just kind of like, I don't know, bored, they start a fake company.
Joe Rogan
Well, if your whole focus is just making more money.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
How much time can you spend believing in things?
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
That's, that's going to take away from your ability to earn.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I think that's one of the big problems now. And that's why I think you saw like a lot of like people get crazy on the left and they started instituting like all these like weird virtue, you know, these purity tests and stuff like that is because I think they, they feel a lack of meaning and they wanted to give their. A lot of them wanted to sell flagellation and like they wanted the tenets of religion. They wanted meaning. They just don't have that. So I think that's what happens exactly with a lot of them and I. And their kids are nice people. They're not bad people. It's just funny to see like, because most people who do comedy, a lot of them aren't poor, a lot of them are like middle class people because they have like the ability to go and at least think it's an option.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
But it is funny when someone goes, I'm a, I'm doing comedy and I'm from, I'm the scion of great wealth.
Joe Rogan
Science.
Tim Dillon
A great word. It's an interesting thing to me just because I've always been fascinated with rich people and like these people that run the world. And it's so interesting that some of their kids are like, I wanna, I'm, I'm gonna do stand up comedy now.
Joe Rogan
When was the first time you met a really rich person? How old were you?
Tim Dillon
I met a couple of like mafia people that my dad used to play music, so they own some bars, but, but they weren't super rich. I would observe them because my uncle was the director of operations for all these restaurant groups in New York City. This restaurant group in New York City that had these, these big high end steakhouses and I would go and one of them was on 63rd and Park. And I would sit in this Steakhouse with my parents. I was probably 8 or 9 years old and you'd look around and I said to my dad once, I was like maybe 10 or 11. And this is a weird thing to say to a 10 or 11 year old. I was like, who are these people? My dad goes, these people around the world. I was just very fascinated by all these like people that were so different because in Long island where I came from, everyone was loud and, you know, fighting all the time. And you know, my best friend Josh, who lived two houses down from me, his mother Eileen would scream at his father in the front yard and he was like a conductor for the railroad. And she would just go, why didn't you? And then you would go to Manhattan and a lot of these restaurants that my uncle had, you'd see these kind of quiet people and they were all very well dressed and they were in suits and you know, in, in Manhattan they live in these stone townhouses like, you know, Epstein did. Yeah, they live in these little mini stone townhouses. And I was just fascinated. I was like, it's very interesting. These, these people are interesting. What are they up to? Type of thing, right? And then you start, start reading about them and, and you know, it is just super interesting because they're a very big reason why society looks the way it does, 100%, you know, and, and, and that to me was an interesting thing. It's like, like, why are certain people in certain positions? What role do the politicians play and what role do these really quiet rich people play that are kind of WASPy and it could be Jewish, could be anything. They're just kind of like, you know, they're quiet, they don't really want you to know too much about them. They really value their privacy. So it's funny with the kids doing stand up comedy to me, and even these rich people that go on these reality shows, it's interesting that it used to be sacrilegious, the idea that you would show people that how much money you had or that you would talk about yourself. And a lot of that started to change. Like a lot of these rich people just want to be famous. Almost feels like it's the last thing left.
Joe Rogan
Well, most young kids today, when they ask them what do you want to be? A giant percentage of them say famous. They want to be an influencer, they want to be a tick Tocker, a YouTuber. They want to be famous because why would you want a job like your parents have when you could just open sneakers. Yeah, open. So I'm going To do an unboxing show.
Tim Dillon
That's a good point. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, why would you want a regular job?
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Regular jobs are soul sucking especially. Look, it's one thing if you have a career.
Tim Dillon
Sure.
Joe Rogan
One thing. You start your own business, it's something exciting. There's another thing to be working for somebody. Working for somebody's horrible. For the most part.
Tim Dillon
It is. But I think people can derive enjoyment from things outside of their jobs.
Joe Rogan
Sure. But that leaves you one third of your day that's been eaten up.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You have one third of your day for sleep. One third of your day that's been eaten up by this job.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And then the remaining hours between commutes.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Whatever the you eat.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
All has to be wrapped up in.
Tim Dillon
It is. It is. I get it. I totally get. If you're a young kid, you go on YouTube, you go, I want to be David Dobrik. I don't want to be David Dobrik. He's like a big guy on YouTube.
Joe Rogan
Okay.
Tim Dillon
He does. He's like a Mr. Beast type. He's not as big. Mr. Beast is like a planet. Yeah, but Dobrik's big, you know, or. Or whoever. Like, they look at these young and they entertain, like younger people. He does fun videos about, like, hey, whatever, I don't know that, you know, it's always the same. It's like, what if I fill the pool with M M's, Whatever. You know, it's like that type of thing, you know?
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
It's not like the Ukraine deep dive or whatever. It's. It's a fun, like, goofy thing. And kids look at that and go, well, that guy's making a lot of money. He has a great car. He's got a hot girlfriend. He lives in a big mansion. I want to be that guy.
Joe Rogan
Of course.
Tim Dillon
But I think they missed the idea that that guy works really, really hard.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
Like, that's the thing that I think people don't understand about these social media people. They do have a crazy constitution in terms of, like, how much they post, how hard they're working. Now you might say, okay, the stuff they do is ridiculous or silly or not valuable. And I might agree on, on, on a lot of those things, but they are always putting it out.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. They're showing up.
Tim Dillon
They're always showing up.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. If you want to compete in any market, anything, no matter what you do, there's a certain amount of work you have to put in the idea that it's easy. Like, there's got to be some Reason why most of them don't rise to the top, Right. What is it?
Tim Dillon
How do you feel about. Can you teach people to work hard? I'm sure you can. What do you think? Because I. I've seen so many people that are super talented, but they. For whatever reason, they're not that muscle, that of working hard or the dedication to it.
Joe Rogan
I think generally it has to be established early in your life. And if you don't establish that early in your life, it's not a thing that you gravitate towards. You don't recognize that, oh, hard work. Eagles results. If you get lucky, you do sports because sports make you physically uncomfortable. They test your will. You know, if you're a marathon runner and you got to get up every day and do those fucking miles, like, that will test your will. You know, if you're doing track and field or football or anything you're doing where it's a lot of work, like. And then you realize, I've gotten better because of all this work. And I. If I work harder, maybe I could be the starting quarterback. If I work harder, maybe. And that's. That's a real factor for young kids. I think getting them into any sort of difficult physical endeavor, whatever it is, competitive physical endeavors make you.
Tim Dillon
That's why I thought that that show, Dance Moms was good. That fat woman who screamed at those kids and demanded greatness and would make them cry, I thought that was good. You never saw dance. It's a great show. This woman, Abby Lee Miller, she screams at these young kids, and one of them became Jojo Siwa. So it's not like there was any damage done. And, you know, I think it's good. I like to see greatness demanded of children.
Joe Rogan
This lady, look at her hair.
Tim Dillon
Watch this woman here push the envelope. You will jump higher.
Joe Rogan
You will turn faster.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
Also, act.
Tim Dillon
You will sing. You're not just preparing for a dance competition every weekend. We're preparing for you to become stars in Los Angeles.
Joe Rogan
How does that know how to be a star in Los Angeles? Look at her. She can't get a seat at Roscoe's, by the way.
Tim Dillon
I guarantee you she can get a seat at Roscoe's. That's the one place she. If you saw her, you wouldn't sit her in Roscoe's. The first thing, I would kick someone out for her in Roscoe. But. Yeah, but. But yeah. It is interesting that a lot of these kids now, they just look at, you know, the followers and.
Joe Rogan
Sure.
Tim Dillon
How do you feel about you're a parent, do you, do you, do you? When the Jonathan Height book comes out and he goes, we should get rid of phones for kids until they're 16, does that make sense or not really?
Joe Rogan
No. Because then you alienate your kids. Look, it's a new world that they have to learn how to navigate. And if they don't learn how to navigate until they're 18, they're at a huge disadvantage. They gotta understand that it's just people talking. But there's a lot of pressure. Like for young girls it's the worst time because they're comparing themselves to all these other girls. You're seeing a rise in eating disorders, self harm, suicide, suicidal ideation. And it's a lot of it is like they get depressed comparing their life to other people. And when you're young and you don't understand, you're 13, you don't get how your mind works and you're just sad every time you open up your Instagram app. And you don't look anything like these ladies who don't look anything like that either.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Which is really crazy. Right?
Tim Dillon
You know, and your head is filled with all of this.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Unhealthy thoughts.
Joe Rogan
I kind of got off social media for the most part, real recently, over the last few days. I'm barely on it, right. And I feel better, right. I feel way more normal, right. Way more like not constantly like checking to see what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's going on, what's happening in the world. Right. Instead, just like, I'll find the bad things. They'll come to me for sure.
Tim Dillon
They'll figure it out.
Joe Rogan
So I check in the morning like, oh, make sure there's no war going on. And then I go about my day, the whole day. And then maybe I check again the afternoon real quick. Not. I'm not spending like massive amounts of time anymore.
Tim Dillon
No.
Joe Rogan
And because of that I feel better. And I'm like, okay.
Tim Dillon
People that give up their phones always talk about that. They hear birds and all this, you.
Joe Rogan
Know, well, you feel better. You feel like there's not this low hum of wondering what's going on in the world all the time and wondering who's saying this and why are they doing that and how's the, what's the new thing? What's this, what's that?
Tim Dillon
It is good to detach. It is interesting. Imagine if you just didn't even engage, like, didn't really look, weren't in it at all. It fascinates me.
Joe Rogan
Way better for you.
Tim Dillon
So you think it would be miserable to just be happy somewhere?
Joe Rogan
Woody Harrelson doesn't even have a phone.
Tim Dillon
Really?
Joe Rogan
Don't have phone. Doesn't have email. No, no. When he showed up at the club, he just sort of showed up and they said, woody Harrelson's here. Like, okay, let him in. Wanted to come and hang out. Knew I was there.
Tim Dillon
Just, wow.
Joe Rogan
Find you and hang out with you. Yeah, he's like, he's smart and he doesn't. Bill Murray's the same way. Doesn't connect. And he said I had to get a phone because my kids text. So I text my kids and that's it.
Tim Dillon
Smart.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
That's so smart.
Joe Rogan
You don't want to be connected.
Tim Dillon
You don't want to be connected. You gotta check.
Joe Rogan
Have to be. If you're a young comic, you have.
Tim Dillon
To be connected because you have to build followers to get booked now because these clubs are like, we got to book people with followers. You're not necessarily looking at who's working hard or who's good. And I feel for a lot of younger people because they have to.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
You know, they have to have a social media presence early on, maybe even before they figured out what they want to say. Maybe, you know, before they figured out how to say it the right way. For sure. They have to have this social media presence. And I think people become. And it's a dopamine hit. Right. To do things. I get it. Like, you get followers, you get rewarded. It's a whole system. But it also could take over your life.
Joe Rogan
It 100 could take over your life. And you and I. Well, me more so than you grew up without it. And then it came on later in life, like, what. How old were you when you first got online?
Tim Dillon
Dude, I had a BlackBerry. I was. I was working in my early 20s at. With a BlackBerry. And that's very different than an iPhone.
Joe Rogan
Sure. That's emails.
Tim Dillon
It's emails. So we were getting emails from our, like, business, from our, like, our manager at work going, will you losers do something? Like, things like that? Like, because we couldn't sell any.
Joe Rogan
But I remember seeing people with blackberries in the early days of tech going, man, that seems really addictive.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Because you could take a shitty photo and send it to someone. Could email a photo. You would take a ch. And the photos were, like, terrible quality.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
But just the idea of, like, at your job, just sending someone an email photo was, like, hilarious. Like, being out somewhere and taking a Photo and emailing it. Somebody going, fuck you, I'm not at work. That was fun.
Joe Rogan
The thing was though, that they couldn't escape the emails. The emails they were constantly checking and I was like, oh well this is like super addictive. Like these guys that I work with on Fear Fact, they're always on their blackberries.
Tim Dillon
There was a New York City realtor. This lady, Dolly Lenz was like the top realtor in New York City. She famously, she did a BlackBerry commercial. She famous had like eight blackberries because she would just get all these contracts and stuff. She would like hand them out to her assistants and stuff and they would respond to over. She would get over 700 emails a day. At the height of her thing, she was selling all this real estate. So black. That was the first time I didn't have a smartphone in junior high or high school.
Joe Rogan
Ah, that's nice.
Tim Dillon
I had like a flip phone. People had Razer phones. I didn't even have that. I had like a Sprint LG or some bullshit. And then I got blackberries and I think my first iPhone is like in my 20s, like mid-20s.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's good.
Tim Dillon
It wasn't. I wasn't like connected like that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, these kids are connected from the time they're six years old.
Tim Dillon
And I mean my godson, he's like four years old and he has an iPad. They just give him an iPad.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they just sit in front of the pad with the go to a restaurant. They set it up in front of.
Tim Dillon
The kids and he just sits there and he does. I don't know what he's watching. Gaza maybe. I don't know what he's doing. No one knows either. They just. I don't know what he's found, you know, that's the other thing you hope like best case, he's playing some game. But.
Joe Rogan
Well, for boys, they immediately start jerking off.
Tim Dillon
Interesting.
Joe Rogan
The moment they could find porn sites.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They tell the other thing.
Tim Dillon
Like I feel like that's also damaged people's.
Joe Rogan
No doubt.
Tim Dillon
That damaged people's ability to like no doubt go out and meet a woman.
Joe Rogan
100%. And that's why they're not meeting women.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like the number of incels today is off the charts. The number of men that don't have sex at all. It's some crazy. It's like 50%.
Tim Dillon
And the porn is not even regular porn anymore. A lot of it's like hyper violent, sadistic, crazy porn.
Joe Rogan
Really? That's what they say, what you're searching.
Tim Dillon
For people whose heads are Getting going through glass tables. No, but that's what like when you have these articles that are written about this, they say it's not only that they're watching porn, it's the type of porn. It's not like regular porn.
Joe Rogan
Oh God.
Tim Dillon
It's like crazy. And it warps their brain.
Joe Rogan
I heard the dumbest argument on Twitter the other day. Someone was saying that they should create CGI child porn to protect real children from child porn porn.
Tim Dillon
You should probably search that person's search history.
Joe Rogan
I was like, this is.
Tim Dillon
That's an interesting argument. Yeah, you should have AI child porn.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think that argument is like they've kind of sex doll argument, right?
Tim Dillon
Didn't they have like that argument for like.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tim Dillon
I feel like it's part of the same type of.
Joe Rogan
It was the same type of thinking.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I think generally that argument is created by people who aren't pedophiles because they're trying to figure out, well, maybe this is a solution. Well, you're not thinking.
Tim Dillon
And they're also like, I'll make some money with this kid sex doll company. What a weird way to make a fortune. What an odd way to make a fortune. I made a little bit of money. What'd you do?
Joe Rogan
Don't Worry. The perfect 11 year old boy butthole.
Tim Dillon
Don't worry about it. What'd you do, kid sex off. Anyway, have you been to the Four Seasons and Cancun?
Joe Rogan
Jesus Christ.
Tim Dillon
It's crazy. Well, we're getting to a point where the world is really scary but also equally unbelievable and absurd. So you have the. It's funny, but it's also insane. And I think people are like, we don't know what's real anymore. These AI videos come out and you don't know what's exact, what's real and what's not. The deep fakes are getting better, Right? That seems to be one of the biggest problems that no one talks about is like reality seems to be splintering.
Joe Rogan
100. Yeah, yeah. Reality splintering. And then AI is about to take over our lives and we're openly cheering it.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And the world will never be the same again once it does and we're, we're welcoming it.
Tim Dillon
Ironically, I think comedians seem to be somewhat in the, in the safer group of people.
Joe Rogan
In what way? Oh, as far as our jobs, that.
Tim Dillon
Like perspective seems like maybe one of the harder things for AI to grasp.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's also live performance, right? The last human stand, right. You know, where you could go and see something. You go See a guy actually play a guitar, you know, that's. That's so much different. And that, that's a real human experience. Live sporting events, you know, like real things. Things that are real, you know, that's, that's going to be, that's going to be the hardest to be replaced by AI.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Because, you know, you could replace us on podcasts. You essentially could take my perspectives that I've shared over the past 2000 plus episodes and run it through a large language and use AI and have me have a podcast with basically anybody.
Tim Dillon
It's such a crazy library you have. It's like, I wonder what, what you did with it.
Joe Rogan
It's a good question.
Tim Dillon
So it's an interesting. It's a great question. Sell it to China. What if after Spotify, you go to China? Yeah, that's a great idea. It would be actually a great idea if you just sit down and go, nothing's changing about the podcast. It's still going to be free.
Joe Rogan
It's just going to be in Mandarin.
Tim Dillon
It's owned by the Chinese government. Government. But it's the same podcast it's always been.
Joe Rogan
Don't worry about it.
Tim Dillon
It's the same show it's always been.
Joe Rogan
You guys know me. I won't change.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. Your first guest is Jack Ma.
Joe Rogan
Tell me what happened with Alibaba.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I mean, it's crazy. It's a place I'd like to go. I've never been to China. I'd like his cuts.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I would do it that way. Oh, my God, these cuts. It would be the middle of someone talking.
Tim Dillon
It's just an ad.
Joe Rogan
Cuts.
Tim Dillon
Just an ad which is cut. You go. It's the same podcast it's always been. It's now 37 minutes. Minutes. Because China's taking out all the stuff.
Joe Rogan
The beginning of it.
Tim Dillon
I'd love to go to China just to access websites and go, what can you really say?
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
That would be super fascinating to be in China going, like, what are you allowed? What is blocked?
Joe Rogan
Do they use VPNs in China successfully? Is that possible?
Tim Dillon
Probably right. They have to. Maybe not. I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I don't know.
Tim Dillon
North Korea seems to block everything. Like certain countries can do a lot.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. They have their own Internet. Right. Like, you can only get on their Internet.
Tim Dillon
I'm not sure, but that seems to make sense.
Joe Rogan
That's according to people that have been there. Yeah, yeah, they have their own Internet. Like, just. Can you use a VPN in China to access the Internet of the world? Let's search that.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, that'd be interesting. I need to know because so many people, I believe, are very limited with what they can access.
Joe Rogan
Many, many, many people in the world are very limited. Well, look at the uk, they're just arresting people for Facebook posts.
Tim Dillon
That's one of the crazier things in modern life is that people are getting arrested over social media and not really bad stuff. It's saying things that someone finds.
Joe Rogan
Objection. Immigrants. Yeah, that kind of stuff. Yes. Some VPNs work in China, but their effectiveness varies due to the country's strict Internet censorship, known as the Great Firewall. Chinese government actively blocks many VPN services, and only a few reliable ones consistently bypass restrictions. VPNs like ExpressVPN, NordVPN, Surfshark are often cited as effective, but they require specific configuration, eg, obfuscated servers or protocols like open VPN to evade detection. Performance can be inconsistent, with slowdowns or temporary blocks being heightened censorship. During heightened censorship periods, such as political events, China occasionally cracks down a VPN usage, targeting both the providers and individual users, though enforcement against foreigners is typically lenient, focusing on warnings rather than severe penalties. Using a VPN is technically illegal, illegal for accessing block content, but millions, including expats and locals, use them daily. Boy, that's a risky move.
Tim Dillon
I think they're banning this stuff in the UK because I don't think they want people to persist in this idea that they have any ability to challenge this prevailing narrative that any critique of immigration is an inherently racist thing. And I think the people that are sponsoring, there's kind of an odious thing, and it's. Because what they're doing is they're. They're basically immiserating these people. They're making the quality of their life much worse. They're losing ground. And if they speak up about it, they're called, you know, huge horrible names and then arrested. And arrested. Yeah, so it's crazy. And they don't understand why it's happening. They're. They're not completely. They're very confused about why. You know, a lot of these countries didn't take any Syrian refugees, but Europe did and, and Scandinavia did. The Netherlands did. And they're confused about that and they're asking questions and going, why is that the case? And they're confused about why. When any disruption happens and it's clearly the result of bringing in large numbers of people who are not familiar with the laws of the country, the culture of the country, when anything happens and they bring it up, they're again called a racist or, you know, an extremist or they're arrested. So it's good. And then who's doing it? Right. So you have the people, like the people clearly that are in the government and these incredibly wealthy business interests that want people to work for a lot less money and they want to destroy people's social bonds. Because I think they really do want people to eventually just accept this kind of totalitarian surveillance state. And the way to get them there is by breaking the spirit of these countries by destroying any social bonds that people have and destroying any economic power and destroying their belief in the democratic process. And if they can do that and they can break people, they can get them to do anything they want.
Joe Rogan
Do you think they're doing this in preparation for AI?
Tim Dillon
I think they're doing it in preparation for not only technological advancements, I think they're doing it in preparation for world wars. I think they are doing it in preparation for a lot of things. I think they'll conscript a lot of these people into the military. I believe that. I believe they'll conscript a lot of these people into the military. I think they're looking at populations, I think they're looking at people not having enough children. I think they're saying, who's going to fight these wars? Who's going to do these really shitty jobs and we're going to go build houses in and in bunkers and all of this stuff. We're going to fly private and we're going to have our kids go to completely separate schools and we're going to have our own water aquifers and have a compound. But why do you need all these low wage people in your country that are illegal and don't have any power? Has anyone asked that question? Seems very obvious. They're going to conscript a lot of them into the military and a lot of them are going to do shitty, horrible jobs and they're going to use them as cannon fodder in wars that enrich lots of people. That would be my guess.
Joe Rogan
Jesus Christ.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I might be wrong, but.
Joe Rogan
And if AI does become the governing factor of the world, which it probably will, it doesn't really make sense that you let humans with all the corruption and emotions govern things when you can let super intelligence.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, but who's making that intelligence? That becomes the problem.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. But once you've already gotten people locked into compliance.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you've already got people where they're terrified to protest against anything, immigration, whatever it is, then you could you can get a little way with a lot more.
Tim Dillon
There was a decision made because the. The populist Democrats during the 90s, which was like Bill Clinton, you know, critical of immigration, Barack Obama, critical of immigration, deported a lot of people.
Joe Rogan
Hillary Clinton.
Tim Dillon
Hillary Clinton. What started to happen, though, is there was a decision made that the world was going to kind of be a borderless place where countries were interchangeable and that nation states mattered a lot less than the financial architecture of global capital and where it could go.
Joe Rogan
And you need a world government, and.
Tim Dillon
You need a government that is a world government, or the closest world order, the closest thing you can get to it, which is having an eu.
Joe Rogan
Right, right.
Tim Dillon
And then having a government between the UK and the US that's pretty on the same page about everything. And then you have Israel in the Middle east, and then you have, you know, all of these, you know, disparate areas that we. We kind of control through economic means or military means and stuff like that. And then you have outliers, you have China, Iran, Russia, you know, whatever, people that haven't gotten the memoir for whatever reason. I don't want to live in any of those places. That's the argument. They'll go, well, do you want to live in. Shut up. That's. What are we, idiots? I don't want to live in any of those places. But they're not on. They didn't get the memo. So. And then in all of these countries, by the way, in Europe, in America, not so much Israel, they don't love the immigration. As we can see, they're kind of big on the borders. Israel, they like the borders. But in America and Europe and Scandinavia and all these countries, the populations were just told to accept massively high levels of immigration over a very short period of time. That's odd. That doesn't make any sense. And if you point that out, you're called a racist and extremist. And that's a very strange thing. What are you doing with all these people? The Biden administration brought in 10 million people over four years. What are they here for? There's not enough jobs for the people that are here. We have vast chasms of wealth inequality. We have AI coming, We have automation coming. Why would you bring in all of these people? What are you trying to do?
Joe Rogan
What do you think they're trying to do?
Tim Dillon
I think that. Exactly what I said. I think they need bodies. They're going to cannon fodder. I think they need to break the idea of any social bonds that exist between people you know, listen.
Joe Rogan
And they need a little chaos.
Tim Dillon
They need a little chaos. I think you get more laws. Yeah. You bring in people, more surveillance, more dependence on the government. You get people out of the idea. You know, they got people out of the idea years ago that you could barely. You can't really. It's very hard to have your own business now. They've pretty much extinguished that in people's heads. Even though there are people that still do it now, I think they're going to start to extinguish the idea that you can have a home, you can own property, that you could drive a car, that you can do all of these things that you're going to extinguish that idea. And they're going to do that because. Why, why not control everybody?
Joe Rogan
It'll be all way mo's.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, that's the, that's the thing. Why not control everybody?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Why would you let everybody just go run rampant and fuck up your business?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. So they're basically like, we gotta pacify these people. The conflicts seem inevitable and we're gonna have to fight these wars. The good news is a lot of the people who are doing this, their children are now doing stand up comedy. So if they're unable.
Joe Rogan
Are any of them any good?
Tim Dillon
If they're. I think some of them, I'm sure, I'm sure.
Joe Rogan
Have you seen any of them that are any good?
Tim Dillon
I haven't seen a ton. It's just, it's one of those things that you hear now more than ever when you're talking to a young comic and they go on, I'm hanging out with this person, I go, yeah. And they go, and their dad owns this. You go, really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Just a curious thing, thing. Obviously anyone in the world should be able to do comedy as much as they want. But it's funny to me as somebody who just looks at these configurations of power and wealth, it's kind of interesting that a lot of these kids are like doing that. It's just fun.
Joe Rogan
Have you ever met anybody from a really wealthy background that was good at stand up?
Tim Dillon
No. I mean, not very. Yes, yes, there are some of them, for sure.
Joe Rogan
You've met them.
Tim Dillon
I've not met them. They probably don't like me. Unicorns? Yeah, they're, they're around and yes, yes, very wealthy. But I'm talking about like weird kind of interesting levels of wealth and power. That's interesting. Yeah, that's super interesting to me. But. So the good news is if they can't get this done soon, Their kids won't because their kids will be at side splitters in Tampa.
Joe Rogan
Or they'll be podcasting.
Tim Dillon
Or they'll be podcasting. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They'll all get together, become influence.
Tim Dillon
Isn't it funny how much they. They now. They now focus really on podcasters. But they ignore all the things, all the people that we're talking about. The. None of that. There's no. They don't report on any of those people.
Joe Rogan
No.
Tim Dillon
There's 10 million articles about Theo Vaughn.
Joe Rogan
Having can of solids on a tree.
Tim Dillon
Right. But. But there's no articles about like again the people that seem to be running and like owning all of our resources.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
You think someone would write about the people that own a lot of the resources.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
On the planet we live.
Joe Rogan
Listen, that's complicated.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Did you see that crazy thing the government talked about yesterday? They had a press conference where they said that we can manipulate time and space.
Tim Dillon
No.
Joe Rogan
Did you see that, Jamie?
Tim Dillon
I didn't see that.
Joe Rogan
It's written really weird, right?
Tim Dillon
That guy that got lost in the shuffle.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
The manipulation of time and space.
Joe Rogan
See if you can find it, Jamie, because it's really kooky. It's really kooky. Can you. I don't know what he was saying. Play it, play it so we could hear him say.
Tim Dillon
I don't think anybody said it.
Joe Rogan
It was written on a website site. But didn't he say it in that speech?
Tim Dillon
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I don't know what that speech was. No, no, it's the guy above you right there. I know it's. This isn't going to play that. You don't think so? No.
Tim Dillon
Just going to play an ad first.
Joe Rogan
Okay. Let. Let the ad play out. I'm pretty sure he's secret.
Tim Dillon
CIA files claim the Ark of the Covenant has been found.
Joe Rogan
What? There's a lot going clicking on that next.
Tim Dillon
There's certainly a lot going on. It's a big week. Regulatory regime of the 1970s became an ever tightening ratchet first hampering America's ability to become a net energy exporter and then making it harder and harder to build. We seem to have lost focus and vision.
Joe Rogan
Kill that out.
Tim Dillon
To have lowered our sights and let systems and structures and bureaucracies muddle us along. But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated. Cause things to grow and improve productivity.
Joe Rogan
Okay, that's not what he's saying. You know, I think.
Tim Dillon
Does anyone.
Joe Rogan
Does that even manipulate time and space? I don't think that's what he's saying.
Tim Dillon
No, I think he's saying, like he. That you're able to do things instantaneously. Instantaneously, yeah. Yeah. Instantly.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I don't think he. I think people are reading into that too much.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. I don't think he's. Time machines.
Joe Rogan
No.
Tim Dillon
But do you believe that time machines had ever, at any point, point worked?
Joe Rogan
No.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
No, I do not. I do not think that anyone is currently in possession of a time machine, but I do think they're in possession of some sort of a gravity drive.
Tim Dillon
Now, what is a gravity drive?
Joe Rogan
I think during the 1940s, they started working on this stuff. During the 1950s, there was papers written about it, that they were working on gravity propulsion systems. They were working on something that harnesses, what do they call it, background energy? I forget what. But the idea is. And I actually had a conversation with Hal Puthoff about this. It was a legitimate scientist who worked for NASA with the UFO program. And he believes that they're capable of developing some sort of a warp drive. And there was something written about this. There's some breakthrough about warp drives recently. Right. We talked about this. I think they have something. I think they have something. I think that's what a lot of these people are seeing when they're seeing these trans medium crafts that are going through the air at high rates of speed, going into the water, not losing any speed, coming out of the water, not making any splashes. I think it creates a gravity distortion around whatever these things are that allows it to move in a way that's very different than any other propulsion system that we are currently aware of. I think the government has been probably secretly working on this stuff for decades. That's what I think. I could 100% be wrong, but that's.
Tim Dillon
DARPA angle of like having a really.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Really underground, you know, weapons system, futuristic.
Joe Rogan
Technologies, and space travel systems. And, you know, ideally they would be able to use this to mine asteroids. You know, have something instantaneously port to an asteroid, scoop up rare earth minerals and expensive things that they need on Earth, shoot it back to Earth.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
So it's interesting. So I. The people that work in that type of arena are just so many layers above top secret levels. Above top secret, Exactly. They barely exist.
Joe Rogan
This guy was telling me that in 2015 they had landed something on an asteroid, extracted something from that asteroid, and then had that thing leave the asteroid and return to Earth, and then pinpointed the location where it was going to crash. Land or land rather within one mile. And that somehow or another they figured this out a decade ago and that we. We don't know about it, but they have, there's footage of this stuff and that they've been able to achieve this and that there's what you hear and what you see on television and what they're actually capable of and because of national security interests, because you know, fill in the blank. Misallocation of funds in order to acquire this technology which is 100% what they're all talking talking about.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Jamie and I that what is that documentary we saw? It's not released yet because it was a South by Southwest. We saw south by Southwest, this documentary that's all about that subject and it's all about how there's a lot of issues because these people have all misappropriated funds. So they've lied to Congress. So. And then on top of that if you do have this sort of a program and it is based on back engineering UFOs that have crashed though, who gets that? Well it's probably a weapons manufacturing company. So if it's a weapons manufacturing company, which company gets access to that? And the other ones could probably sue you because why did not. That's a huge competitive advantage to have fucking alien technology that you can do.
Tim Dillon
These things not land in China.
Joe Rogan
Age of Disclosure is the. The unprecedented and revelatory documentary featuring 34 senior members of the US government military and intelligence community reveals that an 80 year old cover up the existence of non human intelligent life and a secret war amongst major nations to reverse engineer technology of non human origin. See, I don't even know if that part is true. Yeah, I don't know who is the.
Tim Dillon
Most credible person that you've had on the show over the years. Who has talked the most convincingly? Was it Pop Lazar about Bob Lazar.
Joe Rogan
Is one of them. But he's you know, technically speaking you could kind of discredit a lot of the stuff that he said. Jacques Valet is probably the most reasonable and he's the guy that they patterned that French scientists and Close Encounters of the third con on. And he's been studying this from the six since the 60s.
Tim Dillon
True believer.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he believes. He thinks most of it's though he thinks most of it is people misunderstanding what they're looking at people seeing, you know, some sort of a test vehicle.
Tim Dillon
Does he have any theory on where these crafts are coming from or is that just completely beyond the scope of what he.
Joe Rogan
They do theorize. They theorize that these Things are. Have always been here and that they're probably interdimensional travelers, that it's not as simple as they're coming from another planet.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They might be coming from a whole nother reality, and then they might have shaped our reality that this might be a farm. This might be a giant ant farm. This is my. This might be also how intelligent life gets sort of seeded throughout the universe. And this would also explain why we're so different from every other animal on this planet.
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
We're so, so it's not like there's a competition where we're advanced, we're eons ahead, and yet we carry the same. We didn't evolve socially the way we evolve technology technologically. We, we still have tribal notions and we're still territorial. We still act like animals.
Tim Dillon
So if they know. What always weirded me out or interested me is like, the aliens, they're still, They're. They're. If you believe any of these things, they're testing us all the time. And, and, and, and. Is that because they're curious? Is that because they're, They're. They don't know?
Joe Rogan
Well, they probably just got to keep track, see what's going on with people. I mean, you do that if you're collecting samples of bugs in other countries. They go there and they, they do what, what we would do. I mean, if you're. If you're from another planet and you want to visit humans, we talked about this yesterday. Like, if you could find a planet where cave people were, wouldn't you go, oh, my God, they're just starting to figure out how to make stone spear tips? Of course people would go, it is.
Tim Dillon
Interesting thinking about the planet as a farm.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That's one of the things that Bob Lazar said. There was a big folder that he found when he was Working Area 51, Site 4, where supposedly they're back engineering that thing. He said they had a large folder that was just on religion. And he said essentially they viewed us as containers, that human beings were containers, and that religion and all these things were created in order to protect the container. And that the way to keep people from doing things that are ethical, unethical and immoral and horrendous is to try to instill as much religious, ethical structure as possible.
Tim Dillon
Try to move in a container. What are we carrying that's important. Is it DNA? Is it the cell?
Joe Rogan
Well, you could say the soul, right? You could say a container of souls. But if you wanted to be more cynical, you would say, well, what creates artificial life? A human's curiosity and innovation. The lust for innovation and also materialism. Because if you're keeping up with the Joneses, you want newer and better stuff all the time. So that fuels economic growth, that fuels technological growth. Because you want the newest stuff, like these TVs. They don't need to make a better TV than that. It looks great. You can watch super bowl looks crystal clear. Why are they making better TVs every year? Well, because we demand them. I want the better one by my computer has the same chip as last year. Fuck out of here. I want the new one. And everybody wants the new phone.
Tim Dillon
There's no reason to get a new phone anymore. They all do the same.
Joe Rogan
I have a iPhone 11. One of my phones is an iPhone 11. I've purposely not switched it just to see what it's like to use an iPhone 11, see if I notice anything different. I noticed nothing.
Tim Dillon
Nothing. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Zero. Especially when it's on WI fi. It's the same thing.
Tim Dillon
It's the same thing.
Joe Rogan
YouTube looks the same on it. Everything's the same on it. Yeah. It doesn't get as bright as the new ones. That's it. The new ones have more.
Tim Dillon
Did Jock Fillet or any of these people ever speculate about. Is there an end game? If a planet's a farm, is there an end game? Eventually, for example, if we're running experiments, right. On anything, eventually we go, okay, we got it. We either figured it out or we end the experiment or covet leaks. But at a certain point, is there, you know, has there been any theorizing as to, like, what the end game is, or is it just a curiosity for that?
Joe Rogan
I think the end game is artificial intelligence.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Because that's what we're really making. The one big thing that's going to change the world way more than any other technology is artificial intelligence.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Especially when it's attached to quantum computing. So if. If you have human beings that have constantly searching, constantly traveling, looking to their roamers, they want new resources, new things, they want new innovation. And all these new innovations have allowed them to succeed over their rivals. And then they continue this trend technologically, and then they acquire great wealth and power and all these. Well, what's. What's the. What are they doing? They're making better technology. Well, ultimately. What does that mean? Ultimately means they make a better life for them. And maybe that's what we do. Maybe we're just making a cocoon.
Tim Dillon
We're just here trying to make the best version of AI Right.
Joe Rogan
And that's probably what the whole universe is filled with, with all biological life eventually probably gets to a point where if it's intelligent enough, it starts making synthetic life.
Tim Dillon
And then once you have synthetic life, what then becomes the point?
Joe Rogan
That's a good question. Synthetic life might be God. That might be how the universe got made in the first place. It might be what came first, the chicken or the egg.
Tim Dillon
So once we get there, it's not even we anymore.
Joe Rogan
It's it. Once it is born and once it.
Tim Dillon
Has, is that a way for God to keep replicating itself?
Joe Rogan
I mean, it might be how Jesus comes back. You know, like this, this. A lot of these stories, these biblical stories, you have to say, like what, what were they saying? What were they trying to say? Like what, what was the real event that they were recording? If they pass these stories down, they're so significant for thousands of years, like over a thousand years of just oral history and then thousands of years of written language like, like what are they trying to say, you know, and what, what is this omnipotent force that controls everything in the universe and that it wants us to follow certain rules and obey and it wants us to love it and, and cherish it. And if you do, you genuinely seem to have a better life. Like people that legitimately follow Christianity, they seem legitimately happier. So it gives you a, it gives you an incentive to follow it. And then you continue to keep society rolling to the point where this happens. And I think it happens inside of our lifetime, I'm sure of it. If we don't blow ourselves up and.
Tim Dillon
Then we get to this point and my, my, my.
Joe Rogan
Irrelevant.
Tim Dillon
My. Yeah, and then my. It's interesting, you, I, I totally get it. But then once we get to the point of irrelevance and now we have AI that becomes God, then what does God do?
Joe Rogan
Turns us into dodo birds.
Tim Dillon
We're gone, we're out.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I think we stop breeding anyway. It's probably. They don't even have to destroy us. Our endocrine systems are all getting destroyed slowly. We're well aware of that. So because of technology we are able to invent plastics because of plastics. Plastics are slowly destroying our endocrine system because of the ubiquitous use of vaccines and all these aluminums and mercury's and heavy metals and, and then herbicides and pesticides and pollutants. Our bodies are getting slowly and slowly weakened and our endocrine systems are getting less and less viable. There's more miscarriages than ever. There's Less, Less people are giving birth than ever. Sperm counts are lower than ever. It's like moving. And then we're all obsessed with changing genders, right? So we're all obsessed with being non binary and this and that. And we're slowly moving away from biological imperative, breeding. Right. The, the. And then you have in vitro fertilization, and then you have artificial wombs. And then you have life that they're creating literally in a laboratory, unique forms of life. And then you have artificial intelligence to be able to do that whenever it wants to. And then you're going to get to the point where, when it becomes viable, human beings have already entered into population collapse. And then you bring them robot sex dolls and then, you know, you just jerk them off while they have VR headsets on and no more kids.
Tim Dillon
And then AI eventually says it, let's get rid of these containers.
Joe Rogan
They don't have to get rid of them. They don't even have to get rid of them. They just exist.
Tim Dillon
We'll just die with full power. So then you have these AI machines.
Joe Rogan
We'll be like those people in the Amazon that are shooting bows and arrows at helicopters.
Tim Dillon
Well, these AI machines just running the entire world. Yes, interesting.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I don't think there's any way to stop it.
Tim Dillon
And then we're just running around.
Joe Rogan
For sure. That's what China's preparing for. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And you know, they're, they're developing factories that are bigger than San Francisco. See that? They have an EV factory that's larger than San Francisco.
Tim Dillon
Who's going to drive the evs? They are people. For a little bit.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, for a little bit. But it's also to fuel consumerism, of course, which fuels innovation, which fuels the.
Tim Dillon
Everything.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, the, the birth of this.
Tim Dillon
And this is what. And this is what a lot of these people that have looked into this have theorized that this is. So it's funny because it is just a parallel reality that we're not plugged into.
Joe Rogan
It's also, I always say this. If you were from another planet and you looked at us like, what is this one apex species doing? What's making better stuff?
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
The number one thing it does above everything, above war and murder and yeah. All the crime, the number one thing it does is make better stuff. That's what it produces. Constantly, consistently better stuff. Never happy with what it has. And it does it at a staggering rate where it's like, it's even a question that your phone from a few. My iPhone 11 from a few years back. Is like, is that still good? Like it's a question whether or not so for five years. That's crazy. If you have a gun from five years ago, it's perfect. There's nothing wrong. You don't need a new gun. Right. It's the same technology. Imagine a factory larger than San Francisco. It's happening in China's BYD's Zhang Zhao branch, which will be 10 times larger than Tesla's gigafactory in Nevada. Crazy stuff, dude. It's crazy. It's going to be a factory that's bigger than.
Tim Dillon
It's a really interesting time to be alive.
Joe Rogan
It's great.
Tim Dillon
You know, but.
Joe Rogan
But, you know, I don't think anybody knows what the final chapter of this book is going to be. I don't think anybody. I know these people that are like accelerating towards this technological supremacy and all.
Tim Dillon
The people that are theorizing. They're theorizing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And then do we get visited when that happens, when. When AI becomes sentient and where our job is done, do we then get visited by the Galactic Empire?
Tim Dillon
I would hate if it all came down to just AI doing standup comedy. If they all just decide to do stand up comedy. What if AI decided to do podcasts and it's just a bunch of hyper, you know, you know, brilliant machines talking to each other. Maybe that's the way the world just ends with like artificial intelligence just blabbing.
Joe Rogan
I don't think the world ends. I think we end.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
I think that would be a terrifying thought to Australia Pythagoras. If you told Australia Pythagoras, like, one day you're going to be in a self driving Tesla and you're not going to need your spears. Oh, what?
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
You'd be terrified. But how am I gonna get the buffalo? Yeah, like, how am I gonna eat? How am I gonna feed my children raw meat? You know, you, it's like, no, no, you guys are gonna have fire. You're gonna be able to turn on a switch. Instead of like rubbing sticks together for half an hour, you're just gonna be able to turn on a switch and fire is gonna be instantly. You're gonna have this thing in your hand. Look at this.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, right?
Joe Rogan
Imagine if I brought this to a cave person. Check it out, bro. You need a fire.
Tim Dillon
Crazy.
Joe Rogan
I'm your huckleberry.
Tim Dillon
It's crazy.
Joe Rogan
That's technology, right? You know, you show a cell phone to someone from the 14th century, they. They burn you at the stake. You're a wizard, right? Yeah. And it's all moving in this very weird direction that no one can predict because it's exponential. Because it's so staggering how much technological innovation they have just with quantum computing, like I've got someone coming on soon that's going to supposedly explain that to me. But like, what are you even even saying, right? It's operating in the multiverse and it's accessing infinite universes.
Tim Dillon
Who explains that type of stuff? Like, like, is it a scientist?
Joe Rogan
You have to get someone who's actually working in the field.
Tim Dillon
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Because even a regular scientist, they're just going to give you theoretical. You got to get someone who's actually working on quantum computing systems and can explain how it works and why it's able to crack calculations that would take. Mark Andreessen said it best there. It's. This has already happened. They have taken calculations that if you turn the entire universe, every atom in the universe into a supercomputer, the universe would die of heat death before it could solve this equation. And these quantum computers that already exist, that we've already done can solve it in a matter of minutes. And they don't know how it's doing that. And so they think it's doing that by accessing the multiverse. They think it's proof of the multiverse. But again, this is just like.
Tim Dillon
The.
Joe Rogan
Sound of gay guys falling off a roof. It's like so far away. It's so weird. It's like, is that really happening?
Tim Dillon
Right, right.
Joe Rogan
Like what's going on over there? What are they doing over there? It's almost like it's, it's almost, it's almost abstract. Like what you, you hear someone say that they can solve, currently solve equations that like, is that real?
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
When is like to you and I, it's like, like we don't understand the technology at all. We don't understand all the steps that have been put place that all the work that's been done to get the technology to this point. These chips are like the size of this mint tin. Yeah, that's how big they are. And then they're surrounded by these super cooling units, right? And that's like it has to be cooled at these insane temperatures, cooler than deep space, in order for it to even function.
Tim Dillon
Unreal.
Joe Rogan
Fucking nuts, dude. That's real and that's happening right now.
Tim Dillon
So God only knows what's coming.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they're already building nuclear reactors just to power AI plants, right? Multiple nuclear reactors just to power AI plants. Because the, the amount of electricity that's.
Tim Dillon
Going to be required is tremendous.
Joe Rogan
Tremendous.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And they're just all on this wild scramble between us and China to try to get there first.
Tim Dillon
It's such a strange thing that we know it's coming, but we can't. The pace of it is going to be.
Joe Rogan
And there's no way to figure it out.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like when Wilbur and Orville. Orville Wright flew that stupid fucking shitty airplane. Who would imagine that 50 years later someone would drop a nuclear bomb out of one of those.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
They didn't have jets back then. They're propeller planes. Planes. Right. The. No. Enola Gay. Wasn't that a propeller plane? Yeah. Dropping the most sophisticated of weapons. Yeah. No one, no one knows what's going to happen when a new invention happens. And then everyone builds on that invention. No one would have ever imagined hypersonic jets back when they, Wilbur and Orville were floating around that stupid wooden thing they invented.
Tim Dillon
Right. Right.
Joe Rogan
And so no one, no one understands like what is. What's the 50 year quantum computing thing? If it's 50 years from making the airplane to dropping a bomb out of it, how many years is it from quantum computer thing to God? How many years is it until you. This thing starts making better versions of itself to the point where it literally can manipulate everything in the universe at will. It can create new universes.
Tim Dillon
It's unbelievable to think about it. It's almost beyond the grasp of our mind to consider.
Joe Rogan
It is.
Tim Dillon
It is fully. And it's. It's terrifying.
Joe Rogan
Think of those stupid cars that people used to drive around in 1823 ever. What's that?
Tim Dillon
Of course. Of course.
Joe Rogan
Drive around those stupid cars. And now they have electric cars like a Tesla that can go zero to 60 in under two seconds.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
Nobody saw any of this Waymos. Nobody saw Waymos when they saw Model T. But yet they're all here.
Tim Dillon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And no one knows where this is going. It's all just speculation and guessing. And I would imagine that even the most creative minds are not going to be able to see where this is going.
Tim Dillon
No. It's insane.
Joe Rogan
And we're living through it. And most people, unlike you and I, that like have to talk about constantly. Most people probably aren't even paying attention.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. No. Why would you? It's almost pointless.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Why would you. You gotta. Gotta work and you gotta. But you know, your kid needs hormone.
Tim Dillon
Therapy a thousand percent. So it's like we create AI. AI creates quantum computing. Quantum computing creates God. God creates the Jews. That's the rub.
Joe Rogan
It's all real wild and in the middle, we're, you know, fighting over stupid, like, who believes in this religion? Who believes in that religion?
Tim Dillon
That religion.
Joe Rogan
Sunnis and the shields fighting each other.
Tim Dillon
And people are watching Love on the Spectrum, which is why we're number eight on Netflix's top 10. We should be higher. But they're watching Love on the Spectrum, which I get. It's a feel good show.
Joe Rogan
Well, hopefully after this podcast.
Tim Dillon
That's very sweet.
Joe Rogan
And you filmed the special at the.
Tim Dillon
Mothership, and everybody loves it and it's great. I mean, a lot of people love it. Most people love it. Of course there's, you know, enough of this flat, fat, blow hard comments. But most. The vast majority of people enjoy it, which is important. And the show and the. You saved it. We know you saved it. Well, the first one was very bad.
Joe Rogan
And the producers were making this horrible mistakes that they always make. They want to light up the room. Yeah. And they want to do things very differently than a normal show.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That looks just like a regular.
Tim Dillon
That's his comedy show. And it's not a. Yeah. I don't know what the hell they were doing with the lights.
Joe Rogan
They always do it. They try to do it with me when I first started doing specials. They want to light the room up, and it just makes everybody uncomfortable. They all feel self conscious. They all know it's different. There's a reason why comedy clubs are dark.
Tim Dillon
You're super fun. It's super funny to do a show. I've done so many, so many shows there, and they're all really, really, really good. And then you get the cameras, everything. And then the first one, I go, what the fuck? Is how. It would be one thing if I was in, like, Portland, Maine, at, like, a liberal college. Right. I'd go, okay, well, maybe these kids don't like me or something. And I think maybe it was still good.
Joe Rogan
It was just tense.
Tim Dillon
It was.
Joe Rogan
You could feel that people were well aware that you were filming and it was different. And they were like, not in it. Yeah, they were watching it. And then, thank God, they listened to me.
Tim Dillon
Come on.
Joe Rogan
It was like, right away I was like, okay, who's running this? Yeah, get these lights off all the tables. We say, what are all these lights on the side? Kill those. Yeah, let me see it now. Too bright. Kill that. Why is that light there? Kill that. Kill all these lights.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God.
Joe Rogan
Thank God.
Tim Dillon
Well, thank God.
Joe Rogan
Thank God. But look, it's important that people need.
Tim Dillon
I appreciate it. And get. Get luck.
Joe Rogan
People need talking.
Tim Dillon
Stop with this love on the spectrum. We get it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
They're happy as they should be, but our RFK is gonna.
Joe Rogan
What did you want to call that? They wouldn't let you.
Tim Dillon
My son's.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I don't understand why they said no to that.
Tim Dillon
They got. There was negative feedback. You gotta get negative feedback.
Joe Rogan
Feedback.
Tim Dillon
They also didn't know about the Kevin Spacey promo until the day it came out.
Joe Rogan
I think my son's would have made it number one.
Tim Dillon
I think my son's would have been a great move.
Joe Rogan
It would have been number one out of the gate. I'm clicking on that.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
What is he saying?
Tim Dillon
That's right, you Lonesome Canyon soap opera.
Joe Rogan
They got Netflix. Has almost too much content.
Tim Dillon
I think a lot of content.
Joe Rogan
I love Netflix, don't get me wrong. And I think the UFC might be going to Netflix soon.
Tim Dillon
Wild.
Joe Rogan
Wild. Wild. Yeah. Because Netflix is international. It's everywhere.
Tim Dillon
It's everything. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I was on. I was in Italy and on vacation, and I tried to access a UFC fight through my ESPN app, and it said, not available in this area. I was like, what are these people watching that?
Tim Dillon
Right?
Joe Rogan
You can't even watch the fights.
Tim Dillon
No, I mean, they've won the street, whatever the streaming war was.
Joe Rogan
They won. They won.
Tim Dillon
They won.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
They did it. They did it.
Joe Rogan
YouTube as well.
Tim Dillon
Well, YouTube's number one.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Is globally.
Tim Dillon
Is the biggest media company.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And the UFC, you know, probably talked to YouTube as well. I just think there's a thing about the subscription model versus free and, you know, ads and the generating income. I mean, there's a. You're talking about billion dollar corporations.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's not that simple.
Tim Dillon
For sure. For sure. But no, they were super cool. They didn't give any notes, and that's awesome. That's all you want.
Joe Rogan
Netflix is great.
Tim Dillon
They're the best.
Joe Rogan
And I think they learned a big lesson during the Wokeness era, like, when things got dark and there was the Inquisition, it got real weird. And they were putting on a lot of stuff that was just hot garbage because they thought that this was, like, what culture wanted in society. Wanted. But the numbers didn't work. And then they did the Tom Brady roast, and the numbers were the highest that they've ever had of any show ever on Netflix.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And like, okay, we get it, we got it, we get it. And then they did. Did a lot of the live comedy shows where they couldn't control it, and I did mine live. Yeah. That was.
Tim Dillon
They got Buck Wild and they defend Chappelle and All these things. And, you know, they. They understand comedy. They like intense. Random is a fan of it. Yeah. So I think that's good. I think that's a really good thing that you have a platform that has that much power and.
Joe Rogan
Great.
Tim Dillon
No, he's awesome. I think that there's people that really understand that it's that you need to have funny jokes. You need. You need to have. Have people. Things that people don't love and things that people like and give people. Give people the Meghan Markle show. Give them my dumb thing. Let people.
Joe Rogan
Yes. Choose. Let.
Tim Dillon
Put me and Mega Markle. Anything. Make us work together.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Fund it now. Put me in a kitchen.
Joe Rogan
Camping.
Tim Dillon
This is camping.
Joe Rogan
This is the direction, you two.
Tim Dillon
This is a. Put her on kill. Tony. This is the direction, you two. It's a collision.
Joe Rogan
What are those little silver things called? The people trailers.
Tim Dillon
I don't know, but I think we should go to space. Have Bezos do it.
Joe Rogan
Airstream.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. You.
Joe Rogan
You and her.
Tim Dillon
Or even better put, we'll go to space. Yeah, Me and her have.
Joe Rogan
That's only 11 minutes.
Tim Dillon
Oh, that's. That's all that's gonna work.
Joe Rogan
I want to see your speech when you come back and land how profoundly changed you were. Yeah. Did you grow? Did you heal?
Tim Dillon
Yeah. No, not at all.
Joe Rogan
Space was gonna help you heal.
Tim Dillon
I'm worse.
Joe Rogan
Everybody wants to heal. Isn't that wild?
Tim Dillon
I know.
Joe Rogan
It's so silly. What are you healing from exactly?
Tim Dillon
That's being rich. What's your disease? Extreme wealth.
Joe Rogan
These people waiting across the Rio grand with a butthole full of fenal.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
They. They found some lady the other day that had. She had heroin and cocaine and fentanyl stuffed in all of her body cavities. They caught her coming through and like. That lady's not trying to heal.
Tim Dillon
No.
Joe Rogan
I mean, she's trying to make $13.
Tim Dillon
That's tough. Heroin, cocaine and fentanyl.
Joe Rogan
She had it in her anus and her vag.
Tim Dillon
All of your body cavities tightly wrapped.
Joe Rogan
Here they are little eggs. Here it says. What does it say at the top? CBP officer intercept woman transporting drugs in multiple internal cavities.
Tim Dillon
That's so funny.
Joe Rogan
33 years old. The drugs are hidden in the rectum and vagina of a 33 year old female US citizen pedestrian, border crosser. Smuggling case was not an isolated incident. Over the weekend, CBP officers working at PDN and US Crossing stopped a total of nine internal carriers who are transporting fentanyl and methamphetamine from Mexico to the US Internal carriers is a fun way to talk about it. It's like uterus holders.
Tim Dillon
Well, hey, what did you, you know, what did you say? Would they call this containers? Yeah, I mean, she's doing it.
Joe Rogan
She's doing it. Wow. Exceptionally dangerous practice. And anyone thinking about smuggling drugs inside their body or at all, should strongly reconsider their choices. Oh, you think these people have choices? These people are dying. They're starving to death. They have no.
Tim Dillon
Strongly reconsider their choices.
Joe Rogan
They just need better counseling.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
That's all it is.
Tim Dillon
That's right.
Joe Rogan
And they need to heal. They need to get into space. Well, take that lady instead of putting her in jail. Yeah. Maybe throw, throw her in space.
Tim Dillon
Show that woman Katy Perry.
Joe Rogan
Her and Amy Schumer up in a spot.
Tim Dillon
Everyone should go up. I'll do it. Me, Amy Schumer and Mega Marshall Circle in space. That's a show? It's an 11 minute show.
Joe Rogan
What about Megan McCain? Would you do it with her?
Tim Dillon
I would absolutely do it. All of us? All of us together, you know, why not?
Joe Rogan
I'd watch that. Of course I'd watch that. And if they called it my son's, then justice will be served.
Tim Dillon
Absolutely. Do you do a big Easter thing?
Joe Rogan
What do you mean?
Tim Dillon
Just, I don't know. Is it a big. Do you do like my family? Yeah. No.
Joe Rogan
Well, the kids are in high school now. Yeah. You know, you're not dying. There's money in those plastic.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, that's a good point. Nobody cares anymore. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
There's candy in the house.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, I remember. That's the thing when you get older, it's just money and it's just money.
Joe Rogan
Well, once the kids realize that there's no magic person that's delivering, then it's.
Tim Dillon
All just give me money in the egg.
Joe Rogan
It's like, oh, it's my parents. Because otherwise they would say, that's weird that Santa's so much nicer to me than he is to those poor people. Of course, I guess I'm chosen.
Tim Dillon
Of course.
Joe Rogan
That's a weird thing to say to kids.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like, yeah, you got everything on the list. But that kid that get gets bust in from the bad neighborhoods, he got nothing.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. But you know, kids go, Santa's fickle. Santa likes what he likes. He likes the suburbs. Santa likes landing his sled in the burbs.
Joe Rogan
He does.
Tim Dillon
He feels better about it.
Joe Rogan
Feels really good visiting rich people.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And he doesn't even talk to the Jews.
Tim Dillon
No, he's not. He knows.
Joe Rogan
Weird. He knows.
Tim Dillon
He does his thing.
Joe Rogan
But, you know, if they're the chosen people, why don't they get Santa Claus visits?
Tim Dillon
Well, they have. They have. They have other things.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but their other thing, like, they weren't. It wasn't really supposed to be a bunch of gifts until the Christians started getting all the Santa Claus gifts. And the Jewish kids are like, what the is going on?
Tim Dillon
And some of them cheat. Some of them do a little Christmas, too.
Joe Rogan
Some of them have a tree.
Tim Dillon
Some of them do a little Christmas. Yeah, absolutely.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
Some of them. Hopefully they do this piece fun. This piece in the Middle east, hopefully. They keep talking about all this, you know, these deals they're all making. Hopefully that the Hamas and the Israel, whatever it is they get, you know, because.
Joe Rogan
Well, that's one thing that Trump said.
Tim Dillon
If I get in there 24 hours.
Joe Rogan
The war is over.
Tim Dillon
That's a tough one. 24 is tough.
Joe Rogan
That's obviously.
Tim Dillon
But I. Hopefully they figure it out because it is. It's unfortunate.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
Tim Dillon
The human toll is unreal, unreal. And you know, it's crazy.
Joe Rogan
Some lady just died. She was the protagonist in some documentary, and she's got blown up.
Tim Dillon
There is an argument to be made that that level of devastation and death is worse than you talking to someone on your podcast.
Joe Rogan
Allegedly.
Tim Dillon
There is an argument to be made. It's probably not a good one, the amount, but there is an argument.
Joe Rogan
Just talking.
Tim Dillon
There is an argument to be made that, you know, starvation and stuff like that and people dying is worse than a podcast. But wait a minute.
Joe Rogan
I wouldn't. Wait a minute before you say that. Have you been there?
Tim Dillon
Right? That's a good point.
Joe Rogan
Have you even. You haven't been.
Tim Dillon
By the way, how is he in all these war. Can I just go to wars? By the way, how are you. Are you allowed to just go to wars? Is that the one you should.
Joe Rogan
Can you just go to courtesy of going.
Tim Dillon
Can I just go to wars, or do I have to come back, say what people want me to say about the wars? Can I go to the wars and have my own opinions, or do I have to have the opinions?
Joe Rogan
Not if you want to go back.
Tim Dillon
That's right. That's right. It's very interesting, this war tourism. How do I get on this war tourism? Yeah, I'd like to go to the Ukraine.
Joe Rogan
I want to go.
Tim Dillon
I want to go. I want to go to all this war tourism.
Joe Rogan
Do you have any awards that they can melt down and make bullets out of Joe.
Tim Dillon
Think about this. Do I seem like a guy that has a lot of awards?
Joe Rogan
Did you get one of those YouTube plaques when you hit 100,000?
Tim Dillon
I don't even know where they send it. I don't know where. I don't know where they're sending those YouTube plaques.
Joe Rogan
We've got a few of those.
Tim Dillon
But I like this idea. I like the idea of going to a war and then coming back, having. Having a very black and white view.
Joe Rogan
I've been there.
Tim Dillon
I get it. And I know. And interesting. Okay. I like that. I like that.
Joe Rogan
I love that you feel better than the other people.
Tim Dillon
Well, of course there's a lot of people. It gets very murky. Most people I know that have been to war have a very murky, complex feel of things. But it is good to go to a war and then come back and be as sure as you were before you came.
Joe Rogan
You don't have to go for very long.
Tim Dillon
No, you go for an hour.
Joe Rogan
Couple hours.
Tim Dillon
It's a lunch.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
It's lunch on the front line. Black jacket that says press tea on the front lines. And then you come back and you have all the talking.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And if you're on the right side, you probably don't get shot.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, that's a good idea. Well, there doesn't seem to be a ton of danger for a lot of these people going to these wars. They seem fine.
Joe Rogan
If you cross that line.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And you have a bucket of food with you.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They might light you up. Yeah.
Tim Dillon
No, I'm gonna go. I'll go to any war and I'll. Anything you want. So if you want to. If you want to pay for me to go to a war, I will come back. And I go, I saw the Houthis. They're terrifying. They are terrifying. Any war you want. And by the way, any country, If China wants me to, you know, I'm. I'm doing it. I would love to go to Moscow. And I said to my friend Anna Hoskin from the Red Scare podcast, I said, should I go to Russia? She goes, you're spiritually Russian, and maybe you won't leave. She says, the oligarch lifestyle might be for you. The sweat, caviar with flip flops, fish. She goes, it might. Smoking a cigarette on a yacht. She goes, it might be for you, listening to people's moral justifications for all kinds of things, you know?
Joe Rogan
Well, I see.
Tim Dillon
You get it.
Joe Rogan
I get it.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I mean, what else are you gonna do?
Tim Dillon
Yeah, for sure.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. What happened to those, all those yachts that got confiscated?
Tim Dillon
I don't know. It's a great question. I bet. I probably it's some high level version of like a police auto auction, right?
Joe Rogan
Right.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Joe Rogan
That's what I'm thinking exactly. Like if, if maybe those are the.
Tim Dillon
Ones you sail to the war. I don't know.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. When they raid drug dealers houses and they get those Maseratis that. You could buy that Maserati online, right? Yeah, yeah.
Tim Dillon
I don't know what those yachts are. It's a great, it's a great question. What happens to those yachts? Very luxurious. That was the first problem I had. Obviously it's a tragedy the whole Ukraine war, but, but I thought frankly going around and taking these oligarchs boats, I was against that.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's weird.
Tim Dillon
You work hard for a boat like that.
Joe Rogan
Also, how do you know how much they had involved in the Russian government's decision?
Tim Dillon
They probably had nothing. A lot of them had nothing to do. They just earned money in Russia and they were like, all right, we're going to sanction everybody, we're going to, to confiscate everything. And it's like, okay, but do you.
Joe Rogan
Think that it was done so that they could make some sort of a rebellion amongst the oligarchs against Putin and show them that they're getting hurt?
Tim Dillon
It could be. I think that there was a decision made at some point to not try to end this. They didn't. I don't think they wanted to end this quickly. There was a decision made to bleed the Russian military and isolate Russia and try to use this as a way to drain the power and resources of Russia.
Joe Rogan
And you think that by capturing these yachts it creates like internal, internal turmoil.
Tim Dillon
Not only internal turmoil, but you're now limiting, you know, the ability of these incredibly wealthy people to earn money in countries. You know, you're destroying economic realities that. And then you're saying to these people, okay, you know, go figure it out. It's what we said to Russia. But they did right. They got closer to China, they got closer to Brazil, they traded with India. You know, they started an industrial economy. They started producing their own, you know, munitions and things like that. So they were able to kind of start to weirdly build out this middle class. This was the worst. I think it's the worst thing. If you don't want a country to keep invading other countries, you certainly wouldn't put them in the position to be stronger while they were doing it.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's all very weird too with like the killing of that pipeline.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Like don't. Aren't more people reliant now on Russian energy because of that?
Tim Dillon
That all of this seems to have had the opposite effect. Yeah, all of it seems to have had the opposite. Opposite from intended effect.
Joe Rogan
The whole thing is crazy.
Tim Dillon
It seems.
Joe Rogan
It's just crazy that it's going on so long. I was reading this thing about the amount of money foreign countries that have captured these yachts have to pay to maintain them. Yeah. Why do they have to maintain them? Why can't they just let them sink? Well, because if you let it go.
Tim Dillon
Then you can't sell it and you can't use it.
Joe Rogan
You can't use that money. Right. So they're definitely selling them.
Tim Dillon
That's what one of them says. That we.
Joe Rogan
The money for one would have gone to Ukraine. Right here. Okay. Seizure.
Tim Dillon
Can you get deals?
Joe Rogan
As Washington ramped up sanction enforcement against people close to the Russian president, pressure Moscow to halt its war against Ukraine. So how many more?
Tim Dillon
This one got sanctioned because the guy.
Joe Rogan
Apparently paid a million dollars to keep it maintained. And they caught him for doing that. So now he lost his boat.
Tim Dillon
I mean, this is insane.
Joe Rogan
Jesus Christ. We should give violated u. S. Sanctions by making more than $1 million in maintenance payments.
Tim Dillon
We should have a day where if the Russia Ukraine wars ended, we give all the oligarchs back their boats and they do like a regatta, like a thing where they all with their boats down in Florida or Palm beach and they all just are reunited with their boats.
Joe Rogan
Look at this. Seized Beautiful yacht. Cost 7 million a year to maintain. That one was. And being held in Fiji.
Tim Dillon
So they us Took it over because.
Joe Rogan
Fiji couldn't afford it.
Tim Dillon
It's a money pit.
Joe Rogan
How much can you get it for right now?
Tim Dillon
Well, that's the question.
Joe Rogan
300 million.
Tim Dillon
That's tough. Listen, that's a tough one.
Joe Rogan
Maybe if this YouTube thing really takes off.
Tim Dillon
600K a month to maintain. That's a tough one.
Joe Rogan
Whoa. It said it's been excessive justifying an auction. They also said talks to have. How do you say his name? Could Dana toffee pay for the yacht's upkeep? Have broken down prosecute. Yeah. Why would he pay for the upkeep when you're going to steal it from him anyway? Prosecutors say in previous court filings that Kudinanov Kadinatov is acting as the almeida's straw owner to disguise Kermanov's role and that maintenance payments are essential to pervert preserving A yacht's value.
Tim Dillon
Me and Sam Talent walked around Monaco. We were performing in. In the UK and we took a little break to go down to France for two days. And we're walking around Monaco and we said to the guy, there's all these yachts in Monaco. And we said, who owns these yachts? And he goes, well, he goes, if you look up online, the names of these yachts, you can trace them back to businesses and you trace that business back to a person. And I said, so that person owns the yacht? He goes, no, you'll never find out who owns. He goes, no, there's absolutely. He goes, good luck with that.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
He goes, very hard to find out who owns the yachts. And he goes, even if you think you know, you may not know, or it might be more complicated than you think. There it is. There's Monaco.
Joe Rogan
Wow.
Tim Dillon
They like a super yacht. I. I mean, it's just such an interesting. Just a haven of international crime.
Joe Rogan
To how many people?
Tim Dillon
Something fun about it.
Joe Rogan
That's what's crazy. Like, these are all 300 million dollar houses.
Tim Dillon
This is a haven of.
Joe Rogan
On the water.
Tim Dillon
Yeah. This is a haven of international criminality.
Joe Rogan
And look how close they park to each other.
Tim Dillon
Just we. No income tax, no property tax. Fun.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Monaco is fascinating. The amount of wealth that I saw when I was there was crazy. The amount of like expensive cars. They were everywhere and people were just driving them around like it was a car show, like everywhere. All over the street was Ferraris and Lamborghinis and G wagons, Sunreal and best classes. It's like everywhere you look, there's Bentleys.
Tim Dillon
Well, those are the people we're talking about. Those are the people who are like, we're living here.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
And you ain't.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Tim Dillon
And you'll deal with it.
Joe Rogan
And it's a small spot too.
Tim Dillon
Well, they like it like that. They keep it nice like that. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
You gotta tap on the window if you want to go in the store.
Tim Dillon
That might be where I do my podcast from. Eventually you might have to just go to Monica.
Joe Rogan
Maybe the only place I just flay where it doesn't get censored.
Tim Dillon
Just flee and just live on a tiny boat like a tug boat.
Joe Rogan
The end is not good. It would have been really rough if Kamala won. They would have clamped down on you and me.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And everybody like us. I think it would have been a fun jail, though. Could have been our own El Salvador in jail. I don't think they would have put.
Tim Dillon
Yeah, probably. But all the tech people would have magically became Democrats.
Joe Rogan
Maps. You can just see a couple of. These are just gigantic compared to some.
Tim Dillon
Of the other ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at this, by the way. You know what's funny? The. The. The regular ones are also maps. Massively big.
Joe Rogan
They're huge, but that's how big ones are. Really jealous of the guy with this. Oh, that's what's crazy. They're all keeping up with the Joneses and they're all fueling AI to take over.
Tim Dillon
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think we figured it all out.
Tim Dillon
We did. I appreciate you always having me here to figure it out.
Joe Rogan
I appreciate you always being here.
Tim Dillon
Of course.
Joe Rogan
Anytime.
Tim Dillon
Thank you, brother.
Joe Rogan
My pleasure.
Tim Dillon
I'm your mother on Netflix.
Joe Rogan
On Netflix right now. It's awesome. Them, you're the best. Thank you very much.
Tim Dillon
Appreciate you.
Joe Rogan
All right, bye, everybody.
Podcast Summary: The Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon
Release Date: April 19, 2025
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Overview: Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon kick off the discussion by delving into recent advancements and events related to space travel, specifically highlighting female astronauts' missions.
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Overview: The conversation shifts to more conspiratorial territory, touching on the Deep State, secret missions, and the alleged involvement of high-profile figures like Elon Musk in rescuing astronauts.
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Overview: Rogan and Dillon critique mainstream media outlets like CNN, emphasizing their tendency to censor and manipulate information to fit specific narratives.
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Overview: The duo delves into the dark side of societal issues, discussing unsolved murders, particularly in national parks and remote areas.
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Overview: A significant portion of the conversation focuses on the rapid advancements in technology, particularly artificial intelligence (AI) and quantum computing, and their potential implications for humanity.
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Overview: Rogan and Dillon explore the pervasive influence of social media on younger generations, discussing mental health issues and the erosion of social bonds.
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Overview: The discussion turns to the role of wealthy individuals and oligarchs in shaping political landscapes and economic policies, both domestically and internationally.
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Overview: Rogan and Dillon speculate on future societal trajectories, considering scenarios where AI and technological advancements could pose existential threats.
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Overview: Towards the end of the episode, the conversation becomes more casual, touching on personal anecdotes, humorous observations, and lighter subjects.
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In this episode of The Joe Rogan Experience, Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon traverse a wide array of topics, from space conspiracies and media censorship to the profound implications of AI and quantum computing. Their discussion intertwines serious societal concerns with humorous banter, offering listeners a comprehensive exploration of contemporary issues and speculative futures. The conversation underscores the complexities of technological advancements, the pervasive influence of media and elites, and the evolving challenges faced by younger generations in the digital age.
Listeners interested in deep dives into technology, societal dynamics, and conspiratorial theories will find this episode particularly engaging.
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