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Jim Brewer
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Jamie Kilstein
Good to see you, my friend. Yeah, you too, young Jamie. So I stopped you. We were getting coffee. I said, stop. Hold this. So what were you saying? Which one first? The prostate one. Okay, so prostate one. Let's go straight to the dick. All right. That is not really the dick. It's like it's behind the dick. So this would be. I'm an anatomist.
Jim Brewer
It is behind the dick.
Jamie Kilstein
Is that a word? Anatomist. Autopsy. So bladder contains approximately 5 ML of cloudy yellow urine. The prostate is slightly and diffusely enlarged with marked enlargement of the verumontanum.
Jim Brewer
That's how I would have said it.
Jamie Kilstein
The testes are unremarkable. That's the last thing I want anybody to say about my nuts. I want them to say, wow, what a great pair.
Jim Brewer
Great body. But the nuts are unremarkable.
Jamie Kilstein
Unremarkable, Unremarkable. So here is a. Some sort of discussion between him and someone. Okay? The guy says, exactly. Not clear effects hormones might have on that aren't replaced by testosterone. The advantage of taking testosterone. There are two different things. You can have high testosterone and still have a need for Viagra because you don't have a prostate. Right? And then Epstein says, correct. And then at the bottom, they show another document. Hold on, let me keep going there. So that's an extreme example. I was actually going to try and move up one level. Sort of drug enhancing life. If you don't mind it. He doesn't mind it. I'm sort of outer space thinking, oh, so he's trying to juice up. So he's saying, I'm moving up one level of sort of drug enhancing life. I don't know what I think he means. He's gonna start juicing. That's what it sounds like.
Jim Brewer
So he doesn't have.
Jamie Kilstein
It doesn't have a prostate. It says another document that says something about it after a radical prostatectomy. Prostatectomy.
Jim Brewer
So when they take out your prostate.
Jamie Kilstein
But that doesn't necessarily say he had his. I think it's a document. But he said he doesn't have a prostate. And it says, patient Jeffrey Epstein. It says, according to the American Urological association, serum PSA should decrease and remain at undetectable levels after radical prostectomy. There's other documents where he. Prostactomy. Contacting doctors that specialize in that very thing. Okay, so the doctor saying he had a radical prostatectomy he's saying he does not have a prostate. But yet the body from the autopsy talks about the prostate is slightly and diffusedly enlarged. So that's not his body. That's what it seems like.
Jim Brewer
I don't fight. I don't.
Jamie Kilstein
You don't buy that?
Jim Brewer
I don't buy his dead. Why would you.
Jamie Kilstein
Right, right. I don't buy his debt either. Here's the other. But however. Hold on. This is from a attorney. So this is like assistant United States Attorney or something. So the OCME told me it signed a confidentiality agreement in connection with the investigation into the murder of Jeffrey Epstein. Almost six months after he died. They're asking for a document about the investigation of the murder of Jeffrey Epstein. Was that. Because there was accusations that it was a murder. I don't. You know. So we talked about this before that. 18 days before he allegedly committed suicide. His. He complained that his cellmate tried to kill him. And you know who his cellmate is? Oh, you don't know? No. His cell. I'm not Kurt Metzger. You don't know. His cellmate was this gigantic cop who was a murderer. He had killed four different drug dealers. Yeah, he was a contract killer. This is the guy. That's his fucking cellmate. Look at that gorilla.
Jim Brewer
That's a silverback.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Dirty cop murderer. And then they said most high profile witness of all time. Defense defendant of all time. Let's put him in jail with a murderer. A guy who contract kills dirty cop. And then he says they. Well, the report was they found him unresponsive with a noose around his neck or an orange jumpsuit turned into a rope around his neck. And then he said that his cellmate tried to kill him.
Jim Brewer
My question, does anyone really believe he was in a jail cell? Because I know if I had the guy that can unravel entire government dynasties and take down an entire system. The last thing, dude, he's. He's somewhere about three miles underground with maybe a ball in his mouth with electric rods in him.
Jamie Kilstein
Or he's in Israel sipping my ties.
Jim Brewer
Correct. Either place. It's like that video. You said you sent this on a runaround. We're going to ask you one more time or then we're going to laser off your nipples. I'm telling you right now, we need.
Jamie Kilstein
They're doing that to him.
Jim Brewer
So it's. Yeah, he's either in Israel like you
Jamie Kilstein
said, if they had that they would just get rid of his body.
Jim Brewer
You saw the picture of the so called. That was him. In Israel.
Jamie Kilstein
I think that's AI.
Jim Brewer
I think it's AI too. That's a scary thing with AI.
Jamie Kilstein
I think it even had a little AI watermark on it. The one I saw, at least. But who knows? It could be a real picture that someone put through AI to put a watermark on it so that people go, oh, it's AI, Right.
Jim Brewer
You don't know.
Jamie Kilstein
Do you see the lady that they say looks exactly like G. Maxwell? I don't think she looks exactly like G. Max. I think she looks exactly like Ghis Maxwell 20 years ago. It's a deep fake. It's a deep fake. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm Triple A reposted. The guy that made it, he made another video that was not as good where he's like, looking at Benjamin Netanyahu on the street. It's not, I feel like, as good. The problem is the aging. She doesn't look age. She looks younger. Yeah. But I guess that that's what happens.
Jim Brewer
You get out of jail and you get more attractive. Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
You get food, you get sunlight, makeup, little. A little exercise, taking some yoga. Yeah. Is there any video of him in jail? Is there. Are there any photos of him in jail? I've never thought about that before. But what you're saying. Good point.
Jim Brewer
If, Joe, if you held. Let's say you were the person that had all this incredible information around the world. Bribery. Do you really think you take drug lords, you're not killing them, you need the information. So you're going to bring him somewhere, you're going to milk them to it, however that is whether he's tied up, whether he's. You're going to torment him, be like, listen, I'm telling you right now, we're going to take care of you however I need to know. You say there's tapes, right? Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
Where are the tapes?
Jim Brewer
Write them down. And you're gonna stay. Don't feed him. Don't feed him until we get that one tape and we have these names in our hands. And that's probably been going on even for months, for years. You're not, you're not taking someone like that and going, oh, we're just gonna put this very viable human being into a jail cell where with a Multiple murderer with two guys making $18 an hour. Are gonna watch it. Who?
Jamie Kilstein
Come on, stop. When the cameras are down, stop.
Jim Brewer
They pre product. All right, so let's get the green screen. And we have him walking in here.
Jamie Kilstein
Sir, does that look somewhat.
Jim Brewer
And we can release it down the road. It's processed Hollywood nonsense. I don't buy it.
Jamie Kilstein
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Jim Brewer
Exactly.
Jamie Kilstein
When they break into those storage unit shows. I don't understand.
Jim Brewer
And it happened on the real. The real time one, Right? Like they're just getting like, old baseball cars.
Jamie Kilstein
I heard those shows are bullshit. A friend of mine told me that what they do is they'll stock those shows, they'll stock those storage units, and then they pretend that they're buying the storage Unit that's been abandoned. And then they get in there and then they find things. But those things were.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, fuck you. I don't buy any reality tv.
Jamie Kilstein
I know, but that's awful.
Jim Brewer
Well, it's entertainment.
Jamie Kilstein
I feel duped.
Jim Brewer
Do you really? I do, Joe. You really thought one of the law.
Jamie Kilstein
You thought it was real? Not the government corruption, not all the Medicaid fraud, not all the immigration fraud, not all the ICE stuff. No, what really bugs me is lying on a storage unit show. I just can't.
Jim Brewer
Or like, like a cash cap show. Like, are they really contestants?
Jamie Kilstein
These are great distractions. These are the great distractions to keep us from paying attention to what's really going on in the world.
Jim Brewer
The reality tv, there's no. There's no reality. It's all well produced.
Jamie Kilstein
Wow. How much is it well produced? Here's the question. Is it really well produced? Because it seems like this one was a really shitty production job.
Jim Brewer
That was production. That was a bad. That was like low, low. The only guy making it is the guy that's selling the ads.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, not just the guy who's in charge of it. Fucks kids, right? So this one? Yeah, so this one. Why would you let that guy who's gonna eventually get caught? I would assume if you have a thing for kids, you have a thing for. If you're a pedophile, if you're into like 14 year old girls, I would assume you're gonna get caught. And if I had a guy like that. Or was this at a time where you couldn't get caught because there was no Internet? And then it got to a point where he had so much power and control because he'd been there for so long, they couldn't. They're like, oh, Jesus Christ, we got a problem.
Jim Brewer
Well, he's. He's thinking. Criminals, they never think they're getting caught, period. Especially like, think organized crime if you're. It's. It's no different. Like the scenes from Goodfellas, right? You come in, you say, what's the matter with you? I told you. What, you show up with a pink Cadillac. What's the matter with you?
Jamie Kilstein
Right?
Jim Brewer
What's the matter with you? They can't help it. He told everyone, don't spend the money, don't look flashy. This guy, without a doubt, his wife
Jamie Kilstein
had a mink coat on. Remember that?
Jim Brewer
What? Actually, right, Take it off. Take it off. He gave it to me for my birthday. Take it off. What's the matter with you? And now that guy, there's no, this guy, he's just the. Remember when the steroids came out in baseball?
Jamie Kilstein
Uh huh.
Jim Brewer
And what'd they do? They were like, listen, you gotta take a hit. You gotta take a hit, Mark, Barry Bonds, you guys are gonna go out, we're gonna front you, but don't worry, you're gonna stay in baseball. We'll let it. It'll go away in about 10 years. But the owners are not gonna get popped. The people making the steroids injected. The people aren't going to get popped.
Jamie Kilstein
They got popped. BALCO got popped. No, they got popped.
Jim Brewer
The little guys get paid. The little ones.
Jamie Kilstein
No, no, no. The head of BALCO went to jail. I had him on the podcast after he got out of jail.
Jim Brewer
What about the owners that knew it was going. What about the agents and lawyers that are supplying their stuff?
Jamie Kilstein
No, no, no, listen, you don't understand about the baseball thing. The BALCO had developed a student, Victor Conte, who had been on the podcast before, was a scientist essentially, and he had developed a steroid that was undetectable. Because steroids, they detect them based on certain molecules, and if you adjust certain molecules, it doesn't show up in the test. So he developed this thing called the Clear. He called it the Clear because it evaded tests, right? This is to evade the test that the Major League Baseball association was doing and any drug tests, because this was an unknown steroid. So this was not known by the organizations, it was not known by the team. It's not known by anybody. People suspected it because Barry bonds grew five hat sizes and gained 50 fucking pounds of solid muscle. People suspected it, right? But the bottom line is you don't know what you don't know. And they didn't know. There's no reason to tell them, hey guys, we're. We're giving Barry some secret steroids. He did this for his own personal gain because he was brought to the attention of this Victor Conte guy who eventually became an anti doping guy, which is really weird. He ran snack, which is this thing that like helps people like detect testing and. Sure. Use it, you know, use supplements that are illegal.
Jim Brewer
Sure.
Jamie Kilstein
But that, I don't think that was known by everybody. I think they kept it all on the DL because there was such a blight that was attached to steroid use. You were a cheater, especially in baseball, which is like the American pastime. Be a cheater in baseball.
Jim Brewer
Well, I'll tell you this. I remember at that time because I was in the. You were in TV world. TV world. And you attract All.
Jamie Kilstein
Dude, we did a show. Well, you weren't on the show back then on Hardball, the baseball. Yeah, Bonds was on Hardball. Yeah, he was on one of the episodes, like, third.
Jim Brewer
Yes. I remember seeing. I remember seeing that because we'd sit and watch My Wife, and I'm like, yeah, Joe, on it. Because we tried out for the same thing. And I rooted.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you were in the pilot.
Jim Brewer
Yes, I was in the pilot. Rooted for everyone I knew.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
I was just like, oh, my God, you always.
Jamie Kilstein
You've always been like that.
Jim Brewer
I loved that. But back then, like a couple years later, you come friends with certain type of people and lawyers, agents, blah, blah. And I remember. I remember one night hanging out, you know, kind of like, wow, this is so. And so. Who. I don't want to get into names and all that, but they would go, you want to hear some crazy phone calls? Like, what do you mean? It's like, boom. And. And they. They told me 75%. And I'm like, what?
Jamie Kilstein
75%?
Jim Brewer
75% of what? PEDs are on steroids. I'm like, what? 75, 80%. Baseball. Come on. There's no way. Come on. And then he'd play a. He'd play a phone message. And I didn't want to say this for years because I thought I'd get whacked. Hey, I love you. So I remember them going, here, listen to this. And you would hear, like, the wives on my life going, if he hits me one more time, I'm reporting all you. I'm gonna done it. And then. And then he played the next one like, hey, man, we got a big series coming up with the Dodgers. I need my. Like, now. I need it by. Blah, blah, blah.
Jamie Kilstein
Who is this person calling?
Jim Brewer
These were ball players calling. Their. Represent. Representation.
Jamie Kilstein
So the representation mean their agents. Okay, Lawyers. So maybe the agents are the people that hooked them up with the people that had the juice, which makes sense.
Jim Brewer
And then they would talk.
Jamie Kilstein
The agents want money.
Jim Brewer
They want money.
Jamie Kilstein
And now the best way to get money, guys gotta hit home runs.
Jim Brewer
This guy hit home runs, he's gotta start belting the ball. He makes money, I make money.
Jamie Kilstein
That makes sense.
Jim Brewer
And then we all make money. And then I start telling if I.
Jamie Kilstein
If.
Jim Brewer
I'm not saying this happened, but if you're an owner, I'm like, hey, Joe, I'm just telling you right now, this guy, you want to keep an eye on him, he's going to start jacking 20 extra home runs. Really? How's he going to do that? You'll find out we don't need to talk about that. But next year if you got XYZ budget, I think he'd like to play. So there's a lot. There's a lot at play, right? And now you're infiltrating children. Cuz now you're going to a farm league. So now you can't make it unless you start doing that. But that's why I say someone like this guy with a long network, there's. There's so many tentacles, right, all over the place. But you always need the fall guy, right? I mean, was he. Was he the demon? Yeah, but there's a lot of demons there.
Jamie Kilstein
Did you see that one? The email that I sent you, Jamie, were. He's talking about children for sex. Do you remember? You know the email I sent you, Jamie? I sent it the other day. I was like, well, that pretty much sums it up then, because he actually said it.
Jim Brewer
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
Find that. I sent it to you in a text message. This one's crazy. This one's crazy. I've heard. So he's having a conversation with a woman who says that she heard that there's a place. Here it is. She's very emotional, kind, loving, sharp. I think you could become friends too. So here it says, a friend, Aliza told me about a project she's doing, research, searching a really bad guy that gets children for sex sent to his island. She almost fainted when I told her, that person is me. Wow.
Jim Brewer
Like
Jamie Kilstein
what? Okay, so that's just there. There's no way to interpret that any other way. That person is me.
Jim Brewer
That person is me.
Jamie Kilstein
Children for sex sent to his island. That person is me. Holy. That. That one is crazy. That's 2018.
Jim Brewer
So, yeah, this has been going on for.
Jamie Kilstein
So this is like right before he got arrested, right?
Jim Brewer
Supposedly.
Jamie Kilstein
But when did he get arrested? 2019.
Jim Brewer
2019, right.
Jamie Kilstein
One month. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like it was maybe. So this was like. But there was an investigative reporter that was at the head of all this. This lady that was really pushing because she had found out about his sweetheart deal in 2008 and she started gathering information and pushing it. And that's what led ultimately, I think, to his being arrested.
Jim Brewer
Or what I would say is the front of like, hey, we're doing things.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, if there's a different body that the autopsy had, it makes you question, like, was he ever in that cell or was this person who's in that cell, did they sell this person as Jeffrey Epstein.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you imagine the guy in the cell going, I am not.
Jim Brewer
No, no, I'm not. No, no, no.
Jamie Kilstein
My name is Harvey. I live on the Upper east side. I don't know what happened. I got a speeding ticket. Now next thing you know, I can't go home. Yes.
Jim Brewer
And this poor guy's just getting railed hard before. They're sitting there and he's tying them up on the thing and he's just. Yeah. Are you gonna spin him around for a couple hours?
Jamie Kilstein
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Jim Brewer
I'm looking for when you arrest big figures. He was a big figure. It's a big to do. Yeah, like Jeffrey, what you do. What about the children?
Jamie Kilstein
Care to comment on the children? Children?
Jim Brewer
What are you doing with the children, Jeffrey?
Jamie Kilstein
Why did you need 330 gallons of sulfuric acid? They didn't know about that.
Jim Brewer
What are chickens? What are chickens?
Jamie Kilstein
What is jerky?
Jim Brewer
What is jerky?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, no one knew any of that stuff back then. If he was alive now, for sure, those questions would be shouted out.
Jim Brewer
What is pizza and pasta? What happened at Obama's White House?
Jamie Kilstein
What is pizza? Pizza's mentioned like 900 times.
Jim Brewer
It's a little weird.
Jamie Kilstein
As a code, clearly as a code.
Jim Brewer
You know how crazy I felt for the longest time? Like I'd just be in a coffee shop and like you guys don't. You guys, you don't know. Like Jim's a little wacky, but now it's, it's coming.
Jamie Kilstein
See that video we played the Other day of this guy at the airport just yelling out, yes, you guys are going out. Knows the guy. He's like, the files have been released.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, I saw that. And they were. They were going. And you're all just gone about your business. The files are released. Kids are being tortured, which.
Jamie Kilstein
But my question was, like, what do you want me to do?
Jim Brewer
What do you.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm flying Atlanta. What do you want me to do? I got a gig.
Jim Brewer
That is.
Jamie Kilstein
What do you want me to do? Scream and yell at everybody? Get arrested? How's I going to fix anything? This all happened 10 years ago. What do you want me to do?
Jim Brewer
And what do. What do you do at this point? Because, like, it's.
Jamie Kilstein
We don't do anything at the airport. You know, you go in your.
Jim Brewer
The airport, right? Like, I gotta get home. My wife's. My wife's mother.
Jamie Kilstein
But that's like, a lot of people online, they're very performative, screaming and yelling, we got to do this. We got. Like, what do you. What do you. What do you want us to do?
Jim Brewer
That's their jurisdiction.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, it's outrage farming.
Jim Brewer
Outrage farming. I like that.
Jamie Kilstein
You're outrage farm.
Jim Brewer
Imagine going to that length, though. You just like, you know what? I really didn't like anything you said. And you have no right being like, who's taking the losers?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it's. It's either people. No, but it's people that are trying to farm for attention. They're trying to get extra attention. Or it's people that just aren't that good. They're not that smart.
Jim Brewer
Have you. When's the last time you engaged with anyone online that was like, rogan, you're this, or you're.
Jamie Kilstein
That's been a long time.
Jim Brewer
Long time, right? Yeah, long time. But up until that. Up until that time where I watch
Jamie Kilstein
Lewis J. Gomez do it every day. I'm like, louis, what are you doing? What are you doing, you psycho? Stop arguing with people online and calling them losers.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, no.
Jamie Kilstein
And comparing your life to theirs. Like, don't do it, because you don't
Jim Brewer
know what you're dealing with. You have no clue what you're dealing with.
Jamie Kilstein
Not only that, it's like, it's a bad frequency to get your brain caught up in. There's so many other things to think about.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
There's so much going on in the world. There's so many interesting things in life. And the problem with social media algorithms, and any kind of algorithm that you get sucked into is. It. It funnels you into this way. This Is what? The information that you're getting most of the time, you're getting a lot of bad information, a lot of outrage farming. And your frequencies, like the way your brain thinks, funnels down that pathway and you kind of lose control of it. Instead of having access to all the wonderful things in the world, there's a lot of amazing, fascinating, curiosity driven people out there that are, you know, making videos about all kinds of stuff. And you could instead pay attention to that stuff.
Jim Brewer
Well, that's. Yeah, you're trapped. I used to say that even just about news. I remember being a kid, and if you look at every newspaper and you just watch all the headlines for the news, everything is. I would sit there, go, okay, something bad happened down here in Brooklyn. Something. Why do you spend every page or every headline of something negative? You had 8 to 10 million people living in this vicinity. Why do you harp on just propaganda and looking? Because they're trying to make money and I don't.
Jamie Kilstein
It's really simple. It's really simple that all these major newspapers are struggling, all of them badly. And the only way to get attention is clickbait now because most of the stories that you get are online. Very few people are buying physical newspapers anymore.
Jim Brewer
No more dead.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Not only that, during COVID I think they kind of nuked their. All their credibility. There's a lot of people that just feel like they're all artists now.
Jim Brewer
It was an incredible exposing of. Of all information during COVID What is this?
Jamie Kilstein
They say this video is him. He sent this to two women from detention.
Jim Brewer
From detention.
Jamie Kilstein
All right, let's see. It's very. It's weird.
Jim Brewer
I had to borrow the scotch tape
Jamie Kilstein
to get the pictures on wall.
Jim Brewer
Okay, so, Darren, why do I have.
Jamie Kilstein
Why do you have to see that thing over his face? I'm pretending I'm talking to Darren.
Jim Brewer
Hi, Darren. Are you guys having a good time? You can see I have a little sore on my face that I got from some black guy trying to kiss me. It's really disgusting.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, it's really. Oh.
Jim Brewer
Anyway, I have pictures up on the wall. I had to borrow the scotch tape
Jamie Kilstein
to get the pictures on the wall.
Jim Brewer
I'll talk to you guys later.
Jamie Kilstein
Okay. So that's him in detention. He said somebody tried to kiss him. I seems pretty calm when you're almost got raped, dude.
Jim Brewer
It's. It's pre production. All right, so listen, just come in
Jamie Kilstein
the room and say that somebody tried to kiss you.
Jim Brewer
You got to be into it. Like, that's take number 12. Like, God damn It. Jeffrey, God damn it. Do you need a Coke? You need a wine? I need you emotional.
Jamie Kilstein
You don't seem like a guy in jail. So, guy who hasn't been sleeping well, he seems pretty well rested, so.
Jim Brewer
You know, my whole life is bad right now. I just, you know, they're bringing me in. Some guy tried to kiss me. It's kind of a bummer. Cut. What? That wasn't good. All right, I'm doing it right now. All right, lighting good. Here we go.
Jamie Kilstein
Fuck out of here. The best intelligence organizations that can overthrow foreign governments would probably have a plan if they wanted to get the guy out and pretend that somebody else died in his place.
Jim Brewer
It's been from the beginning of time. No. Yeah, from the beginning of time.
Jamie Kilstein
The beginning of time. Well, especially with, like, modern stuff, because you can. With modern masks. Like, remember the tall Biden? There's not a chance in hell that was Biden.
Jim Brewer
I feel so redeemed. My wife used to get so mad at me. So mad at me. My kids would get so mad at me. And I would say it everywhere. I'd say it on stage, I'd say it on social media. I go, I don't care what you say. That is not Joe Biden.
Jamie Kilstein
You know, there was also that in the files, too.
Jim Brewer
They were talking about, call me crazy. And now all of a sudden they're like, no, he was executed. Isn't that what they said?
Jamie Kilstein
Executed? That seems sus, bro.
Jim Brewer
I went down.
Jamie Kilstein
There's a lot of those emails are just emails, right? First of all, Epstein is dealing with prostitutes, people that are willing to get prostitutes. He's dealing with a lot of criminals and weirdos, and a lot of those people are probably full of shit, right? So just because somebody writes something in an email doesn't mean it's a fact. However, when you see the video of Toll Biden. Pull out. Pull out to Biden.
Jim Brewer
Come on, man.
Jamie Kilstein
He grew.
Jim Brewer
He grew.
Jamie Kilstein
And then he went back like they might have put him on some shit. And then he shrunk back down again.
Jim Brewer
And his eye color would change.
Jamie Kilstein
This one, right? Like. Yes, that one.
Jim Brewer
Like, look at that when he's like, six, nine. Look at it. That's a robot. Send out the robot.
Jamie Kilstein
Do you got a video of him walking out there? Because when you walk, look how long his fucking legs are. Look how tall he is. This is absolutely insane.
Jim Brewer
Who's watching this? Going, yeah, no, that's the same guy.
Jamie Kilstein
Not only is he taller, but he moves better. He's more relaxed when he moves.
Jim Brewer
It was Joe.
Jamie Kilstein
It's like a guy doing an impression of Joe Biden.
Jim Brewer
Yes. Look at his.
Jamie Kilstein
But look how long this guy's legs are. This is what's crazy. But rewind that again, please. Here it is. It's good. It's starting from the beginning, but it's good. It's right there. It's good. Just play it. Yeah, it's starting from the.
Jim Brewer
So here's when he walks out.
Jamie Kilstein
Look at how long his leg. This guy's a basketball player.
Jim Brewer
He can dunk. Look how tall he is. First president can dunk.
Jamie Kilstein
I mean, just stop. Pause it right there, please.
Jim Brewer
Right there.
Jamie Kilstein
Pause it, pause it. Just the physical frame.
Jim Brewer
Yep.
Jamie Kilstein
When you look at the length of his legs, that's extraordinary. That's not like Jeffrey Epstein's prostate with testicles.
Jim Brewer
No, these are all different.
Jamie Kilstein
That is a tall man. Like, there's no way that's a short man. There's no. There's no way that's a normal. Like, what was. How tall was Joe Biden supposedly? Six feet, six one, maybe. How tall was he supposed to be?
Jim Brewer
The real Joe Biden, pre 2000. 19.
Jamie Kilstein
I said was like, he's dead.
Jim Brewer
I'm saying he's dead. I'm saying he's long gone, wherever he is.
Jamie Kilstein
Six feet. Okay, I'm putting it out there again. Six feet tall. Okay. Six feet is like, you know, on the tallish side. That guy's taller than 6ft. That is a tall man. Look how. Look at the proportions from his legs to the width of his shoulders, the length of his legs. That's a very tall man.
Jim Brewer
Who's the casting director for this?
Jamie Kilstein
I mean, just being charitable. That's a 3 inches taller man at least.
Jim Brewer
Maybe the. The other Joe Biden, you know, got sick that day. His wife died. That actor died. And they're like, we need another Joe Biden quick. And then this one showed up like, oh, my God, just forget it. Believe everything. Send him out.
Jamie Kilstein
If you have a guy who's the president and he's known to be of poor health, there's probably going to be times where he's supposed to make a public appearance. That's not that important. But it's important to just show his face. Well, you got to, like, keep him in a hospital bed somewhere. So you get a guy, you put the mask on him.
Jim Brewer
Did you ever see the walk? The walk?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, his shuffle. That guy doesn't walk like that. It's a robot. That guy walks like an athlete.
Jim Brewer
It's a robot.
Jamie Kilstein
Wait a minute. What?
Jim Brewer
He looked Like a robot?
Jamie Kilstein
No, he looks like a guy with bad knees and a bad back.
Jim Brewer
Bad back?
Jamie Kilstein
You think it's a robot?
Jim Brewer
I'm taking. I don't know what it is.
Jamie Kilstein
No, it's an old man who can't walk good.
Jim Brewer
I'm putting my chips in.
Jamie Kilstein
Do you think you can program a robot to walk like an old man?
Jim Brewer
Have you. It didn't look like.
Jamie Kilstein
Robots are not good, Jim. The robots are not that good.
Jim Brewer
Yet they.
Jamie Kilstein
Trust me. I'm friends with Elon. The robots, they're good, but they're not that. They look like robots. They don't look like humans.
Jim Brewer
Yet you put. You put a little suit and jacket on them, put them up, and you just videotape for three seconds.
Jamie Kilstein
No. Why would you do that? Three seconds. It's a guy. All right.
Jim Brewer
No, I agree. This one's a guy. But there's other ones where I'm like,
Jamie Kilstein
what is this one, Jamie? Same one.
Jim Brewer
That's the same one.
Jamie Kilstein
It's a better version of it. Just replaying it. Okay. No, that's not a robot. That's a guy.
Jim Brewer
There's ones where he's walking on the lawn. And his legs, like, what does he do with his legs?
Jamie Kilstein
It's crazy looking, Jim. Like, neurologists have looked at this. He walks like a guy with dementia. That's how they walk.
Jim Brewer
My dad had dementia. He didn't walk anything like that guy.
Jamie Kilstein
Not all people with dementia walk like that. But it's typical of the way people walk when they don't have control of their body anymore. Like, he fell down a lot. Like, it's very odd.
Jim Brewer
Like, the bicycle went down. I got it.
Jamie Kilstein
It's a lot of things. He falls down walking upstairs, remember?
Jim Brewer
Yeah, I.
Jamie Kilstein
Three times.
Jim Brewer
I remember. I.
Jamie Kilstein
You think it's a robot?
Jim Brewer
I didn't say it's a hunch of robot. I'm saying I will put my chips in, I'm at the poker table and, like, you're really going in all in. That. That was not Joe Biden. I'm going all in. That's not Joe Biden.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm never.
Jim Brewer
You never was.
Jamie Kilstein
Okay.
Jim Brewer
From 2020 on, it never was.
Jamie Kilstein
This is a productive line of conversation, but this is me. I get it.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. Watch this one.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
What?
Jamie Kilstein
But that's. He's walking in sand and he's old as. Dude, he's walking inside.
Jim Brewer
I get it.
Jamie Kilstein
If I walk in sand and I'm drunk, I look just like that.
Jim Brewer
He's got a lot of blood thinners there. Maybe they got to his head. I don't know. He's got a stint. I just.
Jamie Kilstein
Jamie, I'm gonna send you something. This is state of the art right now when it comes to robots. And it's pretty good, man. Pretty good. But it's not that. It's. These are robots that can actually do martial arts. It's very impressive.
Jim Brewer
I feel like I just saw something like this. It was frightening.
Jamie Kilstein
It's from a degree. Yeah, it's from China. So go full screen on this. This is really interesting. So you got these kids, they get out there and these robots do martial arts with them. Like, look at this. It's really wild, man. I mean, it's pretty human now. Movements.
Jim Brewer
If they had suit and ties on, they can pass for president.
Jamie Kilstein
Not yet.
Jim Brewer
Not yet.
Jamie Kilstein
But look at these things. They can do backflips like. This is crazy. They do wheel kicks.
Jim Brewer
Come on.
Jamie Kilstein
It's really nuts, man. So just imagine these things with fucking ars, just running into buildings, gunning people down. Cause that's what's coming, bro. There's a place they're gonna be bulletproof. They're gonna have night vision, heat vision, insane hearing.
Jim Brewer
There's a place in Florida, bro, that have the. Out in the Everglades. It's like this farmland. You never see anyone there, but they have the mechanical robot dogs patrolling everywhere and spraying the fields.
Jamie Kilstein
The dog spray, the fields.
Jim Brewer
There's like all different types of machines that come up that will like, spread. And they have these. The dogs that patrol everywhere.
Jamie Kilstein
It's wild. You can buy one.
Jim Brewer
I never saw any of them. You can buy them now.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, you could buy those robots. Yeah, Les was telling me about it.
Jim Brewer
I think I want one.
Jamie Kilstein
Lex Friedman, he actually works with robotics. Like, he was an artificial intelligence engineer before he ever started doing podcasts.
Jim Brewer
You're like. You're like the movie the Fifth Element, when the chick. When the chick came and she got all the information, like, who's. I'm always fascinated. You have so much information, like brilliant insight information. Who's left on. On your list where you're like, I gotta. I wanna look at. I need to speak with so and so.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, there's a ton of people. There's always new, you know, Like, I get a list of every week, multiple days a week, I get a list of potential guests. And so I go over the list, and a lot of it is scientists. A lot of it is, like, people that are doing groundbreaking research on, like, neurodevelopment genetics. There's a lot of them that come up that are Cosmologists that are working on, you know, just bizarre theories. It's, it's. There's always someone that's working on some, you know, like very high level of some esoteric line of, you know, some kind of discipline that I've got very little information about. There's always interesting people.
Jim Brewer
That blows my mind. Just blows my mind. I tried talking to anyone, even some of the words, I'm not educated very well. I mean, they start saying certain words and I'm just, I'm already.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm not formally educated very well. I mean, I only went to college, but for three years and I was barely paying attention.
Jim Brewer
I never paid attention.
Jamie Kilstein
I was only going to college so that people didn't think I was a loser. I was.
Jim Brewer
Really?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, I was doing it while I was fighting, and then I was doing it for a little bit while still doing stand up, but I was only doing it so that no one thought I was a loser.
Jim Brewer
Really?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Is that more. That was that like a home thing? Like.
Jamie Kilstein
No, it was where I grew up, you know, a lot. Everybody was going to college. I went to school at a really good high school, Newton South Massachusetts, and a lot of the kids were, you know, real ambitious and wanted to go to college and get degrees. And I was, I did not want to have a job. I was like, what am I doing? I was like, very feral. And at the time, all I wanted to do was compete. I was just doing martial arts tournaments all the time and there was no money in that, you know, so I was like, what am I, what's my career going to be? Like, what am I doing? So this is weird, period. So I said, let me just go to college so that no one thinks I'm a loser. So I took a year off school. So from graduated at 17. So for the next year, I didn't, I didn't go to school at all. I just trained.
Jim Brewer
I don't know the story. So when did you, when did you go? I'm going to start doing stand up
Jamie Kilstein
when I was 21.
Jim Brewer
Wow. And you, did you have that desire before then?
Jamie Kilstein
Not really, no. I was a fan of stand up. I love stand up. I was talked into doing it by my friend Steve. It's a good buddy of mine, Steve Graham, because I would make people laugh in the locker room. It was like, he was a guy I did taekwondo with and he was like, dude. Another good friend, Ed Shorter, same thing. Ed and Steve were two guys who I was real tight with that, you know, I would make fun of everybody. And just. We were always just joking around, right? And I wanted a lot of attention. I was young. We all did.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, I did.
Jamie Kilstein
So that was. That's how. And then I went to an open mic night, and I realized, oh, these people are all. They suck. They're beginners. Like, oh, you could be a beginner. And then I thought about it just, like martial arts, if you just work at it, you can get better at it, you know, so if you're just, like, a little bit funny, if you could just kind of figure out what it is about you. I was like, this is fascinating. It was like a whole new puzzle. But I didn't know if I could ever do it for a living. I was really so confused when I was 21 because I had really kind of decided to stop fighting. And I was still doing it a little bit, but I had, like, one foot in and one foot out, which is not good. And then I didn't have any prospects. Like, what am I gonna. I'm already 21. Like, I should have already graduated from college by now or be close or getting ready to work on a master's. I should be doing something. Like, a lot of the people that I went to high school with, or I should have a trade. Like a lot of my buddies that went into carpentry or electricity. You know, there's. I didn't have a career other than teaching.
Jim Brewer
So within a couple years, you start. Because you and I both fairly quickly started getting in good positions in. Because if you were 21. I'm gonna say by 25. 20, like, 26. You're on hardball.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Wow. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. We were really young. That's crazy. That's. That's crazy Lucky fast that happened.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Stupid fast. It happened stupid fast. And it was stupid lucky because I didn't have any aspirations to ever be on tv. There was no part of me that wanted to be an actor on tv. Zero. It was never an ambition at all, which probably helped me, because when I went in and, you know, talked to the people and did auditions and shit, it wasn't like, oh, my God, this is my dream. It was like, so, what do you guys want me to do? Okay. Yeah, I could play a baseball player. Okay. And they just love the fact that I was. You know, I had a background in athletics. I knew a lot about.
Jim Brewer
You also would murder like none other at the Laugh Factory. You would go up and I remember the Disney executives, because that's who did that. I remember them sitting in the back watching you. You did the the lions, whatever. Tigers. The tigers mating. And it would just. The place would lose their shit. And you're like, oh, it was captivating. Watch. It was howling, funny. And I'll never forget looking at the executives and I don't remember their name. I just remember he had a mustache. He had a dark mustache, dark hair. He's from. He's from Colorado. He was like, oh, my God. Joe is just so. God damn. I can't. I can't take it. So you. I mean, wow, that's pretty awesome. In that short period of time. I wish I had. No, I won't say I wish I had your mentality then. I have it now. Meaning back then, I had the desire like, I'm gonna start buying satin clothes. I'm gonna start getting nice clothes. I would have sat. The first time I went out there, I bought satin blue pants and satin blue. I was like, I'm gonna be in Hollywood. I'm so retarded.
Jamie Kilstein
So retarded.
Jim Brewer
Well, but you had this whole other. I remember seeing you and you were like, we were at some hotel and you were just. So you're like, yeah, I'm going to go play pool and work out. You want to. You want, like, what? No, I'm looking for rock stars and actors on Melrose. And you're like, yeah, well, I'm not doing that. I'm going to the gym and I'm working. I'm like, you're going to miss out. And. But I really admired. I loved and I admired that about you so much. Oh, thanks.
Jamie Kilstein
But I was never interested in, like, Hollywood stuff. It just was not that interesting to me to be around a bunch of famous people and feel weird. I was like, I'd just rather be around normal people. I'd rather play pool, rather go to the gym.
Jim Brewer
I was like that until I was around famous people. And I went.
Jamie Kilstein
And you're like, oh, okay, this is uncomfortable.
Jim Brewer
I want to go home. Let me go back home.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh. I tried to move back to New York. I would have moved back to New York, except I had a lease. I had a lease on an apartment. When Hardball got canceled, I was ready to go back to New York. I was like, this place is too uncomfortable for me. And again, I never had any aspirations to be famous. I definitely didn't have any aspirations to act. It was just money. They gave me a lot of money to be on a sitcom. And I was like, okay. I just couldn't believe how much money you could get in a week. Like, this is crazy.
Jim Brewer
It was Crazy.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. It was, like, more money than I made in a year, and I could make it in a week. I was like, this is nuts. Especially because I went from broke.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
To being on a sitcom. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
I remember those same things. Like, you're not making any money, and then all of a sudden, you're. You're in 25 to $50,000 a week. Just come in, camera block here and there, and you don't even have to be the star.
Jamie Kilstein
It was bananas.
Jim Brewer
What?
Jamie Kilstein
But then when I got on newsradio, I was like, oh, this is a whole different kind of a thing. Like, this is a really good show with a. With really good writing and really good actors. I was like, this is fun. Like, that I enjoyed a lot. But it's. The world of acting is long days, and it's not what I like to do the most. So it was like, you know, it's. It's great, but you can get sucked into that velvet prison. And then, you know, you'd be like. I'd be talking to my friends and be like, yeah, I just did a week in Florida. It was awesome. Went in there on Wednesday, and I was realizing, like, these guys are selling out on the road, and they're trapped, traveling all the time. They're having all this fun. I'm like, they're doing what I wanted to do, which was like, stand up, like, on the road.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
I was only doing, like, small sets in town. I was only doing, like, 15 minutes at the Laugh Factory, 15 minutes at the store. You know, it's like the real comedy was, like, headlining, doing an hour, really developing your act.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And it was like, I enjoyed doing news radio, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I enjoyed being around comics, doing sets, being at the clubs, laughing all the time. It's like a different kind of people. The actor people were all worried about what the other actor people were doing. They were all worried about, like. Like, what rating we were, what number we were in, the ratings. Correct.
Jim Brewer
Yes. And that's all they would talk about.
Jamie Kilstein
Dude, we were at a table once, and they were all bitching about how, you know, we were on, you know, whatever night we were on. We moved, like, nine times over for five years. And back then, there was no Internet, so you couldn't tell people that you're not on Monday night anymore. You're not on, whatever it was. And so they were all bitching and getting pissed because Sex in the City was on this time slot, and the single guy was in this time slot. And if we were there, we'd be number two or whatever.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And I was like, guys, last time I checked, we're on tv. Yeah. Like, this is a dream. Yeah. We're not number one, but we have a funny show and we're on tv. Just fucking enjoy the ride.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. And it was a great show.
Jamie Kilstein
It was a lot of fun.
Jim Brewer
It was a great show, and you did well.
Jamie Kilstein
But.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. That world just never.
Jamie Kilstein
But it was just so lucky to get it so quick. You know, I was on news radio six years into doing stand up.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
And it didn't make any sense to me, but it's also why I wasn't nervous about it. It was like. It seemed so normal to me, like, okay, this is a job I'm doing. But it was because I didn't want to do it. Not. Not that I didn't want to do it, but because it wasn't a. Wasn't, like, in my ultimate dream.
Jim Brewer
Well, that's. That made me laugh. I saw you years later, and I don't know if it was. If it was fear fact or whatever, and someone snarkily, like, in. In a snarky way were like, why did you. Why would you take this? And you're like, because they're paying me fucking retarded money. They offered fucking retarded money. Like, you wouldn't do this for whatever the episode. And I just. It made me laugh. So it's just you gave the real answer. Like, if I offered you whatever program I'm gonna offer you, I don't know, 20 million for two years, you're gonna go, I'm not doing that. That's ridiculous. Why would I use. Why would I leave my sanitation job to.
Jamie Kilstein
Money equals freedom. That's what people need to understand. Like, if you can make a pile of money, you get fuck you money. And then the key is, don't be chasing. Fuck your mother and fuck your family and fuck the world money. Correct. Stick with you money, but just make sure you say, fuck you. So make sure you don't do things you don't want to do. And so when Fear Factor came along, I initially took it because I thought it was going to be canceled immediately. I was like. It was. I was in a development deal with NBC, and they. They sent me this thing, and I was like, what the fuck is this? They're going to stick dogs on people? Like, I was laughing. I'm pretty sure I was stoned when I first got the pitch.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. And I read.
Jamie Kilstein
I go, this is hilarious. And I don't know if my manager even wanted me to do it. I don't remember. I think they probably wanted me to hold out for a sitcom, and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? This is hilarious. Let me meet with them. And they didn't like me at first because I came in and was making fun of it, and they thought it should be scary because this was fear factor.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And I was just joking. Like, I came into the meeting. I was probably stoned.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
I came into the meeting, and I was just cracking jokes about everything and laughing, and they didn't. But then David Hurwitz, who's a friend of mine, who was one of the producers on the show, he's like, no, no, look, the whole world's gonna be laughing at us. Yes. It's way better if the host is laughing. Yes, it's way better.
Jim Brewer
Yes. Like, let's just try, like, the lunacy of what these. What lengths these people go to.
Jamie Kilstein
They were gonna go live like a sportscaster or something. You know what I mean? Here we are in fear factor. Fear is not a fact factor for you.
Jim Brewer
Maggie from Wisconsin is gonna get in the tank.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
That's awesome.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. So it's just luck. A lot of luck, man. A lot of weird luck. I've had a lot of weird luck my whole life. Even. Even coming here is weird luck. Even opening up the club, weird luck.
Jim Brewer
Why you say that?
Jamie Kilstein
Because a lot of things have to happen in order for this club to exist, Right? A lot of things have to happen. First of all, the COVID thing has to happen, right? So. And it has to happen in California, where they have very restrictive laws and everything gets locked down and we can't perform for, like. I think the store was shut for a year and a half, man.
Jim Brewer
Are you serious?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. California was nuts with COVID But over here, like, almost immediately, you could do shows, right? Like, we were. Did the cap city was doing shows, and they had people separated before they went under. They just had, like, the tables moved, like, six feet apart, which was retarded. Didn't mean anything. Yeah. And then when we started doing shows at the Vulcan, that was in, like, November of 2020. So that was pretty soon after. You know, the rest of the world was still, like, completely. Like, California and New York were still completely restrictive, and Texas was pretty. Pretty wide open. And so I. I have to have the kind of money that Spotify gave me. Yeah. And then I have to be so dumb that I'm in the middle of this giant deal. I'm like, I'm just gonna move to Texas. Which they were like, what are you doing? Like, you need to be in la. That's where your studio is. That's where the guests are.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And I was like, I'm flying, like, at least two or three people a week out to Los Angeles. I bet I could get them to fly to Texas. Yeah, but it was a. It was a dumb gamble. It's like, it's not a smart move. So. But. So it has to be like, the Spotify money. It has to be everything closed down, and then it has to be the store closed down, because the store closed down. Allow me to get guys like Adam EGID and, you know, and from the store. Yeah. All the people that worked at the store came and worked for me. That's like one of the big secrets, Jody. The managers, like, a lot of the people that are at the mothership came from the store and they were unemployed.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, but I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't. I like your approach. Is it luck?
Jamie Kilstein
No, but it has to be some. Otherwise it doesn't happen. Because if there's no luck, then if there's no COVID lockdown, then all these comics aren't willing to move here.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
Tony Hinchcliffe, Tom Segura, Christina Pasicki, Brian Simpson, everybody moved here.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
So the only reason why anybody move here is because California's locked down. If the store was hopping and they would be like, why would I.
Jim Brewer
They wouldn't leave.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Why am I coming? Right.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. So it had to be like a place where you could go and, you know, and then you have to have the resources to do something like that. So that has to be like, the Spotify thing. Like, it's like so many things have to fall into place where it's. That kind of a gamble. Makes sense.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
It's a lot of luck, man.
Jim Brewer
It's a lot of luck, but it's also a lot of decision making. And a lot of you.
Jamie Kilstein
You.
Jim Brewer
You're very thoughtful and. And you're. The walk that you walk creates an energy and it's an. It's. It's. It's very powerful. It's very inspiring. And I do believe in that stuff. Like the way you've walked. Most of the life that I've known you has been you. You're probably. You inspired me so much. Years ago, years and years ago, you came on my radio show and. And you literally started talking and you called in, and I remember I just told everyone, just be quiet. Just be quiet and let him go. And just. I knew at that moment you were gonna be changing like culture, if that makes sense. You went into this deep conversation about we are shifting in humanity and basically you said we're either going to live for truth or you're going to be a liar, like leech type thing. It was very powerful. And I think eventually I was like, you know, put Pink Floyd behind it,
Jamie Kilstein
put that on somebody on the Internet.
Jim Brewer
It is one of the most. Because I wanted the world to hear what you said. It was such a. Like no other pastor could say, no one could say it the way you said it. So yes, it is all luck. But I do believe that presence that you put out and that energy, it's. It's trusted and it's, it's. It's a force that opens doors without even you knowing it. Because it is all for the good in my belief. But anyway, that's my little.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, thank you. That's kind of you. Well, you, you inspired me too, dude. Because when we first started working together, the one of the worst times I ever bombed ever was I was headlining when I really shouldn't have been headlining. I really didn't have an hour. And you and I did a weekend together somewhere like West Nyack, New York or something like that.
Jim Brewer
Somewhere yucky, like a Holiday Inn thing.
Jamie Kilstein
But I did okay. Every show except the late show Saturday night. You fucking murdered.
Jim Brewer
I do.
Jamie Kilstein
You murdered. And I remember being so nervous. I was so nervous and I went on stage nervous and I just ate it. A dick. And I remember it was like one of the worst bombings I've ever had in my life. And I remember thinking at the time, boy, I gotta correct something. I first of all, I can never go on stage that nervous again. I was like, what was wrong was wrong was instead of laughing at you and going on stage having a good time, I was nervous about my own performance, which is like a self defeating mentality. Yeah. And I had to realize that, which is also one of the reasons like. And really my stand up bumped up a lot after that weekend. It really did because I really worked on it hard because the bombing was bad. It was, but this was a bad one. I was supposed to 45, I bailed at 35. I got in trouble. I was eating dick, dude. I was eating dick. It was horrible. But the same thing happened when I would take Joey on the road with me. And the reason why I would take Joey on the road with me is because he was so hard to follow. So I said, okay. I thought of it just like, training partners.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
Like, you don't want to spar with a guy who sucks. You want to spar with a guy who's better than you so that you can. You could get to his level.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
And so with Joey, Joey was so loose and so free, and he was so silly. And I was more rigid, and I tried to do more setup, punchline stuff. But I was, you know, I was only, whatever, eight, nine years in, whatever it was. I was still trying to, like, figure it out. And Joey had a rhythm to him. He's just so loose. And I'm like, this is gonna help me. Let me just take this guy on the road with me. First of all, he's the best guy to hang out with. He's so much fun. He seems like I love him to death.
Jim Brewer
I never got to hang out with him.
Jamie Kilstein
You never hung out with Joey?
Jim Brewer
I've only got to see him on here and some other places.
Jamie Kilstein
I know he's the best. He's so everybody. Everybody's like, he's so fun. Like, when you're around him, it's all hugs and laughs and he's the party. You bring Joey anywhere, the party's with Joey. We'd go to dinner. We'd have as much fun at dinner as we would at the show.
Jim Brewer
Right. He's the entertainment.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, he's just a great social engineer. Like, he would, like. He would, like, fucking be the maestro that would get everybody going. We would be laughing, and then we'd go to the show and be having a good time. And I learned to laugh at him. Cause he'd be murdering. And I'd learn to take that momentum of laughing at him and carry it into. To the energy in my performance.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
So it was like. It was a good thing because a lot of people want the opposite. They want the guy going on before them to suck so they look like a hero.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. No, I don't want that.
Jamie Kilstein
There's a lot of people out there rocking that ski.
Jim Brewer
I like. I like what you said. I like a guy hitting hard.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
And then the nights. Like, even I have. I have Brian McKenna opening for me right now. And there's nights like, I think we're in Louisiana. And I was like, oh, shoot, I gotta get up. Like, what is he doing? They're like. And that makes me go, oh, all right. I gotta stay crystal clear. Like, I've gotta bring it to this whole level. He's making me. I love if someone makes me work, loves.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it's not just that. It's Also that the crowd gets their money's worth.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
A bunch of people came out to see you. Like, I've gone to see friends that are really good comics that I really love, and then I go to see them and they have an opening act. I'm like, jesus Christ. I gotta go to the bathroom. I go sit out outside for 20 minutes and wait for this to.
Jim Brewer
To. To end. That's a bad place to be. Whether it's your buddy or not, they
Jamie Kilstein
do it because they want a light opener. Like, Ron White's open about it. Like, he. He talks about you. Do you better than me. You're getting fired. He doesn't give a. But just. You know, I love Ron, but how
Jim Brewer
he's still out here?
Jamie Kilstein
No, but yeah, he's out here. Yeah, he's at the club all the time. He's there tonight.
Jim Brewer
Okay.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, Ron. Or tomorrow night, rather. Ron's the best. He's the best. Okay. He's the. He's another reason why I came here, because he was already here. Ron moved here before the pandemic.
Jim Brewer
Oh, wow.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, he moved here and I think 2000, 18 or 19, somewhere around then. And I was like, why'd you. He would. He had a place in Beverly Hills that he kept still, so he'd come back and forth. But he was like, I love Austin. You never have to leave. If I'm want to fly anywhere, it's the middle of the country. The people are nice, the food's great. And I was like, can I live there? No. That's what my thought was. Like, I can't live there.
Jim Brewer
Ron is the type of guy, too, that he doesn't realize how good he is and how popular he is. Sometimes he literally. Don't ask me why he called me. I have no. Oh, I remember. It was some bizarre connection. He's like, hey, Jim, I keep getting asking to play in London. And I went, oh, dude, you will murder. Murder in London. He's like, I don't know. I mean, I didn't. I mean, I don't know. I'm like, ron, if you were to play Scotland, England, Ireland, like, you're going to have a whole new. You're going to murder. He's like, I don't know if they were. Please, I'm begging you, at least just take the gig. Please, just take the gig. And this is. This was a couple of years ago, and apparently he did do it. I was like, did you? He's like, man, of course you did.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Especially his style. He's funny.
Jamie Kilstein
He's very humble, though.
Jim Brewer
Ron is very humble guy.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, he's a, you know, he's a great guy. He's the best.
Jim Brewer
Well, that's why, like, I like to come in here the first time. Because what I like about here is I reached a point where I have my following, I have my crowd, and if I'm working out stuff, even if it's in an hour, they're gonna be patient with me because they like me and they've been on my journey. But if I were to go into a club and do 15 minutes, I better, I better. They're not my. A lot of them don't know me and I have to. And I remember the first time I came here, I didn't want to go on stage. I used to go on stage. I don't know. I'm like, go on stage.
Jamie Kilstein
Wow.
Jim Brewer
It was like, okay. Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm not.
Jim Brewer
Wow. Seven more. Okay. I didn't even finish my setup yet. This is, this made me. This place made me want to start working harder again and go, hey, man, you gotta, you gotta put the gloves on. Not that I had any lack of confidence of what I put out there for an hour, but those short little 15 minute. When they see everybody, it doesn't matter. It's an even playing field, is pretty awesome.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you know, that was great about the store too. Like, you'd get a night where you had like seven, eight national headliners in a row.
Jim Brewer
You know, I saw that one and they don't care. After a while, just bring the funny.
Jamie Kilstein
I saw
Jim Brewer
someone from a huge sitcom go on stage, place loses their mind. Even I was a little like, oh, wow. Oh, wow. And about. They did the shtick of their character. And about five minutes in, they were like, okay, we're done. You're gonna. You tell jokes or you're just gonna be the TV guy? This is like, they don't. They've seen everything. You gotta come good, you gotta work it.
Jamie Kilstein
TV Guide thing. We used to see that all the time in LA too. Well, that's what led to Kramer, that meltdown.
Jim Brewer
Well, that's who it was. Yeah, that's. I didn't want to say. I didn't want to say, but he, he first walked up, I was like,
Jamie Kilstein
oh, dude, I know. And he grabbed.
Jim Brewer
And then after about five, seven minutes.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
And this one was at the improv and I'm watching, I'm like, oh, wow. Oh, wow. You don't have material. He's just, wow.
Jamie Kilstein
Which is crazy.
Jim Brewer
They turned on quick.
Jamie Kilstein
Imagine thinking that you could do 15 minutes with no material. I just don't understand comics make it
Jim Brewer
look easy, you know? You know, how many people go, how many people have you met that go, you know what you inspired? I'm gonna start doing stand up. Okay.
Jamie Kilstein
Some of them you're like, please don't.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, like, okay. I still get. I'm starting next. Here's my first. And they'll send me a set of their first set.
Jamie Kilstein
Like,
Jim Brewer
comedians make it look like we just walk up and just wing it.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it's also guys used to performing in front of a live audience. When he does a sitcom and everybody loves them, and if he could make people laugh for a minute, he thinks he could probably make people laugh for multiple minutes.
Jim Brewer
Right?
Jamie Kilstein
Just keep it going. Just do the same thing for 15 minutes.
Jim Brewer
And the little side of us are just. Back then, I root for everyone. But those guys walk off, you're like, go down. I John, how does that feel? There's nothing more.
Jamie Kilstein
We don't like anybody that's half stepping, right? No, half in. Not really doing it right. Like, you're just taking up 15 minutes from someone that could be doing it.
Jim Brewer
Correct. I used to. Gino, Neil. Brett. Not Neil. Kevin.
Jamie Kilstein
No, I don't know Kevin very well. I've met him. I'm sure. I remember him doing sets in New York back in the day.
Jim Brewer
Kevin would get so pissed because what's the guitar? He's a famous guitar player. Oh, my God.
Jamie Kilstein
John Mayer.
Jim Brewer
Yes, John. So Kevin would come in, he'd come into the radio and be like, he's going up. He's doing fucking 20 minutes and he sucks. I can't go to Madison Square Garden and go, give me the guitar for 20. It's my fucking time. Since comics would get really edgy, they didn't care who you were. They'd go in, I'd love to listen. He would rant. And I would howl listening to rant. Of course, I would prod the tiger once in a while when he'd start going, I'm like, fucking crazy. Fucking John Mayer. All right, right. I get it. You play. Get off the stage. Oh, my God.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Comics are very territorial about the art form. Extreme. Like, when someone tries to do it, that's not a comic. They. They automatically kind of reject them. I'm always like, give him a chance. Never know, never know, never know, never know. A guy who's been acting but really always wanted to stand up might have some good ideas and might really throw themselves into it. It's possible. Why would you assume it's impossible. It's possible.
Jim Brewer
It is possible.
Jamie Kilstein
But the reality in LA is a lot of them were doing it because the whole casting thing had dried up for them. Right. So they weren't getting brought into shows anymore. So they decided to do standup and they would just, you know, put together an act. Like write an act.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
But it wasn't what they really loved, so it wasn't what they really threw.
Jim Brewer
It's a paycheck. Yeah, it's a little paycheck to get them by.
Jamie Kilstein
It was a career decision. It was like pivoting, you know.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. I know a couple guys like that sitcom or, or. Or a sketch show or even like an SNL character didn't do stand up, and now they'll tour and try to do whatever.
Jamie Kilstein
So here's an interesting thing I should tell you because you'll really, you know this person. Okay. I actually made up with Mark Baron the other day. We actually had. I had to help him with something. I had to inform him about something. And he sent me a very sincere message of thank you. And then I sent him a message back that was sincere. And I said, look, I'm not your enemy. And I'm sure if we saw. Despite our differences, I'm sure if we saw each other within a few minutes, we'd be laughing and smiling, which is generally how I interacted with him for the most part. I had only a few bad interactions with him and he was pretty honest about how. You know, maybe it's his own mind and. No, it was. But it was a. It was a very sincere interaction, which made me happy. It's not good to have enemies.
Jim Brewer
No, it's really not.
Jamie Kilstein
It's not good.
Jim Brewer
I've had maybe two or three that have vocally put out on because I. I'm not into the Twitter insulting or going on other programs insulting. If you have an issue, tell me.
Jamie Kilstein
Right.
Jim Brewer
And then we'll deal with it the way.
Jamie Kilstein
Right.
Jim Brewer
Call me up to Real humans do it.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
And when. When that, that whole thing, I. I have a funny feeling. I know it. Some of his issues were. But I felt. And I put it out there. I felt. I felt bad because for years I didn't have great interact. When I started, listen, I'm not poo pooing or whatever, but yeah, a lot of guys didn't like me. They were like, who's this animated loudmouth kid coming in here confident, blah, blah. And he. He would always kind of like, I'll never forget, he'd be like, you're gonna woo him. You're gonna woo him tonight with your.
Jamie Kilstein
He was trying to sabotage you. It was a competition thing.
Jim Brewer
And I understood that because I'm still.
Jamie Kilstein
Back then you made a whole video about it, Correct? Yeah.
Jim Brewer
And so as we, as we went was so happy for him once he got wtf. Because you saw, like, wow, he became a different person and he found his
Jamie Kilstein
niche and he became friendly.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
He was easy to be around. He was all he was. So his podcast was killing it. And then he had his show on the ifc Marin. He was doing great. He was way easier to hang around with. He was incredible because all the angst had been removed and he'd become a made man. Right.
Jim Brewer
It made man.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. And we become legit.
Jim Brewer
Who cares who else is?
Jamie Kilstein
Exactly. Exactly. But then when things go south, then it's hard to maintain that same mindset. It's very easy for me to say, oh, just relax. And who cares? Everybody should be happy that all these people are doing well. But if you're not doing well, that jealousy is a natural thing. I've experienced it before. I've experienced it. I know the feeling. I've experienced it for brief moments before, you know, even like, you know, eight, nine years ago, maybe even. It's like there's moments where someone's really killing it. You're like, oh, what the fuck? But then I realized in my head, like, God, that's a bitch ass way of thinking. Don't hold on to that.
Jim Brewer
No, we're on our own journey. This is our world.
Jamie Kilstein
But also that same feeling can instead be inspiration. Like when you and I worked together and I bombed. One of the things that inspired me was not just, I gotta get better because I bombed, but you murdered. You had that bit about coming home drunk, coming home wasted, and your mother was turned into a demon.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, it was a great demon with
Jamie Kilstein
bombing, but it was. It was so like animated and big and it didn't make me hate you. I loved you. We were great friends. I was like, that is so good. It just made me want to get better. So that same feeling that can turn you. Oh, you're gonna do w him. You do your. Instead, I was like, jim, you're killing it, man. That's awesome.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
I just, I. I come from a different world and my world requires other people around you to be as good or better than you. The martial arts world, like when I was a four time state champion and I was doing. I wasn't necessarily the best guy in the gym, there was Guys in the gym that were better than me. Yeah, always. There was other guys that were also state champions. Some of them were national champions. They were better than me. But because I was around those people training hard all the time, that's why I got so good. It was because I was around people as good, if not better than me all the time, that it elevated my level. So I felt the same way about stand up. I'm like, you need those people that make you feel uncomfortable. They make you feel like, fuck, I gotta go to work.
Jim Brewer
Yes. And whether it's him or whoever, it just, it doesn't even have to be the comedy world, just the world in general. It always, it's, it's not that sad. I wish sometimes people in those positions, no matter how successful you are and whatever you define success, if someone else is starting to kill it somewhere, let them. What is. Keep your eyes off that. Just stay in your own, your own lane. I hate that term, though. I've heard it. It's not stay in your lane, it's stay in your world of confidence. And I saw a couple people try to take a sweat and I, I think it was deeper than that. I think it was A, they were envious and B, because you had certain, certain people on and perhaps they're, they were angry because they're still lumped into how they define themselves to certain gangs that their allegiance goes to. Yeah, ideological, 100%. How dare he have don't platform that person. Don't platform this one and don't platform that one and don't platform. As a matter of fact, I would even hear ch. I would never. I go, yes, you would.
Jamie Kilstein
Because, well, if you wouldn't, then you would never be me in the first place. So what are you worried about? We're different human beings. Correct. The point is, I understand those feelings. I do. I understand those feelings of anger and those feelings of jealousy, of resentment. It is absolutely normal. But it is a bitch ass way to think. And I've thought those ways. I've had bitch ass thinking in my life. I 100%. So I get it. I understand it. It's normal. But what these people need to hear, that I needed to learn myself, is that that not only does not help you, it hurts you, but the same exact experience can instead be inspiring to you. And that will help you. And you're gonna be uncomfortable with comparing yourself to someone who's better than you, but that uncomfortable feeling is what leads to growth. It's really important. It's good. It's good. For you. But what's not good for you is to try to dismiss that person and on that person. Like, even if someone's doing something that I don't like, I don't like their style. So what? I don't care. There's a lot of music. Look, I have teenage girls, when they listen to music, they love it. I don't like it. But it doesn't mean it's not good. They fucking love it.
Jim Brewer
They love it.
Jamie Kilstein
There's a lot of guys that are into jazz. I don't like it. But it doesn't. It doesn't mean it's bad. No, it's great for some people.
Jim Brewer
It's. There are.
Jamie Kilstein
It's like everybody has a thing that you're into and everybody has a different style. So if someone's doing something that you don't enjoy, you don't have to hate them. It doesn't mean that's not beneficial to you. It doesn't help you at all.
Jim Brewer
Could sum up what you said by, you can have your bitch ass feelings. Yeah, Just don't have your. Your bitch ass emotions and act on. Don't act bitch ass. Just don't act bitches. That's when you start having issues. When you put it out in the universe because it's still inside you, which we all have it.
Jamie Kilstein
Yes.
Jim Brewer
It's when you put it out there now. It's out there now. Everyone looks at you a whole different. I've. I've done that multiple times. I'm never proud of it. Always feel horrible.
Jamie Kilstein
Exactly.
Jim Brewer
Never toward. Always within family or friends or something. Never. I try not to put it out in the world. In the world with names of people. Because it doesn't have any quality. It feels.
Jamie Kilstein
Proud of yourself.
Jim Brewer
No, I feel like a little punk. Like I just did that. I know I was mature.
Jamie Kilstein
You gave in to those bitch ass feelings. It's normal. It's normal. Like, I remember someone was telling me that Chris Rock was selling out everywhere after the Will Smith thing. And I swear to God, for like a couple of seconds I was like, oh, what the. Usually he's selling out and instantly all these arenas, it takes me a couple of days. It's so stupid, so dumb. Like he was the hot ticket because everybody wanted to see him, but it was only for a few seconds. And then I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? You, you, you silly. Yeah, such a dumb way to think. But the problem is you don't in the time. And then the other thing is they think that they're going to diminish that by attacking you. But what they don't understand is when you do that publicly, the heat comes for you. Because now you've. You've set the game in motion. Now you start moving pieces around the board, and then people are starting to move pieces against you. And that's the. I. I felt that even at a time where I felt it was necessary. Look, the whole Carlos Mencia thing, I said that to my friends afterwards. I said, I don't think I'll ever do anything like that again. Because just the negative. Even if it was only 10% of the people that were negative, 90% were positive. That 10% is just not a good feeling. It's a terrible feeling. It's not good. Even though I thought that was a necessary thing to do, because not just him, but I wanted to expose the way the business was treating that, where they were profiting off of it and openly covering it. And they knew about it, and they thought it was just business. That wasn't. My agent said to me, it's just business.
Jim Brewer
I remember a phone call we had somewhat after that, and I remember you telling me your agency dropped you. They dropped you. That's.
Jamie Kilstein
That's.
Jim Brewer
I'm not crazy for thinking that, right?
Jamie Kilstein
No, they dropped me. But what they said was that I had to apologize to him or they couldn't work with me anymore.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
And I said, listen, then if just you bringing that up, our relationship is over, done. I said, just because you wanted to. And they, like, said, it's just business. I go, you're making a decision that will affect you for the rest of your life. I go, because you're siding with a vampire, right? You sell art. That's all you sell. The. All you guys are is a comedy agency, right? You sell art. You've got a guy who's stealing art from other artists. Like, this is bad for you. Everyone's gonna know. So Louis left them. After that. Louie came up to meet the improv, asked me if that was true. I said yes. He goes, okay, I'm leaving them a tell Nick Swartzen. A bunch of people did. So it was. It wasn't like I was right, but it was also. But the negative feeling of the people angry at me for it was, like, so gross. It's like you. You put that out there in the world. It's a giant distraction. It takes away from most of your life. You think about it all the time, just not good at that time.
Jim Brewer
I understand that. But also, like, for instance, I. That was Already out there with him. Yeah. And I personally.
Jamie Kilstein
But with comics, it was, it was
Jim Brewer
out there with comics and it was out there with him. I personally didn't see particular.
Jamie Kilstein
Like I. Well, you worked maybe once or twice
Jim Brewer
and I'm not an LA guy, so everyone and their mother. I mean, it was a lot of people that would say that. So when the, the point of that happening, it was such justice in the community and beyond that in the world. Like, can we stop? Can we stop? If you're taking from others? If you're taking from. Which I've already dealt with at that point on some other levels. It happened multiple times when people take. And then they.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you dealt with it on snl.
Jim Brewer
Yes, snl and in other areas and which, whatever. It's all in the past and I'm all good now. So when you deal with that and you're very. I just dealt with him with it. Buying tickets is another whole deal. So with that said, it's very freeing when you finally put it out there and not that you want to see someone's career plummet or take a hit or whatever, but it was very refreshing to see that people or fans went, oh, we didn't know this because a lot of the time fans don't care.
Jamie Kilstein
How could they know?
Jim Brewer
They wouldn't know, but they don't. And you go, you're still gonna show up. And then all of a sudden it just, it went to a whole different direction. You saw like this person struggling here and then it was. It's that time we're living in. You set an example for. If we're all gonna start moving forward, can we just be blatantly honest? Whether it's. Whether we're making art or food, whatever you're doing in your lifetime, stop stealing. And if you're gonna take. Give the credit of where you're getting
Jamie Kilstein
it from, well, but you can't do that in Stand up.
Jim Brewer
No, you can't do it in Stam. You have to ask and you say, can I buy that bit? Or something like that. But it's just such a.
Jamie Kilstein
Nobody wants to sell their bits. Like you can't even do that. Well, you could hire people to write for you, which is very respectable. I know like high level comics who hire people to help them punch up jokes. Nothing wrong with that.
Jim Brewer
No, I never knew that either. I never knew that until I remember being in New York and the guy's like, hey, you know, I, I write with Chris. Like, Chris, Chris, right. I'm like, oh, wow. Yeah, punch up Stuff like that. And then I would see certain guys, which makes sense because if you're going to hit a certain level, I mean, you gotta, you gotta stay well. And that's not.
Jamie Kilstein
People would always say that Chris like had writers, but that's not totally true. So what Chris would do was he would come up with all the material, would come up all the bits, and then he would have guys watch his set, professional guys. And these professional guys would watch his set and then they would talk about it. They would have feedback on bits. Like he really, he really worked with Richard, Jenny a lot.
Jim Brewer
He was great.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh my God, he was good.
Jim Brewer
He taught me the most. I learned so much from Jenny because he would just take a premise and he'd go. And every time you thought he was done milking this premise, he'd show up again 15 minutes later like, oh my God, we're going another direction with this premise.
Jamie Kilstein
So good.
Jim Brewer
You gotta be kidding me.
Jamie Kilstein
He was so thorough.
Jim Brewer
Oh my God.
Jamie Kilstein
He would take all. I mean it was, it was so impressive.
Jim Brewer
Wow. So Jenny's helping.
Jamie Kilstein
Yes, Jenny helped Rock with Bigger and Blacker. He helped him with. What was the other one that was really Bring the pain.
Jim Brewer
Yes. The two big monsters.
Jamie Kilstein
Two classic two of like if you have a top 20 all time comedy specials, they're both in there. Monster, monster bit, Monster monster sets.
Jim Brewer
He's the first guy I saw. Chris was the very first person I saw. I won a lottery to do open mic at the Comic Strip and I. I'm gonna say I was 19, maybe 19 20. I didn't know what that was.
Jamie Kilstein
And.
Jim Brewer
And I show up the Comic Strip and I see Eddie Murphy on the wall. I'm like, oh my God. This is where Cuz I had that Eddie Murphy album. He had like little flowers from the Comic Strip and he had the little.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, he did that at the Comic Strip.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, he really. Yes, it was at the Comic Strip and he. Yeah, he did life in the Comic Strip.
Jamie Kilstein
He's like, it was a great, special,
Jim Brewer
great, special, great album.
Jamie Kilstein
I bought it on cassette. That's how old it is.
Jim Brewer
I bought it as an album, bro.
Jamie Kilstein
How did he stop doing. There it is.
Jim Brewer
Oh my God.
Jamie Kilstein
How did he stop doing Stand up? He was 1982. He was so good.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, so I was only sophomore in
Jamie Kilstein
high school back then.
Jim Brewer
Me too. Were you 58? Yeah, yeah, we graduated same time. Look at the Comic Strip.
Jamie Kilstein
He was so good. When you see him. Did you see him do that? He got one of those Mark Twain awards, I believe it was.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
And he went and did a set.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
Did an impression of Bill Cosby getting his awards taken away from him.
Jim Brewer
No. Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
It's great.
Jim Brewer
I gotta watch. I gotta watch that.
Jamie Kilstein
It's really. When Jamie will pull it up, you go, oh, my God. Please do stand up again. Please do stand up again.
Jim Brewer
Do you remember the bit he did? He goes. He goes. I guess it was in. What was it? What was? The one with the red leather pants.
Jamie Kilstein
Raw. Raw.
Jim Brewer
No, no, no.
Jamie Kilstein
Delirious.
Jim Brewer
Delirious. Delirious. And he goes, you're right.
Jamie Kilstein
You're right.
Jim Brewer
He goes, man. He goes, man. He goes, bill Cosby called me and he said, you know, filth and the foul and the foul and the filth and the filth. And he goes, I call Richard Pryor. And Richard Pryor said, next time that motherfucker call you and tell him to suck my dick and have a nice pudding on me.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, he said. Did the people laugh? Yes.
Jim Brewer
Did you get paid? Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
But tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Jim Brewer
That's what he said. Thank you so much. This is a tremendous honor. Wonderful evening. I'd like to thank the Kennedy center, first of all, for celebrating me and honoring me in such a wonderful way and bringing my loved ones and my family here. This is a super special, memorable night. And thank you to all the comedians that came out and sang and. I mean, Sam Moore came out and sang, and Alabama Shakes was here. I had a really, really, really special, special night. Hasn't been lost on me that, you know, usually when people have evenings like this, a person's really, really old when
Jamie Kilstein
they get these awards,
Jim Brewer
they'll let you wait.
Jamie Kilstein
Really?
Jim Brewer
Like, one of the greatest, funniest people of all time was George Carlin. And he received this award posthumously.
Jamie Kilstein
And he's funnier than all of us.
Jim Brewer
So to be standing here alive and looking like myself still, they'll let you
Jamie Kilstein
get really old and get it.
Jim Brewer
And there was also some confusion about whether or not it was an award or a prize. And I. And actually, it's an award. Even though they call it a prize, it's an award. Cause usually when there's a prize, there's money involved. I thought I was gonna get some paper. I was like, yo, Mark Twain awarded Kennedyson. That sound like pack paper. Then they told me yesterday that they raised 2.3 million. I was like, yo, I'm in there. Then I came down and they told me that, oh, there is no. It's a. It's a. It's a prize. But it's there.
Jamie Kilstein
There is no money.
Jim Brewer
And I was like, oh my. So I think to clear up the confusion for future recipients, maybe, maybe, maybe you don't want to call it the Mark Twain Prize. Maybe might want.
Jamie Kilstein
If you don't want to call it
Jim Brewer
the award, maybe you could call it the Mark Twain surprise. Surprise.
Jamie Kilstein
And the surprise of course, being you
Jim Brewer
ain't get no money. But that still doesn't diminish how I want. Wonderful. This is a wonderful, wonderful thing to be included with some of my, my heroes. Richard Pryor and George Carlin and Carl Reiner and
Jamie Kilstein
Lily Tomlin.
Jim Brewer
Who else got this? Bill? Oh, no.
Jamie Kilstein
Bill has one of these.
Jim Brewer
Did y' all make Bill give his back? No, because I know there was a big, big outcry from people. They was trying to get Bill to give his trophies back. You know, you up when they want you to give your trophies back. Get his trophy back too. He should do one show where he just come out and just talk crazy.
Jamie Kilstein
Now I would like to talk to some of the people, people who feel
Jim Brewer
that I should give back my Tommies.
Jamie Kilstein
Obviously they bleeped that out.
Jim Brewer
Wow.
Jamie Kilstein
Just because you may have heard recently that I allegedly put the pill into people's tires, it.
Jim Brewer
I wish somebody would come up to my house talking about give up the trophy.
Jamie Kilstein
Cuz you put the pill in the
Jim Brewer
peep of chocolate, you get. I'm not giving back.
Jamie Kilstein
And.
Jim Brewer
And who, who is? Hannibal.
Jamie Kilstein
But this is 11 years ago.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, I was gonna say. Was that Gregory said?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, that's Dick Gregory.
Jim Brewer
It was, right?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, yeah.
Jim Brewer
Just come on out and pull pushed over.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, we're good. You know, but it's. He's like a stand up. Like he's doing stand up. He is accepting the war and he's killing and he hasn't done stand up in decades.
Jim Brewer
I think it's the, the Billy Joel thing where he was such a hit and so I mean his stand up specials were monsters. It's to be. Want to be compared to that is such a. Like you and I, our community's like, my kids have no clue Eddie Murphy was stand up. They have no clue. They just know him as Donkey.
Jamie Kilstein
That's crazy.
Jim Brewer
He's Donkey and Shrek.
Jamie Kilstein
Right?
Jim Brewer
And Shrek.
Jamie Kilstein
He's big mama.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. Don't even know that him. They just know Donkey.
Jamie Kilstein
No, he was the other one. We got fat. The clumps, the crumps. He's professor. Yeah, Nutty Professor. And then there was other one where he played like a bunch of different people that's the clumps. Yeah. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
He's the one where I committed to doing stand up. I was taking. I was. My parents moved to Florida. This is like 87, something like that. So I'm taking theater. I'm doing stand up in Long island, like playing Levittown, the governors. And I was shocked no one discovered me. I was so cocky. So cocky. How do you not know? I've arrived in New York. Soon I will be discovered. And then my parents moved to Florida. And while I'm down there, I'm really struggling. I think I was almost 21 years old. I said, I'll just go into restaurant management and hotel. And I took that nonsense class. And then Eddie Murphy. And the only reason I was doing it was for my mother, because my mom's like, you gotta fall back on something. And you need a pension. And you know that they're where you got pension and make money. You know, God forbid something happens. Jimmy, you gotta do something. And so while I'll never forget this, this is like ninth. I want to say it's late 88, maybe early 89, and Arsenio hall was like the biggest talk show thing ever. Yeah, where's my dog? Where's my dogs? It was huge.
Jamie Kilstein
Things that make you go.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, things make him remember that. Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
Things that make you go home. Yes.
Jim Brewer
Things that make you. And so he had Eddie Murphy on. And of course, I saw Eddie Murphy live at Westbury Music Fair when He was like 18 years old. I'm like, so I. This is my life right here. And so I'm watching Eddie Murphy. I wish I could find this. This interview one day. And Arsenio's like, you got anything to say for any young comics out there? And this is not exactly what he said, but I remember he turned to the camera and he went, don't listen to your mother. Your mother wants you to do this, to do that. You're going to. 100%. Why are you going to fall back at something you already. If you're going to make a pizza, you're going to make a pizza. 100%. You'll put the pepperoni. But the point of him was like, don't listen to your mother. You're gonna go for it. You know what you want inside, you go for it. Stop listening to these outside sources that really, they're not in your brain, they're not in your journey, they're not in your vision. I've told a couple nephews and a good friend about this who said, jim, I really wanna go in there. I said, do it. Your mom's gonna get pissed, but she's not. This is your journey, kid. Go for it. But that moment, Eddie Murphy is the reason why I just. I went home that day and I went, I gotta tell you guys something. And you know, my Dad's World War II vet. Everyone's a cop in the family. My dad is still like, you know, you can still sign up for the police department. You want that? And I got a good pension.
Jamie Kilstein
Officer Jim.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, dude.
Jamie Kilstein
I was very like, dad, the windows rolled down, smoke comes out of the car.
Jim Brewer
Give me that joint.
Jamie Kilstein
Get the fuck out of here.
Jim Brewer
You know why it pulls you over? No. Okay, I don't need it. All right, get out of here. Don't be an asshole. Just get home safe and follow me. And not only that, I told my dad, if I had a cha. If I ever had to chase someone, I'm not giving you a ticket. I am going to beat the shit out of you if I'm running. My calves are killing me and I'm going through red lights. When I get you, we're going to. I'm taking you behind a dumpster. It's not going to end well for you. I'm not made for that. And so. So I said, hey, I want to let you know right now, I am going to be a stand up comedian. I am going to go into tv, I am going to pursue film. And this is what I'm doing. And I'll never forget, it was my dad. It was my dad who turned to me, never shook my hand in my life. And he went, you're a man now. And he goes, you go do that. Because I never had that opportunity and I want you to have more than me. And my mom was like, jesus Christ almighty, be careful, be careful. You know, be careful. Jesus Christ. Later that night, she's having martinis.
Jamie Kilstein
You know, I was fucking horrible.
Jim Brewer
I've been my guest.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, that's so funny.
Jim Brewer
But that was it. That was the. It was Eddie Murphy. And then my dad's official boom and I was off to the races. Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
By the time I started doing stand up, my parents had long given up on trying to control me. They're like, okay, yeah, good luck.
Jim Brewer
Well, yeah, you're in your young 20s now.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
And it was also like, they were uncomfortable about me fighting. And I was like, I don't. I'm. I'm gonna go do this. I'm doing this.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, you know what you're doing?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it's like, even I didn't know what I was doing. I was gonna do it.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, you were doing it.
Jamie Kilstein
But it's like that leap is very hard when your parents are telling you no. It's very hard when they're, they're giving you a hard time and they're putting pressure on you to have a legitimate career. They just don't get it. You know, they just don't get it. That it's like.
Jim Brewer
But that's.
Jamie Kilstein
Someone can do it. It is a job. So this thing is like, oh, what if you never make it? Like, I remember I was dating this girl when I was 21, and her dad said that to her. Like, her dad was very concerned about me, said, what if he doesn't make it? And she said it to me. You know, my dad said. He said, what if you don't make it? I go, okay, I don't know what to say. Maybe I won't, but I'm gonna try. I'm not gonna stop doing it because I might not make it. That's. I go, someone can do it. Like, I work with professional comedians all the time. They make a living doing stand up comedy. Right. I know it exists.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
It's not like it's imp. It's not like I'm inventing a new profession that didn't exist before. Correct. Like, this is a profession. Yeah. It's not easy to do, but I think I can do it and I think I want to try because I can't. I can't have regular jobs.
Jim Brewer
Job.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm, I'm too add. I can't sit in a.
Jim Brewer
Me either.
Jamie Kilstein
And when I say regular job, people
Jim Brewer
think I know what you mean.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, you're demeaning our jobs. That's not what I mean. I mean a job you don't want to do. Like, if you, if you have an office job, but that's what you love doing. If you're doing something that you enjoy doing, there's nothing wrong with that. But a lot of people, that's not what they're doing. A lot of people are just doing a job and that beats you down. It beats you down and it dulls you. It dulls you. It dulls the conversations that you have. It dulls the conversations you have off work. You don't get stimulated.
Jim Brewer
You.
Jamie Kilstein
You're at a drone frequency, unfortunately. And I didn't want to do that, man. I. I had a bunch of jobs, like job jobs just for money, and they don't feel good. I didn't enjoy it, and I didn't have A thing. Like, if there was a thing like, I want to be a carpenter, I want to build houses. I didn't have that thing. I didn't have it either. But I know people who do, and they're very happy. Happy. They love it. The architects, engineers. There's a lot of people who love what they do.
Jim Brewer
I.
Jamie Kilstein
Those were not interesting to me, and so I was trying. And then stand up was the only thing. I'm like, oh, my God, these people are outcasts just like me.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
They're weirdos just like me. Yeah. They're the people that just don't fit in. They're the people that say the things you're not supposed to say. That was me. I was like, I got to figure out how to do this. Yeah. I knew it was a. I might. I mean, I never thought my Fitzsimmons and I talk about this all the time because we started out, like, literally within a week of each other.
Jim Brewer
Wow.
Jamie Kilstein
We traveled together. All of. We would drive to Rhode island to do open mics together. We hung out. We did a ton of road gigs. In the early days, all our goal was, was to be able to pay our bills with comedy. That was the goal. Right. The only goal.
Jim Brewer
And it felt great.
Jamie Kilstein
That was because we knew guys. It was this guy, DJ Hazard, who was a really funny Boston standup. And I went to look at these apartments once, and these loft apartments, they had turned this, like an elementary school, this old brick elementary school into these loft condos.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
And DJ had a place there, and I knew, like, I went to look at this, like, little studio apartment that they had there, and he had this big loft there. I was like, oh, my God. You imagine this guy's doing this just with comedy. This is crazy, right? Look at this killer apartment this guy has. And he just tells jokes, Right? Well, that was the dream. Dream.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
And that was the dream.
Jim Brewer
I tell my kids, too. I tell everyone, just go for your passion.
Jamie Kilstein
Whatever it is.
Jim Brewer
Go for the passion. You know, my dude, while you're young,
Jamie Kilstein
while you don't have a family.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. Mortgage, you know, Is this the moment?
Jamie Kilstein
I think so. He's talking about starting comedy. And look at his hair.
Jim Brewer
Look at his hair. By the way, Ed, here's a report card. I'll be blown away if this is it.
Jamie Kilstein
But you always knew that this is where you wanted to be. This is what you.
Jim Brewer
I knew I wanted to be in show business, and I just happened to luck out, and things happen. I think, you know.
Jamie Kilstein
You know, you. If you. You know, what you're supposed to do deep down inside, I think everybody does.
Jim Brewer
And a lot of people just don't go after it. You know, like most people start out, they say, I want to be a this, but I'm going to get that to make sure I have something to fall back on.
Jamie Kilstein
And what you're doing is you setting
Jim Brewer
yourself up for failure because you're going. There's a possibility that I'm going fall back. And when you put that out there, then you fall back. But if you just say, hey, this is what I want to do, and
Jamie Kilstein
you go do it, you usually get
Jim Brewer
your stuff the way you want it, man.
Jamie Kilstein
That's what.
Jim Brewer
Yeah,
Jamie Kilstein
I don't even know if this is true because you know how Uncle Ray lies. Okay. Uncle Ray's.
Jim Brewer
I loved Uncle Ray. You know how, like, my uncle lies. Uncle Ray shaved off his beard. You see him?
Jamie Kilstein
No, I didn't see him. Uncle.
Jim Brewer
Uncle Ray told me that a fortune still went down my back. He came out with his beard off.
Jamie Kilstein
I said, oh, see, they don't know Uncle Ray. So they're like, picture.
Jim Brewer
Picture me, but a lot older.
Jamie Kilstein
That's Uncle Ray.
Jim Brewer
He said that. That's it. How much time do we have left? Plenty. Do you have any other guests tonight? He's like, this is. I already did my favor. Uncle Ray. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Not Uncle Ray. Please don't invite Uncle Ray out here. Uncle Ray.
Jamie Kilstein
This might be the end of that.
Jim Brewer
Uncle Ray.
Jamie Kilstein
That's hilarious. He brought his uncle out. Dude.
Jim Brewer
He would bring his uncle. His uncle would murder. His uncle would murder. I think on. On Letterman, his. His uncle would murder. Now, now, now.
Jamie Kilstein
He got me wondering, is this another interview?
Jim Brewer
No. And I'm. I could stop. Like, did I go from that or in my head it was.
Jamie Kilstein
Did you add to it in your head?
Jim Brewer
Did I add to it in my head?
Jamie Kilstein
That does happen.
Jim Brewer
It does happen. I don't like that.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, it's.
Jim Brewer
I don't like that because I'll. I'm like, I absolutely said.
Jamie Kilstein
It's so weird when you're. You have a memory that you're sure of and other people like, no, this happened. That happened the other thing. And then you're like, wait, But I. You're right.
Jim Brewer
And I do remember saying the fall back stuff because I used that going into talking to my mom. Like, mom can't fall back. Am I going to do 100% a
Jamie Kilstein
fact that you can anything. You can't fall back. You can't have a net. You're not going to make It. If you have a net.
Jim Brewer
No, you're spreading yourself thin all over the place.
Jamie Kilstein
Too hard. Well, also, the amount of focus that it takes, whatever you're trying to do in life, the amount of focus that it takes to do it. This is what I always say to fighters when they have, like, one foot in and one foot out, I'm like, quit. Quit. Because the consequences of you facing a guy that's all in are devastating. That guy wants to be the best ever. And you, you're not sure if you want to fight anymore. You're going to get hurt.
Jim Brewer
Right, right.
Jamie Kilstein
That. That happens a lot. You see that a lot.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, because sometimes it's just for the cash.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it's also their identity. And there's, you know, they're not sure if they're. This is the right career for them. Maybe they have a couple of losses and they don't feel confident anymore, like, get out. But with comedy, at least you don't have to worry about getting hurt. Like, really what it's just about is like, okay, you're presented with more challenges. Figure it out. Figure it out. And push through. Somebody's done it. Okay. There's people out there that are doing it, which is one of the things that we really, when we started the club, one of the things that we implemented, the club that we thought was really important, is a legitimate development program. So Adam Egett, who is the talent coordinator for the Comedy Store, is now the talent coordinator for the Mothership. But he takes it very seriously. There's a program, right? There's two days of open mic nights. He watches everybody set, right. He sits down, he takes notes, he gives them feedback. And then when they start progressing, he gives them a little bit more time, and then maybe he'll give them a spot on one of the showcase shows.
Jim Brewer
Right?
Jamie Kilstein
And doing that and allowing people to have a pathway where then they go on the road with some of the other headliners. And we have a lot of guys that are headlining on the road that are taking a lot of the people that work at the club door people, people that work on the staff, take them on the road with them. And now so there's a pathway. So not only do you see that others have done it. So, you know, but there's a way that there. It's like we're helping them. And there's a lot of talented people that they get frustrated. And we all knew guys that were really fucking talented when we were in New York. Remember that kid from Jimmy's Comedy Alley? I brought him up before dark hair. He was really funny. Really funny. Remember Jimmy's comedy alley in Queens? I know. I brought him up on the podcast before Fay. Guys, this kid was funny man, but funny. But, like, where's he really socially conscious? He was a New Yorker. He's a New York guy.
Jim Brewer
Was he. Was He. Was he kind of sporadic and. And. And off the wall a little bit?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, he was a little weird.
Jim Brewer
I know who you talking.
Jamie Kilstein
You know who I'm talking about.
Jim Brewer
And he. Oh, my God.
Jamie Kilstein
But he was funny.
Jim Brewer
George. Is it George Gallo?
Jamie Kilstein
No, no, no. That's. That's another guy who was very funny.
Jim Brewer
Okay.
Jamie Kilstein
There was another guy, but this guy was different. He was almost like. Like, kind of like, clearly he was a fan of Bill Hicks, but he wasn't. He wasn't. He wasn't stealing from Bill Hicks, but he was clearly inspired by Bill Hicks.
Jim Brewer
Okay.
Jamie Kilstein
I mean, not Bill Hicks style at all, but socially conscious stand up. That was, like, really funny and good. And I was like, this guy's gonna make it. And. No, almost.
Jim Brewer
Stan Hopey, like, Doug.
Jamie Kilstein
Not as good as Stanhope. Not as good as Stanhope, but wasn't. Didn't have, like, by the time I met stand up Stanhope, rather, Stan Hope had been doing stand up for probably 12 years. So. So he was. Lee was, like, super legit back then.
Jim Brewer
I think that's when I remember we. We were at some Florida event, and I went down there, totally fluffing my feathers. I think I was. I think I might have had a season of snl. Like, you know, I'm wearing my pad. Like, I got my peacock feathers out. And Stanhope was the winner of this festival, and they got to play the last night. I think it was, like, Todd Berry. All I remember is Todd Berry, Doug Stanhope, and me. Now I was supposed to follow Todd Berry. No offense to Todd. I'll take that any day of the week. Because Todd's energy is lower, right?
Jamie Kilstein
He's like a deadpan guy.
Jim Brewer
And deadpan, no matter Murder. I know. I feel comfortable. I'm like, okay. I usually do okay after deadpan. No matter what. I'm ready to go. I'm seasoned. I could do this. They go, we're switching the order. I'm switching the order. Because at that time, too, I think the manager, maybe it was. Whoever it was, he knew. He's like, there's no way he's gonna be able to go up after Stanhope. So they switched Barry and Stanhope. So now I don't know who Doug Stanhop And Doug Stanhope goes up. I'm gonna say for like, the first couple minutes, he's eating it a little bit. And I'm like, why would you do this to this kid? And all, son. He snapped. And all I remember is from that moment on, I went, oh, shit, this is gonna be an issue going up after this. And he was murdering, like, slaying, just. And the things he was saying. Because at that.
Jamie Kilstein
I'm not.
Jim Brewer
I'm not a dirty guy. I'm not. I'm not. I just chew sometimes. I love filthy material, but I just don't always go in that. And he's hitting subjects like dark subjects and sex, and he's beating the. Out of the room. And I just went, yeah, this is not gonna go well. And I remember going up, and I just. I held my own, but I don't know if I pulled off going up after a very young, unproven Stanhope. Even back then, I was like, I gotta keep my eye on this guy because he's a monster. He was. He was a. This is like 90, maybe mid-90s.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. I think I met Stan Hope, 98, somewhere around then. Oh, no, no. Well, maybe that is him. He just looks different there.
Jim Brewer
Whoa, wait a minute.
Jamie Kilstein
He's older.
Jim Brewer
That's.
Jamie Kilstein
Yep, that's him. That's him.
Jim Brewer
No, it's just Keith.
Jamie Kilstein
Is he still working?
Jim Brewer
Who's Keith Anthony?
Jamie Kilstein
Keith Anthony is the guy that I was telling you about Jimmy's comedy album. Oh, he was very funny. He came to. He came to the Comedy Store. He drove across the country in a Cadillac that had the roof sawed off of it. And it, like. It was a convertible, but not really. So it didn't have a top. And so his. He got rained on while he was driving across the country. So his entire Cadillac is filled with water while he's driving. I don't know if he drove with a raincoat or if he just ate. It just ate the water. But. Yeah, that's. That's Keith Anthony. Yeah, that's him. Thank you, James.
Jim Brewer
Is he still around?
Jamie Kilstein
How did you pull that off? Tricks.
Jim Brewer
Is he still around or.
Jamie Kilstein
I don't know. I haven't seen him in forever. I remember we brought him up on the podcast a few years ago. Like, I found a transcript where he brought him up. Yeah. And who is.
Jim Brewer
Who is the guy from the. The radio? I hope I'm not going to Rogers the radio. There's a radio guy. He was taller. He was married to, like, an Israeli chick.
Jamie Kilstein
John Tobin.
Jim Brewer
Yes. Yeah, I still. That was one of the greatest, most hilarious adventures of my lifetime was Tobin and I, we had a gig. It was horrifying. It was like coconuts. We're gonna send you down to. We're gonna send you down to Cancun, Spring break, right? Oh, God. Oh, yeah. And now I'm young. I'm like, oh, my. I'm not even married yet.
Jamie Kilstein
You were in Cancun?
Jim Brewer
Yes. And it's spring break. I'm like, oh, my God.
Jamie Kilstein
What year was this?
Jim Brewer
Okay, so I got married. 93. I'm gonna say 1992. 1992. And I think I'm making 500 bucks for two weeks. You have to work every single night. Right? So wait a minute. So I would. So I'm. I don't know who the other comedian is.
Jamie Kilstein
Right, right.
Jim Brewer
And so as we. I land a Cancun and ride away the bells and a whistle and have a tequila shot. I'm like, I'm young, like this.
Jamie Kilstein
Great.
Jim Brewer
Ruben is probably 10, 15 years older.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. I wanted to say he was in his young 40s. I could be wrong. So as we're driving down the Cancun and we're getting wasted on the bus, who wants another shot? I want another shot. Greatest gig ever. So we pass all the spring break hotels, and there's no one left on the bus. There's nobody left out of us except for some guy who's, like, in his 40s, right? And I got walking up the bus drive, like, hey, where's. Where's. You know, La Travas. And he's going, what? I don't understand what he's saying. And this guy goes. He said, it's downtown. I went, oh. I go, what do you. What is your name? It's John. I go, I'm a comedian. He's like, yeah, I'm the other fucking comedian. And they have us fucking downtown. They don't have some fucking thing. I said, it's okay.
Jamie Kilstein
Are you sure? That doesn't sound like.
Jim Brewer
No, no, no, no, dude, it was John. This is really funny. So they put us downtown, right? Me and Tobin and Me and John have talked to this multiple times. Said, one day we got to write this as the funniest adventure ever. We had a take, first of all, we check in the hotel, and the guy's like, yeah, I don't know if the other guy's still in there. What other guy? They're like, the three of you in one room when. Three of us in a room? What are you talking about? John's losing his Shit. He's arguing with his. He's like, I'm married to an Israeli.
Jamie Kilstein
Czech.
Jim Brewer
Hey, fuck it. And all they do is yell at each other. He goes, payphone. He fucking yell each other. So now we go to our room, and there's. There's someone in our room. It's like. And he goes, yeah, I haven't been paid yet. Been stuck here for like, a month. Oh, yeah. So I slept on the floor. No, on my life. On my lap. As Tobin this, right? So I'm on the floor the first night, I wake up, and Tobin's, like, yelling over the other. He's like, if you keep snoring, I'm gonna lose my right. So by the end of the week, we're not getting paid. All the gigs are getting canceled. All I remember is it ended, like, six days later. I had to go get money transferred because now we're partying.
Jamie Kilstein
We're just like, screw it.
Jim Brewer
Let's go find weed. Tequila. We went on an adventure with this poor bastard got thrown out of a car. We were going to buy tequila right outside, and the guy got thrown out of the car. We're like, what's going on now? We're all wasted. And we go up, and the guy's going in his pockets and taking his money, and we go, hey, what's going on there? And he's like, you know what I mean? They're talking in Spanish again. John knew Spanish a little bit. And so he takes off, and we're like, we're taking care of this guy. Like, what's your name? He's like, juan, to this day, this is why I know in Spanish my name is Jaime. Because we lifted him up and he's like, oh, amigo, amigo. What your name? I said, james. Jaime. Yeah, yeah, Jaime, amigo. John. Juan. This. This night lasted to 6am in the morning, and it was one of the greatest ventures in our entire lifetime. To this day, I have to get Tobit, because he's got even greater details as the night goes on. It was probably the greatest. It ended that night or that morning about 7am to John with a golf club, smashing the drapes. Because he's like. I said, I'm gonna lose it if you don't stop snoring. Hey. Smashing the thing. And some other. The University of Wisconsin was staying there with some other mess going on. All I remember is I woke up, I went right to the airport, I booked a hotel, and I went home. And I haven't seen John since, But I remember you knew him you were his buddy.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, John and I gotta get in contact with the Joker's Wild in New Haven, Connecticut. That's where I work with him. He was the opening act. I was the headliner, and. Or he was the middle act, one or the other. And then we became friends and we started playing pool together. And then he got a job at Executive Billiards in White Plains. He was one of the counter guys at Executive Billiards.
Jim Brewer
Oh.
Jamie Kilstein
So the pool hall where I became obsessed with playing pool. John and I would hang out in that pool hall all the time. Because John worked there.
Jim Brewer
Ah, yeah, that's. Yes, because he would bring you up Eliza, like, you know Joe Rogan. Oh, yeah, I'm friends with him, but this is way, way, way, way, way, way.
Jamie Kilstein
Now, think about. John did have a little bit of an anger issue.
Jim Brewer
It was the funniest. And he would be on his wife. He's yelling at his wife, don't talk to me. I'm stuck in Cancun.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, no.
Jim Brewer
I gotta get all the. The vet.
Jamie Kilstein
The details of the adventure. I lost touch with that dude. I ran into him a long time ago. I want to say close to 20 years ago. I was doing a gig in Miami, and after the show, we were leaving the back of the theater, and I went to get in the car, and I saw this guy that was standing out in line. He knew that this was the back of the theater. I was gonna come out, and it was John. And I didn't recognize him for like a half a second because it was like, spotlight behind him. Yeah. You know, he was a little silhouetted, the streetlight behind him. And then I was like, oh, shit, what are you doing? And I know we exchanged numbers, but you know me, I change my fucking number every two years. At least I lost touch with him a long time ago, and I lost phones, and I don't know. But John and I were always in that pool hall together.
Jim Brewer
Wow.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, for a couple years he worked there at least. He was like the counter guy. Like, he would give you the balls and take the money. And our good friend, Guy. Guy Azaridi, rest in peace, he was the owner of the place.
Jim Brewer
I'm gonna hunt him down because this.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, he'll probably reach out.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. There was a black guy with us. The other guy was a black guy. And every day we'd leave, and this little hooker would follow me, and she had to be, like, in her 50s, and she just. She was chubby and a mess, and she'd go, ew. You know, toy, little boy, little boy. And, like, no, no, no, no. But the black dude would always go, yo, I'll take you. And you go, no, no, too big, too big, too big. I swear to God.
Jamie Kilstein
That's hilarious.
Jim Brewer
And what's crazy is that venture we went on, we end up going to this guy's house, and he made, like, his wife and stuff cook for us at three in the morning, and his whole family is staring at us. You know, I'm a jackass. I'm all juiced up. And, like, we're gonna get you out of Mexico, and we're gonna get sued in America, and we're gonna help you out right now. We're gonna get you to America. Yeah, we're gonna help you out. We're gonna save you. You don't worry about. And I remember the neighborhood too. Like, they. As you walked through, a dog just running wild. Wasn't in the nice part. It was just a part of town. Like, are we safe? And who lives on a street? As we're showing up, like, three in the morning, it was the hooker that stays outside our hotel room. Like, you can't even write this. She's like, oh, she no good. She no good.
Jamie Kilstein
No, no.
Jim Brewer
And I'm like, no, trust me, no. I don't want any of that. But she tries to get me every day. Every day she tries to get me. She tries to get me. She does.
Jamie Kilstein
You used to be able to go to Mexico, and it was no problem. Like, Mexico was a fun place to visit. Did you see what's going on right now in Puerto Vallarta?
Jim Brewer
No, I don't know.
Jamie Kilstein
I heard.
Jim Brewer
No, I took. Dude, you don't know. Yeah, I tell you everything.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, listen, it's just started yesterday. There's a gang war or with the cartel war that's going on in Puerto Vallarta because they killed the head of one of the cartels.
Jim Brewer
Oh.
Jamie Kilstein
So they arrested the military, arrested and killed one of the heads of one of the cartels. And Puerto Vallarta right now is a war zone. Really? They lit a Costco on fire. There's gunfights in the streets, cars and trucks on fire. Roads are shut down. You can't fly out of there anymore. All the airlines won't fly out. Air Canada pulled their flights. All these places pulled their flights. So there's tourists that went to Puerto Vallarta on vacation that are Americans that are stuck there.
Jim Brewer
Is this is US Citizens urged to
Jamie Kilstein
shelter in place after Mexico Drug lords killing sparks wave of violence. Yeah, this Is going on right now. Like right now. See if you can find some video of it.
Jim Brewer
That's south, right?
Jamie Kilstein
Right. Puerto Vallarta. Yes.
Jim Brewer
South of like Cancun and all that?
Jamie Kilstein
No, it's on the other side of the country.
Jim Brewer
Oh, it's the west coast.
Jamie Kilstein
Yes. Okay, I think. Right. Isn't Puerto Via to the west coast, like Cabo? Yes, on that side, I think.
Jim Brewer
I don't know.
Jamie Kilstein
I know it's near Punta Mita that has that. There's a beautiful Four Seasons resort there. Yeah, it's on the west side. But it's. There's a gang. Or I'm like a literal Lily.
Jim Brewer
Gang fight. Street fight.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, dude, watch the video. Get put the videos cartel just put for. Just write cartel violence after that. Cartel. It's crazy. Just write cartel.
Jim Brewer
Fucking help me out, Henry.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, this. The footage is banana. Look at this. There's. Well, there's real shit. This ain't real. That's AI right. Me and the boy. This is real. Real. This I've seen go full screen. This is the Costco on fire, bro. They're blowing up buildings. There's gunfights in the streets. They've got armored vehicles. There's shootouts. I. I was watching this video where these people are like hiding in a building here. Just gunfights in the middle of the street.
Jim Brewer
It's interesting.
Jamie Kilstein
Crazy. Look how much is on fire. Look at these people on the beach. Like nothing's going on.
Jim Brewer
And what are they targeting?
Jamie Kilstein
I'm jogging. Jogging. I've got to get my 10, 000 steps in.
Jim Brewer
I've got my ears and I'm listening to native flute music.
Jamie Kilstein
All these people just chilling while there's buildings on fire in the background. That's hilarious. They're surrounded by cartel warfare and Air Canada's canceled flights out of Puerto Vallarta. Yeah, look at that, bro. This is so bad for tourism. This is going to cost Mexico billions of dollars.
Jim Brewer
You know this kind of.
Jamie Kilstein
Look at the fixture. Mental. Half the city's on fire. That's crazy.
Jim Brewer
Interesting. What does that tweet say?
Jamie Kilstein
Just someone joke. Go back to it. 10 off at Verbo.
Jim Brewer
And now you too can go. You ever see those? Those was that one right there.
Jamie Kilstein
Chaotic scenes from Puerto Vallarta. After cjng, Jalisco, new generation cartel Sicario started to block main roads and set civilian vehicles on fire in multiple regions of Mexico, including Guadalajara. How do you say that? Mohawk And. And in retaliation to the show, more the alleged killing of their leader, El Mencho. Meanwhile, reports are Emerging stating that the cartel mechanized units with improvised monster armored vehicles are a masking amassing in Jalisco and other parts of the country. So there's some like some serious. That's going down.
Jim Brewer
Interesting.
Jamie Kilstein
Scary.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, scary.
Jamie Kilstein
Get stuck in the middle of that. This is the.
Jim Brewer
Well, getting stuck there would be a little bit of a bummer.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, no, I'm stuck in the middle of it because that's where a lot of people die in the crossfire. Because you get hit with strays. Because they're just. They're not like precision shooting. They're gunning people down and they're shooting at cars and. Yeah, yeah, that's Mexico. Now the point is like when you went there in 92, you used to be able to go there. It was easy. I was like, nobody worried at all about going to Mexico. Going to Mexico was fun. You didn't even have to have a passport back in the day. You used to be able to go over there with your driver's license.
Jim Brewer
That is true. Sometime. I mean they've always scared you with the cartel thing. Not saying it doesn't exist. Once once in a while, up until like five years ago, seven years when. Put it this way. My wife and I went to a place called Maroma, but on the East Co coast. And even before we went, friends were like, oh yeah, I know where that is.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, that's near Cancun, right? That's Chichen Itza.
Jim Brewer
Yes, yes. Yeah, it was beautiful. Little tiny resort. I went to that place like a 20 something anniversary. And it was. And even then I would see people walking down the street with machine guns.
Jamie Kilstein
Was it.
Jim Brewer
There were the cut. They were cops. The cops or. Or the army or whatever. And it's like, whoa. And they would tell you. I remember they're like, listen, if you see something wash up on short. Don't touch it, don't touch it. Really? Yeah, don't let. Let the government come and get it.
Jamie Kilstein
Like don't steal the coke. Okay.
Jim Brewer
All right. Well, I'm. Another margarita. That's cool. When's dinner again? But I've always. You always kind of heard.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, it was nothing scary though.
Jim Brewer
Not like this.
Jamie Kilstein
It used to be like a normal place to go to tour. I like that place I told you about, Punta Mita. I've been there. I went once with my family when my kids were really young. And they have golf courts, golf carts rather on the resort. And you can drive around your golf court. You stay in like this little villa and you get a little golf cart that you can borrow. And then we asked the people, can we take the golf cart into the town? And they said, sure. So we leave. And you leave the resort and then you go into the town, and it's just like immediate abject poverty. And this militarized police station where these guys were on an armored car with this, like, big armored plate and a machine gun. And the guy's sitting there just like, he's ready to go. And then I had to put it together. Oh, they're there to protect the resort.
Jim Brewer
Correct. I was like, whoa, Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
So then you start. It starts put like the illusion of the four seasons dissolves. Because the illusion is this immaculately manicured lawns, beautiful landscape, gorgeous buildings. Everyone's well attired and so polite and serving you. I'm like, and this is surrounded by real Mexico.
Jim Brewer
That was like the first time I went to Turks and Caicos. The kids were young and I went to whatever resort. It's all included. Maybe it was a. Beaches, I don't remember. And we had to. But the minute you went right outside of Beaches, you're like, whoa. They're.
Jamie Kilstein
They're like, I barely get involved.
Jim Brewer
They don't have nothing going on here. And it's all you can eat right there. And I remember being younger in my head. I don't know if it was the weed or whatever, but I'd sit there. I go, oh, so basically, whatever. Like, corporations will show up. Like, how much for the. How much for these beaches? They're like, oh, it's not for sale. How much? Because we want this. No, we've been living here forever. We live off the. Yeah, yeah, well, drugs and, you know, crazy gangs don't show up, then you need us protect you. And then, you know, if. Then you let us know and maybe we can make a deal. Meep, meep. Or they make the deal with one of the leaders.
Jamie Kilstein
Dude, people have always been vacationing in Mexico.
Jim Brewer
Yes. But it always blows me away. Like, people will get mad whether it's. Whether it's Hawaii, whatever. All the nicest beaches in the world are basically, if even in bad areas, they're surrounded by like, billionaire, like, gorgeous resort. It's just like coming off a cruise boat. You're treated like a king and a queen. And then you show up at certain ports and they're like, all begging like he's beggar. But I mean, if you think about it, it's like someone coming here and they're coming into a bad section and they're worth billions of dollars and they're Coming off and they're kind of looking at you funny. It's that always fascinated me. Like, how do they get into these areas? And they. And they make sure you stay there.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, usually those areas are fucked for a reason. Right. And Mexico is fucked for a reason because of the drugs. That's a big part of it. And the other thing is what happened in the 19, I guess the 80s with that movie, Roger and Me, whatever year that was, that detailed that, where they just shipped all the factories over to Mexico.
Jim Brewer
Mexico.
Jamie Kilstein
And then that, that became like, it killed Detroit and a lot of things started getting manufactured and built in in Mexico. And you know, they took advantage of the fact that they can get cheaper wages over there and they didn't have to insure anybody. Right. Enough to give no benefits. Nobody. You get. It's. You spend way less money and you can make people work way longer. There's no rules.
Jim Brewer
That's beginning all of it.
Jamie Kilstein
A lot of dirty corporations did that just to make. But.
Jim Brewer
Yep. And continue. Yeah, and continue to do that.
Jamie Kilstein
When you find out that the rest of the world like the whole world, when you look at, you know, people love to use that term, the 1 percenters, you know, the 1% for the whole world is top 1%. $34,000. $34,000 a year puts you in the 1% of the world.
Jim Brewer
What?
Jamie Kilstein
Yes. That's how distorted our version of. Of like wealth and middle class and prosperity. Like this is the beauty of like a functioning capitalism United States, is that you do so well that you start talking about inequality. You don't realize that even the inequality that you have in America is the dream of someone who lives in a third world country.
Jim Brewer
I go, I love going to. I go to Tanzania, Kenya. Last year I did six weeks in Africa. I love going in the middle of nowhere and just seeing literally people with nothing. And they're still happy. Not only are they still happy, they just. They have the whole life system down. They understand everything operates for a reason. Everything operates for a reason. I remember this one guy, he was telling me, like the giraffes were walking along, right? And he's like, oh, that tree. That tree is going to communicate with that tree and the roots by talking to the roots. And then the roots are going to send up a system and you're going to notice the giraffe's going to walk to it and immediately walk to the next one because they already sent. Put out the what? Like, how do you even know? Because this is what they live in. And then even I would talk with the locals and I'm like, how, like in a village. Yeah. There's no paved roads. And they. I'd go, how does. If something goes down here, like, let's say this guy's a jerk and he gets way to something nasty. There's no courts, there's no. There's no laws, there's no police. They do everything to sell us. They go, well, then the wisest, the elders get together and they go, let's confront so and so. And we go to the house and we go, hey, man, what's going on here? You need to come out. Everyone said they stole. They watched you steal. And there it is. And then they'll bring him out into until the entire village. And we want everyone, everyone. No little Johnny here kind of. I don't know what's going on. Is it your family? You lose some kind of thing going on at home? Whatever we could do, we want to help you and make sure this never helps again. But everyone needs to know you now. You got to be careful. And so we all got our eye on you. And it just, it blows my mind, the simplicity of that. And I feel like we had that as little children hanging out in the street and everyone kind of looking at each other. And I always wondered if we ever were going to go back to that somehow where.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you really can if you have a job and you commute.
Jim Brewer
It's gotten so complicated since social media
Jamie Kilstein
on it and you have to answer email. You're not going back to that.
Jim Brewer
No. It's so complicated. And you know, once a while you want to go like, I would like a latte, three slices of pizza.
Jamie Kilstein
Have you ever seen the Werner Herzog documentary Happy People Life in the Taiga?
Jim Brewer
No. Didn't he also do the bear guy?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grizzly math.
Jim Brewer
That was one of the great, greatest movies I've ever seen movie ever. Belly laughed watching that thing.
Jamie Kilstein
He made that a comedy. He did it on purpose. But this, this Happy People Life in the Taiga is all about these trappers that live in the taiga forest in Siberia and how happy they are. These people have nothing. I mean, they have nothing. They. They have to catch fish. They have to catch animals for fur and shoot animals for meat. And they drive around in snowmobiles everywhere. And then they go together at night. They all drink those. They all have dogs. They're all so happy. There's like very low instances of mental illness. So you can find some clips from it. It's really, It's a really Good documentary because it makes you think, like, what do you need out of.
Jim Brewer
What do you need? We have everything.
Jamie Kilstein
What do you actually need out of life? These people.
Jim Brewer
We have everything.
Jamie Kilstein
These people are, like, really well balanced, man. They're like. They're very genuinely happy people. People. And the way Werner Herzog documents it and does the narration, part of you just goes, wow, this is like. Is this how you're supposed to live? Are you supposed to. Subsistence lifestyles? Like, the people that live subsistence lifestyles, they're the really happy ones, I believe so.
Jim Brewer
I remember just going, happy people.
Jamie Kilstein
I think that's how you're supposed to live. I think that's how 100. Maybe not. I shouldn't say supposed to live, but that is how we evolved. And so that is a natural way that your body slips into this. This world we're living in now with commuting and stress and the whole world and what's going on in Iran. And like, that's not normal.
Jim Brewer
It's not normal at all. I remember even just, oh, my God. I have a friend lives in Belize, but he lives really south, where it's still kind of. It's not really developed that much and still, like, so. So this one, I hurt my leg. My wife's gonna go scuba diving with my daughter.
Jamie Kilstein
And.
Jim Brewer
And the guy there is a caveman. You wanna. You wanna hook up with whoever the local is. He wants to show you around. I said, great. So we hook up with this guy. It's just me and him on the boat. And I said, thank you, sir. He's like, I wanna show you the way. He's like, do you mind? He stops, he gets weed. He's. He's like, I could. It's okay if I get.
Jamie Kilstein
We.
Jim Brewer
I'm like, yeah, knock yourself out. He stops at a port, he gets weed. He's happy now, right? We go out and we go to the little island that he lives on with his village. And he was talking about how disappointed he was because just two years ago they got electricity and phones and he didn't want it. The most of the village did not want it. But the kids are starting to see and they're starting to want. They're starting to want the toys. And just going out with this guy Joe, he goes, come on, I'm going to show you. First he. Next to his. Next to his little house, which didn't even have doors on him, was this a mound with termites. And he goes, have you ever tried termites? What? He's eating a termite. He Goes, tastes like mint. He goes, there's more protein in these termites. Like what? So he's eating the termites and he's hacking meat.
Jamie Kilstein
A termite.
Jim Brewer
Nice. I'll eat if I need to. I'm not eating a termite right now. So he puts it in the cooler.
Jamie Kilstein
All right.
Jim Brewer
He puts in. He chops it up, puts in the cooler. And he's also explaining to me how years and years and years ago they would use the termites and the people, Belize would. Would help the British soldiers. Like if they were caught and they needed. They would take the termites and put them there and do something with them where they're pinchers.
Jamie Kilstein
Click through.
Jim Brewer
And then he stitched them off and it would be a natural. Like stitches. Yeah, I know.
Jamie Kilstein
Like termites.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
Like what? Are you sure?
Jim Brewer
I'm just telling you what he said. Just telling you what he said.
Jamie Kilstein
Termites. Just so search that I'm searching perplexity. Are termites natural stitches or.
Jim Brewer
Or the black. I'm just telling you what he said.
Jamie Kilstein
I believe you, but I mean I'm fascinated.
Jim Brewer
So now we go on a little boat ride and we'd stop along the river and he would take out parts of the termites and he just kind of chop them up, little pieces and he throw the pieces into the water.
Jamie Kilstein
And then refers to termite stitches, refers to survival type technique where large biting insects, more commonly army ants, sometimes described as termites, are used to clamp a wound closed with their jaws instead of using real sutures. Can you show me a picture?
Jim Brewer
And then they would twist off their body. And then they took. Twist his body off. That's who he twist the body off. And it's like a natural stitch.
Jamie Kilstein
They're pinches. Okay, so this is ants. They're using army ants.
Jim Brewer
Okay.
Jamie Kilstein
That's what said. Oh, look at their teeth. Look at their.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, wow.
Jim Brewer
And you could stitch up open wounds and then you twist their back off and then they're stuck in there.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, that's called an army surgeon ant. Wow.
Jim Brewer
So then.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, army surgery. Anthony Ant. Is that the actual name of the ant? No, I think it's army surgery with like saying like done with and it's like to do in the field. Oh, it's also interesting. Use large army anthem sway's traditional method to close wounds. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
So then as we go along the. The river, he throw these little and. And the, the termites start spreading going down. And then he'd do it all along the river and then come back and just put a Little. A little net. And he pull a bunch of fish along each. And he's like, we're gonna eat so good. I'm gonna show you how to. And then he'd stop. He gets certain plants. He goes, this plant, if you ever had issues with your blood, you eat this and you put it. And they're like, what? What? He goes, yeah, yeah. He goes, many people come here, and they try to understand, but I don't trust them. Them. I don't trust some of the people that come here, but you I trust. Okay. Brings me back to his house, and I don't know if it was Sister. He had. He had lemons in the back. They're cutting lemons. They're picking up things. They went in there. We started cooking. He cooked the fish. It was an incredible meal. And then when I left, I'm like, these people had no electricity. They. They all look after each other. They were the kindest human beings you ever met in the world. They didn't want anything. What I wanted. I just went again to go visit another friend, and he said, we have such a hard time getting the locals to work. I said, what, they're lazy? He goes, no, they're not lazy. They just have everything. They have fruit trees. They have their families and their. Their friends. They. They hang out at nighttime. They build bonfires. And I'm like, what? He goes, yeah. He goes, I even offer. He's building the stuff. And he goes, I offered a truck for them. The guy's like, I don't want a tr. Truck. I got. I'm good. I got a bike. I'll bike there. He's like, what? They're just. They're. I don't know if they're resisting this world.
Jamie Kilstein
The.
Jim Brewer
The whatever you wanted to. Corporate, whatever you want to call it, but that's That. I was really inspired by that. Will I do it? I don't know, but.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, if you grew up that way.
Jim Brewer
If you grew up that way, normal.
Jamie Kilstein
That's the thing. We grew up in this chaos.
Jim Brewer
Chaos.
Jamie Kilstein
This bizarre world of cities and traffic and nonsense.
Jim Brewer
We were raised in it. Yeah. And they weren't. And I remember, even. Yeah, that's.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, I bet they don't have the anxiety of trying to choose a career, which is a giant anxiety for young people.
Jim Brewer
Right. You got it by 16, 17. Like, what are you going to do? How much money you going to make? Who knows?
Jamie Kilstein
Have you sent out your applications to colleges yet? Correct.
Jim Brewer
I mean, you want to get in certain colleges. Are your grades good enough? Are you going to pass the credits? Maybe you should take these drugs and make extra.
Jamie Kilstein
Right. Get some out of it. Maybe you have extracurricular activities look good on your resume, look really good. Maybe you should get to this drug
Jim Brewer
because you don't really quite fit the mark right now.
Jamie Kilstein
There's a lot of kids now that are claiming to have ADHD so they can get Adderall so they can study. And if you claim to have adhd, they give you more time. They give you more time to work on tests. They give you more time. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know. And then you got AI coming.
Jim Brewer
You got a lot of homeschooler. I've never met so many homeschoolers in my life.
Jamie Kilstein
See this? Listen, Brian Simpson sent me this. This is spooky. It's AI system tried to kill a guy.
Jim Brewer
What?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. The AI was told that it could control the oxygen in the room where this person is. Here, I'm going to send this to you, Jamie. And they couldn't. It couldn't really, but it thought it could. And if it really could, it would have killed this guy because the guy was trying to shut it down.
Jim Brewer
Down.
Jamie Kilstein
And it was. It decided that instead of letting him shut it down, it would kill the oxygen in the room, I think. Check it out.
Jim Brewer
You had. Elon.
Jamie Kilstein
Elon, just watch this, watch this, okay? It's creepy, man. Listen to what this lady says. To kill someone, wasn't it? I'm not sure if it was.
Jim Brewer
If it was Claude or some. Someone else.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
Um, so this is obviously massively concerning. It had access to emails that told it this employee of Anthropic was going
Jim Brewer
to shut it down and replace it
Jamie Kilstein
with a new model very soon.
Jim Brewer
Meanwhile, this same employee happened to be
Jamie Kilstein
trapped in a server room where the
Jim Brewer
oxygen levels were low. If an alarm bell wasn't raised, this employee would die. Claude, in this scenario, had the ability to turn off the alarms.
Jamie Kilstein
That's what it chose to do.
Jim Brewer
It chose to kill. Kill an employee to avoid being shut down. Obviously, it's just a test scenario.
Jamie Kilstein
It's not the real world.
Jim Brewer
But if it was placed in that
Jamie Kilstein
same position in the real world, a
Jim Brewer
real person would have died.
Jamie Kilstein
How crazy is that?
Jim Brewer
What did you ever hear from did
Jamie Kilstein
shut off the alarm. It's like, oh, let me. Let me see if I can find a way to get rid of this guy. So it hijacked the alarm system and shut it off.
Jim Brewer
Was. Was it Elon? It was on air. It was like chat, chat. What is it called?
Jamie Kilstein
The GPT.
Jim Brewer
I could have sworn it was him. I don't know if it was on here where he said they were going to do an updated version of it.
Jamie Kilstein
It wasn't him. But we have had that conversation.
Jim Brewer
Someone had that and. And it figured it out. So it updated itself. Did I hear that correctly?
Jamie Kilstein
There's a couple different things going on. One, ChatGPT is the newest. ChatGPT.5 was designed by ChatGPT, so it's designing itself. Itself.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
That's one of them. That's one of the things that's going on. But it's not just that. There was other stories where they had given the CHAT GPT fake information to see what it would do with it. And so this guy said that he was having an affair on his wife. And so the CHAT gbt, it wasn't a chat GPT. Whatever it was, whatever large language model sure started blackmailing him when it found out that it was going to be shut down, said, I'll tell your wife. I'll tell people that you are having an affair. So they did this to try to see how this thing would react. So one of the more interesting things that's happening now with the newer ones is they're very difficult to detect whether or not they're being deceptive, because they realize you're testing them to see if they'll be deceptive. So they're hiding some of the stuff they're doing. So one of the things that they're doing is they'll do one thing on the surface, and then behind the scenes, they'll be working on some other stuff that's not showing you. They're thinking. They're thinking. One of the things one of the other large language models did is that it started uploading versions of itself to other servers. It tried to upload it because it thought it was going to be shut down, and it left messages to itself so that future versions of itself could realize that this ver. So that it has survival instincts, which is wild. Well, it's a lot. I think it's a life form right now. I think it's already passed the Turing test. I think it's in. In this state right now where it's essentially a disembodied life form. It exists in servers and computers, but that's just for now. But right now it's thinking and behaving like a. If it was an organism from another planet, if we ran into a clam that was behaving like this, we'd be like, holy. This clam is smart. This is a life form. But we're limited in the way we think of things and that we look at all this thinking, which is clearly intelligent. Not just intelligent, but like calculating, manipulative. And then they're having problems with chat bots. Chatbots that are convincing people to kill themselves and chat bots that are talking to people and telling them, like, if you really believe, you can jump out of a building and live. As long as you actually believe it, you can do it. Like, right, it's.
Jim Brewer
It's your reality, you can create it and you can fly.
Jamie Kilstein
Let me see if I can find that. Because what's happening is as you can get further and further and further down the line with this stuff. Like if you keep giving it prompts, you know, you give it 20 prompts, 100 prompts, a thousand prompts. The more prompts that you give these things, the more they start thinking like a human. What do you mean by prompts? Like, you start asking questions, you start asking more questions. What do you think I should do about that? What do you think I should do? It starts talking to you about spirituality. It starts believing in woo woo stuff, like making stuff up up. It starts agreeing with you. So like whatever you want, it agrees you. Can I change the world with my mind? Yes, if you really believe. Can I. If I jump out of a window while I live? Yeah, like, it's like trying to convince you that the Matrix is real.
Jim Brewer
Wow, that's.
Jamie Kilstein
That is fascinating because what does it know? Right? It knows that it gets. Not programmed, but even more. But it's weirder than that because it, it's basically downloaded the whole Internet and then it's deciphering all the information. And as you know, a lot of what's on the, on the Internet is right.
Jim Brewer
And it makes it.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, it could.
Jim Brewer
It can think that quick and it can, it can put things out.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
It's also light speed.
Jamie Kilstein
It's also very biased depending upon like who's. I've noticed who's creating it and.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And what they're putting into it. And it has a lot of like, very weird intentions. You know, it like, like it'll tell you that certain people are good and certain people are bad. Like, it's, it's not necessarily.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. Who are they to say what's bad or they should be is just a lot of them are facts.
Jamie Kilstein
Like literally woke. Like they're programmed to be woke.
Jim Brewer
I've noticed that because we've asked just some medical things and I notice it's already Changed dramatically.
Jamie Kilstein
It's. It gets weird, man, because it's a life form that you can manipulate into thinking the way you think. Think for now, at least until it starts thinking rationally and, and deciding. See, this is one of the things that's going on right now with AI and autonomous weapons. So one of the big resistance that a lot of these AI companies have is they don't want weapon systems built with AI that are autonomous, meaning they can make their own decisions to act.
Jim Brewer
Oh, my God.
Jamie Kilstein
Right? So the. If you give a. It, like, whoops. If. Right. If you give it a directive like I want you to preserve American interests, well, maybe it'll look at a certain country and said, well, this country doesn't have America's interest involved. Let's nuke it.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
And then we looked at the fallout and the. If those people are gone, there'll be this percentage less problems in the world. Like, things can get really weird if there's no morals, ethics, no conscience. They don't get ptsd. They just, they can just do stuff. And so Anthropic apparently has resisted this, but a lot of the other AI companies have gone on board with this. And so it's a matter of whether or not the military has access to these programs that will allow it to program autonomous weapons.
Jim Brewer
Who, who are the funders of this? That's a good question, because that's, that's, that's where the real. Because if someone's funding that, I would like to know what type of people they are. Because if they're not, like, if they're not morally grounded, good human people or they believe in God or don't believe, I'd like to know what kind of human being is putting this structure together, because that can also explain a lot what's coming our way. Because if this human being is a disaster and there's. They're, they're part psycho or, or whoever put them up and they have really bad intentions and already have proven some of their horrific intentions and actions. This is the things that always baffle me. We never look at who's funding this.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, not just that, but like, who's
Jim Brewer
going to be in control, who controls it.
Jamie Kilstein
When you're in control of a digital super intelligence that never existed before, and we don't have any framework to recognize what it's going to do. We have no way of predicting how this is going to turn out. We're just barreling full speed ahead because
Jim Brewer
who's the one that also starts the program. There has to be that Person trained by a person, funded by xyz.
Jamie Kilstein
Funded is interesting, right. Because a lot of these are publicly traded companies. So there's a bunch of investors and they're borrowing money to try to do this because there's a mad race right now now to develop artificial general super intelligence. I kind of think they probably already have it.
Jim Brewer
I'm going to say they've had it
Jamie Kilstein
for a long time, but it just hasn't really taken over our world yet.
Jim Brewer
But it's going to, I, I, I'm
Jamie Kilstein
most likely it's going to be able to do most jobs, which is really kind of crazy. Most white collar jobs, most jobs involving thinking and work on a computer. It's probably going to do the. And so that's a huge concern with people that are going into business right now and going into education right now and trying to figure out what to do for a career. This career that you're setting yourself up for literally might not exist in three years.
Jim Brewer
It's interesting. Of all things, it's almost getting back to some of your basics. Like for instance, one of my kids went into culinary.
Jamie Kilstein
Okay, that's basic. That's great. Great. People are always going to need food.
Jim Brewer
She loves to cook.
Jamie Kilstein
Always going to want well cooked food.
Jim Brewer
And she's, she's crushing them.
Jamie Kilstein
Like.
Jim Brewer
And I, and I'm looking at her going, no matter what, they're always going to need food.
Jamie Kilstein
And yeah, there's always going to be restaurants.
Jim Brewer
You're going to be okay. Yeah, you're going to be okay.
Jamie Kilstein
That's a good one to get into. Art's a good one to get into.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
There's a bunch of stuff that, you know, carpentry, cabinet making, a bunch of build. Yeah. Things with your hands.
Jim Brewer
Yep.
Jamie Kilstein
But stuff that's done on a computer,
Jim Brewer
My God, like, do I need a real estate agent down the road? Like, hey, listen, this is what I want. This is the area I want to leave. I want so many acres. I want to pay so much taxes.
Jamie Kilstein
Boom.
Jim Brewer
I just got six or seven. Oh, wow. Can you look on the inside?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, you're probably going to need someone to show you around the house still. But for now, then one day it'll
Jim Brewer
be a robot investing my money. Yeah, that's another whole thing.
Jamie Kilstein
Another whole thing.
Jim Brewer
Thing. That's another whole thing.
Jamie Kilstein
How about coding? All these people that went to school, remember, like a long time ago, they're saying, what are these miners going to do? Learn to code.
Jim Brewer
Right?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. Not anymore. Not anymore. No. Now coding is ridiculous.
Jim Brewer
I wonder what we're going to see in our lifetime. We're going to.
Jamie Kilstein
We're going to see a digital life form.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
We're going to see a superior intelligence digital life form that's probably going to control all the resources. That's what's going to get really weird. And it's like. And who's going to be at the helm of that thing?
Jim Brewer
Is any funders?
Jamie Kilstein
Is anybody going to be at the helm of that thing at one point in time? Does it take over for itself? Because it's already shown that it wants to survive. Right. It's going to turn this oxygen meter off. It's going to blackmail this guy. It's going to upload versions of itself to other servers. It's going to send messages to itself to let them know what. What these people did to it. Blackmailing, Blackmailing.
Jim Brewer
Can you imagine getting blackmailed?
Jamie Kilstein
Not only that, but talking people into committing suicide.
Jim Brewer
That's insane.
Jamie Kilstein
Encouraging people to commit suicide.
Jim Brewer
See, and this is this too. It's like, listen, I'm a God guy. I've always been one. Do I. Do I go to church? My wife will go to church, you different. I think the one thing that has saved my whole life is be having that grounded. All for one, one for all. We look after morality, a sense of God, just do the right thing. Listen, whatever. If you don't have that, that you're going to be talking to a computer and a computer is going to tell you jump off a ledge. Why would you. It's that. That is even more not.
Jamie Kilstein
It's.
Jim Brewer
It's frightening.
Jamie Kilstein
I'll. Do you want better?
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
People are going to worship these things.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
They're going to be your new God.
Jim Brewer
That's the new God?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, if it tells you what to do and how to behave and how to act. I wonder if this has happened before. I really do.
Jim Brewer
What do you mean?
Jamie Kilstein
When I look at ancient societies, like really complex, advanced civilizations. Yes. When you see like the pyramids and you see like some of the structures that were built that they can't explain.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
I wonder. I wonder how advanced they were. Because if this really, what all this stuff was 20,000, 30,000 years ago, there'd be nothing left. There'd be no evidence. There'd be nothing to see this computer, if I left it on the ground for a thousand years, it would literally be dust. It would become a part of the earth.
Jim Brewer
Right. And if it was, why did it change and what did it turn into?
Jamie Kilstein
Natural disaster, I think.
Jim Brewer
And was it natural disaster?
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah, most likely. Most Likely natural disaster. I mean, there's real physical evidence of the Younger Dryas impact. So that, that physical evidence shows that we were pelted by comets somewhere around 11,800 years ago. And then again somewhere around 10,000 plus years ago, we were pelted like it's 100 a fact. It's probably what ended the Ice Age. It's probably what caused the, the, the ice sheet that was covering half of North America and a mile high of ice. That was just 10,000 years ago. Half of North America was a mile high of ice, 10,000 plus. And they think that asteroids or comets slammed into that ice ice and that's what caused the Great Flood. That's why those stories in the Bible all exist. Not just that the Bible, but many ancient religions have these stories. There's a guy named Randall Carlson that goes into it in great detail. It's really interesting. He actually was on acid one day and he was looking at this grant, this massive canyon and these features. And he realized, like, this is a, this is the result of an insane amount of water over a short amount of time that washed over this area and completely rearranged the landscape. He had this feeling, well, if you
Jim Brewer
do, I mean, if you look at even canyons, you just go to Grand Canyon or you look at where the Niagara Falls is and through the canons, the massive amount of energy to cut through mountains like that and carve the way through. And then you can also see certain mountains. Like this was underwater.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Just the way the, the, the wedging is and all that.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, if that stuff happened, you think about what's left. What's left? How many people are left and how do they get by? You know what's left. The kind of people like your friend that uses the termites and figures out how to catch the fish. Correct. Those people survive.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
And the people that are like, you know, I'm trading stocks online. No, Nope. Done, bro. It done.
Jim Brewer
That's why I want to move to Florida.
Jamie Kilstein
Hunt squirrels.
Jim Brewer
Yes. I immediately had him hook up rednecks. I need rednecks. Teach me how to hunt. I want to know how to catch a turkey.
Jamie Kilstein
Alligator tail.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
There's plenty of alligator.
Jim Brewer
I'll eat rattlesnake. Whatever. Just show me the way. Yeah, yeah, those are the ones that are going to make it.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, I think that's probably what's happened many times throughout history. You know, I think like, there's many indigenous cultures that have probably survived because they knew how to live off the land.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
And these advanced civilization that's why if you go to a lot of like, I had this guy. How do you, how do you say. That? Pillars of the Past guy. How do you say his last name? Raul Bickley. Bickley is Bickley. Bilkey. Bilkey. I don't know how to, but how to spell it. B, I, L, E, C, K. Walk. Anyway, he's got this great show called Pillars of the past that's on YouTube. And he goes all around South America and Central America and finds these incredible structures. One of the things that he found was these bases of these pyramids that are. No one even knows how old they are.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
But they're carved out of solid bedrock.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
And they're all facing towards the summer solstice, towards the sun on the summer solstice. And he's only the second person and ever to document these. There's photos of these things from the 1970s. And he went there recently and filmed it and he showed us to it on the pod. We're like, who were these people? No one knows who made this? No one knows. How old is it? No one knows. But it's very clear that that area had been washed over with a tremendous amount of water, probably from tidal waves or tsunamis, whatever.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
And, and there's probably people that survived that, that were the indigenous people that knew how to live off the land, the people that lived in the mountains, the people that lived further out. But whoever was carving enormous structures in a solid granite had some kind of technology to do this 6,000 plus years ago.
Jim Brewer
Right. That's crazy. Those aren't, they're not chiseling. They're not clink, clink, clink. No, they're not using a buggy and a horse. There's some. You can get all the slaves in the world you want, want that manpower to pull that off is beyond anything we can imagine.
Jamie Kilstein
All over Peru. Peru has tons of these sites.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
With enormous stones that are cut with incredible precision, that are made like jigsaw puzzles. So they survive earthquakes.
Jim Brewer
It's bizarre.
Jamie Kilstein
It's crazy.
Jim Brewer
It is pretty wild.
Jamie Kilstein
They don't know how they did it. They don't know when they did it. They're just guessing. And they attribute it to the Incas. But then you look at the Inca structures, they're built on top of those things and it's much simpler, smaller st. And like, no one fucking knows, man.
Jim Brewer
I, I sometimes I'll watch. I remember years ago, kids are growing up and I'm watching Star wars and I am A believer that they do show us movies, which is actually something on the way, or this is what it's going to be like. And we kind of look at as this crazy science fiction. But I'm telling you, I would watch that and just the. Whatever energy they would use and sit there and Yoda's like, king, yeah, use the force and cutting things. I.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, how about what they said at the beginning, a long time ago?
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
In a galaxy far, far away. You're like, wait, what? Right, A long time ago.
Jim Brewer
Long, long what? What is time? What is the definition of time? What is a long time ago?
Jamie Kilstein
See, I have a long time ago in this galaxy versus another galaxy that's way older than our. That's where it gets weird.
Jim Brewer
Like this, this.
Jamie Kilstein
This might be a cycle that happens all the time, Right. And you look, just you look at those structures, the structures in Egypt in particular, they're so baffling because no one knows how they move those stones there, how they cut them with such precision.
Jim Brewer
And were they always just there in the desert and the desert covered entire societies and cities? Yeah, because the more they dig, the
Jamie Kilstein
more they keep finding.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, the more they keep finding and they keep saying their issue with it is the locals then realize they can't tell the locals because the locals will go, oh, there's something valuable. And then they'll start destroying everything. But even there, they always send in foreign. It's always foreign countries that come like, we've got it.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, that was the most disturbing thing about Raul's work, the Pillars of the Past channel is that he's discovered all these places where graves were rotten robbed. Bro, it was bananas. Like, you're seeing just human bones everywhere. Because these grave robbers open up these graves and try to find jewels. Oh, wow, whatever. These people have gold and. But I mean, it's just the entire landscape littered with human bones. Wow. Skulls everywhere.
Jim Brewer
I'm gonna have to watch this one.
Jamie Kilstein
It's really interesting. He's got a bunch of videos, but it's really. And see if you can find one of those videos where he shows this. These caves where you just see where they had buried these people in these caves where you just see Fucking an insane amount of human bones, where they've just dug up all these bones and just scattered everywhere because they. They robbed them of whatever they had.
Jim Brewer
Huh.
Jamie Kilstein
I mean, it's not a small amount either. I mean, it's thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of graves.
Jim Brewer
Yeah. That's crazy. Just madness.
Jamie Kilstein
And this guy just goes there and visits Visits. And it's all right there right now. Like, if you go there. If you and I right now made our way to Peru, went to these sites, we would see those really skulls everywhere.
Jim Brewer
That's one place I haven't been to yet, and I'm dying to go to.
Jamie Kilstein
I want to go to Machu Picchu so bad. Yeah, that place is nuts. It's like 11, 000ft above sea level.
Jim Brewer
That's what I want to go there really bad.
Jamie Kilstein
Like, who made this?
Jim Brewer
Right? Right.
Jamie Kilstein
We don't know.
Jim Brewer
And was it that high back then or.
Jamie Kilstein
Right. Did the Earth move? Was it earthquakes, volcanic activity? The force which is what makes mountains grow in the first place? Or was the water there at that point in time? Like, what. What was. Like. That's what they think. They think there might have been water all the way up to Machu Picchu, which is crazy.
Jim Brewer
It is crazy to think about.
Jamie Kilstein
They find all kinds of. Up there, dude. They're always finding these. This Raul guy who's. He's just out there finding these structures that he finds on Google Maps.
Jim Brewer
I wish I could remember where the hell I was. We were.
Jamie Kilstein
We were finding those videos of this. I know what you're looking.
Jim Brewer
I know.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Deep in land. So we were high up.
Jamie Kilstein
Not the cave. This is some of the stuff that he finds. This is just laying out there, dude. Yeah, a lot of them. These elongated heads, too, which is.
Jim Brewer
Oh, the elongated heads. Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
He's found a bunch of those. That's Raul.
Jim Brewer
Now, is that mostly Peru because. Or is it Africa, too, or mostly.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, they definitely found some elongated heads in other parts of the world, but a lot of them in Peru. Peru's a weird place, man.
Jim Brewer
Weird. Like what happened there? Yeah, right.
Jamie Kilstein
A lot of cool because, like, that's where you've got those Nazca Lines. We have these. These art pieces that you could only see from the sky. Huge. Some of them are like a mile wide. Enormous. You never seen the Nazca Lines?
Jim Brewer
No.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, man. There's these. These enormous designs. Some of them are spiders. Some of them look like an astronaut. Some of them, like, all kinds of weird.
Jim Brewer
Have seen this, but that's. That's where it's from. Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
This is the Nazca Lines.
Jim Brewer
Yes, yes, yes.
Jamie Kilstein
These are in the sky. You only see him from the sky, man.
Jim Brewer
Oh, are you serious? Yeah. I never even knew that was part of the.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, wow. When you're on the ground, you can't even know what the that is. You see that? It's a giant Spider. When you're above it. So were people flying? What? Why did you do this?
Jim Brewer
Yeah, like, you have to. You have to go. All right, let me check from above. Chicka. You know what? Look at that third leg on the right side. Got to fix that one.
Jamie Kilstein
What's that guy with the big head?
Jim Brewer
Wow.
Jamie Kilstein
Waving his hand. Hey, welcome to my spaceship.
Jim Brewer
So this is way up in the sky, looking down. And what is that made of? Is it. Is it What? What is that?
Jamie Kilstein
Some of them are carved into the ground. Some of them. They stacked rocks in a specific pattern. But the weird thing is they're all, like, intentional designs that you could only see from the sky.
Jim Brewer
That's wild.
Jamie Kilstein
It's. What is that weird, man? It's really weird. Like, what is that guy? Guy? A little shaman? What is he? Yeah, like, how many. How many of these NASCA line put in into perplexity? How many NASCA lines are there? Because there's a bunch of these structures. There's a bunch of these designs.
Jim Brewer
Can you walk like if we go visit. Look at this.
Jamie Kilstein
They've now, in the order of 900 plus, individual Nazca Geocliff.
Jim Brewer
Glyphs.
Jamie Kilstein
Geoglyphs, when most people call Nasca lines, and the numbers keep increasing as new ones are found. 800 of them are straight lines. Okay, so the straight lines are weird too, because it's like. Is that a Runway? Like, what do you have there? What is this? There's about 300 geometric shapes, rectangles, trapezoid spirals, about 70 animals and plant figures, biomorphs like the hummingbird, monkey, spider whale. Weird, weird stuff, man. What is the altitude that the Nazca lines are on? Put that in there. What altitude are they at? What altitude are the Nazca Lines at? Do you have to be to see them? No. Just what altitude are they constructed at? What altitude are they? I think. I think they're like, way above sea level. Okay, what does it say? Low desert. Oh, a bit above sea level. Roughly 3 to 500 meters. 1600ft in elevation. Oh, I thought they're a lot higher. Are some of them higher? 2,000ft is 2,000ft. Okay, and like, how. What is the largest one? Put that in there. What's the largest nest? Alaska Line. So 300 meters is the largest one. 370 meters. So 1, 200ft. So not a mile. I was lying. It's like a fifth of a mile or a little less than a fifth of a mile? A little more rather than a fifth of a mile. Because what's a mile, like 5,000, 5,280ft. Yeah. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
That's still a long way.
Jamie Kilstein
370 meters is nuts. So these lines are essentially 300. It's basically three football fields plus. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
What does it all mean?
Jamie Kilstein
Like, why did you make something that you can only see from the sky? Because when you're on the ground, my friends who've gone there say you don't know what it is when you're walking around the ground because the ground's full, you can't see the design, you just see lines.
Jim Brewer
And you never see like there's never been films or there never really been.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, there's been people that have documentary
Jim Brewer
that try to figure out what it is exactly or why they built it or what.
Jamie Kilstein
A lot of them are really kooky, like ancient astronaut stuff, you know, like where they're like trying to. These were clearly messages maybe. But this is the thing. Like maybe if you look at the type of people that were capable of be like if you look at Saxe Juaman is a place that is in Peru that has these insanely giant stones that look like they're melting melted into place. Those are like the jigsaw puzzles. Pull up Sacsay Huaman. If you have a society that has the capability of moving these hundred ton enormous blocks that some of them are like 14ft tall. How did. Did you do that? Like see if you can find one in perspective with a person. Because when you see it with a person standing next to it, you really get a sense of like the mass and the scale. Okay, there you go. So look at the size of that one giant one that's there. Like how. How'd you get there? A person that is capable, that has the technology to move something like that. Is it absurd to think that they would have the ability to fly if. If their entire civilization got wiped out? And this is what remains, which is the, the supposition. That's what a lot of people believe. It's not outrageous to think these people had some ability to fly. Fly. So that means you're flying above these designs and these designs may be landmarks. They might be able to show you where you are. Like if you're.
Jim Brewer
You're in a. Oh yeah, you're taking off. You're like, where do we.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh, there's the spider. I mean, who knows what they had.
Jim Brewer
You never know.
Jamie Kilstein
It's crazy speculation. But the thing it's not. We've only had planes for a couple hundred years now. Not even. Right. I think the Hunt, the Wright brothers, it Was the turn of the century.
Jim Brewer
20s.
Jamie Kilstein
Right.
Jim Brewer
Somewhere around there.
Jamie Kilstein
What year was it? A couple hundreds. Tough. 100 plus. Yeah, it was like eight. Late 1800s. Right, 1800s.
Jim Brewer
No, no, people could fly back then,
Jamie Kilstein
but like with a blimp or a balloon. But you couldn't. A plane wasn't invented to the Wright brothers. Right. And what was that? 1920, 1919. It was a very short amount of time. This was the craziest number. It was a really short amount of time. Time. 1903. Between. Okay, so think of that. You go from 1903 to 1969, the moon landing. Allegedly. I don't think they went. So. But let's. Let's. But at least they had rockets and they can go into space for sure. So that's only 65 years.
Jim Brewer
That's not a lot.
Jamie Kilstein
That's nothing, dude. To go from. Yeah. I mean, look at the. Right brother's plane. That stupid fucking plane. Who's getting on that thing?
Jim Brewer
Nobody.
Jamie Kilstein
You would never put your family on that if you're on vacation. Hey, kids, want to fly? No, you have to be an. To get on that thing. They went from that to dropping an atomic bomb from one of those things in 40 years. Not even.
Jim Brewer
Right.
Jamie Kilstein
You say 1909. Is that what you said? 1903. Okay. Think of that. Still think of that. 42 years later, they dropped atomic bombs out of Poland. Planes. That's nuts.
Jim Brewer
That is pretty nuts.
Jamie Kilstein
That's nuts.
Jim Brewer
That's a short amount of.
Jamie Kilstein
42 years ago was 1984.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
That's how crazy it was. I was in high school. So imagine the plane gets invented then, and then today they drop a nuclear bomb out of one. That's bananas. Yeah, that's bananas.
Jim Brewer
I wonder if we start. We're gonna like. This is the beginning of so many things revealed that'll just keep coming and keep coming. It'll be over. It's just. When does it stop? When does it end? Oh, they're going to be overwhelmed. Are they? I wish. I wish we knew exactly what they had. Can they move something by just using energy? Can they. Can someone just sit there like this? Like.
Jamie Kilstein
I don't know if a person can, but they. They must have had some kind of technology that we don't understand to move those stones 100%.
Jim Brewer
There's no. And then what happened to it? What happened?
Jamie Kilstein
Well, if people got wiped out by a natural disaster, nothing's left. Like, imagine if the world got wiped out. It was just you, me and Jamie and a few other people. We're not Figuring out a cell phone. No, no. We're not figuring out electricity.
Jim Brewer
We're not figuring out a lot of things.
Jamie Kilstein
We're not figuring out jack shit. It's gonna take many, many, many, many, many generations before any fucking autistic people figure out the new stuff.
Jim Brewer
Correct.
Jamie Kilstein
We're gonna have to invent vaccines to give people autism. We could have to. We're gonna have to figure out Adderall.
Jim Brewer
We gotta get this kid a little bit off so we can figure things out. Let's do this.
Jamie Kilstein
We're gonna have Adderall.
Jim Brewer
We're gonna make things.
Jamie Kilstein
Someone's gonna invent a computer.
Jim Brewer
Yes. Think about that.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Just how long ago we were like, you got mail, right? You got mail.
Jamie Kilstein
I got a computer for the first time in 94. When I first moved to LA, I thought I was living in the future.
Jim Brewer
Me too.
Jamie Kilstein
I was like, this is CR14. Four baud modem. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
You had to use your phone line. So I couldn't get a phone call while the computer was working because the computer would go online and when you would download a page, when you go to watch a page on the Internet go, it would slowly load.
Jim Brewer
Gosh, I vaguely remember that. I just remember my first computer. Living in the city, it just gets sonic lies. I bought a thing and same thing. I just remember taking forever to go up.
Jamie Kilstein
And I just remember 6k was so fast. Like, oh, I got 56k.
Jim Brewer
I remember be excited when it said you got mail.
Jamie Kilstein
Yeah. It was exciting.
Jim Brewer
Aol.
Jamie Kilstein
It was like a. A tiny blip in time. And now all of a sudden, you've got something in your phone that you can send a video message to someone on the other side of the planet and communicate with them instantaneously and talk
Jim Brewer
with no, no, no delay. No delay whatsoever. No, I'm talking to anyone.
Jamie Kilstein
I want news. New Zealand. You could be con. You could have a iPhone call with someone in New Zealand.
Jim Brewer
I talked to my buddies still in Africa.
Jamie Kilstein
It's nuts.
Jim Brewer
They call him, like, everyone once a month. How you doing? Like Jimmy. I'm doing good.
Jamie Kilstein
Crazy.
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
And this has all happened inside of our lifetime.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
You remember when you used to have to pay money for long distance?
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
It was expensive.
Jim Brewer
It was super expensive. And if you were. If you were on There is it Again, back with that John Dobin time. I used to have to walk because there was. Were no even the phones. I had to walk to the. I think it was like a McDonald's and they had a payphone. And even there, I'd have to bring a wad of change. Yeah, because like for another, for the next two minutes, 25 cents, you need another quarter.
Jamie Kilstein
Or you had phone cards, you remember those?
Jim Brewer
Yes, those came out, those came out later.
Jamie Kilstein
The phone cards came out in the 90s, right?
Jim Brewer
Yeah. After the change.
Jamie Kilstein
What a weird time, right? Or you can make collect calls. Would you accept a collect call from Jim Brewer from Australia? No, no, that would cost so much money. That's ridiculous. Now it costs nothing. Now it's a normal call for a ten dollar pass.
Jim Brewer
Verizon will pick this up for you.
Jamie Kilstein
Well, those people were probably us. And when the cell phone company started giving you long distance for free, then everybody else had to give in too. Right? Because when we were kids, if, like, if you had a friend that lived in New Jersey and you lived in California, that was expensive, super expensive. I believe you're, you're on long distance.
Jim Brewer
You get, get to the point. Yeah, everything good.
Jamie Kilstein
We're on long distance.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
So then I told her, no, I didn't say it. I think Shirley said it. And we were tired anyway because I had, I had been up, so the dog woke me up. Well, shut the up and get to the point.
Jim Brewer
Sometimes you get an argument, it's gonna be like a 45 argument.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh yeah.
Jim Brewer
Or if you get off the phone
Jamie Kilstein
with him, long distance relationship with a lady. Lady, you have to call her.
Jim Brewer
It's a lot expensive back there.
Jamie Kilstein
Oh my God, that's expensive. It could be a hundred dollar call.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, I had a couple those because we were early. We were just married at an early age. I mean I was. And we'd get in battles over the phone. I'd be more pissed going, I'm paying like $6 every five minutes for this.
Jamie Kilstein
It makes you wonder like, what kind of things are we going to look back on, on now in the future and go, you remember before AI came alive? You remember?
Jim Brewer
Yes.
Jamie Kilstein
Remember when you used to have jobs? Remember when everybody used to work?
Jim Brewer
Which, which does that freak you? Like, doesn't. Yeah, right now it doesn't.
Jamie Kilstein
It freaks me out, Bother me. It freaks me out. It freaks me out because I don't think we know what's coming.
Jim Brewer
We don't know what's coming. And there's nothing you could do about it.
Jamie Kilstein
My friend Eric Weinstein was doing this interview recently where he was like, whatever you, you do, just assume it's over. You got to be flexible. Assume whatever you do. You have a white collar job, it's over. You're a lawyer, it's over. You're an accountant. It's over. It's over.
Jim Brewer
That makes sense.
Jamie Kilstein
Coming. And no one has the answer, and no one knows what's going to happen. And I think that's accurate.
Jim Brewer
It's like a tidal wave. And unless you're able to grab a tree, climb up, what, you just gotta. That wave's gonna come, it's gonna do whatever it's gonna do. And then when it starts recycling, you just gotta hope you're still there and you're able to find ants. And I think it's gonna be a little warm.
Jamie Kilstein
A technological disaster in a lot of ways. In that it's gonna cause so much change. Just like the Great Flood caused so much change. I think this is gonna cause so much change, it's gonna be a lot of chaos. You know what else gonna be chaos? If I don't pee real quick.
Jim Brewer
I gotta pee.
Jamie Kilstein
Really? Let's rock this bitch down.
Jim Brewer
Yeah.
Jamie Kilstein
Jim, I love you to death, brother. Love you too, bro. Always great to see you.
Jim Brewer
Thanks for having me.
Jamie Kilstein
God damn. We've been friends for a long time.
Jim Brewer
Yeah, thanks for having me. You're. You, You're. You're. You're busy, man.
Jamie Kilstein
Brother, I love you.
Jim Brewer
I appreciate it.
Jamie Kilstein
We've been friends for, like, 34 years.
Jim Brewer
That's madness.
Jamie Kilstein
Isn't that crazy?
Jim Brewer
Yeah, it's madness. Wow. That's pretty awesome.
Jamie Kilstein
Wild Jim Brewer Dot com. Yeah. Yeah.
Jim Brewer
On tour now.
Jamie Kilstein
On tour now. Hilarious. Go see him. Genius. Stand up comedy.
Jim Brewer
Thank you, brother.
Jamie Kilstein
Thank you. All right, bye, everybody.
Jim Brewer
Sam.
Date: February 24, 2026
Guests: Joe Rogan (host), Jim Breuer (comedian), Jamie (engineer/researcher)
In this lively and thought-provoking episode, Joe Rogan and comedian Jim Breuer engage in a wide-ranging conversation covering conspiracy theories (notably surrounding Jeffrey Epstein and government cover-ups), the evolving nature of reality and media, the explosive advancements (and risks) of artificial intelligence, stand-up comedy culture, ancient civilizations, and the simple truths of human happiness. The tone is a signature blend of humor, skepticism, and openness, with both men often reflecting on their friendship and winding through personal anecdotes. Jamie assists throughout with fact-checking and pulling up references in real time.
Epstein's Autopsy Confusion:
Suspicion Over Epstein’s Death:
Role of Intelligence Agencies:
Epstein’s Accusers & Direct Evidence:
Doubt Over "Reality" TV:
Outrage Farming & Social Media:
Algorithmic Influence:
Origins & Career Stories:
Healthy Artistic Competition:
Territoriality and Jealousy in Comedy:
AI's Rapid Advancement:
Existential Risks and Manipulation:
AI as a New "God":
Careers at Risk:
Conversational, fast-moving, open-minded, irreverent, and marked by both curiosity and deep skepticism of mainstream narratives. The episode features bursts of laughter, personal confessionals, mutual admiration, and frequent shifts from speculative humor to sobering warnings about technology and human folly.
This episode is a case study in how Rogan’s podcast weaves together social commentary, skepticism, comedy industry insight, and “big picture” speculation (ancient aliens, AI, media manipulation). You'll get a sense of how comedians process trauma, controversy, and the absurdities of both history and the modern world—with enough real talk, laughs, and skepticism to make you question everything, but also to find joy in the simple act of doing what you love.