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Brian Redban
Did I.
Joe Rogan
Are we live? I don't see it yet in the feed. Where would I see it? All right, here we go. Nope,
Jamie Vernon
It's live.
Joe Rogan
How come? Where do I find it? We're alive. Allegedly. But I can't find out where it is on my YouTube app. So how do people find it? If I can. What are we doing?
Jamie Vernon
Joe Rogan or YouTube.com Joe Rogan life.
Joe Rogan
Oh, is that what it is? So it's a different channel.
Jamie Vernon
It's always been that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, I always sent people to the powerful jh.
Dan Soder
Both.
Jamie Vernon
We have both.
Joe Rogan
Oh, okay. Okay. I just don't see it. And do you guys see it in your app? I take your. I trust you. Okay. It's just not showing up in my app. I wanted to give people a link. Oh, there we go. Oh, I saw it for a second. Nope, that's Mark Norman. It says latest videos. Live. Hold on. Live. No, we're not live. I clicked on live and it's not Us.
Jamie Vernon
I'll show you what I'm seeing.
Joe Rogan
Can you send me a link? I'm trying to.
Jamie Vernon
Look, I'm confused, too now.
Dan Soder
One show early.
Joe Rogan
I think we're live, so. Okay, don't say anything
Jamie Vernon
says we're live.
Joe Rogan
Do you see it on YouTube? Here's.
Jamie Vernon
This is just on the back end. This is what I have. This is what it looks like. That says live. It says end stream.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, it's been live for two minutes.
Joe Rogan
Okay. This is so stupid.
Eddie Bravo
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I'm trying to figure it out.
Jamie Vernon
Hold on. They changed this, too, since we've lost on it.
Joe Rogan
Well, the weird thing is it's just not showing. It's like, how would anybody find it? Are we shadow banned? That's the. The grand conspiracy. Have we been shadow banned from our own channel?
Jamie Vernon
That says we're going.
Joe Rogan
All right, we're recording either way, right? Yes, I am recording it as a backup. Let's figure it out. And text me a link when it's up.
Eddie Bravo
We'll do it live.
Joe Rogan
Joey Diaz, what are you doing over there? What's going on,
Eddie Bravo
boys?
Dan Soder
Fight beautiful.
Joe Rogan
Let's go.
Eddie Bravo
What's up, boys?
Joe Rogan
We don't have to go to England. This is a good fight, though. Eve Loev. And I feel like Laron Murphy's the one guy that got completely left out of that conversation. It didn't make any sense to me.
Brian Redban
Which conversation?
Joe Rogan
The conversation, like, who fights next for the title. Like, he wasn't. Like Alexander Volkanovsky talked about him. He said, I'll probably see you next. He wanted him. He wanted him.
Eddie Bravo
And he starched Aaron Pico with, like, a crazy spinning back elbow. Dude.
Joe Rogan
So good. Undefeated.
Eddie Bravo
And he was just like, nah, Diego Lopez, we're good now.
Jamie Vernon
It just was unlisted now. It wasn't public for some reason.
Joe Rogan
Oh, how dare they. Is that us? Our fault. Okay. I don't see it. Up there. It is. Okay, it popped up. All right, let me share this. You guys talk for a second.
Brian Redban
So what's up with the White House card?
Eddie Bravo
The White House card?
Joe Rogan
I've.
Eddie Bravo
I've been pretty. I've been going pretty hard in the pain on it. And here's the thing. It's a great card. That's. That's where people get it twisted. It's a great. It's an amazing card. It's not the best card that we've ever seen, and we were told it was supposed to be the best. That's my issue.
Joe Rogan
That's a trump thing. We're going to have the best fights. Nine world titles. He can't help himself. He can't help.
Eddie Bravo
It was Trump and. But Dana said that too. He went on Pat McAfee show and was like, this is going to blow the sphere out of the water. It's going to be the best guard you've ever seen. It's like, well, so.
Brian Redban
So who's in it? Who's in it?
Joe Rogan
Well, there's serial gone versus Alex Pereira.
Eddie Bravo
That's your.
Joe Rogan
That's your co. Interim heavyweight title.
Brian Redban
That's not a rematch, is it?
Joe Rogan
No, no. That's the first time I heavier. It's a great fight. First time.
Eddie Bravo
It's a great car. That's the thing. It's a great card. The issue is, is like, say before we went live, I got on here.
Brian Redban
Joe, Joe.
Eddie Bravo
If it'd be like, Joe getting on like, this is going to be the greatest show I've ever done. And then people tune in like, it was good, but he told us it was going to be the best.
Brian Redban
And they're going to have it outside or are they going to have like a. Like a. Build a tent?
Joe Rogan
That's a really good question.
Brian Redban
They need to make a tent outside.
Dan Soder
It's outside the joint. They're building up right now as we speak.
Brian Redban
Oh, they are.
Eddie Bravo
But they're supposed to warm up office.
Dan Soder
I'm not sure they're supposed to warm
Joe Rogan
up in the oval Office Mats.
Eddie Bravo
That's what I. That's what I was told.
Joe Rogan
Who told you this?
Brian Redban
Dana, I'm.
Joe Rogan
Imagine if they clear the furniture out there and put mats down and. Guys are kicking pads, bro.
Eddie Bravo
Bill Clinton got his dick sucked in there.
Joe Rogan
That'd be in the lensky room. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dan Soder
And now you're going to be stretching and hitting. The problem with that card, guys, this is the only problem with that card.
Joe Rogan
There's no problem.
Brian Redban
Who else is on it? I want to see.
Dan Soder
Everybody was waiting for Alex Perea against Jon Jones.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Dan Soder
Okay. And that's a disappointment to me. That's it. The card is fantastic. Listen, that poor bastard. He's going to wait forever for Conor McGregor. What's that?
Eddie Bravo
Michael Chandler.
Joe Rogan
Chandler.
Brian Redban
You know he's going to die.
Dan Soder
Come back.
Joe Rogan
You know they're gonna meet each other in the parking lot of a Waffle House one day.
Dan Soder
Let it go.
Eddie Bravo
They said. They said, Chandler, we can't do Connor, but we can do Hoofy for you. It's a horrible matchup for him.
Joe Rogan
Well, he thinks that because. I think. If I had a guess, he. He thinks that because Benoit sent Denis, broke him with grappling that he's going to be able to get a hold of him and do the same kind of thing.
Eddie Bravo
Fair.
Joe Rogan
Benoit is very big now.
Brian Redban
Why wasn't very big? Jon Jones, how come he didn't.
Eddie Bravo
They couldn't come to agreement?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, man. It was a money thing. John was saying. John was saying they wouldn't budge over 15. That's what John said recently on Twitter, I believe.
Eddie Bravo
But. But 15 mil, like, my thing is, is that's a lot. UFC hasn't been closing, like, the big fights, but John has to take some accountability. Like, they offer him 30 million against Aspinall. He never let made it happen. So the UFC's like, okay, dude, and then 15 for the white House guard. And you're saying this is the number one fight you want. You want to do 15 mil. But like, like the UFC can. Could they pay more? Probably, but 15 mil, right?
Dan Soder
But I'm.
Joe Rogan
I think in his mind, this is for an interim title, right? Would it be if it would be for interim?
Eddie Bravo
Because Aspinall, one just like this one's
Joe Rogan
for an interim title. And you know, if he was going to get 30 to fight Aspinall, half of that is kind of crazy. He's the greatest of all time, and he's going to make the White House card. If he makes the White House card, be like, oh, shit, Jon Jones is back. Like, the whole card completely changes and there's no complaint.
Brian Redban
Is it too late? Can they add him? Is it too late?
Dan Soder
I don't know.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he. He said he's ready to go. He said he's ready to go, I think today or yesterday.
Brian Redban
So if they added him, who. Who's left to fight? What would be the best fight? If they add him? Aspinall, or is he still.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no. Aspinall had serious eye surgery. Two of them. Two serious eye surgeries.
Eddie Bravo
He won't make White House. What they would probably do if John eventually was like, all right, I'm down to whatever the agreement for the money, he would fight the winner of Cyril and Poton later this year.
Joe Rogan
That's if Aspinall needs more time off.
Eddie Bravo
Correct?
Dan Soder
Right.
Joe Rogan
And if not, I might want to get right into the winner.
Eddie Bravo
Or John goes it. I'm not messing with UFC at all. I'm gonna fight on these Netflix cards and make all the money. He's also gonna do that.
Joe Rogan
He has a contract. I don't know how many fights he has left. Does he have a contract?
Eddie Bravo
He has a contract, and I'm Pretty sure he signed for a hot second, so.
Joe Rogan
Just signed a new eight fight fight deal.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Netflix is coming with that long cash.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. And UFC is like, here's basically sign the rest of your life over.
Joe Rogan
What did you hear they. They offered Diaz the UFC? No, Netflix.
Eddie Bravo
Netflix. I heard 10 mil.
Joe Rogan
I heard it was more.
Dan Soder
I heard it was more.
Eddie Bravo
I mean, you probably know that's wild.
Dan Soder
That's a lot of money.
Eddie Bravo
They're paying boys real money now.
Brian Redban
But I tell you what, I don't know.
Joe Rogan
I think he could have made that same money versus Connor if someone could just drag Conor to an ibogaine center again. Clean that boy up.
Eddie Bravo
Connor's down. Connor's fighting international fight week, supposedly.
Joe Rogan
I hope that's true. But if. If Nate gets through this fight and they set that fight up, it's that or Chandler. The problem is Chandler's gonna fight Hoofy, and there's no chance you're coming out of that with any understanding of physical reality. That guy starts putting it on you. Hey, we're live.
Eddie Bravo
No, you know what I would do?
Joe Rogan
That guy's a wicked striker, man.
Dan Soder
Off.
Joe Rogan
He's scary.
Eddie Bravo
No, they. They did Chandler super dirty.
Joe Rogan
But, you know he's a legit wrestler, man. You know he's a legit wrestler. He just decides to, like, only do that. You wonder, like, how much hoof he can keep him off him. Yeah, but he never fights like that. Never fights like a.
Eddie Bravo
And that's why I love him. That's why you love him. It's just up. He sat out for how long?
Joe Rogan
No, he should have never done that, bro. If I was in his ear, I would have said, not a chance, son.
Eddie Bravo
Not a chance.
Joe Rogan
Not a chance. Take fights. Keep moving. How dare you?
Eddie Bravo
But at least they put Chandler on that card. Imagine being Colby. Comeon. Who's been just. Just risen. Donald Trump in the White House. And he gets. He sees the White House cards announced. He's like, bro, oh, this is me all day. UFC said potentially, it's not Bo Nichols
Joe Rogan
say that he wanted that fight and that Colby did not want that fight. Yeah, but did they offer him that at the White House?
Eddie Bravo
I don't know. Supposedly, that's what Bo said. Like, Colby can sign the contract, bro. It's a terrible matchup for Kobe at 185.
Joe Rogan
Right?
Eddie Bravo
So, all right, I want to be on the White House, but I have to fight Bo Nickel, right? Who my thing's wrestling. That motherfucker's the wrestler, right? The we gonna do, right?
Joe Rogan
And you can see why? He's like, no, his striking has come up. Like, especially after that loss to Reiner Deridder, like, in that last fight, man, his striking looks so much better.
Eddie Bravo
Nobody frustrates me more than Bo Nickel. He's my. One of my top three favorite fighters.
Joe Rogan
I think he's learning on the job.
Dan Soder
It.
Eddie Bravo
And that's a horrible place to learn.
Joe Rogan
Vieira is a bad. And he head kicked that guy into the shadow realm. That guy's a winner. And winners like that, they figure out a way to get better.
Eddie Bravo
Agree.
Joe Rogan
Quick.
Eddie Bravo
Agree. I just. I wish you take, like, the Khabib approach, where it's like, my wrestling's the best in the world. I'm gonna break. I don't want to see him figure out his striking for 15 minutes.
Joe Rogan
Fight's already started.
Jamie Vernon
Just started.
Joe Rogan
We're watching on an iPad, dude.
Eddie Bravo
I don't.
Jamie Vernon
I tried.
Eddie Bravo
Hell, yeah.
Joe Rogan
It was not working. Here. Why don't we run out and grab one of the other Apple TVs that we know works? So go out and grab the one that's. But it's not working on this tv. Clearly, something's wrong. And if we do it the other way, if you go out and get the one that's in the hallway, my phone is linked up to that one. Go out and get the one that's by the pool table, and my phone links up to that one, and we just stream it. Allegedly.
Eddie Bravo
That screen's so tiny.
Joe Rogan
He gets so.
Eddie Bravo
He gets so anxious. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
When it's not happening. Yeah. I can't see who these guys are.
Eddie Bravo
That might as well be Sugar. Sean versus Jon Jones. It's so far away.
Joe Rogan
We will fill you in, ladies and gentlemen, when we know what's going on. But as of right now, do you
Brian Redban
know the actual fighters?
Joe Rogan
Well, put it up there.
Eddie Bravo
Sugar's on the White House card.
Joe Rogan
That's another fight. It's like Corey Sanhagen was the fight. That was the fight that I'm most interested in. Sugar. Sean and Corey Sandhagen's a wild fight.
Brian Redban
Joe.
Eddie Bravo
Why do you think they didn't do the matchups that obviously were hardcores and the majority of the fan base? Like, we all wanted these fights. I wonder why. There has to be a reason why. They're like, no, we're a different route. Who knows?
Joe Rogan
There's guys get injured. There's negotiations.
Eddie Bravo
Negotiation probably right. Like budget. Because also, the White House is the most expensive card.
Joe Rogan
So they're like, yeah, more than the sphere.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the most expensive. Card.
Joe Rogan
Build a thing.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, build a thing. The security.
Joe Rogan
Oh, cry.
Eddie Bravo
So it's like. It's the most expensive card, so I'm sure the. The salary for the fighters that pay.
Dan Soder
Are you working?
Eddie Bravo
Probably has to be. Limit.
Joe Rogan
Allegedly.
Dan Soder
Allegedly.
Joe Rogan
So this is pool room. There we go.
Eddie Bravo
That's gonna be a tough ticket to get.
Joe Rogan
Hold on a second.
Dan Soder
What, the White House?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
What's the capacity gonna be?
Eddie Bravo
3,000.
Brian Redban
That's not bad, Jamie.
Joe Rogan
Which one?
Eddie Bravo
3, 000 of the oligarchs. You know, it's like 3,000. Like, that's why. That's why I love Strictly. He's like, I ain't fighting for those rich oligarchs. I ain't doing that.
Joe Rogan
Okay, here it is. Hold on here. We got it. We got it. We got it.
Eddie Bravo
It's being a weird vibe. You know, I feel like that movie django with Leonardo DiCaprio. What is the White House car.
Joe Rogan
It's gonna be weird.
Eddie Bravo
Super weird.
Joe Rogan
What the hell is going on?
Dan Soder
You know those fights when you go to them are about excitement. Yes. You go to a UFC fight and you walk into the building, the music, the visuals, the. Your heart starts pumping the energy from the people. Whoop on and go to a fucking UFC fighter. Eleven, three. What I do. I didn't even work out.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Dan Soder
It's like doing stand up. Yeah. Getting off there. So that's what I love about the ufc. When I'm sitting there and I'm looking up and all that, you're like, this is better than anything.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. There's nothing like it.
Dan Soder
I love basketball games. NFL is too crazy. But the jets and the Giants, there's no reason to go down there.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Hang out with autism. You're. You haven't won A championship since 1969. You keep showing up.
Eddie Bravo
It sums up
Dan Soder
J. You know, it's.
Brian Redban
The jets got Gino.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
But that. You know, everything.
Brian Redban
They got him back. They got him back.
Dan Soder
The jets had Aon Rogers. He got hurt. He goes to Pittsburgh. He gets to the playoffs. The jets had Donaldson from.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Seattle.
Eddie Bravo
He just won the super bowl to Minnesota.
Dan Soder
He was like, Joe Montana baller.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
And they let him go.
Eddie Bravo
They let him go up.
Dan Soder
So it's kind of weird that the Jets. It's like when the Mets got Willie Mays. He already hit the 800 home.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. It's over.
Dan Soder
Why is he here? You know, he's a legend and stuff.
Brian Redban
I'm a Browns guy, but I'm rooting for the jets just because they have the worst luck, you know, just like the Browns. We have.
Eddie Bravo
I was gonna say you guys have the worst luck too.
Brian Redban
Yeah. That's why I like them because they're. They're like the Browns.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Brian Redban
We've been through like 45 quarterbacks in the last 25 years.
Eddie Bravo
Just can't get one.
Brian Redban
Can't just. Just can't find.
Eddie Bravo
Shador Sandler's not the answer.
Brian Redban
I hope he's the answer. I hope he is. I like, you know, he had a shitty offensive line when they put him in the last, like, seven games. And he did. He made a lot of mistakes, but he also put the ball up without fear, and you can see his talent for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I think, you know, this year they rebuilt the line. They're probably going to draft the tackle and, And. And probably the first pick would be a wide receiver. Carnell Pate.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Makai Lemon. I'd rather have Mai Lemon, but everyone's saying Cardinal Tate. And plus he's from Ohio State, so.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it fits.
Brian Redban
We need an offensive tackle and a wide receiver. Our defense is solid.
Joe Rogan
Stack.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Defense is solid.
Eddie Bravo
Miles Garrett.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Brian Redban
I watch dude football podcasts on the off season every day.
Eddie Bravo
I always forget every day. I'm watch football fan.
Brian Redban
You are giant. Giant dog. I like football more than ufc, dude.
Eddie Bravo
How dare you?
Brian Redban
I do.
Dan Soder
It's funny because I've been to football games and they're great for the first 10 minutes. Football and I love football. Yeah. 10 minutes of the game are great.
Joe Rogan
You're like.
Dan Soder
It's like why I like going to dodges with Eddie. We had an understanding. We're getting out of here in the sixth inning. Yeah. They say hello.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
You get up with everybody. We leave at 7. Yeah. That's why I went to.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Yankee Stadium. It was the worst, guys. Why There were people puking in front of me. There was a lady over here that had a foot that was red diabetes and she's eating sweets, eating sweet, not giving up. I'm like, what the is this? I don't drive all because a three hour drive.
Joe Rogan
All right, boys, we're up.
Dan Soder
Here we go.
Joe Rogan
Jeez, that was a lot. Okay.
Eddie Bravo
Figured it out.
Joe Rogan
Technology currently just started at where this fight started.
Jamie Vernon
They are further ahead.
Joe Rogan
Oh, no. How do we get to live? I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. Yeah, but we can't do that.
Dan Soder
But that's what the difference is. I think that taking the UFC out of like, it's a different place people.
Eddie Bravo
It's gonna be a different vibe for.
Dan Soder
But I tell you what?
Brian Redban
Like the apex.
Dan Soder
The apex.
Eddie Bravo
Apex is lit, and the apex was
Dan Soder
pretty cool at first.
Eddie Bravo
It sucks for the fighters, though.
Dan Soder
Yeah, there's no.
Eddie Bravo
No, sucks for the fighters. There's no energy.
Dan Soder
You ever go out in front of, like, a.
Joe Rogan
When they say, now we're live, let's
Dan Soder
do an industry showcase, those people don't laugh.
Eddie Bravo
Are we.
Dan Soder
So these are the same kind of people that are gonna. Ain't nobody gonna take that shirt off and drink a beer out?
Brian Redban
No.
Eddie Bravo
And, say, rip his head off and, you know, no one's showing their tits. No, there's not gonna be anything. This.
Dan Soder
A guy is not gonna walk in, and we're gonna go, yo, who shot Bobby Lupo?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
There's none.
Dan Soder
So they got to pull them out.
Eddie Bravo
They probably don't even know what the fuck they're watching. There's probably a hundred people that are actually UFC fans, and the rest, you
Dan Soder
know, they're just on the other side of that. It's like Joe said, I'm sitting there watching a fight, most of I get hit with an Iranian missile.
Brian Redban
You have a great time.
Dan Soder
You got the Moroccans out. You're gonna hang out with Melania, and all of a sudden, boom, there you are. You're done.
Brian Redban
Done.
Dan Soder
The whole leadership's Buffer for some reason. Bruce Buffer lives. He lives like him in the suit.
Brian Redban
Everybody else,
Dan Soder
I don't know if I want to even be in that area. I'm going to Hong Kong.
Brian Redban
Yeah. It's so crazy about the. The Iran situation. It's like, you hear one side of the story is, we their military up, and they can't do.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
They're. They're decimated. And then the other side is like, no, they're not. They're the out of Tel Aviv. They're bombing the out of Tel Aviv. They're us up. We're losing.
Eddie Bravo
But Trump. Trump just came out. He's like, it's almost.
Dan Soder
They want to tell you.
Brian Redban
Yeah. It's like, yeah. What's going on?
Dan Soder
It's like, they'll show you. Austin airport. People crawl in there online.
Eddie Bravo
Tsa. Yeah.
Dan Soder
Then you fly in, and you're like, there's no weight.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, I agree.
Dan Soder
CNN is called scaring poor white people.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
That's all the Internet is. Yeah. You. And you put CNN at 3 in the morning, not talking about nothing positive. It's gentlemen arguing about politics at 3 in the morning.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
So you wake up those people, because now everybody considers like, well, he's an Islam radicalist or whatever the. They call it. You know, like you could get radical. How many. Listen, we have. A lot of crazy people are radicalized. But I got friends I went to grammar school with and these get up at 8 and start pounding Democrats on Facebook.
Brian Redban
There's no real.
Dan Soder
Look at these moments. It's eight in the morning, guys.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Dan Soder
In the morning. You're already. You should give it a breather.
Eddie Bravo
Take a morning off. How do you gonna.
Dan Soder
How is your day gonna be better? So Americans are getting radicalized the same way with cnn. The other thing we got constant.
Eddie Bravo
But we're not. We're not blowing people up.
Dan Soder
No, but I've told you a thousand.
Joe Rogan
But we celebrate when people get shot.
Dan Soder
Yeah. We love all this.
Joe Rogan
Like when we don't before. Right. But humans do. Imagine. Imagine a world where a guy who never hurt anybody gets shot in the neck on TV in front of everybody and people are cheering and people are posting about it. That doesn't make. That makes zero sense.
Dan Soder
That makes sense.
Joe Rogan
Never, never happened before. Because you're right, Joey. People have been radicalized.
Eddie Bravo
Radicalized. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And also radicalized. Have no empathy because social media doesn't. You don't have to have it. You can just.
Jamie Vernon
What.
Brian Redban
What side do you think is true? Trump decimated everybody. Like he's saying we just. We destroyed them. They don't have shit. But then there's other people saying that's bullshit. Iran's bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv and they won't let you videotape it. They're taking it. If you videotape the destruction in Tel Aviv, you'll get arrested.
Joe Rogan
Like, I'm sure there's some truth to that.
Brian Redban
There's like two.
Joe Rogan
I'm sure there's some truth to that. But they, they've blown the shit out of a lot of sites and the amount of missiles is drastically reduced, radically reduced. So the indication by even Al Jazeera. Al Jazeera said a thing that this strategy is working for Trump. The problem is they have that straight of Hormuz. It's all closed down. I mean if they go to war, like a physical hot war in this trader for moves with rockets and you
Brian Redban
think we'll go airplanes, boots on the ground. You think that's going to happen?
Eddie Bravo
That's what they're saying, dude.
Brian Redban
Nobody's going to be.
Joe Rogan
I don't know if that's necessary. It seems like they keep kill especially the Israelis are so good at finding those guys and killing them. Everybody that gets into power gets killed that you can only. Thank you, Jamie. You can only sustain that so long.
Brian Redban
Is that even real?
Eddie Bravo
Is that even real?
Joe Rogan
Whiskey, Eddie. Bravo.
Brian Redban
You know, you know what I'm talking about.
Dan Soder
Al Jazeera.
Eddie Bravo
What's that, Eddie? It's like the reports that you hear.
Brian Redban
Like, how do you even know any of it's real? Like you don't know nothing. They killed his son. They didn't kill his son.
Joe Rogan
How about the AI videos of Benjamin Netanyahu? And people are saying he's dead, he's dead. And everyone's saying, no, no, no, he's alive.
Eddie Bravo
Those AI videos are so good though.
Joe Rogan
They're not that good. They look like a beauty filter. It doesn't look like a real person.
Brian Redban
And he's like, the coffee's not spilling. And then when he puts his head back, when they show that the pocket put it goes over the hand.
Eddie Bravo
So does that mean he's dead?
Joe Rogan
It's weird. No, it doesn't mean.
Brian Redban
Maybe they're he's alive, but they're just with people.
Joe Rogan
They could be. They, they're, they play like long game. Israel does they. They could be with people just so that people think he's dead. Yeah, that could be a strategy.
Eddie Bravo
Cuz wasn't the beeper thing like a fiveyear project?
Brian Redban
Crazy project?
Joe Rogan
Amazing. Great, Amazing. If I was Israeli, I'd be like, yo, the.
Eddie Bravo
We convince them to get beepers.
Joe Rogan
Listen, there's a bunch of things are true at the same time. The Iranian regime is horrible.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Joe Rogan
They just executed that wrestler. A really elite high level teenage wrestler. They said he was at a protest. Most people are saying, at least some people are saying that he wasn't at a protest. What is this Jimmy?
Jamie Vernon
The golden beeper gift that Netanyahu gave to Trump.
Joe Rogan
That's hilarious. She gave him a beeper. That's pretty gangster. That's right up there with the auto pen picture replacing Biden's picture.
Eddie Bravo
That's wild.
Joe Rogan
That's pretty crazy. That's crazy.
Brian Redban
Do you think, do you think Iran has the capability to level Israel?
Joe Rogan
There's a new, there's a new understanding of their capabilities. Wish I could talk better. Because they thought they could only go 2,000 kilometers with their rockets, but they just fired rockets that are capable of going 4,000km, which means it's a lot different. So they could reach Europe. So that changed everybody's perception of all this shit because they're blowing up all these oil hubs, they're blowing up all these infrastructures, they're blowing up all these different things in Qatar and United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia, they're Blowing things up anywhere they think Americans are. So, any American assets in these places. But did they hit Dubai, too? I think they did, yeah. So it's good.
Brian Redban
That's crazy. Bring it back to this fucking UFC
Eddie Bravo
does a lot of fights in the Middle East.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Yes.
Eddie Bravo
So the price of rescheduling, I would assume.
Joe Rogan
Well, yeah. Yeah, perhaps. Unless this could all be resolved.
Brian Redban
It's great, dude. If they're bombing Dubai, that's insane. I was just there, like, six months ago. They bomb places.
Joe Rogan
A bunch of different countries.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Quite a few different countries. So it's like, it's not cut and dry. Like, look, I'm the last person that thinks we should go to war, but
Brian Redban
is there a possibility?
Joe Rogan
That regime is spooky.
Brian Redban
Is it possible that, like, the bombing that they're. That they're putting on Iran, like, someone else bombed them and they're saying it's Iran, Is that possible? Like a false flag?
Joe Rogan
I think they can pretty much determine where all the rockets come from, which is how they blame that one rocket on America that landed on that school. Yeah.
Brian Redban
I was watching Ian Carroll, like, a two hour podcast where he broke it down, and he's showing all this. This satellite footage of bases that were blown up. Like, they'll show like a picture of it.
Joe Rogan
Like.
Brian Redban
Yeah, a satellite image. And then the next one, there's a black dot. You know, it's like it's blown up. But even that, like, that could be AI too. Like, like, could be.
Joe Rogan
You don't know. It's like, there's. There's definitely a bunch of AI stuff out there. And this is one of the things that we knew about this. This new world that we're living in, is you're going to see news that's not news. You're going to see fake. And, you know, Israelis are pretty slick. I think that the, The. The idea of using fake footage to pretend that Netanyahu was dead, like, use. Use fake a. That's not past what they would think of. No, that's a clever move. And if they had to use, like, fake video of things getting blown up, like, how do you know? Who knows anymore? Who knows what's real and what's not? Hey, Eddie, how do we know here in Texas?
Eddie Bravo
We don't.
Joe Rogan
We don't know.
Dan Soder
Who's gonna certify this whole thing is
Joe Rogan
there's a good thing.
Dan Soder
Always.
Eddie Bravo
What's the good thing? Always.
Dan Soder
In three weeks, we're going to Cuba. The mother ship's opening up. That's all I know. I'm thinking about blow up everybody. But we're going to open up the mothership next to Starbucks around, right?
Joe Rogan
Get some real cigars, dog.
Dan Soder
Oh, n. Those cigars taste like ass now. That communist dirt.
Joe Rogan
How dare you.
Dan Soder
The other guys are making. I'm hearing it from the Cuban people. Those cigars taste like.
Brian Redban
So what's going on in Cuba? They're about to. They're about to.
Dan Soder
Diaz is starting to whatever.
Brian Redban
He's starting to negotiate with Trump. They're gonna lift the embargoes or whatever.
Dan Soder
I think. Listen, forget the fucking embargo. They gotta lift the island. Get those people out of there. Get them all out that fucking. That they have roaring blackouts and as of three or four days ago, they got no power.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, guess what, kids? Communism doesn't work.
Dan Soder
No, it don't fucking work. Eventually there's no. There's no pain.
Eddie Bravo
Donnie's trying it in New York.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, sorta.
Eddie Bravo
Sorta.
Joe Rogan
He's learning on the job.
Eddie Bravo
He's learning on the fly. It's not going great.
Dan Soder
Only good thing that they might open that hole.
Joe Rogan
You see that Kathy Hochul lady begging rich people to come back?
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Go to Palm beach and grab your friends and tell them to come back to New York.
Eddie Bravo
What the fuck is going on?
Joe Rogan
What is happening? Is this real life? How is that lady the governor of New York, how is that the real governor?
Eddie Bravo
Wild.
Dan Soder
The white lady?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, the white lady. She's the white lady that said that like black people don't know what computers
Brian Redban
are just the most racist. What the did you just say?
Joe Rogan
She's also the one that said that g. That God brought them the vaccine. The vaccine's brought by God.
Brian Redban
Like.
Joe Rogan
No, Pfizer made it. They have a patent. Moderna made it. The are you talking about? It's.
Brian Redban
How are you the governor?
Eddie Bravo
It's entertaining though, Eddie. You gotta feel good because you. You were spot on on the Epstein stuff. How many. How long ago?
Joe Rogan
Six years ago.
Brian Redban
I was just repeating that I see on the. On YouTube like, yeah, you call.
Dan Soder
You might call him the next Swami of Salami because I'm telling you, I see those videos all the time now. Eddie Bravo, right? Eddie Bravo was right. And you're on different platforms.
Joe Rogan
You're right all the time.
Dan Soder
I'm the one making them these that were talking that you're crazy.
Joe Rogan
And well, the thing is like Eddie's
Dan Soder
open minded Nirvana, you know, the whole
Joe Rogan
thing, the Nirvana one's crazy. There was a new one today that I just said Jamie sent. Jamie. It's handwriting analysis of the suicide letter. And they're saying now it's counterfeit of Kurt Cobain.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. I haven't seen any of this.
Joe Rogan
Clearly. I don't know if it did it.
Brian Redban
Oh, I have no idea.
Joe Rogan
Have you watch YouTube?
Eddie Bravo
Have you ever watched the document?
Joe Rogan
I did, bro. Yeah. But it was also actors. Actors saying things that you don't know if they said, cuz no one was there.
Eddie Bravo
Be cool.
Joe Rogan
But you know what I'm saying.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, no, I hear you.
Joe Rogan
It's a little weird. It's a little weird. A little weird you're talking about.
Eddie Bravo
But the detectives who are like, there's no way you could. That size of.
Joe Rogan
Okay, that makes sense. But it's not a documentary if you got actors pretending to do roles. It gets a little squirrely. So what?
Jamie Vernon
Even without that letter, it's kind of. I feel like most people can tell that the writing on the bottom isn't not the same as the writing on the top.
Joe Rogan
That's when the heroin kicks in, dog. Tell him, Joey. When that heroin kicks in, your writing gets a little wacky.
Brian Redban
I. I think whoever goes out the window killed Chris Cornell and Chester.
Eddie Bravo
Whoa, all of them?
Joe Rogan
What?
Brian Redban
I think it's my guess it's the same people.
Joe Rogan
You don't think those guys committed suicide?
Brian Redban
I don't think so. I don't think so.
Eddie Bravo
The picture of Chester with his family, literally the day before, Chris Cornell hung
Brian Redban
in a closet with broken ribs. There's a lot of broken ribs, dude. There's a lot of. That's one thing I didn't hear that they said. Oh, it was from the cpr.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, really? You hand me that lighter, Joe.
Brian Redban
You gotta look into the Chris Cornell stuff. They murdered that dude.
Joe Rogan
But you do break ribs when you do cpr. Are you sure he didn't actually just hang himself?
Brian Redban
Dude, I've seen YouTube videos on this.
Joe Rogan
Because there's a lot of people that think that Bourdain didn't either, but I think he kind of did.
Brian Redban
The one. I don't know. This could be total. But we know Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were like really good friends. Maybe best friends. We know that. And they were involved in some documentary about child trafficking.
Joe Rogan
Child sex trafficking.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Brian Redban
And so was. Bourdain was involved in it too. And this dj, the died too. They got mysteriously committed to each other. There you go.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Brian Redban
They were all. I don't know. That might be. But that's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that they were all involved
Joe Rogan
in some project with Eddie's track record.
Brian Redban
I don't know.
Eddie Bravo
I'm listening. I'm alike. I don't know.
Joe Rogan
But it is
Jamie Vernon
weirdly, if that was a thing like where how no one else is working on it and like what, they just didn't want to put it out. Did they get scared?
Dan Soder
People die?
Jamie Vernon
Yeah, that's. I'm just asking, like they wouldn't have been making it into individually on their own, like.
Eddie Bravo
Correct.
Jamie Vernon
They're not the ones filming stuff.
Joe Rogan
Do you know that four of the people that debunked Pizzagate, four of the journalists were arrested for child pornography. Have you ever seen that? No.
Jamie Vernon
Saw something like that? I don't think that's real.
Joe Rogan
God, I hope it's not real.
Jamie Vernon
I don't think it is.
Eddie Bravo
You know, I went to that Comet's pizza. I went there.
Joe Rogan
Somebody just sent it to me today.
Eddie Bravo
I went.
Joe Rogan
There was anybody that was a journalist, because I know there was a story. I saw at least one of them.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Jamie Vernon
When I tried to look up the other day, I saw a story that said a journalist got arrested for that. But I don't think that they had anything to do with reporting on Pizzagate. It was like a vice reporter.
Joe Rogan
They weren't one of the debunkers.
Jamie Vernon
I don't believe so. That's how. That's what I looked it up. It said that about. I'll try again.
Brian Redban
There's been so many deaths in the celebrity world that have a lot of suspicious world.
Joe Rogan
How about that dude that was a plasma physicist and they whacked him at mit. And then they whacked another guy who was. For what? No one knows he was assassinated. And then another guy just got.
Brian Redban
What was he? Well, did he discover something scientifically or something?
Joe Rogan
Most likely he was working on some very important stuff, some plasma physics.
Brian Redban
He probably said, hey, the moon's journalist. You can't land on that.
Joe Rogan
He did not.
Jamie Vernon
This is. But this is old. This is 23. It's all 23. It's. None of this was new, right?
Joe Rogan
No, no, it's all old arrests. Yeah. It's not like a recent thing.
Dan Soder
Oh, so they're all older.
Jamie Vernon
So this is like. Then it's like an old meme that think people are burning up back.
Joe Rogan
So it's not true.
Eddie Bravo
I don't think Eddie.
Joe Rogan
So Elon Musk boosted it. Is that what it says? Pizza gate. It says boosted the pizza gate. Oh, it just debutes that when you
Brian Redban
look into the Michael Jackson death.
Eddie Bravo
That was.
Brian Redban
That's.
Eddie Bravo
That was weird.
Brian Redban
That one's weird. JFK Jr yeah, but the Michael Jackson one.
Joe Rogan
He was taking Propofol every night. You can't do that. You can't just anesthetize yourself every night.
Brian Redban
But he also, like, maybe that's what they say. Like who? You don't know. Maybe they. Yeah, yeah, tell him he did just
Eddie Bravo
get all his masters back and had the Beatles catalog too. Yeah. Which is weird.
Dan Soder
From zero to here, you see how much money he's made since he died.
Joe Rogan
Put the headphones on or talking to the microphone.
Dan Soder
How much money Michael Jackson's made since he died, bro, it's wild.
Eddie Bravo
Him and Elvis are always like 1 and 2.
Joe Rogan
He blew out Tupac when Tupac put out his like, fifth album. After he's dead, we're like, where are these coming from?
Eddie Bravo
They thought he was alive.
Brian Redban
Remember that movie that Andrew Dice Clay did? Like his only movie. Yeah, it was like he. It was like they put all this money, they blow it up and then for some reason it didn't. It didn't. It didn't make its money back or something. It was a failure. Then they kind of like just blackballed him after that. That's a deep ass movie. Ford Fairlane. He was a detective who is investigating celebrity deaths. And then at the end of the. At the end of the movie, they find out he's like, head. You know, there's a. There's a part where he's talking to like the executive, the head executive or the owner of a record company. And they go, dude, as soon as we kill him, we got. He's. We immortalize him for life. He's worth.
Joe Rogan
People knew. They knew that forever. Yeah, people, if they did that forever. That's the suspicion about Jimi Hendrix.
Brian Redban
Yep, exactly. Jimi Hendrix. Kill them while they're hot instead of when they sell out and do commercial. You can't kill them then kill them when they're legendary. And then boom.
Joe Rogan
Whoever owns those masters.
Brian Redban
Whoever owns those masters.
Dan Soder
Let's get. Let's go to the fact. Fact. Let's go to the doctor that killed Michael Jackson, where he is today and how much time he got. Because there was a slip in the amount.
Joe Rogan
You know, that's what it was.
Dan Soder
Maybe the guy got stuck watching. Maybe the guy got stuck watching stupid on CNN and he forgot to go in there. I think somebody knocked on his door, gave him 5 million. Said just put an extra two cc's in there.
Eddie Bravo
And he didn't get much time.
Dan Soder
No, he didn't get dick.
Eddie Bravo
He got nothing.
Dan Soder
Joe.
Joe Rogan
You know, he said that he thinks that Michael Jackson was chemically Castrated. You know that, right?
Eddie Bravo
He did say that.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Have you ever looked into the Michael Jackson. Like, the cases? Like, the child sexual cases? No, man.
Joe Rogan
Didn't Candace do a deep dive?
Eddie Bravo
Did she. She does a ton of deep dives.
Joe Rogan
Did she do a deep dive on that? I'm not sure.
Eddie Bravo
I've seen a bunch of people do them. Once you get the facts. Like, man, he got.
Brian Redban
Do you think Candace is. Is on a list, man, to get like, yeah, dude.
Joe Rogan
Like, her and Tucker. I wouldn't be surprised.
Brian Redban
It's crazy, dude.
Joe Rogan
Imagine living like that.
Brian Redban
You got to.
Joe Rogan
You're worried about just the being. I know just the guy in France.
Eddie Bravo
And her name? Neighbor. Theo. Her neighbor's Theo. Her and Theo live, like, next door to each other? Yeah, no, they're super close. For real, Because I was at. I was at Tucker Carlson's Christmas party.
Brian Redban
What? Yeah. How did you get that invite?
Dan Soder
Theo.
Eddie Bravo
No, I didn't know Theo was gonna be there, but I. I go. And someone wanted pictures, me and Theo. And Theo goes, let's get a black in here. I'm like, oh, dude. He goes, candace. Candace. I'm like, but I didn't know they knew each other. I'm like, hey, dude. Like, cut it. And then she's like, oh. Laughing. And I was like, oh, how you know Candace? He's like, oh, dude. That's like. She's like a sister. He's like. The kids call him Uncle Theo, and he's over there, like, four days a week for dinner. And has Theo done her podcast or
Brian Redban
has she done his?
Joe Rogan
I'm pretty sure she's done his.
Eddie Bravo
I think she's done his. I don't think he would go on hers. She doesn't really do that type of.
Joe Rogan
Did Theo have Candace on?
Eddie Bravo
I'm pretty sure, because they were talking
Joe Rogan
about, this is a good fight.
Eddie Bravo
Great fight.
Joe Rogan
Roman Delizzi and Christian Leroy Duncan. Christian Leroy Duncan's a wicked strike.
Eddie Bravo
They kind of MVP over a little bit.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, Well, I mean, a little bit. First of all, they're him over because he's fighting a guy who was a teammate.
Eddie Bravo
Super close teammate. Doesn't make a ton of sense. Doesn't move him up in the rankings. But then he's also on his last fight on his contract.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, well, you know, the kid's good, but Michael Van Page is something very unique, and most people just can't handle him.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but he's unique because when you fight him, you can't mimic his style. So the first time you see it it's when it's live with the lights on and Bruce Buffer's shouting. But now that your training partner for years knows that element of surprise is gone, it really him, Right?
Joe Rogan
But it's also, like, how many times did Venom Page piece that dude up?
Eddie Bravo
True, but apparently he was choking MVP out left and right.
Joe Rogan
I bet, right?
Eddie Bravo
That's what he said. His anacondas and darsis are really good. Oh, interesting. That's where it gets weird, right?
Joe Rogan
He might have a grappling advantage, but
Eddie Bravo
if I'm mvp, I'm like, bro, there's so many guys on the roster, you can't toss me. Anybody else? A guy trained with non stop.
Dan Soder
Do a smelling salt. Knock it off, please.
Joe Rogan
I should do a smell.
Dan Soder
Yes.
Eddie Bravo
I'm down for some smells.
Brian Redban
Yeah, let's get loose.
Joe Rogan
I've had allergies all week. Oh, it's been killing me. This Christian Leroy Duncan dude. It's fun, man.
Eddie Bravo
Dude, you don't think they could have done Christian Leroy Duncan versus MVP at middleweight?
Joe Rogan
Oh, they could have. Definitely.
Eddie Bravo
That's a fight.
Dan Soder
Oh, my God.
Joe Rogan
That's a crazy fight. That's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
What's up, bro? Here we go. That's a bad one, huh, Joe?
Joe Rogan
I took deep breaths. I was really trying to clear that nose.
Dan Soder
I don't know if I should do this. I gotta land in Newark tonight. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to smell that.
Joe Rogan
You definitely need it. Everybody needs it.
Eddie Bravo
Are there.
Brian Redban
Are there any homeless people that just do that, like, all day?
Eddie Bravo
No.
Joe Rogan
Meth, it doesn't have the same impact that paint does.
Eddie Bravo
Now I'm ready. That's what you need for allergies.
Joe Rogan
So Deline. Delinsay has Christian Leroy Duncan down on the ground. For folks watching, they want to sync up. It's 3 minutes and 34, 33, 32, 31, 30 of the first round.
Eddie Bravo
So just tell you guys how good that main event is between the two of them. They're 37 0.
Joe Rogan
That's nuts.
Eddie Bravo
That's crazy.
Brian Redban
Okay, what's the rest of the card? You said it's great. Rattle it off.
Eddie Bravo
MVP's fight is interesting because it's a training partner.
Brian Redban
Oh, that's what you were just talking about?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, we're talking about.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, Jamie.
Eddie Bravo
But that's fighting a training, like, super close train partner.
Brian Redban
Like, why would they do that? Like, you would just stay away from it.
Eddie Bravo
He's been. He's been kind of outspoken, too, about fighter pay and them kind of screwing him over. So, you know.
Joe Rogan
Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie Bravo
We had. So they're gonna discipline.
Brian Redban
We had two 10 planet guys fight each other once. Alan Jabon versus Ben Saunders. Oh, yeah. That sucked. Damn. It was like.
Eddie Bravo
Was the fight good though?
Brian Redban
I didn't corner nobody. I didn't even watch.
Eddie Bravo
How was the fight?
Brian Redban
Jabon won, but it was.
Eddie Bravo
It like back and forth, like.
Brian Redban
I don't even. I don't even.
Eddie Bravo
They never are. This is the problem. Like when I fought Orlovsky, I was like, what? That's my training partner. Because he knows what I do. I know what he does. So then when you get in there, it's kind of like.
Joe Rogan
That is weird.
Eddie Bravo
It's. It's a boring ass fight because you're not doing your.
Brian Redban
We're not speaking about.
Joe Rogan
What are you talking about?
Dan Soder
Yeah, that's a great fight.
Joe Rogan
That's a. I don't know. I don't know.
Brian Redban
Eight mines.
Dan Soder
A hobby.
Brian Redban
I don't know how.
Eddie Bravo
He's one like, good.
Joe Rogan
He beat Cheeto Vera.
Eddie Bravo
Okay, let me ask you this, fellas.
Brian Redban
Damn, that's another great fight.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, they're all good fights. Shao Ali's probably the favorite here, but outside, like the big dogs. What American are we going to celebrate? You know what I'm saying? Like Nichols.
Dan Soder
That's the American Bo Nickel.
Brian Redban
Kyle Dus. Is he right?
Joe Rogan
Kyle Dus is a problem. He's very good.
Brian Redban
What's his style? Wrestler, Striker.
Joe Rogan
He's a boxer with Jiu Jitsu. Black Jiu Jitsu.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Eddie Bravo
It's not an easy fight for both.
Joe Rogan
He's a veteran too.
Brian Redban
And Steve Garcia? Who's that?
Joe Rogan
He's a animal.
Eddie Bravo
That's the. That's the funnest fight in the car.
Joe Rogan
Like Steve Garcia. Striker. Well, you can do it. Everything. You do everything. But vicious. Striker, super aggressive. Just a wild dude. And Diego Lopez, Same. Diego Lopez has a wicked ground game too. People forget he almost caught Eviloev a couple times on the ground.
Brian Redban
He fought combat Jiu Jitsu dog.
Joe Rogan
He's legit on the ground.
Brian Redban
Anytime he wins is good for us.
Eddie Bravo
You love it.
Brian Redban
You're like, oh, we take all his
Joe Rogan
highlights, you know, I love the mustache, but I hate. I hate the bangs, I gotta say.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it's very like emo.
Joe Rogan
The Mustangs mustache is awesome. Yeah, but I don't like mustaches.
Dan Soder
Do you remember that guy on Apple tv?
Brian Redban
Undercard.
Eddie Bravo
No, this happened. This is the fight tonight.
Brian Redban
Oh, this tonight? Yeah. This tonight?
Joe Rogan
That's right.
Dan Soder
Okay.
Brian Redban
Just fine.
Dan Soder
Tonight.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Oh, okay.
Dan Soder
All right.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Eddie Bravo
I didn't know that Luke So the co. Main event, Luke Riley. He's huge over there. Huge.
Brian Redban
So where are we at right now?
Joe Rogan
We are at this right here. Christian Leroy Duncan and Roman Delude. Say, look, turn to your right.
Brian Redban
And then we're going up. Yeah, we're going up.
Joe Rogan
Now.
Brian Redban
Who's the headliner?
Joe Rogan
The headliners, Eve Loev and Laroma, both undefeated.
Eddie Bravo
Okay, so like, talent, like, skill wise, that's better than anything on. Oh, we're missing Netflix card or the White House card.
Brian Redban
Oh, okay, okay.
Joe Rogan
They're just not deleted. Might be a major name. He's on his back, and I just saw Christian Leroy Duncan tag him a couple times.
Eddie Bravo
Damn, Joe, did you see they filled out the rest of that MVP card? That thing's getting tasty.
Joe Rogan
Luke Rockwell's returning. Is that real?
Eddie Bravo
I. I see.
Brian Redban
I don't know.
Eddie Bravo
Is that real?
Joe Rogan
The one with Ronda Rousey?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that card stacked.
Brian Redban
What do you guys think about Ronda Rousey, Gina Carano?
Eddie Bravo
They're both very old.
Brian Redban
I think it's a great fight. I. I'm gonna.
Eddie Bravo
It's not a great fight.
Brian Redban
I'm into it.
Eddie Bravo
No, no, here. I'm into it.
Brian Redban
You're going to watch it, though? Oh, of course. A million percent.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Brian Redban
So any fight that you would watch. A million, bro.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. I'm just saying, as far as, like, Rhonda's should be a minus 4,000 favorite. She's going to starch her, dude.
Brian Redban
Gina had some decent striking, man.
Eddie Bravo
And she had good Jiu Jitsu 20 years ago, Eddie.
Brian Redban
She still looks young. She still does. I love Gina Carano.
Eddie Bravo
I love Gina, but, you know, she hasn't been active literally, like 15 years.
Brian Redban
She looks like she's in great shape. Do you see her throwing those flying?
Eddie Bravo
No, she looks.
Joe Rogan
What do you think they paid Francis?
Brian Redban
2 million.
Joe Rogan
So if we're right about the Nate number, if. If all the rumors not we. It's not my. My thoughts. People are saying it's more than 10, so.
Eddie Bravo
It's more than 10.
Joe Rogan
Francis. 20. Got to get 20. 20. Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
And he's coming from the cost of money, too.
Joe Rogan
He's the lineal heavyweight champion of mma.
Eddie Bravo
Correct.
Joe Rogan
The only reason why. I mean, he never lost his title. He just left the organization.
Eddie Bravo
Just left.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
My thing is with. With mvp, and everyone's like, oh, they compete with the ufc and it's almost impossible because they, like, Netflix business model is like, these spectacles, like, they're fun fights, but it doesn't really move. It doesn't move as far as, like, rankings or competition. So where do they go from here?
Brian Redban
They got to start having. They got to have Netflix. Netflix championships. You know what they got to do? They got to come up with a name for the show, and then it's. And then start putting out belts. It's really easy.
Eddie Bravo
But there's the. The roster.
Brian Redban
It's called mvp.
Eddie Bravo
Mvp.
Brian Redban
Mvp. Champion. Mba. Like, let's say Francis lightweight champ.
Eddie Bravo
Let's say Francis wins. Okay, then what now? Like, where do we go from here?
Brian Redban
No, you. This is where you start. In the beginning, you don't have any champions, but eventually you build champion. And then you just say, okay, whoever wins this fight is a champion.
Eddie Bravo
Pfl. They're sinking
Joe Rogan
Jason Jackson. That's exciting.
Eddie Bravo
Love, Lorenz Lar.
Brian Redban
What do you think about Nate Diaz? Mike Perry? What do you think? What do you think happens there?
Eddie Bravo
It depends what version of Nate we get. Like, you know, he's older now. If it was straight bare knuckle, that's Mike Perry's game all day. He's gonna beat the brakes off him. But Nate, it's tough in the clinch. You know, it's. There's grappling. That's not Mike's thing. If that's a good. That's a. But those. This is my thing about Netflix. This is the difference of what the UFC is doing.
Dan Soder
What?
Eddie Bravo
Netflix. This is fun, like, for the casuals people. Like, that's gonna be the most watched MMA fight of all time.
Joe Rogan
Lorenz Larkin is the only guy I ever saw throw oblique kicks to the body. Nasty. Against Neil Magni, I was like, oh, I never saw anybody doing.
Brian Redban
What's an oblique kick to the body.
Joe Rogan
You know how the oblique kick comes out like this? Like this.
Brian Redban
They call that an oblique kick.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Redban
He throws in your obliques right here.
Joe Rogan
He's kicking. He's kicking with it. Yeah. I don't know why they call it the oblique kick.
Brian Redban
My obliques are making a comeback.
Joe Rogan
What is the reason they call it the oblique kick?
Brian Redban
10 Planet Kush episode 20 with the
Joe Rogan
cats let's find out. Why do they call that the oblique kick? But either way, I never saw anybody. Everybody throws it to the legs.
Eddie Bravo
Lorenzo's motherfucker, man.
Joe Rogan
For a long time. Nasty. He's nasty. Striker. Yeah, like a wicked striker.
Brian Redban
Do you remember?
Eddie Bravo
There's some cool trucks.
Joe Rogan
Do you.
Brian Redban
Do you remember that? I used to do a little YouTube show.
Joe Rogan
The angle. That's what it is. The angle and line of the strike. Not for the core oblique muscles. That's what I thought. So it's meaning Slanted or diagonal in geometry, There it is. That makes sense.
Brian Redban
My obliques are making a comeback because
Joe Rogan
he's the only guy. He actually kind of throws into your obliques.
Brian Redban
I play that video. There's a Joey used to do his UFC picks called 10 Planet Kush. And I would film him, and he would be. He'd bet like 500. He'd give. Give. There's a UFC coming up, and I film, and we'd be like, in the alley next to a dumpster at Houston. Houston. We did it all over the place. So it's like a UFC's coming up. Here's 10th Planet Kush, episode six, and it'd be Joey Diaz, and he with his UFC pigs.
Dan Soder
Yeah, I'm going six every week.
Brian Redban
Yeah. While I'm filming.
Eddie Bravo
UFC's tough.
Dan Soder
You cannot pick six fights.
Brian Redban
Well, check this out, though. While this is what this is, the. The moral of the story is I. When I film him, it's always one take. He gives his picks, and he's, like, batting, like 500, right? And I. And I laugh like, two or three times. Like, I'm filming. I'm like, ah, you know? And one. In one episode. This is episode 20, 10th planet Kush, episode 20. I decide to go to his house, his apartment, to film it. And he had 10 cats. He had 10 cats. So I go and I film. And so basically, I do a little documentary on all his cats. He's giving me the lowdown on all his cats, and it's amazing. These cats are beautiful in a small little apartment.
Eddie Bravo
You didn't get hate where people, like, just give us the goddamn pics?
Brian Redban
No, well, no, no, no. So by the time we got to the picks, we went through all the stories of all the cats and which cats are fighting other cats? Which cats get along with other cats? He had fidelity, little fellasito. He had Fidel in it, in his lap. And Fidel was the most beautiful cat ever. And then he was ready to give us picks. And all of a sudden, after we go through all the cats and he's ready to give his picks, he's holding Fedo. And then, dude, he just is on fire. He gives all his pics. There's, like, so much he's got on fire. And I'm laughing through the whole thing because he's on fire. Fire. He goes, I just got back from Pilates or yoga. Was it yoga or Pilates?
Eddie Bravo
Yoga.
Brian Redban
I just got back from yoga. My obliques are making a comeback. And he's going off, and he's holding Fidelito, his cat. And he's going off and I was laughing. My. When you watch, if you watch this, I'm gonna annoy you because I'm laughing too much as he's on fire. I'm laughing the whole time filming.
Joe Rogan
I remember it.
Brian Redban
And then when I go, then I. I'm driving home, I couldn't wait to edit it and upload it to YouTube. Like, oh my God, this was special. This was special. This isn't gonna be a good one. And you know what? He got all the fights, right?
Eddie Bravo
Damn.
Brian Redban
Thousand percent.
Eddie Bravo
It's tough to do, dude.
Brian Redban
Those cats. Those cats, they knew, dude, the cats knew.
Dan Soder
I take my cat to the track with me, you know what I'm saying?
Brian Redban
How many cats you have now?
Dan Soder
One.
Brian Redban
Just one? I got four, dog.
Joe Rogan
So I think this is the end of the second round here. We got one more round. We should probably pay attention to this.
Dan Soder
What do you got, Joe? Two dogs.
Joe Rogan
That's it. Two dogs. Cats.
Brian Redban
No cats. Get some cats, Joe. Get some cats.
Dan Soder
No more chickens.
Joe Rogan
I got a bunch of chickens.
Brian Redban
Really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, like 15 of them.
Brian Redban
Dude, I'm all in on cats. I never was a cat person growing up. Never understood them until like the last six years and now.
Joe Rogan
Dude, cats are fun.
Brian Redban
My. My cats are everything to me, man.
Eddie Bravo
Joe, did you see the mov? Said he can. He does 1500 push ups in an hour.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's bananas.
Eddie Bravo
That's not real, right?
Jamie Vernon
He was doing a thousand, now he can do 1500.
Joe Rogan
I mean, maybe he can do it. Those guys in prison, he's in shape, right?
Dan Soder
Those guys in prison, the question is,
Joe Rogan
what do they look like? Are they full extension agree or the. Is he doing.
Eddie Bravo
I would like a video of it.
Joe Rogan
Is he doing these things?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, like when I said I could. Ben. Shoot 25. Whatever. Like 29 times.
Joe Rogan
Where's he from?
Eddie Bravo
Somewhere tough and cold.
Joe Rogan
Where is Eve Lueb? From what country?
Eddie Bravo
Probably Russia.
Joe Rogan
He's a Russian, I think. But like, I don't know what part you know.
Brian Redban
Damn, that guy's karate. Look at that.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah. Christian Leroy Duncan's a beast, dude.
Brian Redban
He's fun. He throws anything.
Eddie Bravo
Jamie, did he say 1500 an hour?
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Where is.
Eddie Bravo
Call him.
Joe Rogan
Where's most far from Eve Loew?
Brian Redban
Sounds like.
Dan Soder
I don't want it to.
Brian Redban
I can smell that.
Eddie Bravo
I did them twice.
Brian Redban
Do you have small salt at home where you go every now and then pop up?
Dan Soder
You know what? I do them and I get so high that I forget to put the lid on them. And then two days later I go back and they're dead. I gotta get some more.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah, From Russia.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, could be more Russian.
Joe Rogan
One of the things about mob, sorry, Russian, when they do. I was watching this video. I don't know how accurate the video was, but I started incorporating it. When they do sets of push ups, they don't do it for numbers. They do it for time under tension. Their whole idea is like doing it slow and do less repetitions is harder and you know you're doing for sure. Instead of doing like 20, we could just stop at 20. Yeah, or 50. When you stop, you're, you're, you're slow through the whole thing.
Eddie Bravo
That's supposed to be better to build
Joe Rogan
muscle with your whole body tensed up. You're supposed to tense your, tense your calves, your legs.
Eddie Bravo
That's some Russian.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, I started doing it.
Dan Soder
It's interesting that people remember when we were kids, had the bull worker. You ever have the bull worker thing? Then you squeeze.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah.
Dan Soder
That's a lot of things. You get older. Isometric is a lot better. What you're doing those push ups, that's money. A ten count and slow. There's a guy that wrote a book, the Power of Something.
Brian Redban
Dude, the power. There's this dude that wrote the Power
Dan Soder
of Something, but the book is about. Instead of doing five sets of eight squats, do one set of the heaviest squats you could do for four. And get the. Off the squat rack, you go to the bench press again. Instead of doing three sets of heavy, do a set of nine. Basically you feel like puking. And then from there you do like three or four movements and you're out of there in a half hour.
Brian Redban
I like that.
Joe Rogan
Is that Mike Mentzer?
Dan Soder
No, no, Mike Mentzer is one of the guys. He does more dumbbell. This is, it's similar what I do. The power of 10. It's 10. That's it. The power of 10. That's it. Just when you, when you. And they do the worst workout because when you walk in, there's no warm up. There's no nothing. They put you on the heavy.
Brian Redban
I like that. No warm up.
Joe Rogan
That sounds like a great way to tear your apart.
Dan Soder
That's what I'm saying. But they, she dog those squats. Get used to make me get anxiety. She put like 400 on those things and go, go. And you're like. But she won't let you go for 10 seconds. And it's. I don't know, but I just read about it. I'm like, you know what? Maybe I'll incorporate it after the.
Joe Rogan
You always wonder, like, how many people are over training, you know, and how much more. You know, I don't know, more rest. If you got more rest, how much more growth you would have.
Dan Soder
Well, Mike Mena was 20 sets per body part.
Joe Rogan
That's what he did. Jeez, that was a four split.
Dan Soder
That was a two split.
Eddie Bravo
Who has that time, though, too?
Dan Soder
That's when you're a professional weightlifter. That's what you.
Brian Redban
You want. You want to hear some crazy.
Dan Soder
You grow all day and get in the head and drink protein po. You know, it's the same thing, you know?
Brian Redban
You know, you want to hear some crazy? When you. When George Saroplas was in Australia, I. I was courting George sa Ropolis. He was fighting Dennis Seaver. Remember that? Dennis Seaver, trunk legs.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Brian Redban
And the guy was known for throwing turning sidekicks like Joe. That was his. And if he landed it. Dude, you're going to sleep.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, good one. Yeah.
Brian Redban
So we're. He's gonna fight him. We're on our way to the fight. And this before the fight is in the weight room. We're walking through. We see him in the weight room. Dennis Seaver is doing squats with heavy squats right before his fight. Like, what the.
Eddie Bravo
Trying to get his. What do you think? That was ramped up.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Wake his body up.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, wake his body.
Joe Rogan
He only did one set. It wouldn't you up too bad.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, especially if I was used to doing it, too.
Joe Rogan
It would make you weaker.
Brian Redban
That scared the out of me, dude.
Joe Rogan
You know, when I. You ever do those grip strength things?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Here's the thing about those things. You do it once. You get your highest number, and after that, everything drops off. So, like, how much of that is, like, with squats and with everything else, too? If he's doing, like, heavy lifting right before a fight, how much pep does that take out of his legs? I don't know.
Brian Redban
I don't know.
Eddie Bravo
It might be a thing he's been doing, though, you know, rhythm.
Joe Rogan
He's got Christian Leroy Duncan's back. I don't know what happened.
Dan Soder
He's got a little.
Joe Rogan
Talking so much. It's just one of those things where it's like, everybody's got, like, marab spars five hard rounds the day of a fight.
Eddie Bravo
Randy Couture used to do that too.
Brian Redban
Thiago Alves was the first guy that I saw, like, working out really hard before his fight. I'm like, what the is he doing?
Joe Rogan
They were doing that replenish glycogen. So because a ton of weight. And when Thiago Alva's cut all that weight, they would. He had this guy who's a scientist who explained it to me, and he was like, you put it a certain amount of carbohydrates, but you need a certain amount of exercise. So the, the. The sugar gets back into the muscles.
Brian Redban
Yeah, you got to get through that. After you. You go through that extreme weight cut. This is what he said. Because I asked him, like, what the are you doing? He goes, you gotta blast. You gotta get. You gotta get to a, like your heart rate at a certain rate where it forgets that you lost all that weight. And now you're back to normal. Because the first gassing is. You're gonna be. If your first gas after the weight
Eddie Bravo
cut is in the fight, you're.
Brian Redban
Yeah, you gotta get that first gas out before. So by the time you get to the cage, your body forgot about.
Joe Rogan
It's probably both things because it's definitely that. You remember how big he got, bro? Remember when he fought Matt Hughes?
Eddie Bravo
Massive. He was.
Joe Rogan
He looked like a heavyweight. He was gigantic.
Brian Redban
What happened in that fight? I don't remember.
Joe Rogan
He stopped him with a flying knee, right?
Brian Redban
Matt Hughes?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Didn't he stop Matt Hughes with a flying knee?
Dan Soder
I forget.
Joe Rogan
Wasn't that when he was coming up?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, and that was like his coming out party. That's how he made like one of the big victories.
Joe Rogan
Thiago was a problem. He was a big dude. He was a big. Yeah, there it is.
Eddie Bravo
Boom.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Look at his traps there, bro. Dude. He was a terrifying dude. Look at the size of him, man.
Eddie Bravo
Brutal.
Joe Rogan
He was so big. Yeah. That was crazy. That was a bad one. Thiago was a real problem in his prime, dude. People forget, you know, they forget. They forget. They see guys lose later in their career. They forget. In his prime, Tiago Alva's was a nightmare, man. Devastating leg kicks would whip them down on you.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, buddy.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he whipped his leg kicks.
Eddie Bravo
But like the new fan base that came along, like around Covid and during the Conor McGregor time, they don't know any of this old school.
Brian Redban
Oh, dude, there's so much time, dude. How about the late 90s? Are you up with the late 90s, like the early UFCs and all that? Yeah, UFC 1 through 8, dude, I had all those fights on one VHS tape. It's a four hour tape edited, just the fights and the tail of the tape. UFC 1 through 8?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, man.
Brian Redban
I put it at the strip club, dog. All day we'd be watching fights. Dudes wouldn't even be watching the chicks. And the chicks were getting mad. Can you turn that off? Nobody's even looking at. My girls would get mad and the manager like, shut the up. Go give. Go give a lab dance. We're watching the fights.
Joe Rogan
All right, who won? Christian did. Christian Leroy Duncan.
Dan Soder
Y.
Brian Redban
You know, I'm at the gym and they show like, there's like a best of UFC at the gym all the time. And I. I just saw Stephen Thompson, Wonder boy versus Kevin Holland. God damn, that was a good fight. You remember that fight? Cuz some people that throw wheel kicks, they'll throw one, maybe two in a fight. Dude, Stephen Thompson threw 38 wheel kicks. He kept throwing them over and over and over like SM Barboura. So might give you one in a fight, maybe two. Dude, do you remember that fight? Kevin Thomas, Kevin Holland, did he retire?
Eddie Bravo
He might have one left, I don't know.
Brian Redban
But Kevin Holland is an amazing warrior, dude. He took a lot of. He was throwing a lot of.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it took a lot of. It was a weird fight because Kevin made like a. They made an agreement not to go
Eddie Bravo
to the ground, which is so stupid crazy.
Brian Redban
I did not know that.
Joe Rogan
You're fighting guy who's.
Eddie Bravo
That changes everything.
Joe Rogan
You're fighting a guy who's the scariest kickboxer in just kickboxing.
Eddie Bravo
I mean, that's why you love Kevin Holland.
Joe Rogan
But what are you doing, dude? When he was in his prime as a kickboxer, I think he was something crazy. Like 61 and 0.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, even more than that. It was over 100. So I met Wonder Boy Thompson, GSP bro brought him into our camp. Was a. Nobody had no MMA fights. And GSP is like, you guys are going to want to spar with this guy. It's crazy, dude. It's like in that movie Rush Hour when Chris Tucker hit was like, which one of y' all hit me?
Brian Redban
Yeah,
Eddie Bravo
everybody.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. No, he was. He was.
Eddie Bravo
You've never seen anything like it.
Joe Rogan
Never seen anything like it. If there was a real kickboxing league, that guy would have been a huge superstar.
Eddie Bravo
It crazy.
Joe Rogan
Like slap fighting's big and they can't figure out, is it possible combat jiu jitsu?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, combat's a different kind of big right there.
Joe Rogan
Like one FC has. They have atom weight fights.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They have dudes that are fighting that are 105 pounds in Muay Thai and they move so fast you would swear that your phone is on Double speed.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You watch it, you're like, wow, how is this real?
Brian Redban
Do like boxing was like that back in the day, in the heyday. Remember Carol vs. Barrera? Those 115 pound boxers max. 115.
Joe Rogan
Isn't it interesting that you can't pay per view? It's like anything below even 125 is.
Eddie Bravo
People don't with them.
Joe Rogan
It's hard for people to.
Brian Redban
Dude, there were big fights, dude. Marco Antonio Barrera versus Michael Carbajal. Those dudes are 115.
Eddie Bravo
But Joe, when you, when you say slap fight's big, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it gets views, but there's no. You can't name a slap fight athlete, right?
Joe Rogan
No, that's true.
Eddie Bravo
It's like the special.
Joe Rogan
The thing is that it's just getting a lot of attention.
Eddie Bravo
It gets a lot of attention.
Dan Soder
But you know, man, I've been going on deep holes on old school boxing. Like Duran Mugabe, Thomas Hearns, Sugar Ray, late night. I watch those things and I call him and I go, what was going on back then that's different from now? And we both go, those didn't give a about brain damage.
Eddie Bravo
They were tougher.
Dan Soder
Marvin Hagler. No, these guys today are even tougher.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, I disagree.
Dan Soder
Solid.
Joe Rogan
Watch these dudes. This Japanese dude on the right, 105. Yes.
Eddie Bravo
With MMA gloves on.
Joe Rogan
Yoshinari on the right, he moves like double speed. Like you can't believe how fast he is. This is 105 pounds. Watch how fast this guy is. Oh, wow, bro. This fight is wild. I watched it last night and I was ready to go to bed and I turned it on YouTube and I was like, holy, I gotta watch this whole fight. This is crazy.
Brian Redban
Is that where you get your kickboxing and when you go to sleep always. It's always when you go to sleep.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Joe Rogan
Kickboxing, I'm like wonder like how the
Brian Redban
do you know so much kickboxing? Where do you watch?
Joe Rogan
The professional pool? Right before I go to bed, I like to watch things that have no consequence on the world world. Like this is just fun. But this dude, Yoshinari is so fast, dude, just like so wicked. And he throws this nasty straight left hand to the body. It's so quick you could barely see it coming. It's weird. Like both of these guys, the guy rock. He's fighting too, is this Thailand guy. He's vicious as too and against anybody else he would look elite. But this Japanese guy just is lighting him up. Just the speed that these guys have. They have no gravity. Like, look how just the Throwing the kick and then checking the kick when the return kick comes.
Eddie Bravo
They're so fast. And the technique is.
Brian Redban
He threw that knee like a jab. He threw that knee like a jab.
Joe Rogan
Everything's flawless.
Eddie Bravo
Adam, wait. Though American.
Joe Rogan
This.
Eddie Bravo
Get the.
Joe Rogan
But they would. Because on t. Look at that straight left to the body and then the front kick behind it. The thing is, like, on tv, it doesn't matter. You don't know. You just. You know, they're.
Brian Redban
You got a point for the takedown.
Joe Rogan
You just. It just. It's Muay Thai. It counts. Yeah, but.
Eddie Bravo
But Demetrius Johnson would have been the most famous guy on the planet then, you know, when he found the oc.
Joe Rogan
Hey, he should have been. He should have been when he.
Eddie Bravo
What's funny is he's more famous now.
Brian Redban
It's all about.
Joe Rogan
It's all about the promotion, right from streaming his YouTube shows. Great.
Eddie Bravo
Like, he's.
Joe Rogan
Where does he stream. Does he stream on YouTube or somewhere else?
Eddie Bravo
I don't know. I don't know. He's.
Joe Rogan
Podcast.
Eddie Bravo
I think he's called the Mighty Cast, bro. Look, he's.
Joe Rogan
Great ass, this guy is. I. I mean, I watched this fight twice last night. I was like, this Yoshinari guy is so fast. Like, the counters with the kicks, they move faster than hands.
Eddie Bravo
It's like two cats fighting.
Joe Rogan
It's nuts, man. Like, the. The speed of their kicks is just bananas.
Eddie Bravo
I'll tell you this.
Joe Rogan
I wish they were bigger.
Brian Redban
Isn't it crazy that. Isn't it crazy that, like, a. A cobra can't strike a cat? There's so many videos.
Joe Rogan
Like, cats are so.
Brian Redban
The cats are too quick.
Joe Rogan
Cats are so.
Brian Redban
The cobra can't with the cat.
Eddie Bravo
When you see, like, a honey badger, a wolverine, where for a.
Joe Rogan
They don't care if the snake bites them. They're like, they lie there half dead, then they come back to life and eat the snake. Yeah, that's a crazy animal.
Eddie Bravo
Aren't they immune to the venom? Is that this way?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they recover from it. Why would God make some, like, just the evilest little. That steals food from lions?
Brian Redban
How crazy is that? The cats have reptile eyes and they hiss.
Joe Rogan
That is crazy.
Brian Redban
Isn't that crazy? They have reptile eyes and cats right now.
Joe Rogan
I know.
Brian Redban
And they hiss.
Joe Rogan
Yep.
Brian Redban
No less animals.
Joe Rogan
That's.
Brian Redban
That's what a snake does, and that's what cats do.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, cats.
Brian Redban
Yeah, cats.
Eddie Bravo
Big cats.
Brian Redban
Yeah, they hiss.
Eddie Bravo
You need to go to the Austin Zoo. Anybody Been there.
Joe Rogan
I've been.
Eddie Bravo
You're about this far away from a tiger. There's just.
Joe Rogan
It's just.
Eddie Bravo
It's like a fence, bro.
Joe Rogan
It's.
Eddie Bravo
It's not like San Diego, where there's a huge glass eight feet away. Nah, you can touch the. The tail.
Joe Rogan
My kids were climbing on the wall.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, bro, you're so close, dude.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but you can't really.
Eddie Bravo
Someone's for sure gonna get up there, and I'm all for it. It's great.
Joe Rogan
You can't.
Eddie Bravo
It's the best zoo.
Brian Redban
No, you can't.
Joe Rogan
It's more separated than that.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, barely, though, bubba.
Joe Rogan
Look how fast these are. This is crazy. I mean, this fight is heated up now.
Eddie Bravo
Does it go to decision?
Joe Rogan
No, no. Yoshinar stops him. It's pretty spectacular when he does it. So who we got here?
Eddie Bravo
Austin Lane.
Joe Rogan
Oh, this dude had the craziest fight. Iwo Baraniski. I don't know how to say his right. His name correctly. I memorized it last time, but that dude had the craziest fight in his last outing where they. I forget who he's fighting, but they just stood toe to toe in front of each other and just blasted each other. Multiple knockdowns, haymakers. And eventually he came out on top, but it was chaos.
Eddie Bravo
Joe, with some of the tough names. Do you, like, memorize the night before? Do you have an earpiece, too?
Joe Rogan
I have a thing where they say it. So the UFC sends me an email, and they say it in their email, so then I listen to them say it and then I repeat it, and then I have to write it down phonetically. It's the most stressful day, is the weigh ins for me. I'm so stressed out, you know, I
Eddie Bravo
have to stop watching because I'm stressed for you. Because I struggle with names. I really struggle with, like, the Russian names.
Joe Rogan
And some of them are crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Off.
Joe Rogan
Some of them are crazy. They had this Mongolian dude the other day. I had to practice his name for 20 minutes. He had the dopest hat, too. One of them Genghis Khan hats. Like leather on the top, fur. He came out with it on.
Eddie Bravo
It stresses me out.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's. Look, this is coming. It's. He's going to stop this dude soon. The speed this Japanese guy has, man, is bananas.
Brian Redban
It's all that kimchi.
Joe Rogan
And I think this is. He's a Japanese buddy, not Korean. I think this is the first time they had Atom weight with men.
Brian Redban
At least.
Joe Rogan
I've never seen it before, dude, man. But because look how skillful this cat is.
Eddie Bravo
Well, my, my 10 year old's 105.
Joe Rogan
And he throws those Japanese guys throw those toe kicks to the body where they literally straighten their foot out and they stab you with their big toe in the liver. It's nuts. There's a bunch of these guys, like, especially the Kyokushin karate guys, they practice that.
Eddie Bravo
But if people understood that these guys are more technical and more talented than all the other weights. But the problem is, is your normal average. Like casual viewers, like, oh, I could beat them up. They're tiny.
Brian Redban
It's like, buddy, you can't really tell how tiny they are. Like, if you told me that this is 135, I would believe it. Oh, that's 135.
Joe Rogan
You know what I mean? The end is near.
Brian Redban
Can't tell.
Joe Rogan
He just rocked that dude with a head.
Brian Redban
You just got to make sure the
Jamie Vernon
ref is in the ref.
Brian Redban
Make.
Jamie Vernon
You can tell.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, make the ref a.
Brian Redban
And these guys are middleweights, bro.
Eddie Bravo
That ref is 5.
Jamie Vernon
Barely over the ropes,
Joe Rogan
bro.
Brian Redban
Yeah, you can shoot around that if it's really an issue. And, and, and it makes a difference on, on views.
Eddie Bravo
Just don't have like Big John as the ref.
Brian Redban
Yeah, no, no, you got to have a
Joe Rogan
right. Or Dan Murgliotta.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That guy's a big old gorilla.
Brian Redban
Remove the. The top two ropes. Boom. So they look like giants. Like, damn, those guys are huge.
Joe Rogan
But you need a big guy with big guys to be able to separate. You need a Mark Goddard.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You know, you need a hefty. You need a big dude that's strong to get guys.
Brian Redban
Now we're talking about 105 deception. You're right.
Joe Rogan
Like a normal fight, you just hit him with a flying knee in the face. This cat is so fast, so technical too. Like everything. Look how he's slick. He is moving off the line and pulling his head back, moving to the side. Like, everything is just so slick.
Eddie Bravo
Isn't it weird how much more technical the smaller the like, the lower the weight have to be way more.
Joe Rogan
They don't have any power. They got to catch you like perfect to knock you out. It's not like a heavyweight where it's
Eddie Bravo
one shot, but there's also more competition. So you have to be really, really good.
Joe Rogan
It's also just the speed. There's no gravity. They weigh 105 pounds.
Eddie Bravo
Live forever.
Joe Rogan
Their legs move so quick. Everything moves so quick. Their arms are so small.
Eddie Bravo
But also at that weight has to be a perfect shot to inflict damage like a Heavyweight clips you with a jab, you're.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. But it's just how fast these guys can check things. Look at that left hand to the body he throws. It's nuts.
Brian Redban
If they weighed in at 105, they probably walk at, like 120, right?
Joe Rogan
110, who knows? They don't look big. If you're fighting at 105, it's probably because that's really your weight class.
Eddie Bravo
About 108.
Joe Rogan
Nobody wants to admit they fight at 105. They want to lie because women are like, why you weigh less than me?
Dan Soder
Your scenario is so fucking technical.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it's unbelievable. Look at that knee to the body. There's that straight left. I mean, he's tuning him up. I'm pretty sure this is around where he stops him. There it is with a bull cut.
Brian Redban
Here it comes. Boom.
Joe Rogan
Look how it's throwing it to the body, man. It's just.
Eddie Bravo
It's.
Joe Rogan
He's so quick. It's weird when you watch that. It's like everybody else looks slow now.
Eddie Bravo
And I think one championship's focusing more on the mma. I'm sorry, The Muay Thai with the
Joe Rogan
MMA gloves, they're folks. Look at how slick that was.
Brian Redban
Is rack Mexican?
Joe Rogan
No, he's Thailand.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, yeah, bro.
Joe Rogan
These. There's a lot of Japanese guys that are dominating now. They're dominating in one FC in kickboxing especially. This is like the first one that I've seen that's really dominating in. In pure Muay Thai. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Straight left.
Eddie Bravo
Heavyweight's about to fight. Austin Lane, played for the Dallas Cowboys. Eddie, what position? D end. It might have been Carolina, but I'm pretty sure Dallas defensive end.
Brian Redban
What does he weigh? What is he? So if you're 205, he's probably 230,
Eddie Bravo
but he used to fight at heavyweight, and he was like, 260.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Eddie Bravo
He's cut down.
Joe Rogan
It's interesting because we were talking about heavyweight. Like, that pool is the shallowest.
Eddie Bravo
Pool pool.
Joe Rogan
Like when. When Francis was going over and they said they were going to do a fight on that card, I was like, who's he gonna fight?
Brian Redban
Philip L. Garrett. Imagine that. Miles Garrett fought, bro 290. All muscle.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but that's.
Brian Redban
His nickname is Jurassic.
Joe Rogan
Philip Lens is good, but it's like, who else?
Eddie Bravo
Phil's fought at 205 Bubba.
Joe Rogan
Right?
Eddie Bravo
You know what I'm saying? So it's like.
Joe Rogan
Right, but.
Eddie Bravo
But to MVP's defense, like, who else is right?
Joe Rogan
That's the question. There's no like free agents that are. That you would go, oh, I want to see that.
Eddie Bravo
That's what makes the ufc, you know, kind of have a stranglehold on the industry, is these long contracts. Guys really can't get out. It's very tough to get out.
Joe Rogan
Well, heavyweights, like, there's a. There's not talent pool so small already. And the UFC's locked up all the good ones. How about that one dude that he won, and they caught him loose because he's so boring. That's crazy.
Brian Redban
Is that the only time that's ever happened?
Joe Rogan
I don't know.
Brian Redban
How do you win in your cut?
Eddie Bravo
Because you're not entertaining, but you're beating guys.
Brian Redban
But I'd never.
Eddie Bravo
I mean, who's lost, like six in a row? And they move him up in the rankings. I love ties, so I hope he gets to number one. But heavyweight's a show. Oh, that's bad.
Dan Soder
Down there goes the Dallas Cowboys, as usual.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, as usual. That dude's a tank man.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he's a problem. Damn MVPs. Up next.
Brian Redban
Is that guy Russian or something? What is he? Was his name Ewo? That was Iwo.
Joe Rogan
I think he's from Poland. Is he Polish? Bar, but to your point, Joe, that
Eddie Bravo
the heavyweight division is Poland? Yeah, the heavyweight division is. And it's the worst it's ever been.
Joe Rogan
It's. It's weird because you got Gabe Stevenson, who's not in the UFC yet. He's the guy that's the most interesting dude, and he's not even in the
Eddie Bravo
US Someone got me. It must have been. You know how there's MMA sites that leak and who knows if it's true? They're like, Gabe Stevenson vs. JDS on the MVP card. I'm like, bro, take my money. I was crunk for it, and then I was doing on my show crazy. You could see it happening.
Joe Rogan
Here it is. Boom. Over the top looks worse because his dreads.
Jamie Vernon
Oh, I saw something that said Mighty Mouse was on it, but that's obviously not true.
Joe Rogan
No, Mighty Mouse, he's. He's flatly said he's retired.
Brian Redban
What's. What's the worst case scenario in a fight? You get knocked the out, you get flatlined, and they gotta take you out on a stretcher, Right? That would be the worst. There's nothing worse than that.
Joe Rogan
Right?
Brian Redban
That's the worst.
Eddie Bravo
That sucks.
Joe Rogan
Other than a broken leg. Do you remember the thing is, like, if you get knocked the out and take it on the stretcher, you might be okay in a few months.
Eddie Bravo
Six Months.
Brian Redban
Visually. Visually, Visually, it's bad, right?
Eddie Bravo
I think for your ego, getting knocked out.
Brian Redban
So do you guys Remember when K1 was in Los Angeles in 2005? That was when Hoist fought Sakuraba the second time and beat him. People forget about that. Hoist beat Sakuraba. He beat him from on his back. Sakuraba standing. He was throwing sidekicks to Sakuraba's knee off his butt. It was crazy. But also on that card, there was a football player. He played for the. He was a wide receiver.
Eddie Bravo
Johnny Morton.
Brian Redban
Johnny Morton. For the. He was a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions. He goes out and he fights a black dude who is. Lives in Japan and is a comedian, but he's a kickboxer too. I forget his name. Black dude, Japanese guy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, there it is.
Brian Redban
Dude. Look, dude. He.
Eddie Bravo
He.
Brian Redban
He gets put in a stretcher. Johnny Morton. So after this, after this, he only had one fight. No football players. All the football players were training for mma. They were going to do MMA and dominate. That's why they. They. They're not fighting.
Joe Rogan
Crazy to step all the way up to a guy as a pro kickboxer.
Brian Redban
They don't show the stretcher.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Johnny Morton got up.
Joe Rogan
That was K1 dynamite. We were there drinking next to Charles.
Brian Redban
Crazy horse spinning. Yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Look at that, dude.
Brian Redban
That's the.
Joe Rogan
We're hanging out with Charles.
Brian Redban
You get taken out in a structure.
Joe Rogan
That was Brock Lesnar's first MMA fight.
Eddie Bravo
That's right.
Joe Rogan
That's right.
Eddie Bravo
It was outdoor SoCal.
Joe Rogan
Yep, that's right.
Jamie Vernon
Oh, my God. Watch that move the guy makes. Watch him jerk his neck, right?
Dan Soder
Oh, damn.
Joe Rogan
Jesus Christ, bro. He's like, dude, I don't need to
Brian Redban
be taken out, please. That's all NFL players. Players, dude. That's when they dipped out when they saw that.
Dan Soder
And that's the fight when your mother goes, your grandmother goes, your girlfriend goes, you're gonna.
Brian Redban
He was an awesome NFL wide receiver.
Eddie Bravo
Johnny Morton, he was a stud at usc.
Brian Redban
He was awesome.
Eddie Bravo
He's from there, bro. So he got knocked down from everybody.
Brian Redban
Worst case scenario, there's a bunch of football players after that, though.
Joe Rogan
What?
Jamie Vernon
Jamie is outside at the Coliseum.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Outdoor.
Dan Soder
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
Eddie Bravo
Because you also had Michael Westbrook, Remember him? Black belt.
Joe Rogan
Remember Michael Westbrook?
Dan Soder
Yes.
Brian Redban
He's a fighter. Yes, that's right. He Washington Redskins.
Joe Rogan
Yep.
Brian Redban
Why did he.
Eddie Bravo
University Colorado cut the. The Michigan Hail Mary.
Brian Redban
Oh, of course.
Joe Rogan
Where did he fight? He fought.
Eddie Bravo
Bring that up, Jamie.
Joe Rogan
He.
Eddie Bravo
He had some straight up MMA fights. He was so athletic.
Brian Redban
Another fight that came up at the gym was Brock Lesnar versus Alistair Overeem, which he was eating horse Meade.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Dan Soder
Whoa.
Eddie Bravo
You know, juiciest fight in history. You know, was brutal.
Joe Rogan
I forgot it.
Eddie Bravo
What were you going to say? I forget football. I forgot football.
Joe Rogan
Oh, Herschel Walker.
Brian Redban
Oh, yes.
Joe Rogan
People forgot about Hersel. He did good. He was doing good in Strike Force, which He did his 40s.
Eddie Bravo
And he was 40s. He was stiff 40s.
Joe Rogan
He was up.
Eddie Bravo
King of the cage. That's right. Michael Westbrook, King of the cage.
Dan Soder
Michael Westbrook. A playing at Colorado.
Joe Rogan
Jamie, MMA highlights.
Dan Soder
I was there.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Herschel Walker, MMA highlights. When he fought for Strike Force.
Eddie Bravo
Yep. Remember, stiff as. But he was a problem in his 40s.
Joe Rogan
People up. Dude, he looked real good and scary and he. Guys that knew how to fight. He fought real guys. I mean, they weren't top guys, remember? They were real guys.
Brian Redban
And didn't he run for political.
Joe Rogan
Yes. Yeah.
Jamie Vernon
48 here.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's 48 here.
Eddie Bravo
That's wild.
Joe Rogan
Wild.
Eddie Bravo
They say he's like the biggest freak of all time.
Joe Rogan
Oh, athletic freak. Yeah, for sure.
Eddie Bravo
Was he one. Like I said, he didn't lift weights.
Brian Redban
And I think he did a thousand push ups a day and a thousand sit ups. Thousand sit ups and thousand squats.
Joe Rogan
He said crazy things. Like he only eats a bowl of soup and a salad.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I don't know, man. Yeah, you said crazy things.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
People were like, wait, one day you did that, the other day you ate a whole cow.
Eddie Bravo
Just cap the crunch.
Joe Rogan
That doesn't make any sense, man. You're so jacked. There's no way you're supporting that with a salad and a bowl of soup.
Eddie Bravo
No, dude, he's that.
Joe Rogan
But he also had. I want to say it was trauma based personality disorder. Like multiple personality disorder.
Brian Redban
No way.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. A handful of. Yeah, dude, he. He was. Look at the size of him. Look how jacked he is at 48.
Dan Soder
Just shredded.
Joe Rogan
The fights were good too. Like, he's skillful. I mean, he was definitely like super duper strong. And that was a big part of it.
Eddie Bravo
Look at that.
Joe Rogan
Look how jacked is, son. That's crazy. 48, that's nuts.
Dan Soder
Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan
That's nuts.
Dan Soder
You have to go to his game. Like, watch it. When he kept jumping over the score in the national championship game.
Brian Redban
Herschel Walker.
Dan Soder
Herschel Walker kept.
Eddie Bravo
When he played for Georgia.
Dan Soder
When he played for Georgia. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That he used to do.
Brian Redban
Dude, do you remember he went to the.
Eddie Bravo
Remember usfl?
Brian Redban
He went to usfl like Jim Kelly, too, when I thought I was going to be a football player. I was like, you know, 12 years old. They go, where are you going to go to NFL or the usfl?
Eddie Bravo
Like, whoever pays me the most money.
Brian Redban
You know, I go with, where the bags at, dog? Dude, the USF D. I really thought I was going to play football.
Joe Rogan
That's funny.
Brian Redban
I had no idea.
Joe Rogan
Just, like, imagine how much we're talking about Yoel Romero's physique. And y. Romero don't even look as good as Herschel.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, true, but you're always a better fighter.
Joe Rogan
Oh, beyond.
Dan Soder
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Redban
I would say Hersel, but still Herschel.
Joe Rogan
So shredded.
Brian Redban
I would say they had very similar bodies.
Joe Rogan
No, there's more shredded. Herschel's more shredded. Yeah. Well, Yoel looks Super impressive at 48.
Eddie Bravo
Yo's back.
Joe Rogan
But Yoel's like, He's. He's bigger. He's got more body fat on him. You know, he's like, he's bigger. He's like. He's. He's fighting heavyweight now. See? You know, remember how big it was one time we did a podcast with him. It was. He was still fighting and wanting. Look at that. Look at that. Herschel Walker.
Eddie Bravo
Come on.
Brian Redban
All right, all right.
Joe Rogan
That's 48.
Eddie Bravo
We go to YOL, though, too.
Joe Rogan
Kind of bananas.
Brian Redban
Damn those traps.
Joe Rogan
Kind of bananas.
Eddie Bravo
That's football traps.
Dan Soder
Football traps.
Joe Rogan
But the thing about Yol is Yoel's not cutting any weight anymore. You know, when he was fighting 185Mvp,
Eddie Bravo
you wanted to knock people's socks off. I do, Darren. Till Yoel Romero. Take my money, dude. I already have a subscription. You know what I'm saying?
Joe Rogan
But I don't think Darren's doing any MMA anymore. I think it's just boxing. You know, he looked really good against Luke Rockhold, and I think his knees with him, with him, you know, he had some real bad knee.
Eddie Bravo
That's why he left to get on some peptide, some other. And you cure that knee?
Joe Rogan
Doesn't really cure it that well. It depends on how much you got some stem cells.
Eddie Bravo
That's where he got some stem cells.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But if once you have meniscus problems, you've got no cushioning in there and you get arthritis, brother.
Eddie Bravo
So I just torn meniscus since the Ultimate Fighter, and I could. You know, I like to run long distance. And I was telling Brigham about it, and he's like, dude, tell him. Let's see what these stem cells do. I can run all day now.
Joe Rogan
I'm sure. I believe you, but the thing Is like once the cartilage is gone. Territory.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
There's not a whole lot they can do.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
It's always going to hurt.
Brian Redban
I'm hearing that stem cells are regrown cartilage too. That's the latest.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I've seen them here. That's like new studies. I don't think they've applied to humans yet, but they're going to be able to do that. And they're also going to be able to. There's a new treatment for disc. Degenerative disc disease.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Where they're spreading the discs out, making them larger again.
Eddie Bravo
Stem cells are wild.
Dan Soder
I've been telling Joe for the last two days he don't know what I'm talking about. And I'll bring him. Last year, that kid from the Boston Celtics ripped his leg apart during the playoffs. What's his name?
Jamie Vernon
Jason Tatum. He came back in 248 days or something like that.
Dan Soder
Put that in your pipe and smoke it. What did he rip, Jamie?
Jamie Vernon
Achilles, I think.
Dan Soder
Achilles and something in his knee. The other guy's still out. This came back in the first game. He slam dunked it. And I'm like. I just watched it to see. I thought he was in a buckle and.
Joe Rogan
248 days. Yeah, 298. That's a good amount of time. Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
It's almost a year.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. That gives you plenty of time to get rehabilitated and then build your strength.
Jamie Vernon
Starting NBA though.
Joe Rogan
Amazing.
Dan Soder
That gives you.
Joe Rogan
It's amazing because.
Eddie Bravo
How long was Kobe out?
Jamie Vernon
Not longer, I think I know.
Eddie Bravo
But you're talking about.
Brian Redban
Remember Aaron Rodgers when he tore his Achilles? He came back real quick.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
That's Aaron Rodgers.
Joe Rogan
Aaron Rodgers was working with Brigham.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They're working with waste to.
Eddie Bravo
Well, yep.
Joe Rogan
That's part of the reason why he came back so quick was. Was stem cells correct?
Dan Soder
Yeah. Yeah. What they got out now like for that injury. I knew something is. You know, when I was a kid, if you ripped your Achilles, you're out. That's a year.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
You're out before. And this guy.
Brian Redban
I'm not.
Dan Soder
You're not getting to what I said. It's 249 days or whatever the. It was. 298 days. But that's just to do shit. Never mind playing an NBA, dunking a basketball and dunking a fucking basketball joke.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Eddie Bravo
Football.
Brian Redban
You need a little more time. Football.
Dan Soder
I paid attention to that guy and I came in here a year ago and I told you I went to a Celtic game and the strength that Jayson Tatum had.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, he's a beast.
Dan Soder
Is not the strength that basketball players, when I played had. They're training different things. It's a whole new world out there. That lightning when they go into paint. Have you seen that seven foot guy
Eddie Bravo
shooting jumpers for San Antonio? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brian Redban
Oh yeah, that, that Wemby Asian guy? Yeah. No, no, no, no, he's French. French black.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
I don't follow basketball. I know that guy.
Dan Soder
But I thought, you know, when something.
Joe Rogan
I'm interested in this.
Dan Soder
Yep.
Joe Rogan
Adesanya and Joe Pifer. Very interested in that. That's a scary fight.
Eddie Bravo
I would have put that on the White House.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, right.
Dan Soder
Listen, I have a friend that.
Joe Rogan
Right, that would be crazy.
Dan Soder
I had a friend that did crack, but 40 years, no teeth. He's driving a cab. He got that rectal cancer. What is that?
Brian Redban
Rectal.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah, that one. Colon cancer.
Dan Soder
Colon cancer. Three treatments, guys.
Brian Redban
Of stems.
Eddie Bravo
No, in your head.
Joe Rogan
What do you get?
Brian Redban
Three treatments of what?
Joe Rogan
Something they just. He's good to go.
Dan Soder
Good to go. He's back, smoking crack, driving the cab.
Brian Redban
Good for him. My stem cell spot in Tijuana, cpi, they're working on using stem cells to cure cancer. They're doing some crazy out there. Yes. CPI is doing some shit that you can't do in the United States legally. That's why they're in Mexico. You know, if they, if they could do what they're doing in the United States, there would be a CPI in every major city.
Dan Soder
Well, let me tell you something. A big thing hasn't come up and there should be. We're talking about this yesterday, like right now. Peptides are an all time high. They're great people paying attention to them, people reading about them. But there's so many different peptides now. I'm 63 years old and last time I went to bring them, I went on that computer with the AI.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, the alien.
Dan Soder
I told the guy, I go, listen, I'm 63. I want to make my dick bigger and stronger than it's ever been. So he goes, you know the, the grandfather of that is this. And then there's peptides you can use. So I went back and I ordered one of the peptides we cooking. Not bueno, guys.
Brian Redban
No, they're too hard. Too hard.
Dan Soder
Because PT141 doesn't affect blood.
Joe Rogan
PT141, what is that?
Dan Soder
That's a peptide for your dick.
Eddie Bravo
For blood flow.
Dan Soder
For blood flow. It's been vectoring since 1970 for women and guys. But this is how crazy it's been around since the 1970. So why are you giving me Viagra? Why are you giving me Viagra if you know this is better for you gentlemen?
Joe Rogan
It says it's for desire. Put that back up. It says, it says it's choose to treat generalized hypoactive sexual desire disorder in premenopausal women and off label for erectile dysfunction in men.
Eddie Bravo
It didn't work for you, John.
Brian Redban
72 hours.
Joe Rogan
Listen, unlike ED pills that target blood flow, PT 141 acts on the central nervous system to increase sexual desire.
Brian Redban
Dude, we got to get that.
Dan Soder
Yeah, I wanted to a. That night. No, it didn't work out. Didn't work out for you?
Brian Redban
PT141.
Dan Soder
Let me just break it down for you.
Joe Rogan
Please do.
Dan Soder
Like I. I was always getting Viagra and one of you guys said it's for the heart. It used to be a heart medication. Then it became addictive.
Brian Redban
Low blood blood pressure, something like that.
Dan Soder
And that's why I took it. I took it the first time. It's okay. It's okay. This I just wanted to take on principle. I had mixed.
Joe Rogan
Where do you get it?
Dan Soder
Peptide store. You order it online, Even ways to
Joe Rogan
go, straight from China.
Dan Soder
But listen, the desire that you have is like how it causes. Because I did it. I was like, what the is this? So the. You shoot it through seven in your dick? No, you shoot it in your arm.
Joe Rogan
Okay. At seven.
Dan Soder
Or in your stomach.
Joe Rogan
So you have to tell your wife, like, hey, hang on. You don't say, don't tell nobody.
Dan Soder
You don't tell nobody. Nobody. You're at home, the kids are out. You just blast it in your stomach and you wait. Give it three hours.
Joe Rogan
Three hours, Wait for it to kick in.
Brian Redban
That's a long time.
Joe Rogan
How long does it last?
Dan Soder
72, 72 hours. So the weight is worth it. Because what happens is don't worry about the wait.
Joe Rogan
So it's a horny peptide.
Dan Soder
You're walking into three days of. Let me tell you what. So people, I'm older. So the first night, yeah, I got a little bit of a hard on. I looked at my wife. I'm like, no, it's too late.
Joe Rogan
That's too late.
Dan Soder
Yeah, it was like 11:30. She ain't in for that. She's watching Limey TV. And now I haven't given my wife a stab in the morning. So since I turned 50.
Joe Rogan
Says it's a navel spray.
Dan Soder
Yeah, they got a nasal one too.
Joe Rogan
It'll go right in there. The response to the peptide is rapid listening, a penile reaction within minutes.
Dan Soder
I told you, dog, that's. I never sprayed it. But now that I know, let's get
Brian Redban
the spray on top.
Dan Soder
I want. So the first night, yeah, it was okay. I didn't whack off or nothing. The next morning I got up and I couldn't pee because that was. Was out and about. He was like a marine going to Iran this. I couldn't even pee. And I. And I remember dipping my head and I go, honey, don't go downstairs yet. She's like, why I gotta drink coffee? No, I want to get you all surprised because I stopped giving the stabbings after 50. Because I don't like stabbings at night. I like them in the morning. Yeah, that's the best action. The monkeys fer awake thing, you're awake.
Brian Redban
Boogers in your eyes, your eyes, you're
Dan Soder
just eating monkey and dust is going
Joe Rogan
all over the place.
Eddie Bravo
But
Dan Soder
dog, I stopped because when you turn over 50, they say that the best time to get a heart attack is between 6 in the morning and 12 at lunch. So I used to always give my wife like a stab in the morning. I felt a little weird, so I said it. I'll cut it down and just eat a monkey in the morning. But that felt a little weird, so I said it. I cut off sex in the morning
Joe Rogan
because you're worried about getting a heart attack.
Dan Soder
Yeah, but then I'm. But I'm at fucking. I'm at fucking jiu jitsu at nine, getting beat up by 20 year olds. I'm like, what's the difference? What's the difference? I'm doing hip escapes, I'm fucking dying here. So I said, fuck it, let me start giving her a stab in the morning. But I did it after the PT141. So usually give your wife or your lover a stabbing and your dick is like kind of weird. For a little while, this motherfucker was up at attention. By the time I was eating yogurt, I went to breakfast, I was looking at my dick again.
Joe Rogan
It's ready to go.
Dan Soder
And then I went out. And all day long it stays half cocked. Yeah, like three quarters hard. Like it's just ready to wind. Blow on it, dog.
Joe Rogan
Here goes Michael. Come on.
Eddie Bravo
MVP.
Dan Soder
So yeah, it's about 48 hours of nothing but dick stick dick.
Brian Redban
There needs to be a cartoon of that story.
Joe Rogan
He's not in the mention at 170 for the title either. And this fight doesn't really get him there.
Eddie Bravo
This does nothing for Him? No. So let's say he does some amazing knockout. Okay, guys, the guy's on ranked.
Joe Rogan
The only person to beat him is Ian Gary. Right.
Eddie Bravo
Correct by decision.
Joe Rogan
And Jared Cannonier got on top of him at the end, but he was lighting Jared up.
Eddie Bravo
But I think that's why the UFC brass started to go a little south on him, because he's had a bunch of decisions since he got to the ufc. And then the Kevin Holland fight was supposed to be fun. It wasn't. And then he fights dear Cannonier, and he's lighting him up, but he's messing around. And Daniel was like, buddy, you got the guy hurt.
Brian Redban
Let's.
Eddie Bravo
Let's go here. If he kept messing around, they got taken down. Jerry can there's tough. So I think, think since then, the UFC's got a little.
Dan Soder
Yeah. Dreads. He looks like Milli Vanilli.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Dan Soder
He's up with a dance fun dude.
Brian Redban
People forgot about Mill.
Eddie Bravo
Have you had him in your documentary?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he was.
Brian Redban
People forgot about him.
Joe Rogan
He was a great guest. He's really fun, really smart guy.
Eddie Bravo
Smart guy.
Joe Rogan
And, you know, I always said for the longest time, that's the. The next thing that's going to emerge in mma, because those guys, I remember from my competition days when you would enter into those karate tournaments, those guys that were really good at that, it was a totally different game. Like even being in Taekwondo and you. But you're used to, like, continuous action.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
These guys that know how to just like, get that first shot off and. And get out of the way quick, they were a problem. It's like, that's a very specific skill set. And if you could teach that skill set and then learn all the other stuff, you have that thing always. So the first strike, they have a giant advantage. They could do stuff that you don't anticipate because they can catch you from a distance where you can't close the distance, but he can. Easy.
Brian Redban
You should learn that first. Right? You should. Like, if you were trying to create the ultimate MMA fighter in the. As a child, you throw them into Taekwondo and wrestling. Right? That's first.
Joe Rogan
Wrestling.
Eddie Bravo
Wrestling number one.
Joe Rogan
I don't even know Taekwondo.
Brian Redban
You got to get them on the spinny kicks because you can't nervous them later. You got to learn them early.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but you can learn those from karate, too. I feel like more karate guys have done way better, like, point karate guys than that wheel.
Brian Redban
It's all about that wheel.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but you.
Joe Rogan
Those guys know wheel kicks. Like, it's not a kick that's like an elusive kick that no one knows how to throw.
Brian Redban
No, but very.
Eddie Bravo
It's.
Brian Redban
They're very rarely thrown.
Joe Rogan
It's true. But. But I think that the skill of being able to blitz is even better because they could do all the stuff that Taekwondo, the good ones, like Raymond Daniels, they do all the stuff the taekwondo guys do, but they have that additional ability to cover distance.
Brian Redban
Isn't that Taekwondo, too?
Joe Rogan
Not really. A little, but not like point karate. Point karate is the number one skill for covering distance with like a blitz.
Brian Redban
It's like fencing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, man.
Brian Redban
Bruce Lee was into fencing because of that.
Joe Rogan
Do those guys, like when. When I used to go to those tournaments and watch, like, you know, everybody makes fun of Billy Blanks. Billy Blanks, back in the day was a wicked point fighter. A wicked, wicked point fighter. World champion point fighter. Yeah, he was good dude and he was super jacked and athletic and he was like, really good at covering discs.
Brian Redban
Blah.
Joe Rogan
They would just catch each other with back fists and punches from so far away and throw wild kicks from so far away.
Brian Redban
Damn. I didn't know he was 38. Holy. He looks like he's 28.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's in great shape.
Jamie Vernon
Talking about Bobby or the other day when you saw him with, like, his knee surgeries.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Jamie Vernon
Was 38.
Brian Redban
What?
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Really? Say Bobby or.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God. I was going to tell you so when I was 19, he was 38.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God, he couldn't even walk.
Jamie Vernon
Yeah. Retired by 40 and like, done. I think maybe even retired at 30 or something.
Joe Rogan
It was saying he was retired back then. I know he was retired.
Eddie Bravo
You know, Michael Van Pap's doing a bunch of other too. Like, he has a restaurant. He has a restaurant in London. Yeah, he owns a restaurant. He has a bunch.
Joe Rogan
He's got a podcast, right?
Eddie Bravo
I don't think so.
Joe Rogan
He doesn't.
Eddie Bravo
I don't think he's a movie. Movies.
Joe Rogan
He should be.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He's such an entertaining and fun guy.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
And a really nice guy, too. Like, super nice. He's like. There. Here it is. So this is Billy Blanks in the early karate fights. Billy Blanks is on the right.
Brian Redban
They could punch the face.
Joe Rogan
They could nose. It depends on which tournament you're supposed to, like, pull your punches in some of them. So this was the early days, before they even wore the pads. But those guys eventually started wearing those foam boots on and, you know. So this is like real early. This looks like the 70s or something.
Eddie Bravo
This is old school.
Joe Rogan
Does it say what year this is?
Jamie Vernon
This Is like a whole, like, long documentary.
Joe Rogan
Oh, Eddie.
Brian Redban
Back.
Joe Rogan
You can find more modern ones.
Eddie Bravo
Back to your mysterious death.
Joe Rogan
Here it is, like, there, like, here it is. These. These ones. So these ones are some of the. The bigger karate tournaments. They had a lot of these. And these guys would fight like this.
Brian Redban
He's got a little cape on.
Joe Rogan
They had weird outfits. They all got very flamboyant.
Jamie Vernon
Fight starts right now.
Joe Rogan
Oh, here we go. Mvp. Fight start.
Eddie Bravo
Mvp.
Joe Rogan
Let's go.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, I'm rooting for him, man.
Brian Redban
Who's the white guy?
Eddie Bravo
He's this training partner, but he's happy. Four finishes in a row. Yeah. This is train partner, and he's better on the ground.
Brian Redban
And he.
Eddie Bravo
He's really good at darces and anacondas. Okay. They said he would get him on
Joe Rogan
MVP, and he was at 155 for a while. Right. Which is crazy. Look how tall he is. Kill themselves, man. The weight cutting in MMA is just so nutty. If they had an Atom weight, Yoel Romero would try to make it. You know, someone. Someone crazy. Someone crazy would try to make Adam wait, not Yoel, but you know what I'm saying? Like, someone who just cuts crazy weight.
Eddie Bravo
What's weird is, even though they've trained together, I. I doubt Michael Venom Page moves exactly like this in training.
Dan Soder
Right.
Joe Rogan
He doesn't try to really. No. He's like.
Eddie Bravo
He showboats. He does his thing. He's such an entertainer, man.
Joe Rogan
But it does help a lot. If you've already sparred with this guy, huge advantage now.
Brian Redban
Is it possible that there'd be a Michael Venom Page versus Israel Dasanya?
Joe Rogan
It's possible, sure.
Brian Redban
That the same weight category.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he'll. Because he'll. He'll fight at 170 and 85.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he can.
Brian Redban
They would fight each other. They're not buddies.
Joe Rogan
Buddies.
Eddie Bravo
They're buddies.
Brian Redban
Other buddies.
Eddie Bravo
Other buddies. But so are these guys. UFC don't give a.
Brian Redban
That would be crazy, dude.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it would be a great.
Brian Redban
Is he in this?
Joe Rogan
But is he. Joe Piper's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
That's a crazy.
Joe Rogan
Joe Piper's terrifying because they're basically, like, super similar.
Brian Redban
Right?
Joe Rogan
I mean, Joe Piper hits you like he's trying to kill you, like he's trying to. Look, he's trying to kill you. It's very different.
Brian Redban
Every shot.
Eddie Bravo
Head hunting. He just needs to mix it up more, especially against a guy like Izzy. Like, he can smell a huge overhand.
Joe Rogan
He was going for the big shots in the Kelvin Gaslin fight, right? Because he. He had him really badly hurt. In that first round. But damn, dude, when that guy hits
Eddie Bravo
people, it's a problem.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's a real problem.
Brian Redban
It's cool. That Michael Venom page has a Venom on the back of his short. It's pretty cool.
Joe Rogan
Coincidence, right?
Eddie Bravo
I forgot. Venom's still on.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Venom fight gear.
Eddie Bravo
Yep. French company.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. This dude knows how to fight him, I'll tell you that.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. But the issue is, since he's used to it, he's not engaging. So you usually don't get a really. Well, they're kind of throwing there. Well, you don't get a super entertaining fight.
Joe Rogan
He's probably gonna look for a take.
Brian Redban
Can he do this style, Joe? Can he do this style and keep his hands on up to. Or do. Is it it. Is it necessary to keep it down?
Eddie Bravo
It's a big part of it. Speed comes from.
Joe Rogan
It's a big part of it because you don't know where the shots are coming from. He throws overhands, he throws uppercuts from his hip.
Eddie Bravo
So it's part of it.
Brian Redban
If he had his hands up, it wouldn't work.
Eddie Bravo
He wouldn't move as well. Really cover ground as well.
Joe Rogan
You the arms. Swinging the arms back and forth helps you move around as well. It's a big part. It's like running. If you had to run with your arms like this, you would not be able to run as fast.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Eddie Bravo
But boy, boy, you better be good at it.
Brian Redban
Otherwise you're leaving your jaw wide open.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but he's very evasive. Like, no one really lands shots on him.
Joe Rogan
So they were talking about Douglas Lima and Luke Rockhold. That was the fight that was proposed.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. An mvp.
Joe Rogan
That's interesting. Douglas, Liam is another one that people forgot about. I think there was a time where he was arguably, like, the second best welterweight on the planet. You couldn't say he was the best until he fought in the ufc, but he was ultra impressive for a while. He was a lot of it.
Eddie Bravo
It's just tough with those Bellator guys.
Joe Rogan
It's hard, it's tough. You don't really know until they come over.
Eddie Bravo
Look at Patchy mix monster.
Brian Redban
What about A.J. mcKee? What about him?
Eddie Bravo
He's good.
Brian Redban
Very good, dude. He's the only guy in MMA history to have a hundred percent choke.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he was good.
Brian Redban
You know the 100. I don't know if you know that. He taps people with that. Yeah, that's one of my go to moves.
Eddie Bravo
His son's.
Brian Redban
Really? Nobody knows that. Nobody does it. But A.J. mcKee, he gets you 100%. Full guard. The fight is over. It's over.
Joe Rogan
There's a lot of elite talent that didn't get their shot on the big stage.
Eddie Bravo
Well, think about Patricio Pitbull. Like, by the time he comes, you're getting a certain version of him, right?
Joe Rogan
He was like 36.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Up.
Brian Redban
You don't think A.J. mcKee could eventually end up in the UFC or.
Joe Rogan
It's. Well, how old does he know? 32, 33.
Brian Redban
Ain't that old.
Joe Rogan
30. He's only 30. Yeah, he definitely could.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. He's gonna have to get going fast. He was locked up.
Brian Redban
He was locked up in Bellator then. Now he's pfl.
Joe Rogan
But the thing is, PFL wants to keep those talented guys, and they. They're giving them a lot of money, man. I don't know what they're giving them these days. They don't. But if you win that tournament, you get a million dollars. Like Olivier Albon Mercier won a million dollars fighting over there after the UFC let him go. That's nuts.
Eddie Bravo
Is it nuts?
Joe Rogan
It is.
Eddie Bravo
They should be getting paid more than that.
Dan Soder
Well, the do something here. Who wins this round?
Eddie Bravo
No, you know each other.
Joe Rogan
No one wins.
Eddie Bravo
This is the problem.
Dan Soder
Why Dana White gets pissed off. Well, you want to go in there and battle? What the.
Brian Redban
How much are we gonna weigh?
Eddie Bravo
You don't make this matchup.
Joe Rogan
That was a. That wasn't anywhere near landing that wheel.
Eddie Bravo
No, slow back.
Brian Redban
This one dude, he went, dude, Joe, he threw a backfist like this. You never see it. He was like. Like this. And then went like this.
Eddie Bravo
Boom.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he does.
Brian Redban
Well, you never see that.
Eddie Bravo
No, he does. Watch it, dude.
Brian Redban
There was one guy. Remember Daryl Goler? Yeah, Daryl Goler. Do you remember Daryl Goler? High level wrestler, went to Brazil to teach all the Brazilians wrestling. He's a black dude from Detroit or something. What? Go Moves to Brazil to teach wrestling in Brazil. And his fighting style, dude, he would throw back fist off his jab. He. Darrell, go. He would throw a jab and then back fist.
Joe Rogan
He'd go.
Brian Redban
That was his style. Jab, back fist.
Joe Rogan
Nobody else. Don't you remember when. When Dan Henderson knocked out Hector Lombard? He hit him with a back fist, didn't he? Or a back elbow. Back elbow, back elbow. Standing.
Eddie Bravo
Yep,
Joe Rogan
like that. And dropped him.
Brian Redban
Remember Tony Ferguson throws two spinning elbows in a row? Yeah, he threw one. And then he goes, you know, I throw another one. No one's ever done that.
Eddie Bravo
He's killing that misfits, though.
Joe Rogan
In his prime, he was A dude.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, bro, before he, like, blew his knee out doing that fox thing. Him and Khabib flip a coin. Who's better? I couldn't tell.
Joe Rogan
Very, very.
Brian Redban
That was huge, dude. That Tony Ferguson versus Khabib. That was like.
Joe Rogan
What was that, 2000 page just landed right now. Three times.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Paige is on the gas now. Now it's just landed a right hand on this.
Dan Soder
He's like, what am I doing with this barber?
Joe Rogan
Well, he knows he can't deal with the booze. He's in. You know, he's in London. He can't be losing in London, and he can't have a boring fight in London. He's got to get something.
Dan Soder
No, come on.
Brian Redban
He definitely has an afterparty, and you got to have. Yeah, you can't be talking about at the after party.
Eddie Bravo
I think this is last fight in the contract, too.
Joe Rogan
Well, if he stops this dude, everybody forgets about that first round. If he doesn't, that. That becomes a real problem when he is negotiating.
Brian Redban
Is this round two or three?
Joe Rogan
Two.
Eddie Bravo
Over to mvp.
Joe Rogan
Big dog. It is interesting. It's like there is a difference. Once a guy knows that style, because Patterson's not been in real trouble, and everybody else is in trouble. Everybody that fights him gets lit up on the outside. Look what he did to Jared Cannoneer. Who's a beast. Look what he did, everybody. Yeah. Kevin Holland couldn't.
Eddie Bravo
Because, again, there's no way to mimic the styles. The first time you see it is in here in Bruce Buffer's stand next right.
Joe Rogan
But this kid. Oh, he almost this kid.
Eddie Bravo
This kid had a hundred rounds of them.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, this kid's been in there with him a lot.
Eddie Bravo
They brought him in for Sharapova. They brought him in for Kevin Holland. Oh.
Dan Soder
Oh, damn, that was nice.
Joe Rogan
That was so slick.
Brian Redban
Yeah, that was like.
Joe Rogan
He does some slick.
Brian Redban
That was gangster.
Joe Rogan
You see that one fight that he had where he threw a spitting 360 roundhouse kick, kicked the dude in the face, knocked him out, and then just stood there with his back.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it was dope. Remember. Remember when he did the cyborg? The flying knee caved in his skull.
Joe Rogan
Worst knockout of all time ever. Of all time ever. You can't get a worse knockout. He literally caved his skull.
Eddie Bravo
You have to have brain surgery, Brendan.
Joe Rogan
Probably never be the same again.
Eddie Bravo
Like, I don't think you ever thought again.
Brian Redban
What is your technique? And remembering all this, you do, you, like, spend. I'm gonna spend one hour.
Eddie Bravo
It's just what I'm in.
Brian Redban
But what time Is like, how do you know all these fights?
Eddie Bravo
It's just what I mean, like, you're into this Cleveland Browns. It's just what I'm into.
Joe Rogan
Jiu jitsu. You could talk about combat matches and jiu jitsu.
Brian Redban
That's it.
Eddie Bravo
My thing is, like, you know, when, when.
Brian Redban
What is your system? Like, in the morning, you wake up and you watch it.
Eddie Bravo
In the morning.
Brian Redban
In the morning you watch old UFC fights.
Eddie Bravo
I'll either watch them or I listen to other podcasts.
Brian Redban
How do you decide which fights you're going to review?
Eddie Bravo
Usually the main. The main. The big dogs. The main ones.
Dan Soder
Well, review this one. All right, Watch going on here.
Eddie Bravo
Jo, I told you.
Brian Redban
I told you. Bre.
Joe Rogan
Stuff is not happening right here. Like throwing punches at like, me and
Eddie Bravo
Arloski is the worst heavyweight fight of all time. Nobody won.
Brian Redban
You have an MMA show, right?
Joe Rogan
It's interesting that they didn't think of this when they booked this fight. You know, they didn't think these guys are training partners. This might be a stinker.
Brian Redban
Exactly. That's what I would think.
Joe Rogan
Call.
Brian Redban
Call me.
Eddie Bravo
Maybe I can't do that.
Joe Rogan
Maybe it's like you can't get anybody to fight Venom Page in London. That might be a problem too. It might have been. A bunch of dudes said no, and Patterson was like, let's go.
Eddie Bravo
He said at 170 and 1185 and they just weren't giving anything.
Brian Redban
Has Venom fought Dagestani type dude?
Joe Rogan
Oh, no.
Eddie Bravo
Like wrestling?
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, no.
Eddie Bravo
That's not fun.
Joe Rogan
That's the big criticism.
Brian Redban
No, that, that's. That's the matchup right there.
Joe Rogan
Him and Amzot. That'll be nuts.
Brian Redban
Is he 185?
Joe Rogan
He fights it.
Eddie Bravo
He can fight.
Brian Redban
Is this 195 right now?
Joe Rogan
No, this one's 170.
Eddie Bravo
I'll tell you what I can't wait for is Hamza vs Strickland. In New Jersey.
Joe Rogan
In New Jersey, yeah.
Brian Redban
Damn.
Eddie Bravo
That's a.
Brian Redban
That's, that's a Super bowl right there, dude.
Eddie Bravo
The press conferences, bro. So you know how the UFC makes them do like Paramount makes them do, face off like three times before the fight. They fly in on Tuesday day, they have them face off with the lights. You can't do that with those.
Brian Redban
Imagine the.
Eddie Bravo
And Paramount, you know, they're in suits. Like, I don't see why not. It's like, well, cuz they're going to kill each other.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
You can't do that. He called him a terrorist. You can't. We can't have.
Joe Rogan
You called him a goat. Yeah.
Dan Soder
Damn.
Eddie Bravo
Can't have it.
Brian Redban
Damn.
Eddie Bravo
Can't have it.
Joe Rogan
How good did he look against Fluffy before that fight?
Eddie Bravo
I'm like, man, Strickland will probably get up by Hamzot out. Then I. The shape I saw him in, I was like, he looks great.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he looks tremendous. Oh, that was a good right hand. That was a good right hand. Finally, finally. But you can't have like one punch in a two round fight.
Dan Soder
He got.
Eddie Bravo
He's got two or three of them training partners, man.
Joe Rogan
I know.
Eddie Bravo
And Joe, that the mystery of that fight is Strickland's going to get taken down. That's going to happen. He'll get taken down. But he's so well versed on getting up and his cardio that third, fourth and fifth round once. If he keeps getting up, defend the submissions, that's when he gets interested.
Joe Rogan
He's also so hard to hit. He's so hard to hit. He does so many sneaky things on the feet that people don't see coming.
Eddie Bravo
Keeps coming, keeps coming.
Brian Redban
Yeah. No way Cosmod's gonna stand with him. He's gonna try to take him down.
Dan Soder
No way.
Joe Rogan
Keeping you. Hamza can strike too, though. Did you see the video of Khamzat striking with Khalil?
Brian Redban
But you think that's the best strategy for Khamai? No way.
Joe Rogan
No, the best.
Brian Redban
Strickland could drag him. He's got great striking. Why, why would you take a chance?
Joe Rogan
The only thing that would make sense is if he wanted to make up for the last fight where a lot of people thought it was boring when he won against Trickers because he didn't
Eddie Bravo
look for a finish.
Joe Rogan
So he just comes out and tries to.
Brian Redban
Dude, if he tries to stand with Strickland, dude, he's.
Eddie Bravo
But here's why he can try to stand with Strickland because he's not a knockout artist. Like, he's a volume puncher, like a Nate Diaz. He's. It's a lot of volume. Volume. So even if you do stand with him and you get pieced up, he's not really going to knock you out.
Brian Redban
And we really don't know how.
Joe Rogan
One shot.
Brian Redban
We really don't know how com Chin is, right? He's never is like, we don't know.
Eddie Bravo
He went toe to toe with, I mean, smaller guy. But Gilbert Burns, right? He traded shots with him.
Joe Rogan
Gilbert dropped him.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Dude, he never fought like that.
Brian Redban
He's gonna try to take Strickland down a hundred percent of the time. No way he's gonna.
Joe Rogan
No.
Brian Redban
No way.
Dan Soder
The barber's gonna take him out right here. Watch round three.
Joe Rogan
Well, we've had two stinker rounds. I wonder what the fight the point count is of, like, how many strikes have been landed.
Eddie Bravo
But I, I figured out from MVP
Brian Redban
three significant strikes for Venom and two for the white dude.
Joe Rogan
This is a guy who is an expert at fighting the style. It's really kind of interesting. He's so good at his distance management. He knows what Michael K could do.
Brian Redban
See that flying?
Eddie Bravo
His best tool is the element of surprise. And they take it from him.
Brian Redban
Yeah, he threw a flying wing chun kick.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
They took his best skill.
Eddie Bravo
It's just not selling a guy up for success. That's my issue with it. Oh, and MVP's a bonafide star, man.
Joe Rogan
I know. And meanwhile, this looks kind of shitty.
Brian Redban
I wonder what Venom's Jiu Jitsu looks like.
Joe Rogan
He's tapped people before. Didn't he get somebody in necklock?
Brian Redban
Yeah,
Eddie Bravo
I mean, that's all I remember.
Joe Rogan
I'm sure he could do everything. I mean, I don't think he's got holes in his game.
Eddie Bravo
He's not gonna win.
Joe Rogan
It's just like it's never going to
Eddie Bravo
be as good as his stand up worlds.
Joe Rogan
But yeah, his stand up though is just so weird. It's like most people can't do. Yeah, most people can't do anything with it. No, like, Kevin Holland was like, befuddled. He's like, what the do you want me to do? I can't even hit this guy.
Eddie Bravo
Nothing.
Joe Rogan
He couldn't even come close. He's just throwing it, trying to take him down. I mean, couldn't get close. I mean, he never.
Eddie Bravo
He's really tough to take down.
Joe Rogan
My Michael Venom just controlled that fight. He just controlled every aspect of that fight.
Brian Redban
Was that before or after the Thompson fight?
Joe Rogan
It's a good question. After. After the Thompson fight? Yeah, after. After. So he fought two dudes that are impossible. But the thing, the crazy thing is like, he might have been able to take Wonder Boy down. Wonder Boy, you know, he's been taken down before. He's got good takedown defense. But you didn't even try making an agreement where you're not even going to try.
Eddie Bravo
Wild.
Brian Redban
Who beat Stephen Thompson, like, decisively?
Joe Rogan
Is there someone that Matt the Immortal Brown did. He was the first guy too.
Brian Redban
How did he beat him to the
Joe Rogan
ground and beat the out of him?
Dan Soder
Matt War.
Joe Rogan
That was the early days when podcast. That's a beast. Yeah, he stopped.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He's great stuff. Fighting Matt was a animal in his prime. And that was the first defeat that Thompson had. And like he just couldn't deal with the full rounded skill set and the pressure non stop.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Veteran pressure. And just like he could fight on the ground too.
Eddie Bravo
And then Woodley beat Thompson two times. Yeah. But it was super boring.
Joe Rogan
Super boring. But Woodley fought him the right way. Yeah, just like he's fighting him. Don't engage. Don't just run into the wood chipper. Stay on the outside. And Woodley hurt him.
Eddie Bravo
That's right.
Joe Rogan
A couple times.
Eddie Bravo
Right.
Joe Rogan
Bad. Oh, it was a draw. One of them. Oh, oh. So he beat him in the second fight. Oh, that's right. It was a draw. And Woodley retained his title. I remember that. That's right, bro. He was a bad. How about when he beat up Johnny Hendrick?
Brian Redban
What happened to him?
Joe Rogan
Holy Hendricks nowad.
Brian Redban
He's a cop dude. How about those, those epic matches, wasn't it with like GSP is like Johnny, he. Hendricks and gsp. That was like Super Bowl.
Eddie Bravo
Super Bowl.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I thought he could have won that decision at the time. I haven't rewatched it, but at the time I was like, man, for sure, that could have been Johnny. But I'll tell you what, Matt, that guy used to put people to sleep. John Fitch, Martin Campman, Remember those guys? He sent those guys in the air. Yeah, he sent them in the air.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. And then it all went away.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
He's a cop now. And you know who else is a cop? Anderson Silva.
Dan Soder
I know.
Eddie Bravo
No way. You imagine what the
Brian Redban
Florida.
Eddie Bravo
That's right.
Brian Redban
Anderson Silva's a cop.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Go speed in Beverly Hills 100. Yeah.
Brian Redban
He's like driving around in a car. It's not like an honorary.
Eddie Bravo
It's a good place to do it in Beverly Hills.
Brian Redban
Yeah, there's. You don't have to do.
Eddie Bravo
You're not like sleep all South Central, bro.
Joe Rogan
This might be the least action of any fight ever. Next to Derrick Lewis and Francis Ngannou. Right. I could have.
Eddie Bravo
I told you guys, it's two well known training partners.
Joe Rogan
I'll tell you what, man, props to Patterson because he's the first dude that Venom Page has fought that doesn't look like he doesn't belong in there.
Eddie Bravo
You know, other than Ian Garo.
Joe Rogan
Ian's a bad dude. He figured it out, you know, he figured out that style. Just grab a hold of him, drag him to the ground, beat him there, stand it up with him.
Eddie Bravo
I'm pretty sure they announced Ian versus Islam.
Joe Rogan
I like that.
Eddie Bravo
Confirm that jam. I get my facts.
Joe Rogan
I like that a lot. If that's real, I like Pretty sure that's real. I like that a lot. That's a very good pretty sure.
Eddie Bravo
I saw a pretty cool poster. It's just like Khabib and Connor 23
Jamie Vernon
hours ago, still waiting for the call from the UFC.
Eddie Bravo
That's the end. But Islam posted a picture, though. Like Islam, I think leaked it.
Jamie Vernon
Standing outside of a phone booth waiting for the call.
Joe Rogan
Imagine if Michael Venom Page loses this fight.
Dan Soder
No, he's not going to lose it.
Joe Rogan
Well, listen, all this guys do is land four punches and it's the most anybody's ever landed.
Eddie Bravo
And he's controlling against the the cage.
Joe Rogan
I don't think he's going to win.
Brian Redban
I think that even if there's no significant damage between both of them, they're just going to give it to Venom.
Joe Rogan
Oh, this is crazy bad. That's a crazy bad fight.
Brian Redban
Is that it? It's over.
Joe Rogan
That's it.
Eddie Bravo
And that's not on Michael Venom, Page or Sam.
Dan Soder
That.
Eddie Bravo
That's on the match break Lakers.
Joe Rogan
That's a crazy matchup.
Eddie Bravo
Call your boy.
Joe Rogan
It's literally the last guy you want to fight. A style like that, someone who understands it, it's the last thing you think was gonna happen. Don't you want excitement?
Eddie Bravo
You think they're gonna go for broke? They know each other.
Joe Rogan
Don't you want as real as. Don't you want just bleed?
Brian Redban
What if the guy in the Paramount brainstorming room's like, how about we make friends fight? Yeah, that'll be great.
Joe Rogan
That's hilarious. I bet it was one of the things where there's not a lot of guys lining up to take that fight because he makes you look so stupid. But this dude is like, I've been in there with him a hundred rounds. I know how to fight it.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Big advantage, man. Knowing what that distance is, I just
Eddie Bravo
have a hard time believing that, like, those in the top 10 in the 185 and 170 are dogs.
Dan Soder
They are.
Eddie Bravo
Especially if they can grapple. They don't want to do it.
Joe Rogan
But. But look, the.
Eddie Bravo
The.
Joe Rogan
The line to the top is very short right now.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Right. And so, like, nobody wants to slip and start from scratch again, maybe. And there's not even like, look at Imam off. Everybody thought he was going to get a title shot. Right? But look, but. But the last time he fought Strickland, Strickland him up. Yeah. Right. So you have to. But Imov's a beast, too.
Eddie Bravo
But Strickland also beat him up on short notice.
Brian Redban
Okay, what's going on with the.
Eddie Bravo
The.
Brian Redban
The Dagestani Russian guy, kind of red hair, beard, one his eyes up or something?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's got one.
Eddie Bravo
Can't fight in America because he can't pass commission here.
Brian Redban
What's up with him? Cuz that guy is good as.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's real good. Yeah.
Brian Redban
What's he.
Joe Rogan
What's he doing? Venom page him up. Really?
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Damn, I missed that one.
Eddie Bravo
And then he got. He got wrestled by Armin Tsurukian. They did a grappling match.
Joe Rogan
What if they call this a draw and they say we all love lost.
Eddie Bravo
And then apologize to us.
Joe Rogan
Ladies and gentlemen, there is no winner. We all Michael Venom Page. Hell yeah.
Eddie Bravo
That does nothing for him.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, nothing.
Eddie Bravo
It does nothing.
Joe Rogan
I think it's bad for him.
Eddie Bravo
100%.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's not good.
Eddie Bravo
Now you're damaged goods. Now you're going into your contract.
Brian Redban
I told you I wasn't going to.
Joe Rogan
Also, here's the problem. Now people know how to fight him. People going to watch that and go, oh, just don't engage. Make him engage.
Brian Redban
Maybe he didn't want the fight. And say, you know what? They're going to make me take this fight and we're just going to play and I'm not going to hurt them. Maybe.
Joe Rogan
Look at.
Brian Redban
They're hugging.
Joe Rogan
That dude was like.
Brian Redban
I told. I had told you I was going to hit you.
Joe Rogan
The guy is good. He's good. Oh, Sam's very, very good.
Eddie Bravo
He's coming out. Four wins, four t. So Riley's a big deal out there. He's a beast.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he is. It's a big problem. It's a hard fight to. It's a hard fight.
Eddie Bravo
It's an awkward fight.
Brian Redban
The last two fights.
Eddie Bravo
Yes, to the filming event.
Brian Redban
Okay, tell me about him. I don't know that. I don't know anything about.
Joe Rogan
He's that Loner Kavanaugh kid, that flyweight kid.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, yes.
Joe Rogan
Do you know what's nuts? Charles Johnson has knocked out two of the best flyweights out there. Joshua Van and Loner Cav.
Eddie Bravo
You know what else is nuts? Why he doesn't just shave his hair off.
Joe Rogan
He likes it because you remember it. You remember he's got this crazy hair in the back, but all shaved in the top.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, I don't think it's shaved like this. I think Jesus is a barber. Jesus.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. But the back of his big old puff of hair. I'll tell you man, this kid in
Eddie Bravo
Cage War is a. He's like the next big thing out of here.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's very good.
Eddie Bravo
So Patty came from cage warriors. Conor McGregor came from Cage Warriors. Like, Cage warriors is like the out there, Dude.
Brian Redban
I went to Cage warriors, like, in 2004. I did a seminar out there, and awesome promotion, man.
Joe Rogan
There's so many good fighters.
Brian Redban
I swear to God, dude, I was. I was.
Dan Soder
Jamie.
Brian Redban
So after the seminar, they go, dude, there's a cage. They time my seminar for a Cage Warrior. So I go with a bunch of. A bunch of dudes from the seminar. And we're watching these fights and there's a. But there's a lot of, like, Middle East Eastern people there. A lot, a lot. So I. I go out in the cage and they want to ask me a question because how was your flight over to the uk? And I said, there was an Asian guy to me. An Asian guy is from China.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
He was sitting next to me on the flight over, and he. And he. I think he. He stunk or he farted. I forget. But they go, how was your flight over here to the uk? And I go, I was next to an Asian guy and he stank. And in uk, Asians are Muslims.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's Pakistanis, dude. Yeah, people. Actual Asians, dude.
Brian Redban
People. There was almost a riot. This is like 2004. Everyone exploded. And they started throwing bottles in the. I'm like, whoa, wait a minute. I meant Asian, like, Chinese. I didn't mean, like, you guys. And they freaked the out. Luckily, I was there with, like, 20 Jiu Jitsu guys from the seminar. I would have been dead.
Eddie Bravo
Like, Cage Warrior. Ksw. Like Ryzen.
Brian Redban
That's. It was like, almost right, Dude. They were throwing at me, and I didn't give a. I was, like, drunk. I was, like, flipping them off. I'm like, you guys, I was an idiot.
Eddie Bravo
That's where all the towns, like, 20
Joe Rogan
years, Cage warriors has some elite talent, you know? You know, Patty McGregor came over, too. Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
And Patty was making more money doing Cage warriors than he was in the ufc.
Brian Redban
What?
Eddie Bravo
That's why he. I met him in San Diego and I was talking to his manager who runs Cage warriors, and like, yeah, he took a pay cut to come to the ufc.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy. For his first fight.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Well, eventually he started making money. How much was he making, in case?
Eddie Bravo
Tons, because he. He was the biggest draw and he was selling out, like, Liverpool's, like, state arenas. He was the main draw. So his. His. His manager wanted to go to the UFC like, two years prior. And he's like, no way. Why am I gonna take a pay cut? So he's like, dude, to. To be considered the best, even though it's a pay cut, you got to come over to the ufc.
Joe Rogan
Do you feel like he got rushed into with a guy like Gaichi, that he should have had, like, a few more?
Eddie Bravo
I don't know what the game plan was. Like, if you and I were talking, you were like, let's say off area. Like, I got some inside info, right? Patty's just gonna strike with Justin. I'm like, oh, you're out of your mind, dude.
Joe Rogan
He's gonna lose.
Eddie Bravo
So I don't know what the game plan was.
Joe Rogan
That's a good question.
Eddie Bravo
But again, it could be too much too soon. You know?
Joe Rogan
I think it is. Gaethje's a monster on the feet. He's a real problem.
Eddie Bravo
He's also All American wrestler. Like, I know. He also doesn't do takedowns.
Joe Rogan
He beat up Physiev standing up.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, bro.
Joe Rogan
You know, Fazeeves wicked, but he could strike.
Eddie Bravo
So if, let's say, counterbacks from International Fight Week. Let's say he's doing International Fight Week. You're telling me if we're trying to do Numbies for Paramount. You're telling me you don't do Patty versus Connor at 170, right? Patty's huge. He'd do 170. Did you say Numbies? I like that. Thank you.
Joe Rogan
Well, unfortunately, the big fight would have been Patty versus Ilya. That would have been the big fight.
Eddie Bravo
That'd been a big fight.
Joe Rogan
If they could have figured out a way to make that happen, that would have been the big fight.
Eddie Bravo
It's a disaster fight for Patty. And that's where the train stops. It would have been a big fight. But Connor, Patty, it's like, that's entertaining, dude.
Dan Soder
It is entertaining.
Brian Redban
That's that.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
I feel like that fight was in the future, if they built him up correctly. I just think throwing him to Justin, you know, after, like, was it Jared. Jared Gordon? I thought Jared Gordon won that fight.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but so does Patty. Even Patty was like, yeah, I probably lost that fight.
Joe Rogan
That's what I thought. And so just a few years later, the Bobby Green video, that was impressive.
Eddie Bravo
Michael Chandler, he looked good.
Joe Rogan
That was impressive.
Eddie Bravo
Still older guys. And then older Justin Gaethje.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. But.
Eddie Bravo
And then my thing is, when you look at Justin Gates, he's like, wait, how's Patty gonna get him to the ground?
Joe Rogan
Right?
Eddie Bravo
What's the move.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Eddie Bravo
It can't be. If. If it's.
Joe Rogan
What is it?
Eddie Bravo
These jiu jitsu trips. You know? Good. Justin Gaethje's takedown defense.
Joe Rogan
And he's also such a good.
Eddie Bravo
His hips are nuts.
Joe Rogan
Crazy athlete.
Eddie Bravo
Wild.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. And he fought that fight like a wild man.
Brian Redban
Wild.
Joe Rogan
He fought that fight just pure reckless. Just walked him down and just like, let him swing off. It was like he felt no fear. It was kind of crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Dude. What happens if at the White House, you know, Trump, he. He's probably not too familiar with UFC fighters and he's like, okay, American Justin Gage, let's do this. And Ilia Toria comes out and flatlines him in front of all the affiliate
Joe Rogan
tooa Flatlines Justin Gage's next fight. He's got the greatest resume of all time ever. I mean, it's the craziest resume.
Eddie Bravo
Here's how the white.
Brian Redban
Amazing.
Eddie Bravo
Here's how the White House card could be saved with all the. I'm talking. Everybody talking. What if Justin Gaii. It could happen. What if he knocks Il Toria out as the main event at the White House?
Joe Rogan
That would be.
Eddie Bravo
Grabs the American flag and that could easily just give the ripping promo.
Brian Redban
That could happen. Gage could knock anybody out. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Bruce Buffer announces his name. That's when the drone hits.
Jamie Vernon
It says it's scheduled to start at
Joe Rogan
noon on the White House lawn.
Dan Soder
Perfect.
Joe Rogan
It'll be a th000 degrees out.
Brian Redban
Is there an Iranian fighter we could get?
Joe Rogan
I'm gonna look like I'm in the shower.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Humid as.
Brian Redban
How about main event? Top Iranian guy. Top Israel guy.
Eddie Bravo
Not a main Iranians main event.
Brian Redban
What do you think about that?
Eddie Bravo
Which is a shame because Iranians are.
Joe Rogan
Well, how about a guy from Palestine like you get Bilal Muhammad against an Israeli guy. That's a dual fight.
Brian Redban
Are you kidding?
Eddie Bravo
That's a dual fight.
Joe Rogan
That would be huge. You just massive. There's no.
Brian Redban
There'd be Scud missiles coming from everywhere.
Joe Rogan
But what guy in that weight class is from Israel? Nobody.
Brian Redban
Dude. Israel got a bunch of great fighters.
Dan Soder
I know.
Joe Rogan
But in the UFC. There's no one in the UFC at 170. That's.
Eddie Bravo
They just gave. It's a weird one.
Joe Rogan
Yes. A tough one. Right? Who they give him?
Eddie Bravo
Did I do many favors. And then also Kamaru Usman thought he was getting Islam and then they yanked it from him at the last second.
Brian Redban
How about a Ukrainian against a Russian? Throw that in.
Eddie Bravo
I totally agree. Trump in the pream.
Brian Redban
In the pream.
Joe Rogan
I think Ian. I think Ian Gary deserves it. But I also think Kamaru, like, come on, the guy's a legend.
Eddie Bravo
Legend.
Joe Rogan
This is like, I wouldn't be mad at and look sensational against Joaquin Buckley. I want to see that fight.
Eddie Bravo
This is my thing with Justin. Like, Justin might have one more. He said for Ilya. My thing with Justin is like, let's go out on top. Ilia's a. Could he win? Of course. Anybody can win. But for Justin, all he's done for the company. Give him the red panty night. Give him Connor at 170, right? That's the fight and let's make all the money.
Joe Rogan
Do you think that he would take that fight?
Eddie Bravo
Who?
Joe Rogan
Conor?
Eddie Bravo
100.
Joe Rogan
Justin Gaethje.
Brian Redban
100 at 170.
Eddie Bravo
Dude, he was gonna fight 55 Carlos.
Joe Rogan
He could make 155. If he's off the sauce, he can make 155.
Eddie Bravo
Connor was down to fight Carlos at 170. You know, they called him. He's like, yep, sign it. Really?
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Wow.
Eddie Bravo
He's gangster, dude.
Joe Rogan
That's a gangster fight.
Eddie Bravo
Super gang. Horrible fight for him.
Brian Redban
When was the last time Connor fought? How long has it been?
Eddie Bravo
It's been a long time.
Brian Redban
Two years.
Eddie Bravo
He hasn't won in forever.
Joe Rogan
Well, he broke his leg in his last fight.
Brian Redban
When was that? How long ago was that?
Eddie Bravo
Four years.
Joe Rogan
At least three.
Eddie Bravo
At least.
Brian Redban
And 100%. 100%, you feel Conor's gonna at least come back for one more fight, right? Yes, 100%.
Eddie Bravo
100%. I think the UFC feels pressure from the criticism of this White House card and not closing on Jon Jones and the other fights. And they're gonna get it done with five years.
Joe Rogan
It's been five years.
Dan Soder
I don't think Conor is going to fight all of that.
Jamie Vernon
Well, he fought. I mean, I guess the May fight gonna happen, guys.
Eddie Bravo
No, not Charles. Not Charles. If anything.
Dan Soder
I thought it was Charles.
Joe Rogan
No, we're talking about Justin Gates.
Dan Soder
I thought it was Connor's fighting Charles in July, bro.
Joe Rogan
That's what they were saying. Imagine the bonkers fight. Imagine this Gaichi somehow another knocks out Iliotaporia. Conor versus Gaethje in July.
Brian Redban
That would be insane.
Joe Rogan
You couldn't do it in July either.
Brian Redban
Even Connor against would be insane. Whoever wins, like whoever wins that against Conor, that's would be insane. Either one.
Joe Rogan
Listen, it has to be the big December card, right?
Dan Soder
Let's just get Connor to July 11th. Let's not worry about December.
Joe Rogan
Well, let's just get him to anywhere.
Dan Soder
That's a quick turn. He's gonna do it. Barely gonna get him.
Joe Rogan
Who else would be good for him?
Eddie Bravo
Max Holloway. Whoa. They remember. They fought. It was Max first fight in ufc. They're two completely different fighters now.
Brian Redban
What happened?
Eddie Bravo
Cutting weight. Charles beat him. I'm. I'm sorry. Connor beat Max, but it's Max's first decision. Decision.
Brian Redban
Decision.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah.
Brian Redban
Forgot about.
Eddie Bravo
So young though. Like, they're completely different. Max is a legend. Connor's a legend.
Joe Rogan
They're both 145.
Eddie Bravo
That's Cook, dude. And, and Max coming off a loss like you don't want to set Conor, like Carlos PR is just up. I feel it's so.
Joe Rogan
It's so wrong to not give it to Michael Chandler.
Eddie Bravo
So up.
Joe Rogan
It's so wrong. You know, man, it's so wrong.
Dan Soder
You said it the best. I. We all love Conor, but it's like you what Marvin AG said, it's tough to sleep on silk sheets.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it's tough to get up in the morning when you're sleeping in silk sheets.
Brian Redban
That's true. Rocky too, but, but some like Jon
Eddie Bravo
Jones sleeps in silk sheets. He's a different.
Joe Rogan
So was Floyd Mayweather when he was
Dan Soder
in his prime way these guys.
Brian Redban
Did Floyd Mayweather lose his money? Didn't he? No way. Is he broke?
Eddie Bravo
Well, he has three zillion dollars.
Dan Soder
He lost it all and then got it back.
Brian Redban
Dude, Floyd Mayweather, when I'm hearing like, he like, didn't he have like $5 billion? How do you lose that?
Joe Rogan
No, he didn't have that much.
Eddie Bravo
He didn't have five, Bill, but he had 200. They said in his craze, made over a billion, but that's not. He doesn't have a.
Brian Redban
He's having financial problems now.
Eddie Bravo
That's the word.
Brian Redban
Damn. It's hard to believe.
Eddie Bravo
Is it though?
Brian Redban
Yeah, dude, he didn't go to that many strip clubs.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he bought a lot of things, man. Think about all those diamond encrusted watches and all those Rolls Royces, Ferraris, Bugattis, all those houses and he bought a bunch of apartment buildings.
Eddie Bravo
And those are good investments though.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but you got to pay the mortgage, correct, you know, and you might
Eddie Bravo
just had a big nut. Then he stopped fighting. He's like, who knows, man?
Joe Rogan
He's got a bunch of people that are on his payroll, whole staff. It's easy.
Brian Redban
He's trying to set up another fight.
Joe Rogan
It's going to. Making that kind of money all the time and then it just goes away. That's.
Eddie Bravo
That's athletes in general. That's.
Brian Redban
I mean, that's like every rock star story, every rockumentary, they blow up, get the mansions and then they got to sell that.
Eddie Bravo
They don't teach you how to, you know, I, I went through it. They don't teach you how to manage finances. Like you're busy being a warrior, an athlete. No one goes, hey, dude, you know
Brian Redban
that you got to pay your taxes,
Eddie Bravo
you know that $20 million house your mortgage on. That's whatever, let's say 25 000amonth, are you gonna be able to afford. It's a 40 year mortgage.
Brian Redban
That's a lot.
Eddie Bravo
You're probably gonna fight for another six years, but. Yeah, what are you gonna do after that? Yeah, like that.
Brian Redban
Sell that house.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, bro.
Brian Redban
Every rock star dog goes up with the mansions and then they gotta sell that mansion, dog. They gotta sell that. It's. It's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Well, because no one teaches them. Yeah, they take advantage of.
Dan Soder
Look at the Stones, look at Led Zeppelin, look at all these bands. And look at Black Sabbath. They were broke by the fifth album. Yeah, see that Ozzy thing, that's a success story all around. Yeah, they were broke when they made
Brian Redban
same thing with Kiss. Kiss was the biggest band in the
Joe Rogan
world when they made that reality show, right?
Dan Soder
Which one?
Joe Rogan
Ozzy, he was broken. He made his.
Eddie Bravo
That's why he did it, Right. His wife set it up.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, right.
Dan Soder
His wife is a. Her, his wife, the Osbornes, I don't
Joe Rogan
know if they were broke. Is that true?
Dan Soder
What.
Eddie Bravo
I'm pretty sure I heard the same. That that's why she did the deal.
Brian Redban
I never heard that. But most bands, they, they go through that like black every. They got all their. And then they lose all their managers and then they got all their.
Dan Soder
They lose all their show. Kiss up one day.
Brian Redban
Yeah, Kiss in 1977 was the biggest band in the world, but by 1980 they were bankrupt and, and they were struggling with selling all their.
Joe Rogan
In an awesome fight.
Brian Redban
So.
Joe Rogan
The pressure of fighting for the first time in the UFC in a co main event is crazy about the pressure.
Eddie Bravo
Have you heard him talk about. Because they were asking. They go, and it's true, I've always said this, that you know, Bellator fighters, when they come to uc, the majority of them struggle. They asked Michael Van Page, why do you think you've had. You know, you're more one of the successful guys that come from Bellator. He goes, I'll tell you this, man, I fought for titles in Bellator. I fought in world championships and karate and all this shit. He goes, when you come to the ufc, it's just different. He was. The pressure, the nerves. He's like, I've been in big fights. People come up like, man, you knocked this guy out. You're setting all time knockout record. And he goes, yeah, cool. Because that didn't bother me. My first fight in the ufc, he was. The nerves were unreal. It's just a. It's the big leagues. It's just a different game.
Brian Redban
Here's your chance. Don't blow it.
Eddie Bravo
It's just a different. It's a.
Brian Redban
You got it. You wanted. You wanted to be here. Are you gonna blow it and blow it in front of your family and your friends?
Eddie Bravo
Just a lot of press. Yeah.
Dan Soder
I bet against fighters and they fight at home.
Brian Redban
Lot of pressure, but sometimes fight harder when the. When their families watch.
Dan Soder
I'm a comic. I know how it works.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Ask Joe on Friday, everybody starts blowing you up, distracting. I get tickets. Can I come to the show?
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Dan Soder
I didn't know you were playing.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Now you're walking in there and that pressure you're putting on yourself because you got tickets.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
For all those people. Whenever fighters fighting at home, I always go the other way. Listen, I'm like 7 out of 10 with it. I bet. But it's the truth, because as a comic, I know what Friday's like.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Dan Soder
So they call you. We got another date for you. Well, call me on Tuesday when I'm in front of my computer.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
They pointers throw you off and. And now you're like. So that's why I don't. I always bet against fighters when they're at home.
Eddie Bravo
Are you touring a lot right now, Joey? No, nope. Just around Jersey.
Joe Rogan
I heard.
Dan Soder
Are you.
Eddie Bravo
No, no, no.
Dan Soder
I go everywhere.
Eddie Bravo
Aren't you opening up the Brooklyn Improv?
Dan Soder
No, someone told me that I'm doing the 15th.
Eddie Bravo
Gotcha.
Dan Soder
It's only 200 seats. Yeah, but it's. Right.
Joe Rogan
That's cool.
Eddie Bravo
They put an improv in Brooklyn.
Joe Rogan
Which part of Brooklyn?
Dan Soder
The one right over the bridge. Harrisburg, I think.
Joe Rogan
Harrisburg.
Dan Soder
It used to be right when you walk over the Brooklyn Bridge right now. It used to be.
Joe Rogan
I don't even know what that is.
Dan Soder
A second city. Yeah, it's right over the bridge. Harrisburg.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. I was talking to Mark Norman. He's like, comedy's really big right now in New York. It's like, a lot of clubs are opening. Comedy's big everywhere right now. It's pretty awesome.
Dan Soder
What they did was they mashed too much in New York City.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
So now these suburb Rooms.
Joe Rogan
Brooklyn.
Dan Soder
These, bro. That theater in Staten island, did we ever do that together?
Joe Rogan
No, that.
Dan Soder
That theater, Jordan, that theater is amazing.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
George Theater. It's amazing, dog.
Joe Rogan
Staten Island's fun, dog.
Dan Soder
I had a blast. Because I'm a knucklehead. When you're a knucklehead, Staten island is knuckleheads.
Joe Rogan
Good pizza.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, yeah.
Joe Rogan
Everything real Italians.
Dan Soder
That's real.
Eddie Bravo
Is Staten island where all the mobsters used to live?
Dan Soder
Yes.
Joe Rogan
They lived everywhere.
Eddie Bravo
They lived in Brooklyn but was in style. I like to wear the homies. Homes were for them, like the family home.
Dan Soder
Paul Castellano.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Dan Soder
Always remember Staten island, no disrespect to Staten island was a dump. A literal landfill.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, wow.
Dan Soder
So, you know, like when Castellan opens his house, people said it smelled a little bit in the summer in Jersey. You could smell the trash from.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, damn.
Dan Soder
Staten Island.
Joe Rogan
Isn't that crazy? They take garbage and the solution is just put it in the ground.
Eddie Bravo
Wow.
Joe Rogan
Forever.
Eddie Bravo
There has to be forever. How come, Elon, what's that?
Jamie Vernon
They had pigs eat it for a long time. They didn't know what to do.
Joe Rogan
That's the move.
Dan Soder
What the.
Eddie Bravo
That's not a bad idea.
Joe Rogan
That's a better idea. But they can't eat everything.
Dan Soder
If it wasn't for state.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, they should have brought back the pigs.
Dan Soder
Very. You know, with Staten Island's food. There's a place in Staten island that makes chicken, corn and blue still. Yeah, Joe, my neighbor.
Joe Rogan
Isn't that a common menu item? You like them still?
Eddie Bravo
Like it's.
Dan Soder
No.
Joe Rogan
From the 1800s.
Dan Soder
No, that's not. Because people are lazy. Nobody wants to cut a chicken and put ham in it. But these people.
Joe Rogan
Half of what I watch on YouTube is People Cooking. I love watching people cooking. The last few weeks has been dudes cooking in the mountains like asmr, where you don't. They don't talk at all. They just chop stuff up. I love it.
Brian Redban
You like to cook?
Joe Rogan
I do, yeah. I love cooking.
Dan Soder
I wish.
Brian Redban
I like.
Eddie Bravo
I just watch all car on there.
Joe Rogan
I watch a lot of that too.
Eddie Bravo
Like, guys are trying to figure out how to unlock the. The ECU on the ZR1, yo.
Joe Rogan
You know that's with right now. That Cadillac black wing, the CT5.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Let's go, brother.
Joe Rogan
That is a crazy car for them to build.
Eddie Bravo
Ain't that cool?
Joe Rogan
668 horsepower Cadillac that you can get in a manual.
Eddie Bravo
Isn't that great?
Joe Rogan
It's nuts. And then Hennessy will jack that up to a thousand. Now we're Cooking, which is just a tire burner. It's gonna cook the tires off.
Eddie Bravo
What's crazy is, like, we talk, you know that your ZR1X has whatever, a thousand something horsepower, right?
Joe Rogan
Was it 1200?
Eddie Bravo
It's 1200. The X is 1200. The guy that won Texas 2K yesterday in Houston, he did it in a Lamborghini, bro. 3, 000 horsepower.
Dan Soder
Whoa.
Eddie Bravo
They're just. It's. What the are we doing?
Joe Rogan
So that must be like.
Eddie Bravo
Well, that's the Hennessy.
Joe Rogan
That's the CT5V.
Brian Redban
That's 3,000 horsepower.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, that's a cat. That's a thousand horsepower. That's a Cadillac CT5V. And they take it and they jack it up. It comes 668, I think, and they take it and they jack it up to a thousand. But it just. When you drive in, it drives like a luxury car. The inside looks like a luxury car. It's incredible. I haven't driven that one, but I've driven. I have the V as a Suburban. I have the big one, the big Escalade V. They cook the big one. It's amazing.
Brian Redban
And I. I like.
Joe Rogan
The interior is incredible.
Eddie Bravo
They're great. Those black wings. I like them in that blue they offer. Have you seen that blue, Joe?
Joe Rogan
Yes. They have a green, too. A sick green.
Eddie Bravo
I haven't seen that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God. It's like a dark, metallic green.
Eddie Bravo
Dude, I just got a 2500. The AV Rams. Those AVs.
Joe Rogan
Nice, bro. Oh, you got. That's one of them. You going off road, dog.
Jamie Vernon
Is that real?
Eddie Bravo
You know, I do my thing.
Joe Rogan
That's not real.
Eddie Bravo
That's crazy. 3,000 horsepower.
Brian Redban
That's.
Joe Rogan
Who won.
Eddie Bravo
Texas 2, 3000.
Joe Rogan
It's making it.
Eddie Bravo
All these boys on the street now, like, they laugh at a thousand.
Brian Redban
Is that a Lamborghini?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Okay, that's good.
Eddie Bravo
Or that's a Huracan turbo charger.
Brian Redban
And what? 1.3.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he has to have a parachute on. Look at these. That's slippery, dude. He's losing. If you don't know how to drive and you get behind that thing, you're spinning out, going right into that time.
Eddie Bravo
I'll wreck that thing 100%.
Brian Redban
I know my life.
Joe Rogan
Look how. Look at when he loses it a little bit. Look at it, bro. You know how terrifying that must have been when the ass kicks out with 3,000 horsepower, bro.
Eddie Bravo
I was in one of those Calvo Vipers with two 2200 horsepower.
Joe Rogan
Nuts. Gordon Ryan is obsessed with those.
Brian Redban
Looked a little scared.
Eddie Bravo
I was so scared. I. I don't want to get hurt. And he showed me a video of Calvo. Showed me a video him. Because as we're going, I'm like, how much horsepower is 2400? I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. I go, hey, man, you ever crashed
Dan Soder
one of these things?
Eddie Bravo
He goes, oh, yeah. Shows me a video of him just getting up, buddy.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah, that.
Eddie Bravo
I was terrified.
Joe Rogan
Not fun.
Eddie Bravo
I don't want to go out like that. I'm shooting a TV show. This Gearhead's gone wild. So I'm. I don't want to go out shooting
Brian Redban
a Gearhead's gone wild. Yeah, dude, that's.
Eddie Bravo
That's my new show.
Brian Redban
Hilarious.
Eddie Bravo
That's on tubing.
Brian Redban
Is that your show? That's my show.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, dude. Steve. Yeah, yeah. Gearhead's gone wild.
Joe Rogan
These guys are banging.
Dan Soder
These guys are banging.
Joe Rogan
These guys are banging. Look at this. Oh, Riley just connected with some big shots.
Dan Soder
This kid said if Michael Paige ain't going to do it, I'm going to do it for him.
Joe Rogan
Come on, Dana, man, Michael Page must feel like, right?
Dan Soder
Give me that bonus cash.
Eddie Bravo
You know, it feels like a. Sam,
Joe Rogan
he had half his pay, right?
Eddie Bravo
You know what I'm saying?
Joe Rogan
That's true.
Eddie Bravo
Neither one of them did.
Joe Rogan
But it's like Michael Venom Page was in the hunt, like potentially for a future world title.
Eddie Bravo
That's not on him though, man. That's not matchmaking.
Joe Rogan
I know.
Dan Soder
Gentlemen, you can't blame everything on matchmaking.
Eddie Bravo
I have to.
Dan Soder
What's the number one rule? Don't let anything up to the judges.
Joe Rogan
Come on.
Eddie Bravo
That's some Dana White. Yeah, these guys are really good. That never worked for me.
Dan Soder
Why should I?
Joe Rogan
I'm old.
Eddie Bravo
It's some Dana White when people go. Can't leave it up to judges. Okay, I hear you. That guy's really good on fighting, dude.
Joe Rogan
Also, he's. He knows him so well. Yes, that's the real problem. It's the matchmaking. You're right.
Brian Redban
Let's get best friends to fight.
Joe Rogan
Imagine that was when it really happened.
Brian Redban
Yes. Just do it. Green lighted like right away. Go, go, go. Another one. Who else? P. Friends.
Joe Rogan
Let's get more best friends.
Eddie Bravo
Cuz no one knows fighting.
Brian Redban
Imagine they have a card. All best friends fighting. Yeah, dude, it's like the worst card ever. I thought two could like $2,000 pay per view.
Eddie Bravo
Sucks, man. Matt Mone was my boy, bro.
Joe Rogan
Imagine you and me had a fight. How horrible that would be.
Brian Redban
Dude. I would you up and I would hate it. I like, damn.
Dan Soder
I of it.
Brian Redban
I love you, dog. With that turning sidekick bull. This ain't kung fu theater, okay? No, honestly, anytime anybody's ever mentioned, like, a dude who would win a new fight, you or Joe Rogan, I always say, Joe Rogan would kill me. I do, too. People ask me all the time. I know, and I mean that. There's no way I'd be able to take him down. Like, first of all, this is like reality. This is like me judging the fight. I'm like, I. I wouldn't be able to take him down because I have the worst wrestling in dude. I've never taught one takedown in my life.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, If I went to the ground, though, I'd be.
Brian Redban
But how would I get you to the ground? You would light me. He would knock me out with jabs.
Dan Soder
He's also.
Brian Redban
He wouldn't even have to throw a right hand. He would be nice to me. He goes like, I love him.
Joe Rogan
He's like, I wouldn't be able to hit you. There's no way you would be able
Brian Redban
to jab me, dog.
Joe Rogan
You don't want one of these coming towards you.
Eddie Bravo
Those meat hooks you like, Jo, hook it up.
Brian Redban
Hook it up. Don't me. No turning, bro.
Joe Rogan
It would just look like Jake Paul versus.
Eddie Bravo
I was just going to say that if you and I thought it'd be a Jake Paul.
Brian Redban
Listen, okay? Dan is making us do this.
Joe Rogan
It would be like even Roy Jones when he fought Mike Tyson, they were all body punches.
Eddie Bravo
That's all.
Joe Rogan
They never really.
Brian Redban
I would say, Joe, you throw one turning sidekick right at 113, bro.
Joe Rogan
It would look like a kung fu movie. We would choreograph that. We would choreograph that like a kung
Brian Redban
fu we gotta sell. But you know what? You would have to let me take you down and almost choke you, and then you escape. I go, let me get you. Like an almost joke. I had you, like, deep.
Joe Rogan
It would be like this. Like, I'm about to tap and I don't.
Brian Redban
And then I'd let you leg kick me or. Or whatever, and you. You drop me with the leg. Kick you me right in the leg.
Joe Rogan
And I'll go.
Brian Redban
I'll be like, limping. And then the ref have to stop it, and we're good.
Joe Rogan
Imagine what you imagine to knock one of your good friends out. Like, that's happened a bunch of times with guys like, put your good friend in the hospital.
Eddie Bravo
Terrible.
Brian Redban
That could be a cartoon right there, that fight.
Eddie Bravo
And take half their pay. It's up.
Joe Rogan
I hate that.
Eddie Bravo
I hate.
Joe Rogan
I Hate the. The word win pay thing. I hate it. It's what. The only thing I hate more is weigh ins. I hate. I hate weight cutting.
Brian Redban
What do you mean you hate the win pay? What do you mean?
Joe Rogan
I hate the fact that you get paid more if you win.
Brian Redban
Why?
Joe Rogan
Because a lot of times it's a decision, and I would say you.
Brian Redban
You only get the bonus if there's a. Not a finish.
Eddie Bravo
Well, that's what they're doing, but that's what they're doing now.
Joe Rogan
They're doing a finish bonus, but you're still getting fight pay.
Brian Redban
And then I would eliminate that. But I go, this is your show pay, and this is the pay if you finish the guy, and then that's
Eddie Bravo
it, you know, that's why Rhonda decided to go to MVP and fight Gina. Because she. They went originally went to Dana and she was like, hey, now that there's no pay per view, I. I want this guaranteed amount. And he was like, no, that's just not our business model. It's not what we do. Because we pay you all that money, then you know, we're gonna have to do that down the road. Yeah, good luck somewhere else. She's all, say less. Yeah, I went to mvp. And they're like, here's a guaranteed money. Yeah, yeah. She wanted guaranteed money because they. The UFC originally wanted that. Wanted that fight.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
What if Gina wins and then they do a rematch?
Joe Rogan
Or what if she says she wants to fight Holly? Yeah, Holly is.
Brian Redban
That would be huge. Holly's waiting right there. Get that little rematch.
Joe Rogan
Totally good time to fight Holly.
Brian Redban
The crazy thing about Rhonda is she was on such a meteoric rise, and then the Holly Holm thing happened, and then she. She kind of took a little break here and then, and it was like, Amanda was nobody back then. So they go, okay, granddaughter, just. We're going to give you like some up and comer easy Brazilian.
Joe Rogan
No, no, she was a champion. Yeah.
Brian Redban
No, she wasn't.
Joe Rogan
Yes, she was.
Brian Redban
Amanda Nudes was the champion.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Brian Redban
Was she?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, we knew she was, bro.
Joe Rogan
She.
Eddie Bravo
Nobody liked that fight. Nobody liked that fight.
Joe Rogan
She up Misha Tate. So. Dude, she was a monster.
Eddie Bravo
Monster.
Brian Redban
You know what?
Joe Rogan
Terrifying.
Brian Redban
I remember they gave up Rhonda an easy fight. What? They thought. No, no, no, no, no.
Joe Rogan
People that thought that were like, idiot Hollywood agents.
Brian Redban
That's me. You call me an idiot? Come on, dog, I'm your brother.
Joe Rogan
You weren't working for the UFC at that time, so I was there. And you don't Watch all the fights. I watched every one of her fights. That lady hits harder than any woman.
Brian Redban
I'm not saying it, but it seems like nobody knew that.
Eddie Bravo
It seemed like I knew it.
Joe Rogan
I thought it. That was the worst fight for her before the Holly fight. I was telling Dana because I was surprised they made the Holly fight. I thought they were going to make Amanda Nunes. I go, Amanda Nunes is a problem. I go because she's a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu and her hands she up Katz and ganu so bad. She messed up her hormone levels. Cat's cortisol was messed up. She had vertigo. She was up for like a year.
Brian Redban
Amanda, Cat 1. Amanda. Yeah, Amanda Nun's got shoulders like Michelle Obama, dog.
Joe Rogan
She throws hammers. That lady hits like I love.
Eddie Bravo
I got it.
Joe Rogan
Isn't it funny? Compliment everybody.
Brian Redban
Compliment.
Joe Rogan
Everybody says that like transgender people are amazing. But the number one insult when someone is going after a lady, they say she's really got a dick.
Eddie Bravo
Looks like a dude.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Well, she's got a dick like secretly. Like Michelle Obama secretly got a dick. People are saying that about Erica Kirk, like crazy people. It's not a realistic.
Brian Redban
Erica Kirk got a dick.
Joe Rogan
No, of course she doesn't. But crazy people online have been saying
Dan Soder
sucking dick right now.
Joe Rogan
Widow, she's saving it for Jesus.
Brian Redban
It would be three days like five inches.
Joe Rogan
Let the lady grieve.
Dan Soder
And I like, but she's a wild girl.
Eddie Bravo
Before Charlie, before Charlie.
Dan Soder
She looked Charlie's ass and he was. Yeah, those dirty white will sting a tongue in your ass. Those Charlie Kirks don't know what the in them. They're mopping, swapping, doing laundry. You shove your tongue up before a of a little white guy like that says he's gonna see fireworks. Life has changed.
Brian Redban
Yeah, his life has changed.
Joe Rogan
Imagine that's all it takes. Confused doesn't think about it. You get. I will think about it.
Dan Soder
You got some 24 year old white dude that was in the boy scouts and you set him loose with a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx that hasn't eaten in three days.
Joe Rogan
That's different.
Dan Soder
Listen to.
Brian Redban
That's not.
Joe Rogan
Not Erica Kirk though. She was a beauty pageant.
Dan Soder
Yeah, yeah, but when you win beauty pan, you suck dick part time. So knock it.
Brian Redban
That's it.
Joe Rogan
She's definitely an odd lady.
Dan Soder
Yeah. No, something's not right.
Eddie Bravo
Have you seen those, those conventions? There's fireworks and she's coming.
Joe Rogan
It's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
It's.
Joe Rogan
It's real weird. It's real weird.
Eddie Bravo
Something's up with that.
Joe Rogan
It's real weird. And didn't she get some high level government position?
Brian Redban
Yes.
Eddie Bravo
Didn't they just.
Dan Soder
Yeah, they gave her like this.
Eddie Bravo
Trump did, right?
Dan Soder
Yeah, Head of something.
Eddie Bravo
She's like head of the CIA.
Joe Rogan
Makes me wonder, like, man, wonder if I can get me one of them positions.
Dan Soder
You got to shoot your wife on TV and.
Eddie Bravo
Jesus Christ.
Joe Rogan
Jesus Christ. Why don't you take your mind right?
Eddie Bravo
Get your mind.
Joe Rogan
Get your mind fine. Right. Something wrong with you. Something wrong with you, Joey.
Eddie Bravo
You could 100 get one of those jobs, Joe.
Joe Rogan
I know. I'm thinking which one I want.
Eddie Bravo
I want to be right.
Joe Rogan
Pete Hegset's sidekick
Eddie Bravo
was a Department of War.
Joe Rogan
That's what they call it now.
Eddie Bravo
So gangster used to be the.
Joe Rogan
Well, I think it was originally Department of War and then became Department of Defense once Biden came in. Hand it over to him, Joe.
Dan Soder
Oh, my God, that's tremendous.
Joe Rogan
No, I think it was a while ago they changed it to the Department of Defense.
Eddie Bravo
I thought Biden's team did it.
Joe Rogan
And Trump was like, well, it sounds better.
Brian Redban
Your Trump is pretty good, dude.
Joe Rogan
It's not that good. It's definitely not good right now. These allergies.
Brian Redban
You know what I want to tell Shane Gillis because he does the best.
Joe Rogan
The best, dude, you know, isn't it
Brian Redban
a trip that Trump has never had a drink of alcohol?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, well, he had a brother that was like really bad.
Dan Soder
Imagine.
Brian Redban
Imagine Trump, a drunk Trump.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Brian Redban
Drunk Trump.
Eddie Bravo
He doesn't need that.
Joe Rogan
I can't. But Shane, could you do it?
Brian Redban
Drunk Trump. And they said, I'll stop this war in 24 hours.
Dan Soder
Remember?
Joe Rogan
He said, no, it's the best at stopping wars.
Brian Redban
Give me three.
Joe Rogan
I'm the best. I might be the best.
Eddie Bravo
I might be the best.
Brian Redban
Give me two hours. I'll stop this war. I wish I could.
Eddie Bravo
Supposedly, he said it's almost over.
Joe Rogan
Well, I hope he's right.
Eddie Bravo
Me too.
Joe Rogan
I hope he's right. I listen. If they can somehow or another bring peace to Iran, I mean, it's unrealistic, right? It's never happened before. Never been a regime change war. That worked out great.
Eddie Bravo
That's what I'm saying. We've done this before. How did it turn out?
Joe Rogan
It's never worked out.
Eddie Bravo
But don't you think it's about the oil? Right? Because they supply all the oil.
Brian Redban
It's about the oil. I think they. They want you to think it's about the oil. It's about the central banks. It's about the oil. I don't give a about the oil
Joe Rogan
many there's oil everywhere everywhere there's also these guys want to start an Islamic caliphate and they are states the largest state sponsored terrorism.
Eddie Bravo
Yes comes out of there. Yeah yeah they're terrible people he's funding
Joe Rogan
it and well a lot of it like when Biden freed up like something like $6 billion they that was like right before October 7th.
Brian Redban
That's a lot of billions.
Joe Rogan
There's Patty. Look at him. He's about 250 right now.
Eddie Bravo
Let me some Patty.
Joe Rogan
That dude knows how to live in between fights he lives he's.
Eddie Bravo
Have you had him in here?
Joe Rogan
No, I'd love that dude I have
Eddie Bravo
in he just has great he has
Joe Rogan
that it factor well he's also a very smart guy.
Eddie Bravo
Correct.
Joe Rogan
You know and I guarantee you that Justin fight could be a big wakeup call. He'll come back and oh yeah no up in his next how did that fight end? Justin just beat his ass justice decision. Yeah but he he him up but
Eddie Bravo
he did poke him in the eyes. He did.
Joe Rogan
He did poke him in the eyes
Eddie Bravo
and hit him in the nuts.
Joe Rogan
He did him in nuts.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That is a problem. Are you I have a belief yeah. I use these Alps Shout out to Tucker.
Eddie Bravo
Love your I love you need to get on these back pouch.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Nicotine.
Joe Rogan
You had one of these last night, dog.
Dan Soder
Come on. I'm going to tell you last night
Joe Rogan
what you want to tell me last
Dan Soder
night that your club is really becoming I had a lot of fun this time, bro.
Joe Rogan
Well, it was beautiful watching you Thursday night.
Dan Soder
I had a really good home now.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Dan Soder
I had a rough five years and I'm home now.
Joe Rogan
Oh you looked it on stage and that crowd was at Joey Diaz crowd because they were there to see him. It was. I just sat and watched. I wanted to went and sat in the balcony. I was like this makes me so happy.
Dan Soder
Yeah I'm gonna do like two nights next time but only anytime shows bro late show. I gotta be downstairs partying at Missy's.
Joe Rogan
Those are different animals. The late shows they're fun. I like doing late shows every now and then. They're fun but they're tired. These people been up all day.
Dan Soder
I can't.
Joe Rogan
Well, it's not us.
Dan Soder
No no.
Joe Rogan
I'm not worried about being tired. I sleep, you know Good. I want to be but it's like the people they worked all day. They worked all day. They got off work at 5. They probably went to dinner, had a few drinks. Oh we're going to go See Joey Diaz tonight. It's a 10 o' clock show. That's five hours after you get off work and then you got to get up at 7.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it's tough.
Dan Soder
No, no, no.
Joe Rogan
Here we go, Laron, let's go.
Eddie Bravo
This could be another dish decision.
Joe Rogan
It might be. Or Laron might catch him coming in because specialty striker, he can do everything.
Eddie Bravo
He can do everything.
Brian Redban
Is he a black belt?
Eddie Bravo
Probably not, but Mosarv is a monster wrestler like the guy. Yeah, it's gonna be trouble for me. He's undefeated. Yeah, it's Khabib.
Brian Redban
Where's he from?
Eddie Bravo
He's from Russia.
Joe Rogan
You do 1500 push ups in an hour.
Eddie Bravo
I call.
Joe Rogan
But what's the most push ups you've ever done? Done in a row?
Eddie Bravo
I don't know. I could. I mean, I don't know. My son asked me to do 100. I knocked him. If it's 100, I don't did 100
Joe Rogan
in a row, right? Oh, yeah.
Brian Redban
Wow, that's a lot.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy.
Brian Redban
I could do.
Eddie Bravo
Really?
Joe Rogan
I did 75. I gassed out at 75.
Eddie Bravo
Really?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I did it on the show. Me and Burke Kreisler had a little competition.
Eddie Bravo
How many?
Brian Redban
How many could he do?
Joe Rogan
Not that much. I think it was 35. He. I told him I could do whatever he did. I could do double. Yeah, I think he did like 30 something.
Jamie Vernon
World record is 1575.
Brian Redban
Jeez.
Jamie Vernon
Minutes. So he's doing that every week.
Dan Soder
Damn.
Joe Rogan
But he's doing it in an hour.
Eddie Bravo
Are we still buying it?
Jamie Vernon
That's what the record is.
Eddie Bravo
That's. The record's in an hour, Joe.
Joe Rogan
Oh, the records. In an hour.
Brian Redban
But again, how many minutes?
Joe Rogan
Six minutes. I was like, that's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
But Joe, to your point, he might not be doing like full extension. He might just be pumping.
Joe Rogan
Right, right, right.
Eddie Bravo
Which is still tough.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it's still hard. But like, if you're just doing this, some guys just do this. Really move only like six or seven inches.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
You ever see Cam Haynes, son, when he won the World Chin Up Championship, some other cat came along and beat it by a thousand.
Eddie Bravo
What the.
Joe Rogan
Now they're in like 11,000. 12,000 in 24 hours. What the, bro? These guys, their hands at the end of it are just meat. It's just bloody meat. They tear all the skin off their hand.
Eddie Bravo
I was going to say about Murphy's 12,000.
Jamie Vernon
Someone just did 12,000.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Jamie Vernon
True. It did 10,000.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Then another cat from Australia beat It. And then this new cat beat that.
Eddie Bravo
That's so insane.
Jamie Vernon
12, 300. Well, 1, 2, 3, 4.
Joe Rogan
Dude, it was a big deal when Goggins did 4,000. Everybody's like, no one's gonna beat that. He did like 4900 or something. And then Truett beat that. And then a dude beat him, and then he beat that.
Eddie Bravo
That's wild.
Joe Rogan
They're just going after each other back and forth. But the thing is true, it is a big guy. He's not a size. Some of these guys. Well, he's like 180 something, you know, big for doing that and jacked. Or even when he runs marathons. He's way bigger than these marathons.
Eddie Bravo
How tall is he?
Joe Rogan
Probably 5 11, I think, because.
Eddie Bravo
Because Cam was. I mean, because Cam goes such far distance. Made sense because when I saw him was like, oh, he's smaller than I thought. But then in my head, I'm like this. He's running.
Joe Rogan
Well, Cam got to like 185 at one point. But you, you just. It's pounding on your joints. He got big just from lifting.
Eddie Bravo
Cam sent me this out. It's my favorite hat, man. It is.
Joe Rogan
He's got dope gear.
Eddie Bravo
He's got American flag on the back. It's like a net in the front's canvas is. What's his slogan?
Joe Rogan
Keep hammering?
Eddie Bravo
Yes. His keep hammer, bro. My son steals it all the time, but, you know. So Murphy, before he got the ufc, got shot in the face and in the neck. You hear about this?
Brian Redban
No.
Eddie Bravo
He was involved. Probably some gang activity. Was coming out of barbershop, some dude shot him in the face. He still has metal in his tongue currently. Metal in his tongue. And he got shot in the neck. Survived metal in his tongue.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Is that crazy? And he won't talk about it.
Joe Rogan
Imagine how he eats.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
And he won't talk. When they ask him, they go, was it gang? Like, why the guy shoot? He goes, that. I don't talk about that.
Dan Soder
Wow.
Eddie Bravo
It's just gangster.
Brian Redban
A lot of stabbings in England, man.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that's why I surprised. Shooting a lot of stabs.
Joe Rogan
Well, there's a lot of rough customers in England, man. A lot. Lot of history. That London shoot boxing. That. That.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, bro.
Joe Rogan
That team, man.
Brian Redban
Bro.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Animals. Lee Murray days, dude.
Eddie Bravo
Lee Murray. They're doing a movie on Lee Murray.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah? Who's doing it?
Eddie Bravo
I forget, but it's coming out.
Joe Rogan
It might be Richie's Robin Banks. I know it has to be Guy Richie has to be has to be. I hope it's Guy Richie. Bro, that Pico knockout was bananas. Pico's fighting soon. I think he's fighting in Miami.
Eddie Bravo
And he. And it's. Oh, it's pit bull. Bellator on Bellator. Loser goes home.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, man.
Eddie Bravo
Forever.
Joe Rogan
At least Pico waited quite a while after the KO because that was a bad one.
Dan Soder
Bad.
Joe Rogan
That was a bad. He was out.
Eddie Bravo
He's too aggressive. Well, he's just with Greg Jackson now, who's trying to pull the reins back because he's so skilled. He's just too aggressive.
Joe Rogan
I mean, I always harp on, for us, a hobby, but I think that's the.
Eddie Bravo
I think Nick sick.
Joe Rogan
Nick sick, too.
Eddie Bravo
That motherfucker's bad.
Joe Rogan
He's a bad, too. But, like, for us, I think he's
Jamie Vernon
got documentary that came out about it,
Joe Rogan
about Lee years ago.
Jamie Vernon
It seems like semi fictional or not fiction dramatized. Semi.
Eddie Bravo
Not a movie.
Brian Redban
This is an actual.
Joe Rogan
This is not.
Jamie Vernon
This is not a movie. I didn't see if there was a movie.
Joe Rogan
He was a wild.
Eddie Bravo
Pretty sure there's a movie coming out.
Joe Rogan
You know, one of my favorite fights, when he fought Anderson Silva, a Cage Rage.
Eddie Bravo
That's right.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that was Anderson. Like, right when Anderson reached his prime. So Anderson fought in pride, and he looked real good in pride in some fights. And then in cage rage, he caught his groove. And you know when a guy just like, catches that groove. So when he came over the UFC and the first fight was Chris Leben, I remember that was like when Aubrey was betting on fights, I'd go bet the house on the Brazilian.
Eddie Bravo
Nobody knew Andrew House.
Joe Rogan
And he's. Bro, he was on fire.
Eddie Bravo
Because, you know Anderson, when he fought in Pride, he was gonna retire, and Big Nog talked him in to continue.
Joe Rogan
Crazy.
Eddie Bravo
How crazy is that? He was gonna stop fighting.
Brian Redban
There's. There's quite a few fighters that. That, especially in Jiu jitsu, that come in, like Fabricio Verdum, for instance.
Dan Soder
Oh, my God.
Brian Redban
He came in, he didn't have any striking. So he was like. Had mixed success.
Eddie Bravo
But do you know how he came in?
Brian Redban
No, no, no.
Dan Soder
But.
Brian Redban
But let me finish. He didn't have. He didn't have any, like, striking? No, none. And he was. He was fighting Mike Hoist in the early days, but he could have easily just said it, I'm just gonna teach Jiu Jitsu, I don't need to do this. But Fabricio stuck it out, and little by little, the striking became pretty dangerous. And he started head kicking people. He could have easily after two or three fights, said, you know what? I'll teach Jiu Jitsu. I don't need to do this.
Joe Rogan
But Fabrizio, flush flying side, kicked him in the face. First move.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Opening round, jumping, flying sidekick to the
Eddie Bravo
face was Crow Cops. Jiu Jitsu coach. And Crow cop's the one that got him, right?
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that's right.
Brian Redban
Yeah, bro.
Joe Rogan
In the goat category, when you. When you top three, bubba, because you got to think about that guy. Tapped three.
Brian Redban
All time legend,
Joe Rogan
Noguera and Kane.
Eddie Bravo
But remember when he tapped out Fedor, it was. Wasn't like you remember Fader lost a Bigfoot Silva after that. And we went on his losing streak.
Joe Rogan
He was the first one. And he caught him in a triangle.
Eddie Bravo
Jiu Jitsu.
Joe Rogan
Fedor had the scariest ground.
Eddie Bravo
Jiu Jitsu.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Minotaural. A Fedor in a triangle.
Eddie Bravo
Maybe best.
Brian Redban
And they fought a couple times, maybe.
Joe Rogan
Best guard in the history of the heavyweight division. Honorable mention, Frank mir verdum.
Eddie Bravo
Number one.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
If Mason Fowler did MMA.
Joe Rogan
Okay, but in MMA. Yeah, I mean, you got it. You got number one. Best guard ever. Just for the Fedor fight.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
100% crazy.
Joe Rogan
Those legs, man, they locks on. You gotta remember.
Brian Redban
You gotta remember. Minotauro triangle. Mark Coleman, remember that one?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
That was hu.
Joe Rogan
But he couldn't do it. He couldn't do it to Fador. It was Prime Fedor when Fabricio fought him. Prime Fedor. Fedor hadn't experienced any losses.
Eddie Bravo
Nobody thought he was.
Joe Rogan
Dude. He had stopped. Orlovsky or Arlovsky was tuning him up. Remember that?
Eddie Bravo
Him up and then goes.
Joe Rogan
Threw himself in the air and he got caught with a perfect overhand punch.
Dan Soder
My brother. Yo, I gotta get out of here. Where you going? I got a 7:30.
Joe Rogan
How dare you?
Dan Soder
I know.
Joe Rogan
You son of a.
Dan Soder
If they cancel me, then I'll be back.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, you should. Probably should. Because the. The TSA is still up. Did you hear that? Elon Musk, he offered to pay for all the government workers. He said he would.
Eddie Bravo
He would figure out they won't let him, right?
Joe Rogan
I don't know, he said. But he offered it. He offered it on X. He said, I offer to pay for all these people from the government.
Eddie Bravo
So it puts pressure on, you know, it's nuts.
Joe Rogan
It's nuts. These play with our lives like that. That should be open no matter what. It's spring break. People are going on vacation.
Eddie Bravo
Think about the TSA workers. They're not balling and they don't get paid.
Joe Rogan
Exactly. Don't you have, like, supplemental money. All the money you spend on USAID doing transgender monkey studies. How come you don't have the war?
Eddie Bravo
How many billion. How could.
Joe Rogan
How come you don't have money to keep the airports open? That's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
And these are. These are blue collar. Nine to five people.
Dan Soder
I had a sky thing today, and he canceled this morning.
Eddie Bravo
You had a what?
Dan Soder
Skype cap. People who walk you straight.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah.
Dan Soder
Has a great service.
Eddie Bravo
He canceled it.
Dan Soder
Canceled?
Joe Rogan
Why he cancel? Could do it.
Dan Soder
I was like, oh, cuz. I was watching this and. All right, let me walk in.
Eddie Bravo
You should be fine with tsa. It's all propaganda.
Joe Rogan
I love you, brother.
Brian Redban
Love you, Joey.
Dan Soder
On the flip side, I'll be in touch. Send your wife my love.
Joe Rogan
Get back here in a couple weeks. Okay?
Dan Soder
Six weeks. I love you. Thank you. Love you, too. All right, guys.
Brian Redban
Love you, man.
Dan Soder
I love you.
Joe Rogan
Travel safe.
Dan Soder
Stay black.
Eddie Bravo
Go, go. Stay black. Yes, sir. Love you.
Joe Rogan
All right, here we go, brother. Main event. Time is Evlo have gotten into the ox gun yet or is he walking?
Eddie Bravo
No, he's walking right now.
Joe Rogan
Interesting walkout. Second. I wonder how they made that decision. Because he's a England guy.
Eddie Bravo
That is weird.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, maybe. Must be.
Eddie Bravo
And then sometimes just depends who walks based off the. The.
Joe Rogan
They might have flipped red or blue, who knows?
Jamie Vernon
But in England, he's the number one contender.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he's right. Number one.
Jamie Vernon
One verse, three.
Joe Rogan
Imagine that. And he sees Diego get that second fight. It's like, this is. What is the.
Eddie Bravo
Listen, I like Diego, but the UFC pushes him like a.
Joe Rogan
Well, they should. He's a bad. But give the guy a chance to, like, figure out how to beat Volkanovsky.
Eddie Bravo
It was way too soon.
Joe Rogan
It's way too soon. Volkanovski knows what to do.
Eddie Bravo
He thought exactly the same. Didn't cut off the OCT gun. What he could.
Joe Rogan
I don't think he developed more skill.
Eddie Bravo
There's no way. There's amount of time. So what?
Joe Rogan
And Volkanovski was super confident going into that.
Eddie Bravo
You want to know the smart thing? No fighter's ever going to do this because you get a title shot. You got to jump at it. But his team should have said, let's wait.
Brian Redban
Is Khabib going to be in this dude's corner?
Eddie Bravo
No, I don't think he. With that team.
Joe Rogan
They're not from the same team.
Brian Redban
Oh, they're not from the same team.
Joe Rogan
He's a problem, though. Dude is a problem when it comes to grappling. He looks like a problem and he's a physical Special.
Eddie Bravo
And if he has, like, his boxing's not terrible, like, his striking is better than, like Khabib's.
Joe Rogan
Right. But you ain't going to see none of that with Laron. Laron is too sharp. Oh, too sharp. Laron is super.
Brian Redban
So this guy's gonna try to take him down 100%.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, right out the gate, I would imagine.
Eddie Bravo
Right away.
Joe Rogan
I would imagine 100. He tries to take him down because Lerone catches people coming in too. He's sneaky. Like, he's real. What is this real technical. 145.
Brian Redban
145. With arms like that. Jesus Christ.
Joe Rogan
He's got to be 160 right now.
Eddie Bravo
He's a problem.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
But whoever wins this fight, it's such an interesting matchup for Volkanovsky too.
Joe Rogan
But now when I look at him, I believe that 1500 push ups.
Eddie Bravo
I still don't, but that's fine.
Joe Rogan
Look at the build on this cat. You don't believe that he could do 1500.
Jamie Vernon
I was trying to compare other people Mayweather was claiming, which I don't know if it was a million 1300 in a day. So he would do sets of 100.
Dan Soder
Right.
Joe Rogan
But he doesn't look anything like this.
Brian Redban
Sure, sure.
Eddie Bravo
But if he's knocking out like a.
Joe Rogan
If he does 1300, I mean, this dude is, is like, he's super.
Brian Redban
You do like 100 at a time or something and just.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, right.
Jamie Vernon
So many people were saying you'd have to do 60 consecutive sets of 25, which is 1 every 2 1/2 seconds for an hour straight.
Joe Rogan
25 every 2 1/2 seconds.
Jamie Vernon
1 push up every 2 1/2 seconds. Oh, yeah, you have a minute to do 25.
Brian Redban
But how would you break it down and it. With sets of rest and all that,
Eddie Bravo
you don't have, you have to do it for.
Joe Rogan
You don't get rest.
Jamie Vernon
Minute to do 25.
Eddie Bravo
No, there's no rest.
Joe Rogan
So you do 25 quick. He could do that easy. And then how much time do you break?
Jamie Vernon
You have to start up. You have to start every minute 25.
Brian Redban
So a minute break.
Joe Rogan
So how much time would it take him to do 25? So if you do 25 and 25 seconds, that's easy. He could do that easy.
Brian Redban
And then you rest the rest.
Joe Rogan
You rest the rest of the 30 seconds and you bang on another 25. It is possible. I don't know about easy. No, not easy.
Eddie Bravo
That minute, that minute 35 is getting.
Joe Rogan
No, 25 in 30 seconds is easy to start. Yeah, you could do that.
Eddie Bravo
But when you're about 40 minutes in.
Joe Rogan
But. But a guy in that kind of shape could bang out 25 and 30 seconds for the first, you know, X amount of sets. The problem is you get to like
Eddie Bravo
the 30th, 35, 40, 45.
Joe Rogan
That's crazy.
Jamie Vernon
He just said he was doing that. It was a thousand to start. Was a. A different boxer.
Brian Redban
We got to see a video of it.
Jamie Vernon
No, there's no video of even the other guy doing it.
Eddie Bravo
He should upload it.
Joe Rogan
Who's the other guy?
Jamie Vernon
I had it here.
Dan Soder
Hold on.
Joe Rogan
Co K. Oh, Costa Zoo.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
K the boxer. Remember that dude?
Jamie Vernon
That's who he was.
Joe Rogan
That's who he was talking about.
Jamie Vernon
He would do a thousand a day and he was copying his.
Joe Rogan
Interesting. Maybe he does.
Eddie Bravo
Those Russians are built there.
Dan Soder
No.
Brian Redban
A thousand a day. That sounds doable.
Jamie Vernon
It's a TH000 in an hour still.
Joe Rogan
But it is crazy though. I want to see it.
Jamie Vernon
And then jump ropes after that.
Joe Rogan
But he said 1500, though. He didn't say it's jump.
Jamie Vernon
Jump roping after that thousand.
Eddie Bravo
I can with 1500. So that's where I'm like, all right, bud. How long you can't. I want to see it.
Jamie Vernon
Stupid Cell is also not saying this. These quotes were coming out from his fight like earlier in the year. Like a year ago. And they're getting reposted all again right now. And like no one's gone to film him doing it.
Joe Rogan
Jumping rope is oddly hard because it's very easy. Look at him, bro. Oh, jacked is that guy.
Jamie Vernon
That's got some extra tendons.
Joe Rogan
That dude looks preposterous.
Brian Redban
Look at that going on in between his tits. That's.
Joe Rogan
That's striation, son.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. That guy's.
Joe Rogan
That's strange, Jack. Yeah.
Jamie Vernon
No video of it.
Joe Rogan
He's a vicious grappler.
Jamie Vernon
Someone tried to do it and got
Joe Rogan
to 7:30, but I mean how many times has he stopped guys?
Eddie Bravo
Even if he did 1500, that's his problem. Why they're delaying his title shot because
Brian Redban
like the John Fitz even 1590 minutes.
Joe Rogan
Think about Peter Yan and Marab Dwabish Willie decision. Amazing fight. Yeah, amazing.
Eddie Bravo
So really that's not this.
Brian Redban
Right.
Eddie Bravo
It's not exciting.
Joe Rogan
So it's the decision.
Eddie Bravo
Isn't the problem is the way he's winning the decision?
Joe Rogan
Striking is the problem. Everybody wants people to strike. So why not have a Muay Thai league? Tell me Muay Thai with MMA gloves. They. I mean Zufa boxing is this thing that they're doing. Yeah. I've been trying to sell Dana on this.
Eddie Bravo
He, he's not having.
Brian Redban
I try to sell Dana on compound jiu jitsu.
Joe Rogan
Crazy. As soon as I tell him, he's like, he sent me some good fights. So I sent him every good fight that I find. Every good fight that I find. Wild kickboxing fights.
Eddie Bravo
He's still not buying it.
Joe Rogan
Saki Nori, you know, I sent him all these. Yeah, good chats. All these cats. Just people up over there in one. I'm like, look, man, this is exciting. Like everybody loves the stand up fights. These guys have to stand up.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
That's all they do.
Joe Rogan
They have to. No one's having boring fights over there. No, it's like somebody's missing out. Somebody should do it. Somebody should have like a strike. Other than one like some American base promotion motor should have like a big.
Eddie Bravo
It's just weird glory.
Brian Redban
What about that?
Joe Rogan
Glory was kickboxing.
Eddie Bravo
They're still kickboxing.
Joe Rogan
They had that for a while.
Brian Redban
Isn't that what you're talking about?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but I'm talking about with MMA gloves, Muay Thai. Yeah, I mean you could do kickboxing. I. I'm down for that too. That's exciting too.
Eddie Bravo
It's never been big over here though.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but it's just cuz they didn't sell it right. It's not even. Those little tiny dudes were awesome to watch.
Eddie Bravo
There's bare knuckle boxes. Here we go.
Dan Soder
Here we go.
Joe Rogan
Well, Jorge Masvidal's promotion.
Eddie Bravo
I'm the commentator.
Joe Rogan
Oh yeah.
Eddie Bravo
I got a Dominican Republic April.
Joe Rogan
Oh boy. Have fun. Here we go. Round one. Here we go.
Eddie Bravo
Let's see. Big head.
Joe Rogan
Big head the back on that cat.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he is Jack. Maybe he can do 3,000 pushers.
Joe Rogan
Here we go. This is interesting because you do not want to grapple with Eve Luev and you do not want to strike with the own.
Eddie Bravo
Such a contrast in styles and both undefeated. Such a good fight, bro.
Joe Rogan
This better not be a stinger if this is a stinker too.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it's going to be tough.
Joe Rogan
Woof.
Eddie Bravo
I wonder how that London crowd is usually. They're pretty bonkers.
Joe Rogan
Oh, they're probably hammered by now.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
What time is it now?
Eddie Bravo
Well, there's six hours ahead, right?
Joe Rogan
Yeah. So it's 11. It's almost midnight.
Brian Redban
Black dude is English.
Eddie Bravo
Yes. And you missed Eddie. He got shot in the neck and in the face.
Brian Redban
On the streets.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Joe Rogan
What caliber?
Eddie Bravo
No clue.
Joe Rogan
Seems crazy.
Eddie Bravo
Crazy. I'm surprised Evil Love hasn't shot yet.
Joe Rogan
O.
Eddie Bravo
He's gonna get him to the cage and shoot.
Joe Rogan
He's definitely gonna eventually try.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, he's trying to strike with.
Joe Rogan
He's.
Eddie Bravo
He's trying to get him commit and then he's gonna shoot. That's all he's doing.
Joe Rogan
Well, he's still good at striking.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that's the thing. His striking's not like, you know, like Khabib back in the day. This can kind of strike. He's had fights where he just strikes. It's decision. But
Dan Soder
it would be.
Eddie Bravo
It would be fun to see Volkanovsky try and figure this out.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it would be very interesting.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that's why I'm all about it.
Brian Redban
No way his dick's that big, right?
Joe Rogan
They just don't. That's hilarious. They just don't want him to be the champ, you know?
Eddie Bravo
No, we can't have that.
Joe Rogan
They don't want a guy winning decisions to be the champ. And I think that's kind of crazy. I think whoever's the champ should be the champ.
Eddie Bravo
I know, but whoever can win to do numbies, buddy.
Joe Rogan
I get it. But like, come on, what are we. Is this fighting with rankings and, I mean, is there skill sets and rules and judges?
Eddie Bravo
You're owned by tko, which owns the wwe.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but stop. Let him fight. Fighting is fighting. Whoever is number one should get the title shot.
Eddie Bravo
Agree.
Joe Rogan
I just think it has to be pure. If it's not pure, if it's subjective,
Eddie Bravo
I think the UFC has to be pure to stay on track.
Joe Rogan
It should be pure. Oh, nice kick to the body, but Ibluev, that was nice. That's the problem with being not wanting to be taken down every time the guy moves forward. The real thing that you're worried about is the takedown. And sometimes snipes, strikes, sneak through because of that.
Eddie Bravo
I wonder how long Evilo's gonna entertain this, though, Bubba. You don't want to stay on here too long.
Joe Rogan
You don't. But also, Laron has not been that successful.
Eddie Bravo
No, he hasn't.
Joe Rogan
He hasn't done anything that hurt him or stopped his progress. And Evloev is the one pushing.
Eddie Bravo
He's gonna get in the cage and then shoot. Maybe he keeps going for that overhand.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's looking for shots, man. He's given no indication that he trying to grapple.
Eddie Bravo
Not yet.
Brian Redban
Yeah, he's backing out of it's coming range. You know, he could clinch, but he backs out.
Joe Rogan
It might be weird if I imagine if his strategy was trying to knock Laron out.
Eddie Bravo
I hate that. It's like Pat.
Joe Rogan
Well, maybe he's like, look, I gotta get some.
Eddie Bravo
I think he's trying to loosen him up. I think he's trying to loosen him up and then he'll start going.
Joe Rogan
It is five rounds.
Eddie Bravo
Yes. The guy can do 15,000 push ups in 30 minutes. Probably isn't too worried about gassing out, Right.
Joe Rogan
Damn though, his striking looks good. Yeah, and the thing, that's the thing though with Laon, like he's always worrying about the clinch and the takedown. It tightens up your striking.
Eddie Bravo
Evilo's about to around find out though.
Joe Rogan
He could.
Brian Redban
He got tagged right there.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, he's about to find out. I bet he shoots soon. He's like, oh, that's a nice. He's starting to find the timing. I'm going to get the out of here.
Joe Rogan
That he checked that low kick, right? Y. He looks good on his feet, man. I'm, I'm impressed.
Brian Redban
Right hook left.
Eddie Bravo
He can't play this game too much long.
Joe Rogan
I don't know man, watch. But he's doing it different than Pico, right. He's like a lot of stuff.
Eddie Bravo
Very reckless. Yeah, no faints come speeding in.
Joe Rogan
Lot of.
Eddie Bravo
And Murphy goes. He had said this in the pregame interview goes. Pre fight interview goes. I'm just going to use his aggression against him. He's end up getting running into a shot like Evilo's too smart for that. He's not like over committing.
Joe Rogan
No, he's given a lot calcul.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, yeah, it's smart.
Joe Rogan
Good check. Oh, had an ankle there for a second. Good faint towards the end of the round. Look at this spinning backfist.
Eddie Bravo
You give that, you give that round. Evilo.
Joe Rogan
Well, he was pushing, right. You know and it didn't. Leron didn't land anything of significance, but it's like Evil only landed a couple of shots. He did land a good body shot.
Eddie Bravo
Tough one to score.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, real tough. But the pressure that he must be getting to try to finish fights and strikes and strike with people.
Eddie Bravo
I wonder if those Russians give a.
Brian Redban
Hey, wait a minute. Is that Thiago Albus right there? Yeah, he was just talking about it.
Eddie Bravo
Mike Brown's his coach, trains at at.
Joe Rogan
Damn.
Eddie Bravo
You think he's getting pressure, Joe?
Brian Redban
I mean he must.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he, he should have had a world title shot a long time ago,
Eddie Bravo
but he might be like, I don't give a.
Joe Rogan
No, no, no, no, no. They all want the time.
Eddie Bravo
They would have gave him pressure four fights ago.
Joe Rogan
He does decision guys probably got to be nuts. Yeah, he's Just trying to win.
Jamie Vernon
Right.
Joe Rogan
And he just tries to win however he can. And that's. Unfortunately, his way of winning is.
Eddie Bravo
Well, think about Hamza got pressure in the DDP fight. He dominated him. Like, dude, come on. Lay and pray.
Joe Rogan
People hated it. People hated that fight Charles got for the. I know. People hated that fight. Even Dana talked about that fight, which I can understand.
Eddie Bravo
I didn't. I appreciate, but I. I understand. Because when it's for the BMF title,
Joe Rogan
what do you want him to do? Fight like an. Come on. That's how you fight.
Eddie Bravo
But there's expectations on them.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
You know what I'm saying? Don't call BMF then.
Joe Rogan
It's just a fight. It's a fight. They're two bad. Charles was better, period. That's the. That's the fight. I loved it. I enjoyed it. It doesn't have to all be exciting to me. I like watching a guy being able to dominate a guy. And I liked watching Max defend. The fact that he was able to defend those chokes in the first round. Insane respect. You know, Max is a bad dude. Kept trying till the end.
Eddie Bravo
The game is black belt after that.
Joe Rogan
I know. Oh, bro. Eve Love just got off a one, two and a nice body kick. A little partially blocked. But the fact that even kicking the arms like that because Laron is not really hurting him, not getting them off of him. There's a nice right hand, but very defensive. Right.
Eddie Bravo
Super defense.
Joe Rogan
Not really pulling that trigger, thinking that that shot is coming eventually.
Eddie Bravo
I'll tell you one thing worse than being a winning decision via wrestling is winning a decision via striking. If he hates that. I think. I think we have the wrong info, dude.
Brian Redban
I think rounds where there's. Where nobody did anything significant. Significant. It's just. It should be an automatic draw round. Like, you shouldn't give anybody. Like, how are you gonna win that round? You didn't do. Nobody did it Draw. It's got to be clear that someone.
Joe Rogan
Oh, look at that. The wrong.
Eddie Bravo
Had him.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Like, let's say, like, if less than 40 strikes landed, the brown is considered a draw.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
By each fighter.
Eddie Bravo
100. Yeah. And not 40.
Joe Rogan
40 is too high. Nothing. You can somebody up two dudes just dancing around.
Eddie Bravo
Less than 10.
Brian Redban
Nothing.
Eddie Bravo
There's some fights less than 10. Some.
Joe Rogan
And Derek Lewis. That was crazy.
Eddie Bravo
There's a.
Joe Rogan
Some.
Eddie Bravo
A ton of fights where you see like two. Yeah.
Joe Rogan
That fight. Oh, Evil with a good overhand right. He landed that. He landed that overhand right. Oh, nice job. But for your evil pressure on these guys right now is so big.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, dude. Because you know you're getting a top shot if you win. But for Evil Love, it's like you're getting this pressure. Yeah. No one's telling you to strike with it. Like the pressure would be get him down and look for submission.
Joe Rogan
I think he's just showing that he could stand with him as well. And then eventually he's going to get the opportunity. I mean, we're only in round two, Right. And he hasn't even taken a shot.
Eddie Bravo
Has even attempted a shot.
Joe Rogan
Nice low. He got him in the calf. There is.
Eddie Bravo
He's trying to lure Murphy in, get his guard down, then shoot.
Joe Rogan
I mean, for sure, for sure. He's tried to find an opening. I mean, it's got to be part of the strategy. But it's also opening strikes to him because Laron is clearly worried about that takedown. Attempt
Brian Redban
the wrong.
Eddie Bravo
Usually throw some wild shit, but he hasn't yet.
Dan Soder
I know a lot.
Joe Rogan
He's spamming a lot of things. They aren't going anywhere.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Joe Rogan
It's interesting. It's just like he doesn't want that distance where Evloev can possibly take him down.
Eddie Bravo
I feel like Volkanovsky's on such a different level than the too. He does everything so good.
Joe Rogan
Looks like it now. But this is also because this is a really, really evil high stakes.
Eddie Bravo
Agree.
Joe Rogan
It's a. It's a sneaky fight. Oh, nice kick to the body, too. Evil's had a few of those. Look at wheel kick. Oh, uppercut.
Eddie Bravo
Man. The takedown was there though, bro.
Joe Rogan
Eve Lev is landing shots, man. I think he's winning this round.
Brian Redban
Yeah, definitely. He's winning the this round.
Joe Rogan
And it's crazy because it's just striking.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, what a wild concept.
Joe Rogan
I know everybody thought that Lauren was going to have a giant advantage on the feet and it just doesn't look like that.
Eddie Bravo
I'm sure Laron thought that too. And now he's like, I know you
Joe Rogan
never thought that Evil would be out striking him. And it's also. Look at that.
Brian Redban
Does he have any knockouts on his resume,
Eddie Bravo
Evil? No, sir.
Brian Redban
No, no, no knockouts.
Eddie Bravo
The decision's his thing.
Joe Rogan
Doesn't mean he can't do it.
Eddie Bravo
No, the opportunity is there, but it's not really his thing.
Brian Redban
He's not a good submission artist either. He just likes to.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he, he is a good submission artist, but most.
Brian Redban
What does he like? Rear nakeds or arm triangles?
Eddie Bravo
He, you know, he just doesn't get
Joe Rogan
a ton of finishes anywhere in the ufc. I don't think he's had any.
Brian Redban
Oh, that's not good.
Joe Rogan
No.
Brian Redban
How many. How many UFC fights has he had?
Joe Rogan
Well, he almost got tapped by Diego. Diego Lopez had him a couple times.
Brian Redban
And who won that fight?
Eddie Bravo
He did.
Joe Rogan
But I don't agree with it because I felt like Diego was the one that put him in danger. Those submission attempts need. They need to count for more. Prior to, he had one KO by punches. Rear Naked Snow, Rear Naked choke. Another Rear Naked Choke. Another renegade choke. That's another renegade choke.
Eddie Bravo
But you see, when he plays with the big boys, the first UFC fight. Decision, decision. All decisions. All decisions. That's why the UFC's like putty. We can't. We can't be having this, son.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Eddie Bravo
Damn.
Joe Rogan
All decisions. Yeah, but it's interesting cuz he's the one move. Look, it connects. He's the one moving.
Brian Redban
He beat Raphael Diaz by punches, bro. He.
Joe Rogan
He just cracked him again with an uppercut. He's getting the better of these exchanges. It's very interesting. Good round for evil.
Eddie Bravo
Well, you wonder how much striking Murphy did, because I'm sure the folks of the camp was take down defense and wrestling and they get in there. And that's why I think up Max Holloway too, because with Charles, he's probably like bmf. Which bmf?
Brian Redban
Really?
Eddie Bravo
I think so. Because Max, you typically has pretty good takedown fist. I think he was like, yeah, we're.
Joe Rogan
I think Oliveira is that good. I think he's good. The way he was hoisting Max in the air and slamming him to the ground. He does that to a lot of people, man. He gets double underhooks on you. You're in a bad.
Eddie Bravo
He took down Chandler.
Joe Rogan
He.
Eddie Bravo
Charles a bad.
Joe Rogan
What do you do next with him?
Eddie Bravo
Know what you do next? You do arm and Charles for five rounds. Because if you remember when they fought, it was three. Armin beat him. But that last round, that was another
Joe Rogan
one where I felt like you should have given it to Charles because Charles got near submissions a couple of times.
Eddie Bravo
And at the end, Armen didn't really
Joe Rogan
have a position where he was almost winning. Charles almost won a couple of times in that fight.
Eddie Bravo
I want that rematch. Five rounds, winner gets time.
Joe Rogan
I like that. But talking about fighting Connor, Connor got one over me. He's talking about coming back. I'm calling off a loss. There's one of. Of kind to cut weight. I don't want to cut weight. We could do it at any weight. Just about getting it back.
Brian Redban
Okay, I'M saying that's the fight.
Joe Rogan
Let him fight at 170.
Eddie Bravo
No, no, that would be massive 170. No weight cutting, no takedowns. BMF on the line.
Joe Rogan
Let's go. Well, I wouldn't be on the line. It wouldn't be the bmf.
Eddie Bravo
Dude, the BMF isn't real.
Joe Rogan
Like, you make a new bmf.
Eddie Bravo
Dude, the Rock made up the bmf.
Joe Rogan
He invented it. No.
Dan Soder
Yeah, he did.
Eddie Bravo
No, he did.
Brian Redban
Yes, he did.
Eddie Bravo
Look it up.
Joe Rogan
No, the Rock handed it to him. Is it his idea?
Brian Redban
I'm pretty sure he's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure. Means you don't know.
Eddie Bravo
Pretty sure the actor, the Rock made up bmf.
Joe Rogan
That's hilarious.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, BMF is a weird one. The good thing is the boys still get paid. Like, it's a title fight, though. That's a good thing about bmf. But that's why there should be more weight class so guys can make more money.
Brian Redban
It's crazy that on Paramount, they'll. They'll get a good close up shot of the belt. And it says bad.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Look at this.
Joe Rogan
Here it is. Here it is.
Brian Redban
Oh, boom.
Joe Rogan
Gets him down.
Brian Redban
Plenty of time. Oh.
Eddie Bravo
Back to his feet, though.
Brian Redban
Now it's on. It's a whole different fight now. He's just gonna be attached to his ass right here.
Eddie Bravo
He said Nate Diaz made up the bell.
Jamie Vernon
He coined the phrase.
Eddie Bravo
Well, no, he. Bmf.
Jamie Vernon
Post fight interview.
Joe Rogan
Interesting.
Eddie Bravo
And the Rock just handed the belt out.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
The whole thing's fake, so that's cool.
Joe Rogan
It was crazy.
Brian Redban
Let it go.
Joe Rogan
But he did ragdoll him for a bit, let him know this shit's real.
Brian Redban
I shocked. He let it go. Khabib would have never let that go.
Eddie Bravo
No, no, no, no. Khabib was a finisher.
Joe Rogan
Well, you know, you got to remember, the Connor fight lasted more than one round. I mean, these guys, they want to cook you. And if he got him down in this round and we're only in the second, that's a good sign for now. Oh, this is the third. That's right.
Dan Soder
The.
Eddie Bravo
The people commenting on Twitter.
Joe Rogan
Oh, nutshot for Eve Loev.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, no, for Murphy.
Joe Rogan
Really interesting.
Eddie Bravo
Now, it might. They might be British tweeting that. So you never. You never can take those things.
Joe Rogan
I thought the second round.
Eddie Bravo
So I have it. Won one.
Brian Redban
That was a clean nutshot right there.
Eddie Bravo
That should be an automatic point.
Brian Redban
Oh, damn. You know, I once proposed an idea to. When I worked for the ufc, and the production crew I said, why don't you make, like, the ultimate nut shot highlight? And they shot it down.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
We thought it was the dumbest thing.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
I was like, nobody wants to be that highlight. Can you imagine that? The best nut shots.
Eddie Bravo
No, we can't have that.
Dan Soder
No.
Eddie Bravo
Eye pokes and growing shots should be automatic point deductible.
Brian Redban
But you know when there's a nutshot on side the other ufc, and then the guy's resting and then they show the the replay, everybody in the audience
Joe Rogan
goes, how about Cody Lauren just caught him with a wheel kick.
Eddie Bravo
When Cody Garber was throwing up, it was crazy.
Joe Rogan
He brought a bucket into the octagon.
Brian Redban
How about Gilbert Ivel versus. Was it Vanderly Silva Pride 11? He got kicked in the nuts, and his nut was hanging outside of his cup. So it wasn't like a nut shot pain. It was like, my nut got, like, crushed. And that was the end of the fight. He didn't recover. It was over.
Eddie Bravo
Gilbert was a savage.
Brian Redban
It was over.
Joe Rogan
That happened to me once in a taekwondo fight.
Brian Redban
You're not caught outside.
Joe Rogan
Caught by the cup. My nut swolle up.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, God.
Brian Redban
Dude, didn't something happen in jiu jitsu where you pissed blood for a while?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, yeah. I was rolling with Einstein and he went. I didn't have a cup on. He went to pass my guard by slicing his knee through, and he hit me dead on the dick.
Brian Redban
Oh.
Joe Rogan
Just like, center punched my dick. That was horrible. Oh, yeah. I. I jerked off just to see if I could still if my dick was broken, because I was thinking whether I should treat it like a nose where it's, like, just broken. No, I was like, it's just bleeding. Let it just bleed. Or should I treat it like I'm bleeding from an organ? Yeah, go to the doctor right now. I was like, well, let's see if it works, bro.
Brian Redban
Science.
Joe Rogan
And it worked.
Eddie Bravo
It worked.
Joe Rogan
It worked. It was so gross. I shot it into the. The toilet.
Brian Redban
Is there any blood in the nut?
Joe Rogan
100%. Oh, there's blood in my piss. It was blood in the nut.
Brian Redban
Was it like 20 blood? It was a little bit nut.
Joe Rogan
It was concerning, but it just went away. It just went away? Yeah. It was so dumb. I was like, if I wake up in the morning and it's really hurting, I'm gonna go to the doctor. And it didn't. So I was like, okay.
Eddie Bravo
That's pro science.
Brian Redban
Did. Was there bruising on the shaft?
Joe Rogan
No, that was internal. It got smushed. It got literally, like, flattened. It's like the knee. Just like. That was the last time I ever rolled without a cup. I'll tell you that dog.
Brian Redban
You know, a couple popsicle sticks and some athletic tape would have fixed that.
Joe Rogan
I always talk about those MMA shorts from diamond mma. Those are the compression compression shorts with that. That cup that is like perfectly contoured with the right amount of cushion on the edge. That's the. That thing. It doesn't restrict your movement at all. And that compression shorts really hold it in place.
Eddie Bravo
I hate cups though.
Joe Rogan
But really the best one is the Thai steel cup. Cuz it hurts if you hit it.
Eddie Bravo
But you got to wear it like a thong.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it sucks. It goes up your.
Brian Redban
Yeah, they should make it hurt real bad. They should put like, like spikes on the outside so if you. You want to kick the balls, you're going to your foot up.
Joe Rogan
I wonder if anybody ever takes a one of them Thai steel cups and puts it in compression shorts like that. For sure, that would be the move.
Eddie Bravo
That's the move.
Joe Rogan
That be the move. Like get a steel cup the shape of those diamond. It would hurt when you kicked and stuff. Yeah, it would irritate the out of you. But like the diamond one doesn't hurt at all. It's like perfect and it offers perfect protection. But the steel one. Remember Amir Renovati?
Brian Redban
Yes.
Joe Rogan
Amir used to wear his Thai steel cup in practice. One time he mounted me and stuck it in the middle of my chest and I almost tapped just from him mounting me.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, it was horrible. He was. He was tapping me with his dick.
Brian Redban
Arm bars are evil too, when you got steel cups.
Joe Rogan
And he's got off a good combination. At the end of that round, it
Eddie Bravo
looks like he cut him.
Joe Rogan
He cut him.
Brian Redban
Who cut.
Joe Rogan
Who evil have cut Laron right there over the left eye. He got off a good combination.
Dan Soder
Round four.
Joe Rogan
Oh, that's a bad cut, dude.
Eddie Bravo
It's above the eye, so it's a nightmare.
Joe Rogan
That's a bad cut. That's a big one, man. That's a whole eyebrow cut. He looks concerned.
Eddie Bravo
Jamie, are they saying on the cans who's winning?
Joe Rogan
I don't hear anything word interesting.
Jamie Vernon
I was looking at Twitter trying to
Joe Rogan
see stuff and so here it is.
Jamie Vernon
We're saying that.
Joe Rogan
Look at this.
Brian Redban
Oh, that was a nice one.
Joe Rogan
He could be injured just because he's
Jamie Vernon
not going for any takedowns.
Joe Rogan
No, they're just silly. He went for that one takedown. He looked great. Look, he's landing combinations here, man. That's crazy.
Eddie Bravo
That. Right?
Joe Rogan
Who would have thought that Eve Louvre would be the one pressing Laron up against the cage, teeing off on him and cutting him.
Eddie Bravo
And look at. Look at his cardio.
Brian Redban
So three rounds down, you got to go two to. Two to one probably, right?
Joe Rogan
I would.
Eddie Bravo
Two to one, evil.
Brian Redban
Or it could be three. Zero. I mean, yeah, it could be.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Because that first round could have replacement for a cut.
Joe Rogan
Now, I felt like that second round is the one that made me think Evlo have won that round.
Eddie Bravo
Me too. But in that third round, especially at the end there, when he's popping up
Joe Rogan
cuts a problem, man.
Eddie Bravo
Horrible spot for him.
Joe Rogan
It's also. He's been getting touched, too. It's not like he's not getting hit with that cut. He's getting touched. Oh, that kick to the.
Brian Redban
Oh, nuts.
Eddie Bravo
Take a point, dude.
Brian Redban
Dude, he's gonna take.
Eddie Bravo
At this point, you gotta take. You can't do another warning. I don't understand this.
Brian Redban
I wouldn't be surprised if the fight's over, him going to his knees like that. He got cut. He got cut and now he's on his knees.
Joe Rogan
How dare you, Eddie?
Eddie Bravo
Oh, I mean, that's right. That big dick right in his big.
Brian Redban
Yeah, right on there.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, my God.
Brian Redban
We need highlights of that.
Joe Rogan
Oh, he's still down. Everybody's going, oh, he's still down. Hold his nuts.
Eddie Bravo
If that doesn't deserve to lose a point, I don't know what the does. It changes the dynamic of the fight 100%. You can't just issue a warning for that.
Brian Redban
It's over. I think it's over.
Joe Rogan
I feel like nutshot. I poke. One point. One point. Grab the fence. One point.
Eddie Bravo
100, Joe.
Joe Rogan
And.
Eddie Bravo
And if you do that, I promise you it will all stop.
Joe Rogan
Stop everything I get.
Eddie Bravo
John's not poking guys in the face. Cyril. God's not poking guys because if it's changing you winning the fight, they're like this, right? They're me way more cautious.
Joe Rogan
Exactly.
Eddie Bravo
Dude. You ever seen the odds of when he's after you get hit in the
Joe Rogan
nuts, he's all right.
Eddie Bravo
Winning the fight. It's not good.
Joe Rogan
It's not good. Not good. It's. It weakens you so much.
Brian Redban
Oh, dude. Yeah. Is there a stat on.
Joe Rogan
There he goes. One point. One point.
Brian Redban
Most people lose.
Eddie Bravo
Most people lose after nutshell.
Brian Redban
You would think.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, you think about getting kicked on nothing. One point.
Brian Redban
That's my guy.
Joe Rogan
One point.
Eddie Bravo
He's one of my faves, too.
Joe Rogan
Yep.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Mark Goddard's solid as two nut shots.
Brian Redban
Yeah, you gotta take a point.
Joe Rogan
He's still. Is he ready? Damn. Take that time.
Eddie Bravo
Just sick.
Joe Rogan
Take that time.
Eddie Bravo
Only a minute 30.
Joe Rogan
Take a little more time, man. Oh, he's mad. Oh, maybe.
Eddie Bravo
Maybe this will light a fire in his eyes.
Joe Rogan
Maybe we'll try to tee off on him now.
Brian Redban
What percentage of guys that got kicked in the balls won the fight?
Eddie Bravo
It's low. I think it's like 40%.
Joe Rogan
Wow. Interesting.
Brian Redban
That's not. That's almost 50. I mean, that's kind of like. There's no.
Joe Rogan
Well, I pokes, too, man. So many guys are fighting with one eye where they literally can't.
Eddie Bravo
They're compromised.
Brian Redban
Whoa.
Joe Rogan
Lerone caught him with a nice right hand there. That was a nice right hand.
Eddie Bravo
Now, Evil. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Joe Rogan
Get up. Back up to his feet. Quickly, quickly. That was nice.
Dan Soder
Damn.
Brian Redban
He's not a good defense. Take him down.
Eddie Bravo
That's that bully beat down.
Brian Redban
He's not even trying
Eddie Bravo
to spell trouble for Evil in the end. You keep forget to around find out.
Joe Rogan
Well, the more Laron is confident that he can get back.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Joe Rogan
The more he's confident he can avoid the takedown and get back up. Then he did it.
Eddie Bravo
Let loose.
Joe Rogan
Right.
Eddie Bravo
Or he might be thinking.
Brian Redban
Or he might be thinking. Damn. This guy's doesn't. He's not even trying to take me down. He's. He wants to strike. That's even scarier.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, but I think it's hindering his flow, his striking. Oh, they both connect. You there, bro. Evil is no joke, son. Oh, he looked for that spinning elbow. He's way out of line.
Brian Redban
Spinning elbow to the body. No, I've never seen that.
Joe Rogan
I've never seen that.
Eddie Bravo
I don't think he meant to.
Brian Redban
Okay.
Joe Rogan
I mean, it's technically possible if someone's that tight to you and you don't have access to the head, but you would always try. Oh,
Eddie Bravo
bro, his face is pretty red.
Joe Rogan
Glove is solid. Yeah, he's leaking out of his nose, it looks like, too.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that shot him.
Joe Rogan
Or it's hard to say because it might be just coming down from his eye.
Eddie Bravo
From his eye? Yeah.
Jamie Vernon
Cody just got hit in the nuts and one.
Joe Rogan
Technically, that's right. But he won by points in a fight that he was losing.
Brian Redban
Who's that?
Joe Rogan
Cody Garbrandt. That was the one we threw up in the.
Brian Redban
That was recently.
Joe Rogan
That was two points.
Brian Redban
I was like, a week or two.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that shot.
Brian Redban
Seals the round. So it's like an even round so far. It's even round. He lost the point. But.
Joe Rogan
Well, let's see if he chooses now because we're in the fourth to try to hold him down.
Brian Redban
Either way, he's right.
Eddie Bravo
I'll tell you what, though. Murphy getting his feet pretty good.
Brian Redban
Oh, did you see that? Wow, that was a great takedown. He just got to put the seat belt on and secure that cut. He's got to put the seat belt on.
Joe Rogan
He's punching him in that left eye as well. Interesting.
Brian Redban
Yeah. You can't win like this.
Eddie Bravo
Talking about Murphy can't.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
No.
Brian Redban
Trying to get back up.
Joe Rogan
He's gotta. He's gotta. And if. Now that he's up, if he separates, he's got to make something big happen.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Yeah. He needs to take some chances now
Joe Rogan
because he could lose this fight.
Eddie Bravo
But this is usually how Evolo fights. Like, you usually get 25 minutes of this. That's also wearing.
Joe Rogan
Oh, nice hook to the body and a right hand up top. It's like, dude is dangerous everywhere right now. Yep.
Brian Redban
Who's a striking trainer? Is it Elvis Evolo?
Eddie Bravo
Well, he's so Mike Brown.
Joe Rogan
He's in that can.
Eddie Bravo
Yep.
Joe Rogan
I don't know who their main striking coach is, though. I'm sure they have a bunch of them over there. I mean, that's a super. Yeah, that place is crazy. I want to go. Oh, nice right hand over the top.
Eddie Bravo
Big shot.
Joe Rogan
The round's getting close now.
Dan Soder
Yes.
Joe Rogan
They're in tight. Yep. But also, like, he's got to be a little tired.
Eddie Bravo
It has to be from. Defend those takedowns.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, man. All that grappling just needs to. And it's the fourth round.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. He needs to open up.
Joe Rogan
And he's been backing up the entire.
Eddie Bravo
He's got a risk getting taken down.
Brian Redban
And he kind of leaned into the fence, too.
Eddie Bravo
That's not good.
Brian Redban
Oh, that's.
Eddie Bravo
He can kick and go straight to your.
Joe Rogan
And then he didn't get up quick either.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Joe Rogan
He's exhausted, dude. He's exhausted.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. It's trouble. Ooh. And then this can make you more time.
Joe Rogan
Goodness. Oh, my goodness.
Brian Redban
Seat belt.
Joe Rogan
Back up, though. I'll tell you, man, it's impressive how he's been able to get back up. I don't like how he went down.
Eddie Bravo
No. How he didn't scramble back up.
Joe Rogan
Didn't scramble back up quickly. It's almost like he was accepting the position a little bit to get a break.
Eddie Bravo
Usually a bad side.
Joe Rogan
He just ate a right hand.
Eddie Bravo
Yep. He needs to accept getting taken down. Start Letting loose.
Joe Rogan
It's very impressive. Evil of standup.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Going toe to toe with Murphy because
Joe Rogan
it's like it makes the t takedown much more of a threat because it's not like, look at that uppercut. It's not like it's a picnic standing up. It's a problem.
Eddie Bravo
Yep. I also think for the judges too, because he's getting less takedowns, it shows more dominance, if that makes sense. It's a bigger moment.
Joe Rogan
Boy, the run's in a bad spot right now.
Eddie Bravo
Looks tired, cut up.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's exhausted.
Eddie Bravo
That eyes bad.
Joe Rogan
That's the thing that a grappler will do to you. They just wear you the out. Do you remember when Khabib fought Edson and it was in the first round, Edson had this look in his eyes like, I don't know if I can do this. What the Is that thousand yard stare? Like, oh, my God.
Brian Redban
How did that. That fight end?
Joe Rogan
Oh, Khabib just beat the up decision. I don't remember. I don't remember if he stopped him or if he just beat him up for three rounds. Decision, Decision.
Eddie Bravo
But it was like a mauling.
Joe Rogan
It was a mauling.
Eddie Bravo
But that was the difference between Khabib and a lot of these guys now is he would break you even though. Go decision, buddy. By the time that bell rang, guys were like, thank God.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they look like they're about to die.
Eddie Bravo
He would make you.
Brian Redban
Yeah. With him, it's like, you know, are you gonna. You're probably gonna get taken down. You're probably gonna get clenched on trying to stand up, attack him off your guard. Yeah, it. You know, that's how I was training Tony. Like, let's spending the whole time trying to get it. Get.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Brian Redban
Accept it and let's go.
Eddie Bravo
Let's go to work.
Brian Redban
Let's go to work. That's like Nate Diaz's strategy. Yeah, his strategy. Like, I'm like, you want to take me down? Let's go. I'll play jiu jitsu on ground. Why try to stand up the whole time? You're going to lose. You can't stand up against Khabib.
Eddie Bravo
Fifth round.
Joe Rogan
Boy, I don't know. Laurel's got to do something spectacular.
Eddie Bravo
He really. He needs a knockdown or something.
Joe Rogan
Oh, nice low kick. He's trying. I mean, he's.
Eddie Bravo
These guys online are saying Murphy has a. A lead. Lead 39, 36. Murphy head in the final round. I don't see it that way. I feel like we've been watching pretty close.
Joe Rogan
Interesting. I wonder why they think that you'd give me.
Eddie Bravo
I guess, Murphy, the first, not the second, not the third.
Joe Rogan
That right hand.
Eddie Bravo
Fourth was a draw.
Joe Rogan
I mean, it's not a.
Brian Redban
Fourth was not a draw.
Joe Rogan
No.
Brian Redban
Oh, wait a minute. It was because of the nutshell. Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
So you gotta draw on the fourth.
Joe Rogan
So it's even.
Brian Redban
So it's like an even fight. Right.
Joe Rogan
That makes it interesting that then you could see Laron walking away with this because of that point. If he down again, if he even survives now because he's exhausted at this point. Maybe now Mosvar can finally finish somebody
Eddie Bravo
if he's tired enough.
Joe Rogan
That would be a big deal. If he could finish the wrong.
Eddie Bravo
That's what he needs.
Joe Rogan
The wrong's gonna doing a good job of defending. He really is Hammer fist to the head, though. Oof. He's got to let go. Oh, my God, he's leaking. He's leaking bad now, Rambi. Yeah, it's just like the superior grappling of evils on display. On display. I mean, that top person is no joke.
Eddie Bravo
Head on. Oh, there it is. There it is. There it is.
Jamie Vernon
That says he said told his corner his hip is hurt. Murphy did.
Joe Rogan
Oh, no.
Jamie Vernon
In between rounds.
Eddie Bravo
Which round? Do you know?
Jamie Vernon
I think the last one.
Joe Rogan
Oh, no.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it's a.
Brian Redban
This is a wrap.
Joe Rogan
It's a wrap.
Jamie Vernon
No one else coming to.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, but if your hips hurt from getting up, it's like. Yeah, that's. You're in a fight, bubba.
Brian Redban
I know, but he might not.
Joe Rogan
He might have something torn where he can't throw kicks.
Brian Redban
If he gets up, gets out of this and knocks him out. That would be insane.
Joe Rogan
Insane, insane. A lot of time on Edward side. Not even half of the round.
Eddie Bravo
You imagine if he does it like now, though.
Joe Rogan
Dude, he's ragdolling now. This is a classic evil fight right now. Yes.
Eddie Bravo
This is usually how they look.
Joe Rogan
Just beating you up on the cage and constantly dragging it. Look at Laron. So tired.
Eddie Bravo
His face was like.
Brian Redban
He's not backing off the. Oh, he did back off came. He feels really confident with the striking.
Eddie Bravo
Murphy needs to let loose on the feet here. But again, if his hips hurting to get those kicks. What if. What if your head kicks and then it's over?
Joe Rogan
Boom.
Brian Redban
That would be the greatest comeback.
Joe Rogan
Oh, always looking for bombs.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, good read.
Joe Rogan
He does that duck like he's trying to take you down. He throws that overhand.
Eddie Bravo
I like how Mosar does it in board shorts too. You don't see those a lot.
Joe Rogan
Those are the problem with Them is people can grab them. There shouldn't be anything someone can grab. Yeah, I just.
Brian Redban
Well, you shouldn't. You should not be able to grab clothing. That's all. It's very simple.
Joe Rogan
But people do it sometimes when no one should be illegal. It is illegal.
Eddie Bravo
Legal guys still do it.
Joe Rogan
Especially occasionally guys do it. It's just. It should be out of the equation. Like, you can kick just as good in those tights.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, the board shorts look is weird.
Joe Rogan
That was a good right hand rock too, though.
Eddie Bravo
Those have to be the longest.
Brian Redban
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
But good luck grabbing Khabib shorts. That's what he wants.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
Good. We're grappling now.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, you're close.
Dan Soder
Oh,
Joe Rogan
The thing is like, oh, Evil Web is the one that's pushing it. You know what I mean? Now Theon is. He's got to realize it's do or die. I wonder how this is. Score. Oh, we tried for that elbow. I wonder how this is being scored. Oh, dragged him down again.
Brian Redban
Shit's over.
Eddie Bravo
I mean, I have evil love when it. Two, three, five.
Dan Soder
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Four's a draw. Murphy won the first, if that. Yeah, exactly. That's never good.
Dan Soder
Oh, boy.
Joe Rogan
Just dragging him down.
Brian Redban
He throws a triangle on him.
Joe Rogan
That would be crazy. We step over, try and get over that leg. Oh, hold that.
Brian Redban
He's going to mount him.
Joe Rogan
At the very least. Back up.
Brian Redban
He's never put that seat belt in and take the back.
Eddie Bravo
Impressive he got up though. That's impressive.
Joe Rogan
Very impressive.
Brian Redban
He's got one second. Boom, it's over. That's a wrap. That's a wrap.
Eddie Bravo
Evilo tried to make it exciting.
Joe Rogan
He definitely did. He definitely did.
Eddie Bravo
He tried his best. He's a man.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, he's a real problem. So Laron's on his back touching his hip now.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Brian Redban
There's no way he won, dude.
Joe Rogan
There's no way.
Eddie Bravo
Right?
Brian Redban
Laying down on the octagon after the fight, holding your hip.
Eddie Bravo
Here's the problem. If you have a hip issue, we sure as getting that Volkanovsky fight anytime soon.
Brian Redban
I go, you, dude, you gotta stand up and raise your hand.
Joe Rogan
Unless it's can't lay down minor. I mean, it could just be a tear.
Dan Soder
Tear.
Joe Rogan
A slight tear and a muscle. Who knows?
Eddie Bravo
Give me ways to. Well, we'll fix that.
Joe Rogan
Hip's a problem.
Eddie Bravo
It's a problem.
Joe Rogan
You your hip up.
Eddie Bravo
All your power comes from there.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. You know, Dustin was telling me that he had his hip resurfaced and he couldn't use it for eight weeks. Couldn't put any weight on it at all.
Brian Redban
What?
Eddie Bravo
The resurface.
Joe Rogan
Apparently the way his hip was shaped, they had to go in and reshape his hip and then. Then put a bunch of micro abrasions in there because his hip was, like, up his labor.
Dan Soder
Oh, wow.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
He'd gotten stem cells at one point in time. That helped him a lot, but then it just kept getting bad in camps, and then eventually he had surfaced.
Eddie Bravo
I. I didn't finish the whole.
Joe Rogan
Pretty much.
Eddie Bravo
He was great.
Joe Rogan
He was great. It's. It's hard, you know, he's still fairly young. He still could do. He's jacked now. I mean, he wanted to do a boxing match with Diaz in Zoo for boxing.
Eddie Bravo
Ufc. And they said, nah crossovers. I get that.
Joe Rogan
I kind of get it. But isn't it fun? Isn't that a fun fight?
Eddie Bravo
Yeah. Do you like Numbies?
Brian Redban
Is Zufa boxing? Is that a Fertitta's thing?
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah.
Joe Rogan
So they're not fortitas. Well, it's Dana's Danish.
Brian Redban
Has nothing to do with Lorenzo or Frank at all.
Joe Rogan
I don't believe.
Eddie Bravo
I don't think so. No. It's a TKO thing, so it'd be.
Joe Rogan
I don't believe they have any stake in the UFC anymore, right?
Eddie Bravo
No, but since it's called Zufa, I
Brian Redban
thought that was a name.
Eddie Bravo
They sold the name with the business.
Joe Rogan
I mean, Ev Loev. One decision.
Dan Soder
Y.
Joe Rogan
There you go, boys. Damn.
Brian Redban
We're three and a half hours in.
Eddie Bravo
Well, but you got a bunch of decisions, dude. Mvp. Riley, this.
Joe Rogan
I know.
Eddie Bravo
Tough.
Joe Rogan
That was a great fight. Yeah, the MVP one was the real problem, but you nailed it. It's a matchmaking issue. You can't have a guy who knows the puzzle. Come on, man.
Eddie Bravo
You get a fight.
Joe Rogan
Yeah. Not good.
Eddie Bravo
Not good. Poor mvp.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
Still love him.
Joe Rogan
Oh, look at that uppercut. The evil of things. Very impressive. The fact that he was able to stand with him was very impressive to me. Look at that right hand.
Eddie Bravo
Aren't you excited to see him fight Volkanovski?
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Eddie Bravo
Volkanovsky is a tough puzzle to solve. Can wrestle.
Brian Redban
So is that. Is that. Who's gonna get.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Brian Redban
They said whoever wins this gets Folkonoski.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I hope.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, it is.
Joe Rogan
God, I hope so.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, it is.
Joe Rogan
I hope they don't.
Eddie Bravo
Him again, like, Daniel Lopez just won.
Joe Rogan
After this, though. After this.
Dan Soder
No, they can't.
Joe Rogan
They can't.
Eddie Bravo
Number one versus number three.
Dan Soder
Come on.
Joe Rogan
It has to be.
Eddie Bravo
Has to be. Or he's what, 20 in a row?
Joe Rogan
Something's terrible in the world.
Eddie Bravo
No, he it's for sure the title shot. And Volkanovski wants to fight the winner, too.
Joe Rogan
White House lawn. Let's go. Give the man a couple months off. We're only in March. It's in June. It's true. Come on, spice that card up, baby.
Eddie Bravo
I feel like they're gonna do something for it, right?
Joe Rogan
Ah, I think that's it. I think that's the card.
Eddie Bravo
Yes.
Joe Rogan
I think they only want to have a certain amount of fights. They don't want to have one of them six hour deals.
Eddie Bravo
I don't think they can either, either.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, they probably have a small window while the jets are flying overhead and all the.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, the White House, like, wait, how
Joe Rogan
long are 15 fights?
Eddie Bravo
Like, you get sick, get the out of here.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
No one's trying to watch this for six hours. Yeah, it's wild. They're even doing it at the White House.
Joe Rogan
It's kind of nuts. Yeah.
Brian Redban
But it shows how much Trump is into the. The ufc. Because it would not happen if it wasn't for Trump. Like, Trump is making it happen.
Eddie Bravo
It wouldn't happen if Dana and Trump weren't friends.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it would never happen. Biden, he would have said yes. He wouldn't know what he was saying yes to.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, that's where he hurt his hip there. That sucks.
Joe Rogan
Oh, yeah, probably just.
Brian Redban
Oh, is it that, that. That spinning elbow to the body.
Joe Rogan
He slipped.
Eddie Bravo
Probably the torque on that hip flexor.
Joe Rogan
Yes, he is.
Brian Redban
Okay, that makes sense.
Eddie Bravo
That's a bad one.
Joe Rogan
Well, hopefully it's just a muscle pull and nothing crazy because again, you tear something in your hip, that's a tough. It's a real hard one to come back from. Like when Dustin was saying he couldn't put any weight on his leg for eight weeks. Two months of doing nothing. You have to walk around in crutches for two months.
Eddie Bravo
But Dustin's. He's doing some commentating for the ufc, right? He's doing some analyst work.
Joe Rogan
Desk stuff. Yeah, he likes that. He's doing great. He's got a lot of businesses. He's a smart kid.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got a lot of diamond. Hot sauce is great, but he still loves it, you know, he's still. That's what's tough when you have that dog in you and then you're selling hot sauce.
Joe Rogan
It's his. It's his identity, you know, for so long, he was one of the best fighters in the UFC forever. Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
It's.
Dan Soder
What.
Eddie Bravo
What do you do? I get it, man.
Joe Rogan
Well, let's wrap this up.
Eddie Bravo
Let's wrap it up.
Brian Redban
Alrighty.
Joe Rogan
Fun times.
Brian Redban
I just want to say before we wrap up all that, that podcast that you did with Aaron Siri on vaccines.
Joe Rogan
Crazy.
Brian Redban
So whatever you think about vaccines, watch that. And then ask yourself, do you think it's the same exact formula with pet vaccines? Because it's. It's like a. Vets getting a kickback, doctors getting kickbacks. It's all the same thing. Do you know. Do you know the. That they used to inject pets with vaccines in their neck? And they stopped doing that in the scruff because they usually put, like, any, like, medicine stuff in the scruff, but they stopped doing it in the scruff and started doing in the arms because there was a lot of vaccine induced sarcomas, like tumors. And if you got a tumor in your neck, you're fucking dead. But if you got a tumor in your arm, they just chop the arm off.
Joe Rogan
Oh, God. Dude.
Brian Redban
That's why they. That's why they shoot pet vaccines in the limbs, because there might be a tumor that forms and they could just chop off the leg. Think about that. Watch that. Watch that Aaron Siri podcast on jre. And it's the exact same racket in.
Eddie Bravo
Same in the.
Brian Redban
In the.
Eddie Bravo
Who's the Before. Who's the guy you had on? He was driving me nuts. He was smart. I liked him. And he's talking about Epstein, but he kept kind of defending it.
Joe Rogan
Michael Shellenberger.
Eddie Bravo
I. And I, like, I was like, buddy. He's like, well, you're just jumping to conclusions there. It's like. Well, you are too, though, dude.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Whether he killed himself or like. Yeah. Like, was it a suicide? Did he kill himself?
Eddie Bravo
And you, like, the cameras were down. He's like, cameras go down all the time.
Joe Rogan
It's like, very weird.
Eddie Bravo
Well, now you're. You're making an exception for that dude.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, it was very weird.
Brian Redban
Yeah. Yeah, that was weird.
Eddie Bravo
That was driving me bonkers on my. I was driving. I'm like, this dude's about to piss me off, man.
Joe Rogan
Yeah, I don't know.
Eddie Bravo
I don't get that.
Brian Redban
I don't.
Eddie Bravo
I don't understand that.
Joe Rogan
He's rational about most things, but that one was a weird one.
Eddie Bravo
He's like, the camera's good out all the time. It's like, okay.
Joe Rogan
Sometimes people, like, form an opinion and they stick with it.
Eddie Bravo
But he seemed like a smart dude. That's why I don't understand when guys do that.
Joe Rogan
I mean, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
Eddie Bravo
Me too.
Joe Rogan
I'M trying to be very.
Eddie Bravo
And you're. And you're like, the guards fell asleep too. He's like, that happens all the time. Like, buddy, listen to yourself.
Joe Rogan
Yeah.
Eddie Bravo
The cameras go down, the guards fall asleep, they leave him by himself. The guy before him tried to kill him, and he was. He was a cop killer. All this is just normal to you.
Joe Rogan
I know.
Eddie Bravo
And he was like, yeah, well, even
Joe Rogan
though when I was saying that, like, he said the cop tried to kill him, so he tried to kill himself. Like, how the do you.
Eddie Bravo
How do you know?
Joe Rogan
How do you know he said that his cellmate tried to kill him. His cellmate was a contract killer. His cellmate was a big giant Jack dude who'd killed four people, who was a drug dealing cop. Like, and then he.
Eddie Bravo
And then his buddy, he come. He is rebuttal that. He goes, yeah, but he's in max security. Like, there's really bad guys in there. It's like, no, I. I know, dude, but they paired him up with Epstein.
Joe Rogan
Not only that, it's who was representing that guy Tartaglioni. There's like some shadiness to who was representing him was also connected to the case.
Eddie Bravo
And didn't the guard get money?
Joe Rogan
Yeah, there's really three.
Brian Redban
There's only three possibilities. Either he did commit suicide, he got murdered, or he faked his death.
Joe Rogan
The faked his death is interesting because the prostate thing, like, they said that he had a prostectomy in the files. He was talking to a doctor and he said, you had your prostate removed. He's like, yes. He's like, well, you need to take erectile dysfunction drugs to get an erection because you don't have a prostate. He says, correct, I don't have a prostate. So he's saying this in the emails. And then in the autopsy, they said they had an unremarkable prostate, which I said was the last thing I ever want anybody to say about my prostate.
Eddie Bravo
Yeah, I don't want that.
Joe Rogan
Look, it's like, that was a nice one. He's dead as. But yeah, yeah, leave that sweet prostate. So they've removed his prostate, but yet in the autopsy it says he has a prostate, and it doesn't even say it's enlarged. Like, they had to remove it and
Eddie Bravo
did Ghislaine Maxwell's also like, I don't
Joe Rogan
think he killed him himself, bro.
Brian Redban
Who I'm gonna lean on. He fake this down.
Joe Rogan
Did you see that Joe Kent interview with Tucker where Joe Kent, the guy that just resigned, was saying that they told him to Stop investigating the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Brian Redban
Yeah, Tucker that.
Joe Rogan
No, Joe Kent told him that. Told Tucker that. They told him. Joe Kent, who was a high level intelligence guy to stop investigating the CIA or stop investigating whether the into it. That's a Freudian slip right there. That. That he was. Whatever happened to him. Stop looking into the death.
Eddie Bravo
What that they.
Joe Rogan
They've got it. They'll take care of it. Get out of here.
Eddie Bravo
Some jfk.
Joe Rogan
It's weird. The whole thing's weird. There's so much weird with the files. There's weird with everything. You. There's no way you know exactly what's going on. No one does.
Eddie Bravo
Nobody does. But I just don't like when people just go, oh, come on, dude, I be crazy. It's like, am I? Because when I add all this up, you just keep thinking, throwing that out. But these are big things.
Joe Rogan
Not have extra guards 247 watching over him. How do you let some just regular guard points when he was saying he
Eddie Bravo
was suicidal, he tried to kill himself. It's like, okay, let's say that's true. I don't believe that, but let's say it's true. Wouldn't you make sure there's guards so he can't kill himself?
Dan Soder
Right?
Eddie Bravo
A high profile.
Joe Rogan
But also when he says that, oh, he was trying to kill himself, like, no, his see had his guard tried to kill him. He's like, no, he tried to commit suicide.
Eddie Bravo
How the do you know? I know.
Joe Rogan
And he's like, maybe he just said that so he could get be alone. Like. Or maybe the guy actually the killer tried to kill him.
Brian Redban
No, no one's saying anybody knows anything for sure. But to say to just throw it away like anything's possible.
Joe Rogan
Ridiculous. But also Volkanovski.
Eddie Bravo
Oh, he's doing it. But the one thing that drove me nuts too is in that when the email when he goes, yeah, I'm out that lane. She goes, yeah, you know, there's this guy sending kids to. To an island to have sex with him. And he goes, it's me. He goes, he joked around all the time. It's like, buddy, what the is going on?
Joe Rogan
That's not a joke. That's not something anybody jokes around.
Brian Redban
I wanted to grab him.
Joe Rogan
She almost faint and fainted when I told her that person.
Eddie Bravo
And he goes, he was a joke, sir. He's a prankster. How do you know? How the do you know?
Dan Soder
All right, all right.
Eddie Bravo
My bad. Had to say that.
Joe Rogan
Yes.
Eddie Bravo
Love you guys.
Joe Rogan
Love you too.
Eddie Bravo
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Brian Redban
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Joe Rogan
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This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience is a classic Fight Companion, featuring Joe Rogan alongside Eddie Bravo, Brian Redban, Dan Soder, and Jamie Vernon. The crew watches UFC fights live, discusses the current state of MMA, breaks down the highly-anticipated “White House card,” debates matchmaking controversies, fighter pay, and promotion politics, and goes down signature JRE rabbit holes: conspiracies, sports stories, and wild personal anecdotes. The episode is informal, loaded with fight analysis, comedy, sports talk, and offbeat banter.
"If [MVP] stops this dude, everybody forgets about that first round. If he doesn't, that — that becomes a real problem when he is negotiating." – Joe Rogan [100:47]
"That is weird how much more technical the smaller the — like, the lower the weight, have to be way more... They don't have any power. They got to catch you perfect to knock you out." – Joe Rogan & Eddie Bravo [68:40]
"That's why I always bet against fighters when they're at home. I'm a comic, I know how it works... that pressure you're putting on yourself..." – Dan Soder [128:22]
Conspiracies & Music History
Sports & Childhood Stories
Car Talk & Gearhead Banter
The episode is a loose, energetic, and sometimes chaotic blend of hardcore MMA analysis, genuine sports insight, hilarious storytelling, and wild tangents. The crew's chemistry (particularly Joe and Eddie) keeps even the deep rabbit holes engaging, while Redban and Soder inject plenty of comic relief. The language is conversational, uncensored, and quick to land on a tangent, but always circles home to fighting and sports culture.
This Fight Companion gives passionate, irreverent, and detailed fight analysis alongside a running critique of the contemporary MMA landscape—both the mainstream UFC circus and its rising challengers. The episode delivers everything fans expect: technical insight, matchmaking hot takes, promotion gossip, and plenty of off-the-rails, yet sharp, storytelling that only this group can pull off. If you want fight breakdowns spiked with world-weary comedy, speculation about everything, and the sense you’re on a couch with the crew, this is the JRE at its best.
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