#10 The John Clay Wolfe Show 02/06/16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #10 (02/06/16 Hour 1)

Airdate: February 11, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D., Super Dave
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Episode Overview

This hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings the usual freewheeling mix of car talk, sports, personal antics, and irreverent humor. J.D. recounts his island vacation, which leads into a barrage of banter and roasting from John and Super Dave—especially about his personal life, his car, and his ambiguous relationship status. The team also dives into Super Bowl predictions, nuances of selling used cars, rental housing woes, and the economics of dealership versus private sales—all laced with signature humor (and plenty of innuendo).

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Key Discussion Points

J.D.’s Return from Vacation (01:51–04:08)

• J.D. is back after two weeks in St. Thomas: four days on a sailboat, rest on the island.
• Describes the daily grind of island life—lots of physical effort for basic errands, resulting in weight loss.
• Commentary on the difference between visiting paradise and living there:

  “Nice place to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there. Well, it’s kind of like St. Thomas is.” (J.D., 02:51)

Super Bowl Bets & Sports Talk (04:08–04:49)

• Super Dave confesses to anxiousness about his earlier bet—he picked Broncos over Panthers before playoffs, but fears the Panthers.
• John interjects jokes about food, leading to snarky back-and-forth on breakfast etiquette.

J.D. Gets Roasted: “Gay Car” & Relationship Talk (05:37–15:48)

• John admits to putting J.D.’s car (a Ford Escape) on the “Top 10 Gay List” and calling J.D.'s son for details on his private life.
• Extended riffing on J.D.’s supposed sexuality, the nature of his vacation companion, and needling him about honesty.
• J.D. ultimately admits the woman he traveled with is his girlfriend, after a drawn-out “interrogation.”
• Notable run of Brokeback Mountain references and banter about mutual misunderstandings, turning the joke back on John:

  “All these years, all this tail, it’s just a cover up for your deep what’s in your heart… You want me to be there. So you have somebody on your team. I get it.” (J.D., 15:39)

• Reflection on friendship and orientation:

  “I mean, do I want to lose this guy that I’ve invested 30 years of friendship into? No… We knew all along.” (John, 20:54)

Rental Housing Hassles (11:53–14:20)

• J.D. shares woes of trying to find a home after giving apartment notice; explains why 60-day rental requirements screw tenants.
• Discussion on high rental prices, the appeal of apartments over home ownership for “single gay men,” and reminiscing about J.D.’s hangar home.

Cars, Cars, Cars: Live Buying, Market Insight, and Auctions (26:07–50:09)

• John opens up the show’s main business—buying used cars live on air.
• Explains the “scrap plus a nickel” economics of the low-end used car market.
• Details on island car scarcity:

  “You’ve got to figure a way to ship cars down to St. Thomas. Everything down there is junk.” (J.D., 27:57)

• Real-world negotiation with a repeat caller (Steve) over a ‘79 Corvette—illustrating both the car market's volatility and negotiation fatigue:

  “Every time you call me, I’m getting a little bit smarter and you’s getting a little bit dumber.” (John, 31:03) “Take John’s first offer, right?” (Super Dave, 35:51)

• Quick-hit car appraisals: ‘06 Lexus GS300 (37:12), ’92 Dodge Stealth Twin Turbo (43:00)—John and the crew riff on car values, rare models, and owners’ inflated expectations.

Listener Calls & Classic Car Banter (29:20–47:41)

• Live car appraisals and negotiations for:
  • 1979 Corvette: drawn-out price haggling and stories of missed opportunities.
  • 2006 Lexus GS300: emphasizing how features like navigation and wheels affect pricing.
  • 1992 Dodge Stealth Twin Turbo: discussion of rarity, the gap between owner expectations and market reality, Dodge/Mitsubishi market context, and recalls.

Personal Touches & Farewells (41:03–42:20)

• J.D. announces early departure for longtime friend Benjamin Dover’s memorial, which leads to another cascade of innuendos about names.

Closing Notes (48:27–end)

• Brief notes on the truck market (desirable diesels, late-model SUVs), the oddities of the car market, and reminders for listeners to call in or use the website.
• Final music breaks and teasers about content after commercials.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Island Life:

  “Just to go get groceries is an adventure… That’s just for a gallon of milk.” (J.D., 02:19)

• On Relationship Status:

  “Well, something’s up. Either you’re banging this gal or you’re gay.” (John, 08:56)

• Brokeback Mountain Reference:

  “I have something to tell you. Okay. I can’t quit you.” (J.D., 08:41)

• Friendship & Secrets:

  “I felt… now I know how women feel when they’re being cornered up. Yeah. I feel for them.” (John, 20:22)

• Car Negotiation Wisdom:

  “What is your time worth is what you have to ask yourself. I’ll leave you with that and Earth, Wind, and Fire.” (John, 35:41)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• J.D.’s Island Vacation: 01:51–04:08
• Super Bowl Predictions: 04:08–04:49
• J.D. Roasted About Relationships: 05:37–15:48
• Rental Home Frustrations: 11:53–14:20
• Live Car Appraisals Begin: 26:07
• Listener Corvette Haggle: 29:20–35:54
• 2006 Lexus GS300 Appraisal: 36:09–38:07
• Dodge Stealth & Owner Denial: 42:20–47:41
• J.D. on Ben Dover’s Memorial: 41:03–42:20

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Tone & Style

The hour is laced with unfiltered, rapid-fire banter, mockery, and the sort of “boys’ club” vibe loyal fans expect—balancing earnest insight (on relationships, cars, moving, and finance) with relentless humor, often crossing into double entendre and tongue-in-cheek self-deprecation. Regular listeners will appreciate the continuity of in-jokes, while new listeners will get a healthy taste of the show’s unvarnished, high-energy style.

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For Listeners

Expect irreverence, unfiltered back-and-forth, and a genuine peek into used car “hustle” culture, with authentic stories and listener engagement at the heart of the show. Car fans, sports fans, and anyone who loves real talk with a heavy side of roast will feel right at home.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D.]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Singer/Musician]

Everywhere I've seen you bleed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mic check, check.

[J.D.]

Mic check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Can you hear me?

[J.D.]

Some people do this before the show. I'm just playing with you.

[Super Dave]

What are you saying?

[J.D.]

What are you saying? What are you. What are you saying? Come on, brother. Welcome back to reality.

[Super Dave]

Yeah, you've been on a.

[J.D.]

Not that anybody cares that I was gone for two weeks when I was down in St. Thomas. Yeah, you're on a boat at the beach. Yeah. Four days on a sailboat and then four days, five days on the island. I know. Everybody's going, I hate you. Yes, it was paradise. And you come back and it's like, God, you're like, why did I leave? Of course. Really Living on an island, though, it's. It's so much work. It really is.

[Super Dave]

Well, you don't see anybody fat.

[J.D.]

No. There's a reason for that. You're up and down hills. You're everything to get groceries. Just to go get. Go get groceries is an adventure. You got to go down the hill, get on the golf cart, go down the hill, get on the ferry, go across the way, get out, walk up the hill, walk a quarter of a mile to the grocery store. Carry anything you buy. You got to carry back to the ferry a quarter of a mile, put it back in the ferry, go all the way back across, and then get up the hill again. That's just for a gallon of milk.

[Super Dave]

So it makes you want to just eat off the land.

[J.D.]

Yeah, basically. We ate a lot of fresh fruit. We had a lot of just, you know, good fish. I lost seven pounds in ten days. But it's so much work. It's so much exercise. It was really awesome. It was really fun. But again, it's a hard life. It's. You know, there's a difference in visiting someplace and living there. Nice. Nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. Well, it's kind of like St. Thomas is.

[Super Dave]

Well, you're not tan as I thought you would be.

[J.D.]

I was. My back is peeling. No, you put on sunscreen because it really is harsh. You don't want to burn.

[Super Dave]

So how many days were you actually on a boat?

[J.D.]

Four days. We went in a Friday. Four days, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. We got off on Tuesday. It was pretty cool. But we stayed at places like St. John. We. You know there's a Kenny Chesney has a little house there. Had a little house there. He moved across the yo's Van Dyke, which you can see from St. John. And he's got a beautiful mansion, needless to say.

[Super Dave]

So everybody wants to know did you have sex on the boat?

[J.D.]

No, nobody wants to know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody does.

[J.D.]

Nobody wants to know that. Who would care about that? Oh, by the way. Yes. John and I will have a discussion about a few things.

[Super Dave]

Oh, what are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we'll.

[J.D.]

We'll have a discussion. I'll wait. I'll wait. It's come. It's coming. Oh, it's coming.

[Super Dave]

I have a feeling you were listening on a boat.

[J.D.]

Go get your friends. It's going to be fun. Speaking of that super bowl weekend, anything predictions?

[Super Dave]

Well, me and John have a bet.

[J.D.]

You guys do.

[Super Dave]

It's. I'm not a very confident in the bet. We did it before the playoffs started.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Super Dave]

Predicted that the Broncos and the Panthers would be in the Super Bowl.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

That's pretty good.

[Super Dave]

And I picked the Broncos to beat the Panthers. Those before the playoffs.

[J.D.]

You don't think they need them? You're not confident?

[Super Dave]

Not feeling good about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D.]

Well, I think they were.

[Super Dave]

The Carolina Panthers are really, really good.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Super Dave]

Their offense with Cam Newton clicking right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I smell food.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he did. You did smell food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did nobody bring me?

[J.D.]

You didn't ask? Oh no, I had food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all go ahead. I'm still looking for some food.

[Super Dave]

He's looking for.

[J.D.]

Are you serious? I'll go get you some. I got nothing left. I could have brought you something. You know we have these things. It's crazy things we carry around these communication devices. It's right out of Dick Tracy. It's weird. You can talk to me directly and I could have got it for.

[Super Dave]

He brought me a coffee.

[J.D.]

I asked cuz he asked me at 6:30 this morning to bring him a coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know but you know I stop.

[J.D.]

A jack in the box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean I And you know that I've got a standing order for something.

[J.D.]

You do not have a standing order.

[John Clay Wolf]

A breakfast Jack is a buck.

[J.D.]

I would be glad to go get you. I'll go right now. I'll go right now. You f and f. So you're mad at me for not buying you a free breakfast?

[Singer/Musician]

Yeah, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for not sharing your butt story from the boat. Why do you lie? Lie?

[J.D.]

Oh, first of all. So I'm gone for two weeks. First of all, you put my car on the top 10 gay list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your what?

[J.D.]

My car on Ford Escape. You call me, it's not gay. It's a great car. And then you call my son and put him on the air to talk about my private life.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. Because we were trying to get to the bottom of it.

[J.D.]

There is no bottom. And there's none of your damn business. Let's talk about your private life.

[Singer/Musician]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do do.

[J.D.]

If there was something to talk about, I'd be glad to share with you, but it's none of your business. And I don't have anything to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

That you take a gal that you've been dating for two years to the islands.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And get on a sailboat, stay overnight for four days.

[J.D.]

Have you ever been on a sailboat?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done all that stuff. But here's what I have done since I was about 13 is I have hustled ass. I know you have, and I understand the dynamics of it. And you're lying about your situation. Then you're a queer.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you queer?

[J.D.]

Clearly. According to my car. According to my car, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, if you're queer, you're queer. And that hasn't changed the way I feel about you. You're still my friend. I have gay friends.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay.

[J.D.]

That's it. I get stories of the curlier hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

But before you turn queer, my dad used to be a Republican. My dad was a Republican. And now he's an Obama lover.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't talk.

[J.D.]

We don't talk anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Cliff Richard, 1981. Who? Never mind. It was a song.

[Super Dave]

What turned you, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

What turned you? What turned you gay?

[J.D.]

Nothing turned me. Gates. There's none of your business. Ever. You call my son behind my back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't really behind your back.

[J.D.]

I was out of the country because.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted the truth.

[J.D.]

You don't need the truth. You can't handle the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need details. I just. When someone's lying to my face.

[J.D.]

I'm not lying to your face. I wouldn't lie to you. I don't lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with having a girlfriend?

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[Super Dave]

She's not a girlfriend. She's just a friend. Friends?

[J.D.]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of this is your friends. Yeah, you do to the islands.

[Super Dave]

Well, that's a hell of a great friend. I mean, what do we need to do to be that good of a friend?

[J.D.]

You're my friend, so I'd take you.

[Super Dave]

Did you get an invite?

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's fine because we're men and you're not gay. All right? Now, but if you are gay, then I don't want to go to you to the islands on a boat.

[J.D.]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to stay with you on a sailboat if you're homo, dude.

[J.D.]

Okay, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I will do a radio show with you, and I'll even eat food that you bring me if you're gay.

[J.D.]

I'm not bringing you food.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm not going to overnight with you.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[Super Dave]

Why are you scared?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I don't want the. I don't want to get the. The poke. Have you ever seen that scene in Brokeback Mountain? Man, that looks painful.

[Super Dave]

Yeah, but I mean, I think it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurts me to watch it.

[J.D.]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen it, and I like. Ah. I mean, it's so bad when those two cowboys are gang banging each other in the mountains in that tent. It just turned. It's like, whoa. Y' all took this too far.

[J.D.]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I have something to tell you. Okay. I can't quit you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, J.D. just. Just one high altitude f every once a year is not enough for me.

[J.D.]

I can't quit you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, something's up. Either you're banging this gal or you're gay.

[J.D.]

No, it's one.

[Super Dave]

I love how it's just one or the other.

[J.D.]

It's got to be one or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

In your world, your tiny little world. That's exactly correct. One or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless.

[J.D.]

And my car is gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless one of y' all is. Has, like, a health issue maybe. Okay. And that could be fine. Oh, wow. Golly. I hit the something, you know? Oh, God.

[Super Dave]

You had to bring that up, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, say, what's wrong with that kid? Is he well?

[J.D.]

Yeah, actually. Nobody has a health issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done.

[J.D.]

But if I but of leaving it there will make you shut up about it. I'm gonna let you doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. So if you went out with another gal, would she have a problem with it? Of course she would. But go. I'm asking you.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Bingo. I got him. Turley finally nailed me. Andy Griffith.

[Super Dave]

But she's not your girlfriend.

[J.D.]

We're okay. She's my girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Okay. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. Oh, no. He's just caving in with everything. Oh, all right. You're, like, fighting with my wife. This is not fun. This is not.

[J.D.]

This is not even fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[J.D.]

So. It was a great time. We had a wonderful time. Fantastic. I lost 30 pounds in 10 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you. Are you. Are you and her have intimate relationships?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, so he's not about it. He's not agreeing with everything. Yeah. Okay. So she is your girlfriend, your lawyer. You can't see other people. Your physical card is your business. Sure. I don't care. I mean, glad you had me admitted. This is your. Your woman. That's fine. It's very weird we have the same last name spelled the same way, but it is. That's just. It is. That just happens.

[J.D.]

There's a lot of wolves in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. Not that many spelled that way, but that's fine. I mean, it's not like you're gay for me.

[J.D.]

No. My God, you're so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or maybe he is.

[Super Dave]

That's why he's dating her.

[J.D.]

You're. Yes. I just want to get close to anyone with the name of Wolf. Yeah. The reason she and I don't have sex is. Well, she doesn't have the right equipment. I just need. John Caitlyn Wolf can't quit you. Lord, you're obsessed with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not obsessed. I just want to get to the bottom of this has been going on too damn long. Phones are open. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We're buying cars. Buying cars. Cadillac Escalades. Let's buy Cadillac Escalades this morning. If you have a Cadillac Escalade and you'd like to sell it, call me now at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

I may need to buy your RV from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like it? Did you see it?

[J.D.]

I haven't seen it, but I can't find a rental house. I've been looking everywhere. I finally find one yesterday. I think, okay, this will do. It's not great, but it'll do. And then about. I put. I put my money down. I put 50 bucks down so she can run my credit as I'm driving away.

[John Clay Wolf]

50?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she hot?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's a hustle in the rental business.

[J.D.]

Oh, it's a big hustle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's like, go get the strippers and turn them into real estate agents. No, after they have kids and their man wants them to get a different life.

[J.D.]

60. Her and her husband own the house. Anyway, so I'm driving away and I turn, turned. I'm down about, oh, a quarter mile, a little over a quarter mile high. Turn the street there is Grapevine High School. Do you know what that means? 7 o' clock in the morning.

[Singer/Musician]

3.

[J.D.]

O' clock in the afternoon, Friday nights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, the band. I thought you were talking about the bump systems in the car.

[J.D.]

That too. You got the bump systems as well. But you have the, you have the drum core. Starts at 6:45 in the morning and they also do. In the afternoon. They also do it Friday nights. So I'm out of a place to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live and why are you moving?

[J.D.]

I gotta move in three weeks. I'm just tired of the apartment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to move.

[J.D.]

I have to. Well, I've given my notice and the apartment complex will throw me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would you give notice before you had a place to go?

[J.D.]

Here's a. That's a very good question. I'm so glad you asked because apartment complexes screw you over. You know what they do? Here's what they do. They make you give a 60 day notice knowing that nobody will rent you a place 60 days out because that's too far away, right? So you have to give them 60 days notice. So you've got to just trust that God and creation is going to come up with a place for you because nobody will rent you 60 days out. That's how they keep you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how much is your rent.

[J.D.]

After everything's said and done? About 1200amonth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you said 15 the other day.

[J.D.]

I'm looking at houses that are 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's a lot of money for an apartment.

[J.D.]

It's a lot of money for. And if I stay, it's going up a hundred bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you happier since you're a single gay man in an apartment without a home and without all the.

[J.D.]

Yes, yes. I like to. I like to lock and leave. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I don't like to worry about houses and I want to worry about maintenance. If something blows up, I want to call somebody and go, hey, this blew up. Fix it. Yes, there was a time I had a house. Probably not going to do that unless I'm suddenly wealthy and I buy a place on the beach. It would not be in Euless, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the apartment, I mean, is a lot cleaner, easier, not worried, not a problem.

[J.D.]

Anything happens, somebody else does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I liked that Hangar you were living in.

[J.D.]

Hangar was perfect. They sold it Otherwise, I'd probably still be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you'd bring your guys back there and show them like that. That balcony and the plane's taken off.

[J.D.]

It's a real. It's a real guy turn on, it brings. Yeah, you. Because you bring guys, they go and show the airplane, and then when they're in there, you show them the, you know, airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you offer to hand crank their engine? Oh, no.

[J.D.]

But you do show them the joystick, so.

[Super Dave]

Going down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going down. He's a Philly Clear take on. Well, I'm glad that we have gotten you out of the closet.

[J.D.]

I'm not in the closet. I'm not out of the closet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that was.

[J.D.]

I'm every bit as straight as you ever dreamed of being. But on the other hand, life changes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong if you're gay?

[J.D.]

There's nothing wrong with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I was gay?

[J.D.]

I think that'd be wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that would be wonderful?

[J.D.]

If you wanted to be gay, Be gay. I don't care. How does it affect my life?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I got kids and a wife.

[J.D.]

Well, then that's your problem, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you think it's wonderful.

[J.D.]

I think it'd be wonderful if you were gay. If you want to be gay, come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to be gay or are gay.

[Singer/Musician]

Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

That's where all of this is coming from. I get it now. All this. Oh, you want somebody on your team.

[Singer/Musician]

Oh, I finally get it.

[J.D.]

Oh, man, the light bulb just came on for me.

[Super Dave]

Hell of a cover he's been doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

All these years, all this tale, it's just a cover up for your deep what's in your heart. And you want me to join you. You want me to be there. So you have somebody on your team. I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[J.D.]

Dude, I'm so.

[John Clay Wolf]

You smoked me out like a rattlesnake in Sweetwater, Texas. Man of the hole.

[J.D.]

Ching. No, no, not gay. I would if I was. I'd be glad to tell you, just not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, have you ever been gay? No.

[J.D.]

What kind of question?

[Super Dave]

No, I know.

[J.D.]

You're the only person I know that thinks that's. That's something. A variable, like, did you wake up? Did you wake up tired?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Do you wake up gay? Yeah. It's not something that changes day to day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got a. I've got two friends that are gay that they don't know that I know that they're gay.

[J.D.]

Okay, so they've kept it. They don't want Anybody to know. How do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very clearly.

[J.D.]

Okay. By their. Do they speak?

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them got on drugs 15 years ago. 13 years ago. Okay. And when. Here's the question. Once you get gay, can you un. Gay yourself?

[Singer/Musician]

Get gay?

[J.D.]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me finish my story. All right.

[Super Dave]

So he's on drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on fish scales. He's a rich guy. He grew up rich. And he's a weirdo. He never was very good with the ladies. And his parents call us. He's living in uptown Dallas. His parents is a banker. His parents called me, said, have you seen Bob? We'll call him Bob. Jack and Bob.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And no, he's been missing for a couple of days. We, you know, da, da, da, da. We're worried about him. And we went to his apartment, and it looks like he's got a problem.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, they find him in a. We track his Visa card.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Through West Texas to El Paso. He's got the dog with him, the boxer. So he's all whacked out in a hotel. This is Johnny Manziel Weekend, by the way. That's what this is all about. Next. We'll get to that.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bob is in a hotel in El Paso with his boxer. He's about 32 at the time.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Singer/Musician]

High.

[John Clay Wolf]

High. Hi.

[J.D.]

I'm waiting for this. High. Waiting for the gay turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the gay thing. So when we were. So they whipped him up and took him to rehab in Arizona. And he said, if I'm going, I'm going in style. The only way I'm going is in a limousine. So his dad rented him a limousine.

[J.D.]

Well, you can stop right there. I see what the problem is. His dad rented him a limousine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Military school kid, SMU kid, banker. No, I hear.

[J.D.]

I hear the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, that's part of the problem. Coloring it back. But when we were. When I was searching, trying to find him with his folks, going through his call records, and I was going through his call records.

[J.D.]

There's a gay hotline, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got to talking to this guy. I'm like, hey, he talked to you for like an hour. Do you know Bob? Yes. In. In the. In the. The gay hotline guy was like. I mean. And I told him, what's going. We're trying to find him. Do you. Do you. Gay hotline operator know where gay Bob is?

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And wait, I remember him saying, you know, if you don't understand, I want you know that Bob is gay. I'M like, that's pretty obvious at this point.

[J.D.]

At this point now that I'm talking about now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did leave a note for the Mexican female maid in Spanish. So he's bilingual.

[J.D.]

Okay. He's bi, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bisexual.

[J.D.]

Matthew's bisexual.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he wrote this note in Spanish how he loved banging his maid and how I miss her.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's one.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Super Dave]

Not completely gay.

[J.D.]

That's not gay. But go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they found. In his br. They found gay porno mags.

[J.D.]

Okay, well, he's.

[Super Dave]

He's bi.

[J.D.]

Bisexual. He likes women and he likes men. That by definition.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then this other friend of mine got real drunk about a year ago, maybe two years. Yeah, it was bad. He was telling me how he had a crush on our friend in high school. This guy's married with kids. Had a crush on our friend with high school. And then they started gigging me, like, you know, I can't run real fast because I got hurt.

[Super Dave]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he started, like, making fun of being gay.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like one in the morning.

[J.D.]

And real drunk, real drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, come here, Johnny.

[J.D.]

That's when bad things happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

[J.D.]

Nothing good happens.

[Super Dave]

Trying to do a little tickle fight with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Steve]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good friend of mine that I've known for years. I don't talk to him that often, but he's always been a little feminine, no question. Yeah, no question. But in a good way. Yeah, we all love him. Yeah. He was trying to tickle fight me. It is in the middle of. I. It got so bad, I ran to my room and locked the door.

[J.D.]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt. Now I know how female how women feel.

[J.D.]

Right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they're. When they're being cornered up. Yeah. I feel for them.

[J.D.]

So then the next day, obviously something had. I mean, it had to be really awkward. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, I knew you're a Philly for the past 30 years. Freaking you. Can't help it. I still love you, but just don't ever mess with me. But he really never did. No, but.

[Super Dave]

But it's just got close enough to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just. Unfortunately, he verified everything I always knew to be true.

[J.D.]

And he said in the morning, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't even talk about it. No, no, no, no, no. I didn't even say a word.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. You just roll on it. Be like a gay cousin. I know this guy well enough. He's whatever, whatever. I mean, do I want to lose this guy that I've invested 30 years of friendship into no nah over him being queer. We knew all along. We knew.

[J.D.]

Everybody knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy his cars cuz they, you know, gays have the cleanest.

[J.D.]

They do have the cleanest cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have to go to break?

[Super Dave]

Yes, we do.

[J.D.]

So we're buying Cadillacs and gay cars today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that's right. We'll be right back.

[Singer/Musician]

I hope that someone gets mine I hope that someone gets mine I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle yeah Message in the B. A year has passed since I wrote my note I should have known this right from the start Only hope can keep me together Love can end your life but love can break your heart I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets mine I hope that someone gets mine I hope that someone gets mine they're searching a box open Message in the battle oh Message in the battle Message in the battle. Walk down this morning don't believe what I saw Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore Seems I never loaded me alone. Looking for a home I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets mine I hope that someone gets I hope that someone gets my message in the bottom. Sa. Send it out a sos send it out an sos send it out a sos send it out a sos sending out a sos sending out a nos sending out a sos sending out a mesos sending out a nessos sending out a nessos sending out a nos sending out of the sos sending out of nos sending out of nessos sending out of nessos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. What's his name that passed?

[Super Dave]

Oh, what the hell's the name? One of the founders.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the founder of Earth, wind and fire. I love Earth, wind and fire. Yeah, this is probably one of my favorite. They jam. Definitely. Top five soul songs. This particular song, Earth, wind and fire. Greatest hits. Rocks my lame ass. 800-800-7234.

[J.D.]

White.

[Super Dave]

Yes, that's it.

[J.D.]

74 Morris White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morris Day in the time. Jungle love. 7480-080072-34800, 800, 7234. Eight hundred, eight hundred. I'm looking at our computer [e-mail] of people who have skipped the calling in and gone to the computer to load their car.

[Super Dave]

They got to be in their underwear this early in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. It's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. Well, this one is not even worth a pair of underwear. Cavalier with 200.

[J.D.]

Those are probably a pair of skivvies.

[Super Dave]

Those are probably white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Hang on. It's got 182.

[Super Dave]

Oh, yeah, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say it's a 300. What year is it? Let's see. Hang on. Now I got the VIN number. I just dump it in. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800 radio. I can do this one. An 04 cavalier with 180. Yeah, 300. So here's one with 93 that sold for 500.

[Super Dave]

Oh, they had 93,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this was a two. Here's 112 brought nine. Here's 139 that brought 800. Here's 158 that brought 800. So it's just scrap plus a nickel is what it is. That's kind of the car market scrap value on the junk. Yeah, scrap, which is 200, what the junkyards will give plus a nickel if it runs and drives. So you pay, you rent the scrap heap for 500 to drive the scrap heap around until it farts and falls, and then you take it to the crusher. So you're making a 500 bet every time you buy a $800 car. Makes sense that how long will it run?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when it's done, you take it to the crusher for a deuce, and that's the way the junk market works. 800. So. And I. I think we should call these people.

[J.D.]

You got to figure a way to ship cars down to St. Thomas. Everything down there is junk. I mean, every once in a while you see a car that's new and you go, what in the world? I mean, even just like a Ford.

[Super Dave]

Escape, they don't need a car.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but it's still an island. You still got to get around. I mean, yeah, you. They do. They got a lot of cars, but they're all. Just because everything rusts down there. And. Yes, I know I'm sounding a little sandy this morning. It's because my.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little sandy.

[J.D.]

Unlessy I got a little going on. It's my. It's my. I'm getting a tooth replaced, so I have a retainer in.

[Super Dave]

That's what I. Yeah, it's a little more.

[J.D.]

See, if I take the retainer out.

[Super Dave]

You sound normal.

[J.D.]

I sound normal.

[Super Dave]

I just redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing, everybody?

[J.D.]

Doing, buddy. And I can't say fuck see because the F's out through the tooth.

[Super Dave]

Leave it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Stephen Finley went to give me the VIN this morning from Houston, Texas.

[J.D.]

I like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got a 70, 000 mile 08 tundra.

[Super Dave]

There we go. That's what we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean carfax. I've already got the VIN and I'm a mid teens buyer. Steven Finley. There you go. Our agent will be calling you here or just sending you an email.

[J.D.]

Hold please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our agent will be right givemetheven.com is where you go. Or just call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio online. Hang on. Who this be? Hello, who this be?

[Caller/Steve]

Hi, how you doing? This is Steve. I have a 79 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I had a 80 last week. Wait, it was mine. An 80 Charlie, 1980. I had a 20,000 mile 1980 Vette Stingray, burgundy with tan guts. Pretty nice. Automatic.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, what? No. What? No, I'm talking about mine. What's yours? What have you got?

[Caller/Steve]

It's an automatic 79.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Steve]

About 3,031.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same car.

[Caller/Steve]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you've got the same car. What color is yours?

[Caller/Steve]

It's white with red interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bid this car. I thought about you when I sold my car for 8, 800 on Tuesday and thought, man, I am glad you didn't sell me this car a month ago. Cuz I remember you. I remember you. I know who you are. I know this guy. This is the guy that I tried to pay too much for his car not once but twice. And here he is coming in the flip side on the radio saying hey, what's up? What's up? I'm eight grand. I'm eight grand, dog. I sold, I sold your car for 8800 in my auction lane on Tuesday.

[Super Dave]

And that was perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean perfect. Same car. Same car. Because. And didn't I offer you 10 for yours at once?

[Caller/Steve]

You did offer me 10 and I. That's what I was hoping you would offer me this time. But every time I saw you get a little lower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, should have took it.

[Super Dave]

Took it.

[J.D.]

Time is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time you call me, I'm getting a little bit smarter and you's getting a little bit dumber.

[Caller/Steve]

I guess so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, man. I'm sorry. Your car's pretty, by the way. I remember this car because I. I really was trying to figure out how to buy your car. I will give 8, 500 just to try another one. Because maybe you never know. I mean, you know, you get a bad hand of cards, you might get lucky on the next one. But everybody told me that called on your car. The guys that handle those, John, the plastic bumpers. Cars don't bring jack. They don't get it done. I'm like, but this car's white, and it's red, and it's this and it's that, and here's. I mean, I was really, you know, trying to get. Sell your rig, and people were telling me, no, no, no. Like, okay. And then I saw this next one that I could buy for eight. I was like, I bought it. I bought the other one because I had learned so much about yours. And I'm like, I'm gonna test this deal. And sure enough, because I hadn't heard from him in a while, sure enough brought 8,800. I mean, after a selfie and transport from Houston, I mean, I made nothing. Yeah, maybe 100 bucks, but you're willing.

[J.D.]

To roll the dice here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like his color.

[J.D.]

You like the color?

[John Clay Wolf]

His color is a little bit better. What color was mine? Burgundy with tan?

[Super Dave]

No, no, it was silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of black. Oh, okay.

[Super Dave]

Yeah, but it was perfect, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car was perfect.

[Super Dave]

Ran like a dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody was standing around that car, and I'm like, guys, this is too cheap. Nobody want to buy. So. So, Dave, what are we doing? Not Dave. What's your name, sir?

[Caller/Steve]

Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve. What's the verdict, Steve? You can take my 8500. You let me walk again because it'll get cheaper.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah, right. I think I'm gonna have to walk, man. I can't go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the third walk Steve and I have met.

[Caller/Steve]

It's in too good condition to let it go for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve and I have faced off three times now.

[J.D.]

It's another guy that just can't quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You tell. Hey, tell me. Tell me again where we. What was my last offer? Just so I can remember how this went?

[Caller/Steve]

The first was 10. The next one was nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And now it's 85. And I actually owned one now. A week ago, I had the car. If you'll bring the car to me, I'll give you 88. I'm in Fort Worth. Yeah, you want the service?

[Caller/Steve]

Can't go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is it? We can have more fun with this call than we're having. This has been going. This is a fish that's on the line for. How long has it been? Six months, Steve.

[Super Dave]

It's like Jaws.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah, about six months. And I probably put 100 miles on.

[J.D.]

It, get down tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what will you take for it?

[Caller/Steve]

I take 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. So you're still at 10. We're not. All right.

[Super Dave]

You won't go to nine?

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah, I mean, I should have taken your first offer, but I just thought, well, let me look around a little bit. And I really hadn't had time to farm it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it makes you feel any better, I've got a 2000 something Yukon. It's the right car. I'm like, I gotta buy this car. This car works in my system. And I went to 29,000. And I knew it was high, but I was like, I can sell this car higher than anybody. I'm the King Kong. And, you know, everybody get out of my way. So the first pass through my block, my auction lane in Dallas, it brings 27. That's a $2,000 hit, right? And I'm like, y' all are stupid. Everybody's stupid. This is a bad day. Go to hell. Go away. I've been trying to get 27 for 45 days. Can't get 20. 24, 5. 25, 20. Finally, it brings 26. 5. Last week, I shot that bitch right in the. Right in the forehead. Lost. Lost $2,500. So it happens to the best of us. Steve. Don't, don't. Don't think you're alone. I mean.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not that I'm so smart and you're so stupid. I lose money all the time on cars. And I would have lost money on this car from 10. But anyway, I'll give 85. And you can keep calling me once a year, and I'll probably still give 85.

[Caller/Steve]

But the good thing is, I'll try you another time.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good thing is, is you know you've got 85. And when you're. Most people lie all the time when they're negotiating and he says to somebody, hey, I've got 85. He's telling the truth. Yes, he's got 85. So. But when you run that ad and you get all those people knocking on your door in the bank, and the financing and the test drive, and they tear up the spoiler and they can't get it started, and they flood it out and they call you after they buy it, and they need your advice on this. Remember that you went through all that bull for another nickel. Yep. That's all. Because with me, you get a check and I'm gone.

[Super Dave]

Never hear from you again. Except when you listen on the radio. That's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so what is your time worth? Is what you have to ask yourself. I'll leave you with that in Earth, wind and fire. Lesson there, folks.

[Super Dave]

Take John's first offer, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And listen to me, take other people's first offer when I'm selling because I made plenty of mistakes. This is a good tune, Dave. Good morning. You're on the air, Super Dave. Lexus GS300. Dave. Hey, hey.

[Caller/Steve]

That's me. That's me. Yeah, I've got a. I've got a 2006 GS300. It's got 62, 000 miles on it. It's my wife's car and she keeps it perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation, sunroof and. Or chrome wheels?

[Caller/Steve]

It's got chrome. It's got. It's got 20. 20 inch wheels on it. They're not chrome. They're special Lexus wheel. It does have a sunroof and no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nav. What color?

[Caller/Steve]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. How old is your wife? I mean. 20s. Factory 20s. I'm just wondering.

[Caller/Steve]

I mean, she's 59.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a white girl?

[J.D.]

John.

[Caller/Steve]

John Cbix. Three ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's 20s. Factory 20s on Alexis. That says something.

[J.D.]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this a long time. Not everybody just says, hey, I want to go for the 20s.

[J.D.]

You're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Chrome 20s, you nailed it. It's not bad.

[Caller/Steve]

It was all. It was on the showroom floor. We bought it right off the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty, it's sharp. I'm adding for it, so don't get off my case, J.D. i'm just trying to. What color is this car? It's not burgundy.

[J.D.]

Odd question to me.

[Caller/Steve]

It's. It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you already told me that. Okay. No nav. Sunroof, factory 20s, woman driven. Clean carfax. I don't know. What do you take for it? 10, 11. 10, 10 5. 10 5. 10 5. Yeah, I think 105 is right. The. No, the nav is a thousand dollar swing option. Here's 59,000 miles. It sold for 11 five. Here's 60 that sold for 10. Here's 60 that sold for ten five. Here's 79 that sold for 10. Two. Yeah. What? I say ten five. Yeah, I'll give ten five. Does that buy it?

[Caller/Steve]

I really thought it was worth more than that, but let me. Let me talk to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want me to put you on hold and let you talk to the Corvette guy?

[J.D.]

Talked amongst yourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y. Y' all compare notes.

[Singer/Musician]

Send me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pictures, go to givemetheven.com send me pictures of her all the way around and then send me pictures of the car too. And I'll put a number on both of them. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. It is Earth, Wind and Fire weekend. Since everyone in the music industry is dropping like flies and dying.

[J.D.]

We.

[Singer/Musician]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Singer/Musician]

I got run keep from hiding I'm bound to keep on riding and I got one more silver dollar and I ain't gonna let them catch me no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't gonna let them catch the midnight rider Take it away, Mickey. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800-RODIO is the call in number. Radio is how you remember it. You're listening to us on the radio. You.

[J.D.]

Now I realize I've been gone for two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

But did I mention that I have to leave early today?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're one of those.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I'm one of those.

[Super Dave]

No come back from vacation.

[J.D.]

It's like, oh, yeah, I'd be more than happy to stay here today, but I have a funeral to attend, actually a memorial for my friend Benjamin Doer, who a lot of people know him in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference between a memorial and a funeral?

[J.D.]

The body's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the body?

[J.D.]

The body's already been disposed of. He died New Year's Day and. But his family's in a blender.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, disposed of.

[J.D.]

Disposed of. He was cremated. Thank you. Cremated. So his family lived in California, so it took him this long to get everybody in order and everybody here. So the memorials today, how is he known in Houston, Benjamin Dover? He's been on television down there for years and years and years and years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do on tv?

[J.D.]

Good morning. He was Deborah Duncan on Good Morning Houston or whatever. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was Deborah Duncan.

[J.D.]

He was like. He was on.

[Super Dave]

He was on their morning show.

[J.D.]

He was on the morning show with Deborah for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like as the co host.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he'd come in as the. As occasionally co host with her and he'd go do consumer reports and consumer information.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have had a hell of a sense of humor with a name like Ben Dover.

[J.D.]

He was. He did. He was a great guy. Very good sense of humor. Had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a friend named Jack.

[J.D.]

Don't, don't, don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just don't he passed away a few years ago. Don't.

[J.D.]

God help me Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to. Really bad too.

[J.D.]

God. Mike, I gotta take this call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Larry, good morning. Sure. Larry Mehoff everybody. Larry Me hoff. He is a Dodge Stealth. Oh, a Stealth. It's an old one. Oldie but a goodie.

[Super Dave]

90 something 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

92 with 59. Larry. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is she? And don't Larry me, huff. Larry's not hearing anything. Larry, turn it off. Bluetooth. Pick up the damn phone. You're on radio.

[Caller/Steve]

Okay, I'm here. You hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah, it's a night style twin turbo. 59 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got that part. How nice is it on a scale of 1 to 10?

[Caller/Steve]

It's 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is so it's an all wheel drive RT?

[Caller/Steve]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Steve]

And I, I have to sell it because my 18 year old grandson's got his eyeballs on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. What color is it? Well, yeah, probably black or white. Black.

[Caller/Steve]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Steve]

It's beautiful. I've had it since 1992.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow.

[Caller/Steve]

One person. Owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn. I'll be damn. That is a weird car. It's very fast as you know. It's kind of. It looks. I'm not, I'm not picking on your car. I'm just giving my two bits. It's you. Based on the Mitsubishi 3000 GT platform. And they look so good, but they feel so cheap when now this car has so much power. It's weird. But the plastic in them is so cheap. A rattle box. Yeah. You know what I mean, Larry? Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Steve]

Dodge told the thing. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Well, it's a 92 Dodge. It's got good miles, it's got a big engine in it. Is everything working?

[Caller/Steve]

Everything. It's hardly been driven in the last 10 years because we took it to Florida with us on our Florida home and then. So we only drove it a little bit in the winter. That's why it's in such good shape. I kept it away from all the kids and grandkids.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I offered you 3,000, would I have bought a car?

[Caller/Steve]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why is that?

[Caller/Steve]

In one more year it's going to be an antique.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, exactly. But then it really won't run. So. So why, why would I not have bought a car if I offered you 3,000?

[Caller/Steve]

Because I'm looking for like 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. So you think, you think you've got something.

[Caller/Steve]

There's only a couple thousand of those made. You know, they didn't make a whole bunch of them. Well, and I think the number on mine was like 18, 20 or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they quit making them?

[Caller/Steve]

I don't really know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they start making them?

[Caller/Steve]

I think it was 92.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got a 92. Did Charlie. Do you think they made him another year or was that it?

[Super Dave]

I thought they started in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Super Dave]

I'm gonna look it up real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm sitting here digging through market data trying to find one and the, the twin turbo RT. I'm just finding one version of it. And in 90, I mean the highest one I've ever seen sold at 80,000 miles. It brought $2700. Really?

[Caller/Steve]

It dropped that much? Because I believe my son Blue booked it at like 14.

[Super Dave]

It went all the way to 96.

[John Clay Wolf]

The stealth. Yeah, let me look at a 95. The, the stealth did. But did the RT turbo, the twin turbo. This was a lot faster car than the rest of them. 92 was. Because back then they were twin turbo and 300 z's too. And that was a whole different 94.

[Super Dave]

They still had the RT turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but it. Was it a twin turbo? Because I think and, and Larry, straighten me out. What? You should know this. You've been owning one for. Since 92. What years did they make the twin turbo?

[Caller/Steve]

You still know, to tell you the truth, I really don't know what years they made.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why the hell. Okay, so if you don't know anything about this car and I'm offering, I'm offering you $3,000.

[Caller/Steve]

140 miles an hour running from a cop. I took it away from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm you. $3,000 for a 20 year old, 25 year old Dodge.

[Caller/Steve]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're telling me. And you're telling me I'm stupid. I think you're stupid. Larry, you're. You don't even know what you're talking about.

[Caller/Steve]

Really, I really appreciate the offer. Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerky. No soup for you.

[Super Dave]

Well, if you have something that you're thinking is worth 15 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Super Dave]

Wouldn't you be all about knowing every little detail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why. Yeah, that's why I'm giving him so much lip.

[Super Dave]

No, I agree with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't really feel that harshly towards Larry. But if you're gonna make a position and defend your value, then know what you got. Not my grandson went to a website. Kellyblueballs.com and it said 13 grand. I'm not saying that I wouldn't give more and I'm not saying that I'm the expert. I'm looking at some recent transactions but.

[Super Dave]

Nothing'S close to 15 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's nothing with 59,000 miles either. There's an 80, there's an 80. There's an 80,000 mile twin turbo that brought three 2800 and that scares me. 59 and 80 on that car is not a big swing. We bought a Mustang Cobra this week for 8500 is a 97 but that's a different animal is this. Those are more. If anybody knows their Dodge Stealth twin turbo math, call me because I don't know what I'm talking about. I mean it's a damn old Dodge. I mean short of Cummins, who cares you know it's Dodge. I mean they made, they're made out of trash can plastic. They're all going broke. Fiat bottom, they're going broke. The devaluation screwed them. How many crashers got recalled today?

[Super Dave]

400,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh just. And that was when? Today? Yeah, 400,000 Chrysler's dodges got recalled today. 400,000. That's all? Just 400,000. But it's a great product and you know Kelly Blue balls says that it should have been 200,000. Kelly Blue Book said that it's 200,000 but the press says 400,000. Why don't you call Kelly Blue Balls and see if she'll fix them. I mean 800-807-2003, 4 800-800-Radio. Well we didn't buy any Escalades in the first hour when we said we want to buy Escalades. So if now, now the richer people are waking up the ones that have Escalades and let's try that again. If you have any Escalades 14, 13, 12, 07 and up. I want to buy them or just go to givemetheven.com what else I'm looking for? Cummins Diesel, turbo diesel, about 05 Duke, Ford Powerstroke Lariat 2 wheel drive with 70 on it for 13 grand. Old body diesel trucks, good diesel trucks. I like diesel trucks. I'm having some luck with those tahoes. Suburbans are okay.07 and newer, big mile Tahoes and suburb. If you got a 200,000 mile 07 or newer one, I'll surprise you with my offer on that. We bought a 220,000 mile Escalade the other the day damn motor locked up on it. It still worked. 800-800-7234. Sports cars, Camaros, hot rods. Not old hot rods. I mean newer stuff. Rental cars I'm not doing that great with. I mean, I'll put them on the money. I'll buy them all day. I'd rather have a miley rental car like a 70,000 mile Camry than a 10,000 mile Camry.

[J.D.]

And how about your boat? Did you ever sell that? You still selling it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you all about the boat when we come back from commercial break. Commercial break, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air?

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