#100 John Clay Wolfe Show 06/10/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #100 (06/10/17)

Date Aired: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Cast: JD (JD Ryan), Bobbo (Bobby Preston), Michael Turley, Randy the Chipmunk, assorted callers
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview

Episode 100 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a classic, irreverent Saturday morning mix of cars, sports, off-color comedy, pop culture talk, and unpredictable listener calls. The team deals and banters on everything from selling boats to prostate checks, strip clubs to sports bets, musical nostalgia to celebrity death pools. While buying and bidding cars remains central, the show’s signature is its wild tangents, characters, and “did they actually say that?” moments, all with a healthy kick of “as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.”

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Opening Banter and Setting the Tone

• [00:12–03:19]
  • John kicks off with phone lines open and the familiar “call us at 800-800-RADIO.”
  • Playful intros by Bobbo, JD, Michael Turley; jokes abound about old politicians, “kingdoms,” and out-of-sorts moods.
  • Quick, irreverent swings at John McCain, Pat Robertson, and politicians:
    • Bobbo: “First of all, we found out that our country's run by idiots. And that old man that thinks he's on his lawn yelling at kids, what is wrong with him?” (01:11)

2. Sex, Stereotypes, and Satire

• [03:05–04:47]
  • Banter about “who would play a better gay guy” and Sofia Vergara’s hotness on “Modern Family.”
  • Extended, offbeat riffing about “are those boobs real?” and ways to tell – played for laughs, oversharing, and awkwardness.
  • Frequent references to hanging upside down and comparing “fake” vs. “real” (absurd, and intentionally over-the-top).

3. Buying and Selling Cars On-Air

• [06:20–16:09 and throughout]
  • Classic segment: listeners call in to sell their vehicles, ranging from F-150s, FJ Cruisers, to Toyotas and Mini Coopers.
  • Wolfe and team rapid-fire through details (mileage, options, condition) and values; on-the-fly offers are made, often with asides and jokes.
  • Quotes and breakdowns:
    • JD: “I want to buy this car before... Can he like, wire us the title through the phone line?” (08:10)
  • Discussions about CarMax offers, auction data, clean Carfax, and logistics (“We'll come pick it up with a check”).
  • Good-natured haggling and comic relief.

4. Market Oddities, Listeners, and Colorful Calls

• [10:29–14:12]
  • Explaining local subcultures (North Richland Hills’ water park, “supervised visitation day,” and car parking lot sociology).
  • Offhand, joking observations about car culture, strip clubs, and neighborhood demographics:
    • JD: “There are a lot of strip club workers in Hearst. Were you aware of that, Gene?” (08:42)
  • This segues into discussions about buying boats (“If it flies, floats, or goes to the water park on Tuesday, lease it”), spending time alone, and stories about houseguests who are “magnets” for women.

5. Life Without the Family: What Should a Man Do?

• [24:05; returns at intervals]
  • JD’s wife and kids have left for five weeks, and the team — plus callers — debate how he should fill his unexpected freedom.
  • Suggested activities: make beer (homebrew), go fishing at local lakes, “go to the strip bar,” take up acrylic painting, or go gambling.
  • In-house stripper Hannah and others chime in:
    • JD: “You can have a private dance and fall in love for 15 minutes for like $150.” (28:43)
    • Caller Ruthie: “Take up acrylic painting and make your life something nice. In your case, it would be finger paintings.” (43:24)
  • The “Top 10 List: Things John Should Do With His Spare Time” (80:52):
    • “Get drunk in the shower,” “walk around naked,” “let Satan be your copilot”…

6. Sports: NBA Finals and NCAA Rumors

• [18:12–19:59; 44:56–45:51; 69:12–71:14; 93:24–96:02]
  • Chat about Bob Stoops’ abrupt Oklahoma retirement; speculation on possible NCAA violations, race-based pay rumors, and commentary on NCAA hypocrisy.
  • Lengthy bits about NBA Finals: LeBron v. MJ shoe money, bets, Vegas odds, and Randy the Chipmunk’s wacky sports picks.
  • Gambling advice (use of the term “meerkat clap” for comic effect).

7. Musical Nostalgia and Pop Culture

• [53:05–53:56; 141:36–142:02]
  • Reminiscing about Van Morrison, Billy Squire, Cheap Trick.
  • Sidebar: Billy Squire’s video supposedly tanked his career.
  • Referencing podcasts about music:
    • JD: “Bob, did you listen to that podcast we did last week about music?... it felt good to do.” (141:39)

8. Notable “Character” Segments

- Randy the Chipmunk

- Regular “character” who delivers non-sequitur jokes, gambling tips, and stories (often about “meerkat girlfriends” and “meerkat clap”).
- Example:  
    - **Randy:** “My dangle wee wee's kind of hurt... My Uncle Scooter said it might be meerkat clap.” (41:09)

- Satan

- Satirical “Satan” voice pitches in on everything from drinking (“Good morning, Satan” - 34:58) to political takes on Russia-gate and professional sports.
- **Satan:** “Americans are just going to have to get used to the idea that Russia is the new Britain. They're our friends. You need to like them...” (35:38)

- Rush Limbaugh (Impression)

- Joins in to lampoon the Comey/Trump news:
    - **Rush (Turley):** “I think he's all butt hurt because he got fired. Plain and simple.” (77:28)

- Johnny Football (Manziel-inspired)

- Returns to riff on celebrity, failed inventions, and the Weather Channel audition.

9. Real vs. Fake News: Headline Game

• [123:48–128:04]
  • Bobbo quizzes the cast with headlines (Florida mom lets snake bite baby, man dies after swimming with fresh tattoo, duel law in Canada, Kid Rock subpoenaed for a glass sex toy, emotional support dog bites passenger).
  • Deadpan judgment of “real or fake” with comic commentary.

10. Mortality & Celebrity Death Pool

• [91:23–91:49; 146:39–149:44]
  • Adam West’s death announced; cast riffs on their childhood Batman fandom.
  • A “death pool” game about aging celebrities: Billy Graham, Bob Barker, Doris Day, Glenn Campbell, Ozzy Osbourne, Charles Manson, with Satan opining on their spiritual fate.

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Memorable Quotes

• Bobbo: “First of all, we found out that our country's run by idiots. And that old man that thinks he's on his lawn yelling at kids, what is wrong with him?” (01:11)
• JD: “You would have been a great gay guy.” (02:34)
• Randy the Chipmunk: “My Uncle Scooter said it might be meerkat clap.” (41:09)
• JD: “When you drive these cars, you're ... You're taking the best years of their life. I've heard that enough that I know.” (92:03)
• Satan: “Americans are just going to have to get used to the idea that Russia is the new Britain. They're our friends. You need to like them ...” (35:38)
• Rush Limbaugh (Turley): “I think he's all butt hurt because he got fired. Plain and simple.” (77:28)
• Caller Ruthie: “In your case, it would be finger painting.” (43:35)
• JD: “If it flies, floats or goes to the water park on Tuesday, lease it.” (10:45)
• Bobbo (Top 10 List): “Let Satan be your copilot.” (81:08)
• JD: “You don't make your money when you sell them. You make your money when you buy them.” (64:01)

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Important Timestamps

• Opening/Schedule Setting: [00:12–01:08]
• Political Rants: [01:11–01:44]
• Sex & TV Satire: [02:13–03:57]
• Car Callers & Rapid Fire Bids: [06:20, 07:38, 13:25, throughout]
• Lake Water Park/Stripper Bits: [08:42–09:52]
• Bob Stoops/NCAA Rumors: [18:12–20:03]
• Sports/Gambling: [40:14–41:41], [69:12–70:12], [93:24–95:27]
• Top 10 List: [80:52–81:33]
• Prostate Check Discussion: [121:32–122:20]
• Real/Fake News Game: [123:48–128:04]
• Celebrity Death Pool: [146:39–149:44]
• Listener Stories & Car Values: (Spaced throughout)

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Tone and Style

• Fast-paced, unfiltered, irreverent, and intentionally politically incorrect.
• Southern radio bravado mixed with locker room humor.
• Comic interplay between reality (actual car deals/advice) and wild improv (characters, stories).
• Signature blend of car culture, sports fandom, working-class wit, and chaos.

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For New Listeners

Expect a 3-hour ride: equal parts auto market street smarts, off-color morning radio, and unpredictable comedic dives. The hosts toggle between making real business deals (often ending with “go to GiveMeTheVIN.com”), roasting each other, and indulging in bits that veer from the sly to the jaw-dropping. Bring a thick skin, an appreciation for absurdity, and a willingness to hear where the conversation goes next.

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Note: For your sanity, skip if you want straightforward car talk only — but for listeners who love wacky Saturday morning radio with a Texas twang, this episode is peak Wolfe.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the John Clay Wolf show starring Papa.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Or can't wait.

[Caller/Listener]

We're back.

[Michael Turley]

Michael Turley, starring me.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Saturday, some other guy. J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Ryan. Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday it is Saturday. Another lovely Saturday in the kingdom.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Saturday in the park.

[Michael Turley]

The John Wolf Kingdom.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Drive me to the park, Bitterman.

[Michael Turley]

If it's Saturday, it must be the John Clayton. Hello, everybody. I think we're ready.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm ready.

[Michael Turley]

You seem a little out of sorts, a little edgy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Don't even, don't, don't. First of all, we found out that our country's run by idiots. And that old man that thinks he's on his lawn yelling at kids, what is wrong with him?

[Michael Turley]

You talking about John McCain?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

He's a war hero.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Leave him alone.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

War hero? Then he needs to be put somewhere quiet.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Uh oh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Not in front of a microphone. Him and that other Pat Robertson fella need to be somewhere.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Schumer.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, no. Pat Roberts.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

God's gonna come down and kill us with Alien. The man's nuts.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You need to spank those, dude.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Man, can y' all promise me when I get to that point, and I will just put a pillow over my face and end it. Just end it.

[Michael Turley]

You're two thirds that way this morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm just. Just end it. Stop it. Make it quit.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, man, you're gonna get people down.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Caller/Listener]

My bad.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hey, it's a Saturday. It's 808. Beautiful sunshine.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

J.D.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Ryan, Johnny beach show. Hey, Johnny. I missed, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I missed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I missed my calling. Should have been Johnny beach and done it from, like, Florida and just made that. My, that my thing, right? That been cool. Yeah. Maybe it's not too late. Johnny Beach.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think it would have been gay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Port arousers, everybody. Johnny beach on the wave stations. All the stations up on the beaches are like the wave and the shark and the, you know, the frog.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You would have been a good gay guy.

[Caller/Listener]

J.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Would I been great.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You would have been a great gay guy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I always thought if I had a guy, if I. If I got a acting job like on Modern Family. Because that one, that one got, the heavyset guy is not gay, but he. Boy, does he pull it off, man. I could have done that. So you would.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So in your career search, you're thinking about maybe applying to gay actor.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

But once you do that, you know, who's ever going to take him real seriously in another role later?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Of course, who took Al Bundy seriously? Yeah, but he's bigger now than he was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

But he's still kind of playing the same guy, I think.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is Sophia that hot?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It all depends what you think hot is, Bob.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Does she get your truck tractor started?

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Did she get your motor running?

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. No starter. Trouble at all.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I could skip a few gears, actually, like, float the gears.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that accent, man, how Bundy's still this.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Are those boobs real?

[Michael Turley]

Ah, makes no difference to me, dude. I don't know.

[Satan]

Who cares?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. When you hang them upside down, it looks different.

[Caller/Listener]

They're.

[Michael Turley]

They're real nice.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Dude, that's got so many wrong things with it. When you hang them upside down, I.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Mean, it's like catching a billfish just lost. When you hang them upside down by their ankle, what you got? You know, the bottom. The bottom part's got this weird, unnatural shape. The unnatural shaping shows up. Am I making you uncomfortable, Bob? You look uncomfortable.

[Michael Turley]

We got to get Mrs. Wolf back to town, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You know, when they bury children, they.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Don'T scream as loud.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What the hell is with you?

[Michael Turley]

John's got a new fascination.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Don't fall out of the chair. Oh, my God, dude, seriously, Are those boobs real?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Honey, come here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Come hang yourself down the tree and see.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Take your sho. Me see your feet. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. You know what they say about them feet? Oh, man, them feet are nasty.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, they are.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Only real way to know is to hang them upside down. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Announcer/Producer]

He keeps saying it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

800, 800 radio. It's the John McCain wisdom cabrito.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

John McCain. You know, if you hang people upside.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Down, what did he do?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What did he do? I didn't deny.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, he's just ne. He just rambled like she was on a diffuse. Somebody was asking him different questions than the ones he was answering. There was someone in his head going.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, hey, it's John McCain here, buddy. Oh, it's. We've got John McCain.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What do you think? John, we need to ask you about the president and this whole FBI thing that morning.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Put on your pants.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What was your actual experience with the FBI?

[Michael Turley]

You experience a button fly?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, the FBI. Yeah, the FBI.

[Michael Turley]

President Trump 501s.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Do you have direct knowledge of the meetings between President Trump and the FBI?

[Michael Turley]

Did you wear jeans during your deployment? Were they blue or stripy?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And that's not far from accurate back.

[Michael Turley]

In the revolutionary war.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Was he that out?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did you know Comey is 6 foot 8?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, he's not.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's what it said in the paper.

[Michael Turley]

He's tall, man. Have you seen him standing next to those guys?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I thought he was Jewish. No way.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Next topic.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes, please. Oh, we've hung women from trees. Now we're talking about tal.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know we're not hanging women from trees.

[Michael Turley]

No, there's special equipment for that. Jj.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm saying, like if they'll do a handstand for you, you can tell if they're fake or not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I appreciate.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They look weird. They've got crazy like frame wrinkles. Have you ever seen a car after it's been crashed and repaired, but like the unibody frame has these waves in it? Yeah, same thing. Identical. And they won't pass arbitration either. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's gonna be the weirdest show ever.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello. Hey, this is Bo from Austin.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hi, Bo from Austin.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I have a. I got a truck I want to sell.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, what you got?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2013 Ford F150 Limited.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How many miles?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

13. I don't know what I can do.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

46 leather roof nav.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, leather roof.

[Caller/Listener]

Navigation? Yes. Yeah, it has all navigation. It has actually has red and black leather.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, 402.

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Four.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

13, 46.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

But a little calculated.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

19, 29 grand.

[Michael Turley]

29 grand.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I was going to say.

[Michael Turley]

Were you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I was going to say 29 grand. I was going to say 29, but you really buy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is your mom real? Oh my.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

No kid, I guess you are just.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Go to go to give me if you want to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, I definitely want sell it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Then just go to give me. Go givemethe vin.com load it up. Say, John hit me at 29 grand. He said something about my mom and I definitely want to buy it. And I mean sell it. We'll get it going. Thanks. 800. 800. 7234. 800. Jean, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where you calling from first?

[Caller/Listener]

Texas.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, what have we got?

[Caller/Listener]

Got a 2007 Toyota FJ Cruise.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

34, 000.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, seven. Not 11, is it? Mike, what's that thing like? 20 grand? 35, 000. 18 grand. How much is it, Gene?

[Caller/Listener]

10. Five.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

This is one of yours? 10 five.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

10 five.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What did you in here? 10, five. Yes, I'll buy it. Okay, Gene, go to. Give me. Hang on. I'm gonna put this guy on hold. I want to buy this car before. Can he like, wire us the title through the phone line?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How do I keep this deal together?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Can you send it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Gene, where do you live?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Bring it to us.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do we have a mobile unit where we could go to Gene's house?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Why?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But I want to buy his car.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Now, right this minute.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I like this one a lot.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He really likes it.

[Caller/Listener]

I want you to come get it right now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Where do you live, Gene?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He lives in Hearst. Hearst. There's a lot of strippers in Hearst. Were you wear that, Gene? Do you have. Do you have topless neighbors?

[Caller/Listener]

It's possible.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, no, there are. There are a lot. I think there's a really high penetration of strip workers. Like there's factory workers in general Dynamics workers in this area and Lockheed workers. I think where Gene is, there's a northwest, but there's just a lot of strip club. There's no clubs. Yeah, but they all live there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They live there because it's cheap.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, what I noticed it was at NHR2 on a Tuesday. Oh, yeah, that's the supervised visitation day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're right. That's on 26. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You got to go by supervi. Jean, have you ever been to the water park in north Richland Hills on a Tuesday on supervised visitation day?

[Caller/Listener]

There's a. There's a chance.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Supervised visitation is when all the gals that might night. Not where the court said that they need to be supervised with their kids.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And there's a lot of leg and a lot of tattoos and a lot of this is big hair. A lot of mustangs and Camaros in the parking lot. A lot of eclipses. Even some vets.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

A couple jeeps.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Couple jeeps?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, a couple of jeeps once in a while.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Supervised visitation day at the water park. You could come up with a very entertaining. From what I've heard, if you just want to go to the water park just to see the water, that's the day you go. Gene, I'm gonna put you on hold and we're definitely gonna buy your car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radios with the calling number. What do we got today? Real or fake news? Black, white, Latino or other NBA finals Vegas odds for super bowl. Rush Limbaugh, Randy the chipmunk, J.D. rex, another car.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, shut up. Who put that up there?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The boat Is still for sale.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Shut up.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is the boat really still for sale?

[Satan]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You slept on it. Why don't we just turn it into a floating apartment?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Unbelievable.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Why don't we just do that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Everything works this week, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Unbelievable.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It really is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The best day of my life is the day I bought that boat. The day I sold that boat. If it flies, floats or goes to the water park on Tuesday, lease it.

[Caller/Listener]

Lease it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Least it, Bobbo. I tell you, lease it.

[Michael Turley]

The only way to go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So what happened in your life today, Bob?

[Michael Turley]

I'm having a great time, man. What happened to me personally today?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you know, I've. I've had a buddy staying at the house for a couple weeks.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right. But you said he's pulling all the wool and he's getting. You're getting his side action.

[Michael Turley]

Dude is a magnet.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Michael Turley]

Tony, my friend, Tony T. Is a magnet.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So Tony T gets to stay for free.

[Michael Turley]

Girls, girls, girls. It's like a Motley Crue song. All the time in my house, man. We've drank a liter of whiskey every day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Is he just like model gorgeous or.

[Michael Turley]

Since Memorial Day money?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What's his deal?

[Michael Turley]

He's exactly my age.

[Caller/Listener]

The guy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Now he's.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's a. If you hang him upside down, is it real?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How old are you?

[Michael Turley]

He's Marine corps. He was. He was Desert Storm 1990.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So he's got that going for him.

[Michael Turley]

Good looking guy, talks just like he is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, that's weird.

[Michael Turley]

What are you going to do, Bobbo?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's attractive to women.

[Caller/Listener]

What's for dinner?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No wonder everyone.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to drink some whiskey. You want some?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And Tommy T. Pulls all. He's the dragon slayer when it comes to tail.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, this guy's on his BlackBerry 24 7. They send him pigs. They come on over. I just. I just hang around and watch the action. Man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We had listeners last week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He's on his beeper all the time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We had a female fan from Kingswood send us a topless shot to our John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Facebook page.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean that's. Maybe the Tommy T. Effect is wearing off on us too.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe. I've been talking to her all week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Does not surprise me.

[Michael Turley]

We're communicating.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cherry on top. She has a cherry on the. On the left breast.

[Michael Turley]

Britney.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, Britney. Yeah. So back to Tommy T. How's he getting all these gals he's having to work for him on his BlackBerry.

[Michael Turley]

Dude's just chock full of charisma.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is he? Tripod?

[Michael Turley]

I Don't know. I don't know. But he sure is a magnet. Boy, that's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's a wonderful thing you've asked about men's equipment I'm getting.

[Michael Turley]

My son is going to be 18 next week, and so he's not around the house a lot and it's just me and him. I've been single dad for a long time, so I've been spending a lot of time by myself at house. Right. Tony T comes around. It's a totally different. Totally different wave, man. It's totally different.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Have you picked up any of his side boob? This close. Close. Didn't count. 2012 cross tour. Submitted to the website. Has not heard back or has heard back.

[Caller/Listener]

I have not heard back.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Huh. When did you put it in?

[Caller/Listener]

I put it in two days last week. I did put it in, like Wednesday and Thursday, I believe it was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

When you pushed Go, did it throw you a range number, like, we'll give, you know, X to Y? No, sir, it never was a successful submit. Okay, it's a 12 accord, 57,000 miles. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, it's an Accord crossroad. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What do you. Why are you yelling at me?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm sorry.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Richardson.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right, another one. What do you want? Is this thing like 8, 9, 10 grand? 8, 9, 8, 9. 8, 9, 9.

[Caller/Listener]

No, don't think so.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Maybe that's why the computer didn't talk to you.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Maybe it knew that you were hard to deal with. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I need somewhere around 15 on it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But see, just because your payoff. I know nothing about any of this. But I'm telling you right now, your payoff's 15. 15 grand, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it is not. It's clear. It's free and clear.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why do you need 15? You don't need 15. You want 15. I want a lot of things, too.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd like to buy a truck, so that's what I want to do.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Hey, you see, you've tried to trade it in and they said they give you 11.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I was waiting on you because I listen to you every week.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, let me pull up MMR real quick. Accord V6, 2012. Where's the cross tour? Is it a six cylinder? No. There it is. Is it. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, chord EXL with 50. 57, 000 miles. This is average auction data across the country. 12, 250. Okay, so I'll give 12 grand.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'll give 12. 3.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You'll get 12. 3. What are you doing, Jaden? You'll get 12 3.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

12 3.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, sell it to JD.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But JD. JD's money is going to come about as fast as he sold my boat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, you're gonna need to hold that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Check for a couple years, so I'll give 12 grand.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This check will be quicker.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, so if. If I want to take. If I want to take it to a dealership, I can just. What do I tell them?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I tell them John's given 12 grand. Make sure it's got to go to Jace. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and give me the VIN number. Let me make sure it's got a clean carfax, because if it does not, then it's gonna knock about 1800 bucks off of it. But if it's got a clean carfax, say, hey, John's 12 grand on this car, and I'll go over there to the dealership and pick it up. In and out. You get your text. Thanks, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is this the Nuge?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What'd you think about Bono hanging out with George Bush last Friday week at the ranch? Whenever he spent all the 80s bitching about him and his father.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That was kind of weird, wasn't it? Of all the people to see.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I will sing. Sing a new song. I mean, he's. Think about all the times he's on stage bitching about the bushes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. You wonder what. What that was about. Welcome to the ranch. Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, y' all want to come the ranch?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He doesn't need the PR though. He didn't need them. I mean, why would you do this?

[Michael Turley]

That you n come out ranch, pick guitar for a little while?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, man, we're right there.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's all there is to it. When they're in Houston, they went to a whataburger.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What was that picture, man? And ate water burger.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you like in n out better?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Water burger Me or I water burger by a mile.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I like in and out a lot.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The burgers are okay. The fries are awful.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

800-800-7234 is the call and number. We will be here till noon. Actually, I gotta tell you about. We're not in Austin this morning. We're starting next week. Every time we add new markets, they always screw up the launch date. And so we're starting KVET next week. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Go to givemetheven.com JD Ryan Bobo Turley. We'll be back. Uno momento. 444.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast at John Clay.

[Announcer/Producer]

GiveMeTheVin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail] so Bob Stoops is retiring.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Bob, did you hear that? Oklahoma Bob Stoops is retired.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

In his official prize press release, the reason for his early retirement quote, the boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong. They're too damn skinny and way too long. Well, I must leave.

[Michael Turley]

I agree. How about that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Since that cash me aside, good reason to retire.

[Michael Turley]

Talk about a great long run, though.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Who is this guy?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Fun Soup's head coach. Oh, you Sooner Boomer. Sooner. Great man S. It seems kind of weird, right? You know, season's about to start, all of a sudden you're out. Just wonder if there's a little heat coming towards him. And he saw it ahead. He had different pay plans for different races of players. That's what really happened. Come out Indians get X, African Americans get Y, Hispanics get Z, and white guys get, you know, whatever.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yep.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So it's not the fact that he was paying the players. It's that he was not equal equally paying with in the race.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I don't know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's a bigger problem with the ncaa.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I don't know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And the guys from the, you know, the judge how now from the Indian reservation is who brought it all up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And you want to be part of this competition.

[Caller/Listener]

They're.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They're in 10, 10 piles. S. I got you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Is that what's going on?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, I'm not about paying the players. Everybody knew they were doing that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's not equal. Disbursement of the money based off. Oh, we can get a better deal on that guy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm not a big fan of the ncaa, but everything you just said is illegal, correct? Yeah. Okay.

[Announcer/Producer]

I'm just asking.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, Brian Houston, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. John Judge.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How now I like that one.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have anything to show you. I just wanted to call and tell you how much I love your show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, thanks, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, I've been. I've been listening to you guys since you started here on 94. 5 the buzz. And at first I was a little pissed off because you were taking away my music. But after I started listening to you guys. You guys are right. You're funny, you're honest. A lot of you idiots don't even know what a car is worth. It's really amazing to be.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We caught a lot of heat from Buzz listeners and you know, like the first day we got on the music station Houston, a lot of people were pissed off and the program directors are calling me. Oh, my God, what are we gonna do? I mean, I'll just sing. I'll just sing Led Zeppelin's greatest hits between car bids. How about that? But anyway, I had to hang up on that one. 800-807-2, 3, 4. But I. But it's nice to hear these people coming back around that gave us a shot. And they caught the fever, whatever that is. Caught the flu. I don't think the fevers are. We. We put out more of a flu.

[Satan]

Yeah, we do.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

More of a flu. Destined. A12 Dodge Limited. What's a Limited? The truck.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, so it's not a Laramie, it's a Limited. And it's.

[Caller/Listener]

I believe it's a Laramie Limited.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it a Longhorn?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right. 70,000 miles, leather roof nav, four wheel drive with a Hemi. And it's a 12. Is it 20 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably a little more, but it's about right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I'll buy it. I want to buy it. Where do you live? We have an office at camp Bowie in 30.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So if you don't bring it over here today, I'll give you more than 20 grand. Just bring it over or go to the website and we'll get you paid. Do you have a title or pay off?

[Caller/Listener]

There's a payoff.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How much?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's 17.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, I. I'll go make the payoff for free and give you the difference.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, J.D. i did your floors in 03.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

My floors in my house.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Was he an alcoholic in 03, Dustin, you.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That proves he did my floors.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, Picked up your bottles. CC water back in.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

In the kitchen.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

In the kitchen. Floors. In the house.

[Caller/Listener]

We did your whole house and that. In the house.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You did.

[Caller/Listener]

You did.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You did a great job. Yep.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We promised that we would never talk about Great job. We promised to programming that we would never talk about when JD was on the Russ Martin show because Russ Martin show staff get so mad and start crying and texting around and saying, we're talking name.

[Caller/Listener]

You brought it up, not me.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thank you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He just said, I'm an alcoholic.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. JD's an alcoholic. Dustin, go to givemethe vin.com and just if you want to run it over here, we'll do it in person or if you do it online.

[Caller/Listener]

Either way sound good.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thanks. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They did a great job of that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

JD, I banged your ex wife back in 67.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, those things happen. You and everybody else.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Whoa.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, that's not true.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Before y' all got divorced, so.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, that's true.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

None of that's true.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I need ideas from my listeners of what I need to do. What you need to do with my time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

With your what time?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So men out there, married men.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hey, man, listen.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What would you do if your wife took all of your kids and went to visit the in laws overseas for six weeks?

[Caller/Listener]

Ooh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What would you do yourself? Or what would you do to get her?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Jd, you're being too dramatic.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm just.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You're being a little. Where have you been? In New Orleans in the back side of the French Quarter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's where I go on vacation.

[Satan]

Okay?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm pinned up. Here's my question to my male listeners or female listeners, okay? What should I do? My wife left for five weeks overseas with all the kids, and it's summertime, and I'm sitting here and I've got nothing to do. So what do I do with my time? Oh, Shirley, I tried that. And I mean, you know, it sounded so good on the front side. Then when you got up there, you're like, wow, I wish this would stop. I don't know what to do with my time.

[Michael Turley]

As soon as you run out of Oreos, that's what happens.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I've drank more beer than typical.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You work so hard, you travel all the time. How do you have time for anything other than sleep? I mean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, all my. All my spare time goes to wife kid, and I don't have any wife kids right Now. So I don't know what to do with my spare time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I never knew you had any spare time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, I did. Well, I don't. I did not because it was assigned. But now it's not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There's no me career and read a book.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I have a career. I don't mean I need to figure.

[Satan]

Out what to do.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's more of a seize the day, a carpe diem question.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What do I need to do? Because, you know, how many times is this really gonna happen?

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where like, you get to be a absolute free person for a month.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Paris.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf, and I do buy cars on the radio. I'll be right back.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail] GiveMeTheven.com is the.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Site where we will buy your car. We'll pick it up at your house, too. And if we can't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks. Subhob I asked some listeners while you were out gourding yourself with Cheetos in the green room.

[Caller/Listener]

Over.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that what I was doing?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Okay. What should I do with my time with the family and the wife out of town?

[Michael Turley]

I think there definitely ought to be room for a natty light or two.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

There has been. Here's one. One of these guys says here make Preston. Good morning, Houston. You think we should make beer? Yeah, absolutely.

[Caller/Listener]

John, good morning. Glad to hear you on the radio over here. Anyway, so, yeah, make beer. I own a homebrew store here in Houston. And there's homebrew stores all over the nation, so I'm sure there's one close to you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. What if I want to grow weed? Well, what takes longer? What takes longer? Grow weed or make beer?

[Caller/Listener]

Grow weed. Grow weed.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. 800, 800 radio. Tommy, what do you think we should do, man?

[Caller/Listener]

I say hitch up the boat, grab some some of the bros and go fishing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He said grab some girls and some bros, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

And go fishing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where do we go fishing?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I. I like going to Bbrook. Lake Worth sometimes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Joe, pool.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Go fishing. Tommy online too. Says go fishing. Baba. What do you think, Hannah? What? Hannah. What do you think, Hannah? Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Better idea.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, guys. It's kind of hard. What should I do with my time?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Darling, you look great today.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What have you been doing? You don't look like you've been out doing what you normally. You don't look all road hard and put up wet. You haven't been at the club enough. Hannah's our in house stripper. She comes in, brings us breakfast to the show on Saturday mornings.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi, everybody.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hey.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Look at my babies. I like my shoes. And Britney. We love the shoes. The heels are a little high for this early in the morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh my God, you're right. Are you okay?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I look fine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Sexy 800. 800 radios they call it. If you want to talk to Hannah, I got him at Delmonico's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Idea what John should do now that the family's out for a while. Out of town.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Duh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Go to the strip bar?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, yeah, I guess.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What? I mean, that's so expensive. I think fishing and homebrew might be cheap. Cheaper. You got to look at it this way. You can have a private dance. Yeah. And fall in love for 15 minutes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

For like $150. You can't drink that much beer. Strip clubs are expensive. And you're doing a great service because you're paying a stripper and you're raising. Help. Raise a child. Go down there and raise hell. Have a good time. Listen to Motley Cr. Support. What is it? Support. Interracial romance. You should put a poll in your office. Your help raising an interracial kid from the streets of the inner city. We had a great time. God, I never go to the inner city.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where are you working? Over at Del Monica.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Del Monica.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Del Monica, man. All right. What time does it kick up today? Yeah, I think they're already open.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, yeah, do they ever.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

JD can't get the boat sold. Why don't you and all your stripper friends come out to the lake. We load up the Sea Ray and go out and tie up to buoy and party.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, my God. So much fun. I don't know, but she works. She's gonna be there. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

She liked that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, she liked the idea.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Wait, you see my swimsuit? I was born in it. I stripped her on a boat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, man. That's never happened.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's never, ever, ever.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're breaking new ground.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Happen. Never seen a phone more than four.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Feet without a stripper on it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

See you, Hannah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay. Bye, guys.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Byebye. Keep shaking, jewels. Jules.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

0707 mini Cooper with 24,000 miles. Does it have any engine problems?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it just. It's in our garage. We just use it as a little toy like once a month.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What do you think I should do with my time off? You should go to strip club with poker.

[Caller/Listener]

Go gamble a little bit.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Go gamble. It's like family gambler. I'm really not a. Well, I mean, I gamble on these cars every day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, I know, but as far as.

[Caller/Listener]

Throwing some bets on the Houston nationals, they're on a winning streak.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

This is true.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

7 mini Cooper. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures of that car?

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Yep. Sounds good.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I want to see it. Brian, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, John.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I figured. I figured I'd call and make your day, dude.

[Satan]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to buy your boat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know, I bought that boat on this show two years ago from a guy in Houston sitting on Conroe. Lake Conroe.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, God damn it. That's one. That too.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You can't cuss. Remember that we're on FCC airwaves.

[Michael Turley]

Big dummy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I moved it up to Eagle Mountain in Fort Worth, but, I mean, it cost me a thousand bucks for something to get it up there. I can get it back down there.

[Caller/Listener]

I hear you. I'm not worried about that. What? Do you know what part? I. I shouldn't ask you how much you lost on it, but what would you take for it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

28.

[Caller/Listener]

Without. Without ruin you or me? Too much.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

28,000.

[Caller/Listener]

28,000. What is it again?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's a new box. It's a O2C ray. 280 Sundancer.

[Satan]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

With the generator and twins. And also needs about $3,000 worth of love put on it. The seats need to be recovered. They're starting to crack.

[Caller/Listener]

And, oh, yeah, I already know how much it costs to repair and renew Both.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right, well, if you want it, just go to givemetheven.com, click email. John or JD or JD. JD.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

One sec. Oh, dude. I've been out there 25 times. John can't pay me enough anymore to for what I paid. But it cost me to go out there and fix that boat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

JD Is not a closer. No, you cannot sell a boat that won't. I bought it. I bought it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Did it not start when you bought it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, it did start.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I can't sell a boat that won't start. I hate to say it live on the radio, but I've been out there only twice in four months with people that the actual engines started. Twice.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But every time we go. Because you don't know what you're doing. Oh, dear God.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How about the time you got stuck out there for four hours with your kids? Did you not know what you were doing?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, that was cuz y' all screwed it up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh yeah, somebody else's fault. You psychopath.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cuz y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Dear God.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It did not stop start no it for me about a month ago.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

JD you need every other time out of the 40 times I've been out.

[Michael Turley]

There, you need a couple of natty lot tall boys.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If we go out right now and hit start start, it fires right up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes, it does. Because the mechanics were there yesterday.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They're in the damn tank and it got on the plugs, and that's why it wouldn't start.

[Michael Turley]

It's real simple.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Thank you, mechanic.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Water puts out fire.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Thank you, mechanic.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do that mechanic. The bills on that thing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. You owe him 42, 000, right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's unbelievable.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's okay because you ain't paid him. Yeah, you're part of it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm right because I want to make sure it's right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The second we're gonna go out there.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The third time that we've had the same thing fixed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Somebody burned the starter up. I wonder who that was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Yeah. Because he didn't have it where it would start.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He did.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, he didn't. Is he bitching? I hadn't paid him yet?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What? 1400?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The same 1400 I paid last time, which is the same 1400 I paid the time before, which is a part of the 1400 that was the 2400 the time before. You're right. I haven't paid him yet. I'm kind of waiting to make sure the damn thing keeps starting.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Let's go out after the show. Where are the hoors?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you drink again? You sound like you're ready to drink.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, but I sound like I need a meeting is what I sound like.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If you want to drink, I'll go out there with you.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Eight years of sobriety ends today.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If I could take you, if I can kick you off the wagon.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We're going, we're going.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We are going to Hannah's. We're picking up all the ho. We're going to the lake. JD's drinking again. The guy that did your floors is coming, everybody.

[Satan]

Howdy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And there's my buddy.

[Satan]

I got to hand it to you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I saw him before I went into rehab.

[Satan]

You're doing a great job of negotiating this thing, dude.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good morning, Satan.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So good to see you again.

[Satan]

Forget about meetings, jd, Go out, have a beer.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Enjoy the eight years. Let's do it.

[Satan]

All it's gonna cost you is your soul.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Satan, what have you been doing this week?

[Satan]

And that's the art of the deal. I'm having a great time with the NBA Finals.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This close?

[Satan]

This close to that Steph Curry.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[Satan]

Well, he's pinned up as well after game four.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's the truth about the comey Trump thing?

[Satan]

You know, a lot of people don't realize what's really going on with this thing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No.

[Satan]

Americans are just gonna have to get used to the idea that Russia is the new Britain. They're our friends. You need to like them. You need to like them a lot.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Why? This is Satan saying it.

[Satan]

You know, Putin and I have a bit of an agreement.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There we go.

[Satan]

We made a bet. It's kind of like the Book of Job.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, we'll get you on the flip side. We've got a heart out at the top of the hour, Satan. Even you can't control that.

[Michael Turley]

He's convinced that Chris Cornell and Tupac are still alive and working on a new album. Album of duets. He's not judgmental about Bill Maher's choice of words for not wanting to work in the fields of Nebraska because he'd rather stick a fork in his nuts than work in the fields of Nebraska. He takes his kids out to dinner every Friday night in the grocery aisles of Costco for all the free samples they can handle.

[Caller/Listener]

Mmm.

[Michael Turley]

Cordon bleu. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Announcer/Producer]

And your mind is not your own.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Lolly is a night when there's no left to go. Billy Squire is better. His legacy's bad but his time here on Earth was good. Yeah, it's just a well produced song right there. That damn brought me tonight with him wearing those pink pants. It ruined it, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Let it go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, he could have. I think he could have had a better ending if he would been caught like with a seventh grade girl.

[Michael Turley]

Picture a world without Billy Squire in the world.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Kyle, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey there, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How you doing?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Bethlehem? Go Eagles.

[Satan]

Jesus.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Are you Eagles fan?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm a Raiders. Raider nation, baby.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, then you're gonna have fun in Vegas.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I can't wait for that even to be built, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Somebody called earlier and said WZZO was off the air.

[Michael Turley]

Are we.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Are we up there in New York? New Jersey, Pennsylvania?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't believe.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, did you just call. Did you just call in or did you hear us live this morning up there?

[Caller/Listener]

I heard you live and I figured I'd.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good, good, good, good. Wait, just. Someone called and said the station went blank like it screwed up. So you heard us a minute ago? 2014. Scion FRS. It says SRS, but you mean FRS. Is it the Monogram or the Coop or the. Or the Coupe?

[Caller/Listener]

Coop.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

34,000.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is Billy Squire straight or homosexual?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm too young for that, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How old are you?

[Caller/Listener]

All right, brother.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How old are you?

[Caller/Listener]

25.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, you don't know who Billy Squire is?

[Caller/Listener]

Wow. I've heard of him. I don't really care whether he's gay or not.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't care if he's gay or not, either. I do. I sound like I care. I'm not judging anyone. I just wanted to know for the record, because he got that reputation with this stupid video at the end of the 80s. And I was wondering what your opinion was. But since you were just a stupid sperm at the end of the 80s, nobody knows. 34,000 miles. 14 grand. Next car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're a stupid sperm. Good morning, Randy. How are you, brother?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Gotta love Billy Jones, you know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Turley, did we do Randy's sports bit at the end in the fourth hour last week? I think so. Do you remember? I think Randy joined us then. Yeah. Okay, we need. I. I think it was pretty funny, Randy. I think that the listeners Would enjoy hearing about your gambling.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Your gambling. Gambling problem. You have a gambling problem? Face it. Didn't you talk about it all the time?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can I tell you something?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

800. 800 radio is the call number if you want your car bed.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just between us.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Just between us.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Or Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Why? Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, not like regular Sunday morning. Drain the whiskey hard pee hurt. It was like a. I think I'm coming down with something.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What did you do to it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well.

[Caller/Listener]

Well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Keep this under your hat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Under my hat?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me and Sharonda been having problems, you know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause I'm making a lot of bet money. Hand over Paul.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

With the NBA playoffs, you're making money on the betting?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What'd I say? Cavs in game two. King James triple double record fails in game six. Okay, so for game nights, I've got a tree full of friends and fellow prognosticators.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, how they're better all hanging around.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Drinking beer and smoking Camels and having.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

A hell of a good time up.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

In the tree, rooting against the spread.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My Lord. It's all nuts and dollars, baby. And she's getting all indignant about cleaning up the place. Well, yeah, you know, Can I bring a little cash flow in here, honey? Hey, she wants all kinds of shoes and DVDs and chicken cordon blues in the refrigerator. Like, just help a chipmunk out, damn it. So she's been staying with her mama and them.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay. Because of your bedding and your kids carrying on with your friends.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I met a girl named Clarissa.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, you're cheating.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She's a meerkat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

She's a what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Meerkat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Meerkat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's got a new girl named Clarissa named. She's a meerkat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, she's exotic dancer over at the zoo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're gonna be in so much trouble.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And between you and me, she likes to get it on. But I noticed last couple days, my dangle wee wee's kind of hurt. And when I go to tt, I'm getting a little bit of like kind of a pinchy feeling down there. So my Uncle Scooter said it might be meerkat clap.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I didn't know there was that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the direct cranberries stay away from exotic animals.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, your Uncle Scooter, if it's the same one from Weatherford, he knows all about it. He's a walking clap.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know, I know. But I just can't quit her.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You can't quit her cuff, man. She's gonna take your money. She's gonna ruin you, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what they say about the meerkat clap?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, what are they saying about it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It will eat your ass.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Didn't know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, I gotta run. Clarissa's having a discreet early lunch at Applebee's.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Two for 20, baby. Come back afterwards and tell us about your gambling. I want to hear more about your. Your bets. Who's going to win the game?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ching, ching. Game five. Game five, Calves.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cavs.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's the best bet to make on the Game 5? Cavs?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Game 5. Cavs is a good long shot. You. What is it, Charlie?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I believe it's like they're five and a half. No. Yeah, right. Six points. Oh, nine. Wow. It went down a little bit after the game, though.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's why take $50, you're just gonna throw it away anyway. Put it on the calves.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, it calves.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't even worry about spread.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Ruthie, good morning. You're on the way. Ruthie, good morning. You're on the air. Ruthie, good morning. You're on the air. Ruthie, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hello?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hello?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Boy, you could take up.

[Caller/Listener]

You could take up acrylic painting.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Acrylic. Ruthie's answering the question, what should I do with my time since my whole. My wife and kids are out of town for a month? Acrylic paint.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Take up acrylic painting and make your life something nice. In your case, it would be finger paintings.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What? A chick thing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, all right. This is an idea. This is an idea.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Go to some Barbara Streisand movies.

[Caller/Listener]

Where.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where you calling from?

[Michael Turley]

Ruth, can I just say, paint this.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, be nice to Ruthie. Be nice to Ruthie. Finger painting, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I said acrylic painting. But in your case, it would be finger painting.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, 800-800-7 2, 3.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I recommend painting with a twist. Where you get the drink?

[Michael Turley]

She's trying to talk dirty to you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's a true place.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is she trying to talk dirty?

[Michael Turley]

I think she's trying to talk dirty to you.

[Caller/Listener]

She's flirting.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, she's flirting.

[Michael Turley]

She said it twice.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The girl that sent us a picture of her boobs on the. The Facebook show page. Jungle Facebook show. You've been talking to her this week?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you bet.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I knew you would. I knew you would. I knew you would.

[Michael Turley]

She's. She's way far away.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

John said it like, three seconds after that picture came in. Bubba's gonna hook up here.

[Caller/Listener]

He did?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, I haven't.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did you drive to Austin yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Wherever it Was.

[Michael Turley]

We're just talking.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We're just talking. Start with a nude shot and then you start getting to know each other.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Have you asked her to come visit you? Yes or no? Be honest.

[Michael Turley]

We talked about hanging around.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's what I have.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

God almighty. If you want to date with Bobbo, go to our Chocolate Wolf show Facebook page.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Look his way. Yeah, just glance.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Just. Just brag on him. That's the best way to get his attention. Tell him how much you love his voice and how much you love his bits and how he cracks you up. And then he'll buy you things. He will. He will. And he's got that damn squirrel with him. He's in his right pocket. Yeah, that squirrel travels with him.

[Michael Turley]

By your natty light, tall boy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio so the Cavs won last night, big. I really figured in the fourth quarter Golden State would come back with their depth, but they did not. They kept it. Was it a 20 point spread? It was right there. Yeah, they killed him there. It was good. Now, last year in the NBA Finals, did the Cavs. Was it the exact same situation? Was it sudden death all the way through? Well, at this point, they weren't down 3, 0. They were down 2, 3 to 1. 3 to 1 came back. Yeah, but it was like two games. They lost like the first two, then won one and then down three one and then they came back. So this would be. And this is. It would be historic because I don't think it's ever happened in NBA. It'd be sudden death all the way through. Oh, yeah, it is now. Yeah. Now put LeBron up there. Everybody's wanting to compare him with MJ. I mean, I'm telling you, until LeBron makes a fraction of the money off of his shoes that MJ has made, that Jordan has made, there's no comparison. Jordan has made like 100 times more money selling shoes than he has been a basketball player.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He was the best branded athlete ever and will be ever. Bo was pretty good until he got hurt. Yeah. But M.J. in general, did they make.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

More money, you think, in sponsorships over the years? Some mean like somebody like Tiger woods, let's say, if he hadn't screwed up, would make more money that Tiger Wood.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How did he screw up?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What he do wrong? Nothing. Nothing at all.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What did he do wrong?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Look what he do. What do you think he did wrong?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know. I mean, he got. Got his drink on, he got his smoke on.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. All the things you're going to be doing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He got, he got beat up by his angry.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The top 10, by the way, the top 10 list this morning at 10:00'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The top 10 things John should do with his spare time now that the family's out of town.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, that's. I'm excited. By Casey, Case and Wayne.

[Satan]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John, you know, you know what you can do? You can run down to Austin this weekend and go to the big bike rally.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, I've got a friend down there. He sent me a picture this morning. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. How many bikes are down there? What, what's the bike we were supposed to start in Austin this morning on kvet.kvat. every time we start, start a new market, man. We're on like 16 now and we're fixing to start three more.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And every time we're supposed to start, they screw up every time. Well, next weekend we start on caveat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And that's why we're being a little raunchier this morning because we're starting on country next week again and we got to be, we got to warm into it so we don't freak them out. Yeah, yeah. This is the sin show. Next week is the church show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I gotcha.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, dang it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I know it. Everybody likes the Central 07 CTS Sport with 40. It's got 40. It's got leather. Does it have a sunroof plane?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it doesn't have a sunroof.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

40 is pretty good on the clock. On the miles. I think it's a five grand car.

[Caller/Listener]

How much?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Five, five. It's a old body style, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but it's only got 40,000 miles. I know lady own this car.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, but I mean, I mean if it was a new body style. Well, how much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it, I don't know. Double that easy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But see that's that, that, that, that's the new body style money. And I, I gave nine grand for a 70, 000 mile one. An 08 or an 09 cts but it's just a whole different ball of wax.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct, Correct. You buy motorcycles?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No. Yes, I do. But you got to go to give me the vin.com and we'll shoot them over to our motorcycle guy. We buy motorcycles and we buy [e-mail] and we just assign them. We have a, a in house RV buyer and an in house motorcycle specialist. 800. 800-723-48008.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Been a crazy morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Radio. It's all in good fun.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, it's high energy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

High energy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're giving me the vapors.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The vapors. Speaking of strippers.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Speaking of. Yeah, why not? You know, that's what we were talking about.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We're getting it all out right now because next week we're starting on that new country stuff and we got to be clean.

[Michael Turley]

Where is it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Do we know?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

In Austin.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, that's kvet.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, it's big, big, big. It's like number three in the market.

[Michael Turley]

We gotta. You say we got to be clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You just don't want to go into somebody's house, start pissing in the plants, you know, Wait a minute.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There's a new. The top 10 list go in people's houses and pissing the plants.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know, you don't want to get so drunk you start peeing in the. In the backyard during the party. You got to walk in. Yeah. Next week. We need to be, you know, a little. We can be funny, but we don't need to be doing what we're doing right now.

[Michael Turley]

We didn't do anything like, I mean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know, it's just. Remember, it's country. They warm into us quickly. But when you go into these country stations, we're quite an abrupt. I mean, it's like going into church and listening to the Soul Train. It's, it's. It's not the format. It's a bit of a format adjustment.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're saying country listeners are a little more churchy?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, no, I'm saying those country, especially the classic country listeners are the exact, exact same listeners that are on the classic rock stations.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I remember what my mama said to me.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But the programming. Oh, the program director.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Program director.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm not even. No, no. The listeners would rather hear it. The people in the building are who get nervous.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Gotcha. Gotcha.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So did you know that in this June is 11 years on the air doing this show?

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know what we're gonna do? DJ Prek. God, what time is it? At 11:30. At 11:00', clock, I want you to go down to 711 and get us a twelver of Natty Light Tall Boys. Okay. I have to wait till then, but. Yeah, this is our celebration show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's five o' clock somewhere.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. This is 12 years. It was 11 years. 11 years since I started this crap.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Wow.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

With Scotty Preston. Wow. Okay. What were we saying, bub?

[Michael Turley]

On the Outlaw. Yeah, I don't think we've been there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Back it up. A little bit for country. For country programmers are the same people that go to see Jimmy Buffett. And believe me, they.

[Michael Turley]

They party like they're assigned.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Crazy, right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This weekend, Jimmy's in Frisco, Texas, and people started partying on Thursday, July 1.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cleburne, Texas, air show. Jean, Susie. That's where I keep my airplane. Yeah, it's right up. I love these guys at the Cleburne Airport, but. July 1, Jean, Susi. Big Air Show, Cleburne, Texas. FY. I told him I'd give me a show. I think I'll be there too. We might set up a tent there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Any act.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So we know all kinds of stuff.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

All the cool stuff.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If you Google it up, I. I'll plug it some more.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay. It's Cleburn Airport.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cleburn Airport.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

KCPT is the official call signs.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Don't let your wife catch as burgers psa.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's that about, Mom?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, programming. Yeah, they. They get. They've assigned me a talent coach from. From my heart.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, I heart.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. I haven't met him yet. I haven't. I haven't met my new life coach, but he's gonna get me straight. So I'm also bending up before I meet that guy, cuz, you know, it's like going one more round before you go into rehab.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Right, right, right, right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So I'm. Today's my day, guys.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nobody goes to REH sober.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We'll be back in just.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolfe Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Van Morrison is underrated.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. Moon Dance. God, I love that song.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Caravan. That's what. This isn't it? This is probably his best song. Probably. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon. Brad.

[Caller/Listener]

Brad.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Brad. Brad. Brad's got a Hellcat with 200 miles. Hey, Brad, I want to talk to you about this car. I want to understand something, cuz I. I've bought and sold a lot of these. Are you there? Yeah. Why do you, why do you guys only put like 200, 800, 1200 miles on these cars? Everyone I've had is like that.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I won the car, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So how'd you win it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Where did you win it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's been customized by Gas Monkey Garage.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Did you win in the raffle?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hang on, let me look in the book. Gas Monkey Garage other. That's a $3,000 deduct. Go ahead.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm sorry. No, it's fine. Where did you win is what JD's asking you.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I won it from the Texas Lottery.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Really? Like a scratch and win or something?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely, yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

When was that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Never met anybody that want to scratch and win. Wow, that's cool, right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I never saw a car in the Texas lottery.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, basically I turned in a ticket that I lost on and they, they took four of us to get to the garage, open the door and I was standing in front of the door with the car in it. So.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's black with. It's got green stripes down it. It's got tan leather interior.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it an automatic and a sunroof car?

[Caller/Listener]

It's automatic in a sunroof?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes. Good. Does 50 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I probably. I mean, I don't have anything invested in it, so.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I do. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Sugarland, Houston.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, well, we can come by Monday with a chance check for 50 dimes if you got a title. If you want to go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say John offered me 50 grand. Here's the title, here's the car, here's my driver's license, and then we'll get it set up in logistics and they'll be there Monday with a check to pick it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll go there right now.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's a Challenger, not a Charger, right?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a Challenger.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Correct. Because chargers are worth less.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's a Challenger.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, I'll buy it and take all the Gas Monkey stuff off of it. Thanks, Brad. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. They're having trouble Selling that Copa Camaro. They bought a bunch of them from General Motors, branding them up Gas Monkey. And my understanding was they're not moving. They've got several left.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They're so hip, aren't they?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think that. I think Richard is known as a great entertainer. People like his show. Yeah, but the people are really in that he.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He's not really in the car.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's not the car guy that he. That he perceives him to be.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's the viewers that like him, not the actual people, not the consumers. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The. The diet, the. The real car enthusiasts kind of see past it. Okay. Aaron Kaufman was a great builder. Is a great builder, and he's a friend of the show. Richard's a TV guy. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I get it. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There are characters on television, and then there are real people.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's no Carol Shelton.

[Caller/Listener]

Be.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Gotcha.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Simple enough Y13 compass with a bucko five. Ryan, where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Allentown, Pennsylvania. Does this. Wzzo. Does this car have any rust? Probably not if it's a 13.

[Caller/Listener]

No. No, it does not.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Leather, cloth. It scares me. You don't know. When you have to think about it, that means it's someone else's car.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, my fiance.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, is she average, rough, or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry. You're freaking up.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is she average, rough, or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Now, what about the Jeep? I think it's a 5,6 gr. It's a 7,6 7 grand rig. It's got 100,000 miles on. It's up ugly. It looks like Fido. It looks like a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine. It's the ugliest car Jeep's ever made. It's mild out. It's probably got a big payoff. It's worth seven grand to the note guys. And we'll give it go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Cow's butts sewn up with a great pun.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Grape pun. I'm gonna write that down because the.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Guys up in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, probably have never heard that term.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Gonna get that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Probably need to. To clean that up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What could you do? What would be. What would be the equivalent?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You're on the Chisholm trail, JD what.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Would be the equivalent? New Jersey. I mean, Bobble might know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It looks like a blue fish that's been gaffed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I got you. Okay, that's good.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800.

[Michael Turley]

Gaff. Me, Daddy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Rush Limbaugh. We're fixing to have to go to break. Are you still on Iced in.

[Michael Turley]

Always looking for my chance to make an impact.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We've got 30 seconds left. Can we. Can we get to you in a minute?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Little tease.

[Michael Turley]

I've got nothing else going on today. I'm just enjoying a couple of Percocets.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

DJ Pre K just brought me a Natty light.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Actually, make 40s in Natty Light. This is like a two liter bottle of beer. You know, I've never seen that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know if today is our Is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Thank you. No, don't give me.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know if today is our. Is our 11th anniversary. I know it's. It's the month of our 11th anniversary.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Falling off the wagon for Natty Light, that's for sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's not a tall boy. It's a photo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Whatever it is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where's the brown bags? Dj, if we're gonna do it, let's do it right. Black plastic bags. Yeah, that's how they do it in the hood.

[Caller/Listener]

The hood.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Now the hood when you're buying multiple ones. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Black plastic bag, not brown singles. You get the brown bag.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you smoke menthol cigarettes? Well, like Newports, Yeah, when I was a smoker. Hell yeah. But, you know, they're going up in price. DJ Pre K is the whitest black man. I mean, the blackest white man you'll ever on this side of. Of north side. Either poke shots or cools, man. Okay, we'll be back in just a minute.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What do you think?

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Michael Turley]

Sell off your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234. Or online at givemethevin.com to sell us your car.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good morning. Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston, the Gulf shores, all the way to almost like Gulfport, Mississippi. You know, we're on four stations or five stations down the whole coastline, really? Yep. If you look at it, we really are. We cover. It's all right if you love me oh, it's Randy. Randy singing the blues.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's all right if you don't.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Not afraid of you running away Shanda.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Shawanda. That's a hell of a name for a chipmunk girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Her daddy was a squirrel.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah. Oh, she's not. She's not a purebred chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, it's all right. It's 2017, you know.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get past it, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right. Especially in Houston. Did you know Houston is the most. Most cultural, diverse market market in the United States now?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Says somebody. Grant, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Cedar Hill.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cedar Hill.

[Caller/Listener]

Cedar Hill.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Home of the Longhorns. Three or four time state champions.

[Caller/Listener]

That's it, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Joey McGuire was on my football team in high school. Yalls coach.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. Coach McGuire.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, he's done. He's done good. Okay. A 16 CRV with 7, 700 miles Charlie. What year model were those CRVs that I lost about 5,000 on, I believe. 16. I know exactly what this car is worth. Yes, you do. I bought six of them in a row, and I lost about five grand on six of them in a row.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Ow.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I was wrong.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I. I gave too much.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I made a mistake.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But that's me when I go to sell them. If I gave too much, I'm gonna blow them out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm a lover.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is this a cloth or leather rig?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a cloth.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Have the good wheels or the little cheap wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's got the good black and chrome wheels.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Does 16 grand buy it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

21.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Dude, I'm telling you, I thought I gave too much for mine. Yours is a killer. I'd lose that much on the one. No, it's not. Is that. Was that what your payoff is? Yeah, yeah, I gave. I gave 18. No, I gave 19 five for six of them. And I hauled them up here from Louisiana and I sold them all for 19,000 in a row last Tuesday, and they had under 5,000 miles on them.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So that is the money. There's no question what your car's worth. There's one car I know what's worth this week? It's that one. And I will get. I will give. I will give 185 for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Nah, I can't do that, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, it ain't me, baby. It's you. It's a you problem because I'm all over it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Winner of the week. Did you have a big one?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We had a Bronco that the customer, when we got it in, it had a for sale sign on it. It said 2500.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And we gave 4000 for it. And when I looked at it, I was like, you know, that makes you want to ask sometimes. What's it take to buy them right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Before you buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And mixing. The manager's like, man, I want to keep it. I want to keep it. I'm like, no, you sell it. I said, these cars. I saw an old Blazer K5 do real well the other day in 87. And this was a 94 Bronco, but it was clean. Had 100 on it. Real clean.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And it did 7250.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So you sold it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's awesome.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know, you blow five grand out out one ear, and then you make three grand on another.

[Michael Turley]

Tell you, jd, of all the wise things that the Wolf has said, that really had an impact in my life.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

The top one. Number one on that list.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

You don't make your money when you sell them. You make your money when you buy them.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

There's no.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No doubt when you buy them.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I damn sure didn't make my money when I sold those CRVs. That was tough.

[Michael Turley]

That what they stole from us that time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

But, man, the guy was willing to sell it for 2500. You sold for 72. That's great, because that's what it's worth.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, it was. It's. It what? The reason she was a widow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And she was selling for her husband. But it's one of those cars. Every once in a while, you catch a crease on something. That's like coming back in popularity. Sounds like good, because 94 is not that old. But it's not right there at the end of the O.J. deal.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And it. They're coming up. That's all. But really, I mean, the guys in our lane didn't want to give it. It was the simulcast. It went to Chicago.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Wendy's. Yeah, I went to Chicago, and that guy had bought a 73 Pontiac Grand Prix from us. Was that what year it was? Turley? Remember that Old. Yeah, it's like a 73. And that guy in Chicago had bought that car and he got it in. He's like, wow, this is nice. So he started watching Arlane on simulcast. And that's how we've built up our dealer world at the auction is we got people all over the country buying from us because they like our cars, they know we sell them and. Da, da.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But, yeah, so when I buy your car, you know, I might make a thousand on. I might make lose a thousand on it. I don't know. We average 300 a car and I know everybody says, oh, that's bull. No, it's not over.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's over time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, no, it's not a quick amount of time. It's right now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I just mean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, yeah, we work an average. I mean, would you spend $20,000 or $40,000 on a car to make 300 bucks? Hell no.

[Satan]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But that's what we do in volume.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Speaking of the OJ thing, you brought it up momentarily. While you're talking about, have you seen the new Dave Chappelle thing that's on Netflix?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I saw the Texas one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, no, no, it's the. It's the. He's. It's like an hour and a half in California. He's in what's Her Name Comedy club. Anyway, it's in la. First time he's been in. Yeah, first time he's been in LA in 10 years. And he talks about that, but he talks about meeting OJ Three times. It is hilarious. It is so fun. I couldn't turn it off last night.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So good.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's on Netflix.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's on Netflix.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's still the new one. And he was in Cal. He was in LA for the first time in 10 years.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Will, what's your payoff on your Kia? I'm going to start with that, cuz a lot of times you guys are buried in these Kias.

[Caller/Listener]

About 12,000.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yep. You're buried in the Kia. Do you have a lot of money to buy your way out of it? What you say, do you have like 5,000 in the bank to. To pay the loan down?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm fixing to.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You're going to have to because you're a little tanked in it. It's not me. I'm not trying to be smart. Smart, Arch, but It's just the 80,000 mile Kia sedan. You know, I'm just off the top of my head. It's. It's 7,8000. I need to see it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just trying to get an idea.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and our system will bid it right there automatically, immediately. Dealers, Dealers. New car dealers. If you want our tool on your website, we've finally finished it. It's ready to go. If you want JD's tool.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, baby.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Go to givemetheven.com and click on email jcw.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Extra bandwidth.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Email jcw. We have a. We've got our technology where we can embed it into your website and bid the cars for your customers. Go straight to. Go straight to your CRM. Anyway, new car dealers. I don't want to bug the public with all the details, but. Hang on. God damn it. I'm trying to tell them something.

[Caller/Listener]

God.

[Michael Turley]

Where are you going to embed your tool again?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's what I was saying.

[Michael Turley]

No, because JD thought it too, because he looked right at me.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

D. On their website.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, is that what they're calling it now? Your website?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Just forget it. Do car dealers. If you want our bidding tool, it's way better than Kelly Blue Book, it's way better than Black Book, and it's. It's 750amonth. Oh, you people. You people. Tyler. At 05, Ram Gas, 45,000 miles at average. Rougher clean cream. You're not going to embed your tool on this one, are you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Deep in the website.

[Caller/Listener]

What was that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Nothing. Is it a short bed or a long bed?

[Caller/Listener]

Long bed.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's a long bed. Is it an ST or an slt?

[Caller/Listener]

St.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I knew it. Were you, like, calling from, like, the sticks? Is this a ranch rig? Where are you calling from? Up north or. Amarillo. I feel it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Pennsylvania.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. You Yankees and these damn long bed gas work trucks. Is it rusty?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right. You sure? Maybe a little bit.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's pretty clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, it's a Dodge. It's been running around the salt roads all its life. The odds of it having rust on it are about as much as Shanda, Randy's girlfriend, having. What's that stuff called?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, what the hell?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You mean the meerkat cap clap? The meerkat clap.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's worse for a girl. Chipmunks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, it is?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Does seven grand buy it? Tyler, go to the website and load it up. I don't want to talk about a rusty old rig on the. On the air. It's. It's too hard to do. Even though he says it's not rusty. Rusty. Speaking of rust.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is that where we got your name? Rusty? I never thought about that from up north?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My name is Randy. Rusty's my.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Rusty's his buddy. There is a Rusty involved in the chipmunk world.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, Randy. So who's gonna win the game? Tell me some stats. Game four on the NBA.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cavs won game four. Game five's coming.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

When you say calves, I don't think people can understand what you're saying. Cavs. The Cavaliers.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cavaliers.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Cavaliers.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what? Cavaliers. That's like a knight in shining armor, all right? They're badass.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So you're putting all your money on the Cavaliers?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Not all my money. I'm gonna. I'm gonna hedge that on the spread for warriors at game five.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay. I don't know what that Cass will.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Probably lose it by six. But you can bet Kaz for game five right now. I mean, if you got 50 bucks.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're just gonna throw it away. And that'd be like tallboys and Domino's Pizza. Anyway, put it on the Cass. To win game five, you have to.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Pay off this for that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What is the payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Twelve hundred dollars? That's big change.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Daddy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You are out of control. Yeah, your betting is out of control. Hey, man, you gotta make a living.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a bad old world, but you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Have a problem with it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You are.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You know, you bet too much.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I bought me a nickel plated 32. So when I walk around, I don't have to worry about somebody stealing my nuts or my money.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's your monk or the gun. Gun.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, you'll see it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You sure?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, let me see it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'll show it to you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, look at there. Boy, that is pretty.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The chipmunk kid. Now I'm a badass.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's actually smaller. How did you get a smaller gun to feed? That's wild.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know. I just walked into Walmart and bought it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I don't think they saw 800. 800-7234 is the call in number. 800800 radio top 10 at 10. What is the top 10?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Top 10 things John should do with his time now that the family is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Out of town for a month.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Top 10 things. Yeah. least.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's still a month.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's like three. Three more.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Three more weeks. So we got to find the top 10 things you can do with your spare time now that you have it that used to spend with the kids and wife.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hard out. We'll be right back.

[Michael Turley]

He'll fire an employee if there's even a hand of the being exposed as an Indecisive ninny. Because that's what being the boss really is. Chivalry is making sure she has enough fuel for the lawnmower, the weed whacker, the hedge clippers and the pressure washer. You're welcome, honey. He ends all telephone conversations with a dial tone because that spells goodbye. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink my beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show brush.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Rush Limbaugh.

[Michael Turley]

Florida of the Morning to you, Mr. Wolf.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, Rush, I want to grab this car real quick. James, is this F150A two wheel drive? James, again, is the, is the truck a two wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Four wheel drive, but it's a super. Is it a super crew or super cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, super cab.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So it's an extended cab. They don't bring nearly as much. It's weird how the difference and remarketability on the extended cabs versus the four doors. Anyway, it's an XLT or, or sxt.

[Caller/Listener]

XLT.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. 15, 9,000 mile, four wheel drive, super cab cloth. It's but 9,000 miles. I'm thinking 20 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, not quite there.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Kelly blue book showing 27.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, but Kelly, Kelly blue balls will leave you hanging. She never delivers. So. I understand. So what's it take to buy it? I mean, I can come up with a book that says 37. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Nah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm firm too. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Hey, Basset, I like this M3. I like them a lot. I'd rather do it online though, since it's a little bit older and it has more miles. Can you load it into givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Listener]

I can do that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How do I, how do I pronounce your name? Basma is what it says here.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's correct.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Basma Talib, you must be calling from Houston.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Of course, of course. It is the. It is the melting pot of the world now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Diverse capital.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is this car, is this car nice.

[Caller/Listener]

Do what?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it nice or is it kind of rough?

[Caller/Listener]

My car? No, it's clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good, good, good, good. I'm doing real well with M3s. I like M3s. Go to givemethevin.com 08 M3 with 85. I want to buy it, but I'd rather see the pictures and pull the VIN and look at the history and all that stuff then just pop off on the air. I want to hit you. Right. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, definitely. I can do that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thanks. Hang on. I gotta grab this one too. Real quick. Rush. Hold on. Rush. Just hold. You've been waiting for forever. Brett, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good morning. This is Brett at the Porsche store in Baton Rouge.

[Caller/Listener]

Brett, Porsche, Audi, Porsche.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do y' all sell more Audis or Porsches?

[Caller/Listener]

We sell a lot more Audis in Porsche. And we're actually gonna be in our new store by July 11, so if anybody wants some great deals, come see us. I gotta plug myself real quick.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

There you go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well done.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Gonna do a red tag so on 911s.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, I bought it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey. I bought a GT3 yesterday. I had him take it straight to our. Our holding pin in Lewisville. Cuz I didn't want it at the office. Cuz you know, I drive it this weekend. You know I'd screw it up. You know I'd screw it. Huh?

[Caller/Listener]

I got your new driver right here.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2014 Land Rover Range Rover HSE 6700. I think my Porsche manager might have called you the other day. I think. I think you want to talk about what the payoff is. I think the payoff might be too high on this.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He and I talked about it and I asked him what's he going to do when it runs across the block and brings 48 grand. So I'm just going to. I'm not going to sell it. I'm like, okay. So did it run across the auction block?

[Caller/Listener]

We have? And it's actually sitting back. He's been in California training and I've been trying to lay it down. That's been working. I think we're in a. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You just overpaid for it a little bit. I mean, we do it all the time.

[Caller/Listener]

I do have one, but. Yeah, I would just. I wanted to rerun that one by you. But I do have one for you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Something would love to have.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's here right now. It's a 2008 GMC Yukon SLT105,000 miles.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Captain's chairs. Need the windshield.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You navigation.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Sunroof. Y What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White. White and co. Twelve grand.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Twelve. Five.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Still work. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

I hear you. I heard somebody call in from Pennsylvania earlier. Huh? Boy, you all over the place.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, we're on a lot of stations. We're actually. I think we're adding three next week if everything goes down right. Tulsa, Oklahoma, KM Mod, the Classic Crocker, Austin, Texas, Cavet, a country stick, and then San Antonio sports talker. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Ready with that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thanks, Brett. Let me know on this truck.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, hey, real quick. If anybody wants us to overpay for trades, guess what? Come to the Porsche side because we got a manager over there. Too much in them.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. What do if. If you want to quit screwing that up all the time. Do you want my dealer tool on Deepen embedded in your website?

[Caller/Listener]

I know you've been asking me. Yeah, I'm gonna get it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. It sounds like he needs it deeply embedded. Sounds like he needs the tool pin up.

[Michael Turley]

Brett's cool, man. Brett's really cool.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Rush, I think we're gonna talk to you. And I'm sorry I've been putting you on hold. Rush. First things first.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's.

[Satan]

I'm fine.

[Michael Turley]

John, what's going on? I am, if nothing else, professional.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes, you are always ready.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So what is the takeaway from the comey?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God, look. Did you see old Slippery Jim Comey on the television?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Slippery Jim.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's all butt hurt because he got fired. Plain and simple.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It sounds after watching it that. I mean, really, the. The takeaway is this is why I fired the guy.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. Why does it. He should just have a couple of Percocets.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He kind of became an exit interview.

[Michael Turley]

Calm the hell down. Just get over it. Maybe a bit of fine scotch whiskey.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'll do it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All of that was about hope. I hope that you overlooked this. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Microwave a cordon blue or two.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The whole thing was just bizarre to watch. You thought, okay, this is really going to be. Boy, we're going to get some stuff.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think the Democrats were at the sports bars, like watching the super bowl, waiting for this to be one of my dragon slayer.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, just. Just look.

[Caller/Listener]

Look.

[Michael Turley]

They're flailing with excitement over this thing. I think they've got it a little bit over keyed. Even I, El Rushbow.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Got the boot from Monday Night Football once. We all get fired sometimes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You did get fired.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't even know why.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, I do.

[Michael Turley]

But I mean, it ain't show friends. It's show business. And my indispensable show preparation sometimes lends itself to a concentrated flight of ideas approach.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Very nice.

[Michael Turley]

Would you agree?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Because it doesn't matter what we say. People tune in because of who we are. Okay, here's the excellence in broadcasting network.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Trying to follow like there's some kind.

[Michael Turley]

Of ironclad HR policy in Washington.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

There's no HR policy in national politics. Short of getting all coked up and sexting with a minor while driving a car full of hookers and known felons over a bridge.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't have to be a reason to be let go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No.

[Michael Turley]

I think we've got a clear cut case of que sera sera here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We'll be.

[Satan]

Will be.

[Michael Turley]

Because who worked with the Dick Nixon. Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, okay.

[Michael Turley]

And the way they got rid of him is never going to work with the Donald.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No.

[Michael Turley]

It's going to take more than imaginary Russians and in laws running the State Department to take our imminent leader and all around good guy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They've tried that.

[Michael Turley]

Donald J. Trump.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Out of the loop.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Get over it, snowflakes. It's going to be a long bumpy ride.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Long and winding road and we'll all have a ball.

[Michael Turley]

We will have some scotch and a donut.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

There's no heart attack better than your first one. And I know I've had seven.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, wrap it up.

[Michael Turley]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You'll be back.

[Michael Turley]

What are you flailing about?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm telling you to stop while you're on top. You. You were funny to shut up.

[Michael Turley]

When I stopped is when you started flailing. What's. Is he drunk?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I have a scotch and a donut. Yet another bumper sticker for our show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right, and that's where you stop. Thank you. Rush 06 Highlander Hybrid Limited with 162 Allen.

[Caller/Listener]

Enter it now.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Alan. It sounds like a three to four thousand dollar car. Top ten at ten. Casey. Casey.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I gotta go get Casey. Just a minute. Hold on.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Casey.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Good morning, John.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How you doing, Casey? What is wrong with that other guy you just had on?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's a pill head.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He's a little bit of a nut. But it's good that Casey's never done that kind of stuff. Casey's never lost his cool. Casey's never ever been on tape doing anything crazy at all. Here's the top 10 list. Now, John, you got to. You got the kids out of town, you got the wife out of town for what? Another like a month?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Another month.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Here's the top 10 things John should do with his spare time now that the family's out of town. We have some good things for you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, number 10.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Realize you gotta do all the Housework your wife normally does. Number nine, get drunk in the shower. Walk around naked. Number eight, fart anytime you damn well please. Number seven, hang out with the guys your wife hates. Pretty much all your friends. Number six, let Satan be your co pilot. Number five, go to every party you're invited to, especially the ones your wife wouldn't want. You going to get drunk enough that Randy the Chipmunk becomes real and tells you what to bet on. Number three, Drink, rinse, repeat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Number two, pay a hot young Latina.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Maid to clean the house right before they all get home. Two words for you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Natty.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Like tall boy. There's the top ten bunnies. Johnny. Shadoo. While the kids are out of town, keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know, it's funny you mentioned walk around naked because I was naked and I did walk out of my side yard. I live in the country.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, you live in the country.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The other morning as the sun was coming up and I did the country boy thing, peed outside.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Good morning, world.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And my neighbor texted me. It was 6:45.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Stop it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I just saw something that I cannot unsee. And I wrote back, that's what you get for clearing out out all the trees so we can see each other. Go clear some more and I'll show you some more. And he had a pretty good punchline. He had a pretty good punchline. He wrote back, I know a good workout guy if you need to get back in shape.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, boy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, but you know, we're out in the country. You're in the country. We have these tree blocks, right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You had them.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And this one, guys, clears out all the damn trees. So we're looking right at each other. And these bitching see me peeing in my yard with number three looking. God, some people. Joe, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where are you calling from? Houston. Houston. 20,000 mile Camaro SS does it. It's got leather and nav and roof? Yes. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Black. Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it all geeked out or is it stock?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a. It's. It's stock except for headers and high flow cats and cold air intake. But I have all the original parts.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But it does have cats?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good, because when you take the cats off of them, it makes it very difficult to get them inspected in the state of Texas. And it screws it up where we have to put cats back on it. You can't sell a car without cats. If you're a licensed dealer. In the state of Texas, legally, the DMV will come by at your dealership, and they look. And if you don't have them, then they'll hit you with 10,000. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yep. Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nothing better to do?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So.

[Caller/Listener]

So all these high flow cats on their cat. So there. There are cats on them?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. So if you take it to the inspection station, will it pass?

[Caller/Listener]

It already did.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good. Good, Good, good. Does 15 grand buy it? No, it's a 10. It's not a 17. Remember. Remember that? I know it's got good miles.

[Caller/Listener]

I understand it. I understand that It's. It's in perfect condition. I'm looking more to lines of 18 or 19.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Have you been to give me the VIN yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I haven't been to give me the VIN yet, but I. I could do that. If you need it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do that because my system will actually bid the car immediately. It'll throw you a tight range of what we can pay, and then we'll call you back and give you a hard number. I'd rather you just do that than me build it right now because it may be worth close to what you're saying. I need to look it up with those miles. I mean, the miles are low for the year. There's no doubt. And the equipment's good. Most of them did not have sunroofs.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, that's correct.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

This is. This is also the first series that came out. So this is the first set of 2010 that came out, but it doesn't.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Make it worth anymore.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, I'll. I will get to the vid.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, load it up in the system. It'll throw the number real quick. And if that works, hit accept, and our guy will call you back and email you a exact offer. Throw a couple pictures in there too. Pictures always help. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Mike. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, sir.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hello. What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, you want to do something for your wife while she's gone? Get the windows on your house clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

She'd like for me to have them replaced.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, I can't do that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Plugging his business.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, dust. And an 072500 cargo van. Load that one up in the website. Givemetheven.com I have a good market to Mexico and South Africa buyers on these cargo vans. Okay, great. All right, I'll buy it. We. We send cars all over the country, literally. Like that hybrid Toyota Highlander. A minute ago, she said it was limited. The reason I hit it so high is because there's an export market in no other than Ethiopia.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How do you get it there?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, they get it. I just drive it. I used to have a guy drive up from Costa Rica.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And he looked like a drug dealer and he had all of his compadres with him and they wore camo pants and they had had money stuffed in all the pockets of the camo pants.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And he.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He'd come up about every two months and they drove all the way up here. Just didn't drive these cars back. They'd drive Land Cruisers and Nissan, you know, suv. Yeah, they. These. These South American cars. This was a long time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I was gonna say.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But yeah, no, he was fine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They got to go through the Panama Canal the whole time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They drove all the way back. Dear Lord, we in America have more and better cars than everyone else. Yeah, there's no question. Of course.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Cuba. They got some pretty cool old cars.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, they do. I saw something that Trump's going to try to pull back some of those Cuban freedoms that Obama put in. I hope that's not the case.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I wouldn't doubt. I haven't heard that. That. I mean, it's not.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Uncle Waldo's coming up in just a minute.

[Satan]

Uncle Waldo?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Tony Romo's dad.

[Caller/Listener]

Are you here?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I know we don't talk to you much anymore. Can you take us out?

[Michael Turley]

I only came to three. The hedges.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Trim the hedges.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Trim the hedges. I thought I saw you out there playing ball with that kid.

[Michael Turley]

You have to spend your time, you know, with the children. Yeah, they need to know how to trim the hedges as well. But you give them a break. Pull him back to work. Give them a break again.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You teach him how to throw the long dog.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, I tried. No one has picked that up like Antonio. Such a high, high spiral.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Did you. Did you teach Tony most of what he knows?

[Michael Turley]

No, I. I think he learned as a child.

[Caller/Listener]

Did he?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Yeah. How did he do that washing Drew, bless or throw to the old man, Jason Whitney when he was a child.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We'll be right back. My name is Sean Claywell and I'm like cars on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[Michael Turley]

Sell off your car givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We're gonna do a quick segment of cars right now. Get back to some music and come back to Brian.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

07 Benzo E class. Which one is it? Just the regular one. Is it a 4matic or a diesel?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the sedan 3.5.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So it's a 4.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a E320E 354 door sedan.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. How many miles? 60. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, just under 60. Let's it as gray. It's kind of like a steel gray. Steel bluish.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Sounds like seven grand rig to me.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'd be happier closer to 10.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, I would too. If you can sell that thing for 10, you need to come work for us because it'd make it and we, we'd all get rich. 13. Titan SV was 60. Titan SV was 60. Two wheel drive cloth Craig. Upper teens. Upper teens. Go to gimmetheven.com and load it up. I'll get you an exact number. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Richard. 06 Ram diesel quad with 134 wheel drive. 6 inch lift 37 inch tires. How many miles on the tires real quick?

[Caller/Listener]

About 500.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Maybe those are new tires. Average rough or clean truck.

[Caller/Listener]

The truck's got a couple dents in it, but I would say it's beyond average. And the interior, the only thing that's got got is the driver's seat. But I covered the entire truck interior with covers.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

06 with 130 diesel. Big lifted this 20,000. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow. No, I just. That's not gonna offset the cost to you know, get. Get into a newer one.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I bet you 25.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What if we go 22, 5 split the difference. If that works for you. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Take a look. I'll take a look at that figure I can't do.

[Caller/Listener]

Certainly will.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thank you. Thank you. 800. 800 radio. Just go to givemethevend.com My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars in the Air.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vintage. Because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear. To the Batmobile. Let's go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Atomic batteries to power.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Turbines to speed. Roger.

[Michael Turley]

Let him move out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So JD you have some bad news.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

For us from Variety. From pretty much all the news sources now reporting. Adam west, an actor, defined a generation of great super crime fighters. Batman has done died at 88.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, that's bad. Yeah, when I was a kid, dude, that was my go to show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The Penguin must have finally got him.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, the pig.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

All these years.

[Michael Turley]

Hand me that umbrella.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cape crusader.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

John McKay. John McCain.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Chris. An 08 Cobalt with 60s. Worth about three grand.

[Caller/Listener]

About three grand?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes. Unless it's a SS.

[Caller/Listener]

Really? Really. See some of them dealerships around here, they're selling the 07 for six or seven thousand.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why don't you call me when we're off here and I'll teach you how that works.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Sound like our buddy club. Oh, that sounds like 7,000.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right. I know that girl said she loved you too. When. When you paid her 300 to love you. It just makes it all different. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Justin. A F250 16 diesel, leather roof nab. The 45 is worth 40. 40 low 40s. Yes. Got 45,000 miles on it. I mean it doesn't have 13. It's got 45. You guys got to understand, when you drive these cars, you're d. It's just like these old women. When you're running them, ragging, smoking them and drinking them and partying them all the time, you're. You're m. Their. Their next Value is not what it was when you picked them up. You take the best years of their life. I've heard that enough that I know ever. You took the best years of my life.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Those were the best.

[Caller/Listener]

Really. All right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

NBA Finals to Monday. When's the next one, do you know? I believe it is Monday. They have like a couple days in between because they're going back to Golden State. Bob Stoops retires as Oklahoma's head coach. In his press release he read, the reason I'm leaving is because the boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They're way too skinny.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Way too. They're way too skinny and way too long. It's a bad. It's a good song from Cross Canadian Ragweed about the boys from Oklahoma. Did you see who's the favorites to be in the Super Bowl? AFC and NFC teams. Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Really, Isn't it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The odds are out. Randy the Chipmunk knows all about this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He is such a he.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's already made a bet on this. Oh yeah, Randy.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What gambling?

[Caller/Listener]

You've already.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You've already bet on the Super Bowl, y'.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All Talk about matchup. Super Bowl.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Big deal. You know what they're saying the least likely occurrence would be if the jets played the 49ers. Now this is a hard bet.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

People bet on that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Degenerates.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. You don't make no money on Patriots.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right. Because their favorite go back.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Sure. Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

NFC's a little different. A lot of people saying Cowboys.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Boys, Cowboys. Least likely or most?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Most. Yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cowboys.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Patriots.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really? In the Super Bowl.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, cuz we got the new quarterback.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I can't win. You can't beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, that's not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cuz they cheat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, there you go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They always cheat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You do have that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He slay in the ball. Listening in on other teams radio, filming their signs on camera, taking steroids, smoking cocaine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I don't believe that. That happen.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, I don't believe so. Yeah, that's. That's kind of a rumor.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Look at Tom Brady. Nobody's that happy when they're losing. That's cocaine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's not cocaine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, my Uncle Scooter taught me about it. Anyway, long odds on that's like four to one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what I mean?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Cowboys. I don't know. Without all Romo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Without Romo?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Without Romo we have a better chance.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. But then that dak.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You know, Dax.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See, there's such a thing as a Second year curse.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, but I don't think so with this guy. He's real focused and he came in. He came in at a weird time. He did great. Don't you think?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's great with a running game, but after Ezekiel Elliott gets suspended for 12 weeks. Yeah, that's gonna be tough. He's gonna run ball the old man. Chase Whitten. No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Jason can still run.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Might as well put Jerry Jones on the field. Let him run it his damn self.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

So at all.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Scares the hell out of me. I'm gonna stick to basketball.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I wish you quit betting you man. Maybe.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Maybe Randy can get a job at.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

A sports station here broadcasting the Randy picks espn.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Houston might have a slot in the afternoon.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I do that. But it's a long way down there, and Houston's scary.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Have you ever been to the Houston Zoo?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I was there yesterday. Not at the zoo? No, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

San Antonio's got it all over.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The Houston Zoo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

These meerkats, that's the biggest thing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Have you ever seen them?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Here we go with meerkats again.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, I like easy girls as.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Much as anybody else, but they're real easy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But I mean, did I tell you about my wee wee?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No. Yeah, she said it's burning. I know. Because you were with a meerkat, miss.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dang. That meerkat clap will eat your ass.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Get that rodent out of here.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

887, 234. 800. 800. What a day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Crazy, crazy day.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

John and Abilene Batman died. Here's what I'm looking at on the board here. An 07 Mitsubishi. Hyundai Santa Fe. Now either you let him write that or you told him that. Are you there, John? Did you tell him? A Mitsubishi. Hyundai Santa Fe?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Where'd you buy that?

[Caller/Listener]

At Mitsubishi place.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Now. So is. Is it a special edition Mitsubishi Hundi?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's just regular, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But it's a Mitsubishi Santa Fe. Yeah, H. You might have you something there. Absolutely. I mean, that's a special edition. 143,000 miles. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Good lord.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know what?

[Caller/Listener]

I, I. Let me. Let me back up a little bit. I think it's a Hyundai Santa Fe.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, you don't say. You don't say. No, stop it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Hyundai.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Does it really have 143,000 miles on or is it like 50?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's 140.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Have you been drinking?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You sound like you've been nipping. Just a touch. Come on, tell the Truth. Talk to us now.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm serious. I take a lot of medicine. I got Ms. Oh, boy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Talk about a buzz kill.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, let's just move forward. How about the car?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Okay, John, do this. Load it. It's about a two thousand dollar rig. Load it in and givemetheven.com and we'll come get it if we make a deal. I hope you get to feeling better. Yep. That is what that I know. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on. Like George and Wheezy. Moving on. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy Mitsubishi. Hyundai's on the air.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

Click claywolf.com [e-mail], not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-RODIO at 800-800-RODO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] this is a good tune.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know have ever heard this tune on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man, I love the Gin Blossoms.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Dude, have you ever heard this on the radio? I don't know if I've ever.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so. I'm not sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

This is deep. Deep track. Stevie Miller. Deep cuts. I could play this over and over again, Ethan. 03 cobra with 61,000 miles of hard top. All depends on how nice it is. How nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How nice is this car?

[Satan]

Oh, it's nice.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it eight grand? Nine grand? Eight grand? Nah, I bought a 40, 000 mile one for 10. Yours is 60. Hey, the dog's got to quit farting or get the dog out of here. Yes. Yeah, it's bad. Sorry. Ethan, just get the dog. If the dog can't stop farting, he needs to be removed from the stage.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Ethan, how much is the Cobra? How much? How Much? How much?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean I kind of thought it'd be like a lot more than that, honestly.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I think it's one of you guys.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't think so. Unless it's an R. Is it an R version?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's just the Terminator. The supercharged.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let me make sure I'm not being stupid missing something because I'm screwing around a lot this morning. I'm to going. I mean I'm taking, I'm taking my job seriously. But I'm having fun too. And I've been. I've been drinking a little Natty Light, so I'm a little off. And we have a dog farting in the studio. The dog farts are blowing me out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You guys sit right behind me.

[Michael Turley]

You know I'm for climped man today, so. It ain't me, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It ain't me, babe. No, no, no. It ain't me. The one you're looking for, babe. Sean an 08F150 crew cab 64,000 mile, two wheel drive, clothes 1011 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

1011.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Where you live?

[Caller/Listener]

That's. That's what the dealer is offering me as well for the trade in.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did he offer you 10 or 11?

[Caller/Listener]

11.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably about 13, 5.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's full blown retail shield. Need to run an ad to get that and offer financing and offer warranty and fix everything they want fixed and listen to a bunch of people that's got brand new.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's got brand new tires.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Take the tires off and sell it. I'll still give it 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Johnny Mansell. We haven't heard from Johnny in a long time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Johnny, good morning. I'm glad you joined us.

[Michael Turley]

Talking about me, man?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. What are you doing, dude? Well, sorry about the dog fart. I was thinking he's a big old black lab. He's been eating too many burgers.

[Michael Turley]

You know I trouble man, you know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Where have you been? What are you doing, Johnny?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Football.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

And the celebrity Liberty got all of my brain.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What got a hold of you?

[Michael Turley]

Celebrity.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Celebrity got a hold of your brain? You being a big star got a hold of you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You can handle it, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You ever been to Cleveland, man?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, I've been to Cleveland.

[Michael Turley]

Those chicks are mean.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well, you're not just not that big of a star.

[Michael Turley]

So I saw Tony Romo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You.

[Satan]

You did?

[Michael Turley]

Going to be on CBS Sports, man. Did you see it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He see it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, he's going to be good.

[Michael Turley]

Some got a plan, man. You audition for the Weather Channel. Okay, listen. You know nothing about to see me do it. You want to see me do it?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I want to see you do it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, Pretend this window is a map.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Windows. There's a map.

[Michael Turley]

You're going to do it. Cold front. Listen very closely. Oklahoma and Texas and Arkansas because there's a tornado coming straight out of killing four states. And if you're in Texas, New Mexico or Oklahoma or Kansas, watch out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's not very accurate. Accurate.

[Michael Turley]

Get your dope and get out of the mobile home.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

On the other hand, I think I'd.

[Michael Turley]

Watch you get down the road, man. Like climb the water tower someplace safe off of the ground, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. I think you got to get no.

[Michael Turley]

And then save a million lives, man. Everybody be going, Johnny Football does weathering, man. The logo would be like. Like a. Like a football, right? And somebody made a bong out of man. With a carburetor hole on the bottom. And the logos is Johnny Football.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You could sell those at the gas pipe. Gas.

[Michael Turley]

The gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How is the Johnny Football Smokinator 2000 selling?

[Michael Turley]

Well, not so good, John. A lot of people bought it and didn't know how to use it. It's got four hoses and a lot of people that buy something with John, I wouldn't mind. They want. Don't have any friends, man. And you smoking a four hose bonginator by yourself and it's no good. There's tornadoes coming.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What in the hell?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Translation? J.D. he's saying that a lot of people got depressed and killed themselves off of his product because it had four hoses. And all of his fans are losers and they have no friends. So when they smoke down they'd only have one hose. And the three other ones were sitting there and it reminded them that they're losers.

[Michael Turley]

They're not losers, man. They just got a low character. Yeah, but you, you young. You're the best thing on the radio.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'll be your friend, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Endorsed by Johnny Football.

[Michael Turley]

Where did you get all these natty lights?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you want one of mine? Because mine tastes like horse pig.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, they make the 40s different than the can. Yeah, you're missing that aluminum buzz.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We gotta send. We gotta send DJ Pre K back to the 711 and get me something.

[Michael Turley]

JDM like a bumblebee.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We're celebrating our 11th year on the radio. Oh, okay. I just decided today I Don't know when we actually started, but I know it was June 11 years ago.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, There you go. So it was today.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Joe, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

On here.

[Michael Turley]

That's a long time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Burleson, Texas.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

12 vet hard top 2 LT. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's red. Torch red.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Does it have chrome wheels or the. Just the alloys.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the chrome wheels.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cool. Sounds pretty. Is it automatic or stick? Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

It's automatic. It does have navigation.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Two, three thousand miles, right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Just. Just been sitting in my garage mainly.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's 28 grand. Buy it. 28 grand is what I'm coming up with.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm thinking closer to 32 with the. With the low miles on it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's. It's got great miles. Nobody's dissing that. I'm at 28, you're at 32. Do you want to meet somewhere in the middle like that stupid country song? Are you gonna hold tight? I can turn it. I'll write a check for it today. I buy vets all at home.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, how close can you get to 32?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I like this guy. He could come replace me when I'm off. On how close can you get? 29.5.

[Caller/Listener]

29. 5. So if I. If I said yes, how would I. How would I go about?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You would go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in so we can pull the Carfax, make sure it's clean, send us a couple of pictures, and then we could shotgun somebody else out there to pick it up. Or you can bring it into Fort Worth and get a check. Either way. Okay. Do you have the time? Give me the vin.com. do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, it's paid off.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So what you do is go to. Give me the vin.com. say, John, hit me at 29 and a half. I'm. I'm doing it. And then they'll send you a checklist, and then you take some pictures of the car, take a picture of the front of the title, back title, the driver's license that matches the title. We'll pull the title history on our side and the Carfax and all that stuff, and then send you a purchase order, and then we'll come get it with a check.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, John, I'm gonna.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm gonna back on that.

[Caller/Listener]

And I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, while you're on the website, click bbb, the Better Business Bureau button, and read what everybody you know There's a hundred people on there that have done that, have gone back and posted. And you'll.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I listen to you almost every Saturday, Saturday morning. I, I know you are okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good guy. I live out there in Johnson County.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, do you?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I sure do. Go down, go down like you're going to Joshua and hang a right where the Mexican joint used to be on Hueland and then go back there where those horse farms are and that's where I am.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Early in the morning, he whizzes in his yard.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If you show up early in the morning, you'll see me out in the front yard naked taking a leak.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I heard about that. I'm glad I'm not your neighbor.

[Michael Turley]

You heard about it here, they're talking about it down there.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, that's what, that's what you get for, for taking all the trees down. If somebody wants to clear it out so I can look at my neighbors.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm gonna move.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're gonna get it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm gonna moon them.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You got it coming.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Put some, put some shorts on before you go outside.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'll tell you a story real quick. I don't have much time, so. And this neighbor is a unique neighbor. So I live in my grandfather's house, my grandparents house, and they sold. My grandparents sold them the land across the street in the 70s.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Wow.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And because he was wanted to put one house on it for his daughter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And that's the house I'm talking about. And my granddad said, no problem. I bought this as a barrier, this 40 acres.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And I just want nobody to be there. He said if you promise not to build on it, no sweat. So you know, two years later, here comes the surveyors after he sold it to him. And he calls him and he says, hey, why are you doing this? He said, a man's got to do what a man's got to do. Mr. Frank Wolf. And, and we're going to build lots here. And he said, well then I'm going to cover this entire mile long perimeter on both sides of you with pigs.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There you go. Man's got to do what a man's.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And we did, we had pigs there. We had pigs there when I was a kid for about three years. And they sold no lots. They did not sell any lots. And all the trees grew back, but now I tore them back down. So I'm going to pee out front every morning so you can see me. I can't put pigs up there cuz the damn city anyway. I've got to go. We'll be back. Everybody on hold. We'll still get to you. My name is John Clay. Podcast, podcast. Podcast. Podcast. Podcast. Podcast goes up about 2 o' clock today.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sean clay wolf show. Call at 800-800-radio. At 800, 800 radio. That's 800, 800-72-3,4.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You want me.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Never heard this version.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, it's so good.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's like the best. Yeah, listen to it for a minute. Randy. You know this one?

[Caller/Listener]

Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I'm a little uneasy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Map.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cheap Trick though.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This do I this Beach Chief Tricks version. Man, this is great.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I seen at the Majestic one time the Cheap Trick. Yeah, they was all high. They was tossing me around. It's crazy.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why don't you sing along with him in a minute when he gets to the chorus. See Chip Chipmunk punk. How about Chipmunk Country? Here we go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying? What you waving at?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm waving at Turley to level it out.

[Caller/Listener]

Out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I want you to give me a hooter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Dude, you are on something natty.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Light day at the studio, boys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Mirror for everybody.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No wonder where mine went.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Chipmunk, mirror, Cat, beaver, squirrel, who cares now?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Nathan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I love this show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We love you too. Nathan, good morning. You're on the air. Nathan, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. How's it going, guys? Sorry, I can barely hear you. Can you hear me?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I can hear you now. Can you hear me?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hit him.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Giving you guys a shout out from Arkansas. I love the show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Arkansas. Are you in Rogers or. I mean Fort Smith or Rogers? Rogers. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Say, but I heard earlier on that old Mitsubishi Hyundai. I thought I'd just let you know that I had to chase Randy and his little meerkat girlfriend out of it. But I've got a Ford Silverado A8. Put a little bit of that height in the first capacitor, take you right back to 94 and get you that Ford Bronco.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thank you for calling it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Listening a while.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, he's got it all. As long as we're just confusing the hell out of everyone, John. A 10 Silverado diesel, four wheel drive, four door cloth, 43,000 miles. It says hit. Hit it low. Does that mean that our guys in the buying room hit you low?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did the system bid it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the system did. The system did it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It hit it low. Are you sure? Are you sure?

[Caller/Listener]

I think you were 27 to 29 is what it showed on there in this cloth. But, but what you gave me, but what they sent me back through the, through email was it showed it to be a 2500 6.0 liter gas, and mine's a 6.6 liter diesel.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, well, that's just this, that, that's the baseline of the VIN explosion. And I know it does that, but it figured it, if it hit it that high, then it was figuring diesel for sure because as you know, that it would never bid a. We would never bid a gas rig that high. That's seven years old. So what did you say? So you go to the website and the, the computer threw you a range of what.

[Caller/Listener]

27 to 29, I think. Okay, what it was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So does that buy it?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

I had offered 36 a couple months ago, but I mean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, is it like, I mean, this is old body stuff. Yeah, but it's old body style. I mean you can buy it like a platinum Ford new, you know, 11 and newer with 80 on it for that. Why the hell would anybody buy this body style in a cloth Chevy even though it's got 40 on it for $36,000. I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just saying I'm confused.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just saying that's what they told me, you know, at the GMC place.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think they lied. Let's get them on the phone. Do you have their number? What's that? We could shame them into buying this king because I promise you, whoever bid it there will lose his job if you know the guy, you know, don't do it because he will get fired if, if he put 36,000 in this truck, he will be, he will be gone at the end of the week. Okay, so that, I mean, you've got a 30,000, you know, 29, you know, 30,000. Thirty thousand dollar rig in cloth. Yeah. All right, what city?

[Caller/Listener]

Dallas.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You almost said Oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I know because I'm from Oklahoma.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, because you know when I, when you say Oklahoma, I'm saying now I'll give you 25.

[Caller/Listener]

Right? Well, no, I got a, a farm up near Sherman. I, at the farm.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What do you think about Stoops leaving?

[Caller/Listener]

What I think about Soups leaving. I think it's probably time, if you want to be honest about it. Yeah, I mean, he's been there what, 17, 18 years? I mean he's had some good programs and he's done some stuff, but there's a couple of Those big ones. He's. He just, he doesn't have his players prepared. I mean, I, I love the guy, don't get me wrong. He's a great coach, but I think it's. What, what's the new guy? The Walter?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It doesn't matter. I'm rolling my eyes. Listen, you talking bad about him. Not bad, but like a little critical. Is like us having this conversation about this truck. I mean, do you oh, you first of all realize you're in the state of Oklahoma, okay? And that's not the easiest place in the world to recruit from unless you're an Indian. Second of all, well, they come to Texas. I understand. But do you realize you say he's done some good stuff in his time.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, he's done great.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I know he's done some big stuff. He hasn't. Just because he hasn't been Nixon, Saban is like, oh, hell, he's okay. Stoops is one of the premier. They, they. If they ever get a pro team, they need to name the stadium after him. I mean, Stoops, how many times is he taking y' all to the end game? A lot.

[Caller/Listener]

Sheesh.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, 113 and 1 1. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and I mean, he's wonderful. Anyway, thank you for calling. I. Stoops is my favorite thing about O. Oklahoma. And I don't mean Oklahoma football. I mean the state.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This whole state.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. He can come here. He can come work with us. Well, he's gonna hang around and I don't know if he's gonna be a consultant, I guess. Roles. That guy saying always done some good stuff. Like us saying, oh, Patterson was okay at tcu.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He's all right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He kept. He got them back on the map. There can only be one number one. Yeah. One Nick Saban. Yes. He's a freak. He, he, he's. He's a. He's an alien. He is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Someday we're going to find out that these people that do really, really crazy stuff are the aliens.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's like Curry or LeBron. He's just a freak show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But Tony, take him out. I mean, who else? Give me, give me the five Stoops in the world minus Saban on Belichick. But he's in the college. College.

[Michael Turley]

Switzerland.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, that's. He's talking about. You're talking about current the last two decades. Yeah. Switcher was. Yeah. Osborne in Nebraska was that.

[Michael Turley]

Went and coached the Redskins for a little while.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Weird looking Bobby Bowen or Bowden. Yeah. Paterno, I guess. You know, you're a sports guy and I did that to you on purpose to stump you. There's not many. No, there's not. Like you said, there's a handful. He is the president. President of the state of Oklahoma in my mind. Okay, let me speed enough. Ronnie. An 082500 Dodge Diesel SLT, four wheel drive with 78, 000 miles, which is decent miles on that truck. Is it a 59 or a 6 7. They did it both ways that year.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 6 7.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Long, bad or short?

[Caller/Listener]

Short. Good.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No tears.

[Caller/Listener]

And seats?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

20,000.

[Caller/Listener]

20,000?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, that's kind of what the dealer was offering me.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So do you want sell to me?

[Caller/Listener]

Let me think about it. Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, yeah, it's got the ranch.

[Caller/Listener]

Hand bumpers on it. It's, you know, it's pretty loaded down.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do this. Well, then what's it take to buy it? I don't, I don't, don't. I either make money or lose money when I buy cars, but I know I don't get anything done unless I get them bought.

[Caller/Listener]

True. Probably around three.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

23 buys it. Send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. say, John, hit this at 20 on the air. It takes 23 and put that in the info box. You guys never do that. Not, I'm not, I'm not criticizing you, but I'm talking about all the listeners, john. Porn put $20,000 on air, takes 23. Here's the VIN, here's the picks, there's an info box. And then the buyer immediately knows what to do and get a hold of me and say, here's the truck you wanted to see. Because we've got, you know, thousands, thousands of cars coming through the box. I don't see them all, but this one I want to see. Yeah, it sets off an alarm in the buying room. Absolutely. I mean it's like whoop, whoop. Yep, yep. Then we're not, they're not saying, hey, this guy says this and that and everyone, if you lie about what I said on there, I'm not seeing you. I'm talking to broadcasting now. We have tapes of everything. It's all, it's all time synced. We can go right to it and see exactly somebody this week doing that. Yeah, yeah. You just have to play in the tape back 100 grand.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's a Pinto.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, dude. I mean, here's the, here's exactly how the conversation went. There was a lady raising 10 kinds of hell because we bought her truck for 30,000 and then we get there like. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's 25. Well you said 30. I said yeah, if it's a diesel, but it's a gas different. Well, that's not what you said. I said, hold on. So we had to jack around, pull the tapes, play it back for is, you know, going through this average river. Clean, clean. What color is it? White. It's a diesel, right? That's what I said, it's a diesel.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

There you go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, okay. It's a different figure. It's like different. Two story and one story.

[Satan]

Florida.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Bob.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Goodness.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What? What, what have you got for me today?

[Michael Turley]

What have I got for you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We have headlines too.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, he's got diabetes. That's what he's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We haven't even touched.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you have diabetes?

[Satan]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you think you might. Strip club's claiming he has diabetes now.

[Michael Turley]

Turning diabetic? Yes, I think so.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Turning diabetic? Yes, I'm turning diabetic. Yes, I'm turning into.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What is your mortal ex.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cholesterol? No sex, no drugs, no wine.

[Michael Turley]

What is my.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What is your blood cholesterol?

[Michael Turley]

What is my blood cholesterol?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Cholesterol. What is your cholesterol?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I know how you get it checked.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How old are you?

[Michael Turley]

How do they check?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How old are. Oh dear God. You're being. You're not being serious.

[Michael Turley]

Do I have to?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're not being serious.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Come here. Bend over and I'll, I'll check it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, that's not how you check it. Have you never had your cholesterol checked? Cuz you may be, you might be 10 pounds overweight and you drink. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Alcohol.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

10.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm just being nice.

[Michael Turley]

How about 70?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm not going to say a word. I'm just saying you really should have your cholesterol checked. I mean, do you not care if you stroke out?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I care.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I mean you really should. It's so simple. Go get your blood check.

[Michael Turley]

I'm busy. Are you too busy?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Busy drinking.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Broke.

[Michael Turley]

I do feel a lot better since we got the natural lights in this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, so the alcohol's helped you feel maybe. It's alright, look, well, here we.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's maybe a bit of a blood sugar thing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Funny. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He was saying, are you afraid of your cholesterol number? Is that what's going on? Are you afraid of doctors? No, because I mean it's really serious.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Have you ever had your prostate checked?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I have. No, I got. Was that fun manable got to do that, too.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I'm gay. What? When they do that, does the nurse do it or the doctor?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I think the doctor doctor does it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's too bad. Can you order a nurse to do that? Can you pay a little extra?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, I've also. I just had my. What's he called?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Massage parlor. And get your prostate check there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You can what colonoscopy you got to do after 40. Oh, it's your turn, both of you guys.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If I'm gonna pick my prostate checker, she's gonna be five, seven.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Here we go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

About 135. Maybe a little Malaysia.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Have you ever had it done?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't want fake ones. I want real ones. It does not work. They don't get topless. No, it doesn't work.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That doctor thing, you bend them. Okay. Have you ever had it done?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If I'm gonna show her mine, she's gonna show me her.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Have you ever had it done, John?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No. Why it's so important I keep my pipes clean, dog. That's not the point.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You are. Okay? You and Bobbo Baba, we gonna go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Drinking and partying after the show.

[Michael Turley]

Why are you throwing me into this?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, we're going to the lake. We're going to Lake J.D. you want like with us one Lake Bobby going like.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Turley, you going to like?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. Someone's got to be there to call the emt.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I need somebody to punch my kid. Screw your kid. Let's go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

God, kill my dog and screw his kid. What's wrong with you?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

God, this couch brother.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

His wife leaves town and the man loses his mind.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Let's go to the lake and do the tie up thing and we can drink and Bobbo can smoke his cross.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'll be your designated driver.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, absolutely. Now that you know how to drive the boat, we can't sell the damn thing. Might as well enjoy it. Cost $11,000 to look at it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Pretty much a week, right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, John, the cup holder broke me 1400.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And that's. And I'm giving you a deal.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hey, we're a little low on gas. I'll fill it up. 800.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I. I did put 100 bucks in it this week. Can you slide me that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right, you put 100 bucks? Bucks. It was like the bottom of the beer can.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, it was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Just keep running out. That'll get it back to the dock.

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're not helping me sell it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You cost 600 to fill it up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Does it really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, well, how big is the tank. If it flies, floats.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Or the other thing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What was the thing I said earlier? It was funny. I missed it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Something about dancers.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. If it flies. Yeah. Who knows? Put your head on headlines.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We have some headlines this week. So you get to decide whether these are real headlines or this is Facebook following. Because people love to put fake headlines out there. Did you see what the president somebody said? Okay, so there's some headlines. You get to decide. Florida mom lets snake bite baby to teach a lesson. Is that a true headline or did that not happen?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is she Florida?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Remember, it's Florida. Florida mob lets snake bite babies.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If she's Indian.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I say true to teach a to lesson.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

How old's the baby?

[Michael Turley]

You mean East Indian?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

The baby is whatever.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't mean Oklahoma Indian. I mean Indian Indian.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Like a dot baby is about 18 months. No, it was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It is true. And there's a video.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And what does she look like? Is she Indian?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

She is Indian.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Tell me she's Indian. I told you, I know people. I understand how the world ticks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This one's been going around this week. Man dies after swimming with new tattoo. 31 year old Texas man died of septic shock after his new tattoo became infected while swimming in the Gulf of Mexico. True or false?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Gulf of Mexico, no doubt. He would have died if. Even without the tattoo.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Actually, as real as that sounds, that's fake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think you're wrong. You're reading fake news. I think you're fake news. Reverse. How about the.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This one? It is. No, it is now no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duel in Canada.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

A dude?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Either one. A duel. And they. In the picture they show swords.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's just so stupid. I won't talk about it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think that's canon. That sounds like Canada.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's true.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I mean, it is, but there's just so many questions and I.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Kid Rock.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Stupid ass Canadians.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We got kicked off of Canadian Race Radio because we were talking about Mayor Ford and Justin Bieber.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's true.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. They were doing drugs together. I lost all honor for Canada at that moment. They should all duel each other.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, that wasn't very funny there about the Prime Minister.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And the Ford fellow. We liked him very much.

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to call and talk about what you said about the mayor and Justin Bieber.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Do you remember that?

[Michael Turley]

Because. Yeah, because that makes me kind of steamed up a little bit. Okay, Sorry.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Bit under the collar, you know, Sorry, you hosers.

[Michael Turley]

I. I mean, you like the show when you talk about sports and things like that, but go make that. Leave that mayor alone. You know, Kane's a serious problem. He's working on it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass. There's a D word here. That's a sexual toy. As evidence. As evidence in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit. Very complicated. So I'm going to read it again. Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce a glass sexual toy as.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Does it rhyme with rooster?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It rhymes with real doodle do real dough. As evidence in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit. Could that possibly be real?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I think this is real because I remember the story. Yeah, this is true.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Glass.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's pretty dangerous to have one with glass. Yeah, I mean, that's. You need to leave that to the. You send that to Canada and he's.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you gotta be really careful with the glass.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How about this one? Passenger bit by emotional support dog on Delta flight. Passenger was.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We got farted on by your emotional support dog this morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Leave my dog out of this. Passenger bit by emotional support dog on a Delta.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Speaking of him, that old dog, I noticed cataracts on his eyes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They're not cataracts. He's just older.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

If we need to shoot him, I got 10 acres out in Johnson County.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You okay? Passenger bit by emotional support dog. That one's true. That really did happen on a Delta flight. And we'll do one more brand new.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, Yeller. He was a good boy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Sony comes out with a new sympathetic alarm clock for millennials that lets them simply go back to sleep.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What millennials? Hey, one of the hardest working gals we have is a millennial and she talks all that millennial crap and she's a. She's a teabagger or whatever. No, I mean, no, no, no. I'm messed up. She's a snowflake.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Snowflake.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But she's a hard working girl. Yeah, so we're not, you know, just don't put them all in the same bucket.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Sympathetic alarm clock allows millennials to hit the button and go back. That is fake. Sorry. As funny as it is of time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We'll be back. Una momento, por favor. My name is John, Clay.

[Caller/Listener]

Wolf.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Johnny, Greg, Tony. I'll get y' all during the break on the car bidding. And if anybody else wants to call in to sell us. I don't want to bid a bunch of cars. I'll buy them if you want to sell them. Call me if you just want to know what Your neighbor's car is worth. And because you think it's good looking, don't. Don't waste my time with that. Go to Kelly Blue Balls for that. That's what she's.

[Michael Turley]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

In the news, Texans, prepare to put your phone down while you're driving. You Hear this?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hi, J.D.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This is going to be as of what this fall, it's going to be a misdemeanor to drive in.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They call it text. But what about email, Facebook, Twitter, anything?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're on your phone, but who's going to enforce that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

A 13 LT TZ leather nav, dual roof, 43 Kimberly parallel. Hey ya.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Good morning.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good morning. What color is your rig, honey?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the white with the pearl coating over it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

This is all good stuff. So what is your mission? If I bought this traverse from you today, what will you drive tomorrow?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I lost my husband last July after a long battle with cancer. And so I had to downsize to a Jeep Wrangler. A used Jeep Wrangler.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

So that's what I'm driving.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh. So was this his car?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it was my car. It just has a lot of memories tied to it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Sorry about your loss.

[Caller/Listener]

A lot of trips back and forth to MD Anderson. Thank you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You sound like you're 23. 4.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm 43.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Just like still very. How old was your husband? How old was he your age?

[Caller/Listener]

Chris had just turned 44 two weeks before he passed away. He fought his battle for five and a half years. He was a true warrior.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Wow.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. This, I. I think it's a 20,000. $21. 22,000 truck. 20 to 22.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I can write. Do you have a title to it?

[Caller/Listener]

I do not. I still owe on it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What are you owing it?

[Caller/Listener]

Around 18 on it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, so we can make the payoff for you and then give you a check for the difference. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say John's thinking his bid was 20 to 22 grand. Here's the VIN number, here's the picture. I'm ready to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Will do.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And we'll email you an official offer letter. You accept it, and then we'll send you a checklist and we'll get it picked up either Monday or Tuesday.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you so much.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Bye.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Bye.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Passed away. Husband. The guy Nabilene had. It's just a lot of memories. Good that she's got a Jeep wrangler, though. Don't even start turling. Besides, sensitive.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

What he is. No, she's being serious.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, yeah. Okay. I just. I. I didn't want to make a joke.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Not at all.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't know what to do when I can't be funny. I don't know how to be serious.

[Michael Turley]

Me too, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You did perfect. You did perfect. Ah, there's nothing else you can say. I can go back into funny headlines.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's so serious.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How about this? 82 year old grandma punches TSA agents agent.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

True.

[Michael Turley]

I like to think it's true.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And she's from Texas. This happened in Kansas, but she's actually from Texas. She said she forgot to take her bipolar medication. She even apologized, but they held her for two hours. Anyway, she went off on the CSA agent because he took her gel away.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So at the car show, a model that worked for Hyundai.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Sued Hyundai for firing her because during the stage performance, you know, like when they're modeling, she kept running, running back and forth to the bathroom.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Because she was on her monthly cycle, she was having to swap out her spare tires.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I got you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And honey fired her for leaving the. The presentation several times. There we go. What I hope. I hope that like on the. Well, let me. How do I say this? So during the trial.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

During her attorney opening statements was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

This has already gone to trial.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

My client is not guilty of this charge. Period. Slow, clap, clap. Which our hero, John Wolf replies.

[Caller/Listener]

Period.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Period.

[Michael Turley]

I could almost make a great uncle.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Waldo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Waldo.

[Caller/Listener]

It would be.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Bob.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Did you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You need to read that. That bio you sent me last night that was so funny.

[Michael Turley]

Which bio did I send you last night?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The one with the gal on the dating site with herpes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I don't remember that. John.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You must have been wasted.

[Michael Turley]

What time was that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know. I just laughed.

[Michael Turley]

Let me tell you something. My Facebook got hacked this week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Didn't really?

[Michael Turley]

My dad. Yeah, I'm sitting in my kitchen table a lot Wednesday.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't care about your Facebook getting hacked. We're going to stick on the topic of.

[Michael Turley]

You don't want to hear. No. Cuz I don't think I sent it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, somebody did. So some from Babos about me. So yeah. This is a bio on a dating website.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So yes, I have herpes. Just right out of the gate. Boom. So does. And her. Her name is me and hsv.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's her handle.

[Michael Turley]

Got.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So yes, I have herpes. So does 25% of other women and 20% of men. Sad thing is 85% of people with it don't know they have it. So I figured I'd put it right out there at least. You know, And I'm aware and I know I practice safely. I take a daily med, lowering my risk of sharing my gift. I'm a person. I'd like to hear Paul Harvey read this. Can you give. Can you give that to Bobbo to do his. Paul Harvey. This could be good. Hang on, I'll bid this car. Paul, while you get it together. Tony, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing, man?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, we're just cutting up, screwing off.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Having a good time.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Having a good time. Where are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I could be better.

[Michael Turley]

What.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Lavonia, Louisiana.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, well, I'm doing what y' all do every day. Just having a little beer, talking a little S. Talking 04F. 150. 120. Extended cab, four door. So it's a. It's an extended cab, not a crew cab. And it's a cloth rig.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's the Tiger edition.

[Caller/Listener]

It's the FX4 Tiger Edition.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it leather? Oh, it's cloth. Is. Does it have a sunroof? Probably not, no. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it clean it 2004. And I basically, I'm off like two weekends out of the month, so it don't get driven that much.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Here's the problem with that engine. Is it a 54 or the 4 6?

[Caller/Listener]

4 6.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Good, because 5 fours have a tick in them. I'll give 6,000 for it. 55 to 6. Yep. If you want to sell it to me, load it up and give me the vin.com. are you closer to New Orleans, Baton Rouge or Laffey?

[Caller/Listener]

Batman.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

All right, we have a. Our drop center In Baton Rouge is over by the airport. All right, so we'll have the check waiting on you there. But the way you start is go to givemetheven.com, push the pictures, push the VIN number. Say, John, was 55 to 6 on the air. Here it is. I'll take it. Send me the official offer and then disco. They're gonna ask you questions. Does it have any. Check engine light on. Does it have an ABS light on? Does it have an airbag light on? Is there anything wrong with it? You know, give you the shakedown, and if everything's cool, we're good.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the truck is big condition.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Got it. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Bob, do you have it?

[Michael Turley]

I have it here, John.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, it's Paul Harvis.

[Michael Turley]

Hello, Americans.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Hello, Paul Harvey.

[Michael Turley]

This is Paul Harvey. Time for a letter to the editor from Ms. Harold. Heroin. Yes, I have herpes. So does 25% of other women and 20% of men. Sad thing is, 85% of people with it don't know they have it. So I figured I'd put it right out there. At least you know I'm aware and I know. I practice safety. I take a daily medication, lowering my risk of sharing my gift. I'm a person with a skin condition. I am not a disease. I know that. The same people on the H sites are on here, too. I'm an adult. I can take a. No, thank you, but won't take it personally. Best of luck. Yours, Miss Heroine, 2014. And now you know the rest of the story.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That was great.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, man. So Adam west died today, you guys are. Anybody on your death pool that we have a death pool going or not?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I didn't have a death pool on that. Dark.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, those are fun, man. Dark because you win money.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What are you, racist? No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You put 100 bucks in for each.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

One JD wrecks another call.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to talk about it. I've had three wrecks in my life, two of them in the last 60 days. I don't want to talk about it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You wrecked the Cadillac.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I didn't wreck it. A kid drove into me on a bicycle. No, he changed. I was in the left turn lane coming up the light. He was in the left travel lane and just decided suddenly he's gonna turn left. So he turns right in front of me. I go up on the corner curb to keep from nailing him in the door.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

But we still touched and you're getting more wrecks now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Something's wrong with me, man. It's my energy. Something's bad. Me, Me and the dog need to be put out of our middle.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So what's wrong with the car now?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nothing really. Just got hit in the front. It's about $1,000 worth of damage.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is it really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, you know, just tapped in.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Whose fault? Legally.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Legally his.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did you get a report saying that?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Cuz if you didn't, then it ain't legally his.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How do you.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, I'm telling you the truth. For insurance. Insurance to pay their fault. You've got. They go off the police report. So you're gonna have to call.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I was gonna ask you this. Yeah, so, but if I call the police report, is that going to Carfax or.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yep.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Well then so did I do myself a favor.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I just drive around with it wrecked for a while. It's a Cadillac. It's an older Cadillac. I mean, the rest of them do too.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm not gonna. I ain't driving around with the wreck. We're gonna get it fixed anyway.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You think it's a thousand? Turley. Did you look at it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

His insurance company has given me an estimate of 1100 and some dollars.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So that's probably.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They sent me an estimate then.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

They've already accepted responsibility, so.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay. Hey. This car is old enough for the miles it make sure they reported as minor. If it's minor damage, it's no biggie. The m. The. The accident history on Carfax is a pretty big deduct. Minor damage is not very minor. Is like nothing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Nothing.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, it's kind of like this is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Literally a offensive car.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

You know the differences between the scores. Like did it get run over by an ambulance, Amtrak train.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And burst into flames? Or was it a whiskey dent fender bender like you had? My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars right here on the air. 800, 800 radio. Larry a 14 Corolla LE with 20, 000 miles worth. 10,000 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah, that be.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer/Producer]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website, givemetheven.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first. You may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemethevin.com.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Like the poll. Harvey Reed was my favorite part of the day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Really? Yeah. Bob, did you listen to that podcast we did last week about music? Yeah, I liked it.

[Michael Turley]

It's very.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It felt good to do. No, I hear what you're saying cuz. We're always doing what we do here. We never really can like get off track and just go for long form.

[Michael Turley]

We got how many downloads of that?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

A lot.

[Michael Turley]

Like 300.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

300.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That's pretty good for the after show.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. Bob and I were just talking. Geeked out about music. That's all it was.

[Satan]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And I figured he'd be the guy.

[Caller/Listener]

To do it with.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And he was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hold up.

[Michael Turley]

Ben Ledger is one of our big fans down in Beaumont. I think he is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And he had a lot to say about it, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh did he? What'd he say?

[Michael Turley]

He. He agrees with us. There's also an artist he said that we. That you would love. If you like Skinner that much. I don't remember who it is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I didn't see his comments. What do we do? You want to do another one today?

[Satan]

We could.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I've been drinking a little bit.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It's gonna be a good one. 1.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

We could do it about beer. What's in the headlines, J.D.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We have some headlines. We'll just do the fun.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Let's skip the phone calls. If y' all want to call in about BS then do that now. We are not taking any more car calls. 800-800-ROAD. Is comments political. Whatever you what did you think about anything this week?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

The show you do not. Things we could do better. Things that are good. Whatever.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You don't want to mess.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

This is 10 minutes of nothing but British people.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You don't want to mess with them. London man yelled phone call people that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Want their cars bid. Just go to givemetheven.com Programmers will love it. This is 10 minutes of nothing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Here's where the gold is. This is the best part of the show. London man yelled F you. Then took on three knife welding terrorists with nothing but his fist.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Screw that limey bastard.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They're crazy, man. They're like, screw. Yeah, the cops ran away. This guy ran after a movie. Movie theater suit for women's only. Wonder Woman.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

About those women. What's the next one?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Man dressed as Tin man from wizard of Oz arrested on DWI charge in upstate New York.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Probably Mexican.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Flock of geese poops on Disneyland party.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah, that's what those kids get.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And finally, S.C. man who said they forced an alligator to drink beer may face charges. Good. There we go. That's work. Wow.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Why didn't they shoot the alligator when they were done feeding him, bonging him beer.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That way he couldn't rat him out. Yeah, this alligator ratted me out about drinking 16.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I said 16 years. 11 years of this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

11 years. I know. There was something else that popped up the other day on my Facebook remember thing. It was like, I've been doing this with you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I don't know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Seven.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Shut up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Shut up to you, dude. This is crazy. I've been off the other show for eight years.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Seven.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And I came here almost immediately. Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Eleven years of this. I. I'll never forget when we first started. We're smoother now. We sound a lot better. But the fundamental is very similar.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Similar. Yeah, you just. We're just polished. You are. Well, you and Bobbo started.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did you start this original Scotty Preston was my co host.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Scotty Preston, everybody.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No, Bobo showed up about.

[Michael Turley]

Just like that.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Bobo showed up about a year or two in.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I'm Bobby Preston at the big time radio.

[Michael Turley]

Scotty Preston.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So we were working on a. This cluster in Witch Falls, Texas and Bobo was outed out of there for political reasons.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So like it was switching to Bobbo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Was like against the grain of the station.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He was bad.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It was like bringing me blackball. It was very much like me bringing you in.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, yes.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I was blackballed on a Russ Martin station.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, man.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Not that Scotty didn't like Babo, but everybody. Oh, you know, one guy gets knocked out and everybody start talking bad about them because they got to keep their job.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

That's what it is.

[Satan]

Right.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's all right.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I don't care.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I didn't ask you if you cared.

[Michael Turley]

Right. I mean, to let the chips fall where they are. Are we not men? Are you not entertained?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Those guys were your best friends. How often do they call you?

[Michael Turley]

A couple of them were.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. How often do they call you now?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, never.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. Oh, very well.

[Michael Turley]

Seldom. So I talked to LP.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I was CBS 17 years asked me how many phone calls I've got a nun.

[Michael Turley]

They always hate you when you go.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Man, it's a weird biz.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it can be.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's a very weird biz. What was weird is coming out of that small market and then going to Dallas. We got on pretty quick. Yeah, it wasn't that easy though, but. But then we got on in Houston pretty quick and then it was like. It's weird. The smaller the market, the harder it is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

That'll make any sense?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It, it doesn't make any sense because you got the small town pride and these radio programmers that are really a big deal in their small town.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, they're a big deal.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Their egos are bigger cuz they're better known in these small markets.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

They're big fish, small pond.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah. And it's getting to the point now. It's like, just shut up. Just, you know, you knock, knock, knock, go on the front door. Hi, we would like to do this on the show. Oh God, no. Okay, hang on. Come on in. SWAT team, knock them out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, Really?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I tried to take the front door.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

We tried to be nice. We tried to be nice. I mean, now we're past it.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

It's the same crowd every freaking time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Oh, I'm just looking at a list since Adam west died today. If you haven't heard, it's all over Facebook. He died today at 88. I was looking at a list of people that I thought was dead but are not. Kirk Douglas, alive or dead? He's alive at a hundred.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Billy Graham. Alive or dead? Alive at 98.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Jesus is keeping him. Satan. What? What? Why have you not taken Billy Graham yet? Satan.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah. You would think he'd be dark next to me.

[Satan]

I'll tell you, I'll tell you the thing about Billy Graham.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Billy we were talking about. Okay, go ahead.

[Satan]

What a faker.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

No, he's not.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, no, he's not.

[Satan]

I tested him. I. I visit him in his sleep a lot. He's a great conversationalist, but I mean, he doesn't know Ecclesiastes from Deuteronomy. You know what I mean?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're very wrong. I hate to call the devil.

[Satan]

I'm wrong?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're wrong.

[Satan]

Oh, you know more than the Devil?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I absolutely do.

[Satan]

More than the Prince of Darkness himself.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, you. Yeah.

[Satan]

Well, where'd you get all that knowledge?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're also what they call that king of lies. So you would be lying.

[Satan]

You got that knowledge for me.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You're the king of lies and all.

[Satan]

It'S gonna cost you is your soul.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Stop with that. How about Charles Manson? When are you gonna take him?

[Satan]

Oh, Charlie.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Yeah, he's a lot of fun. Very underrated for a murderer.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He's 82, man. He's still alive. We're underrated.

[Satan]

Yeah. I can't wait to get my hands on him. Him and the Defeo kid up in amateur def.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Right?

[Satan]

Yeah, they're coming.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

How about Hugh Hefner, 91?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Is he heaven or hell?

[Satan]

Sorry to say, I never got him.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Hugh?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Really?

[Satan]

Oh, he's very wholesome.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Okay, how about Bob Barker at 93? Is that bad?

[Satan]

Oh, I've got some contractual obligations right now with cbs, so I really can't say. Let's just say you better get used to Drew Carey while you can.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I told you, this is the best part of the show.

[Michael Turley]

It's crazy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Let's see who else here's on on our list. Doris Day. She alive or she heaven or hell? Devil, 93.

[Satan]

Oh, she's heaven all the way.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Here's an Easy one. Gled Campbell. Glenn Campbell at 8. He'll be gone any minute now.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Devil, Was that you that put that whole sex romp together with her and him and the Oak Ridge Boys?

[Satan]

I'll tell you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And Tanya Tucker.

[Satan]

When you read the first book of the Bible and they're talking about Adam.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

And Eve apple right in the beginning.

[Satan]

That'S an allegory for sex. I invented sex.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Yeah, okay, I get that.

[Satan]

But Tanya Tucker perfected it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

She is kind of.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So what happened with her and Glenn and Oak Ridge Boys?

[Satan]

What a piece of ass.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Will you stop?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So where's Glenn going? Up or down?

[Satan]

Oh, he's going up.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Well, he's already gone. What about Tanya?

[Satan]

Tanya?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

No.

[Satan]

Oh, I've got plans for Tanya.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I have one more. I can't wait for Tanya to get up there. I got one more for you. Ozzy osborne at only 68, but he looks about 98.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

What are you gonna do with him? Are you winning that one or is Jesus.

[Satan]

You know, I think he's gonna be able to hang around either side. He's always been pretty neutral religiously, you know. Is that. That Tony Iommi? I can't wait to get a hand on What a great guitarist. We really need that down here right now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He did a guitarist in heaven.

[Satan]

Musicians almost always go to heaven.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Really?

[Satan]

Yeah, especially guitarists.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

With all the drugs and all the women, I don't know what.

[Satan]

What the deal is.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

So you're auditioning for a few good guitars?

[Satan]

Yeah, I'm just holding out for Ted Nugent, cuz, you know, he's mine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Is you?

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

You would.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

He would go the other way. He's. He's kind of on the good guy side.

[Michael Turley]

Freaks me out. Is it the 10th?

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Today is the 10th.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And it's noon.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

It is 11:57. Officially in. Eat, drink and get on the boat.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, that's what we're gonna do, Devil. We're gonna go out to the lake and load the boat up. If you want to go with us.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

Of course he is. Devil.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

He's not here.

[Satan]

I'm sorry I missed you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Did you want to go to the lake with us?

[Satan]

Oh, sure.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I love the lake.

[Bobbo (Bobby Preston)]

I bet you do.

[Satan]

You got any jet skis?

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

I do.

[Satan]

I'll follow you.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

Okay, that'll be awesome. So we're gonna go out to the lake, load it up, turn on a bunch of. Well, what music would you like us to play?

[Satan]

Be beach boys on the lake. Of course. We'll have fun, fun, fun. Till Jesus takes the Thunderbird away.

[JD (John Doe or JD Ryan)]

And remember, we've just been playing around the website on the business side of things is givemethevin.com. we take that seriously. They're flipping out of their waterbeds. Ah, well, they're mad because they're out of weed. We'll be back next Saturday. Thanks, guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Sam.