#101 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode 101 Summary

Original Air Date: February 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, is another wild, fast-paced ride through the show’s signature blend of cars, wild stories, music nostalgia, and irreverent humor. John and his regular cast include J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, and a rotating stream of colorful characters (both real and impressionist), as they field live car bids, poke fun at each other, reminisce about concerts, debate rock folklore, and riff on everything from Meth in Oklahoma to the quirks of boat maintenance. It’s a Father’s Day weekend special—expect a heavy dose of bad dad jokes, rock star tales, Austin nostalgia, blunt marriage advice, and even a call for boat mechanic help.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Return to Austin Radio & Show Station Roster

(00:31–04:31)

• The crew returns to Austin radio after several years off and gives shout-outs to their affiliate stations across the US.
• John shares a bittersweet story of how a perceptual study once showed their show was most popular in Austin, prompting management to kill the station:

  “The perceptual came back... the people they like best were us. And the management killed the format because of that.” (03:24)

• Inside radio, Austin’s “hipster” vibe, and the fickle nature of stations.

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2. The Metallica Concert at Cowboys Stadium

(00:01, 24:35, 25:04, 42:56)

• Turley attended Metallica at Cowboys Stadium. The group debates the concert’s sound, pyrotechnics, and party atmosphere.
• Notable moment: Second-hand pot smoke and the stadium being filled with smoke.

  “Cowboys Stadium hasn’t seen that much smoke before.” (00:43)

• Discussion of pyrotechnics (“the speakers right next to me and the pyrotechnics…” 25:32), stadium acoustics, and the difference between smaller venues and massive stadiums.

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3. Live Car Appraisals & Automotive Insights

(Throughout: e.g., 05:22, 10:25, 14:28, 29:08, 32:28, 53:14)

• Listeners call in from all over with cars, trucks, and even RVs for sale. John barters live on-air, explaining valuations, auction prices, and trade-in secrets.
• Consumer education on car sales:

  “We want to buy your car. And to show you how that works, we’ll do it real quick right here.” (14:10)

• Notable memorable bid: Caller with a Chevy truck at 910,000 miles (116:48)

  “Does this truck really have 900,000 miles on it?” — “Yes, 910,000.”
  John: “It made it 900,000 miles... I wanna buy it just to say that I bought it...”

• Advice on using GiveMeTheVIN.com for trade values, and dealer trade-ins (“I just go to my system and the computer will do it. GiveMeTheVIN.com, it’s right there, trade insurance right there, boom.” 86:34).

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4. Comedy, Characters, and Listener Interactions

(Through Episode)

• Regular comic bits, impressions, and “cast of characters” pepper the show:
  • Rush Limbaugh parody offers a surreal tale of partying with Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings (12:17–13:47).
  • Randy the Chipmunk warns kids off meth, reminisces about working in “Caddyshack”, and sings parody country songs (29:21, 75:04, 128:21).
  • “Tony Romo’s father” (Romero Romo) recounts tall tales about allergies and throwing cats three blocks to George Bush’s yard (19:08–21:56).
• Bad Dad Jokes Countdown (Father’s Day Special)
  “What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurdy.” (73:44)

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5. Marriage, Money, & Life Advice—Tongue in Cheek

(35:43–36:45)

• John gets real about letting one’s spouse make the financial decisions:

  “Letting your wife make the decisions in the household is a terrible, terrible idea... I let her talk me out of buying a house the other day, and it was the worst decision I made. Worst decision I made in 10 years.” (36:10)

• Humorously masculine “king of the castle” attitudes, with J.D. and Bobbo chiming in.

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6. Music Myths & Rock Folklore

(31:12–32:18)

• Fierce debate on who first used the “rock and roll devil horns” gesture: Gene Simmons vs. Dio vs. Alice Cooper.

  “Ronnie James Dio did that, man. It didn’t kiss, it’s Dio.” (31:48)
  “Kiss and Ozzy and all those guys should send Alice Cooper $1,000 a day for inventing the form.” (32:16)

• Review of a new Van Halen tell-all book, salacious stories from the 80s, and rock star hijinks (44:50–46:39).

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7. News Oddities & Pop Culture Commentary

(39:16–41:36)

• Reports on odd headlines:
  • Trump ordering the end to Y2K bug work, 17 years after the fact (39:16).
  • Survey says AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” is more theologically accurate than most worship music (40:10).
• Laughs over Batman (Adam West) allegedly sleeping with eight women a night.
• Dennis Rodman’s bizarre “diplomatic” trips to North Korea (113:44).

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8. Boat Troubles — Group Therapy and Listener Help

(132:08–147:55)

• John and J.D. bemoan trying to sell a Sea Ray boat with frustrating intermittent starting issues. Live on-air, they crowdsource diagnostic advice from listeners—suggestions ranging from fuel filters to vapor lock, to “water in the spark plugs”.

• “It’s a hole in the water you pour money into.” —Listener Adam, with the classic boat quote (137:58)

• A South Louisiana caller gives the most plausible fix: "Change the exhaust manifold gaskets, you’re done." (147:45)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Cowboys Stadium hasn’t seen that much smoke before.”
  — Turley (00:43), on the Metallica concert atmosphere

• “The perceptual came back...the people they like best were us. And the management killed the format because of that.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (03:24), illustrating radio’s bizarre logic

• “Letting your wife make the decisions in the household is a terrible, terrible idea.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (35:50), in a tongue-in-cheek riff on marriage

• “It made it 900,000 miles... I want to buy it just to say that I bought it.”
  — John (117:18), on a truck with nearly a million miles

• “Only low balls around here are on Buster Dicks.”
  — Bobbo (126:44), quipping during a car negotiation

• “Anatomically, there’s not a lot of difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel... except chipmunks have a giant wee wee.”
  — Randy the Chipmunk, on animal facts (75:58)

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Timestamps by Topic

• 00:01 — Metallica aftermath & concert tales
• 03:24 — Austin station breakup backstory
• 05:22, 10:25, etc. — Live car bids begin
• 12:17 — Rush Limbaugh impression on Austin and Willie Nelson
• 14:28 — More car deals, car-selling advice
• 24:35 — Why air Metallica on a country station?
• 25:04 — Turley recounts Metallica concert in detail
• 29:21 — Randy the Chipmunk’s anti-meth message
• 31:12 — Devil horns debate
• 35:43 — Spousal decision rant
• 39:16, 40:10 — News bits: Y2K, AC/DC theology
• 44:50 — Stadium sizes & music nostalgia
• 53:14 — Hapless callers, life details, and car bids
• 73:39 — Top 10 Bad Dad Jokes segment
• 132:08 — Boat troubleshooting segment begins; listener advice
• 147:45 — South Louisiana mechanic solves boat problem

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Episode Tone & Style

• Informal, rapid-fire, off-the-cuff banter
• Frequent sarcasm, innuendo, and irreverent humor
• Satirical takes on news, music, and Americana
• Willingness to poke fun at themselves, each other, and the callers
• Moments of open advice and genuine problem-solving, especially for callers
• Loyal listener base that can handle, and enjoys, rough-edged humor

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For First-Time Listeners

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is equal parts car auction, comedy club, classic rock morning zoo, and talk radio oddity.
• This episode skews especially loose and joke-heavy due to Father’s Day, but at its core, it’s about audience engagement—whether you’re selling a car, enjoying some nostalgia, or solving problems (“call in if you’re a boat mechanic”).
• Expect a breakneck pace and plenty of segments that wind together multiple themes in a single hour.

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Find more:

Podcast archives at johnclaywolf.com or on iTunes by searching “The John Clay Wolfe Show+”.
Call in live: 800-800-7234.
Sell your car (or boat, or RV): GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Happy Father’s Day — and remember, “GiveMeTheVIN.com, so easy, you can do it in your underwear.”

Transcript

[A]

So what happened at Metallica?

[B]

What happened to Metallica?

[A]

Oh, you're deaf.

[C]

Yeah, it was loud.

[B]

Oh, you went to Metallica? Yeah. Where did they play?

[C]

At Cowboys Stadium.

[B]

And that was still so loud you couldn't hear.

[A]

Did you get high off of the reefer? Smoke in the second hand?

[C]

Sure, if you want to call that. Yeah, a lot of drinking too.

[B]

No, get out.

[D]

What do you mean, Bob?

[A]

Did you go?

[D]

No, I didn't make it.

[A]

I didn't go either.

[D]

What do you mean? Say, you can't call it secondhand extreme.

[A]

No, I was asking like, was the stank enough? Was it heavy enough in the room to get an innocent third party stone contact?

[C]

Put it this way. Cowboys Stadium hasn't seen that much smoke before.

[A]

Ever.

[B]

Seriously?

[A]

Well, the headbangers drank out the Alamo Dome last week in San Antonio. Some concert also like Tool or somebody. No, I'm not talking about you, Bob. It's a band, you're not a tool.

[D]

What?

[A]

Good morning, everyone. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning, John.

[A]

J.D. ryan.

[D]

Good morning, John Claybourne.

[A]

The man to My right is J.D. sir. J.D. ryan, sir. Dr. Babo.

[B]

Dr. Babo, Esquire.

[A]

Our in house pervert.

[D]

Careful.

[A]

Michael Turley, our master ceremonies. And my name is John Clay Wolf.

[D]

I wish you wouldn't call me pervert. Man, that's very far.

[A]

I mean, this is it. That far of a stretch?

[D]

It's pretty assumptive on your part.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, you've never diddled me.

[D]

I'm a. I'm a clean upstanding guy.

[A]

Yeah, that reads the back page and starts slobbering on yourself.

[D]

And cerebral. I'm smart.

[A]

You're smart.

[D]

Just like everybody says. Like dumb. I'm schmod and I want respect. You're my kid brother. You jumped over me, Michael. I want respect.

[A]

I forgot about that seed. Was that right before he killed him?

[D]

Alfredo?

[B]

What movie is that from?

[D]

Tell that poor girl that you love her. I love you too. If I don't see you soon, I'm gonna die.

[A]

800-870 is the phone number. 800800 radio. So, good morning, Wzzo up in Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey. Good morning. The brew in Oakley, Homie City. And I know we don't hate all Oklahomans, just some.

[B]

No, we don't. Why would you hate any?

[A]

Good morning Dallas, Texas. ZPS925. Good morning, Houston, Texas. Buzz listeners. ESPN listeners.

[C]

This is going to take an hour.

[A]

If you're going to do all these stations. Eagle listeners. Oh, let's just do all of South Louisiana. All of that ar. But I'm getting to. To a new member of the family that was an old member of the family. Have you ever broke up with a family member and then brought them back into your life later on? This. That's what we're doing right now. Oh, I don't even know if you know this, but we break up with. We broke up with Austin, Texas. Oh, that happens about four years ago.

[B]

They're kind of moody.

[A]

Yeah, well, they're just. They're trendy and they're hipsters.

[B]

Hipster.

[A]

They'll get a contact high.

[B]

Yeah, they will.

[A]

They'll dig that. But we were on a 999, the big talker down there for a couple of years.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Had a good run. And then that thing, they did a study, a perceptual study on that station cuz it wasn't doing well. Oh. And it was one of those syndicated talk FM talk formats. The. The perceptual came back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the panel said the people they like best were us. And the management killed the format because of that.

[D]

I mean, that's. You don't know whether to be.

[A]

Did I tell you this story, J.D. no, I totally believe the bill.

[B]

I've seen this story radio over the years. This is greatness. Oh, that's a hit.

[A]

Well, we gotta. So wait, you're telling me that the jackasses from Dallas that are coming in here weekend. Weekend guys that we barely let on or are being better received than all of our pro ball talent? Yep. All right, Blow the station up. So that's what happened in 99. The big talker man. And then they sold it to kut, I think.

[B]

Funny.

[A]

Oh, and we've been gone ever since, so. Oh, blow it up.

[D]

But we're getting back together though.

[A]

We're on right now. Good morning, K V E T. 98.1, Houston's number one rock station.

[B]

Caveat.

[A]

Austin's number one classic country station.

[E]

We real happy to see y' all out there.

[D]

We got.

[A]

We've got a country boy with us that we bring along for these rides.

[E]

Saddle up, partner.

[D]

Get them boots off of you. We got you sarsaparilla waiting right over. Ms. Minnie in the corner. She tend bar this morning? Got you spit tune already.

[B]

I don't think that's really classic.

[A]

Sarsaparilla. What goes in a sarsaparilla?

[D]

That's almost like a left wing root beer. It's perfect for Austin, I think.

[A]

Spirilla.

[D]

I love Austin. God, I love Austin.

[A]

So what we do do, and this Is people that haven't heard us in a long time in Austin might remember us from this. Go ahead and put Jay on hold so I can get him cocked up. Jay, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Good morning, papa.

[A]

I'm cocked up like, ready to go. Hi. Where are you calling me?

[E]

20002011 Dodge Ram.

[A]

Okay, and is it four wheel drive, two wheel drive diesel? If it's a half ton, here's what I see. I see 11 ram half ton, crew cab, two wheel drive, leather roof and nav. And 54,000 miles.

[E]

That is correct.

[A]

What color?

[E]

Red.

[A]

Red. Average, rough or clean? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call number. Is the truck average, rough or clean?

[E]

Oh, it's very clean. Very clean.

[A]

Does. Does 20 grand buy it?

[E]

Looking for a little bit more.

[A]

That's what she said. We told them we'd ease into all that bad humor.

[B]

How'd that work out?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Good morning. It's 8:13.

[A]

How's the weather, J.D.

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna be sunny.

[A]

How much more? An inch more. Yeah, because then, you know.

[E]

Come on, John. I mean my. My old lady is busting my chops here. She's not gonna let me go. Let it go for 20,000.

[A]

What's it take to buy it? And what is up with these old la. Making decisions around the house? That's a topic for today, Turley.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Are you married? I am married.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I'm married.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

But he's the king of his castle.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

He decides what goes on in that fight. You know why? You know why? Why? Side of town.

[A]

Out of town.

[E]

Yeah, that's okay.

[A]

Makes you a tough guy, doesn't it?

[B]

A big tough guy leather riff.

[E]

Nav on 22.

[A]

22. 22.

[D]

55.

[A]

000. Yeah, that's fine. Let's do that. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Give me the vi.com. load it up and tell them what I bet on there and we'll. What city are you in?

[E]

All right. I appreciate it. My wife will be happy.

[A]

Okay, thanks. 800-800-7234 zzo. What's up? Allentown?

[C]

Mark.

[E]

Yeah, good morning.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen.

[E]

I have a 2012 Ford Econoline van with a 30 foot boom on it.

[A]

Oh God. I did. I thought the mushrooms had already wore off from last night.

[D]

30 foot what?

[A]

Boom. Boom. It's like a. It's like a cherry picker. Oh, I said it at the same.

[D]

Time on a 40 kind of line van. Yeah, it's awesome.

[A]

Dude, he lives up in the rust belt. He works for a living. Bible. He didn't just talk to people and try to make them laugh. This guy gets his hands dirty.

[D]

He's awesome.

[A]

All right, Mark, tell me about your van. I mean, what the hell? What. What are you expecting me to do with it?

[E]

First of all, I don't know. They'll probably take it to the auction. But I thought I would have a. I'm about to buy a new one. And you know those. I don't know how much a boom depreciates. I know what the van appreciates.

[A]

Is it 10,000? Does that sound right?

[E]

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty close. If I was gonna say, I wouldn't get much more.

[A]

Yeah. Go to. Go to. Give me the vin.givemetheven.com load up. Let's see pictures. I need the boom. Is the. Is the variable here? It's the wild card. I need to see what kind you have. Is it the good one, the bad one, the expensive one, the cheap one, all that good stuff. Thanks for tuning in.

[E]

Yeah, it's the Versa. It's the Versa lift out of Waco, Texas.

[A]

Did you come down here? I know what that is. Oh, so is it a bucket boom?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, all right. Yeah, yeah, send me a picture. So I want to buy it. So you're in Pennsylvania. We can get it out of there. That's fine. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio.

[D]

Dirtley looks appalled.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

I'm talking about equipment. Utility equipment. Like, you couldn't put a big fat man in that thing because it's like a. It's got outriggers event. But you could put a Mexican in there, a light one, and you could like do over high wire work.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Or a white woman.

[B]

Or a white woman.

[A]

White woman.

[D]

He's not a hater.

[A]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist and sexist. Well, I mean, you put a big old black or white man in there, that thing could flip. Yeah, because when you get a 30 foot boom and you get at the right extension and you're like getting way out there to do some repairs. Nothing worse than flipping your truck over right before lunch when you could have got like a little light, you know, 100, 160 pound Chinaman.

[B]

Sure. All right.

[A]

All right. That would have worked.

[B]

Good Morning, Austin.

[A]

Joe Palmer. 06F150 extended cap with 88. Is it a XLT? Joe? Joe? Joe. Joe. Joe, talk to me. Are you there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here, yeah.

[A]

What city are you calling from?

[E]

Well, I'm not at home right now. I'm in Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[A]

Okay. Pa. It's where all the drunks live. Bobbo? Yeah.

[E]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Oh, nothing. We were just talking about.

[D]

Good. Now, in Bethlehem they're killing time.

[E]

Actually, that's where I'm at. I think I'm in Bethlehem. I'm from Michigan originally. But I'm out here working. So I've been listening to your radio station the last couple of weeks and thought I'd call in and see what we can do.

[A]

06F150 extended cab is it's an XLT. Is it a four wheel drive?

[E]

Yep. Four wheel drive off road.

[A]

What about the rest?

[B]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Rust. Rust? How much rust?

[E]

There's a little bit of surface rust. It's around the right fender as well.

[A]

Do you have herpes?

[E]

And the back of the tailgate.

[A]

Have you ever had herpes? Have you ever had herpes?

[E]

Have I ever had what?

[A]

Herpes Simplex.

[E]

No sir.

[A]

Because like you know, you just. Just. Just a little bit of it. But the problem is is it. It's kind of like being a little bit pregnant. It just really hard to control. It flares up on you.

[B]

Starts you know.

[A]

And there's some pretty girls out there.

[B]

Yeah, there are.

[A]

That. That you gotta watch out because they've got some rust on them. And you'll get it on you. It's corrosive. I think it's a seven grand truck. Joe, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. See, I really thought I was going to be better than this starting up in Austin.

[B]

But the old John came to visit.

[A]

The good news is is it's very early this morning.

[B]

Can I tell people? But when the elevator opened on this floor you were standing there in your underwear. Can I ask that why that happened?

[A]

I slept up here. I had to go down to the car to get my sweats and get some coffee.

[B]

So you came in the building.

[A]

Anyone here at 7am on a Saturday is going to be with us. And if you're with me, you can see me in my drawers.

[D]

I know you guys had pants on when you came in here. Spicoli. I know you. Something happened to him.

[B]

He was wearing drawers.

[A]

Randy the Chipmunk is coming in. Uncle Waldo at 950. Oh, we've got a Times JD's top 10 to 10. Or no, it's Casey Casem. Top 10 and 10 sports boxing match of the century. Rush Limbaugh is going to join us. Randy the Chipmunk on Uncle Waldo, new Van Halen book, and Tony Romo's dad, Rush Limbo's here, actually, on the isd, and I see him right there on the deal. Good morning, Rush.

[B]

John Light is on.

[D]

Surprised to see you so early this morning.

[A]

I hear you and I'm surprised I grabbed you so early, but I wanted to make sure that you gave Austin, Texas a good introduction.

[D]

Oh, I love the people in Austin, Texas. They've been very good to me for years. Yeah, years and years. Really. I don't know the big talker down there.

[B]

Well, I didn't know that. You bet. Oh, they.

[D]

They understand an early Percocet kind of a day.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Better than many municipalities.

[B]

But they're not real right wing down in Austin.

[D]

I tell you a story. You are. No, but look.

[B]

Yeah, I've got it.

[F]

What?

[D]

Waylon Jennings.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Once told me.

[B]

What?

[D]

He'd rather be in a sandstorm at Littlefield than at a bar in Austin, Texas. I said, why?

[A]

Why?

[D]

He said, I don't remember. I learned so much from the horse. It was his birthday the other day.

[E]

Yeah, it was.

[D]

Yeah. Willie and I got high.

[B]

You get high with Willie?

[A]

You bet.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I've been. I've been knowing that guy for a while since he worked in Ray Price's band.

[B]

Well, yeah, Cherokee Cowboys I do remember.

[D]

With Johnny Paych did. And Roger Miller. Everybody remembers Roger.

[A]

Well, yeah, right.

[D]

But they've all forgotten about Willie. National treasure.

[B]

Not in Austin. They haven't forgotten about Willie.

[D]

Willie took me downtown to Austin, Texas.

[B]

He did?

[D]

To a hostel where he stays regularly.

[B]

I don't think he stays in a hostel.

[D]

We had a great time. It was a free breakfast bagel and some wheat germ.

[B]

You never had a free breakfast.

[D]

Which kind of clashed with my morning Percocet a bit. But I brought my own Pop Tarts, so that's important.

[B]

Carry those with you.

[D]

Don't skip breakfast. John Clay Wolf. And don't worry about going around in your undies. It's your show, it's your style. It's exactly how we approach it here on the Excellence Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from God.

[A]

Rush Limo, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan Bobo, he's the one with all the good voices. Give me the VIN is where you go to get a bid on your car. We want to buy your card. And to show you how that works, we'll do it real quick right here. 16 Silverado. Is it a diesel, Terry?

[E]

No, it's not.

[A]

Six zero six zero. Sunroof, navigation leather.

[E]

No, sunroof, navigation leather.

[A]

It's a hard one. I mean, it's not hard. I just don't know it off the top of my head. So take that in a boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm thinking. I'm thinking 35 grand, but I want to verify. Have you already had any bids anywhere?

[E]

No, no, not. Not at all.

[A]

Did you hear him, Charlie? He. He got sore when I said, oh, took one in the chops.

[E]

Hey, you know what? A no one or you know what it cost? Well, you know, and that's kind of.

[A]

Irrelevant, but MMR is 38.6, boss man. You don't have a sunroof and it's on the LTZ. Back it up. Thousand bucks. 37. Six. And it's red. Is it bright red or is it maroon?

[E]

Oh, it's bright red. It's beautiful truck. It's got the alloy wheel, you know. It's LTZ Z71 crew cab.

[A]

Okay, what does it take to buy it?

[E]

Cash?

[A]

No, I've got cash, but how much money? I'll give 35.

[D]

You think he's gonna trade?

[A]

We've got 26 seconds. Hey, go to givemetheven.com, terry, and load it up. Let's think about it, Jose.05 Cadillac CTSV with 85 average. Rough or clean?

[E]

It's clean.

[A]

What city are you in?

[E]

Houston, Maryland.

[A]

Eight grand.

[E]

Hey, can you do eight? Five? It's yours.

[A]

Have you had anybody else appraise it?

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay, I'll give. I mean, is it nice?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, no, it's nice. That's just my payoff. And that's what I'm trying to get.

[A]

I'm at 8500. Go to givemetheven.com. say John bought my car for 8500. There we go. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars of the radio. Good morning Austin. Good morning, Dallas. All original Texas. And of course, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[G]

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[D]

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[A]

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[D]

Oh, yeah, the song. Yeah, we don't have to take her. Kbt. Good morning all the time, Austin old Boa.

[B]

Corey, good morning.

[A]

You're on the air.

[B]

I love that.

[E]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[A]

I'm good. Where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm calling from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Go Cowboys.

[E]

I just want God.

[A]

Oh, go ahead.

[E]

I just wanted to say you guys got a great show and you guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome.

[A]

Oh, good. Well, we love you guys up there. And it was just a. It was a test market we went into, just screwing around to see how it work, and it wound up really working. Well, I think our best fans are in pa, New York. It's crazy. Do y' all just like our stupid ass Texan BS or. Because I know it's not. I mean, it's not the cowboy thing. Are you an Eagles fan?

[E]

No, no, I'm a Pittsburgh Steelers fan.

[D]

I could tell these.

[A]

You could tell.

[D]

Thanks for calling around the voice.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Not everyone who listens to the program is a dirty, nasty man. This man, I can tell at night, he get on his knees, he say his prayers to Ben Roethlisberger.

[B]

For those maybe joining us in Austin, this is Tony Romo's father.

[A]

Who the hell?

[E]

Yeah, Romero.

[A]

Yeah, it's Tony Romo's dad. Romero. Romo, good morning. Yeah, Tony Romo's dad. We. He comes in the show, he leaves, he comes, he goes.

[C]

He's in the green room.

[A]

He sat with us all last season, giving us the ins and outs of Tony's status. And now that he's just a commentary. How you say a commentary boy. Kind of I like to say TV boy.

[D]

More like a quarterback consultant.

[B]

You're your consultant.

[D]

But, you know, decades from now, yeah. People will say Tony Romo had the training exercise that made the modern quarterback. These are all animals.

[B]

He didn't you know? I think you made some of this up. I don't think he threw animals recently.

[D]

Antonio.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Sorry to say. Has picked up his brother's allergy to pussy cats.

[B]

His brother has an allergy to cats?

[D]

Yeah. You know, when he was a child.

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

What's Tony's brother's name?

[D]

Jaime.

[B]

I didn't know.

[D]

Jaime would always have allergies. When we would go to. To visit family or friends. Jaime would always be the first to say who bring that in here.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Because of his sneeze.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Sneeze and Antonio have had this problem lightly.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Very, very much. But he still exercises throwing capability. Oh, really?

[B]

Even though he wasn't feeling well.

[D]

Last week he was down the street at Don Henley's house.

[B]

He was Don Henley's house.

[D]

And he's out. Yes. I didn't know this. He's one of the Eagles.

[B]

Yeah, I know the Eagles. I know.

[D]

Who don't love with the Eagles.

[B]

I got Eagles. Yes.

[D]

The Hotel California.

[B]

I know the song. It's a good song. Nice long.

[D]

And they have a Siamese cat.

[B]

He had a Siamese cat.

[D]

Yes. You do know about the Asian pussycat?

[B]

The. Yeah, the Asian. Yes.

[D]

And Tony began just right before he begin to sneeze.

[B]

Oh, right before he started to sneeze.

[D]

He grabbed the cat.

[B]

You got the cat, and he throw him.

[D]

Three blocks. It must have been at least 81 yards all the way to George Bush's backyard here in Dallas. All of the good people live on the same block in high tight spiral.

[B]

The cat.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

At 47 yards per hour. He still got it.

[A]

He still got it.

[D]

If little baby pants D. Prescott was too. How do you fall out?

[B]

No, he's not gonna fall.

[D]

Would be Tony time.

[B]

Tony.

[A]

So is Tony scared of the pussycat?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

A lot of sneeze. That's really bad because he's had a.

[A]

Lot of cat thrown at him over the years. And he. I've always heard that he runs from it.

[B]

Sneezes. Well, you have to.

[D]

But now as he's getting older, his allergies get, you know, more permanent pro. He's sling at that.

[B]

Yeah. You gotta throw it away because otherwise.

[D]

You'Ll sneeze before he have a problem.

[B]

Right. It'll come.

[A]

Does Jaime ever pick up on the cat that he slings off?

[D]

Heim cannot throw nor. Nor catch.

[B]

He can't catch the cat.

[D]

Except for burritos.

[B]

Oh, he can catch burrito.

[D]

He catch a burrito.

[B]

Does he got an eating issue I.

[D]

Mean, love his time at the R locus.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Thank you, Romero. Come back in a little while. We want you throughout the day.

[D]

Careful with your children.

[A]

Miguel and 99 cobra. 63,000 miles, hard top. It's 6 to 8 to maybe 10. Probably not 10. It all depends on how nice it is.

[E]

It's very nice. I was hoping to get 10.

[A]

Well, will you load it up into givemetheven.com and let me take a look at the pictures and pull the vehicle history off the VIN number?

[E]

Yeah, I will. I will later on today.

[A]

Do it, man. Thank you, sir.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

Do you have any words for Tony Roma's dad?

[E]

No.

[A]

Be easy. Under the pussycat joe. A 12 ram half ton sc super cab. 70,000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com and load this up because I've got 20 seconds left and it takes too long to do the trucks on the air. Okay. Okay. Thanks, man. 07 ultima with 160 is worth thousand bucks.

[E]

All right.

[A]

That's cool. Yep. Ever heard of the Black Cop Mojo? The band? No, Corey, I've not. Are they wonderful?

[E]

Oh, yeah. Awesome, man. They're out of Palestine, Texas.

[A]

Okay, well, thanks for the shout out, Turley. How was. How was Metallica last night? I want to hear more about that when we come back. Was it good? Yes. Good. All right, we'll be. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. Babo. This is the John Clay Wolf show and we're powered by givemetheven.com.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

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[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail] in another shout out. Good morning, Austin, Texas. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan Bobbo. Welcome back, Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma and everybody else. Hey, hey, hey, L.A. of course, our fave 800-800-7234 in Austin. The reason we're playing in WRK in New Orleans, the reason we're playing Metallica on a country station is very, very, very clear.

[B]

It is very simple why.

[A]

First of all, Metallica is going country next year. Just like Hootie Hoodie is joining Metallica. I believe this is true. And they're going to cover a lot of racial boundaries.

[B]

You're making all this.

[A]

A black country singer joins Metallica going.

[D]

A stranger to the rain.

[B]

Stranger to the rain and.

[A]

But Turley went to Metallica last night. He invited me to go and I didn't go. And I'm a, I'm a, I'm a pussycat for doing that.

[C]

It was last minute. Friend got a last minute ticket and I was like, it's got to be worth it because I've seen him twice before you. But not in a big stadium. And I don't like the big stadiums because. Especially Cowboy Stadium because the acoustic, terrible. It's not built for this one. The seats were 10 rows back, just kind of catty corner from the stage.

[B]

So you can't be. Yeah, can't go wrong.

[C]

I mean it was the, the, the audio in there, the sound, was it good? It was amazing. Now of course, the speaker is right next to me and the pyrotechnic.

[A]

Is that where you're talking so loud?

[C]

Oh, maybe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I've done that.

[D]

You're a little blown out, have you?

[A]

Cuz you got a weird look in your eye.

[C]

Yeah, I went to bed and slept on the couch up here.

[B]

But seems to be the thing.

[A]

How about how, how much we're partying harder. You are in our older years.

[B]

Summer, man, you guys are just. Gates are open.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, you get one chance and it's like, all right, I'm going to go and I'm going to go hard.

[D]

You did so.

[C]

I drank hard.

[A]

Very hard.

[D]

I was doing it right though, brother.

[B]

We should bring up.

[A]

Breathal is here. He parties too. He's a state senator.

[D]

He's your state representative, Buster Day. So you can't worry about the acoustics. You go see Metallica, Catbourne Stadium.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That star is there whether you see it or not, baby. I was out of the VIP box of George Bush.

[B]

Oh, you were. George Bush and Don Henley were at the Italicus.

[D]

Let Me tell you something. This may strike you as funny, but those two do not get along.

[A]

What?

[D]

They're good.

[A]

No.

[D]

Don Henley said, I'm embarrassed to be in the VIP box with you and Nick Cheney is an evil Sith Lord. Oh, well, yeah, okay. You don't care nothing about the Walden woods or the Caddo Lake. And George Bush said, nobody talks about my daddy that way. Yeah, and sock Don Henley in the eye.

[B]

He didn't.

[D]

He sure as hell did.

[B]

No, he didn't. Listen, I don't think you're me.

[A]

Here's what.

[D]

Nobody backed off a little bit. But you know, sometimes if you fight.

[B]

Nobody socks George Bush in the eye.

[D]

You don't have to cut each other up to be all gangster. Sometimes you sock each other. I left those the best of friends. They're sharing a big old dog leg.

[A]

Hooter.

[B]

What?

[D]

Non Henley was. He said, hey, man.

[A]

So you were smoking pot with Don Henley and George Bush in a suite last night?

[D]

No, no.

[A]

At the Metallica concert.

[D]

No, no, no. I'm in office. Okay.

[B]

You're in the office.

[D]

I don't do anything illegal in Dallas.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You said you.

[D]

They were smoking a joint when I left.

[B]

When you left. Okay.

[D]

Don Henley says writing a song about.

[B]

It, about Sock and George Bush.

[D]

I don't know. It's called Painter Man.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

George Bush said, you know what? Don Henley, I think you're the best singer Texas ever made.

[A]

Simple as that.

[D]

That's my George Busson person. That's good.

[B]

That was very good.

[A]

It's all there is, Ted.

[B]

I could. I could almost feel like he was in the room.

[D]

Yeah, I just. I just wish Joe Walsh had been there. I was like him.

[B]

Yeah. You're a big fan.

[D]

Don Henley is a little crusty.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

He's.

[D]

George Bush is a bucket.

[A]

Last John Category. Good morning. You're on the air. 14 Hyundai Elantra. Buster. We'll get back with you in a little bit. 86,000 miles. What's the payoff on it?

[E]

I believe I owe 13 left on it. I'm just looking to get into something new.

[A]

You're hurt. You're hurt. You're injured. You need to call the paramedics. You're upside down.

[E]

I am a medic.

[A]

Yeah, okay. I'm a car medic. And this thing's worth An Elantra with 86. 7,500.

[E]

7, 500.

[A]

Yeah. I can get you. If you want me to hook you up with a dealer to get something else, just go to givemetheven.com and put that in the notes. Say, please get me with one of your in network dealers and we'll do it. Chris, good morning. You're on the air this john.

[E]

Good morning, y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

Good, good, good.

[E]

I just want to comment that I love y' all show. I'm a regular listener every Saturday morning. I like the Chipmunks.

[A]

Brandy the chipmunk.

[E]

Yeah. So what?

[A]

Randy's gonna join us here in a minute. What city are you in?

[E]

All right. I'm in Oklahoma City.

[A]

Oklahoma City. Have you ever done any methamphetamine?

[E]

Say what?

[A]

Have you ever done any methamphetamine? Methamphetamine? Walter White's Baby Blue.

[E]

Let's just say I'm an ex.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Gotcha. Well, that's our demographic.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

800. 800, I know. Hey, Brandy, Randy doesn't need any methamphetamine. He's always wired up.

[F]

There ain't nothing funny about that. Methamphetamine?

[B]

No. Oh, man, I bet not. You ever got a hold of any?

[F]

In the late 90s, I went through.

[A]

So many chipmunks, I can't imagine what.

[F]

They're beautiful, but, man, come on.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Just take care of the house.

[B]

What?

[A]

God, Randy the chipmunk. What are you talking about?

[F]

When that web TV come out.

[B]

Web tv, Yeah, I remember that.

[F]

You know, I tweaked out. Oh, and forget about dinner.

[E]

It ain't coming.

[B]

And don't.

[F]

Yeah. New laundry. You better do that yourself, man. Methamphetamine's bad.

[B]

It's bad for you.

[F]

Hey, if you little chipmunks are listening, just say no.

[B]

Just say no. All right.

[F]

I mean it.

[B]

Can you see a chip? Serious meth.

[F]

Bad for you.

[B]

Teeth. Bad for your everything.

[A]

Yeah. What's it do to you, your hair?

[F]

I don't know. You still see my friend Rusty?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. He ain't got a hell of a lot of hair left.

[A]

No. Oh, yeah.

[F]

After 90s, this bad drug. Please don't do it. Even if you're in Oklahoma. Even talk your friends out of it. Friends don't let friends tweak out.

[E]

Okay, okay.

[A]

What if you live in Love County, Oklahoma?

[F]

That's a hard sell. Not a lot else to do. The ten foil capital of Oklahoma.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Scary. What are you doing today, Randy?

[F]

I got a lot going on, man. You know, there's a big fight coming up.

[A]

Yep.

[F]

Charlie will tell you about that.

[B]

He's sports head, big box.

[F]

All I'm saying is take Mayweather while the bet's 25 to 1.

[B]

Oh, you're a big better.

[F]

I just put 150 down on it. I'm going to be rich, Chipmunk.

[B]

You'll be rich.

[F]

I'm talking about rich rich.

[A]

I get it.

[F]

Anyway, I got to go check on my nuts.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

See you later.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

Randy.

[A]

Good to see you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You've got. You've got. What's going on in your life.

[B]

Let's see here. As far as headlines or real life.

[A]

Either or. How's your wife?

[B]

My mom. First of all, I'm not married. Let's see what else is going on here. Gene Simmons is now seeking to register. You know, the big hook. Em.

[D]

Horns.

[A]

Kind of the devil horns.

[B]

The devil horns thing. He now wants this guy. He's trademarked everything. I'm surprised he hadn't put kiss on his tongue. He's now gonna try to register the trademark of the rock and roll hand. Yes.

[A]

I'm gonna give him this rock and roll bird. Rock and roll fingers.

[B]

He's awaiting the signal from the US Patent and Trademark Office as he has filed an application this Friday to trademark the hand gesture. Of course, the Rock fans know it.

[A]

Ronnie. James Dio did that. Man. It didn't kiss. It's Dio.

[B]

Did he do it first?

[D]

Bobbo, I'm sorry.

[A]

I did do it first.

[B]

I didn't know that before.

[A]

Simmons did it.

[B]

I don't think Simmons did anything first, but he's. He's the king of cheese.

[D]

He's.

[B]

He'll sell anything.

[A]

Black Sabbath and Dio had more. This.

[B]

He'll want a dollar from everybody that does it in any concert.

[D]

You rock and roll illiterate people. It was Alice Cooper did it first.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Anything crazy that was done on stage.

[B]

Alice Cooper did it first. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Kiss and Ozzy and all those guys should send Alice Cooper a thousand dollars a day for inventing the form, because he surely did. Right?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. James Brown, Vicksburg, Mississippi. Good morning. What you got, James Brown?

[E]

Well, sir, I just want to tell my cousin Bobble there. Coming in clear up here in Michigan. Vicksburg, Michigan.

[A]

Michigan. All right. Thanks, James.

[D]

Vicksburg, Michigan.

[A]

I don't know. Yeah, Bill, where are you calling from? Bill?

[E]

Yeah, the Chappaqual, New York.

[A]

Where? Chappaquala, New York.

[E]

Chappaqua, New York.

[A]

I feel like Obama, J.D.

[B]

Seriously, I feel like Obama.

[E]

Listen, listen. All you fellas from Dallas, y' all should know that that. That their finger thing is a ut. Thing that. That started down at University of Texas.

[D]

That's Right.

[E]

But you guys like Austin so much, y' all should know that. But listen, fellas, I. I like this John Clyde. He's a good boy. I tell you, I got these fleet of these trucks coming from. From the. From the initiative, and I got 15 of these 1500 series.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

They're these.

[E]

They're. They're coming straight from. Straight from down in Central America. And I need to get rid of them fast.

[A]

What's the transport on them?

[E]

Dominican Republic.

[A]

So we're bringing them up. Are you going to deliver them here, buddy?

[E]

However we work it out. I got, like I said, I got 15 of those. I got some cars coming from the Initiative.

[A]

You know, I don't know what the initiative is, but I buy cars all. I mean, I buy fleets all the time. So do this. Go to givemetheven.com, click email, JCW. And I gotta go because I've got three seconds left, fella. But I do want to buy your fleet. And that goes for all your oil field guys. Oil field trucks, electric trucks, all that stuff. We do it all the time. 800, 800 radios. Call the number. My name is John Clay Wolf. JD and Bobbo Turley. We'll be right back. Light up the love that I found oh, that I found. The John Clay Wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-RADIO and 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail]. which one is this? Skynyrd. What? It's a good one. Working for mcn? Yep. Why do drive thrus not accept their own trash? I still don't get it. It still makes me mad.

[B]

You just give it back.

[A]

Well, they gave it to me. And I don't want their clutter in.

[B]

My car because it's health department.

[A]

Take the trash and you put it in the trash.

[B]

They can't touch trash and then touch.

[A]

But some of them do. Well, then they like give you the wink nut.

[B]

Okay. Then they're going against policy and they're giving you the wing nod.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Just like girls in a bar, they'll give you the wing nod.

[A]

I still don't get it.

[B]

Doesn't mean any trash.

[A]

Still don't get it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So this guy's a minute ago, his wife. He's got to go talk to his wife about the car. Have you been hearing that a lot lately, Turley?

[C]

People every day in the buying room.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Excuse it's the wife excuse? Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Everybody, you letting your wife make the.

[A]

Decisions in the household is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.

[B]

Why?

[A]

It just. It's just, you know, you listen and you nod your head. But don't overuse that feedback because you need to go with your instincts as the king of your castle.

[B]

Like you do.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yes. Like you do.

[A]

I let her talk me out of buying a house the other day.

[B]

You did?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Because she was yelling at me just the other day, and it's like, you know, you always do what you want to do anyway. And you never asked me anything. And I said, I love. I did. I went with you on this one. And I actually cowered down and said, okay. And it was the worst decision I made. And I don't know how long. Worst decision I've made in 10 years.

[B]

Wow. That's a long time to make a lot of. And you've made a lot of decisions in 10 years.

[A]

There was a house that my gut was like, buy it.

[B]

Buy it.

[A]

I made an offer on it. They said no. 90 days pass. The realtor calls me back, said, the lady found something else. She's ready to go. Will you still do what you offered? And I was like, yes. And then I let her talk me out of it.

[B]

She don't like the house. I mean.

[A]

What did she not like about. Needed to redo? It was too close to my ex wife's house.

[B]

Ah, there we go.

[A]

That's the problem. But we wouldn't see each other. We were on different roads and different. I mean, it's fine. It is fine. That's not what she said. But I didn't have a feeling that's what it was. But you gotta get over that, man.

[D]

I had one. Talk me out of one when I lived down here. You guys remember Mandy? I want to get that house overlooking Lake Como over on Diaz. She was like, nope.

[A]

Well, that's. This the hood, bubba.

[D]

Well, yeah, but I don't care.

[A]

I mean, if you don't care, you don't care. That's not much of a lake. That's like a. Like a. Did you eat the fish out of Lake Como?

[B]

Yeah, it's like the Trinity River.

[A]

It's worse than the Trinity River.

[D]

I've never seen fish come out of it, but there's always people fishing.

[A]

Yeah, they're not fishing for spirit, sport dog. That's why they've got three hooks on each line. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Uncle Roy taught me about that. He taught me how to fish.

[B]

Well, he's got all kinds of. If he could just do his lessons, put them down in an audiobook.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And now, wisdom of the ages.

[D]

Words of wisdom literally from Uncle Roy.

[B]

Every week we should have a special words of wisdom from Uncle Roy car.

[A]

Dealers or work there. We have our trade in tool that we just launched a week ago that you can put on your car dealership webpage and it'll bid the cars for your customers and send them straight back to your people.

[D]

Where do you find that?

[A]

Just go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW.

[D]

Nice.

[A]

Yeah, it's something I've been working on for a long time. You know, it's funny, if you're buying trade ins at like a Kia store, well, you need like a. Yep. You need a trailer and a winch, Mexican and a jump box.

[B]

They're a good car. Stop it.

[A]

No, can you. They're trade ins.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Junk.

[B]

Oh, the trade in.

[A]

Yeah. So you could, you can kind of depending, you know, we buy cars from car dealers in the different dealerships, Cadillac stores, GMC stores. The trade ins at the GMC store are higher grade than the ones at the Chevy store. Okay, but like you get into the Kia trades, Tony Romo could throw those 48 yards and after into the trash can.

[D]

A lot of Pontiac.

[A]

Just junk. Just junk. It's just junk. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Ooh. In that Mercedes bed. If you're listening down there, I need to bid that I will buy that van that you called me on last night at the Mercedes of Houston. Sorry. God, I forgot all about.

[B]

You are so add.

[A]

Well, it was something I needed to do.

[B]

Remember three weeks ago I had the Volkswagen.

[A]

Okay, I want that black, white, Latino or other.

[B]

Well, actually I have a headline. Okay, we have Facebook folly or real. Okay, here's the headline for you. Trump orders government to stop working on the Y2K bug 17 years later. Is this true or is that just Facebook silly folly? Trump orders the government to stop working on the Y2K bug 17 years later.

[A]

True, Michael.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna say true.

[D]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's not that dumb.

[B]

Actually, it is not he. It is the government that is still working on the Y2K bug. He did order them to stop doing.

[A]

He's smart enough to tell them to stop because it has been 17 years.

[D]

My point exactly.

[B]

17 years later. Let's see what else we have here. We have a recent survey. Well, this is just a funny Story survey performed by a group says that the ACDC hard rock classic highway to Hell is more theologically accurate than 96% of the songs that most worship bands play in churches.

[A]

Exam have that tuned early. I'd like to bring Satan in here on the air and talk about this.

[B]

They examined over 800 songs and compared the theology to the scriptures and found that the. Of course, highway to Hell was significantly more accurate than 96% of the songs they played.

[A]

Nothing better than having Satan on your radio show this Father's Day weekend.

[B]

Bon Scott's understanding of mankind's depravity clearly rivaled anything Paul wrote in the third chapter of Romans, according to this survey.

[A]

What kind of survey is this?

[B]

Yeah, that.

[A]

That Paul the Apostle. Good morning, Satan. What a poser.

[B]

He's a pose.

[A]

What? You know, it's absolutely true, though.

[D]

The song highway to Hell.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Love that bond, Scott.

[A]

He had a lot to say.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And there are a lot of ways to get to hell.

[B]

Are there?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll tell you honestly, I mean, I should know. You should know. Yeah.

[D]

You wrote the playing in a rocking band.

[B]

Yeah. Is a great start. Is it?

[E]

Yeah, you bet.

[A]

You can be rich and famous, get.

[D]

All the girls you want, and all it's gonna cost you is your eternal soul.

[B]

I understand. Yeah.

[A]

And that's the art of the deal.

[B]

I get it pretty much. But people said back in the 60s, rock and rolls from the devil, I guess all the time that they were. Right.

[D]

Absolutely.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know.

[A]

You act like you'd never heard that before.

[B]

I'd heard it, but I didn't know was real. I thought that was just the parents kind of rebelling against. Yeah.

[D]

And what's surprising is it's these kids stars that are the worst.

[A]

Oh, really?

[D]

Oh, they're bringing armies and armies to me.

[A]

Like the Jonas Brothers. Yeah.

[B]

I love those Jonas Brothers.

[A]

Do you?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Bringing them back.

[D]

Yeah. Those girls turn 25 and realize that the dream is over.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, mine. Like I'm young. Thank you, Satan. Thank you, Satan, for joining us this morning.

[D]

Okay, guys, I gotta go poke some individuals.

[A]

I'll see you later.

[B]

Facebook.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, that is our phone number. Yeah, that's how long we've been doing this. It's been 10 years on the air. I remember when I got that number 10 years ago, I was surprised that it was available.

[B]

Yeah. Really? 800-800-Radio.

[A]

It cost a lot.

[B]

Did.

[A]

It really does now too. New Van Halen book. I Want to get into that right now? What's the story, Turley?

[B]

We have that JD's got story.

[A]

Hang on a minute.

[B]

I got to dig it out.

[A]

Oh, well. Nothing like being prepared, huh, Boba?

[B]

I didn't know we were going that way.

[E]

What?

[A]

Says it right there on the board at 8:50.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh.

[A]

Since when do you follow schedule? So tell me about the. The Metallica concert, Charlie. What was the. What was the favorite song?

[C]

I mean, over there? Gosh. I guess the Everybody Loves. I like Seek and Destroy.

[A]

Was it a sellout? It's a massive stadium.

[C]

Yeah, I guess it was almost a sellout. It probably had about 80,000 there.

[A]

Why? So Guns N Roses play Starplex 4 or 3 years ago without Slash, and they barely fill up Starplex. It's like these bands are selling out Jerry World just because it's Jerry World. Yeah. This is the largest venue in the country, is it not?

[C]

Yeah, I think.

[A]

And I think that's besides College Stadium. It's.

[C]

Yeah, because a lot of people can't go to the game, and so they're like, okay, I get to see the stadium, but you don't get to see it. I mean, the. The board's not on and you're just kind of in your little section.

[A]

The big screen is not on.

[C]

Now that. Because all the shows, they have their own little pyro and back screen. And I mean, Metallica had it from basically from one end zone to the other was their whole stage.

[A]

It was huge.

[C]

And they had a backdrop. All the way in the back was just a screen.

[A]

Wait, wait, the stage took up the entire football field?

[C]

Yes, from one side. So if you're going from sideline to sideline.

[A]

So were they playing to both sides of the stadium or were they backed up?

[C]

Backed up.

[A]

Okay, so it was a half house, but long ways.

[C]

Well, not quite half. It was more than half. It was because they were backed up to the back of the end zone there. So that's why I was saying it was about 80,000. But that. And that stage was so big.

[A]

Was the floor full?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Oh, yeah, it's all the floor.

[C]

And then you got six, four, whatever, five levels in at the stadium. But that stage is so big. It's like.

[A]

I've seen them at the Tarrant County Convention Center. Oh, yeah, it's better. Yeah.

[B]

It's a dressing room for AT&T Stadium.

[A]

Well, they're so far apart.

[C]

It's like they're. They're doing their own little show because you have to watch one and then you're like, all right, I'm done. I'm gonna have to watch this other one because they're. They're 20 yards apart, each one of them.

[B]

Oh, you end up watching it on the screen.

[C]

Well, on the back screen, because that's.

[A]

Where they had it.

[C]

Because you're like, okay, you want to watch it all at the same time.

[B]

On the big overhead screen?

[C]

No, not the big Jumbotron. Not the Jerry Tron.

[A]

So the new Van Halen book's coming out.

[B]

Book coming out. Of course, there was a book from David Lee Roth called Crazy from the Heat, but there's a new book called Running with the A Backstage Pass into the Wild Times, Loud Rock and Down and Dirty Truth Behind Making of Van Halen. And that was written by the tour manager, Noel Monk. And basically, he comes out with some. There's. He's. There's porn movies that they've not only videotaped but produced and been distributed of David Lee Roth. And he's running around.

[C]

Well, we actually have a excerpt from it. Yes, Here it is.

[A]

Yeah. Prologue, 1982. As the boys in the band descend from their limo, the smell of sex hangs in the air. It grabs them by the nose, by the crotch, yanks them forward through a throbbing crowd of early arrivals. Young girls mostly, screaming and pleading.

[E]

Doing.

[A]

Anything to get noticed.

[D]

Oh, God, I'm running.

[A]

And perhaps gain access to the inner sanctum where the real party begins. Running one more time. The boys pretend not to notice.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

By this point, roughly four years into a spectacular seven year, they've become accustomed to the adulation perks that come with it. For David Le. Brothers, Edward Van Halen and Alex Van Halen and Michael Anthony, this is as good as it gets. Now we got to hear that song Turley we got here. It's all in my head. Please pull that up.

[B]

The book is called Running with the Devil, the Backstage Passenger, the Wild Times, Loud Rock and Down in Dirty Truth behind the Making of Van Halen.

[A]

800, 800 radio is out to get.

[B]

Oh, that's great.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I had no idea.

[A]

Did y' all make that or did you find it? That was funny.

[C]

It was made.

[A]

What about the son of a. Is he around?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

This Father's Day weekend.

[D]

Time to pay some bills.

[A]

I didn't realize it was Father's Day week until yesterday.

[B]

Well, your kids are out of town, so easy to miss that, right? You've been a little bit busy.

[A]

You've been working like a dog at the bar. Oh, that's mean. J.D. why you rush Rush, straighten him out. Rush Limbaugh.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Like he's going to straighten anybody out.

[A]

Rush, are you a Van Halen fan?

[D]

Look, of course.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You are.

[D]

Lori, don't go for a lot of the hard work. Rock and roll. I think lifestyle wise. I learned a lot from Van Halen.

[B]

You did what?

[D]

Well, sure. Why no Brown M M's? No, that's a good guideline.

[B]

Why?

[D]

Well, you can. I mean, if. If you're okay with Brown.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You can get in a lot of.

[D]

Trouble if you spend your day high on opioids.

[B]

Oh, I don't think.

[F]

What is the problem?

[D]

Whiskey in the morning and cocaine at night. Award winning talk shows every weekday.

[B]

Yeah, award winning.

[D]

You know, one day it's Brown M. Sims, the next day. Yeah, you're following little chipmunks around.

[A]

No, it's not good.

[D]

It's not good for a show host.

[B]

All started with the Eminem.

[D]

Especially when you're a show host at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Yeah. Does that answer your question, John?

[A]

It does, it does, it does.

[D]

Thank goodness.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[B]

We are running with the devil.

[A]

800 radio 24. Oh, yeah. I can't stop talking about that. Let's grab this line one. Kick up line one. Here's two. Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John.

[D]

Hey.

[A]

Hey, who's this?

[E]

This is Tommy in Louisiana. Lake Charles.

[A]

Tommy and Lake Charles. Lake Charles, yes, sir. What you got?

[E]

Hey, I've got a truck. I have a truck I want to give you some information on, but I also have a 2016 travel trailer. Do you do anything with that?

[A]

We do buy RVs. Okay, so when you go to givemetheven.com, just put, put in the info box, it's RV. Or just click email jcw and send me the information directly.

[E]

Yeah, this one is super, super clean.

[A]

Know the market on these things at all? I have an RV specialist. I don't know.

[E]

Do you? Okay, well, I'll go ahead and do that then. I'll go ahead and do that kind of truck.

[A]

Have you got?

[E]

But. Well, I have a 2011 Tundra with a 5.7. It's the double cla cab, not the crew cab. I've had. I got about 106,000 miles.

[A]

Leather, cloth.

[E]

Pardon me?

[A]

Leather. Cloth.

[E]

It's cloth. It's. It's not really the fancy one, but I did put the rail, the step.

[A]

On it and four wheel driver too.

[E]

And I'm part of me.

[A]

Two or four wheel drive.

[E]

It's two. What year model 2011.

[A]

Is it an SR5 or a base work truck?

[E]

It's just a base work truck, but I put like, I have a grill in the front. I've got. I've had seat covers on it the entire time.

[A]

I need to see it. I need to see it to see the work truck, how work truck it looks, or if you've kind of turned it into a city truck. 10,000 is what's hit me, but I need to see it. I may give more than that. I just, I need to see what we're talking about.

[E]

Yeah, you definitely get more than that. Okay, good.

[A]

Well, then go load both of them in to give me the vin.com and we'll get it. Oh, wait. Yukon with 93 SLT leather roof. 93,000 miles average. Rougher. Clean.

[E]

Clean.

[A]

Okay. Have you had it bid anywhere else? Are you. What are you trying to do?

[E]

Yeah, I had CarMax bid.

[A]

What? You've taken it to CarMax and they've inspected it? So you got the piece of paper from them that gives the offer?

[E]

Yes, I do.

[A]

And how much? You know that if we don't beat that piece of paper, if we don't beat their offer, I owe you a hundred dollar check. That's my guarantee to everybody. So. What?

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

That's awesome.

[A]

What, what, what, what? They give you for it? An 08 with 93.

[B]

They.

[E]

They gave me a bit of 95 for it.

[A]

Okay, I, I will. No mechanical problem? Well, obviously not. They wouldn't have. They would have noted that. I'll give 10,000 for it. What city are you in?

[E]

I'm actually in Irving.

[A]

Okay, I'll buy it. If you want to sell it for 10,000, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send that Carmax offer too, and say, John, beat it by 500.

[E]

Okay. Awesome. Well, thank you very much. This is easy.

[A]

Yes, sir. Thank you. 800-800-7234, J.D. ryan. We got to go to commercial break. Babo. Yeah, we're going to ramble on. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favorite.

[D]

Be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer. They owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[D]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail]. happy Father's Day weekend, everyone.

[B]

Happy Father's Day, J.D.

[A]

Where are your kids?

[B]

My kids? One's in Minnesota, one's in Texas. Everybody's doing great. We're have lunch tomorrow. How about you?

[A]

Minor overseas.

[B]

Overseas.

[A]

Bob, how about yours? How. Where are your kids?

[D]

My daughter's coming in Sunday for sure.

[E]

Gonna have a Bob.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

Jeremy, where are your kids this folks Father's Day weekend? Jerry. Jerry Beam. Son of Jim Beam.

[E]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

Where are your kids this Father's Day weekend?

[E]

They're here.

[A]

How old are they?

[E]

40. In the 40s.

[A]

How old are you?

[E]

I'm 63.

[A]

God, you sound. Drinking and smoking in Louisiana. All those years has been good to you. You sound young.

[E]

Thank you, man.

[A]

Maybe. Sounds like Jerry. What's the smoking. The bandit guy's name? Jerry.

[D]

Jerry Reed.

[A]

Jerry Reed.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. Jerry Reed.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Okay. You got a 12 Honda CRV with 64?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

What city in Louisiana do you live in?

[E]

Alden, X O L D. Outside of Baton Rouge.

[A]

Alrighty. Is the CRV a leather cloth?

[E]

That's leather sunroof. Yes, sir.

[A]

What color?

[E]

It's a silver color.

[A]

All right. It's. That's a different body style than that guy that called in a minute ago, but I'd still give 13. 13, 12. 12, 7. 12, 7, 12, 7.

[E]

It's decked out too. It's got a running boards and luggage rack. It's everything.

[A]

We don't want to over deck a crv. You'll start like turning it queer. That's not.

[E]

What's that.

[A]

You don't want to overdo a crv.

[E]

Yeah, I hear you.

[A]

You know, I mean, it'll start looking like a little old man deal. Like with little custom lights and stupid little little eyebrow over the windshield and all that. And then it's worth like half. Yeah, I can't.

[E]

I can't get 13 for it. Huh?

[A]

Will you take 13 for it?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably.

[A]

Give it then. Go. Go to givemetheven.com. let me pull the. The vin Numbers to make sure the car for and the auto checks clean. The wrecks and the pictures look good. And y' all buy it? I'll buy it.

[E]

I'll buy it.

[A]

I'll buy it. We got a done deal, Jerry. Jerry beam from South Louisiana sold us his Honda CRV with running boards. Custom 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4 Jan. A10SS Camaro. Does it have a sunroof?

[D]

No.

[A]

What color?

[E]

It's imperial blue metallic.

[A]

Okay. Is that like electric blue or is it royal blue or navy blue? Navy blue. Okay. We talk in layman's terms down here in Texas. You in Wichita Falls, y' all fancy with imperial blues metallics and funny names and stuff. How nice is it?

[E]

It's excellent shape in garage since we bought.

[A]

It's got 9,000 miles on it.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Have you had any offers on it yet?

[E]

I haven't tried to sell it.

[A]

Okay. Because you know what? You paid for it due. So you're already going to be mad at me when I'm. Are you aware that new cars depreciate even when they're low mileage?

[E]

Correct.

[A]

All right. I just don't want to be the bearer of bad tidings, you know what I mean? I don't want you to start yelling at me about what you paid Herb easily for. That's. That's between you and Herb. It sounds like a 20 grand rig to me, hun. And I say hung lightly like I'm your friend, not like I'm flirting.

[E]

Okay, 20.

[A]

20 if it's got a clean carfax. Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I'll give 20,000. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com Gene, good morning. You're on there.

[E]

Hey, man, I just want to say thank you. We showed y' all pick up two, three weeks ago and everything went smooth.

[A]

What city?

[E]

We took it to Wichita Falls. We're out of Seymour.

[A]

Oh, I know where Seymour is. That's where I started my freaking radio career, dude. At that Ka. What's it? KT? Ksey. Yeah, yeah. And I flipped that thing over to ESPN. AM, ESPN 1230. Do you remember that? Were you there then?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow. Steve hurt us for years.

[E]

I've been hearing you. My son had a pickup. I co signed for it, but he was wanting to get rid of it. The 2014 Ford. And anyway, I told him about y' all and he got in touch with, I think it was Todd, Dallas Fort Worth and seen him some money. We took it over there. And then a couple weeks he got the rest, money. Everything went smooth. Oh, we did.

[A]

We did the 50. 50 on the equity. So, like, we owed you like $10,000 and we gave you 5 up front and 5 when we got the title.

[E]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, Exactly. But it worked out fine. I appreciate it.

[A]

Thanks, Gene. Thanks for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[C]

This is real then, huh?

[A]

It is real, Denise. Chevy C71, 1500 with 180 extended cab, four wheel drive. What city you're in? Oklahoma. To see?

[E]

Guthrie.

[A]

Guthrie, Oklahoma. Average rough or clean for. Even for Oklahoma terms, I would say rough. What'd you say? Rough. Rougher than a drunk Indian pig wrestling contest. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and let me see pictures of it because I don't wanna. I need to make sure I bid it right. There's no reason for me to give a thousand bucks. A thousand bucks? Thousand bucks?

[B]

Not a thousand.

[E]

What?

[A]

Yeah. You know what she needs to do, Turley? She needs to sell it. She needs to sell it. 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. J.D.

[B]

Ryan, breaking news.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The Bill Cosby sexual assault trial has now ended in a mistrial.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yep. Ended in a mistrial. Even before the prosecutors head the breakdown among jurors they declared they will retry the comedian. Now jurors when were unable to reach a verdict on any of the three sexual assault counts. So.

[A]

Well, you know those pudding pops don't stay hard forever.

[D]

Jury was almost as hung as Fat Albert.

[B]

Oh, God. They deliberated 52 hours. Anyway, it's mistrial.

[A]

Mistrial. Swing and a Miss. 800-800-Radio. Call in now. My name is John Clay Wolf. It's of the day weekend. We'll be back on a memento portfolio.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com givemetheven.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[A]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[B]

You know better.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Fuel, Give me Fire. Give me something I desire. Steve. Good morning, you're on the air. JD Shut up for a minute, Bob. Oh, you too. I gotta talk to Steve. Come on, y', all, shut up.

[B]

Steve.

[A]

Steve.

[D]

Hello?

[A]

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Steve. Steve, you're the wrong Steve. I want to talk to this Steve. Land Cruiser. Steve. Land Cruiser. Steve, where are you calling from?

[E]

Down in Houston.

[A]

Houston. 90,000 miles on a 13 land crusher. What color is it?

[B]

Black.

[E]

Black and black.

[A]

Just like Turley's prom date. Is it. Is it more than 30 grand?

[E]

Yeah, it's probably more than 30.

[D]

I mean.

[A]

What is it? What I do, but I want to. I mean, if I'm buying some high ass mile expensive car, I should make more than 300 bucks on it. It's not like a four thousand dollar Civic. There's a lot.

[E]

But you can, you can ship these to the Middle east to make a grand.

[A]

What are you, a racist?

[E]

No, no.

[A]

What are you? ISIS supporter?

[E]

No, they love them over there.

[A]

Yeah, they're going to strap a big gun on the top of it and fly around the sand dunes. That's what you're saying?

[E]

No, you know what I'm saying, man.

[A]

Does 32 grand buy it? Do you want to sell it?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, 32 grand buy it. That's real number.

[E]

Yeah, that'd probably do it.

[A]

Okay, well, if you're in Houston, then go to givemetheven.com, load it up, need the VIN number, the miles and the pictures. Say I sold this to John this morning on the air for 32 grand and we can get you paid money. Or Tuesday, as soon as you want, we'll have somebody at your house or at your office with a check in hand ready to roll. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[E]

No, I got the title.

[A]

We'll do it. Thanks, Steve.

[E]

All right, thanks, man.

[A]

Later. What is he gonna do? He's gonna sell that, sell that, sell that. That's. That's our auction lane that we'll be doing Weekly Great Big 5th Anniversary Sell at Metro Auto Auction Dallas on Tuesday. We're gonna have a couple hundred cars there ourselves.

[B]

Oh, so crazy.

[A]

Dang.

[C]

You want to hear a couple SOBS for this week?

[A]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

By the way, you can follow how.

[B]

Appropriate for Father's Day weekend.

[C]

Oh man, no kidding. You can follow him on Twitter sobjcw.

[B]

Some fathers really are SOBs.

[D]

He's not a member of the Mile High Club because two entrepreneurs and four drink refills doesn't leave enough time for quality foreplay. He didn't catch Metallica at Cowboy Stadium because if he's going to pay a couple hundred for a sausage fest, he'd prefer to see an actual game. His favorite Six Flags experience, Wet girls coming off the log flume ride. Mmm. Boobies. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a new natty, like tall boy.

[A]

Yeah, buddy. Daddy like tall boys. How many do y' all have?

[B]

More.

[A]

Here. We need to spread these.

[D]

He doesn't use the plenty of fish dating site because he's found the waitresses at Golden Corral are way more approachable. There's something about that Reese Witherspoon that reminds him so much of the freshman girls he used to date in his 20s. He plans to have his Father's Day celebration wrapped up early on Sunday. Sunday? The nudie bar opens at 4.

[A]

That's true.

[D]

Boobies. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Wow. It's pretty funny. Is the nudie bar open at Fordmore?

[D]

Absolutely.

[B]

Most of them. 24.

[C]

Father's Day special, I imagine.

[B]

Oh, you know they do. Absolutely.

[A]

You know, the holidays get lonely, you.

[D]

Know, it's always a Father's Day special for the dancers, though, at the nudie bar.

[A]

Is it kind of.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There's daddy issues, man.

[B]

Oh, that's true.

[D]

Was that that obscure?

[B]

Didn't think.

[D]

You're not listening.

[A]

I really haven't been to one of those in so long I can't remember. And I know you think I'm lying. I'm not the. I did see the one armed lady in Wichita Falls at maximus about. About 10 years ago on a tricycle.

[D]

She was so nice.

[F]

What?

[A]

Oh, do you know her?

[B]

Is this real? Yeah.

[A]

The one arm stripper.

[B]

This is real.

[A]

As real as it gets at a nudie bar in Wichita Falls. I think I was with Baba.

[B]

Is this just. It's just like a circus kind of nudie bar?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Exotic.

[A]

Exotic.

[B]

Exotic. Exotic. I don't think a baby yard on a tricycle is exotic, Richard.

[A]

An 09 Tacoma, two door. Is it an extended cab or just a two door? Richard. Richard, L.A. richard, is your Tacoma like a regular cab or an extended cab?

[E]

It's a regular cab. Two door, two wheel drive, long bed.

[A]

So it's just like a little parts delivery looking truck?

[E]

Almost Exactly.

[A]

Is it five grand, Richard? Is it five grand, Richard?

[E]

Probably not. Today.

[A]

Okay, it's. Bye. 800-800-723-4. Today, Derek and Oo La Sabre with 136. Fancy, fancy out of Austin. All right, listen. Listen to the country station. What do you think about. What do you think about us so far this morning, Derek?

[E]

It's pretty funny, honestly. A couple people selling some nice cars and couple people wanting too much money.

[A]

So you have an. Oh, so we could play some country music for Derek here in just a second at the end of this car. 2000 Buick La Sabre with 136. How much is this car, Derek?

[E]

I'm thinking 1200. You know, hang on. Now, now, now.

[A]

It ain't me, babe.

[E]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe.

[A]

Andrew. A 13xlt, four wheel drive Ecoboost with 4,000 miles. What are you gonna replace it with?

[E]

Diesel.

[A]

Diesel. So you're gonna trade it in? What are they already. What have they bid it at at the diesel store on trade?

[E]

I haven't. I would just rather sell it out. Right, okay.

[A]

Go to Give me the. We're running out of time. We go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com and load it up. My system will hit you immediately, like automatically with a range, like a $2,000 range from X to Y. And then our buyer will call you back and get you an actual offer, like a exact offer. And that goes for everybody. Listen, right, you can go to give me the vi n givemetheven.com and the system will bid your car immediately if it's under 150,000 miles and under $50,000. Anything over that we have to do by hand. But. So we've got the top 10 coming.

[B]

Top 10 at 10 coming to see father's Day salute to bad jokes. Fathers, you know, daddies love to tell them, pull my finger. Shut up.

[D]

Don't say that to the.

[B]

That's going on. We have more information about Batman coming out. Adam west, apparently a sex star. Did you hear this? Oh, yeah. Time to tell the story or not.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Behind the Mask was a sex mad actor who slept with up to eight women a night and turned to booze when the show was axed. He and co star Burt Ward, who played his sidekick Robin, of course, romp with eager groupies in their dressing rooms between takes. The actor explained years later, because the physical limitations of the costume, you had to have quickies. They said they had women coming in and out 7 o' clock in the morning. They had groupies, they had female co stars. Of course. Robin says The. That Adam, who was Adam west, who was obviously older, was the ringleader of the situation. Never did videotape any of it, though.

[A]

So he was kind of like the Hogan's Hero guy. Kind of.

[B]

Sort of. Except Hogan's Hero sort of did some really twisted stuff, and he did it on film. And I think he got beat to death with a camera tripod.

[A]

He did. That's when, you know you've climaxed in the porn industries when you get beat to death with a camera tripod.

[D]

But you don't do that to Batman. No, no, he wasn't Batman. Anyway, when he did that stuff, he was probably Bruce Wayne.

[B]

He was. West was 37 years old and twice divorced at the time when he offered. When he was offered the role, by the way, that would define his life. So he was in his late 30s before he became Batman. He was just, you know, in his. Into his 40s and just having a great time. Can you imagine?

[A]

You interviewed him a lot?

[B]

I did, yeah. We have met him several times. Great fun guy.

[A]

Did he never tell you?

[B]

He never tried to come on to me, though. No.

[A]

Was he. Was he gay?

[B]

No, he was not gay.

[C]

Eight women a night.

[B]

Eight women a night. He was a lot of things.

[A]

Metrosexual is the same as hetero. Flexible. Okay.

[B]

Bumper sticker. What?

[A]

Luke and I was Acura RL with 114. Is it like 8 grand or 7 grand? Does that sound right?

[E]

That's probably sounds about right. I just think it's roundabout.

[A]

You want to sell it?

[E]

Possibly.

[A]

Then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll buy it. Got it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Tim, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how you doing, John Clay?

[A]

I'm good, good, good. Where you calling from?

[E]

From Allentown Penns. I talked to you guys a couple weeks ago when you were talking about the Philadelphia Eagles fans not liking you boys from Dallas.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, I went home, I heard it on the radio in my truck, and I said to my wife, I said, I was on the John Clay Wolf show, and I tried pulling it up on the podcast, and I couldn't find it. So I was just curious if you guys cut it out or if it's maybe a different podcast. I know you guys got a bunch of sister stations and all that.

[C]

Yeah, the.

[A]

The podcast is, you know, and on itunes, the John Clay Wolf show, or just go to John Claywolf dot com. So you found the podcast, but you couldn't find your part on there where you were on the air?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know. It's there. You're just. You're just a drunk yankee man and you can't find. You don't know your way around the computer. 800, 800, 100, 7234, WZZO Classic rock. Classic PA rocking the Lehigh Valley in the Poconos. New York, Penns and Jersey. Jersey at the bottom. Are we gonna go to the bottom after the show?

[D]

Bob, forget about it.

[A]

I want to go the bottom.

[D]

I'll be there.

[A]

Another cocktail.

[D]

I'll be there. I need to do something like this.

[A]

Austin, we're losing you right now because of some scheduling errors, but we will be back next week in Austin with the full show. So you can also jump over to the iheart deal and stream us if you want. But we'll be back next week on k was a kvet. Kvet. For the full show. We've got to go to the break. Hit the top of the RID. Come back with Casey Kim. Top 10 at 10. Remember, the phone number is 800-800-RADIO. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[F]

Who are you?

[A]

Are you.

[E]

Come on, damn it.

[B]

Who are you?

[A]

The John clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-RADIO at 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] It's Father's Day.

[B]

It is indeed father's day weekend.

[A]

Mike, what are you gonna do for father's day? This is John with givemetheven.com.

[C]

Hi, John. How you doing?

[A]

No, I'm Mike Jones on line one. Sorry, Mike. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Burleson.

[A]

Burleson. I know where that is. I love. I live off the tollway in Johnson county.

[E]

It's the place to be.

[A]

It's the place to be. Tollway and County Road 1902 is the place to be. They talk about skyline ranch. Come build beautiful houses. Skyline ranch.

[B]

Right.

[A]

We were a kid, Skyline ranch was a project. Government project, mobile homes. Really? Yeah. Come do meth at skyline range is what it used to be. Times a change.

[B]

Hire and die.

[A]

15F150 super crew with 46 cloths. Oh. One of these things. It's like a rent truck. Does it have a bench? Front seat?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

What are you gonna buy?

[E]

I'm not.

[A]

Why?

[E]

My wife has cancer.

[A]

Oh, damn. How'd that happen? How did the that happen?

[E]

I guess I don't think there's an answer to that. I wish there was.

[A]

I Guess that's what we all want to know. Is this a eight cylinder or six?

[E]

It's a six.

[A]

Okay. The Eco Boost or the regular one?

[E]

The regular.

[A]

What's your payoff?

[E]

It's clear.

[A]

Okay. Crew, is the eco boost a 3.5? I forgot there's two.

[E]

There's two. EcoBoost. But this is not EcoBoost. It's a regular V6.

[A]

Okay. I don't know. I need the VIN number, but I'm gonna bid it anyway. Just. I think I'm right. 46,000 miles. Sorry about your wife, dude. It sounds to me it's a 15. So it's the new body style. It's got 46,000 miles on it. 22 grand.

[E]

I'll think about it.

[A]

Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in so I can get the exact equipment and engine on it. Say, john, bid this at 22 grand on the radio. I'm the caller whose wife has cancer. I own this car free and clear, and he wants to rebid it with the VIN number. And I will, and I'll email you an offer letter. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RATIO. Casey.

[B]

Good morning, Jackson.

[A]

Casey.

[B]

How are you, sir? You're looking fine.

[A]

You look. Actually, you look a little tired. No, I had a great night's sleep.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You counted down the days until your wife comes back in town. Okay, here come the top 10 bad dad jokes. It's Father's Day weekend, so here come the top 10 bad dad jokes. You ready?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Here comes. What time did the man go to the dentist?

[A]

Tooth hurdy.

[B]

Did you hear about the guy invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint, a ham sandwich. Walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve food here. Told you these were bad dad jokes. Number seven. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Cause if they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. What do you call a fat psychic? A fortune teller. I warned you.

[A]

Number one, fortune.

[B]

Fortune teller.

[F]

Get it?

[B]

I used to have a job at a calendar factory. Becoming fired because I took a couple days off. What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Dad. Thank God it's almost over. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, first offense, Fender. She says, no, first the Gibson, then the Fender. And finally, I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, you. There's the top 10 bad Father's Day jokes. I told you it was painful. And now we're through it. On with Father's Day at the countdown. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. Where is Randy, the. The squirrel chipmunk?

[C]

He's around.

[A]

Hold on. Let's see. There he is.

[B]

Is you sound down. Are you okay?

[F]

Yeah, I was just eating these Triscuits.

[B]

Oh, you're eating triskets?

[F]

I was hitting the box.

[B]

You're getting a box.

[F]

In the box?

[A]

What's the matter with you?

[B]

I got Triscuits.

[F]

These triskets are delicious.

[B]

I know.

[F]

Oh, my God.

[B]

They are good.

[F]

You got, like. They got olive oil.

[B]

Yep. They're very tasty. Herbs and olive oil. Did you hear some guy tweeted a big deal this week? He tweeted that there are squirrels pretending to be chipmunks at the US Open. Did you see that son of a bitch? Yeah, he said they're squirrels, but. He said they're chipmunks. But actually there are squirrels running around. So he got in a lot of trouble about that.

[F]

Yeah, that's been going on for a long time.

[B]

Do people mistake you for.

[F]

Anatomically, there's not a lot of difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel.

[B]

Anatomically, it's like a slight size difference.

[F]

Squirrels have a long, bushy tail.

[B]

Long, bushy tail.

[F]

And chipmunks have a giant wee wee.

[A]

I don't think so.

[F]

You can't tell because the way we walk, we're always in that.

[D]

What's that?

[F]

Yoga position?

[A]

So he. But did you know that Randy was in Caddyshack?

[B]

No.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Our old Randy.

[A]

Yeah. He's been around forever.

[B]

That's a.

[A]

He plays a gopher. That's a Go tv. Yeah.

[F]

Y' all never heard that?

[B]

No. Did you? You. It was a gopher.

[A]

On Randy.

[B]

Behind the music, behind the scenes.

[F]

You can't tell it's me because that stupid gopher suit.

[B]

You were wearing a gopher suit?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

That's before CGI and everything.

[B]

I'm all right. That's you.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[F]

I had a copyright on that dance until 1992.

[B]

What happened then?

[F]

Well, statute of limitations, 16 years. That's what you get for dance.

[A]

What'd you get paid for that rig?

[F]

No wonder Michael J. Axel killed himself.

[B]

Oh, God.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

That appropriate?

[A]

What you get paid for Caddyshack, Randy?

[F]

Yeah, it wasn't bad.

[B]

No.

[F]

12 pounds of salted cashew. That's pretty good.

[B]

That's how they Pay you?

[F]

Yeah. It was a lot of fun, though. I was a big star back then.

[B]

Well, I bet.

[F]

Hey, that Chevy Chase is a doper.

[B]

Hanging out with Chevy Chase and.

[F]

Yeah, like six weeks of popping pills and falling down all over the place.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

The scenes with Bill Murray were pretty intense, though.

[B]

Why?

[F]

You know, we did our own stunts.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And for another thing, you know that voice, that Carl Spackler voice?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right.

[B]

When he talks out of the side. What?

[F]

You know, be good and you be lo.

[D]

What?

[F]

That voice you did.

[B]

Yeah, the side voice.

[F]

That wasn't a character study.

[B]

That wasn't?

[F]

No. He just spent a weekend at Hunter Thompson's house.

[B]

Oh, no.

[F]

He showed up some. So full of acid and mescaline he could barely talk. But he already had a contract. Now, that's a movie star.

[B]

Yeah, that's a movie star.

[F]

I made a fortune, too. It wasn't bad getting all those cashews, you know? But except for nearly getting blowed up and having to watch endless golfing for days and days.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I like to got diddled by Rodney Dangerfield.

[B]

Rodney Dangerfield?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

He kept trying to get me and that Danny Noonan kid inside his trailer.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And Ted Knight was like, rodney, you be nice to these boys. I never had so many free nuts and coochie.

[A]

I bet not.

[F]

But the residuals is good. You know, I get a Caddyshack check every year.

[B]

You do?

[F]

Yeah. Still, last October, I got a check for $86.

[B]

Hey, that's they're paying you money.

[F]

Buys you a lot of peanuts and weed, I bet.

[A]

Yeah, but it does makes it weird.

[F]

To do the taxes. But I got a good cpa. Yeah, why?

[C]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Why?

[F]

Because the irs, they will eat your ass, I guess.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

Brandy had no idea we had a star among us.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He dug a hole in my front yard. I saw that picture on Facebook.

[B]

You have a. You have a chipmunk?

[A]

No, no, no, no. He's my chipmunk. I haven't told him he's my. My personal chipmunk. Chris, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John, good morning. How are you, sir?

[A]

Good. What city are you calling from?

[E]

I'm calling from Farmers Branch, Texas.

[A]

I know where that is. Okay, so you're on 92.5k. CPS FL star.

[B]

Too fast.

[A]

Did you go to Metallica last night, Chris, and rock your rock out?

[E]

No, I did not. What your friends did but didn't. Didn't get.

[A]

Did they do drugs or did they go sober?

[E]

I don't know, let's get them on.

[A]

The phone and ask him. Hey, an 11 Land Land Rover, Range Rover HSE. It's not a Sport, it's an HSE. Correct?

[E]

Yes, sir. Yeah, it's a full size.

[A]

Is it the luxury or the regular?

[E]

It's just the regular.

[A]

Okay. And it has 46, 000 miles on it. What color?

[E]

Black on black.

[A]

Not an autobiography, right?

[E]

Not an autobiography.

[A]

Okay. It's got good miles for an 11. Anything wrong with it?

[E]

Nope.

[A]

What's the payoff?

[E]

Wrong car for the wrong kid.

[A]

What? What, what is the payoff? Or is there one?

[E]

Oh, there isn't one. I've got the title.

[A]

Okay, so if I wrote you a check for. I'm looking at something real quick. Black car, clean, clean Carfax. $23,000.

[E]

Yeah, sounds pretty fair.

[A]

I'm right here, I'm looking at actual auctions results that that car sold recently and I'm just right there with it. So.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

And I'd like to buy it. And if you'll like to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in, put a couple of pictures in, and actually our system will bid it a range immediately, automatically. Anyway, say John and I already are agreed on 23 grand and here's the verification and come get it and bring me my money. And we. Man, when I hear that, it gets my blood boiling. Tuesday at Metro Auto auction, we're having a big auction.

[B]

You bring the hose, you're slapping a.

[A]

Hose in the background, a headset on like. Like Troy, what's his name? Romo. Tony Romo. Tony Romo doing a sports cast thing, talking down line to the simulcast people.

[B]

They're all over, right?

[A]

For once, I can cuss on the radio.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

See, when I'm on that closed circuit radio, I can cuss.

[B]

Say anything you want.

[A]

I can say anything I want. And actually in the beginning they're like, man, you really don't need to talk like that. I'm like, I really do. I'm emotion. This is an emotional, passionate thing for me. And, and I'm on the radio all week and I can't cuss, can't. I can't. I can't let it go. But on the auction, simulcast I can. That's Lane A at Metro Auto auction Tuesday morning. I'd like. I think I should get that simulcast and put it out live to the public through our John Clay Wolf shape Facebook page.

[B]

That'd be really fun to listen.

[A]

We talked about doing it.

[B]

I would do it.

[A]

We haven't done it yet.

[C]

Behind the scenes of this show.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Really.

[B]

What really happens?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. The business.

[B]

I love listening to that.

[A]

There's two worlds. There's Radio World and Car World. And we mix them a little bit. The entertainment, the cars here. But. But during the week, there's a lot of cars, a lot of transports. I mean, our transport bill, I can't even imagine. 150, 000amonth. A whole. A month. A month.

[B]

Are you serious?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The blue blows my mind.

[A]

Our advertising bill. If you hear those. Give me the VIN commercials during the week.

[B]

Right.

[A]

$150,000 a month.

[B]

Holy crap.

[A]

No, we do. We're doing 200. 250 cars a week. Okay. And when the market starts changing like it is right now, it gets a little dicey, dog.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is changing? In what way?

[A]

Going down, when the temps hit 100 right there around 4th of July, market changes. Corvettes, sports cars start going first, up, down, down, down, dog down, bow wow.

[B]

Because nobody wants.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

The convertible's too hot.

[A]

Yep, yep, yep. When the heat hits, the fourth of July is a mark. And we. It's almost like everything's turned a year older. It's weird. It's opposite. But if you think about the new cars coming out, the 18s are coming out.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's right about there.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So it's like the car year. You know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like the. What do you call that thing at the Chinese restaurant with it on the tablecloth off? The Chinese zodiac. Yeah, it's the car Zodiac. July 4th is kind of the car zodiac.

[B]

Beginning of the year.

[A]

Yeah. And then all the MMRs and all the comps are on the old money, but really the money just changed. You gotta. You gotta. This is the hardest time of the year to do what I do because you have to navigate through it as.

[B]

Unscathed as you can when the change actually happens.

[A]

Yeah. And then it happens again around state fair Texas time when big text talks in October. Yeah. The first thing he says is, your. Your s ain't worth today what it was yesterday.

[B]

Just down again.

[D]

Because your truck was born in the year of the monkey. You trying to sell that truck? This here the year the rooster fool.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But what's weird is the car market's high right now. Higher than normal. The used car market. And it's from the news. The new cars are. I don't know if you've been reading. All the new car dealers are screaming, saying new car sales are down. So they're not Getting the trade ins. So their used car departments aren't getting the trade ins. So the auctions aren't getting the trade ins. So all those used car dealers that buy at the auctions aren't getting the trade ins. So it's propped the damn prices up. And this is. It's a scary time because you'll run out and slap your knee in the door.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because you'll think, okay, we're solid. We're on solid footing. You run out on the ice a little far and just fall through.

[B]

It falls through at the end.

[A]

It's dicey, dude.

[B]

Well, as many cars as you buy. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

When you have that much exposure, right? Yeah. You get ripped and just smoked. Hey, a 14 Tunder with a bucko five four door bill. Is it SR5?

[E]

Yes. No. Yeah. Let me see. Yeah, but it's an SR.

[A]

I don't know. An SR. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to make sure I'm looking at the right car. I don't want to bid you wrong. Hey, Bill and Houston do the same thing on this 14 tundra with big miles. I want to look at the van in the pictures before I bid you over the air. Because there's just so many variables in this car. I'd hate to give you the wrong number. You there, Bill? Houston. Houston.

[B]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[A]

You know he left us, Kyle. A 13 Camaro RS with 48 hardtop. Cloth is an automatic?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

What color?

[B]

White.

[D]

White.

[A]

White. White. What are you. If I bought it from you today, what would you drive tomorrow?

[E]

Well, we'll be buying a. A pickup.

[A]

Okay. Are you already working a deal somewhere?

[E]

No.

[A]

All right, so you're coming to me for just a. Here, here's. Do you want to sell it to me or do you just want to trade insurance?

[E]

No, I want to sell it outright.

[A]

Why?

[E]

Because I just. I just do.

[A]

That's the way you do it?

[E]

Yeah. Because we're probably not done by a new. A new pickup, so.

[A]

Okay, it's a. It's a. It's a six cylinder, right? Yes, but it's a rs. It's a lsrs. It's cloth and it's white. It's automatic. With. With, with. With. With. 48 if it's got a clean carfax. Bobby, you need something? What's so funny? In just a minute. I'm a 12 grand buyer.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yep. Thanks, sir. And we go. Just go to give. Give me the vendor, Give me the VI N, give me the vin.com and load it up.

[D]

What's the damn funny little Father's Day hubris there. Everybody gets a little daddy, you know? Oh, why do you want to. Why do you want that much? Because that's what I do. He said. It just struck me funny because that's what I do.

[A]

Well, what I was trying to get at, if people just want trade insurance, just tell me. You want trade insurance?

[D]

Yeah. He didn't know.

[A]

No, no, I'm not knocking him.

[B]

I just want to even ask sometimes.

[A]

Here.

[B]

You just traded.

[A]

If I'm buying this car, if we're negotiating a purchase, let me know. If you're just using me as trade insurance against a dealer, just tell me so I don't have to think about it much. I don't want to waste much time.

[B]

Makes sense.

[A]

I just go to my system and the computer will do it.

[B]

It'll kick it out.

[A]

Yeah. Give me the vin.com. it's right there. Trade insurance right there. Boom.

[B]

And you can tell that you can go into the dealer and tell them.

[A]

That you can just show them.

[B]

Show them the deal.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Then I don't have to work. I don't want to work if. If I'm not going to buy anything.

[B]

You buy a lot of cars, in.

[A]

Fact, I'm not bitching. I'm just saying, stating some facts.

[B]

I was selling the boat to a guy yesterday from Austin and he's like, why can't I meet John? John owns the boat. Why can't I meet John? And I said, because John's travels all over. He buys 250 cars a week. He goes, One. Nobody buys 250 cars a week.

[D]

JD sold the boat.

[B]

I go, John Clay Wolf buys 250 cars a week.

[A]

John Clay Wolf and Company and Company buys 250. There's about 15 of us.

[B]

I understand, but you're. The company buys, but you're traveling all the time. That's why you can't deal with this boat.

[A]

Now. Did you sell the boat?

[B]

No.

[D]

J.D.

[A]

You can't sell a boat to save your life.

[B]

All I gotta do is take it out one time. Just one time. All I need is one time that it runs.

[A]

Why will it not?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Why does the mechanic say it?

[B]

Well, I think we need to kill the mechanic.

[A]

I think we might need to kill them.

[B]

I think we killed the mechanic. I think it's not the boat. I think it's the mechanic.

[A]

It's a fuel pressure problem.

[B]

It's a fuel pressure problem because it started and then we Took it out on the lake and it left me stranded out there. Then I tried to start it. Limp in on one.

[A]

Did you burn the starter up like I did? Because I did last time. I did not.

[B]

I know you did, so. I did not. But we. We got back in and on one engine. And the guy, the guy, I'm out, he says, oh, I know all about boats. We're halfway out there. He goes, why do you have both engines running? I said, why wouldn't you have both engines running? He goes, well, I thought the other one was a spare. Are you serious? Get off the boat.

[D]

I don't care.

[B]

I don't care if we're in the middle of the lake. Get off the boat.

[A]

Orange life preservers. Why don't you float for a little while? While? Think about what you just said, idiot. I'll come back on the flip side.

[B]

Spare.

[A]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[B]

Where to God he said that.

[A]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Put two on hold. I'm going to hit him right on the way out. Right now. Hit Mike. I want to. If you can hear me. Yeah, you can't hear me and hell with it. We'll be back in just a minute.

[D]

Be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[G]

Givemethevin.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[D]

Sell us your car.

[A]

The john clay wolf show. Call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail]. It's a lake day. It's Van Halen. It's summertime. That was funny earlier.

[B]

It's awesome.

[A]

Do we have any more son of the spots?

[C]

I've got some old ones. You want to hear?

[A]

Yeah, but not. Not now. I want to hear this song. I love this song. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is Jason.

[B]

Hey, Jenny.

[A]

Ryan. And Bobbo.

[B]

The Voice is the man.

[A]

The man, the myth, the legend.

[B]

Yep, that's him.

[D]

I love your Dr. Phil impersonation you were doing right before we came back on.

[B]

You like that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Dude, seriously, how's that working out for you? I will punch somebody in the face. We won't need to talk about that.

[D]

How do you like to be punched in your damn mouth?

[B]

How's that working out for you?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Did you know Dr. Phil when he lived in Wichita Falls? No.

[D]

No.

[B]

Did he live in Witchcraft Fall?

[A]

Lived in Wichita Falls. He was a jury selector.

[B]

I thought it was Lubick or someplace where Oprah met him.

[A]

Bob, she was on, I'm sure thought Dr. Phil's from Wichita. We can look it up. Yeah, no, he is. He is.

[B]

Okay. I, I, I thought she met him when she was out doing that beat when the beef people sued her. And that's when.

[A]

That's Amarillo.

[B]

Amarillo, wherever.

[A]

Same place that Cullen Davis was heard. That's where they send all the good, good trials.

[C]

Hello, Amarillo.

[A]

Hello, amarillo. Speaking of Dr. Phil Wiki, she met him behind. Waldo's lesson in government is this morning.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't wait to hear it.

[A]

It's about time for that, I think.

[B]

Is it really time for Uncle Waldo?

[A]

Let me go get him.

[B]

Hang on. Good morning, John. How you doing?

[A]

In.

[B]

Now, for all you lovers of the fine arts, it's time for the Wolf show players to pull back the curtain and share the tale of little Johnny's lesson in government. Our story begins as the kids in Ms. Applebottom's class are given an assignment to write an essay on the government. Unfortunately, one student, our little Johnny, has no idea about the government. So that evening, he asks his dad.

[A]

Dad, can you tell me something?

[D]

Sure, son. What's on your mind?

[A]

Well, I gotta write a paper about the government and I don't know nothing about the government. What is the government?

[B]

And after thinking for a moment, his dad answers.

[D]

Look at it this way, son. Like here at home, I'm the president, your mama's congress, our maid is the workforce, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future.

[B]

But little Johnny was still a little perplexed.

[A]

I still don't get it, Daddy.

[B]

But later, in the middle of the night, little Johnny was awakened by his baby brothers crying.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And when he goes to his baby brother's crib, he finds the little fella has a dirty diaper.

[A]

Oh, good Lord, this is nasty.

[D]

Daddy.

[B]

So Johnny goes to his parents room for help and quietly looks through the Keyhole to check if his parents were, well, you know, asleep. Where he sees his mom loudly snoring. His dad is not there.

[A]

Gee, where's dad?

[B]

So Johnny goes to the maid's room. And when he. When he looks through the maid room keyhole, he sees his dad in the maid will get to get up. And despite his surprise, Johnny now thinks he's got a handle on what used to be a very difficult assignment. So the next day in school.

[A]

Now, children, who wants to read their essay on government? I got mine right here, Mrs. Applebottom. Oh, very good, Johnny. Stand and read your essay, please.

[B]

To which little Johnny replies, the government's simple.

[A]

One, the President is screwing the workforce. Two, Congress is fast asleep. Nobody cares about the people. And finally, the future is full of credit.

[B]

This is our story of little Johnny's government lesson.

[E]

Players.

[A]

Oh, thank you very much. Hat tip to Stevens and Pruitt.

[B]

Long may they live.

[A]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Jerry. A 14 Chevy cruise with 25 leather and navigation. What color is it? Jerry? Yes, sir? What color is your Chevy Cruze?

[E]

It's black.

[A]

Anything wrong with it?

[E]

No, no. We were just thinking about getting something different.

[A]

It's. Have you been to the website yet? Give me.

[E]

I was. I kind of dilly dabbled with that a little bit. And. And I was having trouble with figuring all that out, so I.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

You know, thought so. Heck, I'll just call the man.

[A]

I wonder what was giving you trouble. Did you have the VIN number?

[E]

Yes, I did all that. And it said that I didn't send photos, which I did, and I tried to send them again and it just said it was wouldn't kill.

[A]

When you press submit, did it throw a number at you or a range number, like from X to Y, what we'd pay?

[E]

Don't remember riding down the road as I was doing it.

[A]

That's what I. Is it. It's a sedan LT or an LTZ? Do you know?

[E]

I think this is the LT, I think.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

It's the RS package RSLT.

[A]

All right. And it has. It's a 14 Chevy cruiser. 25,000 miles.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

All righty. Righty, righty. But it's got leather.

[E]

Yes, it's leather.

[A]

It's a ten grand rig.

[E]

Excuse me.

[A]

Ten thousand.

[E]

Ten thousand.

[A]

Ten thousand. I'll give ten thousand.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

All right, man, let's buy it. Let's do it. Let's do something. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Baba. What's so damn funny?

[D]

It cracks me up the way Charlie reads those female parts. Cars, man.

[A]

Mrs. Apple Bottom.

[D]

Every time he goes, ooh.

[A]

Baby, roll.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[D]

Sell us your car. Givemethe vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail]. good. Good. Good lick. Good lick. Good lick The Toady. Shout out. Kate 06 Lexus GS350 111, 000 miles. What color?

[E]

It's black.

[A]

What city?

[E]

Houston.

[A]

How much is the. Do you have a title to it or is there a payoff?

[E]

I don't know what that means. This is pretty new to me.

[A]

Do you owe any money against it or is it. Do you own it?

[E]

Yeah, I think.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, I owe. I think it's like five.

[A]

Okay. You're good. Average rough or clean condition?

[F]

Pretty clean.

[E]

There's some marks in the front driver's seat that. In the car. Like the. The car seat. Leather that needs to be repaired, but it's pretty good condition.

[A]

7, 500.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, I'll. I'll. I can come. We'll send a guy to your house or wherever you tell us to go. Not. I'll send a guy to your house.

[E]

Yeah, that sounds a little late.

[A]

You can bring it to us, or we can come get it from you is what I'm trying to say. And we can have a check in hand for 7, 500. Well, actually, in your case, we'd have to have a check in hand for 7,500 minus your payoff, and then we'll go pay the car off to the bank, whoever you owe the money to.

[E]

I see. I see how it works. If I wanted like a what now?

[B]

Lick me where I Fart.

[E]

If I wanted a trade in, like, if I was looking in the market for something else, would that potentially make it worth more?

[A]

No, not to me because I'm just buying it. But people can show you different numbers. What do you want to buy?

[E]

I want a Range Rover Sport, one of the Sport ones.

[A]

Okay, well, do this. Load it into the system. It give me the vin.com and on info put. I'm looking to trade for in, like, even drop a link to, like, a car that you have your eye on and we can facilitate the trade in.

[E]

Okay, sounds good. Thanks, guys.

[A]

Thanks, Kate. Hey, you're a female? Female in Houston.

[E]

I am a female in Houston.

[A]

Do we offend you on the air?

[E]

Yeah, sometimes, but I. I mean, I just put up with it because I'm running errands and you guys are funny and this is my normal station, but sometimes I roll my eyes.

[A]

Yeah. So we don't offend you to the point. We don't offend you to the point where you, like, vacate?

[E]

No, no. I mean, like you said, I'm a female in town, Texas. I hear this stuff all the time.

[A]

Well, what, like, tell me something that we. Do you remember anything that we've offended you on a point of interest?

[E]

Yeah, I wouldn't say offended, but just. Just like, oh, these guys are ridiculous.

[B]

Oh, well, that's fine, but that's the point of people. You'd punch out and go, I can't hear this.

[A]

That's kind of. Our job is to be ridiculous.

[E]

Not to the point of clocking out or to the point where I'd, like, write my congressman.

[A]

No, but hey, hey, you say that. You say that, but that happens. Yeah, often, actually.

[E]

I'm sure we get you.

[A]

We get you. Just lost a listener. Emails all the time. We used to do that segment. We need to do that again. It was really comical.

[D]

Just lost a listen.

[A]

Dear Mr. Program Director, I was driving around getting my groceries and I had my four children in the car. Missy, Bissy, Buffy and Susie.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And they're all asking me, what is a lesbian?

[E]

What is a lesbian?

[A]

It's. Why don't you have a dad? Okay, we'll be back. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio Phil. Dr. Phil's story. He owned your plane.

[E]

No, no, here's. Here's the deal. You guys were talking about Dr. Phil while ago, wanting to know if he was from Wichita Falls and. Yeah, he is from Wichita Falls.

[A]

Did you know him?

[E]

Yeah, well, I did, but my wife did. Here's the story. My wife back in the late 70s, worked at the Kickapoo airport, which is a private.

[A]

I've flown in there. I've flown in there many times.

[E]

Yeah. Okay, well, here's the deal. She was. She worked for the guy that owned it. She was the secretary and. And got on the. Did the radio operating.

[A]

Yeah. Down. So let's get back. Back to the deal.

[E]

So Dr. Fido and his dad had a plane. You know, he kind of preaches this rags the riches story, right? You know, he was kind of a poor boy that pulled himself up by his bootstraps. His dad was a well known psychologist in Wichita Falls and was, you know, pretty affluent. And so, you know, Bill was. He's not just a poor boy from across the. The track.

[D]

Well, it wasn't a new plane.

[A]

Oh, we've got Dr. Phil here with us. Dr. Phil?

[D]

I didn't know it was an old plane.

[A]

Was it?

[D]

I think he was from the 1970s or sometime like that.

[E]

We bought it off about the time she was working there.

[A]

He told us off air that you were hitting on this old lady.

[D]

Well, he. We bought the plane off of the Eagles. And they wasn't rich or.

[B]

No. The Eagles airplane.

[A]

Well, I, I mean, Phil, were you really a horn dog back in the day?

[E]

Well, of course.

[D]

Have you been to what you tell falls?

[B]

Yeah, that's true.

[D]

Last name good enough to sop up with a biscuit up there. You know, old hound dog does his job like anybody else for sure.

[A]

800. 800 radio bill. A 13 town and country, leather and nav. What color is it?

[E]

Silver.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[A]

I'm thinking 10,000 off the top of my head, but I'm looking it up while I'm talking. What do you. What, what. What's it take to buy it?

[E]

I just was looking to see what it would.

[B]

What.

[E]

What the offer was. I haven't even checked anywhere else.

[A]

Well, does 10,000 wet your whistle?

[E]

I. You know what? I don't even know how much I owe on it, okay? So I really can't even tell you that.

[A]

Is it a limited.

[E]

Donna, I don't know about that.

[A]

Do this. Since it's your car and you're selling it. Go to givemetheven.com, send us some pictures, send us the VIN number, and then we'll have the answer to all these questions and then I can send you a real offer. All right, thanks.

[B]

Ron White has a funny Phil story too, because he and Dr. Phil are friends. Ron White, the comedian?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He said he was in France in his $30 million yacht. When Dr. Phil pulled up in his $42 million yacht next to him and they partied together.

[A]

Ron white has a 30 million.

[B]

They rent.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

They rent them on vacation.

[A]

So Dr. Phil, did he ever make it with Oprah? Phil, I don't think. Dr. Phil. Did you ever make it with Oprah?

[B]

Don't even.

[D]

Well, I've got a contract stipulation. We're not supposed to talk about specific.

[A]

Yeah, but.

[D]

But let me tell you, she likes her white bread.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

All right. So she killed you. Call me one every year.

[A]

Kyle. Good morning, you're on the air. 13F150 Limited with 26, 000 miles. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, 26,000 miles. 2013 Limited. What city.

[A]

What city do you be coming from, dog?

[E]

Frisco.

[A]

Frisco, okay, then you're not a dog, you're sir. That's some fancy schmancy up there in Frisco. Yeah, that's the. That's like California.

[B]

Yeah, buddy, it is more and more every day.

[A]

And it's a platinum or limited?

[E]

It's limited.

[A]

Okay. And it's got twenty thousand miles on it.

[E]

26, 307.

[A]

It's a $27,000 truck. Oh, two wheel drive or four?

[E]

What's that?

[A]

Two wheel drive or four wheel?

[E]

Two wheel drive. Yeah.

[A]

I bid it. You know what? I don't know. The platinum market, right? I mean the limited, right off the top of my head. So I just bid it like a King ranch, which I would figure the value is about the same as a King ranch, but a 13.

[E]

Well, I'll tell you, you just gave me less than the trade in offer when I purchased my wife's car.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm. I'm just talking out loud. I don't have it pulled up. I don't have a VIN number, I don't have any pictures. What? Why did you not trade it in?

[E]

I just didn't need to. Decided I'd sell it.

[A]

Mm. What did they offer you?

[E]

They offered me 28. 5 work.

[A]

Well, now I'm looking at a. Now I'm looking at a platinum in. In. The money's 28. 28, 250. How long ago was the 28. 5?

[E]

Three weeks ago.

[A]

We're all the same. It's. It's right about there. Do you want to sell it?

[E]

Yeah, you should. Yeah, no, I'm gonna sell it.

[A]

Does 28.5buy it?

[D]

Check the.

[E]

You should check the limited. The market's a little higher.

[C]

Oh, he knows.

[A]

What's it Take to buy it.

[E]

I'm trying to get 34.

[A]

So hang on. A good dealer hits you at 28 and a half. I'm assuming it's a good deal, you do business with it. And another guy sitting here telling you it's 28 and a half and now you want 7,000 more than that.

[E]

Well, I'm not sure if either one of y' all actually know the market for it.

[A]

Okay, I'm glad that you know. You know, hey, you need to come up here and help us during the week. That's what we need. We need some help. We only buy 250 a week and praise about 200 a day. This guy knows, but he, he's got a nice truck. And I'm not saying that we're not all a little bit light because I need to look at the VIN number to pull up a platinum and look at some market comps. But 35, everybody's upper 20s and he's 35. I think that we're probably closer to right than he. But it's okay.

[D]

He's trying.

[A]

That's what makes the world go around is difference of opinion.

[D]

Wonder bread for a bumblebee price.

[A]

Clay, is this mega cab a two wheel drive or four?

[E]

It's four wheel drive, man. It's the only way you're supposed to have a truck.

[A]

Is it a diesel?

[E]

Yeah, it's a five knot. And Dustin, best beast engine ever made.

[B]

Best ever made in the history, man. Back to Jesus time.

[A]

Is it more than $20,000?

[E]

Is it more than 20,000?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, absolutely.

[A]

Oh, I lost him. 800. 800-723-48800. It's the best truck. He needs to get with that other guy. And then he'd open a car lot.

[D]

Coming five, nine.

[B]

It open nine minutes.

[A]

Because they'll go to the auction to buy all these cars for half of what they're thinking and they think they're.

[B]

Going to go get rich, right?

[A]

Start spending money like they've already made it. All right, my name is John Clay Wolf and we are going for another hour on most stations, but we're going to lose a few of y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

Right, now remember, the podcast is @john clay wolf.com just click podcast or on itunes. The John Clay Wolf show. We'll be back in just a minute. Most cities. The rest of you, see you next week. Happy Father's day. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Hotter than a Pecker sprout. We've been taught. Talking about Jackson ever since the fire went out.

[D]

I'm going to Jack.

[A]

Did you like Johnny Cash when you were younger?

[B]

Yeah, because I was kind of in the country. And Ray Price popular now. Yeah, I think he's got. That. He's got the John F. Kennedy thing, which. John F. Kennedy's a lot more popular after he was killed.

[A]

Do you think our ratings would go up, Charlie, if I died? No, no.

[B]

Didn't work for that guy Kid Cradock in Dallas? No, I don't think so.

[A]

The ratings went down.

[B]

They went down.

[A]

Yeah. I was in a programming meeting with him one day, and I was like, the kid this and kid that and kid this. And I was like, hey, guys, y' all know he died like three years ago.

[B]

I bet the room got quiet. They don't want to talk about it. Oh, no, we didn't. Shut up. That didn't happen.

[C]

Sponsors that don't know yet.

[D]

Flat earth.

[B]

You be quiet, mister.

[D]

No, he didn't.

[A]

He's still with us.

[B]

Morning show. He's been dead three or four years.

[A]

Hey, Matt, this is John Wolf. I see you here. You there.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Did you bid? I. Look, I was looking through our queue of. Of bids on. Give me the VIN yesterday, and this truck looks familiar. Did we bid this car yesterday?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, I thought so.

[E]

Yes, I did. I'm going to talk about it.

[A]

No, we got. We're going to talk.

[B]

We're.

[A]

Have family conversation, you and me.

[F]

All right.

[A]

And if memory serves correct, we bid it at 12 grand. Is that right?

[E]

Oh, did you. No, no, I. I believe. I believe the last thing that was shot my way was it was a guy asking me if 11 would do it.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And I said, I'm not quite sure. And I had to call, talk to my bank, make sure. I was. I was straight on the payoff.

[A]

Well, so what. What do we come up with?

[E]

My payoff is 10. Eight. 10, eight. So 12 would do it. 11, probably. You know, I would look at maybe trading it in, you know, if it.

[A]

Was 11, but it's just those damn miles, man. It's those miles you got to get your foot out of this thing.

[E]

Well, yeah, that's my wife's car, man. It's our school bus.

[A]

Okay. That's a hell of a. Of a daily commute. Do y' all live in the country or something?

[E]

Yeah, I live up in Corgan, Texas, and I work in Houston, about 100 miles away. And so we're always. She's always Making the trip. We got kids living all over the place.

[A]

Okay, tell me this. Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

No, sir. No sunroof, no nav. But it's four wheel drive.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[E]

It's maroon, burgundy.

[A]

Everything's going wrong. I. I was just looking for a few more options to. To sink my teeth into. They hit it right at 11. Does 11 5, if we met in the middle, do it? Now I remember why it jumped out at me. Because I was like, man, I like those King Ranch Expeditions, but damn, I hate those miles. And I was, look, that's why I remembered it. I mean, I was scrolling through a thousand cars and I remembered that one. That's weird. Does 11. 5 do it? If we come pick it up and you don't have to jack with it. I just don't know if I. Yeah.

[E]

Probably would, to be honest with you.

[A]

I just don't know if I can make it work from 12. See, because I got to pick this thing up. So I got to pay a guy $70 to go pick it up from you, and then he brings it back to our shipping yard, and then he ships it up here to Dallas. That's another 150. That has nothing to do with you. That's not your problem. But then we have to pay $75 to get it detailed. I'm sure you think it's clean, but we still have to do it again.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

And it's probably got a busted. It's got a crack in the windshield somewhere or a piece of leather that's scratched that I have to repair. Whatever it is, you know how it goes. So if 11 5, we'll buy it. I'll buy it.

[E]

115 might do it, man.

[A]

Let's not do the mites. Let's be men. Let's not talk to our wives. Let's make decisions, decisions. Son, what is your decision for Christ?

[E]

Executive decision. I think we can do that.

[A]

All right, we got it done. I'm marking it in the system. Bought, done. Deal. Matt, they're sending you a. They'll send you a checklist right now.

[E]

All right, brother.

[A]

Thanks, man. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Baba, do you think you could write a country song like that?

[D]

I think so, man.

[A]

11 mega cab, diesel cloth. 150, 000 miles. Is it a four wheel drive, Trent?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Wow, that's a lot of miles.

[E]

Yeah. Four wheel drive, fully deleted exhaust, five inch lift, sitting on 37.

[A]

Okay, I like that now. I like it more. I can get past the miles. What Color is it?

[E]

It's white.

[A]

Does 20,000 buy it?

[E]

Can we go a little higher?

[A]

Can you load it into the system so I can look at it and get my mouth watering on this lift and make sure these tires aren't all wore out and have to be replaced.

[E]

It's probably got about another couple thousand on the tires. They could use them tires.

[A]

And you know what those tires cost? Yeah, about 2,000 is my guess.

[E]

Yeah, especially I got a Tellio open country mt's on it, so. Every bit of it.

[A]

Yeah, they're two dimes. I'll buy the truck. We'll make a deal. Will you go to givemethevin.com and load it up? Say, John, hit me at 20 on the radio. Here's a picture of the truck. Here's a picture of the tires and anything's wrong with. With it. Describe it. Here's what it takes to buy it and we'll make a decision and get it bought if you want to sell it.

[E]

Okay, what about. I got a. An 07 Tahoe. Be interested in something like that. Four wheel drive.

[A]

How many miles are on it? 100.

[E]

About 165, but it's daily. Driver.

[A]

Mighty. You guys, you're killing me.

[B]

You're killing me.

[A]

Why don't you and I get in that thing and drive down the Mexico and go party down there and then we'll sell it to the Mexican cab drivers and just fly home on southwest.

[E]

I'm out here in Cleveland.

[A]

All right. I think that's a six grand rig, man.

[E]

Okay. Yeah, that's not payoff. I guess I'm stuck with that one.

[A]

Well, I mean, you're not stuck with it if that's your payoff. We knock it out and you can get something different. They didn't have 160 and the transmission's fixed to go out and cost you $3,000 at the shop. Then you throw it in the trash can and give it, you know, save a kid, not a car. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That thing's fixing to save a kid.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

What, what, what's the story? What. What's their slogan? Don't give up on the kid, give up on the car.

[B]

Get the same, I don't know, J.

[D]

For the Dallas K Academy, helping kids out.

[A]

You car weight even if the tranny's out, Hal.

[D]

Yeah, it doesn't matter if the tranny's out or even if it's not your car. No, save the kid, not the can.

[B]

Yeah, it's not that can of cat.

[A]

Is can of crap. What have you got?

[B]

We got a couple of interesting news stories. First, Dennis Rodman arriving in North Korea to try to open a door.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

What? Basketball hall of Famer Dennis Rodman arrives in North Korea on Tuesday for the first time in Donald Trump's presidency, and he says he's just trying to open the door to discussion. Rodman talked to reporters briefly before his flight to Beijing. Asked if he had spoken to Trump about his trip, he said, well, no, not really.

[D]

What's the matter with that man?

[B]

Nothing's wrong with it. It's just odd. Don't you think Dennis Rodman being our international liaison to North Korea is weird? A little bit.

[D]

You know what's weirder than that?

[A]

What?

[D]

Beijing is not in Korea.

[B]

From Beijing. No, it's from Beijing to probably. I can't pronounce it.

[D]

I know. I was just being snarky. You're so serious these days.

[B]

I'm the newsman.

[D]

Your wife is kind of getting you off.

[B]

I don't have a wife. First of all, President Trump has praised. Oh, President Trump has praised Rodman's previous visits to North Korea. That I'm not surprised. Here's another weird story this week. Seven missing after the USS Fitzgerald collides with a merchant ship off Japan.

[A]

How does that happen?

[B]

Two giant ships that both have radar and crews and captains and steering wheel.

[A]

Was it nighttime or daytime?

[B]

It was 3 o' clock in the morning, but you still have radar.

[A]

They've been drinking, Joe.

[B]

No one on the USS Fitzgerald deck was drinking.

[A]

Have you not heard about the semen?

[B]

The Japanese crew may have been drinking, but you know, these giant container ships. The container ship is like three times the size of the Fitzgerald.

[A]

Well, I mean, when the. When the little Jap ship was flying at us, you know, we didn't have time. We're so big and powerful. We didn't have time to move.

[B]

We didn't have time. But how did two giant ships hit each other?

[A]

Because they were drunk.

[B]

Oh, okay. That's it.

[A]

You know what I think? Sucky.

[D]

That looks to me definitely like a dope deal gone wrong.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

You think they're trying to get close enough to pass the bag?

[B]

No. Oh, stop it. Will you stop?

[A]

In Japan, our country. Bob Floyd is actually here with us. He's got a quick dope report for us. Bob, it's so good to see you. Yeah.

[B]

Again this week.

[A]

He's. He's just an old pot salesman.

[B]

I know, but he's smart. He knows the market.

[D]

Keep your eyes on Japan, guys, because there's something brand new coming out of the U. S. Navy. That's right. What? The Japanese finally have the best pot in the world.

[B]

Japanese.

[D]

And you don't have to be enlisted to get it, but it helps to have a friend along aboard the USS Fitzgerald. That's right. The biggest exchange in seven years of Japanese pot just occurred this week when the crew of the F. USS Fitzgerald collided into a giant Japanese liner.

[B]

Yeah, that was a cargo ship, but okay.

[D]

Price of that pot.

[B]

Right.

[D]

2K per gram. And that's a lot. But not in Japan. Bring that home and you've got a thousand dollar ounce. Go and do, gentlemen, go and do good stuff. And remember, abc, always be closing. And that's your dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[A]

Thank you, Bob.

[B]

Thank you, Bob.

[A]

John, does this truck really have 900,000 miles on it?

[E]

Yes, 910,000.

[A]

What engine is it?

[E]

It's a Duramax.

[A]

Duramax? And what. How many miles were on it when you bought it?

[E]

87.

[A]

And what type of mechanical issues have you incurred over the past almost minutes? Million miles, if any.

[E]

Basically just just the standard types and stuff like that. Had to get the transmission cleaned up a little bit. But it's 95 original on the engine and the transmission.

[A]

It made it 900, 000 miles.

[B]

Geez, is that the. The most miles you've ever seen on a car?

[A]

It's pretty damn close.

[B]

Gotta be amazing.

[A]

What? Duramax went a million miles when you said G. You don't clean up a transmission. Transmissions are good or they're bad. So did you replace it?

[E]

No, everything. The engine is original, the transmission original. I had to do some rear end work and front end work, but other than that, most are consumables.

[A]

So that's a good way to put it. Consumables, brakes, tires, clutches. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[E]

Automatic.

[A]

And are you a shotgun driver? Is that what you're doing, pulling a float bed or something?

[E]

Yeah, actually I wasn't pulling up bed, but I. I do use it for high shot. Yes.

[A]

Yeah, that's too many miles for me because I just. I almost want to buy it just to say that I bought it.

[E]

Right.

[A]

But it's got a million miles on it.

[E]

Well, we're actually 90,000 short.

[A]

What. What's it take to buy it? Like three grand?

[E]

About three, four grand?

[A]

Yeah. Is it a four wheel drive?

[E]

No, it's not a four wheel.

[A]

No. Where do you live?

[B]

Houston.

[A]

If you give that truck to me on the arm. I'll put it in our auction lane and I'll sell it for you. I want to see what it brings. I really do. I'm very con. I don't know. I don't know what's going to happen. I've never seen this in my life. 900,000 miles on a Chevy truck, man. Yes, I. I'll give two. I think you're right. I think it brings three. But what if it brings more? I don't know. We'll see. I can't sell it with a ride and drive. The miles are too high. So they're all going to look at me cross eyed when it comes across. We'll. We'll. I'll take it from you and put it on the consignment, sell it for you if you want to sell it or sell it for $2,000, which sounds stupid because you know what they're worth with less miles. I don't know.

[E]

Right.

[A]

What I'm trying to say, John, is I don't know. That didn't happen very often. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and tell them what we talked about.

[C]

Damn. 900,000.

[A]

900,000 miles. So, boxing match of the century. Geez.

[C]

Yes. Are you excited about this?

[A]

I need an update to be excited. I know Merriweather's fighting some white guy and that's really the end of it. And every. Everybody's like, he's just gonna kill him. So why would he not just kill him?

[C]

Well, it's an m. It's MMA versus.

[A]

Oh, yes. I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh, but what rules are they gonna apply to?

[C]

Well, it's boxing. So McGregor, he's a champion in the MMA world. UFC.

[A]

Yes. Which I'm familiar with.

[C]

And then, you know, Mayweather, he's just. He's the top boxer in this.

[A]

He's the Sugar Ray Leonard and Muhammad Ali of his age.

[C]

Yes. Everybody. There's a lot of people, people that.

[A]

Tell you he runs from fights.

[C]

This, that, you know what, he's just. That's how his style is and it works. And he's won every fight. 49 fights.

[B]

Say what?

[C]

You will not lose. Not when he hasn't lost one. This will be the 50th in which he should win. So that's a bit. It's a big thing for him. And then of course, for the UFC fans, it's like, hey, you know what? We're going to be better than boxing. We can, we can Take boxing out here and by having McGregor, these guys both, by the way they talk.

[D]

How do they work that rule?

[A]

They talk a lot of smack.

[C]

Oh yeah, it's non stop.

[A]

When is this fight?

[C]

It's August 26th.

[A]

That's pretty soon.

[B]

What does the winner get?

[C]

They're getting. Well, they're both getting a lot of money.

[B]

I was going to say the loser get. I want.

[C]

Mayweather's getting like 100 million. This guy's getting. McGregor's getting 75 million.

[B]

Yeah, 75. You can knock me out for 1 million.

[A]

I mean, well, cuz the pay per.

[C]

View is going to, it's going to be huge. It's going to be the biggest pay per view ever.

[A]

Now I'm writing this down August, what, 26th. That's two days before my birthday. Okay.

[B]

Never understood.

[A]

Is it in Vegas?

[C]

Mgm.

[A]

Huh.

[D]

The thing is you've got a pronounced difference between boxing and mma. And how are they gonna.

[C]

Well, and it's gonna be boxing rules. And in MMA you do box some but it's street brawl boxing, it's not street fighting.

[A]

What's not the difference between these boys?

[C]

Do you know they're gonna be the same?

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

They're gonna be right about the same. That's, that's why Merriweather's gonna tear him up. They both knew what they were doing. They wanted to get this fight.

[A]

Well, 75 million for the losers a lot. Yeah. Merriweather's gonna tear him up. Yeah. What are the Mayweather looking like?

[C]

It was open at 25 to 1. I believe it's 111 now.

[A]

Mayweather. Okay.

[C]

Which that's, you know, that's fair but you never know, I mean it just takes.

[A]

That's why he's gonna flip his ass and start biting. That's.

[C]

Well, you think that, but I guarantee there's some type of written in his contract that if he does something like that he won't get paid. Yeah, yeah, because they don't want.

[D]

That record's bad though, man.

[A]

But he revert to what he knows instinctually whenever he starts getting beat down is when I'm.

[C]

You would think.

[A]

Yeah, we'll see. August 26th.

[C]

Have you ever been to a fight, big fight in Vegas, it's, it's the best.

[A]

It's. Is it better than the Super Bowl?

[C]

Well, I've never been to a Super bowl so I can say. But the scene, just the scene there, you don't even have to be at the fight, just the scene in Vegas that weekend is great.

[A]

Just all the fur Coats and all the crazy. Well, not in. Not in the summer. Well, maybe in summer.

[B]

I know I'm odd men out here, but why? Why? You just see two guys beating money crap out of each. But why is that interesting?

[A]

Why did we go to chicken fights in Oklahoma?

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I went to that chicken fight up there by the Windstar just a few months ago. Don't lie.

[B]

It's different. That was drinking. Hey, now my point is it's. No, it's just two people beating. Beating each other up. Why is that interesting? Why is that interesting? Two human beings doing damage to each other.

[A]

Do you have an opinion?

[B]

Why is that interesting to us?

[C]

When you have a bet on it, that's when it's really interesting.

[B]

Bet on something where people aren't getting hurt and killed.

[D]

But now you talk about the U.S. see, though, J.D.

[B]

So what does that mean? Yeah, people fighting.

[D]

Boxing, street feudalism, if you will. Feudalism goes back towards the turn of the century. Before I got you. I understand we people been boxing for. For decades.

[B]

We used to throw Christians to lions. That make it okay or there's.

[D]

There's a form to it.

[B]

There's a form to it?

[D]

Yeah. Hold your hands up.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Hold my hands up.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Come here.

[B]

All right. Come here. All right.

[D]

I'm going to show you what. That's what the form is. That's.

[B]

Damn. All right, I get it. I get it.

[D]

You ain't swelled out.

[B]

Stop.

[D]

Now, that makes us better.

[B]

But that wasn't. No, it doesn't.

[A]

I've seen it.

[D]

I don't like George Bush and Don Henley. Hated each other's guts.

[B]

He did not fight at the Metallica.

[D]

Until George Bush socked Don Henley in the face and then everything's fine. It didn't happen about fighting musicians. I've had it many times myself.

[B]

You fought musicians?

[D]

You bet.

[B]

Who'd you fight?

[D]

Billy Squire back in the 1980s.

[B]

I believe I did.

[D]

He's wearing his pink tie.

[B]

Yeah, he always wore those I on.

[D]

That boy like a duck on a June B. Socked him two times with my right hand.

[B]

Was there a reason?

[D]

Body punch with the left.

[B]

Was there a reason?

[D]

He just pisses me off.

[B]

Okay. You just walked up to the guy and smacked him.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Be alone in the dark with this.

[B]

But you know that's illegal, right? It's. I mean, assault.

[D]

Well, he's in Argentina.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Still.

[D]

Still, I try not to break the law stateside.

[A]

Okay. These stories, buster, that you come up with. Sean, good morning. You're on the Air 1616 Lexus. It says MX, but did he mean nx like November? Yes. Okay, and which ver? It's an F sport. But Is it a 200 to 300?

[E]

It is a 200. Fully loaded, two tone Roja, red interior, two wheel drive, five and N. Yeah.

[A]

Roja Ro roa is it. That does it. Where are you calling from? San Antonio.

[E]

Houston.

[A]

Do you have your family in San Antonio?

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Not really. I hate this verse, the way that.

[A]

You rolled that roja off your tongue. I was like, man, sounds a little San Antonio to me. Does 32 grand buy it? 32, 32, 30. 31 and a half. 32 is what my number would be.

[E]

32. Can't squeeze a 33 in there. It's clean.

[A]

Actually, I was. If we're actually being. I said 31 and a half to 32. So I'm trying to squeeze to 32. To be completely forthcoming with you.

[E]

Is Ron, say there's not a scratch on it. There's not a scratch on it.

[A]

So is it. What color, what color is roja? Red. Is that bright red or burgundy?

[E]

Okay, so it's like a dark red and the leather seats are like red and black.

[A]

Can we just call it burgundy? Is that what it is? I mean, if you were a three year old, what color would you say it was?

[E]

Well, three year old, my son would call this red and he's two.

[A]

Okay. H, I'm 32 with 30. Is it still have 20s on the miles or is it turned to 30 there?

[E]

I'm look, it's exactly at 33225.

[A]

So it's 33,000 miles.

[E]

No, no, 30325.

[A]

I'm all capped out at 32. Like done, done. Now I'm looking at some comps. You've got me wondering. I'm looking at some current auction down and some sales at the Lexus. Sales. And here's a 16, 000 mile one bringing 32. 8. Here's a 16, 000 mile one, bringing 31. 250. Here's a 15, 000 mile one doing 31.8. And yours has 30 on it. And I'm offering more than they sold for. So I'm. I, I think if you've been shopping around, you'll realize that I'm. I hit you right the first time we bet him. Right the first time [e-mail].

[E]

Okay, so you're at 32.

[A]

Yep. But I appreciate the pressure that you implied on me.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Hey, man. All right.

[A]

Appreciate It. Thanks.

[B]

Only low balls around here are on Buster Dicks.

[D]

Hey, by the way, that truck there, it's a good opportunity. Right off the kid, not the car.

[B]

Right off the kid, not the car.

[D]

Right off the car.

[B]

Right off the car, not the kid.

[A]

We gotta go. We're back with the son of a. We're not. Gone, gone, gone. The SOB is going to be coming back in just a minute.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[D]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Give me the vin.com.

[D]

It'S so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800-RADIO. Every day I tell myself, Good morning, everyone.

[B]

Morning.

[A]

For those of y' all who just tuned in and have no idea who the hell we are, what we do. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. Morning, Babo.

[B]

The man of a million.

[A]

Bobo has a lot of friends, too. He has a lot of friends in his pocket. He has all types. Oh, Randy's singing. I didn't know that.

[B]

Hey, Randy, you love singing. You love singing with the country music. I know it's your favorite. Is that your favorite country music? Country?

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

That's before it works.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I know that. Bring it up. On it.

[B]

Oh, my God. Here it is. Swaying back and forth.

[F]

Where you been? Who you being with?

[A]

Damn it.

[F]

What you done?

[B]

Yeah, what's. What have you done?

[A]

Brand is a singing little.

[B]

He really is. I like. He sways back and forth with the music. Look at this.

[A]

Alvin and Theodore and Simon have nothing, nothing on you.

[F]

Oh, those other chipmunks are punks.

[B]

They are.

[A]

Really, Alvin?

[F]

Yeah, really.

[B]

I thought they were like, big stars and kind of, you know.

[F]

Alvin's my cousin.

[B]

I did not know you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that how you got into the movie business?

[F]

Well, we had the same agent for a long time.

[A]

Well, he got. Alvin got into the movie business because of him and Caddyshack.

[B]

Oh, because you were in the Caddyshack.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He got jealous.

[F]

Yeah, me and Alvin and the Bellamy brothers had the same agents.

[B]

Gallagher, The Bellamy.

[F]

Remember the comedian Gallagher?

[B]

No, the comedian.

[F]

He used to mash watermelons and fake rabbits.

[E]

I remember that.

[B]

Right, right, right.

[F]

Yeah, he was our manager.

[B]

I don't know that that happened actually.

[F]

Yeah, I opened for the Bellamy Brother for years.

[B]

You did? As a singing chipmunk?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Man, I didn't know.

[A]

You never know.

[B]

It sounds like a party. I'd have gone see that. Especially in my drinking days. You and a bottle of vodka and singing chipmunk. Dude, I love it.

[F]

Oh, man. It's about vodka o', clock, isn't it?

[B]

It is about 5:00'.

[A]

Clock. William. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

06 Trailblazer with 150,000 miles worth. A thousand bucks worth.

[E]

Two thousand.

[A]

One thousand.

[E]

Eleven thousand. Oh, yeah, that's really great.

[A]

Hang on. Let's ask what Johnny Cash thinks. Johnny, wake me, baby. No, no, no, it ain't me. It ain't me you're looking for, baby. All right. Justin, it says you're a wholesaler.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

And you've got it. Of course, you're a wholesaler and you got a 140,000 mile rig and you want me to buy it. I. I mean, I love. I'm a wholesaler too. So have I met you at the auctions before?

[E]

I don't. I don't know.

[A]

What auctions do you go to?

[E]

I don't think. I really don't go to a lot of office. Most about new car dealers.

[D]

I'm at one now, John. Standing out in the wind.

[A]

Well, call me on something that's got some real miles on it. Call me on something that's like 10, 20, 30, $40,000. I'm not a good junk buyer. And this isn't junk. Especially not in Lake Charles. It's like the normal car down there actually, but you know, a 10 ultimate with a buck 36.

[E]

What?

[A]

What do you want for it? 3500?

[E]

Yeah, somewhere around there.

[A]

But I. It's just not worth me. I. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me, Bab. Now, now, now.

[E]

It ain't me, babe.

[A]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe. Ah, Randy the Chipmunk. I'll be damned. He is a singer. Hey, you're asking something about the boat? Yes. J.D.

[B]

What about the Boat. What do you want to know? Okay, here's my experience.

[A]

Here, let me. This is an old. It's not a bit. It's a sad song. Very, very. So a guy from Houston calls in two years ago. Two and a half years ago now. Nice guy, Dave.

[B]

You're gonna go way back.

[A]

And he. I bought his truck. And then he was like, well, I got this boat on Conroe. I'm moving back to Canada. And I'm like, oh, buy boats? And he showed me pictures of them. I like it. I was like, it's 25,000. I called a friend of mine, called a buddy, and he said, oh, it's worth this. I'm like, cool. So I offered him less than that. And he sold it.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And I went down there and drove it and liked it and stayed on Lake Conroe for about two months and then hauled it to Eagle Mountain Lake, put it in the slip. And it's been there for two years.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And we had so much fun with it. We didn't sell it right. And now we're just wanting to sell it. And you got assigned the duty to be the boat salesman. And you've had a hell of a hell of a time.

[B]

I've had an unbelievable time. It's been. It's just.

[A]

Selling boats ain't all it's cut out to be.

[B]

Dear Jesus Christ, Lord God, what was I thinking? No, every.

[A]

He's in it so deep now. He wants to. He wants to give me the whole title back of boatman. But he's like, God, I've got so much time invested now. I got time and money get paid is if. Yes, if I sell it.

[B]

If I sell the dude, I got 300 in gas and tolls and time and boat hooks and crap in it.

[D]

You need to adopt a Jimmy McGill approach.

[B]

How does that work?

[D]

Right? James McGill from.

[A]

From Better Call Saul. Okay, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Saul Goodman.

[B]

How does that work?

[D]

He would go into the richest bar in Dallas. All right, okay.

[A]

Oh, a hustle. Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Bring, bring.

[D]

Bring a pretty, pretty girl.

[B]

Gotta bring a pretty girl.

[D]

Figure out some way to hook, line and sinker. I mean, just cheat somebody into this boat.

[B]

Here's the problem.

[D]

Don't sell it for 28, but you can get 58.

[B]

Here's what everybody wants to know. They want to go out on it one time, just one time, and have the motors work and go out and come back in. That, by the way, in four months has yet to happen once.

[D]

They don't know it's Jerry Jones boat.

[A]

We Have a.

[B]

They don't know.

[A]

It's Jerry Jones boat that used to be on Metro, Eggman and Elvis before that. Right. But callers, I know I've got a lot of redneck mechanic buddies out there that are listeners. Call in and tell me what's wrong with this thing. Our numbers, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go ahead and dial now if you. If you're a boat mechanic and I'll tell you what it's doing. So if we go out there right now, it's a, it's a 30 foot sea ray and it has twin V6s.

[B]

On it, twin merch mark cruisers, 4.3 liter.

[A]

Okay. And you start it up and it.

[B]

Starts and runs beautiful perfectly in the slip.

[A]

And then you. Even on the lake. It'll go out on the lake and run fine.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And then you stop it and turn it off and play and swim. And then you get back on to start it and it ain't gonna start.

[B]

Now. Yesterday was doing something different. Yesterday it actually. The left engine started misbehaving while it.

[A]

Was moving the other day. It did this to me and I burned the starter up on it trying to. To get it started because I was heading towards the bank in a boat. A boat hooked on to me and pulled me back to the deal. And. And then you let it sit for, you know, a few hours and just touch. The engine starts right, right back up. So it's got it. It's the mechanics like, oh, we need to go through the engine. No, you don't. They got 200 hours on it. It's a, it's a, it's electricity or fuel problem. It's a spark or a fuel problem. And I don't know which, but kind of sounds like fuel.

[B]

Sounds like a fuel problem.

[A]

Well, we were thinking they had water in the gas.

[B]

It's backfired. And yesterday the left engine, I'll tell you what it was doing is backfiring in like half. You. You go to accelerate. You go. So it was coughing and spitting a lot.

[A]

I've never heard it do that.

[B]

That's the first time I've heard it do that as well. And I love. And I limped back in. The right engine's fine. They did. They go off the same tank. The right engine took me all the way home.

[A]

So when you were running, was it doing that wide open?

[B]

It was fine. And then, then the, then the up pulled it back to idle.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And the left engine just went. Died and I went to restart It. And from then on, it was barely. It would run, then stall, then run, then stall, then cough and spit, and they're in.

[A]

And if we go out there right now and go, tap, tap, it starts right up. Generator, no problem.

[B]

Nope, no problem. Generator runs like a champ.

[A]

And when you turn the generator off and then turn it back on, it's fine.

[B]

Generators, fine.

[A]

But why would both engines have trouble starting? If one of them had trouble starting, then we'd have, you know, so it's something. It's something broad. It's something global.

[B]

Yeah, we just. Well, we just replaced the left starter, so the right starter solenoid may be going because it makes that noise. It makes a click noise like it's wanting to start, and then it just doesn't turn over. And then it turns over and it'll start the right engine.

[A]

Oh, it's doing that now.

[B]

The engine. Yeah.

[A]

So now I got to buy another starter for the right side, maybe. Oh, that's great. It's only $1,500 a clip.

[B]

I don't think it was that much. I think that was including everything.

[A]

Everything. I mean, you look at it.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

If you need to wash the swim platform, get out a thousand dollars.

[B]

I'm telling you. Get insurance and we burn this thing. I know we're on the radio, but I don't care.

[A]

It does, but it's a great boat.

[B]

Dude. You didn't get stopped yesterday. Guy drives up from Austin, he's not happy. I'm not happy. I'm on the middle of the lake. It's blowing, going around now. And I got one engine to dock this thing, which you need two engines to dock it.

[A]

By the way.

[D]

It's a 55, 000 boat. But my partner here has got to have $28,000 for our operation here. We're not going to get anything. And we'll take 26 today.

[B]

Good deal. I like it.

[C]

All this boat talk is I've determined I'm never going to own a boat because it sounds like it's a pain in the ass.

[D]

It's a even just.

[A]

Yeah, dude, I've got an airplane. It doesn't give me this much trouble.

[B]

They're not even say this. Earlier the guy asked me why we had both engines running while we were out there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He's a real sailor.

[A]

Sailor.

[B]

Yeah. Why are you using both engines? What do you.

[A]

What in this. What is it? You said he flies a breach.

[B]

This is a different guy. This is a different guy. This guy came up.

[A]

Tell me what this is. What Cuz our mechanic cannot seem to get his.

[B]

He says, well, we put the computer on it and everything works fine. JD I'm like, well, I'm telling you, it doesn't start when it's hot.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello.

[E]

Hey, John, Clay, Adam.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

I don't have anything for sale. I'm just gonna give you the definition of a boat.

[A]

Okay, here we go. What is.

[E]

It's a hole in the Hole in the water you pour money into.

[A]

This is a true statement. I need a mechanic though, to teach. To tell me what's wrong with this thing.

[B]

Here, let me cut it off the pass. Don't anybody call in with break out another thousand is a boat B O.

[D]

A T. Gary Ruth on our Facebook page says check the fuel filter and the coil pack. Sounds more like the fuel filter. Each engine should have one or two individually.

[A]

Okay. Fuel filters.

[B]

Would that cause it to start cold and not hot? That doesn't make sense.

[D]

Well, he didn't say anything about that.

[B]

It starts cold and it doesn't start hot.

[D]

You're looking at me like I know.

[A]

John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook or just call in 800-800-RADIO. I give y' all free advice all the time. I need some free advice for a change. I'm tired of paying a thousand dollars a lick for something that doesn't work.

[B]

John doesn't take my calls anymore. He won't even talk to me. Let me be in jail.

[A]

When he tells me he's going to show it, I just text him like eight hours later. Did you get a check?

[B]

Hell no.

[A]

We had a check one day and it was running.

[B]

Then it was running that day.

[A]

What's wrong with this thing?

[B]

It's me. I'm beginning to think it's really me. It's got a thing against me. It doesn't like me. You know, sailors believe in.

[A]

And he's always said don't pump the throttles and don't give it any gas because the fuel injection. But the only way it'll start is if you. If you.

[B]

Once it's hot, you have to fully throw file throttle all the way forward and then crank it for about five seconds it'll go and then it'll take off. Ah, I know. Tell me you didn't try to dock it the wind yesterday with one engine. Trust me. God. The other word.

[A]

Damn it, James. An 11 Arcadia. Do you work on boats, by the way?

[E]

No, I have one with about the same problem.

[A]

Oh really?

[E]

Yeah, it'll just shut down and die.

[A]

I'm with you.

[E]

Stays underneath the awning. Don't put it in the water.

[A]

Mine lives in the water. It's just sitting there in a slip 11. 11 Acadia, 77,000 miles. Leather nav, dual sunroof, DVD. What color is it?

[E]

Pearl white.

[A]

Sounds pretty. Is. Does it have a clean carfax?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Will it start and run?

[E]

Absolutely.

[A]

That's a great. I need something like that. We could pull the engine out of that and put in the boat. I don't know. Is it 11 grand? 12 grand?

[E]

No, I was thinking more about 14. 15.

[A]

Let me look at something. He's got a pretty car. Don't start cussing. 77, 000. No, I'm talking to Turley.

[D]

Hell no.

[A]

77, 000 miles. If I give 13, do I buy it?

[E]

Not today.

[A]

No, not today. Maybe tomorrow. I was thinking 13. Okay. If I give 13, does it buy it? Nope. If I get 27, does it buy it? Not today. So what buys it?

[E]

I'm thinking 15 and a half.

[A]

Oh, God. I just accidentally hung up on him. 14. He was 13 to 14 and it went to 15 and a half. Because I liked it. Yeah, you know, let me. Hey, Richard with the boat problem. Are you there?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna stay put because I need you. Are we going to break?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, we're going to be back. Just a second, Richard.

[D]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800, 800 radio. That's 800, 800, 7234 or [e-mail] Bo drinks.

[F]

What was on the band or did Bo drinks?

[A]

No, I need some boat drinks.

[F]

Discord on Home Ranch.

[A]

Hi, Raymond.

[F]

Everything seems to be wrong.

[A]

Janet, good morning. You're on the air. Damn it.

[F]

Janet, good morning.

[A]

What, what, what? I see you have the same problem? Well, I. Yeah, I did. It was.

[E]

This was years ago, and I'm not a Mechanic. Out of nine, times out of 10, I don't know what I'm talking about. But this one, I do.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

So I had gotten a bad tank of gas, didn't know it, and I'd be driving down the interstate, and one time my car just cruised to a stop.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Had no idea what was going on, and it wouldn't crank back.

[A]

Mm. So what was the fix?

[E]

So I actually had to. The. The problem was the bad tank of gas Plugged up my fuel filter.

[A]

You know, this is pretty simple stuff. And a guy that does what I do. I mean, I buy and sell cars and diagnose mechanical issues all the time. And on this boat deal, I've got this mechanic that is a boat mechanic, and I just figured he would look at the obvious things, But I'm starting to wonder if he hasn't believe that's our problem.

[E]

Problem?

[A]

No.

[E]

I think usually they go toward, you know, the bigger issues. But I had to change out my.

[A]

Fuel tank in the car. Okay.

[F]

And change my fuel filters and clean.

[E]

Out the system, and it was fine.

[A]

What city do you live in?

[E]

That's all it was.

[A]

Where do you listen to us from?

[E]

Lafayette.

[A]

Lafayette, louisiana. Well, good.

[E]

I'm actually on my way to baton rouge.

[A]

We're on the. Are you listening to us on 98.1? Yes. Perfect. Well, thanks for spending your Saturdays with you. With us, Richard. Same thing. Do you agree with what she's saying? Kind of.

[E]

No. Because I had a boat that had the same problem, and the fuel was getting heated up, and it was vapor locking. So when it's hot, you're not getting the fuel to the carburetor to fire off. So when it cools off, it balances out the pressure, and it lets the fuel back in. That's why it's easy to start when it's cold, and it won't start when it's hot.

[A]

So what's that? Fuel.

[E]

Some of the fuel lines are run close to the manifold, and then inside the boat where the motors are, the heat is up. You might have to put some cooling fans on the blowers inside to move that air around.

[A]

Should we just turn the damn blower on and leave it on? Is that maybe a fix? Is that why they say leave the blower on?

[B]

Maybe.

[E]

So a lot of. A lot of people leave it on because of fuel vapors, but, yes, it would help a lot. A lot.

[A]

Yeah, that. I was thinking the same Thing, It's a fuel problem. But why is it doing it now and it wasn't doing it before?

[E]

Probably because it never ran hot. It never got hot enough.

[A]

No, it did. I mean I ran that thing for an hour straight at a time at full power.

[B]

It's got to be fuel filter.

[A]

It's got to be something sometimes of fuel delivery. Vapor locking. And that's what he was saying too. Vapor locking.

[E]

Do you have a water separator on your fuel line?

[A]

I have no idea. I've tried not to know anything. I, I, I've tried intentionally not to get in the middle of this and just let the pros handle it. But they're not getting a handle. That's why I'm looking out to you guys, the listeners.

[E]

See if you have a fuel separator because a lot of those boats that run hot then cold get a lot of water in it it and then you'll start having that fuel filter clogging up with water which will give it hard time too.

[A]

Thank you, sir. David, do you agree with all this? Do you have any other input?

[E]

Well, it's like this. Like I was telling your man. You said they're V6. I take it they're inboard engines, correct?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

All right. Well, Mariner Mercury is owned by Chevrolet now. They bought them out back in the 90s which helped them develop the ZR1 engine and the aluminum blocks they make now. Well, I have Pontiac and Pontiacs and Chevrolets all got a bad thing which was designed by Mariner and that is once after they get so much age on them when they get hot. They have what's called crankshaft sensor. They no longer have distributors. Make some positioning to where it knows how to spark with it.

[A]

I lost him. Hey, Robbie, real quick, what's your, what's your theory, John? Yes, sir.

[E]

My, my theory is I had the same problem about eight years ago with the mercruiser engine. Okay, do you have a fresh water?

[A]

First of all, from his accent, I know where he's from and this man knows his boat. He's from south Louisiana. Listen to his accent. So that I need a real coon ass mechanic to call and fix this because these guys do it for a living. Okay, Robbie, I'm, I'm listening to you.

[E]

Do you have fresh water exhaust or do you have through hull exhaust?

[A]

I don't know. It's a, It's a Sundancer. 290.

[B]

280.

[A]

280. And it's always been on fresh water. And I don't know what kind of exhaust it's got.

[E]

I had the same problem with the mercruise about eight, nine years ago.

[A]

What was the fix?

[E]

The exhaust manifolds deteriorate and the engine inside, they pick up water while you cruise. And through the water, the spark plugs actually get damp from the what?

[A]

I told jd I said, this thing's acting like the spark plugs are getting water on them.

[B]

Just so after.

[E]

After it dries out, after the spark plugs dry down from sitting, then it'll crank up and run fine again.

[A]

So what is the fix?

[E]

Change the exhaust manifolds. I'll change exhaust manifold gaskets. You're done.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. I think that that is the right answer. I really, really, really.

[B]

That makes complete sense.

[A]

Thanks, Robbie. What station you listen to us on?

[E]

On 98.1 out of baton Rouge. I'm originally from Shelmette, Louisiana.

[A]

Is this the first time you've heard us or have you caught us? Another Saturday.

[E]

I listen to your show every Saturday.

[A]

Excellent. I thought you guys would like us. We've got a bad sense of humor. And y' all do, too, as a population. Thank you, sir. 800-800-72348. Well, hell, forget the number. We're out here. We've got 17 seconds left. Riley, I see you with the 2000 Lariat. Four wheel drive, gas, 58,000 miles. We want to buy that car. Go to givemetheven.com. earl, go to givemetheven.com. gary, go to givemetheven dot com. It'll bid the car immediately. Get the VIN number ready. And anyone else, just go to givemetheven.com. the buyers are gonna be in the room till 4 o' clock today buying cars, and we're looking to buy a bunch of them. See y' all next Saturday.

[E]

Bacher out.

[D]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[A]

Time is money.

[D]

Let's get it.