#102 John Clay Wolfe Show 06/24/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #102 Summary (06/24/17)

Main Theme and Purpose This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its trademark freewheeling blend of banter, car expertise, listener call-ins, and irreverent humor. Broadcasting live, John and crew field car-buying calls, riff on sports and pop culture, unpack rock & roll nostalgia, steer into edgy but never FCC-fined territory, and lampoon everything from televangelists to generational weed culture. The show also marks a return to the Austin market, with plenty of inside-baseball about radio, region, and show war stories.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Car-Buying Banter and Listener Calls

• Live, Rapid-fire Car Bids
  John fields dozens of calls from listeners nationwide looking to sell vehicles—from late-model pickups and classic Mustangs to luxury imports. He offers instant, often blunt appraisals, and walks callers through GiveMeTheVIN.com’s process.

  • Example: On a 2011 Mercedes GL550, John quickly zeroes in on price—"Is it 25 grand?" [02:48]—and prods for details.
  • John often underlines his “I’ll beat CarMax by $100 or else” guarantee. “We sent out about five checks last week for 100. Actually. But I’ll beat it.” [09:47]

• Candid, Hilarious Negotiation
  The show features classic bargaining moments:

  • “You know whose fault that is, Bill? ... It is your fault. 100.” [11:44]
  • “I need a 23-year-old girlfriend with C cups… But, well, that's why I bought a V. It didn’t work.” [11:59] John’s rapid, occasionally abrasive style is always leavened by the crew’s asides; the levity keeps the pace brisk.

• Upside-Down Car Owners
  Many callers owe more than their car’s worth, prompting John’s empathy but also hard facts: “If you’re upside down, you need your car plus you need $7,000 to get out of it. That’s it, but thanks.” [12:28]

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2. Radio/Pop Culture Meta-Humor

• Radio Industry In-Jokes

  • The team riffs on their return to the Austin airwaves, noting station programming decisions and their own “misfit” reputation:
    “Austin’s very liberal. … We’re on a classic country station… where could we fit and not be offensive? Not many places.” [10:04]
  • Cross-talk lampoons radio archetypes, including fake Rush Limbaugh and Satan as “program directors.”
    “You know, a lot of people wonder where program directors come from, right?” [13:42]

• Satan and Randy the Chipmunk Skits

  • Regular character "Satan" offers a tongue-in-cheek presence, cracking about stand-up routines and fame:
    “Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. That’s a classical reference.” [29:16]
    “Have some sympathy, have some taste.” [28:53]
  • “Randy the Chipmunk” delivers surreal, double-entendre life lessons about finding nuts and navigating Walmart crowds.

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3. Nostalgia & Personal Stories

• 90s Texas Music and Bar Scene
  John reminisces about booking “Tripping Daisy” at his college bars:
  “I was in the bar and concert business when I was in college in ’93. I used to promote Tripping Daisy…” [07:13]

• Sports and Rock & Roll

  • Debates about Yankees/Rangers games, references to Led Zeppelin and Metallica concerts, running gags about aging and hangovers, and what constitutes “real” country or rock music.
  • “My Kunas buddies… they just sense fake news. The Weather Channel’s fake news.” [18:10]

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4. Edgy Humor and Social Commentary

• Race and Identity—Humor with an Edge
  The crew riffs on racial/ethnic stereotypes in customer service and music, often flipping the joke back on themselves.

  • “What does nibbit stand for again, real quick? Nuts in Bad Times.” [100:43]
  • Latino caller Ocho: “Are you a member of a cartel?”/“I might have some bricks in this truck somewhere…” [133:17]

• Generational/Lifestyle Commentary

  • Frequent jokes about millennials and weed culture:
    “Your 20 to 35 year old group is more potaholic than ever in the history of man. That I’m aware of.” [122:18]
  • Sidebars on sex, drugs (“I’ve never done coke in my life...I’ve always been scared of it”), the Bill Cosby trial, and Tiger Woods’ rehab.

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5. Memorable Skit & Call-In Segments

• “White, Black, Latino or Other?” Game
  News-of-the-weird headlines prompt the crew to guess the perpetrator’s ethnicity, leading to playful, sometimes pointed insights on stereotypes.
  “88 year old Springfield man accused a woman of stealing his wallet after she performed an act upon him for cash — was he white?” [43:09]

• Bill Cosby “Education” Bit
  Cosby-voiced skit awkwardly riffs on sexual education in the wake of his trial:
  “Now children, I want to talk to you… about wee wees and tts…” [66:47]

• Celebrity “Endorsements”
  Fake Dirk Nowitzki ad for GiveMeTheVIN.com, poking fun at forced celebrity endorsements:
  “Sell us your car, GiveMeTheVIN.com, so we can… You can do it in your underwear.” [94:30]

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6. Music and Rock Nostalgia

• Heavy rotation of Zeppelin, Metallica, Chicago, etc.; hosts dispute who’s the best, what covers are acceptable, and which artist defined “real” anything.

  • “This is like one of the best Zep songs there is. Actually, I haven’t heard this a long time.” [37:04]

• Top 5 Country Songs roundtable:

  • Bobbo, John, and JD debate greatest country hits—see [142:18] for full lists.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “If I don’t beat your CarMax offer…I owe you 100 bucks. That’s my deal. That’s my shtick.” – John Clay Wolfe [09:07]
• “You sound like a hard negotiator. Are you from Oklahoma?” – John [11:31]
• “I need a 23-year-old girlfriend with C cups.” – John [12:02]
• “My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I buy cars off the radio.” – John [53:14]
• “He’s not a mean devil…He’s like the nice guy devil.” – JD [27:55]
• “It ain't racist if it's real.” – John [136:09]
• “Your 20 to 35 year old group is more potaholic than ever in the history of man.” – John [122:18]
• “Sell us your car, GiveMeTheVIN.com—so easy you can do it in your underwear.” (Station catchphrase, used repeatedly)
• “You’ve never really seen racism until you’ve seen real black people and real Mexican people start hating each other.” – John [137:07]
• “I’ll send you a check for $100…But I’ll beat it. Just be like Michael Jackson and beat it.” – John [09:47]
• “It’s a mid-20s truck. That’s the money. 25 grand.” – John, on a RAM Lone Star bid [138:02]
• “We could have got on Z100 in New York City before we got that Austin deal done.” – John [118:35]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Car-Buying Call-ins: Throughout, sample at [02:14], [08:04], [11:02], [22:00], [26:30], [34:56], [47:41], [52:01], [55:01], [63:40]
• Tripping Daisy/Bar Stories: [07:13]
• Austin Market Radio Discussion: [10:04], [18:50], [91:41]
• Satan On-Air: [13:27], stand-up at [29:02]
• Randy the Chipmunk Segments: [44:16], [98:17]
• Music/Band Debates: [37:00], [142:18]
• "White, Black, Latino or Other?": [41:00], [48:04]
• Bill Cosby “Education” Skit: [66:32]
• Tiger Woods/Joyride Commentary: [149:02]
• Top 5 Country Songs Lists: [142:18]
• Show Close/Contact Info: [150:03]

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Tone and Language

The conversation is unscripted, brash, and Southern-fried—with John steering even awkward or pointed topics back to laughter or life lessons. Pop culture, car trade lingo, and radio in-jokes abound; characters like Satan and Randy lampoon the format. They balance hard realism (about cars, deals, or social issues) with “we’re all friends here” camaraderie, never taking a punchline too far for radio.

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For New Listeners

If you’re tuning in for the first time, expect an entertaining mix of car talk, sharp humor, rock nostalgia, and skit-driven satire. The crew values transparency, quick wit, and giving listeners the best deal—on cars and on life. This episode is especially rich in inside-radio banter, calls from all over the US, and memorable character bits, making The John Clay Wolfe Show both a car guy’s secret weapon and a Saturday morning laugh fest.

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Podcast link and car-selling site:

• johnclaywolf.com – Podcast library
• GiveMeTheVIN.com – Get an instant car bid

(Episode originally aired 06/24/2017; summary based on full content, omitting ads, promos, intros, and outros)

Transcript

[Announcer]

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be the John Clay Wolf show. Welcome, everybody. J.D. happy sailing this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning to you, Bob. Oh, yeah. Rainy, stormy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Got your boat parked in a nice spot?

[Caller]

I do, babe.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nearby, Michael turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello.

[Michael Turley]

Man, J.D. that's the greatest cracker I've ever eaten.

[John Clay Wolf]

I turned this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've turned the whole studio around with his Triscuits. I brought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, those. Those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smoked Gouda. Smoked Gouda. Triscuits.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna be a good day, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of the Triscuits?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just made it from my house to here in 12 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. No, you didn't. No, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's moving.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless you move your house. You didn't do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did. 12 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

12 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 minutes. A downpour in a downpour in a Ferrari.

[Michael Turley]

That sounds safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is safe. Get a little hungover.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the worst that could happen? Yeah. No launching the car into the Strat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It handled well in the. Good morning. Who's this? Thomas. Yes, Jonas. Your name is Jonas?

[Caller]

Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas. Hi, Thomas.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? We haven't even given the number out yet. JD 800, 800 radio. Good morning, Austin, Texas. KVET listeners and new listeners in any market. Are you a call? Are you a car caller?

[Caller]

Sir, yes, sir, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listeners, this is what we do. This is about 20% of what we do. So you can do this also as Colin and we'll buy your car. What? What have you got?

[Caller]

Got a 2011 Mercedes Benz GL550Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do that? What kind of a question is that? How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

45,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11 GL 550. With 45.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black is it 25 grand. Is it 25 grand?

[Caller]

Close. That's kind of where I'd like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be in that area. What's it take to buy it and how nice is it?

[Caller]

It's. It's pretty good. Like, I. It's my daughter's old car. She's getting married and she just wants to get rid of it and get something different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna give her the money for it?

[Caller]

Well, sure. Of course I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I didn't know if you're mad that she's marrying this. This guy out of your religion and.

[Caller]

No, that doesn't matter anyhow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that or out of your race. And that you were gonna take the money for the car and keep it. Is this like the car you bought her for college or something?

[Caller]

No, just. Just an old hand me down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought my ex wife a new car once and her dad bought her a new car for. For graduating college. Wow. And when I bought her the new car.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, a few years after we were married. Sure. And traded in the one he bought. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that work out?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't. Yes, I do know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked out fine. But. But after cocktails you'd hear about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you. Yeah, I bet. So, yeah, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you treated a way like our daddy gave her, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it had a clear title. Yeah, well, this one had a clear title too. Sterling. But yeah, I mean, he bought her a nice car. I mean, this was spoiled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, back to your daughter. So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I. I take 25 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then givemetheven.com, load it up and we can come over there and pick it up. Do you mean make the checkout to the boyfriend?

[Caller]

Nah, not makes me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com Alden the show. When you. When you dump the VIN, we can pull the Carfax and make sure that it's got a clean Carfax in a couple of pictures and then we will. Is there a payoff on it? Is there a clear title? All right, cool. We can have it done. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Highland Park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. We can do it today. Actually, I just saw the whole get along gang downstairs. Roy's crew.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're like all of our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin. Drivers are fixing to be dispatched. If you want it today, we can come to do it today. Or Monday. We cannot do it Sunday. Awesome, thanks. 800-800-72-34.

[Bobbo Turley]

It don't matter which. Highland park or Cleburne. You better not give me your VIN number. They're gonna get you Social Security.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, have you heard those mother's maiden name off the vent. I've noticed that on. Have you seen that on Facebook?

[Bobbo Turley]

Someday when the UFOs land, you're gonna want your own information secure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's some foil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on.

[Michael Turley]

There's a guy that just follows our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our advertising. Yes. Seriously, don't. Don't give it to him. Don't do it. That's the first step. I'm like, listen, you okay now, is he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he work for somebody?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like maybe a Competitor? I don't know. He won't.

[Bobbo Turley]

But November 19, 1963.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember.

[Bobbo Turley]

JFK signed up for the RCA Record Club. Give him his Social Security number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next thing you know, those Cubans. It wasn't Oswald. Russians.

[Bobbo Turley]

It was a Columbia Record Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do it. So. So all the people who are worried about giving out their license plates. Yeah. Understand this. You drive down the street with your. Your license plate exposed to millions of people and cameras. So. And if you just search off of the license plates, you can get the VIN number, if that's what you want. We don't. All we want the VIN for is to decode the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

To tell us what we're buying or bidding. And the. The hit the vehicle history, we can get off that to make sure if it's been run over by an Amtrak train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Then we might know that it's visible through most windshields.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

11 records and tapes for a penny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim. Good morning. What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how they hook you.

[Caller]

What's up, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

I want to know who's cool enough to play Tripping Daisy in the back of their show. That's all I want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that is us. All of us. We're cool, man. Welcome to the cool club. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Plano.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah. Tripping Daisy. I. I was in the bar and concert business when I was in college and 93. And I used to promote Trippin Daisy, and they used to come through the Plaid Pig in the Aardvark, which I own those bars back then in Fort Worth, over tcu, and they're just.

[Caller]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good buddies. Not. And I. I love. I'm still stuck in that time slot in my head.

[Caller]

I got you. A friend of mine actually used to bring them into. I went to Tech. Tech. Yeah, we used to bring them out there for big parties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

So it was awesome. I just don't hear it. I just don't even hear it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load the bird dogs. We'll take them out to Levitt. Go. Go hunting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're great. Most people don't know this song. This song called Prick. It's a deep cut that was never hit, but Good. I'm glad you noticed it. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

They're all hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later, lover. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air. Need a clock.

[Caller]

Hey, John, how are you this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

Excellent. Well, Sir, I've got a 15 Volkswagen Golf. It's a manual transmission and it is white with leather interior and 15,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Leather?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

It is gasoline.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I think they paid everybody back on those diesels big. That diesel bandit thing. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got how much?

[Caller]

Yeah, it would have been nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

A billion.

[J.D. Ryan]

15 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fived up to 15. Like they'd give you a five. And if you start bitching and throwing elbows, they go up to 15. So people with like $3,000 wore out diesel VWs got 15 grand. If they. If they play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Company ever survive?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Has Takata survived? The airbag company. They got to go broke any second. Or maybe they already are. Okay. So what's your story, sir? Have you already been anywhere? Have you got a bid? What do you want to do?

[Caller]

Yeah, Carmax was looking at giving me 15,500 for it. John. I just wanted to see what you do for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, my. If I don't. If I don't beat your CarMax offer. Oh, yeah, kick in the ass. No. If I don't. If I don't beat your. We changed it last month. Baba. We used to pay him $100 and now we just kick him in the ass. No, no, no. If I don't beat your Carmax off or a current CarMax offer, I owe you 100 bucks. That's my deal. That's my. My shtick. And it's been that way for a long time. And on the top our website, under FAQs, it says it clears a bell. Anyway, so go to the website, take a picture of the CarMax offer that we can read. And I'm gonna read through their notes. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for 100. We sent out about five checks last week for 100. Actually.

[Caller]

That sounds awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll beat it. So it's a 15. I mean, we can go and beat it now or beat it in a minute. Yeah, just. Just be like Michael Jackson and beat it. Bob. Was the last time you beat it? Hey, 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo Turley]

How do you mean the spread?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

It means.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Austin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that we found. You know, Austin's very liberal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, and we're not. But Turley is. See, we. We keep wanting all around.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of y', all, the token black guy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm that gu.

[John Clay Wolf]

We found. We're on a classic country station. So when they were Looking at programming us in Austin, where could we fit and not be offensive? Not many places was the answer dwindling. But a classic country station is like.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, in Austin, In Austin, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, where people still have red man shoe running down the side of their mouth. Maybe in their Toyota Yaris or Prius.

[Bobbo Turley]

Later on this morning we're gonna have a little Dolly Parton and then the John Clay Wolf show. There's a couple of big ones right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want people that drive hybrids. Butt dip, smokeless tobacco.

[Satan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill. A 12 CTSV. Is it a two door, two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher. Clean, clean, clean. 47,000 miles on 2012. Off the top of my head. Is it 30,000, is that right?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 31?

[Caller]

No. I got a, I had gotten a bid from Texas direct about two months ago and it was 33, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So if I could do that two months later, do I buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it? You sound like a hard, hard negotiator. Are you from Oklahoma?

[Caller]

No, I'm in Houston. Okay, So I owe 39 on the car. I know I won't get 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know whose fault that is, Bill? Do you know whose fault that is? Do you know whose fault that is? It is your fault. 100.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, no, no, I understand, but I need 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I need a swift kick in the ass.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a 23 year old girlfriend with C cups.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[Caller]

But, well, that's why I bought a.

[John Clay Wolf]

V. It didn't work right. I, I, it's a 32 grand car. I mean if you want me, if you want to sell the car for the top of the market at 32 and then me loan you $3,000 because we're homeboys, that's one thing. But I mean it is what it is.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what I figured, you know, but that hurt. Check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. 800. Just, you know that you need your car. If you're, if your payoff's nine grand, you need your car. Plus you need 7,000 bucks to get out of it. That's it, but thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coincidence or what? We go on in Austin KVET and the very next week I look on the, in the trades and they're looking for a program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, it's typical. I just wondered if there was not a coin. At this point in my life, after.

[J.D. Ryan]

40 years, I swear to God, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how many teachers have to retire after I leave their grade?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't take anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ms. Mose, she just. She just quit. She was gonna stay for another 10 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was only 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ms. Helston, she retired. I had a fourth grade teacher named Hellstern. Hell Stern, Sit down. That's an angry woman.

[Satan]

Oh, she was one of my favorites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Satan.

[Satan]

Very pleasant woman. A lovely person.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was one of your friends.

[Satan]

Well, she got to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I get it. I understand. I don't. Yeah.

[Satan]

What does that mean, anyway?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Hi, everybody. It's Satan, Prince of darkness here. You know, a lot of people wonder where program directors come from, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did they come from?

[Satan]

Usually there's a. What they call programming is really just positioning to try and keep their job. Well, yeah, because they can't walk the post anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see. You know, talk up a record.

[Satan]

Yeah. You know, when you're playing Foreigner. Cold as ice. Right. You've got seven seconds. That's all. The second you step over. Yes. You're a program director and that's all you can do. Make the schedule. You know, bring the donuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

K.V. you're as cold as I am.

[Satan]

Just stay out of the talent's way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you used to be an on air jog, Satan?

[Satan]

Oh, sure, I've. I've done it from. From Catalina all the way out to San Luis Obispo.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Satan]

And that's a lovely part of the world. A lot of fresh soul. You were out there every day you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were on the air. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we were on in Austin. Gosh, it was about six years ago, but it was a tough follow up. We came on right after. Sorry, Satan. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ show. Really? Yeah. Oh, no.

[Satan]

Jesus. We're great friends. We talk all the time. You know, you got packers and Steelers and Cowboys. It's the same thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. I don't believe Jesus hangs out with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, Satan, I've got to take one more up. Will you come back later?

[Satan]

Oh, sure. I'm always around just looking for a $39,000 sold to steal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kias typically don't get that expensive. Dave. 11 GMC Sierra. Is it a leather gas reducer?

[Caller]

It's the 2013. It's not an 11. It's a 13 to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it gas or diesel?

[Caller]

It's a diesel. It's. It's a 2500 HD. Denali crew cab 4x4.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's from up north.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you, where do you live? Jersey or New York or what?

[Caller]

I live in, yeah, New Jersey. Right on the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a diesel. It's a diesel, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. Good morning, New Jersey. Good morning, New Jersey.

[Caller]

Ah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I put you on hold? Yes.

[Caller]

I love your show, but this truck's a beauty. It's fully loaded. It's got ac.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold and get you during the commercial break because we've got to go to break right now. Hold on. New Jersey is on hold. Everybody else, go get your coffee. Ozzy's gonna sing you out. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a all Zeppelin weekend? I mean, if we're going to do like Carol Miller. Bobbo, you need to do some coloring.

[Bobbo Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Carol Miller behind Led Zeppelin? Hang on. You never heard the specialty shows on Sunday talking about the Beatles and Zeppelin and flashback.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've heard that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey. Casey, 800-800-723-4. Good morning. I don't know. Is it. Is it a. In the southwest where most of our stations are? Is it like this everywhere?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, a little bit of showers kind of moving through after that hurricane came up, came ashore, blew over a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Cindy was a cross dresser. Cindy wasn't a real hurricane.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Cindy blew in at about 40 miles an hour. There have been thunderstorms in north Dallas that were worse than Cindy.

[John Clay Wolf]

My. My Kunas buddies were telling me about it. He was angry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they want. They just sense fake news. Fake news. The weather channel's fake news.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. That's the thing. People go, oh, fake news. Next time a hurricane comes through, they're gonna go, I ain't gonna evacuate. That's the one that kills you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Louisiana called a state of emergency before it even happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they got, you know, he said they're just worried that they don't want the helicopters coming through with the people on the roofs and that they didn't give me a heads up. He said it rougher than that, but that's what he was trying to say. Shelby, good morning. You're on the. You're on the radio.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Dripping springs, Texas?

[Caller]

About 20 minutes outside Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. 800-800-7234. So we are on in Austin this morning. I wasn't sure if they were actually going to put us on. I think. I thought they just tell us they would. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. John, you're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while. Okay. 14F350 dually. Four wheel drive, four door with. With 90. Is it leather cloth, vinyl everything?

[Caller]

Vinyl floors, vinyl seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an XL?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Diesel. Got all 6, 7 power stroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 90. With 90 when it's low 20s. I'm not sure exactly. These commercial rigs are hard to bid. Is it an oil field service truck?

[Caller]

Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you. Can you load it up into. Give me the VIN, give me the vi.com and put the VIN number in and I think it's 23 grand, but I'm not sure. Don't quote me on that one. Normally you can quote me all day long. It's 20 to 23. I need to look. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're a little upside down. I know an XL strip down XL with 90 is not worth 26. That I'm sure in about Ralph. And 08 Mach 1 Mustang with 34. How nice. Ralph. Hello, Joshua. Ralph. How nice.

[Caller]

How nice is it? Yep, it's excellent condition, man.

[Satan]

It's.

[Caller]

My sister drove it on the weekends. Tell you the truth, she probably heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That before, but how long. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

My sister bought it brand new in 2008.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is she?

[Caller]

She's in Godly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So are you just handling?

[Caller]

She's a nurse. She works during the day and she wanted me to call y' all this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool. I know where Godly is and It's a. It's a 08 Mach 1 Is it orange?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. No, it's white with black stripes on it, but black hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mach 1 Mustang GT. And really, that wasn't much, but. But I mean, that package is not that big a deal, but it's still cool. It's an 08 Ford Mustang GT. White Mach 1 with 38,000 miles.

[Caller]

34,000 just off the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's so sensitive. This one. Hey, man.

[Caller]

Off the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top.

[Caller]

34,875 miles of track on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that changes everything. At the top of. What is it? 12 green. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

She's wanting about 24, but I don't know, you know, reason I'm calling you here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not worth that. She's been. She's been. She's been hitting the pill cabinet at the local hospital.

[Caller]

She probably. Has probably been getting into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's about 12 go load it up into the website. Give me the vin.com and we'll rebid it and make sure. But I. I've had these cars. It's a Mach 1 one. I may be 2, 000 light, but I'm not that much.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Dion. 06 King Ranch with 94. 0606. That's the last year body style of that leather roof. How nice is this thing, Dion?

[Caller]

That's pretty nice. It was a great garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kept four grand, maybe five.

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four to five. Go to four to 5,000. I need the. It's a 06 Expedition King Ranch with 94. Yeah. Four to five.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[Satan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I don't know if I'm more amazed that you got to work in 12 minutes in a Porsche. All right, Drop a Porsche. Ferrari. My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad. But you got here in 12 minutes or California. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Ferris Bueller.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if I'm more amazed by that or the fact you actually came from your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't been sleeping there very often.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, my wife. Everybody's been out of town for a while. I've been sleeping here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been sleeping here more than I've been sleeping at home. There's nothing at home?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing to go to.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know the truth. I would have slept here last night if I had a key.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never came.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got here last night and the key was. I thought I had a key to the door here. And I. I don't know what I Did with it. It must be in here. So I drove all the way home.

[J.D. Ryan]

All people did not have a key to this place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. 800. 800 what? What are we doing today? Walk me through it, Bob.

[Bobbo Turley]

There's lots of great stuff. I think Rush is coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, like the band Getty Lee, Randy the Chipmunk.

[Bobbo Turley]

If he can sing. I mean, if he can swim, swim, swim.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Getty Lee and I thought sing. Isn't that funny? Bill Cosby is. JD's got a story about the news later on and we'll. We'll talk about it, but we actually, he's. He's way back. I don't know if it's work or community service.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's trying.

[Michael Turley]

I've got a call into him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's gonna sit in the green room. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, your Rolodex is amazing. The people you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he back there working on his pudding pop?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's trying to sort of do something good out of all this stuff, you know?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think that's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is actually pretty good.

[Bobbo Turley]

People of our generation, I don't. I don't think people realize how big of an icon he is to people my age.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, not only the Cosby kids and Fat Albert, but before that on the Electric Company, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

He was Spider Man Stories, the first comedian.

[J.D. Ryan]

I really had an album. I mean, I owned his album. I got a few albums.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is there air?

[Bobbo Turley]

Remember, Noah, this is God. Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan, Bobbo Turley, and we will be here with you till noon. GiveMeTheEven.com is the website where you can sell us your car. John Clay Wolf show is the website there where you can get our podcast if you're interested in that. It's free, of course.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got over a thousand people a week pulling it down. That's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

We are back.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Promotional Voice]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

Jd had to explain. We were talking in between breaks and JD said something about Dr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strange.

[J.D. Ryan]

The movie.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, about you driving in your Ferrari. The car that he drives in the first part of the movie, in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beginning of the movie has a wreck in the rain driving this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyway, and I saw Doctor Strange and I commented there, yeah, that's a freaky movie. He goes, yeah, I. I can't remember how it came out. So he had to explain the last hour of it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. We are live. It is Saturday. It is wet outside in most of.

[J.D. Ryan]

The listening areas, all the way from northern Oklahoma to Houston and beyond.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not pre recorded. That's my big thing. Everybody else is asleep right now. We're the only damn show on. That's live 49. Jimmy, good morning. You're on the air, Jimmy.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up.

[Caller]

Brother? Hey, just seen Jesus off of the I Heart Radio. And, man, pretty cool. Very good.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dino might.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're breaking up. Jimmy. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in Carolina right now.

[Satan]

I'm from Georgia.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in Colorado.

[Michael Turley]

Carolina, Carolina, Carolina.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're listening on the app?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I'm looking. Yeah. Well, that's probably why I'm breaking up a little bit. I apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What did you say? You said something about the devil.

[Caller]

Oh, dude, the devil guy, man, I love him, but I love the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Mle Motley Cruz song, Shout at the Devil.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mly crew.

[Satan]

That's what they call me in Colombian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex, good morning. You're on the air.

[Satan]

Diablo Manos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex, where are you calling from? What the hell's wrong? Alex Rojas. Alex Rojas. Get the roll going. Toyota or alex. All right, 10 grand on a 15 Toyota with 4,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800. I haven't caught any grief over the devil character yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

None at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. No, that's because he's so lovable.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, really, he makes you kind of want to love the devil a little bit. Just a Little and I'm a spiritual fella.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a mean devil.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's devils in cartoons. Nobody ever says anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how he gets you though, because he. The nice guy comes in. I know.

[Satan]

No, that's all bad press though. You know, people take the story of Adam and Eve and I think you've very nice lady by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Satan]

That wasn't me, that was you. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Satan]

That was not me. That was an actual serpent.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but. But you kind of animals could talk back then. I know.

[Satan]

That was a great time. Very Dr. Do. And then you go and eat the pomegranate, screw everything up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it was an apple.

[Satan]

They don't have apples in the Middle East.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. It was a pomegranate.

[Caller]

Please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that was back then. Maybe they had them then.

[Satan]

So you're looking for a blonde haired Jesus when you get there. Yeah, I guess you're gonna be disappointed.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so you're a nice guy if all this time.

[Satan]

Well, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's what you want people to believe. I knew you'd say that.

[Satan]

I've been around for a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's how you stay around. You keep people thinking you're nice.

[Satan]

Have some sympathy. You're this, have some taste.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a reason they call you the dark lord.

[Satan]

Oh sure, you know, but I've still got the stand up routine.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's got a stand up routine.

[Satan]

Yeah, sure. Well, you gotta make a buck.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go on tour?

[Satan]

You bet.

[Bobbo Turley]

Where do you play?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even want to know.

[Satan]

Georgia, they love me in it. Like very popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me an outline of your stand up routine, Satan.

[Satan]

Well, you have to introduce yourself. You go out, you say hi, it's great to be in Atlanta, you know. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. That's a classical reference.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we get it, we get it.

[Satan]

And you know, you, you do just the same old jokes, you know, I, I always. I was talking to Rodney Dangerfield the other day. He's there, he's down, he' here with us. I don't think anybody will be. He's finally getting some respect down here. And he said, you know, you don't tell jokes like me. Like Rocky Dangerous, feels a punchline. Joke, joke. Just talk to him, you know, notice guys. Hey, you there in the front row. I guess it's a, a smoke Friendly club, huh? Mr. Marlboro man down there. You keep smoking those things, I'll see you in eight weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Satan]

Yeah, they love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can come back and see us in a little while.

[Satan]

I'll see you later, John. I've got some Souls to steal.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. This is my show. John Clay Wolf show with my homies Bobbo and JD Homie Michael Turley. We've been doing this for. It's either 11 or 10 years in June right now. Right, Right. I think.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's 11, but new stations all the time. All the time. All the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, Texas. Cavett. Good morning. The Eagle down in Baton Rouge. Good morning to you guys. The. The WRKN down in New Orleans flipped from country to rock. I think we flipped them over. Did you know that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We flipped like they flipped.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, dude, they play some good music. Let's play that all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

They flipped it. Damnedest thing. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nothing like peer pressure, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It went to wrong. I don't know. But what we can do is when you call in the show, I wholesale cars during the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

That means I buy cars from dealers and sell cars to dealers and buy cars from auctions and sell cars to auctions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't sell them to individuals.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't sell them to individuals, but we, you know, buy and sell a couple hundred a week. And that's what. I can put your car on the money so fast because that's what I've been doing for 20, 20 years. [e-mail] our computer system will do it, too. We may adjust here and there, bump high, bump low just a bit, but I took my years of experience and programmed it into it, and it's right there. And if we don't beat a Carmax offer, I'll give you 100 bucks. That's just that I do that as validation just to answer all the questions. Just shut up. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll give you 100 bucks. How about that? What, what, what do you think about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you ever do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. We did it yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three times a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. It just, you know, we. We typically can knock them off, but every once in a while they slip and hit a foul ball and overbid one. And I was like, ah, let that one hit the, that, that lady in the stands. I ain't going to pay it. I'd rather give $100 then try to grab that ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, cars, you know, 25,000, they hit it at 27. You're like, pass.

[Bobbo Turley]

It ain't me, babe, don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't flinch. Let it go. Let it go. Rush Limbaugh, Good morning. I know you're there. I see you there. I love you being here.

[Bobbo Turley]

John, can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you fine.

[Bobbo Turley]

I got no video on this thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just.

[Bobbo Turley]

What the hell's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Florida today?

[Bobbo Turley]

I was watching an independent adult film last night. My video's all gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

Look at all these pop ups.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, the pop ups are real.

[Bobbo Turley]

They're trying to say, like, I need that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need a pop up blocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Size is no problem for anything El Rushmo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Understand? But you've got.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think I can honestly say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once you go to those websites, that's.

[Bobbo Turley]

What you're gonna get.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which websites do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

The ones you were going to. You said you. Adult websites. And I don't mean, you know, old people.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm looking at some culture and arts. National po. Graphic isn't what it used to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ex hamster. Red tube. Porn tube.

[Bobbo Turley]

God, you know, Rush, the red tube's outrageous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pornhub.

[Bobbo Turley]

Have you seen these ladies?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we've seen them. Accidentally.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, maybe it's just because I've just had my second screwdriver. What a bunch of beautiful, wholesome American girls. Yeah, I love where the sexual revolution's going. I don't think it's over yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think so?

[Bobbo Turley]

No. It's getting weird down here in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's always been weird in Florida if.

[Bobbo Turley]

You keep an eye on what's happening in the news. Did you see this about our president?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, the one about.

[Bobbo Turley]

I took a few days this week, you got an invite to play a few holes with the Donald Trump National Bedminster. How should we have a great time golf with Donald? Man's an incredible golfer. I hate to lose, but it's not my game. I don't pretend that it is. Like Tony Romo trying to qualify for the US Open, for God's sakes.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's just a way to get out of doors and enjoy an afternoon talking shop with like minded, level headed political geniuses like Donald. Like your own El Rushbow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. And Donald J. Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll tell you all about it later, but there's a bit of an uproar. Oh, about the fact that the Donald drove on the green like. Like it's A big deal right now. I've got to go and do a promo for Monday's show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you gotta go. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now we're having halibut.

[J.D. Ryan]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

At the. At the Golden Microphone cafeteria.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got in trouble for driving on the green or too close to the green? Too close to the green. Dale, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi. Good morning, guys. How are y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Is your Avalanche. Is it an L? I know it's a black diamond, but is it an ltz, an LT or an ls?

[Caller]

It's an ltz.

[John Clay Wolf]

So navigation Sunroof.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got that. Yeah. Does it have the moon roof on it?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I gotta go out. We're hard out right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm. I'm a hard out at the top of the hour. Is it 30 grand?

[Caller]

I was looking a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, If I said 28, then you would have said 30. I'll give 30. I'm just in a hurry. I don't have time to negotiate. Do you want to take my 30 grand? I'm.

[Caller]

I'm close to 30 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to, give me. Go to give me the. Give me the vinvi.com. load it up. Say, John, hit me at 30 on the air. Here it is. Buy it, then we'll get it. 800 date radio. Be right back.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, did you watch the you Darvish pitching fiasco?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I usually listen to it on the radio, actually. How bad was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That wasn't bad. That Yankee game last night was bad. 2 to 1 took them all the way to the 10th. I can't believe they tied us up and beat us. I mean, is the. Are the Yankees the second best team team in the nation behind the Afros?

[Michael Turley]

No, the Rockies are like the second best. The Yankees have been slumping of late.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the Yankees were way up there.

[Michael Turley]

They were at the beginning of the year, but they've slumped away.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a nice win.

[Michael Turley]

It was the battle of the Japanese pitchers.

[J.D. Ryan]

They tied us up and beat us.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that. That. Is that what it says?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what you said.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The battle of the Japanese pictures.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was not a World War II reference.

[J.D. Ryan]

No good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had nothing to do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody said that except you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This song starts jamming in a minute. I'm gonna have to listen to it. This is like one of the best Zep songs there is. Actually, I haven't heard this a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yo.

[Michael Turley]

Use in the green room. He flew in from New York, amazingly.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know if you want to pull him in here. Led Zeppelin. And you, Darvish. All right here on your radio channel.

[J.D. Ryan]

This station gives me this vertigo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's ask him if he knows about Led Zeppelin.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's funny. Every time people say you, they talk about me. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, Darvish.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. It's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to see you. Turn it up, Turley. You. Do you like this music?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Red Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Red Zeppelin. Kick ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all have that over in Iran?

[Caller]

Iran?

[Bobbo Turley]

I ran. You're half.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're half Iranian.

[Bobbo Turley]

Four bases. I ran four bases.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. I'm from Japan. I didn't know you batted. I thought you just pitched.

[Bobbo Turley]

Different time.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was the first.

[Bobbo Turley]

You obviously don't understand baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell them about it.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a different kind. Last night we played New York Yankees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

How about Japanese pusher?

[John Clay Wolf]

Japanese what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pitcher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pitcher.

[Bobbo Turley]

Japanese pusher. Pitcher. He pretty nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He played you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that I bought your trade in from Ferrari Dallas a couple months ago.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

You just drive all the time to Tom Thumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

You drive?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Best seafood market in time now. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Tom Thumb is not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't let the clawfish.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's crawfish.

[Bobbo Turley]

I robbed a horrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nice fresh horrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

You drove a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know you, Darvish is the picture for the Texas Rangers. I. I forgot you. You're famous around here, but you're not famous around the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Stay out of sight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Get a big rigamarole when I go to Walmart.

[J.D. Ryan]

To Walmart?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. People surround me, say you, you, you. What they talking about me?

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's how it always been Guard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it. So what happened last night?

[J.D. Ryan]

I pray.

[Bobbo Turley]

Baseball against the. The New York Yankees, Right? These are famous baseball team. Have you heard of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, so do the Rangers. Yankees good. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Rangers good, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

One point better last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. One.

[Bobbo Turley]

Damn it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Tied you up and beat you. Always try.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wish I had that call back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like you. I like you better without your translator.

[Bobbo Turley]

You I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You just need to cut him loose. Just be yourself, man. Quit trying to be somebody you're not. Just be this happy. Happy guy with the accent.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, but Emperor say, you know, you have to have Trans Raider. Look what happened when they don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider.

[Bobbo Turley]

Just right. Cambodia, Vietnam. Yeah, yeah. No Trans Rider, no Nine years of war. All they wanted was, you know, fresh cakes. Horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Is this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is John.

[Caller]

Hey, this is Gladys. I bought some stuff at your yard sale about a month ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Hey, Glattus cereal.

[Caller]

You remember me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do. You good looking W. Okay, you were.

[Caller]

A minute ago you were talking about a popup. Yeah, I've got. I bought a popup last night and on Craigslist and can you and Bobbo come over and show me how to pop it up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Glattus. That's a blowup, not a popup.

[Bobbo Turley]

Anything for you, Glattus.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 800-7234. Good morning, L.A. houston, Dallas, Oklahoma. Yes, Oklahoma, we still love you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even though might be off. They've had thunderstorms in the station. 97.5 has been coming on and off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the ESPN station that covers Beaumont. We're on. On the. On the buzz. The buzz. The buzz. So it's time for that favorite game show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

White, black, Latino? Let's see.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have.

[Satan]

We do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see here if we can find one. Yes, here it is. Okay, here's the headline. Is this a white person, a black person, Latino or maybe another. I'll just keep it the headline inside of.

[John Clay Wolf]

See like you would be other. Yes, he's half Iranian, Chinese.

[Bobbo Turley]

Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

From poly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you mean me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, from polyup Washington. So remember now the. From Washington state. Gun brandished. Three arrested over chicken nugget. Okay. Was this person white? Were they possibly black? Were they Hispanic, Latino and or other chicken nugget battle. Chicken nugget battle.

[Michael Turley]

It's in Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truly? Truly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

There's only white people that live there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it is Washington.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Washington D.C. okay, so Washington.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gun brandished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Were they high?

[J.D. Ryan]

It does not say here. It was a jack in the box. They basically didn't get enough chicken 50. They didn't get enough chicken nuggets in their meal and they also didn't. They got shorted one of the drinks. So they pulled a gun out and waved it at the jack in the box people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've gotten angry at some of these drive thru people myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Polyup Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't shot anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gun brandished? No One shot here. No one's hurt, just brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, welcome to Starbucks. You give them D D. Would you like a blum?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like of this? No. Do you have my order right? Yeah. And then they read off the wrong order. You'll quit trying to upsell me and quit trying to get into my pockets, right? And make your bonus and get my order right. Maybe we can all get through this to get the hell out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if you quit wearing all this trump crazed Hillary loving crap. Snowflake crazy kid. Quit it. Just take my order, get it right. I come up to the window and I give you my old Starbucks cup from yesterday. You need to take it. Throw in the trash, cuz guess what? I got it from you.

[Bobbo Turley]

They can't take trash.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's. I don't care. It's theirs. I know it's theirs. I'm sorry, what were you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never mind. Something happened to Jack Really Matter. Jack in the box. Somebody didn't get enough chicken nugget guy. It's actually, it's a white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

White people are crazy angry.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this one actually was black. Oh, in this particular case. And we'll do one more out of Springfield, Missouri. 88 year old Springfield man accused a woman of stealing his wallet after she performed a act upon him for cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a Mickey Finn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would that be it is important. 88 year old Springfield man. 88, was he white?

[John Clay Wolf]

Start over.

[J.D. Ryan]

88 year old he.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old's the girl?

[J.D. Ryan]

She is 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got a 32 year old girl to fool with him and she stole his wallet. No way.

[J.D. Ryan]

While she was busy doing that. 88 year old Springfield man. Man, was he white, was he black, was he Latino? Or maybe was he other white as white gets? Well ladies and gentlemen, he is white. And he's also, I mean 350 poorer for not having his wallet on him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, was she a prostitute?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yes, Brandy. She was. Yeah, she was in his car and while she was. While his pants were otherwise not on him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ain't it the damn shame?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's just like hunting. You know when I go out hunting for nuts every day. Prostitutes still? Well, yeah, they're all natural thieves and condiments.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know about that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, get in, pay your money, get your nut, get out, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hard to find nuts in the rain like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the rain? Yeah, it's cold, rainy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the heat, Randy? What's that do to your your hunting? It's 100 degrees outside yesterday.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And I got like a 240aminute hunt. Me too. It don't help. Yeah. Oh, we take little cool stops inside the shops and things. You know, we're in there. You go in like you go to Walmart.

[J.D. Ryan]

They let you in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Walmart, it's chalk full of chipmunks. You don't see us.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm see you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But we're in there. We hide in women's wear.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cuz there's no Walmart customers in women's wear. You ever noticed that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I noticed that.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know why that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know. That's where we hang out. Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Satan]

I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go to the frozen food section. We have a Nutty Buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You steal food?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We had a good time at Walmart.

[J.D. Ryan]

You steal?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Walmart's like church for us.

[Satan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You love it. It's a spiritual experience.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's how I treat my life straightened out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen a chipmunk in Walmart.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, otherwise I'd be no count.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd be no count. But you're busy though. You're a gambler.

[Bobbo Turley]

You.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sort of keep. You're sort of the neighborhood. Neighborhood watch chipmunk. Yeah, you sort of watch. You keep everybody straight.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, they're not any hookers in Walmart. That's a good thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, I wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I gotta grab this call. Hang on a second. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Who's this? What you got?

[Caller]

This is Stephen. I got a 09 GMC Denali.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

127.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Denali truck.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not the all wheel drive, it's two wheel drive. Does it have navigation? Sunroof?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean? Let's say it's clean and127.09. This is good stuff. Have, have you already had it bit anywhere else? Do you really want to sell it or you just calling and kicking tires?

[Caller]

Yeah, no, I want to sell it. I'm gonna buy something new either this weekend or next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you had any other opinions that any dealers put a number on it? Even the carmax? Anything like that?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've been anywhere from 13 to 17 depending on if I'm trading it or selling it. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just can't do it. Okay, so what's it take to buy it? You called me, I want to buy it.

[Caller]

You know, I'd take 15. It's in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if they just offered you 17, why would you take 15 from me?

[Caller]

Yeah, it was on a trade in, and I didn't want what they had, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? What city?

[Caller]

Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's up here. That's easy. Do you want to do it today or Monday?

[Caller]

Probably Monday. That way I can find something for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, Monday we'll do it. I mean, if it. You got a 09 Denali truck with 127,000 miles of 15 grand for it's clean truck. Just. I mean, we can do it today or do it. Time kills deals. No, I want to do it today. Today, if you want to. If I'm gonna pay your 15 grand, then do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why don't we just do it today?

[Caller]

All right. We'll make it happen. It's raining, but I'll get her done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can send the guys over there when they come back from their next deal at lunch. Go to givemetheven.com right now. Givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought this truck for me for 15 grand and said that Uncle Roy will get over here this afternoon and pick it up. And he will, with a check.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do it.

[Satan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-7234. 8. 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, girl.

[Bobbo Turley]

John. Clay Wolf. Get her done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just jacking around. I mean, why. Why put off till Monday what you can do today, Right? Why put off till Friday?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dark, gloom or rain or whatever else. We're like the post office. We deliver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rain doesn't slow us down.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we got there, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we have here? Okay, we'll give you a. Oh, here's. Here's a. Tires, a headline. You can tell me, is this real? Oh, no, no. Better yet, we'll do this one. I'll pull this one out. This is again, another black, white, Latino or other. It's a headline. You can tell me, is this a black person? We're talking about a white person, Latino or other? Christian preachers claim they need to fly first class because it's impossible to talk to God and coach. Were the. These black preachers, white preachers, Latino or other preachers claim. Well, this is a specific preacher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know I've met too many preachers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Preachers, they need to fly first class because it's impossible to talk to God in coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ritz, Nabisco, Trisket, Wheat thin.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

What Other kind of crackers are there?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a white preacher.

[Caller]

It is a white man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen, that was our good friend Kenneth Copeland, who said he basically stood up in his jet the other day. He says, I stood up. I had a moment. I had to talk to God. And you couldn't do that if I was on a commercial airplane. I couldn't stand up and talk to God. They think you were crazy. Really, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

More on the preacher subject later.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did Jesus ever do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, good morning, you're on the air. Hey, what city?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's city?

[Caller]

Are you in Youngsville, Louisiana?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good morning, Youngsville. How was that? How was that hurricane? That didn't.

[Caller]

Hurricane was just some rain, you know, a little bit of wind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

It was worse. It was worse a little west of us. I was working, you know, kind of in Crowley. We got some pretty good wind when I was over there during it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a 14 Kia Elantra with 22.

[Caller]

I thought it was a Hyundai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. It is a Hyundai. Yeah, well, you know, your car better now.

[Caller]

Basically, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking of heavy depreciating cars in it and Kias and Hyundai's because most people are buried on these things. I bet you have a big payoff.

[Caller]

Well, see, what happened is I bought it pre marriage and so it's fully modified mine and I let my wife use it and then, you know, we got divorced. So it's still mine. I just want to get rid of it, you know, it just reminds me her. It still smells like her a little bit. Every time I drive, Every time I drive it. I can't. I keep thinking about her having a threesome with those two Mexicans and it really depresses me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did she leave you?

[Caller]

Threesomes and orgies and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. I mean all this came on pretty quick because if you bought this, it's a 14 Hyundai Elantra.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was married in 2015. She must have been doing it beforehand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, was she getting paid for all this or was she just having fun?

[Caller]

No, she just has, I guess this un. Unhealthy, unnatural appetite for in her mouth dump that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't say that, Jason. I mean, as funny as. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, you can't say Rooster on the radio. He's just angry, he's hurt, he's hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'S hurt, he's angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's just a free bird, man. Leonard Skynyrd. Was singing about her fly like a freebird. Well, Jason, well, I think that I, I, I think that you're a setup phone call that you thought you call in and give us a funny and that was funny. That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you dropped the big word on us, it blew it. You blew it. R. Good morning. You're on the air, rooster.

[Caller]

Hi there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Spring, Texas. Spring, Texas, down in Houston. We have an office in spring, Texas, actually off of. I forgot what street that is. So you've got a 06Z06 with 10,000 miles in blue.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Factory chrome wheels or the are the non chromes?

[Caller]

It's a chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

This is the very first time I've ever had anybody quote me on it. So that's a good starting point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what buys it?

[Caller]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When you called in the show, what was your. What was your. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Eventually? I want to get something different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think I did A. I did like a. Yeah, yeah, I got the title. I got the blue book value. Like Kelly blue book value.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lowballed you at 20.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I'll give me a reaction figure. I throw out a figure and you give me a reaction, and your reaction is odd to me. So I haven't figured that out. So do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, eventually. It can take time. I'm not, not in any big rush. Just want to see, you know, what I can get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. So call me back when you know how much it is Because I'm not gonna sit here and bet against myself for an hour.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it, though. I love it. I love the miles. I love the blue. I like it all. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get it bought. But I. There's just no reason to even talk about it unless you're. Unless we get to a figure that you're gonna do business at. 800, 872. I know that sounds pushy, but like a 10,000 mile 06 vet. Yeah, I want to get that car bought. Yeah. I don't want to screw around and talk about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Today's the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars of the radio. Bobbo. Good morning, J.D. good morning, baby. Coffee is on its way. We've been on the radio for an hour and a half. We're just getting warmed up. And the BS is fixing to get good. More car, more bs, Less cars.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234.

[Satan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're live. It's Saturday. What's the date like? July twenty something. June twenty something is hot outside. It's rainy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's June 24th, hot and wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay if you're with a woman, but not worth a damn if you're in the jungle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most of Oklahoma and most of Texas is raining today. Parts. Parts are clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rocky?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Silverado extended cab with 52, 000 miles. Which engine? The 48 or the 5348 average. Rough, clean condition.

[Caller]

Clean condition. No accidents, no dents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you sitting down? Do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you serious about selling it or are you a what we call a Billy Squire? Billy Squire is a stroke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stroke man.

[Caller]

I'm serious about selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So if we make a deal, when. When can we do this? When do you want to get paid on it?

[Caller]

Oh, it depends what you're offering.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said if we make a deal, when do you want to do it? If we make a deal. Okay. I. I just don't want to waste my time with. With. With. With mine deals.05 Chevy Silver, a half ton, extended cab. Does seven grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Would you go 75?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I did, would I buy it?

[Caller]

Be real close. I mean, I really consider it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would buy it now?

[Caller]

Probably have to be 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll do the same. 75. All right. You heard what they said. We're going to do it. So, Rocky, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and Say, hey, I just sold my John John my truck for 7500. Here's the VIN, here's the picks. Where's my damn money? And we'll line it up and get your damn money and it's all good. And then you'll go online and leave us a nice little review and say, I can't believe these guys actually did exactly what they said they do. Because we do. Okay, thank you. Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. How's that go, Turley, Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you have fun this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we had a big day at the auction. We sold about 150 cars and wow. And it was busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

People. I throw those numbers to people. I'm talking to people about what you do like during the week. They don't, you know, they don't know. Some people don't know. And I say, yeah, you know, he'll fell 150 cars like oh, bull.

[John Clay Wolf]

In two hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

In two hours. Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He buys and sells that many cars every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we do what we say. We back up our bull. We really have become the biggest outside of the big companies, like publicly traded companies. We're the largest wholesaler in the South.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a juggernaut.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been doing a long time. Yeah, I've been. I've been here before. But we, we've gotten. Now we've gotten bigger than what I was before. I got hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 17F250 Super Duty Reef. How many miles? 7,000 miles.

[Caller]

7,183.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather roof and nav?

[Caller]

Yes. Lariat ultimate package with the double panel moonroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive, FX4 silver. Two tone with the gray. It's got a level kit on the front with 35 and a half inch. The biggest bf you could fit. Rich all terrain tires on the 20 inch rims.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 65 grand buy it? Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not offering. Let me be careful. I know I'm close. I know the question. I bought one like that two months ago for like 60 something. So I need to verify it, but it. I think that's right. Does that sound right? You.

[Caller]

I paid a little bit more, but it would get me out of not having too much native equity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Woodlands, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Woodlands, Texas is. And it's a Lariat Diesel.

[Caller]

Larry Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

7000 miles ultimate package car.

[Caller]

Auto car. Play push button start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's try to get this done. I think I'm. I think I hit it like a king ranch. I think I hit it a little too high, but not crazy too high. Just show me the pictures. Let me get the VIN. I just haven't had a bun. These 17s, this new body style Ford truck. There's not that many of them around used. So we're getting with it. 0906 Solstice with 40. It's worth five grand grading. Unless it's a hot rod rod either.

[Caller]

No, it's not a hot rod. It's. It's got original. 39,000 miles up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Pontiac. You know what Pontiac stands for?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor old Cadillac. It's leather. Is. Is it a stick?

[Bobbo Turley]

Pre K is looking at you, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick?

[Caller]

No, it's automatic in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Holy.

[Caller]

About nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nine?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too high. Pre K. Look at him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just looked over at him and I got vertigo. What is up.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's.

[Michael Turley]

He's got that como camouflage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baby, you've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put a picture of you up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got five different looks in one body.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an interesting white black guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get me my coffee? Yeah, yeah, I got your coffee. I got your hangover kit right here. You know, I got a. Some coffee, some dip. You know that skull.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have BC powder lined up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

BC powders lined up like drugs for you to sniff. I thought, well, this is a throwback to the old Eagle days. Look, Dallas, look. Look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

BC powder. God. It looks like. It looks like it does. Have you ever been in a radio studio where someone did cocaine on the air, like right there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Me? Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been doing this for years. Have you ever seen people do cocaine in a radio studio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I thought. Do you want me to say who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. That's Jimmy Bru Stephenson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Br. Houston, Texas. There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

When he was in Dallas, though.

[Bobbo Turley]

Alleged cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alleged. That's true. I never tasted it, so I don't know. But he lined it up in the newsroom and put a little paper towel over it. It was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

He put a paper towel over it. Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

But so nobody. So it wouldn't blow away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he had it all cocked and ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was ready to go during breaks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he was very open about. He talked about all this on the radio. I'M not spilling beans. He talked about. About his drug running and his. His gun running in Mexico when his plane crashed and he hung upside down most of the day in an airplane. Yeah, I mean, he's talked about all this on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done coke in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he cleaned up his life, may I say, toward the end, he was fine and he was straight and he owned a gun shop. He's a great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've always been scared of it. Like a little cocaine. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should be as addictive as your personality is and as off the wall as you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, that's what my friends told me that do drugs is. They're like, you're not allowed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would be like Randy the chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They said, you're not allowed. They warned me a long time. No shrooms, no lsd, nothing. But some just like ditch weed for you, Wolf, because you. You're the guy that jumps out the window.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go too far.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would be real easy for you to go over the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Ben. And 05 Nissan 173 cloth. You know, was it five grand? Four grand? Is this about four grand? Trips truck? All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Promotional Voice]

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[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com it's so easy, you can do it in your underwear. He's a proud supporter of the Girl Scouts of America. Those cookies are an excellent excuse for getting rid of the wife and daughter for several days of the week. He's never understood the preference for Target over Walmart because honestly, who ever got laid at Target? When friends say give me a break, he usually does. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light talk, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemetheven.com on the my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everyone. John Clay Wolf here. JD Ryan Bavo.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm not sure I got that. Like, give me a break. Hello, Jolly Murphy. Sock. The kind of break he gives him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give you a break of what?

[Bobbo Turley]

And when his friend said give me a break, he usually does.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the whole line. Hey, Richard. Hi. 01 Kia Sportage with 160.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna let Johnny Cash bid that one.

[Michael Turley]

Let me see if I can find him real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, Johnny, are you here? What?

[Caller]

Ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Cash doesn't want to buy it either. John, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Acura MDX with 60. Has it turned 60 yet or is it still 59? Whatever.

[Caller]

No, it's a 60 and 6600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an advanced base or a tech package?

[Caller]

It's got the tech package fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Color?

[Caller]

Silver, black, leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your payoff more that? Well, it's a 15 Acura MDX. It's got 60 on it though. It's got a lot of miles.

[Bobbo Turley]

I know.

[Caller]

I own businesses in Houston, Dallas and in San Antonio. So that's what it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive back and forth all the time. Yeah, I do too. I used to fly all the time. I have a little Beechcraft Baron and I. I've been driving all the time. Time, why? Just I'm on the phone so much working. It's ridiculous. I think it's a 20. I think it's a $23,000 rig. With 23, with 60. Yeah. I need the VIN number. Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up and we'll get something. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Rad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe you need a driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith. Is this Ford? Is it like a lightning or just a old ass truck?

[Caller]

It's. It's a good truck. I've gotten. Had no problems with it. I bought it in 2009. It was originally manufactured by Ford under military contract for the 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-7234. I'm just not going to listen to all that, all that, all that garb. I mean, I don't have time for it. My My father. I mean, I'd love the stories, but we.

[J.D. Ryan]

Needing a driver, and I happen to be looking for a job. I see a car like here for the low, low price of 60, 000 a year. I'll drive you everywhere.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Come on. I'm expensive. That's an expensive driver.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can do more than Drive for 60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we've got who we got. We got Bill Cosby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Actually, Bill Cosby is making a. You know, he just had his trial, and it was deadlocked, this sexual assault trial. Well, now Bill Cosby will organize a series of town hall meetings to help educate young people about the problems their misbehavior and maybe sexual assault things are creating. So he's going to go out and tell kids. Kids how not to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to do stand up on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sex abuse, not stand up. Actually do like town halls where he says, okay, here's what not to do. Don't do as I did, kids. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay, so he's going to basically go out and try to educate kids on that. So we have Bill Cosby actually here to talk about it this morning.

[Bobbo Turley]

Of education.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goodness, it's Phil Cosby.

[Bobbo Turley]

Bill. Oh, I approach the subject matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Thus.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd you do it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Now, children, you look good, by the way. I want to talk to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

About.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wee wees and tts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I want you to try and be as studious as you can be about this very serious and very wonderful subject matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Let me certain now. Okay, now I got you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Before you were born into the world, your mother and your father. Okay, Even for those of you who may not have a mother and a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Father, did you get to the point?

[Bobbo Turley]

Because your father might have been a woman. Wee wee head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, he just ram this.

[Bobbo Turley]

Your father took the wee wee and put it together with the TT Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see, we're gonna do it.

[Bobbo Turley]

And when the TT saw the wee wee deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What she said.

[Bobbo Turley]

Stop. May I have the wee wee?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're off. Bill, Bill, Bill. Stop.

[Bobbo Turley]

Stop now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop More.

[Bobbo Turley]

I have here some nutritious, delicious Franco American spaghettios.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

And this is a big brown jello pudding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pop him off, ladies and gentlemen. Get him out and then turn him off a minute.

[Bobbo Turley]

Give me five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me that. Which I desire. He need to go send that old bastard to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks, buddy. Good to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Metallica, bring it up. Clean my pallet out. All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went to Metallica last week, right, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You're still ringing from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, a note to producer Bill Cosby is not welcome on this show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not again. That was kind of embarrassing. So sorry for my bad. I invited him in. I thought maybe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he can't. Shut up. Stick his ass. Jason. An 09 Sierra SLT. Is it leather or cloth? Jason, Jason. Jason. Leather. It's leather. Average.

[Caller]

Jason here. It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 175,000 miles on a. On a crew cab SLT. Four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's seven grand.

[Caller]

I think we're back. Bit too far apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight hundred. Eight hundred and seven. It's got 180,000 miles. I mean, it's just mild out. J.C. good morning. You're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. What you got, honey?

[Caller]

I have a 2013 Cadillac CTSV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door. Four door or wagon?

[Caller]

Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't sound like a wagon kind of lady. How many kids?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many kids do you have?

[Caller]

No kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old are you?

[Caller]

26.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. yeah, she fits your profile.

[J.D. Ryan]

Line three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line three.

[Bobbo Turley]

Are you married?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married?

[Caller]

I'm engaged.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's engaged. Jd.

[Satan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like older men like jd?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was engaged once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your. Is your. Is your fiance your age or older?

[Caller]

He's a little older, I feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have anything to do with the CTSV purchase? The acquisition? Is he the acquisitions director? Inspector?

[Caller]

No, it was all me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does he do for a living? Is he a radio person?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oil business somehow?

[Satan]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somehow related to the oil field business?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the acquisition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio guy's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're how old?

[Caller]

I'm 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna take him plus 13 or 14.

[Caller]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old is he? 30.

[Caller]

He's 29.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy. Okay, then she's probably carrying his broke ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

For now. For now, we both.

[Caller]

We both handle our own money. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means that. Yeah. Now get it. Y' all split the taxes on the dinner check. Okay. 13 CTSV coupe with 38,000 miles. Survey says. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's a pearl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. 33, 000 buy it?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

I have. It would have to be a little higher.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it? I wanna go higher. Come on, come on, come on, J.C. spit it out. You don't know?

[Caller]

Not 33?

[John Clay Wolf]

33. 250.

[Caller]

No. It has to be like 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn. Holy.

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charles. Reverend Charles. What's gotten into these people?

[Bobbo Turley]

I could be here, you know, children's. When the money go around the way it do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the money goes around.

[Bobbo Turley]

And you got your own Cadillac.

[J.D. Ryan]

She got her own Cadillac.

[Bobbo Turley]

Your old little bit is 26. Pretty one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

With a 29 year old engaged boyfriend.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's cute.

[Bobbo Turley]

You think $38,000 on your car is right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but it's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she was hoping. Lord, Lord, we can always hope.

[Bobbo Turley]

Pray with me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we got 30 seconds. REV.

[Bobbo Turley]

This little Jace girl with the Cadillac. Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're gonna pray.

[Bobbo Turley]

Please show her the air. Give her the light of her greedy ways. Show her that a Cadillac ain't always a Cadillac when you've been driving it too far for too long.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand, Lord.

[Bobbo Turley]

And be with us, Lord, when we return. Okay, for more of the John Clay Wilshire, Praise Jesus right here on your favorite station. Next after these fine words.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this, 4th of July? This is like a big 4th of July lead in Chicago back when they had a good singer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, it wasn't that bad of a show.

[Bobbo Turley]

You were there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't Peter Sotero.

[J.D. Ryan]

We also. You and I saw Chicago about.

[John Clay Wolf]

But listen to this guys. Whenever he hits him, this, this lead up takes like an hour and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

This guy's still with the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that sings this song?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, this is Pierce Terra.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I'm sorry, you're right. My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you can't beat Satara, but they're trying. The guy that's with him currently is good. He's just not Satara.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of the song though?

[Bobbo Turley]

Questions? 67 and 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, what are the. The questions?

[Bobbo Turley]

We don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We listen to find out.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever listen to 25 or 6 to 4? You know what that's about?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about getting wasted and staying up all night not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not being able to tell what time it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and that's what does anybody know? What time it is is all about too? These guys are a bunch of alcoholics.

[Bobbo Turley]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, you know what? Did you hear about those Chicago's?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, I was so bad to Chicago that one time More.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angela, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hi.

[Caller]

I needed to see what you might be able to give me for my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love these South Louisiana accents. You guys talk like this. Oh, my God, Angela, you. I don't have an accent. You guys talk to each other all day like this. So you don't hear it, but it's. It's all good. I mean, Morgan City, Louisiana, and you don't have an accent. Right, right, right. 2012 Silverado. Is it leather? Cloth. Cloth. Cloth. Okay. And is it crew cab, short bed?

[Caller]

It is a crew cab. Is it a short bed? Yes, this is a short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got a 5.3 engine in it and it's. How many miles?

[Caller]

It's got a 4.8 engine in it. It has about 47, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's. It's. It's upper T. Teens. 18 grand. Trucks have a lot of options. They have a lot of differentials, so I kind of need to see pictures. Okay, but if you'll go to. Give me the VIN. VIN. Take the 17 digit VIN number, put it in my website and throw a couple pictures. Say, John hit me at 18 on the radio, but he wanted to see it. Here it is. And we'll email you an official offer letter, and we can get picked up as early as Tuesday in Morgan City.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800. I don't have no accent.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't even imitate. I can't even impersonate him. It's very different. Rush Limbaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush is here with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is here with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a man. The legend.

[Bobbo Turley]

Just when you started to miss me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Back again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I've got a lot of people on hold. Do you mind if I bid these cars, like, fast and stupid?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no. That's why I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm gonna fly through these, and they're not gonna be 100 accurate guys, so follow up with givemetheven.com for a. For a hard offer letter. Domingo. A 13 Freightliner Sprinter with 258, 000 miles. Gonna be worth about three grand, maybe eight grand. I need to see it. It's got a quarter million miles. You there? Okay, I lost him. Brian. An 09 Yukon Hotel Hybrid, leather roof and nav. 125, 000 miles, I think. 8 grand. 9 grand. 8 to 8 grand. 8500.

[Caller]

We got to pay off it, Carol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Ford. I don't care what your payoff is, it's your business, not mine. I know what the car's worth. Carol. Good morning. 04 solar with 140, 000 miles average. Rougher, clean.

[Caller]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think with 140 is it less leather and roof? I think it's a $2,000 car. Maybe 2500.

[Caller]

Oh, gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heather. A 15. 4 run over 54. Is it limited or an SR5?

[Caller]

Limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

54. Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like $26,000? 27. 26. Okay. That's what it sounds like. Go to, go to. Give me the vin.com. i'll buy it. James. 09. 200,000 mile diesel. Leather. You know, is it. It's an xlt with leather. It's probably 8,000 with 200,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

All right, thank.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Tahoe with 35 cloth, two wheel drive, white.

[Caller]

Is it going to be my turn anytime soon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Russell, you're on. Yes, you're on right now. What have you got?

[Caller]

Are you talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

I got a 04 Dodge Maroon, half ton, 160,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. Please tell me it's. Well, if it's a half ton, it's not a diesel so it's not worth much. Is the paint all coming off of it like the rest of the 04 dodges?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. The paint's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a couple thousand bucks with a hundred and that with 100 that many miles on it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Yep. 15 Tahoe White. Does it have a third row seat, Russell?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth though. Is that correct?

[Caller]

That's correct. Charcoal right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Around 30 grand. Yep. Dane 3500 diesel. One ton diesel. Is it a dually?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

150,000 mile leather, cloth. It's cloth. So it's. Is it ST or SLT?

[Caller]

It's the Lone Star edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 11 dually crew cab. 150,000 miles, Lone Star cloth. Average rough or clean and.

[Caller]

It'S fair to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand.

[Caller]

We got a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 17 grand. 14 tradesman's crew cab with 88, 000 mile cloth. Brandon does have the big wheels or the. Are the cheap industrial wheels.

[Caller]

They are the big wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it looks like a real.

[Caller]

Got some 20 inch black rims on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It looks like a real truck. Kind of. 14 Treadsman 80 though. It's mid teens. A tradesman. 15, 16. 17. 15, 16 with 80 if it's a tradesman. All right. I'm done with that 800, 800 radio. I clean the whole deck out. Everybody else just go. Give me the vin.com. or you can call in. I'll get you a little later. Rush.

[Bobbo Turley]

John. Good God, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

That's like 40 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I do this a lot.

[Bobbo Turley]

In a minute and a half, I do really should be on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We are.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my. That's my little trick. You know, like some dancers get a table dance and they charge $20. I do that for free.

[Bobbo Turley]

Look, you're preaching to the choir. Yeah, I've learned a few tricks myself in the broadcast industry, but I took a few days off this week to play golf with our own president, Donald J. Trump. How'd that go at his club in New Jersey? Every. Have you seen what the layman professionals of the game of golfer saying about the chief executive of this country?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

After he drove on the green for just a little stretch?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Did he really get on the green?

[Bobbo Turley]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's such a jerk.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I wasn't there to see it personally. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Each camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it like, all the way on the green?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like one was the tire on the green?

[Bobbo Turley]

They say all four tires. Apparently there's video. I can. I can't see her here anymore, so I'm not sure if I see her here. Well, now I wasn't there to see it. You see, I've got a strict work reward system. What? When I play the game where I pop one Vicodin after each hole, usually by the sixth hole, I'm a misty eyed, happy individual. Yeah. But it does make it hard to maneuver the cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet.

[Bobbo Turley]

And of course, Donald always drives alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Rush on the cart with Donald when this happened?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, he drives his own car. I have my own car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Because I need room.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know if you were saying you were high on Vico and that's why y' all drove onto the green.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that could have affected my memory a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sometime for the umpteenth time. Thank God for the Secret Service.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

They told me exactly where to go. Needless to say, I may have lost track of the Donald for a short time.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's video of it. Yeah. He's all the way on the green.

[Bobbo Turley]

JD look, if the President wants to drive across the green a little, if it means saying hello to his throngs of admirers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you still don't get to do that.

[Bobbo Turley]

What's the big damn deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's against the rules.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, did you happen to notice the name of the Golf course. Oh, Trump National.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't matter.

[Bobbo Turley]

Normally we don't drive on the green, of course, but in this case, and this has been verified by sober conservative sources. Sober Trump owns the golf course. At least he does this one. Just like he owns the United states constitution, the FBI, the NSA, ASPCA, and your mom respt. And even the ABCs. As long as he's president and fearless leader of these United States. Put that in your Bloody Mary and soak in it.

[Satan]

I have.

[Bobbo Turley]

And it makes me happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy.

[Bobbo Turley]

El Rushbow live from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network Power on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Soak in it. I love it. Oh, man. They said, don't you never drive to the green unless you own the golf course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't realize he owned the golf course. Oh, that's so top 10 of 10. Casey. Casey. Go get him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang on a minute. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's it doing?

[Satan]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't believe you guys get Rush Limbo on here. He's such a great guy. And he's still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's pretty amazing. Well, I'm dead, but I'm still here, too. Hey, we're gonna do John, since you've been partying, you've been partying a lot. You've been drinking a little bit. Since the wife's been out of town with you buddies. Okay, well, here's the top 10 signs. You might be a little drinking too much. Might be a little too drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

The top 10 signs that I have been drinking too much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, number this is interesting. This is a surprise bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. There's that mosquitoes get a buzz after biting you.

[Caller]

Number eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

You plan to donate your liver to an alcoholic because you know it'll be a match. Your ideas of cutting back is a little less salt in your tequila shot. You can focus better with one eye close. You fall off the floor, the whole bar greets you when you come in. You've had that happen. I know you have.

[Caller]

Number three.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is actually number four, but thanks for counting. You haven't had a driver's license in so long, you've forgotten what one looks like.

[Caller]

Number three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number Rosie o' donnell looks good to you. Number two. You don't recognize your friends unless you're looking at them through the bottom of a glass. And you wonder why there's so much blood in your alcohol system. There you go. The top 10 ways you know you might be drinking too much. This Summer, keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[Michael Turley]

Casey and the computer always have issues for the countdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand. Number three and a half.

[Bobbo Turley]

Number three and a half. I just wanted to do number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe an 06Z71 with 170. 70. Is it average, rough or clean condition? Yeah, it's a lot of miles. Is it a. Is it five? Six grand?

[Caller]

Five, six grand? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell them what we talked about on the radio. Send the picture, send the VIN number. We can head somebody down to Waco and pick it up.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. Do what?

[Bobbo Turley]

That guy was all business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's another one. John Waxahachie. Waxahachie Indians. Go Indians. We had a bench clearing fight in football. When we played the Waxahachie Indians varsity football one night I wound up. I actually got in a fight with a coach the whole you. Yeah. Not like me versus he but it was one of those bench clearing. Everybody, Everybody was swinging. 1991 Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just pin up anger.

[John Clay Wolf]

1990 the ref screwed us.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ref screwed us. John. Good morning. Were you in Waxahachie in 1990?

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well good because it's a. It's a better place than not a bunch of cheating ass refs.04 Dodge four wheel drive Cummins. 170,000 miles average rougher cloth clean.

[Caller]

Between average and clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10,000 buy it? That should yeah but it's 170. So is it a long bed short? The six speed, the. The stick longs are better. How long, how long have you had it?

[Caller]

About four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I told them about 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could give that. It just all depends on how nice is. Do you mind going to our website and loaded it loading [e-mail] Take a side shot and then open the driver door and show me like the. The view from there. Those are the two pictures I need the side profile and the view from like standing in the door gym so I can look at the seats look at the steering wheel. I'm looking for where I a lot of little things but. But yes I will give 13 if I. If it gives me that ooh la la feel But I won't know until I see it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

Ah yeah I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Terry and 09 Shelby GT500. It's a 0909. 0909. So 070809. What year was the body style change, Terry?

[Caller]

I think it was 10, if I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not mistaken, because this body style is bringing mid-20s if it's the one. Yeah, I had a 07 with 12, and I had a 08 with like seven. So this car, if it's that body style, it's going to be about 27 and a half.

[Caller]

So the super snake package and all that stuff doesn't add to the value.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn sure does. I didn't realize it was a super snake.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Super snake. Decked out with all the goodies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

South of Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city would that be?

[Caller]

Angleton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know this super snake. Baba. What would you give for a super snake?

[Bobbo Turley]

I got nothing to say about it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it'd be bobo. You Bobo? Are you a super snake? Did you buy it new, Terry?

[Caller]

Sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

No, sir. I'm actually thinking about buying it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is for you, not me. All right, bye. 800. I hung up on Terry. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll help with cars, but we don't want to do them like, like, like the. We're here to buy them. Yeah, yeah. But, yeah, Terry, it's a good car. Buy it. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Promotional Voice]

Claywolf.Com gimmetheven.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo Turley]

Tell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, I see you there. I want to talk to you in just a minute about this Jesus Christ experience in Austin. Nick, good Morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

05Z06 or Z6.

[Caller]

Nah, it's a 05C6 vet with 30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a 05 vet, regular vet. Does it have navigation? Automatic, high chromes, dual power seats. What's the equipment level on it?

[Caller]

It's got navigation, six speed, manual, leather, removable top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I've got, got a ton of goodies, like polished head, big cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna use you, I'm gonna use you, I'm gonna use you as an example for a minute for all the listeners. That doesn't make y' all any money. FYI, high rise cams and vets with good miles hurts. It doesn't help it when they come through the lane and they're going and they're eloping off that big head, off that big cam. It scares the hell out of everybody wondering what's wrong and what are they going to get into. That is non factory. I understand it makes them run better. I'm just telling you the truth. The more stock, the better they are. As far as value, this rig's worth 20 to, you know, 21. I really, I really need the VIN on this one because I need to see which level it is. I have to ask you too many questions. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ronnie, what city are you calling from? Ronnie Cox, what city are you in? Bay City.

[Caller]

Yeah, Bay City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a leather or a cloth truck?

[Caller]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. These cloth, expensive diesels, I've got to look at them because they're tricky as hell. It's a lot easier to buy the leather roof and nav ones. I hate to push it off like that, but I just don't. We just don't have time to go through a 30 minute phone call on a cloth Dodge truck. And I do want to buy it. So welcome Austin, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Dallas, Houston, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. Everybody in between, Arkansas. Yeah. But hey, call in Austin. I need, I need a radio check real quick. Make sure that everything's working right. The commercials sound right, the transitions sound right. If you're listening in Austin, give us a buzz at 800-800-ROAD and give us a quick radio check. Satan, when we were on, see, we were on in Austin before, right from 09.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

To gosh, what year was it? 1212. Yeah. Something like that three years we were on 99 point something. The big talker, the big tugger. And it. It was. It was tough because we were behind the. We came on after the Jesus Christ Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

What, literally?

[Satan]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. There was a show called the Jesus Christ Show? For real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're not heard it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was it about?

[Satan]

Really something.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, it's a.

[Satan]

It's a bit of radio theater, you could say. But you know, the. I try to give the kid a. Everybody acts like we're natural enemies.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're calling Jesus the kid?

[Satan]

Yeah. I mean, listen, he's only 2000 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so I'm John Clay, he's Jesus Christ. I mean, you know, J.C. after J.C. was confusing people. And like when we did live appearances down in Austin, it's pretty hard getting out billboard by Jesus Christ. I mean, if Jesus Christ is going to be there live this afternoon at lunch at the restaurant.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you follow that? You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you follow that?

[Satan]

I feel your pain. You know, I was a pretty big deal until about 1 or 2 AD, but you're showing up to remotes at car lots and people are like, feed us, feed us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm blind, help me.

[Satan]

My wife's got a demon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[Satan]

A lot of them do, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I understand. I love those girls. We've all been married. We know there's tough.

[Satan]

It's a tough act to follow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good to be back on in Austin and we're happy and not having.

[J.D. Ryan]

To follow Jesus Christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was tough. 05.4x4xLT with 120 Troy's is about $10,000. Good morning, Pennsylvania, by the way. Troy. And here's 191,000 miles. David. Too many miles for the air. 03 Crown Vic. You know, David, this. David in Houston. If it's nice, you know, it's a couple thousand bucks.

[Caller]

It's a mint condition garage kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll give two grand for it.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So whatever happened to Jesus Christ on the radio? Did he go away?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

It really is a cool thing, though. You've never heard the show? No, no. This comes up, I listen to a Portland station because I listen to. Okay, what's the show called? Ground Zero. At night it's a crazy. And on Sunday nights at midnight, they have the Jesus Christ show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. It's a guy pretending to be Jesus.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, yeah. And the guy takes live calls and answers them as if. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And people ask for advice and Pudge Rodriguez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has been doing a endorsement from one of our competitors. Right? And he speaks in no English at all. It's the worst commercial I've ever heard in my life. Do we have one? So we gathered up some. Some celebrities. Local celebrities to do our commercials too. In. In.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fight fire with fire. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta get bigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Dirk Nowinski doing. Doing all this dirt.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is Dirk Nowinski. When sell your car, sell to givemethevin.com good times they come. They bring you a check, Take your car and go away. Just like the Third Reich. Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so we can. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

He only drinks cheap premium rum during the month of June because good quality whiskey poses a dramatic cut to his firecracker budget. He takes leadership seriously and doesn't hesitate to order employees around even when they're not his employees. He finally broke down and had his prostate examined by a highly regarded, well known practitioner named Mamie at the Asian massage parlor downtown. His diagnosis, all clear and happy. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800, 800 radio. That's 800-800-7234. Or online at givemethevin.com Ken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Portia. Ken. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. I see.05 Porsche Boxster. 37,000 miles stick. Is it a base or is it an S?

[Caller]

It's a base.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Based in yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, nothing. It's pristine top to bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

No flood history?

[Caller]

No, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 95. 99509 to 9500 buyer. Okay, on that body stone there, it sounds okay. If that works, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll get down there and pick it up and pay for it. Do it every day. Thank you, sir. Enjoyed it. Marshall. A 2012. It says LS450. They don't make a LS450X LS460. Gotcha. What color?

[Caller]

It's the red kind of burden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how many miles?

[Caller]

83,000. It's loaded. Got Mark Levinson everything on it. It's premium wheels. It's loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer?

[Satan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because a lot of times dealers start calling off those little trick options and have. Have you Been.

[Bobbo Turley]

Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been shopping?

[Caller]

You know, I. On a. On a. On the website. I don't know if I can say the name of it, but I have it on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this because I don't want to miss it. Go to. Go to our website and dump the VIN in. I want to hit it right. Go to. Give me. Go to. Give me the vin.com. what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

About 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll probably get there. I think I'll buy it. Okay, so go to. Go. Go to the website. Put on there. Say, I need 25 grand for the this. And then when I get off the air, the people that price their cars and say, it takes this. Then my buyers. There's 15 guys in another room in this building we're in, and it's like a big trading pit. And I get off the air, and they'll show me all the ones that. The customers that are close. And the customer said, it takes this, it takes that. And I'll make the yes and no decisions. And then we'll email you the offer letters immediately. All right, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the Squirrel here he is. He's not a squirrel. He's a chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a chipmunk.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's in and out of the room.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I look like a damn squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's the deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's in a bad mood because it's raining and he's been all wet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, y', all, here comes Rusty the Squirrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Randy, you chip muck. I know I'm movie star.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you are, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a big star. He is. He's got an attitude now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big star people call falling. They write about him. He gets all in the big head.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a lot. That noise. We've had a lot of feedback on. On Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like, I'm bigger than Tony Rumble's dad. You hear him in the green room, strutting around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm bigger than you. What have you got, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is a little. Little wet out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y' all notice it's raining? I know. All day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Makes it hard to get anything done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, can't find a nut dry McDonald's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Amber down here off of Cherry Street. I swear to God.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I seen something wiggling up the curve right there. That big old carp.

[J.D. Ryan]

A carp?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Like a fish?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. Yeah, not in the.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right there on Cherry Street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not in the street swimming up stream. No, it wasn't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I backed away from the curve cuz a big old carp will eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

They will. Yeah. But there wasn't. No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Usually you could see, sit and wait for the pecans to float by in a downpour. Just have to grab them. But I mean, this environment, I don't know. It'll put you off your game, yo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And when I think it can't get any worse, here comes the nibbit.

[J.D. Ryan]

The what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

N I B T. Nibbit. That stands for Nuts in Bad times. It's like FEMA for animals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nuts in Bad Times.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I know. They're helpful. When you tree blows over, you live in a dugout or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is like FEMA for you guys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I mean, they seem to want to collect a bunch of information.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are they? Okay, what do they want to know?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I void them if I can. They're all like, y' all need some nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How many nuts do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they want to know real openly over nice.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like. Like the preacher's wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Or a cracker barrel waitress. While they assess the damage.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're all looking around trying to figure out how to pin you down.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're trying to help you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. But here's the thing.

[Satan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The squirrels, they love the nibbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why love it?

[J.D. Ryan]

They love the nibbit.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, squirrels ain't hunting for nuts in June.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, what does nibbit stand for again, real quick?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nuts in Bad Times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nuts in Bad Times.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's for the M. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. And squirrels love this.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why the Dutch are so plentiful in June.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Squirrels ain't hunting for them.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I understand they tend to have more babies around the tree than us chipmunks. But you know, once you get mixed up with nibbit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And get all stockpiled and. Government nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, government nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But when it's winter time, all the nuts you went out and look for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They count against you.

[J.D. Ryan]

The reason what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yes. Oh no, you can't win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So I always just say, no thanks to them nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

No thanks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because remember what my daddy said.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd your daddy say?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't trust nibbit. Lord loves a working chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's what I do. You got umbrella?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I gotta go back out.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nut time, boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nut time. Here's an umbrella. Okay, bye. Right. Be safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see a Kia on there. A 60 team key. I don't even want to talk to them. Why? Because they're buried, man. I mean, it's like depreciation. It's like. Do you know what prolapse is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell me what prolapse is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to tell you if you don't know. It's like sphincter prolapse. It's like a complete blowout.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a 10.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's a 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's bad depreciation by 16. Sphincter prolapse cars are like the new Grand Cherokees, the new 750, 50 BMWs, and anything made by Kia. God, that means that you blow. You're so upside down, it just blows it all out backwards. God, they're hard to. They're. They're in. Vws are kind of that way at times.

[Bobbo Turley]

Allow me to demonstrate.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Bill Cosby, go put your pudding pop where the sun don't shine. Oh, wait, that Z06. Is that right, Jeff?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it says limited.

[Bobbo Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I don't. I've never heard of a limited vet.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a Will Cooksey Limited Edition Z06427. They only made 427 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure. Now I, I've had. I bought those cars for it. It's white with a blue stripe on the fender.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

No, it only came one color. It's crystal red metallic tin coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had 427 vests before in that era and they were white with a blue stripe.

[Caller]

Oh, this is a Will Cooksey edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Will? Who? Who's Will Cooksey?

[Michael Turley]

Neighbor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your neighbor's got a. Instead of snap ons. I've heard of Will Cookie. Who is he?

[Caller]

He was the plant manager at Corvette factory for 15 years and he made the. You guys heard me turn to high quality, right? Turn the Corvettes into higher quality.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that means since Will Cooks, he like signed off on this one, it's worth 5,000 more.

[Caller]

He autographed it under the armrest and also on the engine cover on the passenger side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Betty was drunk when he did.

[Caller]

On the rail cover right there in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The middle of the assembly line.

[Bobbo Turley]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking scotch. I can tell you, whenever anybody starts talking about somebody signed something, Carol Shelby signed this. You know, J.D. ryan signed this. Whoever signed it, that just tells me that you, you're thinking is going to be higher than mine right out of the gate. A lot of these limited editions and special editions are monogrammed headrest and some cool decals. There's nothing mechanically different. Now you do have a 427 bit. And I'm not saying Will Cooksey isn't a great guy, but I. I just need we. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send me the VIN and send me the pictures so I can just bid it. I. I want to look a couple of things up. I want to check on Will. I want to look at his Facebook page, see what he's up to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800. 800-7234. Jesse. An 08 Volkswagen Passat with 130. Is it running?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't be running before the sun goes down. I don't want that so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you ever notice yourself when you're in traffic and you see somebody driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

These BWs with high miles, man, they won't. They get hot if you're in traffic. They're probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't you find yourself kind of getting away from them going, this is a person that's made a lot of bad decisions in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to be there next.

[John Clay Wolf]

The radiator is fixing to blow and it might hit you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something bad. These high mileage Volkswagens, unless they're diesel, they scare the hell out of me. Josh. 15 Mustang GT. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's 15 grand. Maybe 16. Probably 15. Go to givemethevin.com load it up, load it up. Oh, load it up, load it up, load it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's the audio clip of the day? How long is that? Do we need to save it?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's 28 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I want to hear it.

[Michael Turley]

We got to hit the open, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for Turley's audio clip of the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a great produced jingle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold it, hold on. Will cook some. Did it time for T's Arty. Oh, clip. Time for T's Arty. Oh, clip. Time for T's Arty. I need to start signing stuff. He's John Clay, Wolf edition, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Charlie signed this bit, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Show me your boob. I'll sign it with a Sharpie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've done that many times. Back when I was doing the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you hold the Sharpie with one hand and then take your other hand and hold the other one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good many times backstage.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, fake boob job. Signed by J.D. ryan, the doctor himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

So much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

So this week's clip, you. Everybody loves drunk Trump, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he's been just he's been celebrating ever since he won the election.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Still going.

[Michael Turley]

In fact, this week he was talking about maps, maps.

[John Clay Wolf]

And those maps, those electro maps, they were all red. Beautiful, red, Beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look at those maps, it's almost like, wow, Trump. Did you know iron maiden played in Dallas last night?

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie? No. I've never been to an iron maiden show. Have you, Bob? No, I would run to the hills.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Run to the hill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did they plane down?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Run for all your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about all I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

It feels like they play chili.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Feels like a star player. That's coming up. I get popups all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chilies in northwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

They played last night. We got 40 seconds and then we're out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, was it last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can get the podcast@john claywolf.com iTunes. It's all there. We're going to lose a few stations right now and we're adding a few more hour. Number four is ahead. Oklahoma City, Dallas and the buzz listeners. We're gonna lose you the rest. You guys sit back, hang tight and we will be back. Oh, we're gonna lose Austin too. I haven't heard a shout out from Austin yet. Is Austin working? Are we on in Austin? I have no idea. We're supposed to be, but sometimes we get screwed around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Depends on the weather too. The weather's been kind of weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why would the radio doesn't work in the weather. 800-800-RADIO. Call in Austin with a radio check. Let me know if everything's working. And we will be back next week on stations that are losing us. And hang tight for hour number four. On the other markets.

[Announcer]

The John Clay wolf show. Call at 800800 radio at 8081800 radio. That's 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

What song is this, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

Oklahoma breakdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is. It's just the wrong cut of it. It's still fine.

[Bobbo Turley]

Randy Rogers.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's Stoney. Is it Stoney?

[Michael Turley]

I think that's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I can never pick that from your old folder there. Glenn. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, Glenn, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. G35 infinity.

[Caller]

Yep. 2008. 81,000 miles. All black leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a journey or a sport or a base?

[Caller]

Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 80,000 miles. 88,000 miles. It's. It's a. It's a seven grand ray.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If you want to sell it, go to give the event dot com. Load it up, we'll buy it all right, let me do a few more of these cars real quick, Carl. A14 Platinum. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's F450 Platinum with 50 and all the gear. Did you know you have to have a. Got a.

[Caller]

You have to have got a 8 inch lift. It's on 37s and 26s legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that you have to have a CDL to drive that thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

To drive what?

[John Clay Wolf]

These 450s and 550s to get insured on them. And the banks don't finance them right either because they fall into the commercial vehicle category. Stilly. So this thing's lifted. It's all decked out. It's huge. It's crazy. I mean, off the top of my head, it sounds like a 45 to $50,000 truck. I don't know because I. I'm not looking at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that sound right to you?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's close.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com what city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Conroe, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and make sure. Take a couple of pictures of it before you load it up. So you make sure to load the pictures because it's the. I need to see it to get the feel for it. I know that sounds stupid, but I just have to feel it. Something like this, that's all converted. It. It all depends on how. How it lays after you've done all this conversion.

[Caller]

Well, well, I want to tell you that Randall Reed signed the dashboard, so it's worth more.

[Bobbo Turley]

Important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Carl. It's Hot Carl in his band, the Cleveland Steamers out of Conroe, Texas. Yeah, Oklahoma. Oh, God, he's gonna be mad. Jeremy, are you a nice Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Are you an angry Oklahoman?

[Caller]

I'm pretty nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get ready to be angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wind up. It's crazy. We do business with everybody, everywhere, all the time. But our. Our success rate out of Oklahoma is the lowest of any state we have. Isn't it, Turley?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the deal with the Oklahoman listeners? It's not the listeners that give me the VIN people.

[Michael Turley]

It's actually, you know what? Arkansas may be a little bit tougher.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's just a hard ass redneck factor in this deal. Okay, no, no, no. I'm talking to Turley because he. He talks to the. He. He manages.

[Michael Turley]

I think that's what it is, the buyer's room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's. Let's start with all the information you have. So you don't tell me how stupid I am because that's how these deals always go. So where have you been? What have they told you? What do you. What, what, what. What's the bottom dollar? I ain't gonna take a dime less than this. You son of a da. Let's get all that the out of out. Let's vent.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I mean, I'm just. I'm just kicking around getting another truck. I mean, I just. I trade trucks a lot, and I just. I'm thinking about getting either a diesel or going back to a half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know. Well, how many miles are on this one?

[Caller]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It's got roof. It's got everything. It's a high country, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not all of them do.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I have rule everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a 2500. But it's gas.

[Caller]

Yeah. Six, zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's gonna be around 40 grand. I need to get the VIN number to bust it out because most of these high countries I've bought in gas are half tons, like 90% of them. And almost all every high country I've ever bought in three quarter is diesel. But I love the four and a half inch lift. I love the miles. There's a lot of things about this truck I like and I do want to buy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got, like this and I've got the color match bow ties, color match grill. It's white. I mean, I did a few things.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to the website, givemetheven.com Take a couple of pictures of it with your phone, and when you get there, dump the VIN in, load the pictures, and here we go. James, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. From Austin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, Texas. So it works? It works. Westwood1 actually makes it through the liberal zone, the force field, and gets into Austin, sir.

[Caller]

And modulating loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, are you a KVET listener? Is that. Is that your number one station you listen to?

[Caller]

Well, I kind of bounce, run the gamut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you surprised? Because, to tell you the truth, us being on that station was a bit of a risk for everybody.

[Caller]

We don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, we don't really fit. But we do fit. But we don't fit. And what is your opinion? Were you shocked to hear us on there? Yeah, it's a little.

[Caller]

A little different format from what they're normally doing, but I think it's a breath of fresh air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I want to hear. Perfect. Thanks for. Thanks for the click in man. John Deer Park, Texas 03 SS Chevy with 150,000 miles. I know it's 147, but it's 150 in my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

It's average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a six liter.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a great big engine. And it's the extended. It's the extended cab ss. What color?

[Caller]

It's the cobalt blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Most of them were red but that's fine. That's an all wheel drive isn't it? Not.

[Caller]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while. So I had a miler like this the other day. These things like when they have short miles they're worth a lot of money.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. Off the top of my head it's an 03. You say it's average. It's leather. It's got 150 on it. $8,000 is what's resonating in my brain. Does that sound right to you?

[Caller]

No. This one's got a crate motor in it. It's a 408 stroker motor from. It's a fully long block that was installed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing.

[Caller]

Right here. I've got 411 posi track outback 750 double pumper. Edelbrock intake scored over 30. 11 to 1 pop up pistons. Turbojet 390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD look at. Look at why. Why he was doing that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard what I said a minute ago. What my guess is was on 150000 mile gazillion old truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said 8,000. Look at what what mark it is dead on 80. 700. Yep. Okay. So all the. All the good stuff. The double pump or Holly idle Brock pop up pistons. What really makes the difference in money is who signed it. Did Will Cooks he sign it?

[Caller]

No. There's no signature. Only. Only ours down on the bottom of the receipt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Ingram signed it. The country singer. When it's fun.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I owned a Ford dealership I used to keep Ingram in a demo and he would sign his demo. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I had to. We had to get. We had to get some special cleaner and get that stuff off of there so we can get it sold.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. Not that anything's wrong with Jack.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they just didn't want that truck with a. They didn't. They weren't a fan of Jack Ingrams, they didn't know him.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, I tried to hock your Johnny Cooper guitar one time and they wanted to give me 20 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love my Johnny Cooper guitar.

[Bobbo Turley]

I know. They said, well, konas aren't that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had a Jack Ingram sign guitar. But the one person that bought his demo was a big fan and they wanted the damn guitar that went with. Anyway. John, I think it's an eight thousand dollar truck, maybe nine.

[Caller]

Okay, well, if we will pursue it, we'll send you some stuff on your website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do from there and list that list out on the info box what you were telling me earlier about all the ads and pop the hood and take a picture of that engine so I can see what everything looks like. I just got to see what I've got to sell, you know, cuz I got to sell the damn thing and I got to know what I'm selling. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ken, an 07 Liberty with 160 and a stick shift. I'm going to let Johnny Cash bid that one. Johnny, are you there? It ain't me, Bab.

[Caller]

No, no, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

It ain't me, Bab.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, baby. Ken, Johnny didn't give us a good number. What were you thinking?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't know. And actually I think it's only got 140,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's better, that's better. I wouldn't have Johnny cashed you if it said 140. Yeah, but I think it's a two thousand dollar rig. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that?

[Caller]

Just north of San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. So you heard us on Cavette this morning too?

[Caller]

My sister did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. These new markets are weird, man. When you start a new one, it kind of shocks people. They don't know what the hell's going on. And it takes about. It really takes about 90 days for it to seed in is what I've noticed. We're on about 17 cities now, but Austin, I don't know why the hell it took so long to get back on Austin. You wouldn't believe the politics in that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Area would think Austin would be kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of like, hey man, whatever, right dude, bring it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're very open. We're liberal, open minded.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could have got on, you know, Z100 in New York City before we got that Austin deal done. Yeah, okay, Ken, 2,000 bucks. Go to the website, load it up, we'll buy it all right, thanks. 800-800-Radio is the call number. Arkansas, y' all want to call and argue, feel free. Anyone from Oklahoma that wants to call and argue, feel free. Football is coming up and we can start hating on these each other with that topic. That's always a fun topic.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to tell you, I have a funny signed story. You talk about cars being signed. I got a leather jacket back when I was music director, rock station. It was signed by Cher. It was a really nice jacket. I just went through a time when I just went, cher, who cares? And I literally removed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And today it would be. Have some value.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would have a lot of value. I'm so. I still have the jacket, by the way. I can show you where I removed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see her on the award show at 70 years old the other night?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not, but I heard she was wonderful. She was amazing. Yeah, yeah, I've saw her in concert. By the way, it's a very gay concert.

[Bobbo Turley]

A year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the gayest, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It is absolutely. The gay. It was more. It was more gay than Elton John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It more gay than. That's pretty gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was more gay than Elton John.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's when you know you got a gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because people come out, guys and girls come out dressed like her.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Gaga is a heavy alternative like lifestyle show as well. And I'm glad that we're off the air in Austin right now while we're having this conversation, because they would probably start melting.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, see, that's why we didn't want him in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin's real lived. Very live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, did you ever think about moving to Austin? I could see you. No, no. If you were gonna follow the lib train, you just go straight to California.

[Michael Turley]

On a 10 scale, Mike, where do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You put yourself on the liberal scale?

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado Lib?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's pretty conservative scale. I put myself in the middle. I'm not real heavy either way, but.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, probably right in the middle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

But some would say that. I mean, it just depends on who you're talking to if they're on the other side. Far, far side.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hard working man, dude. He gets up. He gets up and plows the fields and goes down after the sun sets.

[Michael Turley]

So I mean, that doesn't mean all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Liberals don't do that. You're not a snowflake. You're not a snowflake.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's the most shallow thing I've heard.

[Michael Turley]

Just like saying all rednecks are conservative or something to that extent. You know, they're not all the same conservative means.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, look at the definition of conservative. Not politically, just period. And then apply it to politics. It really doesn't match up that well, in my opinion.

[Satan]

Dude.

[Bobbo Turley]

My. My future son in law came with my daughter to see me Father's Day last week and he busted off for the first time ever since some right wing craziness. Turley, you would have exploded. I just looked at him and said, there's a very important phrase. And that phrase is in my opinion. And when you state your opinion as facts, that cuts into me a bit. Don't do that.

[Michael Turley]

Did you stop him? Shut him up right there.

[Bobbo Turley]

I tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is your future son in law?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, he's a good dude and I like him. Boy, can he play cards. Man. We play poker and have a ball. Here's this other thing. They listen to this death metal and so now out ZZ Top and their example, Green Day, that's what they call weak rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's strong rock?

[Bobbo Turley]

Like if Green Day is weak rock, what is Billy Joel?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, good rock?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think what you mean is light rock. But Green Day ain't light light. Kids are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Green Day's punk. Yeah, it's just punk.

[Bobbo Turley]

They need to get off the pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you bring that up. I was thinking, thinking about that the other day. In this younger society, they're all stoned.

[J.D. Ryan]

They really are stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all stone. Numbing bomb. True, false. Not all, but way, way, way more so. Like the 70s, everybody was baked in the 60s. Nah, right now, Sid, right.

[Bobbo Turley]

We used to have an ounce of dirt weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're 20 to 35 year old group has. Is more potaholic than ever in the history of man. That I'm aware of.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so even.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like Indians on a reservation.

[Bobbo Turley]

And the stuff's so heavy today. It's not like we had.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like heroin from back in the day. Not that I ever did any heroin, but I've watched some shows on it. But they're all stone and they don't give a damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I got the.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just want a job and you just, you know, I don't. I. I think the weed culture. Everybody's about talking, talking about generation, whatever. Y2Ks. Yeah. I think the weed is the biggest running factor in all of it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In laziness and expectations. Charlie, do you, do you, do you agree? I mean, you, you smoke pot, you're a liberal. But you're almost 40 or did you already turn 40? I'm 40, yeah. Okay. Do you. Do you hear what I'm saying? Are you just rolling your eyes?

[Michael Turley]

No, I think it has a little bit to do with. I think it also has a lot to do with the parents and how spoiled some. How they're up upbringing is. I think that has a lot to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do with it right there.

[Michael Turley]

And maybe because their parents are high.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's why not.

[Michael Turley]

And they were high and they just kind of like, all right, whatever, where, you know, we'll just treat you like little babies all the way through. Because there's not. I mean, they're really, really not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think what you're gonna see is like a generation, a couple down the road, a bigger gap in the. In the wealth and control than now because the. The masses are all going to be baked and they don't give a damn. They don't care, and they're dumbing themselves down to where the other people that aren't get to control it all.

[Bobbo Turley]

And that is dumb because Green Day is not weak rock.

[Michael Turley]

But there's a lot of people that smoke pot that are have a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed.

[Michael Turley]

So it's kind of just depends on who it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just kind of a BS theory, but I like it. Hey, Stan. Oh, five expedition with a buck and a half. Man, the miles are just so high. These things really don't. Speaking of high, the miles on this that in the body style, they just don't bring anything. I mean, 1500 bucks, it's crazy. And I know you're gonna yell at me and tell me I'm stupid, but I'm. I watch them every day in the auctions and, you know, the Mexicans give 1800 bucks for them and they haul them back to Matamoros.

[Caller]

All right, thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. We'll be back.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The preacher man says it's the end of time and one of the best country songs that's ever been written, I think.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it's right up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's top 10.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hank turned a lot of heads, man. He had the. The courage of his convictions. You know, his mama made him dress up like his dad and sing his dad's song since he was a young teenager. And he got fed up with that when he got into dope and fell off a mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good movie. And he ends up with all those pills in that guitar shaped pool. Yeah, Hank's awesome. All true. What, what, what are your top five country songs? Think about that. Bobbo's top five country songs of all time. I'm gonna take a couple of calls. J.D. you do the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 outdoorsman is a diesel. Sean, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Amarillo, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ama. Is this the first time you've ever heard us?

[Caller]

No, sir. I try to catch y' all every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Love to hear it.

[Caller]

Y' all make me laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're only coming country station up there too. Nash FM, I think. Okay, 11. We don't. We haven't had many complaints either. Whenever we go into a new market, everybody starts complaining and then they start calling, saying they like it. It's weird. We're kind of g. We're kind of garlicky. 11 Ram outdoorsman. So it's cloth. It's 80,000 miles, four wheel drive diesel. And is it. Here's a stupid question, not a stupid. But it helps me with what I'm doing. Above the driver's seat, above the glove box, is there. Is there cut out there or is there an airbag there?

[Caller]

There's a, like an extra glove box there. There's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a shelf.

[Caller]

It's got a lid on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the driver power. Is the driver's seat power cloth?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Am I stone?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to figure out if it's SLT hard code or ST hard code. So if it's alloy wheel, chrome grill, power driver seat, then it's an SLT hard code with an outdoorsman ad, which is not the outdoorsman thing. Isn't much at all. But it. But the difference between ST and SLT is a big difference. So is it long bed or short?

[Caller]

Long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. 25 grand. There's a motor. It's a pornographic conversation. So what's the payoff?

[Caller]

There is none.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why am I missing you? Well, defend yourself.

[Caller]

I went to the Dodge outfit up here. I was going to trade in. They offered 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

On trade.

[Caller]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

11, 20. Let me, let me, let me. These cloth rigs just don't do it. These long bed cloths, I always get stung with them with miles. Not that yours is real mild out. It's not. I like the truck and I. And, and my. My first gut was 27 and a half. I'm gonna look something up. It's an outdoorsman crew cab. Hang on. Damn it. It's a six, seven cylinder. Because it's a diesel and it is a. Let me pull these up. Outdoorsman Odo. See here. I mean hell, a year ago. A year ago Last August in 1685,000 miles sells in in Arkansas for 28. 7. A year ago July 2016, a 98,000 mile one sells in Ohio for 25. 2. What's a current one? Is there any current transactions? Last May, 145,000 miles brings 19. I think I'm right. I'm gonna stick with my. I'm gonna stick with my gut. I'm gonna stick with my instincts. I'm a mid-20s buyer. Yep. Thanks. Sir. Country Boy can survive Josh and 08F150FX2 leather. Does it have sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than $10,000?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

15.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I can't get there on that body style in a two wheel drive. I'm gonna look this one up too. You guys are making me look. Check. Check my. Check my thoughts on everything this morning. Because I hate if I'm wrong, I'll be the first one to admit it.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I bit him off the gut. And then when y' all start telling me I'm stupid, then I start questioning myself and thinking you're right. I might be stupid. Now it's FX2. Is it a 46 or a 5, 3 engine? I mean a 5.

[Bobbo Turley]

4.

[Caller]

5, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Crew cab 54, FX2. Here they are. Survey says I'm looking at 100 transactions here of auction sales. And most of them are from last year. Okay. Again last year. So last December, 90,000 miles brings 10,700. Last January, January last July, 106,000 miles brings $11,000. This April, 115,000 miles brings 10, 6. And what did I tell him? 10,000. 10,000. My gut is really my. My compass is leading me the right direction.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Hangover is helping you.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the guiding light is. I need to trust it. Josh. I'm right and you're wrong. It's official. It's official. Josh, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Or Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's why that makes all the sense in the world. Of course, of course. He's a third hire and I'm an idiot.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's about six off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I mean always. I mean anything I say to anybody from Oklahoma, I'm wrong. I can do no right in the state of Oklahoma. How many car, how many cars do we buy in Oklahoma? A week to early? Two maybe. Yeah, it's really ridiculous. I don't know why. And then the, the Oklahoma dealers come down here and buy them from me all the time. I know what they pay cuz I sell them to them. But it's like there's these two worlds, there's the real world and then the oh, let's see if the dumbass Texan will miss it world. Dude, you're telling Noah about the flood. 800-800-72334. 800800 radio Charlie, we happy with the. Oh well look at that. He's wearing his Yankees jersey. No.

[Michael Turley]

What do you mean no?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this jersey. Yeah, he's not happy.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when, when that, when they, when they hit that run last night, did you spill your beer and enjoy in the 10th inning?

[Michael Turley]

I was watching, I was trying to. I was trying to stay awake and barely got through because it wake up so early on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like midnight, wasn't it?

[Michael Turley]

It was late, it was 11th inning. But it was actually a hell of a pitching matchup which is not par for what the Yankees have been going through especially with Tanaka. They're not and you use been up and down for the Ranger.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was a really good game.

[Michael Turley]

They got two day games coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here so you know like normally they just sit there and keep playing until somebody wins but when you've got oriental versus oriental you ought to just busted into a science like instead of having a kickoff or a sudden death deal like have a science experiment or do a computer programming contest.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Actually what they should have done is busted out math questions and had the pitchers race to see who got the answer the fastest. That's how they could have stopped the damn game.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. In truth be told. 16 Ram half ton, lone start Hemi, 19,000 mile. Ocho.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Are you Spanish.

[Caller]

Sam? The Latino variety. Thank you for asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, with a name like Ocho, you have to ask, right? I mean, is that short? What's that short for?

[Caller]

Eight Ochoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I got you.

[Caller]

If it, if it didn't get more Latino on you, the Ochoa definitely puts it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you a member of a cartel?

[Caller]

You know, those are just some things I'm not willing to discuss on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't there an Ochoa court cartel in Mexico?

[Caller]

Yes, there might be. Yes, I might. I might be related to him. I might not be. I might have some bricks in this truck somewhere. I might not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this will help. Help with the answer. Is there a payoff on this truck?

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you're distant, dude. Cuz if you were really, that would be paid for cash.

[Caller]

Hey, work, work, working for the people that I do, you got to have a dump car every once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We got a Lone star. It's got 20 in wheels. It's got a Hemi, it's cloth. It's a two wheel drive. I'm. I'm saying all this making you confirm what I'm. Is it two tone paint or single?

[Caller]

It's single chrome. It's got the running board Alpine.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're, if you're. If you have that Latino heritage in you, you had to go with like the burgundy in the. In the silver. Two tone. You can't just go with a straight white or black and be. And be real Mexican.

[Caller]

Well, you know, I do have the Mexican flag emblem and the front.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What color is this truck?

[Caller]

It's a deep steel blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I told you. I told you. It's just like the chicken Shacks out in East Texas. I mean, they sell more purple, orange and red drink and. And everybody has their thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

They go with po. Nasio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I'm not making fun. I'm pointing out reals. Reels. These are called reels Real.

[J.D. Ryan]

See the real thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seal the real thing.

[Caller]

See, there's no other person on the radio that knows my people quite like you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gracias.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was when I was a kid, man, I used to hang out with Roy. Yeah. And these guys. I've worked on construction crews and we had the real guys up from Mexico. The, like when the, when the. They go the mailbox on. On my grandfather take them to the store.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'd mail all their money home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I used to hang out with them and do the. Sit around the damn. The steel wheel with the fire on it. Little fire pit. You take a little like a tractor wheel, make a fire pit of it. Really throw. Yeah. And then you cook those tortillas up and they cook them right there on the dance in the rv. They'll cook them right there on the burner. Hell, yeah. And then get that jalapeno, burn your ass. You know what I'm saying? Don't. Yo.

[Caller]

Oh, of course. I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a.

[Caller]

A barbecue grill on the back of my truck, as you see. Absolutely ready for any tortilla party.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't racist if it's real, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that is true. I like the different.

[Bobbo Turley]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's sad is what's happening is all the crossbreeding now what that. Listen, I'm being serious. We're all going to turn into one. The differences are all going to get melted away. And right now it's culturally different and it's nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we can have fun with all the differences. We laugh at ourselves more than we laugh at anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to have fun with it. It's just nice to be different.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now, you know, hell, 30. 30 years ago, it's all going to be same. Yes, go ahead.

[Caller]

No, you know, everybody, you know, takes offense to so many things. You know, I grew up in the melting pot, living in Houston, so it's just another day for me. I don't take offense to anything, but you got so many sensitive people these days that can't take a joke and can't take the realness. And, you know, it's sad, but like I said, hey, I just eat a taco in their face face and move on.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, you haven't seen racism until you've seen real Mexican people and real black people start hating on each other. Really? Oh, really? Absolutely. He just confirmed it. Absolutely. I mean, they're worse than the Italians and the Irish back in the old days in New York.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, back to your truck. It's a 25 grand rig. 25 five.

[Caller]

What. What would it. Is there any way to get. Get to 30?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Yeah, hell, let's just do 30. No. Okay. 18,000 miles. I'm gonna look through Dallas. Fort Worth brought 26 grand. 16,000 miles brought 23, 750. Something's wrong with that one. 16,000 miles brought 25. Five last week in Dallas, Texas. Last May. 23. Seven in Dallas on 16,000 miles. Some of them right there. It's a mid-20s truck. That's the money. 25. 25 grand.

[Caller]

Question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, go ahead.

[Caller]

Do you think I might get more if I use it as a trade in or will I just be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the truth. This makes me no money, but here's the truth. You're gonna get six and a quarter percent more out of the gate because you're gonna get your trade in tax credit. And what you should do is go to the dealership and negotiate your new one first. Beat the hell out the of them. And this goes for everybody, unless I'm giving you good advice. Go to the store, beat the hell out of them, cut your best deal and then slide the trade in after the fact. They hate that. They absolutely hate that. Because what happens is they've given themselves no room to juggle the numbers. When you come in with the trade, then they can start juggling around on you. But when you bring that trade. Oh, by the way, you know what, I will take it. I forget. Get it in writing. Okay, I'm going to do that, but I'm going to. I want to trade the screen truck in. And when you show up in that truck, they say, what about that? Say my brother's driving it. Just keep him out of it. Just forget it. And then bring it in after you negotiate the price of the new one. And then they're gonna like lowball the hell out of you to try to make up on the trade in. Say no, no, no, no. Wolf said 25 grand. You're gonna get your 25, maybe 25, five. And then you'll get six and a quarter percent tax credit on top of that. So yes, you're better off.

[Caller]

All right, Mr. Wolf, I appreciate your cultural enlightenment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. See, I can't have these conversations on the big stations in, in Dallas and he, oh, cuz everybody gets so butt hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you guys get the better show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, absolutely. The cool cat after 11 o'. Clock. It's the cool kids, right? Just hanging out with the guys out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guys in Pennsylvania want to be on the 11 o' clock hour. There's no doubt. They, they've been texting us and writing to them right through the Facebook page like please, please. Anyway, we'll be back in a minute.

[Bobbo Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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The john clay wolf show. Call at 800-800-800-radio. At 800-800-radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Chris Stapleton?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your top country hit, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's all I can really. I really actually like him a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is good.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We asked her buddy, right down their top football, five favorite country songs of all time. And we're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come up with a little deal. I want to take buddy out of Beaumont real quick. Buddy, Good morning. Buddy, you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. An 11F150 Platinum. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's white. Does it have a sunroof?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a 5 liter crew cab platinum with decent miles. 52,000 sunroof. Does it have a factory navigation screen?

[Caller]

It does, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good merch. 22 and a half. 23.

[Caller]

22 and a half. Okay. That's bubble, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I got a bone to pick with you guys. Y' all play such good music on your show. And then while we're sitting here waiting on the line, it's like some Japanese stuff going on in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just filler. That's all Turley's fault, man. I'm with you.

[Bobbo Turley]

What Japanese stuff?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, but it's the vapors.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm turning Japanese. He's just talking about that. That because. The sushi shop. That should be a name of a band. The Sushi Boys. Thanks, buddy. Go to the website and load it up. You want to sell it? Okay.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top five best country songs of all time. Bob O. I want to start with you because you are the music musicologist of the group.

[Bobbo Turley]

And then first of all, it's hard to cut it down to five. Okay. But I'll just go. All right. Number five only, daddy. That'll walk the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

OOH. That's a good one.

[Bobbo Turley]

Pause. Okay, number four, Tennessee River. Forgive me, I'm a younger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I don't know that one.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, Tennessee river.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Mountain Man. Oh, Alabama.

[Bobbo Turley]

Of course you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Alabama.

[Bobbo Turley]

Number three, Merle. Big City City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, that's a good one. And Silver Wings.

[Bobbo Turley]

Number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big City's better.

[Bobbo Turley]

The best. Hank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big City. We got to hear that.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's Hank Jr. Song. At number two is family tradition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty damn good. This is a good list you got going, Bob.

[Bobbo Turley]

And number one, a song that got me a lot of leg in the 80s. George Straits. King George. The Chair.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to post these on the JCW Show Facebook page. What have you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a top seven, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's too cool. He can't do it. How do you do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, six and seven. Anything Glenn Campbell or Ray Price ever did. Now here's the top five. George Jones, Stop Loving Her Today. Number four, Johnny Cash, Sunday Morning Coming down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number three, I like Dolly with Jolene. Number two, Conway Twitty. Hello Darling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it gotta be number one, Willie, Johnny Waylon and Chris with Highwaymen. Jimmy Web Cliche.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like your list. You're going to laugh at something that we both pulled up because I pulled something out of my arse also. Did you? That matched yours. Okay, so number five, Ronnie Millsap. Sad songs.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it changes the. The, the. Well, what do you call it when a song changes levels and speed? I noticed, like the songs I love are the ones that go slow and then they go big. And then they go slow and then they go big.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. No, that's a very dynamic recording, but anything Milsap, really. That's why I didn't say Willie. Cuz how do you pick Willie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Songs apart George Straight, you know, how do you. How do you pick George's? I just went with Marina Del Re.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hard to be number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jolene, Dolly Parton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, look at that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was thinking, man, Dolly deserves to be on the list.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, Jolene, Dolly Parton. This couple of Biggins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please, Please. Baby by Dwight. That's kind of a stretch to say is the top five best country songs of all time, but that's a pretty good song. I mean, just hang on to the minute. Oh, hang on to this, buddy. Old Flame by Alabama in Dixieland. I put Old Flame, Dixieland. And Turley has one. And it's Chris Stapleton.

[Michael Turley]

I like Wagon Wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good song.

[Michael Turley]

Anything, Johnny Cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cash.

[Michael Turley]

I like Johnny Cash stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, pretty much I'm new to.

[Michael Turley]

The whole country thing for. It's been about anything seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've only been in Texas for, like, 25, 30 years now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but I wasn't really a big country fan. I mean, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You grew up in the hard streets of Grand Prairie.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And of course, I mean, I was.

[Michael Turley]

All around, you know, Garth was big and all that kind of stuff sucks. I know, but that's what I'm saying. It wasn't good country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's not forget anything that the artist known as Luke Bryant's put out, Anything is a hit. Do you see? Oh, I got so much trouble this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week on Facebook, Garth was Luke Bryant of 19.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said. What I said was, did you know there's a hidden light show inside every Luke Bryant cd? You just put it in a microwave and push play. And it. The show is amazing. And I get so much crap. I got so much crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0080-0723-4887 million people watch his videos.

[J.D. Ryan]

87 million people eat McDonald's, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real or fake? Facebook news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see. Well, let's see. We have one of these. I'd really rather. Since we're short on time, I'd rather talk about the Johnny Depp thing. You guys care about that? What actor this week? I just can't believe he would say this with all the stuff we just went through. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? Maybe it's time that says Johnny Depp. And the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe you need to stick to doing Caribbean movies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he's done his last one.

[Bobbo Turley]

He had to be high. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a doper?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you. What was that show?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was on an interview show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alleged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, alleged. Thank you. And he was just out of it. I mean, just totally not even connecting with the host at all. But anyway, so now the Secret Service is involved and everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, are there really? Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

They should be against the law.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's against the law. It's called a felony.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, if a comedian said that same line because it sounds like a joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's like, what. What's her name? I can't think of the redhead now. She's so gone.

[Michael Turley]

But he's an actor saying that, Saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So would it have been any different if it was a comedian saying that line?

[J.D. Ryan]

Something funny?

[Michael Turley]

No, that exact same line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You could say, first of all, freedom of speech. You can say anything but be ready for the. For the other side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the speech. Did you see the woman who coaxed her boyfriend into killing himself on text?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's unbelievable, dude. All the text messages are published on the Internet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, do it, do it. You promised you'd do it. Do it this morning. And he's trying to talk himself. He's like, nah, change my. You're so scared. You're such a this. And she sat there and texted. Arrested him through suicide, and he killed himself. And they found her guilty. And she's going to jail. She needs what.

[J.D. Ryan]

She didn't kill him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manslaughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Manslaughter, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They couldn't get her for murder.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they got her for manslaughter. And if you read this, and I know it's quite a push on the law, there's a lot of lawyers, like, man, this is. This is way out there. But when you read it, you're like, good lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're trying to do that now with people that bully kids into suicide. They're saying, well, that's, you know, you're right there on the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but this was to the point. So it's kind of like if you see an accident. They got her on that deal. If you see an accident and somebody's hurting or dying and you don't do anything about it, you can be in trouble. That's what they got her for. Because she knew he turned a generator on in his truck so he'd die of asphyxiation. And like, he got out of the car because he was starting to die and she was listening to him on the phone and she talked him back into Go back in the truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with her?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's a pretty normal looking girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looking. Here we go again. Pretty poison.

[Bobbo Turley]

Anytime you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Bill Cosby's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Captain Pudding Pop. That was horrible. So what did he do? He. Now he's going to go try to make good on his bad. Who? Death.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Bill Cosby. Yeah. He's going to go out and do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that his community service?

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically, he's gonna lecture kids on how not to do what he did. I mean, that's basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he'd be better off just being quiet.

[J.D. Ryan]

And one more if we have time.

[Bobbo Turley]

Tiger woods better off not assaulting women. Probably. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tiger woods on Monday said he's gonna get professional help. This is the legal. This is exactly what lawyers tell you to do. Every time you go in, you say you have an addiction. You have a problem, you're gonna get help. That's what he should have done first instead of when it, you know, a little too late. A little too little too late there, tiger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's hooked on pills and women.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It seems like everybody is if you read the news. Opioids are an epidemic. People are dying left and right. I have a person that's close to me that died this last week. Not close to me, but a couple of degrees of separation. But, yeah, local gal. Oh, whatever opioids are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Is that just hydrocodone pills? When I went to rehab nine years ago, eight years ago, that was a. That was about 50, 50, and mostly women were in for pills. Now it's much more. And it's much more split evenly, men and women.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Claywolf. JD Ryan, Bobo Turley, and of course DJ Pre K. Our in house white black guy. You see a picture of him on the John Claywolf Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's worth the trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

See ya.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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