#103 John Clay Wolfe Show 07/01/17

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #103 (07/01/17)

Original Air Date: July 1, 2017 (Podcast Date: Feb 13, 2026)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode encapsulates the classic, high-energy, sometimes wild and always quick-witted style of The John Clay Wolfe Show. True to its roots, the team—minus JD, who’s “moving”—riff on all things cars, sports, sex, music, and more, balancing car deals with irreverent banter, listener call-ins, and invented skits. The mysterious absence of regular JD becomes a recurring theme and the backbone of a listener-driven “Top 10 Reasons JD Got Evicted” bit, showcasing the show’s interactive, improvisational nature.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. JD’s Absence and the “Top 10 Reasons JD Got Evicted” List

Timestamps: 05:18, 06:07, 12:02, 29:18, 77:03

• A running joke throughout the episode is JD’s unexplained absence, described as “moving.”
• Bobbo proposes a listener-driven Top 10 List à la Letterman, with the reasons for JD’s supposed eviction becoming wilder as callers participate.
• Sample List Items:
  • “The smell of Indian cooking is angering his Caucasian landlord.” (06:21, Bobbo)
  • “His nudist lifestyle is illegal as the home is located across from an elementary school.” (06:48, Bobbo)
  • “After falling off the wagon, he threw a killer rave party, causing $80,000 worth of property damage.” (77:34, Bobbo)
  • “The Department of Homeland Security has flagged him as a likely Islamist extremist.” (77:48, Bobbo)
  • “His old lady caught him getting a private dance from Hannah the stripper.” (78:22, Bobbo)
  • “He’d rather fly to the tropics for lavish vacations than pay his damned rent.” (77:56, Bobbo)
  • “The landlady says he’s no fun in the sack anymore.” (78:27, Bobbo)
  • “Once again, he’s lost another radio job.” (79:09, Bobbo)
• Memorable Quote:
  • “It’ll be a dog pile on old JD.” —John (05:58)

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2. Live Car-Buying & Caller Interactions

Timestamps (selected): 02:00, 08:03, 14:31, 26:51, 29:18, 47:17, 53:47, 61:41, 79:38, 92:55

• John continues his rapid-fire on-air car (and occasional boat) buying. Various callers list details about vehicles, haggle prices, and sometimes get drawn into jovial, personal questions.
  • Sample:
    • Felicia from Louisville sells her 2011 Lexus RX350 for $17,000 after John ups her requested $16K. (02:00–03:44)
      • “You’re pricing me this car too cheap. Unless it has a bad carfax.” —John (03:05)
    • Caller from Magnolia, AR, with an F-150, haggles over $14K offer vs. market value. (09:05)
    • Camaro SS sale:
      • “Did you get pregnant at a young age?” —John to caller joking about being an “easy laydown” on the price (16:38)
  • Emotional and personal moments, e.g., a Galveston man selling his deceased girlfriend’s car. (27:05)
    • “Sorry about that. Did cancer get her?” —John (27:32)
• Car valuations, negotiation tips, and dealership stories are woven throughout.

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3. Impersonations and Comedic Skits

Timestamps: 07:08, 11:16, 14:11, 56:05, 76:21, 139:20

• Bobbo’s hit-or-miss celebrity impressions (Kenny Rogers, Sebastian Bach, Garth Brooks, Paul Harvey, Rush Limbaugh, and Tony Romo’s Mexican dad) are a running gag.
• Quotes:
  • “That was your Kenny Rogers impersonation? That’s almost as bad as your Bill Cosby impersonation.” —John (07:30)
  • “Hey, everybody, this is Garth Brooks. Don’t miss my show in Las Vegas. Tracy’s coming along. And we even got a magic dog.” —Bobbo (14:11)
  • “Hey, everybody, this is Ozzy Osborne and I sold my car to GiveMeTheVIN.com.” —Bobbo (36:35)
• Most notably, Bobbo delivers an extended Paul Harvey weather forecast (56:07), a Rush Limbaugh monologue (139:01), and closes with Tony Romo’s father expounding on Mexican-American Fourth of July customs (147:44).

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4. Workplace Culture & Office Hijinks at GiveMeTheVIN

Timestamps: 18:47, 20:28, 67:06

• John discusses the rough-and-tumble buyer bullpen: “extreme workplace environment,” HR waivers, and debate over filming for Facebook.
  • “Sign your life away. If you want to work in there… subject yourself to extreme workplace environment.” —John (20:28)
• Hooter’s reluctance to appear in videos leads to on-air coaxing and the replay of a classic “Hooter Meltdown” (69:09) about a deal gone south.

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5. Race, Demographics, and “White, Black, Latina, or Other?” Game

Timestamps: 31:24–33:34

• DJ Pre K hosts a stereotype-tinged guessing game about the ethnic background of a newsmaker.
  • Bobbo and Turley’s humorous, if questionable, “deductive reasoning” brings out show’s irreverence:
  • “She was a country ass woman, white girl. She was quoted as saying I was not going to let him get away with it. It’s not right and it’s not fair.” —DJ Pre K (33:34)
• The team jokes about DJ Pre K being “the widest black man alive.” (31:24)

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6. Unique Show Moments

• Listener Call-ins: Regulars, new fans, and regional quirks (complaints about Oklahoma cars), enthusiastic callers from Arkansas, New Jersey, and Louisiana (40:39, 50:08, 127:41).
• Stories of love and regret, real and exaggerated:
  • Man trying to sell a car inherited after girlfriend’s death (27:05)
  • Lease drama: Man’s fiancée cheats with her boss; he’s now $10K “ready to be out of love” (100:31, 105:19)
  • Recollections about family, drinking spells, and “cold turkey” dangers (04:16)
• JD’s financial entanglements with stripper Hannah: amusing revelations about loans, dresses, and “payback by Vegas trip.” (44:28)

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7. Music, Cars, and Americana

• Classic rock references (e.g., The Doors, Def Leppard, Boston, Robert Earl Keen).
• Show closes with Fourth of July talk — John’s “rogue” proposal:
  • “During this Trump presidency, I think he needs to do Fourth of July holiday on a Monday... Like we do Labor Day, Memorial Day...” (128:34)
  • Bobbo replies in a Trump/Pence/Rush tone: “Good hard working Americans should have from Thursday of last week to this coming Wednesday off.” (136:16)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John on negotiation:
  • “I’m the customer. I’m the one that’s paying. I got this wrong. We got to reestablish hand in this relationship, Bob.” (49:17)
• On cars with a story:
  • “You could cut them in—I don’t think it’s a half. I think you hit them in half out of the gate and then you work your way up. You bust that bitch back. Heavy duty.” —on valuing lemon law buybacks (64:34)
• On FCC boundaries:
  • “We did a bit last week, and it was over the line… we veered off the line and hit the wall. We didn’t crash into it, but we bounced off of it and saved it.” (120:20)

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Structured Timestamps for Key Segments

• Car Deals & Negotiations:

  • Felicia’s Lexus Deal (02:00–03:44)
  • F-150 college debate (09:05–11:16)
  • Camaro SS deal (16:13–16:41)
  • Galveston man’s loss & Equinox sale (27:05)
  • “Show us your kitchen” philosophy (87:52)
  • BMW 328i beats CarMax (93:14–93:49)

• Top 10 JD Eviction List building: (05:18, 06:07, 12:02, 29:18, 77:03, 77:48, 78:22, 79:09)

• Comedic Characters & Segments:

  • Bobbo’s Kenny Rogers, Sebastian Bach, Garth Brooks, Paul Harvey, Rush Limbaugh throughout (e.g., 07:08, 56:05, 139:20)
  • Tony Romo’s Dad on Fourth of July (147:44)

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Tone and Style

• Fast-paced, irreverent, and improvisational. The team is quick to riff and double down on wild tangents.
• Genuine camaraderie: Even during roastings, the affection between cast members is clear.
• Occasional “edge”: Brushing up against the FCC line, with some bits requiring “the dump button” or not fit for air.

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For New Listeners

If you’ve never heard The John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode is a perfect sampler. Expect a carousel of “call-in car deals,” zany characters, barbed inside jokes, and fourth-wall-breaking discussions of radio life. Car enthusiasts will learn the harsh truths of vehicle trade-ins; humor lovers will enjoy the friendly, sometimes outrageous, Southern banter.

Tip: The best of the JD Top 10 bit is at 77:03. For the biggest laughs, catch the (mostly bad) impersonations at 07:08, 56:05, and the Rush Limbaugh/Paul Harvey bits at 56:07 and 139:01.

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“My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the air and give relationship advice.” —John (52:16)

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign. The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail]. That's what they always ask. What? How does it go?

[Bobbo]

What's that song?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Caller]

Somebody pushed my button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the devil's back. The devil went down to Texas. Every time I get mixed up with.

[Bobbo]

A bunch of white people, this is what happens. Someone touches my button.

[John Clay Wolf]

The name of the song is Tripping Daisy. Prick.

[Hooter]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that figure because people have called you that before. Oh, sure. Tripping Daisy. Yeah. I've been denigrated since the dawn of man.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a bad guy. You know, Devil. I went to the Boston show last night. Really? Yep.

[Caller]

Yeah, they're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you. You tried to take their. Their lead singer away from us. But then Jesus brought us another one back. Yeah, the new guy is actually pretty good. I can't wa. Get him down here. He is pretty. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. It's. We're. We're minus one today. JD Is not with us.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We'll figure it out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Hooter]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you? Where are you calling from? What do you want? Why are you calling me?

[Caller]

I'm Felicia from Louisville. I have a 2011 Lexus. I'm trying to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the Felicia with the singing career, but the X rated video queen. Bye, Felicia. What now? What have you got? I'm sorry?

[Caller]

I've got a 2011 Lexus. It's an RX350.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

58,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Mark Levinson sound? Does it have factory navigation? Does it have factory chrome wheels? Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It has navigation, rear DVD sunroof. And yes, it does have the chrome wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the fancy stereo that's called. It says Mark Levinson.

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what are we trying to do? You want to trade it in? You want to sell it? You want to get back at your ex husband? What are you doing?

[Caller]

I want to sell it.

[Hooter]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it?

[Caller]

My kids have grown up and moved out and I'm ready to get something smaller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a number that we're chasing? I buy. I buy these cars every day. It's upper teens. Rig. What's the.

[Caller]

I'd like to get 16,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then you're gonna like me because I will. All right. Hey, hey. I'm not gonna take advantage of you. You're pricing me this car too cheap. Unless it has a bad car face. Okay. Does it have a bad car fax?

[Caller]

No, it does not. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So where do you live? Louisville. And you have a title? So when do you want us to pick it up?

[Caller]

Monday or Tuesday. Does that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'd rather just do it today because I'm gonna give you an extra thousand.

[Caller]

Hey, that works.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you an extra thousand, Uncle Royal come out there today and pick it up and you have your title ready and everything.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

17,000. Sold. Okay. Felicia with the singing career. Thank you. Next. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800. I got it right. 800 radio. Pre K went to get coffee and BCs. Ah, another hard night. Yeah, hard days. Wait, isn't your family back? Yes. You're still partying? I'm still on the party train. I've not stopped. I cannot stop, Bobbo. It will not stop.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's wise. Because you can't stop all of a sudden like that. That's very bad. Very bad for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been gone for over a month and I. Yeah. And I've. I've drank beer. You know how many days a month they were going? About 35 days. I drank beer about 33 days.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. But you stopping cold turkey like that's dangerous.

[Bobbo]

It's not good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not at all. I took four days off. The last four days. Nothing. Nothing. And I started getting the twitch, you know, the old alcoholic jerk. You bet.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

DTs.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I had to go to Boston last night and straightened out. But I didn't do what you did. I didn't to and fall down on the front row and bust my glasses like you did at Joe Walsh. Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. People who are up in the rain. It's mainly raining down here. I haven't looked at the weather up on the East Coast. Good morning, New York. Because it's not 8 o' clock there, it's 9 o' clock there. New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. Our Wzzo fans. I bet we have more listeners during this hour up there than we do down here. Really? Well, they're an hour later and they like us more.

[Bobbo]

They seem to. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Morning, Austin. And other than that, life's grand. So JD is. JD is gone for the day. He's moving. Is he moving or did he get kicked out? Well, not read his lease when he signed up a couple years ago, but he's moving. So he's. He's getting. Yeah, he had to leave. Yeah. He didn't get kicked out for bad behavior. Non payment.

[Bobbo]

You ought to read this list that I've got right here. Top 10 reasons JD's being evicted from his home.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's perfect. That's our top 10. 10 today. That's absolutely. Oh, do you. Have you already written it?

[Bobbo]

No, I got some great ideas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got an idea. Let's have the callers call in and help us with it.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So at 10 o' clock we do a top 10 list. Kind of like Letterman or just like Letterman. Top 10 reasons JD is what is.

[Bobbo]

Being evicted from his home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being evicted from his home. Call in and help us with this list and we'll take your ideas too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It'll be a dog pile on old JD. You got an example, Babo? Yeah, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

The smell of Indian cooking is angering his Caucasian landlord.

[John Clay Wolf]

The smell. Are we writing this down? Yeah. Of Indian cooking is angering his Caucasian lord. Is that number 10? Maybe we'll sort them out. So that's number nine. You know, he's a nudist. J.D. ryan's who we're talking about.

[Caller]

Everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just in case there was any confusion, his.

[Bobbo]

His nudist lifestyle is illegal as the home is located across from an elementary school.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right. I think you're right.

[Bobbo]

What's right over there next to the. You know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illegal nudist lifestyle.

[Bobbo]

And Casey Kason called in this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with him?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe we should have, you know, we need somebody to do it.

[Bobbo]

I had the dumbest idea. And remember I told you earlier this week, I've got a new. A new voice character idea. And it was just hilarious to me doing it out loud to myself. Turley said, meh. Kenny Rogers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny Rogers.

[Bobbo]

This is the top 10 list for Kenny Rogers. Everybody tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that supposed to be Kenny Rogers?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's bad dog. No one knows who he's. Bob, that's not even. Wait, wait. That was your Kenny Rogers impersonation? Yeah. That's almost as bad as your Bill Cosby impersonation.

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody, it's the gambler Kenny Rogers. Make sure you try my chicken. We don't use no curry at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so J.D. won't come.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I see. I just laughed. I just laughed my ass off, man. Doing that the other night all by myself. My dogs Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chad. An 05 Caddy CTS with a buck and a half's worth nothing.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me start over. Chad. An 05 Caddy CTS with a buck and a half is worth nothing.

[Hooter]

Wow.

[Caller]

Wait, say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pizza. It's a thousand bucks. And. And I'm not hauling it around. You got to bring it to me. What's Johnny cash think about? An 05 Caddy CTS with 150? Dr. Turley? Maybe he has a different opinion than. It ain't me you're looking for, Bab. We buy cars that you couldn't find at a pawn shop.

[Bobbo]

Daddy, what's a buck and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you when you're older, son. Jason. An 11F. 150, 130 on the clock. Four wheel drive, six inch lift, 35 inch tires. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's in good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just.

[Caller]

It's. It's 2011.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city you be calling from?

[Caller]

It's in Magnolia, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Okay.

[Caller]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

1112. 1111 11. It's got 130 or 129 on it.

[Caller]

130.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are kind of slowing me down. What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, we have. We have a. A written offer for 14. That's. That's kind of where we're looking from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Caller]

Somewhere in that close range from Gullo.

[John Clay Wolf]

On trade?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think it's on trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They wouldn't buy it straight up for that. They're just showing a trade. But. But it may be better looking than what I'm imagining too. But you said it's cloth.

[Caller]

It's a really, really nice truck. It's a really, really nice truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you take the 14 and run like hell?

[Caller]

Well, we're having a problem finding a truck for my son. He's going to college, and I need to find a legitimate truck that will last, you know, another eight years. And I know 130,000 miles won't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he going to college?

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What college is he going to?

[Caller]

North Central Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that? I don't know. But the eight year plan is what I was on, so.

[Bobbo]

That's in Gainesville.

[Caller]

Bowie Yeah, I think Gainesville. Now he's going, he's going to play baseball, but I'm figuring it's gonna take him eight years to finish it.

[Bobbo]

What do they got up at nctc? Are they. Are they Bearcats or Eagles or what?

[Caller]

The Lion.

[Bobbo]

Lions. I should have known that that's my home. Community college.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's. Let's take a look at it. But you don't. You don't even know what it takes to buy it.

[Caller]

Well, I mean, I know. I know what the cash is different than straight. And I figure somewhere 12 and a half, 13 maybe. Yeah, because I know that I got to get them a good vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. I'll pay that if it's pretty. So go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say, talk to John on the radio. 12 and a half to 13 is what it takes. And they'll pull me down after the show and I'll go look at it.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody, this is Sebastian Bach from Skid Row. I went to North Central Texas College, too. Cafeteria food tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your impersonations are so out of left field. They're so bad, they're funny. Sebastian Bach from Skid row. Back to JD's top 10 list. We've only got two down. Indian food cooking and nudist lifestyle. Too close to elementary school. Top 10 reasons JD got kicked out of. Out of his. His house. That's why he's not here this week. Good morning. Who's this? Hey, hey, you're on the air. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Are you gonna help us with our list?

[Caller]

Yeah. Daddy Ryan fell off the wagon and threw one hell of a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fell off the wagon.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say constant rave party traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you an old listener in his book from way back?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this guy, he really hasn't drank. And how long has it been? Unless he's a closet alcoholic. I mean, there are closet cores out there.

[Bobbo]

Too long, partner.

[Hooter]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've all tried, Jim. We've tried to get him to drink with us. We've, like, really, like, put a lot of pressure on him and he just won't crack.

[Caller]

Get him on that boat and have him drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, 800, 800 radio. Top 10 reasons. We're riding it for our 10 o' clock bet. Why JD got kicked out of his house. Evicted, asked to leave. So we've Got three good ones. He fell off the wagon. He threw a hell of a party. What else you got? Bob Turley? Anything? Jd? JD in his.

[Caller]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He went on vacation instead of paying his rent. It's not very good, but it's probably true. I mean, the obvious one. He lost his job.

[Bobbo]

He'd rather fly down to the islands than pay his rent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he lost his job at Sea cvs, man, he's never going to take another day off. I just roasted his ass. Lost his job at cds. If you don't believe me, look at the newspaper.

[Bobbo]

And that's why I never take a week off from this program. I'd hear podcasts get all weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would. You'd flip out. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. You'd come back down here and get.

[Bobbo]

Ready to fight first thing, man. Sunday morning, you get that call? Hey, John, this is Bobo. Why y' all talk about me like that? You ever taste my chicken? It tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's dark outside. Well, hey, Bob, do you have your computer up? What's the weather in Houston? Is it bad? I mean, it's like thunders. The thunder. It's like Garth Brooks. The thunder rolls around here. And I'm sorry for the Garth Brooks reference, people. I really don't like him either.

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody, this is Garth Brooks. Don't miss my show in Las Vegas. Tracy's coming along. And we even got a magic dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sold out in Atlanta in like 45 minutes. They built another Jerry World in Atlanta.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mark, what you got? No, I don't want a boat. I have a boat. I'll trade a boat. What kind of boat you have?

[Caller]

2016 Blue Wave.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Blue Wave. Like a center console?

[Caller]

Yeah, center console.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the payoff on it?

[Caller]

345 is the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Repo man like knocking on your door? You like having to move it from dock to dock? Hiding it right now?

[Caller]

No, just in a bind and need to move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We JD's in a bind, too. Top 10 reasons Mark's boat's getting hooked. But we bought a car the other day and we. We were paying for it and the repo guy was like, trying to hook up to it and Uncle Roy had to, like, fight him off.

[Caller]

No, I hadn't got that bad yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it will, cuz nobody buys boats. So make a payment or lose it. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, I'm still making the payments on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, John, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good what you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Camaro SS. It's a Blu Ray. It's a 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a Blu Ray? Huh?

[Caller]

It was just kind of. It's kind of dark in color. The blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Like that dark midnight blue. I don't know what you want to.

[Bobbo]

Call Emmy award winner blue.

[Caller]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navy blue, Blu Ray. That's some wireless technology from yourself. Oh. Anyway, is it leather?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

22, 000, I believe. Just a little stick over that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top or soft top?

[Caller]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care if it's a hard top or a soft top. I want some hard rock right here. Def Leppard. I don't know. 24 grand? 25 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, that. That does it, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

That does it. You're easy, man. You're a lay down. Did you get pregnant at a young age?

[Caller]

No, no, not yet, but the weekend just started.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, just go to givemetheven.com and we've got one for you.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Got the weather here. The weatherman or the weather girl?

[Bobbo]

And now it's Bob Floyd with your Wolf show exclusive Skywatch weather forecast for the rest of the day. Sunny in Houston, high temperature right around 95. You know, heat index values that will make it feel more like 142 tonight, clear skies, a low temperature at 76. Sunshine Sunday and Monday, highs both days in the low 90s. Heat index values could feel as high as 1168 on Monday afternoon. A great way to start your work week. And Independence Day Tuesday. Don't blow yourself up. It's perfect weather. Sunshine and a high near 91. I'm Bu Floyd, and there's your Wolf show exclusive Skywatch weather forecast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, weatherman. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hannah. I didn't know Hannah was here. God, she's such a hus. Hannah, what are you doing? Hannah, where's J.D.

[Hooter]

We got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to go to break. We'll be right back. Hannah, stay around, okay?

[Hooter]

Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to hang tight or you going to be like the normal stripper where something take my shoes off works like herding cats. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Remember? Give me the vin.com. we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to Download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com gimmetheven.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Call at 800800 RADIO. At 800800 RADIO. That's 8008007234 or online at givemethevin.com every time we come back to the air, we're supposed to reintroduce the characters and reintroduce what we do. But I don't care about any of that. Hey, Turley, did Aaron get the posting for the give me the VIN guys on the Facebook page? Well, we have. I want him to start being the, the in house video man. We don't have complete approval from all parties. And I told him, I said get a sign off because I don't want anybody signing. Sue me. So did Rob Ball not approve? He kind of did. He kind of did. Well, here's the thing. He wants more material on there so that it's just not him getting his balls busted for weeks first. So which I was like, okay, that's understanding. Is there is a chance that Rob would just be getting busted all the time. Oh yeah, it probably. It could be just him up there. Yes, just Rob all the time. There's others. But we did have others that did not consist of consent to it with which is who he did not at all. And wish we recorded his not consent too because it was a blow up. It was great. Can we play it? No, because he does not consent to it. I'll take the position that we can play his non consent. We didn't record it because he was saying that right away. He was grabbing phones. It was, it was, it was quite impressive by really. Oh yeah. Hooter, if you're listening, come over and let's talk about your lack of consent for this new project. He's hiding something. I don't know what it is. Dig up his deal from a while back. We need, we need to, we need to reintroduce the Audience to who we can do it for next segment because it's very funny.

[Bobbo]

He's very calm all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until. Until he's not right. What we're talking about, boys and girls, is in our buyer's [e-mail]. there's a lot of people. It's a big bullpen trading desk. And we have a lot of comedians in there and they make fun of each other and bust each other's chops is what you say, Michael. So to the point of. There's a HR policy. Sign. You must sign when you enter the room. I. I created a document about, I don't know, six months ago making you sign your life away. If you want to work in there, then you. You have to. You subject yourself to extreme workplace environment. And if you don't like it, then we have another place for you to work. And one of them took us up on that option. He works in the other room, and that's fine. Good morning, John. There's. Hey. I'll be right there, baby. Good morning. What you. No, no, not. Hi.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

You got a 350Z?

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

2004. 2004.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

That's a 350Z turn package.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

163.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Hooter]

Ouch.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Donde esta? Where is it?

[Caller]

Coffee. Kaufman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kaufman. So it's Dallas. Fort Worthish.

[Caller]

Yes. East Texas. Near Terrell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand.

[Caller]

Rockwall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand. Those miles knock me out.

[Hooter]

Yeah, I know.

[Caller]

I know. Okay.

[Bobbo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing up so early on a Saturday when it's raining like this?

[Caller]

You should be driving to Canton.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should be in bed with your man.

[Caller]

You're right. But I'm driving to Canton.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in Canton?

[Caller]

First Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's today.

[Hooter]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

It's fine out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you selling anything?

[Caller]

No, I'm working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Henry Lewis I said hello and if I know you're coming to buy a car, I will meet you at one in the morning.

[Caller]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember those?

[Hooter]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Henry Lewis from Lewis Chevrolet in Canton, Texas.

[Caller]

Okay, Now, I do, but I have an. I have another car. Maybe the Dodge Ram Truck, 2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will meet you at one in the morning if I know you're coming to buy a car. So finally what happened was someone called him at one in the morning and he went up there and met him. And then his friend. Their friends went and robbed his house while they're doing it. That's too bad.

[Caller]

Oh, no. Well, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. What? What? We seen your. Your other car.

[Caller]

2007 Dodge Ram truck. That's a Hemi engine. It's just road. I think it's 100. 1,000. Just rode over 100 even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four door?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big wheels or the smaller wheels?

[Caller]

The big wheels. Well, 22. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 20s? Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's average. I mean it's coffee, but it's in good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a note against it or do you have a title?

[Caller]

No, I have titles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, honey, come over here. Have a seat in my lap. Let's talk. How. How is this truck as pretty as you are?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's black. It's nice. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound kind of white, not black.

[Caller]

No, no, I am white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But the truck's black.

[Caller]

Black truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, now I got it. No, Bobo, this isn't going to be your bucket list. 1. Well, does 6 grand buy it? What year is it?

[Caller]

2005? 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 6. 7 grand buy it? No.

[Hooter]

I have.

[Caller]

No. That doesn't sound like much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're. You're the. You're the flea market trade queen. What's it take to buy?

[Caller]

But I'm not going to give my truck away.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy? It's got a hundred thousand miles on it.

[Caller]

I know it does, but it's highway miles.

[Hooter]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take? You ask. I'm asking you a question. There's one answer and it's a dollar amount. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I don't even know what the truck is worth, to be honest with you. I was trying to get rid of the Nissan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call me back when you know. Honey, I want to buy.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. J.D. comment? Shane, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

So, J.D. right. And you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's gone. We don't know why he had to go move today. And we're writing a top 10 list of why JD got evicted from his house.

[Caller]

Okay? So I got one for you, all right? Cuz that the Department of Homeland Security has flagged him as being an Al Qaeda member and he's a terrorist. So they're having him on a watch list.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's not that far off, guys. Yeah, it's really not. Shane, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma city.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City. J.D. ryan now has fans in Oklahoma City. Whereas before he was just a local yokel alcoholic that carries wood. Wooden nickels that say 24 months of sobriety on them. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. you probably need to call in to defend yourself pretty quick. Hannah, I'm still gonna get to you. I haven't forgot about you. Whatever. We see you sitting there, I don't care. Hannah, will you go get me some coffee at Starbucks next door, please? Painting my fingernail. What do you charge? I mean, I know what you charge to do other things. What would you charge to make a coffee run? If I get fingernail polish in your coffee? No, I don't want it. Dangerous. What would you charge me to run and get me a. Get me a coffee. I do cheap, like 200. Okay. That'll work. Hand around and get us some coffee. I'll go get it in a sexy way. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. 800. 800 radio is the calling number. 800-800-7234 givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

We'Ll be back with more of the John Claywell show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the money. The John Clay Wolf Show. Call at 800 800-RADIO. At 800800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com Steve on the Beach. Galveston. Beautiful Galveston, Steve. What's the weather down there this morning? We're in Dallas.

[Caller]

What'd you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the weather on the coast, on the Texas coast this morning?

[Caller]

It's a little windy, but it's. It's clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see the sun? Oh, we're like storms up here. Nasty. What you got, man?

[Caller]

My girlfriend passed away and left me her car.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did she pass away?

[Caller]

Like a month ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she?

[Caller]

66.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Caller]

60.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you're 38. That's why I asked. Really? You're 60 years old? I mean, Bob, you agree? He doesn't. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Anyway, sorry about that. Did cancer get her?

[Caller]

No, she had a pulmonary embolism.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was a sudden, just drop dead deal.

[Caller]

No, she had a problem with her leg and had it amputated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And then it had problem with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still got her after that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Caller]

This car you got. Car's been garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me start. 12 Equinox. Is it four cylinder? Six.

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 2LT with cloth.

[Caller]

It's a LL.

[John Clay Wolf]

LL. No, they don't make a LLB.

[Caller]

I don't know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna bid it as a 1LT. And this is why we, after we get off the air, go to the website, givemetheven.com and lay the VIN number in and say. And in the info. So I talked to John about this one on the air, because that vin, our system will decode the VIN number and tell us exactly what we're looking at. A 40,000 miles. That right?

[Caller]

Four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, no, 47.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's, you know, right there at 10,000. Ten. Five. 10,000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll give 10,000 for it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and we can send a driver down to Galveston and pick it up and bring a check. Is the title made out to her?

[Caller]

Yes, but I just had it transferred to me. The car's been in the garage, and I'm fixing to go get it here once I get the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number in, and we'll. We'll start getting. We'll email you an official offer letter.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chad and Amarillo, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, wolf man?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. Just hanging. Hanging, hanging.

[Caller]

Well, all right. Hey, I know why J.D. got evicted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

Well, the landlord was tired of getting complaints from the neighbors about JD Running through the neighborhood with Randy. The chick stuck up his butt screaming, I'm Richard Gere. I'm Richard Gere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to dump that Chad, if you can imagine that. You know, we had you the whole time until you took Randy and put it inside JD that was when I lost. You can't do that.

[Caller]

That's why I got evicted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why. And I would. And I would have gotten evicted, too, if I'd have aired that.

[Hooter]

Help. Help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, are you there?

[Hooter]

That's not funny, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story? I Mean, did. Did you hook up with JD's old lady?

[Hooter]

No. That's ridiculous. What is she, 40ft high?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what people are saying. The reason that JD didn't get evicted, that his old lady kicked him out because you're coming in.

[Hooter]

It never worked, man. Anatomically speaking. Anyway, trying to come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Hooter]

She saw the kind of money I was gonna make on a Pacquiao fight. Now I'm talking about Cha Ching, baby. We've been having makeup relations, and I don't mean Mary Kay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you all. Are you all wore down from. From beating. From you and Sharonda? Rolling?

[Hooter]

No, that's my little solo. I'm tired, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's good.

[Hooter]

I mean, you know, my back and my knees. I'm not a spring kitmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is the Pacquiao deal right now?

[Hooter]

Yeah, like 12 to 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are you gonna bet on?

[Hooter]

I'm gonna bet on Pacquiao. Yeah, that's gonna be big money. We, like com to Daddy. Pacquiao's a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just old, but yeah. Hey, Randy, somebody's knocking at the front door. He might be Hannah with our coffees. We go see if she's there and let her in.

[Hooter]

I can't open the door or nothing. I can go look at her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go get somebody to open the door.

[Hooter]

He's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Go, go, go, go.

[Hooter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj. Good morning, DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K, everyone. What's up? Not much. Not much. We posted your picture on the JCW Facebook page last week and had a lot of it. Interesting comments. Oh, yeah, I was looking good, you know, retire. Hey, man, he was gonna hate. He is the widest black man alive that I've ever met. So we thought since JD's gone. What? Who's a better person today to read to. To be the host of the game show White, Black, Latina or other? Yes, sir. So tell me what you got. Well, I got some good ones for y' all today, but I'll go ahead and hit y' all with the best one. Okay, we got a woman in North Carolina who's five months pregnant, who found a man breaking into her SUV in a Walmart parking lot. Of course. So when she couldn't catch him, she jumped behind the wheel and ran him over. Wow. And the man was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, and he was charged with breaking and entering, larceny and damage to property. And the woman was charged with assault wounds with a deadly weapon. So do we have a white girl Black girl, Latina or other. Sounds pretty hot headed. Latinas get very passionate and hot headed. Yeah, like to the, to, to the extreme where they lose their mind and they would run over your ass in a heartbeat over, over anything. What kind of especially family related or property related kind of vehicle. I got it right here. It was a red orange Ford Explorer, just no question. And if it has a third row seat, then that even lays it out even more. Yeah, because the, the Hispanic community has larger families. Fact. And that's why these Explorers bring more money with third row seats. Because like the older ones that are five grand, they bring another thousand. They got third row seats because you can fit three more bambinos back there. So I'm gonna go Latina, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

You with me? I've sold it too. Well, you Turley, man. You know what?

[Bobbo]

Red orange, red orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cross the wrong red orange, you cross the wrong white girl though, she can go, she can go ghetto on you. Yeah, that sounds like a ghetto move from a white girl. Okay, but like a country five months.

[Bobbo]

Pregnant and still doing her own shopping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, that's a very good observation there, Bob. Yeah, that's a country girl right there. He's got the same red, orange, red orange Explorer. Go ahead, DJ Prek. I gotta tell you, Turley, you ride on the money. She was a country ass woman, white girl. She was quoted as saying I was not going to let him get away with it. It's not right and it's not fair. Thank you, DJ Prek. No problem, Tony. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, what's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just, just, just hanging, hanging, trying to get rolling. So we're.

[Caller]

Well, I just got off the phone with JD's landlord. Yeah, she said he kicking him out because he's a bad leg. Like hey, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, Kind of like. Do you remember the movie Kingpin with. Remember Kingpin the Bowler? And he was having a. He was sleeping with the landlady.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. Ball head Woody.

[Caller]

Yes, yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that what you're kind of. That, that's what you're saying is that was the deal with JD and his lady. Lady. All right.

[Caller]

Absolutely. He's getting too old, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not, he's not living perform for the landlady. We have to figure out a nice way to put that into words, Bob. JD's getting kicked out of his, of his home because the landlady, he is not pleasing the landlady anymore in bed. Or as, as they would say on A the Dating Game. Whoopee. No, no. What was that show with Bobby Banks? When you're doing whoopee whoopee match something.

[Bobbo]

What's the strangest place you've ever made whoopee?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. What was that? It was. It was a marriage show. New Newlywed game. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have got a heart out right now. Tom. Good morning. A 12 Ram Gas 3400. It's a three quarter ton. 34,000 miles. It's. It's gas, not leather, not diesel. Right?

[Caller]

Right. It's a 57 hemi average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher clean. Come back just 20 grand buying.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

20. Hey, I've got to go. I. I got to go out right now. Go to givemetheven.com go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. The system will bid it automatically and then we'll come back and confirm with a hard email. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air right here. Be right back. Oh, barracuda. The John Clay Wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid so call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online. When do you think the last time sweetly by Black Sabbath was played in Austin, Texas on kvet? Hit country.

[Bobbo]

Hey everybody, this is Ozzy Osborne and I sold my car to. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S very nice of you. You did good. We always appreciate you. John. A 16/2 ton Silverado Chevy. Is it a LT1, 2 or 3 or LTZ?

[Caller]

It's the HD 2500. It's the work truck edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. If it's the work truck, I have a lot of questions on what levels of the black grill, the chrome grill, which wheel, this. I need some pictures because I can lose my butt on that thing or I can make it work. And I got to see it. Scott, good morning. You're on the air. 800800 radios to call in number 800-800-7234. Scott, what you got? Scott, before you say. What you got before you say the show.

[Caller]

But I did find out why he got kicked out of his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why JD Got kicked out of his house. Now hold on, Scott, I don't want to dump you, okay? Do you know what that means? Okay? Because what I'm seeing on the board here, I would have to dump you.

[Caller]

Well, I'll try to civilize.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. What if I take what you're trying to say and I do it myself. That way I know I stay between the lines.

[Caller]

That's what you prefer?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would prefer to not get in trouble. I've had enough trouble this week. We had problem with the Bill Cosby bit last week, you know, I don't need another problem. So you're saying the reason that JD got kicked out of his his house is because he was training animals to lick peanut butter off of him?

[Caller]

Yes, it was a two pronged reason. They were in short supplies of peanut butter since he moved in and all the neighborhood animals started attacking everybody. Private.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott from Oklahoma. Thank you, Scott. That's a gets a good top 10 winner.

[Bobbo]

Good way to go. Save it for the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, what you got? Hey, I'm calling from the north of Arkansas and you're always talking about how Arkansas doesn't give you any business. Yes, like Oklahoma and Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Well, on the, on the keg, we come on at nine and I know you've been on an hour before that, right? And it goes. Okay, this is sponsored by GoWolf.com LLC.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says. It says that on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, it says it on the air at 9 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's stupid.

[Caller]

This program. And then it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it doesn't all that. Oh God.

[Caller]

And then it says, then it goes either the dead airspace for and we just now come on the air or play some old rock and roll music, you know, but I'd rather hear about Reba McIntyre or Randy the Squirrel or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you do me a favor and.

[Caller]

Call on your front porch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, I hear you. Will you call the program Monday up there? Call the keg and tell them what you're. What you're telling me. It's better when it comes from y'. All. Anybody that wants more hours of the show on their station are complaining like what. What he's talking about or if you want to brag on us, call the program directors at the stations. They listen to y' all when I call them, they think I make it up. I get emails all day long. I get emails all day long from listeners, fans and all that stuff. Why don't we have our number four? Where's this? Where's that? We want more of this. And when I try, when I'm sitting in meetings and telling these programmers, when I'm sitting, when I'm telling them the feedback I get from the fans, they look at me like I made it all up, like I'm a Martian.

[Caller]

I'm like, yeah, I've been listening to you for last. Like, I'd say I don't know how long you've been on kk, but I happened to turn it on one day, and I've been listening, seems like for about three years now. Two and a half. Three years. Every day, Every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It hadn't been that long. But we. We're sticky like that. When people give us a minute and we creep up on them, then they're stuck. And that's what I've noticed. Our fan base just grows from people that accidentally walk into the bar. You know, they're like, what's this place? Oh, my God. This is my. My new favorite bar. Thank you for calling. Lewis. Good morning. You're on the air. Lewis.

[Caller]

Yes, hi. I just want to listen, tell y' all I said hello, and y' all real funny. So I did this last time, so I'm listening again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Louis. That doesn't sound like a Louis. It sounds like a Louise.

[Bobbo]

Where was Louise calling from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Louise? Lewis, I mean, what's the thing about. It's kind of like Pat from Saturday Night Live.

[Bobbo]

You know what cross Canadian said about those boys from Oklahoma?

[John Clay Wolf]

They roll their joints.

[Bobbo]

All right, you want to know about the boys in Arkansas, especially the ones in radio. Yeah, they bring their joints to work and obviously can't run the board and obviously aren't listening for cues and anticipating, you know, the syndication coming on the air, because they just gotta hear Sweet Leaf, man, before we get started. I'm not right without my Sabbath in the morning, man. Yeah, those boys from Arkansas bring their joints to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you would know, Bobbo, because I think you spent about 10 years in Wichita Falls stoned on the air, from what I've heard.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know. I taught a class.

[Caller]

IT man.

[Bobbo]

I mean, stoned radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They stoned radio don't ever touch this button. Yeah, and they said that you were bad about not showing up for remotes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, whatever. I showed up for the paid ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they. Lindy told me, he said, you know, there was a time like this. The remote car, the station car, you had the keys, you had all the gear, and you wouldn't answer the phone. And they had to go over to your house, damn near bang the door in and drag you out. And you had a bunch of hookers in there, and they, like, wrestled you down and got the keys out and went on and did the. Did the event without you.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's just a Lindy Power story.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. It's not true.

[Bobbo]

He likes to tell stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Hell, no, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Look where I am today. Man, would I be here if that ever happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

What a. Yeah, we. We. We have a very low HR policy here.

[Bobbo]

A bunch of hillbillies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hi. What you got? Yeah, Oklahoma.

[Caller]

I've got a 2014 GMC Acadia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, cloth, leather, sunroof, heated and cooled sunroof?

[Caller]

No, but it has nav DVD.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Metallic gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 14. With how many miles?

[Caller]

88.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's kind of Miley. 10,000. Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No, I couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? What's your payoff?

[Caller]

My payoff's, like, close to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, and this is why we can't ever get anything. I think the people in Oklahoma are more upside down. Seriously. I'm not kidding.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you borrow the money from an Indian credit union?

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you borrow the money from one of those Indian credit unions?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they'll get you good. They're still. They still have a chip on their shoulder. That's what that 50 cents a hand tax is up there on the Indian casinos. It's. It's just. They're just gouging us back. They're mad about what happened, you know, back in the day. I don't blame them. I don't blame them a bit. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we.

[Bobbo]

When we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, bring me. Hannah is in here. Hannah, bring my coffee. Honey, you look great today. Thank you, John. You're so welcome. I feel good. How was your night last night? I always like hearing. I love hearing your work stories. I had to get up and go and buy a frozen Cinnabon. Do I really have to pay you $200 for getting our coffee? Yeah. You haven't danced for me or anything. I'll dance later. Okay. Like when? Anytime. But you always scramble out of here. You always say that, and then you leave. You got the big table. I know, but it's so, like, not private in here.

[Bobbo]

Well, Charlie and Bubba look at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are any.

[Hooter]

Where's J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S what we're trying to figure out is where is J.D. what is J.D. he's moving today. And we have a top 10 reasons that he's. He got evicted from his house. Because I owe him fifteen hundred dollars. Oh. I had to buy new shoes. He's been paying Hannah. Is it the first time he's loaned you some scratch? He told me not to say. Well, tell me about it. I mean, it's just between us. We're not going to tell anybody. Well, it's always for work and I think he can write it off. I had to buy a new. A new dress? Yeah. Last week. Yeah. The blue one? Yeah, J.D. bought me that. And I needed new tires on my porta. And JD, that was nineteen hundred dollars. But I'm paying him by. So how much is JD into you for? Are you in him for like 38? 38 what?

[Hooter]

Thousand. It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now we're getting down to the nitty gritty of why JD's having to move. I can make that in two weeks. Well, you need to get him paid back cuz you're choking him out. I know, cuz me and JD are going to Vegas. When? Next week. Oh jeez. You and JD are going to Vegas? Yeah, Tuesday to Friday. We're going to have a ball. Roll those bones. It's all making sense. 7 Canal 11. JD. He plays craps like a wild man. He can roll 7, 7, 7, 7. It's amazing. Was JD with you last night at work? Yeah, he never misses a Friday night. Does he have his girlfriend with him? What? Does JD bring his girlfriend with him? He never mentioned a girlfriend. He's a girlfriend. She's got a living girlfriend. Yeah, a living. You don't. Oh my God. What? I'm not going to pay him. Howard, good morning, you're on the air. Howard, Buick. Howard. Howard with the Buick. Oklahoma. Howard going once, Howard going twice. Do you have that sell that be drop? Howard. Howard.

[Bobbo]

Rebel base, this is Red 5.

[Caller]

We lost Howard.

[Bobbo]

Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Who this be?

[Caller]

1999 Mitsubishi Mirage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. Johnny Cash. Mark with an 05F150 lariat. Does it really have 21,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Where this be? Where? What city? Mark, is something wrong with my phone? Mark, what city are you in? Mark, it's you, it's not me. I hear you like screwing around with the phone. I'm gonna put you back on hold. Gather your thoughts. I want to buy it. I like the miles, Michael. An 09 Lexus GS 350 with 100 on it. What color black is this? Seven grand.

[Bobbo]

Not close.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not that far off. Let's. Let's be real. I mean, I'm. I Agree. I'm low. What? What, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

115.

[John Clay Wolf]

09. Let me look it up. Will 10 buy it?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I'm. That I'm not to look it up. I refuse. I'm not going to waste my time. It's too. It's too high. 10 might be right, but 115 is not damn high. Oh, now he's got me wondering. I am going to look it up. I'm trying to. To retrain my listeners, but now they're training me. Let's see.

[Caller]

Got everything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What, what, what color?

[Caller]

You said black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it have navigation? It's got everything. Just got navigation.

[Caller]

Got Navideck navigation, DVD headlights.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 10 grand. I'll give 10 grand. I'll give 10 grand. I'll Give 10 grand. 10,000. And you live in Fort Worth, so I mean, I can give you a check. Like now why don't you come up here and get on the radio with us and like be like the Ed McMahon deal where you get your check on. On TV.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check's not big enough. Wow. Are you gonna drive a hard line? And because right now, here's what we've got. I've still got my money and you've still got your car. And tomorrow you'll still have I. You'll still have your car and I'll still have my money. I'm trying to give you my money. Remember this, buddy? Remember this, buddy? I'm the customer. I'm the customer. I'm the customer. You got to treat the customer better than this. You're treating the customer badly. That's what everybody here's got to remember. I'm the one that's paying. I got this wrong. We got to get. We got to reestablish hand in this relationship, Bob.

[Bobbo]

And the customer is always right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 10. Five mike.

[Caller]

Not enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, you can take that car, shove it. You can take that car, put it where the sun don't shine. You can take that car, put it where Randy Squirrel went. Oh, wait, what, what happened? Go take this job and shove it. 800, 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. Mark, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An 05F150 crew cab with 21,000 miles, right?

[Caller]

Yes, original.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see a weird zip code. So you're up on the east coast somewhere.

[Caller]

What city just outside of Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philadelphia. The reason it only has 21,000 miles is because you can't Drive in Philly because all the cars are stopped because the traffic's so bad. Because everybody is high on drugs and angry. Wow. No, I mean, it's Satan. It's been sitting in traffic since 2005 and it's got 21,000 miles on it. Okay. Does it have rust? Did you get rust while you were sitting there waiting in the traffic?

[Caller]

None.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good.

[Caller]

Heated garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the car. It sounds beautiful. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

05. Does 10,000 buy it? Tell me no because I want to give more.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hooter]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, don't be stupid, though. Let's, let's, let's stay in between the lines. Let's not get dream boaty. Does 11 buy it?

[Caller]

They're more like 13ish.

[Hooter]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'll probably buy it. 12, 5. 1312. How long would it take you to drive to Manhattan, Pennsylvania?

[Caller]

An hour and 45 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Because the traffic's so bad where you are when we're negotiating this deal, it's you delivering it, not us coming to get it. Oh, okay. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Right. It takes 13 grand. Talk to John on the air. He said show this to him. Get us some pictures. I'll call you back after the show.

[Caller]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-Radio. Are we out of time? Yes, we're always out of time. Jason. What kind of advice do you want?

[Caller]

Hey, John, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Good.

[Caller]

I was calling my. My daughter. She's a of age to drive now, and I was just wondering what I need to be looking for out there. You know, I think you need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be looking for a funny guy, kind of fat, because he'll appreciate her more. A guy that's not. He's not as good looking as she is and he'll treat her better and he'll buy that car. That the advice I'm saying is get her the right man and he'll buy the car and get her off you.

[Caller]

Well, you see, I need to have good advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. 800-800-Radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air and give relationship advice. Us. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-72-34, or [e-mail] Won't you just come, come, come, come. Paul Harvey, Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody. This Janis Joplin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caleb. Good morning. Caleb, you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 GMC Sierra with leather. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not have a sunroof, but it's loaded with navigation, leather seats. It's that silver metallic, 22 inch fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rims, 6 inch lift. What size tires? 35s.

[Caller]

I have 305s on there right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a German and I don't do metrics. Is it 35s? Give me, just give me close on the size. Is it like a 35 or a 38? That's redneck tire sizes for off roaders.

[Caller]

I, I, yesterday I actually went to go get some 37s put on there, but they said it wouldn't fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say would that clear? So it a 35 will clear it. Okay, it's a 14 with a lift. As if the big back door or the small back door.

[Caller]

It has the big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a crazy. Does 25 grand buy it?

[Caller]

I don't know about 25 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

26 grand is 27 grand. What buys it? I want to buy it.

[Caller]

I'm more in the 30s if you can come in the 30s.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they'll start with a 30 because I bought one just like this, just like this last week for 30,000. Same thing, except mine was an LT with no nav. I mean, with no roof. This is SLT. Okay, do this Caleb, work close. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let me bust the VIN number and let me see a picture. And if 30,000 or 31,000 will buy it, I'll damn sure try to get it bought. And do me this favor, do not drive that thing this weekend and take it into 60,000 miles. I see. It's got 59 on it when you click over.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you click it into 60, it's going to cost you a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Jesse. 06F150 with 114. Two door. So it's just a regular two door truck?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it XLT or XL?

[Caller]

It's a. It's a basic work charge like an XLP.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say four grand off the top of my head. I need to look at it though and go to givemetheven.com and send me the pictures and the VIN number. All right.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paul Harvey. You know you've been dead for a while.

[Bobbo]

Is that. Is that factual?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. You remember that super bowl commercial you did a few years ago that really brought you back into the limelight for Dodge trucks?

[Bobbo]

People love the turn of the phrase.

[John Clay Wolf]

What phrase?

[Bobbo]

Any phrase. Okay, done in the established. Paul Harvey delivery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, catch us up on the weather. What's going on in town? Texas. On the weather right now.

[Bobbo]

When broadcasting Texas weather on a national basis, you may have noticed from CNN to the Weather Channel and beyond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You only do Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston because people in Amarillo don't have television sets yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Paul.

[Bobbo]

Page two. Those in the Houston area today will see partly sunny skies, cloudy by mid evening with a high temperature at 93. Heat index values will feel more like 149 in Dallas Fort Worth as well as Philadelphia. Light showers, cloudy skies, perhaps a thunderstorm or 3 with a high temperature near 92. San Antonio, despite any weather or meteorological occurrence will be fiesta time. Los vatos con races, mi amigos, un senoritas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will the heat index and stuff? San Antonio be?

[Bobbo]

138.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Depending on whether you prefer mild or verde salsa. Have a Corona on me. This bud's for you. Paul Harvey. Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good day, Paul. Thank you very much. Nicole. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Good morning. Get pre K in here, will you? Bob, what you got? Nicole, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston. I have a 2008 Toyota Highlander.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? No, but it's leather.

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We upgraded to leather and it has160,000 miles. Is that the first year of the new body or the last year of the old body? I can't remember.

[Caller]

First year of newbody or last year of old body? I Think it's all body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's new body. Is it that little?

[Caller]

It might be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that little toy looking thing or does it kind of look like it's real?

[Caller]

Looks like it's real. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know what I'm saying, don't you? I think you do. I think you do know. Does it look like it should say key on the front of it or does it look like a real car? Because when they change the body style and the Highlander, they went from like, what the hell is this? To, hey, this is pretty cool.

[Bobbo]

Does it look real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look real? Nicole? Nicole, are you real?

[Caller]

I think it looks real.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say four grand if it's the little three grand if it's the little junker and like six grand if it's a good one.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Hooter]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's a big difference between real and not real. It's like a. It's like natural boobs, you know, There's. There's just a big difference. There's a big difference. 8008-007238-00800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I try to buy cars on the radio when I'm not cutting up. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

Givein.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com it's so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail] I'm gonna say this is the best door song. That's not the most popular song. Alvin and the Chipmunks. Oh, baby, it's raining.

[Hooter]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were in here. I didn't even know you were mic'd up you little.

[Hooter]

I stand out here with my friend Rusty. We got high, I heard doors. I come a running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Hooter]

It's rock and roll, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks, Rusty.

[Hooter]

Do it, Robbie. Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it roll you well, you can play, you can sing the chorus. In a minute, Scott. A 2015 Crewmax cloth was 17, 000 miles. Worth about 28,000, 27,000. You there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chuck. A 15, 13 GT hard top stick with 68, 000 miles leather in Houston. Average rough or clean, mid teens. 15, 14, 13. 13, 13 would be my number off the top of my head. Will you go loaded into givemetheven.com so we can send you an email, offer letters?

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geronimo 15 diesel, white cloth, 30, 000 miles. Dodge, is it SLT?

[Caller]

It's a SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

With those miles I sold a 10,000 mile 17 for 38. This car is going to be worth 30, 31, maybe 32.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the vin.com, load it up, we'll buy it. 09 Tahoe, gas buck 28. 09 Tahoe. Darren. What? It's cloth, though, right?

[Caller]

Say again.

[John Clay Wolf]

This Tahoe's cloth, correct?

[Caller]

Yes, it is. Nice shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but is it cloth leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Oh, leather. Le.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 10 grand. Nine to 10 grand.

[Caller]

All right. No, I took a stab on that one. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I don't know what that means. Ron. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Ron. Is this Ron Flurry?

[Caller]

John? It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's my. It's my Ron used to call into the show 10 years ago. All right, Back in the day, the raging Cajun from Menden, Louisiana. Ron Flurry, everybody, when you give him a round of applause. It's been a long time, Ron. How many years have we been doing. Doing business together?

[Caller]

Long time, John. 20, 15 or 20, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long time.

[Caller]

Yeah, 20. Yeah, 20, 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

It started with old Philip Curtis down there at the Chevy store. That's how you and I crossed, right?

[Caller]

The Cam Burnham Chevrolet. That's exactly right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was lazy. But was he a drunk?

[Bobbo]

What is that supposed to be?

[Caller]

No, he was not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Because he was lazy, remember?

[Caller]

And he still ain't. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you will.

[Hooter]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

On the board Here, it says 12 Audi A8, leather, roof damp. Is it A8? I needed A8 or R8.

[Caller]

I need advice this morning, like apple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? What, what, what? What advice would you like here on the free advice hotline?

[Caller]

All right, here's the deal, John. It's a 12, a 8, 46, 000 miles baby doll rig. But the title is branded with a lemon law buyback from four years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Is it. Is it the quattro L?

[Caller]

No. 4.2 L. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the V8. It's not the 12 cylinder or 10 cylinder, whatever. Correct.

[Caller]

Okay, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 40000 miles on it. They met. There's an Audi that drive. Driving the road in the. In the state of Louisiana. I didn't realize it. I didn't realize y' all come that far.

[Caller]

Shoot, we're not just Kia folks down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got a $27,000 car that has a lemon law, right?

[Caller]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is 27 about what you figured it would be worth without the story?

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're good.

[Caller]

So my question is, what do you do because of the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bust that bitch back. Heavy duty. Heavy duty, not salvage title.

[Caller]

Half throttle like a recon, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's about there, you know, half throttle like a recon. So. So, boys and girls, what we're talking about is when we're bidding a recon title car, we cut them in right in the gut, right in the half. If it's worth $20,000, we offer them 10. If it's worth $40,000, we offer them 18. You know, I mean, Ron is a back. You could cut them in. I don't think it's a half. I think you hit them in half out of the gate and then you work your way up. I think the bring money with the lemon law buyback's 20,000. Are you there?

[Hooter]

Can.

[Caller]

Can I sell it? If I sell it to you, could you sell it work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We gotta announce it though, right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The more expensive they are, the harder they are to move. But yeah, we can sell it. Do we? What's it take to buy it? Do we know?

[Caller]

No, I don't know yet. Work on that pages trying trade at the Audi store. That kind of deal, they don't want to mess with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hit them at. Hit him at. Hit him at 15 grand.

[Hooter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let's. If we get it, I'll send it up here to Dallas. I'll get it sold for us.

[Caller]

That sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Bobbo]

Ron, you know, he just got himself into a vehicle, but usually the first thing to do would be to sell it to JD800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-72348. 800 radio. We have hooter. Can I call you Hooter? You can. Okay. Hooter. I was trying to figure out what Name to go with. And what's ironic is we have DJ Pre K right next to you. See, DJ Pre K is our in house. White black guy. Good morning, D.J. what up? And Hooter, back in the day, not so much in high school, little after high school, he was a white black guy from Not. Not hard. All the way. Way more. In your mind, you weren't wearing the bad garb, were you? For about six months.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I went through a little phase. I got a little confused. But yeah, yeah, I had my time. Yeah, it was good. It was a good time. Hooter is a [e-mail]. he's, he's. He's one of the longest employees. I think you were the third buyer we hired. Yeah, yeah, he's been a long time. And we were talking about doing some like skits around the office. We have a lot of personal personalities in the buyer's office. We've grown a lot lately. We have a lot of different people and angry women and funny guys and people like Renee and Todd. And there's just a lot of wild personalities. And we wanted to have somebody film them and start putting them on the Facebook page.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I heard that you had some pushback on this topic. A little, yeah. A little. So Aaron's bringing. This is one of the buyers. Aaron was the one that has been recording certain things. So video, video of it. And he showed me something yesterday I really liked and it gave me the idea. I'm like, put that on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Because this could get real funny real fast. Yeah. Cuz one of our buyers, Rob, has a neck brace on. And of course, just that leads to everything. Right. I mean, just. They just start whacking him on why he's got a neck brace. And most of it is alternative lifestyle innuendo. Yes, yes. So Aaron then was wanting to post and we're like, oh, you got to get permission. Well, I told Aaron, I said, I want everybody to be okay. Yes. Because Rob's sensitive. Yeah, Rob is the one when we did the waiver and had everybody sign it. And if you, if you're uncomfortable in this environment with curse words and a lot of chop busting, we'll say, then we go sit in the other room. And Rob's the only one that took us up on that, remember? Yeah, yeah. He bolted pretty quick. Yeah, yeah. It took about 24 hours before he decided to go inside. Well, so. So we're gonna post this. And Aaron's talking about recording more bits. Well, Then that's when Hoot stood up out of his cubicle and just gave that glare. Because you just. You don't want to be recorded anything, correct?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess I'm just a little private in that way. I don't like. It's. You don't want your kids to see where you work? Well, yeah, that's fine. I mean, there's a certain side of.

[Caller]

The business that I would like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

To see, but there's a darker underbelly.

[Caller]

That I just Soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

For new listeners out there. For new listeners out there. About a year ago. So we make these deals with the people on the website, right? And we send people out to pick up their cars. And we give you our word. You give us your word. And there's a lot of handshake that is honor, if you can believe it. In this day and age, actually, people giving each other their word. I give my word. I'm going to give 20,000. You give your word that I'm going to send somebody 400 miles to go pick up your car, and you're not going to screw us around and you're telling us, right? Anyway, Hooter. Here's Hooter getting upset about a deal that unwound about a year ago.

[Caller]

All right, well, you have a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What she doing?

[Caller]

Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this man? God me done. I'm done for the date. I can't take another.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it? Greg.

[Caller]

Came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger he's gonna deliver today at 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Text him.

[Caller]

Called him twice and then call him the third time. And he's in the. Didn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback, you know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer the phone because he's more of a. Than his wife, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did he do? Did he sell him somewhere else? Oh, just decided to.

[Caller]

To sell another car. And by then I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this, right? You know, go, oh, hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there. So I was like, fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, you know, it's been nice.

[Caller]

For you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day. You know what I mean? What the man. God, I hate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate people.

[Caller]

Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how it feels, man.

[Caller]

It's just been happening off okay. Or all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Hooter moment here. It really was not my, my finest moment. Don't even sound like me. When you get that torqued up and you release like that. Well, what's going on in your head, cuz you're a calm guy. I, I, I don't know. It's, it's more of an emotional reaction. It's knee jerk. You know, it's, it's straight from the heart, basically. It's exactly how I'm feeling at that moment. That's what we need. We need to record that. Who? It's gold. Who? We need you, man. DJ Pre K. Don't you think so? Yeah, man. That sounded pretty thug life to me. You know, I was feeling real thuggish at that moment, but, you know, it was, I don't even remember half of it. It's like I blacked out, you know, I became someone. It doesn't even sound like that. A year ago on the air and she really got a kick out. She loved it, actually. Yeah, her and her sister just, they.

[Caller]

Got the biggest kick at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't think, do you think that it's, everybody's gonna let us film, or do you think that that's gonna be an obstacle? Is it gonna be an obstacle for you? Are you gonna be able to get over this or is this something you're not gonna get over? You know, I will, I will play, John. It's just, I will, I will play, you know, if you ask me to.

[Caller]

I will do it. I will do it as best I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I can say. Here's what we'll give you, is final cut. If there's anything that before we post it up, you'll get a chance to look at it. Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Hooter]

That sounds good.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for joining us here. Well, I appreciate it. It's always good to see. Buy some cars. Yeah, go buy some cars. Give metheven.com main buyer, Hooter Belmont, everybody. 2012 Camaro. Is it a 8 or a 6 cylinder, Charles?

[Caller]

It's a V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

V8. SS leather roof. What color?

[Caller]

It's the exterior. It's the black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got, I got 10 seconds before I'm out. What color is it? It's black. Okay. Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then go to givemethe vin.com and load it up. Let's see if I'll give it 800-800-723-48800 radio. Be right back. Oh, mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the Law Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have barren Law. The john clay wolf show phone bill is currently paid. So call at 800-800-radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemetheven.com. Since JD's gone today, Antonio Romo, Tony Romo's dad's gonna come in and do the top 10 attendees. Good morning Ramirez.

[Bobbo]

Antonio is my son Chuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning Chuck in New Jersey. You there? Yeah. 92 Sonoma. Hey, 92 Sonoma with 120 on it. Is it a Typhoon or something?

[Caller]

It's a Sonoma gt. It's a Typhoon's little brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't enough for me. That thing. You're up there in New Jersey, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotta have rust. It's just gotta have rust. It's a 92.

[Caller]

It was a garage cup. It was in a collection of 17 vehicles. The owner passed away, went to auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

I picked it up. What'd you Pay?

[Caller]

I paid 7, 500 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I don't know the Typhoons I know, but that one I don't know.

[Caller]

And I just see next year the central port. First year central Ford fuel injection and it's got 200 horse, 260 foot pounds of torque.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's so. It really is fast. I. I know it won't make it.

[Caller]

355 rivers in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you but it's still 92 Sonoma. If it was a Typhoon, I would like it more. Do we have that deal about rice burners? That's in the audio clip of the week. Yeah. Okay, that's funny. We'll get to that in a minute. We need to do the top 10 at 10. JD is out today and we. He's moving because he, he lost his lease. So he's going to be. Is Romero here? Yeah, he'll be here in a second. Hang on. I want to grab this call real quick. Good morning John, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey man, I've been listening to KVET for years. Where you guys been hiding? I really enjoy the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're talking about Austin. We've been up in Dallas. We were out in Austin about five years ago until the station died.

[Caller]

I just want to let you guys. Oh yeah, I just wanted to let you, let you guys know you're doing a great job. I enjoyed listening.

[Bobbo]

Well, good deal.

[Caller]

Something to do in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Romero.

[Bobbo]

I don't like to go to Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you more of a San Antonio kind of guy?

[Bobbo]

Years ago, in 2004, they tried to start an expansion team in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

A what?

[Bobbo]

The Austin Liberals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Expansion.

[Bobbo]

Expansion.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Austin Liberals.

[Bobbo]

Jason on the call. Antonio, my son, number nine, quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is an NFL expansion team?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the mascot was going to be the Liberals.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

The Austrian Liberals.

[Hooter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They're handled. Had a picture of Billy Clinton on the side. And I offered Antonio $49,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's not a lot for three years. No. It's not enough to leave the Cowboys back there.

[Bobbo]

This is a lot of football for three years. $49,000 doesn't even buy a wife like his lovely Candice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not for a month.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry to hear about your friend, a jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So? Well, we don't know where he is. There's his chair. It's just empty. It's like he passed away. This is what it'll be like when JD dies of old age. He'll just be. We'll just leave his chair there, just empty. And we'll have that cross hanging from his microphone like there is now.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to say anything because, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I hear these stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of stories?

[Bobbo]

About the old days. How he was crazy. Oh, yeah, it's Luke Goldie in his cabase.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's been around for a long time. JD Ryan's been on the air for like 40 years.

[Bobbo]

You know this is not his real name.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

His real name is Sandra. Yes. He's Greek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's Greek.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. Brother of mine didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

You can't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Anyway, the top 10 at 10 today is you. You prepared a list for us and the listeners helped us during the first few hours to listen. Why? J.D. lost his lease and he's having to move today.

[Bobbo]

I will use my announcer voice now. Okay, now here are the top 10 reasons JD Ryan is being evicted from his home. Number 10, the constant smells of Indian cooking infuriates his Caucasian landlord. Number nine is a new distance. Lifestyle is illegal in a home located across the street from a public elementary school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

A number Ocho or forgive me, Number eight. After falling off the wagon, he threw a killer rave party, causing $80,000 worth of property damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be one way to lose your lease.

[Bobbo]

It's probably true. Number seven, the Department of Homeland Security has flagged him as a likely Islamist extremist. Yes. Number six, he rather fly to the tropics for Lavish vacations than pay his damned rent. Or number cinco though. Pardon me. Number five, his old lady caught him getting a private dance from Hannah the stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's not leaving, but he is. You think?

[Bobbo]

Yes. She's moving picante.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Number four, the landlady says he's no fun in the sack anymore. Number three, his living girlfriend has fallen in love with her secret crush, Randy the Chipmunk. Number two, the fact that he owns three cars, a motorhome, two boats and an ultralight aircraft make it impossible for anyone else on the block to park their cars. And the number one reason J.D. ryan is probably been evicted from his home for the countless time in five years. Once again, he's lost another radio job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

Poor JD Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's always good. It's always, always. We love your. Your look on things. Jeremiah. Where are you calling from? I see a weird area code. New Orleans. Nolan's. Nolan's a 14 Toyota Tacoma Sport. 37, 000 mile, four wheel drive, gas, double cat cab. Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 20 grand.

[Caller]

No, I gotta be more than that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How much is it?

[Caller]

I. I was thinking maybe around 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy. I think I can make that work. We. You go to give me the vin.com and load it up and let me take a look at it and pull the VIN number and verify and I'll email you a verification.

[Caller]

Roger that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Brett, good morning. Speaking of New Orleans.

[Caller]

Hey, what's. What's happening, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Haven't talked to you in a while. Have you been.

[Caller]

Man, I tell you we had a great closeout yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, the end of the month I caught.

[Caller]

I do have a car to run by you but I got. I got a story for these actually for car people and non core people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Can you got time to hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Is Brett the Porsche dealer in Baton Rouge?

[Caller]

It's a great. I mean it's actually a great car store. Yesterday, 8:30 in the morning, we had a customer show up at the dealership. We've been working him for a while, a long time. He. We can't get to the payment that he says he wants to be at. He wants more for his trade, you know, typical and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

So before the salesman comes back in, he leaves. Says he got to go to a doctor's appointment. If we can get to the payment, he's coming back to buy the call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

So Chad, I wait for Chad to come in. Chad Comes in and we say, man, let's go ahead and bull Barry up in the trade. We'll give him everything he wants. He comes in and he wants. He gets all the way the business office and he, he wants us to throw in two free products, Tire and wheel and Audi care.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this guy is. He's a. He's a grinder. We call this guy a grinder.

[Caller]

He's a horse. He's a. He's a true horse trader. So he, he leave. So we say, we can't do it. I mean, we've already done as much as we can, you know. So he leaves. The wife calls back. Now she wants to negotiate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, wow.

[Caller]

And. And I said, look, I can't do it. Sorry. If you want. If you want the car, it's here. So later on that afternoon, they call the salesperson. And we were working a deal on that car at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the one that he was buying that he wanted. Yeah.

[Caller]

The car got sold. The car got sold out from under it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's wonderful. I. I'm gonna clap.

[Caller]

He called back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Caller]

He called back and committed and it got sold out from under.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now he is fit to be tied.

[Caller]

For the people that don't think that it happens. It does happen more on used cars and new cars, but that was actually a new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the fact that he had his old lady call in to try to close y' all down.

[Caller]

Yeah. One more thing. A few weeks ago, I called in, I said, my Porsche manager knows how to bury up and trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

I think me, I told. A few weeks ago, I told you that my Porsche manager knows how to bury up and trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Me and Chad outdid him yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, What'd you do?

[Caller]

We just. We had a. We did eight new cars yesterday and we put too much in almost every trade now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see. Do you have an 11? 911 with a thousand miles on it.

[Caller]

1200 miles in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which 911 is it? Which version? It's the S. Two wheel drive or four wheel?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a C2S. It's a 2011 with zero miles on it. Do you remember what MSRP was? It's like one 112 or 120 probably, yeah.

[Caller]

Are y' all gonna keep it right up your alley?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is. It is up my alley. So we gotta. Is it convertible or hard top?

[Caller]

Convertible.

[Hooter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's pdk, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

You know what, John? You always ask me that, and I just tell You. It's a good color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's not a bad color. All right?

[Caller]

I mean, not a bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11 convert Carrera S with a thousand miles on it. You're probably going to get it sold now that we're on the radio and bragging about it. And I'm going to lose it. But is it like 60 grand?

[Caller]

I don't know. When you get off the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. Thanks for calling. Brett from Baton Rouge. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. A10 Corolla S. Not a Porsche, not 11S, but a Corolla S. Rudy from Houston, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean on the Corolla S with 91,000 miles average. Does 5,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No, I can't do five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

Because I still owe money on it and I still owe like 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you called me, what were you expecting from this conversation? What were you expecting from this meeting of the minds? I don't know.

[Caller]

Closer to around 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if we gave 8 or 7,500, do you have the money to buy your way out of it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can get the money together.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Legally or illegally?

[Caller]

I plead fifth on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna. I'm just pulling something up. Average MMR on This car is 5850, and that's Mannheim market average. So, you know, five, six grand is the money on it. So that's what it's gonna. That's all it's gonna do in my world. So you're gonna have to. You're gonna have to maybe go the illegal route and find some more. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jason, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Hey, I'm calling from Houston, Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. I see 15 Ram half ton, Lone Star, leather, navigation, gas, two wheel drive. So it's got the big wheels on it. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's got. It's. It's that metallic kind of gray color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a 15 with leather. Is it factory leather or aftermarket leather? You know, factory 15 with leather. No. No sunroof though, right?

[Caller]

Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. Correct.

[Caller]

No sunroof. Nope. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

The number 20,000 is resonating in my mind. What number?

[Caller]

20,000. Yeah, well, I was looking more at 24. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Let's look. Let's play let's Make a deal. Now I'm gonna have to look at deal. We have deal? Maybe. Maybe so. It's a half ton Dodge, but it's not a Laramie. It's a Lone Star which is a dressed up SLT Lone Stars. Hold on. It's got 34,000 miles. I like the leather and the colors. Hey. Yeah. How much is it?

[Caller]

24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you located? You're in Houston.

[Caller]

Houston, Texas. If I went towards the Energy corridor.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I went 23, would we have a deal?

[Caller]

I think we'd get close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well let's, let's do that. So next level of this relationship in this honorable transaction we're to going doing over live radio broadcast is go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in.

[Hooter]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say I'm 24, John's 23. Here's the truck, here's the VIN. So pretty close. Let's say, let's go ahead and take the next step. We're going to try to split the difference and go 23 and a half. So go, 23 and a half buys it. Let's say 23 and a half buys it. John said get him after the show to look at it and I'll verify it. We'll email you a checklist.

[Caller]

Sounds like a plan, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Natalie, Arkansas. Sweet. What you doing, homegirl?

[Caller]

Delivering mail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Are you driving a right handed, Right handed steering Jeep?

[Caller]

That's I'm wanting to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Caller]

If I can get rid of this van.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's commercial van promaster. I bet you owe more on it than worth. What do you owe on it?

[Caller]

Oh, I ain't gonna tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, you know, I mean. All right, Mike, we bought. Have we been given 16 grand for these? Is that right about right? It's about right. Like 16 grand, Natalie.

[Caller]

Oh, that would be perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think that's right.

[Hooter]

Go, go, go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See. Give me some pictures of you and the van and you Del, delivering the mail. I want pictures of the whole family.

[Caller]

Oh, you ought to see what I'm delivering right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Natalie. You know what I told our buyers one day? I said I want to see a picture of their kitchen because we were really reaching on this car and I couldn't quite get a feel for the car. It was older and I wanted to know how nice it was. I said tell them to give me a picture of their kitchen. And they looked at me like I was crazy and they got me a picture of their kitchen. It was clean and everything was tight. And I bought the car because that tells. If you keep your garage and your kitchen straight, then your car is straight too. Does that make sense?

[Caller]

Okay, you gotta have your bathroom straight on.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's I agree. All right. 800-800-7234. No potty talk on this radio station. 800, 800 radio. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo]

Knew it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RODIO on my mind. Pretty good song, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have a Linda in the queue. I think we should talk to Linda. Do we really? Cuz we're lying here with Linda on our mind. Good morning, Linda. How are you? You'd like.

[Hooter]

Good. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Good. What you got there? I see 14 Chevy SS. Is it one of those weird little cars? I mean, it's the actual ss. Is the model of it?

[Caller]

Yes. It's referred to as a super sport. Coming out of the Holden plant in Australia. The GM Holden plant in Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought one. I bought one of these that was the Australian version and it had a weird name. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Caller]

Commodore.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What?

[Caller]

Commodore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because it had the weird badge on the front of it and it's a. It's an Australian badged Chevy ss. Okay. Does your car have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

27. Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Average, rough or clean, 100% stock of upper plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Karen White. Does 25,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 26,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 27,000 buy it.

[Caller]

And no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, don't get too cocky now. I mean, I'm throwing real money at you. You're going to be running ads on autotrader for two years, answering phone calls until you Call me back. Say, hey, man, you still got that 27?

[Caller]

There was only 12,900 exported to the United States. That averages about 200 of these per state in the United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Linda, I think we should just keep our relationship between me, you and Conway Twitty. I don't think we're gonna get a car deal done. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably about 32 to 34.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Linda, are you still there? Linda, are you there? I think I lost you. Just got Conway. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert A A. Hello?

[Hooter]

Robert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Robert?

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Express crew cab with 71,000 miles of 13. Sounds like a 15 grand rig to me. 14 to 15.

[Caller]

Come on, man. Is that all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, dude, I mean, you know, it's an st VIN number with the express package on it. So it's a low equipment truck. No, it's true. I mean I bought a lot of these.

[Caller]

Is this Fred Mertz?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a mid teens rig, dog. It's a mid teens rig. Julian. Good morning. You're on the air, Julian.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Austin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, Texas? What station?

[Caller]

Klbj.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're not on klbj. You're on the wrong station, man.

[Caller]

Oh no. K, I tuned into you on a different one. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

K an 09 Silverado with 133 four wheel drive gas claw. 10,000. 10, 10, 11. 10, 11 12.

[Caller]

Yeah, the dealers offer me only 11 grand when I go to trade it in. Is that a pretty good deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like I'm pretty damn close. What, what's it take to buy it? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably 11K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, real quick. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

This is Jennifer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Jennifer. What have you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 13 BMW 328i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 328i. How many miles? Serious?

[Caller]

37,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are we trying to get done here?

[Caller]

I've got a Carmax offer for 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you. What city?

[Caller]

Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin. 16,000. Okay, so you heard our advertisement?

[Hooter]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I gotta beat it or if you heard our ad. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll give you 100. 100 bucks.

[Caller]

That's why I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I'm not Going to give you 100 bucks. I'm going to beat it. So does 16250 work?

[Hooter]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, then take a picture of the letter. Send it [e-mail]. say, Wolf, hit it at 16, 250 on the air. Here's the deal. And we'll line up the arrangements to get it picked up.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Paul.

[Caller]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Paulie. It's Paulie from the Bronx.

[Caller]

Down there.

[Bobbo]

Paulie, where you been? We've been looking all over for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Polly took our.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paulie took our Hummer. We bought a. We bought a. What year was that thing? 06H1 Alpha. Alpha. That was funny on the call this morning. What the hell? This car. Where'd this come from? We come from Texas. That's where it came from.

[Bobbo]

That's all.

[Caller]

It's a spaceship.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we were right, you and I. We put our heads together on this one, and we were right.

[Caller]

I'm always right. Haven't you learned that?

[John Clay Wolf]

But what was funny is it brought a not. You know what? You said your target bring number was who?

[Caller]

For me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When we were talking about this, you said, It'll do 133.

[Caller]

I said, It'll bring low. 130s is exactly what I thought it was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And we bought this car off of a guy in Texas. Pulled it out of his airplane hanger on his ranch. It was a 06 12,000 mile Hummer H1 Alpha.

[Hooter]

But the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was a convertible. Do you think it would have done another 5 to 10 GS if it was a hard top?

[Caller]

I don't think it would have brought 5 or 10,000 more, but, I mean, it wouldn't have brought 10,000 more, but it could have brought 5, I guess. Definitely could have brought 140 or something to that effect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, Paulie's beautiful thing. Anytime I get a car like this, he. He lures me in by. I want to keep it. I want to keep it. I want to buy it for me.

[Hooter]

I'm gonna give it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna give it to my son. I'm gonna give it to my kids. And then. Makes you feel bad. So it landed there. He had it for what, 24 hours or 48 hours?

[Caller]

Well, let's have a real conversation and talk the truth before we do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the truth?

[Caller]

Well, the truth was, is you weren't buying it. You said, what should I do? And I said, get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need it. No, no, I. I had already offered the man 120,000.

[Caller]

Correct. And you said, he wants 125. I said I would. I wouldn't do anything today but buy that truck because it's going to make a profit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said.

[Caller]

And you said, okay, Paulie, I'll go get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we did. And we did.

[Caller]

But I said, send it up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll make money.

[Caller]

And guess what?

[Hooter]

We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling pretty good about myself that.

[Caller]

Saturday morning I've had in a long time.

[Bobbo]

See, that's the way Paulie set up the old man.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, when. When you call Paulie for his opinion. Now you're partners. Your partners. You. You know, he takes mental ownership.

[Caller]

Starts talking about it.

[Bobbo]

Practically paisano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paulie, speaking of, I've got a. I've got a. Online, too. There's a 17 E300AMG package with 7,000 miles.

[Caller]

An E300 sedan or a coupe or a convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold. Hold on. Let's grab him and you'll hear the conversation. Okay. All right, hang on. Jeff, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

17. So tell me about the car. It's E300AMG. Is it A. Is it the hot rod engine?

[Caller]

It's not the full amg. They didn't make the AMG that year. The AMG package. AMG rims, red calipers, black seats. It's got carbon fiber on the inside instead of the wood grain coupe, convertible. And that's what they call the AMG package. It's full. The whole top is glass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four door with a big pano roof. 17AMG E300. No, no engine modification. Just the cosmetic AMG package, right?

[Caller]

Correct. It has that, you know, the. It goes up to the manual, 12 shift, and it's got the 5 station where it says it's a comfort sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're gonna go back to Paulie in Pennsylvania and see what he thinks. Hang on. You'll hear what we're talking, Jeff. Okay, hold on. We got the right guy on the phone. Paulie, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here. But, you know, the bad part is I'm riding down the beach and I got, like, the top off and my wrangler, and I'm not, like, in a great position to give great decisions on car A17.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, these 17s are kind of, you know, kind of iffy.

[Caller]

They're kind of. Well, only. The only thing that makes Them a little goofy is the fact that you can lease one. And a lot of people, especially in the northeast here, they lease cars like that. And, you know, 2500 down, 599amonth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Hooter]

Which.

[Caller]

Which doesn't sound relative to a real person, but in the northeast, that's relative.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to go to break. We are out of time. I want. If you want to keep listening to his Paul, so you can stream us off of the iHeart deal, but I've gotta. I've gotta bounce out right now. And, Jeff, you go do your thing. Jeff. Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Jeff, I'm gonna. I'm gonna work on this during the break, and we'll come back with you in just a second. Kim, good morning. You there?

[Hooter]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

What I got what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's up?

[Caller]

What's up? Not mine. I'm just hanging out. What do you guys do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you calling?

[Caller]

Kim, I'm just calling because I just love the show and I love that Uncle Bavo. He is one cool cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, Texas. On what radio station?

[Caller]

Kv.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. All right, thanks, Kim. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com remember, @givemetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jeff. Jeff. Oh, well, let me grab him. Hold on. Sorry about that. Jeffy there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're off the air. We're doing commercial. So it's a E300. I'm gonna pull it up and look at the MMRs on this thing.

[Caller]

And the explanation he gives is, are we on the air or off the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're off. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, that's what my dumbass did. At least the car, okay? Gave it to my fiance. So then, you know, I got that third. But It's a lease, but, yeah, it's. It's. There is no amg. Actual make. It was just crested and had that package on the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean? So why are you. Why are you yanking it? Why are you yanking her out of it? Did y' all break up?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she screwed?

[Caller]

It went her way, I went mine. It was still in my name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she bed down with one of your friends? I have this feeling that's coming through.

[Caller]

Me that, yeah, dude, she did, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need this on the air. Need this. This is too funny. We need this on the air. Damn it. I wish we were. Huh?

[Caller]

Yeah, no, I'm good with that. Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, I'll bust your ass. I'm gonna air this out.

[Caller]

Well, actually, what happened is I had Mercedes pick up a CLA AMG that she. And I replaced it with that E300AMG, and it just. It's been sitting there, literally, in my garage. I drive big jacked up Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Did she really screw your buddy?

[Caller]

I mean, I guess he wasn't my buddy, but, yeah, it was. It was when we started dating or got together. She didn't have to work anymore, so it was actually her ex boss, which. You know how that goes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. How'd you catch him?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, well, to be honest with you, on Thanksgiving, her mother and I, you know, we don't really speak. You know how that in law relationship is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

So I just. She went her way, and I went mine on Thanksgiving. And I woke up that morning, you know, feeling graceful, I guess, and text her mom, hey, happy Thanksgiving. Which was random for me and her mom text back and said, yeah, we're gonna miss y' all this year. Well, y' all wasn't together because the fiance was supposed to be with the mother, so she kind of busted herself right there. She was. She was at the. The new man's house on Thanksgiving, not even with her mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Did you. Did. Did. Was it hard to unass her out of the car? Did she put up a fight, or did she just hand over the keys?

[Caller]

No, no. Just literally just handed over the keys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because a lot of times when you. When you dehorse a bitch and put them in a ride like that, you got to chase them down and to get them out of it.

[Caller]

Yeah, but she was also supposed to be paying for it, so. You missed two payments. You're 2G in the hole. Friends, lovers, or ex? Fiance, Man, I'm fixing a sanguido after you don't come up with keys or two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're tanked in the lease. You gotta have to ride it out or lose. Probably. 10,000 is the truth. The way I've seen these deals in the past.

[Caller]

Okay, so what. What can we do with that flip? 10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look at. Let me. Let me look at this thing on paper. Can you load this thing?

[Caller]

Do I come up with 10 grand and give you 10 grand in the keys, or do you say, I'll take the car and I'm going to finance you on the other ten grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. You'd have to, like. Let's assume 10,000 is the number, the negative equity number. Okay. So I'm using round numbers. So the payoff's 50 grand.

[Bobbo]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

The payoff, 60 grand, and we're 50 grand. So you got to write a check for 10,000 so we can give them the 60.

[Caller]

I think 48 is owed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go to givemetheven.com, load that thing up, let me see a couple of pictures, and then I'll do it off air. And let me do this after the show because there's.

[Caller]

Yeah, no worries, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks a lot. Later.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and put it in the notes. The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail] this is a good tune, guys.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds really good, John. Who's that?

[Bobbo]

That Kenny Rogers, everybody. Gambler live in studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo, this is the worst impersonation you will not shake out of I've ever heard.

[Bobbo]

I just want to tell y' all about my chicken. It tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny Rogers roasters. They had a Seinfeld episode about this, you know.

[Bobbo]

Does not sound like it.

[Hooter]

No.

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody, this Sebastian Bop from Skid Row. No buyer, new album in the gutter.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com podcast people. That the fellow with the AMG Mercedes a minute ago, we talked to him a lot off the air during the break, and it'll be on the podcast so you can get it. And it was great story. The. The fiance was sleeping with the buddy and her boss, and he had to yank her out of the car. And it's a lease, and we got a. It was too long, so we had to. It'll be on the podcast.

[Bobbo]

Not literally yank her out of the car. He got his car back.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got his car back. But it was a sad story. And it's a good. It's a good love story. Because at the end of the story, he's way ready to write a $10,000 check to be out of love.

[Bobbo]

I still feel kind of emotional about myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Shane A 16F350 single wheel. Is it a long bed?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last. Last year of the old Body King Ranch. Navigation leather. No sunroof. Correct.

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right off the top of my head. I'm 50 grand. Can you load this thing into givemetheven.com so we can take a hard look at it?

[Caller]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do that. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Randy. Yes, Randy. Yes. Randy. I'm gonna. I know. You want to tell a story. Randy the Chipmunk.

[Hooter]

Yeah, I'll tell you a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of story? Love story.

[Hooter]

Yeah, I feel kind of bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Hooter]

I was an idiot. You know, I've been betting a lot of money. My Uncle Scooter taught me how to bet on basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Hooter]

I did really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you didn't.

[Hooter]

Really good. Made a lot of nuts. I mean, I made him his to fist. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cha Ching. People don't know. And I'll remind them that you are first cousins with Alvin the Chipmunk.

[Hooter]

Yeah, well, everybody knows that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were the gopher. You played the gopher in Caddyshack. And then he was hanging on the set and that's how the whole Chipmunk movie got. Are you still getting royalties on any of this?

[Hooter]

Yeah. Oh yeah. I was a big star the late 1970s. And that Caddyshack too. I just wrapped it up after that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your story?

[Hooter]

I got two words for Dan Aykroyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Hooter]

Bill Murray. You know, Anyway, but I was a fool. Not. Cause I was betting because I was getting good. I made a lot of. A lot of big bets on basketball. They told me about U.S. open. Yeah, yeah. And Colonial Tournament.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hooter]

And then Pacquiao's fight coming up. Big money, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, you've really turned in. We need to get you checked into Gamblers Anonymous. You just. You. Every week it just sounds like it's getting worse and worse. You've had to have some bad runs.

[Hooter]

There ain't no gambling. Only gambling problems when you're losing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, are you winning or losing?

[Hooter]

I'm winning, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing with all these nuts?

[Hooter]

Well, I have parties and my friends come over and then, you know, they have a few cocktails. They want A bet too? Yeah, big money. Michael Scooter taught me that. But Sharonda, my girl got tired of cleaning the place up afterwards and she left me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Hooter]

For about three weeks now. She's back. We've been having makeup relations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makeup relations? Yeah. Always fun.

[Hooter]

And I ain't talking about covergirl, Mary Kay relations, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, not those kind of makeup.

[Hooter]

Yeah, Ain't no mascara in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Hooter]

I feel kind of beat up though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hooter]

Three days of hard love making for a chipmunk, man. Anyway, she's back for now I'm gonna try. Keeper. I've been drinking a bottle of whiskey every day for like three weeks. It's hard to quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Hooter]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like those little bottles you get on the airplanes because it wouldn't take much for you.

[Hooter]

I bought. Bought a case of Pepsis and when I run out of Pepsis then I'll stop drinking whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Hooter]

Is that fair enough?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fair enough.

[Hooter]

Where's jd?

[John Clay Wolf]

He is moving today and we don't know what's going on. We heard that you hooked up with his old lady and that's why he's moving out.

[Hooter]

Don't say nothing about that on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm sorry. Sorry.

[Hooter]

Anyway, he's a lot better at this kind of stuff. You are. No offense. No, yeah. Cuz when you talk about getting on that wagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Jd, he knows about that wagon.

[Hooter]

He's got that look. Yeah, yeah, that old drunk look. But he ain't drinking like what they say, six weeks or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six weeks, six years. Whatever it takes.

[Hooter]

Yeah. Six weeks to a chipmunk is like 17 years. Lord, I'm tired, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got two minutes before I'm out of here.

[Hooter]

Okay, time for cocktail. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Trevor. 95 Dodge. Is this a. It's a four wheel drive drive. Oh, it's a V10 flatbed. I thought it was Cummins. I was about to get excited. I was about to get excited.

[Caller]

No, no. Cummins. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what. What city are you calling from?

[Caller]

Bentonville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loaded into givemetheven.com Let me take a picture of it. I'll email you. I mean not let me take a picture of it on the side shot. Open the door, take a picture of the interior. Load it into the website. GiveMeTheVin.com and I'll email you an offer letter.

[Bobbo]

Bentonville.

[Caller]

That's alrighty. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. Walmart. Walmart. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I wonder if they've got like a special Walmart in Bentonville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, a 2000 Isuzu vehicle cross. I think we could use this as a giveaway car.

[Bobbo]

Like one with bathrooms. That'd be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Coppell, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna give away Scott's 2000 Isuzu vehicle cross with 112, 000 miles in leather. I don't know if this thing's worth thousand bucks, maybe two. Can you load it in the website so I can look?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800 watch. The buyer will come in. Scott said you gave him $2,000 for his Isuzu, and we just don't see it.

[Bobbo]

See that thousand dollar difference right there? Could be the biggest thousand dollar difference of the whole show today, man. Between one and two thousand on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No joke. Rush Limbaugh is here and we never got to him. Rush, are you gonna. Can. Can you write shotgun with us during the next hour?

[Bobbo]

That's okay, John. I just wanted to say. Yeah, Mika Brzezinski can eat my shorts once she heals from her obvious plastic surgery. I think she's had something done, like a facelift maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're fixing to do hour number four, but we're losing a few affiliates in hour number four. Will you still ride with us in hour number four, Rush?

[Bobbo]

I do that all the time. The first seven years of my contract, there were several stations that. That didn't carry the fourth hour of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all would like your station to carry the fourth hour of the show, go to that station's website and email the program director. You put enough pressure on them and then they'll finally give in. I tell them I get emails all the time from you guys about that, and they don't believe me. They think I'm making it up. So you guys got to tell them. They're not gonna listen to me, right?

[Bobbo]

That's when we cut it down to a three hour show. That fourth hour we sold online. We call it the Vicodin Hour and had a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nothing with Absolute Vodka. Yeah, a couple of Reese's Pieces. Vicodin here, Vicodin there. I used to have a sidekick. How's J.D. ryan? Yeah, he got drunk. I had to fire him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush, and thank everybody else. My name is John Clay Wolf. Oklahoma. ZPS925, the buzz in Houston. We're fixing to lose you. Houston guys can jump over to 97.5espn and catch our number four. The rest of you guys are staying with us for the next hour and we're going to podcast. Podcast. Remember, the podcast is There atjohn clay wolf.com or iTunes. The John Clay Wolf Show. Or Google, whatever. The John Clay Wolf Show. The podcast will be about 1 o'.

[Hooter]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheEven.com is the website. That's where you go to sell us your car. We want to buy it. They're all wasted. The john clay wolf show. Call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800-radio. Never heard it. What is this? Robert Earl Keane. And they were. Sing it though. Singing. Get up in that mic. Go sing.

[Hooter]

Sing, boy. Come on.

[Bobbo]

That's a Terry Allen song.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Amarilla Highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard it.

[Bobbo]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never. Shows what I know.

[Bobbo]

Making speed on 287 that hard. Damn. Real highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, an 06 Trailblazer with 140 is not worth much. You're going to be really. Yeah. You're going to be mad at me. You're going to hate what I say. I've been down this road on these thousand bucks. Tell me. I hear you. We. We've given 1500 for them and we sell them for 1300 and lose 500 after shipping and selfies. Once they hit 120, it's over. If it had.

[Caller]

Let me ask you this. When I. When I got it back from my first wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She.

[Caller]

There was nothing wrong with the transmission. So it had a hundred thousand miles on it or 134,000 miles on it. As soon as I got it, I took it down to the transmission shop. There was nothing wrong, but I went ahead and had the transmission rebuilt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a you problem because.

[Caller]

Demolish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What? All right. 800. 800. Seven, two, three. That. That's not funny. You're not. Entertain us. I mean, I. I love you, but. I mean, come on. Dumb though, isn't it? It's not dumb. It's just something he did. Everybody does dumb things. We do dumb things. We. We take cars that we shouldn't go recondition and we do. We do. We. We're dumb too, but a Transmit, I guess. All right. Hey, Tim, what's. What's the MKX Lincoln? I forgot. There's so many Mk this and mk. Okay, that. Is it the wagon looking like hearse thing?

[Caller]

It's an suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's the. It's the Ford Edge. That's a Lincoln.

[Caller]

No, it's way beyond that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the. It's got the third row, right?

[Caller]

No, third row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not way beyond that. I mean, I know it's a Lincoln. I know it's more expensive but what chassis is it built around? Is it the Ford Edge chassis?

[Caller]

You got me on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a black Label, a Premier Reserve or Select which one you got?

[Caller]

Just a black label, all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right.

[Caller]

It's a Lincoln pre owned certified. So it has the 6 year 100,000 miles, which being Black Label has curbside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Service, 2.7 or 3.7 engine service.

[Caller]

You need like an oil change. You just give them a call, they bring you a courtesy car to your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

The more you talk, the more I can tell this car is getting more expensive.

[Caller]

Bring it in for service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, just go to the website, load it up. I, I can't take it. I just can't take it anymore. But John, when you, when you have a flaw to, they'll come with you with white gloves and change it for you. I mean the car is worth 30 something, you know, 35 grand is what I'm getting. 35, 36, 37,000 great miles. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sunny. Sonny. Sonny.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, yes, hi.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a 2002 Dodge Regency van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, high topper.

[Caller]

Got 112.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it got the high topper? The extended roof?

[Caller]

The high top roof Regency van.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but does it have the high roof on it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a good old pot smoking van. Have you ever smoked any pot in it, Sonny?

[Caller]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, no pot bobbos. So this one doesn't have burns in the seats. Is it leather or cloth? Are you Hispanic?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this is a good Mexico family van. They like these things.

[Caller]

Got a hundred, got 112,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean. I bet it's the cleanest thing in the world.

[Caller]

No, it's not the cleanest, but it ain't it. It's a little bit above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 2 to 25, maybe 3.

[Caller]

Where can I take it to?

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to first just go to givemetheven.com and send me the pictures and send me the VIN number.

[Caller]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we will email you an official offer letter and we will get this done. I need to see those pictures. I need to see what I'm buying and I will damn sure buy it.

[Caller]

All righty. I appreciate it, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Bobbo]

Or you could cut a hole in the side and have a hell of a snow cone truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's nice, it's fine. And we'll just send it to pdi. Tis the season Snow cone Truck. Yeah, I want to hear. Entertain me. Guys, we forgot to play these. So we'll play them next week on the. On the different. Earlier in the show. But the son of the. Are they any good this week? Yeah, let me play whenever you want.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't make blondes from his Swisher cigarillos. He still practices the time honored tradition of rolling an actual hooter. A penny saved makes be a penny earned. But a short tip for lunch at Denny's is truly a wonder to behold. He believes life is a constant struggle between the joys of owning a boat and keeping the bastard running. He is the world's biggest son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that me?

[Bobbo]

Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. So when y' all do those Turley, does he redo that the ending, or do you just lay it in now? Because it sounds exact every time. Yeah. So good. He's been doing my impersonation for about 10 years.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's not really an impersonation. People have always gotten on to me for that. I just. I just fall into voice modes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But he. Bob's impersonation of me is a very high pitched, hey, laid back. Hey, guys. And like, when I'm mad, he does it like me angry. Still laid back. Can you. Can you do what I'm talking about? You got to channel him.

[Bobbo]

Like, people go, where'd you get the. That idea? And I was like, well, John called. He said, hey, man, we got to do something with Tony Romo being out of the game. I just fall into it. It's not really an impersonation, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you used to do him up at the dealership and, like, make fun of me in meetings when I was getting mad. And you did it in a.

[Bobbo]

Did I really? Yeah, I. I didn't do it like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. You did it with that same voice, and it was like me yelling, but, like, laid back with the high voice.

[Bobbo]

We all think this is. You think this is car friends. This is the car business, damn it. You need to learn how to do your job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan, you teach him.

[Bobbo]

You better teach him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's like a half woman, half me deal. Shut up, Junior.

[Bobbo]

You don't know. You're the Internet salesman. All you gotta do is deal with buttons all day. I gotta take the heat. I was thinking the other day, it's perfect. We had some. Some heated conversations around, you know, the whole group, all four was last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was thinking we can talk about that now.

[Bobbo]

You sounded kind of like Mr. Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. From Saturday Night Live. Oh, yeah.

[Hooter]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, it's Mr. Bill.

[Bobbo]

That was a private thought of mine that I had about Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We did this. We. We. We've got a new affiliate in Austin, and we're on a classic country station. And they knew what they were getting into. Oh, it's classic country.

[Bobbo]

They've been wrestling for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

They knew what. They knew what they were getting with us, and they were worried about it, but they said, oh, it'll be okay. So we did a bit last week, and it was over the line. And it was. And we veered off the line and hit the wall. We didn't crash into it, but we bounced off of it and saved it. And they came down on us just, oh, I mean, you know, wanting to put us on double secret probation. All this like, listen, guys, I love Austin and I want to be there, but I'm not changing everything for those damn liberals.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. This is on me because I wrote the bit and I delivered the bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And we had a show note in the bit that whenever Bill Cosby says jello pudding pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Would say, stop. No, Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill.

[Bobbo]

Don't go into further. Bill. And I'm not sure if you were paying attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was working on the next segment. I wasn't paying attention to the bit at all. Was not listening. Right. But it was pptt in your peripheral hearing. Yes.

[Bobbo]

The third time you heard the word wee wee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

You popped open and thought we were talking about something totally else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Well, I just knew it wasn't good. And we're bad about that. You can skim a bad topic and hit it and glance it.

[Bobbo]

I'm bad about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I call it? A fleeting, explicit explicative expletive. That's a good. You're terrible at it. I am. When you hit it, it's okay if you bump bumpers, but don't t. Bone them.

[Bobbo]

Right. See, I'm such an academic, though, Turley and I, in preparing the show every week in and week out, like, we. I find out where that line is. Can I say this? Can I say this? And if it's okay to say that, I'll say it nine times.

[Caller]

Times.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. A glancing blow we can get out of. But when you just sit there and take a hammer and beat him in the head until the brains fall out.

[Bobbo]

You can't get out of there. Take a big brown jello pudding pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, in there. And that's in. In. That's where we call that a day. But yeah. And you really. Y' all really thought I was overreacting really new that we were going to get hammered on that. I was, I felt lucky that we didn't. And then we did. I was like, God.

[Bobbo]

Here's what's really ironic about that though, John. That bit was written with heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On my part. And I. I never said anything about what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you thought we were talking. You had good intentions.

[Bobbo]

There is a male part and a female part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And all I did was use the childish terms for those.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Bill co talking about sex to kids. Not good, dude.

[Bobbo]

And I know he's probably guilty numerous times, but I'm trying to give the guy convicted rapist.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's not.

[Bobbo]

He's not convicted rapist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, in the public's eyes, mistrial. But he also. Yeah. Think the comedy gold about that is Bill's done stuff with kids. Kids say the darndest things.

[Bobbo]

I mean there's Albert and the Electric Company. All those. And I was trying to homage. Cuz you've seen him talk with children on live, live tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really still going to try to defend this?

[Bobbo]

He's such a great dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. The sexual content was too much. It wasn't what it was intended to be. Yeah, no, I mean it wasn't. What. Anyway, yeah, it's just. It was a little too far.

[Bobbo]

Probably a bad idea on my part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo]

So I take responsibility for it because.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm unfortunately, I'm the one that gets hammered in the head. But it is. I have to say this. Looking at the emails when these big up upper managements are talking about pp, you know, our wee wee. I'm sorry, right, in. In a context of an email. Right. It does make me giggle a little bit. I'm sure it did. Well, that last email I got did not make me giggle a little bit. No, just the context of the saying. Right. Y' all might need to go therapy. I think that that's the best thing to do.

[Bobbo]

Turley privately refers to it as wee wee gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Stephen, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Camaro SS35,000 miles, 45th anniversary leather roof. What color?

[Caller]

Well, it's actually that 45th anniversary. So it's that kind of a weird, weird gray. And it's got the gray stripes with the red accent.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I don't. You know, these anniversary cars, they're just stickers and embroidery and then really.

[Caller]

Oh yeah, exactly. It's just aesthetics. That's all it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you sound like a normal person. Let me start with that. If you've listened to the show for a while, you've heard people that call in. So here's the other way to do that, John. I've got a 12 Chevy Camaro SS with Red Stripe this, that signed by Carol Shelby.

[Caller]

It's exactly. I mean don't get me wrong, this people are crazy. It's just a car with some stupid, you know, stickers and slightly different wheels. But yeah, it is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. But when they start talking, we just like. I just check out. I quit listening because I'm like this, we'll never get this car bought. This guy's gonna die with this car. Or it's gonna get repoed. One of one or two things gonna happen.

[Caller]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave 47000 for it three years ago. And I'll take 52. Okay, so it's a 2 SS, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's got all the, you know, it's top of the line, you know, it's got all the options. The only thing is I don't. I don't think they even came with nav back then. So I don't have navigation or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my head. It's a twenty thousand dollar car.

[Caller]

Twenty thousand, Okay. I figured it was in the twenties. I wasn't sure if it was right at twenty. Maybe a little more. But I'm just actually thinking about getting a new one. So. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR on its 8.

[Caller]

What the price on it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just pulled it up. Average MMR is 18.

[Hooter]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm adding. I'm just rounding up to 20.

[Caller]

Actually you're. You're a little on the. You're a little on the high side. So that sounds good for the stickers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm adding a thousand bucks for stickers.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-48008. Joe 04 Lariat. Joe.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where are you calling from? Where's Centerville, Texas?

[Caller]

Halfway between Dallas and Houston on out 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder what station you're picking us up on cuz we're not on the air down there long.

[Caller]

Store 925.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 107. Gas, leather, no sunroof. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Average rough or clean condition on this truck.

[Caller]

Between clean and average.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a real one. What color?

[Caller]

Solid black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does six grand buy it. 6,500. That, what, six to $7,000.

[Caller]

That sounds fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Tell them I hit it at 6 to $7,000. Here's the pictures, here's the vin, and they'll email you official offer letter. If we make a deal, we'll head down there and pick it up.

[Caller]

How do I get the pictures and I can't even get on your. Give me the van deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

I'm on your website right now and there's no place to type in a VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hang on. I mean I'm, I'm. It's that box right there in the middle.

[Caller]

It's just a box in the middle of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give. You're on givemetheven.com. girl, I'm gonna put you on hold and let the guy I'm gonna put you on hold and let the guys help you. Hang on a second. Guys. Grab line one and help him, please. 8008-0072-3480-0800-TRODIO is the call in number. Good morning, you're on the air. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Driving a truck in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

These truck drivers have these fancy cars. They don't have any miles on them because they never get to drive their car and they just have them in the garage. Is that what you got?

[Caller]

No, no, not really, man. Man, I got a car from my dad. Old trans AM 78, model 78 stop. Yeah, 78. It's in bad shape. Wonder whether I need to sell them, whether I need to kind of repurpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I mean, if it's a junker, I just have to look at it. Just send me the pictures. Take a couple pictures with your phone. Put it into givemetheven.com we'll take a look it all. I mean, it could cost as much as it's worth to redo it, depending on what of kind, kind of shape it's in. 800-800-7234. It is summertime. It is Fourth of July weekend. And I'll tell you what I think, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that we need. During this Trump presidency where he's doing all these rogue maneuvers, I think he needs to do fourth of July holiday on a Monday. The, the official day off of work is Monday, just like we do labor day, just like we do Memorial day. So you can get that big weekend together and not get screwed on these weeks when 4th of July is in the middle of the week.

[Bobbo]

I'm working Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But let's say that. Let's say fourth of July was on. It was Tuesday this year, Right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Monday was the official barbecue hangout. Like, we're all off. It's like Labor Day, Memorial Day, the banking holiday. Right. And then Monday night you can still go, and I mean Tuesday night you can go do the fireworks because this is screwed up. I mean, it doesn't get dark until 9:45. Dark enough to watch. Just call it 10 o'.

[Hooter]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fireworks end at 10:45. Then you got to drive home. Then you got to get up the next morning because it's game on. It's, you know, it's. It's full work mode.

[Bobbo]

Gotta be in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you disagree or agree with my theory?

[Bobbo]

Are you talking about changing Independence Day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, be back in just a minute.

[Bobbo]

This year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I've been waiting so long to be where I'm going In the sunshine of your love.

[Bobbo]

We'Ll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

Hit him up right, right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Johnny Wolf. I'm not Johnny Cash.

[Caller]

Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. What do you want to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

For. What song is this? Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene Went riding out one dark and windy day Ghost riders, riders from the whatever. He rested as he went along his way when all at once a mighty.

[Caller]

Heard of red eyed cows he saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plowing through the cloudy sky and up a cloudy draw. I think we should do a deadpool on Willie.

[Hooter]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Their friends were still everybody else dead. So let's. Let's all put five bucks in.

[Caller]

The horns were black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll put it on the Facebook page.

[Bobbo]

And they're hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breath. I love Willie. I'm not trying to kill him off. But you know, it's. It's about time. This is happening, guys. This is real. So Deadpool, Dead Willie Nelson, pick your date and put it on the deal right now. Everybody. Five bucks. Five buck entries. Okay, so. So, Bobbo, I'm gonna put yours on here. What's your date? What's my date of Willie's death? Never, Bobbo. Equals never. Turley. I can't do it, man. Equals never. Can't do it. Cannot do that. Three Willie and J.C. dub equals. I'm gonna say August 28th. That's my birthday.

[Bobbo]

This is what always happens, man. This is what always happens. Right? Did Dan Fogelberg. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Waylon, if he dies on 8-28-17, I'm. I got.

[Bobbo]

I'm Haggard Prince and Glenn Fry. And I draw the line at Glenn Fry. And I'm not doing it with you anymore, man. You have evil powers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Micah98 expedition with of a piece buck 35.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Hold on, baby, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mike.

[Caller]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? What city you in?

[Caller]

Monday. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monday. Tuesday.

[Caller]

Yeah. Big Monday. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Monday. Man, this. This car ain't me, man. It's too old.

[Caller]

It's too old.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles aren't that bad.

[Caller]

It ain't me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re looking for. Bab Branson?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

97 Silverado with 150.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than $1000?

[Caller]

I was hoping for at least 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hang on. It ain't me, baby.

[Caller]

Now, now, now. No, it ain't me, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for. I might give a thousand. Just send me the pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com. hang on. I got one more, Mike. Yeah, you got a 15 Opta Makia with 30. What's your pay? What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I'm looking to buy. I'm just trying to figure out what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you got $20.

[Caller]

That about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me 20. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you want me to be your car consultant, I need $20. I don't do. I don't trick for free, baby.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take you Send me an email with your credit card number and I'll charge $20. I'll tell you exactly what to do when it's worth 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. This. This show isn't. You know, Chris Definity and Joe Blow Ford. I don't have money. Rolling in for everybody else. I mean, I'm here for me. That goes with. Give me the VIN website too. Yeah, well they're gonna wear that. They can go the damn website because it'll automatically give them a range. That's fine. The automation will do it. But. Yeah, just tell us you're jerking us all. Just tell us you're stroking us.

[Bobbo]

Special mention for Russell Wetzel at Herb Easley Motors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean but we advertise. Check up on your dealer, you know, if you're selling. But if you want to know what it's worth, what you're. What you're about to buy, it takes five to three. Three to five grand off of it. It's a pretty good rule of thumb. Okay, so back to Independence Day. Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that the hard celebrated bank holiday schools. Well, obviously schools are closed. Work off. Just like Memorial and Labor Day needs to be the Monday.

[Bobbo]

Right. And not always the same date every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if fourth of July is on a Saturday, then that Monday is still a national holiday. So you get it. You get it back. If the Fourth of July is on a Thursday, the Monday is the national holiday. We all work that Thursday. We all do normal. But then after work we go and watch fireworks. Give it an. You can still do the fireworks and stuff, but it's not a national holiday. Off on the actual day of.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I think that you're certainly on to something and Pence and I will take a look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I need to sing. Trump an email. Rush, what do you think about this?

[Bobbo]

I think the Donald's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that we. What?

[Bobbo]

What you should take 4th of July is on a Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. This year.

[Bobbo]

This year. So. But look good hard working Americans should have from Thursday of last week to this coming Wednesday off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's the Republican wife.

[Bobbo]

With or without pay, depending on their stature at the job in question. Sanatorial help won't get all five days with pay, but they'll still have all five days off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you agree that we should change the system and make the Monday after that weekend the hardness. National holiday. This is. I. I just came up with this out of my butt. I've never read it anywhere. I don't know how do we make this happen? If you agree with me, maybe you don't.

[Bobbo]

I think it's a great idea. I do it anyway. Absolutely. Yeah. Every Monday. Every Monday is a throwaway to me. That's when things come off the top of my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Tuesday. Right.

[Bobbo]

It's not lying, it's improvisation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to work on Tuesday? A lot of people.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people are going to. To work on.

[Bobbo]

People are still going to want a whopper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure, sure. They still want. Give me the VIN to buy their car. Right. They still want to go the dealerships.

[Bobbo]

A lot of firecracker money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's getting screwed out of the fourth. The way this system's set up.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you stay up too late on Tuesday to watch fireworks and have your beers and all that stuff. And then the next morning everybody's late to work and they're bitching and unproductive. I just think we make the hard set money done. That's our national holiday. And then we do the firework thing. Whatever day of the week it falls on. That's my opinion.

[Bobbo]

So, like Halloween. Why change the date of Halloween? It's October 31st.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Every October 31st, I get too high on percocettes. By 5:00 o' clock in the afternoon, I've got no candy for the children. Children need candy, Right? God forbid we should have to pay them actual money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we don't move the Halloween day.

[Bobbo]

Everything's a gimme, gimme candy. Here I am. This is my brother dressed as Elwood Blues. I'm obviously Joliet. Jake give me candy. I give him a Percocet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not good.

[Bobbo]

They're actually Tic Tacs. But I say, here, this will make you high. The little bastards, they go off acting like they're actually getting a buzz on a Tic Tac. I learned that whole hilarious I hate children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez. Rush. Rush. Do you have any children of your own, Rush?

[Bobbo]

Not anymore. No. I sold them. Yeah, in Nebraska. I'm sure they're very contented working the fields in Nebraska. A lot of corn in Nebraska. Corn's tasty. Not as tasty as vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

You may have noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Vodka tastes better than corn. Are you following me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you high? Rush Limbaugh, everybody. Thank you for joining us.

[Bobbo]

Happy 4th from El Rushmo, everybody. Don't blow your fingers off. You may need them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, sorry, is. Is that like a comedian doing wrestling ball?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's actually me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really rushed.

[Bobbo]

What's the matter? Do you want to subscribe?

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

$40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it's a pretty good. Do you think it's a pretty good rush?

[Caller]

I have my own Lore tab.

[Bobbo]

Ah, Lore tabs. I remember the good old days, back when you started. Yeah. Try A couple of Quds. Compare that to your lower tabs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do what. What do you think about Jack? Do you think. Do you think. Think Rush is pretty spot on. It's pretty.

[Caller]

It's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard a better Rush impersonator?

[Bobbo]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me neither. That's Bob O. He's pretty damn talented. 12 impala, 46,000 miles, leather in navigation. Is that correct? So is this a ltz?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer? Is this your car?

[Caller]

No, it's. It's mine. It's like a second car that I have that, you know, I thought I. I used to like it, but then I got that new Hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Big difference. Big difference. Is this an SS or is this.

[Caller]

A. I don't drive anymore. I'm sorry. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this an SS or a regular one?

[Caller]

Oh, see, I'm kind of stupid, so I. I might have to get back to you on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're full of it. You know, if your Impala is an SS or not, I mean, an SS is big.

[Caller]

That's like. That's like in Germany, right? The ss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, he's got stick, everybody. Oh, you're funny, Jack. You're funny, Jack. Are you a comedian, Jack? I didn't. Everybody go down to the. To the homeless shelter to watch Jack do stand up tonight in New Orleans. Free soup and jack. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, jack and soup. Soup jacket soup.

[Bobbo]

That sounds tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tracy. 13 Ford Edge Limited with a buck 20 on it. Is worth. Is worth. Is worth. Is worth about 8,000. The miles are large. You there, Tracy?

[Caller]

3.3F you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. Well, my wife and kids have been out of town for five years. They've been in Copenhagen, Denmark, for five weeks. The homeland of. Of the wife. She's Danish. And they're back. No problems in customs because we have one child that. He was born over there. The first one was born over there, so his citizenship is fine, but it's a little contested sometimes at the port, if you will. Really? Yes.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always, actually. And the other two were born over here. And they start asking questions like, well, what? So this one's okay, but these two don't. Who are you, Donald Trump? You're not going to let them in?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's right. There's a travel ban on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a travel ban, but it's on Indians, not Danish people. Not hot Danish blondes. They let those in.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's not fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah. I mean, it's crazy. I don't know. She has been nothing but pleasurable since she's gotten home. I'm almost wondering what's going on. My wife is, like, so pleasurable. I'd marry her all over again.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I knew she would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm wondering what's going on.

[Bobbo]

I seen her over there. Copenhagen, a couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are. We are looking for a new house.

[Bobbo]

You knew I was over there, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not know, buster.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was just having a little vacay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Did you see Austin's crazy right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see my wife and kids while you were over there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was drinking vodka. I was over at the border nichtulnach on the corner of 4th and Dieselage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Liver spread.

[Bobbo]

I drank a little vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little. Did you put liver spread in your vodka?

[Bobbo]

Okay. I gave her the. The left eyebrow from across the room. Like this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Women can't resist it. That don't mean they're gonna deliver. Okay, but she come right over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what?

[Bobbo]

She said she couldn't wait to get home to you. Yeah, she's over there all pent up, apparently. Everybody talking about Danish women. Looking good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Have you seen the first fellas?

[John Clay Wolf]

The who? The fellas. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I. You know, I don't. I don't roll that way, right. But my God, you ought to be happy. You don't think you lucky star should come back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got her loaded down with so many kids. Those that, I mean, they'd have to take on a whole program.

[Bobbo]

Every one of them looked just like Chevy Chase in 1977.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Nine feet tall, blonde hair. Hair, quirky smile. If I was her, I wouldn't have come home. I'm glad she did. She said she missed you a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, missed your cooking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Bobbo]

You know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. All right.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I just can't believe that it's like a different person. She's just so happy to be home.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's true love. You love.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long will it last? How long will this. This positive. This newly wed, newly. It's like all. It's all new again till you get your new house.

[Bobbo]

What's zip?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cod do you think she's putting me together for the new house? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it could be, what, zip code?

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Bobbo]

What zip code now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or. Or we're moving back to Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

I mean, currently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, bur.

[Bobbo]

Johnson County.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Probably about eight days long. It lasts.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll last about eight days.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I believe the best eight days of the last few years of your life, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a true statement. Eight days. Now, if I was in a different zip code, how long would it last?

[Bobbo]

Well, it could go up to two weeks. Depends. You went far.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Bobbo]

That's a far vacation, you know, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

The farther you send them away, the better it is when they get home.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. The longer you get. Okay, you know, you got to pace yourself. You ain't been exercising neither. You've been exercising that right arm.

[Hooter]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Drinking whiskey every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah. Breathe in.

[Bobbo]

Swallow. Breathe out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to pace yourself. I haven't been exercising. It's funny you bring that up because I am a little sore. My thighs, my arms.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, see my wife, I got by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Love, love, love. Nothing like L I V I n the summertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the one that whips up the donuts?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's old Corey. And Sheila had to let her go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

She had nine kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine.

[Bobbo]

Woman could make donuts out of nothing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. All right, all you cowboys and cowgirls out there. This is our last segment here today on your country music radio network and hard ass kicking rock stations across the land. And sports. And sports.

[Bobbo]

Here you are, it's John Clay Wolf live from the Johnny Mac Brown high school.

[Hooter]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Mighty fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the biggest weekend for package beer sales known to man.

[Bobbo]

Switch your partners. Former Texas star. Let her go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keystone Light, Bud Light, Coors Light, Budweiser.

[Bobbo]

Change back, change back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not so much Bud Light.

[Bobbo]

I wish I hadn't Done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Tony Romo's dad here with us this morning, our great Mexican American friend to explain to us the differences between Independence Day in Texas and Independence Day in Mexico.

[Bobbo]

Glad you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

First of all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very, very much for having me back on the program.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're always welcome. And the public really wants more of you. Tony Romo's dad.

[Bobbo]

You know, I think about this sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because I like to be alone with my thoughts. If Mexican peoples celebrated your fourth of July the way that you Americans celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It would be Armageddon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[Bobbo]

Because you do too much for Cinco de Mayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do? Yes. Acting like we're Mexican.

[Bobbo]

Do you have like a gallon tequila minimum or something? It's too many margaritas. Stop at 14 sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cinco de Mayo is actually the second largest package beer sales in America.

[Bobbo]

But of course, of course. But you like who? You know my son, Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Number nine quarterback, Dallas Cowboys. He learned his quick release actually from playing with firecrackers as a child. Many people do not realize he used. He used to be left handed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yes, until he blew off three of his fingers with an M80 tied to a jumping jack. Do you know the jumping jack?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Like a Texas twister. You know what they used to call those back in the 50s?

[Bobbo]

No. Well, a kitty cat scratcher, something like that. This is what we call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They call them chasers.

[Bobbo]

Elgato des.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Tony throwing M80 tied to a jumping. A jumping jack. You put on the ground, you light with the. How do you say punk?

[John Clay Wolf]

Punk.

[Bobbo]

Thought you say punk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, punk.

[Bobbo]

I say punk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Punk.

[Bobbo]

We are all together. Light it with your punk and run away at least 20, 30ft. In Tony's case, with a helmet and 60ft, you run. And the bouncy, bouncy. Lots of cool. There's a green, a brown and blue. It's beautiful. But never tied to an M80 because this make the M80 intelligent and it chase you. Yes. He also blew up two toes on his left foot on the same day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why he always rolls out to the right?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Now we only let him play with the sparkler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sparklers only. But he has a glass eye on the left. And you never told us how that happened.

[Bobbo]

He have most of his major accidents on the left side. I don't know why. This is probably because of his mother's Polish ancestry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Accident prone.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Very bad. Very bad. One that had the fireworks are the Texas Rangers study Tony Hyde under his seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. But now he throw the firecrackers when he let his burglar hymie. Jaime is the punk, man. He light the firecrackers of Tony throat. How far he can throw a Single black cat. 49 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

How fast before it explode?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom.

[Bobbo]

Everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

49 yards.

[Bobbo]

Yes. In a high titan spiral. You could see the smoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like a airplane show.

[Bobbo]

Look at them fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When y' all would play. Remember when the Cowboys played in Mexico City?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you guys all go together and like, would y' all bust out? Go see all the family?

[Bobbo]

We went to see the AR on the Cardinals last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Antonio wind up in Mexico jail while he drank too many beers. You know the cerveza will make you high, right? Even if you are Mexican Polish. He looks so beat up. When they put him in the cell, all of the other prisoners thought he was Eli Manning. He was pale and he had that look on his face like Eli mining. Like everybody thinks, oh, I'm so miserable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

The Eli look, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That dumb look, Peyton.

[Bobbo]

No har look.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Something wrong with those son of beach bastard New York Giants. Eli should play for Arizona. Then he get to go to Mexico every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do with Jaime? Is he coming up to the ranks? Is he your next quarterback?

[Bobbo]

I think Jaime is more like a Tony's brother. The water boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, yes.

[Bobbo]

But he cannot throw or catch. He might make a good kicker. Half of the bigger foot. As long as there are no cats, you know, in the stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does Tony take care of y' all financially with all of his money?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. I have a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bobbo]

I am the Tony Romo spokesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that pay?

[Bobbo]

$49,000 that year. That's plenty. Are you kidding? $49,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I could buy three cars and a house with these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, in Mexico. Yeah, I forgot you live in Mexico.

[Bobbo]

Lots of cervezas for 4th of July and the jumpy jacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is your fourth of July plan, Tony Romo's dad?

[Bobbo]

I think we go to buy firecrackers and probably roast a peak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Did you do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You can roast the pig, drink a beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all gonna hang a goat up from the tree and slice his neck and bleed it out and have cabrito?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I've. I've. I've been with Mexican people that do that.

[Bobbo]

This is incredible. Insensitive to the goat. Even though goats can be your friend. I like a name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Melan. I don't mean the pet goat. All right, well, you have a good one. And everyone else, we've got a minute left.

[Bobbo]

I said fiesta.

[John Clay Wolf]

No more. So Tonight is Saturday, 4th of July weekend.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Tomorrow there's an air show at a Cleveland airport. I'm going to that.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of cool stuff on that one. And Monday, work. Tuesday, we have an auction. Tuesday morning, Metro still selling. And then Wednesday, I've got an auction. I moved most of the cars to Dallas Auto auction. Because Tuesday's gonna be screwed up. It's gonna be completely screwed up week. It's gonna completely scrub our entire month.

[Bobbo]

So you will return home Thursday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know, but give me the VIN is still rolling, guys. All weekend long. Long. The automated system's up. Just go to givemethevin.com, put your VIN number in, and it'll shoot you a range offer. And then when we see your pictures and ask a few questions, we'll send you an exact offer. Thanks again. Have a happy Fourth of July, Bobo. Turley. And J.D. thanks for being such a support on taking so much heat. All right, talk to you later.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money. It's good.