#104 John Clay Wolfe Show 7/8/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #104 (Aired 7/8/17)

Podcast Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings listeners the signature mix of humor, car talk, pop culture banter, and unfiltered commentary. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, John Clay Wolfe and his crew – JD Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, DJ Pre K, and a host of colorful call-in guests – deliver several hours of Saturday morning entertainment. The episode ranges from live car appraisals, music nostalgia, fake vs. real news, candid conversations about everything from boob jobs to strippers, and even some wild animal tales. The show thrives on witty repartee, audience interaction, and keeping the energy lively, irreverent, and occasionally outrageous.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

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1. Car Deals & Auto Talk

• Live Call-In Car Appraisals
  John rapidly fields calls from listeners wanting to sell vehicles, often turning negotiations into comedic exchanges. His direct style keeps things dynamic, with many callers having unrealistic price expectations.

  • Memorable exchange: 07:03
    John: "Does 17 grand buy it? I don’t care what you owe on it, ‘cause I’m going to pay the bank off for you…" Caller: "No, no, I’d have to have like 25 for it." John: "Oh, 25. Okay, so you called into a radio show and you’re expecting full blown retail for like the highest one you’ve ever seen in the Dupont registry."

• Boob Job for a Corvette

  • Segment: 10:50 – 13:35
  • A female caller wants $25k for a 2013 Corvette to pay for breast augmentation—John and the crew riff on the costs, sizes, and technology of implants, mixing genuine appraisal with shots at the absurdity.
    • John: "So, with the 5,000, you gonna go buy breastesses?" (13:07)
    • Caller: "Yes, sir… Haven’t decided yet [on size]."
    • JD: "Go with C. Don’t go crazy."
    • John: "You’re already selling off your assets to buy your new spare tires." (13:20)

• Unrealistic Price Expectations
  Repeatedly, callers overvalue their cars (“I want $16k for my '06 Ram” – 27:55), to John's amusement and exasperation.

• Luxury & High-End Car Appraisals
  John pitches that GiveMeTheVIN.com is hungry for "100 Granders" – high-priced vehicles – (“My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy 100 granders on the radio.” 34:48), explaining that unlike CarMax, his team isn't scared of Ferraris and Lambos.

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2. Crew Shenanigans & Character Bits

• DJ PreK (“Whitey Blackie”)
  The crew jokes about DJ PreK’s “identity,” mixtapes (“Ballin Off the Lot” – 20:24), and hip-hop persona.

  • “When the click ball, we got to do something big.” (21:00)
  • Bobbo: “I speak jive.” (21:23)
  • Playful banter about race, identity, and cultural stereotypes permeates these segments, all tongue-in-cheek.

• Fake News & Facebook Follies
  Multiple segments challenge the crew to judge headlines as real or Facebook fabrications.

  • Example: “Germans build an underground pipeline for beer” – real, but not as people might imagine (49:57)
  • “NASA politely clarifies it is not running a child slave colony on Mars” – real headline about fake news (126:15)
  • JD: “That’s the funny [part] – that NASA even acknowledged…” (126:58)

• “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” Game
  DJ PreK hosts the show’s “not-racist” yet racially playful guessing game, challenging the crew to guess the ethnicity at the heart of various stories.

  • Runner outruns a bear in Maine? (30:19)
  • “Gonna go with white… I’m gonna say African-American.” (31:33)
  • Outcome: Kenyan runner – both were right!, full laughter (31:39)

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3. Pop Culture & Music Toss-Ins

• Music Nostalgia
  The show features spontaneous references to classic rock (Bad Company – 24:09) and sports figures.

  • Bobbo: “Can I say something? …this would be like a perfect time for a great big cooter.” (18:19)
  • John: “Robert Plant, Paul Rogers, Chris Cornell – what order do you put them in?” (24:43)
  • “I’m gonna go Robert Plant, Rogers, Cornell.” – John (25:00)

• Rush Limbaugh Parody
  The crew lampoons Rush Limbaugh, with Bobbo voicing an exaggerated, high-as-a-kite “Rush.”

  • “Saturday mornings I still approach like I did as a child. I like a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, maybe a Pop Tart or two… a couple of Vicodins and a big Bloody Mary.” (42:17)
  • “Sometimes I like to go to Alabama… find some good pot.” (40:44)
  • “Any cocktail party, Rush?” – “Have a Vicodin and a half.” (42:45)
  • These segments are full of over-the-top satire and sendups of "conservative talk radio."

• Tony Romo’s Dad Bit
  A recurring character gives tongue-in-cheek football commentary and tall tales of Dallas Cowboys.

  • “Troy Aikman, he have 11 concussions…you get 12, what happen? They make you the governor.” (55:02)
  • “Tony always have a sharpie in his back pocket – ruined many a pair of Levi jeans this way.” (91:19)

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4. Offbeat Comedy & Life Commentary

• Strippers vs. Hookers
  A wild segment dissects the differences between strippers and "sex workers."

  • John (as fictional stripper): “No, you’re a dancer. You work showing dancing. Madonna and Brittany.”
  • “Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you feel like a Reese’s Peanut Butter.” (133:13)

• Fake or Real News Headlines

  • “Hookers for Health Care” – apparently real
  • “Student pilot survives plane crash in the Everglades only to be eaten by alligator” – true, much to the crew's amazement (146:32)

• Conversion Vans & Carmax Stories
  Trade-in war stories, exotic vehicles gone wrong, and the “Ferrari shield” and “sticker” scandals amuse the car crowd.

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5. Guest Appearances & Regulars

• Randy the Chipmunk
  A cartoonish, anthropomorphic chipmunk character, giving comedic commentary on life, 4th of July, and adventures at Six Flags.
  • “Have you ever had mouth to mouth from a duck?” (101:47)
  • “Once you quack, you’ll never go back.” (102:11)
• Strip Club Social Media Meltdown
  Crew discusses an eccentric friend’s wild posts about tipping and social media etiquette.
  • “[Quote from Strip Club]: If you don’t tip your waiter or delivery person, kill yourself.” (03:26)
  • John: “In strip club's world, it makes perfect sense.” (03:36)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Cash Offers:
  • “So does 17 grand buy it? I don’t care what you owe…” (07:53 – John Clay Wolfe)
• Boob Job Barter:
  • “With the 5,000, you gonna go buy breastesses?” (13:07 – John)
• On Fake News:
  • “NASA politely clarifies it is not running a child slave colony on Mars.” (126:44 – JD, Facebook folly segment)
• On Crew Bonding:
  • “I look forward to my Saturday.” “Amen.” (35:38 – Bobbo & John)
• On Audience & Callers:
  • “If you just want to be a snowflake and think about it, that's why we built the automated system…” (67:12 – John)
• On Rush Limbaugh:
  • “I like a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, maybe a Pop Tart or two… a couple of Vicodins and a big Bloody Mary.” (42:17 – Rush impersonation)
• On Selling the Dream:
  • “People in Austin have sense of humors.” (46:07 – John)
  • “My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio!” (93:54 – John)

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Important Timestamps for Segments

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |----------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 07:03–09:39 | Car deal negotiation (caller expects $25k, John’s appraisal banter) | | 10:50–13:35 | Woman selling Corvette for boob job money – lively debate and jokes | | 20:24–21:41 | DJ PreK “Ballin Off The Lot” mixtape conversation | | 24:09–25:20 | Bad Company, Rock Vocalists Discussion | | 30:19–31:50 | “White, Black, Latino or Other?” Guessing Game | | 40:16–42:44 | Rush Limbaugh parody, drugs, and breakfast confessional | | 46:47–47:55 | 94 Bronco caller; negotiation style sample | | 49:57–50:51 | Germans' Beer Pipeline – Real or Not? | | 53:58–55:28 | Cowboys linebacker arrested – discussion with “Tony Romo’s Dad” | | 99:33–102:40 | Randy the Chipmunk’s Six Flags misadventures | | 126:15–127:14 | NASA/Mars child slave colony fake news segment | | 146:17–146:32 | Plane crash/alligator story – and it’s apparently TRUE! |

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Show Tone and Style

The show is improvisational, raunchy, and gleefully irreverent. John’s sales expertise and humor, combined with a rotating cast of savvy radio personalities, create a constant push-pull between zany jokes, practical car advice, sharp local satire, and off-the-wall social commentary. Absurdist bits about chipmunks and fake news headlines intermingle seamlessly with hard-nosed wheeling-and-dealing on used cars.

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For New Listeners

If you’ve never tuned in before, expect unscripted, rapid-fire energy with a high tolerance for tangents—think morning sports radio crossed with Howard Stern, AutoTrader, and Saturday Night Live. The car deals are real, but so is the comedy. Sit back and enjoy the ride—just don’t bother calling in if you’re not ready to sell your car for real.

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Tip:

• To hear your car appraised, call early (before 9:30 am)!
• The show encourages listeners to go to GiveMeTheVIN.com for instant automated offers, ideal for tire-kickers and noncommittal sellers.

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Episode Summary

Main Theme:
Car buying and selling – straight talk, wild haggling, and lots of off-the-cuff fun

Core Content:

• Real listener car appraisals in real time
• Unfiltered humor and teasing
• “Real or Fake” news games and “White, Black, Latino or Other?” guessing skits
• Recurring characters and themed parody segments
• Pop culture and music commentary
• Occasional deep dives into Texas/Louisiana/Arkansas local flavor

Memorable for:

• A Corvette traded for a boob job
• DJ PreK’s “Ballin Off The Lot” and debate over identity
• Ridiculous negotiation expectations (and John’s blunt realism)
• Bizarre fake news headlines (NASA/Mars, German beer pipelines)
• Outrageous comedy bits like Randy the Chipmunk and “Tony Romo’s Dad”

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For car sellers, classic rock fans, and people who enjoy comedy with their coffee, this episode delivers the full John Clay Wolfe Show experience.

Transcript

[A]

Foreign. The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, or [e-mail]. Bob, you sound like you're in a good mood.

[B]

Really?

[C]

He is.

[B]

Yeah. What?

[A]

What are you high on? Life.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Well, you're bouncing. You're like Animal on the Muppets. I heard you yelling in the hallway. Oh, do you really? He's warming up your voice.

[C]

Drums, drums, drums.

[A]

Bobcat Goldway.

[B]

Whoa, man. Have a good time.

[A]

Is Whitey Blackie back with our breakfast yet? Go, boy. What?

[C]

I believe he's talking about DJ Pre.

[A]

K. I renamed him.

[C]

Oh, you did?

[A]

He. Whitey Black.

[B]

DJ Prek is such a great moniker.

[A]

Oh, did you see the post on our Facebook page? What is that about?

[B]

Standing the.

[A]

The. It's a legitimate. No, it's a legit. I found it in his Facebook thing from, like, four years ago. It's four years. It's a cover of one of his mixtapes. No.

[C]

I thought you guys made that up. Last week when I was gone.

[A]

I saw it. I'm like, why have we not played really yet? Ballin at the lot. And it's got DJ Pre K, AKA Whitey Blackie, with his W. I gotta watch out when I say.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

With his. With his uniform on. Of a Whitey Blackie.

[C]

Right. And young white man who kind of.

[A]

Sounds black and lives and breathes and things. Black.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Wants to be black. He identifies as black. What's that girl's name? Rosenthal. The Jew girl?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Jennifer Aniston.

[C]

No, Jennifer. Stop it.

[A]

Remember, she identified herself as black, and she was the Queen of the In. She wasn't Queen Latifah. She was Queen of the NAACP women's deal of curly hair.

[C]

And she said her parents were.

[A]

Was it Jennifer Rosenthal?

[B]

Not a black girl.

[D]

No.

[A]

No.

[B]

She's ginger.

[A]

And DJ PR is not a black guy.

[B]

No.

[A]

True, true. But he really.

[B]

Oh, man. He's got his Dr. J headband on this morning.

[C]

Yeah, he does.

[B]

Does he really?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

He's the man, dude.

[C]

Just keep wondering. There'll be a time in his life when he'll look back and go, he's.

[A]

Got a Dr. J headband on. Does he really? Yeah, he does. Oh, that's awesome.

[B]

In a big gold chain.

[A]

Right? Right.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

He's going to get us. He's gonna hook us up with some grub. Yes. Some fried pork skins, some ham hocks and some pickle pigs. Feet for Bob over.

[B]

I love that guy. On the other hand, strip club has lost his damn mind again.

[A]

Again. What happened to him?

[C]

What was the missed a week?

[A]

What happened? Well, I tagged you that on Facebook because I wanted you to look at the pictures of the people that were posting on his page. Yeah, the conversation. They were all Renaissance fair people.

[B]

Oh really? Yeah, I knew there was something.

[A]

They were all Rennies. I mean every time I'd read a weird response, I'd click. I was like, ah, that's like Oaks Log from Sloggy's Law.

[B]

Strip club's quote. And this is just yesterday.

[A]

Okay. Who knows?

[B]

If you don't tip your waiter or delivery person, kill yourself.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That makes sense.

[A]

Yeah, It's a follow up.

[B]

It does not make sense.

[A]

It's logical.

[B]

In strip club's world, it makes perfect sense.

[A]

The back and forth was what was funny.

[B]

I carried this pizza for 12 miles all the way down the bayou and they didn't even give me a tip. They should kill theirselves.

[A]

My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the JC Dub Show. JD Ryan is my co host to the right. Bobbo is our co host to the left.

[B]

Good morning everybody.

[A]

Turley is our in the middle with.

[C]

Us.

[A]

Randy the Chipmunk. Good morning, Randy.

[D]

Hi everybody.

[C]

How are you doing?

[D]

I'm having a tough week.

[C]

You had a tough week?

[D]

Yeah, I'll tell you later. It's a long story.

[C]

Okay. You know, you look a little disheveled.

[D]

I am, I am.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You need comb your hair by the way.

[D]

Oh yeah. I look a work on it.

[C]

You gonna work on it?

[D]

Yeah. See you later.

[C]

All right.

[A]

800-800-Radio is the calling number. If you want to. If you want me to hang a number, a car or ask me a car question before we get too busy in here this morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The phones are always slow like from earlier now till 9:30.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought they were just busting.

[A]

Well, they're busting but not like later then. It's just then we just have wake up, sober up.

[B]

All the car calls, all the love you calls come in this time of morning.

[A]

This is true. The love you calls do come in early.

[B]

Oh, Jonathan Clay Wolf. I love your show.

[A]

I love you.

[C]

Love you.

[A]

Where are you from, honey?

[B]

I want to take you to NRH2O.

[A]

What? NRH? North Richland Hills Water Park.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you go there for supervised visitation day on Tuesdays?

[B]

I like it to get a little time because I have no time on my tatas.

[A]

Do you have. Do you have kiddos?

[B]

That's crazy. Probably.

[A]

Probably.

[B]

She does.

[C]

Probably.

[A]

I was wanting to keep talking to you. Yeah, I was not wanting you to leave just yet.

[C]

I had a bathing suit in mind.

[A]

God, I apologize. Fake or real? Facebook news? I see this here. Is it funny?

[C]

There's all kinds of bizarre things this morning.

[A]

DJ Pre K. How about this?

[C]

Zombies descend on Hamburg for G20 protest. Real or Facebook poly?

[A]

Well, I don't think that zombies are real zombies. Certified real yet.

[C]

Descend on Hamburg for G20 protest.

[A]

Hamburg, Germany.

[B]

Yeah, but that's not the Hamburg.

[C]

That's where the. Mr. International News over here. Why are they bothering the Hamburglar? Germany?

[A]

Yeah, I think it's right.

[C]

It's actually real. CNN news reports there's a bunch of. Bunch of walking.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

Walking Dead. Something straight out of the Walking Dead nightmare. They're basically people dressed up as zombies to make a pro. It's a political protest, but it's a funny headline.

[A]

What are they trying to say? What are they saying?

[C]

That the world is dead.

[A]

They were all dressed up as whores and they were marching like with high heels in. In like SS outfits. What would that be saying?

[C]

It's a performance. Performance piece. Basically saying the world is dead and we're all walking dead. Blah blah, blah, blah.

[A]

You know, there's a. There's a group in Colorado called Flatworlders.

[B]

Oh, I saw your Flat Earthers.

[C]

Yeah, Flat Earthers.

[A]

Flat Earthers.

[C]

What is wrong with people?

[A]

I mean, they're really serious that the earth is flat. We even have pictures.

[B]

I mean, come on.

[A]

They're just out there. So the Scientologists will have somebody to make fun of also.

[C]

Somebody a little.

[A]

Everybody's gotta have somebody that they can poke fun at.

[B]

Would you like some formal counseling?

[C]

I love that.

[A]

I love that.

[E]

What do you want more?

[C]

More Real or fake?

[A]

I'll grab this dodge real quick. 800-800-7234. Put one on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 06 SRT 10 with 17. So it's a 10 cylinder Viper truck.

[E]

Yes, it is.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Mesquite.

[A]

How serious are you about selling it?

[E]

I'm pretty serious because I.

[A]

What I've noticed on these kind of cars, we buy a lot of them off the website on Give me the vin. But guys call into the radio and they want to brag about their truck. And then like we make a deal and then they scurry off like. Like the girl that You've been buying drinks for all night and then she goes to the bathroom and you never see her again. You know that one?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So I'm just, I'm just wanting to preface with what? What? One, are you married? And two, are you really going to sell this thing?

[E]

No, I'm single and I, I. As you can see with the 17000 miles. I don't drive.

[A]

You don't drive me. Are you a truck driver?

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay. A lot of truck drivers have cool old stuff like this and they don't have any miles on them because they don't drive them because they're always on the road.

[C]

That makes sense.

[A]

So are you sitting down where we can. I bought a lot of these lately. I know the market on them. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[E]

Yes, it does.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

It's got the, it's got the tunnel cover.

[A]

What color?

[E]

It's black.

[A]

Black. All right. Is it a 10? Is it a 10? On a scale of one to 10?

[E]

I'd say it's probably a nine and a half.

[A]

All right. Does 17 grand buy it?

[E]

No.

[A]

Does 18 grand buy it? No.

[E]

I was. I owe 16 on it.

[A]

So let's start over. Does 17 grand buy it? I don't care what you owe on it, cuz I'm going to pay, I'm going to pay the bank off for you.

[E]

Right.

[A]

So does 17 grand buy it?

[E]

No, no, I'd had to have like 25 for it.

[A]

Oh, 25. Oh, okay. So you called into radio show and you're expecting full blown retail for like the highest one you've ever seen in, in the Dupont registry.

[E]

No, I've looked around. Most of them are going for around 32.

[A]

No, they're not. No, they're not. That's just not true. Hell no, it's not true. Will 22 grand buy it?

[E]

No. Like I said, no.

[A]

I just hung up on him. All right. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What did we miss last week? We need to play some Natty lights for the people. They want those and we didn't give them. So we can give the early guys the ones that went late and then we can. Do we have any new ones? If we don't, that's okay. No, but yeah, they're scheduled to play here. You want them right now? I want it right now. I want it right now. Baby, come on. Right now. On demand. Let's be spontaneous.

[C]

Spontaneous?

[B]

He doesn't make blondes from his Swisher cigarillos. He still practices is the time honored tradition of rolling an actual hooter. A penny saved may be a penny earned, but a short tip for lunch at Denny's is truly a wonder to behold. He believes life is a constant struggle between the joys of owning a boat and keeping the bastard running. God, he is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. I think we should still play them as scheduled, Michael. I think that's funny. Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

Hey, what's up?

[E]

Well, unlike the last guy, it does take 25 to buy my vehicle, but it's worth it.

[A]

Do you actually put out it's worth it?

[E]

No, but I need the money for a boob job, so I'm hoping you'll give me 25 for it.

[B]

It's an awfully good.

[A]

Cause it is an awfully good. You need the money for a boob job? How much aside.

[C]

It's a high end boob job.

[A]

Wait, let's get. Let's get back to the car. Hang on, we'll. We've got several things talking about. We started with put. Do you put out? We've got boob jobs and we've got a car.

[E]

All right, I've got a 13 Corvette. It's a GS convertible.

[A]

Okay, I got.

[C]

The consultant just called. They said actually talk about the car.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Those three topics.

[A]

Okay, Take boobs. Hang on. We got. Okay, you got a G. You got a grand sport Corvette. What year? 13. How many miles?

[E]

63,000.

[A]

You know, you're right about there, aren't you? What color is it? You. It must have been shop. If you've already nailed this thing down to 25,000, then you've already been shopping somewhere.

[E]

Well, I earned it from some. Some old man, but I took it from him. But of course I earned it.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

I'm not saying a word.

[C]

Playing you, Johnny, she knows you.

[A]

I'm not an old man. No, and I didn't give her a Corvette. I give my girlfriend's Cadillacs. No, I got a Cadillac. Wasn't that in the mob scene? A Cadillac in an apartment, Right? Yeah. Okay, so We've got a 13. You said it's a hard top.

[E]

No, it's a convertible.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

G.S.

[A]

25 grand. Does have a clean carfax or do.

[E]

You know clean carfax?

[A]

Where's the title leather?

[E]

I've got a 20. 20 thousand dollar payoff.

[A]

Okay, I can handle that. 25, 000 on a 13 grand sport convertible with clean car effects in tacky miles. I'll buy that car for 25, 000 if you'll sell that car for 25,000. So do we have a deal? I will.

[E]

We do have it.

[A]

Okay, so I'm going to give you $5,000 equity and go pay off the bank for $20,000. What are you gonna. And with the 5,000, you're gonna go buy breastesses?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Don't call me sir. Just call me. What? So what, like what size?

[E]

Haven't decided yet.

[C]

ABCD Go with C. Don't, don't. Don't go crazy.

[A]

Well, let's talk about it. Let's vote right here. I mean, you're already. You're already selling off your assets to buy your new spare tires. So what are you going to. What size? What. What are the options?

[C]

Yeah, teach us.

[E]

Well, right now we're about an A. We're looking for a C or possibly a D. We don't want to go too big, though.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You can never go too big if you're an A.

[C]

You're probably a lean young lady. Yes.

[A]

Are you lean?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

How old are you?

[C]

So don't overdo it.

[A]

What's a nice way to say that? What is your age? Yeah. What year did you graduate high school?

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Getting smarter. Hey.

[E]

2012.

[A]

This hell's gonna make her. Oh, gosh, she's young. Yeah. Wow.

[C]

You 23.

[A]

Okay. And you're getting a boob job. That's okay. Suzanne King got a boob job in high school.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Junior year.

[C]

I wondered about her. Who the hell is that?

[A]

Her dad was a doctor.

[C]

Oh, well, there you go.

[A]

My best friend was D. Her. Anyway, back to you.

[C]

Way back.

[A]

So you're gonna go with seas?

[E]

Possibly, yeah.

[A]

Now, do they have that? I've heard that there's new technology out there that gives it more of that natural vibe and bounce.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Actually have a new system where they can show you, like, a diagram of what they're gonna look like as you're picking them. You get to shape and form your own.

[A]

Can you speak up a little bit? You're on the radio. Can you wake up?

[E]

I said there's a new system where you can actually shape and form your own exactly how you want them.

[A]

So it's like a cat design for boobs. Like. Like you go to the interior designer and lay out your house plans. Can you change your hair color and stuff and see and like Change your wardrobe and on. On the screen and see. Well, send us. Do you have any of those photos of like, have you gone through that process yet?

[E]

Not yet.

[A]

We want to. So we bought the car. Right. So we're going to see you. Where do you live?

[E]

Correct. In Houston.

[A]

No, we won't see you in person cuz we're in Dallas and my. Our Houston drivers will go pick up your car. Well, damn well keep. Be a pen pal, okay? Right. Keep the photos flying. Buying the cars, the boobs, the befores, the afters, you know, why don't you write a blog on our Facebook page?

[E]

All right. We'll do. Hopefully with the new boobs, I'll have more cars to sell you.

[A]

Okay, baby, let's play house. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

Can't write them like that.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in there. I'm gonna hit this one on the way out the door. 09Z71 hoe, Zach. With leather roof and nav white 20 inch wheels. So 09 with 81. It's. It's. It's. It's a four wheel drive or two.

[E]

Four wheel drive?

[A]

Is it more than 15 grand?

[E]

I. I like it. It's. I mean it's been obviously paid off the year, so I'd like to see a little bit more than 15 grand.

[A]

15 1.

[E]

But Dex, I don't know if I can do 15.

[A]

15 too, because it's.

[E]

Well, I'm not having to sell.

[A]

What's it take to buy it, Zach? God, you're killing me.

[E]

Well, I've been told that it's.

[A]

I mean, it's your car. I don't care what you've been told. I'm looking for a number. I'd hate to price another man's property. It's your car. How much is the son of a.

[E]

Bitch I was looking for? Around 18 or 19.

[A]

Well, I mean, if it's 18 or 19, I'm sure as hell not gonna give 19 if you started at 18. 18, right. So will 18 buy it? Call me back. Zach. 800-800-7234. We'll hear from Zach after. After he gets off the pot and gets his morning his head all clear, gets his pipes cleaned out and gets ready to make a car deal.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[B]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, or [e-mail] in the beginning, wow. This song caught me off guard. This pretty good stuff. Who is this Mad company? This is a good tune. I just want to listen to this, man.

[B]

Can I say something? And I don't want to advocate anything, but this would be like a perfect time for a great big cooter.

[A]

Of one.

[B]

You got any grass?

[A]

It's pretty early.

[C]

Do I have grass?

[A]

You know, they just voted it legal in Las Vegas. They're already running out in Vegas.

[C]

It's legal. Like that wasn't a dark enough place. You know, we don't really have enough sin in this town.

[A]

If you need some. Some. Some Rocky Mountain, what do you need? Don't go next door to the car wash. Remember, those guys used to get it from that well?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, that was my man.

[A]

Was that Mexican Ditch or was that real Manuel?

[B]

That was the real Mexican dirt weed, man.

[C]

The real, real dirt weed.

[B]

50 bucks an oz. Oh, yeah, and that Oz was all.

[C]

Why are we asking about dope?

[A]

We'll get to Bob Floyd later. I'm just got our coffee.

[B]

Are we not friends?

[A]

Yeah, I got your coffee right here, man. DJ Pre K, everybody. I'm gonna rename him Whitey Blackie if you don't.

[C]

We have a picture of him anywhere.

[A]

He's on our Facebook page.

[C]

Witness the strength of street knowledge.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we. I put it on our Twitter. Twitter, my Twitter. And the John Clay show Facebook page just a minute ago. Yeah, looking fly. His weekly outfits.

[E]

You are, man.

[C]

You are looking flat.

[A]

I got to do it. When you got dressed this morning, what were you thinking?

[C]

I was thinking someone would turn the lights on.

[A]

I was thinking, you know, how can I kill him today? You know, how can I get myself on the Facebook page again? You know I got to do it, baby. What were you thinking? Like, who. Who are you channeling? Because you got to look that I can't quite. It's like John McEnroe meets Magic Johnson. Yeah, maybe. Maybe John McEnroe meets Alan Iverson. Well, the Wimbledon is going on right now. 80s Jerry curl kind of style with the hair. And how. How hard was it to get your hair to like that? Oh, it ain't nothing little S Curl can't fix.

[B]

Shoot, that ain't nothing but ultra.

[A]

For real.

[C]

So in your head, when you're talking to yourself, do you talk like that or you go, hey, man, all the time, baby. It's a lovely Saturday.

[A]

All righty. He is B. Rad from Malibu's Both most wanted, but he's from ael, Texas. Texas, baby. Ael. So, balling off a lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

We came across a mixtape cover of you, DJ Prek, hanging over a dealership with all these cars and with your chains and everything. It says balling off a lot.

[C]

When was that?

[A]

When was that made? Yeah, I mean, it was made about maybe a year ago, I gotta say. You know, mixtape available now. Y' all can hit me up.

[B]

Cjd. That's how you define the genuine article. Dude was doing it before he even met us.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When I saw it, I thought it was for us.

[C]

I did, too. I saw it on Facebook. I went, oh, well, they. I was out a week, and they came out with a cd.

[A]

He's got another one he showed me last night of him in a Cornish or me convertible rolls. Oh, yeah, I got plenty.

[C]

Don't worry.

[A]

I've been doing this for years now. Why is the mixtape called balling off the Lot? Well, my boy got a new car, so, you know, I just wanted to celebrate, you know, a little bit. You know, whenever me and my click ball, we got to do something big.

[C]

When the click ball. Can you define that for me?

[A]

When? When. When group. When they go balling.

[C]

When they go ball. What is ball?

[A]

Spend a little bit of money having fun.

[B]

I speak jive.

[C]

Well, okay, sir, can you tell me what balling is?

[B]

What he means is when his click be.

[E]

Balling.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

That means hanging out, having a nice time.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

His group of gentlemen hang out, have a nice time, and they're balling off the lot. It's like a car lot, okay?

[B]

Driving the car away from the lot.

[C]

Having a good time. Driving the car.

[B]

Not bawling, drinking a grape drink.

[A]

You said it.

[B]

And smoking a great big giant Hooter.

[A]

Yeah. That's twice as maybe a Greg swisher. Having a fine time.

[C]

Grape swish.

[A]

Thank you. Bloody black. You're always. Thanks for grabbing our stuff, Ben. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey. You can hear me?

[A]

Yeah. Are you. If I buy this car, I'm going to be balling off the lot.

[E]

Yeah. Sounds good. Yeah. I'm a paramedic here in the Dallas area.

[A]

Is this a truck? Is it diesel?

[E]

Yeah, it's a Hemi. It's the larger Hemi, the 6.4.

[A]

So it's not a diesel. It's gas. And is it slt?

[E]

Nope, it's a standard model st. Yeah.

[A]

Does it. Does it have a gray grill or a chrome grill?

[E]

Let me see. It's a. It's. It's got a black grill.

[A]

So it's a stsd. Do this.

[E]

Yeah. Got the snug top, camper top. I've got weather check flooring.

[A]

Four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[E]

Four wheel.

[A]

Go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheven.com load the VIN number in. Take an exterior photo in an interior photo that we can see it. I'm gonna email you an offer because there's three different versions of this ST truck and I need to make sure that I know which one it is and when I see it, I'll know. 800-800-Radio 800 and 800 7234. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars right here on this station in this city.

[C]

Can stand still Got a flaming heart can get my.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay.

[F]

Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with give me the vin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 RADIO. At 800800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] in the beginning, I made him play the song again.

[B]

Okay, now you know. I know. Bad company, right? Which one is this?

[A]

Silver, blue and gold.

[B]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[A]

This is one of those deep ones you hadn't heard in a long time. This is like that. That, buddy, you haven't seen.

[B]

Outstanding. How many. How many singers have you seen live.

[A]

That are better than Horse Trainer? How many singers?

[B]

What? Better than Paul Rogers?

[A]

I mean, you know, he's right there with the. We were going through this. I mean, is how long ago did Chris Cornell die?

[B]

It feels like a year and a half.

[A]

Well, I think it's about six weeks. So now that that's all eased up.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So we don't have to. But we can. We don't have to put him at the top of the list now.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, we're over it.

[A]

We're not over it, but he. He. He's. He's lost two points because it's over. So Paul. Chris Cornell, Robert Plant, Paul Rogers. What order do you put them in?

[B]

I would have to say.

[A]

I'm gonna go Robert Plant, Rogers, Cornell. Yeah, Cornell's great, but this guy, just pure vocalist. Pretty good. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. I. I have a gay horse trainer that wants to sell his truck. So it's very, very nice. 2015 Dodge Crew Cab, Dual. Truly.

[C]

How do we know he's gay? And why does it matter?

[A]

It's. I'm getting a lot of texts this morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

I'm gay. I'd like to sell a horse trainer.

[A]

What is. Is that? I don't know what he's trying to say.

[C]

I don't either.

[A]

It just confuses me. Maybe I shouldn't have.

[C]

Did it literally start with, hey, I'm a gay horse trainer?

[A]

This is. I have a gay. It's a friend of mine. Oh, okay. I have a gay horse trainer.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I don't think he, like, owns the guy, but he has a friend in my closet. This guy's in horses that have it locked up. What he's trying to say is it's a hundred thousand mile Dodge Dually.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

But since his friend is half Philly.

[C]

I got you.

[A]

Then it's going to be nicer than the one that's been all kicked around by a nasty bull.

[B]

Ain't it always the case?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's all. And I agree. I do pay more money for those cars.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Because they're nicer. Nick and 06. Nick, are you Nick? Are you a horse trainer?

[E]

Yeah, No, I know. I'm against either.

[A]

Nothing about it, but yay. I just didn't know if you were in the horse business, cuz. You got a 06 Dodge Diesel?

[E]

No, I got an 06 Dodge Diesel.

[A]

What? What have you got?

[E]

I got a FLP Ram 1500 with a Hemi 2006. 32,000 miles.

[A]

Okay. How long ago you buy it?

[E]

It's original.

[A]

I mean, you bought it new.

[E]

Yeah, it's got the tunnel cover on it too. Never. Navigation, Bluetooth. And is it leather?

[A]

Huh?

[E]

No.

[A]

Is it leather? Where are you calling from? You sound kind of. Have you been up online?

[E]

No, I've been sick. Smoking.

[A]

Smoking.

[E]

Some brisket and some ribs.

[A]

Okay. Okay. You sound like you're zooming. Yeah.

[C]

Sounds like you're smoking.

[E]

Oh, heck no. No, I'm Christian, dude. I know, I know it's over four years.

[A]

I know, Chris. I know Christians that will. That will suck on those glass pipes.

[E]

Not no more.

[A]

Were you methy back in the day? Back in the day. A little meth, a little this, little that.

[E]

Hey, I'm retired Navy too.

[A]

What's the longest you've ever been up in one sitting?

[E]

3 days.

[A]

06 Dodge Ram. Is it leather? Cloth.

[E]

Cloth wood grain.

[A]

I love the. Is it a regular cab or a crew cabin? I think it's eight grand.

[E]

Yeah. Not getting good. It's nit this thing is, Nick.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[E]

Oh, you're not even close.

[A]

It's a 06, dude.

[E]

It's like four body styles, 32, 000 miles, and I got the original tires on it.

[A]

Then it needs tires. Yeah, that's not good.

[E]

No, I'm looking for something right now. And offer up.

[A]

What? What's it take to buy it?

[E]

Looking like 16.

[A]

You want 16 grand for a 06?

[E]

Let me shoot you the picture.

[A]

I don't need to see the pictures. I buy it and sell these things every day. I bought a 1500 mile one the other day for 11, and I've lost like 300 on that.

[E]

I wish I would have found you earlier.

[A]

Oh, my God. But he quit. He quit it. But it shows that it's still with it.

[C]

It never really goes away.

[A]

Never really goes.

[C]

Never really goes away.

[A]

There's a Nancy Reagan moment if I've ever had one. Here's your brain. Here's your brain on drugs. Here's an 06 Dodge Ram that most are worth $4,000. But this one's got good miles on it. So John offered him what, $8,000?

[C]

Yeah, twice.

[A]

But here's an 06 Dodge Ram for somebody that's on drugs. He wants $16,000 and he can't quit talking.

[C]

That's what he owes his deal damn high.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. White, black, Latino. Is that what's next?

[C]

White, black, Latino or other actually is. It's been taken out of my control.

[A]

It's been.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, they ripped it away from me and they gave it to. Who else would be better in this room to do that than our very own. Oh, DJ Pre K. He can read these stories and sort of say, give his own little flair to him.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Because we don't about to witness the.

[C]

Strength of street knives. We don't really know what he is. Yeah, he might even be.

[A]

He's like a hat from Saturday night.

[C]

We don't know. We don't know for sure. So he's got, he's got stories. Now we get to decide whether the person in the story is a white person, a black person, Latino, or maybe other.

[A]

800-872 Trefo. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the number you call in. Good morning, Oklahoma, Austin, Houston, JY, JY, South Louisiana, North Louisiana, Aran, all you guys, the whole region.

[B]

Our friends up in Wichita Falls, Dallas.

[A]

They don't pick up until nine.

[B]

Nice to see y'. All.

[A]

They're not on yet. Nine o' clock, we pick up about five more stations. But anyway, call in now and I'll put a number on your car. I want to buy them. I don't want to talk about them. Call me if you want to sell your rig, if you're serious, if you, if you're just a tire kicker, go to givemetheven.com and it will throw you a number automatically and I won't have to think about it. Okay. Dj, good morning. What up, what up? What you got? Oh man, it's time for everybody's high key favorite racist game show.

[B]

God.

[A]

I don't think it's racist, but okay. Today we got this cat who is a professional runner who's getting his walk on through the forest of Maine when he sees some in the wrong hood, you know, what set you claim kind of stuff. So the bears start chasing this fool.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And you know, he put those professional runner legs to work and ran like hell off into an abandoned house before the bears could take a chunk out of his ass.

[C]

Okay, so the bear was bigger.

[A]

White, black, Latino or other man in Maine.

[C]

Maine. Makes you think maybe a white guy. But he outran a bear.

[A]

Oh, right.

[C]

I don't want to have a Jimmy the Greek moment here, but.

[A]

Well, that. That guy saying Bolt, is that his name?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's the fastest man in the world right now, isn't he? Yes, he is. Yeah. I'm gonna go black just because of the speed. Yeah, but he got caught. So I'm saying a white man who got caught, he got a. He lost the part of his butt cheek. Oh, I missed that part. No, I said before they could take a choke out of his ass. He got away narrowly. I ran a bear outran a bear. Bears are fast.

[C]

Yeah, but you're scared. Yeah. White man can run fast. I'm going to go with. I'm going to go with white.

[B]

I'm going to say African American.

[A]

All right.

[B]

He and the bears.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

All right.

[A]

All right. Y' all on it this time, man. Kenyan runner, Meninde Marube. Yeah, he was a runner. Real runner. Cool runnings, baby.

[B]

Let's begin.

[A]

I've got a buddy that adopted four, four or five kids from Cambodia.

[C]

Oh, that's great.

[A]

And they're all brother and sister, and one of them, they live in Tyler, Texas, and one of them is the state champion long distance runner already. Wow. Never done it in his life competitively. Just gets over here and he's like, seriously joking. He's like, dude, we used to run through the woods like this all the time for hours. This is nothing. And then, funny, they were just screwing around. And like the track coach, it's like a movie. The track coach, Sean. Something's like, what's up with this guy?

[C]

What is it?

[A]

Yeah, at the Tyler, you know, Tyler.

[C]

Texas High school, he's running to the popcorn stand now.

[A]

Now he's running all over the place.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Put him on hold. 800, 800 radio. Bobo.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

DJ, will you tell him to put him on hold? Put them on hold. Thank you. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I got a 2015 F150FX Ford Lariat.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

37,000 miles.

[A]

Sunroof?

[E]

No, sir.

[A]

What color?

[E]

White.

[A]

What city are you in?

[E]

Houston.

[A]

It's a four wheel drive crew. Cabalarian. It's a. What'd you say? Sixteen new body style? No. Everything but a roof in 37,000 miles.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Oh, gosh, I'm going to have to look that one up. Have you had any other bids yet?

[E]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay. Is it 35 grand?

[E]

No.

[A]

What is it?

[E]

No, I'd like to be about 40.

[A]

40. What's your payoff?

[E]

I think it's like 50.

[A]

Oh, wow. Damn. Ouch.

[E]

Yeah, I rolled over some negative equity in it.

[A]

Sounds like you rolled a lot. Yeah. Did you roll your divorce settlement into it?

[E]

I'm working it though.

[A]

Holy 35. Hang on, let me look something up. Okay. Average MMR, which is Mannheim Market Report. The average $36,000 is what with 30, 36,000 miles. So I said I'm right there, there. That's the money without the sunroof. It's not going to oversell. So it's going to be. It's a 35 to $36,000 truck. Good luck with the divorce. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com.

[B]

What a lot of dollars, man.

[A]

Oh, 35.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For a truck.

[B]

Upside down.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he's.

[B]

He's upside down.

[C]

What's the most upside down you've seen somebody ever?

[A]

About 30.

[C]

God. How do you do that?

[A]

Well, you get into expensive cars and you get in these $33,000 douchey Lambo.

[C]

But you would think if you're, that you got that kind of money, you would go in with cash, you would throw some down before. You would never get that upside down. But I guess I'm not stupid.

[A]

What's the most expensive car you've ever Driven?

[C]

Ever driven? 45,000.

[A]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[C]

Why haven't you?

[A]

Well, we just had some big stuff. We've been, we've been really buying a lot of hundred grand cars lately. We want to, we want to start focusing on 100 grand or hundred granders. I, I want people to know that we buy 100 grand rigs and we do all the time. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy 100 granders on the radio. Be right. The John Clay Wolf show phone bill is currently paid. So call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail]. hey, Baba.

[B]

Yeah, daddy.

[A]

You're a heavyset male.

[B]

That's putting it very nicely, thank you.

[A]

Well, there's nobody I'd rather be sitting here with this morning than you. You guys, you know, I. I look forward to my Saturday. I do too.

[B]

Amen.

[C]

I can't tell you how much I do.

[A]

And I didn't realize how much I'd miss my wife until she got back.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

Yeah, absence makes the heart grow fonder, you know.

[A]

But what's it mean when? When. Seriously? So I'm like, hey, baby, you're giving her that look. Yeah, baby. And we'd already reunited.

[B]

I understand.

[A]

You know, after the. After her being in Europe.

[C]

Gone for how long? A month.

[A]

But, you know, can you ever have enough?

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

Have you ever had anybody say they had a bad one? No, but anyway, I was like, hey, baby, you want to fool around?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

She's like, no, but I'll do 100 sit ups with you.

[C]

What?

[B]

What.

[A]

What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean?

[C]

Why? Well, I mean, she getting in great shape. Maybe she wants you to be in better health. She'll live longer so you can be with her longer.

[A]

Maybe she's trying to tell me I'm getting fat.

[C]

No, maybe she's. Hey, babe, let's work out together. That's a very cool thing to do.

[A]

Hey, baby, do you want to fool around? No, but I'll do a hundred sit ups with you.

[B]

That's that European thing.

[A]

Yeah, that's just a. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how you doing? I got a tough one for you.

[A]

Okay. Are you a dealer?

[E]

I've got 2012. No, just got a vehicle. I've had a hard time getting the value on it because of different. Different reasons.

[A]

Okay. Do you have a title to it?

[E]

Yeah, I do.

[A]

Is the title in your name or your wife's? Your dad's or who?

[E]

Yeah, it's in mine.

[A]

Okay. I just want to make sure I see here 2012 GMC Savannah van with 65, 000 miles. So I got that part of it. What. Who did the conversion?

[E]

Yeah, it's a Explorer van conversion.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Limited se.

[A]

I'm gonna ask you specific questions. Does it have a. The high top deal. The raised roof?

[E]

It's got the high top.

[A]

Does it have the. Does it have another air conditioner on the back or just factory air throughout?

[E]

It's got rear air, yeah.

[A]

Okay. Does it have a generator? Is it. Is it a normal decked out conversion van, or is it like set up RV style with a generator and a microwave and all that?

[E]

Oh, no, it's. It's a passenger conversion van. It's not a live in.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Rv.

[A]

Average, rough or clean?

[E]

It's. I would say average.

[A]

Okay. Do you have a payoff on it? Yeah, what do you know?

[E]

We owe 20.

[A]

Okay. So what have you been hearing as far as offers?

[E]

Well, when you look it up, a lot of times these things are. Value are priced like a.

[A]

Yeah, it's I mean. No, I understand. But when you said you've had, have you taken it to anybody? Has anybody. Have you had what's the best?

[E]

Oh, you're. You're the first. You'd be the first.

[A]

Okay, So I think a 12 GMC Savannah van. Do you want to sell it?

[E]

Oh, just kind of getting the value on it in case something happens to it.

[A]

No, go to the website. I want to buy. This hotline is for people that are selling their trucks and cars. We're on. We're on 17 cities around the country. And this is for live deals, not. Not B.S. you know, hey, what do you think my car is worth? If you want to sell it, I got you. Well, okay.

[E]

I could consider that.

[A]

Okay. I mean, I'll buy the. I'll buy the van. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll work on it. Offline, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have a website that will bid your car immediately. Immediately, like instantaneously, from the time I.

[C]

Get there till 30 seconds.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, but I, but the fun of this show is, is negotiating with people and actually doing deals.

[C]

Just looking for a number to maybe throw at your buddies or throw it another friend. Go to the website, Give me the bin.

[A]

And radio. Bids are good for now, today, right now. When they come back two weeks later. Well, John said he'd give in a minute. Two weeks is two weeks market changes. If we talk on the air today and you want to do it, you need to go to the website and lock it up.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You need to go to.

[C]

After they talk to you on the radio, go to the website.

[A]

Okay, give me the vin dot com. Give me the vin dot com. Do not call in Thursday and say I called in Saturday. No, if you called in today and we do a deal on the air, you need to go to the website and lock it up.

[C]

Are things changing? Money changing all the time.

[A]

All the time. Radio bids are good for today.

[C]

Today.

[A]

Now give me the VIN. Bids are good for 48 or 72 hours. I forgot they're online. 48. 48 hours. 800-800-723-34800. 800 radio. Rush Limbaugh.

[C]

Rush is around today. I missed you guys so much last week while I was moving.

[A]

I love those conversion vans, by the way, and I want to buy them badly. I think that's why I was so. Cuz I really wanted to buy. Hi, Rush. Do you like conversion vans?

[B]

I own 14 conversion vans.

[C]

Why would you own 14 vans?

[B]

Well, I do like to travel. Sometimes I'm only on for three hours in the morning.

[C]

Yeah, you're only on three hours.

[B]

Sometimes I'd like to go to Alabama.

[C]

You probably take an entourage with you.

[B]

Find some good pot.

[C]

No, you.

[B]

There's nothing down here in Florida anymore.

[C]

Oh, my God. Florida. No pot of you, sir.

[B]

But you, my friend, would be surprised.

[C]

I guess I.

[B]

What about the great. The great meeting with our. Our esteemed leader.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Donald D. Trump.

[C]

Donald Trump.

[B]

Showing some presidential wings.

[C]

Yeah, he is this week.

[B]

Talking to good old Vladimir Putin. That's gonna be a very nice guy. By the way, he sent me an anniversary present. Cuban cigars. Still hard to get in Moscow.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Well, and impossible here.

[C]

I wouldn't think anything, unless you want.

[B]

To hang around with the boat people.

[C]

The boat people?

[B]

Look, can you imagine in one room? Donald J. Trump, Vladimir Putin.

[C]

It's gonna be huge.

[B]

Now, Wonder Woman's out doing promotions for a movie right now, but I heard they've got Eagle man, plus the Green Lantern and Aquaman coming by. I don't think they're getting the Super Friends back together. It's gonna be awesome.

[C]

This is not accurate. I just hope they don't get that.

[B]

That Jan and Zana, those Wonder Twins. God, they hack me off.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Power of a dinosaur. Who does that?

[C]

What are you talking about?

[B]

Any cocktail party rush.

[A]

How high are you this. What are you on? What has happened?

[B]

Well, it is Saturday after all. What time is it there your way?

[A]

It's 9:15 out here in Texas, I think.

[B]

God, it's bright. It looks like two in the afternoon here in lovely Florida.

[A]

Have you been to sleep?

[B]

No, I sleep on Sundays. Okay, we're about 18 hours.

[A]

What do you do on your weekends when you're not doing your radio show? Why are you hanging out with us on Saturdays when you do radio all week? Aren't you sick of it?

[B]

I'll tell you something about the old teddy bear, El Rushbow. Saturday mornings I still approach like I did when I was a child. I like a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, maybe a Pop Tart or two.

[A]

Really?

[B]

A couple of Vicodins and a big Bloody Mary in the morning. A shipwreck. Bloody Mary, shipwreck. Who does this at home? Usually you have to go to Red Lobster, right? No, but I've got shrimp. I've got celery.

[C]

I don't see you at Red Lobster.

[B]

I've got spicy V8.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And cases upon cases of Absolute Vodka. That's a fine Bloody Mary. My friend.

[C]

Oh, my Lord.

[B]

You start with the Cocoa Puffs.

[A]

Why don't we start.

[B]

Have a Vicodin and a half.

[C]

We started at the G20 summit and you ended up with Cocoa Puffs.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Rush, call us back a little bit when you come down.

[B]

I'll try. Having trouble with the dial tones this morning. Can you hear me?

[C]

Oh, I hear you.

[B]

And we'll be back with more.

[A]

Well, you'll be back later on the.

[B]

Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[A]

Matthew, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hello, Matt.

[A]

An 07 Cadillac. A CTS with 150. It's not worth much. Darn, darn, darn, darn it.

[E]

Darn it.

[C]

Heck.

[A]

What? I think it's worth a thousand bucks.

[E]

Cheese. All right.

[A]

Blue cheese Louise. Maybe 1500. A 15 Audi hybrid. Wow, that's a tough one, Doug.

[E]

Well, it's. It's a really nice car.

[A]

No, I know. I hear you.

[E]

It's loaded. We've only got 60 less than 6,500 miles on it. We bought a.

[A]

The batteries keep running out. You can't get any miles.

[E]

Oh, no, not at all. No, this is hybrid.

[A]

It.

[E]

It has a gas motor. Also the four cylinder in the front, it's a Q.

[A]

Which one? Q1 Q5. Okay. Four cylinder hybrid. It's got a pony motor on it. Is it the prestige package?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yes. It's got everything. I mean, it has everything. It's completely loaded. We just decided to buy a Tesla.

[A]

You know, and, and, and, and Bobo, without looking. What city is Doug calling from? Yeah, I didn't want you to say it, Doug. I wanted him to guess because you're driving a hybrid. You're driving a hybrid. You're buying a Tesla. He's trying out for the new football team that's coming to Austin. What are they called, Bob?

[B]

The Austin Liberals.

[A]

The Austin Liberals. The Austin Liberals.

[E]

No, no, no, no, my friend. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

What?

[E]

Not the liberal.

[A]

You're not gonna try out for the Liberals football club this year?

[E]

No, sir.

[C]

Well, the quarterback always rolls out to the left.

[A]

That's good, J.D. that's good. Hey, this is a hard one to do on the air, man. What color is it?

[E]

It's gold colored with a kind of a goldish tan interior.

[A]

My knee jerk number off the top of my head. Head is 30 grand. But I'm not accurate on that number. I may be very accurate a lot of times. I'm exactly right. But I need to look this one up. So I need you to go to give me the VIN and Load it up with the VIN number and. And we'll work on it from there. Austin, Texas. So you're hearing us down there on that country station. Is this the first week you've heard us or have you been hearing this past couple weeks?

[E]

The very first time I've ever heard you. I'm actually driving. I'm into hot rod, so I'm driving to pick up another little car. I bought a little 27 rows.

[A]

What do you think? Do you think we can pull it off on this stick on the station or we. Are we. A big format adjustment. You there?

[E]

Well, this is a big format adjustment. I like the humor. Okay, so. So I think that's a big, big deal.

[A]

And people in Austin have sense of humors.

[E]

Well, I'm not.

[A]

Hey, I gotta keep rolling. Adam. A 14F 150, 46, 000 miles, two wheel drive worth about 20 grand.

[E]

20 grand?

[A]

Yep. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Jen. A 94 Bronco with a bucket a quarter on it. Turley, did we ever buy that beater Bronco out of Louisiana? That one? That was like 1500 bucks. He still hasn't gotten the title yet. So where's it coming from? The. The salvage yard or the insurance company? I don't know. There's a loss. It. It's. It's a complicated situation. But it's so cheap. Do we even need a title? Can we just do it on a bill of sale? I'm serious. Unless it's stolen. Jen, is your car stolen?

[E]

No, our car is not stolen.

[A]

Good, good. How long have you had it?

[E]

We've had it about 5 years.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean? About average.

[E]

I'm not like you talk to my husband. He was driving, but we've stopped now and he knows more about his truck.

[A]

Hey, I can't talk to you. Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen. I'm talking since we're on the air. It's going to be quick. We can talk off air. Go to givemetheven.com I'm thinking $2,000 off the top of my head, but I need to see it. If it's nice, I'll give. It's like two to four grand. So y', all, y' all load the pictures [e-mail] and.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'd much rather talk to you than your husband. I mean, what the hell do you think? You think I want to talk to your husband? I want to talk to you.

[E]

About the car.

[A]

Can you call me later?

[C]

John, stop it.

[A]

When you and him get done with your errands. You go call me later and we'll talk about them. Whatever. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Trevor and 01 Firehawk with a buck 60 on it. That's a lot of miles. I like the Firehawk though. Which. It's a. It's a true Firehawk.

[E]

Yes, sir. I got some matching numbers. SLP and coin title.

[A]

For those of y' all who don't know, a Firehawk was a. I don't even know what it was. It was just a hot rod Firebird that was a special big engine. What. What engine is in it? What. What makes him so special?

[E]

It's got the 57.

[A]

Wow. But what.

[E]

But didn't it with computer tune.

[A]

But didn't the Trans am have a 5 7?

[E]

Yes, I believe so. It this had a computer tuning as well though.

[A]

No, the Trans Am might have had a 5.0. I don't remember. Anyway, Firehawks are good, the miles are bad. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[E]

Say again?

[A]

On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[E]

I would say probably a seven.

[A]

So it's pretty nice. Is it three grand? Four grand?

[E]

I. I need more than that, unfortunately.

[A]

Why?

[E]

We got the money into try to pay off college debt.

[A]

What, so can you. Well, it. I mean, it's worth what it's worth, so work on it. Go Give me the VIN, load it up. I don't know. It's worth 3, 4, 5, 6. Maybe. Maybe 6. But. But if you need more than that, then don't even bother with those miles. All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four, eight. I want to grab this one real quick too. AJ and DeSoto King Ranch two wheel drive with 70. Does. Does. Does 12 grand buy it?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. It should go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Say John spitballed this one at 12 grand. I'll take it. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. What do I do next? Okay.

[E]

All right, you got it.

[A]

Thanks. If it's got a salvage title, if it's got a bad carfax, if it needs repair, I'm not going to buy it for that much. But if it doesn't, I am perfect. All right. What you got?

[C]

We have. Well, we can give you a headline now. This is a real headline or is this Facebook follow? You see it bouncing around on Facebook and you go, well, is it real news? Is it not? Here's the headline. Germans build an underground Pipeline for beer. Germans build an underground pipeline for beer. John says it's false, man.

[A]

They love their beer.

[C]

German build an underground pipeline for beer.

[B]

That's all they do in Germany is invade France and drink beer.

[C]

Well, so you're going to go with yes, I believe it.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

All right.

[C]

So Germany is constructing an underground beer pipeline over four miles long, will transport beer to a metal music festival that's taking place in August. Metal there actually, it's a metal concert like Slipknot. They're actually building. There's pictures of the guys. The pipeline is about 12 inches long and they're gonna pump beer to the metal concert.

[A]

But it's not a pipeline. It's what they've done, I think is made a PVC casing and they've got tons of lines in it for like beer lines. It's not like a flow going 12 inch water line main. Did you see the pictures? No, I mean I, I've run some. Some. Yeah, you know, so from the cooler to the taps.

[C]

Four miles.

[A]

No, you've got it. Good point, daddy. You've got a good point.

[B]

Holy God, Laszlo, somebody's giving alcohol to this crowd.

[A]

Four miles.

[B]

Yeah, you better pray to God there's some beer in that line.

[A]

20 seconds left. What have you got, J.D.

[C]

Oh, you're want to do one real quick? 1. Roadkill raccoon triggers fight that led to shooting guys dragging a raccoon down the road. Well, I'll go and tell you this, it's true. Guys dragging a raccoon down the road, people think it's a dog. So they start and they start beating him up on the side of the road. He's going, it's a raccoon for God's sake. I'm sure Randy, Randy will have something to say about that later.

[A]

Randy is coming up shortly. Randy the chipmunk and plenty more. Remember, 100 grand rig, rolls, Ferraris, all that heavy stuff. We want to buy that stuff. Give me the VIN100grander. Hashtag GMTV100grander. Remember, if you got some rich friends, or friends that used to be rich, they're going broke that need to sell and they have heavy cars. We want to buy those cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio bear.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com givein.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's Money John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with Gimme the. The vin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolf, and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[B]

There's a saying that the cream always rises to the top. He's more like the butter hiding at the bottom. Cafeterias make him furious because he knows that little kid three trays up is going to to swipe the last of the Salisbury steak. The little bastard. He doesn't engage in direct confrontations, but rather vanquishes his enemies with a daily string of early morning snarky tweets. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Charlie, the. We're watching tennis on television.

[C]

When.

[A]

Why is that the hot, hot tennis player chick? Does she make it to Wimbledon? And in northern Cornucoma. Gosh, she's. I think she's retired. She retired at my house. Maybe she was good looking. Yeah, well, there's one. There's one on there right now. Just from the quick shot with the long blonde braid and the tight tan legs, kind of reminded me of Anna Kournikova. Not really up the tennis so much, but we've had it in the buyer's office all week just so we can look at them. That's all. That's the only reason.

[C]

Lovely ladies of tennis.

[A]

Speaking of football, what's going on with naked man here? Another cowboy got in trouble.

[B]

What?

[C]

What's this?

[A]

Yeah, Romero, come over here. We got cowboy talk. Yeah, we'll probably.

[C]

Tony Romo's dad is here.

[A]

He loves commenting about the Cowboys.

[C]

Cowboy specialist.

[A]

Yeah. Damian Wilson, linebacker for the Cowboys Tuesday night, rested for aggravate assault. He was mad because this lady was taking up a parking space. And so, you know, he decided why not just pull out a shotgun and threaten her, you know, tell her to get out of the way. This is my spot.

[C]

Let go.

[B]

Is not.

[A]

Yeah, it's too easy. This is at the. The frit in Frisco at the Toyota. Toyota stadium where they're.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Play Soccer, which is weird. Yeah, Romero, I mean, you're our Cowboys expert. Tony Romo's dead. What do you think?

[B]

I cannot believe he does this. When we talk about the shotgun formation, this is something we do with the Cowboys.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Every play. Sometimes when we play the P. Steelers for jeers and jeez.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, Troy aman, he have 11 concussions.

[C]

Oh, yeah, we know that they have.

[B]

To protect the quarterback in Dallas. If you get 12 concussions, what happened? They make you the governor.

[C]

No, that's not true.

[B]

The governor of the state of things.

[C]

Not true.

[A]

No, you. That's wheelchair, not concussions.

[B]

This is what I hear talk about Rick Perry.

[C]

Maybe.

[A]

Not true.

[B]

Perhaps this is Colorado.

[C]

No, it's maybe Colorado. Yeah.

[B]

I don't know why he bring a shotgun to Walmart.

[C]

Why you bring him? Why carrying a shotgun?

[A]

Anyway, Romari, I'm gonna take a call. I want you back. We've got something. We want to talk to you today about 10:30.

[B]

I. I will be standing by.

[A]

Okay, thank you. Hardy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

It isn't Hardy yet.

[A]

What city?

[E]

Austin, Texas.

[A]

Austin, Texas. Cool. We've had some callers from Austin this morning. Is this the first time you've heard us? This is only our third week on.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you think?

[E]

First time. I like it. You need to say your phone number a little slower. It took me five times to get it off.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry. 800. 800, radio. Now, I know Austin. Austin, people. Where? You know, there's a lot of left handers down there, but I thought they could spell.

[C]

Yeah. Radio. R, Y, D, o, a.

[A]

Okay. O5. Chrysler SRT Crossfire. I love Austin. I got to Austin a lot. I part well had. Who hadn't partied in Austin?

[C]

6, 3.

[A]

It's only two and a half hours down the road, right? If you're driving fast, you've got a SRT Crossfire convertible with 80,000 miles.

[E]

No, no, it's a hard top.

[A]

Hard top.

[E]

It's the srt, the one with the supercharger.

[A]

Oh, sure. Wait. Aftermarket supercharger or the factory supercharger?

[E]

No, factory. Factory supercharger. But the supercharger went out about 3, 000 miles ago. And the dealership put a brand new supercharger in it.

[A]

God, what did you pay for that, huh?

[E]

8,000.

[A]

You should. You shouldn't have done that, man. I'm sorry.

[E]

I didn't pay it because I had that insurance coverage.

[A]

I didn't know we were fixing to play funeral music for you. In your supercharger. I think it's a. I think it's. I think it's. It's a five to six thousand dollars car.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

And I need to see it. You got to get. Give me the VIN. VIN. The VIN number. Grab the 17 digit VIN number loaded into my site. Put the miles, take a couple of pictures. Say, John, hit this at 5 to 6,000 on the radio. Here it is. And then we'll review the, the carfax, the auto check, look at the, the pictures and we'll email you an official offer letter and you can accept or decline it. And if you accept it, then we will get the process rolling, get the check cut, get the deal done.

[E]

Okay, sounds great. I got y' all the website, so just go to it and fill out all the stuff they're telling me to do, right?

[A]

30 seconds. It takes nothing. If you have the picture saved on your phone already, it's nothing. Givemetheven.com it's the fastest thing you'll ever see on what we're doing. 800-800-RAID. 800-800-7234. Bob, did you understand that?

[B]

I think I got it.

[A]

Okay, good. We'll be right back.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website, givemetheven.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Sell us your car. Give so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail] that's what it sounds like at my house now that my wife and kids are home.

[C]

You know that's gibberish.

[A]

Is it?

[C]

Doesn't mean anything. Found that out later.

[A]

Yeah, really.

[C]

Which I think was happening in your house. I think they talk gibberish just to watch you be like, well, the kid.

[A]

The kids don't speak Danish very well. So talk familia is about all it is.

[C]

So you get the wife who obviously is from Denmark.

[A]

Copenhagen.

[C]

Copenhagen.

[A]

That's why. And I dip skull. We have a lot in common. But you know, I think I'm gonna have a dip right now. Where's Walt Garrison, by the way? He had a good endorsement deal.

[C]

He did.

[A]

I need to get one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

American Tobacco.

[C]

They can't do it on the radio anymore.

[A]

Why?

[C]

It's a tobacco product.

[A]

But I'm. Am I. I'm always paying me to talk about dipping it.

[C]

So who else is at the house from that? Your wife's talking to somebody else.

[A]

Just FaceTime.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I thought maybe Skyping back to the motherland.

[B]

I remember when she brought her. Her friend came into town. You remember? A few years ago.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Just listening to him talk.

[A]

Do you have the. Do you have the clip? Turley? Yeah. Oh, you're talking about Camilla. Yeah. I do like the. The language. It's very odd.

[C]

Sexy.

[A]

It's just like we have no idea.

[C]

If you're reading a phone book and it just sounds sexy.

[A]

It's all that ABBA deal. And what's really sexy is every quarter when that ABBA royalty check shows up.

[C]

You guys still make money from the Avatar?

[E]

Hell yeah.

[A]

I mean it's not you guys the other. But when she gets to Rabba money, then everybody's in a better mood. It takes pressure off me puts it makes her happy. Well, her grand. Her grandmother's sister. Sister is the hot gal from Abba.

[C]

God.

[A]

And there's like 13 years between them. Or 10 actually. Here's a clip of your wife talking. That's not what I wanted.

[C]

Is that really her?

[A]

That's actually going to get me yelled at. No, that's not okay. No, I mean the Muppets remember the.

[B]

I love that you're the only guy in the world hoping for a Mamma Mia.

[C]

Sequel. Yeah. I heard it the other day. An exam serious. And I went. John. Just got some cash.

[A]

William. A 13 Toyota Tacoma pre runner with 112 average, rougher, clean. William. William is your 4. Is your pre runner average, rougher, clean.

[B]

Clean.

[E]

It might have. It had a couple little. A little bitty dents, but.

[A]

Have you been drinking this morning?

[E]

No, I haven't.

[A]

You sound like you're just a touch into it.

[E]

Well, nope. I don't even drink.

[A]

And you're in Louisiana?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

They didn't take your card.

[C]

Somebody's lying.

[E]

Do what now?

[A]

I figured they take your Louisiana card if you're not drinking down there. Your Citizenship deport you. Does five grand buy this truck?

[E]

Five grand? No, no way.

[A]

It's a 03, right?

[E]

Right. With 112, 000 miles on it.

[A]

So it's 2017. Take three off. 17's four. So it's a 14 year old truck. How much? And it's two wheel drive. It's got 100 on it. How much is it?

[E]

What do you mean how much is it? How much is it worth?

[A]

What will you take for it?

[E]

I probably wouldn't. Probably wouldn't go under seven.

[A]

Okay, so if I offered you six, you'd let me leave?

[E]

Yeah, I let you.

[A]

Maybe you need to start drinking again, William. I think you're too tight. 8008-072348-00800 radio.

[C]

It took his sense of humor, that's for sure.

[A]

Yeah, he's not from Louisiana. Louisiana people are more fun than that. Yeah. A 97, Joe. A 97 expedition. Even though the miles are pretty low, these things don't bring anything. It's like people give a couple grand or 1500 for them for beach cars and stuff. I don't know why, it's just that old body styles really timed out. Oh, am I on the right guy? Joe, are you there?

[E]

Yep, I'm here. Good job.

[A]

Yeah, I think I mean just a th000 bucks off the top of my head. Oh, it sounds, sounds stupid. I hear you. When I have them, I can't sell them. I mean I run them through my auction lane. They bring, you know, 800 to 1500 bucks.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

And I'm not going to do it for free. Try not to. Anyway, I wind up doing them for free a lot. And I don't mean to but remember 100 granders we want, we like expensive cars, 100 grand rigs. You know, if you've got Ferraris and this and that and this, we buy those better than. That's where we can really shine actually. Because the carmaxes of the world, they hit that stuff so low. Oh God, they're scared to death. Well, when you pull up at the big store with like your Ferrari, you need to sell it. If you see a little stream running down the buyer's leg and you ask him why their socks wet. No reason why their socks all wet because they're scared themselves. Speaking of, don't you have a story about something like that? Sorry, that.

[C]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well this is, this is a headline you saw a minute ago, but you don't know if it's real or not. No, this is true. Or Facebook folly. It's a headline. I'll read to you. You get to decide if this is a real story. Ufo Sea Fighter. How do I. How do I say this? Ghost number two has a little accident and she actually ends up getting us.

[A]

She worked for CarMax and she was buying a Ferrari.

[C]

Nothing to do with a Ferrari. They were actually wrestling and had a little accident and she gets a sponsor offer from BudWipes. Is that a true story or is that one just made up? It's a UFC fight.

[A]

It's very true.

[C]

Anybody else?

[B]

No way.

[C]

Girls.

[A]

Part of it's true.

[C]

Girls in the wrestling.

[A]

I don't know about the sponsorship, okay. But I mean, I'm gonna beat the blank out of you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that happened in the octagon.

[C]

It actually happened. Yeah, there's video of it.

[A]

So anyway, was it a big, big deal or a small?

[C]

It was just. Well, it was. I don't want to get crappy, but it was small. It was small. But anyway, she.

[A]

Yeah, it was a small poopy.

[C]

So they got. But as a joke, one of the. One of the white companies.

[A]

Robert from Granberry, let's talk about you. Let's get on a new topic. Robert from Granberry, 2013 Chevrolet Sonic was 70 average. Rough or clean?

[E]

It's clean.

[A]

What is a Sonic, Turley? It's a car, but it's tiny. Roller skate.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it like four grand? Is that. Or am I hitting it too low or is it five grand? I don't think I am.

[E]

Five grand. What? Blue book showing is not what we owe on it, but yeah, go load.

[A]

It into the website and we'll. It'll. It'll send you an automated deal right there if you have the VIN number it's for. I do know what a Sonic is and it's right there, but I need to pull a vehicle history. Just dump. Dump the VIN and give me the vin.com. we'll knock it out. Thanks, Randy. In Houston, Tahoe with leather and roof and four doors. An 06. So it's the old body style. Average, rougher, clean condition.

[E]

Right between average and clean.

[A]

Is it five grand?

[E]

Oh, that's a little low. It does have the entertainment package with the drop down dvd. Got a fresh paint job on it.

[A]

You sound like a car dealer. Are you a car dealer?

[E]

Oh, God, no. I've just been building cars since I was a kid, okay?

[A]

I don't like the fresh paint job. Well, it doesn't matter. That body style, you know, that, that 07 to 14 is that whole different look. So. So this thing's kind of timing out on what it can do with that body style. What's it take to buy it? Sure.

[E]

Honestly, I'm more up around 8.

[A]

You're too high, man. I may be. I could meet you in the middle like. Like that bad country song about the fence posts. But if 6500 won't be buy it maybe 7. Cuz you do have a sunroof. If you'll take 7 for it, load it into givemetheven.com and we'll take a look and write on there. Say talk to John on the radio. I'll sell it for seven.

[C]

Today.

[A]

Today. Yeah. We're putting the clothes on people. We're tired of jacking around.

[C]

Well, it used to be.

[A]

Yeah. If you just want to. If you just want to like run through the tulips and. And be a snowflake and think about it. Which is fine. Yeah, it's fine. A lot of people need to do that. That's why we built the automated system. If you go to givemethevend.com it will give you a number immediately that you can talk with, you can consider, you can think about when you call into the radio show. We want to do business because we've got half a million listeners out here and they want to listen to deals go down.

[C]

Right.

[A]

They want to hear people argue.

[B]

Right.

[A]

They want it like pawn stars when you take it to the counter.

[C]

Exactly. They want. Nobody wants to get everybody getting along. Want to argue about it.

[A]

Want drama? You want drama? Do this. Watch this guy. He's gonna think this is worth a lot. It ain't worth nothing.

[C]

Nothing.

[A]

Dylan. A 99 Dodge, three quarter ton Cummins with only 452,000 miles just off a lot. Happens to be a two wheel drive. Oh. Oh boy. Average rough or clean condition, Dylan really matter.

[E]

Oh, I think it's as rough as you. Yeah, well.

[A]

500 put her to sleep. Let's put it. We'll. We'll walk up and put a 500 bullet. We'll just put it down. Put it down for 500. We'll just shoot it. Yeah. I'll give you 500 wall. Just go home, leave it. Just blow it up with a buckshot. Gary, at SSRS with 12, that's a good car with the miles. Does it have any aftermarket mods?

[E]

Does it have it any what?

[A]

Aftermarket mods.

[E]

No.

[A]

Good. What color.

[E]

It is Gray.

[A]

It is mid to upper teens. I need to get the VIN number so I can tell you specifically. Can you put it into the website.

[E]

If we're talking teens, we're not even closed.

[A]

Bye, Gary. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We buy these cars every day. Yeah, not just from. I go to auctions all over the region and I outbid all the dealers.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Every day. Houston, Texas. I buy 50 cars a week out of Houston, Texas, out of auctions.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Where I'm bidding against hundreds of dealers. So don't tell me that I don't know what I'm doing or that I'm too damn low. His car may be worth 20, but it's a 10. Man, this is 2017. But again, this is not 2011.

[C]

Fall in love with their cars.

[A]

When they call me and they want me to break the ice, I'll damn sure break it. I've got a Hammer 08 convertible. 4800 miles. Black. Black. Tom. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

What. What. What area code is 303?

[E]

Well, that's a Colorado cell phone number.

[A]

Oh, cool.

[E]

But I actually live in Texas.

[A]

I liked your car. Does it have chrome wheels? Does it have navigation? Does it have automatic?

[E]

It's a six speed manual. It's got every option that was available in 2008.

[A]

You know, the convertibles bring more in automatics because the. The girlfriends can drive them. So obviously you're married. You're married, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

If you weren't, you'd have an automatic too. You'd understand we're coming from. But I. I'm mid 20s on this car in my head. I need to look at the VIN number. I'm going to put you on hold and get. Get them to get the information on cuz we've got a Good break in four seconds. Hey, grab Tom on number 11. We'll be right back. Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

[B]

He doesn't make blondes. From his Swisher cigarillos. He still practices the time honored tradition of rolling an actual hooter. A penny saved may be a penny earned, but a short tip for lunch at Denny's is truly a wonder to behold. He believes life is a constant struggle between the joys of owning a boat and keeping the bastard running. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy? Are you calling me a short tipper, Bob? What do you mean? What Short tip?

[E]

From Denny's.

[B]

That's not you. It's him.

[C]

Yeah, it's him. It's Son of a guy.

[A]

I. I have a both that I've been having trouble keeping.

[C]

Well, a lot of people do that. Could be anybody.

[B]

Coincidence.

[A]

When's the last time you saw me in a Denny's?

[B]

Coincidence?

[C]

Yeah, you got a point there.

[A]

And I'm not the best tipper in the world. You're not? I'm not an over tipper, but I'm not an under tipper.

[B]

What are you, an IHOP guy?

[A]

I just double the tax.

[C]

That's good.

[A]

I mean, it's fair enough. Matter with Danny. There's a lot of tip talk out there.

[B]

You double the tax?

[A]

Yeah, double the tax.

[B]

Hold on a sec.

[C]

That's 16.

[B]

Okay, so 15.

[A]

Tab. 800. 800, seven two, three, four. 800, 885. We're not gonna listen to Bob do bad country West Texas math. Tip.

[B]

A dollar seventy on a $15 tag.

[C]

If it's.

[A]

No, you. I don't know.

[B]

Double the tax.

[A]

I'll. I'll bump it up. If. If it's. If it's a shorty.

[C]

Suddenly, this is Jethro Bodine ciphering math.

[A]

Right. Kathy. Kathy. A 15 Tahoe with 52, mid-30s. Uncle J. You there?

[E]

Yeah, we. I'm sorry. I was listening to you.

[A]

You don't sound like Kathy.

[E]

Yeah, I know. Everybody thinks I'm. I have a deep voice.

[A]

Oh. I have a high voice. People call me ma' am sometimes.

[E]

Well, see, you and I are a lot alike.

[C]

Drive through, ma'.

[A]

Am. So. So. So a 15 Tahoe. LT. Kathy, I have a feeling that you've got shtick that you're packing in your right pocket. So just go ahead and let it go. We'll skip the car talk.

[B]

Okay?

[E]

So what'd you say?

[A]

Did you used to. Were you Alice the goon on Popeye?

[C]

Stop it. Really?

[A]

Or did you just smoke pot? Did you just smoke Pall Mall since you were 2? 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[C]

I swear to God, I almost said Russ. Stop it. I swear to God, that was right in the top of my head. I don't know where that came from. Wow.

[B]

Good old.

[A]

My bad, my bad. You're not allowed to talk about him either. Shelby, good morning.

[E]

Morning.

[A]

You don't sound like a Shelby. No, but.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

A12. A12. A12. A12. Diesel 118. It's a flatbed. I wouldn't have taken this call if I knew that because I need to look at the picture. Okay. It's eight foot. Okay. I'm sorry. Yeah. The flatbeds. You have to bid them with pictures because you never know what kind of bed they put on them. So is this a ST or slt?

[E]

This is st.

[A]

So it's a work truck. Does it have a chrome grill or a gray grill?

[E]

Chrome grill.

[A]

You know, this truck, this truck's worth 18 to 22 grand, and I need. I need to see pictures of it to know. So go to. Give me. Give me the VI. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Top 10 at 10.

[C]

Good morning, John.

[A]

How you doing?

[C]

You're looking lovely, by the way.

[A]

Hey, I bathe this morning.

[C]

Did you.

[A]

And I show. And I. I soaked.

[C]

Well, that's when I. When the wife comes back into town. You stay clean.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

Hey, you saw the big G20 summit, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Trump big doings. Well, there's the top 10 things. Some people don't know because the audio was kind of. It was sort of through an interpreter, so some people don't really know what was said and what was.

[A]

Bob and I are going to the G420 summit today after the show.

[C]

Really?

[A]

What's a gangster 420?

[C]

I didn't know.

[A]

It's inside.

[C]

Top 10 things Trump and Putin talked about at the the G27. Here we go. Some people don't know. First topic was which one of us would make a better James Bond villain. Trump got diet and workout tips from that hot bod, Putin. Putin asked Trump how he got to be such a cool, dark and evil ruler. They spent 10 minutes trying to top each other in a game of no, you were more awesome. They discussed whether killing them with kindness or nerve gas was better. Putin offered to give Trump topless horseback riding lessons. Discussion item number two on the agenda. Let's define this air quotes, bromance thing. How does this go? Oh, I. They let each other. They leaned into each other and said things like, hey, what's your favorite song? And where do you like the beach or the mountains better? Number two, they discussed which of us is really scarier. The last five minutes was a game of no, you said goodbye first. There's the top 10 things that Putin and Trump were talking about in the G27 yesterday, their very first big meeting.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Keep your feet in the ground.

[C]

Keep reaching for the stars.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you, Casey. Don't keep your ass out of the grave. Ernie Dallas. A 13 Hyundai Tucson with leather and 100,000 miles on it. Six, seven, eight grand. Six, seven, eight grand. Seven to eight grand.

[E]

No, I was thinking about 12, not with 100, man.

[A]

Not a Hyundai. Not a Hyundai. Those things in the Hyundai's and the Kias, you put big miles on them and it's got over 10,000. If it's over 10 grand, you're. You're out.

[C]

You're done.

[A]

You're done. They're, they're. Remember those cameras used to get at 7:11?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And when you, after you click through 30 frames, what'd you do with them? Throw it away in the. What?

[C]

Chaching. Trash can.

[A]

Trash can. Okay. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Audio.

[A]

So I want to do a black, white, Latino or other.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Latino freak it. And I want. It's an audio clip.

[C]

Oh, this is an audio clip?

[A]

Yes, yes.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's an audio clip. Okay, so I'm going to let y' all guess, cuz I know the answer. Go ahead, Turley. Do you have it handy? Yeah, let me pull it up here. All right. Falling off the light.

[E]

I'm falling off the light.

[A]

As far as money goes, you know I got a lot. I'm falling off the lot.

[E]

I'm falling off the lot.

[A]

DJ Pre K. That is dj. That, that's pretty white. That's pretty white, bro. Yeah.

[C]

Was your earlier white?

[A]

Was it. Was that your earlier? Were you just transitioning at that point? Were you just like halfway through your gender reversal? I was just balling off a lot. Balling off the lot?

[C]

Yeah. You haven't, you haven't grown in your blackness.

[A]

Do you still have Ping Gator? No, I can't find it. I don't know what. We had it. We had a rapper do a rap for us a few years ago and it is good.

[C]

He was the black, black guy.

[A]

We need to show he's great. He's. We met him down in Houston at a remote.

[C]

He came to this country club, which is this really high end country club.

[A]

Wearing a gold fake, a gold football helmet with no face mask.

[C]

The people with his high end cars and boats were just like, my God, Buffykins. What in the world is that?

[A]

Did you see that? That, that colored boy with a football helmet on?

[C]

He doesn't work here.

[A]

Where's his face mask?

[B]

Here, my good man. I'd like another screwdriver.

[A]

Oh, wait, wait. Guess what? I did find him. Hold on.

[C]

Yeah, he was fine.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's your grown man. Pink. This is pretty good. You need to take some tips.

[F]

Get.

[A]

A check for your car if I like what it's worth.

[B]

800, 800.

[A]

Was it six Years ago.

[C]

Yeah, it was seven.

[A]

Was it really? Dj, I need to get you with pink gator. Yeah, we gonna have to hook up. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Is that or going tours. You got a O2 Camaro SS. O2 Camaro SST leather with T top. What color?

[E]

It's black, baby.

[A]

Black baby. How nice on a scale of 1 to 10?

[E]

How nice on a scale, 1 to 10? Man, I'll tell you this much. You drive down the street, an American flag shoot out the tailpipe.

[C]

That's nice.

[A]

But is it, is it a 9 car? I mean is it a 9 point car? If you had a, if you had an expert rated, he would call it a nine. Okay, then you got a eight thousand dollar rig.

[E]

You think, you think you'd give me eight for it?

[A]

I think so. Packages. No, I did not know it was an slp. I just saw ss. So does it's not a RAM air, right?

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay, load it into the website package.

[E]

They come with the different heads, they come with a different exhaust system and. And then it's a different vent number or something. I don't know. It's like a special edition.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[E]

What would it take to buy it?

[A]

That's all it matters.

[E]

And honestly I. I think nine grand. I'd be, I mean I'd be good with nine. I paid four for it like eight years ago.

[A]

Then loaded into the website. Does it have 42 actual thousand miles or did you cut them?

[E]

Well, it actually has like 41,700.

[A]

Do this. Go, go to the web, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say I'll sell it for 9,000. John was thinking 8. And then after I get off the air, we'll look, we'll look at the pictures and pull the VIN and make a decision.

[E]

All right, John, you saw a good patriotic American. This car is. It's amazing.

[A]

Thank you. We've got a true patriot, a trimmer edition. Oh, gosh, I don't know. Balling off the lot. Rush Limbaugh, man.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Rush, what do you think about BJ Preque's rap? I'll show you, John.

[B]

If you look at the history career of yours truly, El Rushbow.

[C]

Yep, you've been around.

[B]

Here are the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. I actually was a rapper myself.

[A]

You were?

[B]

For a while.

[C]

When were you a rapper?

[B]

You don't remember?

[C]

No, I don't. I followed your career relatively well.

[B]

I was really popular around St. Louis.

[A]

Hello.

[B]

They actually, they actually used to think I was a black Guy?

[E]

No.

[C]

Then no one ever worked on an R. Nobody ever thought that, ever. Yeah. Dj.

[B]

DJ Rushbow.

[E]

No.

[C]

No one ever said that.

[B]

Give you a little sample.

[C]

Okay, go ahead.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Now listen here, homie. Word.

[C]

Wow, you're right. I just saw you change colors.

[B]

I need to hear the beat. Yeah, I get, I. I gets, I gets jiggy with it.

[A]

Sounds like Neil Young trying to rap. Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

Hear the beat. I can hear them beating you.

[B]

Something's wrong with this cocaine, I think.

[A]

What?

[B]

Not feeling right?

[C]

You got back Choke.

[B]

That's our. Either that or the air conditioner is going on.

[C]

That could be it.

[B]

I've got a little fever. Yeah, I better drink some NyQuil. Well, that's. What the hell else do you do.

[A]

Rush, when you go in for doctor checkups, what do they say? How are your vitals?

[B]

I'm due for one actually in 2011. Here in a couple of years. Dude, it's going to do that.

[C]

It's 17 right now.

[A]

What do you think about Donald J. Trump? Kind of. I feel like his approval ratings are going up in the past 10 days.

[B]

Look, you know, I don't want to sound like a cheerleader, but. Well, I think it's going to keep. Keep going up until we make America great again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

People have forgotten the. The simple things in life.

[C]

Like what?

[D]

We're all.

[B]

We're all so preoccupied with politics. You should go home, fry some potatoes and make yourself a chicken fried steak.

[C]

Why?

[A]

No.

[B]

And just enjoy the afternoon. Saturday, for God's sakes. Did you see. Did you see Melania?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

She did not go to the G20 spouses meeting.

[C]

No.

[B]

Not sure exactly. Why?

[C]

Not sure either.

[B]

I always worry about poor Melania.

[A]

She's so quiet.

[C]

She's quiet too, but beautiful. Beautiful. There are people.

[B]

There are.

[C]

There are ladies around the country getting facial reconstruction to look like her.

[A]

Oh, really?

[C]

It's like the thing. Yeah, it's like.

[A]

Are they.

[C]

Are they. No, these are women that are trying to look like Melania. What turn Made a face. Well, she's beautiful. You can't tell me.

[A]

Not the cheekbone.

[C]

Like.

[A]

You don't think so? No, no, no, no. I think her body is great. Yeah, but I don't like that. Oh, I think she's got a pretty face. It's a little hard, but it's that model hard.

[C]

Look, model look.

[B]

Here comes left turn. Turley.

[C]

Yeah, I was going to say, man.

[A]

How can you not have enough hair on her lips?

[B]

People talk about the Kennedies like it was Camelot. You remember that?

[C]

That's what they said.

[B]

Melania looks like a Disney princess.

[C]

She does.

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

She does.

[B]

Cinderella dress.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Beautiful.

[A]

I'd like to hear her speak more often.

[C]

Well, she is.

[A]

I like her voice because she's not.

[C]

Primarily kind of broken English and she kind of doesn't want to do that. Yes, she does. And she doesn't want the news quote unquote, news people to make fun of her. So she didn't talk.

[A]

John deli. Oh, John. First. 14 Vet LT3 with 18,000 miles, leather navigation, removable. John, are you there?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay. 14 Vet LT3Z51, 18,000 miles leather nav coupe is what it says with two tops. What color is this car?

[E]

It's red.

[A]

Okay. Does it have the chrome wheels or the alloy wheels?

[E]

It's got. It had chrome wheels, but they've been dulled. What do you call it? Pardon me?

[A]

I don't know. Did you have a black now matte finish?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

It's called a tuxedo finish, so it really looks nice on a car.

[A]

This car's low 40s. 40, 41, 42, 43.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[E]

I'd probably keep it if it's in the low 40s.

[A]

Average MMR on it's $43,000. And we're out of Corvette season after July 4th. And I know this sounds like BS, but this is true. So July 4th is kind of the cutoff for Corvette. That's the turn, the high market for them. Yes. They start going down between now and November, and then they start coming back up around Christmas time. It's all. It's all about the birds and the bees journey. The guys buy their Corvettes in the wintertime, in the spring, so that they get the girl by the fourth of July, they've already got the girl and they're done with the girl and they're starting to sell their Corvettes. This is a true statement. It's very true.

[C]

It makes sense.

[A]

And, and, and so. And that's why John's selling his. He's already had all the. All the loving he needs this season when he's ready to get out of the vet. Now that's.

[E]

That's not my. That's not my story. But it's a good story you're telling.

[A]

But it is true for sure. July 4th is the hard cut off for sports cars. Overselling makes sense. So this, this average market data at 43 grand is on the. On the sexual driven Corvette market. Now we're going into the investor Corvette market. That will hold the Corvettes until the sex comes back.

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

So I'm about a 42 grand guy.

[C]

I'm wise.

[B]

Wise.

[E]

Well, you were just at 43aminute ago.

[A]

No, I said 41. 42, 43. I was just talking. Talking out loud. Does 43 buy it?

[E]

Okay, I'm gonna wait till Christmas.

[A]

This 40.

[C]

Look what you did.

[A]

800, 800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, Bobbo and Turley. And we'll be back uno momento. 4 4, 4.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[B]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail]. It's been a while since you heard this. This one, huh?

[C]

Yeah, since I was in Jamaica.

[A]

This is the real one. I was playing Grand Theft Auto the other day and I thought of this song.

[C]

Really? Play video games?

[A]

Sure.

[C]

How do you have time to do everything you do and play video games?

[A]

Well, just when I get home, I wake up in the middle of night.

[C]

I got you. Okay.

[B]

Grand Theft Auto ain't a game, man. It's an exercise. It's a mental exercise.

[A]

This is a good song. Well, never mind.

[C]

I have a line there, but I won't use it. Speak. Have you ever bought anything like a sign? Autographed posts, posters, sports card, anything like that?

[A]

I've got a Johnny Manziel jersey on the wall there. And I've got an OJ Simpson USC jersey.

[C]

Ever wonder if they're really signed by who says they're being signed?

[B]

It, I mean.

[A]

No.

[C]

Okay. Never worry about it. Well, there are some cards that have come out recently, little sports cards that were supposedly signed by Dak Prescott.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Turns out they were signed by a machine and he's saying, well, wait, wait, wait. No wait.

[A]

Antonio Romo. You. Oh, you've got something to say about this. We got to play that song again later.

[B]

Buenos diaz.

[A]

Makes me feel cool. Buenos dias, Mr. Tony Romo's dad.

[B]

I don't know. I try to get my head around what the doc, the little baby pines doc.

[C]

Fresh called just cuz he took your.

[B]

Son'S job doing for these.

[A]

Did you used to sign Tony's name to cards?

[B]

No, he do it himself.

[C]

Most sports people do.

[B]

You know, in. In the world of football professional.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Autographs are as common as. As Nike shoes. Nike shoes on the cocaine habit.

[C]

Cocaine. No, no.

[B]

This is the thing you do to not give back and to give back to the fans of the game.

[C]

You just sign on and go, well, these are being sold, but okay.

[B]

You would hope that one of the leaders on the team. The leader would tell him this is no bueno, Jordan.

[C]

I don't think he knew it, but I don't think he knew this was happening.

[B]

For instance, my son, Antonio Romo.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

The number nine quarterback.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Number nine used to be high tight spiral.

[B]

He learned from some of the best about how to give a good autograph.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Really, there's a way. There's a take loose.

[B]

He do very well. People don't realize how far back he goes. You know, when he meet Michael Irving for the first time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Michael Irvin could sign 15 autographs in nine seconds.

[C]

I don't think that's possible.

[B]

Well, we did, we did mention the cocaine.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. I forgot.

[A]

Just.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And the great.

[C]

I'm with you.

[B]

J. Novocheck, Jay Novachek. Do you remember him?

[C]

I do indeed.

[B]

J. Lo would check with the. Not only sign the autograph, he would do it While catching a 12 piece box of Golden Chick and do it very well.

[C]

No, he signing and eating.

[B]

Catching the old man. Jason Whitten has done more autographs than any existing autograph.

[C]

He's been around a long time.

[B]

He's 61 years old.

[A]

No, he's not.

[B]

Yes, he puts next to his. Next to his autograph. It says Jason Whitten, 61. And this is not his jersey number. His Jersey number is 82, which he will be writing next to his name in 21 years. My son Tony always have a sharpie in his back pocket.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He had ruined many pairs of Levi jeans this way.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But he signed always with his right hand because he has the wooden hand on the left side.

[C]

Tony does not have a wooden hand.

[B]

Jesse, how accident has a child?

[C]

Oh, you daddy.

[D]

No.

[B]

Thank goodness he had his helmet on. He drive his bicycle off of the rooftop parking of the Sears and Robo Department Store in where back in 1974.

[C]

I didn't know this at all.

[B]

Not even born yet he break his. He break his arm. Broke his arm and lose his hand.

[C]

There's no record of this at all.

[B]

These days when he goes with the gns.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

To the little events and they're promoting their spirit sports show they do for the CBS at Columbia Football sports show.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The CBS network gymnast say Tony, throw me your Sharpie.

[C]

So Jim Nance and he take a.

[B]

Deter from his backup pocket. He threw it at gym nights.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

At 71 yards per hour. It knocked his eye out. No. If you notice now when Jim Nash look at the camera and smile right. He released cockeyed like this. When he looks at you just like the men of Roethlisberger he's also cross eyed. This is what make Antonio Brown such a good wide receiver. He has to go for the ball. Dak Prescott has has to wisen up and take a lesson. I hope the the Rojo red coach adjacent Garrett as explain to him how importante it is to give an actual autograph. But you know Troy Eggman still sell them for $50 a piece.

[A]

No.

[B]

And he's still broke.

[C]

He's not broke.

[B]

So next time you get an autograph, go to the game, go to training camp. Get the autograph in person. You feel better?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And maybe little baby punch Dr. Prescott will a little learn a lesson today.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Please be careful with your children.

[A]

Thank you. Tony Romo's dad. It's always a pleasure to have you on the show. Carrie from West Texas. West City, Texas. 06 Silverado 4 door 150 on the miles. Is it leather? Cloth Back to Bob too.

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Cloth. Oh, we're out of time. Oh no man, we're out of time. Average rougher. Clean.

[E]

Clean.

[A]

Four door crew cab clean. 5.3 liter.

[E]

Yes sir.

[A]

Five grand.

[E]

Probably not.

[A]

It's got 153 on it. It's 10 years old. What's it supposed to be worth? Oh no. Think about it. Go to givemetheven.com 800. 800 radio is how you get a hold of us right now. We are live obviously all throughout Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas and the whole region. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio. And that is Randy the Chipmunk he loves Dylan. He loves singing Bob Dylan.

[E]

Oil.

[B]

Be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe.

[F]

Has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website givemetheven.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Randy the chipmunk is here and he wants to talk in a minute.

[C]

Before the break he was singing Bob Dylan. I had no idea.

[A]

Joe. At 12 FJ Cruiser, does it have four wheel drive?

[E]

Yes sir, it does.

[A]

Leather cloth.

[E]

It's 12.

[A]

Is it like 12 grand with 100 on it?

[E]

No, it has to be a little more than that.

[A]

How much?

[E]

It's clean. It's perfect. Well, I don't know. I mean I've been seeing them a lot higher than that on online. But I checked the blue book on.

[A]

I am the blue book man. What's it take to buy it? I mean, you know, retail and wholesale is a different number. I mean we, you know, people sell them to me because I turn them into money today and you don't have to jack with anything. But I'm a little better than the.

[C]

Dealership trade in figure Johnny's black book.

[A]

So let's talk turkey. I mean, you want to talk turkey? You want to just kick tires?

[E]

Well, I think we're quite a bit of ways off as far as what I've been seeing.

[A]

Does 15. Does 15 grand buy it?

[E]

Oh, I, I don't think so. It's like I said, it's perfect and I've got brand new mud tires on it and all that.

[A]

What color is it?

[E]

It's white.

[A]

Does 16 grand buy it? Does 17 grand buy what buys it?

[E]

I would say closer to 20.

[A]

Okay, well, I mean 17 is not that far. It's a hell of a lot further along than the 12 that I started. Yeah, and I, I didn't mean that I wasn't I wasn't trying to insult you, but I was just trying to get a reaction. It's called a reaction reaction. Figure. Give him a figure and get a reaction. Oh, no, look. I mean, I knew I wasn't going to get the car bought for 12. I mean, for 12 grand. But it's got a hundred on it. We got to keep that in check. And it is, you know, it's got 100 on it. It doesn't have 50 on it. You know, I think 17 grand. I think that's right. I really think I'm correct there. If I went to 18, does that buy it?

[E]

Yeah, that'd probably buy it.

[A]

All right, then load it into the website. Let's look. Have you already put it in there?

[E]

No, sir, not yet.

[A]

Load it in. Say, John, hit me at mid teens 17 and 18 buys it. Put that on there. Say 18. 18 buys it. And then the guy that gets the. The buyer that gets it, he's gonna grab me after the show and say, hey, John, look at this. Do you want to give 18 for it? And I'll say yes or I'll say no. And it's only good for today. Correct. But yeah, don't call me in a week and say, hey, you told me 17 on the radio or 18. Do it now. Let's do it. If you don't sell it, let's do it.

[D]

All right.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, Steve. A 15 dart, a Dodge fart with 2,000 miles on it. What color?

[E]

It's silver.

[A]

It's just a little rent car, but it's got no miles on. Did somebody pass away?

[E]

No, it's my wife's car. She doesn't go anywhere.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

They told me to buy her a moped.

[A]

You keep her all locked up?

[E]

No, I'm gone six days a week.

[A]

What do you do?

[E]

I. We own a big truck. Truck and trailer.

[A]

Yeah. Road. Road, Road. Are you. Is it a SXT or S. Or do you know?

[E]

No, it's just a standard Dart. It's just the basic Dodge Dart.

[A]

Just a little Dodge Fart is what I call it. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. Does it have alloys or hubcaps?

[E]

Do you remember hubcaps?

[A]

8,000.

[E]

Okay. I've been four dealers and the low was 11 and the high was 14, so.

[A]

Well, I'm looking at MMRs. I'm looking at then. I'm then. And that's why we want the vin, because there's something about this car. That has different equipment on it than the ones I'm looking at. I'm looking at base Ses, and here's one that sold for 7,300 with 9,000 miles. Here's one that sold for 8,000 with 12,000 miles. Here's onethat sold for 6,000 with 12,000 and 7,000 with 13. You got two. But since, I mean, if you want to go to the website, put in the VIN number, then I might have a different opinion. Because I'm betting if you've been hearing more than that, then you've got a different car than what I think you have.

[E]

That's correct.

[A]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Randy. Hey, guys. Good morning. What's going on?

[C]

Now you look chipper. Earlier, you look kind of run down. Now you happy?

[D]

Hey, listen, I've been through the ringer this week.

[C]

What's happened this week?

[D]

What? You know, fourth of July, everything going on. Yeah. Watch out for firecrackers.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What's so funny about throwing firecrackers at chipmunks?

[C]

You guys freak out, you run. It's funny.

[A]

I'm a kind of money.

[C]

That's funny.

[D]

Walking down the street. Mind your business.

[B]

Snap.

[D]

I'm in the tube.

[A]

Yeah. Pow, pow, pow, pow.

[D]

Damn kids.

[C]

Y' all jump straight up and run. It's fun.

[D]

Well, I took my Jeff Horn money and took all the kids to Six Flags.

[A]

Oh, yeah, the Pacquiao fight. He betted on it.

[D]

Yeah. Uncle Skeeter, give me eight to one.

[A]

Ooh.

[C]

You won some money.

[D]

That's little Six Flags money.

[C]

And you took your kids to Six Flags.

[D]

Yeah, it don't cost that much, you know.

[C]

Well, it does.

[D]

Yeah. Loki, take a can of Coke and get like $4 off.

[C]

Yeah, but it's still like 60 bucks a seat.

[D]

I know. We brought like, three cases.

[C]

Oh, Coke. Yeah, it's one per. Per person.

[D]

And then you don't eat in the park. You always picnic. Bring your coolers and everything. We drink a lot of beers.

[C]

Smart. You drink?

[D]

Drank a lot of Shatterbuck drunk. And I feel so stupid.

[C]

You're not supposed to drink in the park.

[D]

Well, you know.

[C]

Yeah, I know. You're Chipmunk.

[D]

Life happens.

[C]

Yes, it does.

[D]

So he's riding on Shockwave. I got a little tipsy.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

And in the second loop, my Texas Rangers 2010 World Series champion hat start come off.

[C]

Oh, blew off.

[D]

And I reach up right in the middle of the second loop.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Right at the top. 70 miles hour fell off the Shockwave.

[A]

You did?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You fell off the shot?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Are you okay at like 110ft? Yes. Pretty insane.

[D]

I was all right. I landed in the water.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

But they still. Here comes a duck patrol.

[C]

A duck?

[D]

Yeah, well, they're in charge of animal medical services.

[C]

It's not aware of this.

[D]

Forget. Yeah. Duck patrol.

[C]

The ducks.

[D]

Oh, you know, it's not very good.

[C]

But you don't know what they're not.

[D]

Very good health care at Six Flags. I think they're a little prejudiced against chipmunks.

[C]

It's six flanks or. Yeah, why?

[D]

You know, if a damn dog falls off the shock wave, he probably gets a real damn doctor. I get that. Duck patrol. He come here, put me on a wheelchair, came back medically. Have you ever had mouth to mouth from a duck?

[A]

No. Why would I do that?

[D]

Tell you, man, it's. I found it strangely tantalizing.

[C]

The little bell.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Stick it down your throat.

[D]

Her name was Delia. Delia Duck. She's a nurse duck.

[C]

You know her name?

[D]

She been calling me all week long.

[A]

Oh God.

[D]

Yeah. And trying to find out. It's going to be funny. You know what they say.

[A]

What? Once you quack, you'll never go back.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Gotta be careful though, cuz some of you know, ducks hang around with geese sometimes. You know, big old goose.

[C]

What's wrong with that?

[D]

Well, eat your ass. Gotta be careful.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Anyway, so I'm going to sue the ass off of Six Flags.

[A]

And wait.

[D]

For the next Pacquiao fight.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

That's my whole plan till August.

[C]

You are a wheeler dealer. See you.

[A]

Okay, bye. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're going to lose some affiliates at the 11 o' clock hit. And then remember, you can always grab the podcast@john claywolf.com. it's off iTunes.

[C]

And the.

[A]

Whatever the Google one's called streamed.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if you got the stream set up right or not. I mean itunes are I heart. Oh, okay. Yeah. Turley's audio clip of the week. Yes. Let's play that real quick. Hold on, let me find it real quick. I'm gonna bid this while you're doing that. Put up. Put Mike on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. A14F350 Lariat extended. Extended cab. Mike, it's not a crew cab.

[E]

No, just extended cab.

[A]

God, those changed the desirability of that market. It's weird. You wouldn't believe how much harder it is to sell the extended cab in these expensive trucks than it is the Cruze. Is it a four wheel drive? Yeah.

[E]

No. Yeah, it's 4.4x4.

[A]

See, I mean the. A crew cab, I'd hit it right off the top of my head at 40 grand. This one.

[E]

40 grand?

[A]

Nah, hang on. A crew cab. A crew cab. I would hit it right off the top of my head at 40 grand being an extended cab, I'm probably 4 grand back of that, maybe 5. Can you go to give me. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up? Let me look.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Thanks, man. 800, 800 radio. Well, yeah, real quick. So the. This has been making its ways around the Facebook and, and Internet and everything. It's crap. Import drivers say import drivers. I. I found this and I enjoyed it because it reminds me of the Motorhead guy that calls us and tells us about the SLP package and the high rise cams and the Holly four banger. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post.

[E]

Is packing right here.

[A]

All right, we got 411 posi track.

[E]

Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, Old way.

[A]

Yeah, that's the, that's the man way.

[C]

Rattle off.

[A]

This is the. The new rice burner Drifter way. What's up, guys? My name is Suzuki Miyagi, aka the Skyline Senpai. And this is my Nissan 240 SX. At least that's what it says on the title. But this is actually a Skyline. And I had to do that because America is afraid of fast cars. If you look into the headlights, you can see Godzilla's eyes striking fear into every pedestrian on the street. You can also tell we got four doors. And sometimes I have so many Japanese in here, you open it up and it smells like a roll of sushi. Now let's talk about the interior. First thing you'll notice about this car is that these seats hug you really good. Almost as good as your mom hugs me when I'm doing a reverse entry tandem into a 180 degree turn. Also, we got a short throw chopstick because dipsticks are for American cars. And right here is the washer fluid. And that's filled up with the tears.

[E]

That I shed whenever I found out that Paul Walker died in a car crash.

[A]

All right, guys, my name is Suzuki Miyagi. Thanks for checking out my 91 skyline, but I gotta go do some tandems and get some ramen.

[C]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, Bruce. Spurgeon, you there?

[E]

Hey, John, how are you, buddy?

[A]

Good. I got to put you on hold though because we're almost. We got 50 seconds left and then we're gonna start hour number four. So hang tight and we'll pick you up on the flip side. Okay.

[E]

I just wanted to. I want to talk to you about this truck.

[A]

All right, good. I'll buy it. Hang on. 800? Well, yeah, 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Givemetheven.com is the website. We have an automated system that'll bid your car immediately at the website. You just have to have the VIN number and answer a couple of questions. It takes all of 60 seconds. Seriously, it's. It's stupid, stupid, stupid fast. So you've got no excuse not to do it. J.D. ryan.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Enjoyed the show for the first three hours. You know, we're losing a lot of people. We're making this shift.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Bob, you ready to make the shift? And remember, we have a podcast that goes up in a couple of hours, about 1 o', clock, 2 o'. Clock. And you can catch the whole show and it's commercial free. My name is John Clay Wolf and be back in just a minute in some cities and CSINR and the others. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. I gotta go see Dwight Yokum next time he comes to Billy Bob's. Bob? Yeah. I should have hit him last time.

[B]

Always a great show.

[A]

I had no excuse either. My wife was out of town. Connie was sitting there texting from there. Drunk Connie.

[B]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[A]

Drunk Connie's a fun Connie. Bruce, good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John. How are you, buddy?

[A]

Good. Where are you living now?

[E]

Burleson.

[A]

Same place. I tried to call you a couple years ago. Are you still in the car business?

[E]

Yes and no. I need. I need to be. I need to be buying.

[A]

Well, we've got. We've grown a lot since the last time you and I talked. I mean like we're buying and selling 250 cars a week. Wow. Yeah.

[E]

Last time I saw you was at.

[A]

Jerry's at the sale. What is this truck?

[E]

Is this Mercedes?

[A]

Is this a. Oh, yeah. And I gave it. I mean I wear. Were bidding on it in each other and I'll let you have it. Is that right?

[E]

No, no, I'll let you have it cuz it.

[A]

It had a.

[E]

It had an issue with the nav.

[A]

That's right. There was something One of us gave. Yeah, one. One of us let off and. Yeah, that's right. Thanks.

[E]

I brought it to your attention and told you do nav's bad on that. You said thanks for telling me.

[A]

That's correct. We were buying trade ins at an auction from a dealership.

[C]

You guys.

[A]

I have no idea if it made money or lost.

[C]

Huh.

[A]

It's a while back. Hello. It was five years ago.

[E]

I bought. I have bought in the. In years ago. I bought hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cars for me. When you're on North Maine.

[A]

Yes. Yes. We're bigger now than we were back then. A lot. This thing's really gotten.

[E]

You were bigger then.

[A]

No, no, we're now this. This company's a lot bigger now than it was back then.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

That's awesome.

[A]

Now we've really, really, really grown a lot. So you. This truck, is this a whole. You need.

[E]

You need my new cell number when you get off when you.

[A]

You need a. I'll put you on hold. You give it to the screener. Hey, what about this truck?

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Is it your personal rig? Is it titled to you or.

[E]

I've been using it as a driver. I've been using it as a driver and it's a. It's a 2006 Z71 quad door, white gray guts, power on driver's side.

[A]

Miles, Miles, Miles, Miles. Miles. How many miles?

[E]

Just went over 200.

[A]

Oh God. Lord. That. See, this is. Whenever somebody starts talking about Melbatos and all the. All the shiny door, they leave the best for last. 200,000 miles. But had a brand new motor put in it 30,000 miles ago.

[E]

No original motor. Two owner truck clean. Clean auto. Check. No paint work. No. No body damage, nothing. If I told you it had 50,000 and you didn't look at the odometer, you'd swear to it.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

But overhead cam Adel Bright 200.

[E]

No.

[A]

Is it a four door or an extended cab? Extended 200. Man. I'm just not hunting that rig the.

[B]

Quarter of a million.

[A]

I mean, six grand.

[E]

I'm thinking $6,500 is. I've got more than that in it. But If I get 6,500 for it, I'd take it in the heart.

[A]

If I could make it work from there, I'd buy it. But I don't think I make it work from there. But we'll see. I'll call you after the show. I'm gonna put you on hold and. And give them your cell number, okay?

[E]

Okay, I will, buddy.

[A]

All right. Hang on. Grab his cell number. 8008-0072-3480-0800. We were real far apart, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

500. Okay. A 10 cumins diesel two wheel drive cloth with 58. Linda, where are you calling from? Where. What city?

[D]

Joshua.

[A]

Joshua, Texas. I know where that is. I live in Johnson county, actually. Hey, is this an SLT or an st? Do me this. Linda, go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in, take a couple pictures, then we'll know exactly what we're talking about. Okay, thank you. 800-800-723. For a little Southern draw.

[C]

Okay, so you talk about music at Billy Bob's Texas and Fort Worth, but you. Grand Funk is coming into.

[A]

I'm gonna see that, Bob. You go see Grand Funk.

[B]

Bet. Mark Farner's grandfather.

[A]

Are they real or is it like.

[B]

A tribute still there?

[A]

Is he still dead?

[B]

No.

[C]

And it's a very unusual Thursday night show. So if you want to go, we'll get tickets.

[A]

Lamborghini, Turley. Yeah. Oh, you know, the guy we bought this car from is one of our oldest listeners since day one when I gave away a free. I gave away a day to spend at the auction with me, okay, seven years ago, and this guy won it and he flew in from Midland and he went to the sale with me and I showed him the whole deal and we bought a couple coins. Cars from him. I almost screwed up on that Lamborghini. I almost screwed up this one this week. Yeah, I bit it. I bit it. And then he came back about three days late, no, about five days later, and said, it takes 90. I hit it at 80. And. And so Mike's like, do you want to give 90 for this? I started research. I'm like, oh, no, I don't want to get. Actually, I did. I said send him a note back. Love you. Mean it. But we. You should have taken us.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I was wrong at 80.

[A]

I was wrong at 80. I was wrong At 80. And. And then he did some research and started working on. He realized we. We were. I was wrong at 80. But thank goodness he's got plenty of money. But yeah, we bought it. We. We cut it back, you know, and got it bought. When is it. How's it getting here? I haven't asked you. We got a Lamborghini sitting out in West Texas. So now what do we do? We're gonna. Is Uncle Roy gonna go drive it back? Hell no. No, no. So he's buying. Although he would love to. Hell no. No, he's buying a Car from a different dealer that is going to bring it to him and then they're going to bring his car back to us on a trailer. So when is that, when is that supposed to be? Like Tuesday. Okay. Do you know, are we going to write a draft to the dealer? Do you know the. Yes. In and out. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do they know us and we know them or who knows? From everything I've gathered, it's all good to go. And then we're going to take it here and we're going to take it to. Or take it to, I don't know. It's going to, it's going to the auction because we have, we have our reconditioning facilities in Louisville.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Because we're going to strip this. This. It's got a wrap on it and it's really fun. I mean some people say it looks good, some people, I don't know. You want to put it on the Facebook page and. Actually it's on there right now, isn't it? Yeah, but we should, should we? Yeah. Because under.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

It's a Lamborghini. It's. It's a mess is what I think it's chrome.

[C]

With the chrome is the wrap.

[A]

Yeah, it's kind. The mess part of it is the, the dots. So look at the hood. See it's got the sprinkle on it, right. It's just weird looking but underneath it. Tell everybody what's under red.

[C]

It looks like they did like a duck walking on the hood.

[A]

Well, it was. It's a Hennessy deal and I'm sure it cost a gazillion dollars. But problem is when you go that deep with something, you knock a lot of marketability out. And I actually sent it to a couple of friends of mine that are in the high line retail. I said, rat, do I need to remove this wrap? And they all said, hell yes, it's red with red interior. I mean it's, it could be, it.

[B]

Could be a good.

[A]

But the problem with these old ass Lamborghinis and old ass Ferraris, I mean they're just waiting to break. Yeah. Oh yeah.

[C]

And when they do, it's cheap probably.

[A]

Can you imagine having that coming from Midland driving it? Something would happen. Oh, absolutely.

[C]

Almost volunteered to bring it in, but no, I wouldn't make it out of town.

[A]

Right.

[B]

That freaks me out, dude. Just the, just the number of dollars wound up in some of those deals sure turns my head around.

[C]

Is that the high car of the week? Lamborghini?

[A]

Yeah. And there was that Ferrari that was a disaster. I haven't even told you about all that. I sold it. The. The 430 Ferrari. Yeah, but, you know, so the clutch is great and it drives great, but when you hook it up to the computer, it says that it's got the lowest reading on a clutch friction, blah, blah, blah, blah, that they've ever seen. And they don't know how it even goes in gear. And then this other guy's like, dude, I drove this car. It drives like a new one, right? But the machine says, so that's $8,000. Everybody in these damn opinions. Then I had a guy telling me, well, you know, if it was a stick shift, it'd be worth 8,000 more. And I was talking to Paul up in PA and like, dude, if it's F1 paddle shift, it's worth more and it's an F1 paddle. Everybody has their damned opinions. I don't know, but we had a. The shields on Ferraris are. I'll save all this for next week. What's the shield? A shield is the logo on the fender, the fender badge, the yellow emblem. It's called the Ferrari shield.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

And about 95% of them are ordered with the shields, and about 5% of them are not.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And if it's not and you want the shields, it's $8,000.

[D]

What?

[A]

Yeah, because the fenders have indentions cut out in them so that the emblem that is made out of, you know, Susan B. Anthony, whatever, melted down dollars. Yeah, I mean, it's like. Shut up. Wait, so you can't just put one of those stickers on the back there? Mine had a sticker on it. Oh, did it really? Yeah. Oh, no.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Why wouldn't you?

[A]

Mine had a sticker on it and I didn't even think about it. I didn't. I didn't walk up and touch the car. I just saw it from a distance. I was like, that kind of looks a. I remember thinking that looks a touch off. And then. That's odd, right?

[C]

That's about $8,000 off.

[A]

You have to go buy the new fenders with the cutouts. And it's just like, oh, shut up. It's a 10 year old for who gives a damn leave a sticker on.

[B]

Take me out with a sticker on me car.

[A]

They were acting like I bought a Mustang six cylinder. Slap GT logos on it or something.

[B]

Look at this. I thought I was buying a real Ferrari.

[C]

You were.

[A]

It was just undercover.

[B]

I was the bloody sticker. I like to put me shield on you know, like $8,000 what it cost.

[A]

Is it John Bonham John, You're. You're with us today.

[B]

I think, I think I'd cry openly. I'd weep like a little child if I found me shield off me Ferrari. That's a bad time.

[C]

That's first world of all the things.

[B]

You see when you wake up in the morning, go out in the world and make a dollar or two, right? Go beyond your Ferrari. Say you drop your keys and you look up and there's a bloody sticker.

[C]

On the back of the car instead of the shield.

[A]

Makes me sad, actually.

[B]

It makes me hurt inside.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Like me organs.

[A]

Tyler in Houston, does your 06 Chevy Silverado with 115. Does it have factory shields on it?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes. Okay. He's got factory bow ties on the grill.

[E]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[A]

Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[E]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

It's a 06 half ton LT115 cloth extended cab, four wheel drive, doesn't have the Z7 stickers.

[E]

Yeah, 4x4 average.

[A]

Rough or clean?

[E]

But it's clean.

[A]

Is it the good trim level? Is it like the. Is it the Silverado or is it the cheaper one? It's the lt, right?

[E]

What do you mean by the trim level? Yeah, it's lt. Yeah.

[A]

Because a lot of times. So it's got that 4x4 sticker on it. Sometimes they have that cheap wheel.

[E]

No, it doesn't have that.

[A]

Is it 7,500 to 8 grand?

[E]

That's right around the range.

[A]

Yeah, that's supposed to be right. That's what I've been given for him. Go load it into. Give me the vin.com. if you want to sell it, we'll buy it. Thank you, baby. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh, wait. Liberty with 107. Steven. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Three grand. 3,500.

[E]

No, I was looking for, for a little more.

[A]

How, how much more?

[E]

Around nine. Damn high.

[A]

06 GMC Sierra with 200 on it. Four wheel drive, four door Allen average, rough or clean?

[B]

Average.

[A]

My buddy calls in with a 200,000mile truck. Now I'm loaded down with miles. The whole board's full. Thanks, Bruce. You got any other great cars to pitch me, cuz? What, what, what, what really happens when. With the, with the listeners here. This. They're like, hell, I got one like that. So now all we got is Chevy mild out crap through the rest of the show. Thanks, buddy. Allan, I don't know. Is it as nice as the guy that caught me. It's a crew cab. It's a four wheel drive. Is it leather? You said it's cloth. Bruce is with leather. What's it take to buy it?

[E]

5.5000 use.

[A]

That might work. Let's look at it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. The computer system's probably going to hit you low automatically. Probably at four. Right in there. It takes five. And get me pictures so I can see how nice it is. And we'll try to get it bought.

[E]

Sure, I get it.

[A]

Thank you. 08 Dakota with a buck 20 Dale two wheel drive crew cab. So it's a four door.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

But it's a SL, not a SLT, right?

[E]

No, it's a SE.

[A]

I'm sorry. Oh, sc. Okay, if it's two wheel drive V8 or V6? V6, four to five.

[E]

Four.

[A]

Four more.

[D]

Four more.

[A]

Four than five on a two wheel drive. Six. About four grand.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. If that works, go to. Give me the VIN dot com. We'll get it bought. 800, 800 radio. Yes, Arkansas, Arkansas, that you? Yes, Wichita Falls and of course eagle listeners in south Louisiana and New Orleans. Lafayette, we'll be back. Oh, Houston, Yeah, you're just that little city, that little bitty town, that little town, Houston.

[C]

Suburb of Galveston.

[A]

Yeah, it's a suburb of Galveston. We'll be right back.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast at John clay.

[F]

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[B]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. This is Grand Theft Auto song.

[C]

Never pick you for grand theft Auto guy.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Playing the video games, beating people up, vegging, chasing prostitutes.

[A]

You're so busy stealing cars, I just.

[C]

Don'T think of you.

[B]

What are they up to now? They got like, is it GTA 5 or 6?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I play San Andreas all the time. It's like 15 years old.

[A]

Where do you people find this?

[B]

I don't need any better than Santa.

[C]

Grass employed if I don't have that kind of time.

[B]

You know what you do, J.D.

[C]

What?

[B]

You turn the game on. You go to your save point wherever you were before in the game. And you take your stick.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And hit a cop. Find a cop that's walking. Hit a cop, they will follow.

[A]

Hit a cop with the stick. Hit him in the head, they will follow.

[B]

Cuz it's fun to be chased by the police.

[A]

Oh yes.

[B]

In grand theft aut.

[C]

Virtually.

[B]

You mean not in real life.

[C]

Not in real life.

[A]

Billy. Good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

12 foot steel bed, country chicken fried feeder truck is what I'm picturing. Is that right?

[E]

No, it's. No, no, no.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

My dad passed away.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And I have his 2008 Dodge Cummins four wheel drive chassis cab with the. The Asean Ace basin transmission.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

The medium duty transmission. This is a real man's truck. It's not a poser, it's not a fruit loop. It's a real man's truck. Four wheel drive, 12 foot steel bed.

[A]

But that's that. That's where you lost me. Right?

[E]

Custom ordered.

[A]

No, I know, but I was a Dodge dealer back in 08. I get it. I know exactly what you're to going. Cabin chassis comes in off the big transport truck and then we got to put a bed on it. And that's the difference. So what bed did you put on it? Is it the cheap1 for 2500 or is it the eight thousand dollar side box Rawson? Is it a. Is it got the hay hooks on it? What. What have you got?

[E]

I got a Billy Bob welded up ourselves right in our own shop.

[A]

I need pictures. I need pictures. I need pictures because I've got the bed on this thing will tell me how I'm gonna sell it. So if you'll go to givemetheven.com load this up, take a side shot of the truck and then open the driver door and take a shot from that angle where I can see the interior and take a. While you're taking pictures. Take a shot of the other side because most of these kind of trucks have some whiskey dents on them somewhere. And take one of the back where I can see the, the bed, like the condition of it and then I'll know and I'll put a number on it and I'll email it to you. Thanks, man.

[B]

A real working man's pickup truck. Befitting the great bum.

[A]

Phillips 07 Yukon SL2500. Two wheel drive. So it's a three quarter ton?

[E]

Thomas, it is a three quarter ton.

[A]

But it's a two wheel drive, right?

[E]

It's two wheel drive, yeah.

[A]

Is it long, leather?

[E]

It's leather.

[A]

Nav roof or no roof, it has.

[E]

Nav and a sunroof. We put the nav in when I bought it.

[A]

And how many miles?

[E]

78,000.

[A]

Okay, what color?

[E]

Black with a gray interior.

[A]

07 Yukon SLT. Three quarter. Two wheel drive, gas, leather roof. Navigation in the navs aftermarket. Average rough or clean condition, very clean. Does 12 grand buy it?

[E]

I don't know if that buys it today.

[A]

I'm hitting it pretty good. Thomas, you know I'm not blow ball.

[E]

I know, I know you, I know you are.

[A]

You guys, you know they don't make. I know, but like, I mean, you know, normally I'd be like hey, does eight buy it? No, but you know, 12 does and then I'd move on up to 12. I'm, I'm like, I just. If you're a punching bag, I hit you right in the mouth. Rear back and hit that right in the mouth.

[E]

Houston. So maybe we can figure it out that way. I want to buy, but shoot man, shoot.

[A]

Let's start over. Does nine grand buy it? No. Anyway, you know, you know I'm hitting it, right? Go to the website. Let me look.

[E]

No, you're, you're right on the money. I'll put it on the website.

[A]

All right. Thanks, man. Later, man. What?

[B]

Sometimes you just can't win.

[A]

I mean, I, I, I knew I. Everything he's telling me, hey, they don't make a money. It's not a four wheel drive.

[C]

Nope.

[A]

And the four wheel drives are really good. Good, good, good, Good, good. The three 4 ton 8 lug trucks. But the two wheel drives, they're, I mean the only guy's going to buy is one that does a bumper pull boater trailer.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean a horse trailer. Yeah. But the miles are okay, you know. Anyway, what have you got?

[C]

Okay, we have a true, Is this true? A true headliner. Is this Facebook folly? Here we go. Ready? This one came around today, was floating around Facebook. So you could determine, is this real or is this made up? NASA politely clarifies it is not running a child slave colony on Mars. Is that true? Is that a true story or is that just made up? NASA, you know who NASA is. Politely clarifies that it is not running a child slave colony on Mars.

[B]

Bobbo, that is click bait. That can't be true. And they would never even deny it is true.

[A]

Maybe it was clickbait news, but it was true. It was news that did make the circulation this week because I read it. It's funny that NASA even acknowledged.

[C]

That's the funny. That's the funny. Alex Jones who's a nut out of Austin who loves to just make this.

[A]

I forgot it was him.

[C]

That's who did it. That's who started the story. And NASA finally just went really stop it. But yes, they actually did. Acknowledging they were.

[A]

Wouldn't it be great?

[C]

Well, first of all, we have what? I mean what.

[A]

You know, the fact that there's a living. That. That we found that we can live on Mars.

[C]

It says it's a child slave colony, but other than that we haven't even been there yet. Much less have a child slave colony. It's dusty and dirty and hot.

[A]

How hot is it on Mars? You know you're nerd.

[C]

Actually, it's not that bad.

[B]

It's further from the sun than the Earth.

[C]

It's not really that bad. Nights are cold and days are warm.

[A]

What's cold and warm mean?

[C]

It's like it's livable. We're going to. At some point we're going to colonize Mars.

[A]

But is there an environment? Is there an atmosphere? I'll have to look. Is there an atmosphere. Atmosphere on Mars?

[C]

Not like ours here.

[A]

No.

[C]

You'd have to stay in suits or you'd have to stay in colony.

[B]

Your exclusive Mars forecast for the afternoon. High temperatures at near 112 with a nighttime low at 39.

[C]

But no, we'll call it at some point. Not in our lifetime, but we will.

[A]

Call me. We could live underwater if we're gonna live in suits.

[C]

Yeah, I'm just. They're wanting to get us off Earth. How about this one?

[A]

Do you realize how much land is undeveloped between Texas and California? You especially when you go up to Kansas and go over. I mean have. Has anyone driven through Wyoming yet?

[C]

Call NASA. Have you all been to Wyoming? Right.

[A]

You could run a child slave camp in Wyoming and nobody would find out.

[C]

On Mars in the wind.

[A]

Hey, we're in Wyoming. My ex in laws have a ranch in Wyoming and a big 100,000 acre cattle ranch.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And they found a couple dead on the road like on a back mountain trail, just sitting in their car, dead. And they were there for like three months.

[C]

Nobody noticed before anybody found them in the winter by the Way. On Mars, near the poles, the temperatures can get down to 195 minus Fahrenheit in the afternoon. Near the equator, it's about 70 degrees 707 0. And at night it can drop to minus 100.

[A]

Is there an oxygen level?

[C]

No. We, you know, you have to live in a.

[A]

Guess what?

[C]

It won't work. It won't work. Someday we'll do it just to spend money to do it.

[A]

Are we going to create an environment, an atmosphere?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like a bong. Deal, like a bong. Like a smoke generator.

[C]

Like an international space station where you live inside.

[A]

Why? Alaska is easier to get to. Promise. And there's a lot of open space. Dixie Chicks sang about this.

[C]

And there's. What's another thing?

[A]

Wide open space spaces. North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana. There is a lot of room there. Nevada, you can breathe in New Mexico, if you can believe it. And in Arizona, you can actually breathe oxygen. It's a little hot, but it's going to be easier to do that before you go to freaking Mars. Elon Musk, Wyoming, girl. The only thing Elon Musk can do in defying gravity is his stock price with Tesla. His rockets don't do it that well. But the stock price with Tesla and I shorted it, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm down $6,000 on one option contract. One.

[C]

Angry much?

[A]

But it came back. And because it went from like 310, I think I shorted it at 320 and it went to 390. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. These cars have zero resale, right? You buy them for 100 and they're worth 50 the next day.

[C]

God.

[A]

And now it's valued higher than General Motors and Ford and everything else. Anyway, the people, the, the oxygen's coming back to the investor's brain. And the stocks, like down to 310. And I think it goes like 150. We'll see. Anyway, who cares about all that? That's boring.

[C]

All right, here's another headline for you. Hookers for health care Fear.

[A]

I've been saying. I've been saying that for a while.

[C]

Just like everybody else. It's a true story. Health care bill is being debated in the Senate. Could have devastating effect on millions of Americans. And of course the sex workers are concerned. I just didn't know that they were organized.

[A]

Health.

[C]

Hookers for health care? Really? I mean.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I mean, they're, they're pretty. A clicky bunch.

[C]

And they.

[B]

And they hate strippers. You know, strippers and prostitutes hate Each other?

[A]

No. You should get a hand in here and find out. That's true.

[B]

I've talked to to them.

[C]

If they had, why would they hate each other? I got one more.

[D]

Hey, guys.

[C]

How are you? So you know. So you're a stripper?

[A]

Are you gonna do hooker healthcare on Mars?

[B]

My God, you're a hooker.

[C]

No, you're. No, you're a dance. You're a dancer. You're a stripper.

[D]

I look like.

[C]

No, but I'm asking. Why don't you get along with hookers? We kind of do the same thing. You both sell sex. Stop it.

[A]

They're horns. I sell sex. I work in the arts. You work showing dancing.

[C]

You work showing. Madonna and Brittany.

[A]

Look at him dancing.

[C]

I know, I see it. Very nice.

[A]

That's art.

[C]

Well, Madonna is art.

[A]

Play some rock and roll music and I can dance for everybody. Hannah, how old are you? Don't be a Hannah. You look like you're pushing 30. How old are you? 21.

[C]

God, it's a rough life.

[A]

What day? What? What age did you start dancing?

[D]

What do you mean?

[F]

Don't you think I'm pretty?

[C]

You're beautiful. But you put your 21 looking. Going on 30 looking at me. I'll put them away. Put the girls up.

[A]

Don't talk to me like a.

[C]

Did not mean to insult you. You get to always tell how, how's, what's the difference?

[A]

Because I have cheap shoes.

[C]

Oh, the shoes.

[A]

The shoes. Because I don't care. Because they always leave their shoes off.

[C]

The shoes are coming off, right?

[A]

My shoes are.

[C]

There's the difference. I never thought about that. The shoes.

[A]

Don't be a horror. Don't be sitting on a corner. I know. Waiting for the bug.

[C]

Well, a lot of them are really high end.

[A]

Eating a Reese's Peanut Butter cup. Why do strippers like Reese's so much?

[C]

What?

[A]

Because they're creamy. Creamy. Good. Now, okay. Sometimes you feel like a nut.

[C]

Sometimes.

[A]

And sometimes you feel like a Reese's Peanut Butter. Does he get two just like a Twix.

[E]

I get it.

[A]

Britney, will you get. Twixes are for horns. Britney, will you go get us some lunch? Okay. What are you gonna get us? I've still got your American Express card. Can I use that?

[C]

John. Hey, you know this.

[A]

What? No, I mean, come on, Brittany.

[D]

Shut up, J.D.

[A]

We have an agreement.

[C]

My bad, my bad.

[A]

I'm out. Did. What are you gonna get us? First I gotta go to the shoe store and I have to see Dr. Bob at 2. What's Dr. Bob? Brittany's just up for polish.

[C]

Oh, polish. I think you had to polish them from time to time.

[A]

Brittany and Madonna. Left and right. Left and right.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Brittany is just up. It's time for apologies. Every six months, he gives an apology. What are you gonna get us for lunch? What do you, like, don't go to.

[C]

Whataburger because we have a headline here. That's Whataburger. Food chain is shutting its doors due to numerous reports of food poisoning and high concentration of salmonella this day. Is it real or is it not?

[A]

Because you're gonna get us in trouble.

[C]

And it is not even close. But it's been circulating through Facebook.

[A]

Believe it. People believe it. People believe it.

[C]

It's like, stop it, you. No. So that's way not. Oh, Waterbird's the best.

[A]

Oh, I know. What about some sushi? Sushi could be good. Okay, I'll be back. All right, Britt. Thank you. Stop looking at my eyes. Quit Sh. Here, you can take my car. You can take my car.

[C]

Oh, you're giving your car and your card.

[A]

She. She. She. She watches my kids. Okay?

[C]

Too much information.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Scott, I see you there. I'm gonna pull you up during the break and we'll bring you back. I can pull up your. Give me the vin. Because I see that you put your BMW in the. Give me the vin. I'll pull it up, get familiar with it. When we come back here in a minute, I will take you there.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast at. John Clay Wolf.

[F]

GiveMeTheVin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the vindag. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Bob, you got your six string out? Yeah. Are you rolling through the backwoods on a Tennessee byway?

[B]

That's what I, I do, man. That's my jam.

[A]

What is a byway?

[C]

It's a back road from a highway.

[A]

I mean, did they just try to make that fit in the lyrics? I've never heard that. Tennessee byway. Is he got a beer between his legs too?

[C]

Is there anything you sing, Randy?

[D]

I sing all the time.

[A]

A single Tennessee Saturday night.

[C]

Do you like country most or rock? You like it all? Yeah, you're easy to please.

[D]

Me and my friend Rusty get high and we just listen to anything.

[C]

Anything that anybody will play.

[D]

We go down here at stockyards. Hang out in front of the white elephant.

[C]

Do you. Yeah, the beer garden there.

[D]

Yeah, they play everything. I love it, man.

[A]

Scott, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Rock and roll.

[A]

Hey, man.

[E]

Morning.

[A]

What station do you listen to us on in Houston? ESPN or the Buzz?

[E]

97. 5. Yeah, ESPN.

[A]

Gotcha. You know, we've been on there for seven freaking years.

[E]

I've been listening. I'm long time, long time listener, first time caller.

[A]

Good, good, good. Okay, I pulled this car up. Tell me why you're saying it has a sport package. I see all these pictures. Thank you for sending them all through. Give me the vin.com and all that good stuff. Because I. It doesn't look like the sport package to me.

[E]

Well, depends on your definite. So it's not a right. M package.

[A]

Right.

[E]

The M package is different. But the sport package, what you basically get with the sport pack is the 18 inch tires and the. See the front seat, the driver's side, it has the, the seat has that little extension.

[A]

Yeah. For the. Yep. Bottom of your legs.

[E]

Exactly. It's just a multi contour toward seat. That's really what comes with the sport pack. It's not an M package. That's. That is different. This is just the sport package.

[A]

Okay, so we. You went in to give me the VIN June 29, I believe the system hit you quickly and you can tell all the listeners how fast it is because it is. You know these other, these stupid online forms, they drag people through miles and.

[C]

Miles of beat down before you.

[A]

You know what color are the floor mats?

[C]

Right.

[A]

How many keys do you have?

[C]

Trying to get you to invest time in it.

[A]

Right.

[C]

So you fill the end. Oh, I'm just going to do business. I've come this far.

[A]

So our deal hit you at what was our offer? Was it 15 or 14? 5.

[E]

15. The offer was 15. Well, the last email that I had was 15. Okay, so I'll say 15.

[A]

I gotcha. And I'm good there. And I looked at MMR and I looked at Margaret Portal. It's the miles are just on the hair end of the tacky side. It's not bad. It's a good looking car. It's got a clean facts.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

But. And it takes 155 to buy it is what you told the screener.

[E]

I'd love to do 15 5. Yeah.

[A]

Let's do this so we can be friends and do business. Split it.

[E]

Done.

[A]

All right. 15. 250. Boom. Done. So right back, here's what I'll do. This is real good radio.

[E]

I'm not giving out my phone number on the radio.

[A]

No, no, no, no. I've got your phone number right here. I'll give it out. Let's see. I'm going to send you an offer letter. Actually I'm going to send you a checklist because we've already done this. So where's this dealer purchase checklist? Do you have a clear title or a payoff?

[E]

Clear title. Mine.

[A]

Okay, so I'm going to send you this bill of sale and the miles are 67,000, correct?

[E]

67. Man. I got look at one of the sun.

[A]

It's fine. I'm just gonna put 67000 on this bill of sale and then I'm going to put. Where's the price? It's near the top. There it is. $15,250 00. Where do you live? What part of Houston?

[E]

League City.

[A]

Okay, so we will send the guys down there, pick it up and then you'll get online and write a raving review about how we did everything we said we would. Amazing. And I'm sending it right now. And just write, print this out, sign it, take a picture of the purchase order and then we'll turn it into logistics and get you paid.

[E]

Too easy.

[A]

Thanks man.

[E]

Awesome. I love it. Thanks guys.

[A]

Appreciate it. Every day. That's how it works. Every day ain't nothing but a G thing. G chees. Yeah, that's how it works. Okay, let's do it again. Stan, are you serious? Are you a tire kicker?

[E]

Say again?

[A]

I said are you serious? Are you a tire kicker?

[E]

I'm shopping it. I'm gonna sell it and buy me a Jeep.

[A]

Okay. Does this car is fixed to get sold? He is in the. You're in the zone. Okay, we got a 06 GMC diesel 4 by with leather.

[E]

Huh.

[A]

And is it a long bed or short bed?

[E]

Short bed.

[A]

Does it have any diesel problems? And when I say that injectors, white smoke, black smoke. Funky idle any?

[E]

I keep it maintained religiously.

[A]

Okay. Because these diesel problems are so damn expensive to fix. Oh, my God. This kill me. How many miles are on it?

[E]

Just under 87. Fixing to be. 87.

[A]

Okay. Four wheel drive. What color? Dark blue and tan guts are gray.

[E]

Say again?

[A]

Tan. Tan guts or gray guts? Interior color? Interior color is what I'm asking.

[E]

Oh, it's. It's tan.

[A]

Okay. And it's a SLT or sle with leather ad on the trim on the, on the tailgate. Does it say SLT or does it say sle? Do you remember?

[E]

No.

[A]

Does it have. Does it have leather wrapped steering wheel? Which. With radio controls on the steering wheel.

[E]

Radio controls on the steering wheel.

[A]

Is it a leather wrapped steering wheel or not?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. I think it's a SLT. Huh? I'm gonna bet it as an SLT. 87,000 miles. All right, all right, all right. Does it have a clean carfax?

[E]

It's very clean.

[A]

Does 21,000 by it?

[E]

But you're in the ballpark, I'll tell you that.

[A]

I know.

[E]

Can I get back with you?

[A]

I just want to buy it. What's it take to buy it? And you and I. I'm gonna send you a purchase order like I did that last guy.

[E]

Oh, let's see. I'm looking it. It doesn't say on the back end of it whether it's an SLT or sle.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

All it says is shear and gmc.

[A]

What? On the. On the side post, like behind the back driver door? The back passenger door. Does it have a badge that says SLT or sle? What city are you in, by the way?

[E]

Central, right out of Baton Ridge.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

No, all it says is Allison Duramax DMC 2500 HD.

[A]

Okay. What does it take to buy it and we've done business?

[E]

I don't know yet. Your first call I've made.

[A]

Okay, well, you need to be the last one. Yeah. Then catch me on the last one because I want to buy it.

[C]

Catch me outside.

[A]

You know, it's like anything. I mean, you know, I'm not trying to hot box you into a deal. I just. I just like being done and having knowing I've done business.

[E]

So, I mean, understand that, but I move slow.

[A]

Okay, well, go to give.

[E]

I've got my teeth soaking right now.

[A]

Hey, we'll go to givemetheven.com, the website. Load it up, take a couple of pictures. While you're out looking at it, load them up. Put the VIN number in there so we'll have the record, and we'll get going, and it'll email you an offer letter and. And then we'll start communicating that way at your pace. Okay.

[E]

Well, I'll have to get some.

[A]

Garrett, good morning.

[E]

Hey. How's it going?

[A]

Good.

[E]

I just want to let you know, my mind was blown. I had no clue y' all were on 97. 5 down here in Houston. I've always been listening to you on the buzz.

[A]

Oh, yeah? Well, good. Yeah, yeah, because they don't like us talking about it. Because when we. When we clear the buzz at 11 o'. Clock. Right. Sometimes I said, hey, everybody, jump over to 975. But. But they'll. They'll get on my case if I do that. Because you're stealing their listeners and moving them to another station, right?

[E]

No, I had no clue. So I always thought my day ended with you at 11, where I get a whole extra hour now that I had no clue about. So I feel cheated, by the way.

[C]

You know, the secret.

[A]

Well, cool. Well, I'm glad that we keep you entertained, sir. We try.

[E]

Absolutely. I loved it. And when I was up in Dallas a few weeks ago, I had a hard time finding all the. The station there, so I just hopped on the iHeartRadio app to listen 945, which then was you.

[A]

So let's see. And we're on 92.5 in Dallas. The classic rocker.

[E]

92. 5.

[A]

Yep.

[E]

I thought I found you on, like, 104 something.

[A]

No, 92.5, man. Thanks for calling in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Doug, where are you calling from? I'm in the Medical center in Houston.

[E]

In Houston.

[A]

Gotcha. So we've got a BMW X5 with 70. What color is it?

[E]

It's kind of a metallic beige.

[A]

What year did they change the body style? Was it between 06 and 07 or 05 and 06? I forgot.

[E]

You know, I'm not sure.

[A]

Is it a 4.4 or a 3.0?

[E]

3.0.

[A]

Okay. Metallic beige. So it's tan and it has 70 now that I see. See, I just plugged it into my computer, and now I know what body style it is. It's the old one because the number it just threw so low. It's a five grand rig. You there?

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Yep. I'll get five grand. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[E]

Okay, I can do it.

[A]

Thanks, man.

[C]

I got one more headline we got to do before you leave. You have a car.

[A]

I got nothing. I'm real quick. I'll quit. I'll stop.

[B]

Is this real?

[A]

I just got to stop. I just got to stop. We got to turn it off. So sometimes JD Just gotta turn it off.

[C]

Chill, man.

[A]

Go home.

[C]

Breathe.

[A]

Just be right.

[C]

Just be who you are.

[A]

Find your chi.

[C]

Here's a headline for you. Is this real or is this Facebook folly is kind of going around? Student pilot survives plane crash in the Everglades only to be eaten by alligator. Is that a true story or is that something they made out of the background?

[A]

That could be true.

[C]

Student pilot survives plane crash in the Everglades only to be eaten by alligator.

[A]

I'm gonna go check. True. You gonna go?

[C]

True.

[B]

I just hope the drummer got out a lot.

[C]

Sadly and sickly enough. That's true.

[A]

Yeah, that's a hard one. I know.

[C]

The guy was missing for like four days, and a news helicopter went. Hey, what's that over there?

[A]

I have a gay horse trainer that wants to sell his truck.

[C]

What is wrong with you?

[A]

So this truck is real nice. I just love it.

[C]

Is that a text you got?

[A]

Yeah, I just love it. I want to frame that. I have a gay horse trainer that wants to sell his truck. So that means this truck is really nice. All right, well, we like gay horses.

[C]

Well, it has nothing to do with that. But you say gay people take care of their vehicles better.

[A]

They do. That's all they do. I mean, us nasty old guys, we. We don't. You, you're not gay, but you take care of your car pretty well.

[C]

I take care of it on the outside. You don't see the inside.

[A]

Yeah, I, I, I don't know.

[C]

Take. I mean, you don't take care of it anywhere.

[A]

You're busy. Well, that's not an excuse. Everybody's got an excuse.

[C]

Yeah. You have time to play Grand Theft Auto? You have time to clean your car, son? Well, sound like his dad.

[A]

I need to get my kids to clean my car.

[C]

Do they do anything around the house? Do they do chores?

[A]

They're pretty lazy. They're pretty sorry. They need to be.

[C]

You grew up doing chores.

[A]

I know. We need to. We need to fix them.

[E]

Good luck.

[C]

When are you going to start that? When they're teenagers. Good luck.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Now's the time.

[A]

Oh, I agree. Yeah, they're okay. But Charlie, do your kids do much? My, My kid, he's. He's got chores. Yep. Do you pay him allowance? Yeah, yeah, we'll give him lounge for it. How much? 10 bucks. A week. Yeah, no, it just depends on how many chores he's doing. Washing dishes, laundry stuff. He's gonna be pissed off when he realizes that that's the same price that you'll pay for margaritas. Oh, yeah, no, yeah. He doesn't quite know that difference yet, but it'll come. You know, it's pretty short deal. We're like, man, you just ordered a. A frozen margarita that cost more than this, man. 800. Oh, no, don't call me. Go to the. Gimme the dot com. We're out of here. We've got eight seconds left. The buyer's room is full and they are bidding cars left and right. Go to givemetheven.com and we will email you an offer. And other than that, see you next Saturday.

[B]

Out.

[A]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.