#106 John Clay Wolfe Show 07/22/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show #106 – Detailed Episode Summary

Air Date: July 22, 2017 (released February 13, 2026)
Podcast Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com
Cast: John Clay Wolfe (Host), JD Ryan, Bob Floyd, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K, Hooter, Caller guests, recurring characters

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Main Theme and Purpose

This dynamic episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its signature blend of car-buying antics, irreverent comedy, audience call-ins about vehicles, discussions on pop culture, music, sports, and edgy humor. The show’s distinct personality shines as the hosts riff on everything from the used car market and celebrity deaths to wild workplace anecdotes and personal stories. As always, vehicles are bought live on air, providing an entertaining look at the car biz—with nothing off-limits, except what’ll get them fined by the FCC.

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Key Segments, Discussions & Insights

1. Introducing DJ Pre K – The “Official White Black Man”

• [01:03 - 01:42]
  The hosts roast DJ Pre K, referencing Eminem (“8 Mile”, “B-Rad”), Paul Wall, Post Malone, Marky Mark, and other white rappers. DJ Pre K takes it all in stride:

  • “No, man. It ain’t nothing I ain’t heard before. You feel me?” — DJ Pre K [01:39]

• Jokes about racial stereotypes and pop culture references, including a Backstreet Boys segment.

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2. Boy Band Managers & Scandalous Anecdotes

• [03:08 - 04:02 & 19:36 - 20:05]
  John and the crew discuss the late Lou Pearlman’s legacy and allegations of misconduct, mingling fact, rumor, and dark humor.
  • “Several men have accused Lou Pearlman…these allegations are most explicitly detailed in a Vanity Fair piece.” — Bob Floyd [20:01]

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3. Buying & Selling Cars Live On-Air

• [07:32 - 14:31]
  Listeners call in to sell cars: Camrys, F-250s, Lincolns, Chevys, and more. Wolfe gives on-the-spot price estimates, negotiating with callers—often bringing sharp, comedic commentary on high mileage, expectations, and the reality of used car values.

  • “...a 2017 Toyota Camry…It’s worth 17 grand. I give 15.5 for the 20,000-mile ones. You’ve got a thousand-mile one. I’ll give 17.” — John Clay Wolfe [08:02]

  • “You guys just gotta understand…When y’all go putting 100,000 miles on these high dollar rigs, they’re not high dollar rigs no mo.” — John Clay Wolfe [23:56]

  • “...the market is adjusting, ladies and gentlemen. The used car market is adjusting. And I’m being a little harsh this morning. Trying to recalibrate our audience into reality.” — John Clay Wolfe [48:20]

  • Stories about dealing with “creepers” on the GiveMeTheVIN platform showcase challenges women buyers face [05:09 - 06:48].

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4. Comedy Bits, Impressions, and In-Jokes

• Recurring comedy voices appear, including “Randy the Chipmunk”, who recounts his “drug problem” and wild times in the 80s [21:15 - 23:22; 89:49 - 93:39].
• JD and John riff on old TV shows (Three’s Company), with pointed and sometimes risky humor regarding the show's insinuations [12:01 - 12:19].
• Wallace Edwards delivers a “music history” bit about “Whiskey in the Jar”—from Bram Stoker to Thin Lizzy to Metallica [27:10 - 28:29].

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5. Pop Culture & Celebrity Deaths: Suicide Discussion

• A major segment is devoted to the deaths of Chester Bennington (Linkin Park) and Chris Cornell, leading to an unexpectedly raw, personal discussion about suicide, mental health, and reactions to criticism from listeners who think the show is too cavalier.

  • “You’ve just lost a listener!”—JD Ryan reads a listener complaint [78:52]
  • “My sister took her own life when I was 18 years old … I have firsthand experience in this.” — John Clay Wolfe [79:25]
  • Michael Turley and John share their personal stories of family-held suicide loss, aiming to clarify the intent behind their humor and promoting open, honest dialogue [80:45 - 84:33].

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6. “Black, White, Latino or Other” Game

• [35:27 - 37:44]
  DJ Pre K hosts a guessing game involving race and crime, with his trademark charisma. The story: a man steals over a thousand pairs of women’s underwear over 20 years; the hosts guess the ethnicity, but DJ Pre K reveals the culprit is a Japanese man, playing up Japanese panty culture:
  • “61 year old Yasushi Kabayashi…Tokyo. We should have got a whole panty culture out there in Tokyo, man.” — DJ Pre K [37:33]

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7. Car Biz Anecdotes, Staff Stories, and the “Hooter’s Burb Death Pool”

• [65:37 - 73:37]
  John interviews Hooter, an old high school buddy and staff member, about his Suburban (“Burb”) that only runs in second gear. They launch a bet (“death pool”) to see when the car will finally die, planning to give it away to the winner.
  • “It’s a great car. If you win, you’re in for a treat.” — Hooter [73:06]
  • The segment demonstrates the show’s camaraderie and offbeat humor.

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8. Expert Reports & “The Dope Report”

• [61:59 - 64:42] Bob Floyd’s “Dope Report” gives a tongue-in-cheek business plan—smuggling weed into Nevada during the early recreational market confusion:

  • “Keep your overhead low and your dollars headed up. This is Bob Floyd and you keep tokin’.” — Bob Floyd [64:04]

• Motorcycle and RV Experts: The show brings in Keith (motorcycles) and Ben (RVs), explaining how GiveMeTheVIN handles specialty vehicles.

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9. Record-Setting Bid Segment

• [105:00 - 113:15]
  John attempts a Guinness World Record bidding 21 cars in 8 minutes, live, demonstrating his “magic” as a rapid-fire car buyer.
  • “Seven years ago…this is him actually doing 21 cars in eight minutes.” — Michael Turley [104:43]

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10. Memorable Listener Interactions

• Callers frequently react with surprise, appreciation, or disbelief to John’s quick, direct offers—sometimes agreeing instantly, sometimes pushing back. A notable caller, a 72-year-old man, appreciates the simplicity of selling his car through the website [95:43 - 97:41]:
  • “I didn’t even have to leave my house to sell you my car….they handed me a check. Five minutes, they were gone.” — Caller Bill [95:55]

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11. Top 10 List: “What OJ Might Do When He Gets Out”

• [85:06 - 86:29]
  JD Ryan presents a comedic top 10 of hypothetical post-prison careers for OJ Simpson, loaded with puns and dark humor.
  • Example: “He could be a mercenary where cutting off heads is perfectly acceptable.”
  • “He’ll find that living outside of prison is hard, but he’ll take a stab at it.”
  • “Keep your feet on the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.” — JD Ryan as Casey Kasem [86:29]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Time | Speaker | Quote / Moment | |---------------|---------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:39 | DJ Pre K | “No, man. It ain't nothing I ain't heard before. You feel me?” | | 05:35 | Bob Floyd | “Men are so unbelievable.” | | 19:36 / 20:01 | Bob Floyd | “Several men have accused Lou Pearlman...detailed in a Vanity Fair piece.” | | 23:56 | John Clay Wolfe | “When y’all go putting 100,000 miles on these high dollar rigs, they’re not high dollar rigs no mo.” | | 37:33 | DJ Pre K | “61 year old Yasushi Kabayashi… Tokyo. We should have got a whole panty culture out there in Tokyo, man.” | | 48:20 | John Clay Wolfe | “The market is adjusting...Trying to recalibrate our audience into reality.” | | 64:04 | Bob Floyd | “Keep your overhead low and your dollars headed up. This is Bob Floyd and you keep tokin’.” | | 79:25 | John Clay Wolfe | “My sister took her own life when I was 18 years old...I have firsthand experience in this.” | | 84:32 | John Clay Wolfe | “There is a higher power. There is something. There’s no doubt. How the hell did I know that my sister had died?” |

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Episode Flow & Structure

Opening: Immediate dive into the crew’s chemistry—roasting DJ Pre K, banter about race and music, segues into pop culture.

First Hour: Fast-paced, car bids and quirky on-air negotiations interwoven with music, TV, and "boy band" industry gossip.

Mid-Show: Levity and wild sketches (Randy the Chipmunk, Black/White/Latino game), music folklore, death pool on Hooter’s Suburban, staff stories, and expert reports.

Second Half: More bidding, extended talk on suicide and criticism, tips for car sellers, motorcycle/RV specialty segments, and comedic lists.

Final Hour: Showcasing John’s record-setting rapid-fire car bids, wrap-up banter, Randy the Chipmunk's misadventures, music references, and sign-off.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [01:03] DJ Pre K/Eminem banter
• [03:08] Lou Pearlman/Backstreet Boys allegations
• [07:32] Car bidding calls begin
• [19:36] Lou Pearlman scandal revisit
• [21:15] Randy the Chipmunk and 80s tales
• [23:56] High-mileage car values/comedy
• [27:10] “Whiskey in the Jar” music history
• [35:27] “Black, White, Latino or Other” game
• [61:59] The Dope Report with Bob Floyd
• [65:37] Hooter’s Suburban Death Pool
• [79:25–84:33] Personal suicide stories & listener backlash
• [85:06] Top 10 List: OJ’s possible post-prison plans
• [95:43] Satisfied customer testimonial
• [105:00] 21-car Guinness bid lightning round

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Tone & Style

• Informal, energetic, deeply irreverent, good-natured trash talk
• Occasional edgy or dark humor
• Moments of authenticity and vulnerability (especially on suicide discussion)
• Listener-driven, interactive, music & pop culture references, inside jokes

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Summary Wrap-Up

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show exemplifies the program’s hallmark: wild, unfiltered, rapid-fire entertainment with a car biz backbone. The crew juggles humor, real talk, and high-speed negotiation, never shying away from sensitive topics or taking themselves too seriously. From live vehicle bids and dealership war stories to prank calls, musical tangents, and blunt discussions on mental health, every hour brings fresh absurdities and insights. As much an audio sitcom as a car-buying show, it’s always unpredictable—and undeniably original.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam.

[Radio Announcer]

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800, 800 radio. That's 800, 800-7 2, 3, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying, Bob?

[Bob Floyd]

I'm trying to find DJ Pre K on Facebook. What is his actual name again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight Mile. Rabbit? B Rad. Dj, come here. Explain yourself. His name's Austin, but I call him eight Mile.

[Bob Floyd]

Thank you, Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call him eight Mile. Does that bother you, dj? When I. Everyone, I'd like for you to meet DJ Prek. Our. Our glorious intern. He's the official white black man. Oh, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

He's graduated from intern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, he now, baby.

[DJ Pre K]

Cash and chicks.

[Bob Floyd]

What are you.

[JD Ryan]

What are you. Oh, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cash and check.

[JD Ryan]

Cash and checks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it bother you when I call you eight Mile?

[DJ Pre K]

No, man. It ain't nothing I ain't heard before. You feel me?

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? 8 mile. It was a movie about Eminem.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but why would it offend him? Because he's Eminem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, he's.

[JD Ryan]

He's kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a white black. Eminem's very cool. Eminem's very good. I mean, but some people could take that little Uncle Tommy. You never know how it goes.

[JD Ryan]

I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's, you know, he looks pasty, but. But below that, he's not. And you. You make little comments like that where, like, you think he's cool. Might be hurting his feelings.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm so hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are other things that people have called you?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, Be Rabbit, Be Rad. You know, Paul Wall.

[JD Ryan]

What does all that mean? I'm so white.

[DJ Pre K]

It's just pretty much white. Characters from movies like that.

[Hooter]

I act.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all know Paul Wall, you know, the people's champ.

[JD Ryan]

Not a clue.

[DJ Pre K]

All over yalls head.

[Hooter]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

White rapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Post Malone's a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post Malone?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, just any white rapper, you know, Maybe Marky Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marky Mark?

[Michael Turley]

Wow. That's old.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's old. Was Marky Mark a rapper?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, he tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he was a Backstreet Boy. No, he wasn't a bachelor, but he was part of the Get Along Gang, whatever they're called.

[DJ Pre K]

The Funky.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the Funky Bun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was like one of Perlman's creations, wasn't it? I mean, that Ron Perlman, you know, he's a dead pedophile now, isn't he? I think he's croaked out. Is he a pedophile? You know, I'm talking about the Backstreet Boys.

[Michael Turley]

I know you're talking about, but I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T know about that.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Back Street Boys. Yeah, yeah. Manager.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That brought him together.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And financially hosed them all. Okay. I'm pretty sure he's passed away. And I'm pretty sure in the behind the stories that he was accused of being a child lover.

[JD Ryan]

Ron Perlman.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Ron. That's the rich guy. Oh, we don't want to get sued by the rich guy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, no, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, boys. Manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ye eight Mile. Do you know this?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I've heard the stories, man. That's how it usually goes with them boy bands. They got a creek behind them.

[JD Ryan]

Lou Perlman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lou.

[JD Ryan]

And he is, in fact, dead. Died August last year.

[Michael Turley]

But what about the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he gonna sue us?

[JD Ryan]

I have no. He's probably not gonna sue us. He's dead. I don't know about that other part. I wouldn't know. I just. I'm, you know. Hey, how about. Do they ever call you Ice Ice baby?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, Vanilla Ice all the time. Especially when I'm rocking the flat top. You know, I met him.

[JD Ryan]

He's a really cool guy, really fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from Fort Worth. Speaking of, teach, did you know that our logistics manager, our first employee of Give me the vin. Have you ever met Megan?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should be attracted to her. Actually, there should be a lot. There should be some magnetism between you two.

[JD Ryan]

Why is that? Why? What's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Because he's got that Ice Ice Baby thing going.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And her uncle. You know how they always say that crazy women are attracted to their daddies, right? Well, here minds are not attracted to the daddy issues. Attracted to men. They go find their daddy and they're.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna try to fix daddy issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, dog, I have Vanilla Ice's niece here.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

For real?

[DJ Pre K]

We find out for real.

[John Clay Wolf]

For real.

[JD Ryan]

He's not kidding. No, she really is.

[Hooter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. When people buy cars from. Give me the vin. If y' all have ever dealt with Megan, that is Vanilla Ice's niece. I'm sure she appreciates me calling that out.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure. No doubt.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Renee. Renee, Nay. Another Give me the VIN buyer. She was telling me about creepers yesterday.

[Bob Floyd]

What?

[JD Ryan]

You have creepers in your business?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, people, you know, because they go to the givemetheven.com site to sell us their car. And then a lot of our buyers are men. But she's a woman. And she. She gets. She gets more solicited. Really solicited.

[JD Ryan]

They're trying to sell a car and they go, while I'm here, yeah, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get a date.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bob Floyd]

Men are so.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a deal.

[JD Ryan]

We're so unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a deal where I've been.

[JD Ryan]

Driving by, honking a horn. Oh, man, that's gonna attract them. What are you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we don't offer on junk cars, okay? Most of the time, you know, if it's a 97 Lexus ES with a hundred and two hundred thousand miles of nice, yeah, we'll. We'll offer 500 for it. But most of the time, junk, junks. We don't do it.

[JD Ryan]

Well, it costs money to move them and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she sent an offer letter for $500 for some junk car, and the guy wrote back. They called her and he said, you can s. My s. Gotcha. You can s. My d. Gotcha. You can perform.

[JD Ryan]

I got it. We totally get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need to.

[Bob Floyd]

You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he admit.

[JD Ryan]

You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he told her to do.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she immediately fires back. I would except. But I don't s. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't do that. For people that drive 500 cars.

[JD Ryan]

You just see his head explode at the computer.

[Bob Floyd]

He's got the most wonderful snarky style. Doesn't she?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's terrible.

[Bob Floyd]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lisa, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

John, hi. By the way, Lou Rawlings, or whatever his name was, that was New Kids on the Block. Six degrees of separation. Marky Mark was Mark Wahlberg, who was related to Donnie Wahlberg, who was one of the boy band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And was Lou Pedophile.

[Caller]

He was the manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, same thing. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay. What have you got, doll?

[Caller]

I've got a 2017 Toyota Camry that I'm wanting to sell se. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

901.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[JD Ryan]

Very strange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, I just. My company gave me a car right after I bought this one. I don't want to make payments.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Sunroof.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But it's got sunroof, the backup camera, and alloy wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know exactly what it's worth. I buy these left and right from the rental car companies. It's worth 17 grand. I give. I give 50. I give 15. Five for the 20,000 mile ones. You've got a thousand mile one. I'll give 17.

[Caller]

I'll take it. Carmax offered me 16. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then it's sold. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Go to. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Get the VIN number loaded in. Say, John, hit me a 17 on the air, I'll sell it. Here's the car. What's next? They'll send you a checklist. It's short checklist of wanting some pictures of the car, your driver's license and the payoff information. And we'll arrange pickup. If you're in Houston, we're in Dallas. We'll have our. We have an office in Houston. Okay. We'll have them there Monday or Tuesday to pick. To pick your car. What part of Houston you live in?

[Caller]

I'm actually just outside of Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, our office is off west, not Westheimer. What the hell's it off of? Shove. It's right over there by the airport. Okay, thank you, Jimmy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I tried to fill my truck. I got a 2015 Ford F250 crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cab this episode roof.

[Caller]

It does have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Lifted or is it stuck?

[Caller]

That's stock. But it's got the four wheel off road. Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles got?

[Caller]

57, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

57, 000 miles. 15 crew cab, F15 or F250. It's a power stroke, right?

[Caller]

It is a power strip with all the gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

57, 000 miles high miles. 40, 45, 40, 43, 44, 43, 44, 45, 40 worth 45,000. The miles are just a little tall.

[Caller]

Okay, and how do I go about selling this to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like the guy from Sling Blade. You just go to givemetheven.com Doyle, we've got him here. Go to givemetheven.com Load it up and. And say, hey, John, hit me. 45 grand. Here's the car. Here's the picture. Thank you.

[Caller]

Got a whole leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Doyle's in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. It was. Doyle was his handler. He was his.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zookeeper.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm gonna kill you, doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell us your truck?

[Bob Floyd]

You say nothing about that, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Good morning. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Hi, Carl.

[JD Ryan]

Carl was. Carl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl.

[Bob Floyd]

Do you ever notice, Childers, the last time you see every character in that movie, the last thing they say is Carl with a question mark.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, I never realized that. Now I gotta go back and watch it. Really very subtle.

[Bob Floyd]

The last, last lines of every character.

[JD Ryan]

John Ritter said before.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say, Carl?

[Bob Floyd]

He did? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Was John Ritter in that movie? Oh yeah, he was. He. Was he the. Was he the not funny?

[Caller]

Haha.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. The boyfriend of the.

[Caller]

Or whatever.

[Bob Floyd]

More like a BF mom.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah. Actually that's what it was because he was kind of flamboyant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Years back in your heyday, did you ever interview Chris Suzanne Summers?

[JD Ryan]

Nope, never did.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was sexy.

[JD Ryan]

She very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, very sexy. How old is she now?

[Bob Floyd]

God, she's 78 and she looks like a million bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's really 78?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Die, master. Would you let her put you in a thigh lock?

[Bob Floyd]

Without question.

[JD Ryan]

She is 70, by the way, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she look like?

[JD Ryan]

There's a current picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you mentioned that. When you mentioned John Ritter.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That made me think of Three's Company. Three's Company was pretty risque first time.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in third grade. Second grade.

[JD Ryan]

They had to make him gay or otherwise it would never have worked. A guy living with two women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he gay?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, in the. Well, he pretended to be gay. That's right. He was not gay. He pretended to be gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And Mr. Roper really believed.

[JD Ryan]

Mr. Roper believed he was gay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretends to be.

[JD Ryan]

That's the only reason they let him move in with the two girls. Because he was gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Mr. Roper's on. He's thinking something's up.

[Bob Floyd]

Right, right.

[JD Ryan]

And Mrs. Roper knew all along he wasn't gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he having relations with the other two? Did he ever.

[Bob Floyd]

He sure wanted to, I think.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It never really drew out. It never showed. It never proved up. But he said dead. So now we will never know.

[Bob Floyd]

He tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now Janet. Janet had that little short hair. She had that little, you know, dykes on trikes thing going.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, Janet turned me on.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. She did turn you on.

[Bob Floyd]

She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did not turn me on at all. At all. Who did you like better? Suzanne or the next one that came behind her? The one that came behind her had a. Had a larger upside.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Jenny Lee Harrison.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there were three of them, weren't there?

[JD Ryan]

That's like the second Duke Boys. You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was pretty well endowed. So was Suzanne.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Suzanne Summers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock.

[JD Ryan]

She was. She was the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a current picture.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Let me pull up a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's her. So you can have a gal that looks that good.

[JD Ryan]

There's her website. Now granted, this is her website. And it's going to be, you know, makeup and hair airbrushed. She's still 70 and ain't bad. I've seen her on TV recently selling something. Selling. Oh, she's so. Yeah, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, senior on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where you coming from?

[Caller]

All right. Oh, man. It's got a 2003 Lincoln LSV8. Loaded, real clean car. One owner car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Got 80,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But those things suck, man. I don't know why. They really, really, really suck. And I'll tell you, every time I get a hold of one of those, I lose money. Is it the V8 or the V6?

[Caller]

It's the V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's good. Is it the sport deal? The extra trim around it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's better. So it's getting the less el succo package, but it's a 03.

[Caller]

I understand.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why. Dude, I've been buying and selling those things for 10 years and every time I touch one I lose a nickel. Means 500. I just can't make them work. I think it's a $2,000.

[Caller]

We were in a car business for 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's a $2,000 car.

[Caller]

$2,000 car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. John. A 10 Sierra SLE with a buck 20 leather. Is it a. Is it a four door?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city you coming from, dog?

[Caller]

I'm in Lafayette, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive. I mean I got some alternate, some bfg.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would have taken your. Your coon ass cart away if you didn't have mud grips on your two wheel drive. On the back tires at least. That's right. On the back tires at least. It's about 10 grand, maybe 11. I need to see it. Go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it.

[Caller]

All right, man. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio. His name's J.D. ryan. His name's Bob O. His name's Michael Turley. All the good stuff is on deck today. We'll get into that in a minute. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Talk to us about cars or. Or women or sports. Those are three topics of the day. And rock and roll, cars, women and sports. Good morning Houston. Good morning Dallas. Good morning Oklahoma city, and good morning everywhere else, of course, South Louisiana, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. We'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with the John clay wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony. Tony Walnuts. Paulie. Hey, good morning. Austin, Texas, huh?

[Caller]

Well, actually, Georgetown, a little north.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're going to be switching to a sports station in Austin.

[Caller]

Oh, that's good. That's what we need. Another one, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, y' all already have one, but I think we're switching over there because our content is too edgy for the country station. Are you offended, Tony?

[Caller]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you may be offended. When I get done bidding this truck.

[Caller]

I'll just hang up on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 14 Chevrolet. Is it a dually?

[Caller]

No, it's a single rear wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long? Better short.

[Caller]

It's a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof, Navigation? Yes. No.

[Caller]

No sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Of course. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black and it's got tan leather in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? Miles.

[Caller]

How many miles? Oh, it's got 136 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my gosh, Tony, what have you done? You didn't stop driving. Well, I've got nine seconds. I got nine seconds. I gotta go real quick. Hang on. This is just an in and out quickie. 130 on a 14's worth. What's it worth? 28,000.

[Caller]

How much do you want to give me?

[John Clay Wolf]

28,000.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I can't sell it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you. You should have thought about that when you were running around town looking all cute, putting all those miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. We'll work it off. Air 800. 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on this station.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, rad 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do it.

[JD Ryan]

I can't do it.

[Bob Floyd]

I can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lights on. I don't try.

[JD Ryan]

I don't want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not an afternooner.

[JD Ryan]

Afternoon delight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Good morning, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

Go find my baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a listener that covered me on a comment I. I made earlier. Okay. Several men have accused Lou Pearlman, the former manager of NSync, and the backstreet Boys, among other boy bands, of sexual harassment over the years. These allegations are most explicitly detailed in a Vanity Fair piece, Mad about the Boys.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, no. Oh, wow, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I wasn't that far off.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow. I used to play with that dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Chong.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't actually. He never played with Lou.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, he didn't know any tunes, man.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not a. He's not a singer or writer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy. Get Randy the Chipmunk. Come over here. I've got to ask you something. So, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, John. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much, but, you know, you. Your cousin Alvin. Theodore.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, well, Alvin's my cousin, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, The Chipmunks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Simon Theodore D. Mosses.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Who's a whole different family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, cousins.

[Bob Floyd]

Cousins.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they. How was Dave with them? Because he was kind of like Lou Perlman to the Backstreet Boys. I mean, did they ever tell any stories?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, there was a lot of, you know, back in. I mean, even today.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Theodore's all messed up. No, he's. He Is why.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's been in and out of rehab.

[JD Ryan]

Theodore.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He made that album. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

A single.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he went solo for one.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Theodore Me.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's the name of it?

[JD Ryan]

Theodore Me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I think he's like the Outcast or something. He did a cover of Mrs. Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I saw her. Ms. Johnson. He changed the name to Johnson from Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You don't know your outcast music.

[Bob Floyd]

Apparently, I don't.

[JD Ryan]

No. Apparently not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Get the hook. Get down.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not down with it.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, yeah, theater, they always talk about, you know. Theodore had a picture of Dave Seville they taped to his dartboard. He used to throw those Japanese shurikens at his nose all the time.

[JD Ryan]

Why would he do that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Dave kind of made them, didn't he? I mean, Dave Seville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

He paid them good, but he sort of created them. They took them out of the woods, out of the forest and made them stars.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They got each. Before Alvin got so big and stole the show. They got each two pounds of walnuts a month. Walnuts?

[John Clay Wolf]

Walnuts. Walnuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's a high dollar nut.

[JD Ryan]

That's a high dollar nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. That's the big money for us. I didn't Caddyshack. All I got was 12 pounds of cashews.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, you did.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you. That's right. You were in caddy shack.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He doubled as the gopher.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you always had a drug problem.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, sure. I mean, I'm from the 80s.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So, you know, I had no idea that chipmunks lived that long.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, that used to be standard practice for waking up, you know, on the lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Before you start filming a scene, I remember Chevy Chase on Cash out, he'd be like, well, let's chop up a couple of rails.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got you. Yeah, that's pretty. Yeah, that's why.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See the left side of my nose?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I see it. It's kind of collapsed a little. Yeah, I see it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, It's a little bigger than the right side.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right, right, right, right. I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's how you. You don't need a straw or nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's from all the blow in the 80s.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kevin K. Showed me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a movie star.

[JD Ryan]

He is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You are, kinda.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Bill Murray wouldn't do it.

[JD Ryan]

No, he wouldn't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's too high on mescaline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your girlfriend's banging on the door. What's her name?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sharonda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

She's here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I can't do nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Are you waving that sack? She bought us some donuts.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, I'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's see a little bit. Randy.

[JD Ryan]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl. A 10 platinum. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't mean leather. I meant diesel. No. Oh, it's F150. I'm sorry. I thought I saw 250. 10. F150 plat 92 leather roof nail. 10. Is it 15 grand?

[Caller]

Carl, how much?

[John Clay Wolf]

15.

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? How much is it?

[Caller]

Well, I would. I would love to get over 20. You don't think that's realistic?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you. You guys just gotta understand. I'm talking to you as one member of the congregation, Brother Carl. Y' all gots to understand, when y' all go putting 100,000 miles on these high dollar range rigs, they're not high dollar rigs. No mo. It's like last old boy. Last old boy had 134 on his diesel. Yeah, and I had him. I mean, I'll give him 30,000 for it. Yeah, but he was acting like I was doing something to him.

[JD Ryan]

Like you were a Backstreet Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I was Ron Pearlman diddling him. Lou Pearlman diddling him behind the. Behind the.

[Caller]

But, John, look, bro, you asked me what, you know, what I'm looking to get, right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

Thought maybe I could get over 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll give 17 on a 10 Platte loaded out 92,000 miles. And if that works, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will come pick it up. I'll send Uncle Roy over there this morning with a check in hand if you've got a title. And he'll hook that thing up.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You gotta. You gotta hold it.

[Caller]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's it. You got to hold up this stupid little sign, though, that says I heart, I love givemetheven.com and you gotta take a picture, Uncle Royce. We can put it on our webpage.

[JD Ryan]

I saw one this week. All right, I saw that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800 radio is the studio number. Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana. Yes, we're live. We'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Podcast Narrator]

John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmethevin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Charlie, since we're. We're moving from KVET FM country to KVET AM sports, do you think we should just rock the hell out of them, like, until we get out of there just to, like, leave and pee in the. Peeing all the potted plants on the way out?

[JD Ryan]

No, it's still the same company. No, we don't want to do that. Why would you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey in the Jar, man. Here, right here on your classic country rocker in Austin, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

We're on other stations, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, of course we are. Good morning, Eagle listeners in south Louisiana.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, except for the instrumentation, that really is a country song, though. Whiskey in the Jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Wallace Edwards is right here. Everyone. Wallace Edwards is gonna come in and give us a quick hint. Wallace Edwards, he's. He used to do a car show in Dallas, but then he got old and Sino. Yeah, but we still wheel him in here from the old folks home. And he still has that long, nasty hair.

[JD Ryan]

Long gray hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he does a little update on music. Wallace, good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

Thanks for using the word senile, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No problem.

[Bob Floyd]

Put it much less kindly at the old folks home where I live.

[JD Ryan]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened with. With Whiskey in the Jar?

[Bob Floyd]

Back in the late 1800s, an Irish author named Bram Stoker. Yes, the same one who wrote the classic Dracula. What came up with a phrase, Whiskey in the jar.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Bob Floyd]

Which became a popular Irish folk song.

[JD Ryan]

It's not.

[Bob Floyd]

For many years, it languished without ever being recorded.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD this is all true.

[Bob Floyd]

Until Thin Lizzy came along in 1975.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was a black guy called Jailbreak, not a white girl.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't believe their version of the song Whiskey in the Jaro, which never charted in America. No, but got Whiskey to catch on. And all the rest of the known modern world.

[JD Ryan]

I gotcha.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, flash forward to an album called Gar Garage rock by Metallica. Metallica Riot Garage Days.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I get a little soft when I try to remember the names of albums nowadays.

[JD Ryan]

You're getting up there. Thorazine.

[Bob Floyd]

But they brought the song back. And that's what we're listening to now.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bob Floyd]

Though you can hardly understand the lyrics at all, it is still the original idea as put down by the great drunken Irishman, Bram Stoker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start it over, Turley, so everybody knows what the hell we're talking about. This is the Metallica version. And everything that Wallace just told us is 500 true. Really? Yeah, absolutely. I don't know about 12 Chrysler Town and Country Cloth. Eight grand, Tom. Maybe nine. Eight to nine.

[Caller]

Eight grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 70, 000 mile cloth rig. Maybe more. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm too lazy to look. 15F250 Lariat Diesel with 62. Amanda, where are you calling from? They're not paying me, J.D. they are. They paying me.

[JD Ryan]

You don't own me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You own me. I don't have to go. It's a van.

[JD Ryan]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 70, 000 mile van.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? With claw. I mean, how excited is that? And not excited enough for me to get off my ass and go look. But Amanda here's got her a power stroke.

[JD Ryan]

What she got.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's. She's wearing Rockies. Pow.

[Caller]

Pow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Power is true.

[Caller]

I wouldn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them you're wearing Rockies. Lie to me, honey. Red Rockies with the ropers with the flanges on the end. Just like it's 88 at cat at cowtown cattle Club.

[Bob Floyd]

I didn't lace up Justin song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 15 stroke leather roof. Nav. Four wheel drive or two?

[DJ Pre K]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, call screener. You got to put four by four. Two wheel drive. That's the third time today. You've only been doing this for a year and a half. Let's not forget what we know. Okay, Amanda. 15 old body style. Last year of it. What color?

[Caller]

It is called caribou. Like a brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

We call that medium husk. Medium husk. There's dark husk, medium husk and light husk. Caribou. Is it long, better or short?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it wide or skinny?

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give third. I'll give 40. 40. 40. 40. 38. 40, 40. 40,000.

[Caller]

40,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That other guy, you gave 45. Did I?

[Michael Turley]

But he wasn't a 15, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he had a new body style, didn't he?

[Caller]

I said it's 2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Hell, Larry, what's this one? It's. No, it's all loaded up. But how many miles were on the other guys?

[Caller]

57, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's right. And didn't he complain?

[Caller]

Hey, I pay attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't he complain? He did a little bit. Yeah, he did complain.

[Michael Turley]

It was Carl. That's right, Carl. The first call of early.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Made it complaint. He's like, well, what do I need to do next?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Amanda, go to the website and load it up. Let's take a look. Send a picture of YouTube. You just. You sound too pretty. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raider Gym 12 van. Is it a. Is it a. Is it a pasture van or a cargo van?

[Caller]

It's a cargo van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Half.

[Caller]

It's a one ton, by the way. They didn't ask that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 1282. Is it. Is it 8 grand?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 10 grand?

[Caller]

No. I got. I got offered. I got. No, I can't do that. It's going for anywhere from 15 up right now. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

These early morning callers. Here's the deal. Here's just the truth. And no. No offense to anyone. Everybody's just working, trying to make a living.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. They're all trying to get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We noticed this back when we first started and we were on the Eagle.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

At seven in the morning. Right.

[Bob Floyd]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rock that rocks. The. The grave. Shifters were coming off.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or the construction guys were leaving and going out, just getting home, you know? Well, the. The overnight assembly line workers were coming home, or the construction guys were leaving, and everything had big miles on it and everything was upside down and too high.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. The. The. The nicer cars that we can buy will start coming in here in about 15 minutes. So the pretty girls are fixed to show up.

[JD Ryan]

They slept in, don't leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty girls were coming.

[JD Ryan]

Chicks are always late to the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. John. A 13. King Ranch 4x4. Is it a F? It is F150. It's a 13. It's 84,000 miles. Leather roof nav. It's mid 20s. It's 22 grand. Does that sound right? 23. 22 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just. Right now, I'm just checking because I'm getting the itch for a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I want to buy it. Are you just getting off at the plant? Are you just heading home? Have you been to sleep yet? Oh, yeah, I've been.

[Caller]

I've been to sleep. I'm I'm headed out to go play in the woods.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, like. Like with four wheelers or with. Are you gonna go chase sasquatch or what?

[Caller]

Four wheelers, few pigs and fill some feeders for deer season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you smoke grass while you're out doing that?

[Bob Floyd]

Nope.

[Caller]

Never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good for you.

[Caller]

Drink a few beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think a lot of these hunters are stoners. I think they go out in the woods and smoke dope, drop acid, and they. I do. I. I do think so.

[JD Ryan]

Why would you think that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've been up in Arkansas, and I've seen some guys looking at me real weird.

[JD Ryan]

Real weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

They may be not stoned. They may be something else.

[Bob Floyd]

Totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Bonner. Bonner. Bonner. Ex cop car. I hate these things.

[JD Ryan]

I'll tell you, on the freeway the other day. God, you just look at the guy driving it going, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Manny bought one from autonations this week, and he's like. He was all excited about it.

[JD Ryan]

One of our buyers still painted up, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this one was flat white, but he's. I still got the push bar. It's got 125,000 miles, and I gave 2,500 for it. I'm like, I bet him that. I bet him 100 it'd bring 24, okay? And he bet me 100 it'll bring 28. And I said, if you're willing to bet that it'll bring 28, why would you buy it for 25 in Houston? We got to ship it all the way, right?

[JD Ryan]

You got to move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, well, you got my thinking down.

[JD Ryan]

Never thought of that. Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, how much is yours?

[Caller]

How much is it? Well, what are you gonna give me for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you've already heard what we're talking about.

[Caller]

Well, it's a 2012. It's got a Hemi in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Drives great. 100,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

8,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't. Does it have the cop seats in the front, the buckets in the place in the middle for the gun and all that?

[Caller]

It's got console in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't like them. Why? Hard to sell. The Mexicans used to buy them, but they quit.

[JD Ryan]

Who would be the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, who's your customer?

[JD Ryan]

Customer?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Mall Cop, the Blues Brothers.

[Bob Floyd]

Cop shocks, cop breaks, and a cop catalytic converter. So it runs good on regular gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

I was excited this week on Facebook.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Facebook.

[JD Ryan]

Did you see it? The video I put up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What'd you put up?

[JD Ryan]

The video I put up the. The. At the marina with the big fire. I thought, John's boat's hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got it done.

[JD Ryan]

Turns out it wasn't your boat dog. On it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for black, white, Latino or other. Is that what you're tripping about? I'm not tripping.

[JD Ryan]

Do we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge. Oh, we got DJ here to do it. Blacky, Whitey, everybody. Blacky, whitey. Eight Mile himself is in the house.

[DJ Pre K]

In the flesh, baby is in the house. All right, y' all ready for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta get in the mic.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna read us the story, and we're gonna tell you whether the person in the story is white, black, Latino, or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hood rat. If you can't hear yourself in them headphones, that means nobody else can hear you either. All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Check one, too.

[JD Ryan]

But he also. Yeah, okay. But he reads in his own style, right? It's not like it came off the Associated Press.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. From Malibu, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

I was.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, today we got a cat who basically does panty rage for a living. In the span of 20 years, this guy has snatched over a thousand pairs of unmentionables, from G strings to granny panties.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

And a five zero gaffled him up after they caught him on Candid Camera lifting some skivvies hanging from a drying line at a costume shop. And turns out this fool was a certified freak. Cause he told the pigs he stole them. Cause he liked wearing them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[DJ Pre K]

So was this guy white, black, Latino or other?

[JD Ryan]

Wow, that's a tough one.

[Michael Turley]

This is a tough one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Because that could be really anything. Go any direction. I'm gonna go just because it's freaky and kinky and weird. Kind of like a geeky white guy. I'll go with that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

It is a costume.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with an unattractive white guy. Because my wife pointed something out to me. This. She's like the. The weirder and kinkier people are like. Like the. The uglier people are. The. Are the ones that are more into weird stuff. You've seen a lot of this. You're a nice looking man. You were a swinger thing. But. But her point is, like the crazy. You know, the real, real.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm gonna say with it, not just a white guy, but an ugly white guy.

[DJ Pre K]

White People do some weird things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it. Was it. Was there a Foreigner song called Ugly White Guy?

[JD Ryan]

No, a dirty white boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirty white boy. Okay, ahead. Bob. Bobbo.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. Got to be Caucasian. It's a costume shop. Who knows about the drying line at a costume shop? You got a point.

[JD Ryan]

You're right.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, y' all are off today, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[DJ Pre K]

61 year old Yasushi Kabayashi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Tokyo.

[JD Ryan]

Tokyo term.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We should have got a whole panty culture out there in Tokyo, man.

[JD Ryan]

They are some free.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the weirdest of all.

[JD Ryan]

They are totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of a race in a costume shop, could I tell this old joke that my grandfather used to do? You can do it next.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what? The. The black couple that went to the costume shop to go to the superhero party. You can stop. No, to the superhero party.

[JD Ryan]

Tell that next.

[John Clay Wolf]

She wanted to be Wonder Woman. He wanted to be Superman. No. No. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you, Jesus.

[Radio Announcer]

The john clay wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a good tune. Is a lake tune. Austin. We're Moving to Cavette FM 1st of August. Wait, FM 1st of August? August. Anyway, if we go here and we're not there, then we'll be on the. I'm sorry, the AM.

[JD Ryan]

AM?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Support station. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number? Kevin? 10 Lexus LS with 100 on it. What color?

[Caller]

Dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 12, 5.

[Caller]

What now?

[John Clay Wolf]

12, 12, 5, 13.

[Caller]

No, it's higher than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

I'm getting 16, 16 and a half offers now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you take them?

[Caller]

Well, I still have the offer on the table. I wanted to check with you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. Hang on, let me look it up.

[JD Ryan]

You tell people.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now he's giving me a real deal here, right?

[JD Ryan]

Give me the last and I'll look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I just don't want to. I don't want to work for it.

[JD Ryan]

You don't want to work today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm kind of on vacation. Vacation in my mind.

[JD Ryan]

You're kind of chilling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lexus. Is it the long body?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's why we asked for the VIN numbers.

[JD Ryan]

JD so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I didn't know it was a long body. Is it All Wheel Drive or two on the website?

[Caller]

Twice this week and haven't heard back so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's Turley's fault. He runs that end of the day. Charlie, why are you such a flake?

[Michael Turley]

I think the guy doesn't know how to use it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but. But what's happening is that people are pushing in big pictures and just bouncing them out. Out?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 grand. I'll give 16 grand if it's nice. Does that buy it? Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Nah, I'm gonna sell it today to Texas Direct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much is that? I buy cars. Yeah, well, will they come to your house and will they bring you donuts?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they don't bring you donuts.

[Caller]

Well, they may not bring me donuts, but I'll be right across the street when I'm leasing an Es today, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, if you'll leave it at the lease company. Which lease company? Mine it from?

[Caller]

I'm just getting it directly from Westside Lexus.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's west side Lexus putting in the car? We buy from them, too.

[Caller]

Not enough, unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Listen, do you have a pen handy?

[JD Ryan]

Here's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there, do you have a pen handy?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tell your rep at Westside Lexus that John wolf is putting 16 grand in it and to call Manny, who buys cars from them every day. He's what? He works with me. And they'll do the in and out. You'll save the tax credit money. We will buy it direct from west side Lexus. So when the car comes in through their system, you'll get a tax credit on your lease and you'll even save more money.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just say book it to Wolf for 16 grand, call Manny, and he'll come pick it up. Write that down. Are you listening to me? Do this. Book it to Wolf, call the wolf. 16G. Manny comes, gets it, no problems. Question. You got it, man.

[Caller]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob Floyd]

You ought to be the White House press.

[JD Ryan]

I'm telling you, the job's open.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's a lot of free advertising for a lot of people. You did a 10 diesel with 160. Holy hell, Jason. Where do you work? And do you work in Afghanistan?

[Caller]

No, it's my dad. Fifth wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess. Where do you drive to Alaska? Once a week.

[Caller]

He's been all over the place. He actually helps build churches.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a two? It's a four wheel drive. And it's a ST. It's a 10. Is it a long bed?

[Caller]

No, it's a short bed. And it's actually. It's an st. But it was Ordered with power windows. Power locked in the chrome package with cruise.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Does. Does 15 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

KBB hit it at 16. 8. Y' all hit it at 16. It was loaded up on the website. He's trying to get about 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Okay, so did I buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I'll put. I'll have him respond to your email that he got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, hey, I just called in. Just called Wolf on the radio. He said, you. You guys put 17 grand in it and hurry up and quit screwing around. You tell him I said, quit screwing around, get you paid and get this deal done. I'm sick of talking about it.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Comes with a leg leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. I mean, we need another one. We need another. Another fake leg for the fake leg.

[Caller]

We only have one. I'm the guy that called a couple months ago and offered you a fake leg, but I never got it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll take it. Fake legs are us. So, I mean, I have the fake leg. My ex wife's lover that I tackled, and I. I stole his leg. I stole his leg and I kept it as a. Some people have deer mounts, deer mounts on their walls. I've got a. A. I've got a prosthetic limb. And when we've had celebrities in the studio, we have them sign it. We tell the story of why and how. So, Pete the Greek, if you're looking for your leg, you know where to get it, but you're gonna have to go through me first. If you want some more of that action, then come get that leg.

[JD Ryan]

I'll put it up on our Facebook right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. That's always. We're classy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're classy. Keeping it classy, right, Jason?

[Caller]

That's absolutely, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bob Floyd]

Class is hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Bob Floyd]

You ain't never seen no class like this. Class.

[John Clay Wolf]

Victor, what is this? High Mile truck, Saturday. Holy hell. Lots of miles. Lots of miles. Is it. Does this truck have a leather Victor? He's there, but he's not. He's listening on the radio and not hearing us on the deal. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Rush Limbaugh is in the house, everybody.

[Bob Floyd]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

You all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm actually drinking bourbon. Why this weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound a little drunk. Yeah, Which I.

[Bob Floyd]

Which I hardly ever. Which I hardly ever do.

[JD Ryan]

Well. Yeah. Why are you doing.

[Bob Floyd]

I've got a bit of a tolerance for alcohol, so I'm sure I Sound just fine.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't really down about the Lincoln Park. What about Lincoln Park? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

A lot of people don't realize how big of a fan I am of the Lincoln Park.

[JD Ryan]

I have no idea. I wouldn't pick that for you.

[Bob Floyd]

Buttermilk biscuit song. Love the Lincoln Park. I admire that. They named their band after the 16th president.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not.

[Bob Floyd]

Of these United States.

[JD Ryan]

That's not. It did not even spell that right.

[Bob Floyd]

Republican Abraham Lincoln.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he was.

[Bob Floyd]

Has such talent and a band. I love that deal they did with Aerosmith. That.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

Walk this way?

[Michael Turley]

No, that was so confused.

[Bob Floyd]

Can't catch me. Cause the rabbit done died now.

[JD Ryan]

What is wrong with you? Birdman does not do well with you.

[Bob Floyd]

It's great with some lemonade. That's what we call a.

[JD Ryan]

What do you call. Is it got a name?

[Bob Floyd]

That's what we call a lemon julep.

[JD Ryan]

Julep. Not a mint julep, but a mint.

[Bob Floyd]

One part Mountain Dew.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, wait a minute.

[Bob Floyd]

3 parts Tennessee bourbon whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

And only Jack Daniels will do.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Bob Floyd]

Single barrel, if you can afford it. Snowflakes like you and two whole lemons. Just squeeze them in the bottom.

[JD Ryan]

Right in the bottom.

[Bob Floyd]

I've had seven of these.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bob Floyd]

In the past half hour. And it's a tasty, tasty Saturday at the Limbaugh residence. Something happened.

[JD Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. Did you know that Chester Bennington from Linkin park supposedly tweeted I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest?

[Bob Floyd]

Absolutely. He's got his mind in the right place.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you believe. Believe there's a conspiracy? Do you think the Clintons knocked off Chester Bennington from Lincoln Park?

[Bob Floyd]

I wouldn't doubt it. You know, there's a. There's a reason that we call her killer.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, of course.

[Bob Floyd]

But then again, it could have been. You know, a lot of. A lot of bad things happened to rappers.

[JD Ryan]

It was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of bad comments on the. There's a lot of people who are not as big of Linkin park fans as you might think, but suicide sucks. Especially for his kids. But let's not make Lincoln Linkin park out to be that great.

[Bob Floyd]

That's hogwash. I was talking to my friend Tupac.

[JD Ryan]

That's your friend Tupac?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. Are you still the hardest working rapper in show business? He's got a new album coming out every single year for the past nine years. No, he and Andy Kaufman have co written a new piece. It's called My Is No. Yo. Yeah, no, I think there it's espanol. They're not perhaps. Anyway, they're rocking old heaven. Not a lot of politics to watch these days. We've got a new White House press director.

[JD Ryan]

Well, do we have a new one yet? Well, Sean Spicer's out, but who's the new one?

[Bob Floyd]

His name is Vito Corleone.

[JD Ryan]

No, we don't.

[Bob Floyd]

He's really no nonsense kind of guy. Take Sean Spicer Plum out. We'll see him anymore.

[JD Ryan]

You're making this up.

[Bob Floyd]

And that's good news.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

For these United States. You heard it first here on the Excellence Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, we come back and join us later.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, I'm trying to be. And stay sitting up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.05 Corvette with 90 on it. Dave, is it a Z06 or regular?

[Caller]

It's a C6.

[John Clay Wolf]

C6? Is it 12 grand?

[Caller]

Ah, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. Oh, five. That's the first. How much is it?

[Caller]

That's the first wide body and I. It's got 20 in the motor. I'd have to have 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[Bob Floyd]

It's a four.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 20 in the Motor. It's got to be worth 20,000. I mean, I, I, it's just not, it's just. David, I like you and I'm, I'm a, I'm a city mate of yours. Go, go. Cow town. Panther City. But an 05 Corvette with, with 90,000 freaking miles on it is not worth 25,000 freaking dollars.

[Caller]

Too damn hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not.

[Caller]

The car's brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. David, it's not brand new. It's got a hundred thousand miles on it. It's a mild out. Pos. And it's worth 15 grand. I'm, I'm, I'm. What I'm trying to do. The market is adjusting, ladies and gentlemen. Gentlemen. The used car market is adjusting. And I'm being a little harsh this morning. Trying to recalibrate our audience into reality. These high mile cars, they're coming down. So don't be telling me about no $20,000 on no 12 year old Corvettes with 100k on them. Right? You take that stuff and go, go tell that to.

[JD Ryan]

Go tell it on the mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go tell that down there at the LPMX Lone Superior Market Deal Exchange. Where they sit around and drink coffee. Coffee and smoke cigarettes. Tell lies to each other, the farmers do.

[Bob Floyd]

Tell it to your mama. Tell it to your Paul. Gonna take back to Arkansas hey. Hey.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

The 96 Impala SS with 90 Mike average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

What I say now that's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like stupid clean?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see it. I like these cars. Is it customized or is it stock?

[Caller]

I got an aftermarket exhaust intake that's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look stock about it? The right wheel, the right everything. The natural color. Is it burgundy or black or white?

[Caller]

That's green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they make a green 1 in 96?

[Caller]

Yeah, they had green, cherry and black. Black. Cherry black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 5 grand?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

More than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

I was thinking at least eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see it. I haven't bought one of those in like four years, so I haven't kept up with the market on them. But I'd like them and I want it. It very well may five grand was kind of the number four years ago. Let. They may have gone up a little bit. So go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. put the vent in and put the pictures in and say, I called this morning. John wants to look at this one in. The buyer from the buying room will come grab me after the show and we'll go look. I want to buy it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dude with the Camper 977 Blazer last week, he never. We want to buy. We want to buy that one too. And you never went to the site. You guys got to go to the site to sell them to validate. 16 Silverado LTZ Crew Cab 5.5.3. 22,000 miles. What color is it, Matthew?

[Caller]

It's a deep ocean metallic blue.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. That is the color. Everybody, let's get Matthew. Color description of the day.

[Bob Floyd]

Winter blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep ocean metallic metallic blue. It's not loser blue. No, it's not dark blue and it's not navy blue. It's deep. Deep ocean ocean metallic blue. Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Light Loser.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a relative of loser blue. Right. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Getting better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it. Is it the big back door or the small back door? Crew cab or double cab?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab. So it's ltz without a sunroof. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It has navigate everything but the sunroof and the towing package. There's everything else about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, real quick. Turn it up, Turley. Name this song and name this band. I've been waiting so long. Matthew, do you know it?

[Caller]

I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golly. How old are you? That's what I was checking.24. Yeah. You need to get into some better music, man. You need to quit listening to hip hop. This is Cream. This is. This is Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker. This is what it's all about. And if we buy this truck, I want a commitment from you that you will download Cream's greatest hits and get into it.

[Caller]

I'll download it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Good, good, good. You got a $35,000 rig, dog.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com after you download Cream.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So. So Chester died from Linkin Park.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Suicide. Well, they say suicide. You know, a lot of those rockers do it, man. It must be a very depressing writing. Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, we need this. We need Freddie Mercury's drop from Queen. Don't Try Suicide. Nobody wants it. Don't Try Suicide. Nobody cares. Was that a song?

[Bob Floyd]

That was the flip side to Another One Bites the Dust and became a very big secondary album rock hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't Try Suicide. You're just going to hate it. Don't Try is the stupidest song. Yeah. Yeah. We need to play that song. So what do you think about this guy? Did he kill himself on Chris Cornell's birthday?

[Michael Turley]

I think it was around his birthday.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

I didn't hear that. But they had collaborated a few times.

[Michael Turley]

I. I don't think I had anything to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they, like, did a suicide pact and he just missed? Like. Like there was no cell service when Cornell said go? I don't know, man. Chester was, like, waiting, waiting, waiting. And then, like, he didn't have his phone bill paid, so he didn't get the text. And then he. He, you know, exact.

[Michael Turley]

Came through the text.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just found it. Just got his phone turned back on. Maybe Lincoln park wasn't that good if they didn't make enough money to keep his damn cell service paid up.

[Michael Turley]

They were good.

[Bob Floyd]

They.

[Michael Turley]

They've sold over 10 million albums.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron Perlman. Screw him out of all the money. And Lou Perlman. Lou Perlman.

[Bob Floyd]

They were offsetting it for 90 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy had a full impact.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Michael Turley]

He had a lot of drug issues. I mean, it's on and off.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is? Drug issues. What does that mean? What's a drug issue?

[JD Ryan]

Drug issue means you have problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Continuing to use drugs that ruin your.

[Bob Floyd]

Life, or if you can't find any.

[JD Ryan]

Or you can't find any, that's a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, We've got Bottles. Bob Floyd coming up next with The Dope Report. The Dope Report everybody loves. It's a crowd pleaser right here on the Jogly Wolf show. Remember, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Bob.

[Caller]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick.

[Bob Floyd]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Give us a little teaser of the dope report.

[Bob Floyd]

I think it's. It has something to do with how to make some money this summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How to make some money this summer on Colorado Kind. But we'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

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[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you know why I'm not funny this morning? Why are you not? Because I did not drink last night.

[JD Ryan]

Is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm more funny when you're drinking when I not. Not when I'm drinking. When I'm hungover.

[Caller]

Hungover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle. 13 Ford Edge Limited. All wheel drive. It have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

62,000 miles. 10 grand. 13 grand. 12 grand. Something like that. How much for price? Yeah. Cameron. 12 Dodge 3500. 100,000 miles is a two wheel drive. Hang on. Cameron. Is it a two wheel drive? No, it's a four wheel drive. Is Cameron there? Cameron. Okay. I like. Is this a. It's cloth. 12. Four wheel drive, 94,000 miles, four door, dually sticker, automatic.

[Caller]

I think the sticker was 58, 59.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean condition. $25,000. Go the website. Load it up. I want to buy it. 12 Suburban Z, 71 LT 52,000 mile gas. Sanders. Good morning.

[Caller]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hmm. What color?

[Caller]

Oklahoma red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma red. What's better than Aggie red or is there a difference? No, there's not a difference. Aye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a 12. It's 52,000 miles. It's a two wheel drive? No, it's a four wheel drive without a roof. But it's a Z71. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I still like it. Does that, does that. Does it, does it, does it? Does it? Does it, does the 24 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

Oh, what buys it? Maybe about 27, 5, 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 24, you're 27. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. If it had more equipment, if it had more equipment, if it had roof and nav and quad buckets, it bring more money. So don't get confused in your appraisal of this thing with the one that's got roof, nav and quad buckets. Cuz this one ain't got it. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy. Hang on. What didn't. Does this thing really have 1600 miles on it? No.

[Caller]

163.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn phone screener. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call em toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana and Texas. Good morning. We are your Saturday suntime sun Saturday Funday show. Yeah, we're live.

[Bob Floyd]

Your Saturday fun time show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey Bob. Tell Bob Floyd to come in. We're getting him in. Just a minute with the dope report. Keith. Motorcycle buyer. I've been wanting to get you on the air for a long time. I'm glad you called in.

[Caller]

Absolutely. What are you guys doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just cutting up. Where did you say you're out? The lake.

[Caller]

Well, it's Saturday so the boss is on the radio. The motorcycle buyer is in his boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? What? Lake.

[Caller]

Lake. Coming live from Lake Bardwell, Ennis, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas. This is our motorcycle buyer. And. And we need to let guys know that we buy motorcycles. Really? So I am a car expert, right. But I don't know the bikes that well. All I KX 250, KX 500. Well, they don't make those. The dirt bikes. I know them. But the. But the real market is in the Harley Ish stuff. And we have. We have Keith as our motorcycle expert and all the motorcycle customers that come into givemetheven.com we reassign them and he picks them up and he handles them himself. He works in Ennis.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, Keith, what's a funny story is this. You told me a story about some bikes we bought in Houston. Where was it the lady ran through the wall?

[Caller]

Well, we did have a young lady in Fort Worth went, picked her bike up and. Yes. She ran it straight through the drywall there.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it happen?

[Caller]

Well, the bike wouldn't start, so the young lady jumped on the bike and she just started it up and away it went.

[JD Ryan]

Grabbed a handful of bra, let go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That so did her.

[Caller]

Well, now that and that, you know, thankfully, now it's a better story to tell because nobody got hurt. But now we. We pulled it out of the wall, dusted it off and paid her and loaded it up.

[Michael Turley]

So they're buying this and this happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll tell you. Yeah, we're. We bought it at. We bought it. We got there to pick it up and. And then she drove it into the wall on accident, trying to get it started.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

To show him that it runs. She showed him it runs. It does. We bought two motorcycles from her. Is that that the one?

[Caller]

Yeah. Just dusted it off and away we went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did her husband pass away? Was that the story?

[Caller]

No, he was out of town or something, though. So we did have a delivery with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, where am I? And this is why I got keys to handle the motorcycles. I'll tell you why is because every time I buy a motorcycle, it falls over on me. You know, we. I'm serious. You have somebody deliver it and they wreck it.

[JD Ryan]

You mean it physically falls over?

[John Clay Wolf]

You put it in a truck and you don't tie it down. Right. And it falls over. You're unloading it out of the truck, it falls off the rim. I mean, I just can't handle a bike. You run it through the auction and the driver wrecks. I just don't want to touch them. I don't want to Touch them. I like. I let the expert do it. And that's Keith and Keith McCann and he's our motorcycle buyer. Give me the vin.com and Keith, I hope you have a good day fishing man.

[Michael Turley]

I.

[Caller]

Well, I don't know if there's be much fishing but your bikes in. We're going to bid them. I've got backup from the givemetheven.com bikini theme all day. So I mean, get them sitting in. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. You, sir, thanks for calling. Have a good one.

[JD Ryan]

Get on in on this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. All right. Bob, Floyd, good morning. It is time for I slow things down. This started about five years ago and Bob only comes in like once per quarter. He doesn't do a weekly report. He doesn't do a daily report. He doesn't quarterly, you know, holiday season, summer season because it's really about to grow.

[Bob Floyd]

But you can catch me regularly on CNBC Sunday mornings at 3am I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Ding, ding, ding. Are you there?

[Bob Floyd]

That's when the dealers watch summer. Saddle up time here at the dope report, kids, and I'll tell you, summertime fun means great grass for everyone. And have I got an angle for you. Because your next fortune comes via the great minds in the state of Nevada. Yes, they won the statute for recreational use in November's ballot. And yes, legal sales began July 1. And yes, about a gazillion stoners have headed to Las Vegas and all points west. However, the geniuses in charge of granting permits to legal dispensaries have decided only to grant those permits to already legal liquor and spirits retailers who want no part of the legal pot industry. So guess what? That's right. Legal sellers of marijuana in the soon to be marijuana capital of the country have no pot to sell. So here's what you do. You know your wife's cousin's ex boyfriend, Rodrigo, with the taco truck from the Fiesto Mercado. Here's an inside scoop. That dude not only has a perfect mobile sales tool that you can permit for $125 daily on the strip, he's also undoubtedly privy to as much quality Michoacan as you can carry for $350 per pound. Because every guy named Rodrigo that owns a taco truck is undoubtedly connected in the industrial sense. And keep in mind, on a typical food truck, along with groceries, equipment and supplies, you can carry a lot of quality mutual con, which will resell at a rate of $50 on the quarter ounce for a total take of right at $3,000. After the license you just made back your initial investment times 9. And Rodrigo suddenly has enough jack to buy another food truck. Which means you're running intermittent back and forth sales trips on a bi weekly basis. Las Vegas is swinging again. And by the time Rodrigo corners the street taco market, you'll have stashed away enough to buy your own legal dispensary in Colorado where the bureaucrats know what they're doing. And there's your July dope report. Until next time, keep your overhead low and your dollars headed up. This is Bob Floyd and you keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, we have a DJ Prek. Seems to think he's got a little street launch. He had a few questions for you.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, you know, I've been known to blow a few few blunts in my day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You?

[DJ Pre K]

So I was just wondering, you know, what makes the most profit out of whether it's Reggie, some mid or some hydro, you know, if I'm gonna start selling.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, it doesn't matter if you're looking for green leafy Mexican dirt weed or the finest hydroponic in the biz. You don't make your money when you sell it, you make your money when you buy it. So don't be afraid to get out of town. Spend your high dollar high over it on gasoline and get the good stuff cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take us out, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Now hold it, hold it, hold it. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. Gimmetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is Gary Wright, the dream weaver with love is alive. Hey, bring Hooter in here. I want to ask him about his bourbon. Hoot, Hooters Burbank. You know, I've always talked about the transmission, right. Engine, rear end combo of the Chevrolet product. 5, 3. It makes an unbelievable amount of miles.

[Bob Floyd]

Right?

[Caller]

You love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Hooter has one that is a perfect specimen of this.

[Michael Turley]

Who is Hooter, by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooter's an old friend from high school. He works around here. He. He does some stuff. We played. Good morning.

[Hooter]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We played football together actually at Arlington Heights High School. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Arlington Heights.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a lineman. I was a. I was a fullback that never got the ball. And then I got moved to lineman. It's too bad. Rest in peace. Merlin Pretty, I guess.

[Hooter]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Merlin Pretty was a football coach that got turned into a security guard because he wouldn't give me the ball.

[JD Ryan]

Is that why specifically that was written out? Because you won't give John Wil the ball?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually I was recruited from another school by Merlin. And then Needham's mom took that hoot. I don't know if you remember this and Because I got sideways with, With Merlin.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Needham's mom said, hey, I know Merlin recruited you and will you tell the board that? Will you make a statement? Because I want to get rid of him. So they use that as a reason to demote him. Did you know that?

[Hooter]

Because I heard that later on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not at the time. Yeah. Really. And the reason I got sideways with Merlin is cuz I clipped a guy in on a kickoff that we returned in high school.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the, the, the Michael number one ran the ball all the way back for touchdown. We won the game. And they called the playback. Cuz I clipped a guy and Merlin hated me forever and I hated myself. I mean it was just. Dude, you want to talk about a downer? The bus ride home and everybody on the team just like, you know, Wolf ruined it for us. I mean I really would have won. I mean I almost, you know, I, I understand Chris, Cornell and Chester.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, stop it. Over a football game at that age.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a lot of pressure.

[JD Ryan]

It's a lot of pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I blew it.

[JD Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I think we were at a winning season and I mean I really ruined the season.

[Michael Turley]

So the coach kept on you about it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's wrong.

[JD Ryan]

That's a crappy coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, no, that's a crappy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't like a nasty clip. It was a side shot. Yeah, yeah, but I didn't need to do it. And starting in Peewee, I was bad about that. That, that big standup hit on the. On the kickoff. Ear holer.

[Michael Turley]

That's where you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you're that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean? I have no idea.

[Michael Turley]

Just play football. You're looking for a guy that's not really paying attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're looking for a guy standing around eating his Cheetos. Just clean his clock.

[Bob Floyd]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's a contact sport.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Fight.

[JD Ryan]

I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the death.

[Michael Turley]

Out now. Doing that.

[JD Ryan]

How's that bus ride home?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was a tough bus ride. So. So I, I don't. I. I was. I learned something that night. Don't just hit somebody just to hit somebody.

[JD Ryan]

Good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But Merlin was a little hard on me about it. Anyway, back to Hooters Suburban.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And Hoot also is a part of. Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's. He's a great buyer. He's been here for a long time.

[JD Ryan]

You call, you might actually speak to with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So. So he. Hoot lives nearby. So when he took this job, it was a great gig because it was only two miles from his casa. Perfect. And he. He who. Who does a minimalist. Why blow a bunch of money on cars? And I'm with you.

[JD Ryan]

I'm so with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But he's got this burb and it's got about 260 on it.

[Hooter]

Yeah, right around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the first gear has gone out. It's left him. And the third gear has left him. And the fourth gear's left him. And the overdrive has left him. But damn it still got second. Second. Second.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good. It's a strong gear.

[JD Ryan]

That is the good gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and everybody knows, but I mean, from here to work. So when they're. If they're going somewhere, let's take the wife's car. She's got a nice car.

[JD Ryan]

You don't. From here to work, you need second gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So wait, do you have a route that you go that you know you can only use second gear?

[Hooter]

I have one of two routes. Yeah. I've mapped it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Google.

[Hooter]

Yeah. Gets me back and forth with. With no problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're doing a death watch on Hootersburg. How long. How long has the. How long has the gears been out?

[Hooter]

I think coming up on. On a year now. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Hooter]

I'm surprised it made it this far, honestly. I get up every morning and it's. It's just a miracle. I mean, I wake up and I don't know what's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like taking your grandmother to the park. I mean, you know, you got to be easy with her. Going to be a day you got to watch out you don't come home.

[JD Ryan]

From in the park.

[Michael Turley]

So you would say a prayer every time before you started, right?

[Hooter]

I take a de breath every time I put the key in the ignition. Absolutely. Somehow I get here every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the air conditioning.

[Hooter]

Air conditioning's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's fine.

[Hooter]

Yeah. Rear ac, great. You know, leather, a little worn, but all in all it's a. Outside of the transmission, it's a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car on that car. And we use high tech transmissions in arlington, Texas, and they'll swap them out for us for fifteen hundred dollars. But hooter and being the pro in the business he is, he knows his car is not worth putting a new transmission. So it's his best investment. Like he listens to Bob Floyd tips too. It's all about the business things. Just ride that thing out. Just ride it out. So. So I just think we should. On the website, John Claywolf.com, the Facebook page, we need to start a death pool for hooters bur. How many miles are. Should we go by the miles or the date? I think date. Yeah, date. Where are we now? We're in mid July. Late July. Yeah. I'm gonna go. My birthday. August 28th is the day hooters burp's gonna die. I'll put that on the site. But. But the winner needs to get something. December 20th, they get the car.

[Hooter]

Are you going over. Under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the.

[Hooter]

Is that the waiver?

[John Clay Wolf]

The winner gets the car. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

The winner gets.

[JD Ryan]

The loser gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

The winner gets the car.

[Hooter]

You know, it depends on how you look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we'll hook you up with a new one. I mean, I'm not. I'm not gonna smooth buy a new car. But. But we talked about this yesterday. So. So when. When hooters burb dies, the winner on the death pool gets hooters burp. Are you okay with that, Hooter? Do you need to think about this?

[JD Ryan]

That's a gummy.

[Hooter]

You know, let's do it. Yeah, that sounds good.

[Bob Floyd]

I think he's tearing up a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bit with this guy right now.

[Hooter]

I'm touched by all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

People talk about know giveaways and we're going to give away a 2000 model Suburban.

[Bob Floyd]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're not going to give it away until it dies. Dies.

[JD Ryan]

Dies.

[Bob Floyd]

Out of respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of respect for the bourbon and. And hooter and. And we're going to do it all in the honor of coach Merlin Pretty.

[Bob Floyd]

There's no high school football coach. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I almost like a Leonard Skynard tribute to their PE teacher, Leonard Skynyr. Nice.

[Hooter]

So are we talking 2018 or 2017? August. This car is. It's remarkable. It runs on magic. It really does. There's no other explanation why it starts every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go August 28th this year, and then everyone else get on the Facebook page and pick your day. And whoever the winner is, whenever it dies, we'll flash back and we'll keep up with this throughout the year. It could be two years. Check in with Hooters bourbon. See how long this bourbon will last with a second gear. That's all she's got left is one gear.

[Hooter]

It's remarkable.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, Hooter, do you have any last closing comments to the audience this morning?

[Hooter]

I'm gonna tell everybody good luck. It's a. It's a great car. So if. If you win, you're. You're in for a treat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you, Hooter.

[JD Ryan]

And a tow bill with the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week, we'll figure out why his name's Hooter.

[Michael Turley]

You know, we were talking about, too, in the buyer's offer, maybe having a race, a foot race against the Suburban.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too, because it doesn't. It's not a quick starter.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not a quick starter at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Lieutenant Dan in the buyer's office. He's a manager, and he lost his leg at the car auction. I mean, he went down in the field of duty, dedicated, and he lost a leg. And then me, I'm not a speed walker myself. I'm limpy. And we've talked about having a race. Myself versus Lieutenant Dan versus Hooters burb at an incline. So we'll start. We'll start the burb at a bottom of a hill.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bob Floyd]

What a great event.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine that event. I mean, you know.

[Bob Floyd]

Right. Right. Have it at the outdoor mercado market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Down on University.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the loser gets to buy everybody the tacos.

[Bob Floyd]

Have it at the go kart track. Okay, you bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Ray, a 2000 vet with 68. It's got to be worth. How nice is it? Ray, you there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Ray, how nice is this bed?

[Caller]

It's, It's. It's plain. It's. I, I, I, I bought it at 40, and I babied it, and it's already been garage I take it, Take it on a vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

This body style is coming down. You know, we're about four body styles back with this one and it is coming down. Just FYI it like so the 96. These vets go through these cycles, right?

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This body style will be hot again in 20 years.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

But right now it's starting to dip on out. So Ray, Ray, make sure you have your vet seat belt on when I bid this car.

[JD Ryan]

What year is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 2000, which is the same as the 96, which is a C. What, three or four? I forgot it's a C4.

[Caller]

So I think it's C5.

[JD Ryan]

So 17 years is starting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right, it's C5. I'm a ten thousand dollar buyer.

[JD Ryan]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten thousand dollars.

[Bob Floyd]

Negative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800. I'm not going to argue with him. 800-800-7234. We buy them at auctions all the time. I mean the market is the market is the market. If you don't believe me, ask Bob Floyd. Actually, that's part of the joke in the whole Bob Floyd thing. He's describing the market.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we trade the market. You do 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Actually, we've got our RV man. He called in. He's jealous because the motorcycle man called in. Ben, are you there? Hey, the give me the VIN RV maestro is right here on the air with us, Ben. So Ben is the guy that gets assigned. We've got 30 seconds left, Ben. So I'm gonna have to do this quick. When the RV people sellers come in to give me the bin.com, ben gets those customers himself and he handles it because he's an RV expert.

[JD Ryan]

Does he do trailers and motors?

[John Clay Wolf]

In 20 seconds, tell us what you do.

[Caller]

Yes, we do motorized. We do pull behinds, fifth wheels. We'll be from a thousand dollars to a million dollars.

[JD Ryan]

Pop up and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the most expensive coach we've bought?

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Caller]

I bought, let's say we bought one for 100,000 about two months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call back later. I've got two seconds. We got to go to top of the hour. We got a heart out, Ben. Thank you. Remember, we buy [e-mail] too. We'll be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

He believes in sending the kids to church camp because honestly, any time off from those little monsters is a welcome break. He doesn't get into political arguments with friends and family because it doesn't take a degree from Trump. University to know that both parties are screwing us over. His answer to everyday stress and anxiety strippers. Works every time. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tobble boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Oh, God. Good morning, everyone. Yes, it's Saturday. Yes, we're live. Oh, is this Queen? This is that B side of another One Bites the Dust. God, I haven't heard this in so long. Freddie Mercury, did he kill himself? No, I got of aids.

[JD Ryan]

He died of. Yes. Complications.

[Michael Turley]

Some may say that he killed himself.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

Indirectly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Indirectly.

[Michael Turley]

We all do.

[JD Ryan]

Indirectly. By waking up every day, all these.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these big stars are taking their own lives.

[JD Ryan]

Robin Williams did. Hung himself.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

When I watched last night Awakenings. Did somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brought this up, obviously is Lincoln park and they were a great band. But he hung himself this week.

[JD Ryan]

Chester, did he hang himself? Is that yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the deal. I think he was bummed out about Chris Cornell. Is that right?

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's. Yeah, they sang a song together.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I don't think that was it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we. We've got that favorite family fun time deal. You just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy, do we really? I love this.

[Caller]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is where we get an email. It's time for your family fun time game show. You just lost a listener.

[JD Ryan]

Where we get an email from somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who in the hell are these tools on the radio Saturday morning making jokes about suicide. They're unbelievably disgusting. Your show is amazing. This is on a different station's website. Your show is amazing. But this is making me rethink everything. Oh, everything disgusting. They shouldn't be allowed on air. Oh, no. Just my two cents, right?

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this was sent in by a fan and his handle, Facebook handle is James G. Poop at work. You can't work James G. Poop at work. And he said that he loves. He sent us the idea for.

[JD Ryan]

You just listen, gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. But James G. Poopetwork, thank you so much for sending this in. And Pamela, we apologize. You gotta understand, honey, my sister took her own life when I was 18 years old. Okay? And that football story I was telling earlier was right about the same time. And it ain't no fun. And I have firsthand experience in this. And we weren't making fun of suicide, but when you take your own life. You took your own life. I didn't. You didn't. They do. And I feel sorry for the depression and their thing and sadness, but it's.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody loses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I just. Maybe I react differently because of the experience that I had. I don't just sit there. I'm like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. This is so funny. That's not at all what I'm saying.

[JD Ryan]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're dropping like flies, is the truth. Recently, these celebrities are dropping like flies.

[JD Ryan]

Robin Williams a few years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't have the list, but there's a lot of them.

[Bob Floyd]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

And you think of a guy, but Robin Williams stands out because he's a guy that literally could pick up a phone and call anybody in the world. Tony Robbins, anybody. And they take his call and talk him, you know, talk him to the happy side, if that's what it took.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

It wasn't enough. It wasn't enough. And he had money to any kind of therapy, anything he wanted. Buy his own island and go live there if that would solve it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a tough deal. And everybody copes with things differently.

[JD Ryan]

Correct?

[Michael Turley]

Well, in my wife's father. Yes, this is Mike Turley, by the way. My wife's father. He committed suicide back in 2011.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know.

[Michael Turley]

And.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And out of nowhere, out of nowhere, and no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No warnings.

[Michael Turley]

No warnings, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I barely remember.

[JD Ryan]

Everything was fine one day, and my.

[Michael Turley]

I was the one has to tell her because the family didn't want to tell her. Yeah, they called me. And so John actually gave me some great advice. And it was out of the blue, I didn't even ask for John Wolf. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the insensitive, sorry bastards that can't handle a situation with sensitivity.

[Michael Turley]

And I didn't ask for anything. He just said, hey, this is when you. When you have to tell her this. This is what you're gonna do.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Go in there. Just don't dance around or anything like that. You just literally have to rip the band aid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[JD Ryan]

Just get to it. It's gonna make it worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And it was great advice, and it really. I mean, it. You know, it was the worst thing I've ever had to do. But that advice, I meant all lot.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I don't know. I didn't know how I was gonna handle it. Had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember, like, it was yesterday. It was 27 years ago. I was 17. I was 17.

[JD Ryan]

Was she older or younger?

[John Clay Wolf]

She was four years older than I. Okay. And she lived in Greenwich, Connecticut, with my mom. Okay. And my mom and dad just fought, hate each other. Ridiculous. And she would float between his house and our house, throughout her life. And she'd gotten better. She'd had some problems. She had depression, all kinds. I don't want to get into it, but she came back down here to kind of reenter her atmosphere of her old life. And she spent some time with us, and she was staying at our house, so everything was good. Sissy was cool. She was going to Manhattanville College. Da da da da. Everything's great. And she came down here for a week, stayed with my grandmother for a couple days, stayed with us. I saw her that morning. I remember it perfectly. I went to the lake. Todd Petty boat. We're out at Eagle Mountain Lake in high school. School. It's about nine at night, and the phone rings. One of those big old brick phones. Brick phones? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna say 27 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't have a cell phone. Todd did. And he said, hey, your dad's on the phone. He needs to talk to you. And I was like, hello? He's like, you need to get home. I'm like, well, we're out in the middle of the lake. You need to get home now. Okay? And I hung up. And I told him I had no idea.

[JD Ryan]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nothing. Nothing's wrong.

[JD Ryan]

No clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, my sister's dead. Oh, that weird. So when we get Back to Harbor 1, my uncle, my dad's brother is sitting there waiting on me. I'm like, this is bad. And I looked at him, I said, sissy's dead. And he said, you just need to go home. I said, you tell me what's going on. He said, you just need to go home. You just need to go home. So I drove home, and when I got up, we lived on the ranch out in the country. I drive up there and I see my mom. Oh, boy.

[JD Ryan]

From Connecticut. From Connecticut, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my grandmother, her mother, out at the ranch. I was like, this is way crazy because they. I mean, if anybody should be dead, it should be my mom or my dad. Because they shot each other. Because they were. They're within 10ft of each other.

[JD Ryan]

Roses thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So. So that's when I was really young. But that. That's how I found out.

[JD Ryan]

Your mom from Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she's so. So my sister was living in Connecticut with my mom. Okay. She'd registered her driver's license up there. So when they found my sister in. In the car off Brian Irvin. Okay. Down by Benbrook Lake by the pit, the driver's license was Connecticut. So the highway patrol went to my mom's house in Greenwich, knocked on the door to tell her. So she got on the airplane, came down here and told us. And here's the craziest deal, dude, I can't believe I'm talking about this on the radio, but I'm driving down whatever that Roberts cut off whatever road that is going to Eagle Mountain that day and where they found her in the car.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I literally paused right there and almost went forward. And it was a random one way. No alley.

[JD Ryan]

You mean when you were going that to the lake that day?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was already there. Oh, wow. She was sitting there. So I turned and I was about 200 yards from her, her body and sitting in my dad's car.

[JD Ryan]

And you knew that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt it. I had no idea what or why, but I had an urge to go down there, and I almost did it in that wild.

[JD Ryan]

Is that wild?

[John Clay Wolf]

So there is a higher power. There is something. There's no doubt. How the hell did I know that my sister had died? So, yes, Pamela, I'm sorry that I don't handle the situation that you want me to. You just lost a listener. But maybe that makes a little more sense now that we're down with Debbie Downer, you know, wow. It's part of life, you know, it's not.

[JD Ryan]

It's something people deal with when something like this happens.

[Michael Turley]

Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey dead. He's out here, and we bring him back to life. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Got John. I'm feeling pretty good now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you so much.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, man, keep looking up, because that's where it all is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

We are top 10. Speaking of being people that are kind of in trouble, but their life's looking up. O.J. simpson's about to get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, O.J.

[JD Ryan]

What is the top the top 10 things O.J. will do or could do when he gets out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The top 10 things OJ is going to do. Could do. Allegedly.

[JD Ryan]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you getting out? Totally. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go. We'll start off with. He can take Sean Spicer's job since he's pretty good at lying with a straight face. He be a mercenary where cutting off heads is perfectly acceptable. Spokesman for the new Ford Broncos, saying, drive it like you killed some folks. He could work at KFC since he's pretty experienced at cutting up chicks. Pitching a new ride to Disneyland. Free to get on, but 5 million to get off. New commercials for the new Tangerine. I can't. Tangerine. The new margarine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sorry.

[JD Ryan]

I can't believe they let me out. Selling his own line of self Cleaning ginzu knives on the home shopping network. Okay. Teaching acting classes. Especially that. Hey, the glove doesn't fit face. Go back to acting. Auditioning for the new series called hey, what if Dexter was black? He'll find that living outside of prison is hard, but he'll take a stab at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

The top 10 things oh he can do now that he's going to be finally out of prison. Keep your feet the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Casey. Casey.

[Bob Floyd]

How many stabs did he take during the course?

[JD Ryan]

He took a ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a man rich in Baton Rouge. 06 Commander's leather. Cloth?

[Caller]

Yeah. Should I trade it in or sell it to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

A cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. Does it have a sunroof?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder or four cylinder? I'm sorry, six cylinder or eight cylinder?

[Caller]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's cloth. Does it have the third row seat?

[Caller]

Yes. It's seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 06 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand. Four grand if it's nice. No. Check engine lights. No ABS lights, no airbag lights, no body damage. If it's a real rig, I will give 4,000.

[Caller]

Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Brett. Good morning. Morning, Brett. Oh, I know, Brett. This is Louisiana, Brett. This is at the Porsche store, Brett.

[Caller]

Oh, actually it's Audi store now. Audi store, Brett. We new store. So I'm down and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the Porsche? I like the trade ins at the Porsche better. All right.

[Caller]

No, actually, you're going to like this one better. I got one to stump you on this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Stump the chump.

[Caller]

All right. It's a 2011 Mercedes Benz. It's a Sprinter Class 35303000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel?

[Caller]

It's a road Trek, so it's actually a rv.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Is it diesel?

[Caller]

Oh, that's a good question, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes a big difference. Okay. It. It's about a $5,000 swing. I think is a high top.

[Caller]

Like it is a high top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elevated. And it's the rv, so it has. It's not all seated out. It's got the. The countertop with the stuff. Like a.

[Caller]

Got the countertop. It's got the. It's got the TV in the back with the rear couch. It's got captain's chairs in the. In front of the. The sink in the stove and the microwave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is 30 grand too much or does that sound right?

[Caller]

I have no clue. That's why I'm calling you. Well, you said this is the best day to have this vehicle here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I believe we need to know if it's a diesel. So let's say if it's a gas, we're 26. If it's a diesel with 30.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And I will. Call me later when we're off there and we'll, we'll, we'll. When you get the answer to that and. Well, you already have the answer, so let's do it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Ramon. An 11 armada with 135 on it. Platinum let, leather roof and nav is a nine thousand dollar rig. Maybe ten.

[Caller]

Getting, getting offered ten right now at the dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That'S what it's going to take. I mean that's what it's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten's the money. What, what dealership is it?

[Caller]

Mercedes of Woodland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know them. I buy cars from them. Tell Alex and Nick I'll get give 10,500 and they can just in and out it to me and you'll get your tax credit.

[Caller]

Sounds good, bud. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just tell them wolf hit it at 105 and they'll book it to me and we'll pick it up at Mercedes Woodlands. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the Chipmunk Randy is back in the house. Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, happy little man. Oh boy, you look tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Air tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laughing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But you know I got a new job.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Summer.

[JD Ryan]

You got a new summer gig?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. There just ain't no nuts on the ground right now. You gotta find them where you can. So we, we're running nuts. Me and Rusty.

[JD Ryan]

You and Rusty my friend, are running nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We got a racket foraging peanuts at.

[JD Ryan]

The aac at the American Airlines Center.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Over Big D in Dallas Fort Worth.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

American Airlines Center.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Even outside of basketball season, there's a lot of nuts in that aac.

[JD Ryan]

Really place?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, a whole lot of other stuff too. You wouldn't believe what people leave behind.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See what we do every Saturday we go down to the La Ventana.

[JD Ryan]

The one with the what now?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They make the churros.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, of course, right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Crunchy cinnamon churros.

[JD Ryan]

I love those.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And this is like 11 in the morning, right? Anyway, we noticed there ain't like a staff of guys loading the churros in the truck.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There's just one guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Guildy.

[JD Ryan]

So Gildy, I.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because he got a name tag that says hello, my name is. Yeah, and he'll Bring out four of those boxes of churros at a time.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He leaves the truck open between lows so he can hop in and hide in a box of churros.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, you do?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Maybe have a little breakfast.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And wait, so about noon? Yeah, we gotta synchronize our watches. You know, while Ildy's unloading the truck, we hop out of the churros and just hide out down around the backstage area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's pretty cool watching the food and beer and. And shiny happy show biz people show up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And me and Rusty will hide under the stage.

[JD Ryan]

Under the stage.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Maybe get high.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Listen to the sound check. Maybe have a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, same stuff I'm sure everybody does on their day job.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And when the show's over late at night, Right. We go to work. Cause before the staff comes to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up next morning, what happens?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The whole floor of every section's a covered with goodies.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, goodies.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Bunch of leftover nachos and pretzels. And of course, nuts.

[JD Ryan]

And you can recycle.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

People buy nuts just cause they're cheap. Yeah, but they never eat them.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Except for this one time a couple weeks ago Neil diamond played.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I heard about that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That floor was squeaky clean.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Those old people actually eat their nuts.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Totally opposite of like after the Tom Petty show, right?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell of a good show, by the way.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it was.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What we didn't know was that he had that Joe Walsh opening for him.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he had Joe.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause all aminals love Joe Walsh.

[JD Ryan]

They do?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I don't know, maybe aminals have a lot in common with him.

[JD Ryan]

Aminals.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's pretty wild.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, after the Tom Petty show, we's like great coon. It was a smorgasbord of peanuts and Cheetos, Cracker Jacks and a bunch of loose reefers.

[JD Ryan]

A reefer?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Reefer. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You got a reefer?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ew, cray cray. Now what we didn't know was that Joe Walsh loads all his own equipment.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he does.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I think he was looking for reefers.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he was out there.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We was down section 102.

[JD Ryan]

102, right in front of the stage, right near the floor.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And we looked up and there he was.

[JD Ryan]

Joe Walk. Joe Wall was right there.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And he goes, hey, how you doing? And grabbed Rusty and stuck him in his pipe and tried to smoke him.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there.

[JD Ryan]

It didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is Joe Walsh from the Eagles.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, No, I had to beam him with Tom Petty's harmonica. Got him right in the eye.

[JD Ryan]

They don't. That's too dope anymore.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So we're a little put off about going to this Don Henley thing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because Joe Walsh is gonna be there, right?

[JD Ryan]

Gonna be.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, and like, I'm not that. We think he's got it out for us, but we'd like to have it out for him. But, God, he's nine feet tall.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not. Really? Yeah, he's not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, he doesn't mess around. He's like Rocky Mountain way about everything.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So Rusty's all nervous. Well, my girl Sharonda, she had a sit down talk with me. Please, please, Randy, don't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That Joe Walsh.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Will smoke your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

A lot of big danger at the American Airlines Center. We'll see you there.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come back to see us with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Don't be a nut.

[Bob Floyd]

With more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail], not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Hey, Justin, what have you got?

[Caller]

Hi. I have a 2017 Honda Ridgeline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

I believe it's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean, you don't know if your car's leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Well, the thing is, my girlfriend, it's. Technically, it's her car, but the car's in my name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it an RTS or an RTL or you just don't know? I'm gonna bid it as an RTS. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up so we can make sure we've got the right car. But it's. I think it's worth $28,000 based on what you're telling me. Oh, 10 Dodge Challenger Elizabeth, good morning. 94,000 miles. Is it an eight cylinder or a six?

[JD Ryan]

A six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a SXT. Does it have a sunroof or anything? No. 10,000 right there. 10 grand. It's nice. 94,000 miles on a 2010. Bill, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, my name's Bill. Yeah, I'm just calling to thank you for coming up up with such a good easy program. I didn't even have to leave my house to sell you my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy from you?

[Caller]

A 2009 Ford Escape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Escape. How many miles were on it?

[Caller]

28, 000. I told him 28, 400. But it had 28. 3. 76.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year it was? Oh, I remember seeing this one on Tuesday. I was like, look at the miles. Miles on this thing. We gave you like eight grand for it or 8, 500, is that right?

[Caller]

No, they asked me what I wanted, I said 6,500. Okay, well, I mean like Charles and Susan came out, looked the vehicle over, I signed the paperwork, they handed me a check. Five minutes they were gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is that stupid easy. I mean, are you real computer literate or you just. Normally.

[Caller]

I'm good at some things. It's like Robert, you know, first guy I talked to, I sent him pictures on the Internet. Yeah, he wanted me to, he wanted me to text him Pictures. I'm 72. I do the Internet, but I can't do text.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, when you've got a check in hand, that's good and, and easy. And I appreciate you calling in. Thanks. Thank you for selling us your car.

[Caller]

The check just cleared the bank like crazy, you know, I mean, like the next day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Caller]

I was so happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks for calling in, man. We appreciate it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we bought a 92,000, $93,000 Audi A8. Same way. Wow. All right, all right. Whatever. Whatever it takes. All right. Whatever it takes. We, we do eat.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do expensive cars. We do cheap cars. We love the low miles. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car right now. And if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bob Floyd]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car, gimmetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

And then they win.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO. 1800-800-RODIO. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom, boom. John Azel, John 04 Dodge Ram 2500 diesel. Four wheel drive with 200,000 miles on it is an average rough or clean condition. Clean, clean. Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's clean and it's a five, nine. I'll give 7,000.

[Caller]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tom, what city?

[Caller]

Cyprus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me a favor on this one. Since it's so new. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Because I need to check like invoice and make sure I bid it correctly.

[Caller]

Absolutely. Getting it loaded for you here. Just short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 93 vet. 93. 93 what? Body style? That's the same as 96, right, Ronnie?

[Caller]

Right. 40th anniversary model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's. It's got the top that removes. It's a 93 with 65. I don't know. These things, they haven't come back yet. They bring about seven grand. The nice ones, I think. Let me look at something real quick. What do you want for it? What do you take for it? I mean, we all want a hundred thousand. What do you take for it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm thinking that's worth about 12. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 93 Corvette Coupe, stick shifter, automatic, Automatic. Here's some auction transactions. Average MMR is 4 grand. 14,000 miles brought 10. That's 14,000 miles, right? Not 60, 53,000 miles. In Ohio brought 5. 79,000 miles. In Milwaukee brought 6. 83,000 miles. In Fredericksburg brought 42. 114,000 miles brought 25. So I think it's a 5 grand rig. That's current. Current market. Thanks. Huh? There you go. See what we run into. I mean, he wants 12. It's just. It's just hard.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody wants more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Brian, the 78 vet with 110, can you go to give me the VIN and load it up with pictures? I can't bid a car this old without pictures.

[Caller]

Okay. That's what my wife is doing. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

And it takes almost no time to load it up on this website for.

[John Clay Wolf]

This 72 year old man with the 20,000 mile 09 escape. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's amazing that he was easier to do the website than text messages.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't that funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That means we built it, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 dodge half ton. Eco diesel, leather navigation, two wheel drive, 75000 miles. Alex, I think it's a 23000 rig.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

01 vet. Put 01 vet on hold real quick. I want him. I can take him.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody getting rid of their vets now.

[John Clay Wolf]

010. I told you. Corvette season. 01 vet with 40. What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful. Clean beyond.

[Caller]

Better than when it came out of the showroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I agree. Where are you calling from? You've got that yankee accent. New Orleans. Oh, that's not a yankee accent. That's New Orleans. Are you. Are you partying with the swingers this weekend? Is this the swingers convention or was that last week?

[JD Ryan]

Last weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He did. He did the swinger thing in his vet. Now he's done with the swing. He's going to sell his vet. I think. I think it's a $17,000 rig.

[Caller]

But I got to tell you, it. It doesn't have a working electronic control. Electronic brake control module. I need that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to back it down. Then just go to givemetheven.com disclose that so that we don't run into that when we're inspecting it. And we'll get a price on it, we'll adjust the price and we'll get it bought.

[Caller]

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bob Floyd]

We'Ll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast Narrator]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money, and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bob Floyd]

If it's Saturday, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. Now this is kind of interesting, JD John has gone over next door to the buyer center, just about to say, where is he? He's dying to pound out that Corvette. He's got his buyer on one line, the seller on another line, and John right there in the middle.

[JD Ryan]

So we're here.

[Bob Floyd]

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish we could have run a microphone. Wouldn't that be great over there and hear that three way.

[JD Ryan]

We should do that. Just have one open for later when this, when these things happen. Listen how he works.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a bad idea.

[Bob Floyd]

More than people that call in about the cars or the comedy bits or anything that we do, people email all the time. What is this? They discover us and say, what is this show? You know, and Most, I mean, 99 out of a hundred comments are positive.

[JD Ryan]

Or about Randy the Squirrel.

[Bob Floyd]

Not a lot of programs, not a lot of programs like this on the radio. No, and none to describe it perfectly. Yeah, we cut up a little bit and we do some funny things and a lot of character voices and nonsense. Really fun, just fun Saturday radio stuff. But John bidding the cars is an amazing deal.

[JD Ryan]

It's weird we're to actually hear him. He's in his, he gets in his zone. It's just, it's, it's, it's almost magical. Yeah, well, that is work.

[Bob Floyd]

I've always said that's like his little magic trick. So Turley has got a bit from some time ago where John just pounds and pounds and it's like, it's like three lightning rounds all together, man.

[Michael Turley]

It's actually a Guinness World record of bids on the radio in eight minute time.

[JD Ryan]

When. How long ago was this?

[Michael Turley]

This is seven years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, it's documented. You can look it up in a book and everything.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you told me about this.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so, yeah, this is him actually doing 21 cars in eight minutes.

[JD Ryan]

God, you ever wonder what he does?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm going to start out of the gate with this Mercedes and I've got a leg up. Leonard Moore Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. Got a 99 Mercedes CLK430 with 128,000 miles. This is a coupe, not a convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

$4,500 if it's nice. Good morning. Alex, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

99 Range Rover HSE.

[Caller]

That's right. 116, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are the airbags? Are they. Are they drooping? Are they okay?

[Caller]

No, I've got springs on it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You replaced them. Four grand on a 99 Rover with 116. Jim, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, eight lariat supercrew with 20. Yes. Does it have navigation? Is it for wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive, no navigation, new body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

25,000 bucks. 800, 800 radio. Call in this couple lines open. 800, 800 radio right now. Call us. Pick up the phone. [phone]-7234. Come on, bring the noise. We can do it. 04 Expedition 4X2 with 100 clicks. Robert, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 is out. Good. Eddie Bauer or XL4 with 100,000. Is it nice?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's pretty good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Seven grand. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

I got a 08 Honda Pit with 33, 000 miles. Honda Sport automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Honda what?

[Caller]

On the fifth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pit Fit. Like it fits? I'm so fat I can't even spell it. Honda fit. That's a little, little car. Oh, I don't know what I'm saying. Honda Fit. Ah. 800-800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Call in right now. Get on the air. Is it a hatchback? Sport, you said?

[Caller]

That's right. Automatic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic, which is good. How many miles?

[Caller]

33,000. Thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is it?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're 10 grand on that. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

99 Lincoln Town, Cartier Executive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Cartier Executive base. Signature sig. 3 grand. Roberto. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. I got a 04 Pontiac Craft Grand Prix GTP model.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like it?

[Caller]

3.8 V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. GTP. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heads up. Display? Yes. How many miles?

[Caller]

74,006.

[John Clay Wolf]

500 if it's nice. There you go. Jason, Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. I got a 01 check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather, cloth. Two wheel or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

140, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

3,5008-0080-0723-4800, 800, 7238. There's a couple lines open. Call in right now.

[Caller]

Zero, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Warren. Hey, what's up? Honda. What? What did you got?

[Caller]

I got a Ford F150 Super Crew 04 model 122000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheeler, four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Blue. Two tone on the bottom. Tan?

[Caller]

No, solid blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Solid blue.04 with how many miles?

[Caller]

123.

[John Clay Wolf]

7,508 grand. Good morning. You're on the air. 800.

[Caller]

Good morning. I got a 2005645 CI. BMW. 29,125 on miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a six series. Hang on a second. I got to look this one up. I don't know off the top of my head. Is it a convertible or coupe?

[Caller]

It's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles again?

[Caller]

29. 125.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent miles. Excellent miles.

[Michael Turley]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Decent color. 29 grand.

[Caller]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Thank you. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, you're on the air. Hang on. Four there. Manual. You there? Hello? I'm messing this up. 1, 2, 3, 4. You there? Hello? Ah, look at what I've done. The board is lit up. 40 there. Jeremy. Jeremy. I'm gonna bid this 2000 Powerstroke F250. 175, 000 miles. Seven three. Four wheel drive. Five grand. Okay. Manuel. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 Ram. Is it a Cummins?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mega cabber. Quad.

[Caller]

Quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four.

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

31000 miles on a common stick shifter. Automatic.

[Caller]

Six speed automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six speed automatic. 084 wheel drive with 31.5. Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dooley.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

27 000. I've got a full board, but I don't have. I'm gonna have to start taking them blind. Ken. Let's go to this Ken West. 8092 Cadillac El Dorado with a hundred thousand miles on it. Man, that thing, it's worth 500 to a grand. I'm sorry. It's all she's worth. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. Good morning. You're on the air. Yeah, what have you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 06 Toyota Tacoma Pre Runner 4 door. It's come from the factory with a 6 inch lift and the brush guard in the front. I've got 39,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tacoma. So it's a two wheel drive, six cylinder?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a double cab or an Access cab.

[Caller]

It's a double cab. Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a four liter double cab. How many miles?

[Caller]

39. 208.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got good miles on it, but it's got a lift on it. Sixteen grand.

[Caller]

It all came from the factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

$1500-080080-07234 calling right now. The lightning round is almost over. Bill. Good morning. 2000 model explorer. Is that you?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ford explorer, 2000 model 70. 3000 miles is leather, cloth.

[Caller]

This is your base model Explorer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got good miles on it. Let's go. 3, 3, 500. Because of the miles. Next on the air. I don't know who I'm talking to. Good morning. I'm taking you blind. What have you got? 2003 Chevy Silverado, extended cab, crew cab.

[Caller]

Regular cab, extended cab, suicide doors. It's all maroon, two wheel drive. 2003. 80,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,500. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, a 2005 Hyundai Elantra hatchback. 57,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is it?

[Caller]

It's blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Light blue? Dark blue.

[Caller]

It's. I wouldn't call it light blue, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S not the dark GLS or GT or base. GLS or GT.

[Caller]

The GLS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

57,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six. Seven or five? Seven.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand. Solara number four. Greg Greggy there. 04 Toyota Solar. Is it a convertible?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. One minute. Okay. You're my last one. Solar. It's a Camry. Six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller]

Four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four grand. That's it. How many we get?

[Michael Turley]

Well, he got 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Wow. That's a record.

[JD Ryan]

Record.

[Michael Turley]

So that's. Yes, John does that. And that's why all day long he.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn'T like, you know, his voice is different actually. Of course you said he was sick back that. That day.

[Michael Turley]

That day was sick. But 21, it's a record.

[JD Ryan]

That's before Bobo or me were even on the show.

[Michael Turley]

Seven years ago.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow. Sick. Like a professional.

[JD Ryan]

Now I knocked it out of the park.

[Bob Floyd]

21 bids in eight minutes.

[JD Ryan]

Fun stuff.

[Michael Turley]

John just texted me. He'll be back in here in a second. That Corvette deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's in the buyer's room.

[Bob Floyd]

Can't wait to hear about. There is a lot of stuff coming on the final hour of this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf show. Don't forget the podcast too, guys. You'll really like that. You can listen anytime you want. It's free of charge. You can go to givemetheven.com, click the listen button. Also on iheartradio and on iTunes.

[John Clay Wolf]

3 o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, usually gets about 3 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[JD Ryan]

In case you want to hear Randy and Rush and all the fun.

[Michael Turley]

Randy was funny.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Randy was on a roll. I can't believe he's going to this Don Henley concert tonight. American Airlines Center.

[Bob Floyd]

Don't we all wish we were going?

[JD Ryan]

He's a rescue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If I just had about two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could get half a ticket.

[Bob Floyd]

Randy's a happening cat. I've been talking to him about betting sports lately, and I don't think I ever want to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob Floyd]

It just sounds so complicated.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but he's the guy. He's on top of it. If you got an inside guy like.

[Bob Floyd]

Randy, for a little mammal to know that much about professional sports, it's a little frightening. Everything. Everything he said. He said George Jordan's beast was like a 7 to 1 at the British Open. Yeah, And? And what happened?

[JD Ryan]

Randy tips leading.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, he's a picker.

[JD Ryan]

He should open up his own picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. The show's over.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see y' all next Saturday. Remember the podcast on John Claywolf dot com.

[JD Ryan]

Love ya.

[Bob Floyd]

Locker out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy you can do it in your underwear.