#107 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #107

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Theme:
A classic Saturday-morning mix of outrageous banter, listener call-ins, car buying, comedy segments, irreverent conversations about cars, sports, wild stories, pop culture, radio antics, and a healthy dose of tongue-in-cheek social commentary. The vibe is unscripted and raw, with the crew—John, J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, and others—riffing through car deals, personal anecdotes, audience games, and topical news.

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers peak John Clay Wolfe Show energy: free-form humor rides alongside the core business of buying listener cars, sprinkled in with stories about fake legs, rock bands, Rush Limbaugh impressions, debates about airline disasters, and listener games. As always, the attitude is: "More BS, Less Cars," with the team aiming for laughs first and car bids second.

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Key Segments & Topics

1. Opening Banter & Car Talk

• The crew’s chemistry is on full display as they joke about "Uncle Bobbo," being creepy uncles, and share raunchy banter.
• Quickly launches into car-buying calls – John buys a 2012 Chevy Traverse and a 2014 Nissan Titan live on-air.
• Classic Quote

  “I want to have fun. I don’t want to talk cars all day. It’s less cars, more BS Saturday here on the JC Dub Show.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [03:14]

Notable Timestamps

• [00:50] – Week in the car business
• [01:23] – "Kirby" calls to sell a Traverse
• [03:14] – John establishes show’s ethos for the day

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2. The Fake Leg Saga & Tall Tales

• Fake Leg story: Listeners start bringing fake legs to the studio, a running gag that explodes with bizarre humor.
• John tells an outlandish tale involving catching a man, unwittingly fighting a one-legged lover of his wife, and ending up with new legs and a new wife.
• “Bait your Hook with the Holy Ghost” – The team riffs on using old cars as crappie houses and delivers a mock-sermon about fishing and abandoned cars.

Notable Quotes

• “I had no idea I was whooping the hell out of a single leg man. But I also had no idea that a single leg man was making relations with my wife.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [06:14]
• “Bait your hook with the Holy Ghost.”
  — Bobbo [09:43]

Timestamps

• [05:00] – Listener brings in fake leg
• [06:14] – The infamous one-legged man fight story
• [09:43] – "Preacher" bit

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3. Live Car Bids & Car Biz Insight

• Listeners call in to sell vehicles; John gives real-time offers and market advice.
• Buybacks, CarMax comparisons, and candid appraisal of car conditions.

Representative Bids

• [04:52] – 70 Ford Torino
• [13:00] – Debates about how to pick up cars, contract drivers, safety, and logistical woes.
• [17:13] – Live haggling over GMC Denali price
• [45:05] – Porsche Cayenne S with high miles, a frank talk about luxury cars and depreciation

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4. Behind-the-Scenes Comedy & Office Culture

• Suggestion Box bit: An inexperienced employee suggests having dealers sign an "honesty oath," leading to a spoof reading of a "Dealer Pledge" with wild promises (e.g., providing astrological sign, measurements for female sellers).
• Meta-irony: They are genuinely working on a real dealer agreement.
• Quote:

  "Rob, you’re a genius. Well, and a cheeseball."
  — John Clay Wolfe [26:55]

Timestamps

• [24:01] – Discussion of employee suggestions
• [27:01] – Bobbo reads the "Dealer Oath"

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5. Pop Culture & Game Segments

• "White, Black, Latino, or Other" Guessing Game: DJ Pre K hosts; outrageous domestic dispute involves a chopped beta fish (turns out to be "Juan Vega," Latino), leading to banter about pet fish, heaven, and cultural stereotypes.
• Discussions about canceled Justin Bieber concert (with a visit from the "Prince of Darkness" character), tongue-in-cheek "devil made me do it" complaints.
• Mock news headlines include Kid Rock’s double-wide trailer, Minneapolis mayor race, and teacher-student sex scandals.
• Immersive impressions: Rush Limbaugh, the Prince of Darkness, and others.

Memorable Moments

• “Is a beta fish really a living thing?”
  — John Clay Wolfe [33:27]

Timestamps

• [31:07] – "White, Black, Latino, or Other"
• [42:15] – Bieber Report and Satan segment
• [79:11] – Casey Kasem’s “Top 10 Reasons Justin Bieber Canceled His Tour” list

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6. Office Antics, Social Media & Listener Engagement

• Bobbo, Turley, and the gang read out each other's Facebook posts, trying to guess authors, revealing their personalities.
• Discussion of the “striped Aston Martin” disaster: internal disputes about taste, with Norman (the Puerto Rican recon manager) calling in to defend his choices [56:52].
• The team references the show's presence on various streaming and social platforms, encouraging listeners to interact.

Timestamps

• [99:02] – Guess That Facebook Post
• [51:48, 134:06] – “Sell us your car—so easy you can do it in your underwear.” (repeated ad parody)

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7. John’s Airline Misery & Customer Service Rants

• Extended rant about American Airlines: missed flights, customer service apathy, lost luggage, torturous rescheduling.
• John’s strategy: repeatedly calling the gate agent through the night to “make sure she’s up.”
• Debates the merits of Southwest vs. American.
• Story devolves into an absurdist meditation on airline incompetence.

Notable Quotes

• “I wish I’d had a video—it would have gone viral… a handicapped person was not allowed on American Airlines.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [111:22]
• “Just short of a full body cavity search.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [112:34]

Timestamps

• [105:38] – Allegiant & American Airlines customer service disaster begins
• [106:55] – The saga’s depths

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8. Sports & Cowboys Comedy

• “Romero Romo” segment: fictitious, thick-accented dad of Tony Romo discusses the “run and shoot” syndrome, football withdrawal, and superstitious football formations.
• Cowboys cut Lucky Whitehead, sparking discussion about player discipline, media gaffes, and Jerry Jones’ standards.

Timestamps

• [82:29, 83:04] – Cowboys news with “Romero Romo”
• [89:20] – Jerry Jones impersonation

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9. Politics, Health Care, and Social Commentary

• Spirited chats about the Trump administration, health insurance scams, and John’s personal woes (e.g., a $23K hospital bill with only $1K covered by "fraudulent" insurance).
• Bobbo and John exchange perspectives on contemporary politics, compare to Watergate/Nixon era.
• “Check out the big huevos on John McCain,” Bobbo says, in awe of his Senate vote.

Timestamps

• [124:20] – Bobbo on political weirdness
• [127:04] – Health insurance “fraud plan” rant

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10. Listener Bitch-Line & Open Phones

• John opens the lines for listeners to “bitch about whatever” – mostly government, society, or the show itself.
• Brent from Louisiana wins for best attitude: “If you’re not drinking and screwing, then you’re just visiting.”

Timestamps

• [145:13] – "Tired of all the bitching!"
• [146:13] – “We need to be more like Brent in Louisiana…”

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Notable Quotes & One-Liners

• On used cars:

  "Saturday, everybody’s bitching. They’re calling in with these milled out rigs and they’re complaining to me like I did it."
  — John Clay Wolfe [40:20]

• On dealer shenanigans:

  “If you got time to paint, you got time to retail.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [133:03]

• On politics:

  "How weird can it get before this thing evens out again, you know?"
  — Bobbo [125:14]

• On insurance:

  "Their max payout is a thousand? It’s just called fraud. It’s the fraud plan."
  — John Clay Wolfe [127:02]

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Highlighted Interactions

• Norman’s Striped Aston Martin:
  Norman calls in [56:52], defending his choice of racing stripes. Debate follows: bold style or utter travesty? Pictures posted to the show’s Facebook page so listeners can "be the judge."
• Dealer Oath Comedy:
  Bobbo reads a spoof "pledge" for partner dealers, lampooning the fine print and car business dirty tricks.

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Recurring Gags & Segments

• Prince of Darkness/Satan – Lighthearted takes on pop culture news and moral panic [42:18, 143:26].
• Randy the Chipmunk – Comic interludes, including a lawsuit against Six Flags and foraging for nuts.
• Rush Limbaugh Impression – Bobbo as Limbaugh offers conservative commentary laced with pill jokes and self-deprecation [70:01, 141:09].
• Social Media Guessing Game – Guessing which crew member wrote a particular Facebook post.

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Final Thoughts & Show Takeaways

• The show holds true to its motto: “More BS, Less Cars,” blending real car deals with a heavy dose of satire, parody, and listener engagement.
• John and crew tackle everything from car values and industry tricks to the miseries of modern travel, all through a lens of biting humor and authenticity.
• There’s no sacred cow—sports, religion, politics, pop culture, and even themselves are fair game.
• Listeners are encouraged to sell cars, share opinions, and become part of the recurring cast of characters.

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Where to Listen & Next Steps

• Full podcasts and archives available at johnclaywolf.com and givemethevin.com, as well as PodBean, iTunes, and Facebook.
• Callers with cars to sell are encouraged to use the site’s automated bidding system—"so easy, you can do it in your underwear."
• Weekly invitation to join the chaos next Saturday, with the promise of more unscripted, uncensored car/comedy radio with the JCW crew.

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Episode summary prepared for fans and new listeners seeking all the content and laughs without the drive-time ads and promos.

Transcript

[Announcer]

Four or online at givemethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hi, everybody. Your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair with J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I sit on your lap?

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uncle Bob's here.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, little boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up, brother?

[Bobbo]

What kind of a week are we having in the car biz these days, Mr. Turley?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's always busy.

[Michael Turley]

You know that.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything fun and unique?

[Bobbo]

A lot of cars down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Uncle Bobbo. Sounds kind of creepy, doesn't it? Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come sit in your Uncle Bobbo's lap. The big chair.

[Bobbo]

I didn't actually say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a bad pickup line.

[Bobbo]

J.D. said that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you used to. Didn't you say that was your deal?

[Bobbo]

They've been calling me that for 30 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Bobo in the big chair. Yeah. Have you had any counts of pedophilia against you?

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Have you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But thanks for asking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we running the road?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kirby, Good morning. You're on the air. Kirby.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

Oh, hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

Nate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hey.

[Caller]

I got a 2012 Chevy Traverse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So 52,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what do you want to do with that?

[Caller]

Well, I. I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations.

[Bobbo]

Kirby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There is a payoff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 Traverse, 52,000 miles. It says 2lt leather roof, so no navigation.

[Caller]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is that little biatch? Is it like, 13 grand.

[Caller]

Right around there? I'd like to. I'd like to get 13.

[Prince of Darkness]

5.

[Caller]

I need a down payment for another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give you 13 5, do I. Am I the proud owner of a 2012 Chevy Traverse with 52,000 miles with leather roof and no navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, then, bada bing, bada boom. Charlie, you want to hit the queue, the sell that? I think we're starting early this morning.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are. Yeah. So, yeah, I'll buy it.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not. I'm never. I'm not early for a. I'll buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's sold. Do what? So I'm just gonna put you on holding grab.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

You still slap that hose down?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. It works. That's gonna be weird.

[Bobbo]

You did there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800. 800. Ready? Ready to.

[Prince of Darkness]

Luke. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on there.

[Bobbo]

Real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Set him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to have fun. I don't want to talk cars all day. It's less cars, more BS Saturday here on the JC Dub Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

JC Dub.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, this is Luke. I got a 2014 Nissan Titan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

SL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a leather cloth. It's cloth. It's SL. How many miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, 24,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been anywhere? Have you got any of the bids? Anything? Like beat and just be over with and you don't have to make me think.

[Caller]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Prince of Darkness]

I've been all over the place.

[Caller]

I'm tired of messing with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so who's the high bidder right now?

[Caller]

Texas direct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Prince of Darkness]

24.

[Caller]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

24, 5, 25.

[Caller]

And you own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did Carmax set it at? Because if you went to that place, then you went to Carmax also.

[Caller]

Yep, I did.

[Prince of Darkness]

24.

[John Clay Wolf]

24. 24. 5. 24. 750. And I'll come pick it up so you don't have to move.

[Caller]

25 in the.

[Prince of Darkness]

Cheers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? What city?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington. All right, let's just do business. I just want to buy some freaking cars. I don't want to argue with people this morning. Okay, so I own this one, right?

[Caller]

It's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethevin. Give me the VIN. Givein.com. load that up. Tell them what we just did. They hear. They have the show on in the buyer's room. There's 15 guys over there buying cars off the website right now. But just load it up and they'll help. We can send Uncle Roy over there if you're in Arlington today with a check to pick it up. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. The last one, the traverse. Do the same thing. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Hi, J.D. hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I ask you a question?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do we have another fake leg in the studio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we've told the fake leg story over the years, and people are. People are starting to supply us with more fake legs. So. Uncle, can you get him on the phone?

[Michael Turley]

I could try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we can do it later. We can do it later, but I need to get Uncle. He surprised me with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That sold us the rig, like in Waco or something. And Uncle Roy came back with that fake leg with the flames.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flames, yes.

[Michael Turley]

It's the other foot or the other leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it. Is it a lefty?

[Bobbo]

It's a good Thing. That's why a lot of old boys buy firearms here. You got something sellable that you can fall back on. So we got a few artificial limbs. Listen, these are high dollar. You know, they are expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are expensive. And we. Lieutenant Dan, who works for us, he lost his leg in the auction lane. God rest his soul. You know, if he ever needs some up a spare tire for lack of a. Better not to try to be a car. Funny joke. He's a sailor, Peg, and he lost his leg. We got a couple of spare tires here for Lieutenant Dan. And you know, maybe me someday, maybe I'll need something.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just never know, you know, but when I was chasing that guy down you wanted back, I caught him quick. And I was like, I'm not that fast. But when I whipped him. When I whipped his butt.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wouldn't run off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't understand why he wouldn't run off. I didn't understand why he wasn't giving me more trouble.

[Bobbo]

Not as evasive as you'd expect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I just. I figured he'd have more fight in him than this. I had no idea I was whooping the hell out of a single leg man. But I also had no idea that a single leg man was making relations with my wife. So I guess the net effect is I got a new wife that I'm real happy with. And I got a bunch of fake legs for my listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell of a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a happy person.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're a good man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Win, win, win.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is actually win, win, win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pete the Greek, I want to thank you. If you're out there, I wanna.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wanna radio slightly to the right.

[Bobbo]

He's got the best legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and I mean, we have a lot of. Anyway, 800.

[Michael Turley]

They're calling Uncle Roy right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's available soon. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Reverend Smith, you've got a 07 Honda stuck in first gear.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's tourbillon. It's sitting in my parking lot. I'd like to see it gone. And something in my collection plate. What are you gonna give me?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

I haven't a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what. What city are you the reverend in?

[Caller]

I'm over here in Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where all that oil money is. What city in Louisiana, Amy? You guys. You guys have so much money down there, you don't even pass the plate anymore. Y' all just, like, put wiring instructions in the church pamphlet, don't you?

[Caller]

Oh, God. No. Oh, God, no. I, I, I don't want them type of ministers. I kind of sort of run with the good Lord's children on the lower side of the life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I bring the insane to sanity in a heartbeat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how many miles are on Hyundai?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. I know it come out of like Michigan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a title?

[Caller]

No. Not even keys?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But I can't do anything with here.

[Caller]

Back in March and April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Here's what you do. You call, you call the local guys, the cops. They'll tow it to the impound yard. It'll sit there for 30 days and they'll, they'll get a government title on it and they'll sell it at their auction. It's not worth anything without a title. Because if any of us handle it, it's kind of like a stolen car without a title.

[Caller]

Well, I thought maybe it was at least worth part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles, what do you think? Do you think that you could do anything with a 07 Hyundai without a first gear and no title and no keys?

[Bobbo]

John, I can never understand why, why all the little bitty pretty, pretty lost souls of the world bring they cause to the church annex garage. I've had 42 over the course of 39 years serving God. Leave their cars with no keys. Lord, sitting down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus will give you the keys.

[Bobbo]

We take those things up to Lake Diversion in the north part of the state, selling for pennies on the dollar. Oh, Lord, and pardon my expressionism this morning. Make a damn fine crappie house out of abandoned cars. Lord, Lord, cut the flow out the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flo boat.

[Bobbo]

Bring your fishing pole. Say Hail Mary. Crappies is coming. Fishing from crappies is coming. Like the love of Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the love.

[Bobbo]

Bait your hook with the Holy Ghost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Lord.

[Bobbo]

Crappy time coming, Lord. Lord, and it don't, it don't, it don't make a difference. You can have a VW mini bus.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You have an old Buick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

You can have your daddy's Chevrolet. Cut out the floorboard and what happened? And get ready for fishing time. That's what the summer be for. Say joy. Say joy. Lord, Lord, the love of abandoned car and fresh fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go.

[Bobbo]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus was a fish.

[Bobbo]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus was a fish.

[Bobbo]

Lord be with you, Reverend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bait your hook. With what?

[Bobbo]

The Holy Ghost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy. Good morning. You there? Uncle Roy? Is he there? You bring him up? Hey. Hey. Did, did you, did you catch the sermon?

[Caller]

Did I do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch the sermon that Reverend Charles just gave us?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good sound bait. Your hook with the Holy Ghost. I like it.

[Bobbo]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's almost as good as your stuff, Roy. So tell me, what. Where did this leg come from? What was the story? What was that? All I know is I got a. An artificial leg in my office up on the studio that's got flames on the top.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know it sounds like it kind of shocked you, but anyway, I got out of walk, and this guy said he promised you the leg if you buy this truck.

[Bobbo]

Pretty simple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Simple, simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the deal's a deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lord.

[DJ Pre K]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did we buy the truck?

[Caller]

I guess we bought the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city was he in?

[Caller]

He made me sign a little piece of paper saying that I would give you that leg.

[Michael Turley]

I told you, signed agreement.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what else would you do? What city was he in? What city was he in? Or is he in walks a hatchet? What did. What did we buy from him? Forward, all right? Got a forward and a leg. Okay. Chicken leg. I like. I'm more of a breast man. You're more the leg and the ass man.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, JD. JD's the. Well, we won't tell him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please don't, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy, you got any messages for the. For the congregation this morning? You got anything you need to say? Anything you need to get off your chest?

[Caller]

No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. I mean, I'm kind of in a bind now, y'. All. I need to get out of the phone because, you know, I got my brain working, okay? I'm over in no man land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you?

[Caller]

I'm up in Highland park somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I called. I. I was in a business meeting. Meeting? Yes, Sunday. And I call Roy because we're talking about streamlining and growing the. The. Give me the vin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like, what if we use these contract drivers? And, you know, this guy's got all these contract drivers, okay, to go to these people's houses to pick up these cars. And I know this won't work, but I'm listening to them and they're just going along and. And I said, hang on, I need to call my consultant. And this is a pretty high profile meeting on a Sunday in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I get on speaker and I call Roy and he.

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Roy. Yeah, well, you know how he talks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And these guys are like, who's that? I'm like, this is guy that knows. That's who this is. Like, Roy, if we sent auction drivers after these customer cars to pick them up at their house. Would that work? Silence. Hell no. Hell no. And Uncle Roy, why would that not work? Hell, the neighborhoods we go into. A bunch of black brothers rolling out of vans. Somebody's ass gets shot, arrested and all that. Roy, you didn't know that? You were sitting at a conference table when you said that on speakerphone last Sunday. But that was. That was pretty funny.

[Caller]

She's made me aware of all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I. I needed you. I wanted the true Roy, the true reaction. Because you're the man that does this every day. You dispatch all these drivers all over the five state area picking up these cars and talking to these people. And a bunch of crackhead auction drivers running out of broken. I mean, it won't work. That's not what we got. That's what you. That. That's what would happen if we did that they wanted. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Well, I appreciate what you do. And everybody seems to be happy with you. They. They send notes about you that your.

[Caller]

Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your customers like you. Roy. Yeah. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio John. A 70 Ford Torino convertible. On a scale of 1 to 2, how. Not 1 to 10. How nice is it?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is this car? This Gran Torino on a. Or this Torino, Is it a Starsky and Hutch kind of car?

[Caller]

That's a Torino GT convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. On a scale of one to ten, how nice?

[Caller]

On the scale of one to ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it? Yes. Ten being absolutely perfect. Okay, go to get. Go to give. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and let's see some pictures. It's all about the photos on these old, old, old gals. They can still have it together, but we need to see pictures as proof. Ryan. 08 G8GT with 83 automatic leather. It's. It's five grand regular. You there?

[Caller]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? How much?

[Caller]

Around 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Trevor. And 11 explorer with 130 limited four wheel drive. That's about a $7,500 rig. You there? Trevor and Waco. Trevor. Okay. 758-887-500A is what I'll give. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And we have 15 buyers in another room. They're doing nothing but bidding you guys cars right now. You don't have to call into the show. You can just go to the website. GiveMeTheVin.com. remember, if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I send you a check for Hunsky.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

Claywolf.Com remember, @givemetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If you don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord, Lord. Lord. Billy. Billy Ray 16. GMC Denali. Billy. Yep. Why are you selling it? Sounds so pretty.

[Caller]

I got four trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller]

And I'm just trying to thin the herd a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understand? Is it a company car or family?

[Caller]

It's my personal vehicle, but I of course run it through the company for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For tax evasion.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just call it what it is. Legal. Legal tax evasion.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

GMC Denali diesel, four wheel drive, leveling kit. 15,000 miles. Leather roof, Nav. What color? Blue.

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black leather roof, Nav. Denali. I don't know. 50. 50 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Not quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty quiet to me. I think I'm getting on out there. You don't think so? I think so.

[Caller]

63, 6 months ago When I bought it. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, come on, man. What do you sell? What. What business, what business are you in?

[Caller]

I feel doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's that door worth? So I give you four grand for a door and I call you back six months later and want you to buy it back. What do you give me? Right. I'll give you 50 grand. Maybe 51. Let's see it. Send me some pictures. I want to buy it. What's the cost?

[Caller]

55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're killing me, Smalls. You're killing me. Let's meet in the middle. Let's meet in the middle of 52 and a half. Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

That's a ten thousand dollar bath in six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a payoff? You could have had a girl. You could have kept a girlfriend and got her a Cadillac and kept her in an apartment for that. Did you realize that?

[Caller]

Yeah, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but.

[Caller]

No, but the back end costs a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lot more Than that, it can go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me see the pictures. Let me fall in love with it. Let me see it. Go to givemetheven.com come on. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. And we are going out with Ozzy and then going back into something else.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin listeners, we're jumping over next week starting on the AM, kvet AM, the sports talker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome. You know the frequency. 1300, 1300.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be the only AM station in our entire network. All right, Right, right. All right, all right, all right. Wonder what we could do today to get kicked off of there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's awesome. It's awesome, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can do nothing. We got wide minds, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they all my.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're very liberal. Everything's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Austin. The Austin. What was it? The Austin Liberals. The football team. And the quarterback always rolls the left.

[Bobbo]

I mean, if they're okay, it's cool, we're okay, it's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Arkansas, Dallas, Houston, New Orleans, Baton Rouge, the whole Gulf coast down there. Good morning to you. East Texas, West Texas, North Texas, Amarillo. Hey, what's up? My name is John Claywolf will be here till noon. J.D. ryan. Morning, Bobbo. Good day, Turley. Yo, yo. And John with a 14 Hyundai Elantra to ruin it all.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, that's a sexy car. That's something everybody wants to hear about.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, be nice to this guy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it worth more than six grand? Yes.

[Caller]

And I called your show about a couple weeks ago and I tried to get a hold of your people online after you told me to go put it in the bin on your website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody ever got okay because they didn't want it either. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Whoa, 800, 800 radio man.

[Michael Turley]

See, he did get a hold. Somebody did get a hold of him. It just didn't, it wasn't what he wanted to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

People lie, dude. Right, so get this. We're buying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm their customer.

[Bobbo]

You are.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to get technical about it, you're buying from their customer. They're not mine. No, but we treat, treat them like they're ours because we kiss butt and we're nice, but like, so when we hit the car at seven grand, he's like, no. And what kind of business are you running here? Well, we're running a business that knows what 14 Model S box Hyundai's with a hundred thousand miles on them are worth. That's what kind of business, what kind of la la land are you living in, Mr. Austin?

[Bobbo]

My goodness grand gracious, that's my name.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was so much anger.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of biz? I make an offer on a guy's 100,000 mile Hyundai and he's for anything over 1500 and I'm the bad guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the bad guy. Too much resistance for Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I called your service and nobody called me back. No, we bid the car. And you didn't lie, you said no. And we said we'll look and see if we can dig up any more money on it. And guess what? No, we couldn't find any. When they brought it to me, I probably threw something at them.

[Caller]

Told him.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get the hell out of my office with that s. So they didn't call you back because it was done.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was no good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we got that out of the way. No news is, but I love good cars. Let's see what this one is. Good morning, you're on the air. Hi.

[Caller]

How do you think about 2005 Ford Excursion Diesel?

[John Clay Wolf]

70,000 miles on a scale of 1 to 10. How nice.

[Caller]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10. It's, it's really, really, really nice. Like stupid nice.

[Caller]

I got a doctor trying to buy a Ferrari from me and he want, he wants this, this, he wants like 27,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I just wrote down 20,000. 20, 21, you know, so we're on the same page. What City. Are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Mineola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

He's fine. He's a doctor. Find a Ferrari from me. I'm already in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer or you just have a Ferrari for sale?

[Caller]

I'm a dealer. Have a product for sale and get a doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I will buy the. The Excursion. If you get it down, send me some pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com. let me see if I can squeeze 22 out of it. If it's that nice, I probably will. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Suggestions?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Well, we have a suggestion box for the GMTV employees. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we're.

[Michael Turley]

We have meetings and, you know, you want to hear from everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this past.

[Michael Turley]

This past Monday. Well, we had a suggestion that was brought in by one of our very green buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very green.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that people put their name on these suggestions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. They email it to suggestions at GiveMe the Vind. The listeners should do it, too.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have suggestions, mail it. I mean, we're all together, guys. Our listeners, our fans are part of the family. Help us. [e-mail] and we'll bring them up in our Monday morning meeting. I. I missed the meeting this week because I. I'll get into that later with my American Airlines hatred. Oh, but go ahead, Turley. What happened? Catch me up. I don't even know. I haven't talked to you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, so it went. It went fine, you know, but this suggestion, I think stuck with everybody, especially all the veterans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody new to the company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he's new to the business, period.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so is it Rob? Yes, it was Rob.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cheeseball Rob. He's not cheesy, but he's green.

[Michael Turley]

His suggestion, John, is. And for those that don't know about in n out deals with other dealerships, he wanted to see if we can make an oath that these dealers must sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

One more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start over. I want to hear this. I don't want to miss a word of this.

[Michael Turley]

He literally brought this up in the meeting. Hey, is there a way we can have these dealers sign an oath for in and out deals?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what he's saying, here's what happens. Customer comes to us, we bid the car at 20,000. We wind up buying the car for 20,000. And then they go to the dealer. The dealer says that they'll give them that on trade, and they do because we forced them to. Okay, why? And then because we gave the 20. Okay, so we were 20. So the dealers got to give the 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll buy it back from the dealer. It's a done deal. They promised the customer we're going to get the car. They promised us they're going to get the car. Then once the customer leaves and we call them to pick up our car, they're like, screw you, we're keeping it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what he's saying is that we need to get the dealers to sign an oath saying that they won't say, screw you. Yeah, that's a hard oath to get them to sign. So ironic that you say that Turley, and he is green, but he's not stupid because we were just talking this week about a dealer agreement. Just like the banks use when they sign up dealers for financing a contract with the dealer. Here's the deal.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you lie, then this. If you don't, if you keep one of our trades and you steal it, then you owe us $2,000. It's just a contracted fee.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Contract's different than an oath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but he meant. His feeling was that's. I mean, the idea is not he's green. He doesn't know what he's talking about, but he knows exactly what he's talking about. And that's exactly what we were. I swear to God we were working on this yesterday.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's ironic because actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Rob, you're a genius. Well, he. And a cheese ball.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he actually sent in this, the oath that he would like these dealers to sign. Would you like to hear it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You got it, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Three fingers here.

[Bobbo]

Follows is the Give me the VIN dealer pledge. Article one. We, the undersigned ambassador of givemetheven.com hereby swear our sincerest loyalty and undying fidelity to all impending vehicle procurements, including stated price, date of scheduled delivery, and retention of complete customer contact information, including photos, date of birth, astrological sign, and complete body measurements for all female sellers. Article 2. In addition, we shall resist the temptation to upsell the negotiated vehicle and all relative monies and or found items which at point of said agreement, become the sole property of givemetheven.com including, but not limited to, CDs, DVDs, fake legs, personal electronic devices, firearms, alcoholic beverage, and especially any illicit narcotics or psychotropic chemicals. Article 3. In return, give me the VIN shall fulfill a bonded three step process in acquiring said vehicle by 1. Inspecting vehicle, 2. Making draft payment to appropriate dealership personnel, and 3, hauling said vehicle away, all of which to occur within 7 days, during which time dealer management shall ensure that all provisions of Articles 1 and 2 are observed by all personnel until the receipt of vehicle by an authorized agent of. Give me the vin. Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What y' all are saying is, I mean, you're being funny about it, fake legs and dope. But this is exactly, exactly what we're working on. This is so funny. I haven't talked to them at all about this. Swear to God. We're working on something like the dealer agreement yesterday. Anyway, we have all these customers and we need to match them with dealers, but we need to send them to dealers that are honest, that aren't going to screw them around. Okay. And change the deal and do what dealers do. So I've got to certify my dealers and we're working on it. We'll talk about that normally. That's funny though. Thank you for bringing that up, Charlie. It's ironic that that's on yalls mine too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf by Cars on the Air.

[J.D. Ryan]

When we come back, we have some very serious news about Justin Bieber.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website, givemethevin.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All wheel drive, CTSV Cool 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. JD Ryan Turley and Bobbo is on the crapper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is taking a talent break. DJ Pre K. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

What'd it do to Maine?

[John Clay Wolf]

What it is, what it was, what it will be.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, it's all that whitey Blackie.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the house, everybody.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, our favorite damn Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight Mile representative Whitey Black. What are you wearing?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is. What is the jersey?

[DJ Pre K]

Man, I'm wearing that throwback jersey, you know, like it's 2003, man. That Vancouver Grizzlies. Mike Bibby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bibby. Mike Bibby.

[Michael Turley]

Old Bibby, the team that's no longer existence.

[J.D. Ryan]

He outdoes himself every week you spend.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know you in jerseys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than you make. Well, you know, you got another.

[DJ Pre K]

Sometimes you just gotta ball out, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That. That jersey couldn't have cost you too much, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that stuff costs a little more than you might think. Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Nice Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill? Really? Yep.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he see Nice Bill Bill? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Ben Franklin, a mallard.

[Bobbo]

What?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

My Lord. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we doing? Dj?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I've been scouring the Internet for some stories. You know, I figured we play some White, Black, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my favorite game show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[DJ Pre K]

So I got some stories for y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all tell me if the person is white, black, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

All right. So I got this guy up in Connecticut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Who got sentenced to 120 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city in Connecticut do you know?

[Bobbo]

Bristol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Rhymes with pistol, so you never know. But they say that he cut a fish in half during a domestic dispute. So I guess this guy was arguing with his old lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, tearing stuff up, calling out a name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And so he grabs the woman's nine year old son's pet beta fish. Just chops the thing in half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bassmaster 2000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So he got arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, but it got dropped and he copped a plea.

[John Clay Wolf]

This whole thing sounds so cracker ass.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trash. His version of domestic violence was chopping.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up a betta fish, mister.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. The cops. Actually, can you imagine the cops making a hood call over a betta fish?

[Bobbo]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj. You live it. You know it.

[DJ Pre K]

People in the hood love betta fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Betta fish and pit bulls. Betta fish and pit bulls?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man.

[Michael Turley]

Is there a market, underground market for betta fish?

[DJ Pre K]

They're cheap and vicious, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vicious.

[Michael Turley]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. So what is the. So I'll let you finish.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, well, that's about it, man. He just got arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta put us on the spot. You gotta ask the question. You're the game show host.

[DJ Pre K]

White, black, Latino or other, y', all. What y' all think?

[Bobbo]

White.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna kill Latino.

[Bobbo]

I'm with JD on this. Yeah, I'm with JD on this.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's got to be white. Bristol, Connecticut. It's probably the trashier part of town. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the average home is only $400,000, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a little below end.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, well, some of y' all are right. 33 year old Juan Vega pleaded guilty Tuesday to breach of peace.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. The ninth thing did it for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. You know what?

[Bobbo]

You know what this is like? It's my house. I will cut this fish. I will cut this fish in half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe they arrested him for chopping up a betta fish. I can't either. I mean, what if he would have taken a chair and busted it? Would you get arrested for that too?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. Because it's not. Not a living thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a betta fish really a living thing?

[Bobbo]

Cruelty to furniture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do betta fish go to heaven when they die?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If a betta fish commits suicide, does it go to heaven?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep Thoughts by Stuart Smalley Neely, good morning. You're on the air. Neely, come on. Is. Is he there? I need him. CTSV 13 Caddy. Yes, sir. Hi.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? What city? Fulshear, Texas. Fulshear? Yes, sir. Is that outside of Houston? Yes, sir. I'm not a sir, I'm just a john. Don't call me sir. You're making me nervous. Okay, so tell me, Neil, is it. Is your name Neely? Yes, sir or yes, If. If a Beta fish dies, does it go to heaven? I'd say so. Okay. What if it commits suicide?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a difference. I told you. It's not even in Beta fish?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, a. A 13. Cadillac CT coupe wagon or sedan? Is it. It's a two door. It's not. Okay. Hey, if anybody has a CTSV wagon that they want to sell, I really pay a lot for those. I have an export market overseas for those things and I can pay more than what they're worth. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Okay. Neely, you're what? What color is the CTSV?

[Caller]

Black diamond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black diamond. Black down. Is it yours? You sound too young to be driving a car like this. This is your grandma's. It is.

[Caller]

No, it's mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you? 32. Who bought this car?

[Caller]

How about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Who bought it?

[Prince of Darkness]

Who bought it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just went to the Cadillac store and bought it?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, what do you do for a living?

[Bobbo]

I trace.

[Caller]

I'm a stay at home mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yes, sir. Well, good. That's just a lot of car. I mean, it's a lot of car and doesn't have any miles on it. That's why it's only got 5,000 miles on it. I don't know, Nelly. I think it's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a coupe. Does it have the Recaro seats?

[Caller]

Reclining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Recaro. I'm sorry. Recaro. R, E, C, CR special seats. Let's do this. Put me down for 40,000 and go. Go to givemetheven.com load it up with the VIN and the picks, and then we'll email you an actual exact offer letter. It's going to be somewhere between 38 and 41 is what it's going to be. Okay. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio deep. Hey, this guy, I think he wants to tell on Aaron.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hi. Cory, you there? Corey? Monte Carlo SS Corey?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you want to tell on Aaron? It says you talked to Aaron.

[Michael Turley]

Aaron's one of our buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller]

I talked back in January, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't hear you, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[Caller]

Let me take that. Quick. I talked to Aaron back in January.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then why are you calling me? Why don't you call Aaron?

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you in the bathroom then as well?

[Bobbo]

I was.

[Caller]

I heard you were on the crapper as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what made him call. That's what made him think of you. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to do, Cory?

[Caller]

I wanted to sell it. I figured you might have a wider market selling an older muscle car like what I had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What did Aaron hit it at last January?

[Caller]

What did Aaron. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we bid it at last January?

[Caller]

I don't even know what he ended up offer me. I. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-48008.

[J.D. Ryan]

Break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to give you the Chris. When a beta fish dies. What?

[Caller]

It goes in the toilet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My name's John Clay Wolf. His name is Bobo. And, J.D. you have a Justin Bieber teaser segment. Next segment. Next segment. Be right back.

[Announcer]

The john clay wolf show phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-723-4- or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark an 03 ram half ton with 200000 miles on it's worth $2000.

[Caller]

$2000 that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I the owner of a truck?

[Caller]

No. I am the owner of the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but if I give you $2,000, am I the owner of the truck? Truck?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

All right, because I already got 5300 into it. I spent 35 for it. Put new tires on, new exhaust, new headlights on it and new stereo system in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why are you wanting to sell this beautiful rebuilt masterpiece?

[Caller]

Because I want a freaking Ford F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're buried in a. I wanted a EOS Dodge.

[Caller]

Oh, I was doing a favor for our brother in law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, everybody got drunk and you wound up with a Dodge shoved up your butt sideways. And here we are, you and me, Saturday morning on the radio.

[Prince of Darkness]

All right.

[Bobbo]

He's right. When you're right, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[Bobbo]

He didn't hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hung up on him when he started cursing. He scared me. What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Bobbo]

I don't want the sob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I shouldn't hung up. It would have. It would have been fun. Then I. I hear you, man. Who wants a 200000 mile Dodge anyway? That's why I put two grand and I was scared. Then a 12 challenger with 40 stick leather nav. 12 Houston. Gonzo. Is it RT? Obviously.

[Caller]

RT? Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

SRT or RT?

[Caller]

RT Classical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com and load that up. I want to bust it off the vintage and be exact because there's 10 different questions I can ask you about this car and I'm. I'm. I don't want to do it right now. I just do it online. It's easier when I have the VIN number. It's so much easier. It's like David. A buck and a half on a platinum Ford white. 150,000 long ass miles. Oh, leather roof, nav. Two wheel drive. Does, does, does. Does a nine grand knock that thing in the head? Should. Yeah. Is this Saturday? Everybody's bitching. They're calling in with these mild out rigs and they're complaining to me like I did it.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's hot outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what? Hey Dave.

[DJ Pre K]

David.

[Caller]

Appreciate the offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy the 154,000m 7 year old truck?

[Caller]

Hang on. Let me turn off the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Everybody hang on. David's turning down the radio.

[Bobbo]

Wait on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold tight. David, you back? Fixed to negotiate J. So does nine grand buy it?

[Caller]

You know it's A cream puff of a car.

[Bobbo]

They all are, David.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But it's got a. It's got 150.

[Caller]

No, I just. I just wanted to know what. What it was worth nine grand. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably pretty reasonable I'm pretty reasonable kind of guy. Ask anybody around me except my wife.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Nine grand go to. Give me the vid.com loaded. You know, she's. Why don't you ever say anything nice about me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All you ever do is say bad things about me. Make me look bad on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't like time for a tall. You take care of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the old husband and wife, the raggin ass wife bit is like the funniest funny. It's the most solid footing comedy of all time. It's the most relatable bit there is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's fun and that's why I use it. Honey.

[Michael Turley]

Confusing argument.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is from Copenhagen, right? Denmark. So that's how we. When I'm talking back to her in her native tongue, that's what I sound like. Justin Bieber.

[J.D. Ryan]

Justin Bieber. If you're headed to Arlington at and T Stadium tonight to see Justin Bieber, we have some news for you.

[Bobbo]

Wait, wait. And now The Bieber Report. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan, this breaking news. Actually, it's not breaking. It came through Monday. The concert is tonight at 18 Stadium. Big news. He's not going to be there. He canceled the remaining of his Purpose World tour less than a week before his Arlington show. He canceled it on Monday. Letting a lot of people down, of course, a lot of people out of work now. All the stage hands, they're all the people that are going to be there. So if you headed. If you have big plans tonight in Arlington at and T Stadium, you may want to do something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

He basically said they came out and said unforeseen reason. Reasons. He. Yeah, well, he got. Now he got caught by not TMZ but somebody else on the street. And he goes, hey, you know what? It's not my problem. I just don't. I'm over the concert thing. That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I read is that he's gone into a religious funk with another preacher. It's kind of like Tom Cruise did with Scientology. He's found his Sherpa. He's found his Marcy Turk.

[Michael Turley]

They're telling him he's gotta stop performing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually what I read was that the guy never said that. The. The pastor never Said not to do it. But the more that Justin re. Recalibrated and digested all of the. All of the father's messages, he. He believed that was the right decision. Is to cancel on all his fans.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah. Hey, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Prince of Darkness]

Don't be blaming this on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Satan.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Satan? Satan? Everybody, Satan's in the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you a Justin Bieber fan?

[Prince of Darkness]

Hi, everybody. Prince of Darkness here. I like the guy. He's a pretty good singer. I'll tell you what. Comes out of a situation like this, there's always a silver lining. Okay. Yeah, a lot of dads. A lot of dads in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. Right, are getting their refunds back at 170 bucks a pop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Prince of Darkness]

That's gonna make some weekend for somebody right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money back. Yeah.

[Prince of Darkness]

And the little girls can wait for Rihanna or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Whoever's coming next.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I just didn't know if you had anything to do with Bieber's career because, I mean, you know, he's not any more talented than guys. Most kids in high school bands.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah. You know, I was talking to Gabriel last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, who were you?

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah, he's Angel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y' all are buddies. I know Gabriel.

[Prince of Darkness]

I've been accused of that a lot of times.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're buddies with Gabriel?

[Prince of Darkness]

No. Well, yeah. Yeah, Gabriel, but I had nothing to do with the Bieber thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Prince of Darkness]

In fact, I haven't done anything like this since Debbie Gibson in the 80s.

[Michael Turley]

Remember that one?

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah. That didn't exactly pan out, did it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. I thought you were buying Tiffany, too, but go ahead.

[Prince of Darkness]

I've never seen a young lady get so ugly so fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah. Debbie Gibson in 96. Good God. Pardon the pun. Ugly. Ugly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it, get it. Thank you, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Prince of Darkness, for. For joining us.

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay. Got some sinners to poke. I'll see you later.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you, buddy.

[Prince of Darkness]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Right here on our show, 12 Porsche.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cayenne with a Huns key on it. Is it an S model?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anything wrong with it? Those things are very expensive to work on.

[Caller]

No, there's a. I've had it a little over a year. I really enjoy it, but I'm looking to give me more of a sportier model. The. Like the RS model or GTS. No, where I sit on this with 100,000, I know I've hit that. That hundred thousand mile roof. So I wanted to call him before it got worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it's too late. Take the truth. Once those things get over 70, they don't they? They depreciate. The. The depreciation accelerates.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bid these kind of cars low, these highline cars with a hundred thousand miles because they'll never pass post sale inspection. They're never going. They're going to get arbitrated at the auction. None of the dealers want to buy them because of the maintenance issues. And the banks won't lend on him because of the maintenance issues. I mean, it's nothing for him to go to the Porsche store and get a 3, 800 bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. So I think it's.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just actually had a service done on it. It was two grand, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Most people can't stomach that. And the ones that can don't buy 100,000 miles. No. I don't know, man. Eight, 17, 18 grand is what I'm thinking.

[Caller]

Okay. I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not offended by it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. I'm not either. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Hey, Rusty. This Camaro is the LS. So it's cloth.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.go to givemetheven.com currently driving.

[Caller]

So I can just barely hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Give me the VI and load the VIN and push a couple pictures and I'll email you an offer letter immediately. That goes for everybody listening. Yep. It all matters matter if it's got.

[Caller]

Racing stripes on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It helps. It helps. That means that we won't have to pay for them.

[Caller]

It helps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it matter if it has racing stripes? I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, deep thoughts from John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So speaking of racing stripes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our favorite Puerto Rican, Norman, he has a. He has a. Was it Aston Martin?

[J.D. Ryan]

You would tell him who Norman is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story. Okay. About this Aston Martin he's driving.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story. So he gets it. And he. I said, man, you can drive this thing. Do whatever you want to with it. So I get a bill from our stripe guy for 300 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

For striping the Aston Martin. Oh, he did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not stripe the Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. He did. Oh, no. And then I called him. I said, I'm not listening. Listen, dude, when I gave you this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Car to drive real free, pinstripe down.

[John Clay Wolf]

The side, no big nasty Mexican stripe down the middle.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he did. A black one with silver on the. On the side. So you got a burgundy Aston Martin vantage and a big old gnarly black 12 inch, 16 inch. Wide stripe down the. Like a SS, single, like a Cyclops racing stripe down the middle. And then silver looks so Mexican. He's Puerto Rican.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't think he's Puerto Rican anymore.

[Bobbo]

What about the interior?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what he is now.

[Michael Turley]

My heart, I'm Texas.

[Bobbo]

So, you know, is the interior got dingle balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it's not my car if I drove it for a few months, but it really hurts my heart that he did that to an estimate. What does it look like a. A bad Corvette?

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like s what it looks like a ragged out salvage title Mustang gt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Told him he could do whatever he wanted to it. It's your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. So I send the bill back to the stripe guy and said, that's your dude. I'm not paying for that. I'm not paying for that. And then I get the other stripe. I get another bill in from the same stripe guy and they're all. So I kick that one back and then I get another bill from the same stripe guy. And all the bills are like enough to add up to 300 more than what the normal price is. So whatever the normal price is that we pay him, he just bumped them all up to cover the 300. Deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, guys?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, I can't do math half right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when he called me and I told him this. The stripe guys. Well, well, well.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it was late when I went out there to stripe that Aston Martin. It was after hours. I had to charge it. Upcharge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, upcharge.

[Bobbo]

Wait until you see what I've done with the Aussie Martin. This great. This is nice. I drive up to Harry Hines exactly like, hey, baby, get him. I love my chin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful convertible Aston Martin.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he took some Corvettes. He took some cars and striped them and they did good. They looked right. Like a challenger SS Camaro. But then he got into some expensive cars and started jacking with us. And you don't like a bright red Viper. $50,000 $1. You don't stripe that. Or a $90,000 M5. You don't stripe that. Or $110,000 Porsche. You don't stripe that. And that's. I was like, yo, hey.

[Bobbo]

Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

That stopped the strip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything over $20,000 before you stripe it, you ask me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the rule. I said I'm not paying for any more stripe packages until I see what you're getting ready to do.08 vet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

100,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a.08 vet with 4,000 miles. Different deal, different girl. She didn't. One went to private school. One is in the pregnant pregnancy teen school. It's different deal. It's a different commodity, a different customer, different mindset.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. But then, but then he just took the pregnant teen school gal and married her to Ross Perot's son when he took that stripe package and slammed it into that van of Jason Martin. Oh. Oh, well, all right.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. Power stroke. Big miles. Miles are so high. I need it on the website. Go to give me the vent.com with a 360, 000 mile power stroke. Okay. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Goodness is, I don't want to drive it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the good news is we can just take the stripes off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Al09 Silverado HD is gas, four wheel drive. How many miles? 110. Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, it's cloth. And two things I'm praying for Justin Beaver and I am Mexican, but I did not stripe this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably $10,000. If you'll send me the go go to givemetheven.com. let's look at some pictures in the VIN number and all that stuff and we'll email you an official offer letter and get it picked up. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

And we'll be back with more John Clay Wolf after this. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

[J]

Gimmethevin.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a lot of calls and text about Norman's Puerto Rican love buggy, the over striped Aston Martin Vantage. If you'd like to see pictures of the actual car to know that this is actually real and did happen, go to a John Clay wolf show on Facebook. I just posted it. Oh, I got to bid some cars real quick. Okay. 07 Chevy with a buck 80. Larry, good morning. Is it leather?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

5, 5 grand. Curtis. 16F 150 King Ranch Leather Roof Nav 6 Four Wheel Drive Gas EcoBoost 28,000 miles. Is it 30, 30, 35. 36 grand. Is that right? Curtis?

[Caller]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

I was hoping a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it, quick?

[Caller]

Well, I. They, they said 44 at the dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a F150 or F250?

[Caller]

F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that. 14 Silverad crew max 51 leather roof nav. Bill, I don't have time to build bid this one on the air. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 05 Rover HSC with 163 North Richland Hills. Seth, any mechanical problems?

[Caller]

Not lately. They had some with the wiring on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three grand. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. It's a. It's a Rover with 160. I bought you one with 180 for eight. 1800.

[J.D. Ryan]

1800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, at an auction. At an auction. 800, 800. 7234. Just go to giveme the vi.com if we don't beat your car max off a week pay 100 bucks. Truer is as true as the sunshine comes up in the morning every day.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

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[Bobbo]

Sell off your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, this song really makes me think of summer. Obviously, because it's summer night, but that makes Charlie, how many times have you been in a swimming pool Or a lake or river. Any body of water this summer?

[Michael Turley]

Well, a lot. So I have a swimming pool now, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you're out. Baba, what about you?

[Bobbo]

I don't believe I have. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I might have been in twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three times. Nothing. I'm not enjoying my summer.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not? Well, you're working your ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you gotta slow down. Stop. Smell the flower. Smell the flower.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jump in the lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jump in the lake? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to do something different. Yeah. How many times have you been in the water?

[J.D. Ryan]

As of well, two. Twice yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you get in?

[J.D. Ryan]

At my pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The best guy up pools.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I have an apartment. Expensive. He has a house.

[John Clay Wolf]

04F. 250 XLT diesel. Two wheel drive. Russ?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six liter, right? Yes, it's got good miles. But it's cloth and it's a 6 liter. But everything else is cool. I don't know, man. 10 grand.

[Caller]

Can'T do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's two wheel drive in cloth. I mean if it's a four wheel drive in leather, it'd be like 17. It's a whole. Whole different animal, whole different market, whole different everything. What? What, what? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

It's actually my dad's, so a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not a number. What's in. How much does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I think probably 16 or 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thing you and your dad call me back in about six months. 800-800-723-48800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Prince of Darkness]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is the Puerto Rican with the Aston Mar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Norman. Uncle Norman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uncle Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's calling in to defend himself. Did you hear us talking about you earlier?

[Caller]

Absolutely. You guys cannot make a difference between a Mexican stripe and a sport stripe. You never own a Aston Martin before, guys.

[Bobbo]

Or something.

[Caller]

Or you still hang up in Chevy some forks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now remember Norm, if you get going, because I know you will if you get on a roll here in a moment, you cannot cuss. If you say if you cuss, then we have to dump it. And you talk so broken and so fast that everybody will lose everything you say yes. So. Okay, but, but, but I do. I do like it when you get hot headed pepper belly crazy on us like a mad Mexican girlfriend.

[Caller]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fun.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Caller]

Listen, you. What I'm trying to say is you guys cannot pass any judgment. See, I. You know why? I am in Texas? No, because I went to Buc EE's. When I went to Buc EE's, it was a mustard truck park. Bucky's in the handicap section, okay, this. This. This Texan comes out with crutches, a big heart, and a pill and a big bell buckle, okay? His crotch is going to his car, and he jumps in a monster truck that he's parking the handicap cap space. I say to myself, only. Only in Texas, you know, Only in Texas, you got to clip on the man with a. With a. With a cross. That is an S250 lift up 30 inches in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Norman might be taking a subliminal shot at me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's. He's saying redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like this is pent up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Frustration a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he might be talking about me. He's taking this opportunity to roast me back. Nice, Norman. I like it.

[Bobbo]

I like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well done, too. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you want to see Norman stripe job on the Aston Martin, go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and you be the judge. Let us know if you're on Norman's side as. Hey, this looks good. Or our side is. Oh, my God, he ruined it. What have you done?

[J.D. Ryan]

Break some tissue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman, how many cars we gonna have at the auction this week? All right, you got your hands full, man.

[Caller]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. 800, 800 radio. See, he was making fun of me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely. I think. I think I don't drive monster trucks, but I have.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the F250 with a 10 inch leaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bucky's. Bucky's getting beer. Already drunk. The handicap cripple man as he goes in to get 12 more because he's not drunk enough. But maybe that handicaps cap placard lets him drive. Help him drive after he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was slick.

[Bobbo]

I got to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was slick serious. Put David on hold. David, a 12 CTSV. If anyone has CTSV. Wagons. Wagons. I love those things. Please call me on them. David, 12 CTSV with 30. What's the status on this one?

[Caller]

Just looking to get rid of it. I just had it for a while. Different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a. Is there a payoff on this title?

[Caller]

Yeah, I owe 19 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you've got equity, obviously. 12. What color?

[Caller]

Black. Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking up. I'm looking up a value real quick. But just to be sure I'm right. What's it take to buy it? Do you already know?

[Caller]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look, let me look, let me look. It's a coupe. Does it have recaro seats?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a Sunroof? Yeah, that's fine. 32. I'll buy it if it's local. Where is it If I've got to pay for shipping? You got to pay the shipping.

[Caller]

I'm in Texas City now, my gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then, then it's gonna be like 32 minus the shipping. So we about 400 less than that. Does that work?

[Caller]

That'll work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll get it picked up. Go to get. Give me the vin.com and load it up and tell them what we agreed to and they'll get it done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobbo Jeff Rush is coming in the next segment. Oh, I know you love him. J.D.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look good today.

[J.D. Ryan]

You look marvelous.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys out there in listener land, thank you so much for joining us. We'll be back. Uno momento, porto.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast at John Clayton. John Claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe has been.

[J]

Buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmetheven.com, because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right there. Okay, let's try. Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights. They like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too. Mexican Americans are named Chattan, Chilla and Gemma and have a son in law named Jeff. Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning, but they have to so they do it real slow. Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take Spanish and get a beat. Mexican Americans love their nanas and their nunos and their ninas and their ninos. Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown. Cause don't make my brown eyes Blue. So this is to Norman. Okay. I'm giving him some business feedback. I'm gonna impress Norman, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm fixing to impress Norman. I don't think he knows that I'm friends with Cheech and John.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this song is actually a big part of my. I loved this song. When I was a kid, I got into weird comedy at a young age, I was exposed to heavy, harsh comedy. I have a brother that's seven years older. Okay. And I would take his records back when comedy was in records, and I play them in my room. I'm on a Disney player. Yeah, I remember those when I was about 4 and listen to that Robin Williams album and the Cheech and Chong album and the Richard Pryor. That is crazy. And George Carlin and. I mean, so I heard a lot at a young age anyway. But Cheech and Chong came in the studio one day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I rewrote a version of Mexican Americans, current day, for them to sing. Oh, Charlie, do you have that? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

This is. So it starts off with you singing the version. They actually join in at some point here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican American. But they're playing the guitar.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Cheech and Chong or. No, Chong playing the guitar. And he. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Were you here, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, that was a good day.

[Bobbo]

I really wanted to be here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you ever see a picture of our studio and there's a deal in the back of Cheech and Chong is framed, and they're all signed up. It's from the day they were here. Okay. This is our version of Mexican Americans. Mexican Americans are named Jordan and Brandon, Brandon and Alex and have brothers in laws named Tyrone. Mexican Americans are playing golf now and into NASCAR and other white guy stuff, but still fight chickens in Oklahoma.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Mexican Americans like Fanny from Caritas. And they also like.

[J.D. Ryan]

And also they cook the best Chinese food.

[Bobbo]

Mexican American sitting the radio stations and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking at stuff that other guys wrote and sitting there thinking, boy, this is really crap. Mexican Americans like to go to the radio station and do this stuff and then take a nap, too. Cool. That was awesome. Turley offered them some pot when they got here, and they declined that, but asked if they could have any Starbucks.

[Prince of Darkness]

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So Connie ran over to get Starbucks for them.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've outgrown their.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've outgrown their week. Larry at 07 Silverado with 180. I. I told you earlier, five grand is what I was thinking. Is that okay?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Five thousand.

[Caller]

Five thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five thousand.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it? Yeah. It's a 200,000 mile, two wheel drive truck. What's it cost? I mean, what. What's it supposed to be worth? I gotta go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Seth, on this jungle Range rover. I'm thinking 3000, but go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it. Okay.

[Caller]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

These old junk cars, I mean, they're so. Junk cars. Junk cars are just junk. That's what they are. Audi with diminished value. Question. I'll answer that off here during the break. We'll be right back. This day. Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who want my heart. There's a miscommunication. Yeah, you were telling me to go.

[Michael Turley]

No, not break, like move.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah. Move on past what, this right here break? Yeah, yeah. We've been doing this a long time. What were you trying to give me to move on past?

[Michael Turley]

Just to move on, like to get to the next caller that move on.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, I've never seen you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Charlie, here's. Here's Warren on line two. Why don't you take him and here, Charlie, Warren's got a 12 RAM, half ton, three quarter gas, four wheel drive with 67 leather roof, nav crew cab. Charlie knows what he's doing. He really does. I'm not even putting him in a bad place because the man Turley has gone from random radio man to car man to car guy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, he knows Charlie. How many.

[Michael Turley]

I forgot my hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many cry. He forgot how to do the radio. How many. How many cars a week do you bid?

[Michael Turley]

I couldn't guess. At least a hundred. Maybe more. I mean it's. I know for sure. 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get a thousand customers a week.

[Michael Turley]

So. Out of those a day. Probably because we've got two other guys too. 30 a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Some days they're. When they're not there, it's up to 100 a day, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you started as a radio guy, then you found out there was money to be had. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no money in radio.

[Bobbo]

No money in radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no money in radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not anymore. It used to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Warren. A 12 ram, three quarter ton gas, four wheel drive, 67, 000 mile leather roof, nav. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black and gold. It's the Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, good. Does it's got a sunroof, huh? 67,000 mile, Longhorn 12. It's got to be worth. It's Got to be worth 20,000, doesn't it?

[Caller]

20 what?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000.

[Caller]

20,000. I was hoping a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it gas or diesel?

[Caller]

It's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My system will actually auto bid this thing immediately. Like it'll throw numbers at you right now. And then we'll call back back and verify it so you can get. Okay. Because you may be right. I may be. I'm not used to buying this trucking gas, to tell you the truth. There's not many of them out there. They're all diesel. They're all diesels.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What do you got, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let'S see here. Well, we have, we could do one of our favorite stories. We could do one of our headlines for you. This is a good one. You're gonna, you're gonna really wonder if I had this right or not. Kid Rock lives in a double wide trailer despite having an estimated net worth of $80 million. Is that a true story or is that Kid Rock actually lives in a double wide trailer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does he own one or live in one?

[J.D. Ryan]

He lives in it and he owns it.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to sound like a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guilty, but his first, his main home is a double wide trailer.

[Bobbo]

They have got some really nice double wide trailers out there in the world, boys. I'm just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying. He's right. I'm gonna say, yes, that is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

He sold his multi million dollar home. He lives in a double wide trailer. In fact, it's featured in his latest video.

[Michael Turley]

Now, isn't he running for senate or.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something like that called podcast Dunk Is his. Is his. That I didn't hear.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's some rumor that's going on.

[Bobbo]

I was going to say, man, when he scaled back like that, did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

To run for that spells electable. Rush. Rush is over there beeping in screaming as he wants to talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

To talk about this, no doubt. Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John. Yes, I was waiting for my theme music. Oh, I see in the contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S.

[Michael Turley]

He'S, he's trying to get back on the track here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been on loot. He's. Rush actually Rushing here. You and me talking. Turley, I need you to leave. And J.D. i need you to leave. Okay, bye. Rush. It's just me and you.

[Bobbo]

Geez, he looks all poured out. But yeah, I hope he's not taking those seeking oils I gave him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think he's getting a little looted out, and I don't know what. I mean. Lewds aren't real anymore. But how do I get Turley back off. Off the. Off the pills?

[Bobbo]

Good question. I. I thought he was a little stressed out when we were getting the ISDN ready this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I, you know, I said, listen, that. That. That package I sent. Hint, hint, that. That cd, that compact disc that I sent you, there's some sequinols in there. I want you to take four of those. I didn't mean before the show. So now your producer's all. He's. You better get him some coffee. It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will coffee help him?

[Bobbo]

Speaking of high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I have really, really high hopes for the Donald J. Trump administration this week. We finally got rid of that leaker, Reince Priebus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's been driving the Republican Party into the dirt for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, on JD And Twirl. Y' all can come back in now.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, here we are. Because I wanted to ask you about the transgender thing, if you had any comments about the transient.

[Bobbo]

Are you having a procedure?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Trump says they can no longer. They can no longer play in the military.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's. That's just a play.

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

You ever played the game of Monopoly?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, sure.

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Free parking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What's the rule?

[J.D. Ryan]

Help me. What is the rule?

[Bobbo]

There is no rule. There's no rule. Many people. The Banker will put 500 in free parking in the middle of the board. And all taxes, you know, that are paid there.

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Luxury tax.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Income tax tax goes in the middle. When someone lands on free parking. They get the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

They get the money.

[Bobbo]

Well, transgenders in the military.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Is the exact same kind of thing. How would you know? I mean, if they're real transgender.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they.

[Bobbo]

How would you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're gonna tell you.

[Bobbo]

No, but one of our top generals stood at the podium. No. This week and said, how would you know? And I. I'll be honest. I can't answer that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

You know, there's got to be some sort of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they want to come out. They want to get the surgery, and they. He's saying that's. That would get away fighting.

[Bobbo]

The surgery's never been covered to my knowledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Then again. Then again, how would you know? How would you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wes, what's your feeling on the new secretary of communication?

[Bobbo]

Scaramucci Mooch. I like him a lot. I like him a lot. I had a little espresso when I visited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Visit his home.

[Bobbo]

In Connecticut. Very nice to see him. In fact, I've got a new way of preparing my Saturday morning concoction. You know, I was like a bacon and eggs right now I add, listen closely. A half teaspoon each of basil, basil, rosemary.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And a couple of Percocets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Grind it all up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think. Yeah, no.

[Bobbo]

And you can actually, you can actually pop one Percocet just to get ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a bloody Mary, kind of warm up.

[Bobbo]

No, it really brings out, you know, the Italians, they're cooking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is the best bacon and eggs I've ever had. I've actually had four plates of this, I bet you, since seven this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

That's a total of 14 Percocets. Don't try this at home. We're professionals here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working at work, you're always, always, always a pleasure. Brian. Diminished value question.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car is it?

[Caller]

It's a 2013 Audi Allroad. And I was rear ended by an Xterra. And when I had it at the shop, they mentioned I could file a claim for diminished value. And I'd never heard of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can. And we have a. Built a website that, that we haven't even launched yet. I mean, it's active, but we haven't started marketing it yet. It's called reccheck.com. have a wreck, get a check.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what it is is we have a computer system that figures the diminished value just like we have a computer system that values these cars. It's the same algorithms, but it's set up for diminished value. And it's a real thing. I mean, these $70,000 cars that take a Carfax hit, they'll take a 20. Diminished value. Yeah. And the insurance doesn't want to pay it, so you have to prove it. So go to rec check all one word. Reccheck.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rec check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

So definitely worth the trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hell yes. Hell yes.

[Caller]

All right, man. I appreciate it. Hey, I sold you a Jeep Grand Cherokee about a year ago. It was the easiest thing I've ever done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, thanks, thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Have you seen all the pictures? Pictures of the people?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I love that. It's like the stickers are a little sign they're holding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a sign that the drivers have says, I heart. Give me theven.com some more. Picking up people's cars and paying them. They hold up a little sign, we take a little picture, we put it on a give me the VIN Facebook page. And there's a lot of them there.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are happy people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's neat to see our listeners and our customers. I never get to see you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never get to see them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we got to do it in person somewhere, man. We need to do one in. In Dallas and Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold up here in our ivory tower. Looks like Rush Limbaugh is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in Louisiana for sure. Oh yeah. Oklahoma City. I didn't say hi to you. Hey, Oklahoma City. Good morning. All right, all right, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have some news coming out of Oklahoma too here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? We got 24 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we have the nudist convention is headed to Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

It left New Orleans?

[Prince of Darkness]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it headed selected for the national. This is the American association for Nude recreation convention. The 86th annual will be in. Oh, is it the an Oak Lake Trail Natural park which is between Tulsa and Oklahoma City. So a nudist head to Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we're paying you a hundred dollars.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just trying to get back to our heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

For a metrosexual 80s soft rock band, these guys are pretty awesome.

[Bobbo]

Dude, Jefferson Starship was at the top of their game back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember which now. Is that Red Octopus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, this is later. This is when they changed Red Octopus. No, wasn't Red Octopus Jefferson. Well, Marty Bailey just Starship. There was Jefferson Airplane. Yeah, and then Jefferson Starship. And then Starship. You're right.

[Bobbo]

This is Jefferson Starship. Yes, this is right before Marty Balin quit the band and they became just Starship.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[Bobbo]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen's voice.

[Prince of Darkness]

Definitely.

[Bobbo]

Before Nuclear Furniture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before what?

[Bobbo]

Before Nuclear Furniture. That was their last album before Good Morning Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you bring us in and introduce us to all the new listeners.

[Bobbo]

Out there beaming live from Cowtown at all points Hillbilly, it's the JCW show with more BS and less cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. You just did it starring your old.

[Bobbo]

Uncle John live from the big chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey buddy, come sit on my lap.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 07180000 mile four wheel drive Cummins Cole average. Rough or Clean.

[Caller]

It's, I'd say a little above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 5, 9 or 6, 7 engine? In that year they made both.

[Caller]

It's got the, it's got the last, last of the five, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just off the top of my head, 15 grand. But I need to look at it. It's like between 12 and 15. It all depends.

[Caller]

Okay, that sounds good. Thanks. Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to, give me the VI N, give me the vin.com, load it up and we will email you an offer letter. And actually on this truck, it won't do it automatically because I cut off the automate, the automatic automated bidding at 115,000 miles. If the car is over 115,000 miles or it's over $50,000, the automation will not bid it. We do it manually. Okay, just because there's just so much variables. Yeah, right. But if, if it. But 90 of the rigs, it'll bid them automatically. I mean, you can go to givemetheven.com and get your bid right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, say, yeah. J.D. we need to get Casey Caseman here. 10 o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he at?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

You look marvelous, by the way. You look fresh. Unlike Justin Bieber who has canceled his concert, he will not be in Arlington tonight at the AT&T Stadium. He will not be singing any of his hits. Okay, so here's the top 10 reasons Justin Bieber has canceled his tour. Are we ready?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. He wants to actually do the surgery and become a black man. Somebody told him the tour bus was in the HOV lane and he needs to get tested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. One more time for that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody told him the tour bus was in the HOV lane and he needs to get tested.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, how about number eight? He needed. He needed to spend more one on one time with his monkey. 7. He got tired of fans and adoration from kids who clearly have no taste. He's taken a six month course in becoming Kevin Hart. He realized he had it all, except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy. He realized he finally was more famous than the Kardashians and just could quit trying. He's gonna set up his own church. Our first lady of screaming teenage children. God freaking told him personally to cut that crap out. His deal with the devil finally came up for renewal. There you go. The top 10 since Justin Bieber's calling it quits and will not be on tour the rest of the year, including Tonight in Arlington. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[Bobbo]

Romero Romo is we have some cowboy news too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is in here and I need to bid a couple of cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick. I don't want to waste a bunch of time on it because it is more BS and less cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our motto, Rick. An 01F150 with 250,000 thousand miles is worth a thousand dollars.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And I mean, if you got the balls to call in with that, I got the balls to tell you what it's worth. All right. You know, if y' all want your feelings hurt, I'll damn sure hurt them. Some people call me the car Nazi. Okay. Hey, here's one a 12 tundra with a buck 10 on it. And it's cloth. It's a double cab. So is it the big back door, Lee?

[Caller]

No, it's a smaller back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the ugly steel wheels or the pretty alloy wheels?

[Caller]

It has the ugly steel wheels, but it has 33 inch firestone mud. Mud grips on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted? Is it lifted to fit them?

[Prince of Darkness]

Better be.

[Caller]

No, it's not lifted, but the factory height is perfect for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it an SR5?

[Caller]

No, it's just the standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a chrome grill or black grill on the front?

[Caller]

It's a chrome grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's not the base work truck, is it? Is it? Is it, Is it? Is it $11,000?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's baton Rouge this morning? What's the weather down there?

[Caller]

Raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. How much is it? A 12 with 110, four wheel drive, small back door.

[Caller]

Well, I believe a 017 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. I may be a little light, but I'm not that light. I may be a thousand or two light just off the top of my head. And if that'll work, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Do it anyway and see what my computer says. What are we doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

What were we doing? Cowboy news this week.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you you doing.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry. You have taken me so long to get into the art studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what took me so long?

[Bobbo]

I have a bathroom break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you were in the restroom. Okay, I got you.

[Bobbo]

Are you excited for the training camp?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Training camp's coming up. A horse.

[Bobbo]

It is exciting to all of our extended football familia over los vaqueros de la Dallas. The Dallas Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Boot what I think this year my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Son, your son, Antonio Jr. Tony Romo.

[Bobbo]

Though he Maintained bleakly that he is now preparing to be the new field sims at the Columbia broadcast sports teams.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a bit of a reach, but okay.

[Bobbo]

Perhaps he wishes that he could be spending it with his time with his teammates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure.

[Bobbo]

He's gonna miss training camp as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gonna miss training camp. The first time in years and years and years.

[Bobbo]

He perhaps. And keep this to yourself, just to mute me. May have suffered from a bit of the football withdrawal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you know, that makes sense.

[Bobbo]

I think his retirement is a cause for what sports professionals call the run and shoots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Run and shoots.

[Bobbo]

Have you hear this?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I have not. Tell me how that works.

[Bobbo]

They call it this because in the game of football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

There are various offensive formations, various formats. The I formation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Formation.

[Bobbo]

Or the choke gun.

[J.D. Ryan]

The shotgun.

[Bobbo]

Or the wishbone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wishbone.

[Bobbo]

And the run and shoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

The run and shoot.

[Bobbo]

This is the formation that they named the strange a syndrome. 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Take a horror instance. The greater John Nemeth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Joe Namath. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They say for years. For years after his retirement day, Right. He would suddenly throw random objects at very inopportune time, very inopportune moments. I hear that he once threw a million dollar Andy Warhol sketch of Marlon Brando.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Through the window of the Carnegie Deli in New York City.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[Bobbo]

53 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

All the way down Washington Avenue.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the way down Washington.

[Bobbo]

A heavy weekend traffic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weekend traffic. It's very busy.

[Bobbo]

And just last year, Peyton Manning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

He throw his younger brother Eli.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Into the Mississippi River.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not.

[Bobbo]

A full 14 yards. As if he were casting a rod and a Rio. And he sing a little song. Why he do this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why sing a song?

[Bobbo]

See, my brother Eli flies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I see my brother Eli fly.

[Bobbo]

It can be serious disorder for retired quarterbacks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I never heard.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, Antonio, what are your signs of having the run and shoot? When he was at a Target store.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Near his home in Ary. Right. He was looking for a little bicycle for his son, Reavers. And could find no employee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

To take off of the rack for him. And without a warning.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

He take a giant six dollar tub of a cheese balls and throw it 68 yards in a high tight spiral all of the way into the latest apparel department where it knocked a poor employee down. Luckily, she was a big fan and was happy to have him sign the cheeseball container for her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And I think to myself, could this be the dreaded a run and shoot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So on the next day, we take the family to the Ponchos, a Mexican buffet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

And we are almost finished. You gotta punch it and have the fly for the soap appeals. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flag comes up for like 15 minutes.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And Antonio, I guess he grow in patient. He stand up into his stance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And go into a snap count.

[Caller]

Oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a warning.

[Bobbo]

He says, so papia. So papia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hike Red flag.

[Bobbo]

And begin to throw the dinner plates from our table. All the other sopapia flags around the dining room, these are metal. And he is stealing his hearty number nine quarterback. You know, he's throwing them hither and yon at speeds of up to 88 yards per hour.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

And I don't have to tell you, it was a met him that was at the Ponchos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy.

[Bobbo]

In a short five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He have made $4,000 of damage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

And we never got home. Delicious. So his doctor have him on the ibogaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

The what?

[Bobbo]

This. This eliminate the symptoms of the running shoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Keep him asleep, like 22 hours every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But he not throw things very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think this is happening.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

And he will procure this first. The first game of the season when he start. But don't you just love the training camp?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Training camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

So nothing's changed.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Bobbo]

Except for the apple gang. He's very strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD has some Cowboys news. Speaking of Tony Romo's dad, be careful.

[J.D. Ryan]

With your children anymore. Do we care about Lucky Whitehead anymore? Boy, what a mess. Some of the Cowboys, they cut him and then they find out he didn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, you. You covered the media, Used to travel on the Cowboys planes with a ticket and all that stuff.

[Bobbo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your take on this?

[Michael Turley]

Well, the Cowboys were gonna cut him anyway at some point, and so he's. He's been in the media with these weird stories. Somebody stole his dog. Well, it turned out to be some local rappers. There's this theory that maybe he knew these guys and they're trying to do promotions.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's kind of in a problem anyway. And not really a performer, because if you're a performer in a problem, it's okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he hasn't been bad. But they brought in, they drafted a guy that does the exact same thing that he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catches the ball and runs real fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And kick return, too, and punt return. So the feeling is that he was gonna take his place anyway. Well, what do you do with the first day of camp? You want to make an example, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. If you do this. Here's what's gonna happen.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And especially if we're about. We're getting ready anyway.

[Michael Turley]

And then there happened to be the story out that he was caught shoplifting or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like, all right, let's go. Boom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good timing.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect timing. Let's cut him right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. We'll make an example of this guy.

[Michael Turley]

Then, you know, it turns out that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't do it.

[Michael Turley]

But the cowboy's like, nah, you know what? Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is bad about dropping the ball? He's fast as hell. But yeah, he wasn't. He's not. He's okay. He was just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's.

[Michael Turley]

You can find him anywhere. And his contract is going to start to get more expensive because he's getting close to the NFL pension time.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going to make an example of you unless you play well.

[Bobbo]

Right. Was Jerry on Monday was like, these boys go out and wear that star. We expect a high, high bar behavior in the public way from the guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Name is Zeke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, he was. He was acquitted. Zekasms.

[Michael Turley]

There's no arrest or anything like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's video of him exposing some chick on a bounty.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he beat the hell out of a guy about a week ago.

[Bobbo]

Well, did he got a case of mistaken. I've seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry.

[Caller]

Jerry.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

I think that story went away too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Surprisingly, they all just kind of go away. Jerry, what do you think about your players in their off the field behavior as a whole?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'll tell you what. The situation between Zeke and. And Lucky is a totally different thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Lucky whitehead come to the organization. Whitehead and we give him all the chance he had. But if you go on a shoplift, even if it's somebody else with your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Credit card, he didn't do it.

[Prince of Darkness]

We frown.

[Bobbo]

We frown on that, as does Mr. Goodell and the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does not represent the star the way the star was designed to be represented.

[Bobbo]

That's right. You know, you're looking at blue on white.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And that's us. So you got to do better than that. And Zekiel Elliott, that may have actually been a true bona fide case.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bless. Good morning. 04 Chevy. 3 quarter ton diesel leather with a buck 80 on it, man, these things can be worth 5 grand or they can be worth 8 grand.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they've got big miles like this. This. I don't know what you've got until I see some pictures of it. Can you go to givemetheven.com and send us some snaps? I can do that. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800-TRIO Chris, where you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City. Hey, speaking of Oklahoma, there was a guy a minute ago with a 70,000 mile 074 wheel drive dually and I want that truck. So if you're still listening to givemetheven.com and load it up, up. I love that truck. You know, 70,000 miles on an older diesel is fine. All these Damn diesels have 180, 220.

[Bobbo]

Just broke in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're just broke in. They broke down is what they are. Okay, 15 Ford F150. Which model is it? Which trim level?

[Caller]

The XL. The XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's XLT. It's a six or eight cylinder. Six, six. And is it the Eco Boost six or a regular six?

[Caller]

Just a regular six.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this again is why we need the VIN number, because I don't know exactly how this is going to decode. It's XLT 2.7. I don't know and I'm out of time. Go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up. My computer will throw you a number immediately and then we'll cover back up with the automated. I mean, with a manual offer. 800-800-7234. I could figure it out. I just don't want to take the time. It takes too long. It's not good radio, Bob. And what did we say? More bs, less cars. We want the cars, but I need to be able to do them quick. Okay, we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

Claywolf.Com remember, @gimmetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He doesn't harbor hate or resentment for illegal immigrants. And if the bastards would learn English, he'd tell them he doesn't need to hire a babysitter. He already employs an executive assistant. The One time he got the clap. Caused a true existential crisis because despite the medical inconvenience, he still considered considers it the best $40 he's ever spent. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna bid a couple of cars real quick. Guys that get these bids, please go back to givemetheven.com and load them up for exactly accurate bids because I'm gonna hit these fast because I only have one minute. Danny. A 14 Laramie 39,000 mile crew cab. Leather navigation, four wheel drive gas. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right around 25 grand. Adam. An 09 Silverado crew cab ls half ton, four door, 133 on the miles. Average rough or clean. It's average right around $8,000. Brian. An 08 GMC Duramax SLT with leather diesel. 23000 miles. Wow. I like this rig as 25 grand by this truck.

[Caller]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

25 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean it's an 08. It's 10 years old.

[Caller]

Oh wait. With 23000 miles and the interior is perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

42 damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Georgia 14F150XLT68,000 mile two wheel drive drive cloth XLT14 six or eight cylinder.

[Caller]

It's eight cylinder and it's at 68,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

68,000 miles. 14.

[Caller]

Not 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. 68. Let's call it 70. Then we'll really know what we're saying. 16, 17,000 bucks. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio or just go to givemetheven.com 800. 800. Radios are calling number. Calling one with anything.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com givemethevin.com is so easy.

[J]

Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.comfirst, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest, Sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Gimmetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He believes that health care for the poor should consist of a quarterly supply of free condoms, band aids, ibuprofen, and a bottle of whiskey per family. At the age of 50, he's still bullying that little dude from his graduating class because he says that's what Facebook is for. He's convinced that UFOs are real, and he's hoping some of the extraterrestrials turn out to be easy females looking to get it on. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty little, like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

These cars freak me out. Randy, an 11 mini Cooper with 42,000 miles. You there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, not Randy the chipmunk. Randy the Mini Cooper guy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do these cars not run? Every time I buy one and somebody hands me the keys, they break down on me.

[Bobbo]

I have no idea.

[Caller]

Mine. Mine's never had a problem at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No problems. Okay, which version do you have?

[Caller]

Just a regular Mini Cooper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two tone top or just the solid color? Is it black or white top?

[Caller]

It's a two tone blue with white top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not a convertible? It is a. It's not a Clubman. It's just a Cooper hardtop.

[Caller]

Cooper hard top. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticker. Automatic. Stick shifter. Automatic.

[Caller]

It's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Mechanical problems?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

55. 5,500. Yeah, I hear you, but these things, they just. Everybody's on to them, man. Everybody knows they won't stay running past.

[Michael Turley]

Lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like old Jaguars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They won't make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

This will be like the cool car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying about who? Oh, 800, 800 radio. If you want to call and get your car bid. If you really want to sell it, I'll buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're serious, call me. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. If you're just curious, go to the website. Give me the vin.com because I like doing the actual deals on the air. People that really want to sell. If you're close to it, like you've been to Carmax, you've been here and you did that, and you're ready. Let's negotiate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you gonna do? You want to talk about some Facebook posts this week. I was looking through all of our different face, and we're all so different. But I'm gonna pull out a couple. You can tell me who you think posted this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This on what? On what page?

[J.D. Ryan]

These were on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Michael Turley]

Facebook, Twitter. What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

On our personal page?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, on the personal page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are things that one of us. Well, one of four of us posted.

[John Clay Wolf]

This, and I get to guess them all.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get to guess who did this one. I'll be honest. If they could somehow take quadruple takeback right now, this moment, I'd say, okay, Bernie, you're president. Yeah, I could get behind that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a turly statement.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is not. That's Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it sounds something like Babo. Are you a liberal blackjack?

[Bobbo]

No take backs. I'm beginning to be again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about this one? I've been in a funk that only George Clinton could understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like me.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. And that was a while back. You dug deep for that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

I dug deep. How about this one? I dug back three years for this one. The police, Roxanne on the radio. And my son asks, daddy, did they just say Roxanne ran through a red light? Sure. Let's go with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be Turley. And who got. Who did this one? I just got out of county jail and I'm ready for an ice cold natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

That's the world's biggest son of a SOB at jcw. You follow him on Twitter, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your.

[Michael Turley]

What's your handle there, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine's just my name. John Clay Wolf at John Clay Wolf. And we have the Facebook page for the show John Clay Wolf Show. And we've had a lot of comments on Norman's stripe job.

[Michael Turley]

You want to tell everybody?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you go to the John Clay Wolf show page, you'll see what. You'll see what. Norman, our recon manager. Advantage.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's advantage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I forgot. And he decided to stripe it. And you've got to see these stripes. The feedback we've had so far is like 12 people hate it and one person likes it. And the one person that likes it has a Latin last name. And that's what Norman was trying to tell me because he's Puerto Rican. That's the Latin thing. I don't understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is the stripes are removable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Rated Randy the Chipmunk. What? What? What have you been doing?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, I've been waiting. You know, just hustling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hustling?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I tell you the truth, I'm a little pissed off at Justin Bieber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, that's a big gig, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he canceled the show in Arlington.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Foraging concerts for the summertime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you get into the concerts and you forage for stuff.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, my attorney said that. That you know he's going to sue the ass off Six Flags. No, cuz I fell off the shock wave. No, you didn't, because I was reaching for my Texas Rangers Championship 2010 hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They are going to reimburse me for the hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they are? Yeah. But you're going to sue $41,000. 40?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, you damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My hat, my prize.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I would have probably taken a couple of hundred pounds of peacock.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't know that though.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't say nothing about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the nut harvest this summer?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, there ain't no nut harvest in the summertime unless you go in the mall and, you know, knock off a nuts of plenty, which is hard. We can't hold guns or nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, there's no. There's a difference between robbery.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And burglary. Robbery is very hard for us to pull off unless we get the help of a dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the dogs can hold guns.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. A lot of dogs are good for robberies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They go and they go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, okay. Here's the nut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Please just don't dip this. Just take the nut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

They scared burglary.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, we was gonna try it at a bank, but we was afraid they would, you know, like mark the nut.

[Caller]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exploding nuts. Yeah, you can't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roel, an 07 Trailblazer SS with 130. Is it nice or is it kind of edgy or average?

[Caller]

No, it's nice, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about seven thousand. About seven thousand. Maybe eight. With 130 go to givetheven.com and load it up. We'll be right back. 880, 800-7234 is how to get a hold of us. And we've got plenty of show left.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the VIN.com. because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He doesn't mind the current climate of chaos and unease in government.

[Prince of Darkness]

Government.

[Bobbo]

In fact, it's the primary reason he voted for Donald Trump for president. He refuses to be photographed unless he's allowed to take his shirt off first. He doesn't always order wings, but when he does, he gets them at Hooters. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boy. Yeah, buddy, now you're messing with.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, I saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I break your concentration a little bit? That Audi R8 that was on hold. I wanted to buy that car. We bought a few of those lately. Those hundred Granders. We love 100 grand merchandise. FYI, it isn't just the cheap stuff. Rolls, Bentley's, Lambos, Ferraris buy them all the time. I buy most of those from the dealerships. When you guys trade them in is what happens. But if you want to sell them to me straight and not let them have the markup on them from.

[Bobbo]

From.

[John Clay Wolf]

They buy them from you for 90 grand. They sell them to me for 95. I'll give you the 95. So on the. On the. I'll do it on all the cars. But the more expensive, the bigger those spreads are. So keep them. Keep an eye on that Lewis 14 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's right under 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's an SRT, right?

[Caller]

Nine it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And those are all all wheel drives, aren't they? Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

All wheel drive. Launch mode. Brembo brake. Got the. The head screens built into the headrest from factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

38 grand. No, 37 grand. 37 grand with a clean well. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm Looking at some stats here. Yeah, 3738. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up? Let me look at it. Gotta have a clean car. FX that number. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They won't do it. Not with those miles. Won't do it. Won't do it. I'm not missing cars by five grand. Seven grand. I mean, I might be missing one by a thousand or two, but I'm not missing them by. Anyway, if you need to retail your car, may I suggest ebay or the local newspaper, run an ad? Yeah, well, I see them all over the Internet for 45 grand. Yeah, they're not selling because they're too damn high. And when you see one get listed on the money. It sells in 48 hours. Oh, I had a hell of a week, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. I heard about a little bit of it. This. This other story you hear about Allegiant airline. They stranded passengers, 200 passengers in Vegas for four days. Flight was on Monday. They said the next flight is going to be on Thursday. So you guys can just hang out and wait. Didn't offer them anything.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even hotel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a charter plane?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it was a regular commercial airline. But they don't fly a lot. They said our next. Doesn't sound like our next flight is on Thursday. That's when we'll fly you out of here. Oh, and you had a bad experience this week on another airline.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, American Airlines. Used to be the Cadillac of the industry. You paid a little bit more. You paid a little bit more for your ticket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was worth it. And I will still say it seems like they have the best equipment in the business.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they probably have the best flying record. Do they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Or south.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very close.

[John Clay Wolf]

They in Southwest. But the customer service has gone to hell in a handbasket.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm, you know, just the one on one with the cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that and broken iPad. Won't pay for it, bro. Luggage. My wife's lost luggage. Very expensive stroller. Stupid stroller that she bought. That was crazy. Name brand. I'm gonna. And they lost it. Won't pay her back for it. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they check something and they lose it, bugaboo.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just expensive as hell and in.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's rules. They have to pay for certain things they lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what they do is they just start sending you into eternal whirlpool of nothing. I told her the only way to get your money is go to corporate and in the DFW airport. Go to their office. I told my wife. Okay. And go knock on their door and don't leave until you get what you need. Because they won't handle it. No, they won't handle it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's send you down a bunch of rabbit holes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I miss my flight in West Palm beach on Sunday? Yeah. By maybe 30 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

The check in or the actual. The plane was gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had my boarding.

[Prince of Darkness]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were just like.

[John Clay Wolf]

They shut the door on the. I was in the building. I can't walk very fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got home hung up in security. Okay. I was there an hour early.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, I saw her shut the door. I'm like, hey, I'm here. I'm here. Nope, too late. And we go around and round around the plane sat there at the gate for 15 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not done once the door closes. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not done.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. Then they don't push immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't have to do that. What happened is they sold my seat to someone else. It had to be sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a boarding pass.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're not there within a certain time, they'll put. They'll give somebody else the spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'd already checked in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already have my seat assignment.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So she says, hey, there's another flight at a Fort Lauderdale. And I say, how am I supposed to get there? You figure it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

She said, you figured out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I argued with these ladies and I had to the point that the manager came up and I was raising all kinds of hell. And she gave me her business card, but it had her cell phone number on it. I'll get to that in a minute. Okay. And so I get on this train, this transit thing to Fort Lauderdale that was a disaster. I finally quit at these switches, got an Uber to Fort Lauderdale, missed that flight. So I wait until 9 for the next one, then it gets pushed till 10. I get on the 10 o', clock, come home to Dallas, Fort Worth. This is not their fault. This part of it. The weather in Dallas Fort Worth was bad. They diverted to Houston. Okay. That happens. I'm a pilot. I get it. We sit on the tarmac in Houston until 1:30 in the morning. And they finally called the flight. Where do I stay? You have to get a voucher. And there's Nobody there at 1:30 in the morning?

[Prince of Darkness]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I had to go do handle it all myself. And the next flight home was 7 o' clock the next day it was too late. I'm like, can you just give me a credit back? Just do it in American Airlines money, right? Nope. No. Well, you have to do this and this and this. I said no, I'm sick of that. You do it. Yeah, get them on the phone. You handle something. For once. For once. But during that night, I was. I didn't go to sleep until 4 o' clock in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dear Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I called that lady on her cell phone about every 30, 30 minutes. Oh, did you really? Hey, it's John again. I'm up. I just wanted to make sure you're up too. God, the lady in West Palm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to make sure you're up because I'm up. So that little argument that we had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody to chat with in West Palm.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? You know, it's no big deal. I just wanted you to know it's 2:00am and you're right, it's still not a big deal. I hope it's not a big deal to you either. Oh, that's great.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny. That's pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a disaster, man. It wouldn't not stop. I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It all happened over 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I bought it. I. I went into DM Leasing in Houston, who we do a lot of business with. Y and while I was down there the next day, I said, hey, can I buy a car for me? I'll drive home. He's like, you already have three sitting here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, cool. You already have cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was like, give me the nicest one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And because. Or give me the VIN customers if they want to lease a car, we match them up with dnm.

[Prince of Darkness]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then so those trade ins go dnm. We get them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, so that was okay. And I got home about 11 o' clock the next night.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a plug for him, but that's why I fly Southwest Airlines. That's what I'm going to be flying here coming up tonight. I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't get the assigned seat, but man, you don't get the hassle.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't give you that government bureaucratic crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they will go out of their way to make it. To make it right if they can. There's times that they.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD the plane was there for 15.

[J.D. Ryan]

Minutes, but they already giving your seat away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was waiting, waving at the pilot in the window, trying to get his attention. Come on, let me in, let me in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody else was in your chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it was?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Probably an employee. No flying something possible.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got a standby list and if you don't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there. I was there. I was checked in. So, I mean, it would be one thing if you didn't check in and have a boarding pass because they call.

[Michael Turley]

Your name if you're late.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was walking slow, trying to hurry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I, I yelled at a ticket agent at another deal. Please call gate number 14. Tell her John Wolf is on this way. He's here. She wouldn't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I even broke down and asked for the damn wheelchair to speed me up and they wouldn't do it.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was pulling that card at the gate. Oh hell yeah, of course. I wish I'd have had a video. I wish I'd have videoed it. Cuz the thing, it got pretty good.

[Michael Turley]

It would have gone viral.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would have heated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man.

[Michael Turley]

A handicapped person. Person was not allowed on American Airlines.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was slow to the gate by 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man, the freaking, the, the security. I mean, I have, I, I've.

[J.D. Ryan]

They called security on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been to some cheap massage parlors that hadn't done as good a job on me as those guys. They just need oriental women at the security deal and everybody be smiling. I mean, this guy all. So I go, they, they don't do it once, they do it twice. But I screwed up. Tr. I didn't tell you this. There was a little pocket knife in a car that I like that had a clip on it and I put it in my damn briefcase. Now that wasn't, that was a DFW on the way out and I had to go through the whole. I mean, anal probe. I mean it was unbelievable over that. Oh my God. I'm like, y' all can have it. I'm sorry. Take it. You know, but we. They had to shake me down twice. And he started reading me the riot act of what he's fixing to do and he's fixing to feel me up and where he's fixing to fill me up and all that good stuff. I mean, I can imagine if you're. If you're a, if you're a well endowed woman, they're gonna go through it all.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like it or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're. They're gonna bring the ladies in short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a full body cavity, sir. It was short of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barely. Barely. God, it's. That's what he said. Are you okay? I said, I just wish you were a little Bit better looking to the guy that was doing it. He didn't think it was funny. And then that like caused a problem and they had to bring somebody else over. Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

No sense of humor on top of everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, that wasn't American's fault. That's tsa. I don't know, I just. I think I'd rather walk. Tony, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm just bitching. How are you? Great.

[Caller]

Times about the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 mega cap, 2500 diesel. 106, 60,000 miles cloth average rough or clean.

[Caller]

Call it rough to be on the safe side.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's eight grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a two wheel drive. A four wheel drive be about 12, but that's big miles. So if you, if that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800-800-72-3,4. Matt. I do not know what a 91 Skyline GTR is. I do not know what it's worth. And this. James, I'll get you in a minute. We're fixing to jump to different network so we're gonna lose some of our cities. Oklahoma, the Buzz 92. Five, you can stream us off iHeartRadio. Go to the Eagle in Baton Rouge 98. Three and you can stream our number four. Or in Houston you can jump over to 97.5 ESPN Radio. They carry hour number four. Austin. Remember next week we're on the Zone 1300 the sports station and everybody else else. We appreciate you hanging. The podcast goes up about one o' clock and at John claywolf.com you can click the itunes button. Give me the VIN has an itunes button. You can link the podcast strips out the commercials and the songs and listen to the show in its entirety. See ya.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Cross Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good thing about moving stations in Austin is they're going to carry our number four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they are excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Randy. Johnny, Randy, Randy. Cash everybody. Are you gonna hit the chorus, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My wild is ours.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like cash?

[Bobbo]

Ton of cash.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I take them. Been wine with the be over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you been burn in too.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Burn ring fire and down, down, down.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been over there.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The fire burns higher.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the.

[Bobbo]

Fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We understand the ring of fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've all heard it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Thank you very much everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wade and Austin, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I could probably. How you going?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How are you?

[Bobbo]

Wayne fell down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wayne? Wayne didn't fall down. Wayne's still upright. I hear it. Wayne. Does your, does your. Does your Cummins really have 30. Does your Cummins really have 35,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Has 36,036 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look like it. Is it that nice or has it had a rough life?

[Caller]

It's. No, it's. It's in pristine condition. The only thing that's ever happened to it, pulling out from underneath the fifth wheel. Didn't put tailgate down. Tailgate got bent. Put a replacement tailgate on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new or was it your pop's car or why are the miles so low?

[Caller]

It was bought new. It was bought new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, did you. Did someone in your family buy it or did you buy it with low miles or did you. Have you had it since 04?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

No, it's 04.

[Bobbo]

Oh, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, I'd love to buy it. You know, I was a dodge dealer in 04. We were selling these things back then. And it's the best motor they've made, as you know. It's weird. It's weird how much they've held their value. I mean, how many years old is this thing now? 17. Yeah. Does 20,000 buy it?

[Caller]

That's. That's possible. Let me talk to the, the finance person in the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I assume you have a. You have a title after all these years. Say hey here.

[Caller]

Oh, yes. I. I actually entered it on your, your website too, and sent you pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Caller]

I sent you. Not only is it. Is it in pristine condition, it has a 6 inch professional skyjacker lift on it, has electric running boards, tires, have, you know, very few miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give more than 20,000. I didn't realize. I didn't realize it was lifted. That makes a difference.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And know this, my guys that buy cars, this is a special unique rig. Don't be surprised if they come back at 16 or 17 because they don't know what I know about this car because it doesn't make any sense that that number doesn't fit in any book that I'm throwing around at you.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was thinking. I was thinking of listing it for like 22 because I live out. I live in Austin, but I also have a ranch. And the ranchers would rather pay cash 22 for basically a brand new truck to pull a rig with than go pay 72,000 for the same truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truck. Well, why don't we do this will 22,000. Buy the truck.

[Caller]

Let me talk to my wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let me get my wife on three way and see if it's okay for me to give 22. Come on, you were just talking about.

[Caller]

A lot more money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were just talking about listing it for 22 on the dam and jacking with the people. I'm gonna. I will send a driver to your door with a check and it'll be over. And if you look at our reviews online, you read them all over the place. Google, Facebook, bbb, they also. I do exactly what I say I'm gonna do.

[Caller]

I. I believe you. I'm. I'll. I sent you all my contact information. I'm. I'm actually getting ready to go to my ranch, and I don't have. I mean, I couldn't do it today. It'd be Monday or Tuesday before I could do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't get the guys down there till then anyway, because we're in Dallas.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm gonna send a driver down there. We'll contact you online. But. But I. We have a. An agreement in principle at 22 is what I'm taking away from this conversation.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

Yeah, you'll. You. If you look at the pictures online that I sent you, you'll see that it's in. I mean, even. Even the bed doesn't have a scratch in it because it's had a rug bed in it, a rug thing, and it has a Tonneau cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called the right place. Quit selling me. You already got what you want. Okay, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What were you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm just kind of overselling it. Keep selling, Keep selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. It's nice. It happens. Beautiful. I. I sold a 350some. Some Nissan one day at the auction, and it was so nice. And it, you know. It did. Well, yeah, it did okay. I thought it would do a little bit better than it did, but when the guy was signing the ticket, I went over there and started talking to him, okay? And telling him about this and this, this and this and this. And Kent, my buddy Kent Montgomery walked over when I was done, and he grabbed me by the shirt and he said, the car's already sold. What. What good are you going to do by bringing up more variables, right? He's like, shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can only hurt it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy sit there, sign his paperwork, right? What. What. What are you adding? Are you. I mean, really all you're going to do is you say something stupid and screw the deal up. Shut up.

[Bobbo]

That Kent Montgomery's one sharp customer. Oh, hey, he knows exactly how to do it. He used to tell me that all the time. You know I'm a talker, right? And I can't help it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes you just can't shut up.

[Bobbo]

Have you seen the rims on this thing? And Kent goes. Hey, Wallace, shut your trap hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

The truck's already sold.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said the exact same thing by your ponytail. Did he?

[Bobbo]

It was during a live remote.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Brought to you by Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're old friends, Sonny. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello? Hello.

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we got a 14 Silverado LTZ with leather navigation, no sunroof. I do not understand why Chevrolet made so many of these without sunroofs. LTZ means all the goodies and. And half of them don't have sunroofs. Anyway, four wheel drive, 54,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's that burgundy maroon color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tan leather, gray leather, black leather, black leather.

[Caller]

60, 40C.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but it does have factory damp. Does it have the. The big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

It's the big back door. This is a full size.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In 50,000 miles.

[Caller]

Got the. They have 54,000. And it's got the bed liner factory. Not a blown in. It's a plastic dural liner.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a $27,000 truck.

[Caller]

That's probably going to be a little light for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it had a sunroof and it wasn't burgundy and black, if it was white, tan with a roof, I'd give 3,000 more. That's the. And that's not me. That's the market. I just work the market. What. What sells what done for how much? Much. I'm just. Next time you buy a truck like this, go with a different color combo. The black seats are hard to sell. It hurts it. Because we're in Texas, you just get so damn hot.

[Caller]

Yeah, but they're actually not bad. I've never liked the black interior. And this has the heated seats and still, I mean, it's hard. Loaded in every way.

[John Clay Wolf]

In sports cars, it's good. If it's white on black, it's good. But burgundy on black is. This is something I've been telling people, people for years. If it's got a color combo of a bruise, and it sounds sarcastic, but I'm being serious. If it's like that dark brown with black or if it's navy blue with black or maroon with black. It's got a bruise. It's a bruise and it brings about. Brings a little less. What's it take to buy this one? Do you know?

[Caller]

You know, I don't know. As I told you guys, I'm looking at selling this outright and possibly looking at buying a Dodge with the discount they've got going on right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Ironically, I used to work for DNM leasing and Auto Flex Leasing. I. I emailed you and you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything I'm talking about. Everything I'm talking about you. You know I'm telling the truth, right?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, I. I think you're probably spot on. You know, if it were around the 29 figure would be a lot closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we split the. Put me down for 27 to 28. I'll look at the pictures when I get off and we'll contact you.

[Caller]

All right. Do me this favor. I contacted you, you had talked about needing somebody that could pedal some metal. Yeah, I have done that a few times and I'm, I'm an expert at leasing. Like I said, I was with D M leasing, I was with Autoflex Leasing. And so I would be very interested in doing what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go to, go to givemetheven.com and click contact us. It goes straight to my email address and give me your stuff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eric at 09 Malibu with leather's worth about three grand. Four grand. 800800 radio. 06 diesel, four wheel drive with 109.

[Bobbo]

No answer for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff in Springdale, Arkansas. Chop Suey, how are you doing? So many almost football season. I know you guys are already tailgating today.

[Caller]

Well, I'm an Oklahoma fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a lot of friends there in Arkansas then?

[Caller]

Oh, I do. Baker Mayfield didn't have too many friends when he came to visit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a six liter. Does it have the six liter problems?

[Caller]

No, I haven't had. I had to do the. What they call them, the mug plugs. Had to replace those once, but that's all I've ever had to do to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This problem probably a $14,000 truck just off the top of my head.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givethevin.com load it up. We will come to Arkansas and pick the car up. Actually, we have a guy up there, Arkansas. The name of his business is Hog Motors. A U G. Scott. He receives them for hauling hogs. Yeah. Chop suey Baba. What's your problem?

[Bobbo]

What's my problem?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what's your problem? Why you look so weird?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, I'm feeling really weird about politics these days, and you probably don't even want to get me started. There we go. I've never seen. I've never seen a more strange occurrence in the first six months of an acting administration. Are we ready on the federal level?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nuclear?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Well, South Korea is ready for nuclear and we're tweeting about the Attorney General. We're just picking on this guy. It's like it's the third grade all over again.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Trump a bully. Come on, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

And I wasn't for it, but the Republicans could have got that skinny repeal done if Trump would have talked about that for a week and a half instead of picking on his own Attorney General. The Chief of staff resigned on Thursday. I like Scaramucci a lot, man. He's really cool. I was watching CNN when he called in live the other morning. I think it was Wednesday morning. Maybe Thursday morning. That was cool. Guy has a lot of charisma, you know, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a mob boss.

[Bobbo]

God Almighty. How weird can it get before this thing evens out again, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know our grandparents, when we were kids, do you remember all these conversations going on? We weren't listening.

[Bobbo]

Oh, dude, they would combust spontaneously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing. It's been going on for 100 years. We're just old enough to care now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, not like this, dude. Even Nixon wasn't weird like this. I've been watching it a long time. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You weren't watching Nixon. I watched the.

[Bobbo]

I was hearing about. You were watching as a toddler, I watch every day in a gas station, the banana split Club with my old one legged grandpa. And yes, I listen to him and his friends talk about Nixon and Watergate. And over the years, I put it together, all I want to say, and this on an up note.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

And I'll quit. Check out the big wavos on John McCain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Boy, what did he do?

[Bobbo]

He saved the day like Mighty Mouse.

[Prince of Darkness]

Dude, he.

[Bobbo]

He voted no on this skinny repeal bill. Yeah, which was going to take personally my health insurance away.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop. Get me started. Did I tell you all the deal about Maddox's appendix last week? Oh. So my kid, my kiddo goes to the hospital, gets his appendix removed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bill's $23,000. Oh, okay. That's fine. We have insurance. Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's a gouge, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And. And there's a. There's a deductible and this and that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you read through through the fine print of this insurance policy on hospital stays, the max is a thousand. So they're paying a thousand of it.

[Bobbo]

Their max payout is a thousand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. On hospital stay. So it's a front loaded insurance policy that looks good. Unless something goes bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless something goes wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Something real goes.

[Bobbo]

You need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a doctor visit prescription skin knee insurance policy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What kind of plan have you got? Are you on a bronze?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just called fraud. It's the fraud plan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that fraud?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's insurance fraud plan.

[Bobbo]

Are you sure?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We. I've run this by a lawyer and an insurance pro and they both just said. I've never seen anything like this. I cannot believe the Texas state board approved this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did you get it?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got it by just some random agent that we didn't know. Okay. And because of some. It's complicated.

[Bobbo]

Healthcare.gov. that's where the insurance company comes from.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put my family on a real plan because my healthcare.gov sucks because of my pre existing.

[Bobbo]

Your real plan sounds pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awful. It's the worst thing in the world. It should be illegal.

[Bobbo]

$800 a month whis them teeth out. A couple months ago they paid 50% of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They paid $1,000 of a $23,000 procedure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's checking in time. That's in a hospital.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if he had kids and it.

[Bobbo]

Doesn'T and you know it doesn't cost him $23,000 worth of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Otherwise known as. Otherwise known as not having any insurance. That's what I have. I don't have any insurance.

[Bobbo]

He's under 20 minutes and they're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a clone. It should be illegal when you paid for it though. What you got, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have some. I'm just looking at headlines this week. Fun headlines. And this one kind of caught my attention. Jail for music teacher 54 who blames male student 17 for tricking her into having sex like a used car salesman. I don't know. I just thought that was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen her?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not the. You know, most of these guys are pretty and shiny. This one.

[J.D. Ryan]

This one's 54. Yeah, you got to work to be hot at 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not even. No, she looks like what you would expect a 65 year old music teacher to look like.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the kid tricked like a used.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car salesman would have used car Salesman would have better taste. Yeah. Bad one.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe not.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about this headline? Many Minneapolis mayoral candidate wants to dis. Disarm the police. I almost. Is that real or fake? I don't. Unfortunately it's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real. Yeah, it's real.

[J.D. Ryan]

True story. He's like nope, cops should not have guns. They should keep them in their cars and go back to the car when they need them.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

That's exactly true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Tom. An 11M 37 with 140s. Like 45 to 5, I think with those miles. 5 grand. You there? He was there and then he got put on. I lost him. 12 Silverado 34 ton Duramax, four wheel drive. How many miles? 144. Wow. Leonard, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Lafayette, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any other offers anywhere?

[Caller]

No, I haven't looked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 20s. Is the money with these miles probably 23000 with 144 on it.

[Caller]

I got rain jam bumpers front and back. 16,000pound winch on the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And no def system so it's been deleted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is hard to get inspected. But what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

That was around 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that you're saying it's got some more look than what I was thinking. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load this car up and send me a couple pictures and I'll rebid it?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Brett. A 12F 150 two wheel drive with 44000 miles in cloth. It's a crew cab, right? Not an extended.

[Caller]

Yeah, crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charley, what's the 12 of 44 worth? Is it like 17 grand? 18 grand. It's a 12F 152 wheel drive with 44 good miles. It's a cloth rig. It's a two wheel drive. It's like an Enterprise truck. But it's got good miles on it for the year. It's four years old. I'm. I'm. 17. 17. 18 grand repret.

[Caller]

That sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load up. Thanks. Huh. Here's another good mile. 105-F-154-WHEEL-SHRIVE. 54000 miles. Chris, is it nice?

[Caller]

It's nice.

[Prince of Darkness]

It's nice.

[Caller]

Steven got a six disc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six. Beaumont, Texas. Chris kicking it from Beaumont, Texas. We actually buy a Lot of cars down there. We have a. We have a drop zone where you can bring it if we make a deal down off 12th Street. Or is it 11th Street? Something right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sixth is the big one.

[Michael Turley]

Any rust on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it rusty? Is it rusty? No.05 crew. Crew cab.

[Caller]

No rust, no dent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab. Four wheel drive leather. That's nice. It's got to be worth. Yeah, it's nine grand.

[Caller]

Sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. i'll get you paid on it.

[Caller]

All right, cool.

[Michael Turley]

And just buying cars right and left now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Tom. I'm sorry I grabbed you earlier, but I missed you. I think this rig's about 5,000 with 140 on it. This 2011 infinity.

[Caller]

5,000?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That's very low. I was thinking. Thinking more. More than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the miles. Put 70 on it and I'll give you 11. It's just the miles. These miles, I mean, a car only has so many clicks in it before it dies. And then in at these150,000 mile rigs, you know, they're. They're. They're note cars at this point. People are gonna. The note dealers buy them, they take a thousand down. They. They ask 10,000 for them, sure. But they repo them three times. That's just that. That's what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

The game.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this one, I don't know. Dan David, an 85Z IROC Z28 with 94 on a scale of 1 to 10. How nice is it?

[Caller]

Very clean. Well, I say very clean. In about two weeks, I'll have the paint job completely finished on it. I'm doing a refurb all over paint job on it, back to the original color.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to keep this car, don't you? You don't want to sell it to me. You're just calling to brag.

[Caller]

No, I was just testing the waters just to see what I know what I've got in it. Just wondering what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think retail on it. And that's what you're going to be wanting to do with it. You got time. If you got time to paint, you got time to retail. Probably 10,000. I think the auction money on it's probably how much? 10.

[Caller]

I get more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 98 vet with 100 on it is worth six, seven grand. Jeff, go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Okay?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan, Michael, Turley, and Bobo. And we'll be back uno Memento, por favor.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[J]

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[Bobbo]

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[Announcer]

Now back to the John Cross Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got an angel on the stairs. JD you have no idea who this band is?

[J.D. Ryan]

None.

[DJ Pre K]

Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might not either. I don't. You like them?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've been told this story before, but when I had the bars and the clubs when I was in college.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This band's manager came to us and wanted to play. And I said, no, nobody knows who you are. He said, we'll do it for 50 bucks. Wait to turn up the chorus. King of New Orleans. This is to you guys down in. Down in South Louisiana. Know who these guys are? So, Jeffrey. They're Australian managers. Real pushy bastard. And I was 8, 19, and he's like, these guys are great. Trust me. Trust me. 50 bucks the first time. But the next time when you call me to have him back, I want 75% of the door. I was like, sure, try it. He was exactly right. They were one of the best bands that ever came through. We probably had them 20 times. Who are they? Better than Ezra, this song, you know?

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

You know?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've heard of those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Carrie, the drummer, he quit right before they got signed. Right as they got signed, they got signed by Islander Epic Drummers, man. And then. And then they got the, you know, the record deal on the MTV and in top 10 hits and all that. They're still. I mean, they're popular enough now. They can just charge to go play their old stuff.

[Bobbo]

Same exact deal with Bowling for Soup. You know, their original drummer dropped out and then they went smack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we handle it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you saying about iPhones?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah. Do you have an iPhone?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, soon you will not be able to use your iPhone while you're moving, while you're driving. The new. When you update the new to the new iOS 11 operating system, your phone will say, oh, you're moving. You can no longer use us, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the cars do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what if you blue. What if you're Bluetooth in.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the.

[Bobbo]

This.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, you. The side note of this is you'll be able to turn it off.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the default position is if the car's moving. The only thing that you can use will be the maps and navigation. It'll turn everything else off, but you can go around it and everybody will. It's like, what's the point of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know when they say no texting while driving? Texting is a loose term. I mean, if you're holding your phone and looking at your navigation map and the cop sees that, I mean, is that not texting?

[Bobbo]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. That's distracted driving. Sure is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, it's almost. The rule should be no looking at.

[J.D. Ryan]

No looking at your phone.

[Michael Turley]

But aren't you texting when you're voice texting, too?

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're voice texting, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are still texting.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're technically texting. You're distracted. You're a distracted driver.

[Bobbo]

What if you got like an Ultimate Bacon Cheeseburger in your right hand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just as bad. In fact, there's some people. You know what? There's some people that are trying to get that passed as well, that drinking, smoking, or eating will be the same as texting.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what if I'm laughing at something funny on the radio, like the John Clay Wolfe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't you dare.

[Michael Turley]

And it distracts me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen to Randy the Chipmunk while you're driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't sue me. I'm not paying.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that Rush Limbaugh, he better not. Come on.

[Prince of Darkness]

While I'm driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no kidding, Rush. How have you handled your years of. Of entertainment?

[Caller]

Look, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're calling me in your sexual harassment claims and in that Sandra lady that you got all riled up a few years ago and almost lost all your sponsors, right?

[Bobbo]

You know. You know what the problem was with that? That allegedly, lady, it wasn't a legend, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, stop.

[Prince of Darkness]

Pardon me.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[Bobbo]

She was hot and she knew it. And that's what they do. Yeah, my entire life. You know, I'm from the 50s. That's how that was, you know, complimentary. If you hit on an old gal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

As you say there in the Lone Star State here in Texas, they'd say, oh, thank you. I don't think my husband would allow that. Something like that, yes, can go either way. Your miles may vary, is what they say on the escort sites that I've seen. It depends on the gal. Now you. You, John, if you're from Big D, A, double L, A s, I think you could probably get away with possibly more than I can. But by the time I'm off the show in the afternoons, I'm so high, usually it throws my technique off.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was in South Florida last weekend, and I drove by your house and I told. I went to the gate, and I tried to get them to get you to let me in because I want to come in and say hi and surprise you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I would have done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They wouldn't open the gate.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, we've got a special protocol. In the afternoons, first thing I do is go home and watch three episodes of Leave it to Beaver.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that Barbara Billingsley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good God, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. With the pearls.

[Bobbo]

With a vacuum cleaner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wearing the pearl. Yes.

[Bobbo]

It's just a scorching hot, hot woman with a. They don't make them like that anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

Hugh Bobont was a lucky, lucky, lucky man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know Howard Stern lives right down the street from you.

[Bobbo]

Sure. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was down there. Oh, yeah. And Trump has a house there. And this guy. I mean, that. That Delray beach in West Palm there is some hammer muscles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Serious money.

[Bobbo]

Stephen King has a place just about four doors down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

From you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy from Kings of Queens, the actor. The mall cop.

[Bobbo]

He's got a car. A 1958 Fury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's right there.

[Bobbo]

Thing drives itself around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Billy Joel's right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man. And you couldn't get a flight out, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The lot. The lot next door to my friend's house.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sold for 10. $10 million to tear the house down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just. Just the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable. What's going on, Rush?

[Bobbo]

You should have grown some opium on that spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm hearing highly illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it illegal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Highly illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you grow opium?

[Bobbo]

High dollar, high dollar stuff. I'm not sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's poppy seeds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me just plant them.

[Bobbo]

I've sent for some on the. The deep web. Do you know about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You can get on the. The dark. The deep, dark web.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deep, dark web. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I assume it's. There's less lighting.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not at all.

[Bobbo]

No, you can. And you can order your own opium at home Kit. Yeah, it's almost like a Chia Pet. No, it comes right to your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it come out of Obama's head?

[Bobbo]

No, no, but it's. It's funny. It's. It's in the shape of Cheech and Chong. No, it's like a little sculpture. And you. You stick your little opium poppy seeds in there and you a little water, and in six weeks you got opium.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. Nope.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's got a great thing. It probably saved me a fortune over a quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what do you do with the opium when you have it grown?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you know, I don't know. I'm gonna try it several ways. I'll let you know. You have to be smart about this kind of thing. Yeah, I mean, if you're gonna. If you're gonna use opium.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You better use it, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there's right ways to use opium, right? Maybe. Should stop right here.

[Bobbo]

I'm going through 40 per sets a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush.

[Bobbo]

That's just with my bacon and eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, Chris. Dodge Ram, Chris. Three, four. I left him on hold too long.

[Michael Turley]

He's ordering an opium Chia Pet right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I would be open for a session if anybody wants to call in. Just a.

[Michael Turley]

Hotline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't call, don't cuss. But just a little quick hit of people that want to about the government or their life or their lives.

[Michael Turley]

Like you did earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's not fair that I get this podium to sit here and air it out. I want you guys, you guys can air it out too, if you want to. About me. You want to. About JD I'll be about JD. We gotta do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The Southwest Conference. The Big 12. You know, we can.

[J.D. Ryan]

About the Southwest Conference. Yeah, they're not around anymore. I want to about Tom Thumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell? What else have you got in the news, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see what else we have here. How about this? True or fake. Creflo Dollard debuts his new pulpit. Made in ten entirely of hundred dollar bills.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. Phone lines are completely open. We have 20 lines there all over.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a pastor who went on and. And had his people sending money specifically so he could get a new Gulfstream jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he has a nice. He preaches prosperity. I don't know if he ended up getting the jet. But he. Does he have this. Is this true or not? Creflo Dollar debuts his new pulpits made entirely of hundred dollar bills. Just prosperity.

[John Clay Wolf]

False.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was false. How about this one? Wisconsin company offers to microchip their employees. Ooh, sign of the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Mark of the beast. Company offers to microchip their employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not demands, but offers.

[J.D. Ryan]

They offer to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they said basically, they can use it. They can use the chip in the. Are you ready for this? The break room. To buy snacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. Satan brings Satan in here. Yeah.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dark of the beast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, is this your work?

[Prince of Darkness]

Ah, you know, they've been. They've been saying that about me for decades or centuries.

[J.D. Ryan]

The mark of the beast.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Prince of Darkness]

The mark of the beast. That's crazy. It's like these people never saw the Exorcist, you know? I mean, if I'm gonna snatch somebody, right, I'm gonna do it over the course of six or seven days. I mean, let's enjoy our work.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Prince of Darkness]

For God's sakes, put a microchip in your arm. Yeah, I want a bunch of Bambi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pam, that's not your deal.

[Prince of Darkness]

Huh? That's not how I do it. People need to watch more horror films. You know, Seventh Seal with Demi Moore. Yeah, that's the way it's done.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

You actually endorse the film.

[Caller]

Or.

[Prince of Darkness]

That Cujo, you know, that. That dog. That dog, way before the rabies got him, he was all my. Oh, man, I still got him. Hell of a good dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good dog.

[Prince of Darkness]

Hell of a good watchdog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bet he was.

[Prince of Darkness]

Yeah, he likes to chase that tennis ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of death. Speaking of death, we had. We had. We had a lot of death watch participants on Hooters Suburban from last week. Did you notice that?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I forgot about that.

[Bobbo]

What's the. What's the latest on.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a friend of yours, he works in the buyer's office, and he has this Suburban. How old is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like 260, 000 miles. It's stuck in second gear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only gear it's got left is second right. And you now have a bet as to when it'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's on our Jungle Wolf show. And if you pick the right. The closest person to pick the right day that it dies gets the Suburban for free. Brent, Louisiana. Good morning. Morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the notes here, it says you're bitching about all the bitching.

[Caller]

Yeah. Or she just taught all the bitching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I Am tired of all the bitching. My kids a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you think they get that?

[Caller]

You know what, What? All the bitching. You know, maybe if people would just be happy and not so much people would stop bitching like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you drink long?

[Caller]

The only reason I'm bitching is cuz people are bitching.

[Bobbo]

Do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what is your. What is your weekly. How many drinks per week do you have?

[Caller]

How many drinks? How many alcoholic drinks would I have? I'd say about 40, about five cases.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

That's 120. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's found his happy place. Yeah, I think we need to be more like Brent in Louisiana because you know what they say about guys from south Louisiana. If you're not drinking and screwing, then you're just visiting.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. About. So how. That's 120. Bob Quick math.

[Bobbo]

120. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of beer.

[Bobbo]

24 times five, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's making me kind of thirsty.

[Bobbo]

It's not really that much. I mean think when you, when you drink 10 beers. Yeah, that's not. I mean that's not a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot. I feel like a lot. I'm whipped down drunk. If I have 10 beers.

[Bobbo]

Anything shy of half a case. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many alcoholic drinks do you have a week?

[Bobbo]

You do that 12 times and you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many alcoholic drinks do you have a week?

[Bobbo]

Well, how many do I have?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, when you.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you call a drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

A shot? A beer, a wine and anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

A shot.

[Bobbo]

Okay, maybe, maybe 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

28.

[Bobbo]

Maybe 35.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to think of four a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm about 10 a week. Yeah, yeah. I'm a two to three beer guy. Puts me just right. Are we at a time, Charlie? Yeah, we'll be back in a minute. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7234.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywold show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[J]

Givemethevin.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail]. john's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't, check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head Checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Tom in Oklahoma wanting to about the federal government. Tom, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the rest of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us about it.

[Caller]

Well, I find it odd that the federal government pulled Dodge's ability to sell their eco diesels in the Jeep and the 1500. He's claiming that they didn't meet emissions or had emission issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know this.

[Caller]

Yeah, they pulled it for the 2017 last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller]

But when VW had the same similar issue, it was a national like worldwide issue in Europe and America. But with Dodge it's just an American issue. None of the European countries hold their eco deal. So I personally think money exchanged high level up in government so Ford and Chevy could catch up. Because around up here southwest Oklahoma, Those eco diesel 1500s are selling like hotcakes. They couldn't keep them on the lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Conspiracy theory. I like it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for tuning in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rating radio. You know that Dodge diesel, that eco diesel. Sure. They don't sell very well the truck, they don't sell very well at all. We had one last week and barely got out of it. Every time. If I took up all the Dodge half ton diesels that I bought and sold, I Bet I'm negative 8,000 on about 30 of them. They just all just muddy around and you would think that they would do great. But you go to Europe and I mean they've got diesels and Rangers diesels and vans diesels and everything. Diesel was the national fuel over there. It's not gas.

[Bobbo]

I got a dumb question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What is the primary need for a half ton diesel? I mean what do people do with those things?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just gas mileage. The same thing as a, as a Volkswagen Passat diesel or Mercedes diesel has nothing to do with pulling.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do get better mileage. They're, they're better engines. They last longer. I mean look at the vws, I believe. Yeah, they were cheating on the computer just enough tell them what they were doing. But look how great they were. They're awesome.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring them back.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let the computers run. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have more Facebook posts. This is from someone in the staff. I'm going to read two of them. You can tell who who did what. All right, these are from our Facebooks. And maybe this week, maybe a long time ago. How about this one? Yes. Another Saturday night at Walmart. Ah, the rockstar lifestyle style. Who posted that? Was it Michael Turley? Was it John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that Bobo?

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

Sounds kind of like strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or maybe you. Maybe.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a JD thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was JD thing. How about this one? I feel like balling.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not me.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not you. I feel like balling.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not even balling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought that'd be an obvious.

[Bobbo]

Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I feel like balling.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking that, but I didn't know that he was one of the contestants here on the Price is Wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's absolutely one of the contestants on the Prices Wrong. And finally. So I'm a nerd because I already bought the family Star wars tickets two months before the movie opens. Bobbo, that was Michael Turley.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really, really forgot about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying about gay men, gay cowboys and horse trailers?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Bobbo]

I don't remember. You have have a clip. Charlie, play the clip right quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. I'm gay. Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's more to it. I'm gay, and I want to buy a horse trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the.

[Bobbo]

The guy.

[Michael Turley]

It was this short part. Yeah, there was a longer version of that.

[Bobbo]

John and I were talking about Samantha Jean, and he wanted something like more bs, less cars. The John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And there was something about we're here to help gay cowboys who can't buy trailers or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's not a good image judging. No.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm just. I mean, we're not knocking.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just not fellas or ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're here to help. What?

[Bobbo]

Even transgender cowboys? We're girls trailers.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not knocking anybody.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there was something about.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are gay cowboy horse trailers cleaner than.

[Michael Turley]

That's where it came from. And then JD Said, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gay. I never said this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like you said it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was recording, and I was saying I was reading a story or something. Good morning. I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Michael Turley]

What a greeting. It's weird. You do would just all of a sudden just say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi, this is Andy, and I sent you my information on my Jeep Grand Cherokee 1995. Yeah, actually, I sent you a video, too. I'm ready. I'm ready to sell it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, 22 years worth of Jeep Grand Cherokee.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on said cheap grand Ch.

[Caller]

Oh God. See I'm away from the vehicle. I was hoping you could pull up some of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were just guessing, what would you say? 200?

[Caller]

Put me on hold. Oh God. It's, it's 180,000 maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean here's what you do with that car. You just run it on Craigslist for 900 or 1500 dollars or something like that and sell it to somebody who wants a car that's fully depreciated. And what I do, the world I work in, it costs me more money, money to pick that car up, clean it, remarket it, then it's even worse and, and it just. Right. So we normally on those, we send a letter to the, to the customers and just say dear whoever, Sorry, this.

[Caller]

Yeah, just deal with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this car doesn't fit our bill.

[Caller]

It's got some, it's got some 33 inch tires that are good. It's got 2 inch lift. It's an awesome little truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? What city?

[Caller]

Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can sell it up there. There's plenty of rednecks. That'll be that thing for 1800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You run it through the auction, you, you wholesale it and do what I do, it's going to bring 700 bucks.

[Caller]

You think? Yeah, but I'm not hoping to get a grand. I was hoping to get a grand out. You can, you can paid about 1800 bucks for it and I put a little money in it, but you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just run it on Craigslist for 1200 bucks. You'll sell it for a grand to a kid immediately.

[Caller]

John, you're the man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Good morning, you're on the air. Our records show that you have not.

[Caller]

Updated your free Google business listing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good to know. No, press 1.

[Bobbo]

Press 1. These guys are off the hook. Have you ever talked to these guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hung up on them?

[Bobbo]

Okay, it ain't Google.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Google?

[Bobbo]

No, this is one of the telemarketing companies that will not hang up when you say do not call. They're like, well, don't you want your Google listing updated? No, this is a business. Do not call. Yes, but let me tell you about. And they get rude and weak. You can have a ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's like that computer voice that tells me I'm under investigation from the federal government for my taxes. Yeah, that's not real.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, that's not real. These are the only people that call me anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you ever get. You get the IRS one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love. It's a computer voice. It's not even a real voice. It's that, you know, computer voice. The IRS is investigating you. Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Baby Dayday. He just walked in. Baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

My three year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got to say to the people? Baby day. You'll go to McDonald's. Say it. What do you want at McDonald's?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I want angry Birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angry Birds? What? Luncheon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Angry Birds lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we going to McDonald's after this? Okay, cool, cool. See you, Baby D. He's digging it. We got 50 seconds left. It's been fun and it's been real, but it's just about over. Remember the podcast? Post up at about an hour from now and we will be back next Saturday. Give me the vi n. Give in.com is where you go to get your car bid. Our automated system will throw your range immediately and a buyer will contact you with a hard offer quickly. The buyers will be in the office till 4 o' clock today. Anything that comes in after 4 o' clock today will not get worked until Monday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you will if your car is under 115,000 miles and under 50,000 miles. Our computer will actually autumn bid it immediately. Take that middle part of that range that it throws you. And that's just about our number. Maybe a little bit more towards the high side of our range. Right there is what you can expect us to offer for you 24.

[J.D. Ryan]

7. That's on all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on all the time. And. But if it's over 115,000 miles, we'll say we have to contact you personally.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Anyway, see you next week.

[Caller]

Mockery out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.