#108 John Clay Wolfe Show 080517

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #108 Summary

Episode Title: #108 John Clay Wolfe Show 080517
Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast Description: The John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com – unfiltered banter about cars, sports, music, drugs, and general madness, with a mix of humor, call-ins, stories, and occasional deep dives into rock & roll and pop culture.

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Episode Overview

This raucous and irreverent episode offers a lively, character-driven look at everything from car appraisals and music reviews to sports, drugs, and pop culture. John Clay Wolfe, with his ensemble of co-hosts and callers, navigates a mix of real automotive business, stand-up-level banter, and offbeat social commentary as only the JCW Show can deliver.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Car Appraisals, Buying, and Selling

• Car Call-Ins and Rapid-Fire Appraisals: Listeners call in looking to sell vehicles—ranging from a 2013 Audi A8 and Pontiac GTOs to classic trucks and specialty cars. John and the crew engage in lively negotiations, often peppered with jokes, analogies, and light-hearted chiding.
  • “Are you just negotiating to be negotiating, like, you know, when your old lady's just wearing you out, just to be doing it just for fun? At 31 [thousand], you'd let me leave?” (John, 03:26)
• Automated Appraisal System: Frequent plugs for GiveMeTheVIN.com’s instant online bidding platform, with reminders that they beat CarMax offers—or pay you $100.
• Carfax Reveal: Discussion on Geico recently dumping massive claim data into Carfax, now suddenly exposing hail and frame damage across the used car marketplace. (16:05)
  • "Geico's taken on...all of their files and did a data dump with Carfax over the last 15 years. So it really changed a lot of credit reports on cars, if you will.” (John, 16:43)
• Recent Vehicle Mishaps: Hummer H3s come up as a source of endless trouble for the show—one literally blew up and burned to the ground that morning, prompting both storytelling and business policy changes.
  • "Hummer H3s are on the no buy list... Unless they're under 80,000 miles. The miley ones are blowing up like a high maintenance woman." (John & Uncle Roy, 43:08)

2. Rock Concerts, Music, and Holograms

• Queen Concert Review: John attended the Queen concert featuring Adam Lambert and offers a heartfelt, detailed recap—with the band described as more theatrical and Broadway-like than the original.
  • "It’s like going to Broadway… Costume changes, the whole thing." (John, 05:24)
  • “Adam Lambert was the best choice they could make...Got misty-eyed when Freddy’s on the big screen… and Adam is on the ground singing to Freddy and they're going back and forth. That's kind of cool." (John, 06:54)
• On Hologram Tours: The hosts riff on rock legends going on tour as holograms (Ronnie James Dio, Tupac) and debate what deceased artists would be worth seeing in hologram form.
  • “Lightning, I think your Dio might be as good as your Rush limo.” (John to Bobbo, 10:53)
• Band Lineups: The changing faces of classic bands—debating replacements for Freddie Mercury, Steve Perry, Dennis DeYoung, and revisiting recent and upcoming tours by Sticks, Journey, and Billy Squire.
  • “Adam Lambert...is a perfect, gay, flamboyant rock star. Couldn’t be better. Theatrically, everything’s perfect. His voice is great…but there’s something missing.” (John, 87:38)

3. Pop Culture & The Dark Web

• Sample Lawsuits: The infamous “Ice Ice Baby” sample is debated, including Vanilla Ice’s purchase of publishing rights and personal connections to the artists.
  • “No, he got sued. Well, Kip will tell us…they stole that song, bigger than Dallas.” (John, 13:34)
  • “He has bought the song from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury…so they can’t screw with him anymore.” (Bobbo, 13:49)
• Dark Web/Quaaludes: Humorous exploration of the dark web, including confusion between Tor, .onion, VPNs, and procurement of defunct drugs for nostalgia’s sake.
  • “On the Dark Web it's…dor t o r T o r. You can buy anything.” (Bobbo, 25:27)
  • “You can't buy lewds anymore, but you can get them on the dark web.” (John, 25:58)

4. Sports and Tony Romo Bits

• NFL & Cowboys: Tony Romo’s career and odd mishaps, with special attention to the Hall of Fame game, sub-par stadium accommodations, and the Hall’s unfinished construction.
  • “They had him way back…in this new part of the stadium...the construction wasn’t even finished.” (Producer, 13:10)
• Tony Romo’s Dad Sketches: Ongoing comedic bits; Tony’s dad regales the crew with surreal, tall-tale stories of Tony’s childhood struggles assembling a pup tent and being carried away by the wind (“A goonie google” story, 112:20+).
  • “He throw the puppet tent 31 yards…like a titan missile…with Tony at the attached...At this altitude, Antonio cannot afford to untie his hand from the pole.” (Tony Romo’s Dad, 111:27)
• White, Black, Latino, or Other: The segment where bizarre true crime stories are presented, and the crew guesses the perpetrator’s ethnicity based on the facts and stereotypes. (34:08+)
  • “Who does dishes?” “I think it’s Latino.” (White, Black, Latino or Other game, 35:21)

5. Drugs, Weed Business, and Nipton, CA

• Drug Legalization & Industry: Satirical coverage of marijuana’s mainstreaming and the development of Nipton, California as a “dope city” (aka ‘Dope Paradise’ for cannabis tourism).
  • “There's a nationwide company…they bought the town of Nipton, California. Small town…They're going to turn it into a marijuana mecca.” (John, 45:56)
  • Top 10 things to do in Dope City skit, including:
    • “Smile at the cop and not be paranoid.”
    • “Spend all day at the grocery store just looking.” (80:06)
• “Dope Reports,” Marijuana in Small-town Texas: Running discussion on the growing presence and normalization of the marijuana business (26:42).

6. Recurring Gags, Characters, and Storylines

• Uncle Roy and "Can't Get Right": Uncle Roy updates the gang on mishaps—including the legendary driver “Can’t Get Right” and exploding Hummers.
• Chipmunks, Randy, and Demo Tracks: Metafictional bits with Randy the Chipmunk promoting demos, comedic failures, and nods to nostalgia (82:00+).
• Women of Golden Corral / “JD’s Light Porno”: Outlandish imaginations of JD in bizarre, food-centric adult film parodies.
• The Devil Calls In: ‘Satan’ banters with the hosts about trading souls for musical success and correcting the lore about “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.” (126:55)

7. Listener Engagement and Social Media

• Facebook & Twitter Games: The team reads off actual posts and lets the crew guess who wrote them, blending humor and mild self-deprecation. (119:01)
• Call-ins About Local Businesses: Shout out to Red Carpet Car Wash for detailing excellence. (56:49)
• Podcast and Station Plugs: Frequent reminders to download the show’s podcast, find them on new affiliates, and notes about expanding to Florida.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Negotiation Tactics:
  “So easy to be hard. Why don't we split the difference? 31,250.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, negotiating with “Fat Albert,” 04:15

• On Adam Lambert and Queen:
  “He’s a perfect, gay, flamboyant rock star. Couldn’t be better. Theatrically, everything’s perfect. His voice is great, but…it’s that big carry, Broadway boy. And Freddy had more…”
  — John Clay Wolfe, 87:38

• On Classic Car Buying Pitfalls:
  “What I've learned about these classic cars. People talk and talk and talk...Everybody wants 20,000 for their old car that's worth six, right?...I call a friend…He says, I'd give 15 for it. So I'm like, okay…Win, win, win. That was two years ago...I sold it yesterday...We spent $4,000 keeping this pile of crap running…And I lost six grand on it.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, Pink Cadillac story, 143:59

• On Exploding Vehicles:
  “We was branded from the frame shop…my driver called me and say...‘Man, this thing smoking’...another driver called me, say ‘it's on fire’...then the other driver called me…‘it just blew up.’”
  — Uncle Roy, recounting the Hummer accident, 41:03

• On Carfax Changes:
  “Geico's taken on...all of their files and did a data dump with Carfax over the last 15 years. So it really changed a lot of credit reports on cars, if you will.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, 16:43

• On the Dark Web:
  “You can't buy lewds anymore, but you can get them on the dark web.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, 25:58

• Role-Playing Segment:
  “Tony Romo’s Dad”: “He throw the puppet tent 31 yards…with Tony at the attached...At this altitude, Antonio cannot afford to untie his hand from the pole.”
  — Ongoing sports/comedy sketch, 111:27

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:03 – First car negotiation with Fat Albert (Audi A8)
• 04:53 – Queen concert review and Adam Lambert discussion
• 13:05 – NFL Hall of Fame Game, Tony Romo segment begins
• 16:05 – Carfax hail/frame data dump
• 26:40 – Marijuana business in Texas & Waco
• 34:08 – "White, Black, Latino or Other" crime guessing game
• 41:03 – Exploding Hummer H3 story with Uncle Roy
• 45:56 – Marijuana “Dope City” (Nipton, CA) discussion
• 80:00 – Top 10 things to do in "Dope City" comedy skit
• 87:38 – Adam Lambert vs. Freddie Mercury – Queen in-depth review
• 111:27 – Tony Romo’s dad’s “puppet tent” story
• 126:55 – Satan calls in to clarify folk legends and make deals
• 143:59 – Cautionary tale about classic cars and private sales

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Tone & Style

• Fast-paced, irreverent, and unfiltered.
• Mix of real advice, wild analogies, and sideways logic, interspersed with regional humor.
• Deep affection for classic rock and pop culture; brutally honest about the realities of the car business.
• Frequent use of recurring characters and inside jokes; blends nostalgia, satire, and absurdity.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

This episode delivers the John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature blend: rapid-fire car talk, 70s/80s/90s nostalgia, tangents across sports and music, wild anecdotes (sometimes bordering on tall tales), and unpredictable comedy sketches. The hosts are as ready to weigh in on the state of classic rock as they are to trade quips about the dark web or critique everyone's car appraisal expectations. Expect no sacred cows, a lot of car-buying wisdom disguised as humor, and more one-liners than most stand-up specials.

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Recommended Segments to Sample:

• [04:53] – Queen & Adam Lambert concert review
• [41:03] – Exploding Hummer story
• [80:00] – Top 10 “Dope City” sketch
• [111:27] – Tony Romo’s Dad "pup tent" tale
• [143:59] – Pink Cadillac classic car lesson

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Visit GiveMeTheVIN.com – and don’t forget, “so easy, you can do it in your underwear.”

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail]. You've lost £20.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that?

[Bobbo]

I was amazed in your groin. I'm not trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. Maybe I lost 40 and I tried very hard.

[Bobbo]

It could be in the groin, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut their bosses.

[Bobbo]

I can't. I haven't seen my groin in longer than I've seen my scale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

Can you see? Do you know what they call dicky do? What?

Here we go with a bumper sticker. What is it, John? What's a dicky doo?

A dicky doo. When you have dicky do. When your bellies stick out further than your dicky do.

I thought that was the Dunlop disease. When you're done lopped over808.

[Bobbo]

I'm not allowed to make jokes like that anymore. All the bad and all the bad jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, you, you take it too.

[Bobbo]

I know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

A glancing blow. A glancing blow.

So much different than a machine gun to the head.

[Bobbo]

Just like Manson cutting that guy's ear off, you know? Yeah, that's all. You do the rest.

[Uncle Roy]

Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Albert, good morning here on the air. Albert, hang on. Hey, hey, hey. Fat Albert, good morning.

[Caller]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

13 Audi A8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what color?

[Caller]

Black on black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said country. Too country to be driving an Audi A8? Nope.

[Caller]

Sure ain't no country in me.

[Uncle Roy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what city?

[Caller]

Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woodlands, okay, that country. Woodlands. Audi. What do you do for a living?

[Caller]

Insurance.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, how many miles on this Audi?

[Caller]

32, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we trying to get accomplished here? I buy these things a lot. Is it all wheel drive? Is it a L?

[Caller]

Chanel. Okay, I went to the website last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Gave me a range, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Uncle Roy]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 to 32.

[Uncle Roy]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So our system automatically, it takes the ven and the information, it throws you a two thousand dollar bid right there. So did you accept and then ask you to accept, decline or consider the offer? What did you do?

[Caller]

Just put consider. Because I didn't know where your guys.

[Uncle Roy]

Were at for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're probably right in the middle. Does that buy it? 31.

[Uncle Roy]

I mean, I'll do 31.

[Caller]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's negotiating just to be.

Negotiating just to be doing it because it's early Saturday.

Yeah, I think. I mean, I think if I'd have said 30,005, he'd say 31.

Yeah.

Albert, are you. Are you just negotiating to be negotiating, like, you know, when your old lady's just wearing you out, just to be doing it just for fun? At 31 won't buy. So at 31, you'd let me leave? If I showed up with, like, cashiers, checks made out to Albert, Fat Albert, and it was 31,000, you would just let me leave?

[Caller]

I would.

[Bobbo]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Fat Albert, what about 31 1?

[Caller]

31. 315 takes it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Well, why. Why is it 315 and not 31 grams?

[Caller]

That's what I need. My payoff's 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, it sounds like you need it. You only got five or six thousand. I mean, your payoff has nothing to do with it. You're just being hard to be hard. I want to buy the car. I'm giving you the right money for it. Sell it to me.

It's so easy to be hard.

Why don't we split the difference? 31, 250.

[Uncle Roy]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deal. Oh, my God. J.D. i know.

Deal. You locked the first car in at 8:11.

All right, so you're in the Woodlands. We have. We have a. Our drop, our transport in spring. I'm gonna put you on hold and get you to the guys, and they will have you picked up Monday morning. Or today, actually. They can have you. Do you have a title in hand?

[Caller]

No, it's payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. There's payoff. We can still pick it up today if we can verify payoff. Okay, Albert, I'm gonna put you on hold. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for selling us your car. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. My name is John Clevel. Bob. I went to the Queen concert last night.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How was Adam Lambert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, no, he got me cream, my coffee.

[Bobbo]

Can you sing that and stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna throw.

Well, the show's over.

I'm gonna show you. What? Yeah, I'm gonna show you what Adam Lambert's like.

[Bobbo]

Was that what it was like?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a little.

Is he really?

No, he's good. He was real good.

[Bobbo]

They worked it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

He pull it off better than the guy?

No. Hell, no. No, it's, you know, it's SO3 theatrical in the.

[Uncle Roy]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

In this. It's like going to Broadway, huh?

I mean, that big of a production.

Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Like, costume changes, the whole thing.

You've got a bunch of sissies making a bunch of now. Oh hell yeah. Costume changes. Sure. Lots of them.

[Uncle Roy]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you shaking your head? You don't.

[Bobbo]

Can't believe it. They were always such a stripped down plain rock and roll band. The way I remember Queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It was tie your mother down or you ain't no friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Cher meets Elton John meets.

That much.

Meets Guns N Roses. Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those guys are.

Huh.

[Bobbo]

I'm sure the musicianship was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Awesome. I loved it. I mean it's in Houston tonight at Toyota. I. I wouldn't mind going again.

[Bobbo]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean I was. It's in. My wife and I are celebrating our ninth anniversary. Congratulations. I don't know if I'm gonna take you with me, but.

Yeah.

You know, I've always thought about a. Well, I'm not gonna say something.

Probably. Good. You're questioning it.

You're right.

Thank you for stopping.

[Bobbo]

Ixnay on the reway fee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I was. I figure out how a funny way to drag Bobbo into our bedroom. In conversation.

Not a good idea.

There was just nowhere.

[Caller]

Nowhere to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios. The call it number givethevin.com is where you can go to sell us your car and we'll buy it. Or just call in the air. Yeah. He was. Adam Lambert was the best choice they could make. He. The. The coolest part was when Freddy. I even got like misty eyed when Freddy's on the big screen. Yeah. In like not hologram form but look like real life.

Right.

Right. And then Adam is on the ground singing to Freddy and they're going back and forth.

That's kind of cool.

That's pretty cool.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good.

Sling Dion did something like that with Elvis Presley on Idol years ago. The. The effects they can do with.

It's amazing.

Yeah. I think Ronnie James Dio is going on. I don't think he's going. First of all, he's dead. Okay. So you. I mean, you might need to pull over. What? In case you didn't know, Ronnie James Dio passed away about 50 years ago.

Oh man.

And he's going on tour this year as a hologram.

At least TV Ray Vaughn's still around.

Go ahead. Ronnie James Dio is going on tour as a hologram.

He's not.

Yeah.

Is that real?

[Randy]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the deal with the. The black rapper guy that keeps coming back to life? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hologram.

[Bobbo]

Isn't he the hardest working dead man in show business?

[John Clay Wolf]

New album every year, Bonnie James deal Hologram plots world tour in Rolling Stone magazine. You're right.

Cale.03 Ford Lightning with a $30 on the miles average. Rougher. Clean.

[Bobbo]

Clean. What city?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington. Did you go see Queen last night?

[Caller]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

If somebody else did, call in 800-800-RADIO. I'd like to hear your review of it. Oh, three lightning, 800, 800 radios are calling them. Yeah, if somebody went to the Queen show, Colin, I want to hear your comments of it. Does this rig the seven grand buy this ring? No, it's got 130. It doesn't have 40 on it. There's a big, big, big difference. Yeah, I've given 20,000 for one the other day with two. But this one's got a $30. How much is this one?

[Caller]

This one's 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not smoking crack, you're just smoking ditch weed. What? What about nine? See that Audi earlier? That guy kind of had me because he had me on a lock and he had good miles. Your miles are nasty. But you got a cool truck. Yeah, it's like a gal, you know. I always make bad analogies, you know, your truck is that gal. It's that good looking gal in the right light.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, she is so hot, but she's got all the great curves and lines. Perfect. And she's 48 years old. You can't believe it. But when you get her original out in the light during the day out of the strip club like. Oh, it does have. She does have 131,000 miles on.

I really does show your age, Maggie.

May I hear you? So I, you know, I may go. Caleb, I may go 10,000. Can you go load it up in my [e-mail]?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'll load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it. Thanks.

The do estate has worked for the hologram company illusion so the seeing specter could perform many of his hits.

This is true.

Would you go see Ronnie Johnny with anybody as a. As a hologram?

Did you buy that ticket?

[Bobbo]

Maybe the Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, would you, Would you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, like the Cavern Club era Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would see them as a hologram?

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I wouldn't pay $40 or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you pay?

[Bobbo]

I go to Six Flags and it'd be free because I bought my ticket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that kind of show.

They have a Beatles hologram at Six Flags?

[Bobbo]

No, but that would be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you pay for who else? Dead to the Beatles.

[Bobbo]

We're down to 50, John. We're 50%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ringo and Paul are still hanging.

For those of y' all who don't know, this is Ronnie James Dio, and he is a rainbow in the dark. As a hologram. Listen to his voice. Have you ever heard Bobbo do Deal?

No.

It's pretty good.

Well, now we know what he sounds like, maybe we can.

Lightning. I think your do might be as good as your Rush limo.

[Bobbo]

Get him on tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Bobo is a hologr. Are. Are you getting it geared up, Bob? Can you. Can you do.

[Caller]

Was cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sign of the mountain. It's too early for Bob. He hasn't had. We haven't fed him enough opioids yet.

Barbecue.

But we do have four hours of this, and his opioids will kick in in about 27 minutes. And then we'll come back to Dio and Babo.

There are deal returns right after this.

You think, Baba, you'd pay more to listen to Babo as Dio than Dio as a hologram.

[Uncle Roy]

I would.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Oklahoma. Rocklahoma.

[Bobbo]

This a great idea. Texas Dio sings Manilow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. Dallas Fort Worth, at the coffee.

Perfect. I'd pay to see that.

How's it going?

[Bobbo]

What was her name? What was her name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sings Barry Manilow right here.

[Bobbo]

Name was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she was a showgirl.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, that's Axle, man. That's actually got it mixed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dio as Barry at the Copacabana live.

[Bobbo]

But just who shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What song's that from?

[Bobbo]

Copa Cabana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're gonna have Rush Limbo. We're gonna have Randy the Chipmunk. We're gonna have. Is Tony Romo's dad coming by today later?

[Producer]

Yeah, he's in the green room.

[Bobbo]

Surely he will.

[Producer]

He's not a. He's not a happy guy right now.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, no.

[Producer]

Something happened. This hall of Fame game. I don't know if you watched it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not.

[Producer]

Tony. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, black, Latino or others coming. What happened with Tony in the hall of Fame game? They just.

[Producer]

I guess he feels like he's been. Tony's being mistreated.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had him way back in the.

[Producer]

Back, like in these. This new part of the stadium in the hall of Fame game where it's packed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't.

[Producer]

Well, no, it wasn't even. The construction wasn't even finished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, that was his seat.

[Producer]

Seat for the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

Oh, you know, you're in bed shape. I start giving you crappy. Seeds.

Hey, speaking of Queen and Under pressure and all that, it hit me last night. I need to get. I need to get Vanilla Ice's brother Kip on the air over this this morning. He's an old friend of mine. Sure. And he's told me some interesting stories about that sampling.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You know Vanilla Ice bought the song?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He got sued. Well, Kip will tell us. If I can get a hold of him, he'll tell us exactly what happened. Better than Van Winkle will, because, yeah, he was right there. But, yeah, they stole that song. Bigger than Dallas.

[Bobbo]

Initially, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they got. And it made him famous.

[Bobbo]

Since then, he has bought the song from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. Yeah, he bought the publishing rights to it. Okay, so they can't screw with him anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there was definitely. I want to get a hold of Kip and get the story. You know, his daughter Megan is our logistics manager.

Really?

So Vanilla Ice's niece works right here, around that corner. Has. She was the first employee of givemetheven.com. megan.

[Bobbo]

Does she look like him?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's still here.

She's a. She's. She gets weird in a Ninja Turtle outfit sometimes.

Yeah, she works here, you know, she's Ice Baby.

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, that's the sample from Ice Ass baby. Is that how it starts out? Yeah. Go vip. Let's kick it. Blah, blah, blah, blah. But he had to pay him some money, and I didn't know that he bought it. I thought he just lifted it. That and buck cherry. Yeah, that paid him quite a bit of money. 06 Pontiac goat with 37. Good morning, Douglas.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, buddy. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What colors is Pontiac gto?

[Caller]

Brazen orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brazen orange. Is that a factory color?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir. GTO's came pretty much one way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was the motor upgrade?

[Caller]

Oh, so 6.05 started it. 06 has the same motor. LS2 okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Oh, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand?

No, sir.

How much is it? 17. I hit him pretty right the first time. Y go to go to give me the vin.com. let's look. I like the miles. I, I, I, I think I hit it pretty hard. But let me rebid it on the website. Let give me some pictures. Give me a VIN number, Let me look at the vehicle history and, and I'll shoot you an offer letter.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brother. Thank you. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I need to look through the Carfax. You know, Geico. My understanding is Geico finally dumped all that car histories in Carfax about two weeks ago. All the hail claims? Yeah, over the years.

What do you mean they dropped them?

They've never dumped them, Fed them to Carfax? Oh, they never. Hail claims had not been showing up in Carfaxes all these years and now they have just like suddenly, bloop, boom. They're everywhere, you know, right damage, left damage, hood damage, roof damage, trunk damage. And it's a weird little announcement, but then it shows. This was from 2012. I bought a car the other day from a listener and everything's perfect. Clean Carfax. We get it here and then it's got frame damage on the Carfax because of this deal. I called Guy, I called Carfax, they pulled the file. They said the guy had an accident on his farm.

Yeah.

And claimed it on his insurance. They replaced a subframe. So what I'm trying to say is Geico's taken on, I believe this is correct. Has taken all of their files and did a data dump with car facts over the last 15 years. So it really changed a lot of credit reports on cars, if you will.

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So like gazillions of dollars worth of damage is all of a suddenly in the market, like the big short.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like being shown.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's. It's real.

[Bobbo]

The car market bubble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller]

This is Benjamin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Benjamin, what you got?

[Caller]

2004 Ford Ranger Edge.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

154,002 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars right here on the station.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

[e-mail], not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Lots of miles. Thurman 05F150 with a buck 80 on the clock or buck 70 clothes. 3500. 3 grand. 3 grand. 3 grand to 3500, huh?

[Caller]

3500.

[John Clay Wolf]

3500. 3500. Right around there. Go to givemetheven.com. you in Burleson?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, me too. You can bring it over to my house tonight.

[Caller]

Where's that at?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right over there by Reese Prairie Baptist church. Go down there to the T in the road. Yeah. Take a left. That barking ass dog.

[Bobbo]

Remember the dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a little right past the barking ass dog. Got you. Go around the mobile home, but it's abandoned.

Yeah.

And then when you hit the cattle.

Guard, that's where you go.

That's where we are. Okay. 800. 800. 7234 J. O2F250 diesel with 300 on it.

[Caller]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Jay.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jay.

[Caller]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf]

It says your location is east Texas. East Texas is a big place. What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Yanis, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you before or after the barking ass dog on the left?

[Bobbo]

I'm before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. O2F250 diesel, two wheel drive with 300000 miles. Man, that's a mild out, babe. It's got a 73 in it. It all depends, dude. This truck is worth between 1,000 and 3,000. I need to see pictures of it to know the difference. Can you load some pictures [e-mail] because I don't have time to drive out to Janice to see a 300,000mile, two wheel drive Ford. But I will look over pictures.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800-800-Radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars right here, right now, till noon. Do it right past cattle guard, past the bark. Hang left at the barking ass dog.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't, check with givemetheven.com first you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

More bs, less cars. The jcw show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good too. Pretty good too. Pretty good too. Is this classic rock or classic country?

[Bobbo]

Baba, that's just good old soul music, man.

[DJ Prek]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby.

[Bobbo]

That is little Michael, is it not?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

It is little Michael. How old was he? Sixth grade, seventh grade?

Yeah, something like that.

[Bobbo]

10 or 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder how old he was when he lost his virginity.

[Bobbo]

Toto, give me some tissue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Toto. Tito.

To the monkey.

[Bobbo]

Stop teasing, Toto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toto was. Is a band and a oddity in Alice.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

As well as a dog in Windsor Div.

That's not meant to. Tito, give me some tissue. Just a. Good morning. You're on the air thriller. J.D. stop teasing. Hey, how you doing? We're just having fun. 09 G8 GT with 109 automatic. Leather. What color?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right off the top of my gut. I'm thinking nine grand. Okay, but I need. I need a VIN number because there's a couple of different versions of this G8 car. Does your car have the. The full blown Corvette motor?

[Caller]

It's got the six zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the VIN, put the miles, couple pictures. Say, John said on the radio he's thinking nine grand, but here's the information to verify. Please get back to me and we'll get back to you immediately.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Lake Jackson, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never been there. Is that right on. Do you have a coast right there?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, right, right on the coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like down by. What's on either side of you?

[Caller]

Angleton and Freeport.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long's the drive to downtown Houston?

[Caller]

Oh, it's about a hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. All right, man. We can. We. We can pick it up down there. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Attend Tacoma with 200, 000 miles stick cloth super cab. Michael, good lord. What do you do for a living to put this many miles on this truck? You're postal delivery.

[Caller]

We're a small pest control company in Katy.

[Bobbo]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it all geeked up with the sticker still or did you take the stickers off?

We took.

[Caller]

We took. We have like there's ants around the top border, but that's it. It's like a pinstriping almost, but we took all the other stuff off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will the ants come off easily or do we have to paint anything?

[Caller]

No, it'll come off easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the name of the pest control and Breaking Bad?

[Uncle Roy]

Lord.

[Caller]

Oh geez. I can't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you remember?

[Caller]

I haven't watched that series in a while. I think it was Bug away or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vominos Pestostos or something.

[Caller]

Oh yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, it was something like that. All right. This thing's worth. It was Domino's best two or probably two or three grand.

[Caller]

It's a little lower than I was expecting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it in the website. Let's look. You got a 217,000 mile two wheel drive, base, base, base. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

We're really wanting five.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it will not do that. Vominos Toyota High miles 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

We found it's Vavados Pet Control. Pet Control? Pest control is a fumigation company based out of Albuquerque, New Mexico. They put great big tents around houses.

And fumigate them and they cook mess while they're doing.

Oh yes.

Now back to the truck. I would give five if it's a crew cab Tacoma, but this is the a. I'm visualizing an extended cab sitting low, two wheel drive, cheap wheels, Pest control rig. Yeah, right. I mean I know what it looks like. It's got a hose coming out of the back of it.

Yeah, Breaking bad.

Now Bob, you said you, you buy things off the Dark Web.

What is the Dark Web? I heard you talking about that during the break.

[Bobbo]

I'd like to, I'd like to. I've been, I've been researching the Dark Web. I'm still not sure what it is. Okay, you know how like we go to jdrine.com?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. On the Dark Web it's like instead of dots, c o m center.com is dor t o r T o r. You can buy anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well now why would the law enforcement officials allow that?

[Bobbo]

Cuz it's untraceable, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it's on the Internet. You have an IP address.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know, I know. But your IP address is not traceable on the Dark Web because it doesn't work the same way as dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're making this up.

[Bobbo]

Or dot org.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you bought?

[Bobbo]

Well, I haven't bought anything. But you and I were talking about. We were watching Wolf of Wall street.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were talking about lewds earlier this week.

You don't think they can trace?

[Bobbo]

And we're like you can't buy lewds anymore, but you can get them on the dark web.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy some?

[Bobbo]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll try a loot.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're gonna get something off a web, a dark web, and put it into your body. You have no idea who made it.

I mean, serious, like Thelma and Louise, man. It's like Bob and I will just drive off that. Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's probably synthetic and it might kill us, but I'll take one with you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Bob, Floyd is coming in later this. This morning. He's an astro to give us an update on the dope report. I just love his. He's like Kramer. And there's so many businessmen now. I ran into one, an old man the other day that's a car dealer. He's an old friend. I'm like, you still the Ford dealer down. And I'm say, what city?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I got in the marijuana business.

Marijuana business.

I've heard that a lot lately. We were in the. We're all getting rich in the marijuana business. Okay. You know, out of Waco, Texas.

Yeah. How you do that in Waco?

I know some boys that got rich in marijuana business in Johnson county back in 87. They're still in the pen. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

I get you Dark Web right here.

My name is John Clay wolf. Barry and Saxia. 07 vet convertible with 49's got to be worth. Oh, hell right there, about 18 to 20 grand. You there? All right.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't change with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Gimme the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. It just ain't Saturday without the JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got it. Speaking of summer concerts. Yeah. Ario Speedwagon. Sticks. That new. That new 20 something band.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They tore it up last Sunday with sticks.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did you Go to that one, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not. I had good seats and I gave them to a friend.

Said he's just going to a lot of concerts recently.

Well, I mean, I'm a radio guy. Can I say.

What can you say? You have to, man.

Right?

You got to hang out backstage, do drugs with the Rockies.

Well, that's why I'm asking Baba where to get them.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, he's saying get him. Where do we get the ludes? Because if I'm going to hang out with the musicians and, like, really be down, I need to understand how they're feeling.

[Bobbo]

Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Bobbo]

Well, this is. Okay, this is a. This is for one of the. How do they. When you go to the. This is for entertainment value only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Novelty. This is novelty advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

First, you have to go and get yourself a good vpn. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a vpn?

[Bobbo]

Proxy. Virtual proxy network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Use it all the time, no matter if you're on Tor or not. Okay, now, I told you wrong. It's not dot T O R. Okay. Okay. Web browser extension. It's dot com. Onion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the Onion.

You keep working on that. We'll get back to it a minute. I think you need. I think you need to keep reading.

[Bobbo]

It's really real, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The Dark Web.

[Bobbo]

Dark Web is out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jethro. A 13 boss 302 Laguna sake. With 13,000 miles just off the top of my head. Is it 30 grand?

[Caller]

I'm looking for a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't a whole hell of a lot more than that. New.

[Caller]

It was 50,000. New.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. I didn't. Okay. A friend of mine had one. I think these are the best looking theme Mustang that they've made in 20 years. I love the Laguna Sega. I haven't had one. I've had a few bosses, but I haven't had a Laguna in a. Gosh. I had a new. Anyway, I haven't had one in a while.

[Caller]

It's a beautiful machine. It's in the Jay Leno colors. The black with the gray stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Spring. At the moment, I'm in Colorado, but I live in Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'd like to get 34 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I hit him at 30 out of the gate. JD Are you keeping score of this? I'm hitting these guys pretty close to retail all morning. Yeah, and. But they still don't want to take it. All right, do this.

Everybody wants to.

Let me look. Go to givemetheven.com. load the VIN number up, give me a couple pictures of the car put on there. Take John said 30 on air, it takes 34. Here's the car and we'll make a decision after the show if we're gonna buy it or not.

[Caller]

The car is showroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all about, you know, if it had 2,000 miles. It's hard to say that 13,000 miles is high miles because it's not.

Not.

But it's not 2,000 miles and it's not 3,000 miles. The guy that buys that sub 5,000 mile car isn't the same guy that buys the 13,000 mile.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

When you get in, when you start being queer about. About these specialty stuff. Okay. You know what I mean, Jethro. With a name like Jethro, how would you not know Jethro? How is Ms. Ellie?

You ciphering it up?

What city in Colorado. What city in Colorado you hanging?

[Caller]

We're just entering Trinidad. You know, they. They offer things in Colorado that Texas doesn't.

[Producer]

Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. What he's trying to say is he's following Bob Floyd's advice. He's making a dope run.

Ooh.

Well, well, have your CBs on and have people on the front and back tail clearing the Smokies. Be careful, be careful. And I hope you have that Laguna Seca on a trailer behind the truck so that if you need the Bandit rig, you. You got it. Yeah, yeah. You need to just be running the Bandit rig in front of y' all on the way back.

[Caller]

No, dude, we got the German Shepherds with us, so we're in the outback.

[Bobbo]

10 4, front door panel on down.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 233 4. He's not kidding either.

[Bobbo]

Just hit the Roton Pass. We'll see you at nine o' clock high. Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is not kidding our listeners.

Not at all.

Give it to our listeners. Hell, I think he's got us. No, no, we're not in. We're not in Trinidad, Colorado, but the roller station does go through New Mexico. Chris at 04HD 120,000 mile gas rig crew cab, 3/4 ton average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pearl River, Louisiana, where is that?

[Caller]

About 30 miles north of New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, has it been in a flood?

[Caller]

No, it hasn't. I'm just new to this area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a short bed or a long bed?

[Caller]

Short bed with a. With a camper shell.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 short bed with a buck. 27 crew cab does 6500 bytes.

[Caller]

That's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I'm hitting them. Right, J.D. are you keeping score? If that won't buy it, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. What you're gonna have to do anyway and send the pictures in the. The VIN number. I surely will. Yeah, do it. We'll buy it. I mean, as you can tell, I will buy your truck. 800. 800-7234. 800.

You've been on all day radio.

Uncle Roy's gonna call in with a hummer story. Is it right now or next set.

[Producer]

Next Saturday, top of the area.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, Black, DJ Prek, we need you. Whitey, Blackie, B Rad, eight Mile, we're gonna do White Black now.

[Bobbo]

We're about to witness the strength of street knowledge outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another dope story for you in a minute.

That's all we're about.

I know. Apparently.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah. Speaking of dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whitey, Blackie, DJ Pre, Kate, B Rad.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, it's a man of many names.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the B Rad part.

B Rad is the Malibu's most wanted rapper. Oh, 8 Mile, he's got a lot of names. What do you got today?

[DJ Prek]

Well, you know, I figured for our favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other. I got some damn fool in New Jersey that decided to walk into these ladies home and try to jump in the shower.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[DJ Prek]

While one of these girls was in the house washing herself up. And of course the girl starts tripping and calling the police on old boy. But the real trippy part is while waiting on the police to get. Come get his crazy bucket naked cell, the home invader decided to do his victims a favor and do the dishes maybe, you know. So is he white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on drugs. Hang on, let me run this back. So a guy runs in and takes. He breaks in the house and he takes a shower with a girl that's in the shower. She gets out, he keeps showering. All kinds of crazy stuff happens before they call the cops. They go down and make breakfast.

[DJ Prek]

Something like that. Man does the dishes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does the dishes for her. Maybe hoping for leniency from the judge, but I did the dishes.

Did it actually go to court? Is there a police report on this? Let's see.

[DJ Prek]

I'm trying to see if he got any time yet. I think I know he was arrested, but I think it's still pending.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, definitely white too. Weird too. He's a drugged out white man.

I'm going to go black. I don't know why.

Who does dishes?

[Producer]

Oh, I think it's Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say Latino me. Latino me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

[DJ Prek]

Well, J.D. you're on point man. James King of Jamaica, Queens. And he was charged with burglary and lewdness.

[Uncle Roy]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve, Good morning. You're on the air 09 expedition. 09 Chevy expedition. He wrote this down wrong.

Funny, huh?

You there, Steve?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a Chevy? I mean an 09? What? What have you got?

[Caller]

09 Chevy. 1500 Texas edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fourteen grand. Fifteen grand. Maybe 16 grand, but probably 14 to 15.

[Caller]

Fair enough. I'll put you in the bed and we'll get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. your driver away? She's always wanting to buy some something. Here you go, Travis in Magnolia. Good morning.

Hello, Travis.

Yeah, good morning, J.D. travis brings us an 89 Oldsmobile with 70, 000 miles. Is it a 88 or a Delta 88 or what have you got?

[Caller]

It's a Cola Sierra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's even uglier than I thought. It's a Cutlass Sierra. Oh, man. Did somebody pass away in your family and leave this to you, Travis?

[Caller]

No, I picked it up right now for a little bit of a little old lady that went to church on Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course.

Grocery store after some. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

You're talking about dope. A little bit ago. There's a company called American Green. Oh, we only got 10 seconds. Okay, I'll tell you about. They bought an entire town in California to turn it into drug par. Drug paradise.

What is this world coming to?

I'm telling you.

Be right back.

Beautiful.

Sounds like my kid playing turtle. Let's go. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 96 Camaro Z28 with 95,000. I bought a 2000 or something. SS Camaro with 5,000 miles on it.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

This week.

Brand new.

Hey, I just found out that we had a car blow up. I need Uncle Roy to call in. Or we need to call Uncle Roy.

[Producer]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up.

Burned the ground.

[Bobbo]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what happened?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Did a car blow up? You don't know where it was?

I. We had a hummer like spontaneously combust.

That sounds like Jesus, you know?

Hey, these hummers are weird, dude. I had one. If you remember, a year ago, we had a driver drive one through the wall at the auction.

Yeah, I saw the video.

And it hit Alexis, Texas. Bounced off that, went through a guardrail, over an embankment, off a cliff. That was a H2. H1. H1 hump. H3. I'm sorry, the little one. Hummer. And then we had a Hummer, like completely.

[Bobbo]

Whoosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

Just explode.

They just sent me pictures of it. I need to put it on the face.

Nobody got hurt.

Facebook page. John Clee Wolf show.

Okay, good.

I don't know. I don't know if anybody got hurt or not. Crazy Roy, call in and tell us what happened. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hello? Hello? What you got?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Yes, I hear you. Do you hear me?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, I got a 2011 Ford F250.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles it's got?

[Caller]

97,000. It's a King range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where do you live?

[Uncle Roy]

Rock wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I just hit you? Are you a serious seller or you just. Restaurant.

[Caller]

Oh, I need to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a pay.

[Caller]

I already got a Carmax off for 25, but it, it seems kind of low. Is it looking for 30 on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's I, I, I wrote down 30. Oh, look at this. But I don't want to give 30. I mean, why you write it down? Well, I don't want to give that much. If they gave you 25, can I give 26?

[Caller]

Well, my payoff is 32,000, so I need to get pretty close to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a diesel rig, right?

[Caller]

Navigation, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Listen, if 30 grand buys a 2011 King Ranch stroke. If it's nice, I'll buy it for 30,000. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we'll buy it. Okay.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy.

[Bobbo]

Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy. Roy. Roy. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning. Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy is here with us. Everybody, let's welcome Uncle Roy. Roy, Uncle Roy's been with us for years and years and years. So tell me. I, I got a text this morning that I had a Hummer blow up.

[Caller]

Yeah, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happen. What? Why? How?

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Caller]

I really don't know. We was branded from the frame shop Metro.

[John Clay Wolf]

And oh, we, we sent it to get it inspected because they said it had frame damage.

[Caller]

Yes, yes. Section we, we taking it back. And my driver called me and say.

[Bobbo]

Man, this thing smoking.

[Caller]

I said, what's wrong with it? Then another driver called me, say it's on fire. Then the other driver called me. It just blew up.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Caller]

All that, you know. Then that driver sent me a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you send me the.

[Caller]

I wasn't saying nothing about the driver. You know, I think the driver still in it. You know, he's got slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you turn him up or get in the phone more? Roy.

Huh?

Get in the phone a little bit more. Yeah, we want to hear you good and loud and clear. So the. The. The driver. Who's the driver?

[Caller]

Can't Get Right.

[Producer]

Can't Get Right. That's his name? Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't Get Right. The man's name is Cannot Get Right. And what is his age?

[Caller]

His name is really Child. But when he first started Hero, he couldn't get nothing right. Everything he did was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was wrong.

[Caller]

But we just named it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he burned. Why did the Hummer burn? Is it fixable?

[Caller]

No, it's burned down to the ground. I thought, you know, just a little smoke a little far. They put it out. Far extension. Yeah. After it's all put out, they sent me a picture. It's burnt the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

So did Can't Get Right. Did he get out?

[Caller]

Yeah, he got out. He got out. When he come in here, he didn't stop, so I'm afraid he had to go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he have any injuries?

[Caller]

No injuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was all this? Was it on private property or public?

[Caller]

Public.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did okay. Huh. Wow. So is the car totaled or can we fix it?

[Caller]

No, we ain't doing no fixing now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So one more time, how did this go down? The first driver said, what?

[Caller]

I see smoke coming from the hum. The next driver, it's on fire. He just blew up. God, all that? Yeah, Yeah. I said, what about Can't Get Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

We don't see him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Caller]

I said, well, y' all need to go back there and make sure he get out there. Y' all know these slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember the Hummer H3 we had last year that drove through the wall at the auction? And then off the. Are these things cursed? Are they cursed?

[Caller]

Yeah, but he was. He was in the box.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we had another H3 that the tranny just went out on. And I don't mean Bruce Jenner doggy.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. We don't need no more 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Roy just made a corporate decision. Hummer H3s are on the no buy list.

[Caller]

We don't need no 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless they're under 70. Unless they're under 80,000 miles. The Miley ones are blowing up like it. Like a. Like a high maintenance woman.

[Caller]

Yeah. No, no, no. Ain't no market for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me. Send me Sydney. Send me a video. I want to put it on the Facebook page so the listeners can see it. Thanks, Roy. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Like a red headed girl on St. Patrick's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

So bargain for him. That's terrible.

[Bobbo]

Sexist comment you know, we had that happen one time. A buddy of mine and I. Long story short, his Cadillac caught on fire. We used to have to drive 30 miles away to Munster, where I come from, to buy beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story short.

[Bobbo]

And we had to put that car out with three cases of beer that we had bought. Natural light. Natural light beer, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

I see. Letting the car burn, my friend cried.

[Bobbo]

He wept openly, like a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

2011 Camaro SS with 32, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Are you smart?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm good. I'm. Well, I was good until I got the car. The call just a moment ago that I lost a car.

[Caller]

That kind of sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does kind of suck. I need to get to the bottom of it, you know? The good news is that guy put.

[Caller]

That car out with that natural light. He didn't have much invested in the beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is this ss?

[Caller]

It's a Y with the black stripes, hood down the side. It's got about $5,000 worth of upgrades. I don't know if that counts. It's about 500 horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead and play. Matthew McConnell.

[Caller]

My son's car, he's trying to sell it. He got it fixed up. He's trying to sell it to buy him another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it. Is it, Is it, Is it, Is it. Is it like 17,000?

[Caller]

No, I think he owes 22 of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Well, load it up in the website, givemetheven.com and we'll take a look.

[Caller]

All right, we'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we lost a Hummer.

How was your week? Well, lost a Hummer.

[Producer]

All I'm visiting is, you know how we're having these customers take photos with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love.

[Producer]

Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

Yes.

[Producer]

So I'm seeing them standing by this burning car with that sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get it? I don't know that. But that would be great, though.

Great.

No, it would be great.

So hot. We had a hot deal.

Burning car. Burning car, man, I'm telling you, those Hummer 8, those H3s, they're no good. They're no good. They're just no good. They're no good. They're no good. And they're no good, baby, you're no good.

We were talking about this a minute ago. You want. I just want to hit it real quick. There's a nationwide company that's opening up there. They bought the town of. Of Nipton, California. It's a small town. You know Nipton Yeah, they have a. It's got a hotel, an old west style hotel. Just a few houses, an RV park and a coffee shop. That's all it is. It was like a gold rush town. They are buying it. They're going to turn it into a marijuana mecca.

Like Dollywood?

Very much. Yeah. They're going to have rides there.

[Bobbo]

Totally awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be a totally.

Basically, Johnny Manzel.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, come here. Come here, Johnny. What do think you, Johnny, are you going to be the spokesman for Tipton, California?

[Bobbo]

That's not me though, man. You always got high and dip in, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you? It's been like the place, huh?

Johnny, I heard that you wanted to get back on the Cowboys or something. You want to play football?

[Bobbo]

No, I was going to start on. On the offensive line. Because I can take your head. Johnny Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can take a hit. Johnny Football is changed to an offensive lineman. Why? Because I can take a hit.

[Bobbo]

I've been training. I've been training though, man. Like get a grape snow con.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

And eat it in one bite, man. Get the brain freeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[Bobbo]

That'S what it feels like to get hit by the Chicago Bears defense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was lying that your training is a grape snow con.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes some blue raspberry. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I would rather be endorsed by John Johnny Manziel. Then Pudge Rodriguez. Did you hear those car commercials for Pudge?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody locally, I think they finally yanked him off.

It was so bad you just couldn't understand it.

Yeah.

Remember when Emmett Smith did Gator? What was it? Powerade. And he couldn't say the word Powerade. It would just say it was greatness. It was greatness.

[Bobbo]

I'd be running for Mr. Jerry. I drink it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pay.

[Bobbo]

Paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid.

P is one word.

I'm just looking to get paid.

He put it up in the camera. Pay my pain.

[Bobbo]

The x. X number 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, rush, rush. Rush Limbaugh. Down line.

[Producer]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Just a little advice. And I know you don't require advice from the likes of El Rushball. Careful what they say about football players. Why is that? Let's hold them down to say why. What about this? Oscar Moochi's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

All of a sudden?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I really like that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You follow that? Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure. And, and not, not, not the, not the biggest of my worries. No, no, but still in mind. He owes me 120 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he, yes, he does. Why would he owe you that money?

[Bobbo]

I told him he need to calm down. It's not a lot of money, but it did heftily deplete the Percodan supply around.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

Make millions and millions. And millions. I wouldn't think 120 bucks is a lot to you.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you. Think about this, okay? If you make millions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You're gonna spend millions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that what you're saying?

[Bobbo]

Give some millions away?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you give money away.

[Bobbo]

Ask Garamucci. I took him shopping. You know, you're gonna be in politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Lose the sunglasses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Dress like El Rushbow. Dresses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

We bought us some. Some slacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A nice jacket. You don't have to wear a tie. You're on the radio. But if you're the press secretary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Need to dress up a little bit. I can't believe they fired him all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was quick.

[Bobbo]

But you know General Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I think he knows. He knows where the rubber hits the road.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So to speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So that's what he wanted to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been a busy week.

[Bobbo]

Hey, what about these Russians?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about them?

[Bobbo]

Ah, they're suddenly. They're buzzing like a. Like an ant. Well, they're kicking out all kinds of diplomats things. And they're not the kind of people we really want coming back to the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think something's going on in Russia?

[Bobbo]

I think something was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was okay, sure.

[Bobbo]

They're trying to build the. The new utopia. Oh, sure. Those communists. That's the thing about it, you know. That's why we go to war in places like Korea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Vietnam. Communism is spreading.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it is.

[Bobbo]

They're falling like dark domino's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that's true.

[Bobbo]

I never like that agenda, that. That allegory very well. Because when dominoes are falling, usually you see a lot of Chinese people around cheering.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do all right. No, you do.

[Uncle Roy]

They'll do.

[Bobbo]

With the shape of a dragon or a monkey. They're all going, yee, yee.

[DJ Prek]

Yee.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's enough.

[Bobbo]

I love to see the dominoes fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gentlemen, thank you.

[Bobbo]

Watch out for communism. Oh, kids, be sure and wear a tie when you're on tv, for God's sakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bronson. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, yep, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are? You are.05 Mustang with 65, 000 miles. GT leather stick. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,000.

[Caller]

6,000, you know. No, I mean, it. It's got 67, 000 miles on it. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 6,250 clean. I mean, what's that 6,250.

[Caller]

Nah man, I. I own it for more.

[John Clay Wolf]

561 rush. You want to give 61 rush?

[Bobbo]

I'll give 61.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 65.

[Caller]

My. I'd like to get my payoff for it. I mean I owe 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom. Lost him.

[Bobbo]

Ouch. Buy it for 61, sell it for 57. Claim it on your damn taxes. That's what I do. I'm gonna do it anyway. Let's pretend I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shane. A 10, 150,000 mile pickup truck cloth is worth, I don't know, five grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, I can't. I can't do it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It might go to 7, but it just all depends. 5 to 7 on that rig. I should have left him on the air for a minute. Not hung up so fast cuz he had a cool accent.

Wow.

Those. Those good Louisiana accents are. I. I don't know why I like them.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Craig. An 09 Denali with 124 Charlie. We had one in our parking lot that. I've had this car in stock for 90 days and it was at Metro and it. I was it supposed to go to discount. It came back here and I just saw it. You know. It's like seeing an old friend. Yeah, I was like wait a minute. I know that car. Oh man. Where? You don't know anything about it? No. All right.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig. 09C Denali buck 24. All the goodies, A lot of money. Do you have a title to it?

[Uncle Roy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

12, 13, 14 maybe.

[Caller]

I was probably looking for a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about 15?

[Caller]

Still looking for 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I'm looking with you.

Yeah, hang on.

About J.

It's kind of to. Do you see it east over there? Yeah.

Do you see 16 over there?

I don't.

I don't see it.

Uhuh.

Craig, do you see it? I'm looking, Bob.

Yeah.

No, I see 15.

[Bobbo]

I can't see past 14 too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig, go to go go go to giveme the vin.com and let's take a look at the market on I. I'll pop the VIN number off the. The market off the VIN number now. I'll keep looking for 16. Let me see if I can find it.

[Caller]

Okay, we'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

We're still looking but we'll be back. Hey, during the break guys. Let's keep looking for that 16. I'll look. Look under Turley's record player.

It's over Here.

And I'm gonna go look into the.

[Bobbo]

Burrito bag, Nina, and the pinta and the Santa Maria. It's out there somewhere. We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. We're gonna bid a few cars real quick. This is the two minute drill. Jason go 08. Shelby GT500. What color?

[Caller]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 70,000 miles? Yeah, 20. $20,000 for 70,000 miles. Steve, go 09 bends. 29,000 miles. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's the last year of that body style. Damn it. I don't know.

[Caller]

Dark blue with tan interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any bids anywhere else?

[Caller]

No, I really haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking mid teens. But I need a VIN number. Can you. Can you go to givemetheven.com and throw the VIN at me so I can be right on the money? Because I want to buy it with 29,000 miles. I really like those. Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm a second owner. When I bought it about five years ago, it had like 800, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4, 15 Rogue with 20,000 miles. Mike Houston. Ah, is. It's a S. S.V. it's like 12. 13,096 Camaro with 95. Steve, I've left you here all morning because I need to see pictures of this one. It's hard to buy over the air. It's got 100,000.

[Caller]

It comes with a set of double Ds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That are at 2015. Platinum blonde, green eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, send all that in the photos.

[Caller]

All of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It absolutely increases the value. Please.

[Caller]

Proven. Proven.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a scientific mistress magnet. It's a scientific fact. Go to. Give me the vin.com. 97 Ford conversion van. Handicap cripple hall. Kevin, good morning. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of this. You're coming from Florida. These. These rigs are worth between a TH000 and 3000. I need to see it. I I 97 models with the Keck. We'll be right back. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. I'll be back after. Are we playing songs or commercials or what next? I hope it's songs.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy. You can do it in your underwear. We love Oklahoma. We're just easy that way. The JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just what?

Easy that way.

[Bobbo]

We love Oklahoma. We're just easy that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a cool voice, Bob. I'll give you that. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. We have the best. You know what I want to do? I want to give a free plug for a good company.

Okay.

Red carpet car wash off Camp buoy in the best detail. I've been doing this business 21 years and I send my stuff to them to do have since I started. If you have a car that you gave five grand for and they do the detail on it, it cost you 150 bucks or 170 bucks. It's worth more than five grand and it's worth more than what their charge was. They do the damnedest detail of any car.

Amazing.

They're unbelievable.

It's brand new.

When you get and it's like. It's like 1975 over there. It really is it really big. Afros. Lots, lots of. Lots of culture, culture, culture, culture. You'll see more culture at the red carpet car wash than you will going through the museum district.

[Producer]

In the years I've worked here, I've actually learned how to speak Spanish. Because of red carpet.

[Uncle Roy]

Yes.

[Producer]

Yeah, it's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's bought some good grass over there on accident.

We don't need.

Not there, but like off the curb. That guy got fired, though.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[Producer]

He's not there Anymore because the, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the guys that run it started it in the 60s and they're, they're in the law. Yeah, it's a family operation. They run a tight ship, but they demand that the product is correct. They clean the vents with. I know, Q tips. With Q tips.

It's amazing when you get it back, it's good. Yeah. They don't just blow it out with air.

[Uncle Roy]

I've had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Anyway. 8008-772348-00800 radio. Mary, where are you calling from? Mary, Mary, Mary, quite contrary. You there.

[Caller]

You're G. Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

You're from like Houston, Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Did you ever listen to Andrew Dice Clay?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever listen to Andrew Dice Clay back in the day? The comedian?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember his Mary mary bit?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. 11 Dodge Dakota, extended cab. Crew cab, Regular cab. Which one?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher clean.

[Caller]

It's do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher clean. Do this. Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Give me the VIN number, send me a couple pictures and actually my system will bid your car automatically. Right there. Right. Then 800-800-7234. Chris, if you'll do the same thing, I'd appreciate a 7. A Chevy Captiva with 44 leather and roofs like 9 grand. But go to the, Go to the system. It might give you 10. Okay, thanks. In this one here, Terry. 03 Ford SuperCrew121. Cloth, gas, white. Like our system wouldn't bid this car automatically because it's overhead. 115,000 miles.

Okay.

That's a cut off average, rougher clean. Terry. Clean, clean. Three grand. Four grand. Three grand. Three grand. 3500. It's an old body style dog and it's got 120.

[Randy]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why am I caring? It's his, his old ass truck.

Because you're a nice guy.

Like you want to explain it if it's leather.

When people.

I sold a four wheel drive Lariat with 90 on it the other day for 65.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

And he's got a 03 with 128 piece of crap cloth, two wheel drive. Hey, Terry, why don't you take that thing and go drive it on the trash can? Why don't you go find Uncle Roy, set it on fire, then it'll be worth more.

You need some coffee, man.

Just relax.

He just didn't know.

Yeah, but he's acting like I underbid it.

I didn't underbid S. I know you didn't underbid it.

You overpay.

We understand.

It's okay. Y' all do something else.

I'm gonna get him some dope. We'll do that at 10 o'. Clock. We'll do the. You know, there's a. There's a company. We talked about this a minute ago. Buying, literally bought a city in California.

Get your ass out of here.

Oh, my Lord. And. And they're gonna turn it into a dope city. So the top 10 thing, top 10 things you can do in the new dope city in California.

That's our top 10 of 10.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The top 10 things you can actually do, then you really probably can't do everywhere else. You know, that'll be fun. We'll also talk about Tom Wopad. We can do that. He's just a good old boy. Didn't mean no harm.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I seen time.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been in trouble with the law since the day he was born.

[Bobbo]

Last time I seen time w was out in Nipton, California.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. He was in Nipton, actually. Of course, we know him as Luke Duke from the Dukes of Hazard. Been arrested for indecent assault and battery. I sound like Rush Limbaugh all of a sudden. In Massachusetts.

How would it go?

Rush Rompat was in Massachusetts starring in a place, a production of 42nd Street. Yes, Rush, Lo you do it? Well, he actually, no, I'm not going to do it. He told. He basically he had a victim. He. He put his hands down her pants and just, you know, she got upset. And of course, you know, now she's. Now he's been arrested. He also happened to have a little, what, say, a cocaine on him.

[Bobbo]

A little. A little coaching, I was thinking. Sound a little more indignant.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little more indignant.

Time Tom Wopad. Cocaine on him.

When my two. When they arrested him. My two favorite parts of this.

That's the first I've heard.

They pulled him over in a Ford Bronco, right? And we're told they found a small baggie of cocaine on him. He was booked for possession and also indecent assault and battery, which is a felony. The coke, by the way, is a misdemeanor.

I noticed the black Bronco on the getaway car, and I thought, isn't that odd? Yeah, two guilty people. The black guy drives a white Bronco. The white guy drives a black, black Bronco. Something about Broncos. Something about 94 Broncos, 93 Broncos.

[Bobbo]

Also, did you catch the quote of what Wolpat Told the police?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Why he had so much cocaine. He told them that he bought in large quantities and used it over a period of time. That was his truth. That's what he told.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was his explanation.

[Bobbo]

Because I think he thought they wanted to get him for, you know, distribution. Distribution.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he like gave him the Sam's Club approach.

[Bobbo]

The only reason I've got five grams of cocaine is because I buy a lot at a time. Buy them, use it over the course of a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert at 11 Chrysler 200 with 90 on it. Average. Rough or clean greatness.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three to four grand.

All right.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what they do? Jack Nichols? Nicholas.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what we always did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack, would you want to take us out?

[Bobbo]

Back in Colorado in the good old days, we couldn't wait on a Saturday morning to get to hear the John Clay Wolf show. Stay tuned and you can hear it too. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Beaming across the Lone star state in all points, hillbilly. The J.JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All points hillbilly.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, Frank. 08 Rubicon four door with 103. Is it stock or is it lifted?

[Caller]

No, stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand.

[Caller]

And it's a hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand. 16, 17. 16, 17. Yep.

[Caller]

Okay, so go on there in fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me, give me the vi n. Givemethevin.com Yep. Load it up. Load it up. Load it up. Load it up. Justin in Oklahoma. Thirteen super crew plat. Four wheel drive, leather roof nav. It's got a clean faction. It's a sweetheart. What's this thing worth? 20, 20, 20, 20, 20', 26, 7. Is that right? I think so, yeah. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. I'll buy it.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Romero Romo Tony Roman's father. What the hell were you talking about during the break? I heard you talking to JD about him doing a calendar or something for the Girls of Golden Corral. What?

[Bobbo]

I was only, how do you say, complimenting J.D. ryan on his newest tape?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Bobbo]

You know, he. He loses his job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he lost his job.

[Bobbo]

He loses his job on. On the Columbia Sports Network broadcasting. And it's time to make a book. Part 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

A book?

[Bobbo]

A book of buro dolares. You have a tip called the Women of the Golden Corral?

[DJ Prek]

No.

[Bobbo]

Jesse.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? I didn't know.

Will you turn JD off so he can't defend himself? It's funnier when he can't defend himself.

[Bobbo]

And it's Dino. Before you even get to the really spicy portion of the buffet or the tape, a Jedi Ryan sit alone in a golden Corral. You sit at the table, and the waitress come, and she have only the bottom half of her uniform on, okay? And she have a plate of pancakes and says, J.D. ryan, I have your breakfast buffet. But she has no bacon or sausage. There's no fresh orange or cantaloupe. There's no eggs. It's only pancake. And she brings it to him and she hold it in a certain location on the podcast. They have no boot. Not even. Not even the. I can't believe it's no booter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, J.D. it's a porn movie.

[Bobbo]

I drive. I drive. Stack of pancakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a dirty movie. Girls of the Golden Corral. JD is the star. He's sitting. The final scene, the quarantine, the Quentin Tarantino show. Is JD sitting in an empty Golden Corral. A nude waitress comes up and tries to give him pancakes without butter.

[Bobbo]

Well, she does have a eye problem, but There is no Mrs. Bodisworth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

This is dry pancake. And JD, he ate the pancake, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off of her.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't sound exciting to describe, but if you see it, it's very nice. The next girl has the roasted beef with the brown gravy. It's wary. It's weary, I think. Making me think about the Golden Corral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roasted beef with the brown gravy.

[Bobbo]

I'm excited now when I go to the Golden Corral.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the name of JD's Cessitape?

[Bobbo]

It's called the Women of the Golden Corral, but they spelled Corral with only.

[John Clay Wolf]

One R. Where do you find this?

[Bobbo]

And golden half of two ales.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you find this?

[Bobbo]

And the L's on the label are shipped like a wet you know, I, I find this at a Dixie's toy box in Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we'll, we'll have to check that out, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Well, I understand it's legal in Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. did film a light porno called the Something of innocence.

Seduction of Innocence. It was a, it was a B movie. Oh, it wasn't a porno.

[Bobbo]

I see. They said sweat out the daddy Queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was.

So that was on HBO or Skin.

It was Cinemax.

Accent, get him accent. I never knew about this girls are going to growl stuff.

[Bobbo]

He take the girl take a hunger buster.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Bobbo]

What you remember on the, on the counter basket. I think you look like you really enjoy yourself on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like The D David.

A 14 Wrangler, two door gas with 29. Is that a hard tub?

[Caller]

Yep, yep. Hard tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is it? A Sahara? An X? A Ruby?

[Caller]

Is this port Sport?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Just stock. All stock. I have manual transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have trouble with these two door expensive jeeps. The four door is great. The two doors, when they get up around 20,000, they stall out. What's it take to buy this one?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I mean I was thinking right about that 20, 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm stalling out right there. I'm doing just like they do to me. I'm about 18.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and let me look at it. I'll take a double look. But the stick, the two door. Yeah, yep. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I did. I want to talk about that Queen concert a little bit some in the next segment. NFL. I went to see Adam Lambert last night in Queen.

[Bobbo]

How was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was great.

Good show.

We'll get into the next deal.

Okay.

It was in Dallas and they're in Houston tonight at the Toyota Center. And I shouldn't give them free plugs, but I will. Sports headlines. It's time.

[Producer]

Wrong one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Bow.

[Bobbo]

Live from the side of your Saturday morning fun time show. It's a sports minute with Michael Turley. All brought to you Curtis of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real Deal with John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Brought to you by Gains Burgers and Glade. It's the quicker shiner upper. And now the host of your sports minute, Michael Turley on the Real Deal radio show.

[Producer]

Are you excited, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Football season is among us.

[Producer]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But have you noticed since we brought that back that people are using it again a lot?

[Producer]

Yeah, I have noticed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

Seriously, kid Cric show was. Yeah, buddy. In the other day.

Really?

We didn't invent it, but we damn sure brought it back. That was us. You're stealing my material that I stole three decades ago off of Stoners.

[Bobbo]

Somebody got to go tell that kid. Cradock, man, what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem with that. He's dead. He's dead.

[Bobbo]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, three years ago, he's dead.

[Bobbo]

Monday morning. Morning. You hang around me. Obviously.

[Randy]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a show called the Kid Crag Show. There's also one called the Russ Martin Show.

[Producer]

Anyway, so. Yeah, the hall of Fame game. Did you watch any of that? Cowboys, Cardinals.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What was hall of Fame about it?

[Producer]

It's just the game that it's prior to the actual hall of Fame induction. Which Jerry Jones. The Cowboys, he's going in lt. Which Ledanian, Tomilson, which is really cool for Lawrence people in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Producer]

Ladany, Tomlinson, a couple other guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black kid from tcu.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Terrell Dave.

[Producer]

That's it. Martin Anderson, kicker. First time a kicker's actually going in the hall of Fame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrell Davis, who I don't know if.

[Producer]

He should be in.

[Bobbo]

Did he get a full two seasons in?

[Producer]

He got. He got more than two seasons, but I didn't think he was hall of Fame worthy. And then, of course, Jason Taylor and a couple others, but that's all this weekend. So Jerry Jones, his wife is actually going to introduce him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Producer]

Which I kind of surprised her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Producer]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jerry's. Yeah.

I wonder if she'll do, like, the dress rehearsal thing at the weddings. Everybody in the audience, please pull out the picture from under your chair.

Right.

Here's a picture of Jerry with his mistress.

All the girls, private jets that we have hidden cameras on. Our private jet. Look at this video.

Everyone in the country at this moment to look at my husband, what a great lover he is.

Just not to me.

[Producer]

Talk about just going scorched earth right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hall of Fame. So Romeromo's coming in at 10:45 because he's got some complaints about the.

[Producer]

The game. So Tony was practicing his craft of actually announcing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of rolling to the left on a glass.

[Producer]

Of actually doing announcing. They had him in a. A makeshift booth where they're doing construction at this hall of Fame stadium.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[Producer]

It wasn't even a booth. It's just like a room that wasn't complete.

[Bobbo]

He's under a tarp.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it even. Was he. Was he turned on or was he just practicing?

[Producer]

He was in A mic. He was holding a mic that wasn't plugged in.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very bizarre.

[Bobbo]

Very.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to hear all about that at 9:4580-080072-34800, 800 radio. So when is kickoff for college? Is it three?

[Producer]

End of August?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three couple weeks away. Yeah, we're getting there. Alabama rolls out as number one again, of course, even though they lost last year. I haven't looked at the rest of it. I haven't tuned myself up. I'm excited about it, though. What about you, Turl?

[Producer]

Yeah, Clemson is. I think they're getting a little underrated. They still have, you know, they don't have their quarterback from last year, but they still have a lot of pieces left. They're like fifth ranked in the in rankings. Michigan's probably going to get a lot of love this past year. They had a good strong run, so I'm excited. But of course, Alabama, it's everybody against Alabama, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Smear the. Well, smear the. Smear the. No, you can't say. But that's how it feels against Alabama. They've got the ball. They're running through the schoolyard and everybody's trying to smear the Alabama Crimson Tide. 800-872-TREFO. 800, 800 radio. The phone lines are live blowing in the wind. What have you got there, boss?

Let's see here we have. Well, we were talking about the real things and maybe fake headlines this week. Course we talked about Tom Wapat getting arrested. Maybe. Some people may think that's fake. How about this one? This has been running around on Facebook is former Price, Price is Right host Bob Barker, dead at the age of 84.

I already died last week.

Is it true? It is not true. Stop sending it around. It is not true. Bob is still kicking. He's alive with us. How about this one? NASA has a job opening for folks that want to protect us, the Earth, from aliens. True or not? Yes, that is a true story.

Really?

What is that a true story? The sour. Yes, the planetary protection is actually concerned with avoidance of organic constituents and biological contamination in human and robotic space exploration. This position, by the way, pays 124 all the way up to $187,000.

What is the qualification?

That's a good question. What would you have, what would your previous experience be? Well, you know, I kept the. I was at. Oh, I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I've seen Alien 40 times, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in New Mexico in 47.

[Producer]

That's your qualification, right?

[Bobbo]

There must be two hits of qualification.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

No more wire hangers ever.

[DJ Prek]

What?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Serious thing?

Yeah.

Did you ever get beat with a hanger?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

I got beat. My dad whipped me with his belt while I was sleeping.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you do?

Slept too late.

Oh, okay. Well, I get it.

But I mean, is that. Is that.

Yeah, that's too much. Yeah.

Harsh.

Yes. They would call cp. Yeah, whatever.

He'd like to do that now. Wow.

Wow.

How big of an old boy is now? Yeah, I do.

He'd go over to his house and knock on the door with a belt.

Hey, Red. A17 Silverado LT. It's about. It's about. It's about. I've got so many questions and I'm out of time. Can I put you on hold?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hold on a second. Be right back. My name is John Clearwolf. I buy cars right here on the radio.

[Bobbo]

He was never a fan of Hugh Darvish because he's not convinced that Koreans make great ball players. He hasn't bought fishing gear in many years. His neighbor keeps everything a man could need in a boat that's been parked next to the house since his tragic divorce in 1994. His preferred Sunday pre game show is on the NFL Network. He only watches Fox for the chicks. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. We love oklahoma. We're just easy that way. The jcw show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Good morning.

Good morning, John.

I'm going to grab this call real quick. Cody. Good morning to you guys. Houston, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Dallas, Abilene, Arkansas, the world, the whole south central United States. Good morning to you. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan Bobbo with all the funny voices in Turley with the smooth production. He'll be atrocious. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oh, you don't want to kick a brother. Wise down, dude. Man.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 GMC Denali. Cody, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this car? Is it 15 grand?

[Caller]

15? Is that what you said?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just asking, does 15 buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buy is it?

[Caller]

25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at least you know. So here's what I did, Judy. I threw out a number. I call that a reaction number. Him hook.

See what happens.

It's a reaction number, right? You give them a number and you Get a reaction.

[Uncle Roy]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got. Now we're getting down to business. But we are $10,000 apart.

That's going to be a tough one.

So now we pull out that CD from. What was the name of that band about meeting in the middle?

[Bobbo]

Diamond Rio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diamond Rio. Cody, do you ever listen to Diamond Rio?

[Caller]

I never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm start walking your way, you start walking mine. We'll meet in the middle between. You're the old Georgia pie.

Yeah, yeah. Do you want to meet in the middle? Cody?

[Caller]

A 20. Yeah, 20 by it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 90,000 freaking miles. And this is an old body style. I'm not beating on your car. I'm just giving you the facts.

[Caller]

Yeah, 22. 5. We might have a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an oddball split dog. I don't know if I can get there with 88. I don't think we do have a deal. Hang on. Looking for. I'm looking record.

[Caller]

Got the automatic running board.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all there. Yeah. You guys are missing the point. You guys start talking about like how clean it is from the car wash. I look at them as commodities. We've got a 12 Denali with 88. A two wheel drive, that's what we've got. We've got a 12 Denali with88. So all that talk, talk, talk might bring 500 up, maybe a thousand. Maybe, but. But not. No, it's a 20 grand rig dog. But it might do 21. It might and I might give it. So the only way to find out is to go to Give the website givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll see. Thanks. Yeah buddy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and you can go to the website to everybody listen, just go to give me, give me the vi n givemethevin.com and our system will actually automatically bid your car right there on a range and then our buyer will email you an actual offer. J.D.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Casey?

Casey? Oh, let me go get him. Hang on. The lobby.

Oh God.

Good morning John. How you doing? I was having some coffee. I Forgot it was 10 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for the top 10. Earlier we heard about a California town that's gonna turn into basically dope city. They bought this town in California and this company's gonna put in a hotel and all kinds of stuff. And there's only certain things now that you could do there.

But come on Bob, didn't Jefferson Starship sing a song about this a long time Ago.

What was it called?

We built this city.

I remember.

[Bobbo]

That was Hotel California, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We built this city on pop. And then go ahead.

Number one in 1977. Okay, here's the top 10 things you'll be able to do in Dope city in California. You can mow your grass and not put it on the curb. Smile at the cop and not be paranoid. Spend the whole day at the grocery store just looking.

Dude.

Get stopped for speeding while doing 12 miles an hour. Go to the amusement park. Six joints under the seat. Get a ride on the roller coaster and just sit there and be perfectly happy. Buy tickets to the new amusement ride, the cannabis carousel. Eat a pink thing. Eat a pink thing.

Eat a pink thing.

There's your top 10 things you'll be able to do. The new Dope city in California. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep preaching for the stars. It's that ice cream. That pink ice cream you buy at Six Flags. Try to follow with me.

[Bobbo]

Frozen Pepto Bismol.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would think it was food. You'd have had it all figured out.

Remember, @givemetheven.com we also buy RVs and motorcycles and ATVs, so you can load those up as well. Just a quick shout out. Thank you, Casey.

Absolutely.

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number.

Smells like mothballs.

He smells like chipmunk's ass over there. What is that over there?

Oh.

Oh.

[Producer]

Randy's badges.

[Bobbo]

Hop up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hop. Hop up to the mic. You can't talk from the floor, goofball.

[Randy]

Hey, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on?

There he is.

Hi, Randy.

What are you doing, buddy?

[Randy]

I'm just trying to make you butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey, you look chipper today. Yeah, you're in a good mood.

I had a haircut.

Oh, haircut.

[Bobbo]

I can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your tail's all. You like it fluffed?

[Randy]

Yeah, it's like John Froter back in the Greece days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Ducktail.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a ducktail?

Yeah.

I didn't know chipmunks bangs to do like this. Okay.

[Randy]

Another brill cream in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They still sell that?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

My hair stylist puts in it only lasts a couple of days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that's what I need more bucks for.

I gotta buy more brill cream.

[Randy]

And there ain't no nuts on the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's no nuts.

[Randy]

So I got, you know, nuts is money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I didn't know.

[Randy]

Well, yeah, to a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

So I started.

[Randy]

I got a friend that got your studio.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Randy]

And I started Trying to make songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make songs?

[Randy]

Yeah. Do you see any fools out here? They're not even famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy]

They're like. Everybody wants to be Waylon Jennies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure.

[Randy]

Well, my cousin Alvin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alvin.

Yeah.

Of the original.

[Randy]

Yeah. Chip and Dale was strictly actors. But Alvin could really, really sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alvin could sing? Yeah. It was a real deal.

[Randy]

Yeah. Before they got with the Chipmunks and started making this bubble gum music. I mean, Alpha could make you cry.

[Bobbo]

Oh, cool.

[Randy]

You ought to hear him do Fire and Rain. Really?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if it sound like that would be very powerful.

[Randy]

I was just like, oh, I seen fire and I seen rain. What I seen lonely days I thought would never end. You got to help me, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

You know, Help me, Jesus.

[Randy]

Make you cry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the chicks just love it. I'm tearing up.

[Randy]

He got a lot of nuts on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There, I guarantee you.

[Randy]

But nowadays, everybody likes a country music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Randy]

Which I hate. But. But it sounds good. You know, People buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure.

It's huge.

[Randy]

Yeah. So many little towns now sell liquor.

[John Clay Wolf]

That didn't used to.

Okay. Yeah.

[Randy]

And that's drinking music, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy]

So we. We. I brought in a demo I made. My friend Rusty played guitar on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You brought. You have a demo of.

[Randy]

Yeah, but the background singers at this studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

Bunch of ducks.

[Producer]

Yeah, I listen. Yeah, I listen to this, Randy. And this is more like outtakes from what you did here. Yeah, it's not very well produced. I don't think you're gonna make any money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hit it. I want to hear it. Nice guitar.

[Randy]

That's Rusty.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Rusty. He's good.

[Randy]

You like me? Big old nut. Cold beer and a bunch of beer nuts. Machine pocket full of big tashi and Brazil nuts too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are ducks.

[Randy]

This music part. Play, Rusty, play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty's good. He has a fiddle.

[Randy]

Well, I was raised in the branches of a big old oak tree, man, and that's home, you know? Cold beer and a pecan pie and homemade speed. Yeah, we like that speed up in the tree, Cuz we're chipmunks. Shut up, man. Let me tell my story. God damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

You talking to the background singers.

[Randy]

These backup singers are pissing me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can see that. Yeah.

[Randy]

It's my song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but they're dance. They're doing what you told them.

[Randy]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Randy]

Singing about woman's eyes. That's sick. Like peace cavity.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not really.

Hold on.

[Randy]

Stop, Rusty, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Randy]

This song's crazy. We should go back to singing AC DC Back in blood. I guess you know, I'm glad to be back. Cause I got loose from the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think Rusty's lost his damn mind.

More like an outtake. Yeah. I wouldn't release this, man. I would not release this.

No. No.

Not even in a truck.

Mata 13 Dodge Dart with 90s. Worth about five grand. Maybe four. Five hundred? Yeah, about five grand. 4,500. You there? Yeah, sounds good, Scott. At 07 Grand Prix GT with 155,000 mile. 07 Grand Prix with a hundred and 55,000 miles. But a hundred K on the engine.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're from Norman, Oklahoma?

Yep.

This has got to be a prank call, right?

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm going to tell you, just like the last guy, about a month ago that called him the same car, she got a 07 Grand Prix with a 150,000 miles. Right. Do you live. Do you live in like a.

[DJ Prek]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you live in a community? Do you live in a, like, apartment complex, trailer park, anything with like.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there. Is there a large dumpster near your house? Okay, well, but just. Just get. Get your boys, y', all, you know, get your keystone lights rolling and go over and put that thing either in the pond or in the dumpster turn. Because we have spent more money on this 800 call than what that car is worth. All right. 800. 877 Grand Prix. That's the worst car in the world, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Call your Uncle Wendell. Tell him to bring the torch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

Little pieces will fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticks.

Great show.

I should have gone last. I didn't go. I didn't go.

Oh, you didn't go. I saw Sticks at Billy Bob's. Oh, I guess a year ago. Great show. Really good show.

Really tight.

Amazing. Really, really good.

Do you think Queen, Charlie? Sure.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You saw Queen.

[Bobbo]

Only thing about Sticks is there's no Dennis DeYoung in the band. Man, that kind of knocks it down a notch for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. But, man, you don't miss him. You really don't. Not in the show. I know it's hard to believe.

[Bobbo]

If they don't play, baby, I'm leaving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy's there.

So, Adam Lambert last night the lead singer for Queen, the replacement for Freddie Mercury. He is a perfect, gay, flamboyant rock star. Couldn't be better. Theatrically, everything's perfect. His voice is great, but it's that big carry, Broadway boy. And Freddy had more to turn this up a little bit.

[DJ Prek]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see if this is a good clip of Freddy's that really shows it. Now this doesn't. We'll get there in a minute. But Freddy had a. Had a. Had that big, flamboyant, just a raw energy course voice. But Adam doesn't have the. There's something missing. Isn't that terrible to be judging one. One guy against the other guy? That's dead.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can't replace Freddie Mercury.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Brad Delp from Boston, who has an incredible voice and shot himself in the head about what, 15 years ago, his replacement is just as good as he was.

[Bobbo]

Right. Well, he's holding down the notes and that's tough, man. Those Boston songs, I can't sing them. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. But, you know. Well, here's a good part. Bring this up. Turley. Lambert can't come out of big voice and go into small voice and Freddy Mercury could. That's what. That's what I'm trying to say. But anyway, they're wonderful. And I didn't realize the drummer had so many lines in the songs.

[Bobbo]

Singers talk about diaphragm voice as opposed to head voice. And I don't know if Andrew. Adam Lambert has a lot of head voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's what I was hearing. You know, it was great. Very worthwhile. Worth the money. They're playing Houston tonight at the Toyota Center. They did Dallas last night. Awesome. If you're a Queen fan, if you're a classic rock fan, if you're not. If you're a share fan fan. If you're straight or gay.

Yeah.

I would go see these guys because it's good.

[Bobbo]

Highly recommend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very, very good. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I was trying to get him Vanilla Ice on the radio with us this morning to talk about the sampling lawsuit of this song from Ice Ice Baby. And he won't do it.

[Bobbo]

I remember back then he said that he used a slightly different lick, but I swear to God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, absolutely.

[Bobbo]

And I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've talked about. About this because his brother and I are good buddies and his niece works here.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Megan, you know, our logistics manager's uncle has vanilla. I seriously. And I forgot what you were saying earlier, that they bought the publishing rights should. I don't think that's correct.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got sued by Buck Cherry and Vanilla.

[Bobbo]

No, but since then, like seven years ago, he bought the publishing rights to that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's not that wealthy. Queen has more money than he does.

[Bobbo]

He just said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just saw them last night and they love looked richer than Vanilla Ice. Vanilla Ice. Is in a. He's jumping around at trees in a Ninja Turtle outfit.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Queen's selling out the aac, Right? So you tell me who's buying who's publishing, right? But I'm gonna say, listen, it wasn't Nilla. Nila Wafer wasn't buying out Freddie Mercury's Rice or David Bowie's.

[Bobbo]

I think he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look it up. It's all online. You know, that's what Internet's.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I saw it just this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd it say?

[Bobbo]

It said he bought the publishing rights so he doesn't have to worry about that anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's BS he got. There was a lawsuit. I wish kept would call it in touch.

[Bobbo]

I feel a wager coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, how's your new radio station?

Oh, wow, that was a turn. We're doing great. I mean, it's an Internet station. You can't get over the air. But we're having a great time putting together a lot of work.

Grapevine Radio.

It's Grapevine Radio. Okay. Yeah. Gvr, like Grapevine Radio. Kgvr Grapevine. And it's just all about. It's, it's what I. Where I learned radio. Small, small towns, what Bobbo does during the week.

Right.

It's a small town radio station and we pay attention. We're getting people all over the world. The weird part is, once again, you know this. Once you get on the Internet, people listen in Japan and Germany and all over. It's very bizarre.

I've listened to in the background. It's got great. You've got a great playlist.

It's, it's, it's a mix.

So it's Grapevines.

Grapevine Radio.

Local radio station.

Basically, our local radio station will cover them, you know, things at the lake, the activities downtown, the Christmas cafe.

How do you get there?

Excuse me?

How do you get there?

To the city or how do you.

Get to the station?

Oh, it's kgvrgrapevine.com kg and we're going to be on the Android app as well as the Apple app here within about 48 hours.

Cool.

Thank you.

15 Camaro SS stick, cloth, navigation, sunroof. I need to see it. But I'm. I'm. It's mid-20s is what I'm thinking. Oh, it's cloth. It's cloth. It's cloth. It's gonna be low twenties. Low twenties. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Michael, I'll take your. The Camaro you were sitting there with off Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana. All this Southern SEC football country. Good morning to you.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.08 Ram Half Ton Gas 120,000 miles Average rough or clean. John, pardon me. Is this truck average rough or clean? It's.

[Caller]

It's excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Condition is eight grand. Buy it. Eight grand?

[Caller]

I was hoping for a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I got. James.04F250 with 220. Too many miles, man. It's like, it's just so miley. It's just, it's like three, three to four thousand dollars. Brandon, this, this thing. So this body style is killer. I get smoked on these every time I buy. 1.04Jaguar XJ8 with 74, 000 miles. If you, if you start it, does it actually run without breaking down?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. That's a start in the right place. I think it's a two grand rig and I know that sounds ridiculous, but I can't tell you how I've paid $50,000 worth of mechanical bills on these. And I'm just done 2,3000 some money on it. And that's what we'll give go to. Give me the GiveMeTheven. GiveMeTheven.com Put your car in there. My system will bid it faster than I just did on the radio. And we buy cars, we buy several hundred a week. That's what we're here for. We want to do it. JCW she'll be back in store the second.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. From deepest Oklahoma to the Louisiana Bayou, the JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Good morning, Houston, Dallas and everywhere else. 07 Hummer H3. This guy. This guy's got to be a prank call. I mean, first it was a 97 Grand Prix, which I hate, and I had a Hummer H3 blow up and burned down this morning. You can go to the Facebook page and see it. Josh, who are you and why are you calling me? Do what You're. You're a pranker. You're a funny guy. No, come on now.

[Bobbo]

Not a pranker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

No.

I'll give you four grand for an 07 Hummer with 140. Yep. I'll give you four grand for it. Four grand.

[Caller]

Four grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand.

[Caller]

Way off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, go to. Go to my show page and look at the pictures of my 07H3 Hummer. Did you hear the story earlier today? Yeah. It burned to the ground. Just blew up. Just burned. If anybody has an H3 and would like to buy parts, I'm parting one out. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4 12. Cadillac CTSV. I don't think he was a pranker.

No, I don't think he was. He seemed to.

He was hanging in there too tight. If he's not, he's a pro.

Why?

Just he was hanging in there so. Well, normally when people are busted, they run.

Yeah.

You know, he didn't run.

[Bobbo]

That's our new game show. Pranker or wanker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob. A 12 CTSV caddy is in a wagon or a sedan or coupe of sedans. What color?

[Caller]

Black. Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Cadillac ctsvs fun car. I love the wagons. If anybody has a wagon CTSV they want to sell, please go to givemetheven.com or call in. I'll buy it right now. My probably. Probably my favorite car in the world to buy, which makes no sense, but it's true. How many miles till it turns 50? That thousand.

[Caller]

It's got 49, 27 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

49,027 is 30,000, buy it.

[Caller]

I'd like. It's got, it's got the 21st century muscle car 675 package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 30, 000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 29, 000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

30, 35,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too much. It's just too much. But, but, but, but, but, but I would like to buy it. Let's start over. 30 won't buy it. What will buy it?

[Bobbo]

35.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too much. It's too much. It's just too much. I just can't make that work. I'll give 31. All right, all right. Right. 800. 800. 723-48-800 radio. Power strokes, Dodge Cummins, hot rod caddies. All the pretty stuff. If it's got boobs, boobs. If it's got boobs and legs.

Side boobs.

A side boob. I like it like that. Pretty cars. Pretty, pretty cars. Just like pretty girls. They sell well. So quick, speaking of, did you see the tata towel? Bobo? Tata towel. Towel.

So it's, it's Facebook.

It's a, it's, it's on our show page on Facebook. Take a terry cloth towel, right? Go around your neck, go down over your boobs and take some, like, some. What's the stuff that gathers it up? Not Velcro. That would hurt. Ah, elastic. Elastic, yeah. And, and sling it around the bottom in the creases, right? And then go up to your neck and tighten it. And you've got to reverse bra that's made out of towel. And it fixes boob sweat is what the invention was about. However, however. And what they say is that bigger girls have more boob sweat.

Makes sense.

So some of the models are plus size, not. Oh, just big old, you know, chicken fried steak with gravy and mashed potatoes with gravy.

[Bobbo]

Acreage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure. But you know, they're models. They're all busty gals. If you're, if you like pogs or BB dub, you know, if you got one, get her a tata towel.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't get her one anyway because they're pretty cute.

They're cute.

Yeah, I kind of like it. I think I'm gonna get one for my, my, my young lady.

Love you, young lady.

Baba. I might get you and me one too.

Okay.

All right.

Get that as an anniversary gift for her. I'm sure she'll love that.

No, no, no. Why?

That's just not a gift.

It's kind of like the old bandana boob holder from the 70s.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a good look. It's good look. 13 Ram half ton, two wheel drive, leather crew cab gas with 57. Jeff, is it a Laramie? No, sir. 15, 16, 17.

[Caller]

It was. The leather was put in after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels or the 18s? It's a 20 inch. 15 to 15 to 18 grand. I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Good morning. You're on the. Oh no you're not. I lost them. Oh, we're out too. Hey, call in. I'll take some calls. You guys. We have one segment left here on the on on the brew and ZPs and the buzz and then we're gone to hour number four. And they don't ride with us. Call the program directors and at them. You want them to ride with us? I noticed on their sites they took off all their Contact Us. Really options, not just across the board.

They got tired of that so the.

Radio companies took their Contact Us stuff off.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't that odd?

That is very odd.

[Bobbo]

It's not like a broadcasting entity at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't want to hear from you.

It's the way the world works.

We just don't want to hear from you.

880-800-7234. Why?

Why contact us? We're not going to change our mind of what we're playing.

Right?

We do it from New York. We don't care what you think.

And on their Facebook pages you can't post visitor posts.

No.

Really? No. They just. Big Brother is barking down your ear. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the Job John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. We own Saturday the jcw show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick J.D.

[Uncle Roy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What band? Quick Baba. What band?

[Bobbo]

John Cafferty in the Beaver Brown Band.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. It's a English beat, isn't it?

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you know what? I grabbed these songs. I make a music list every week, and most of these songs that I stole from a movie I saw last week.

What movie?

Spider Man Homecoming. Took my kids to it. Awesome. And they had a bunch of badass songs as the soundtrack. Can you hear me knocking? From the Stones.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Ramones.

[Bobbo]

They're doing that more and more these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you noticed that?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, even the last Star Trek film had.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what this is good about is. Hey, guys, you've been arguing with your old lady. Especially you guys like me. That went with the younger round two.

Yes, round two.

You're bitching about who's in charge of the radio and whose music's better. We know ours is better. They have no taste.

None.

So now Marvel Comics Disney, they're coming out with these movies and they're playing our music exactly in those movies. So who's. Right? Who won this eternal battle between you and your 23 year old girlfriend? Clearly, we did.

We did. Exactly. It's in the movies.

And if they'll just shut up and do other things that we're telling to, they'll learn that they'll have a happier life too. Oh, Lord, here we go.

[Producer]

If you like good music. Soundtracks, G. Guardians of the Galaxy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both of them.

[Bobbo]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so great.

Both movies. What is Guardians of the Galaxy?

It's all corporate classic.

Marvel comics. Marvel Comics.

[Bobbo]

DC's not doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right. No, no. But. But we need to be listening to Kiss Top 40 because that's what's good. No, well, that's not what the kids say that are watching the movies.

Right?

[Randy]

We won.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. i'm happy.

I've been arguing.

I've argued with my wife about this stuff more than anything we've ever had.

Music.

Who's driving is in charge. Don't even talk about it. Yeah, and I mean, she like powed up about it. What does she like? She likes top 40. She's a Kiss FM. Oh, no, that's what they all are, dude.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That whole. That whole female.

She'll be out of high school soon and all that'll change.

She's 32. 31. 30. 32. Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

I just need to get her one of those tata deals. Yeah, yeah. That's what. No, it is our. It is our ninth anniversary. Happy anniversary, honey. We're gonna have a little fun this afternoon.

We can do too.

I had to. You know, speaking of, I was trying to get it started early and we, we have a three year old.

Oh yeah.

Baby day, day.

Baby day. Who's a superstar?

He's a funny kid. So it's early, you know the early in the morning deal. You wake up and here's the kid.

There he is.

He's there in the bed.

He allows.

[Bobbo]

You allow him to sleep in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your bed's in the middle of the night, man. So I'm trying to get him out of there and he doesn't want to go. And he talks about himself in the third person. Baby dad didn't want to leave is what he's saying. So he walks off. Long story short, I'm trying to get him out of our room.

Sure.

So I can say hi to his mother before I leave for work. Right. And we get out into the den of the house.

Okay.

And he and I literally had a negotiation. With a three year old.

With a three year old, yes.

Like, listen, dude, I looked at him in the eye. You're. I want my mama. I want my mama. I'm like, listen, I don't want you in my bedroom.

Yeah.

So what do I have to do to get you to leave us alone this morning and go to your room? Hang on, this is funny. He looked at me, said, take me to McDonald's. We shook on it. Oh my God. He wanted a Minion character in the Happy Meal. We shook on it. He turned his ass around, walked his room, took him to McDonald's that afternoon. He hadn't had a problem since.

That was awesome.

3 year old.

[Bobbo]

He's learned he's going to make a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great Republicus gill of the deal.

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Troy A13 Infinity JX35 with 70. Does it have navigation? Yes, yes, yes. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's frost. It's kind of a bluish frost color.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't just talk to me like a normal dude. What color is it? Silver. Okay, thank you. God almighty. You, you know, seafoam, grayish blue, metallic calypso. Not, you know, you gotta be. You gotta be wearing 400 shoes and work at the Mercedes store to talk like that and have bad credit. Did you catch that part of it, Bob? Yeah, exactly. Because those guys run more game. Their. Their bark is bigger than their bite. Okay, J35. Is it all. It's a JX35. Is that right? I'm pulling this thing up real quick. Set 70. It's got crappy miles, but it's okay. It's an infinity. I'll make it, you know, 18 grand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hit the brakes, Will Robinson. 15 grand.

[Bobbo]

Backing up, backing up.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

15, 16. 15, 16. Oh, bada bing, bada boom. You're the one that put all the miles on it, not me. You're the one that drank 24 beers, not me. That's why you're hungover. 06 element Mike. Good morning from Edmond, Oklahoma. 65,000 miles cloth average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Yep, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[Caller]

The only thing that's wrong with it is the driver's seat. You know, on the edge where you get in and out. You know, it's kind of. Kind of messed up, but does that everything else is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SC or the regular one?

[Caller]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like a six grand rig?

[Caller]

No, not really. I mean for six. For six grand I'm gonna take. You keep it and get the gas mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it? Do what? How much is it?

[Caller]

I'd like to get nine for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to know if it's an sc. Can you go to my website and put the VIN in?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. load it up. Yep. 10 must with 150,000 miles. John. These. These rigs with a six cylinder with 150,000 miles is fully depreciated. It's hard to believe, but you wouldn't. It just. It just takes the wind right out of them.

[Caller]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like a three grand rig. I don't know if I could sell it for north of three grand actually.

Really?

A ten Mustang. When they get 150,000 miles on, the guys that buy them are the Note dealers. And they can't tote the Note if the car won't make it. The note. 800. 800. 7234 Romero Romos. Next. Remember what's selling hot right now. What are we paying a lot for? We're paying a lot for Escalades. We're paying a lot for Tahoes. We're playing a lot for. 080-9208-2012 expeditions loaded even with miles on them. Yes. What else is hot? Anything pretty lifted. Trucks are always hot. 5, 9 Cummins are always hot. Mega cab Dodges are hot. Got 4 wheel drive diesels or full size SUV's like next to new Ford Expeditions or not. No, but older ones are affordable Ford. A Ford guy's a little cheaper. In the shorts than a GM guy. Okay, as a whole.

Makes sense. I know.

Everybody's like, what are you talking about? I don't mean the Diesel bar. I mean the Expedition versus the Suburban. Why does a 14 anyway? I don't want to get in all that. Romero. Y' all call in. I'll bid your cards 800. 800. 7234. Or just go to givemetheven.com and remember, if I do not beat your Carmax offer, your written Carmax offer, I mail you a check for a hundred dollars. That's what I do. I mail checks every week because I don't always beat it. But when you go to give me the VIN and you show us your CarMax offer, you're either going to get 100 bucks or you're going to get more money.

Perfect.

Either way, you win. Go ahead, Romero.

Good morning, Tony Rummel's dad.

[Bobbo]

I have a lot you notice this week, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

What? What's this? Mr. Pancake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Pancake. I'm not.

[Bobbo]

I have Antonio this week at the game. The hall of Fame game. Yeah, I saw it doing his play by play under a pop tent. Did you notice this?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a tent area. Yes, of the stadium, I believe they.

[Bobbo]

Are the Columbia Sports Broadcasting cbs. Probably unaware of his. His experience with the puppeteer as a legal quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, experience.

A bad experience.

[Bobbo]

When he was only 11. When he was up, Antonio joined the Boy Scouts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everybody does.

[Bobbo]

On the Boy Scouts they learned to cook outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And tie the rope into different knots, track and kill little rabbits and squirrels. Well, on the Blackabay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really.

[Bobbo]

And the camp out camping out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We now Tony smoother at this time. She buys for him a puppet tent.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh really?

[Bobbo]

And for weeks before his first come out, we try and try to practice him how to put it together. It's not real hard, but to know it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really?

[Bobbo]

And I show him many times how to put the stake in the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Erase the poles and keep the door zip in case of snacks while he's asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're teaching your son, Tony Romo how.

[Bobbo]

To pop a tent when he was 10 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 10 years old.

[Bobbo]

But he always get ahead of himself. He managed to tie his hand to the main pole.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an accident prone.

[Bobbo]

He would get the stacks. He's accident prone very much. And I tell him to have to hammer the stacks in or the pump tape will, you know, fly away. And of course doing his first company with all of the boys. Antonio cannot get his puppet tank together. Oh, no. It looked like a giant blue dead. A giant jellyfish. Like on the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

At Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

And all the boys, they're laughing at Antonio. Who is very frustrated at his time. And in his anger and his humiliation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

He throw the puppet tent 31 yards. The whole tent in a high, gusty silver wind. At which time the pup tent shoots into the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like a titan missile.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

With Tony at the attached.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, of course he's tied to it.

[Bobbo]

To a height of 700ft. Yes. And at this altitude, Antonio cannot afford to untie his hand from the pole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure that this wasn't a missile test from North Korea? Sounds about like the same setup.

[Bobbo]

A regular puppet tent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

If we had not bought it at Sears, we would have sued the ass off of the Walmart. Thank goodness it was his left hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

The one with the. The wooden fingers attached to the pole. And he fly with his pup tent all the way from camp Potawatomi to Lake Tobin. In the Great Saskatchewan Forest. 1200 miles away.

[John Clay Wolf]

1200 miles.

[Bobbo]

Where he live on cheese nips and goofy grape drink mix. And the meat of fresh pelicans. Which he killed with his boy scout knife. Thank goodness he had his backpack still on his back when the puppet T took off. Of course, when the Canadian mount is find him nine and a half weeks later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[Bobbo]

He was a different boy. He did not speak for many days. And when he did, his first word was a goonie goo.

[John Clay Wolf]

A goonie Google.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

And he tell me and his mother that he was nurtured while in the wild. Oh, really? By a family of squatches. Could teach him anything. Like how to move both silent and quickly through the forest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This why he always used to run onto the field In a long, gaping lope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

While always looking to the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And now the Columbia sports of broadcasting. They put him in a pooper tent again. And if you know it, he's not afraid of heights.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not afraid of heights.

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's afraid of almost anything. But the sasquatch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

Which he insists a real, real family. They're not real of gorilla man. No. Living in the Saskatchewan Romero.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. That was a great story. I appreciate it.

Wow.

And as listeners, you can jump over to 97.5 for hour number four down in Houston. In some areas of. Some areas of town, it picks up. Dallas, Fort Worth, we're losing you. Oklahoma City, we're losing you. Everybody else is on deck for hour number four. GiveMeTheEven.com is where we buy the cars. We want to buy a hundred this weekend. Please go there. We're aggressively buying cars and we will be back. Hour number four, remember the podcast at thejohn claywolf. Com.

[Bobbo]

It just ain't Saturday without the JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lovely is a night when you find.

[Announcer]

Yourself alone, your demons come alive and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mind is not your own. Bob, does Billy Squire tour anymore?

[Bobbo]

I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd go. Would you go?

[Bobbo]

I'd go with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you just don't like him.

[Bobbo]

If I had a buddy wanted to see Billy Squire, I'd go see Billy Squire. That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, but Sticks, I mean, they're playing without Dennis DeYoung. At least Billy Squire is Billy Squire.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and Journey's trying to break up again. Is that right?

[Bobbo]

Well, and a lot of people would say break up. Journey ain't been Journey in about seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's still. They're still good.

What's the story with, you know, these, these bands, They've all aged out and they can play their instrument Great. The 75 year old rock stars are 70.

Yeah.

But they have to hire a new girl to be their singer. Who all's done it?

Ellie Squire on two or.

[Bobbo]

No, Dennis. The young's not in Sticks. You got Journey.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how old is the guy that's hitting the Dennis Young points?

[Bobbo]

Oh, old, old. His replacement, he's got 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Most of these guys are coming in with Tommy Shaw.

[Bobbo]

Well, Tommy Shaw does the Tommy Shaw song, right? They do still do. Cuz they don't play the Best of Times. They don't play Babe, I'm Leaving. They don't play Mr. Obato. They do still play Come Sail Away. Yeah, they do. Which is a density Young song. When they get the weirdo that plays keyboards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam Lambert. Queen.

[Bobbo]

Queen, right, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little Filipino dude with Journey.

Yep. He's Good.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The YouTube star with Boston who is awesome. That guy's as good as Del was.

[Bobbo]

He is in concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Doesn't anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van Halen grabbed him and then they went back to their old mule.

[Producer]

Yeah, but was that a. Because he did his own music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad's touring with the Eagles. I mean, it's huge.

Exactly.

He is what he does.

The guy from Extreme for Van Halen. David Lee Roth for Van Halen. Right, right.

[Bobbo]

Gary Sharon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary Sharon. Now they're trying to. Are they talking to Hagar again?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, I think what it is, is nobody can stand Eddie for more than like 18 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he that bad?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. They say he is. Sammy and Michael Anthony wouldn't even play with him for like, what, 10 years now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Still don't.

[Bobbo]

He went. He went off with Sammy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he wouldn't. No, no, no. I think they kicked him off to make room for Junior. Well, yeah, the bass player. Right. Hey, let me grab this Tahoe real quick. John. An 08 Tahoe with a buck and a half on it, Leather roof, Second row captains. What. What color is it? John, are you there? Tahoe? John?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation or. No. Now, no. Now, is it six grand? 6,500.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,500. Seven grand. So appreciate the 150, 000 miles. If it had 120 on it, I'd give 10. It's just when. When the miles start getting that high. Really? What. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was hoping eight or nine. I was trying to get into that range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, eight by it will. Eight by it.

[Caller]

I need to chew on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, chew on it.

[Caller]

And if I've got it, I've got it listed privately. I. I just. I was just passing through and I heard you say the premiums on the Tahoe's Escalade, and I was like, well, I'm in that range.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. It's just the miles on this one. It's the miles on this one. Whenever I bring these things across my. Whenever I bring these things across my auction block, like the 150,000 mile Tahoes, we have to auction them off in Spanish. You think I'm kidding? No, no, no.

[Caller]

That's.

[Bobbo]

I'm 100.

[Caller]

I'm flooring. That's why I'm 100. I've listed it in Spanish and I'm expecting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this guy knows he. He knows culture.

You got it.

You're a very culturally diverse guy, John.

[Caller]

I've got a construction background. I feel like I know exactly who's gonna buy this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right in. No habla, no paper, cash. Your mama.

Yeah.

Tony Romo's dad's Cousin's gonna buy it. 880, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I'll give eight. I think if it's nice. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will try to buy it.

JD what are you looking at on Facebook this week? Or actually, this is not this week. This is over the last several years.

800, 800 radio. 800, 8007234 is the phone number.

You can decide which one of us on this staff. And it could be any of us even. It could even be DJ or you know, or, you know, anybody. So who tweeted this one?

[Producer]

Oh, this is a favorite new game. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who actually Facebooked this one? Ready? I keep threatening to start tweeting, but I've been trying to quit dipping for years.

That's obvious.

That's pound. Don't hold your breath.

[Bobbo]

Jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be John.

That's me.

How about twit?

Twitter just never grabbed me.

It never got. I never got it either. I have one, but it's like, I don't understand it. Why would I do that?

[Producer]

Random.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it is. I think in order to be successful on Twitter, you need to be a real celebrity.

Yeah, I think that's the case.

I think that's really a pipeline to real celebrities.

Speaking of real celebrities, who. Who put this on Facebook? Seriously, I am a fan, but what is our overriding impression of Tom Cruise right now, today?

God, that sounds like Bob. That's all deep thought, weird from Bobby Brown.

[Producer]

What's your thoughts right now of him?

[Bobbo]

I still like him now. He's my favorite movie star. Dude, I saw Vanilla sky this week. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome.

Is that the one with the swingers?

[Bobbo]

No, that's Eyes Wide Shut. Yeah, but you know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[Producer]

It's a good movie too.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

How about this one? The weekend's never over as long as you got a cold Natty and some skinner.

That's the son of a.

[Producer]

Biggest son of a sow or SOB at jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, that's his Twitter handle.

And we'll do one more. All the glitters ain't gold, but you could see me shining from the moon. From what I was told.

That sounds like Bob being weird again.

Nope, that's pre K. Oh, really.

Now?

[Bobbo]

What I don't understand is why we don't include strip club in this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, because he's not here anymore. But boy, is he ever great.

Yes, his.

His tweets and his Facebook is important.

You're right.

[Producer]

Who is strip club? For those that don't know, strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ was our phone screener and in house funny man for about five years. Yeah, and he got tired of the cameras in the big city. They were making him paranoid. Too many cameras and too many lights. So he moved back to Lafayette, Louisiana, to deliver pizza for Domino's. But unfortunately, one cloudy night, he was making a run for the goal line from the curb to the house, and he slipped on a slippery pallet. Where, you know, you can imagine this in Lafayette, a person's home. Instead of having a sidewalk up to their door, they had pallets, they had pallet sidewalks.

Right.

And it had been raining. And strip club has the pizzas in his hand and he eats it on the pallet. He slipped and he blew his knee out. But he's very proud that he did not spill the pie. And now he lives on, you know, disability from that moment.

Let's see, 10 hours ago, he said, who wants to make me a true Italian lasagna? He just asked people to bring him food from time to time. Eleven hours ago, it just says Marmaduke for no particular.

Yes, exactly.

Bizarre. People are bringing food, bring you stuff all the time. Hey, who wants to bring me a pizza? I was like, nobody.

He also is a Rennie. A Renaissance fair.

Yeah.

He had a big life as a. As a. As Kulag. Kulag character in the Renaissance.

He's mad when people challenge him on that deal.

13 impala with 106. Oh, Mike. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

How are y' all today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What city are you coming in from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Does it have the Louisiana package?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's got pontoons on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the Louisiana package. Package is a whiskey dent. Needs tires and a busted windshield. Does it have all three of those?

[Caller]

It's got. No, it's got good tire, good windshield. What was the other one?

[John Clay Wolf]

A whiskey dent. You know, a 500 whiskey dent. Hickey somewhere on the body.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. The whiskey dent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really from Louisiana? Because this doesn't. You sound like an imposter.

[Caller]

No, I'm glad I've been here. I've been here 35 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller]

So, you know, I mean, it's like that's where I'm from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, how much is the seven thousand dollar car?

[Caller]

Oh, wow. I didn't know it was that. I thought it was more than worth more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got106,000 miles on it, right?

Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, that don't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it supposed to be worse?

[Caller]

I don't know. I thought. I thought it was worth maybe nine, but I guess not, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

About nine?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that a coincidence that if your payoff is nine, it's gotta be Always that you can't.

[Caller]

You can never go in a hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right, right. But if your payoff was seven, then I'd be, you know. Oh, yeah, that's great.

My best buddy.

8008-0072-3480-0800. Here's.

Here's one more from. I gotta do one more strip club. I hate when crackheads call to order food, then get an attitude when they learn the cost. I guess he's still delivering pizza. Before you belittle me for my job, I have. Remember, if everyone in America had a PhD in astronuclear physics, somebody would still have to deliver pizza.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's serious about the pizza. Absolutely.

It's.

[Caller]

What.

[Producer]

It's professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So is he back on?

This was two days ago. Go.

If you need a real pizza delivery man, like the water boy, a serious one, we've got your guy.

[Bobbo]

He's the Bobby Boucher of pizza delivery boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he actually lives right there by Cajun Stadium, or whatever it's called.

[Bobbo]

I order you pizza, mama. I order Subway. Subway's the devil, Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of the devil. The devil? What? The devil is around.

Is he really?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. Oh, what's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never too far away, is he?

[Uncle Roy]

Sorry that took so long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were you?

[Uncle Roy]

I was doing the New York Times crossword. Have you seen this?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Natalie, one of your favorite publications.

[Uncle Roy]

14 letter title, Tom Cruise movie. I just can't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vanilla Sky?

[Uncle Roy]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

What have you been doing this week? Satan.

[Uncle Roy]

Seven, eight, nine. No, that doesn't fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

My bad.

[Uncle Roy]

I'm just, you know, buying souls. It's a lot like what you do. Hey, I got these guys, they want to be famous singers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

And I say, hey. I mean, I can get you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

So you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look what you did for Justin Bieber, the guy.

[Uncle Roy]

How about a. How about a little bit of soul there, right? They're like, well, how much? I'm like, well, you know, I mean, I'm willing to deal 60% of the soul. They say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know you deal.

[Uncle Roy]

No. How about. How about 42? I'm bargaining with them. Like. Like they can save their soul once they've sold it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think?

[Uncle Roy]

Because they're cheap baskets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about the Charlie Daniels song where he kind of outed you on that whole situation?

[Uncle Roy]

Well, that's actually based on fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you really did a fiddle contest.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's.

[Uncle Roy]

It's all pr.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

It was a Big stunt.

[Uncle Roy]

No, I mean, back in the early parts of the 20th century, right. I had a golden fiddle. We used to do it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. Have you ever heard of a fellow named Strata?

[John Clay Wolf]

Marius, of course.

[Uncle Roy]

As me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not you.

[Uncle Roy]

No, I mean, I'm the guy that turned him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you turned him.

[Uncle Roy]

He still plays a hell of a fiddle. We have every Saturday night down in hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

Is Charlie Daniels on your side or the other side?

[Uncle Roy]

I'm not sure about Charlie. He's a good guy. He's always begging for cash. You know, I turned him famous in 1972. I mean, who wouldn't? The great musician. He's always, you know, praying. Oh, come on, Satan, give me another 400 bucks. I don't think he spent his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money. Well, I don't think he's doing that either.

[Uncle Roy]

But we have a big ho down on Saturday nights. You know, two thirds of the Solid Gold dancers are down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no clue.

[Uncle Roy]

That's great. And Marilyn McCoo, too. Oh, no, she still looks pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Uncle Roy]

Especially in Firelight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody looks good in front.

[Uncle Roy]

You get it? Firelight?

[Caller]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally get it.

Thank you, Satan. It's always a pleasure.

Loves his jokes, Tom.

An 09 charger with 62 has got to be worth five grand, I think. Wait, what year? Wait, what body style is that? Is that the old body style or the new? That's the old. That's the first body style, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tom. Charger.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That 09 charger is the old body style, Right? The first generation that they made when they came.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is. Does five grand buy it, Carmax. Give me six. Okay, well, then the 6100 body it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemethevin.com. stick it in there. And when you take pictures of it. I don't even need pictures of it. Just take a picture of that CarMax offer letter and submit it. And then we'll buy it off of that, pick it up, and we'll pick it up. Thanks, man. Lloyd 07 King Ranch with 77,000 thousand miles. Leather, no roof, no nav. Right? Right.

[Caller]

Yeah. That's the only two options.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't have average rough or clean.

[Caller]

It's real clean, man. It's probably cleaner than most.07. There's a few little scuffs and whatnot like you'd expect, but Overall, it's pretty clean. I also put a little. A little leveling kit, like 2 inch in the front, inch and a half in the back. Just give it a little something special.

[John Clay Wolf]

My gut is telling me. 14,000?

Yeah.

What is. What is yours telling you?

[Caller]

Well, you know, honestly, man, it's old now, so I'm thinking about maybe getting a new one. But it's still a nice truck, you know what I'm saying? So I was imagining, like, around 17, I probably would do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that rig is gonna do 17 in that body style without. Yeah, even if it had navigation, sunroof, it wouldn't do 17 because the body style. But it might do 15. If you. If. If you'll take 15 or 16 for it, go to givemethevin.com and load it up and I'll buy it.

[Caller]

All right, man, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. 800. 800. The reason I send everybody the website is because the VIN number, we take that and we bust the vehicle history, which is carfax auto check. It shows that we basically pull the credit on your car. It's light. Has it been flooded? Does it have frame damage? D D D D d D and then our system will. Will run market reports off that number real quickly and put us on the money because, like, my instincts was, like, mid teens.

Sure, but.

Exactly. I need a. The computer. Well, on this one, I kind of know. Yeah, I do so many of them.

But they give you a range.

Yeah, yeah, the system will give you a range instantaneously. And then the pictures, man, that gets it all going. I mean, even you can listen to a gal tell you how pretty she is all day long until you see. Until you see. You don't know. Yeah, the. The picture's really close. Seal the deal from the top. But the beautiful part about what we do is you don't have to drive it to us. We don't have to go to you. You don't have to wait. You snap a couple pics with your phone, and whammo, Done. And we just changed our system where you can upload multiple pictures. I mean, if you've got 10 of them, you just add, add, add, add, add, and it'll send it right over. And the more we've got, the better decision we can make. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio Kurt. An 01911 Turbo Porsche?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather and roof.

[Caller]

So leather roof, silver exterior, red. Gus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a.

[Caller]

Just under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just under what? 60,000amonth, keep it under 60. Keep. If it's like 59, 8, stop driving it. Seriously. Makes a difference. Sounds stupid. Makes a difference. Think about, about the next guy that's going to buy it. If he has to admit to his friends that he bought a 60,000 mile one, then it's not as cool as hey, I bought a 50,000 mile one. It's all mental, but it's all real. So on this car we get into service records quickly. What you know, you know the story. It's all about maintenance on these things and they leak oil and they have problems. They do this and that. Is it up to snuff. Will it pass an inspection?

[Caller]

Yeah, oh, definitely. It was owned on the second owner. First guy was a wealthy guy out of Connecticut that sold his business. He had two of them and he was, he was getting ready to buy an R8. So the wife wanted to, wanted him to clear out the garage. I've only drift, I've owned it for three years and maybe driven it 3,500 or 4,000 miles. So not a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of typical on these highline cars like Lambos and Ferraris. They never have any miles on them because people just take them out twice a year for, for a, for a run.

Yeah. Pretty days.

It's kind of like a boat.

Yeah.

Not, not a fishing boat, but just a cruiser.

Yeah.

You know, 38 to 40 grand is what I'm feeling on this thing.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

That sounds, you know what I mean? Probably 40 would be in the dark for me. I'll, I'll download some photos for you and you can shoot me whatever you think. After, after It's a good looking car.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the info box. Put 40, 000 buys it. And what's when you guys do that? That gets our attention quicker because we bid so many cars all day long we don't know who's real and who's just jacking around.

[Caller]

Gotcha. I understand. Okay. Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio with Axl Rose playing in the background.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear. From deepest Oklahoma to the Louisiana Bayou JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just thought. From deepest Oklahoma. I mean, how deep is Oklahoma?

It's pretty flat, pretty shallow.

[Bobbo]

You're the reason God made Oklahoma, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the reason the devil paid attention to Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Can I get that look from J.D. that's a great radio bit, Ralph.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 93 vet. These cars are not bringing collector money yet. So in this body style, most of the time, when guys come across me with good mile vets, in this body, our opinion of what the value is differs. When we get into the 07s, I impress them 07s and up. And even the 80s, the 80s and 90s vets, they're not the old stingrays. They're not bringing. They're all under 10 grand. You there, Ralph? I'm here. What do you want for this one?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Producer]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I know what I paid for it, but I had to do a lot of work to it and put it back together. I'm looking around. Ten maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. You know, it's just like everybody else. Is it a convertible?

[Caller]

No, it's not. It's a hard. You can pull the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think it's a. It's a five to seven thou. Five, six, maybe seven, but probably not, you know, five to $7,000 rig.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want to. If you'll take that. If you'll take that for it, load it up into the [e-mail]. what city are you in?

[Caller]

Okay, cool, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got. We have an office in Scott, which is about an hour from there. And we can pick up in Baton Rouge. We'll Send Strip Club DJ at. He'll bring you a pizza also. All right. A 12x3 with 35. 79,000 miles. Deborah, good morning. Good morning. Where are you hailing from? Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. The Eagle. What's LSU football look like this year? I haven't even. I haven't. Haven't even glanced at it. We're hoping for a really good year.

[Caller]

But, you know, you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. What. What's the new Coach's name O. O. He ended, he, he ended well last year, didn't he? He did, he really did, you know.

[Caller]

Considering what he was handed and what he walked into. Yeah, he ended well.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did an X3, 30, 35 with 80. What color is it?

Black.

Does it have a sunroof?

Yes.

It has everything you could get.

[Caller]

On it that year that, that they offered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 2012, right?

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are tough. These are tough, These are tough. Ah, these X, anything BMW W. Yeah. With like muddy miles is what I call it. 70, 80, 90, that mid range, they're, they're, they're just hard. I mean, they're no sales left over. This is the one that's left over. Why? Because, because book, you know, book is X, is high, but they don't bring it. And we always think we're buying them cheap enough. We never quite get them bought cheap enough. I think it's a 13 grand rig.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was afraid of that. I, I, I have a payoff, so that's why I can't do it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Yes, ma'. Am. Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio, yeah. BMW X. Anything we, we struggle with. And then there's the right one, the white tan one with all the gear and it brings over mmr. But everything else is like two grand back. And I don't get it. I mean, Turley, if you go through our past couple years, everything with an X on it from BMW.

[Producer]

X bad, M good. That's what I say.

[Bobbo]

I just don't depreciate fast enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just weird. What happens is the BMW factory sales sell these things and they offer dealers money back on the sale price. So if they bring 20,000, they send the dealer a check for a thousand. So they really brought 19. But, but that creates an artificial book out.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's not the real market. So when you bring them into an environment outside side of the BMW factory sill where there's not payoffs going on, then the truth shows up and the truth's ugly. Truth is what happens.

I wonder what Buster Dick's our little political friend. I wonder what he drives.

He probably drive well there.

Is he in here?

Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Get over here.

I didn't see.

Redneck bastard.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you all know I was wondering where you drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cuz you're sort of in that political Austin group.

[Bobbo]

Look at McKe right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Escalade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Escalade. You do?

[Bobbo]

Why no other.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a politician without an Escalade?

Well, I didn't know exactly.

Just another politician, I guess.

[Bobbo]

So how y' all hear about Scaramuchi?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

I done run him off like six days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Scaramuchi. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I got home from Austin yesterday. Of course, I always got a lot of messages to go through on my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're busy now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you ex wives and little vacation mate girlfriends. My old pot deal from the 10th grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to talk about that?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'll talk A treadway. I've seen this dude at the 20th reunion back in 06, right? And he's been trying to sell me a sack of dope ever since. It calls every Wednesday everywhere. Yeah, at least he's employed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he is.

[Bobbo]

Unlike old Scare Mooch.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of a deal. Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, Scare Moochi's a rich man. I didn't realize that he was a big hedge fund out there again.

[Bobbo]

He should never took that job. I'm telling you boys, it's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trouble.

Why did his old lady kick him out the day he got his job and she just had a baby?

[Bobbo]

I don't. So there's some kind of stigma there that we don't know about. It doesn't matter if you got a R or a D next to your name. They show you on cnn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

It don't matter anyway, for I check my messages. And of course, you always check your caller id.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Before we call anybody back. Last Monday, I get a string of call calls from the 202 what's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what is that?

[Bobbo]

Washington D.C. washington Strang accounts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Like 14 in 20 minutes. Oh, and anybody who's anybody knows if they're trying to get me right for that gig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

They are running low on bait, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know what I mean?

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like they're out of worms and beginning to bait that hook with Cheetos and I ain't having no part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not gonna do it now?

[Bobbo]

Hey, hell no. I'm happy down in Austin, you know, we stay representative. It ain't really work. I mean, you have to read, you have to drive, you have to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You have to say hello, young ladies at the Golden Corral.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for sure.

[Bobbo]

You know. And for lunch we eat Red Lobster. For dinner. It's not as glamorous, everybody says, but my God, you get up in the White House press room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With the Huckabee girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Lord almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want to do That I don't.

What's going on in the Trump White House? Why are all these people dropping like flies?

[Bobbo]

Hey, you know, he's breaking up Journey.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's not.

No, the guy.

[Bobbo]

Everybody but Neil, Sean, even the little Filipinos. Pardon me, but he is, I understand, met with Trump in the White House press room. Jonathan Kane, the piano player, right? His wife is Trump's spiritual advisor.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

Is this true?

[Bobbo]

That is true. That's true as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

She says Yoko.

[Bobbo]

Well, they. They told Neil, Sean, hey, let's go see Trump. You know, he's getting my wife a job. Neil, Sean said, hell, no. Journey ain't religious. They're political. And I agree with him. Okay, okay. Little blue jean I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

That's about rock and roll. Well, they all went without him. Now he's saying, well, you know what? Journey name belongs to me. And I get Steve Perry, Bath and Greg Rollins, too. And y' all can go to hell. I'm going on tour. Y' all can go to hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what's this have to do with Trump's White House?

[Bobbo]

It's just problematic for a lot of different industries and people. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the mooch is gone.

[Bobbo]

I ain't say nothing about Spicer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spicer's gone. What happened to him?

[Bobbo]

There ain't been no legislation, so I'm not talking about the politics at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I gotta grab a call real quick. I want to hear more about the Trump White House. Hold on a second. Jake. Good morning in Austin.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You got the OJ Special?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do. I do. It's not white, though. It's supposedly blue. Looks more black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, this. This week, it's the Duke Boy Special. Did you see that? The Tom Wolpach, Bo Duke, or Luke Duke. One of the others, he got arrested for being a perv, and he drove away in a 90 Ford Bronco.

With cocaine.

With cocaine.

All right, all right.

The white guy drives a black one, and the black guy drives a white one. Now, what color is yours?

[Bobbo]

Blue.

[Caller]

Mine's blue. Dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're an Indian. All right, so you got a 90. Is the paint coming off of it or is it straight? Or is it. Is it a nice one or is it rough? Is. What do we got?

[Caller]

No, the paint's good. You know, it has a little wear and tear on it, but it looks.

[Uncle Roy]

It looks solid.

[Caller]

It's original. You know, it's Eddie Bauer edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? More than 5,000 is what happened.

[Caller]

I mean, it has a good, good amount. There's only 54,000 original miles on. So it's my grandparents, and they had it in their garage for 20 years. They pulled an Airstream behind it back in the 90s. So it's been sitting in the garage for 20 some odd years. And I just got it about two years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I scratched your $5,000, if I, if I scratch a $5,000 check for it, do I own it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why.

[Caller]

Man, you talk to any bronco enthusiast, What I'm hearing is anywhere from 10 to 20, but I can't price it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do whatever you want just.

[Caller]

Because you can't find them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can't find it, but, but people talk. What I've learned about these classic cars. People talk and talk and talk and talk. If you notice on the show, I don't bid classic cars very often. And the second that I open up that, that can of worms, here they come. And Everybody wants, wants 20,000 for their old car. That's worth six, right? I mean, and then I, I, I let them talk me into it about once a year.

Yeah, you do.

Perfect example. Pink Cadillac, 1960. Whatever year it was, I buy a pink Cadillac. My old lady found this thing in a damn Facebook form, right? She sends me the link, said, this is a cool car. I'd like to drive it. I call the guy, I'm like, it is pink Cadillac. It's got the Fins. He wants 12,000. And I start talking to him, and he's a big fan of the show. Oh, boy. So I've got Jeanette whistling in one ear, building me up. I've got him whistling in the other, building you up. I call a friend of mine on it, and he says, I'd give 15 for it. So I'm like, okay, I can buy this car for 12, make the old lady happy for about a month, send it to homeboy over there in Denver, pick up three dimes, Everybody's a winner, right? Win, win, win. That was two years ago.

Where's the car now?

I sold it yesterday. Finally. It's been on consignment down in Houston at Ross's Place at Texas Auto for a year. We spent $4,000 keeping this pile of crap running. Yeah, and I lost six grand on it. Okay? Now, how much do you want for this Bronco?

[Caller]

You know your problem, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the problem?

[Caller]

You know your problem? You start trying to sell a pink Cadillac in Texas. I got a Ford Bronco in Texas. 54 original miles on it 54,000 original miles on.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it? How much is it? Quit telling me about what the enthusiasts want to. You know. They're talking to you about broncos. They're jumping over to xhamster in the next screen swipe, looking at naked girls. They're dreaming. They're living in dreamland. How much is it?

[Caller]

So here's the deal. I'm trying to price it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you it's five grand.

[Caller]

What I'm thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you it's five. Consider it priced out. It's five grand and I'll give six if you'll sell it. And I might give seven if you'll get serious. Consider it priced out. All right. Repriced out. Everybody's a priced out hotline. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a minute. No pink Cadillacs.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

More bs, less cars. The jcw show. Get that back out.

[John Clay Wolf]

She picked up the telephone, all she heard was downtown. What's this one? Alabama? Is that what it's called?

[Producer]

Oh, the song. I think. You talk with the band?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's. It's cross green rag.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is it okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Iranian version of country. 08 Dodge. Half ton Sport, 60,000 mile leather, two wheel drive. David. Baton Rouge. Lousiana. Good morning. How you doing? Good morning. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff? Payoff. Is it a four door or a two door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it $8,000?

[Caller]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

More than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine thousand. How much do I want it?

[Uncle Roy]

Twelve.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a $10,000 truck if it's nice, you know. And if you can sell it for 10, load it up in the website, we'll verify it and send you an offer letter. Okay, give me the vin.com.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. So, Turley, what do you think about college football this year? Have you studied in yet? I have not.

[Producer]

No, not. I usually get it going here in about a couple weeks. Kind of gearing up for NFL right now first because the fantasy football traps are coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you good at that? Yeah, yeah, I am giving money.

I mean, I don't know how it works.

[Producer]

I've made, well, not last year, but the past two years, 1500 bucks each year.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, what about you and your fantasy?

[Caller]

You?

[Bobbo]

I, I'm. Give or take.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not bad. Bobo. Are you on the same team?

[Bobbo]

I believe we have been.

[Producer]

This, this year we're actually going to join forces.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're going to play as, as a duo. The two, Two managers. The ambiguously gay duo. Jerry. Steven.

[Producer]

Yeah, Jerry and Steven. Two managers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you going to join a, like a hot rod group and pay up more? I mean, are you going to raise the stakes? Are y' all just going to beat up on the rookies?

[Producer]

No, no. It's a, it's a league that's 150 bucks a team. So we'll split that and then when we win the 1500 bucks, we'll split that 75 bucks. Man, be a nice little.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you gonna run a side. How many teams are you gonna manage this year? I can only.

[Producer]

I haven't time for one and that's it. I used to do like five, but I just don't have time.

[Bobbo]

That's really hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never played. Is it fun?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Just.

[Producer]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever. No, I don't have time.

[Bobbo]

I tried to get you guys. You do have time the last several years. To get.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have interest.

I, I, Yeah, you're right. Okay, you're right, technically.

[Producer]

And so you don't give a damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. it sounds to me very time intensive.

It sounds like Dungeons and Dragons. It sounds very nerdy to me. Oh, it is.

[Producer]

It's nerdy, yes.

[Bobbo]

It's not as nerdy as Dungeons and Dragons. And I played Dungeons and Dragons. I believe you as a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe you all day long. I did 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Don't you want to know my character's name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what is it?

[Bobbo]

It was Alfredo the halfling. Thief. Illusionist.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. We buy RVs and motorcycles and four wheelers at givemethe vin.com two daggers.

[Bobbo]

FYI, that's what they called me in BU. India.

[Producer]

I've never heard John so disinterested.

[John Clay Wolf]

In something in my ever.

[Producer]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. What's your I do with my wife for our anniversary?

[Bobbo]

Are you kidding?

[John Clay Wolf]

Take her to a strip J.

[Bobbo]

See, once again, you drag me into.

[John Clay Wolf]

This lap dance with no pants is romance to me.

[Bobbo]

Moonlight feels right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. Dinner, Maybe theater.

We went to theater last night. We went watched Queen. It really was. It was as theater as a gay horse trailer.

What did she like? Like? I mean, you nine years you.

She likes. She likes. Yeah, she likes top 40.

God, I'm out.

And when we go out to drink, she has one and she's done.

[Bobbo]

Oh, oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

She won't. She won't. She doesn't like girl. Party girl.

[Bobbo]

She would appreciate our alternate biggest sob file from this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have it?

[Bobbo]

There's some top 40 titles in that. I think. I think. Wasn't there, Charlie?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He named his pit bull Despacito, which is confusing to the dog who had just gotten used to being called Panda. He believes if the people of South America want to be a part of our world, they should collectively jump off the southern tip of Chile and push. He wasn't surprised to see Tony Romo doing play by play from a pup tent. The press box is for closers. He is the world's biggest son of a. Wow. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Producer]

Now, did you get the. The top 40 references there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Despacito is that stupid Spanish song, right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's around the World.

[Producer]

That song is now the number one downloaded song in YouTube ever. 4.66 billion times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have.

[Producer]

I'm not. I'm not kidding you now.

[Bobbo]

It's the new Justin Bieber song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's in Spanish.

[Producer]

Yeah, it's not just Justin Bieber. There's like Daddy Yankee and some other dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pulling it up.

Is it really?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Despacito.

[Producer]

This song.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a slow start.

[Producer]

Yeah, I'll cut to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut to the chase, homeboy. What the hell is up in morning mony D?

[Producer]

This damn video looks good, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a lot of hot Latinas. Yeah, that always sells. You think those guys get any slang thrown at them?

[Bobbo]

That's not Justin Bieber.

[Producer]

He's in there somewhere.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is he really? Justin Bieber.

[Producer]

There's a version of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not it.

Top 40 hit. This is.

Yes. It's the number one hit in the world.

[Randy]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Despacito?

[Producer]

It's the song is actually, I looked up the lyrics of it and translate it. All he's talking about is just getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close with this girl. She's straight.

[Producer]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's.

[Producer]

It's a sexual song, is it? Yeah, very sexual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cussing?

[Producer]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no.

[Producer]

There's no cussing in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we need to dump it or we're getting in trouble?

[Producer]

And despacito means, like slowly. You're gonna slowly creep up to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you won't even know I'm coming.

Well, whoever the model is they chose for their video, that was a handpicked choice. Jw, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What city you coming from?

[Caller]

I have a 2010 Toyota Camry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

It's 3,000. Alexandria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Louisiana. We buy cars from the Walker Group down there. We buy a lot of trade ins. 53,000 miles, cloth, four door, 2,000. Is it LE?

[Caller]

Yes, it's LE.

[John Clay Wolf]

10. Is. Is it seven grand.

[Caller]

Man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm a wholesale buyer. I'm a wholesale buyer. I'm a. I'm a top money wholesale buyer. So you're asking retail and there's nothing wrong with that. And if you can get it, you can get it. It's just the problem is you don't take trade ins and you don't offer financing, so that slows down that private market. Will you take seven for it?

[Caller]

850?

[John Clay Wolf]

7850.

[Caller]

No, 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 8500. I don't think I can make it work. I'm gonna look it up though, just. Just to cure my. It's a four cylinder or 6.2.5. Okay. It's got all the numbers handy. Yeah, I'm. I'm all over this thing like a cheap suit. I'm looking at the base MMR on it is 48.75. You add back for the low miles and 50,000, deduct 2,000 because it's from Louisiana. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Average MMR on at 6800. What did I say? 65?

Yep.

Yeah. Wow. Hey, man, David. I mean, JW. I'm glad that you called because you.

[Bobbo]

Made me feel smart, because I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Seven grand. I'm over MMR on my offer. Chris. Cobra with 100 and a half on it. It's just too many miles for me to do for it over the radio. I need to look at it. Can you send me some pics?

[Caller]

What Can I do it this evening when I get off?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Yes, of course. Our website's open 24 7. Our buyers leave today at 4. But Monday morning, they'll get back with you.

[Caller]

Just can't wait that long. Well, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, then you got to go. 800. 800 7234. I mean, I can't get caught up in your personal life, man.

Yeah, my wife's over with her brother.

And, you know, he drinks. I'm having trouble keeping up with my four kids and my old lady. I. I can't handle you and your 96 Mustang with a buck and a half.

[Producer]

I need to get rid it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm in Dallas, and I. I can't. I can't wire you the money on. On a Sunday.

I'm actually in a police pursuit at this moment.

[Bobbo]

We fix to go play dominoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wrecker is hooking up to it right now, and he's got a gun pointed at me.

You got for me?

We bought repo cars that like where the record's looking for, and they're hiding them in the garage. And we call the finance company, said we're gonna buy it. Are you gonna. And we make a deal with the finance company and buy it, you know, before they hook it. But. And guys, that. Everybody's on the repo list. Don't blow up me right now, because, I mean, that. That's.

Don't take it gentle to get it out of the garage.

I'm not going to. I mean, if your payoff's 15, your car is worth 8. I'm not. I can't give the 15.

Do that.

But I will give the 8. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Producer]

Just go to the website now, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go. Yeah, exactly. Just go to giveme the vi.com. don't get played on your trade. Get your trade laid. There we go down to me.

Laid down.

Get a grip for your whip. Get a grip for your whip. Give me the vin do. That's DJ Prek's lyrics. He's a lyricist. Whitey, Blackie, eight mile. Our, our in house rider.

[Bobbo]

Did you catch that pancake? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo Turley. Thank y' all production guys in there. Thank y' all listeners, of course. Thank y'. All See you next Saturday. I'm out. Back to the money.

[Bobbo]

Time is money good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded every night. You're looking so tight now you driving me wild. Crystal clear. Did you turn off the pot Also, I know. Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

Just tell me.

[Bobbo]

I'll be friend. I'm not like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Our entire business is like you don't go.

[Bobbo]

You'll go on the tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brown, shoot it.

[Bobbo]

What if we wanted you to get some quails, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you recording. We're gonna do a podcast with Baba. Really? Jose, the crowd pleaser. Whitey, Blackie. I. I'd like to talk to White. Are we off air? No doubt. We are all fair.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whitey, Black. And we're off here now. Tell me we're doing a little podcast for the listeners. They enjoy some of this off color shit. What are you. When did you. Why did you decide to be a black man? Man, tell the truth real deep. I want to hear it deep. Like, did you have an influence of a black man? Just all started at about six years old? Yeah. Yeah. Just no. Probably get a fried chicken.

[DJ Prek]

Probably about 11 or 12, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here comes JD with a bucket of red drink.

[DJ Prek]

It might have been, you know, that's really when Eminem was going on, you know. Or it might have been because I went to the YMCA over there on the west side whenever I was young. And you know, I was raised around a lot of different races at the west side ymca. I got a lot of different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, Fort Worth got a lot of different influences over there. So I think that's really when it started. And you know, I mean, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just my calling, man. He's both.

He just slipped white to us.

He's a. They call that a dual personality. I've heard the white man come out in him when he doesn't realize it. What is your age now?

[DJ Prek]

I am 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

And have you fought over your ethnicity. Ethnicity necessity before? Have you had a fight over this. Have physical fight? Yeah. White bullies tried to like beat the black out of you.

[DJ Prek]

I mean, always got teased.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, yeah, yeah. Were you a basketball playing wigger?

[DJ Prek]

I liked basketball for about a year and I tried, but, you know, I just did not have that jump shot. I did not have it because the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basketball players are really black. They have more that black thing. Especially the small town white guys in Crowley, Texas, where I was, I mean, wigger all the way. And I say that with respect. I mean, you guys know, that's what they call them and that's. I'm not. I'm not using the N word. I don't mean to and I'm not trying to. That's just what they're calling. So you are our in house whitey, blackie do you think that this will. We carry on this for. Do you have a. Do you have a timeline when you're.

[DJ Prek]

Not gonna win black anymore, when this will expire?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, you know, I figure about 30. I'm gonna get some nice J. Crew clothes and, you know, just get me a nice corporate job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are your homies black guys? And y' all make fun of white people?

[DJ Prek]

I mean, I'm friends with a lot of people of different races, and nobody's off limits to being made fun of. You know, crackers do some funny stuff. You know, black people do some funny stuff. You know, it's. It's all. It's all on the table.

[John Clay Wolf]

Table. So when you're talking with your other white black friends or your black friends making fun of white guys like me, which is fine. Or J.D. he's wider than I am. What. What. What do you say? How. How can you tear JD Up? Can you sit here? And what would you say about me.

If I wasn't here?

[DJ Prek]

I mean, you know, I'd say he probably looks like a mayonnaise eating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, nailed it.

Mayonnaise eating mustard, but okay.

[Bobbo]

Get that cross you wearing around your neck.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, man, I got this from my boy Freestar.

[Bobbo]

No, you didn't. You got it off of my mic stand thing, man. I used to hang right about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had this. So he's already picked up the thieving?

Yeah, he's got that part down.

[DJ Prek]

Hey, man, I'll tell you, I used to be a little hot hands back in the day, man.

[Bobbo]

That's why I've been off, man. Cuz my cross is gone, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, you can rip that on.

He's accusing the white black guy of stealing. If it was anybody else, it wouldn't be a problem. But since he's a white black guy, Bob, let's call him over here.

[DJ Prek]

Stereotyping, man.

[Bobbo]

Gave you a hat and everything. I've always been nice to you people, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw your people.

Baba, we down, man. You cool.

[Bobbo]

In my book, man, everybody's so serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, tell me about when we were in between on the Breaks today. I was like, save it for a podcast. Ever.

Deal.

[Bobbo]

Tuesday night, Quaaludes. I called you up. I'm watching Wolf of Wall street, and it's the scene where he and his friend tried the lewds. Yeah, they get the awesome lemon Quaaludes, the original Quaaludes. And they take one, and they're sitting there. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happened. So they take another one. Now they Got two loads down and his attorney calls and says whatever you do, get on the nearest pay phone you can find right now. Do not talk on the phone. Do not talk on the phone. Well, the nearest payphone he can find if you've seen the film is in the country club down the street. And I thought that's Wolf. If they forced you, John, to find a pay phone, the nearest pay phone you know about it would probably be at the country club.

[John Clay Wolf]

River Crest Country Club. Right. I need to take DJ Preator. River Crest. That would give him some serious material. I mean, it is bush wood. Actually. We need to take the whole crew in there.

Let's do it.

That would be fun.

Let's do a crystal show there.

Oh, this country club member of. It's just like Bushwood. Have you ever seen a Caddyshack? It's tight ass. It's just Bushwood. It's Bushwood. It's maybe even worse. It's too funny. You would. I need to bring you in there with your full get up on.

[DJ Prek]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you do it, you and Bob and the hair, JD would smooth this out a little bit. I might just need to go in with you two. Might need to ship strip club DJ up here. And it is geared.

Please record this.

[Bobbo]

But I thought to myself, that's John Wolf right there. And I had to call you and I'd had a little. Maybe a little cabernet.

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little cabernet.

[Bobbo]

I called John. I said, that's Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. So I was bone ass drunk.

[Bobbo]

Okay, that sounds, that sounds just like you will, man. He goes, man, you ever had Quaalude? I said, no, you can't buy them anymore. They don't. They don't exist. Thinking you can't get them anywhere. Which got me to looking and into the dark web. And I'm telling you, we could do this. Better yet, DJ Prek is 26 and he could do it for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you saying? He's got more time to serve in prison.

[Bobbo]

Oh no. More digital. More digital savvy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I would try quad. Are they still available? I bet after the movie, whatever was left is gone.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, surely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're not making lemons anymore. I never even knew about them. I mean, the kink quelidge is like an old 7 70s. Yeah, you're. You're an old 70s druggie though.

I have no idea.

But you don't have to be a druggie to try Quailo, do you?

Yeah, kinda. It's a Quailude. And it's not prescribed for you. Yeah. You're on a drug.

Have you ever had a Xanax? Yeah, I'll listen to him.

I don't think so.

Really. What drugs have you tried?

I've done cocaine and I have done. Will you ask?

I won't do a Quaalude, but I'll slam a rail with you off of a hard cock.

A friend.

No, it wasn't that.

It was off of hooker's tits. What is that? Someone from my church is listening.

[Bobbo]

The return of Pancake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever done acid? No, I have not either. Dj, what about you? Since. Since you tell me all your drugs.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, man, I was a wild boy back in the day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's rattle them.

[DJ Prek]

I don't know if I want to rattle all of them off, but I'll tell you what, one of my favorite experiences was off of some ecstasy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

Yeah.

And what does that do?

[DJ Prek]

It just makes you feel real happy, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Everybody's your best friend, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to screw everything.

[DJ Prek]

You got a girl, you know, giving you a hand massage or something. Back massage, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff.

[DJ Prek]

Have mercy. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when that stuff was legal and they were pedaling on the street corners because it was on the news that the cops were shutting it down. It was kind of like that K2. It was like 82 or something.

Legal for a while.

I've never done, you know, I've never tried it. It does something with your spinal fluid that kind of freaked me out.

[DJ Prek]

Can mess you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Mess you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad I didn't know that.

So, Bob Quaaludes, you think you can get them off the Dark Web?

[Bobbo]

Well, now I can't. I don't want to implicate myself in anything extra legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

But I think I know somebody that can DJ Pretty.

[DJ Prek]

You want me to do it? I'm not messing with that Dark Web, man. There's Hitman on there.

[Bobbo]

Why you scared of the Dark Web?

[DJ Prek]

Because, man, that's. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. I don't.

[DJ Prek]

Scary.

[Bobbo]

I don't mean the Dark Web. I mean the Deep Web.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, okay. Oh, well, there we go. Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'll get a vpn. You know what that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Virtual Private Network.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Get you a virtual proxy.

[DJ Prek]

How to get to it?

[Bobbo]

Get the tour. Get the tour browser, the dot.

[DJ Prek]

Onion or whatever.

[Bobbo]

Go to the Silk Road. Onion Marketplace. That's what it's called, a Silk Road.

[John Clay Wolf]

He ain't lying.

He's not Silk Road.

So you real deal.

[DJ Prek]

You can really get anything, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if y' all can get to it, the cops and the feds can, too.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. No, no, because the VPN makes your ISP look like it's in Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

And they can't trace it back to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you order something, it comes.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

When you come in the mail, it's always local. It's all done local. And a lot of you got to pay with bitcoin, too.

[DJ Prek]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is bitcoin?

[Bobbo]

I don't know what that is. I don't know because I'm 47.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, more than once. Sounds like you got it figured out.

[Bobbo]

Get us some Bitcoin, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I will.

[Bobbo]

And we'll get you some Quaaludes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thank you for that.

[Bobbo]

It'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing this weekend, Bob?

[Bobbo]

What am I doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna work on hod tub a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you work on a hot tub?

[Bobbo]

Well, you gotta take the door off there. You gotta occupy the dogs. You gotta give the dogs an extra special pile of dog food so they leave you the alone for a while. Open the door of the hot tub. Pulling. I gotta. I got a blower that's gone bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the hot tub.

[Bobbo]

And the motherfucker just get a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, get rid of her and get a new one.

[Bobbo]

He nailed it to the deck.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is your homeboy? That stuff stayed at your house for a while?

[Bobbo]

No, no. The guy I bought my house from. Yeah. I'm looking at the blower because it's out. And I see that it's bolted down. So I get some vinegar and wash off the top. There's not a screw hole on top. It's nailed to the deck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the country.

[Bobbo]

And the blower is too big around to get a hammer under there to get the nails up. So I had to buy a breaker bar to get the blower up. And now I'm going to unhook it from the water line. We got water in my blower. Blew my motor up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. So why people problem?

Sounds like my boat, Right?

[Bobbo]

So I'm gonna replace the blower in my hot tub. And maybe, maybe the pump, too. Because I've never had the kind of bubbles that I really wanted in the hot tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta bring JD up on one. He loves that local morning radio bullshit.

[Bobbo]

Boy, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to bring him up someday.

[Bobbo]

I keep begging him to come, haven't I?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'm doing something right now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'm sure. We're outside of your dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just one day. I mean, one day. I'm not talking about week.

[Bobbo]

A week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, quite good.

You go to. Yeah, just go to the studio for a day if you're up early.

Sure. What time are you on?

[Bobbo]

I think JD Would rather I'm on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The morning drive every day on my stage. Are you really six to nine?

You're doing that?

Yes.

Really?

I'm up at 5:30.

So if I start streaming you, you're.

You're 6:00am I'm live till when? Six to nine.

[Producer]

Talking in and out of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

On.

It's music driven. Tell our listeners again, it's kgvr grapevine.com.

What it is, is it's soft rock. It's the mellow that you don't admit that you like because you do.

But it's everything from White Snake to George Strait.

Not a lot of White Snake, but.

No, there's White Snake.

The bridge on XM is what the playlist is very close to.

You could sing along with it if it makes you smile. I got, you know, David Cassidy. I got weird stuff.

What do you do from 6 to 9?

We just talk and tell you about the music, tell you about the weather, tell you about the traffic, tell you about Dallas, tell you about what's going on in Grapevine.

So you're just doing quick hits between songs?

Yes. Just music driven. Yeah. No, it's not. We don't sit. I don't sit down and talk to myself. No.

Oh, that's what I was wondering.

So what do you think, J.D. well, I think it's going to be a great Tuesday for people that don't.

[Bobbo]

Work that time of the day. You can, like, pop a Quaalude and just listen to Marvin Gaye, you know, basically, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll play this song. Yeah.

[Producer]

Once an hour. You have to, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

At the top of the hour. And so, yeah. The Grapevine.

The Grapevine.

And is the app working yet?

We don't have the apps fixed yet. No, I'm on Tunein and itunes now, but the apps aren't up yet. They're taking forever.

Monday through Friday, you were sitting at your desk in your studio. Correct. Gotcha. That sounds like. And did you do this for a week already?

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to. Yeah, I need to put it on. All right, I'm done. Anybody else got anything? No, we didn't cuss much, Bob, because I had a buddy of mine listening on the podcast. Random. Random as hell. Old friend from high school texted me three days ago. I'm sitting at the airport listening to one of your shows. Y' all are. I forgot what it was. It was something funny. Oh, he said, he said something. I made a comment about checking to see if titties are real. Hang her out the window upside down and shake her and if it looks weird, then they're fake. Or if it looks, you know, not natural. And he said he thought that was funny. He said, what if y' all could cuss? I said, well, there. There was a podcast like that, but, you know, our podcast hits her thousand a week now.

Really?

Yeah. Wow, that's great.

That's great.

[Bobbo]

That's our chemistry. I mean, we got to be very restrained these past. We used to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shit.

[Bobbo]

We used to be wild, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They. I had a conversation with a programmer a couple days ago about this Austin deal and he was complimenting us on how far the show has come in the past year since we straightened up. Sure.

I remember there was a time when I used to tell you, John, you don't have to go that far to be funny. And I was the one pulling it back. Now you're the one pulling it back?

Yeah. Because I got scared.

Well, you got yelled at.

Well, I didn't get yelled at. I got fucking threatened. And I get remote minded about every 90 days when we get kicked off a station. The country deal just, you know, if it's small market, it's fine, but if we go into big market, the. On these country sticks, we get popped off immediately, which makes no sense at all.

What do we do that's.

They're scared to begin with. They're shaking in their knees when they clear the show and they're just waiting for something to slip over. What?

You're not stern, you know, even he doesn't cuss that much.

No, we don't cuss at all. But it's just, it's just. It's ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Tell them about Detroit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're fixing to. So my buddy in Florida has. He's willing to pay the freight on all the advertising in Florida. Well, actually, it's going to be a joint venture. Long story short, I think we're getting serious about, you know, how we have all these cities locally is do it again in Florida and then we'll build another buying room here. We'll bid all the cars here and when the deals are done, we're going to send them to their Frankie and Megan in Florida at Hollandshead's office and they take it from there and we're fucking out of It. And then they'll send us a check back to cover our part of the advertising. We'll split whatever's left over. But when you start doing the math on it, there's not much left over. So really the reason to do it is probably a. To build his tool and for us to build a network bigger. Because if we have that many stations, then we go to Cal. It. It didn't. It's not like we got to do anything different. No, I mean, a show is a show that I don't see a downside. And Floridians are a bunch of whack jobs, so there's no way we're gonna get in trouble out there.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all. And all the stations that they're looking at Claris on are all rocks, so they're used to Bubba Love Sponge and Lex and Terry and all the guys that cuss all the time. So we'll be choir boys. But I mean, if. If we want to do. I mean, I'm all for it. Why would you? Charlie, do you think it's too much trouble?

[Producer]

So do our buyers and everybody get paid for buying them or for a change?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Exactly. You know, I've never gotten paid on those either. Those PA Deals. Yes. So what they'll be is say we rented another suite like this and we built the Florida buying room, and it'll just be a separate deal. Give me the VIN Florida. And yeah, the managers will have to get their deal, the buyers will get their deal. It'll just be a separate deal, but.

[Producer]

We don't have to worry about pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or panel or selling them.

[Producer]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or selling them. Right.

[Producer]

That's a big thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they'll hold them for two weeks at a time and run them every two weeks. And Paul said he'll. He'll go down there and rep them, and they're already in the West Palm market running cars. Da, da, da. So it's kind of like a franchise. Try is really what it is.

Makes sense.

So I might try it. I don't know. That's all I got. Bob, you got anything?

[Bobbo]

I can't think of a thing. It's going to be a wonderful weekend, fellas.

[Uncle Roy]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have a good one. See you.