#109 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #109 Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivered its signature mix of irreverent humor, sharp automotive insights, and freewheeling conversation about cars, sports, rock & roll, and modern life. The hosts—John Clay Wolfe, JD Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, and a revolving cast of on-air personalities and callers—tackled topics ranging from the realities of selling and valuing cars, to upcoming classic rock concerts, to the quirks of contemporary American culture. Car buying and selling was the through-line, but the banter sprawled everywhere: weight loss, music nostalgia, North Korea, social media, gay pool parties, The Renaissance Festival, and much more.

Concert ticket giveaways were front and center, and the show's interactive, often unscripted format featured real-time automotive appraisals and hilarious tangents.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Weight Loss, Radio Life, and the 80s

• The show opened with Bobbo discussing his unintentional weight loss and reminiscing about the wild days of 80s radio.
  • "I don't really keep track. I'm not really trying, man." – Bobbo [00:57]
  • Nostalgic banter about drugs, skinny radio guys, and past lifestyles.
• (01:14) Turley and JD Ryan contribute with stories of weight fluctuations tied to the sedentary radio lifestyle.

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2. Concert Tickets and How to Enter

• Turley detailed ticket giveaways for upcoming concerts: Foreigner with Cheap Trick, Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, Deep Purple, and Alice Cooper.
  • Listeners can enter via johnclaywolfshow.com by clicking "contests" [03:22].
  • "All you got to do is just enter to win." – Turley [03:44]
  • John pokes fun at the boring “enter to win” phrasing, riffing on how to make it "more fun." [04:46]

Memorable Moments:

• Jokes about Led Zeppelin still touring, even as a tribute band.
  • "Zeppelin is a cover band?" – John Clay Wolf [15:45]
  • Discussion of band line-ups and the blurred lines of classic rock reunions.

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3. On-Air Car Auctions—Real Bids, Real Listeners

The core of JCW's show is live car buying. Sample appraisals included:

• Kara’s 2015 Dodge Ram: John outbid Carmax by $300 and made the deal live.

  • "If I don't beat it, I will give you...a check Monday for $100. That's our promise." – John Clay Wolf [11:33]

• Discussions about the transparent, sometimes rigged nature of bid sales in the automotive business [07:17].

• Listeners offered up everything from vintage Chevys to motorcycles, and John responded with real numbers or sent them to GiveMeTheVin.com for quick online bids.

• Notable Selling Tips:

  • John pays bounties for beating Carmax offers and highlights key cars to sell, e.g., a car that's "08 with 80K miles" [35:02].
  • Repeated advice to use GiveMeTheVin.com for the quickest, highest offers.

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4. Rock & Sports Nostalgia

• Discussion about milestone birthdays of sports coaches (Mike Gundy’s 50th), mullets, and sports culture [17:31].
• Repeated riffs on aging rock stars still touring.
  • "Deep Purple is still doing this 'Long Goodbye' tour—for the past 20 years." – Turley [09:11]

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5. Edgy, Offbeat Humor & Social Commentary

The show is notable for its politically incorrect, unfiltered humor—sometimes pushing up against the line, always self-aware.

• Memorable Quotes:

  • "All she needs is a hole and a heartbeat." – John Clay Wolf [03:56] (contesting language riff, quickly defused)
  • "For a minute there, I thought you were a lesbian. But then you start talking about fuel economy." – John Clay Wolf [10:31] (handling carefully, with follow-up banter)
  • Lengthy riffing on terms like “honey” and “sweetheart” being sexist and poking fun at gender in car sales [09:49].

• Segment Highlight:

  • “White, Black, Latino, or Other” – DJ PreK leads a game guessing the ethnicity of a “Boo Boo bandit” who left DNA at a crime scene [46:56-48:45].

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6. Color Wars: Buying and Selling Cars

• Detailed discussion on how car color impacts resale value.
  • "Dark blue on Highline luxury cars does not sell... If it's the color of a bruise… nobody wants it." – John Clay Wolf [68:23]
  • Hilarious stories about ugly-colored Bentleys and buyers trying to arbitrate deals [69:43].
• Emphasized: "There is an ass for every seat—it's all about price."

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7. Life, Modernity & Culture

• Tech & Social Trends:
  • Commentary on younger generations not caring about driving, preferring their phones [127:13].
  • Table games where the first to check their phone pays for dinner [128:04].
• Current Events:
  • Wry analysis of North Korea’s saber-rattling, U.S. politics, the “dark web,” and the media cycle [116:04, 109:11].
  • Humorous breakdown of where North Korea “should” bomb—satirical and obviously tongue-in-cheek [76:28].

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8. Listener Engagement & Community

• Multiple testimonials from listeners who sold their cars to GiveMeTheVin at a better price than Carmax [88:29, 89:11].
• Live job hiring on air ("[e-mail]" for new Florida buyers) [60:14].
• Ongoing appeals for Louisiana fishing boat owners to offer the team a fishing charter (in exchange for on-air plugs) [121:47–126:14].

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9. Comedy Interludes & Recurring Characters

• Parodies and impressions (e.g., Romero, "Strip Club DJ," Randy the Facebook favorite).
• Segments spoofing movie trailers, celebrity news (Dwight Yoakum in "Sling Blade"), and politics (fantasy about Trump's private life in Melania's company) [159:00].
• Ridiculous but memorable bits to close out the show, including a tongue-in-cheek dirty joke from Bobbo as “Uncle Waldo” [154:51–156:17].

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "Zeppelin is a cover band?" – John Clay Wolf [15:45]
• "I'll give you $100 just to get a look at your Carmax offer—if I don't beat it, you get the money." – John Clay Wolf [40:01]
• "There is an ass for every seat. It's all about price. Same with real estate, cars…" – John Clay Wolf [68:02]
• "All she needs is a hole and a heartbeat." – John Clay Wolf [03:56]
• "If you don't check with GiveMeTheVin.com first, you may need to get your head checked." – Bobbo [24:12 et al., as recurring jingle]
• "Homie don't play that." – John Clay Wolf [41:44]
• "Don't worry about North Korea...I don't even think he's a real guy." – Bobbo (as Rush) [64:14]
• "You sound like a bunch of Democrats." – John Clay Wolf [137:18]

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Useful Episode Timestamps

• [03:22] Ticket giveaway instructions
• [09:49] Gender language in car sales
• [11:33] The “Beat Carmax or $100” policy
• [15:45] “Zeppelin is a cover band?” discussion
• [35:02] Car market trends—when to sell/what sells
• [40:01] How to use competing dealer offers to one's advantage
• [46:56] “White, Black, Latino, or Other” segment
• [68:23] Why color matters in car resale
• [88:29] Listener testimonials on car sales via GiveMeTheVin
• [109:11] Bizarre kidnapping story as dark web “proof”
• [116:04] North Korea nuclear banter
• [127:13] Teens and driving (or not)
• [137:18] On-air barter and payola discussion
• [154:51] Uncle Waldo tells a joke (post-show banter)

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Recurring Show Features

• Car Appraisals: Callers share vehicle details; John and crew give real-time offers or advice.
• Racy Humor & Candid Banter: Jokes about everything—often close to the FCC line but never crossing it.
• Rock & Roll Nostalgia: Frequent references to aging rockers, tour stories, and music trivia.
• Community Engagement: Ticket giveaways, shoutouts, listener calls, requests for local connections (e.g., Louisiana fishing trips).

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Closing Thoughts

Episode #109 was a fast-talking, off-the-rails mix of car expertise, classic rock radio, inside jokes, and brash—but genuine—community. The hosts not only educate listeners on getting the best deals for their vehicles, but provide an entertaining snapshot of American pop culture circa 2026, complete with the occasional spicy take, a dash of nostalgia, and lots of laughs.

For first-timers and regulars alike, this episode serves as a template for what makes The John Clay Wolfe Show a standout: brutally honest car talk, concert and sports culture, and an unapologetic, off-the-cuff sense of humor.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio now. John Clay Wol.

[Bobbo]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning, everybody. It's your Uncle Bob Bo in the big chair, my friend. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, Bobo.

[JD Ryan]

How are you, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking good.

[Bobbo]

You're looking fresh this morning, JD Watch.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, I tell you. How much weight have you lost?

[Bobbo]

I don't really keep track. I'm not really trying, man.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you're doing something. Oh, it's drugs. I got you. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I think we're right, right at 22, 24. So it's a long, long way down that. That road, you know, if you try it, if you're really trying to do it. Turley, you know about this, man?

[JD Ryan]

You lost a bunch.

[Bobbo]

Be a big old boy.

[JD Ryan]

How much did you weigh at?

[Turley]

1.245. Yeah.

[Rush]

Really?

[Turley]

And you're gain about 15 of it back sitting working here though.

[Bobbo]

I gotta.

[Turley]

I gotta. You're still do something.

[JD Ryan]

What are you still 180?

[Turley]

Radio will do that to you.

[JD Ryan]

You'll gain weight, sit on your butt, eat.

[Bobbo]

No death. It's done it to me.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I see where we.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

You ever seen a real skinny radio guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not really. No.

[JD Ryan]

They get mad.

[Bobbo]

Not since 88.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Back then, though, a lot of radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys were skinny, right?

[Turley]

You were skinny then. Like you're not fat now, but you were real skinny.

[JD Ryan]

I'm about 30 over. I was 60 over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's a great line. Hunter S. Thompson back in the day said they were. They were fast, strange times. And we worked in fast, strange ways.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

That's absolutely true about the 80s. I don't know about you old guys.

[JD Ryan]

I was there. I remember it very well before I did drugs.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be an awesome day today. We were listening. Turley listens to a guy in the morning. It's like a conference call type deal.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What's the market doing right now?

[JD Ryan]

What's it about? Oh, cars.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the wholesale market. I forgot.

[JD Ryan]

We do cars too, don't we?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we do do that. Okay.

[Turley]

Monday through Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Every day, 24 [e-mail].

[JD Ryan]

Do you ever get time off? I mean, really, now that you're really. You're kind of in the management of. You are in the management kind of in the management.

[Turley]

Sunday, that's kind of my day to just not do anything. Work on the house stuff and all that.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[JD Ryan]

So you have a conference call about.

[Turley]

Just kind of an overall recap of what. How the market's doing. Not just nationally. Yeah, nationally and not just here, but, you know, across the country.

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Turley]

It's that time of year where, you know, it gets a little bit softer. But the money doesn't [e-mail] though. No, it keeps coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

The market notwithstanding. A good point being, you know, it's still going on. We should probably load the phone lines.

[Turley]

I would agree. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

1-800-800 radio is a number to call as well. 1, 800 to 800-7234. John will take your cars and bid them. And that's a lot of fun. We've got a lot of. We've got an action. This is like an episode of Gilligan's island this morning. Really? Yeah, it's a jam packed program. Turley's got it all lined out. Tell them what you got, Turley.

[Turley]

Well, first of all, go to the website John Clay Wolf show and you can win some tickets. It's really easy. Yes, yes.

[JD Ryan]

We never give away goodies.

[Turley]

John Clay Wolf Show. Click on contests.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Turley]

And then you'll see there Foreigner with Cheap Trick. And also Jason Bonham, Led Zeppelin Experience. You get tickets for that. And then Deep Purple and Alice Cooper too.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, daddy.

[Turley]

All you got to do is just enter to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Fill information out real quick and easy and then you'll get the tickets. You'll be submitted to get the tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enter to win.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Enter to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

All she needs is a hole and a heartbeat.

[JD Ryan]

All right, There you go. All right, so exactly. Only you, only you could take a contest and take it over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand.

[JD Ryan]

Look, John the Ditch. Anyway, you just entered to win. You entered to win? It's a contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, Josh. So there's no.

[JD Ryan]

There's no enter to win.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean entered.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a sweepstakes. What are you, Ed McMahon?

[Turley]

I'm not. I was just told to read this.

[JD Ryan]

It's your show, man. You should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know, but I just don't like the.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you don't like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I like the fact we're giving away. Who's it, Foreigner? Yeah, let's happen. We're giving away Led Zeppelin tickets. I didn't realize. You shut up, Charlie. Let me talk. I didn't realize that Led Zeppelin was coming to Dallas. What day?

[Turley]

That's a. August 18th at the Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have backstage. Are we going to go out with Robert Plant before the show?

[JD Ryan]

That's like we always do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Yeah. John Bonham's not going to make it.

[Bobbo]

We're not going to. We're not going to drive it. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

John's here with us.

[Bobbo]

We're not going to drive a bus like we used to love. We got to take the plane. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

The old mothership. It would take herself. Army pilot.

[JD Ryan]

You guys have your own jets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot.

[Bobbo]

Get in the chair or fly anywhere.

[JD Ryan]

You want to go 747.

[Bobbo]

This is a great place to be. Yeah, I've got the best dope in the country.

[JD Ryan]

Do you really know where you are from week to week? I mean, do you. Do you just arrive at a city and say hello, but you don't really kind of know where you are?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't know. And it doesn't matter.

[JD Ryan]

It's a show. A show's a show.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Lights are in your eyes.

[Bobbo]

Wait until 10 in the morning if it's taxis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Then you buy a great big bottle of rum.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And have a nice time. Yeah, do the show like nine or ten. Like that.

[JD Ryan]

So 12 hours of drinking.

[Bobbo]

Pick up a couple of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gonna go swimming in your own puke.

[Bobbo]

After you're done taking back the hotel. Yeah, I've never done. I've never done that. Photographs don't exist to that. Yeah, they've been saying that since 1980. It's the crazy saying.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Saying that I died. It's just like Keith Moon and Jim Morrison, you know, they're all out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tupac.

[Bobbo]

I seen him the other day.

[JD Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[Bobbo]

He was at Clubhouse in Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

No, not that. That honestly didn't happen.

[Bobbo]

No. No. Tell you from your own experience. He was making it rain.

[JD Ryan]

Was he making it rain?

[Bobbo]

Was it okay? Yeah, it was a nice time. I had a wonderful time with Tupac. He's a lot more gentle man than you would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't.

[Bobbo]

From what you've seen on the telly.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah, he seemed a little angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. I really. They go to the show page. Jungle Wolf show. And they enter to win. Correct.

[Turley]

Click on contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Marty must have done that. That is so dull.

[JD Ryan]

It's radio, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is so dull.

[JD Ryan]

Radio 101. That is so D. Like Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just gotta. Girl interrupt to win.

[JD Ryan]

Strip to win. Strip to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds so bad. Like, why can't we do something more fun? What would be. Is that. Is that proper English? More fun?

[JD Ryan]

Sure. For you it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, we'll, we'll come up. You still go to the deal and enter to win. But what, how do we pick who the winners are?

[JD Ryan]

Sometimes it's random. You just reach into a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I've been working bid sales. But you know, we do cars. I've been working bid sales for years where we go to the dealership and bid all the trade ins and they turn in a list and it's a silent bid sale.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't go to those because they're not random and they're, they're rigged.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they're rigged.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're rigged. There's always a buddy, a brother in law, a cousin, an ex employee that gets the last look of the silent bids.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, this is another inside information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean the only kind of bid sale that I'll go to is the one where I get the last look.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what, when we get all these people that go into the website to apply for the free tickets, how are we going to choose? It's going to be random. Am I going to play Pin the Tail on the Jackass?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely not. My cousin, if I see somebody in.

[John Clay Wolf]

There that I know from college, yeah. I'm not going to say, oh, I'll give the tickets to that.

[JD Ryan]

That's how it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

When I worked at the radio station in Dallas, K EG Eagle. You don't think we ever gave tickets to our friends. It was two years ago and it was me, it wasn't them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it was back when Susquehanna, Nationwide Influen.

[JD Ryan]

Actually it was before that.

[Turley]

Or the 10th caller and you supposedly take the 10th call.

[JD Ryan]

I mean this is on me, John, not on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's the truth is we don't have our contest rules set up yet.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have the tickets and we are going to give away to our listeners. So go to goodjoclavshow.com who's it? LED Zeppelin's coming to Dallas. The reunion tour next week. It's. And well, it's his son. Yeah, Led Zeppelin and family. It's like Skinner, like Willie Skinner. They be cousins in laws.

[JD Ryan]

Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eagles.

[Bobbo]

It's like Willie Glenn, Fry's kid, Willy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Family, Led Zeppelin in the family and Foreigner. They're going to try to figure out how love is and who else is playing Cheap Trick.

[Turley]

And then that's Saturday the 18th.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants you to want him, Robin Xander and all his triple headed guitars and triple headed sex toys.

[Turley]

Then on the 19th. It's deep purple. They're still doing this long goodbye tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the past 20 years.

[Turley]

And then Alice Cooper, which, by the way, Alice Cooper puts on a good theatrical show. Yeah, he's the first one to actually do that whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Adam Lambert was. Well, Adam Lambert and Jason Bonham with Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Be interesting. What's the name of that band? Lead Shred Zeppelin premiere. Cara. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a car for us? What you got, honey?

[Caller]

Yes, I do, Honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that. Is that sexist?

[Bobbo]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I read this morning that Sweetheart and Honey are sexist.

[JD Ryan]

According to Ashley Judd, they are carrot.

[Bobbo]

Are you offended?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you call me something sexist, sweetheart? Okay. All right, honey. Go ahead. Honey.

[Caller]

I've got a 2015 Dodge Ram. It's a Big Horn 4x4. It's got 27,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather roof, nav. Anything like that?

[Caller]

All of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of it. Why do you have a truck like that, honey?

[Caller]

Because I'm a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Why are you selling it?

[Caller]

Because I really just need to get something more fuel, like, with better fuel economy.

[John Clay Wolf]

For a minute there, I thought you were a lesbian. But then you start talking about fuel economy.

[JD Ryan]

Now we're offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, you could still be a lesbian, but not the kind of lesbian. Not the kind of lesbian that would drive the big 15 Dodge truck and say, I'm a badass. So is your girlfriend. Is your girlfriend talking you into going eco?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, that's random.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you are a lesbian.

[Caller]

Halfway. I like them both.

[Turley]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. Let's get back to the truck. The only people that I know that Dodge drive Dodge trucks are bulldozer operators. Oh, really? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The guy from Twister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bulldozer. Get it?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twister, twist 15, Dodge Ram, 27. Have you been to CarMax or have you been to the dealership?

[Bobbo]

Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I your first call or.

[Caller]

I've been to carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Perfect. Okay. So they've already inspected it, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the offer letter from them?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. The thing where they. Okay. And take a picture of that with your cell phone and go to givemetheven.com and push that picture of that offer letter that I can read. And if I don't beat it, I will give you. I will mail you a check Monday for $100. That. So that. That's. That's our promise to everybody. If we don't beat your Carmax off. We'll send you 100 bucks. So worst case scenario, you get 100 bucks. Best case scenario, you get more. Tell me real quick, what did they hit it at? What did they bid it at?

[Caller]

28,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 Ram Bighorn with 27 gas crew, cab, leather roof, nav. What color?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city do you live in?

[Caller]

Oklahoma city.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma city. So you're three hours away from us. Okay, so if I gave you 28. Five, do I buy it?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Will you bring it to me at that? Figure.

[Caller]

I can try.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, try. You're gonna try. Give it a. Can I give you 28. 3 and I'll just send a. A driver up on. I'll send a driver up Monday to pick it up because it's a five. Yeah, that works. All right, 28. Three. Go to givemetheven.com and load that stuff up. And we made a deal. I'm done. Sold. Sold. Sold. I bought the first morning. Thank you, Kara. Sweetheart.

[Caller]

Honey, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. 800. 800. 72348. 800 radio. Bobbo, your hair is looking really, really nice.

[Bobbo]

Oh, well, thank you very much.

[JD Ryan]

See, we. I've complimented him on his weight loss. You're complimenting him on his hair?

[John Clay Wolf]

You lost weight?

[JD Ryan]

He has. He's lost about £100. No, not really. He's lost about 25.

[Bobbo]

How'd you do that? I. I don't know. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went out and mowed the yard.

[Bobbo]

I'm not even trying to. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe you try. Hey, I believe you. I know you're not trying to. You know, you're not against. You're not with all that weight loss stuff.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not. He's not. A man's not into a hell. Not into his health.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Somebody gives me an energy bar, and I'm like, well, I guess I better have some scotch with this. Not a lot of taste in that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you. Are you sick? Why are you losing weight?

[Bobbo]

I feel great. Feel great.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much weight have you lost?

[Bobbo]

Like £22.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting good. Most people. This would be good. This isn't good.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Rush]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Bobo steadily gains weight over the decades.

[JD Ryan]

Does he?

[Bobbo]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for him to be going backwards. Something's wrong in the ecosystem. Maybe just something is wrong in the force. I'm worried this is bad.

[Bobbo]

Have you done There is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you eating your normal amount of red meat and wine and beer and drugs and everything that you Normally do every week.

[Bobbo]

I, you know, I. I don't change anything on purpose. I mean, I'm myself. Yeah, that was one thing. My. My son.

[John Clay Wolf]

She lost your cook.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would make sense.

[Bobbo]

I lost my diners and I don't know how to cook for one person, so. And I got tired of eating the same thing six days in a row.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your diet has changed.

[Bobbo]

My diet has changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think you have a tapeworm or have cancer. Your diet has changed. That's why you're losing.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I'm not going to rule out anything, you know, can you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want to go to Julio. You want to go to Julio's after the.

[Bobbo]

No, I've been eating. See, I made a pot of rotel on Monday and I've been eating it all week and losing weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rotel is cheese.

[JD Ryan]

It's bad cheese. It's not even good cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like rotel. Like the cheese sauce.

[Bobbo]

The hell you say.

[JD Ryan]

It's nuts. Garbage.

[Bobbo]

A can of rotel tomatoes.

[JD Ryan]

What is your cholesterol? What is your cholesterol number?

[Bobbo]

A package of Velveeta cheese.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Two quart crock pots. Stick it in. Here's my secret. Here's my secret. One can of ranch style beans with jalapenos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Stick that in there, boy. And after that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Zeppelin really playing in Dallas next Saturday?

[Bobbo]

Stir that up, dude.

[JD Ryan]

Beef bean cheese burrito to explode.

[Bobbo]

That's all I've eaten all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it John Bonham? Is he or it means son. Or is it Zeppelin?

[Bobbo]

It's. It's Bonham's son.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference? It's his son. It's his loins. Is Robert Plant, Jimmy Page coming? Let's see.

[Bobbo]

Zeppelin died in 66, but the band is still called Led Zeppelin, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what did they do between 66 and 81?

[Bobbo]

Well, they just, you know, they made.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of records.

[Bobbo]

They. They were the Yardbirds and then Zeppelin died. Leonard Skinner and Paige still tours got new guys. You, Robert Plan, John Paul Jones and John Bonham and the new Yard.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Zeppelin is a cover band?

[Bobbo]

Yes. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234.

[Bobbo]

Tribute band.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. We're coming back with Free Bird.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put man over my heart. When they play Free Bird.

[JD Ryan]

We'll be.

[Bobbo]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the [e-mail] [e-mail].

[Automated System]

Not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly. But they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy. You can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your underwear.

[Bobbo]

We own Saturday, the JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this? Blind faith.

[Turley]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, all right.

[JD Ryan]

Which is if you got to own a day of the week, Saturday's the best one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[JD Ryan]

Everybody loves Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's getting ready to get party hardy. Get their drink on, go on the.

[JD Ryan]

Lane, get on the boat, hang out.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We turn him up a little bit early. So Gundy is 40 today or 50?

[Turley]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma State. I just saw him on the board. I'm a man, Damn it. I'm 40. And today's his 50th birthday.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Have you seen him late?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

He's got a great mullet going. I mean, he looks like. He looks like our S.O.B.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah. If you go to S.O.B. @jcwitter, our handle there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's just the same woods. Tennessee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's give him an SOB clip so that new listeners can know what the hell we're talking about.

[Bobbo]

When helping with the dishes, he considers licking his plate. A primary portion of the initial rinse sequence. For Christmas, he gave his old lady a wonderful Christmas card and a half smoked Joy. He has three children under the age of 10, but has yet to change a diet Viper ever. He is the world's biggest son of a from lsu. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a man. Damn it, I'm 40.

[JD Ryan]

40.

[Turley]

Go to SJSCW S.O.B. okay. To see what he looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Daryl. A 36 Chevy truck, restored. We typically don't buy those over the air because they're too hard to hit.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story on it? Did you inherit it? Did you build it yourself? How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Yep, five year frame up, restoration, Everything redone, retro rotted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Create it? I got room for one. And We've got a 53.5 window. We're going to work on next.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for this one?

[Caller]

Did the first one about 50 out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Lost him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 11 Dodge Caravan with 77. Good morning, Chris. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that little five grand buy?

[Caller]

I just was really wanting to get an idea of what it was worth. Cuz I know what I owe on it and that's not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Church, you. Hello? It's me, Todd. Run.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right.

[Caller]

It's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go.

[Caller]

Hey, do y' all do Harley motorcycles too or just vehicles?

[John Clay Wolf]

We do do the Harley Davidson in motorcycle, but we don't do it over the radio. I have my Harley Davidson especial Master Samurai, Chef Nazi. Do them. I've got a specialist. And if you go. If you go to givemetheven.com and load your. Load your bike up, it'll go straight to. It'll go straight to Keith and then he'll bid your bike.

[Caller]

All right, we'll do then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? Where the hell are you? What are you doing?

[Caller]

Arlington, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What cell service. Have you paid your phone bill? Doesn't sound like it. 800-800-7234. 800. Get off the bike when you're going to call me? It's loud in the background.

[Bobbo]

By the way, the guy's not an actual Nazi.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not?

[JD Ryan]

No. Who's not? Dirk, no.

[Bobbo]

You will sell us the motorbike.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're giving away tickets to the Bow and Gym bash in Dallas next weekend. That's Led Zeppelin is coming to town. Yes, I'm Cheap Trick and Foreigner. Yes, they want to know what love is. It's not really Led Zeppelin. It's John Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience. But anyway, if you go to john claywolfshow.com, click we got our Facebook feed there. Click the like. Add us as a friend of you. And also put your information in. There's a contest button there at our show jockleywolfshow.com and we'll. We're gonna give away 10 pairs a lot. So the odds are pretty good.

[Bobbo]

10 pairs for each show.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's the Deep Purple and Alice Cooper. Also that Sunday.

[Bobbo]

What guitar players call the Holy Trinity Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump me? Huh? Oh, no. Oh, my God. I didn't get the word out all the way. Turn that stuff off.

[Turley]

It's too Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was too close. Yeah, it's too close. You guys. You're getting as bad as them. Turley 16F150 four door, two wheel drive EcoBoost. Troy, why didn't you just man up and get you a pair and buy an eight cylinder?

[Caller]

Honestly, the truck was given to me.

[JD Ryan]

Well, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

By a woman.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez, that's cool. Father in law. Dude, sometimes I scare myself.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, listen to what just happened. I was being sarcastic and it said why? He said, well, the truck was given to me. I said, by a woman? No, my father in law. Yeah, but indirectly.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, right, you know, pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he didn't have her, that's a bank shot. Would he have gotten that's a bank shot. If he didn't have her, would. Would the. Would her dad have given him that truck?

[JD Ryan]

Not a chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a chance.

[JD Ryan]

It was a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Troy, when you sell his truck, what's he going to think of you?

[Caller]

Things have happened to him and I don't only really want to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, but I'll bid your truck if you talk about it on the air.

[Caller]

He's passed away. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who's got the. Is his. Whose name is the title in.

[Caller]

The title? Is it my wife's name?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's on the front of the title?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load the truck up. It'll give you immediate range. Right now when you put the VIN in, it'll. It'll hit you with a two thousand dollar range and then the buyer will call you right back with a hard number. We'll buy it from you.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. What city?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry for your loss. And tell your wife what we sorry for hers too.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? Have a little fun and then you recover. Have a little fun, then recover.

[JD Ryan]

You're a pro, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless Charlie dumps you in the middle of all that. 800-800-7234. Take us out. You're the big voice. I'm the. I'm the little voice was there in dub.

[Bobbo]

Nevertheless, stay tuned. There's more John Clay Wolf show coming up next. We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Automated System]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmethevin.com, because he can. That Car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written car offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800 radio now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the Rolling Stones. Are they all still alive, Bob?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's dead? Well, what's his name?

[Bobbo]

Brian Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's. He's the manager, right?

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's a bass player. He's the original guitarist. I mean the lead.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he died. He died way back 66 or something. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You ask me if I ask him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time it is and he wants to tell me how to build a wall. Well, back in 1934, we had a clock, Steven. An 08 Chevy Avalanche. G71 Average run for clean. You know, Bob, everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass, right, Steve?

[Bobbo]

Well, coming from you, that really hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher clean. Average, rougher clean, Steve.

[Caller]

Oh, it's really clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand put it to bed?

[Caller]

I owe more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe?

[Caller]

About Double.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

About double that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You owe 20.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just got in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, lost him. 800-87234. Something's wrong with our phone.

[JD Ryan]

I noticed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the people that aren't upside down seem to make it all the way to the end of the call.

[JD Ryan]

That's weird. It's just Rick.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 14 shaker. Shake it. Shake your salt shaker. Leather roof. Nav. What color?

[Caller]

Orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, baby. It's a RT Challenger, right?

[Caller]

Well, it. It's a. The 100 year Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God damn, here we go.

[Caller]

And it's. They. They made 2,000 of them. And this one's number 180.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the one that the Dodge brothers actually signed. Third grandson from another marriage screwed that black girl.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the hood of this car at the end of the assembly line.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. In 2000, 2014 infamous Stymie Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Stymie Dodge.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Old Stymie.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's worth another 10g. So I mean, it's got to be worth 50 grand, right? I think it's a. I think It's a low 20s car. Rick, what we take for it?

[Caller]

I'd take 30 to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, lost him too. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Man, it's. Diamond was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sty me.

[Bobbo]

Diamond would always front you and die.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was that. He was that weird left handed Dodge brother. Third grandson from the. From the affair. And he nailed the girl at the end of the assembly line on top of this. Orange Etter. Orange.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundredth anniversary Dodge Shaker. That's where they got the name. Shaker is. The Dodge brothers used to bang some of the employees in the back seat of the Challengers back when the Dodge brothers were cool.

[JD Ryan]

Totally makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's where the whole Shaker deal came. It's kind of like Led Zeppelin's playing at Dallas this weekend. And if you want to see John Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience and Foreigner, we're giving away a bunch of tickets. And if you go to John Clay Wolf show. John Clay Wolf show and you'll see the deal there for it. Also like our Facebook page while you're there. And we are going to give those tickets away today. They. They told me they wanted to give away 10 pair so they sent me 10 pairs. So I'm going to give them to our listeners.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Oklahoma City, Houston, Arkansas, Louisiana, the world. It's too far of a drive. It's not worth it. But they will be coming to your city soon.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since we're in so many cities, we made a deal with Live Nation where we can start giving concerts because a lot of these tours go Oklahoma. To Alice, Austin.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, Austin Sand. You know they do it right through our zone. I'm like, man, we can knock them all out at once.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maryland. Marilyn. Yes, Good morning. Are we really out of time, Mike? No, we buy travel trailers but I don't know them. Just like the Harleys. I have special a special. Guy's name's Ben. He's an RV specialist and motorhome specialist. And I send him all of our customers and he bids them and we pay for them. Will you go to give me the ven. Will you go to givemethevent.com and load it up and it'll go straight to Ben and he'll get your number today.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800873 for DJ Pre K Whitey Blackie 8 mile B Rad our in house white black guy. What are you saying? He was making fun of me. Well, I don't know if you've heard.

[Turley]

The new spot JD that John put out.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's. It's great.

[JD Ryan]

Now where. This is running all over the place.

[Turley]

Yeah, forgive me. The vin, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody heard it except the commercial.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I've been busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He listens to xm.

[Turley]

Oh, that's right, I do.

[Bobbo]

Sorry.

[Turley]

Here's the spot. And DJ Pre K had his own spoof on it. But here's the actual John spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know your car is worth more than they offered you on trade and you just know it. Your car's better than that. Go to givemetheven.com and prove it to yourself. Because I will give you an offer that beats the dealer and Damn sure beats Carmax. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, I owe you 100 bucks. Givemetheven.com we'll give a grip for your whip. Don't get played on your trade. Get your trade laid down to [e-mail] givemethevin.com so, I mean, John's got some. Some soul in them, right? No, a little stumbly soul. Give. Hang on, let me read this. Right. Give a grip. You're that whip.

[JD Ryan]

You're almost as white as me.

[Turley]

Well, DJ Prek, he is. He's got the soul in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, he's white, whitey, black, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

He's about half Justin Timberlake. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8 Mile himself. Straight out of the trailer park, straight.

[DJ Prek]

Up ael Texas, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Turley]

Well, he sent me a spot that he wants to start running on our urban stations.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

All right, cool.

[DJ Prek]

What's up? This is your boy DJ Prek with Gimme the Vi and I want to buy your ride. Oldsmobiles, Cadillacs, Buicks. If it's a big body with big bang in the trunk, I want to buy. Whether skating on Daytons or chopping on blades, you going to get paid. We'll give you a fat grip for that whip so you can be balling off the lot. You trying to buy that Bentley? Sell us your Chrysler 300C so that you can get the real [e-mail].

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[JD Ryan]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it'll play well. What do you think, John? I mean, I think it would be fine, but those cars are all problematic.

[Bobbo]

All those old of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know the market for them. Ghetto sleds. Yeah, everybody knows the market for them. They trade them for an ounce of drugs and some loving, but there's no money ever exchanged hands.

[JD Ryan]

Just a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a bunch of payments. Like interest free payments between friends that nobody ever pays. I mean, there's more record fees paid in those Deals than car money.

[JD Ryan]

These are the cars you see on live pd that. That police show. I mean, man, my friend gave me this car for $29.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when you do get paid on them, you can't report. You can't do nothing with the money. You go turn it in. Yeah, and then the bank's like, hey, where'd you get this? Like, from a drug dealer. Well, hang on. We got a forum for that?

[DJ Prek]

Well, we could have a whole lot more drugs and loving going on around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's not what we're.

[JD Ryan]

The drugs, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what you picked up in the. In the. In the eight mile? I thought. I thought, see, you're a bad black white guy. White black guy.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just. Just he. He's a thuggy one.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we need.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a good one. We need a good whitey blackie. He's the bad one.

[JD Ryan]

O.

[DJ Prek]

You're until the casket drop, man.

[Bobbo]

Thug.

[JD Ryan]

Until the casket drop, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grant, a 15 challenger srt. I love it. With 48, leather roof, nav automatic. How many miles? 48. Just said. What color?

[Caller]

B5. Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that color to the brake.

[Caller]

I do like it when I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you buy new?

[Caller]

I bought it brand new two years ago last month.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive a lot, man? 25, 000 miles a year.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's mostly highway miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you selling? Are you sales?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do? Surveying.

[Caller]

Architectural surveying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're running around in a SRT Challenger with blueprint. You're supposed to be nerdy, Grant. You're supposed to be driving a Volvo. What the hell are you surveying? Strip clubs? God almighty. A surveyor with. With a. With a four square and a pocket protector and all of his telescope tools and his grade and his All. All of his gear pulls up in a Challenger. I'm sure he cut the cats out and straight piped it on the ass end, too, just so they know he's there, Right?

[Caller]

That thing's completely bone stock, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. For 50, 000 miles. I know it's got 48, but it's got 50 in my mind. It's good color. It's a 20. 20, 20, 20 20. And I know right now you already see. No, no, no, it's 30, 30, 30. No, it's got miles. Miles. Miles. It's. It's a 27 grand ride.

[Caller]

Now I've already got offers from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once again lost him.

[JD Ryan]

Slippery phones, they're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just sliding right out of my hands, man. Yeah, well, the market's adjusting a little bit, boys and girls. And it is.

[JD Ryan]

It is now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

This like this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y. Yeah. Past couple weeks. That market that we always talk about adjusting.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 17s. You kind of bid them like 16s. 16s down. We're not going up.

[JD Ryan]

So now's the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, now's. I mean, now's too late.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Well, I'm just saying now's the time to. What if you can't jump in your DeLorean and go back in time, get in now. Sell it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Kind of too late.

[JD Ryan]

Too late. Never mind. No one sell a car today.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can sell them all, but the market adjustment is hit. Okay, so if General Motor stock is traded 100. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now it's trading at 80.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what will you give for General Motor stock if you want to buy it?

[JD Ryan]

Well, today I give it 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is what it is.

[JD Ryan]

It is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can talk about the good old days when it was 100 or when it was 90. Oh, God. Do you remember just last week when it was like 83 and you thought it was fixed to go up? Nope. It's at 80.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta get it, DeLorean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not across the board. SUVs and trucks are still doing fine. They're carrying through. But these cars, especially tacky mile cars and expensive ones, are coming down hard.

[JD Ryan]

Is that. And that. Is that part of the fall thing or just. Just happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seasonal adjustments. 2018 models start showing up right now. Something has to make room.

[JD Ryan]

Got you. Makes sense. Okay, you found that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The newer, the harder they fall.

[JD Ryan]

18S are pulling.08s with 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

If your car is a.08 something with 80, that's 10 years with leather roof and nav. Or leather or just a 08 with 80. Anything. That's probably the best car I can buy.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 10 years old, it's not so mild out. It still has another life in it. 08 with 80. That's what I was telling my buyers the other day. 08 with 88s with 80. That's.

[JD Ryan]

That's the sweet spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Diesel trucks. We want to buy a lot of those. We have a lot of stuff we missed.

[Turley]

Got plenty show left.

[John Clay Wolf]

More bs, less cars, Barbo.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Did that start?

[John Clay Wolf]

That needs to start. That needs to start. We've been thinking about it.

[Bobbo]

All right, well, I need to open up a juice box full of BS and We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[Radio Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800-800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com 800-800-7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. South central United States. Don't forget the bayou brothers, the Beaumont brothers and sisters, the Galveston brothers, and all them water people. All them water people.

[Bobbo]

Big town outlaws.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love them water people, too.

[JD Ryan]

We do.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Donnie. A 13F, 250 super platinum with 40, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

See? Black metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? Euless actually does 38,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. I actually want to buy this.

[Caller]

I'll be straight up with you. I got an offer for 39. On it, guys. Kind of wiggy. I'll meet you in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So what. What do I need to write a check for that buys it?

[Caller]

We'll do 38, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

35. You're in euless. Okay, I'm gonna put. Do you want to do it today?

[Caller]

I probably can't today, but I can do it, like, Monday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not too far from our office. You can run it over. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then I'll write you check. You can go down to Southwest bank, hammer it. I would appreciate if you would just turn it into a cashier's check or deposit it, though, because every time somebody goes over there, like, hammers into hundreds, Right? They've got a couple. Call me.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like to verify. Yeah. And on 40 G's, that's a lot. Sometimes they don't have that much money sitting in their drawer and it turns into an issue. So actually, if you got a. If you got a title, just bring your wiring instructions over. Just wire you the money.

[Caller]

That's not a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I'll buy it. I'm gonna put you on hold real quick and let. Let them.

[Caller]

You're gonna lock it, bud. There's not a door. Ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's. I need a driver. I need me.

[Caller]

It's being capped, man. In the garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna see me driving it. Because I need. I want to get out of this Toyota and get into the. Another Power Stroke. I'm going to put you on hold. Hang on a second.

[Caller]

Get you a man. Get you a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you a man's truck. Grab Donnie on two and get him to someone so they can load the Deal up into givemethevin.com we can get it processed. A Foreigner Bone Jim bash next Saturday in Dallas. Who is it?

[JD Ryan]

Foreigner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to write this down. Cheap Trick, Foreigner and Jason Bonham.

[Turley]

Led Zeppelin Experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

John clay wolf show.com john clay wolf.com and put it in for the ticket giveaway.

[Turley]

It's also new and improved star plaque.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also Alice Cooper coming up. And we're giving away tickets for that too. Yes, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Manny Carrollton. A 550.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Rush]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Is it 50,000 miles yet or 49?

[Caller]

49. 5. Right now.

[JD Ryan]

I'm in it right.

[Caller]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four hundred and ninety five. What city?

[Caller]

Carlton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a bad carfax? Any. Any damage history?

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What are you going to get? What. What are you going to buy?

[Caller]

750 I got. And they have a car map. So that's where I'm going there. The signal things you give me is a trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they give you?

[Caller]

Well, I don't know. I'm just going out there right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do this. You're going there anyway. You're buying one from them when you get your picture, when you get your deal from them, because they'll give you a piece of paper, take a picture of it, go to givemetheven.com and shoot it to us. If I don't beat that offer, I'll send you a check for $100. I'd rather do that. There's just no reason to bid it. There's no. There's no reason at all to bid it. You're on your way to Carmax. You're going there. You're going to buy a car from them. They're going to appraise your car. So nothing I say is going to change that. So just go ahead and let them start. I'm going to let them pitch for. And then you come to us. I'd rather give you $100 for an option to look up the skirt of this deal and make a decision, yes or no, if I want to do it than even talk about it. Because I know you're fixing to do it and I just want to look. See, basically, here's what I'm giving to you and everybody else. Any deal at CarMax. I give $100 to look at the deal before you do it. If I don't beat the deal and make you more money, then I shoot you a check for 400. Is it. Is it an Indecent proposal. Maybe. But does it make you more money? Damn sure does. And is it your car to do what you want to with? Sure is. So that's. Screw them, right? Donnie, Manny, whatever. 800-800-7two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. They don't want to buy cars for me anymore.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that?

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because of the. Because we're turning into a real competitor for them. Well, yeah, and they've been for a while. I. I bought 10,000 cars from them. They probably bought 500 cars.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does a bear smoke grass in the woods? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

420 every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72-3,4. Send me a picture of your CarMax [e-mail] and if I don't beat it today. Deal. 200 bucks. Ooh, maybe 500 bucks. Man, I. I ain't playing home, homie.

[JD Ryan]

You are not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homie don't play that. No, you're a gambler, Jimmy. A 16F250 with 36 leather roof. Nav crew cab. What color?

[Caller]

It's black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

48 gram.

[Caller]

Perfect. Do I need to load it up? How does it work?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I have a payoff? I have a payoff.

[Caller]

34.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll loan you the money, too. Do needs to be a short bed, okay?

[Caller]

It is a short bed, and it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Needs a clean carfax.

[Caller]

They have the clean car back. Everything's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I say I loan you the money to do it, I really loan you the money to do it. I mean, people like, well, I want my equity right now. Well, hang on. Then take your own money and go pay that off. And then bring me a title, and you'll have it. Yeah, well, I expect you.

[Caller]

I don't have that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know. I'm playing with you, though. Let me finish. I expect you to give me, you know, say I give you 40 grand, and your payoff's 30. So you have $10,000 sharing your work coming. Where's my 10,000? Well, where's my title?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to go pay it off. So hang on. Let me get this straight. I'm going to loan you the money to go pay off your crap, basically, and then you're bitching at me. Want all your money right now.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's a rap song in here somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what I do do is I pay half that. Half of it up front of what they have coming, okay? And I do that to keep them tied to the deal so that if the title comes slow from the bank.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then they are calling their bank, screaming at them, not me. Because the bank won't listen to me. Me.

[JD Ryan]

No, No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they'll listen to their customer.

[JD Ryan]

The customer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta keep the customer hooked to the deal a little bit so that they can bug their bank. Instead of calling me and saying, Let me just finish. So instead of calling me and saying, where's my title? Where's my title? I mean, you know, where's my money? So where's my title? Where's my. Anyway, you get it. But, yes, I'll buy your truck.

[Turley]

We're doing you a favor paying it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not doing you a favor. We're just doing good, clean business. We just got to keep you. We've got to keep you invested in the deal a little bit so that you make sure we get our title. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, eight Lexus with 27 deel. Daryl.

[Caller]

Daryl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daryl. Okay, that sounds nice. Oh, wait. Lexus ES for 27,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like this car. Have you been anywhere else? Have you been to karma yet, man?

[Caller]

No. No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you what I'll do, Dorial. You're in New Orleans and there's a CarMax in Baton Rouge. I want you to go to CarMax and get a bid. And if I don't beat that bid by a thousand dollars, I'm gonna send you a thousand dollars.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you why, Dura.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's got a.08 Lexus with 27,000 miles and it's white. Yeah, and it's the right one. And I smoke their ass on that car. I'll make them look stupid, all right? And I'm doing it right now. Thousand dollar bounty on that bit.

[JD Ryan]

Thousand bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Daryl, if I don't beat it by a thousand, I'll send you 1500. How about that?

[Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously? Thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. The deal's getting real right here with the real.

[Bobbo]

Mister. Mister. Why you handing out the dollars? Why don't you let me hold a couple, honey?

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Floyd boys. Floyd boys. Good morning, Floyd boys. How are you?

[Bobbo]

How are you? How are you? I need to buy some things.

[JD Ryan]

What are you buying?

[Bobbo]

For my children? Back to school time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[JD Ryan]

It's a tax free weekend. That's right, for back to school.

[Bobbo]

Some compositional notebook.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you're gonna buy for your kids.

[Bobbo]

And Pen.

[JD Ryan]

Only for your kids.

[Bobbo]

And some shoes.

[JD Ryan]

And some. What?

[Bobbo]

Need to get some shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoes.

[Bobbo]

All those shoes.

[JD Ryan]

Shoes for the children.

[Bobbo]

They don't go up there barefoot.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no. It's a perfect weekend. Tax free.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to bring Cloyd up a little bit. He's a lazy old man.

[Bobbo]

Four kids. That's 20 Lunchables a week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is lunchable. And a Capri sun juice box.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they come in there every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day.

[Bobbo]

And a lemon.

[JD Ryan]

And a lemon.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Till the apples come down.

[Rush]

Give you.

[JD Ryan]

Give your kids a lemon.

[Bobbo]

Lemons is cheap and all.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but then nobody eats a lemon.

[Bobbo]

Fool, you crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other. Yeah. Free cake.

[Bobbo]

Come on. Our favorite game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn Campbell's dead. Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he killed by.

[JD Ryan]

No, he was, unfortunately.

[Bobbo]

Don't, Don't.

[JD Ryan]

Don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go there.

[JD Ryan]

Well, everybody knows he's not going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get mad about it.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean? Like, I just broke the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no. Don't, don't. Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we need to. Turley, you need to pull up a deal for later in the show that Bobbo did five years ago about Glenn Campbell and Tanya Tucker. The. Over at the Boys.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very funny. Really. Hi.

[DJ Prek]

What's up, y'? All?

[Bobbo]

Not much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's DJ Prek, 8 Mile, Whitey, Blackie, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

How do you buy new clothes every week? You got a new outfit?

[Bobbo]

I mean, what do you.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you must make big money during.

[DJ Prek]

The week, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Y. Y' all treat me pretty well here, you know?

[JD Ryan]

I guess, man, I've been partnered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spending your check on high toppers?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, something like that. Yeah, the new Nike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slinging that rock. And my pocket's getting bigger. Yo, got that five, zero, double up. Hey, I gotta stop.

[JD Ryan]

You came out of Thug Quarterly, man.

[DJ Prek]

All right, man. I'm back with another installment of everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other, where I will read a story. Y' all guess the race. So today I got a man accused of burglarizing a Southern California home. I guess he went in there to get some stuff, and I guess while he was there, he had to take care of business, know. So he left a dookie in the toilet. Didn't flush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what was the name of that band that had an album called that?

[Turley]

Green Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Green Day.

[DJ Prek]

Green Day. He left some boo boo in the toilet and he didn't flush. So once the cops came to the house saw that was burglarized.

[JD Ryan]

They don't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't do a stool sample.

[DJ Prek]

They grabbed the Boo Boo out the toilet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they do a stool? Did CSI get in there with some.

[DJ Prek]

Gloves on, show enough, matched it up to some DNA, went to his home and scooped him up.

[Bobbo]

For real?

[JD Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did they. Is there. Is there a poop DNA, like a fingerprint board that they matched up against?

[DJ Prek]

I don't know. It just says they matched up the DNA from a previous. Previous match.

[JD Ryan]

They run your DNA, and they'll really. It'll bring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So they're doing your DNA now. Like, they do fingerprints?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. DNA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time you get arrested, they're taking a DNA.

[JD Ryan]

If you've done a crime to a certain degree, not for, you know, traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is the.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, so is the Boo Boo bandit white, black, Latino or other?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna go with. Wow. I'm gonna go. I don't know why, but I'm gonna go with black. That's a tough one. Yeah. I mean, anybody could do that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with other. I'm gonna go with North Korean.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. They're sneaky.

[Bobbo]

White man.

[Turley]

Yeah, definitely a white man. White man will drop it anywhere.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. God, what a kid. Montgomery was going against a tree when he. He was. When he was hunting one day, and then he fell, he slipped off the bark, and he landed in it. Happy birthday to you, Kent.

[JD Ryan]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope all your friends and family are listening.

[JD Ryan]

What a horrible way to go to prison. So would they get you on, man?

[DJ Prek]

Well, Mike and Bobby, y' all got it on point. It was Andrew David Jensen, a white man arrested on suspicion of first degree wearing camouflage. Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-72348. 800 radio Turley. Did we get the. The night. The 04 20, 000 mile Mustang Cobra. The old body Cobra with 20 Baht.

[Turley]

Not of the close of business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday we offered the guy 22, 500.

[Turley]

That's a lot of money on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thing, too, because he came to us a year ago.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

March. And we offered that. Then he's like, oh, no, no, no. 29. And we're like, you. No. 22. 2.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's come back. He's like, well, I'm back. I'll go. 24.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

22. 5. But he said it's a roush package.

[Turley]

Yeah, but it's not the expensive Rouse package.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just cosmetic kit.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like some stickers.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, stickers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some side pops.

[JD Ryan]

And I signed it with a Sharpie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Cheryl Carol Shelby signed my boobs. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Romero, who all we got today, Bone. Where's Rush? Where's Rush?

[Turley]

In the green room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's all our people?

[Turley]

Romero is in the green room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the fat bastard coming on later?

[JD Ryan]

I believe he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast.

[Automated System]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just living on a Sunday morning Got my torch and teen a woman I just thought Think about other things to get and keep getting never, never ending.

[Radio Announcer]

I just thought things about the John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800-800-RADIO. At 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800, 800-72-3.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy was good looking back in the day.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, I love Shiro Crow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Letters from Cleo Gal. Now she's all mom. Doubt she's on Nickelodeon, you know, really? It happens to the best of them.

[JD Ryan]

Mom, dad didn't mean anything.

[Bobbo]

They still get hot.

[JD Ryan]

It's still hot. Your wife just had kids. She's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, agreed.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I know you do, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's no but.

[JD Ryan]

There's no but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that. That's. That's icy territory. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You threw me a curve.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't throw you a curve.

[Bobbo]

I'm. I'm.

[JD Ryan]

I'm doing something nice for you, and you don't even know.

[Bobbo]

Was more of a slider.

[John Clay Wolf]

My, my. Speaking of the old lady, she's doing a contest in CrossFit this morning. Good luck, honey. If y' all have the radio turned on that room. Camp Gladiator. Some Contest? Try. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

You don't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember in the 80s, the Battle of the superstar athletes? Sure, sure.

[JD Ryan]

Really cool things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, like.

[JD Ryan]

Like the basic training in the military.

[John Clay Wolf]

The obstal courses and all that. It's like that.

[JD Ryan]

She's been working out.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's on the give me the VIN team.

[JD Ryan]

We're getting great shape. There's nobody else in this building that's in that kind of shape. Nobody. Well, maybe my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I swam two laps at the pool yesterday and my heart started hurting so bad, I thought something bad was going to happen.

[Bobbo]

Two laps?

[JD Ryan]

I bet you walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're long laps. They're like Olympic size pool. But I. My chest are hurt so bad. I was like, I think, I think I'm going to. I think I'm going to hurt myself. I think I'm going too far here. Yeah, I didn't want to die.

[JD Ryan]

Did your feet touch at all? Your feet touch at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I was hard. 12 Honda Cord Sport Coupe, leather roof, nav. 62,000 miles, Mike. 10 grand off the top of my head. How much is it?

[Caller]

You talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, talking to me. Talking to you, Talking to you. You're $10,000 on your Honda.

[Caller]

Okay, what I need to do, let.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me look it up. I just want to see if you take it, but make sure I want to give it. Is that right? Is 10,000 the right number? Because it sounds right to me.

[Caller]

Well, if you want to give me 12, I'll take 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but hang on. Is it a four cylinder or six? Is a six, yeah, I think it's a 10 grand. I'm looking it up as we go. What color is it?

[Caller]

Great gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

63,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD. Once again, I'm going to show you why I'm good at what I do. 10:1 is what it says 10:1 right there. I just did on my computer. Okay, what you need to do is go to givemetheven.com, put it in there. Just put the VIN number, a couple pictures. Say Wolf. I sold the car to Wolf on the air this morning for 10,000, come pick it up and come pay me. Yell at them a little bit. They're kind of lazy in there. I need somebody to help me with them. We. When you put that in, you get a hold of that guy, kind of give him a talking to. Mike, do you manage people in your. In your professional life? Yeah, when I'm. I had that feeling. I could hear the authority in Your voice. When I'm over here on the radio on Saturdays, they know that, you know, the cat's away.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you're not playing. You're not going to go over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need Mike to get in there and kind of do it. Mike, when you get him on the phone, kind of get. Give them a little management say, hey, what's everybody doing? Is everybody being accountable? How many customers have you talked to this morning? What's your conversion rates? You know, what's your callback time? Can you do that for me, Mike?

[Caller]

Me?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Michael.

[Caller]

Oh, you could call me at. You could call me anytime. It's not at this number. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm using my friend Michael. Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael. You're not hearing me. I need you to put your car in to give me the. And when my buyer calls you back, I need you to help me because I'm stuck on the radio over here. I need you to ask them how many customers, how many leads customers they've worked this morning, what their callback time is and what their conversion rate is. And if it's below what it should be, get on their ass a little bit.

[Caller]

All right, man, give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com and put. Say, I sold my car to John for $10,000. And if you were doing your job, you would have heard it on the radio 10 minutes ago and already had me on the phone. Just kind of wake him up, will you?

[Caller]

Oh, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. Dan, is this thing. It's cloth. It's 11 town and country with 132 cloth. It's a 3,000, $4,000 truck, probably 3,500. And I know that sounds stupid low, but the. These Chrysler vans with 130. Just don't bring anything. You there, Dan? All right. Oh, damn, I'm tired, Mike. Already had time. Yeah, we're not getting anything done. We're talking too much cars.

[JD Ryan]

You know what? I think I need to come work for you. I'd be in that fire room. I get some things going.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're giving away tickets atjohn clay wolf.com for foreigner. Who? The rest of them. Cheap Trick and Jason Bonham's experience. Next Saturday at the Starplex in Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Deep Purple and also. When is it?

[Turley]

The 18th and also Sunday. Deep Purple and Alice Cooper on the 19th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday. Sunday.

[Bobbo]

Deal.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're rocking our. We're rocking our balls off next Saturday and Sunday go to john claywolf.com if you want to win some free ticks to be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay.

[Automated System]

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[Turley]

Car.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

We always get the big miles in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

And just harder working people. Jonathan. Oh, one Tahoe with 250000 miles worth 500. You there? He hung up on me.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did to me what I do to others. I know the feeling, Jonathan. That's how I felt when I saw the 250000 miles kind of a in my queue.

[Bobbo]

He's back there cussing now. How you like me now?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf 03 Dodge Diesel with 180,000 miles miles on it. Two wheel drive. William. It's a probably five grand truck.

[Caller]

5,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if it's, if, if it's a. It's a Cummins with 180. But it's two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I just. Golly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just paid 8 and Oklahoma City 07F. 154 wheel drive, long bed with 180. Sounds white. It sounds like XL. XL, Cliff. Sounds like an oil field rig. Well, yeah, yeah, it's a three grand race. Yeah, I mean junk is junk guys.

[JD Ryan]

Three grand's not junk. No, I know it's not. Not 100 grand, but still. Hey, didn't you buy some kind of weird car this week? Somebody's some stars. I saw it on Facebook. What was that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Hennessy. Hennessy? Is it John Hennessy? I didn't deal with him myself and I meant to call him and get him on the air. Hennessy. The guy that owns Hennessy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hennessy performance out of Katie or something? Or something. It's right outside of Houston. And I bought his personal Chevrolet ss.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going through Metro Auto Auction on Tuesday morning at 10 o'. Clock. Hennessy's. Well, there's a Hennessy Cuverciere that the brothers like to drink.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this the Hennessy hot rods that the brothers like to drive.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And sometimes they like to drink you.

[John Clay Wolf]

While they drive it. That's not good. Mad gets mad about that.

[JD Ryan]

All kinds of mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Candy, good morning. You're on the air. I am? Yes.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Caller]

Currently unemployed. Just relocated from Florida to Dallas Fort Worth. I ride cutting horses and I've been listening to your show for the past three weeks to pass the time on my drive to Weatherford. I think you're hilarious. And you're always saying that your choir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm really good looking. You've left that out. You left out that I'm really smart. I'm very attractive, too. Go ahead.

[Caller]

It's hard to tell that over the radio, but I'm going to assume that you are. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cjd. She's got good taste.

[JD Ryan]

She does. Clearly been to the website.

[Caller]

Well, I need a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, you're hired, honey.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man, that was easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's, it's ironic that you bring this up and that's why I wanted to take you to the air because we do need to hire some more buyers. And send me your resume at Hire me. Hire [e-mail] I actually had that email set up this week.

[JD Ryan]

Really? Hire [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought careers sounded so normal.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds corporate. Sounds like American Airlines careers.

[Turley]

We're far from corporate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the Southwest Airlines. Yeah, hire [e-mail] and Candy, I do need to hire about five more buyers because we're fixing to go to the Florida market from Dallas Fort Worth. All the bids and the work will be done here at headquarters, but we're going to launch in Florida very soon. And if you're from Florida and you know the terrain, you'd be perfect. A perfect and a perfect. A person in Florida would rather be talking to a person that knows Florida. So it sounds.

[Caller]

I know the terrain well, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you're like a Texan, you know, you don't even know the main interstates in Florida. They're like, who is this? You know, they don't trust the conversation. So I, I, I. The Florida thing is in your favor. So please, yeah, just go to hire me give me the vin.com, shoot me your resume, and we'll line up an interview. And that goes for anyone else listening too, because we are. We are hiring. And I love cutting horses. And I need. I. I'm not trying to go too far with this call. Yeah, I really love to go. If you have access to cutting horses, I'd like to go. And Weatherford's not far from us. I would love to go ride one. I haven't done it in 15 years.

[Caller]

I own a. I own a cutting horse. And you are welcome to come out and have the time of your life. It's the most fun you'll ever have with clothes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've done it 100 times, but it's been 20 years. 20 years.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it a lot. And I want to get back into that. Okay, cool. Thanks, Candy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

You back into cutting horses, Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you into cutting horses? I know you're from Florida.

[Bobbo]

First of all, John, be very cautious.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Around our horse friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

They bite the people.

[JD Ryan]

You don't?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

I. I bought a dozen cutting horses.

[JD Ryan]

You.

[Bobbo]

It was back in 1992.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

When I first got into the money.

[Caller]

Yeah, you did.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My. My original producer, Tyrone Hemingsworth, said they should never give you honky's money.

[JD Ryan]

He said that?

[Bobbo]

A dozen cutting horses.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they bit first. First they bit my wife.

[JD Ryan]

What? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Twice.

[Bobbo]

I bit my dog.

[JD Ryan]

Bit my. No, they didn't.

[Bobbo]

One of them bit my car. They're like giant goats.

[JD Ryan]

Giant goats.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, whatever they're called cutting horses. Cuz they cut you.

[Bobbo]

I believe so. They have huge incisors.

[JD Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

One of those. Maybe the front teeth. And when they bit me, it was glue factory time.

[JD Ryan]

No, you did not.

[Bobbo]

No. These were healthy horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Rush, what about. What. Catch me up real quick on North Korea. Trump, did you go on vacation with him?

[Bobbo]

I've been to. I've been to Jersey with our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Played a little golf, drank a little scotch.

[JD Ryan]

You guys talk.

[Bobbo]

Bopped a couple of Percocets in the afternoon.

[JD Ryan]

Trump doesn't drink.

[Bobbo]

Trump shouldn't have the Percocets.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't do them.

[Bobbo]

If you think he's cocky now, he doesn't do them. Good Lord, man.

[JD Ryan]

He does not.

[Bobbo]

No, he did.

[JD Ryan]

He did.

[Rush]

He does not.

[Bobbo]

He ate what looked like a thousand Lego waffles, got all high and began to cuss. And the help.

[JD Ryan]

This never happened.

[Bobbo]

It's Absolutely true.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So anyway, first of all, drink the scotch with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't.

[Bobbo]

Don't ever let him get a Percocet. Okay. And we probably shouldn't have snorted them.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't believe.

[Bobbo]

Because that. No, it goes right to your brain.

[JD Ryan]

When you do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

Well, I got it. First I got him high, then I fed him.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then he started talking about North Korea.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, well, North Korea is kind of.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know. I've at.

[JD Ryan]

Looked kind of the thing. They're sort of kicking their heels up.

[Bobbo]

Ladies and gentlemen, I can assure you from here behind the golden microphone of the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, there will be no danger. Really? From North Korea?

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely not.

[JD Ryan]

This is breaking news.

[Bobbo]

I don't even think he's a real guy.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's a real guy.

[Bobbo]

I think. I think probably King Kim Jong. Whatever.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Passed away something like two years ago. It's almost like the Paul is dead thing.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Do you remember that?

[JD Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Beatles.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the Beatles.

[Bobbo]

Now Paul is probably still alive.

[JD Ryan]

He is alive.

[Bobbo]

Kim Jong Al. If he's. If he is around, I think he's biding his time very carefully. Why, It's. It's. It's quite a situation.

[JD Ryan]

He thinks it's all made up.

[Bobbo]

And it's a. And it's a damn shame because the Kung Pao is my favorite entre.

[JD Ryan]

What's that got to do with it?

[Bobbo]

If you'll get up in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

That'S got nothing to do.

[Bobbo]

Drink a little champagne, use a little pineapple juice. These are called island mimosas. Get a good on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Have your driver take you down to any buffet you can find and just eat the hell out of the Kung Pao.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Feels great. Get a couple of cream cheese rangoons. Is that how you say that? Rangoon. JD Rangoon. They make some of those with crab in there.

[JD Ryan]

I know they do. Cream cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is nothing better than going to the Oriental buffet on a Sunday morning brunch and loading down after big night. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Get all high now, sometimes those the crap a little frightening.

[JD Ryan]

What if you're.

[Bobbo]

If you're high enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

And that's what we've done all week long.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing to do with the nuclear war.

[Bobbo]

I want to stress this. Don't worry about the situation. It's all in hand. We've got Republicans in charge. What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

You heard it here first, folks. At the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, we always love L. Rushwell Power on loan.

[John Clay Wolf]

From God, David and Lord Lakeway. Texas. Good morning. How's the weather down there?

[Caller]

It's nice.

Sunny and hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is Lake Travis? Is it still all the way full? Is it fully recovered from the drought?

[Caller]

About 95% perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the. Is Carlos and Charlie's. Is that place reopened to something else yet?

[Caller]

It has with variety of different names recently it's reopened again and doing well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. So you have an 11M3 convertible, am I correct? In that year model, they were always stick shifts.

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

In the, in. In 2011, was the convertible M3 always a stick shift, always a six speed?

[Caller]

No, it's the automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know why I thought that.

[Caller]

But it's the one that is the dual clutch, automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is yours?

[Caller]

It's the light mist blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. What? Just tell me, like layman's term.

[Caller]

Well, it's baby blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds baby blue.

[Caller]

It's a very light blue, but it has a silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver lining.

[Caller]

More of a silver than a light blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're. If a fourth grader looked at it, what color would they say it was? Silver.

[Caller]

Light blue. That's the only way to describe it. It's a factory color.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have kids, do you?

[Caller]

Yeah. So it's more of a light blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids just say it's ugly.

[JD Ryan]

What color is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ugly, Daddy? I think it's. I think it's a 25 grander.

[Caller]

Yeah, we're actually asking around 33 for it because it's in mint condition. Inside, outside.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you've done that a lot today.

[John Clay Wolf]

25, 26, maybe 27. But the silver, light blue metallic mist, otherwise known as loser blue, baby blue, otherwise known as dust. It doesn't sell. No sell blue. Nobody wants it. Blue. That's the color. It is. That's what I was trying to get him to say.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Loser blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there is an ask for every seat. It's all about price. Sure goes with real estate, cars, everything. It's amazing. I know you're asking 33, but when you put that thing on the money at 27, it's gonna get sold. Maybe 26.

[JD Ryan]

Nice. Well, when you think it's 30, when.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see that white one, that's four grand more. Remember, the next time you go buy, buy one, buy the white one.

[JD Ryan]

Don't buy blue.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

In general, blue just doesn't sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

In general, Dark blue on Highline luxury cars does not sell. Really? No. If it's a color of a bruise like the dark brown or dark blue or light blue or maroon.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like S class, like big Benzes and. And burgundy. That's a lot of burgundy to look at. You're like, oh God.

[JD Ryan]

Yep, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they see the white one or the black one, they're like, I'll go with the white. White cars bring more money.

[JD Ryan]

They just always do in the corporate system. Said purple. That's a good color for a car.

[Bobbo]

I rented one.

[JD Ryan]

One time I got out there and went, are you. I blew up purple.

[John Clay Wolf]

The less expensive the car, the more this rule applies.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just true. But the more expensive, like you take a. Take a Rolls, right? Take a drop head coupe.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two hundred thousand thousand dollar car.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think the difference is between like weird green and white?

[Bobbo]

That's $40,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

30.

[JD Ryan]

Is it really in the same car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a Bentley the other day and it was kind of this oyster green blue eye.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we gave 42, 000 for it. And my buyer's like, what do you think it brings? I'm like, I think we're lucky if we get 42, 000 for it. And he's like, oh, no, it'll do. 46 MMR says 40.

[Bobbo]

46, 40.

[JD Ryan]

I'm like, okay, wrong color.

[Bobbo]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad. And actually we sold it for 42,000. And then the buyer tried to bring it back to arbitrate it because it was ugly, saying that the radio wouldn't work. I swear to God. And I told the arbitration manager, I said, there's nothing wrong with the car, it's just ugly. Yeah. And he realized that his buyer bought an ugly car and he doesn't want it. If you don't want it because ugly just call me and say, hey, I want to unwind this deal, cuz it's ugly. The guy's blind and I fired him. Okay, I understand that.

[JD Ryan]

Or maybe an Aston Martin with racing stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely, Uncle Norman. You know, that car was so ugly in burgundy, we just went ahead and let him abuse it, molest it with those stupid racing stripes. If you don't know what we're talking about, go to our, our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show. And you scroll down and, and see what our recon guy did to an Aston Martin.

[JD Ryan]

Martin. It was a pretty car.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's Puerto Rican. He can't help it. Boy, that Latino man, that 19 doesn't say Cheech and Chong. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

It was like 1980 Camaro stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't even that good.

[Bobbo]

I don't think it looks that bad.

[JD Ryan]

That worries me.

[John Clay Wolf]

For you, this. This all makes sense. This all goes. There is an ask for every seat. Sure. But it looks cheaper. You would pay less. It looks affordable. Because it's so ugly.

[Bobbo]

Right? Right. It does kind of look like an Avenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. 800-800-7234. We're doing a ticket giveaway at John Claywolf.com coming up next weekend, not today, but next weekend in Dallas, Texas, at the Starplex. You've got Foreigner, Cheap Trick, Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience on Saturday. We've got tickets for that. And Alice Cooper. And who's the other one? Deep Blue. Purple. Deep, deep blue. Something Deep Purple. Same thing.

[Turley]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

To this morning, Breakfast at Tiffany, Smoke on water. What's the difference? 800-800-723-4. First time listener, Richie Richard. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like the show? Is that what it says?

[Caller]

I love the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing this morning? What. What station are you listening to us on? 98.1 the eagle in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Hey, load this cart, give me the vendor and we'll get a bit on it immediately.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Cars. This is one of their greatest, would you agree, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could be their greatest. Someone needs to remake this song. Some country guy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who? No, I could see this being a country song. Really, since you're gone.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't it sound like a country song?

[Bobbo]

No, no. That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danny. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning, Y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. 07 Caddy Ext. So it's the truck?

[Caller]

Yeah, Caddy truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a roof?

[Caller]

That's sunroof. It's black on black. Black leather vehicle in pretty good shape. It's 07. Bought it in 09. Had 49, 000 miles on it. Had it eight years. It's got 88, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the 20? Does it have the 22 inch wheels and factory navigation? Yeah. So 07 with 88, does 15 grand. Does 15, 16 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, sir. Sure don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I'd like to buy it for that myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, with 88, with 90,000 miles, you'd be surprised that you probably wouldn't buy it because you bought it with 40 in the, the next guy that wants it, he knows it's going to have 90 on it too. I'm not knocking the rig, I'm just saying you got to adjust the mil miles back. I'm sure you gave 40 for the damn thing, you know, 10 years ago or whenever it was. What, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

These things are rare. There's not that many of them. They quit making them.

[Caller]

Well, it's pretty unique, you know, I mean everywhere I go, everybody, you know, really likes it. You've got the nice lights on it and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the miles that are slowing me down. I, I may go to 18 if 18 will buy it. If, and I'm not offering, I'm saying if that will buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I will look at it at 18 grand. But if it's, if it's got to do more than 18, I know I'm not gonna buy it with as an 07 with 90.

[Caller]

Okay, well, well listen gentlemen, I really appreciate your time on that, but my bottom dollar that is 20 because I, I see that same rig big out there, you know it dealers everywhere, you know, from anywhere from 23 to 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah, well I, I asking and selling are two different numbers. I keep them on the money so that I can sell them. I like to buy the cars where I can get rid of them, not where I have to be begging people. I'm not saying you're wrong about what you're seeing. I'm just telling you the banks don't want to finance a 10 year old truck with a hundred on it. No, they want for 48 months or 60 months and the customer give that much. And when the customer weighs their options on what else they could be buying with better miles for that same payment, right. It, it throws it off.07 if it was an 09. Yes. Same body style.

[JD Ryan]

But 07 10's the cut off for most banks, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, 10 years? 10 years. I mean they'll do some funky things, but people have to understand people buy payments.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much are the payments? And if you're making $500 a month payments on an 07 Escalade for five years and somebody shows them, hey, you could be making 500amonth lease payments on a damn on it. I, I leased a new Escalade like a hundred thousand dollar one. Yeah. And you know what my payment is 820.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's all.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So not bad. No.

[Bobbo]

Well, compared to an 07, though, retail is 20. Why would 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just. It's just the payments really make a difference. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Casey.

[JD Ryan]

It is Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Case.

[JD Ryan]

I'm good to see you, brother. Hey, you know, in the news, this Kim Jong feller is all talking about bombing the U.S. oh, he's gonna bomb Guam. So we put Together the top 10 places North Korea really could bomb and maybe even should, instead of Guam. Are we ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're always ready.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, let's do Seattle. Hey, they're all depressed there anyway. Idaho. Honestly, does anybody live in Idaho?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you giving the best places to places that.

[JD Ryan]

Instead of Guam, where. We love Guam. Okay, this is called radio humor. It's not real. We don't really want them to bomb Idaho. They have nice potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Potatoes.

[JD Ryan]

Florida trailer parks and retired folks. Come on. Alaska, where you can see Russia from Sarah Palin's porch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Cause John Clay said so. Wyoming. Hey, they don't even have a pro football team.

[Bobbo]

Number four, Hollywood.

[JD Ryan]

They'll think Trump did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number three, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, try it, punk.

[Bobbo]

Number three.

[JD Ryan]

Do Trump a favor and drop one on the main Twitter server. Do the world a favor. Shoot it straight up, one mile. There you go. The top 10 places. Maybe they should drop one instead of keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars. It was humor. We really don't want those places bombed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I want in hour number four. I'd like to get into this whole bombing situation.

[Bobbo]

Crazy deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had the stupid dream, Bob. You know, we have Kulag, our in house Rennie that lives in Lafayette. He's gonna start moving cars for us down there.

[DJ Prek]

Strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club. Dj. And I was thinking of, for some reason, like the Sally Struthers commercial. Feed the children. Yeah, but feed the Rennies. Like the Renaissance. Renaissance Fair performers and, like, have a GoFundMe page. And in this commercial, you were doing an impersonation of strip club who actually, his Renaissance Fair name is Kulag.

[Bobbo]

Just to participate in the Renaissance Fair. I spent all my money on leather armor.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he did.

[Bobbo]

And period weapons.

[JD Ryan]

He's got all those weapons now.

[Bobbo]

I have no money for funnel cakes and cotton candy and corny dolls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it would be funny.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and you can't be a scary barbarian if you're hungry all the time.

[JD Ryan]

Well, yeah, it could be scarier. Yeah, they sell them turkey. Turkey legs.

[Bobbo]

So please listen to Sally Strothers and call the number that she gives you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silicon Mexican.

[JD Ryan]

You got a little Mexican on us there, Kulag?

[Bobbo]

Will somebody feed these nerds, please?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. Hey, feed the nerds.

[JD Ryan]

Good, that's good.

[Bobbo]

For 53 cents a day, you can buy fried corn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fried corn.

[Bobbo]

And see a bow and arrow expedition.

[JD Ryan]

Why don't you give him some of whatever you've been eating, Sally? Oh, my.

[Bobbo]

They're almost as hungry as I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy.

[JD Ryan]

Randy, what are you doing? Randy's jumping in here. He just passed Casey Kasem in the hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy is becoming a Facebook fave of our fans on our show page. Oh, and remember, we're giving away tickets to. I wish I wrote this down so I could see. Say it quicker. Yeah, Foreigner. Foreigner, Cheap Trick and Jason Bonham's Led Zeppelin Experience. Actually, I want to go to that more than anything. That's Saturday at Starplex in Dallas. The next day is Alice Cooper in Deep Purple. Not Deep Blue something. Go to john claywolf.com that he our web guy. Set up a button for the giveaway and go right there. I'll tell you exactly what to do. But we were giving away a lot of tickets to that. If you'd like to buy some rock and roll.

[JD Ryan]

She like to get them. You said buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, get them. Win them. Win them. They're free.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you really want to win, I might sell you something.

[Rush]

What's going on? You scalping tickets? You got any Blue Oyster coat, Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did have Blue Oyster Cult last week and they got all at a price. Where were you?

[Bobbo]

I had 26 pairs last week.

[JD Ryan]

Forget about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. What do you doing?

[Rush]

Hey, I was just hanging around, kind of nervous. Time for the aminals right now.

[JD Ryan]

Why nervous? Why?

[Rush]

Hey, you remember I told you about that Siamese weirdo that's running Seagullville?

[JD Ryan]

No, that cat. Oh, the cat. Yeah, Kim Pa. Yeah, he's very popular.

[Rush]

With that bunch over down the other side of 635 in Dallas. Oh, yeah, they're all crazy over there.

[JD Ryan]

Why in Seville, there's nutty as my.

[Rush]

Garage in the wintertime.

[JD Ryan]

As nutty as your garage? Yeah, I get it, I get it. Nuts. I get it.

[Rush]

Yeah. And you know what? If you talk to them, they're all like, oh, he is great, rita. He bought a 289 Kim Ta Kung. He for us all away.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Rush]

Crazy.

[JD Ryan]

He's crazy like.

[Rush]

Like it's Some kind of cult or something in Seagoville. Seagoville, you know, he's got all the nuts.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's got all the nuts. Yeah.

[Rush]

These poor ants, Seminoles, they hunt and scrape, gather nuts for 13 hours a day, every day of the week.

[JD Ryan]

Really.

[Rush]

And turn their nuts in.

[JD Ryan]

They turn their nuts in.

[Rush]

They take a nut allowance that ain't even enough for their little ones. And there ain't no Christmas or Easter or Nuttoween or nothing over there.

[JD Ryan]

Nuttle ween.

[Rush]

The only holiday they have is Kungpung Pow Day.

[JD Ryan]

Kingpung Pow Day.

[Rush]

Yeah. They sing songs and pray their squirrel army up and down the block. And everybody just goes freaking nuts every time Kung Kun comes out on his little limb there. They're crazy down, sinking real. And they're making Bump real nervous too.

[JD Ryan]

They're making who Bump?

[Rush]

You remember Bump?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Rush]

President Bump. He's that ferret we elected president last year.

[JD Ryan]

President Bump? That's right.

[Rush]

Hey, but you know, I mean, for a ferret, what do you expect?

[JD Ryan]

I know he's a ferret.

[Rush]

I mean, he ain't the end of life as we know it. We all think he's cool.

[JD Ryan]

Those. Yeah.

[Rush]

Well, anyway, for the last couple years they say that Kim Pao Kung has figured out how to get the. The poison stuff out of the inside of golf balls.

[JD Ryan]

The. Really? The poison?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush]

Hey, they're making spree rockets that can deliver this stuff all the way to the galleria.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rush]

So that's why the Secretary of State. Midnight the dog. Midnight the dog is going to talk to Shishin Choo Choo, the premier of the People's Republic of Garland.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Rush]

And see if they want to send in the dogs. You know how many dogs they got in Garland?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

I bet somebody they got a lot.

[Rush]

Hey, it ain't. It ain't funny.

[JD Ryan]

No, no.

[Rush]

Them dogs will eat your ass. Yeah, especially if you're a power mad nut hogging Siamese jerk with a deadly spring rocket full of golf ball poison. Damn it. It makes me scared.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Rush]

It's like the. The Kung Pao war.

[JD Ryan]

You think they're gonna. They're gonna shoot the golf balls at the Galleria? Huh?

[Rush]

Sorry, y'. All, I gotta go get high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God.

[JD Ryan]

I thought you were.

[Rush]

Hey, if you ever saw Red Dawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Right. Red Dawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hide the tree.

[Rush]

Hide the tree. Bye, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[JD Ryan]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

See Randy Bobbo.

[JD Ryan]

Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen on the Facebook page people are swinging the DE's nuts deal into Randy.

[Bobbo]

Are they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know the Deez Nuts character?

[Bobbo]

That's. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah I know the DEZ Nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the. Randy's always looking for the Nuts De Nuts.

[JD Ryan]

He's Got them perfect. 880Siamese leader in Seagoville was doing for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You folks, for you guys outside the Dells Fort Worth area, which there's plenty of you that he's referring to some smaller cities inside the dfw. Yes, Far east of Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Far east.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the far east where all the dogs are. Oh, I gotta take a couple calls. Do I really have to go?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish. They just go to the website and load them up.

[JD Ryan]

Well they can do that as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Pam, I do know what a 66 Buick Wildcat is worth if it's got 68,000 miles and it's that nice. I am interested in it though. Can you go to givemetheven.com and stick it in there?

[Caller]

I'm actually out in my truck right now so I don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can do it later.

[Caller]

I can email it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com, take some pictures of it and put the VIN number in. Push the pictures and we'll get you a bid on Monday morning on that one because I'm gonna have to make a couple calls on a 66 point Buick Wildcat. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Same thing. Robin. What's up with the women in the muscle cars? Robin seriously did a lot to you. Is this your car again? Oh, Rob. Is your name Rob or Robin?

[Caller]

Robin, like the bird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like the Bee Gees? Yeah. I don't know a 60. What do you want for a 68Z28?

[Caller]

Well I know what I gave for it, I know what I've looked up and found but ripped you on the gearbox. It's actually a four speed standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Lost him. 800, 800. Asked a question. You got a long answer.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

The question was.

[JD Ryan]

What was the question?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy the car?

[Bobbo]

Well it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well it's a blah blah blah blah blah.

[JD Ryan]

Picture back in 73 Magazine.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will. We are interested in it Robin. Just go to the website, give me the vin.com and 11 Mustang. Is it an 8 cylinder or a 6? John?

[Caller]

6 cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 11 with 52 average, rougher, clean. Is it leather?

[Caller]

It's cloth and it's average earth clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, it's about 7,000. I may be a touch light if you'll go to give the vin.com. actually, my system will bid that automatically right there on the website. Okay. All right, bye.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not the fan. Sound radio cheesy, but you can do it all week. You don't? Not just while we're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, actually, I hate doing this. I love doing the radio show.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car thing is like.

[JD Ryan]

I'm so wore out by the end of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

All week. It's like an airline pilot coming home and flying a flight simulator. I've done this all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I do it in my sleep.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

But you don't push it like the other guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day, every day.

[Bobbo]

Call me, call me, call me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I do. Just go the website. I got so sick of bidding them, I built a machine that would bid them.

[JD Ryan]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll do it automatically, quickly.

[JD Ryan]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, it'll do it instantaneously.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, if you have your VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number and your miles.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just saying, you on the. From the computer. From hello to goodbye is 30. From hello to getting the number. By the time you put your number in there and do all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

30. 45 seconds.

[JD Ryan]

45 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's that quick. 800. 800 7234. Just go to. Give me the V. I in dot com. Zeke Elliott suspended for eight games or six.

[JD Ryan]

Six games.

[Turley]

Six games.

[JD Ryan]

Six games. And they say he's going to appeal. Of course. Cowboys running back Zeke has been suspended by the NFL for the first six games of the NFL season. According to ESPN and everybody else on the planet. If accurate, the pending and expected appeal and or even legal challenge by Elliott, the suspension would mean he'll miss, of course, the games against the Giants, Broncos, Cardinals, rams, packers and 49ers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am so glad that I did not take the season tickets this year. Every year it's a story. If it's not Tony Romo's broken something, it's our. Our big gun. He's out. Next year it'll be Dax out for something. I mean, it's just always something. Always something.

[JD Ryan]

Next year, John, is our year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next year is the year. Next segment is the segment. We'll be back with more of JCW show in Uno momento, por favor.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Automated System]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear now.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

William, Good morning. In Oklahoma. 2000 Lexus RX 300 with 74,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

It's kind of eggshell. It's a metallic perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Brand new. Do what, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does four grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Corey, Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see.

[Caller]

I was just calling to let y' all know that Jimmy, the VIN gave me about 5,000 more than the CarMax offer and is going to make me a lot more financially stable because I won't be paying $700 a month for my truck anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Seabrook, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says happy customer. Just sold 10 minutes ago. Easy. Did you literally just do the deal with our drivers just a moment ago?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool. Hey, were they wearing their give me the vin T shirts?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, they were. I wanted to scan the barcode on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been on their case about that. You got shirts for it, Randy? Same thing. It says, just sold happy customer in Fort Worth, Texas. Did you do it today or did you do it a couple days ago?

[Caller]

No, I did it like two weeks ago. And your guy, John Peterson, took care of me very well over there. He gave me $3,000 more than the largest Chevy dealer in the country. So. Well, just wanted to call and tell people that if you don't at least go on your website and look it up before you go buy a car, that you're gonna miss some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

People don't. People think it's too good to be true. It's so. It's. I love reading our reviews because they all say the same thing. Thought it was too good to be true. And, oh, my God, it actually worked out. And here's this dude, Randy, tell some people what you're telling them right now. I appreciate it, man.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you appreciate it. If we beat him by 3,000, we're probably gonna lose a little money.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say, I saw your face when he said that you went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so be between those two calls. It was $8,000 of outbidding. That's a lot. I mean a couple grand school, but damn, man, you guys are really hitting these cars hard. Okay, we'll be back in just a minute.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywell. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Automated System]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN doctor. So easy you can do it in your underwear. He volunteered to be the photographer of the varsity cheerleading team. Though he's never owned a camera, he believes if it flies, floats or you should lease it. He likes to openly criticize. Concise well written bits created by co workers live on the air. He is the worst world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Radio Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio at 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is this?

[JD Ryan]

Dream lover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Tanya.

[Turley]

Tanya and Glenn Campbell.

[JD Ryan]

Them together.

[Bobbo]

God bless.

[JD Ryan]

Glenn Campbell passed at 81.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I forgot to tell you guys@john claywolf.com you got to click the contest button for the Foreigner and Alice Cooper ticket giveaway. So. So johnclaywolf.com click contest and it's right there. And we're giving away 20 tickets.

[JD Ryan]

The world's large biggest son of a bitch. That thing. I had a buddy that used to do that photograph thing. He had cards made up that he was a fashion photographer, used to go to bars and drop the cards on chicks. Never owned a camera, but it worked so well because chicks are all, you're a model? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Well, no. You really should be.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really did.

[JD Ryan]

And he give. Oh, he'd give the car out and he goes, I'm. And I've. I've done for at the time, you know, whatever fashion magazine was cool. He goes, I shoot for them on a regular basis. And. Yeah. And it worked.

[Bobbo]

Did it?

[JD Ryan]

It was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a washball move.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Your buddy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ricardo, a 15 Laramie Diesel, 24,000mile leather roof, nav short bed. Is it a Mega Cab? How much is it? Is it a Mega Cab?

[Caller]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a Mega Cab body. Not a crew cab.

[Caller]

I think it's a crew cab. Crew Cab. It's a crew cab.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the VIN.com. put the VIN number in, push the picks. I want to bet it. Right. I don't want to miss it because it's. If it's a Mega cab, it's worth $3,000 more. But I'd love to buy it and I really do want to buy it. I love diesel trucks. Best stuff ever. So Glen Campbell. Glen Campbell is passed.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally. Yep. We did a Tanya Tucker tribute a while back.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That had a Glen Campbell spot in it. Charlie, do you have that handy?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards did it. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear Wallace. I am a lineman for the county.

[Bobbo]

After a lengthy career as a jet, genuine pop country Superstar in the 1960s and 70s. Rhinestone Cowboy. Glen Campbell's career should have been a shoe in for the easy transition into progressive urban cowboy disco talk. What happened instead was tragic on a monumental scale. Glenn opted not to record longtime songwriting partner Jimmy Webb's song the Highwayman, which went on to become record of the year. And then came his ill advised affair with then 2021 year old Tanya Tucker, A superstar in her own right with a reputation for drunken brawls, mild recreational drug use and romantic trysts with such diverse partners as Rod Stewart and all four Oak Ridge Boys. At the same time. Tucker, vital lineman, went on to cocaine rehab, four divorces in a row and relative obscurity. And I know, thank God Shania Twain didn't show up until 1993. And that's this week's today in pop country history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[JD Ryan]

It's not accurate really about Tanya at a hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he has gone down the line.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he is down the line. But still gentle on her mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman, where are you calling? Corvette. Norman, are you there? Yes, sir. What city?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Burleson, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that be. Go Elks 0706 vet hardtop red, 29000 miles stick leather and navigation average rough or clean condition. I'm sure it's clean, right?

[Caller]

Clean, clean. That's Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And the, the carfax is clean. Clean jelly bean also.

[Caller]

Yes sir, but it moved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, does 29 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 is all I got. 30 is all I got. I'm gonna sit here looking at market report. You got 17, 000 miles bringing 32. You got 20, 000 miles bringing 31. You got 20,000 miles bringing 34. 20. And then this one with 26 is bringing 28. And the market is adjusting listing since these dates. This is before 4th of July. I think it's a 30 grand car. What, what's it, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Just so we know, 36 would be as low as I could get on it. You know and I know that probably closer to retail. And this wholesale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think it's all, I think it's retail because these. Remember the guys that buy from me, right, the retailers. Yes. They're gonna mark these cars up whatever. They can mark them up whatever they want, but they're going to take 1500 more than what they pay me for. Is the average retail profit in the United States on a car is 1500 bucks. Actually 1280 to be exact. So I mean when you see 35 grand list price, you go in there and you offer them 30. And they say we can't do 30, we'll do 30. You know how it works. So. But yeah, I think retail, I think you're over retail is what I'm trying to tell you. Okay. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800 800. Radio bill in wills point a 12. Is this a dually? Yes, a dually. It's four wheel drive, leather roof nav lift lariat diesel with a hundred and seventy zero zero zero miles. Twelve F350 super duty diesel.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

Very clean, very clean. It's got brand new tires on it. Got 35, 1250 NATO curl grapplers on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted?

[Caller]

It's got airbags on, on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Custom airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because to fit 35s, to fit 35s, to clear 35s under the front wheel wells. I would think you'd have to do something with the springs to make that work. Right.

[Caller]

It's got, it's. The guy's got it that I bought it from.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did something.

[Caller]

He lifted the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm 18 to $20,000. I need to see pictures. Can you put it into givemetheven.com I can't.

[Caller]

I sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. 800, 800 radio or just skip that step and go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars right here on the station.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay.

[Automated System]

Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmetheven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Radio Announcer]

The john clay wolf show. Call at 800800 radio. At 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looky, looky, looky. We've got a big heavy online too. I like big heavies. Andrew, good morning. You're on the air. Andrew, you there? Hello? Hey, Andrew, you're. You're on the air. Where are you today?

[Caller]

BMW, Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

BMW. Oh, this is Andrew from BMW Cars from you. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you. What are you working on? I see 13 McLaren MP4 convertible with 12, 000 miles. What color is it? It's blue, Loser.

[Caller]

Blue Saddle. Saddle. Saddle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather saddle. Are you trying to trade for it or have you already traded for it?

[Caller]

We're trying to trade for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 13 McLaren with 12,000 miles. You know, that's kind of high miles on that car, as stupid as that sounds.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the best? What's the best? Do you have any bids yet?

[Caller]

Yep, we have one bid from McLaren right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that number? Because if I can beat it, it's a waste of time.

[Caller]

That's 115.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had 110 written down. I'm easier to. I'm easier to deal with than they are. I'll just come pick it up with them. You're going to have to go deliver it and kiss their butt.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, talk to them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to them.

[JD Ryan]

Bring them chocolate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

You have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did, did, did you get the deal done at 115? I mean.

[Caller]

No, he won't. 120 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It takes 120. Okay. We sell as you know, we Sell a lot of Highline cars and the ultra high lines like this, we. We try to market them out of Dallas, but a lot of times we have to send them to Pennsylvania because that's where the or West Palm. That's where the capital of these cars is. And I'm going to call my partner up there after we get off the air and I'm going to check price, check this one with him because we saw a dip this week in heavies. Anything over 100 grand, we saw a heavy dip. The market's Justin on them. So I'm going to call you back after we get off the air. Okay?

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 120. All right, thanks, man. Bye. Scared. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3 4. BMW Dallas. That's who in the Porsche store, the BMW, Ferrari stores. That's who they call me for the bids on your car.

[JD Ryan]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you guys can do it too. I mean you just got to Give me the VIN.com.

[JD Ryan]

Cut out the middleman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut out the middleman because there's about a gazillion dollars tax credit on the this one. But, but, but just to let you.

[JD Ryan]

Know, understand that we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not flakes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it'll be easy to say, oh sure, 120. But I mean we're talking about a lot of money. I don't want to be act like I'm too cool for school.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We got to do a little research on this one. Give me a minute.

[JD Ryan]

Look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He understands. So Romero Romo is here. Everybody's favorite baba. What do you think about Romero?

[Bobbo]

What do I think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. That's their. The story seemed too long to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's hear what he's got to say. Good morning, Romero.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. You're looking good, brother.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias. Like he's in.

[JD Ryan]

Mr. Hoof, are you in a good mood today?

[Bobbo]

I am not so good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Today was fine.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Two days ago.

[JD Ryan]

Two days ago was good.

[Bobbo]

This is first of all, what happened. Congratulations to the. The Jerry.

[JD Ryan]

Jerry Jones, right? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, for years he was what to The Romo family? Mr. Jones.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because he is the boss.

[JD Ryan]

He is the boss. He owns the thing.

[Bobbo]

But now that he is a member of the football hall of fame.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Got the. Many of us have begin to call him the Jerry.

[JD Ryan]

The Jerry.

[Bobbo]

Out of respecting, you know.

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't know.

[Bobbo]

Like the Donald, like the Trump.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The Don.

[Bobbo]

Did you hear him at hall of fame. No, no, I didn't speech.

[JD Ryan]

I missed it.

[Bobbo]

I think Jerry have very much love for his number nine quarterback.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, did he talk about your son.

[Bobbo]

Antonio Ramiro Romar Jr. Did he mention.

[JD Ryan]

Him in the speech?

[Bobbo]

Yes. You have no hear.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't hear it.

[Bobbo]

You are no sports fan.

[JD Ryan]

I am not.

[Bobbo]

And many don't put together the nuances of Jerry Celebracion.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Sweet.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It was a huge party. What I understand.

[Bobbo]

I think he tailored each little facet or the event of Tony's preference.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, if you please.

[Bobbo]

For one thing, he have all of the guests bust in so no one has to drive.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody, somebody has to drive.

[Bobbo]

As you know, with Antonio's Latino Polish heritage.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Driving from the bigad d to Frisco is a very bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Oh, mainly because his helmet causes a very dangerous blinded spot.

[JD Ryan]

Wears his helmet while he's driving.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean of course he's wearing Accident pro.

[Bobbo]

He could have injuries even for the TVs. You must have a good brain.

[JD Ryan]

I understand.

[Bobbo]

I need have the event catered by Papa Jones.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[Bobbo]

Which is very nice if you consider Tony's track record with the utensils.

[JD Ryan]

The utensils.

[Bobbo]

You do know last year at The Tony Whitton 64th birthday celebration?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Big part at the Ruth Christ house of Sticks, he got his knife and a fork mixed up House of Stakes. And he accidentally cut his bottom lip completely off. No. Yes, he does. If you don't believe me, ask him to whistle. He can know, I don't think. And his teammates are all very happy to see him. Everyone is so nice. Even little baby pants. Daca Prescott Baby pants. He gave Tony a copy of his favorite cd, Doug Kershaw's crazy field classics.

[JD Ryan]

Doug Kershaw.

[Bobbo]

And then wouldn't you know, Zeke Elliot make a joke at his expense.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Zeke did.

[Bobbo]

He says to Antonio, right in front.

[JD Ryan]

Of the Jerry to your son, he.

[Bobbo]

Says, please be careful with your pizza, Tony. We don't want you to choke.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God. Chokey. We get it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, that's. Everybody laugh, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

That's funny.

[Bobbo]

And Antonio, he slapped Zeke in the face with a slice of handed toast pepperoni louvers. And this is where Zeke show his true character. Oh, he run away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

But when Tony sees people running away from him, sure, his quarterback instinct could take over.

[JD Ryan]

Took over.

[Bobbo]

He grabbed the pies. He threw them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Zeke is not trying to catch at this time. He's trying to get away from an angry Quarterback.

[JD Ryan]

He's not looking.

[Bobbo]

He knock him down with a piece of pie?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Then he take. And this is really bad. It's bad. They have a bust of Jerry caught out of the ice. Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Nice sculpture.

[Bobbo]

Tony, take the ice ahead. It must be £40. And while Zeke is lying on the ground, Tony throw the ice head him. No, he break his jaw.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Broke his j. Whiskers and all.

[JD Ryan]

What you think?

[Bobbo]

And they have to. They have to take Zeke away and then they have to take Antonio away. And he is wary, embarrassed.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, you don't. I don't think this happened.

[Bobbo]

And also covered with pepperoni.

[JD Ryan]

He was covered with pepperoni and embarrassment.

[Bobbo]

So it's not such good time.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Zeke Elliott, I think is to be capable bl. Of messing up any perfect day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Capable of messing up a perfect day.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect day. Any perfect day.

[Bobbo]

And if Antonio was a girl and he's. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he say?

[Bobbo]

I think Zeke may have slapped him with.

[JD Ryan]

Was a girl.

[Bobbo]

Horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Antonio was a girl, Zeke would have hit him with the pizza.

[Bobbo]

J. You have a history. All these slaps.

[JD Ryan]

All right. We don't need to go there. We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. Thank you. Antonio. Be careful with your kids.

[Bobbo]

Please be careful with your children.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. He was a little shorter that time. Do you think he went too long?

[Bobbo]

Was he? I don't know. I went to have a smoke. I never even listened. The guy.

[JD Ryan]

No bubble went out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, that's funny. 09 MDX with 180. Tony, it's about 4,000 bucks.

[Bobbo]

What did you say to me?

[Caller]

4,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's got 180 on it, man. 180. It's. That's called. Called mild the hell out. 800-800-radio or givemetheven.com I understand. I feel your pain. You guys just gotta understand, when you drive these cars over140,000 miles, it's just like driving off the cliff. You ever seen Thelma and Louise? Yeah, right when they drive off the cliff.

[JD Ryan]

Thunderbird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, it's. It's gone unless there's an export market. Remember, we have 10 pair, which is 20 total tickets to give away@john claywolf.com click contest. And it's this coming up weekend, the Bow and Jim bash in Dallas, Texas. Foreigner, Cheap Trick, Jason Bonham. And the next night, Sunday. Alice Cooper and Deep Blue. Something purple. I mean, Deep Purple.

[JD Ryan]

Purple. Deep purple at the Starplex Pavilion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad they brought the name.

[Bobbo]

You know how you see Chicago these days. And it's not really all Chicago, certainly not mostly Chicago. And a lot of bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreigner Queen was pretty good.

[Bobbo]

I don't think Lou Graham is in Foreigner these days.

[JD Ryan]

Is he not?

[Bobbo]

Deep Purple is all the same guys except for Richie Blackmore.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are they?

[Bobbo]

They're like a hundred.

[Turley]

That's why it's called the Long Goodbye tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy bikes, motorcycles, ATVs and [e-mail] as well. I forget to tell people that.

[JD Ryan]

Is any special button you got to push for that or just put it in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just put it in. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You gonna buy some baby clothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

National Anthem. We've got two minutes left. But wasn't there a dirt track lady singing the international anthem? That was Drunk Stone.

[Turley]

This was in Utah. And at the Demolition Derby out there, they asked somebody to sing the national anthem. Well, this lady that got up on.

[JD Ryan]

The mic and started singing, normally there's an audition process. You go through it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has she had some Keystone Lights?

[Turley]

I don't know. You be the judge here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who spreads? She dropped San Bright Star. Hold that right there. Yeah, we're gonna go out of this segment with that.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, you slow this down.

[Turley]

No, I didn't. I swear I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slow this down because. Because we're fixing to sign off 11 o' clock in Oklahoma City, 92.5 and 94.5 in Houston. And then we'll go out with that because that's just too great. Put on something else for now. No, no, know we've got a minute and a half left. Okay, what else you got, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Let'S see here. You know, we talked.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna go out with it.

[JD Ryan]

We talked about. Well, Bobbo talked about the Dark Web last week. We all poo pooed it. We said, nah, there's no such thing. A 20 year old British model says she was drugged and kidnapped in Milan in an alleged effort to sell her to the highest bidder on the Dark Web.

[Bobbo]

I told you, man, it was out there, man.

[JD Ryan]

He said anything's available. They actually have erased the arrest of the guy on this though. Some Dark Web real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Turley]

I've. Everybody's telling me it is.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, for real. Yeah, but you have to go to like.comor.

[Turley]

Something else server and it's that. And they rewrote it.

[JD Ryan]

It's like some real house movie. All right, well, the judge has thrown out the DJ's case against Taylor Swift in the groping situation. The DJ basically said that Taylor got him fired from his Denver radio station. Because she says he grabbed her butt anyway, so that. That judges said no, you're out on that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

2000 dust in the 2000 Cadillac Escalade. Hang tight because I'm going to pick you back as soon as we get off in the 13F250 diesel. Love Escalades, love diesels, all that. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars right here on the radio. Bobbo, JD Ryan, Michael Turley. Hour number four is on deck. Remember, the podcast is available about one o', clock, all four hours. Commercials and music stripped out. And we're gonna go out with this lovely lady singing us the national anth. We watched were so gallantly dreaming and.

[Rush]

The rockets red flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bombs bursting in the air. Through the night that our flag.

[Radio Announcer]

The john clay wolf show call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800-radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been talking about Jackson ever since the fire went out. Tim, good morning. You're the Jackson Arlington. Tim with the Corvette. Are you there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm going to Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there? Phone's breaking down.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 05 vet with 47. What color?

[Caller]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue. Dark, dark blue. Dark blue. Does it have the chrome wheels or just the alloy wheels?

[Caller]

It's got special wheels. Special wheels for it. Like special kind of alesis or something like that wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they like the special room in elementary school?

[Caller]

No, not that quite special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

They're. They're chrome. They're, they're. I mean, they're. They're real pretty. You can see the big brakes inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you owned this car?

[Caller]

I just got the thing, man, about a month and a half ago from somebody. I thought it was the deal, so I stole it and now I'm trying to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand. Does 15 grand.

[Bobbo]

Grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy it.

[Caller]

I got 15 five on a window. You can have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go to. It's got to have a clean carfax. It's got to have a clean auto check. Go to givemetheven.com and write. John thinks 15 grand. And here's the car, here's the vin. And we'll verify it and we'll get it picked up.

[Caller]

I will send those pictures and everything in right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-72348. 800, 800 radio is 350 with 22. Ken, good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is 350 convertible. How long have you had this one?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I've had it three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What color?

[Caller]

It's a deep sea mica and a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dark blue deep sea mica.

[JD Ryan]

What is deep sea mica?

[Turley]

Star blue. Which is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dark blue.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's the Lexus name.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to be wearing 400 shoes to say words like that. That's how those guys at those fancy stores talk. Deep sea. Micah with cashmere minor boots. Dead Dead seal interior.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's dead seal leather. Seal baby seal leather.

[JD Ryan]

Club Club. Gently.

[Bobbo]

This is my stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Club. That's terrible. You're a bad person. Oh, I'm bad? Yeah, you're bad.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Does have the saddle leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand.

[Caller]

No. No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, thank you for.

[Caller]

Y' all have a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for playing. Bye. Bye.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even hear what he wanted for it.

[Turley]

Oh, you know, it's something stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Barnes, an 04 Dodge Ram with two 220,000 miles in two wheel drive. Let me tell you something, Mike. You're gonna be disappointed because you. The Cummins trucks are worth so much when they're four wheel drive. But when they're two wheel drive, they do not bring it. They just don't. Is there any way, Is there any way it's a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, I think backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean condition. It's average.220 on a 04. The motor's great. Average condition. Off the top of my head, I'm 3500 to four grand.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Well, Donald Trump says the U.S. military is locked and loaded for North Korea.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[JD Ryan]

Don't you think this is all saber rattling? People are getting really upset. In fact, there's a guy in San Rafael, he has a disaster supply store. He normally gets people ready for hurricanes or storms and things like that. Because people are actually coming in asking, what can I buy in case of a nuclear attack? Nothing. Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't look at it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, don't look at it. It says people are asking for storm shelters. Really? Let me ask you, how long you think you're going to be down there?

[Bobbo]

Dude, I went this week actually with my mom to the discount club.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

And I. I got. I got started. I got started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go through this real quick. Reality check, boys and girls. Saddam Hussein in this fella are very similar in their craziness.

[JD Ryan]

Great. They're both crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And where's Saddam Hussein today?

[JD Ryan]

At the end of a rope trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And this, let's say he lights off three of these things or one even, let's say lights off Three.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We take two of them out before it ever gets here. Let's say one lands.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is going to kill everybody that it lands around.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is.

[JD Ryan]

Is. Yeah, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's going to be bad.

[JD Ryan]

We've seen the Hiroshima pictures. Hiroshima.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So. But the moment that happens, North Korea will not exist.

[JD Ryan]

Vapor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vapor. Yep, Vapor. Like, remember the. The band Bobo in the 80s? The vapors. Sure. Do you remember the name of their song? Gone? I'm turning Japanese, I think. I'm turning Japanese, I really think so. Yeah, it'll. I mean, vapor. It'll be.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then who is going to come to their rescue if they shot a nuke at us?

[JD Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. The fear here is world nuclear war.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will never happen because if they fire on us, nobody in their right mind is going to support them. China. What has China's position been?

[JD Ryan]

You know, I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't they telling them to stop?

[JD Ryan]

Everybody's telling to stop. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please stop.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like the drunk guy at the party trying to fight the big guy.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guy.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, sit down. You're gonna get hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're drunk. You're gonna get hurt. Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Right, but that, at that point, you're already down and they're saying, dude, don't get up. Just don't get up.

[Turley]

Well, China has a business interest in it because the Winter Games coming up in China and it's 50 miles from.

[John Clay Wolf]

The border of North Korea.

[Turley]

They don't want all this kind of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. But if they shoot off a rocket. Rocket. It's just. It's so sadly going to be, how.

[JD Ryan]

Did they get them?

[Bobbo]

All right, but think about this, guys. Here's the. Here's the situation.

[JD Ryan]

Real quick question. They have nuclear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposedly.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. All right, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Here's the situation. I'm going to say, yes, that. That guy's in. Okay. Yeah. What happened after Saddam got rid of his nukes? What happened after Gaddafi got rid of his nuke? That's when you can get him. He's never going to get rid of his nukes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The energy. You read his wish list yesterday in the USA Today. I did. And one of his things is, you can't take my nukes away. It's the only way to keep you from taking me over. So he. He's worried that if he gives them up, then we'll take him over.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo]

And we might.

[JD Ryan]

And we might.

[Turley]

Well, do they have oil or anything we want there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't Think there's a liberal? I love him. The liberal speaks. No, but that's true. Chris.

[Bobbo]

You have never heard of the Kung Pao?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, good morning. You're in Arkansas. What city in Arkansas?

[Caller]

Fayetteville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fayetteville. 2010 C300 with a buck. 15. 6 grand. 7 grand off the top of my head. Let me look it up real quick. Have you had any other bids anywhere?

[Caller]

I haven't even had it for sale yet. I was just listening and figured I'd find out what you guys were offering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Potentially.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me see. What a 110,000 mile rig. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average? Rougher. Country Clean.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm right there. 67 grand. 7 grand. 67 grand. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for 6,500 to 7,000. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll come get it.

[Caller]

All right, guys. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm going fishing in Venice, Louisiana. September 24th. Clear war.

[JD Ryan]

Buy a car Fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was looking at the board. I was looking at the board and I was seeing some Louisiana callers.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it made me think of that. I. I always see these people holding pretty fish pictures.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the best ones on, like, reds and stuff are Venice, Louisiana.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I think you're going on a. A boat going out or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're going to take a. We're going to take a plane down there and take somebody's boat out and take a charter out.

[JD Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't done anything for me in a long time.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny knows how to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a shit.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. What did you just say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, shoot. Okay. Roughies, I mean, they keep asking me, are you sure gonna go? Are you sure you're gonna go? Because they always ask me to go.

[JD Ryan]

And I never bail. You that guy, the guy that everybody plans around and you bail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just working too much. I know dove hunting season's coming up, too, and I want to do that. Turley, have you ever been dove hunting?

[Turley]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it is entertainment.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, when I was a kid, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re on a good dove field. Bob, are you a dove hunter?

[Bobbo]

Not anymore, man. I got tired of it when I was a kid. I've been. Dude, I've been bird hunting for so long, it's not even, you know, you're too cool now. It's not fun. It's no fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's no fun.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not enough to eat what is fun?

[Bobbo]

You don't how many birds you need, like how many quail it takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you bet you eat a steak with it.

[Bobbo]

Feed a couple of guys, eat a steak with it. I never thought of that. My dad didn't show me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really worried about. You've lost how much weight?

[JD Ryan]

22.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but it's nothing drastic, guys. I mean, I can't even tell it, you know, I, I, I found my scale in a box. I haven't seen it for three years. I got out and stepped on and I'm like, you know, 20 some odd pounds off.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you think it's because your cook left?

[Bobbo]

No, I think it's because my head diner left. My son moved out and I don't know how to cook for one person.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I saw on a run list today, Bobbo's son moved back in.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's moving back in.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long was he gone?

[Bobbo]

A couple weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So two weeks. Why is he moving back in?

[Bobbo]

They turn 18, they move out. He and his good buddy Cory got him a place out of town. Rented a little party shack. Landlord came out and bitched at him last last week and said, you can't have any company anymore. And they're like, well, why are we renting a place to live? We can't have parties. So we're moving out September 1st, dude and his little buddy's gonna rent my back room for 150amonth. And there I'll just, then I'll have somebody to feed. Then I can probably put the panels back on. There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we were worried about.

[Bobbo]

I don't buy pop tarts. I don't buy Captain Crunch.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, you're growing your hair out, it's turning gray, and you're losing weight. It's just scaring us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, if you've got a cool boat down in Venice and want to take us fishing at the end of September, we'll pay you.

[JD Ryan]

That's a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I want the, the show discount. Actually, we'll, I don't want just the normal charter deal. It's a lot nicer when you go on, like, cool guys private.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. So somebody listens to the show, pay all the expenses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man, there's a deal.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 808.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody say, well, somebody said that about your airplane. You take them if they said, I'll pay all the Expenses. Will you take me flying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Rush]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You would?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Pay the hands, pay the fuel, pay the bait, pay the whatever. Because I know that there's show listeners that have cool boats, you know. Really? You know, like a 75 foot convertible Viking. You're sitting on something like that.

[JD Ryan]

Why not, you know, $3.4 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want to have friends too.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because they've got money, money doesn't mean they've got friends.

[Bobbo]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very true. Unfortunately, they spend $4 million on a boat. They're like, man, somehow the guys on.

[JD Ryan]

The, on the lakes around here that have four million dollar boats never have a problem stocking it with women.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why the lake because it's so close to all the women.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you get down on the ocean and. Have you ever tried to make long term plans with a bunch of 25?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

They don't show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's, it's hurting cats.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can load them on a jet airplane, if you can give them immediate gratification somewhere within 20 minutes of their home. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if they've got to travel and there's a lot, a lot, like a.

[JD Ryan]

Decisions, there's two steps to make. They won't do it.

[Bobbo]

That's true. Hold on. Is that true?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very true.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

Ruining my aspirations.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's very true. An 06 Ranger with a buck 35 Jamie is an extended cam.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an automatic?

[Caller]

It's a standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a little regular cab truck. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll give it. If you want to sell it, go to givemethevin.com and we have a location. You're in Fort Smith. How far is Fayetteville from you?

[Caller]

About 45 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got an idea. Just go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we can turn it into a check.

[Caller]

Okay, cool. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Lick me where I fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Smith, Arkansas. That was J.D. it was.

[Bobbo]

Well, why do you say that?

[JD Ryan]

Dude, I don't say that.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's just, that's a drop that I said. I don't even know why I said it the first time.

[Bobbo]

Terrible. Why would anybody do that? Nobody's ever going to do it. Why don't you stop saying that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rogers, Arkansas. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Off the hook boat.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Eleven Buick Regal Turbo. I Bought one of these tur. Did you know that we bought one with a clean Carfax and it turned into a frame damage Carfax after we bought it.

[Turley]

Yes, I saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Carfax Geico released a ton of information to about three weeks ago to Carfax.

[JD Ryan]

Just dumped it on the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumped it on like 10 years worth of hail.

[Bobbo]

Claims you just lost a fortune.

[Turley]

Yeah, it hurt big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Damn, it was bad.

[JD Ryan]

They warn anybody? They're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. And they put frame damage on some cars that were hail. No, I know a big dealership group that has them and they're gonna sue Carfax. They've got their lawyers working on now. I mean it's. Ah. Anyway, back to your car. I'm gonna. I'm bidding it with a clean carfax. It's a Regal Turbo. Is it the CXL1 2? There's a RL1 through 5, 1 through 6. Do you know which one you have?

[Caller]

I think mine's got.

[Bobbo]

Let me see.

[Caller]

I'm not exactly sure which one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And again, that's why the VIN number is so helpful. So to get the right bid on this car so we know what we're bidding, will you go to givemetheven.com and lay the VIN number in and put a couple pictures in?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio mike in Louisiana. I have no idea what a 66 furious range worth. I have no clue.

[Caller]

Okay. I just, I'm gonna do that. This is the first time I've tuned into you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I find it very entertaining and very interesting. But I will go to that, that site and put in a VIN number because I'm just curious and I kind of want to move up to muscle Y. And this is a cruiser and I was gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, that aside, screw all that. Do you have a 70 foot fishing boat?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, even 50 would work. 50. 50 is 50. You know, life is a negotiation.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a 70 foot fishing boat? You know what you own?

[JD Ryan]

We're in.

[Bobbo]

Did the guys say Plymouth Fury?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's like Christine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

What year was it again?

[Bobbo]

Christine was a 58.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[JD Ryan]

A 67. That's my first car. Was a Fury 3.

[Turley]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

My very first car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car, really?

[JD Ryan]

Piece of garbage. Everyone, everybody else in my family had driven it and knocked every panel in so it looked like a demolition derby car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you when you started driving?

[JD Ryan]

16. Got my license on my 16th birthday and got my pilot's license on my 17th birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're 15 years old and listening to the show and driving every day, I'd like to talk to you. I'd like to know. Oh, hardship, hardship. Just what. What are the rules these days? I mean, but what's what. What. What flies and what doesn't anymore. Is it harder than it used to.

[JD Ryan]

Be to drive at 15?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

No. I mean, my nephew, he finally got his driver's license. He's at just past seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so many kids are waiting till they're 16, 17, 18, 19. They don't care because they have their mobile phone so they can cruise on there. That's really the truth. Really? No. You know, waiting at the. You waiting at the DMV for the door to open that day on your 16th birthday. They don't care anymore, J.D. why 2/3 of them don't?

[JD Ryan]

Because they're on their phones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Because they can.

[JD Ryan]

Social world.

[John Clay Wolf]

That same deal. They can do it on their.

[Turley]

I don't need to go to see some friend.

[JD Ryan]

Freedom of going out and hanging out with your friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's turned into a dork.

[Bobbo]

Dude.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're all terrible. Sit down in a. At a public place.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car wash, whatever it is. And look around. Anywhere.

[JD Ryan]

And everyone is anywhere. Anywhere.

[Turley]

Dinner table.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No phones.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn't matter where we're at. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Face down, face down.

[JD Ryan]

People are doing the whole thing where you stack them up and the first one to pick up their phone, paste the tab.

[Turley]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the worst. I'm as bad as anybody.

[JD Ryan]

You just hate your add.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to leave my phone in the car when I go to dinner a lot. Like on Sunday. Tomorrow, we'll take the family to dinner. I just leave in the car.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the only way you can do it.

[JD Ryan]

Does it bother you at that moment you get out of the car? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Good. It's actually freedom.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Everybody, when I get back.

[JD Ryan]

Where are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why aren't you answering me? What's going on? Do you not like me anymore?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. You mad at me?

[Rush]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. What's going on? No. I'll be back in a minute.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

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[Bobbo]

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[Bobbo]

The number on that train. Look like a bad wreck right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You missed me.

[Bobbo]

I probably didn't hear what you heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rhonda. Yes. This hummer has a lot of miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it does. 165,380. You would never know it. He doesn't know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a hummer last week that burst into flames that was like this.

[Caller]

No way. Well, I am for love this. I just really kind of want to know what it's worth, you know, because I live in a town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

I said I live in a town where within probably a good Fayetteville.

Rogers.

All those areas. It's probably one of a kind. So that's why I want.

[Rush]

I'm just.

[Caller]

I don't really know if I want to sell it. I think I want to keep it, but I just want to know what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,000. It's worth $6,000 with 170,000 miles in a.03. Yes, ma'. Am.

[Caller]

Oh, wow.

Because you wouldn't believe what they're selling here for.

It's.

It's like. It's crazy. If you go into town and one that's got. It's like 30,000 less miles than mine is selling for $19,000 on a.03. Yeah. And they're selling them like crazy because they're like. People are buying them here and they're putting their advertisements on the side, like for dental offices.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

And construction companies and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a trick.

[Caller]

Well, I guess I'll just hang on to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've bought a lot of them, and they're six to six. 6,500 just like this. I buy them all the time. And. And I. The. The actual one that burst into flames was a H3. If you go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and scroll down a little bit, you'll see it. I posted pictures of. It's ridiculous. I mean this.

[Caller]

Well, your model, was it. Because I just got rid of an H3.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a 0907. Something like that. Burst into flames.

[Caller]

I'll be darn.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you for listening.

[Caller]

What was it for? Just real quick, what was it from? So I can have it checked on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't know.

[Caller]

This one is new.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just burst. I mean it just like spontaneously comb.

[JD Ryan]

To the wheels and the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The driver just jumped out and ran and. And everybody was okay. It was weird. It was weak.

[Caller]

Wow, that's great.

[Bobbo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station? What station you listen to us on?

[Caller]

Kk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kk.

[Caller]

Kk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've ever heard us?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I listen every weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. We're glad to have you riding along, Rhonda. Enjoy your Hummer.

[Caller]

Oh, I. I do, believe me. It's bright yellow so it gets attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'll bet it does. 800. 817. Scott.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Step away, Scott. Lake Charles Scott.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 10 Sierra, four door crew cab with 100,128,000 miles in leather. Which wheel does it have? 20. In wheel 18.

[Caller]

It's got 22 inch Denali RS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

I'd say average. Also got a bed cover on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a nice clean straight rig with leather and a 10, it's 12 grand. Rig with 128.

[Caller]

12 grand if it was nice and clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If I don't have to send it to the body shop.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I don't have to send it to the body shop or the mechanic shop.

[Caller]

Mechanic shop. No, there's a small little dent on the front fender. That's it. Near the wheel well. That's it. It's just real small.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's small with 130,000 miles, nobody's expecting perfection.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm driving an hour and a half to work every day, so I got a pretty good distance every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Let me. Let me guess. You're in Lake Charles, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're going. You're either going an hour would be Lafayette or Beaumont. So an hour and a half would be. You can't be to Baton Rouge. An hour and a half, can you?

[Caller]

No, that's two hours, two and a half hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you?

[Caller]

I'm driving down to Sabine Pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you work in the refineries?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I'm a safety manager at that. And before this? Before this, I was working in Grand D. Traveling back and forth to Grand. All Louisiana, four and a half to five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is the best fishing in South Louisiana? Is it Venice? Yeah. Okay. That's where we need to go. Cool, man. Thanks.

[Caller]

Grand Owl, Grand Isle or Venice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a big boat?

[Caller]

No, I had a 17 and a half foot bay boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want somebody that's got like a 50 to 70 foot fishing boat that wants to take us out and we pay for everything.

[JD Ryan]

Sweet.

[Caller]

I got a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell them to call us something. I'll pay. He. He supplies the boat. We'll pay for everything.

[Caller]

Yeah, he usually does chartering. He takes all the guys that. All the big operators and the big wigs out at the plant. He takes them out and we'll give.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him free plugs on the radio. 800-870.

[JD Ryan]

Swing this deal. I'm so proud of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll give them free plugs on the radio.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's worth something, especially if he has a charter business.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the guy that's in the charter business, he's not. He's going to tell us he's giving us a discount. Not.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you know the numbers, though. I mean, you know what it costs I haven't researched.

[Turley]

And you wouldn't really be giving free plugs away.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not really. That's radio?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that. Is that paola? No, no, no, no, no. That's called barter. And that's legal. The big stations do it all the time. They do trade. They don't say it.

[JD Ryan]

You know, it's got to be.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you telling me that trade is illegal?

[JD Ryan]

No, it's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illegal.

[JD Ryan]

It runs through the. The business office and it's documented. It's not. If you're just saying on the radio, bring me a free pizza, that's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. If I'll do this for you. If you'll do this for me, dominoes.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no problem documenting it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. If you document it and run it to the business office, then it's straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

John the Devil. This is the ghost of Dick Clark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dick Clark. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

He knows all about this.

[Caller]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Whatever you do, John, don't engage in any payola.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he was back. He was around back in those days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dick, did you ever take any paola?

[Caller]

For the record?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, for the record. Yeah. On the record.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely not. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you Think about that little Ryan Seacrest sissy.

[Bobbo]

He wouldn't make a week on the $23,000 pyramid.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Dick.

[Caller]

Keep rocking.

[JD Ryan]

The DJ's name was Alan Free, who started all that stuff, was playing music in the 50s and getting. And getting, you know, cars and trips and stuff for he went to. What's that word? Federal prison. Yeah, it's a federal law. Yeah, it's a federal law.

[Bobbo]

American Hot Wax movie about that if you want to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did want to watch.

[JD Ryan]

Every radio station I've ever worked for. You have to sign the plug on a pale thing going. I promise.

[Bobbo]

He's legendary for. For being busted and ruined in six weeks.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we trade a fishing trip for plugs for someone's charter service. That's illegal.

[Bobbo]

Not to me. I mean, I don't care.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't care. Just. You have to run it through legally to keep above board. You have to run it through a business office and make it a business office. Make it a transaction then. Then you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a transaction, you say.

[JD Ryan]

I'm giving you this commercial for this product.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. A receipt.

[JD Ryan]

A receipt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's easy.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, then do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Case in point. But if you did it on the Dark Web, nobody would know.

[JD Ryan]

Dark Web.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Oh, God, you people. Everybody's so uptight. Sound like a bunch of Democrats.

[Bobbo]

Hey, speaking of movies, have you guys seen any of the trailers that are out for Logan Lucky?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Leave it to Bob Bizarro.

[Bobbo]

No, but. But Dwight Yoakum is. Is acting in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now you got my attention.

[Bobbo]

They also got. Who's the. Who's the James Bond guy right now? I can never remember his name.

[JD Ryan]

Pierce Brosnan.

[Bobbo]

No, no, the current. The current guy.

[JD Ryan]

Blonde headed Sean Connery.

[Bobbo]

You know what I'm talking about, man. Anyway, they've got him playing like a rotted out redneck in this one. It's about these people trying to steal a nascar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it out yet?

[Bobbo]

It's coming out next week. And it's really the same director that did Ocean's Eleven.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Dwight Yocum here in the studio.

[DJ Prek]

Do we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Doyle, is it? Doyle.

[JD Ryan]

Daniel Craig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dwight, what was your name in. In Sling Blade?

[Bobbo]

I don't even want to talk to you guys. I'm trying to rehearse my band.

[JD Ryan]

Your band?

[Bobbo]

We don't even need practice, Randy. We need a gig. What are you talking about a boat for? Why don't you get the hell out of my house? House.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dwight, you're kind of upset today.

[Bobbo]

Take Your friend with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Caller]

D Not that you two afflicted some know anything about this, but you're sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a crew cab die pickup.

[Caller]

In some circles, this considered a piece of automotive art.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, Dwight Yam and Seth McFarland are in the movie too. It should be a great Tour de Forest type deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

George in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Lariat F150. And it's a long bed.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got the long bed. Got the EcoBoost 3.5. No sunroof, unfortunately, but the full technology package and tow package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a V6 EcoBoost. Hang on. I'm screwing this up. I'm looking this up while we're talking because I don't know this one off the top of my head. 3.5 is the EcoBoost, and it's a crew cab and it's a lariat. Okay, now I've got it. All right, so how many miles?

[Caller]

42,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No roof? No roof, but everything else. What color?

[Caller]

Dark green. Metallic. It's not your pearly white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like dark green. Remember back in. In the 90s when everything was green? Yeah, I liked it. I think that the money on this truck is without a roof, but all the goodies.

[JD Ryan]

That was green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low 40s on the clock. I think it's a third. What city you're in? Houston. I think it's a $34,000 truck.

[Caller]

Okay.

That pretty much lines up with what I saw in Kelly Blue Book, so that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it to us, go to givemetheven.com, load it in, tell them what I said on the radio, and we'll get it bought.

[Caller]

All right, thanks, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Automated System]

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Show Jean what you can do for the boys from Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800- radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

They rolling joints all wrong is what I heard. Hey, Scott. Is this 08 Sequoia A Limited?

[DJ Prek]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it a four wheel drive or two.

[Caller]

Wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. So it's an SR5 with leather.

[Caller]

SR5 with leather, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if the motor is a 4, 7 or 5?

[Rush]

7.

[Caller]

5, 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. You said it's average condition. It's got big miles on it. Is there a payoff or do you have a title?

[Caller]

I have the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. You got the title. Seven grand.

[Caller]

Seven grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Is it negotiable?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I was gonna say six, and I bumped myself because I wanted to get it bought.

[Caller]

The reason I'm asking, because at Blue Book, it's fair. It's like you. Nine, two. That's why I was at.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call that I hope there's no kids in the car. Kelly. Kelly Blue balls.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because she always leaves you wanting more.

[JD Ryan]

Says one thing and something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Says one thing but delivers another.

[JD Ryan]

Delivers nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf. Oh, is it Kelly Blue balls. She wash your mouth out with soap.

[Bobbo]

Right now, young man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly, how are you clean that room? Why are you telling these people that their miley rigs are worth nine grand when they're only worth six, seven?

[Bobbo]

I just want their attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just want their attention? Hold on.

[Bobbo]

I get a voice for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't have a good voice for it. I just wanted their attention. Oh, there's Kelly.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Kelly Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Kelly Blue. Hang. We're going to get in trouble. We got to back down. We got to ease up. Scott, Scott. Seven grand.

[JD Ryan]

Pull up, pull up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe, maybe, maybe 7,500. Go to get me the vin.com and let's see the pictures, honey. Let's see. I mean, all right.

[Caller]

I just submitted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like any dating site, you know? Hey, yeah. We got a deal here? Maybe. Let's see some pics, babe. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4, 7. $500. You sound like Hannah. Baby knows about Denise. What the hell are you talking about? Lol. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes. How do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. I I the comment that, oh, knows about the Venice, not Denise. It's Venice. My God. My guy is illiterate. He only. He only graduated from sixth Grade.

[Caller]

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta call Venice Marina and ask for Bill Butler or Bob or Mike Butler. They're the owners and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

They'll hook you up. I was there. I was down there this spring like I go at least once a year. Great place, Great place.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did the reds start running? Is it about late September?

[Caller]

You can catch reds now. That's what I was doing down in the spring. Yeah, they're catching red. It just all depends on how clear the water is. You know, when it's, when it's a little muddy, you catch reds. When it's, when it's clear, you catch specs and reds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you catch better reds off of a 71 foot Hatteras convertible than you can a regular one?

[Caller]

Then, then you want to go offshore and catch you some tuna. Best tuna in the world. You never ate tuna like this. Fresh tuna. And when you bring it back, they'll cook it for you if you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, they've got a. Yeah, they've got a restaurant there. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're running short on time. Take this 10 RAM and load it into the givemetheven.com. we'll bid it.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD Ryan]

I watch that TV show Wicked Tuna. Those two big tunas, there were thousands of dollars. Thousands.

[John Clay Wolf]

The chunk of Chinese.

[JD Ryan]

What about the Chinese?

[John Clay Wolf]

They like it. Or the Japanese? I mean, what's the difference? They, they like, they, they. That's where a lot of this stuff goes. There's like a tuna auction.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I'm talking about Yellow Fin, North Carolina. When they bring them in from the Outer Banks. These guys are making $3,000 and more on a. On single fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean it costs 3,000 to.

[JD Ryan]

Go out there and get the turkey. You do have a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not cheap at all.

[JD Ryan]

You're going to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to tell you. Last week the wife and I did the anniversary trip. We stayed at the W on Saturday night. So Sunday we go to the hotel and I noticed a lot of alternate lifestyle males. I'm gay. And I was trying to tell my wife. These are all alternate.

[JD Ryan]

Alternate lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they all had this little hat. They had a party.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, big party. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gay.

[Bobbo]

What? Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were in the middle the.

[Rush]

Of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a. There's a homosexual dating site called.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I took a picture.

[JD Ryan]

Why do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were having a roundup party.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, a roundup party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were in the middle of a gay dating website.

[JD Ryan]

Party. Party. Only you could do this. You did this in New Orleans too. You walked into a barn. It's happened to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I felt like.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt I was anything goes.

[JD Ryan]

A big round roundup, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Choppy, choppy, choppy.

[JD Ryan]

Well, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or chappy, chappy, chaps.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it looked like a bunch of Freddie Mercury's. Whoa.

[JD Ryan]

Just crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't crazy. It was just, you know, because you were so outnumbered. Yeah, that, that, you know, I don't know. They. They. They like me, I bet. And I was like, it's time to get sweet. I'm not that guy. It ain't me, babe.

[Bobbo]

Okay, everybody. Swimmers, reverse toppers only. All swim. All swim.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over the pa. Yeah, it was interesting. And like one of them had on like a. What? The. The hat. The motorcycle hat that what's his name wore. The rock singer Rod Halpert. Judas Priest. He had on like a Judas Priest Priest one piece bathing suit with the Judas Priest leather hat.

[JD Ryan]

I'm surprised the W let him do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was heavy duty, dude.

[Turley]

The debut. Come on.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but the Debbie's kind of upscale, isn't it? I mean, there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, tell me I missed it. I missed the memo.

[Turley]

They take money, that's all they care about.

[Bobbo]

Until friends. JD this is a hotel business.

[JD Ryan]

I got you. Okay, brother.

[Bobbo]

Business is booming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Shane.

[Caller]

Yes, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I see you at the pool party last Saturday at the W? Was that you? I don't.

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I. I just. I. For some reason it looked like you. Because one of them was driving. I hope not. A 15 Dodge Mega Cab with 20,000 miles on it. And it's a Longhorn Laramie. Is it a diesel? Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story? Are you just wondering what it's worth? Are you wanting sell it or you want to trade it? What's what? What's the mission? I just don't.

[Caller]

I don't drive the truck anymore. Well, I don't drive it much at all. But I bought it brand new. Got 20 inch XD wheels, 35 inch tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the original wheels? Do you have the original wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather have those. I'd rather have. Those were the original wheels. 20s? I think they were, weren't they?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truck will. Well, let me see the pictures first before I say that because it's like.

[Caller]

It's like brand new. Okay, perfect. It's got the wheel to wheel running board. It's got delivery tank, it's got the factory, factory air ride on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got good miles. Yeah, yeah, it's a mega cab. What color?

[Caller]

Black one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I owe a little bit on it.

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can make the payoff for you and give you the equity. I'm thinking out loud. I'll give 45, 000 for it.

[Caller]

45.

Okay, let me, let me send you.

Some pictures and we'll go from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemethevend.com thanks. Billy and Lake Charles. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station you listen to us on that? That we're on some classic rock station down there, aren't we?

[Caller]

It is, yeah. 92.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Walton and Johnson listener?

[Caller]

You bet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. I know they were excited to get back in the Lake Charles market. I think it's been about six months or something. Well, the first year is when they made the switch.

[Caller]

Yeah, they. Yeah, they bought first of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 Dodge Durango Limited is. Oh, good. So it's, it's a leather rig. Is it a eight cylinder or six?

[Caller]

No, it's not leather, John. It's got cloth seats, but they're heated. The steering wheel's heated. Steering wheel. You got backup camera, sunroof, titanium rims.

[John Clay Wolf]

Third row, six cylinder, eight cylinder, yeah.

[Caller]

V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so. Yeah. Most of with cloth. It's gonna be a six. So it's not a citadel. It's limited, but it's a cloth. Cloth Limited. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Bright white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You can get it, but it don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That last package. That leather would have tripped the trigger for the rest of that stuff I'm asking about. But that's all good, man. I'm not complaining. I gotta back it up a smidge.

[Caller]

I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

21,000. 21,000 on a 14, two wheel drive V6 limited. Yep. Average MMR on it's 21 600. And what that means is that's the average market report through the auctions around the country on it. And most in about two thirds of those on the Limited have leather.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do. That's where I'm coming up.

[Caller]

My wife wants to get out of it and we want. She wants to try a Toyota 4Runner.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, get to working on it, man. Thanks for calling in. All right.

[Caller]

21, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Okay. 800-800-72348.

[JD Ryan]

Another topic you wanted to talk about before we left.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the gay pool party. The guy called in from Amarillo with the. I mean with the Abilene with the diesel truck that was there.

[JD Ryan]

And we were talking about something off the air.

[Turley]

Rennies.

[JD Ryan]

The Renaissance Festival.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. That was funny today when we did the Save the Rennies.

[Bobbo]

I thought it was all right too. Have you ever been down to that deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

The Rumber affair? Yes, I have been.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Have you been jd?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, of course.

[Bobbo]

That's probably about par for the course.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this?

[JD Ryan]

Can I ask me.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

You go everywhere. You're mad about Texas.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, other than J.D. ryan, why does anybody go to these things?

[JD Ryan]

It's fun. Fun to make fun of the people that never been.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's like stepping back in time, man. It's kind of cool.

[Bobbo]

Everybody's popcorn made the old crappy way tastes terrible.

[JD Ryan]

Kettle corn is delicious.

[Bobbo]

Oh, look at Sir Smithy takes a break while he makes the kettle corn.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dude, seriously.

[Bobbo]

His wife's eye was shot out with an arrow. No, there's. There's. From Sir Robin Hood, the Bandit. Oh, here he comes now.

[JD Ryan]

There's art. There's really cool people making jewelry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does strip club DJ do?

[JD Ryan]

He was just one of the characters. He walked around. The thing is, a lot of people show up in costumes, so you really have a hard time telling who's real and who's not. About half of the people are in costumes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like going into a training bar in New Orleans.

[Bobbo]

Very much.

[JD Ryan]

It's hard to tell who's on what team and so. But about 10% of them are paid actors, so they do these. They'll have sword fights right in the middle of the street.

[Bobbo]

How much gold will you give me for a leg of chicken? Young, sad.

[JD Ryan]

It's fun. It's fun for about an hour and a half. Then it's like, okay, I get it. But it's really cool. Really? Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they still do it?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, heck yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big turn.

[JD Ryan]

It's huge. Dude, without me wants to hatchy every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Cuz they.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

They won't serve scotch at this deal.

[JD Ryan]

They just won't li got liquor. They sure do.

[Bobbo]

They really? Oh, it's getting better. It's getting better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Ben, is this truck. Does it really have 23,000 miles?

[Caller]

On on has a documented 23,000 miles on the second owner. I got it off of a elderly gentleman here locally, here in Bella Vista, which is a retirement community.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it? Go to get. Hey, I'm out of time. I'm out of time. I'm out of time. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up, everybody. Thank you for tuning in. We'll see you next Saturday. Locker out. Rock and roll. It's just a rock and roll.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[Bobbo]

Let's get it. And maybe you broke your microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe mine's warming up. There it is.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you doing? What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

Light the fuses, man. And the microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you talking about? Were you making fun of Rennie's again?

[Bobbo]

I was talking about a goat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about it?

[Bobbo]

Like a strip club thing. I was. Last week, I was down at the end of the road from my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we disconnected?

[Bobbo]

And I was talking to a goat named Charles. And he's like a medieval goat, and he wears a helmet with holes for his horn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horns.

[Bobbo]

And he likes to eat the sponge sugar. Cause we don't call it cotton candy at the Ranny fair. Why y' all whispering?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was JD's in charge of handing out chicks? I guess.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy. They're right here. These guys are sitting there waiting for their check.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what I was talking about.

[JD Ryan]

We doing a podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean, Bob was being funny, so I thought we'd record it for the people. You know, you got a. A thousand people a week that download this podcast.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so this guy. This here's one you can't do on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We probably could.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought about.

[Bobbo]

For Uncle Waldo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure we can't, but now we can.

[Bobbo]

Remember Uncle Waldo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Bobbo]

Old guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor says, you know, I need a sperm sample. Gives him the jar. The old guy takes the jar, takes it home, comes back the next day, hands the jar back to the doctor, and it's not even. There's nothing. Not only is there nothing in it, he hasn't, you know, nothing. He says, what is this? You know, I need a sample so I can check this fertility test. He says, I'll tell you the truth, Doctor. I didn't think it would be any problem at all. The guy's only, like, 66 years old, okay? And I got home and I just couldn't get it. And I asked my wife, I tried my left hand, I tried my right hand. I asked my wife, I asked My daughter in law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your daughter in law to help.

[Bobbo]

We even asked the neighbor who was over at the time, and I swear to God, not one of us could get the lid off the jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, whose voice is this?

[Bobbo]

This is me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, you said, it's Uncle Waldo.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I was going to do it as an Uncle Waldo skit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it.

[Bobbo]

You would get the punchline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I was in my left hand and tried my right hand. I asked my wife, I asked my daughter in law to help neighbor. Even the neighbor lady was over.

[Caller]

Not one of us could get the goddamn top off of the jar.

[Bobbo]

Then JD Goes, so that's the rest of my story. Uncle Wal in his Uncle Waldo voice. Let's see. Yeah, that's just an idea I had. No. Because I didn't even write it because I thought, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bobo, be clean. This is what I say to myself. Be clean, be clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the radio, when I said hole in the heart heartbeat this morning, that was. That was about as if you got a holding a heartbeat, you win the tickets. Ah, the old joke. That's about as far as I need to go.

[JD Ryan]

I even missed that. You said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that. But yeah, yeah, yeah, but just a quick glancing.

[JD Ryan]

Boy, it had to be quick because.

[Bobbo]

I didn't hear it. That just goes to illustrate the point further, because I didn't even think anything of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. I knew, right? Charlie may have dumped it out. Did you. It was right. Right there. That was the line. But if we. If we'd have scoped on it and kept on it and blow up in our face.

[JD Ryan]

Like I said the time I called Hillary Clinton the C word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really call her on the radio?

[Bobbo]

I totally said it.

[JD Ryan]

And nobody said anything on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me how it went. Reenact. I was.

[JD Ryan]

She was on the video and she leaned over to Joe Biden and you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Dallas afternoon drive Air with 100,000.

[JD Ryan]

Number one radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And. And I was talking about a video I of her. And I said she leaned over and obviously said some bitchy cunt comment. And we just went on, and there's five people in the room and nobody caught it. And a listener calls up like seven minutes later and goes, did JT just drop the C word? And I went, don't be ridiculous, dude. I've been in radio a long time. I would know if I said the C word. And Russ goes, the guy I was with says, go back and check the tape. And the guy looks in the window, he goes, he said it, and I sure did. Bigger than life, man. And nobody caught it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he keep dragging y' all back through it?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he played it 100 times.

[Bobbo]

He played it.

[JD Ryan]

He played it, but he bleeped the C word.

[Bobbo]

But everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody knew what it was, right?

[Bobbo]

Did you really feel that way about it?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Still did. She crazy.

[JD Ryan]

The woman is that.

[Bobbo]

Dude, did I tell you a couple.

[JD Ryan]

Weeks ago, now Darth Vader makes her. Oh, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

And you know, I'm mamby Pamby about it, but, I mean, I'm convicted by my politics, man. I'm really mixed up right now. But I said something online a couple of weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we ought to change the deal to fucking Bavo.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. So fucking Bobbo show.

[Bobbo]

No, but Trump was doing something really dumb. I think it was right after Scary Moochie left anyway. And I said, you know, if. If we could take, like, quadruple blackjack. No take backs right now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And just say, okay, Bernie, you're president.

[JD Ryan]

Could he, Bernie?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I might be okay. Okay with that.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[Bobbo]

And I had a guy from my hometown lock up on you, cuss me up one side, down the other. Called me a queer.

[JD Ryan]

Why do people do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy. When was this?

[Bobbo]

Come on over my house. We'll see what kind of man you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Bobbo]

A couple weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They called you up at the radio station.

[Bobbo]

No, no, textbook. Text me.

[JD Ryan]

Od. Text you first.

[Bobbo]

He made a big deal on my face.

[JD Ryan]

Gets all walked into this.

[Bobbo]

I just want to be liked, man. And I don't care call. I don't call politicians names. I didn't call George W. Names. I didn't call Obama names. I don't call Trump names. Am I not allowed to comment?

[JD Ryan]

Of course you are.

[Bobbo]

You know what I mean?

[Rush]

Of course.

[JD Ryan]

That's what Facebook is for.

[Bobbo]

But your Trumpsters right now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are a crazy, sociopathic bunch. It's all them.

[JD Ryan]

They're all sociopaths.

[Bobbo]

And if you. Yeah. And if you disagree. Oh, by God, you must be a queer.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how I. How I good about forecasting weird shit that happens? And it's just a weird situation.

[Bobbo]

You always have been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna make a forecast right now that somebody in this Trump administration, when things calm down in the guards lowered, some reporters gonna get a hold of Melania and ask her about their private life. How many times a week and something like that. She's fucking European. Yeah. She's just gonna talk about it.

[DJ Prek]

You Think.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's gonna be fine.

[JD Ryan]

I bet she's got hand. No, she's got Secret service that'll keep her from doing.

[Bobbo]

Doing that.

[JD Ryan]

Now she'll have people around her that'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you.

[Bobbo]

Maybe once a year maybe, but Europeans.

[JD Ryan]

But it's not with Donald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they. They especially. Where's she from? Slovenia.

[JD Ryan]

She's got people around her now that tell her, hey, here's what's cool to say. Here's what's cool not to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald having a small dick is not. Donald being infer. I mean, impotent is not cool thing to say. I know you have a 6 foot 7 black lover from Ethiopia that y' all keep in the back house. Don't tell anybody about that.

[JD Ryan]

No penis talk ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you know he can't throw down on her, right?

[Bobbo]

I can't imagine.

[JD Ryan]

I can't even visualize it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't either.

[JD Ryan]

But imagine George Bush on Laura, but that's different. Nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

George Bush is not. Not.

[JD Ryan]

I know he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Laura's not like. I mean, Melania has the. Has the vibe.

[JD Ryan]

God, does she.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, she looks like she needs to get the lead knocked out about once every 72 hours. And you think Donald's doing that? No, I don't either.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

That's why I plan to run for center the next time.

[Turley]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Buster dicks. Were you busting off in Moria?

[Bobbo]

Hell yeah. Right now, I tell you. Well, I caught her at a cocktail party.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

As at the inauguration. It must have been 14 million people there.

[JD Ryan]

I doubt it.

[Bobbo]

Seemed like a lot, but hey, it's open bar.

[JD Ryan]

Hello, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Melania was down in these mint julips like she'd never seen one before. I swear to God, she was 14 drinks down when I got there.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

I said, oh, baby, come on, it ain't so bad. And I had her. You know that look.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that look.

[Bobbo]

I get that look when they got one elbow on the bar.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's. That's.

[Bobbo]

That's standing flat ways just a little bit. Just a little more than.

[JD Ryan]

A little more than a bed. And I had her leaning into and.

[Bobbo]

I let her go.

[JD Ryan]

You want to let her go?

[John Clay Wolf]

You let her go. Okay.

[Automated System]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because that's bad mojo.

[JD Ryan]

That is bad mojo.

[Bobbo]

Not only president, why.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's bad.

[Bobbo]

But the first girl you see at Washington cocktail party, probably not the best you can get.

[JD Ryan]

Nope. Oh, well, you were going to get better than Melania. You were going to get better than.

[Bobbo]

Talking to A horse trader here. All right. I mean I know JD Ryan's been on everything but the Titanic up in Big D. True. Hey, you ought to come down to Austin sometime. We'll wing it, bro.

[JD Ryan]

I bet, I bet. I bet you are a party guy.

[Bobbo]

Oh man, we've been having good. You know what you do, what's up down here On Sundays you go to the ice skating river.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. A lot of single mamas down there.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they bring the kids now.

[Bobbo]

You can handle kids.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You ain't got to do nothing. How about these all 12, 14 year old kids? You send them to the cineplex.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I got you.

[Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

You got time with me.

[Bobbo]

Take mama over to Applebee's.

[JD Ryan]

I got you Applebee.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Yeah. Have you have your sizzle fried hickory steak.

[JD Ryan]

Wouldn't you like to spend an hour in Babo's head?

[Bobbo]

A couple of damn Bloody Marys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And this is like nine in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

And of course together early.

[Bobbo]

Let the kids see a movie, have a ball.

[JD Ryan]

The real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Double feature, right? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like wham, bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where do you get all that? I mean from Applebee's to what?

[Bobbo]

Have you ever seen Fast Time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's usually Body John, but does the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice skating rink have a built in hotel like the Galleria?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean you don't need a hotel on a Sunday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bobbo]

You just go around to the Sears?

[John Clay Wolf]

To the what? Ain't nobody years JCPenny.

[Bobbo]

There's nobody dressing rooms all over the mall. You don't need but 10 minutes.

[JD Ryan]

You're sick man.

[Bobbo]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

20.

[Bobbo]

And they got. And they get the fresh lingerie.

[JD Ryan]

Lord Lord mighty.

[Bobbo]

Go to the Victoria Secret, get the kids out the movie.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Take mom say maybe. Yeah. Bring some Victoria Secrets.

[JD Ryan]

You'll perk up. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Cuz that's expensive. Un right, there it is.

[Caller]

Get.

[Bobbo]

They got dressing rooms, everything. You might even get one of the help to come and help you.

[JD Ryan]

Oh really?

[Bobbo]

I've had a room full of those girls over here.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think you did.

[Bobbo]

Maybe it's different up in Big D. I'll tell you. You get down Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Am I skating? Single mamas.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's it. That's.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they need love. Oh, they need love. You know, lonely women make good lovers. For about 20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a wrap, boys and girls. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye bye.