#110 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #110 Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: A wild, fast-paced mix of car talk, music nostalgia, personal stories, irreverent humor, and social commentary – all delivered in the show’s signature, unfiltered, southern-fried style.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show captures the crew at their loose, raucous best, thanks to a post-concert hangover and a studio packed with cars, classic rock, and characters. The team discusses everything from selling used cars to concert antics and social controversies, with regular tangents into music, southern culture, and listener calls. As always, the tone is irreverent, playful, and quick to poke fun at themselves, each other, and current events.

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Main Topics & Segments

1. Concert Recap and Hungover Energy

Timestamps: [00:40], [01:39], [34:01]

• John and Bobbo kick off the show feeling “loopy” after a night of bar-hopping and rock concerts.
• They reminisce about seeing Foreigner, missing Cheap Trick, and the Led Zeppelin Experience (“We caught the second half of that.” – John [01:22]).
• Bobbo’s unusual sleep sounds and antics at the hotel room become prime comedic material.
• John admits the hangover might make him “funnier than usual” ([01:43]).

Notable Quote

• “I’ll probably be funnier than normal because I’m still a little drunk.”—John ([01:43])

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2. Classic Car Call-In Salesmanship

Timestamps: [02:23], [25:47], [36:25], throughout

• Show regulars and listeners call in to get live bids for selling vehicles – pickup trucks, BMWs, Maseratis, Corvettes, even a 1927 Chevy.
• The mood is impatient and direct; John pushes sellers to name their price (“I don’t want your story, I want your car.” – [04:03]).
• Lighthearted banter about the realities of car values vs. owner expectations.
• Some deals close on air, others rejected for being “way upside down” or “stone cold bald faced liar.”
• Running gags about “GiveMeTheVIN.com” ease of use and worthiness of different cars ("So easy, you can do it in your underwear!").

Notable Quotes

• “We’re not far from you. If we make a deal, I can pay today. We’ll come get it.” — John ([25:00])
• “Sometimes if it’s out of style, things change.” — John ([82:51])

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3. Parody Characters & Skits

Timestamps: [10:32], [13:48], [31:21], [107:16], [161:11]

• The “Devil” and “Elvis” drop in for character-driven bits about concerts, smoking hash, and Faustian deals on used trucks.
• Rush Limbaugh and Tony Romo’s Dad feature as satirical southern drawl impersonations weighing in on statue controversies and football.
• The recurring “Houston” and “Uncle Lester” bit is a winding, improvised story about rural life, moonshine, jet skis, and geese.
• Over-the-top but affectionate spoofing of southern stereotypes, dealership high-pressure, and tough customer interactions.

Notable Quotes

• “Thank you, Satan. Come back later.” — John ([12:43])
• “Have you smoked cocaine out of a glass pipe?” — (Bobbo’s oddball question to the driver, [47:11])

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4. Statues and Social Commentary

Timestamps: [32:06], [77:34], [91:20], [95:17]

• The team riffs on the “statue removal” debates (Six Flags Over Texas, Confederate monuments), channeling Charles Barkley and Rush Limbaugh.
• Top 10 list: “Statues that need to come down” includes everyone from Tom Landry to Bob Marley and a fictional Bowie knife.
• Jokes about “accidental racism,” news stirring up controversy, and putting old statues in a giant Buc-ee’s.
• Charles Barkley’s real-life quote: “I think it’s stupid and a waste of time. Next question.” ([33:36])

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5. Music & Southern Culture References

Timestamps: [15:55], [41:17], [55:43], [161:11]

• Brief jam sessions and music references sprinkled throughout: playing “Dixie,” reminiscing about Aspen clubs, and joking about the age/discussion of musicians at the concert (e.g., Foreigner, Chicago, Fleetwood Mac).
• Side bars on fried chicken cravings (“You don’t change the Wolfman. The Wolfman changes you.”—Bobbo, [40:24]) and real-life southern food stops.
• Bobbo’s critique of the Foreigner replacement singer: “He’s actually very good” ([99:20]).

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6. Game Show Segment: White, Black, Latino or Other

Timestamps: [42:59], [104:52]

• DJ Pre K hosts a recurring game in which the hosts guess the ethnicity of someone in the news based on the story’s details.
• Stories covered include accidental gunshots in strip clubs and fence eroticism (“a drunk fool…getting it on with a fence” – [105:25]).
• Playful banter and surprise ethnic reveals, with the group generally guessing incorrectly.

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7. Humor and Real-Life Observations

Timestamps: [51:41], [136:12], [158:01]

• Frequent subplots about partying, hangover cures, and hospitality among the crew.
• Stories told for shock or laughs – hotel shenanigans, betting against football players, and “Bug Scuffle” town escapades.
• Occasional moments of ironically earnest advice on car trade-ins (“Just tell me what time it is. What buys it?” – [151:00]).

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Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “Sometimes if it’s out of style, things change.” – John ([82:51])
• “I want to buy the damn thing. How much is it? I’m the angry car buyer. I’m like the Soup Nazi. Oh God, call me later.” – John ([65:33])
• “If you don’t check with GiveMeTheVIN.com first, you may need to get your head checked.” – recurring line
• “We’re talking turkey. Turkey, Keith. This is turkey talk.” – John ([130:21])
• “I just had a lot of alcohol. Didn’t stay up that late.” – John ([01:51])
• “Why does nobody answer the guy?” – John, bemoaning caller response ([41:17])
• “He’s who he is. He’s the good looking one. The rest of us are slackers.” – John on JD ([160:58])
• “You’re flipped. Go see a preacher. Get a preacher and a backhoe. Somebody get this guy buried.” – John on unrealistic car pricing ([74:19])
• “Shot through the heart and you’re too late, darling, you give love a bad name.” – John closes with Bon Jovi ([139:30])

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Key Takeaways

• Authentic car deals and real-time price haggling while poking fun at both buyers and sellers.
• Raucous rock & roll storytelling – concerts, road trips, and post-party haze provide the energy for the episode.
• Recurring character skits (the Devil, Elvis, Rush, Houston, Uncle Lester), blending satire and local color.
• Pointed but irrepressible social commentary on contemporary controversies, always from a playful, irreverent, and often Southern perspective.
• Listener engagement via live calls, jokes, and games, maintaining a high-energy, unpredictable, and inclusive atmosphere.

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Overall Tone & Style

The show is fast-paced, wisecracking, a little profane, self-deprecating, and full of regional flavor — like “Car Talk” gone southern with a rowdier band and less filter. John Clay Wolfe’s personality anchors the chaos, and the crew’s chemistry is apparent in their in-jokes, prank calls, and willingness to push boundaries (but not too far for the FCC).

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For New Listeners

This episode captures the essence of The John Clay Wolfe Show:

• It’s as much a hangout as a talk show.
• You’ll hear actual car business interwoven with wild personal stories, off-the-wall humor, and inside jokes about rock concerts, southern living, and everyday hustle.
• You may come for the car deals, but you’ll stay for the stories.

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[All episodes available at johnclaywolf.com and PodBean.]

Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

The John Clay Wolf Show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-RADIO. 800, 800 RADIO. That's 800-800-7234, or [e-mail].

[A]

Charlie, did you find that Elvis song?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Oh, is it in the library? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[D]

You have the most amazing library. You really do have that thing from 1963. It was Wednesday.

[A]

Hey. Hey. Good morning, everyone. Texas, Oklahoma, Dallas, Fort Worth, the five state region. Louisiana. Hey, how are you? And Arkansas.

[E]

Arkansas with us.

[A]

Where? Where.

[D]

Where's the station?

[A]

Oh, hell, the keg.

[F]

The keg.

[A]

Which is. Which is what? We went out and saluted last night. We went out and did a promo tour for the keg.

[D]

You did?

[A]

Bob, you and Baba. Yeah, buddy.

[D]

Where'd you guys go?

[A]

We went to the concert. Which one?

[D]

I don't. If you gotta ask. Saturday morning. Hey, what concert are we gonna.

[A]

We went to John Bonham. Led Zeppelin Experience. We missed that.

[E]

Jason.

[A]

And then we went to Cheap Trick and we missed that. And then we went to Foreigner and we caught the second half of that.

[D]

How did you. It.

[A]

We were in the. We were. You gotta bump it. We were in the Ice House Bar. Yeah, the Ice House.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I'm a little loopy this morning. I'm not bad. I'm here, I'm with it.

[F]

All right.

[A]

I'll probably be funnier than normal because I'm still a little drunk.

[E]

You don't seem loopy.

[A]

I feel loopy.

[E]

What happened, man?

[A]

You.

[D]

Hung out with you?

[A]

I just had a lot of alcohol.

[D]

It's called content.

[A]

Didn't stay up that late.

[E]

I don't think we did.

[A]

No.

[D]

Did you guys do anything other than beer?

[E]

No. Okay.

[A]

Hell, no.

[E]

J.D. why you always go there?

[D]

Because I know you. I've been on the road with you. I've been in travel trips with you.

[A]

I thought I smelled Bobbo smoking some pot.

[D]

Oh, you even admitted it. You went to a concert and fell down and busted your head.

[E]

Not last night.

[A]

My bad.

[E]

I didn't fall down once. Well, I did fall down.

[D]

There you go. Thank you. So I'm. I'm the bad guy?

[A]

Danny and Houston? Yeah, talk to me. I need. I need somebody to talk to me. I'm. I'm sc. What have you got?

[C]

I've got a 13 Chevy Silverado LTZ 2500.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And four wheel drive.

[D]

I've got.

[C]

It's got navigation, it's got black leather. It's a clean rig, man. It's got the Z71 off road package Turbo diesel. I submitted it to your website and got an offer range from 31.5 to 33.5.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I clicked accept. So I was just wondering, man, what's next? I really need a 33.

[A]

What'd you say the range was?

[C]

It was 31,500 to 33. 5.

[A]

And you really need 33. But the things already told you at 33. 5. Why wouldn't you tell me that you need 33. 5? Why would we offer you more money than what you're telling me you need?

[C]

I just needed to make sure I could narrow it down and get to 33.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[D]

Now you see what the number is?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm sure it's fine. I'll buy it.

[E]

That's what your process is doing to the. To the sellers, John. You're. You're creating an altruistic environment.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Where they. They don't need as much as you're given.

[A]

I really just need to pick the damn thing up. I really just need to pick it up and get you paid. Where do you live?

[C]

Houston.

[A]

Okay. Can we buy it today? If you really need 33. Can I just get. Can I get it today?

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

Okay, then. Then go. We've already got it in there. I'm gonna put you on hold and tell the producer guy to grab somebody to handle this and get this done. He's an eager seller. Yeah, I'm an eager buyer. I'm tired of everybody in their stories. Yeah, you know, oh, you know, I gotta wash the dog on Monday and I. I gotta go to court on Tuesday and. And all this crap stories. Thursday at 4. No, I want it now.

[D]

Now. So my. This is.

[A]

Put everybody else off.

[D]

I'm only asking because. I don't know. I'm not trying to be cheesy.

[A]

All right. We bought this car, Danny. Oh, I'm gonna put you on hold.

[D]

Do you guys pick up on Saturdays?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. I didn't know.

[A]

Yes. Does a bear.

[D]

I don't know what you do on the weekends.

[A]

Does a bear. Lacey.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

Hi, John. Hi. Hi, Lacy.

[C]

Hey. I got a 2015 BMW X3. I got the title in hand. It's like new. I mean, I'm just tired of it. I want something more fun.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I got an idea.

[A]

You need. You need a bobo. He'll hump your leg again.

[D]

Again. More fun at the concert.

[C]

I mean, I'd like 25 for it.

[A]

Have you been to givemethevin.com yet and loaded it up?

[C]

No, I Haven't.

[A]

Okay, do that and it'll throw you a number in. Take 500 back of that number and that's what. I'll pay for it today.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'll look it up. Do I need to look it up? I'm just hungover and I don't want to look. I'll think about it. How much is it? What color is it?

[C]

25. It's white with.

[A]

That's fine. I just don't want to look it up. Can I just buy it?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Let's pick up on Saturday.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna put you on hold too. I just don't want to think about it.

[D]

Play music. Let's just play all this.

[E]

Pete.

[A]

Pete. Repeat farmer Pete. God, he's. It says Pete Cooper, Amarillo. Friend of yours. Talk cars.

[E]

Oh, so Pete.

[A]

Yeah, there he is.

[C]

You know Pete. What are you doing, John Wolf?

[A]

I'm just working. I'm just trying to wake up. I'm trying to shake off the. The.

[D]

The night before.

[A]

The night before. Yeah.

[C]

Why did you drink so much?

[A]

Because it was free.

[C]

I like the way you're thinking.

[A]

It was free. We have that VIP pass and you've got a bar there and it's just free. Same reason that my dad asked me when I was like 17, I was coming back.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

He's like, why are you drunk? I said, because it was all, you can eat beer and barbecue for $5. He's like, okay, where's that? What you got, Pete?

[C]

Well, I'm just going to let you know that I have moved stores.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I went to Pampa. To the Toyota and Chevy Buick GMC store.

[A]

Are you still farming online?

[E]

Huh?

[C]

Am I what?

[A]

Are you still farming online? You remember, Baba, when. When Pete was sitting up late and he was doing that farm simulator.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

On the computer. Oh, yeah.

[D]

Farmville.

[C]

I don't do that.

[E]

Those were fast, strange times.

[A]

We thought Pete might have gotten a little methy. He was staying up really late farming.

[E]

I had a key to the dealership back then because we had a station right there on the showroom floor. And I'd be up there at all hours of the night having to start up something. Or do you know I had like two jobs back then? And there's Pete, man. 2:00 clock in the morning, I walk in the door, there's Pete farming. Man farming. Look at those carrots coming at.

[C]

What are you doing, Bobbo?

[E]

What are you doing, Pete?

[A]

Oh, I'm just.

[C]

We're heading over to Pampa to go to work and I Just sit there and listen to you. I thought well hell, we better get on the radio and just talk cars for a minute.

[E]

Hell yes. Pampa Texas. That's the place to be.

[A]

Well, I'm glad it's working up there. Hey, I got to keep rolling, Coop. Call me off air and we'll get something done.

[C]

Yeah, give me a holler.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Pete was one of our managers at the for my Ford and Dodge store.

[E]

I learned a lot from Pete in a very short time. He used to give me lectures. And then he'd say why are you looking at me like that? And Charlie Castle would say no, no, Pete Bobbo just looks like that Pete.

[A]

Taught me the saying. Slicker than a minnows wiener.

[E]

Yes. Huh.

[A]

That's slick. If you think about it, it's pretty slick.

[E]

Pretty slick.

[A]

Now that I think about it, pretty slick. 800-800-7234.

[D]

That's good.

[E]

I gotta use it.

[A]

800800 radio Brian. A 10 commander with a buck 12 leather roof. Nav four wheel drive. Is it an eight or six cylinder?

[C]

Eight cylinder.

[A]

I think it's five grand.

[C]

Five grand fork?

[A]

Yeah. Do you have a title?

[C]

Okay, I have a title but let me think about that. Okay.

[A]

Oh come on, stop it. What's there to think about?

[C]

I gotta think about it.

[A]

High pressure. High pressure, Will Robinson. What do you gotta think about?

[D]

Warning.

[A]

Where's your wife?

[C]

Good.

[A]

If you're gonna.

[C]

I can't buy a new one for five grand.

[A]

Well yeah, but a new one doesn't have a hundred and twelve thousand miles on it. In the bough style. That's been discontinued, but I still like it. Hey, are you going to call your wife and ask her?

[C]

No, I'm not.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[C]

I don't know yet. Just trying to see what it was.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Oh, he's getting mad at me.

[D]

Yeah, he is.

[A]

Langry, I'm the one that's buying. I'm not selling Nothing.

[E]

Make by 10 o'.

[A]

Clock. We're going to give you.

[E]

Give me the VIN beach ball.

[A]

Hey, who, who, who, who is the customer? Is it me or them?

[D]

Who's the customer? Technically, you are their customer. You're buying.

[A]

That's what I thought.

[D]

Yeah. You're still buying is the talk to me.

[A]

Nice. I'm your customer.

[D]

I'm a customer.

[A]

800-800-7234.

[D]

Hungover this morning.

[A]

800800 radio bobble. You make really weird sounds in Your sleep?

[D]

What did you go? Where did y' all sleep?

[A]

Omni, Downtown. Really? Stay with Bobbo is an interesting concept.

[F]

Why?

[A]

He's just.

[D]

Why'd you stay there? Oh, it was close.

[E]

Never mind.

[F]

Close.

[E]

Hell, it's on the 11th floor, man. Way, way far.

[D]

So he's noisy.

[A]

Oh, God, he doesn't snore. He like, makes sounds like a cartoon character. It's the damnedest thing I've ever heard.

[D]

Yeah, exactly like the three stitches.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

That's my demon.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Well, let's get the devil in here. I'd like to know. It sounds like he was getting possessed.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

The. The.

[D]

In the middle of the night, you felt like he was leaving with the devil?

[A]

I felt like the devil was coming through him.

[F]

Ye. I don't think I want anything to do with Bob.

[A]

O, man.

[D]

Wow. Oh, really?

[A]

Hi, devil. Good morning.

[F]

He's a really complicated cat.

[A]

Really.

[F]

You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't.

[F]

I mean, you could get this guy sleeping in a hotel room, right? Yeah, there's a whole realm of dimensions swirling around.

[D]

Devil is afraid of Bobbo, man. You slept with him.

[F]

Well, I'm not afraid, but he worries me. He worries?

[D]

He's a devil.

[F]

It's all the. If all the Caucasian men are going to be like him.

[D]

Yeah, well, it's going to be a long haul. I get it.

[E]

I get it.

[A]

Satan. Did you go to the concert last night?

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I never missed a show at the Starplex.

[D]

You really went to a Cheap Trick concert?

[F]

Ah, you better like to sit on the lawn. That's where the real fans are.

[D]

You don't get normal. God, I would just think you'd get whatever seat you wanted.

[F]

I found a couple of girls from Grand Prairie.

[D]

Oh, boy. Insane Megan and Misty.

[F]

Yeah, they were smoking some actual hash. I haven't seen hash since 1997. And we got high to the bejesus belt.

[D]

You think they knew they were smoking hash with the devil?

[F]

You know, Cheap Trick's a lot better band than I expected. I can't wait to get those guys down here.

[D]

I think they're gonna come there. Why would you?

[A]

Alice Cooper's playing tonight. That's your kind of deal.

[F]

Ah, deal's already done.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Alice is you've already got him bought and so you got the title of that one.

[F]

I've had Cooper since 1968.

[D]

Oh, gosh.

[F]

Yeah. Well, it's a long term contract.

[D]

Yeah, I got you.

[F]

That's how he got famous.

[D]

Really?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Is that how Most people get famous.

[F]

And amazingly, the snakes were his idea.

[D]

No, it's a true showman.

[A]

What about Ozzy? Is that all fake?

[F]

Can't touch him.

[D]

Oh really?

[F]

Can't touch him?

[A]

Why?

[F]

I don't know. It's like he's protected from on high.

[D]

Oh, he's got, he's got buddies.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Is Ted Nugget one of your religious type?

[F]

Sure. Tends with us all the way.

[D]

No, he's not. Yeah, no he's not.

[F]

That's a. That's what cat scratch fever is all about.

[D]

No, it's an allegory. No, it's not.

[F]

For his tortured soul.

[A]

Thank you, Satan. Come back later. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Zach. A 12 half ton, four wheel drive cloth Dodge with 106 average, rough or clean?

[C]

Yes, sir. What was the question?

[A]

Is your truck average, rough or clean?

[C]

It's pretty average. I keep it clean.

[A]

Does it have. It's not wrecked is what I'm asking.

[C]

No sir.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

That's out of beat up tailgate.

[A]

Okay, it needs a tailgate. 800 bucks. It's a 12. Is it the crew cab or the mega or the, the big back door? Okay. The big wheels or the small wheels? 20s or the 18s? Oh, 2220s. Yeah, but it's cloth. It's four wheel drive. Is it 13, 5.

[C]

Price?

[A]

Yeah, 13, 5, 14.

[C]

I got it for 24 or 5.

[A]

Yeah, but it's got 106,000 miles on it.

[C]

Yeah, I guess it had it for about a year. I just want to try to get out this, this low and a half.

[A]

We need to get Satan. I gotta bring him back.

[E]

Why?

[A]

Yeah, because when a guy's that upside down.

[C]

Yeah, he's got my soul.

[A]

You have to sell your soul to get out of that loan, Satan. Zach. And Zach in Houston is on the line and he's about $8,000 upside down in his loan.

[F]

Yeah, you know, I've been listening to Zach's story. Zach, we're making really good deals on your eternal soul. On.

[C]

Well, I sold it once before. Hopefully you'll take it a second time.

[F]

Yeah, I think that was some kind of a scam. I can feel like a, like a.

[D]

Full soul burn on you.

[F]

You still got it, man.

[D]

You still got it.

[F]

And if you'll. You'll do this deal before 9:00am Central, we'll get you a free beach ball.

[A]

Well, devil, you and Zach do this off air. We don't want to be doing sold for negative equity contracts over. Over public airways.

[F]

I don't care. I'LL do it.

[A]

Okay, Zach, he's gonna call you in a little bit. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Beach ball from the Devil.

[A]

I almost want one of those. 800.

[E]

It sounds like a sound garden. Beach ball from the Devil.

[A]

Beach ball from the Devil. I. I wanted to. I want to hear Elvis Presley. What's the name of that song? It's not Dixieland. American Trilogy. Well, I wish I land.

[D]

Why do I hear that? 40 40th year. Cuz he. Since he died.

[A]

Cuz I missed Cheap Trick last night. Oh, in the. The. All the. All the. Do you think that we'll get in trouble if we play that song?

[D]

Why would we?

[A]

Cuz it's like called Dixie.

[D]

Oh my God.

[A]

It's called Dixie. He talks about Dixie.

[D]

My favorite story of the week.

[A]

You're going to need to bleep the word to Dixie Turley. We're all gonna go to hell. There's Devil. All right, we'll be back. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, Bobo JD and myself, John Clay Wolf. Turley on the boards. Hang tight.

[E]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vin.com because can that car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

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Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Hey, here we go.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

TJ and Cleburne. Oh, oh. Jeep Wrangler. Is that a TJ or an rj? I think it's a tj. The Wrangler's a tj. TJ with a tj. But it's got big miles average. Rough or clean?

[C]

It's clean for the mileage.

[A]

This is six years. Six or four cylinder?

[C]

It's a six cylinder four liter.

[A]

Okay. It's a 2000 Wrangler four wheel drive stick shift with 163 cloth soft top.

[C]

Soft top is the new Trek top lift kit and re geared and lockers and everything.

[A]

Oh so it's got some look to it. It's got some.

[C]

A lot of work.

[A]

It's got some side boob.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

And some bronze thigh. Okay. What does four grand buy it?

[C]

No, no, what does. I got. Yeah, I got. I got a lot. A lot more. More than that in it.

[A]

Well, I mean, you know, these are the worst depreciating. This is the worst investment short of a. Of a woman that you'll ever come across in your. In your career. So, you know, a jeep is a. Is a hole in the water in which you throw money at. No.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

What's it take to buy it? Why'd you call me? What'd you want me to say?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Philip, Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Yeah, I got a 2005 F150 that I'd like.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And it's a extended cab or a crew cab?

[C]

It's a break. It's a regular cab, but it's got four doors on it.

[A]

Oh, the two back doors?

[C]

Yeah, just for storage. Back in the back.

[A]

Wow, man. I'm trying to get my brain around that. It's a regular cab with four doors.

[C]

It's crazy. Yeah, it's got the two short doors in the back.

[A]

It's not an extended cabin.

[C]

Well, on the paddle says radio cabin.

[A]

Okay. 05F250. Two wheel drive, long bed, eight foot bed, 124. XLT. Is it XLT? Springtown. Gotta do the meth discount in Springtown. I don't know. Is it five grand? Is that right? Is that right?

[F]

You bet.

[A]

Well, then go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me see. I got to figure out what you're talking about. I'm bidding it as an extended cab, but I think if it is, I can make that work. Go to givemetheven.com and line it up right now. 800-800-radio Bobbo. We take us out.

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We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show after this. Don't go away. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free. 1-800-800-Radio.

[E]

In the Lambley Cotton.

[A]

Old times there are not forgotten look away.

[C]

Look away.

[E]

Look away way.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you can't say that.

[A]

Can't say dick. Hang on. Hit it, fellows.

[D]

There it is.

[E]

You just lost a listener.

[A]

The hell I could just listen to this. This is sobering me up.

[D]

You let the Dixie get on the air. Oh, hit the delay.

[E]

You know, a lot of people. It's the anniversary of Elvis death this week.

[D]

40 years true story.

[E]

FTD, the flower delivering organization.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

On this day, this past Thursday, Yeah. They sold more flowers that were sent to Graceland than ever in their history lines.

[A]

Lines making up goddamn lies.

[D]

As soon as he starts any story with now, this is the honest truth, you know. Stop.

[E]

No, it's true.

[D]

Yeah, there you go.

[E]

Look it up.

[D]

They sell more flowers to who?

[A]

Right to.

[E]

Elvis's widows were sent to Graceland in honor of the King.

[D]

Then what?

[E]

What than ever in their history. They had the biggest number of orders in a single day than they'd ever have.

[A]

Then Dick Clark's funeral or Anna Nicole Smith's boob job.

[E]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna prove this to me. I'm gonna send you a link.

[A]

Elvis. Elvis. There he is. Elvis, come here. Come here. Good morning. How are you?

[E]

I don't like the hydrated baby.

[D]

You don't like hydrangea?

[E]

Semicircles, chrysanthemums. A lot of people don't realize Elvis's last words, which were, oh, give me back my bullets.

[D]

Yeah, I don't think that was it. Oh, I had something to do with.

[E]

Ow. I don't think so.

[A]

That was. That was Lynyrd Skinner song. Bud, give me back my bullets. So on the board we have a 09 Dodge Ram with 160 regular cab. Or 09 SLR Mercedes McLaren with 11. That's quite a spread. Between. We've got a. Between listeners. We're broad range. Put it. Put Clint on hold, please. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Okay, 800, 800.

[D]

When you're ready for Babo's real story. I'll tell. I'll tell you the truth.

[A]

Okay, you ready? Yes.

[D]

In August of August 17th of 1977, the day the King of Rock and roll died, they set the record for the most flowers sold in the US on a single day, according to spokesperson from FTD.

[A]

So 40 years ago, Baba's story would have been true.

[D]

Would have been true.

[A]

Elvis, why do you let Baba lie about that?

[E]

Oh, what can I say? I think it's pathological.

[A]

You think it's pathological?

[D]

Well, he would know, man. You've hung out with some really crazy cats.

[E]

Oh, he just says, go, cat, go.

[D]

You hung out with Nixon? Man.

[E]

Dick Nixon's a lot of fun. Is he? Oh, he hung around in Gray's land.

[D]

I saw you do that, that karate pose with him. That was pretty cool.

[E]

I played bass, he played piano.

[D]

He doesn't play piano.

[E]

He didn't. Yeah, Nixon did play me.

[D]

No, he didn't.

[E]

Are you. Are you.

[D]

Are you hanging out with. Am I?

[E]

You don't know about Ricky Dick's piano player? He did on the Jack Par show.

[A]

I didn't know that.

[E]

Back in the day, Jack park was a big deal.

[D]

I know he's a big deal. He started tonight's show.

[E]

Well, anyway, want to tell y', all. Yeah, I'm coming back this year.

[D]

You are?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You're coming back?

[E]

Gonna be the new lead singer.

[A]

Foreigner.

[D]

No, I don't think so.

[E]

No. Feels like the first time.

[A]

Going to.

[D]

Come back from the dead blue.

[E]

Morning.

[D]

So you. You. Are you dead or are you still hanging out?

[A]

People.

[F]

People.

[E]

I'm kind of in the middle. You ever seen the Walking Dead?

[D]

Yeah, I've seen.

[E]

That's you not as bad looking.

[D]

Have you lost weight?

[E]

I'm still looking good. Still got my hair.

[D]

Yeah, you do.

[E]

Man, I can see little sunshine on my face.

[A]

Clint, Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Clint. Hello.

[A]

Hey, what city you in?

[C]

Yeah. Mansfield.

[A]

Mansfield, Texas. That's not a city, that's a town. That's a rodeo arena.

[C]

Not anymore, it's not anymore.

[A]

Did you used to take this Mercedes down to the cowbell road, down to the cowbell rodeo and strap on for eight seconds to your. To your girlfriend or bowl?

[D]

No, I.

[C]

No, I didn't. I didn't. But that's now a High School.

[A]

An 09 Mercedes McLaren SLR. Wow.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

With 11,000 miles. 11,000 per condition.

[C]

Not a. Not a scratch underneath it. Not a scratch on top.

[A]

How long have you had it?

[C]

It's actually my father in law and he's had it for a few years. He bought it out in San Diego and he's Held on to it. He recently moved to Texas. And so unfortunately, it's sitting in my garage and I just don't have the room for it. So I told him I'm going to help him try to sell it.

[A]

Okay. I'm gonna need a VIN number on this one. Okay. It's a special car. I like it. I want it for sure. We're. We're not far from you. If we make a deal, I can pay today. We'll come get it. Okay, go to. Give me, give, give me the vin.com.

[C]

I will. I'll do it.

[A]

Go, go. Gather up that, that VIN number and send me a couple pictures. It takes 45 seconds to load it into the website and actually it'll give you a bid on this car. I think it'll give you a bid instantaneous. Okay, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio 79 Trans Am with 100 on it. Emily, average rough or clean?

[C]

I'm not sure.

[A]

Okay, well, hold on. I'm gonna put you on hold while we go to break. I'll ask you during the break. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. And Elvis has left the building.

[E]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[G]

Give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.comfirst, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[E]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is, this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

And this is traffic. Man, it's groovy, dude.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, daddy O. It's traffic. It's groovy. Jeff, where are you calling from? Jeff? Why is everybody like, hey, another guy from Mansfield with a highline car. Thank goodness there's two of those. Yeah, there's two of those in Mansfield.

[C]

Yeah, there are.

[A]

So you've got a 16 Maserati Quadraporte.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And is it a 2? Is it all wheel drive or 2? I'm sure it's 2. Is it a V6 or V8?

[C]

V8.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

What color? So it's GTS?

[C]

I believe so, yes.

[A]

Okay. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[C]

Yeah, I got a title.

[A]

How many miles?

[C]

7,000.

[A]

Pearl white. I get killed in Maseratis. Why'd you buy a Maserati? Why'd you. It's kind of a left handed car. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Love the way. Love the way it looks. Love the way it sounds.

[A]

Yeah, it does sound good.

[C]

Don't look, don't love the insurance.

[A]

I'm 60, low 60s. Can you go to givemetheven.com? low 60, mid to low 60s. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Let me pull the VIN and look a couple pictures.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

[A]

All right, man. Thanks, Jeff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Linda. Yes, good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

You know, they try to tell me that we don't have a lot of women listeners. They do, yeah. They say that I'm offensive to women and that I run them all off. Oh, man. Oh, man.

[C]

They're ridiculous.

[A]

They're ridiculous. I'm looking on the call screen right now and there's seven ladies on.

[D]

Really? Yeah, yeah, they're lined up.

[A]

Yeah, they're lined up for you, J.D. for me, it's just like the old days. Oh, man.

[D]

Yes. Backstage.

[A]

Linda, what have you got?

[C]

Well, I got a 1927 Chevrolet sedan, three speed.

[A]

Like what kind of. Oh, it says Chevy coupe.

[C]

It's a Chevy sedan coupe.

[A]

Okay. Hey, I don't know. I need to see pictures. It's a. It's a 20. 1927.

[C]

1927. Two door.

[A]

Okay, you want to start that over, Charlie, so they can hear it? I can't hear it.

[C]

I don't, I don't. I don't. I'm not out here. Yeah, at the car. I'm inside where I got everything else.

[A]

How long have you had it?

[C]

I've had it now for about four months.

[A]

What'd you give for it?

[C]

I gave 15.

[A]

Why'd you buy. What were you thinking, Linda?

[C]

Well, everything looks original.

[A]

Okay. Why do you want to sell it?

[C]

I'd like to get 20.

[A]

Oh, just pick up it. She bought it to make 5,000 on me.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Did you buy it from a family member? Did you buy it out of the paper or what?

[C]

I bought it from a friend.

[A]

Okay, then. Then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and save. Show this to John on that one because it's weird. It's a weirdo. It's an old classic and they're not gonna be able to auto bid it. The buyers in the bedroom won't know and hell, I barely know. But I want to see it and put on there. Takes 20. Put on there. Takes 20,000 to buy it. All right, Sarah. Oh, five Altima with 250. 220,000 miles. This thing's about ready to go in it. Sarah?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I don't think anything's wrong with the phone. Oh, no, I'm not answering.

[C]

Answer the question. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[A]

She reminds me of our driver.

[D]

Somebody else was at the concert last night.

[A]

Hey, Sarah. 05 Altima with 225, 000 miles. I don't know. What do you think? It's a lot of miles.

[C]

I think it's good.

[A]

Okay. Why do they tell me that we don't have a lot of women listeners when we do?

[C]

Why?

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[C]

They say you offend. You offend them or something or.

[A]

Yeah, I don't know.

[C]

The girls, they're sensitive. I don't know.

[E]

Are you?

[A]

Are you sensitive? Are you offended?

[C]

I mean, no, not really. We don't really know each other, so. You're not hurting my feelings.

[A]

What can you think that I've said that kind of offended you?

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

What do you think? What have I ever said that kind of offended you?

[C]

That my car was about ready to go?

[E]

Oh.

[A]

Ouch. Hey, are you there? I lost you. Oh, 800-800-723. It's a 500 car share. That should offend you. Now you should be offended. Now you're offended.

[D]

There's something.

[A]

800-807-234. Is your mic on, Bob?

[E]

I'm a little offended.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I'll give you something to be offended.

[A]

Well, switch. He needs to switch mics. It's that simple. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's why we've got backups, backups, backups. JD what have you got in the news?

[D]

Well, it's my favorite story of the week. My favorite most story of the week. The one place in the world where it's actually in the title of what they do, Six Flags Over Texas has taken. Taken down their flags and replaced it with. Now it's one flag over Texas. This is Getting stupid.

[A]

It's getting real stupid.

[D]

Yeah. They pulled down all their non American flags.

[C]

Man.

[D]

Think of all the, think of all the flags they got for sale. All the French flags they had that they were selling in the gift stores. The Confederate state flag, the what's wrong with French people. The Mexican flag, the French flag and the Texas flag have all been taken. Even the Texas flag got taken down.

[A]

What was the reason for that?

[D]

Six Flags. Because of this stupid knee jerk reaction to all this protesting at Six Flags.

[A]

But they're not protesting Spain.

[D]

I'm with you at Six Flags over Texas. Here's their thing. We strive every single day to make people happy be and to create a fun, thrilling and safe family friendly experience to our guests. We always choose to focus on celebrating the things that unite us versus those that divide us. As such, we have changed the flag displays in our park to feature American flags and our name. Now they're not changing the name, but.

[A]

It'S going to be six American flags.

[D]

Well, just one flag.

[E]

One flag.

[D]

One flag over Texas.

[E]

Now they haven't done that for years though. I mean there hasn't been like of France.

[D]

Section 38, Warner Brothers took over what 20 years ago. It's more about Bugs Bunny now than anything else.

[E]

Batman.

[D]

NBA legend Charles Barkley has weighed in on the big controversy. They've somebody, some reporter actually. Oh, this will be good. Asked him, he said, I think it's stupid and it's a waste of time. Next question. He says, I'm not going to waste my time worrying about the Confederate statues. That is wasted energy. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to keep doing great things. I'm going to keep trying to make a difference.

[A]

More bs.

[D]

Good for him. I like Charles Barkley more today than I did yesterday.

[A]

Bob.

[E]

Yes?

[A]

What was your takeaway from last night?

[E]

What was my takeaway?

[D]

Let's remind people where you went. You went to the concert last night.

[A]

What concert? The concert.

[D]

The concert in Dallas.

[A]

We went to the. John Bonham. Actually, John Bonham is, is here. John. John. Good morning.

[D]

He was there. He's here with us.

[A]

Well, he's from the. Yeah. The drummer from Led Zeppelin.

[E]

Oh, you can't see me sitting over here.

[D]

There you are.

[A]

John, I missed your son's performance last night. The Jason Bonham Led Zeppelin performance.

[E]

Oh, that's too bloody awful. He played a great show. It's always a great show like that. He's clean, you know.

[A]

Your son?

[E]

No, unlike all of my lot. You know, he didn't play Clean it all.

[D]

Yeah, no, no.

[E]

You like to get a little high in the afternoon.

[D]

You think Led Zeppelin was high?

[E]

Really? If you're going to play drums for Led Zeppelin, you know, you got. You have a little bit of a buzz on.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You wonder if anybody in Lead Zeppelin ever performed Silver.

[E]

I think I drank an ocean of rum last night.

[D]

Ocean.

[E]

They run a great. It's stationed in Dallas, runs a great VIP area. Oh, do they really? Outstanding.

[D]

KZPs.

[E]

Outstanding.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you were there as a guest of. You were backstage as a guest of kzps.

[E]

Yeah, we go to the place, they've got like five different kinds of beers and all kinds of tacos.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Like tacos.

[D]

Yeah, tacos are fine.

[E]

Yeah, tacos. Outstanding. So we're all getting stoned to the bejesus. Built back in the BRP area.

[F]

Right?

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And the police guy.

[D]

Oh, really?

[E]

John. John says, you know, he puts up his hands immediately, like it's like he's doing something wrong. And say, you know, you gotta lay back a bit, hide, you know, at least try to hide.

[D]

You start hiding from the cops, all right?

[E]

Put your arms and legs in front of you in case they start swinging.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Eat your taco. Relax.

[D]

Eat your taco. So you have tacos and beer. What a great night.

[E]

Don't take. Don't take on like you're doing something wrong. And they're going to come out. And sure enough, they come out. They taken his whiskey.

[D]

Oh, they took John's whiskey.

[E]

Right. Luckily, I still had Mark.

[D]

Yeah, of course. You're the band.

[E]

I had a fabulous time. I don't think lead singer. The foreign. Is the main. The. The. The main guy. I think they got somebody. It looked like that. Anthony.

[A]

Keith, John and Dallas, I need to talk to you so I can shut John Bonham up. John in Dallas, are you there? My God. I hear you.

[C]

Yes, I'm here.

[A]

Okay, everybody. Everybody that calls in, let's start over. Everybody. All right, class, when you call in and I pick up the phone and talk to you, to you, and I say your name, please respond. Yes, sir. Good morning. The 13E350 with 26,000 miles. Does it have a sport package?

[C]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Does the car have a. What they call a sports package? Does it have. On the side of it.

[C]

Yes, it does. It's an E350 Sport.

[A]

Okay, what color?

[C]

It's silver. I think it's called a case in silver or something like that with a light tan leather interior.

[A]

It's a 13E350 with 26. 22,000.

[C]

26,000.

[A]

No, $22,000. 22. 22. 5.

[C]

Okay. Every time I take it to try to trade it in, they offer me like 19, so.

[A]

Because they're trying to screw you, John. That's why you called us.

[C]

Yeah, I get that. I get that. So how's the best way to sell this car?

[A]

Go to give me the VIN. Take the VIN number, go to givemetheven.com that's my website. Put it in there and actually the system will bid it. Like when you put the car in there, it's going to say. I think it's going to say 20 to 22, five is the range. It's going to throw you right then immediately and then we'll follow up and buy the car from you for 22 grand.

[C]

Yeah, well, I understand that, but if I look online, they're going for 29 to 30. And if I go to the Mercedes lot, they're going for 29 to 30. So how do I get 29 to 30 for this car?

[A]

You pay $50 million and buy your own Mercedes franchise. Hire a lot of people, buy a lot of Insurance, spend about $200,000 a month on advertising and about $500,000 a month on floor plan interest. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and Bobbo's trying to do all that math in his. Sam. Let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[A]

What's the name of this song, Bob? I've never heard this one before.

[E]

Raspberry Red, Goofy gray. We used to think it was like the Kool Aid song when I was a child. I'm not joking. I'm not trying to be funny. I don't know, just that's what we thought he was saying.

[A]

I'm glad you glad you're not trying to be funny. Cuz when you try to be funny, you're really not. But when you don't try is when I stop you and say, hey, that's funny. Can you be funny again? And then you go back and try and it's not there.

[D]

Well, I know you're a little.

[A]

Are you hungry, Bob?

[E]

Thank you for your criticism. Yeah, I was think I was telling Prek we ought to have a big old box of fried chicken up in.

[A]

Here right now, you know?

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

J.D. when you party with the Wolf Man?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You don't change the wolf man.

[D]

No, you don't.

[E]

The Wolfman changes you.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, man, yeah.

[E]

And if we don't get some fried chicken here up in here 9:06am and Prek says, is there Popeyes nearby?

[A]

Popeyes, man, can you get us some chicken?

[H]

Yeah, I can get y' all some chicken. No doubt.

[A]

Where, where, where, where? Do you have spicy?

[H]

Yeah, man, a spicy dark all the way.

[A]

I don't want dark. I. No one likes the dark, man.

[D]

I like white chicken.

[A]

I don't want no thigh. I want some breast, man. Some breastes. I want to. Two breast is spicy. South of the border, no one has chicken at 9 in the morning. Yeah, nobody's got nothing fried up.

[D]

No. In New Orleans, maybe, but not here. Dude, if you.

[A]

Wait, we've got a chicken fryer right here.

[E]

Right? Right. If you've seen what I've seen the last 18 hours of my life. What'd you say you'd be wanting some fried chicken, Right?

[D]

What did you see then?

[A]

Hang on, we gotta stop. I want to cut him off before he says anything too much.

[E]

Stick some energy back in there.

[A]

Ben. New Orleans. Good morning, Ben. Why does nobody answer the guy? Hey there.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning.

[E]

Ben's got fried chicken, I bet.

[C]

Got some good fried chicken for you guys.

[A]

Popeyes is, is. Is the fried chicken place open this time of the day on a Saturday?

[E]

No, it is.

[C]

They serve breakfast. Chicken and biscuits.

[A]

Chicken and biscuits. Popeyes does.

[E]

So, Ben, this part of the world, you know, it's Lisa's, he's in New Orleans. It's a privately owned chain. And if you go to Lisa's at 9 o' clock in the morning and ask for you, they say, oh, no, no chicken until 11.

[A]

Oh, it's a Hispanic chicken.

[E]

But we can sell you a grab drink.

[A]

A what?

[E]

A grab drink.

[A]

Grab drink. Hey, Ben. 05 Toyota 4Runner Sport. It's a Sport 4Runner with 140 on it, 138 average, rough or clean. And is it leather?

[C]

It is not leather. And it's got just basically general wear and tear.

[A]

Does five grand buy it?

[C]

What'd you say?

[A]

Sorry. 5,000? Does 5,000 buy it?

[C]

5,000 buy it?

[A]

Yeah. And a bucket of chicken.

[C]

13 for it, about two years ago with 80,000.

[E]

Wow. That's depreciation right there. Yeah, lost 8,000. Just hanging around then.

[A]

Have you ever been to divorced?

[C]

I have not been divorced.

[A]

Okay. That's gonna cost you married. That's gonna cost you more than what you're fixing to lose in this forerunner here in a minute. Oh, man, I'm gonna put you on hold, Ben. I'm gonna let you bake on that 5000. And when I come back, I want you to tell me what it takes to buy the 4Runner today. Like, now. Like, do business. 800-800-723-4. DJ, is it time for your game show?

[H]

Yes, sir, it's time for everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other, where I will read a story about a recent crime or something like. Like that. And y' all gonna guess the race.

[A]

Whitey, blackie, everybody. DJ Priest.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

The one and only. 8 Mile, Eminem, B. Rad. He's all that in one package from Hazel, Texas. Remember, my name is John Clay Wolf. JD Right. I'm introducing all the band members. Jd, dj, Pre K, Bobbo and Turley.

[H]

Okay, okay, gang is all here. All right. We got a Tampa Bay, Florida man. Or just Tampa, Florida, actually, that has been sent to six years and five months for accidentally shooting a gun while taking a selfie in a strip club. So I guess, apparently he was in the bathroom, you know, practicing, looking hard in the mirror with his pistol in hand when he accidentally let off a shot while trying to Snapchat or something and it went off into the women's restroom next door.

[E]

Wow.

[H]

Luckily nobody was hurt.

[A]

Did it hit anybody?

[H]

Nope, no injuries reported.

[D]

Can we get his name or not? Would that give it away?

[H]

Get his name yet?

[D]

Okay.

[A]

All right, hey, let me recap. A guy in a strip club, what was he doing with the gun? He was like, taking a selfie, trying to look cool.

[H]

Trying to look hard.

[F]

Hard.

[H]

Club Lust in Saint Peters.

[A]

What time of the day does it say that matters?

[H]

It doesn't say what time of the day. I'm sure it was around 5.

[A]

Chicken nearby in the photo.

[D]

What the world does that matter?

[H]

Some sort of chicken, I'm sure. You know, I mean, but all ethnicities got their own form of chicken.

[D]

Yes. It's Club Lust.

[A]

So white, black, latino or other. J.D.

[D]

I'M gonna go. I'm gonna go Latino.

[A]

I'm gonna go with dumbass white kid.

[E]

He feels African American to me.

[A]

Okay, what is the club name? Lust.

[D]

Lust.

[E]

Club Lust.

[A]

That is African American. Yeah, that's a Jerry Curlish kind of strip club name.

[D]

I screw up.

[A]

Well, y' all ready? Yeah, ready. We're born ready.

[H]

34 year old Rorn Soren of the Asian Pride Gang was pleaded guilty in April to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon. Rorn Sorn.

[E]

We almost said, look at me with my pistol. Look at me.

[D]

I look hot.

[E]

Look at me. Look. Do my eyebrow up like this, like the rock. Look hot.

[A]

Whoops.

[E]

Ben.

[A]

Good morning. You there?

[C]

I'm still here.

[A]

Okay, so I hit you 5,000 on your 05 Toyota 4Runner with 140. What will you. What does it take to buy it?

[C]

Well, I'm looking to get a truck. So I was looking for a little more than that. But I'm thinking. I don't know if it's realistic, but eight and I'd let it go today.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah, eight.

[E]

Yeah. See, because he's looking to get a truck.

[C]

I've had some pretty high offers.

[E]

That's why he wants eight. If he wanted to get a Hugo, five would be fine. Oh yeah. It's all about what he wants.

[A]

He's had a lot of high offers.

[E]

Yeah, the value of the vehicle itself.

[C]

Has nothing to do with it.

[A]

I just hung up on a Bennett. Ain't gonna work. Our relationship has ended. 800. 807. 234. But I will give six. I love it.

[C]

Why?

[D]

What do you love?

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[D]

What's it take, man?

[A]

Well, I was offered 13, but I'll sell it to you for 10. Okay, well, we've established one thing. What? You're a liar. Yeah, just a stone cold bald faced liar.

[D]

He's gonna give me.

[A]

Tell them the truth. Yeah, tell them you lied.

[D]

They gonna give me 100 grand, but I'll take 10.

[E]

800.

[C]

800.

[A]

7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800.

[C]

Ain't lying to you.

[A]

Radio Bob, did you enjoy our driver last night?

[E]

Yes. Yeah, I have a ball with Karen.

[D]

Who'S the driver and what were you.

[A]

Needing a driver for?

[D]

Well, let's see. They were partying.

[A]

Yeah, we went to the concert.

[D]

So we got to the Ice House, they did a smart thing. They got a driver.

[A]

Well, we have the. Give me the vin has about 20 drivers that go around. Oh, in Dallas, Fort Worth, picking up customer cars. We've got cars. I mean, we've got drivers.

[D]

Why wouldn't you do that? Yeah, perfect.

[A]

So we took her and Babo kept asking her weird questions. I recorded some of that. Did you know that?

[E]

Did you really?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Perfect.

[A]

Yeah, he was at me. He was really odd.

[D]

We should follow Bob O to concert. Just, just follow him.

[A]

Some of the questions he asked her. Have you ever smoked cocaine out of a glass pipe?

[D]

What?

[A]

He was trying to get her to confess to really weird things. And she was like going along with him, like trying to be cool, trying to be nice and like nodding her head. And he just kept going.

[E]

You know, that's. That's advanced interrogation technique, though. I'd wait, you know, five or six minutes, total silence, and then just pop one on. Say, Karen, you ever done time? Nope. I never get in trouble.

[A]

That's what she said.

[D]

Did you actually record some of it?

[A]

I did. I'll have to dig it up to the break.

[E]

There's a nice looking Camaro. I used to have a 68.

[A]

Have you noticed that she's a jack of all trades?

[E]

Board out, five stroke. Did you board out yourself?

[C]

Yep.

[D]

So no matter what you bring up, she's done it or has been there.

[E]

Done it and yourself.

[D]

And a pro.

[A]

It perfected the art. Bob, keep going. Because you're. It's funny that you're saying this. You picked up on that too. I. I've driven with her before and it was just everything. She's done it. She's ridden bulls, she's driven semis. She's ridden bulls, she's hauled bulls. She's probably a veterinarian. You said she paved the roads in Abilene or something.

[D]

I'm going to the air show this weekend.

[E]

I used to fly with the Blue Angels. They messed up his downtown down here. They missed it. I used to paint the streets in Abilene.

[D]

For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

We ran out of yellow one time. We painted pink way before they had, you know, cancer awareness, all that.

[D]

Of course.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, we invented that at Abilene.

[A]

Invented cancer awareness.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Paint the street stripes pink just because you ran out of yellow.

[A]

Hey, John. 13 Ford Expedition Limited with 52. What color?

[C]

Cody Kodiak. Brown metallic.

[A]

Just. Just layman's terms, what color? Like if you're a third grader, what color would that be? Brown.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. It's does. It's got a sunroof, leather roof, nav. 52,000 miles on the 13. What's that rig worth? 20 grand. I need to look that one up. It's worth more than that. Have you. Have you shopped it anywhere?

[C]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay, what's your mission? Because like this sounds like a car that's going to get traded in, not one that's just gonna sell. Is it an El?

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay. What was your mission? I'm sorry I cut you off.

[C]

I just wanna. My wife doesn't really like it. We rather get like a Tahoe or Yukon or something like that.

[A]

Where do you live?

[C]

Athens, Texas.

[A]

I didn't know our station went in down there. Loud and clear.

[C]

92. 5.

[A]

24 grand.

[C]

24 grand?

[A]

Yep. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 05 GT hardtop Mustang. Richard, what city?

[C]

Austin, Texas.

[A]

Austin, Texas. Hey, town. Oh, it's 08. Not 05. Average rough. Average rougher. Clean. Clean.

[C]

It's very clean.

[A]

How long have you had it?

[C]

Since 2010, I believe. Okay.

[A]

Is it leather?

[C]

It's all leather.

[A]

All leather. Weather. All weather leather. All right. Have you been anywhere else to get a bid yet?

[C]

We've been to your website, but we'll see if what you say here is going to be different.

[A]

It's gonna. It should hit it. Hit 10,000.

[C]

10,000?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

What is say what the website. What the computer say.

[C]

7 to 9. Well, it also has Flowmasters on it. I don't know if that makes difference.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you didn't break 44.

[E]

Very.

[D]

Delete.

[A]

7 to 9. 7 to 9. Probably a mileage discrepancy. And then Carfax does have a clean. Carfax.

[C]

We haven't done anything on it, so I assume it probably does.

[A]

Does nine buy it?

[C]

I'd have to talk to my wife about that, but I think so.

[A]

Okay, let's look. Turley, can you get my wife on the phone and we'll get all the talk. Get all the wives.

[D]

Yes, you have the wife. We'll let you do it.

[A]

John, Richard, call back with your wife and I'll get my wife and we'll just. We'll argue over the sales tax. Okay? All right. You ever seen women sit down at lunch and cut up the bill?

[D]

Oh, God. Didn't you have though? You had the salad, but I took the croutons off.

[C]

That's a dollar.

[D]

Yes, I have.

[A]

That's a dollar.

[D]

Oh, that's a dollar.

[A]

We went to get the beers last night before we walked in the Ice House. And I forgot. I was trying to call Bobbo, but he left his phone and didn't bring it. I went to the restroom and he went and bought us three beers. What was that, 40 bucks? Yeah. Yeah. And I was. We were going into the Ice House where. Where the VIP thing is. It's free, right? And I was trying to scream, don't buy it, cuz it's free.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So I mean, like we each had two sips of our beer and when we got in there, we had to throw it away.

[D]

Throw it away? Yeah.

[A]

And then Bobbo refused. Bobbo, the Die Hard party man. He is the Bobinator. Yeah, he drank him, right? He slammed him he slammed him. Bravo.

[E]

Boom, Boom.

[A]

Bravo, Bobo. He sat out there and shotgunned him on the front porch of the. Of the vip. People, don't waste your money. He's not going to waste. So is the beer different that he purchased than the beer inside? No, no. It's just the point. I understand. I had trouble throwing mine away too.

[E]

Yeah, I felt.

[A]

I felt nasty doing it.

[E]

Well, they're starving in Bangladesh.

[D]

Had it been a Coke, would you have had a problem?

[A]

No.

[D]

Here we go.

[E]

You don't want to waste your money.

[A]

I'm an alcoholic. Is that what you're trying.

[D]

I'm just saying it's funny how people look at that and go, I'll throw a bit. That's wasteful.

[A]

I can't throw booze away. That's wasteful.

[E]

That. Now that's alcohol abuse cubes right there.

[D]

Throwing it away. Yeah, yeah. But a Coke's okay. Okay, okay.

[E]

That's not how we roll.

[D]

I got you.

[A]

Oh, man. I'm gonna. This is a rough morning for me.

[D]

Killing me small.

[A]

I'm gonna do like. There's another morning show. There's a. There's a radio personality in Dallas, Fort Worth. I'm going to do the opposite of.

[D]

What he's been doing, which he shows up later, doesn't.

[A]

Shows up later, doesn't show up at all. I don't think I'm gonna. I think I'm gonna leave early today. I don't know if I'm gonna make it.

[E]

Just turn it off at 10:30.

[A]

So what's the top 10 to 10, J?

[D]

Thank you very much. Well, the statues are coming down every.

[A]

Everywhere.

[D]

So we have the top 10 statues that aren't down yet but need to come down. Yeah, yeah. There's a few up.

[E]

There's.

[D]

There's. There's. There's one of Toby Keith. I'll tell you why that needs to come down. There's a couple in New York. There's one of a major rock star that needs to come down.

[A]

Major rocks.

[D]

Major rocks.

[A]

Rush Limbaugh, are you over there? Do I see you? Yes. We don't have. We don't have much time. I just wanted to touch base with you real quick.

[E]

Heard you went out to a big rock and roll concert last night.

[A]

I did.

[E]

How was that?

[A]

It was fine, but I missed the first two acts because I was just sitting in the bar drinking.

[E]

Really? Yeah. I saw Leonard Skynyrd last night.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Listen to this.

[D]

What?

[E]

Would you believe.

[D]

I wouldn't.

[E]

It's not the same lead singer.

[D]

Yeah, well, they died in a plane crash.

[E]

I'm not joking.

[A]

It'd be like the Rush Limbaugh show without Rush.

[G]

Rush.

[A]

Be a Rush impersonator.

[D]

I think Rush is still alive.

[E]

Like, I'm gonna get Hannity to come and sit in on this show.

[D]

The Leonard Skynyrd people died.

[A]

What about the. I noticed that the. The lead singer from Foreigner, he wasn't as old as the other members of the band.

[E]

Another fellow from Foreigner actually is a junior at TCU.

[D]

No, he's. No, I don't.

[E]

It's 20.

[A]

Did you notice when he was singing Dirty White Boy, he was rubbing his ass? It was real odd. Did you see that, Rush?

[E]

I. I did notice that.

[A]

It kind of made me uncomfortable.

[E]

Well, he's fresh out of rehab. Just eight weeks now.

[D]

You know all this.

[E]

Yeah. He's still up. Well, I'm. I'm the news media.

[D]

Yeah. Okay. Kind of.

[E]

No fake news here.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

At the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[D]

I gotcha. Ok.

[E]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

[G]

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[E]

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[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolfe Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Did you hear Pink's version of this, Boba? It's really good. Pink the singer. Good morning, everyone. Oklahoma, Houston, Dallas, South Louisiana, Arkansas, North Louisiana, everybody in between. And of course, Bobbo. Good morning to you, Bobbo.

[E]

Good morning. That girl can sing.

[A]

Which one?

[E]

Pink.

[A]

Pink. Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

A lot of people don't know her.

[A]

Her real name is Alicia.

[E]

Alicia Struthers. Oh, who gives a. Sally Strothers daughter.

[A]

It's not.

[D]

It is. It's not. You just make stuff up.

[A]

Struthers.

[E]

Alicia Struthers.

[A]

That makes sense.

[D]

No, it doesn't. Stop it.

[A]

It kind of does make it worse.

[D]

You're feeding Him.

[A]

Dustin, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Hey, what's up with you?

[C]

Hey, man, I've been listening on the show like, every single weekend for, like, a year now, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Doing a good job.

[A]

We're doing the Lord's work, Dustin.

[D]

We are. Amen.

[C]

No, you're doing the devil's work.

[E]

You know that.

[F]

All right, take it easy now.

[C]

But you appreciate your work there. Double okay.

[F]

Always been a big fan of yours, too, buddy.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

What have you got, man?

[C]

I got a joke for you.

[A]

Is it clean?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Okay, hit it. Get to the punchline. I'm gonna tell you just like I tell Bobbo. Don't string it out too long. Get to the punchline.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

Don't, don't, don't.

[C]

Don't have pricks on the outside.

[D]

I knew you were gonna go there.

[A]

There, that makes sense. That makes sense. What do you drive, Dustin Maza?

[C]

3.

[A]

Bumper Mazda 3. Suck.

[E]

Yeah. What's that got on the inside?

[D]

You guys be nice to him.

[A]

Mazda 3. I hate Mazda. Josh. Good morning on the air.

[E]

God.

[C]

Morning.

[A]

Is your last name. He wrote your last name as White Killer, huh?

[C]

Yeah, that's correct.

[A]

God.

[C]

Really hard for that.

[A]

I bet you. I bet that's a long day that you go through every day. Hi, My name is Mr. White Killer. Yeah, but you're not a black guy, are you?

[C]

No, no.

[A]

That. That would change things.

[C]

Yeah, I would make it difficult.

[E]

You'd never work at an Applebee's.

[A]

White killer. 15 Land Rover LR4. Is it the big package, the middle package, or the low package?

[C]

It's a big one. It's a showroom car.

[A]

So it's got all the gear, does it? LR4? What color?

[C]

The new color that came out in 15. Like that gray color.

[A]

Is it luxury or HSE?

[F]

HSE.

[A]

Okay. What equipment does it not?

[C]

Both.

[A]

What equipment does it not have?

[C]

Got everything.

[A]

Okay, cool. 38, 000 miles on a 15 Rover LR4243. Off the top of my head.

[C]

It'S a little low.

[A]

What's so low about it?

[C]

About six.

[A]

Six thousand.

[E]

Damn.

[A]

What's it take to buy?

[C]

Has to have a five in front of it.

[A]

Oh, you're stone, dude. You're stone. They haven't legalized marijuana in Texas yet.

[E]

Welcome to Applebee's. I'm Mr. White Killer. I'll be your server.

[D]

No. What.

[E]

What would you like to drink?

[D]

What's your Name?

[E]

Would you like an appetizer?

[A]

I'd like a grape drink.

[D]

I like a seated chilies.

[E]

What, you'd like to be at Lisa's table instead?

[A]

No.

[E]

Well, okay, yeah.

[A]

White Killer. That's the damnedest name I've heard spelled.

[D]

Whx.

[A]

That's what it said.

[D]

That's just not right.

[A]

Hey, Michael out in New Mexico, you there? Does your phone work? Mike, he's in Vega, Texas. Yeah, Michael, I said New Mexico, cuz you're right there on the border. Oh yeah, I stayed at the Vega Inn one night on the way to Colorado. I got crabs from just being in one of those beds.

[D]

Just looking at the place.

[A]

Can't stand, we can't talk on top of each other. Mike. 93 GMC Sierra with 240.

[E]

What?

[C]

Yes, sir. It has brand new motor. Yeah, Mission and transfer.

[A]

If I got in it, would I get the crabs? Because that's what I think of when I think of Vega, Texas.

[C]

No, you will not get crabs.

[A]

Okay, Send me a clean bill of health that this thing's been fumigated. No bed bugs, no crabs. No. No LSD and no AC DC. And we'll look at it. 93 Sierra with 250,000 miles. Like I'm gonna drive to Vega, Texas to pick up that home. The Mexicans don't even want it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

You know, as STDs go. And I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be an expert or anything. Crabs is the one that keeps on giving. You know what I mean?

[D]

How do you know? How do you know this?

[E]

How does anybody know this?

[A]

We had. We had it the other night at seafood place. Soft shell crab.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Appetizer. Three of them come out. They're fried. Wife says they look like tarantulas. Jump up on the seat screaming.

[E]

Huh?

[A]

But they did. I've never looked at soft shell crabs and thought of a spider.

[D]

Never.

[A]

But these look like great big spiders.

[E]

They basically are.

[A]

They kind of are.

[E]

They kind of are.

[A]

Think about that. We'll be right back.

[E]

But they're delicious. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[E]

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[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

The working man.

[C]

Bob is the working man.

[E]

Yeah. Love, Yasmine.

[A]

JD Is the working man.

[C]

The working man.

[D]

Harden every day. Every day.

[A]

Turn it up early. Thank you, ma'. Am. Can you sing Getty Lee style, man?

[E]

Not really. That's way up there.

[D]

Can anybody sing anything, man?

[A]

I have a high voice, high pitcher.

[E]

Right?

[A]

Armando, I loved you in that Abba song. Armando. Armando has an 11 Porsche 911 Carrera.

[D]

Yeah, not quite.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Talk louder. Armando, get in the phone. We need to hear what's going on. We're doing real business.

[C]

Yes, sir. Can you hear me?

[A]

Yeah, now I can. Now you're talking like you want to do some business. You're not talking like, you know, like you're just flaky being flaky. Are you here? Are you here to do business? Are you serious?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

All right. I'm not a sir. I'm a john. All right, what have you got? What do you want? What are you trying to sell me?

[C]

I have a 2011 Porsche 911 Carrera.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

His wife has thin leather and navigation.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Every option, a sticker is 125. But I'm trying to get 52,000 for it.

[A]

Why 52?

[C]

Well, I. I'm not getting that much from anybody else, and I thought maybe you could give it to me, John.

[A]

I mean, why 52, not 50 in?

[C]

I really need a. A down payment for my house. And 52,000 is. Is what I'm asking for my vehicle.

[A]

I. I understand, but what. What's wrong with 50? It's odd that you come at me with 52,000.

[E]

What's wrong with 46, huh?

[C]

It's not enough.

[A]

Where you coming up? All right, so if it's an 11 Porsche 911 C4 cab, automatic in that year, the 911. That was before the PDK. The PDK transmission came out in. Is this a stick or an automatic?

[C]

It's an automatic, John.

[A]

Quit saying my name. All right, so why does that bother you? He just Keeps saying John after everything he says.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

It's driving me crazy. You sound like my dad. I'm going to come through there and slap you. Is it's an automatic? Okay, that's it. Okay, I'll give 52,000. I'll give 52,000. Yes, I'll buy it. So does that really bite?

[C]

Oh, oh.

[A]

Okay. Go to the website, give me the vin.com, load it up. Was that fake or real?

[D]

I was wondering.

[A]

He sounded pretty fake. Bob.

[E]

I'm not sure.

[H]

John.

[A]

I don't know. Bob. Bob, what do you think?

[E]

Bob, you ever, you ever eat any chicken in that car? John?

[A]

I don't know. Bob Brandon of 14 GMC Sierra SLE. Four wheel drive, six inch inch lift leather, 35 inch tires. It's got a hundred thousand miles on it. It's 100,000 bob.

[E]

100,000.

[F]

John.

[A]

Brandon, how many? Brandon? Brandon. Brandon, how many miles are on it? Brandon, stop it.

[C]

99, 500.

[A]

Yeah. Brandon, does, does 20,000 buy it? Brandon.

[C]

What? 20 grand?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was looking for like 20, 22, 23.

[A]

You sound like the last guy. 20. We can't. Can't we all just deal in round numbers? Yeah.

[D]

Just kind of get a close.

[A]

So if I give you 21, does that work?

[C]

That, that might get it.

[A]

I don't want to might. I want to buy the damn thing. How much is it? I'm the angry car buyer. I'm like the soup Nazi. Oh God. Call me later.

[D]

No car for you.

[A]

I get. I asked him a question, he won't give me a number. He wants to start talking it. He's like my old lady.

[D]

Wow, wow, wow, wow. So we have anger with your father and anger with the old lady now?

[A]

Just angry.

[D]

You're angry in general? Yeah. You're edgy cuz you're tired.

[A]

I hate it when people sit there and say my freaking name over and over again. Want to slap the hell out because.

[D]

Your dad did that.

[A]

What is that about?

[D]

Yes, you said, you just said you sound like my dad. Yeah, you did.

[A]

Nah, he really didn't say my name like that. It's just annoying. I feel like somebody's trying to sell me something and they just there and say. John. Yeah, John. Hi. What do you want? John. How about your name? John? I mean once you shut up and hang up.

[E]

The old entry greeting.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

At a lot of dealerships, right. My name is Bobbo. You are?

[A]

Yeah, my, my name is. Shut up. What have you got? How much is it?

[E]

Well. Shut up.

[F]

Wow.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

The ESPN auction this week.

[D]

Turley oh, my God, this story.

[A]

This is the damnedest.

[D]

ESPN apologized on Tuesday for a fantasy football segment of an auction draft where black players were mostly sold to white male bidders. And nobody thought that was a problem. Nobody. ESPN went, hey, Jimmy, can I talk to you outside the hall?

[A]

Did they really apologize?

[D]

Yeah, they did. They finally came out. Well, maybe not the best idea. A social media reaction to the segment was part of the 28 hour fantasy marathon. Was mixed, actually. Many comparing the outdoor scene to a modern day.

[A]

Let me guess. The white people liked it and the black people hate it.

[D]

I guess you're probably right, dude.

[E]

It looked. It looked like a rehearsal for a Chappelle skit.

[A]

It really, really did. It was amazing. It was so bad. You're watching it with your jaw open. Like, how did they. How did no one stop?

[D]

Yeah, the producers.

[A]

Audio of it. Yeah. Next up for auction, we got Antonio Brown. Do I hear $20. Bid? 1, 2, 33, 35. 30 here. 40 bid 1, 41 bid. 2, 3, 4, 5. 45. We all aren't all done. Sold 44 to the man up front, the crazy man, Wild man.

[D]

Oh, that's fun.

[A]

And he's holding up a picture, of course, of Antonio Brown. Is. Do you have the other one? No, I mean, that's only. That was amazing. It's so bad. Has no one. So, DJ Pre K. I want your opinion on what you think of this, since this is your people we're talking about. So what was everybody pissed off about? The white people? No. Auction.

[D]

No, no, no. Because just when it was the black people and white guys buying them, that it was like, hey, wait a minute. Haven't we seen this before?

[A]

Dj, did you see the slave auction on espn?

[H]

I think they some damn fools who.

[A]

Espn?

[H]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I mean, what did you think that that did to your people, man?

[H]

I think, you know, my people have been oppressed for so many years, and it just keeps on going, man.

[D]

I want to slap you in.

[A]

A network like ESPN does something that.

[H]

Out of taste, it's messed up.

[D]

You wonder. Yeah, I mean, that had to come up in a meeting, and everybody around the table had to go, yeah, that's a good idea. Then go to a producer, then it goes to a director, then it goes to a writer, and then it finally gets on the radio and tv and everybody goes, oh, man, how do. How do we miss this?

[E]

All right, right. Network TV goes through committee for everything.

[D]

Committees, man.

[E]

I don't know how it's possible.

[A]

Dj, what do you think? Are you gonna do anything about it to show your people.

[H]

Obviously we gotta link up in protest.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[A]

I agree.

[H]

Where's the ESPN offices at Bristol?

[D]

I don't know Bristol. We're going mount up any regulations that need to come down. Possibly. Speaking of that. Let's see here people. This is fun. This is fun. People have made bad decisions. If you put a. A Chick fil A. What's the thing? We know one thing about Chick fil a besides this. Sell chicken. What day of the week are they closed?

[A]

Sunday.

[D]

Sunday. So what would be the dumbest place to put one place?

[A]

Church?

[D]

No. How about the Atlanta Falcons stadium? They put one in there and it's closed every Sunday. And there are only one Thursday night game all year. Again, that had to go through a committee of people. And all these people had to make this decision to put a Chick Fil a inside the stadium.

[A]

Whose fault is. Is that Chick Fil A's fault or the Falcons? Cuz I'm sure they have to pay a fee. Yes. So they're just paying a fee for the hell of it just to have their sign in there, basically.

[D]

But to build a restaurant inside a stadium where there's going to be this predominantly used on.

[A]

Have they legalized marijuana in Georgia?

[D]

Clearly, obviously.

[A]

800-800-72-34.

[E]

Yeah, I think I'd just be open on Sunday anyway.

[D]

Well, but the cat, what's his name? Truett. Kathy made that decision to close back in 1946 when he opened his very first restaurant in Hapsville, Georgia.

[A]

What's the deal with your clay? The gay people like them or don't like them.

[D]

They. They don't. I think they don't.

[A]

I forgot which side they're on.

[D]

Yeah, I'm not sure it's a real Christian organization and it's. They hire great kids and they're very polite. My pleasure. Thank you very much for your.

[A]

I could use some chick fil a right now.

[D]

Yeah, Chick Fil a sounds good.

[A]

You know that place has been around forever. When I was a kid it was in the malls. Nobody cared about it. And now it's all the rage.

[D]

Well, because it got controversy.

[A]

I don't think that's why it's all the rage. It had. I mean it's been popular for about 10 years now. Seven years.

[E]

Oh man. 30.

[A]

No, no, no. I mean popular like where there's two rows going around the.

[D]

Right.

[A]

There's two rows of cars going.

[D]

It looks like an in and out burger just opened.

[A]

Right.

[D]

And at noon you can't.

[A]

It's been around for years.

[E]

There are a lot more of them now. Location wise, too. Used to be there would be one and one and then all.

[D]

You better get there.

[E]

11:30.

[A]

You're gonna need to switch mics. Matthew 15, Ford Mustang, 42 Coupe, Turbo 4 EcoBoost. God, that's a lot of information. Cloth automatic.

[D]

What's payoff?

[C]

What's that?

[A]

What's the payoff?

[C]

16 5.

[A]

It's gonna be close. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[D]

800, 840 for those new to givemetheven.com. how long does that take? Is that gonna be like half my day?

[A]

No, it takes about 45 seconds.

[D]

45 seconds, that's the cool part. That's like you. Nobody will believe how quick that is.

[A]

It'll give you the bid right there.

[D]

But all I need really is the VIN number. Do you put pictures of then or later?

[E]

Right.

[A]

Then's great.

[D]

Okay. I've never done the process, actually.

[A]

Well, are you gonna sell your car, bud?

[D]

Not. Not this week. I like the Caddy, Bob.

[A]

What's that Batman character?

[D]

What? Batman?

[A]

That you came up with last night?

[E]

Oh, what were we talking about?

[A]

Oh, the gobbler.

[E]

J.D. weird. You were saying, you know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna show up like an hour late in the morning. Yeah. JD Will just carry the first hour and be like. It'd be like his Batman villain, the Gobbler.

[D]

I like that. That's what I would sound like.

[E]

But we were really high. It was really funny at the time.

[D]

At the time it was funny. I guess.

[E]

What would he. What would he say, Bob?

[A]

It sounded about like Ice Cube singing Take Me up to the Ball Game. Did you hear that this week?

[D]

No.

[E]

Was it good?

[A]

Let's hear. All right, Chicago, help me with this. 1, 2, 3. Take me out to the walking.

[E]

Take me out to the crowd.

[A]

Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I don't care if we ever get back. It's just.

[E]

If they don't win, it's a shame.

[A]

Cause it's 1, 2, 3 strikes and around at the.

[D]

Pretty rough.

[A]

Pretty rough. Pretty rough. Dave Houston. Dave, good morning. Dave in Houston. Good morning.

[C]

Hey, good morning, sir. How are you doing?

[A]

Good, good. 07 LS 460 Lexus with a buck 25 on it. What color?

[C]

Not a buck 25 is a buck 26.

[A]

Okay. Well, that changes everything.

[C]

It's a silver.

[F]

No problem.

[C]

Silver. 7 exterior, civic, interior wear, rear executive package.

[A]

Is it the long body or the regular?

[C]

Is it a what?

[A]

The long body? The extended one.

[C]

The l. No, no, it's not.

[A]

It's not the extended average, rough or clean?

[C]

I say average. You mean as far as title.

[A]

Hey, grand.

[C]

Cosmetic.

[A]

Hey, grand.

[C]

Eight grand.

[A]

Eight grand.

[E]

Damn.

[C]

Oh. Oh. Twelve, five on it.

[A]

You're flipped. Go see a preacher. Get a preacher in a backhoe. Somebody get this guy buried. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

I can tell your attitude change as soon as you get food in you.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You're kind of like. You're a little happier now.

[A]

I needed some. Man, I'm hurting. That concert last night, anytime I go out with Babo, I drink too much and I'm.

[D]

I'm contact high.

[A]

Yeah, because he smokes grass like a what? Like the marble man.

[E]

I didn't see anything like that going on.

[A]

Yeah, and it just admitted it.

[E]

Bob, why do you tell stories like that?

[A]

I didn't mean to tell. I'm not trying to tell a story. Hey, Troy, a 14 Camry with 25, 000 miles is worth about 12,000 or 10 to 12. I need to see it, though. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay.

[D]

All right.

[A]

All right, 800, 800, 7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. Of my cars on the radio, She's my best friend's girl. She used to be my.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

When he got a pina colada at Trader Vic's and his hair was gorgeous. Do you know where Traders Vic's is?

[E]

Trader Vic's?

[A]

Yeah, he bet. Where?

[E]

Yeah, we have one here in Fort Worth.

[A]

I think that's. That's a different Trader Vicks. Oh, that's Trader Joe's.

[E]

Oh, okay. Trader Vicks is like an old tropical.

[A]

Hawaiian in New York City.

[E]

Blue out style bar.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

London.

[A]

His hair was gorgeous over in London. I saw Warren Zevon at the Double diamond in Aspen, Colorado.

[D]

What's a double diamond?

[A]

In 1987, when I was in high snow, maybe it was 1990. I was just a bar. I saw Fleetwood would make there too. Just a cool hanging out. Aspen is just a cool place. Aspen's the coolest place in the United States of America, in my opinion. It's expensive. Oh, very gabby. Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, hey, hey. What you got?

[C]

I got a 2011 Challenger 392. 31,000 miles.

[A]

Okay. Leather roof, navigation.

[C]

Yeah, it's got black leather. It's got the green inserts.

[A]

What color's the car?

[C]

The sunroof. It's that hulk green.

[A]

Oh, I like that. Okay. You know, it's a mid-20s car. It's right there in. In the mid-20s. 24. 25 grand.

[C]

Yeah, CarMax hit it at 24. And I'm. I'm trying to get a new Camaro, so if you can beat that, I'll. I'll do it.

[A]

I'll give 25 grand with that color.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Where do you live?

[C]

What I need to do.

[A]

Where do you live?

[C]

I'm in a Grand Prairie.

[A]

Grand prairie. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Say Wolf put 25 grand. Well, let say I sold my car to John on the air this morning for 25, 000. Please send me a purchase order. Please send me a purchase. Awesome.

[C]

I'll do it. I'll do it right now.

[A]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

Casey, good morning, Johnny. How you doing?

[A]

Good morning.

[D]

You look lovely. Are you hungover?

[A]

I'm touch a touch.

[D]

Casey can tell. Casey knows that look. Hey, you know what? All statues are coming down all over this lovely country. And so we've come up with a list. Here's the top 10 statues that aren't down yet, but maybe should be down or some people want to take them down. Are you ready? Top 10 statues that do need to come down. Number 10, Tom Landry at AT&T Stadium. Jerry wants to replace it with him in his purty new gold jacket. The A AIDS awareness statue of Freddie Mercury. The AIDS awareness awareness statue of Freddie Mercury.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

All right. How about the number eight? Thank you. The Elvis statue of Dunkin Donuts in Memphis. The statue of Bob Marley outside the Benny Ford clinic. The giant statue of Sam Houston on I45 in Huntsville, Texas. No political reason, mind you. It's just damn scary for when you're drunk. The statue of Toby Keith in Oklahoma City after the sex change. Hannah Montana statue of Miley Cyrus at the back alley of Disney World. Some people don't even know it's there. That's where she lost her virginity for the ninth time. The statue of Bobbo outside the chicken check in buoy. Speaking of buoy, that 20 foot tall Bowie knife statue's gotta come down. It's just too aggressive. The statue of John Clay Wolf in Vernon, Texas needs to be moved to Sundance Square, Fort Worth, baby. That was number one. Thanks for keeping up. And there's your top 10 statues that need to come down. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stuff.

[A]

Thanks Kelly. Yes. 05F 354 wheel drive with 6 inch. This is Kelly right here. Kelly, good morning. You on the air?

[C]

Hey, how you doing?

[A]

Good. Good one sitting.

[C]

Hey, I got a 05 Ford F350 King Ranch with 50, about 58 grand on it. It's got an aftermarket backup camera and navigation. Also the motor's got a six zero but it's also bulletproof. I haven't had it totally gone through but they. I got a stage two turbo on it.

[A]

Sounds like a nice truck. Why are the miles so low?

[C]

What's that?

[A]

Why are the miles so low? That's very low for that.

[C]

I bought. I bought a brand new in 05 and I just used it to tow my boat.

[A]

Okay. Does 20 grand buy it?

[C]

Oh come on.

[A]

No, it's an old fox.

[C]

Right around 23. 24.

[A]

Okay then go to givemetheven.com and send me the pictures and say 23 buys it. Let's look. Let me see.

[C]

All right.

[A]

I want to buy it. Tommy and Forney. 14 Vet LT2. 27000 miles leather. What color? Tommy. Tommy. Corvette. Tommy. 38 grand. If you can hear me. I can't hear you. Hang up. 92F250 Dentin is too. I mean Denton, that truck's too old to do in the air. Can you just go to the website?

[C]

Oh, okay. Sure.

[A]

Thanks man. Givemetheven.com 07 Tundra was 60. Nathan is an extended cab crew. Cab. What? Cab.

[C]

It's an extended cab.

[A]

Two wheel or four wheel drive?

[C]

Two wheel drive. It's a trd off road edition.

[A]

Is it? Is it? Is it, is it 12,000?

[C]

No man, that's too low.

[A]

So 07 is 10 years old. Two wheel drive. How much is it?

[C]

14.

[A]

Okay. Right. Write me a note. Go to, go to. Go to givemetheven.com put 14 buys and here's the pictures. Here's the VIN. Yep. 800. 800 7234. 03 town car with 74,000 miles.

[C]

Yes sir.

[A]

What color?

[C]

Burgundy.

[A]

Is that yours or did you hear it?

[C]

No, it. I'm. I'm the son. It's. My dad turned 90 and he doesn't drive anymore.

[A]

No, I understand. All the, all the town cars and grand marquis and stuff like that. That's what we see. Sounds like a three thousand dollar car. Maybe four.

[C]

You're not even close.

[A]

Well, let me. Arthur, that's fine. Let me. Let me. Let me be honest. Honest. I buy and sell 250 cars a week. I bid a thousand cars a week. I sit here and trade these commodities every minute of every day. I know exactly what this thing's worth. I'm very close. You're wrong. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[E]

Radio in the nose.

[A]

No, no, no. I mean, I just. When somebody just tells me, I'm like, off the money.

[E]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

I'm. I'm not trying to be rude.

[D]

They don't know.

[A]

That's fine.

[E]

They don't know.

[D]

They just.

[A]

Hey, man, I hear them. You know what that car cost back in.03?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

$40,000. It's only got 70,000 miles on. How could it depreciate that much? Yeah, because nobody wants the body style.

[D]

Makes sense that.

[A]

I mean, you know that plaid jacket from that Armani made.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

In 1979 or 82. You know what? I gave $2,000 for it. Nobody wants it now. The. The thrift shop won't even take it.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Sometimes if it's out of style, things change.

[D]

Styles change.

[A]

Out of style. Randy.

[I]

Hey, dude.

[A]

Hey.

[E]

Hey.

[I]

Those cars are pretty good for us. That's a good car for chipmunks to live in.

[D]

What is in the winter time. What's which car?

[I]

What you do. You find the abandoned car and you.

[D]

Move the whole family in an abandoned car?

[A]

Yeah.

[I]

You stay dried warm. Of course, It. It'll tear up a car.

[D]

Well, yeah.

[I]

Living in the Titmucks. That's why I stay in the tree.

[D]

You stay all winter?

[A]

Yeah. You having a good summer, J.D.

[D]

I'M having a great summer. So far it's been fantastic. Why? Why, man?

[A]

I would.

[I]

I got a job.

[D]

You got a gig this summer?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

What have you been doing?

[I]

Well, we find out, you know, that the. The Great Coon is coming on Monday.

[D]

The great. You mean the solar eclipse?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

The Great Coon.

[A]

Yeah. Why do you call it the great?

[I]

Well, our culture. That's like a big deal. Solar eclipse.

[D]

Well, it's a big deal for everybody.

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

Why? What's this great Coon thing?

[I]

Well, Cause you got like a three minute window.

[A]

Of what?

[I]

All the humans will be looking up at the sky.

[D]

Oh, here we go.

[I]

And you make off with as much grub as you can.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay. So it's a big festival for you?

[I]

Yeah. Well, it's a big heist.

[D]

Big.

[I]

It's not like the long pond they're.

[D]

All looking up at the sky.

[I]

It's more of a smashing grass.

[D]

By the way, we still gotta tell adults, don't look at the sun. Don't look at it.

[A]

Why not?

[D]

Because it'll burn your eyes, you silly little chipmunk.

[I]

I don't think that's true.

[D]

It is true.

[I]

Huh?

[A]

Are you sure? Yes.

[I]

Well, why do they keep telling everybody?

[A]

Look.

[D]

Eclipse. Don't look directly at this.

[I]

Look everybody. It's eclipse.

[D]

I know. All right, so you're having a big day on Monday. Big heist.

[I]

Yeah, we hope to make off with lots of nuts.

[D]

Okay.

[I]

Yeah. Stock up for the fall time.

[D]

Oh, it is.

[I]

Football season's coming.

[D]

Getting ready to be winter.

[I]

Time to start betting.

[D]

Oh, that's right, you're. I forgot, you're a gamble aholic.

[I]

Yeah, I think Jay Cutler's 4 to 1 odds to be knocked out with an injury by week three.

[E]

Really?

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

I gotcha.

[I]

Good money on that.

[D]

That sounds like really good money. Yeah.

[I]

Stick with me, kid. I'll make you a billionaire.

[D]

Did you make any money last year gambling?

[A]

No.

[D]

I didn't think so.

[I]

I just kind of pick it up in the NBA playoffs. A lot of money there.

[D]

Yeah. Okay, you bet.

[I]

I get all my friends come over to the tree.

[D]

Yeah.

[I]

We'll eat nuts and drink beer. Oh, and they don't leave with a dollar one.

[D]

Really? Yeah, man.

[I]

Can't just sit around.

[A]

No, you take.

[I]

Okay, bye, everybody.

[D]

See you, bud.

[A]

See you, Randy.

[D]

See you.

[A]

Thank you, sir.

[D]

And I'm all excited.

[A]

Philip O O Cummins 2500. Two wheel drive, Tool Drive 300,000 miles.

[C]

Yeah. Clean truck though.

[A]

Okay. Boy, I have to see it. I'm thinking 3,000, 2,000. Two to 345 out of it. You're just buying a motor at that point. 325,000. If it was a four wheel drive, we'd have no problem. But with the two wheel drive in that body style, I don't know. Shoot me a picture. Let me look at it, I'll. And right on there. What it takes. Go to givemetheven.com Carlos A10 Wrangler. Four wheel drive clock, cloth, three lift kit. 10 Wrangler. Is it a four door? It's a two door cloth top. Cloth top, soft top.

[C]

It's got a soft top.

[A]

Automatic or stick? Automatic, three and a half inch lift. I'm. I'm a 10, 11, 12 grand guy. I need to see it, man.

[C]

It's like.

[A]

No, I hear you. I hear you. If it's a four door, I Know exactly what to hit it. The. The. It's. It. I'll buy this truck in a heartbeat. Where's it located?

[C]

Well, it's in fair land, but it's a jeep wrangler.

[A]

Right.

[C]

They're pretty popular. So anyways, yeah, we're asking 195 for.

[A]

Oh, no, it won't do that as a. As a two door. Two door? No, you can buy 15s. You can buy 15s for 20 grand as a two door.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yep. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Listen, this one, Michael. Damn. It's always a two wheel drive. 95F350, but 34000 miles. Is that right?

[E]

Wow.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Really good miles. I need to see pictures of it first. Step one on a scale of one to ten. How nice is it?

[C]

It's very clean.

[A]

Okay, so it doesn't look like. All right, where. What city?

[C]

Magnolia, Mississippi.

[A]

How'd you find us?

[C]

Listen to you on the radio.

[A]

All right, good, good, good. Go to givemetheven.com. let's see some pictures of this thing. And I. It's so old in solo miles, I'm gonna have to think about it. How much is it?

[C]

I'm asking, I'm asking. 5.

[A]

Yeah, I will probably get it bought.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All right, man. Thanks.

[D]

Done.

[A]

Done. 03 vet with 80. Leather, leather, coupe, automatic. Paul sticker. Automatic Stick stick. Average. Rough or clean?

[C]

Clean.

[A]

Clean. 030303. But the what?

[C]

The store for seven years.

[A]

Okay. Is it yours for seven years, you buy it?

[F]

Mine?

[C]

I've had it for since.

[A]

Oh, three was ten grand. Buy it.

[C]

No.

[A]

Should.

[C]

Well, Corvettes of Houston turned it into a pro street car. It's got 200 miles on a rebuild.

[A]

I don't even want it. It's too crazy.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I mean, I mean, I do, but I don't. But I mean, I just. Yeah. When they're that like real heavy like cam to cars, that scares people off.

[C]

Well, it blows cold air conditioning.

[A]

Yeah. How much is it?

[E]

Thank goodness.

[C]

I was asking 18 for it.

[A]

It's a hard car to sell if you find the guy that wants that pro street mod kind of deal. Of course they'd pay for it because you know, it costs more than that to build it.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But I, you know, I'm. I'm 10, 11, 12. I need to see it. Yep. Thanks, man. Oh, six Lexus is 250 with 160. Mike, it sounds like a three grand rig to me.

[C]

Three. Three GS. Okay. Yeah, that sounds about right.

[A]

All right, go to the website. And sell it to us. Fifteen Silverado, Texas edition with seven two wheel drive. Donald, Big back door or small? Back door.

[C]

Small.

[A]

Small back door. 20, 20, 20. 20. 20. 20. 20, 20 what? 22. Is that right?

[C]

22.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Very close.

[A]

All right, let's buy it. Go to the website. Give me the vin.com. load it up. 12 Suburban with leather, two wheel drive. Chris, 20 grand.

[C]

Yep, that's just what I was thinking.

[A]

All right. Go website.

[C]

Yeah, I did right here.

[A]

Chris, go to the website. Load it up. Let's buy it. I like this. People are hitting me with cars that I can buy high.

[E]

Sure.

[A]

And we're talking real tur. It's like the last four. Four calls seem like we actually did business.

[D]

Yeah. You getting. Getting the ball.

[A]

You know, the radio stuff is flaky. The stuff we do online.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Is real. But the calls, a lot of them are flaky. A lot of people are they just kicking tires or want to be heard on the radio?

[D]

Maybe they want to see how it works.

[A]

They just want to talk to Bobbo. Really.

[D]

That's exactly.

[A]

I think they have a heart.

[D]

Yes, they love that too.

[A]

Bobo.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Will you take us out?

[E]

Yes, sir. Please don't go anywhere. We'll be back with more of this week's edition of the John Clay Wolf show. Right after this. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[B]

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[A]

Showers. Old times. This makes you tear up.

[D]

So sick of this statue thing.

[A]

Look away. Look away.

[D]

These things have been up for hundreds of years.

[A]

Years.

[D]

What's why. Now I know why.

[A]

Give me a peanut butter jelly.

[E]

I don't want.

[A]

Give me a peanut butter jelly sandwich.

[D]

Because it was a slow. It was a slow summer for news. And the news people got together and went, what can we do what can we stir up?

[E]

Dude, that's insane.

[D]

That's so true. You're out of your mind if you don't think they do that. You really don't think the news networks feed this stuff and see that really.

[E]

Old age is really, really.

[D]

You don't really think they get together and make what? Let me ask you how the news. How the news networks make money? How do they make money, Bobbo? They play commercials. What are those commercials worth when more people watch, Bobbo? They're worth more money, Bobbo. So how do they get people to watch? Because there's nothing going on.

[A]

I hear it in your voice. Why don't you just go over and kick the hell out?

[D]

I want to punch him right in the face.

[A]

Just go punch him in the face.

[E]

Commercials.

[A]

If he punches you in the face, will you be upset? You're so hungover. Do you even care?

[D]

I don't think you care.

[E]

No, I think we could.

[A]

We could go with punch him in the face and knock him smooth out of his chair.

[D]

Yeah, that could be kind of fun.

[E]

Yeah, why don't you do that?

[D]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[A]

Hey, Diane.

[E]

Good morning show. After that.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Be only Diane McCool.

[D]

Me.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Hey. So should JD punch Bobbo in the face? We'll find out.

[C]

2011 Silverado. 2500 H. See?

[A]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[C]

Stock.

[A]

What color?

[C]

White.

[A]

Oh, does it have a sunroof?

[C]

Oh, it's got a sunroof. It's fully loaded.

[A]

I think it's 20. 20. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. 25 grand.

[C]

Got an offer. 27 from a dealership.

[A]

Okay. Well, they got to see it. It must be pretty. Why didn't you take it? It.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

Why did you not take it?

[C]

We didn't like the vehicle. They wanted to get us into a 2017 with a long frame.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And it's just not conducive to city driving.

[A]

What does it take to buy this truck?

[C]

27.

[A]

Okay, so if I give you 27, I bought the truck.

[C]

Come get it.

[A]

All right, well, then load it in the system. Let's do it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Thanks.

[E]

She.

[A]

I think she put me together. Bobo. Yeah. I think she took me down that road, and I just bit.

[D]

You just snapped on it.

[A]

That's fine. I. I think I give women more money than I do men, and that's why they have their gals call Courtney. Good morning. You're on there.

[C]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

See, I answered Courtney.

[C]

03 Tahoe.

[A]

Oh, three Tahoe with 146 average. Rougher. Clean.

[C]

It's pretty clean.

[A]

Is the seat all blown out in it like a big old fat guy sat in it?

[C]

No, it's. It's starting to wear, but it's not blown out yet.

[A]

What do you weigh?

[C]

What's that?

[A]

What do you weigh?

[C]

146.

[A]

Oh, that's not too bad.

[D]

Oh, not bad at all.

[C]

No, it's just a rub, you know. It's a rub mark. You can see it.

[A]

That tells me what the kind of shape the seats. If he said 346 and it's got that age on it, it's different. 146. What's your girlfriend way or your wife?

[C]

About 120.

[A]

Y' all are y' all some fit folk.

[D]

Yeah. I'm telling you, you're both spinners, right?

[A]

You're both spinners. Don't spit each other.

[C]

We're liking it.

[A]

I don't know, man. 3,000 old body style. 150, 000 miles. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. So the statues, you know, I want to talk about statues with the man that knows the inside line of everything. He's the voice. He's the voice of America.

[D]

Oh, you think he's around?

[A]

He's the conservative mind of the United States.

[D]

And he knows more about the statue thing.

[A]

Yes. Rush Limbaugh. Good morning.

[E]

I thought you were talking about me, John.

[D]

Who else would it be?

[E]

This has been going on for decades. We used to have one of Corazon, the conquistador, down here in Florida. Yeah, well, he took it down.

[D]

Why?

[E]

I don't know that. The Seminole Nation got themselves all bunched up something about, you know, what do they call that when a country takes over another country? The imperialistic nature of the. Of the Spanish. I like the Spanish.

[D]

Yeah, of course.

[E]

What's the deal?

[D]

What's it. Well, the statues are coming down everywhere.

[E]

What they should do, so ridiculous, is take these statues.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

That are making a. A bit of the minority populace of this country.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And put them inside Buc Ees.

[D]

Buc Ees. Why buy Bucky's. Bucky's statues inside Bucky's.

[E]

Look at them out there in Texas.

[D]

Like right up there with the. With the chipmunk or whatever. They have.

[A]

Beaver. Beaver.

[E]

With the. The beaver nuts.

[D]

The beaver.

[A]

Beaver nuts.

[D]

Beaver nuggets.

[E]

Beaver nuggets.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You put it right at the end of the jerky aisle. All these statues you can browse the Patsy Cline songbook.

[D]

I got you.

[E]

There's a statue of John Anderson right from 1975. He's still got his hair. He does really something.

[D]

That's greatness.

[E]

He had a statue of Nixon. I. Yeah, they had a clearance sale. They sold it for 35.99. Really?

[A]

Really.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I had no idea so much was happening at BUC EE's.

[E]

And a free fill up.

[D]

Oh, that's a great idea. Put them all there.

[E]

Have a slurpee. Oh, that's Slurpee. And some beaver nuggets. A little turkey jerky.

[A]

Now what does this have to do with statues?

[D]

I have no idea.

[E]

Well, you just have to find a suitable place to put the statue. Rather than tear them down, we'll just move them to a place where they can be enjoyed.

[D]

Appreciate it by anything people.

[A]

What you are suggesting is move the Confederate war statues to BUC EE's. Put them right inside by the beaver nuggets.

[E]

Right around from the John Wayne section.

[D]

There's not a John Wayne section.

[E]

They have a whole John Wayne section.

[D]

No, they don't.

[E]

It's like I have to tell you, you live in Texas. You don't even know about buckies.

[D]

Have you ever been in a bucky?

[E]

I've got an entire John Wayne section. You can buy a John Wayne plate. John Wayne pocket knife.

[D]

You have been doing drugs again.

[E]

That's absolutely True. John Wayne AM FM transistor radio.

[A]

Chris in Houston with a 99 Grand Prix with 170. Are you there? Oh my God.

[C]

Yeah, I'm here.

[A]

Yeah. Do you live in a same story. I always tell people that call me with these old Grand Prix. Do you like live near a dumpster? Throw it in the dumpster. Throw it in the.

[C]

They charge. They charge more for the season. What the car's worth, man.

[A]

Well then, then do this. Just leave it. Just leave it. And the city will pick it up and they'll put it in the. In the city. In the city auction and they'll get a bond of time and be out of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givethe Vin Do.

[E]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[E]

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[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

So, Bobbo, you don't think the dude singing last night at the Foreigner concert was the real singer?

[E]

I don't think he's the original singer. He's actually very good. Yeah, he's actually very good. We make fun. We poke fun at Foreigner.

[D]

Who's the original singer?

[E]

Wasn't it Lou Graham?

[D]

Lou Graham.

[A]

Well, the guitar player looked like he was about 87. Yeah, he looked like that Grateful Dead video, right where it had the. The skeletons playing the instruments.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But he was great. He was great. Dude. If I'm 87 and can play guitar.

[E]

Like that, he was good.

[A]

I even liked his shirt. He still has good taste, right?

[E]

It's just like Chicago when they trot out the little flute player because he's the only remaining original member.

[A]

That's not true.

[E]

They bring this old guitarist out last night. Here's, you know, Stan Jordan. He goes.

[A]

Back when we wrote Blue Monday.

[E]

Yeah, it was actually on a Monday morning.

[D]

That really happened in the concert railing.

[A]

Good morning. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

He sang it just like that.

[D]

Just like that.

[E]

It put a lot of texture into it, you know?

[D]

I like to hear it.

[E]

Yeah, it was like a new. A new version of it.

[A]

So we're driving, we get a driver and Baba. I look up, I'm in the backseat. I look up, and Baba's jacking with our driver.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And just starting to ask random crazy.

[D]

Questions I can't even imagine.

[A]

And I was like, wait, I need to record this. So I don't know if you know this. I just pushed recording. When I threw my phone between you, I had it recording here. Here's here. Here's a moment of Bobbo talking to our driver last night.

[D]

Man, this is great.

[E]

That's cool. I won't see you until Saturday.

[C]

So what you ask her?

[E]

She knows where to get some cocaine. Nasal, of course. It's not hard. Hazel, you know what you do you go to the O'Reilly store. Man 6 the morning on Monday. That's where they all are. That's where your dealers hang out at O'Reilly's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Putting the front end winch on my 5.0, man.

[D]

Oh, auto parts.

[B]

Did you hear the lady?

[A]

The driver said, yeah, yeah. Heard these crazy stories he makes.

[D]

So, yeah, that's where you got. And then the. Came down and took my crack cocaine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

We. I had. I had been riding with her for about a half hour before we met up with John. So I was accustomed to her response.

[D]

And you had maybe. Maybe had a couple in you. Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought.

[E]

Maybe.

[D]

Sound like it?

[E]

Maybe.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Turn the light bulb, you know, it's all in motion. It's like the.

[E]

The southern hemisphere.

[A]

What are y' all talking about?

[E]

Just like the jet stream scope. Real life real nice. And you get a little tender of smoke starts coming out of that rock, you know, and you get it just going, right. You got a big pin in your mouth with no insides. So you get in there. Your best friend since the second grade is sitting right next to you at a little card table. Not even an actual table, but a fold up card table sitting right next to you, shaking his hands, going, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning.

[A]

It, you're burning it.

[D]

Let me do it.

[A]

And she was just laughing at these ridiculous stories and acting like. Like she's done this. Like exactly what he's saying. I was just sitting there like, what the hell am I listening to?

[D]

It's like a alternate universe.

[A]

What is. What. Where are we?

[D]

The head of Bobbo.

[A]

Let me bid a couple cars real quick. Philip@05 Duramax. Four wheel drive with 200. Is it leather or cloth?

[C]

Cloth.

[A]

What city are you in, sir?

[C]

Oklahoma City.

[A]

Oklahoma City. Listening to us on K Brew the Brew the Brew Crew. Cab or extended cab?

[C]

Single cab.

[A]

I need to see it. Probably 7,000. Go to. Give me the vin.com loaded up 98 town car with 110 JoJo. I don't know, a couple things about 1500. 2000. All right, I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 92 Wrangler with 160. Cherie. The age in the miles. I'm definitely gonna need to see it before I should bid it. Unless. Is it nice or is it kind of rough?

[C]

Oh, no, it's nice.

[A]

Where are you located?

[C]

The car is in Lafayette, Louisiana. I'm in the Woodlands.

[A]

I have an office in Scott, which is in Lafayette, Louisiana. Okay, so we can get it done right there. No sweat. Go to give me the Venda. Is it your kids or your boyfriends? What's the story?

[C]

No, it's a friend.

[A]

Okay, have them go to give me the VIN and load it up with the pictures and we'll get it bought.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And get it loaded. Things 15 super cab, platinum Super Cab. You mean Super Crew Ross?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

SuperCrew Platinum 4 wheel drive with a 31.

[C]

What year was the body at the FX4 package?

[A]

What year was the body style change?

[C]

This is the brand new, the aluminum body.

[A]

Okay, so it's 31000 miles. What color?

[C]

Black with a burgundy interior.

[A]

Sounds like 35 grand to me.

[C]

Oh no, I've already been offered 41.

[A]

Bull. You're lying.

[E]

Oh, too damn high.

[A]

No, he would have taken that. I'm sitting here thinking about King Ranches and those and that and 30000 miles. Nope. Even maybe he's not lying. That's a strong word. But he's being misinformed. Misinformed on a trade swap. That's not real.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Nope. Okay. Cuz that's. That's off retail. Doesn't make any sense. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Prek.

[H]

What's up?

[A]

What's up, Whitey?

[H]

Blackie in the flesh.

[A]

8 Mile, Eminem.

[H]

Sir, yes sir.

[A]

All that. All of it in one.

[H]

All that.

[A]

So what are you doing with us right now?

[H]

Got another segment of white, black, Latino or other everybody's favorite game show where I read a story and y' all tell me the race of the person.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[H]

So this time I've got somebody who is a drunk fool and walked up to some lady's fence and started urinating on it. So she pulls out her phone, starts recording it and then it's about 11:30am in mid damn daylight. So this fool starts taking off his clothes on the camera and start to getting it on with the fence.

[A]

What?

[D]

What?

[H]

A chain link fence this fool's getting on.

[D]

Really?

[H]

And so she calls the cops and they come and get him and he's all drunk and stuff. They.

[A]

He's not drunk. He's method something.

[H]

He's something. He's in an altered mind state, that's for sure. But they presented with the evidence and he's like, oh, that's, that's not me. And all this.

[D]

So I think the video.

[A]

Yeah, that's another guy.

[H]

They take him to Jail and all this. And he turns out he missed his court date, so he's on loose right now, actually.

[A]

So the question is, is he white, black, Latino or other? I'm gonna go with methed out white.

[D]

That's tempting, but I'll go Hispanic just because it just feels that way.

[E]

Sounds Caucasian to me, Tony.

[A]

Very white.

[D]

Yes. All right, so I'm the only outsider.

[A]

Go ahead.

[H]

Now, see, y' all ain't gonna put this on my native people. It is a Latino. It is Eliodoro Estaya.

[D]

Just felt it.

[H]

32 of Austin, Texas.

[D]

I just felt it.

[A]

Speaking of, where's Tony Romo's dad? I haven't seen him in the green room. He's laying around over there. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, here he comes.

[A]

I think he had a rough night too. You're sleeping on the floor. Floor. Get up. You're not allowed to sleep in here.

[E]

Buenos dias, Mr. Hooves.

[A]

Good morning.

[D]

Morning.

[E]

I had a long week.

[D]

Bad week. A long week.

[E]

Yes. Well, the first week of the pre season.

[D]

Oh, the preseason.

[E]

Yes. Yeah. Antonio have watched a. Jake Hutler had played the football with the Miami Dolphins.

[A]

He got called back. Yeah.

[D]

The booth.

[A]

He was in the booth and he got called back to the team. An actual NFL team.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

What we had a moment happened.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Just like he was an adolescent. A young child.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

He says, tell me, daddy.

[D]

Tell me, daddy.

[E]

Do you. Do you think I would look good in blue?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I think he's jealous of the J. C. Oh. I don't think he like his job with the Colombia broadcasting.

[D]

I think Tony Romo likes being a sport. Sportscaster.

[E]

Not so far. I think. I think the. The he is mean to him.

[D]

The he are mean to him.

[A]

J.

[E]

What do you call the Walter Cronite?

[D]

He's. Yeah.

[E]

What about mean Tony?

[D]

Walter Cronite's dead.

[E]

It's a little demonstrative.

[D]

Demonstrative thing.

[E]

He says that's the way it is, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, so that's kind of okay.

[E]

That's. I'm totally remember. And he never make eye contact because he's dead.

[A]

He's got a glass eye.

[E]

You will do the color commentary. And that's the way he was. He says to him. And then it feels seems he laugh and laugh at Antonio.

[D]

That is kind of funny.

[E]

Yes. Antonio throw his microphone out of the presser box.

[D]

That.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

That could hit.

[E]

Somebody hits Jake Cotton.

[D]

I knew it.

[E]

In the back of his elbow.

[D]

Oh, my God. Back. The elbow.

[E]

He's left elbow. He can still play, but he wins.

[D]

Oh, he wins when he throws. Wins. Yeah.

[E]

And they knock him down. And Antonio is trying to laugh.

[D]

He's trying to laugh.

[E]

Yeah, he's, he's, is his time to laugh.

[D]

Oh, it's his time to laugh when.

[E]

J Cold lures on the ground. I think this is not good for Tony's character.

[D]

No, it's not good for his character at all.

[E]

The microphone, by the way, fly.

[D]

Yeah. At a velocity, a velocity of, oh.

[E]

76 yards per hour.

[A]

It's amazing.

[E]

In a high tide spiral, right?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

And then he's smiling.

[D]

He's having so much controversy and he's not even started yet.

[E]

Drinker. He's slurping every. Because this making him smile.

[D]

Okay, okay.

[E]

And at the Miami Dolphin stadium, a Slurpee cost $40.

[D]

Nice.

[E]

So you know, you know he's a goose. Slurp.

[A]

You know, you know, you know.

[E]

Blue raspberry. Please be careful with your children.

[A]

Brian in Louisiana. 14 Acura ILX with 50 leather roof. 11, 000 is what I think it's worth. Does it have navigation?

[E]

No.

[C]

It doesn't have navigation on it? No. Actually I've been offered a 11. 5 by the dealer y I saw resale was 15 8. I was trying to get about 14 for what it's paid for.

[A]

I write you check for 11 5. I might go 12. Can you go to, can you go.

[D]

To Give me the VIN12.

[C]

I'll sell you the car.

[A]

Go to, go to, go to givemetheven.com Upload the Pick and the VIN number and say talk to John on radio. 12 buys it. Here you go and we'll, we'll make a yes, no decision. Okay. I do have a 2008 Silverado 1500. Just, just load that other one up too with 150000 mile extended cab. Brian 084 wheel drive average rough for clean.

[C]

Average.

[A]

Houston, Texas. Good morning Houston, Texas.

[D]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[A]

08 Silverado four wheel drive, extended cab, leather average home.

[C]

It's a six liter vortex.

[A]

I think it's a $5,500 rig. Maybe six, six, six, maybe 65. 55 to 65. Load it up and give me the vin.com and let's look. Everybody else go to give me the vin, load your cars up and actually our system will bid your car with a tight range immediately and then we'll come back with a specific bid after we review it. JD we're out of time. Podcast, podcast, podcast. Podcast loads up@john claywolf.com or iTunes at 2 o' clock today.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[A]

Now, John Clay Wolf, Buffalo Springfield. Is that right, Bob?

[E]

That's a big gun.

[A]

Is that Buffalo Springfield?

[E]

It is now.

[A]

What's the story with them? It's Nash. It is.

[E]

Stephen Stills, David Crosby. Graham Nash came from the Hollies.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

Later on.

[A]

So the Stills and Crosby were Buffalo Springfields.

[E]

Neil Young too.

[A]

Oh, he was in there too.

[E]

Yeah, wasn't he?

[A]

I don't know. I get confused. All these acid droppers. They made a lot of good albums all together.

[E]

Still, Crosby were in the Birds too, weren't they?

[A]

Probably. Probably. Robert. What city? Oh, 214 at Dallas. Good morning.

[C]

Well, I'm in Denton, actually.

[A]

Okay. A 16E 350 Sport with 19. Did we talk this morning about this car?

[C]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay, because I've been wondering. It's sport package. What color?

[C]

White and tan.

[A]

Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[C]

It's clear.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I bought it. I thought I needed it and I was. I didn't know what I. You know, I bought it at Park Place in Dallas, there on Lemon Avenue by Love Field.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

And I bought a used. So that's fine.

[A]

Go ahead, go ahead. I'm ready. I'm braced.

[C]

I think it's still got new car warranty.

[A]

Oh, it does. It's a 16. I mean, it's only your own. Yeah, it is a 19. One more time. What's the. What's the color?

[C]

It's at white.

[A]

Good. Okay, 30.

[C]

That's a good. I mean, it ought to be perfect for this neighborhood.

[A]

33,000. 33. 34. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's close. Okay, our place will give me 35.

[A]

Oh, do you just want. You just want to sell it to them?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Well, I might give.

[C]

I want a whole. Say, let me get rid of it.

[A]

You said it's a sport package, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That'S fine. I'll buy it. If it's a support package, I don't make anything on it. But I still want it. Hell, I'll buy it. You never know. You get lucky sometimes. You just buy pretty cars. So if 35 will buy, I'll come get it. You won't have to go jack with anybody. We'll just show up with a check.

[D]

What's to think about?

[C]

I'm sorry, what?

[A]

No, my co host, it was laughing. What. What were you saying? How long does it take to.

[C]

What oh, when would y' all want to come get it?

[A]

Today's fun. Well, can Roy go get it today or Monday? Monday. Monday. Monday. Monday. Think about it. He's in shock. Load it up.

[C]

I mean, I. I can get. I can take down the Park Place and get the same for it.

[A]

Yeah, but then you have to get a ride home and hear what you want. I just don't think there's. I don't think there's any meat on the bone left after 35. I mean, put me down for 351 and. And we'll pick it up. Obviously, the car is worth 35,000. We're both agreeing on that. So it's just. It's really boiled down to, who do you want to sell it to?

[C]

Just half the least resistance.

[A]

Mine will be the path of least resistance. And all this money that you're.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

All this money that you're losing from what you paid them, that should make you feel kind of angry.

[C]

Yeah, well, I only paid 38 when. And I've driven. I've driven it for a year or almost a year.

[A]

Go to the website, givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's verify our. Everything. Did you bought it from Park Place?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That doesn't make any sense. And they're 35.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

I mean, they mark their stuff up three grand to lick. This car wasn't bringing. Does it have a bad carfax? Does it have a carfax history? Anyway, go.

[C]

They just. They were just wanting to get rid of it.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I was in there, and then I had the money, and.

[A]

She was just sitting there, and she'd had two drinks, and she was just the prettiest little thing you've ever seen.

[E]

First, they offered me 32, and I had a heart attack right there on the showroom floor. And I said, I'm gonna have 35. And they said, well, okay. Guess we can't have you having a heart attack on the floor here at Park Place.

[A]

Mr. Schnitzer, I'm a PA. Apologizes.

[C]

I mean. I mean, the Baden over at Sewell. Yeah, gmc. You know him?

[A]

No, but I know a lot of Sewell people.

[C]

Yeah, well, Baden's a general manager.

[E]

I used to play poker with him.

[F]

Yeah, well, good.

[E]

He's got a hard eye.

[A]

Hey, go go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's buy it. He's got. He's got a hard eye.

[E]

You can play them cards.

[A]

Do you have a. Do you have something wrong? With your tongue? You have a little lisp or what?

[E]

Hey, everybody, don't forget your friends at the Dallas Can Academy. Hey, yo, buddy. Hal, Jay here.

[A]

Jay. Speaking of Jay, a 134 runner with 166. Is it? That's a lot of miles, but I still think it's worth 10,000.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Yeah. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Let's look. 91 Firebird with 10,000 miles. Jeff, is it a Firehawk or a Trans Am or just a Firebird? Jefe, you there? Jeff?

[E]

He's not gonna tell you.

[A]

He's. He refuses to. He's not going to conform.

[D]

Don't scare me.

[A]

Jeff. Jeff. Jeff, talk to me. Jeff. Jeff. You've been on hold for 10 minutes with this 50 year old Pontiac. You know what Pontiac stands for?

[D]

Don't f you. Stop it.

[A]

That's not what it stands for. J.D. daniel. An 11335 with 88 is worth about 12 grand. Maybe 11 grand. Let's look. Go to the website. Go. All right, let's load it up. That was a. That was a blind swing, by the way. F you, John. A Tundra platinum edition with 57,000 miles. That's what I'm driving. Leather roof, nav. Is it 20,000, is that right? 22, 23.

[C]

No, but you need to remember Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Got to put them together.

[A]

Well, they. They all Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young with CS and wine. They had all those great hits. But we were talking about the Yard Birds. Who. Who was the Yard Birds?

[E]

That was not the original.

[A]

I mean Buffalo Springfield, not the Yard.

[D]

Springfield was a rock band active from 66 to 68, containing Stephen Stills, Neil Young and Richie Fur.

[A]

So, no. No date, no Nash. No Nash and no Crosby. No Crosby. No Crosby. Okay, we got it straight, John. What's it take to buy the platinum?

[C]

Not sure. Just getting ready. Five years, no payments. Time to start looking.

[A]

All right, well, are you married or divorced or single?

[C]

Married.

[A]

Well, there's payments. There's payments. You're just not on the truck.

[D]

You just don't know it.

[C]

Yeah. No.

[A]

Did you dump it, Turley? Sorry. Yeah. At least he liked what we had to say. Say he felt comfortable with us, but he dropped a s. Bomb. You dropped the bomb on me, Baby is not just a 70s song by the Gap band right here in prime time.

[D]

I almost had a heart attack right on the.

[A]

Right on the showroom floor. Lewis in Seymour, Texas. Is Mark Alabaw still running that radio station down there?

[C]

I have no idea. I'm Just. Just. I think he's listening from. From Seymour. The bases in Wichita, I believe.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, but the little radio station, KSEY is in Seymour.

[C]

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[A]

Is that.

[C]

Yes. I'm sorry.

[A]

Is that same fella still living there at the transmitter and running that place?

[C]

I believe he is, if I'm not mistaken.

[A]

Now, is he. Is he two left hands, you know what I mean?

[C]

I couldn't really tell you that part. I don't get that close to him.

[A]

I'm gay. A93F150X. I like Mark. He actually, it was part of my radio anyway. Long history there. We used to own the ESPN station. Remember? 12:30am, ESPN Wolf Radio. Anyway, a 93F150 with two hundreds. Not me. It's too old. It's just. It's just. Just put it up there by the rock in and put a, you know, fifteen hundred dollar for sale sign on it.

[C]

I got you. All righty.

[E]

Well, you can take the doors off and have a place to sit and eat. Corny dogs.

[D]

So many characters this morning.

[E]

In the evening.

[A]

In the evening. Why not the afternoon?

[E]

Don't tell mama to cut up that cantaloupe.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Come out here and we'll have a little sit.

[A]

Do you have a list for a hair lip?

[E]

Maybe we can andy to play his guitar.

[D]

It's a hair lip.

[A]

It's a hairlip.

[D]

Yeah. It happened in the war.

[E]

Drank a little Blue Thunder.

[A]

Yeah. What is Blue Thunder?

[E]

That's moonshine.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Made by my Uncle Lester.

[D]

Uncle Lester?

[E]

Yeah. He's been making it since he had his first heart attack.

[D]

I thought he was in jail.

[E]

It keeps his blood pressure down.

[D]

Oh, I see.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's something to do.

[E]

It was something that day he got him a new goose.

[A]

And it.

[E]

And that goose spooked him really. You know, a goose can. Can blow itself up to five times its regular. Five.

[D]

No, he can't.

[E]

Yeah, and Uncle Lester just fell right down. He had a heart attack right there in the yard. And the chicken started pecking him.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Did he have the insurance or did he have to. Did the government help him or was he. Was he. Is he a vet?

[E]

Well, he said he's owned by myself out there. And if his dog hadn't drug him to town.

[D]

Drug him.

[E]

He's not made it.

[D]

Dog, dog, drug.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I love the next one.

[E]

And it's a dachshund.

[D]

I love the next one. You bobo drink it.

[E]

Took him four days.

[D]

Greatness.

[E]

Drag him all the way.

[D]

Dachshund. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, on the Dexborough Highway.

[D]

Nobody saw that? Nobody picked him up?

[E]

No.

[D]

No.

[E]

Not even the Samaritan one?

[D]

No. Well, yeah, it's a busy highway.

[E]

Yeah. Just watch it. Watch yourself around geese if you don't know about them.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Five times, huh?

[E]

Yeah. My uncle Esther, you know, talks funny to this day.

[A]

So you do. You do as well, Harold, what is your name? What is your. What does everybody call you?

[E]

What do you mean?

[A]

What's everybody call you?

[E]

Houston.

[A]

Houston is your name. Houston host you and Houston.

[E]

Houston Brown.

[A]

Hey, say it again. Are you related to Baba?

[E]

No, I'm white.

[D]

Where did you babble?

[E]

Swipe?

[A]

Where did you go to high school? Houston?

[E]

Out in Seymour, Texas.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you go fishing on Lake Kemp over there at the Diversion?

[E]

Yeah, I live out there.

[A]

Oh, you're one of the lake people.

[E]

Yeah. I got the croppy house of jet skis. Yeah. And we farm those crappies.

[A]

Do those jet skis run?

[E]

No, just have them. We just tether them out like a boy out there. It's an expensive boy.

[A]

Oh, you just have them out there floating like between a trot line?

[E]

Yeah, they start, but they don't go. I don't know what the deal is.

[D]

It just gets weirder and weirder. They start, but they don't go.

[A]

But they don't go. Ben, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey, how's it going this morning?

[A]

Just my. My partners here are making me laugh.

[D]

Absolutely.

[A]

Hey, 2012 Denali with 97 leather roof, nav, two wheel drive. What color?

[C]

It's a light gray color.

[A]

20, 20, 20, 20, 20th, 20, 20, 20,20, 20, 20. 19 bucks. Not 20. 20 grand.

[C]

20 grand.

[A]

If that works. Go to givemetheven.com. load up. I have a drop in Beaumont off of a. God. What's that called? 14th Street, 4th Street. I don't know where Blake. Anyway, yes, we have a place right there in Beaumont.

[C]

If you're talking about 4th street or 11th street, that's. That's not the greatest part of town.

[A]

No, it's not. It's really not. It's where the old Ford dealership was.

[C]

Okay, I got.

[A]

That's now a church. Right across the street from that is an auto auction. A buddy of mine owns it.

[E]

Good going. Now you the Wookie.

[A]

Beaumont Auto Auction. Gulf Coast Auto Auction.

[C]

Yep, yep, I know. I know where you're talking about.

[A]

Is that 14th or 11th? What the hell street is that?

[C]

I think it's on 11th.

[A]

Okay. Anyway, we'll buy it. Send me the VIN. We'll verify it. You can drop it off there. Money will be waiting on you there. We'll overnight your check to them and do the swap right there.

[C]

Sounds Good.

[A]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Houston. Houston's still here.

[D]

Houston. Houston. Yeah, Houston. He's sleeping around.

[A]

What are you. What are you doing with your life this summer?

[E]

Well, I gotta take the mail out to Uncle Lester out this weekend. He lives out there. His. You know, the dachshund didn't make it when he drug him all the way to town that time. The doctor said for his heart condition, it'd be therapeutic if he would keep a lot of pussycats out there at his house. Cause they're real calm. He's silky smooth.

[A]

Does Lester like pussycats?

[E]

Yeah, I think he does.

[A]

What kind of pussycat does he like?

[E]

He's got like 40 of them out there live inside the house.

[A]

Like Calico's mixes. Black ones, white ones.

[E]

Yeah. Every color imaginable. He's got one he called a turtle shell color. Kind of like a fruitcake color. Yeah.

[A]

Is Uncle Lester kind of a fruitcake?

[E]

No, he's real nice. He makes that moonshine.

[A]

Is he. Is he married?

[E]

He won't sell it, but you can go and sit with him and drink it all day.

[A]

Is he married?

[E]

Yeah, see? Mormon. He's got five wives.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Yeah. Now they're all legal age, that is.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Does he live and see him in town or does he live out at the lake?

[E]

No, he. He's out there at the Bug Scuffle Road. But you know, my uncle, last year, you, memory, he used to ride Saddlebrom.

[A]

Where?

[E]

Up here at Rodeo.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, that guy, he lives in Bug Scuffle. Yeah.

[D]

He has 40 cats and five wives.

[E]

Yeah. And he's. He's afraid of. Of every kind of yard foul there is.

[D]

Well, yeah. Anymore after the goose thing?

[E]

Well, you know, but when he. When he was down and all those chickens were picking on him.

[C]

Right.

[A]

The door was dragging him, you know.

[E]

That'Ll do something to your head. Get.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

And he just. He can't stand to eat chicken anymore.

[D]

I bet not.

[E]

Yeah. He's out there. He's living on Miami sausages.

[A]

Chandler, please, save me. Chandler, come here. Save me now.

[E]

Moonshine.

[A]

I got you. Get me off of this. I. I'll keep doing this all day if somebody doesn't stop me. Bug scuffle, huh? J.D. there is a town called Bug Scuffle.

[D]

I believe there is.

[A]

I know exactly where it is.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Where is it?

[A]

I'll tell you a story later about a. About a deer feeder and bug and a game camera.

[D]

Really?

[A]

And a. I want to hear it. And a farm girl.

[E]

Can't wait to hear this.

[A]

In Bug scuffle.

[D]

Bug scuffle.

[A]

Okay. Chandler 06 Wrangler with 52. Is it a four door or two door?

[C]

It's a two door.

[A]

Hard top, soft top. Soft top, soft top. Average, rougher, clean.

[C]

Which average?

[A]

Is it a Sport or Rubicon or X or what?

[C]

No, it's just a se.

[A]

Is it a four cylinder or six?

[C]

It's a four.

[A]

Ah. A whole different ball of wax. Five grand. Six grand. Seven grand. I need to look at it. Five to seven. Go to givemethvend.com and load it up.

[C]

All right, thank you.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. This is Boston. It's been a long time going out to the big city of Bug, Scuffle, Texas, Foreign.

[E]

Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Or Cream.

[E]

Spencer Davis right there.

[A]

I don't know which one it is.

[E]

It's Wynwood.

[A]

They had a bo. And Jim had Wynwood on the air with them earlier in the week.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, he was a terrible interview.

[E]

Is he? Yeah, they say he's very calm.

[A]

Well, all right, Keith. A Sierra Gas 160 on the clock. Four wheel drive. Average, rough or clean?

[C]

I'm gonna say rough. Oh, no, it's that it's sat in Arizona for a few years.

[A]

So is the paint burned off of it?

[C]

Yeah, pretty much.

[A]

Does two grand buy. Would you pinch one off trying to get three?

[C]

I'd like to get three.

[A]

Why don't we meet in the middle of the quarter? 2500.

[C]

I'll. I'll have to think about that one. Because I want to buy a tundra and I need. That's basically what I'm. Why I'm getting rid of it.

[A]

So the 500 is going to. To keep you from buying a Tundra. Let's do this. Do this. Okay. Now I'm done playing around. Let's get serious, man. We're talking turkey. Turkey, Keith. This is turkey talk. Go to. Give me the vin, Take the pictures, put it in there. Say John said 2 to 25. I will take 3. When people will tell us, like, you can buy this car for this now.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not some stupid number.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

Then we typically get the deal bought.

[D]

Awesome.

[A]

So if you'll do that, Keith, then I can see the paint. I can see what's gonna cost me to repaint it. Is the key. Does it. Does it have 159 on it or 161?

[C]

I had to replace the dash on it. So I'm not 100% sure. I just go off of. I've got a scanner and I look at the computer.

[A]

So what does the instrument cluster say?

[C]

Like two say you're at now 235.

[A]

235.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Or two. Why does it say so many if you put a new one in there?

[C]

Because I just got it from the junkyard.

[A]

Well, you need.

[C]

And I never had it reprogrammed.

[A]

You need. That's going to hurt things. I don't want it now if it says 235 on the ODO. Because I can't sell that. Even though I understand what you're saying to be the truth. It won't.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The next buyer will be like, yeah, yeah, whatever. It's got 235,000 miles on it. Nice story, dear. You know, it's just weird. So I would rather, like, have no miles on it and tell the truth about. Hey, it's got more miles on it. Anyway. Send us pictures.

[C]

I gotcha.

[A]

Send us pictures. Let's Look.

[C]

Okay, bye.

[A]

800. 800. We're sitting there talking about cutting miles on the radio.

[D]

I know you were. I noticed that. It's all happening hypothetical.

[I]

It's a show.

[A]

I mean, it's a. It's a. It's. It's over. 10 years is exempt. So after 10 years, you can do whatever with the kind of. There's no. The odometer rules don't apply.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Don't try this at home, kid.

[A]

Joe.

[C]

What's up, my man?

[A]

A Suzuki Sidekick. That's interesting.

[C]

Yeah. You know what that is? It's like a little jeep looking thing.

[A]

Yeah. No. Yeah, it's coming out of Austin, so it makes perfect sense. Yeah. With 30,000 miles.

[C]

35.

[A]

What'd you do with it?

[C]

You want to hear the whole story?

[A]

Yeah, I do. I think it's gonna be good. Is there a game? Is there a gay man involved?

[C]

The first guy had it from what I understand as a little run around his deer lease.

[A]

You know, he sounds straight. Okay.

[C]

And then the next guy had it as he had a little bit of money, had a motorhome, he'd travel around. It was his pull behind car. Okay. And then he died and there was a big fight over his estate. He had a common law wife and blah, blah, blah. It was tied up in that for years. And then when they finally settled all that, the common law wife was a friend of a friend and she sold it to us. And I had it about four years.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And my son. I bought it for my son to drive, you know, to high school, back and forth. But he's off at college now. I got him a different car.

[A]

Is it the hard top or the soft top?

[C]

Soft top.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

The problem I've got is my wife's got a sentimental attachment to it. Doesn't want to sell it. I want to sell it, but I have no idea what it's worth.

[A]

Just nothing. I mean, it's just a little throwaway car. Car. It's just.

[C]

Yeah, it's a little toy car.

[A]

I mean, you've gone out and gotten drunk and bought big dinners that are worth more than this car. I'm serious.

[C]

Well, you know, if I don't go, if I had a. If I had an offer, I could try to pitch it to my wife to spell it, you know what I mean? But I don't know. I don't know how much it's worth.

[A]

Does it look like. Does it look like it has 30,000 miles?

[C]

No, I mean, the outside is. The paint's very nice. I think it was garage kept most of its life center my garage. Now.

[A]

What about the top?

[C]

Cloth interior? I'm sorry, what.

[A]

What about the top? Is it. Does it. Is it torn, faded, ragged, anything?

[C]

It's white and it's in, you know, it's in pretty good shape.

[D]

Is the top cloth?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, it's like a vinyl kind of thing.

[A]

It's a. Oh, it's a 96 Suzuki. They don't make them Anymore.

[D]

They don't.

[A]

I mean, it's got no miles on it, but it's just. I don't know. I mean, you know, I want to say 700. You say, screw you.

[B]

Really?

[A]

It's worth a thousand. And yet y' all are probably like, well, I'll just keep it for that. And I don't blame you. I mean, it's, you know, it's a thousand dollar rig. If it's. If it's. Yeah. Or trade you for a nice four wheeler.

[E]

It's really great.

[C]

I'm not gonna sell the wife at 8 or $900. She's not gonna go for that.

[A]

Hey, Houston. Houston.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you want a Suzuki Sidekick?

[E]

I've had four of them.

[A]

You've had four of them?

[E]

Yeah, I buy them all the time. Do you still have the nunchucks?

[F]

Uncle.

[C]

Uncle Lester wants it. Uncle Lester wants it.

[E]

I'm sure back in the day they used to come with a pair of nunchucks.

[A]

No, they didn't.

[D]

Yeah. No, no, they never did.

[E]

Yeah, it's got that place to storage. In the back you can put your sword.

[A]

Yeah, the samurai.

[E]

Yeah, Suki Sidekick was the first one that come with nunchuck. And then the samurai had a bo staff built into the hood.

[D]

No, it didn't.

[E]

You pull it out and get some sukiyaki going. Yeah, he was. My uncle Lester was a green belt.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Is green belt pretty Goose.

[E]

He's real laid back all the time. But I'll tell you what, he could beat your ass for them nunchucks, you.

[D]

Know, with the car. Yes.

[E]

Yeah, he's a real badass. Back in the day before the Goose incident.

[A]

Yeah, I just threw everything off. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Ron. And 09 Mitsubishi Galant with 76. Is it leather? No, it's cloth. I can't visualize that body style. Which one that is. Oh. Are you there, Ron?

[C]

Yes, I am normal.

[A]

What city?

[C]

Houston.

[A]

Houston. Is this an extra car just sitting around? Yeah, average, rougher, clean.

[C]

Average.

[A]

Four cylinder or six cylinder?

[C]

It's. I think it's four cylinder, but it's 160 horsepower, 2.4 liter.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, it's a Mitsubishi. Does it have a BO staff or numchucks?

[C]

Neither.

[A]

All right. Neither used it neither on this one. I think it's a 2500 to 300 grand rig.

[C]

Okay, just send in the pictures.

[A]

Yep. Give me the vin.com. h. Good morning. Real there.

[C]

H. Hey.

[A]

Hey.

[C]

What's going on?

[A]

John, we are Just round in third base. Taking it home. Going to go to bed after this.

[C]

Oh, I got to work one more hour after you guys are off.

[A]

So what's up?

[C]

I. I work down in Stafford, and I. I deliver parts. I got this job back in summer. I graduated school about a year ago. You guys are the funniest thing on radio. I listen to you guys every Saturday. You guys are my Saturday drugs.

[A]

Well, I appreciate that, Hoss.

[E]

Well, what the hell do you mean by.

[H]

You know, we.

[A]

We. We. We have fans like you. They're like, part of our gig. And I hear from you guys, I love it. And then we've got a lot of people, really, a lot of people listen them.

[C]

I love listening to them, but, you know.

[A]

Yeah, you just lost a listener. You just lost a list.

[C]

I love that.

[A]

Yeah, just.

[E]

You just lost a listener.

[A]

Who is this son of a on the buzz thinking that he's Howard Stern? I don't think I'm Howard Stern. I, I, I. We just do our own deal.

[D]

Just guys talking.

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[D]

It's like you hanging out.

[C]

You guys have a rhythm. You guys have a rhythm, and then you flow with it, and whatever pops up, you put it in if it's appropriate.

[A]

Yeah, Bobbo got a bad STD doing that once.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

That mama's a dirty man.

[A]

Yeah, Houston, you got it. Are you Houston, you want to take us out on the outro?

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you ready?

[D]

Yeah, I think we are.

[A]

All right.

[E]

Hey, keep you sea monkeys in the tank and watch out for gooses. And we'll be back with John Clay War Wolf show after this short commercial break.

[A]

Shot through the heart and you're too late, darling, you give love a bad name.

[E]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[E]

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[B]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[A]

Have you seen all those pictures on. Give me the vinyl facebook of the people holding the signs.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that's great.

[A]

I like it.

[E]

It's good branding, you know, and, and they're all happy customers.

[A]

Have you noticed they're all white?

[E]

Are they?

[A]

We just got. We just. The first picture I've got of a. Of a black person was just a minute ago.

[D]

I wonder why that is.

[A]

I don't know. He looked like the African kind. Like real African though, not u. S. Black person. Okay.

[E]

Like an original.

[A]

No, not original. Not like it wasn't. Didn't start in roots. All right, but he.

[E]

What does that mean?

[D]

Everybody just, hey, let me see. Hey, hey. No, I'm thinking of anything right now to get us off.

[A]

No, but like, like a, like a black guy, African with a heavy African accent.

[E]

Okay, okay.

[A]

Like over here on a visa, right?

[D]

Maybe south. Okay.

[A]

That's typical Houston. You know, it's like I. I think Houston is the most cultural diverse city, city, metropolitan area in the United States at this point. One out of four is white. That's it. Okay. It's everything.

[E]

I would think San Fran maybe.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Pretty culturally diverse.

[A]

There's a lot of gay. There's a lot of gays in san fran.

[D]

Not really diverse. It's kind of.

[E]

No, I mean, you got eskimos and a lot of asian immigrants.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

You know, you almost had a whole sentence that was logical.

[E]

Well, thank you very much.

[A]

Are there queer eskimos? Does that exist?

[D]

I'm sure there are, yeah.

[E]

It's cold up there, man. He's not a hater.

[A]

He's a texan. He's the accidental racist.

[E]

Man.

[A]

I got some cars I need to bid, but I really like just BSing me all more.

[D]

Just hanging out, talking.

[A]

Monty F F150 Texas edition with 29 two wheel drive, crew cab cloth. Does it have the big good alloy wheels or the cheap ones?

[C]

It's a smaller, like the 17 inch room.

[A]

Is it, is it, is it 18 grand? Does this one right, what's that? Does 18, 19,000 sound right?

[C]

Well, you know, I got an offer. You know, one of the, one of the things that like, like a ford dealership sends you in the mail that says they'll pay you blue book value for. And it was like 31,000. So, you know, I'm not, I'm not believing that. But, but you know, I'm just I'm just trying to get to what you think is the value.

[A]

I think it's about 20,000. And I think that, I think that other deal you got is about as left footed as a queer Eskimo. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. 8008-072348-00800 radio. 17 Dodge quad cab was 17 mark. Why are you selling it? It's brand new.

[C]

Because I, I really wanted a GMC or Chevrolet and you know, I don't blame you.

[A]

Every, every Dodge truck I've owner I've ever known, like either is an operator of a bulldozer or a maintenance blade for the highway department.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

I mean the thing runs great, but it just didn't have all the options.

[F]

That I was looking for.

[A]

Yeah. And the plastic is the same. It really reminds you of the trash can can in your garage. The, the, the interior plastics.

[C]

You're not making me feel any better.

[A]

I think they, I think the, the. The company that buys the 55 gallon trash cans. Yeah, I think they supply the same plastic as the Dodge truck interior.

[E]

Gotcha.

[C]

It's got the 5, 7 in it. It does run good. 8 speed transmission.

[A]

Will it run like a scalded ass dog.

[C]

It does run good. I give it that.

[A]

Have you heard us up there before in Rogers?

[C]

Have I heard of you before?

[A]

Is this your first time to listen to us on the, on Saturday?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, good. Because Rogers, I'm trying to think is not Fayetteville. Rogers is. No, I'm thinking of Fort Smith. So.

[C]

No, you're north of Fayetteville. Rogers is.

[A]

How far are you from Beaver Lake?

[C]

I'm right on it. I'm right there.

[A]

Did you know Booger Montgomery?

[D]

Oh my God.

[C]

Pardon, sir?

[A]

Did you know Booger Montgomery?

[C]

Is that a joke question?

[A]

No, it's just true as it can be. That's all the time I've spent up on Beaver Lakes. At Booger's house. Grand B point. And that's grand, his wife. And B is Booger, his real name is Wiley. His son is my best friend and they live up on, on the. I was up there last year for his funeral and we went to that church up there that the trucking guy built. It's in that area. It's a church that the Hunt. Yes, yes. There's a cemetery with a church right there and I think Hunt built it. I think the Hunt family built it for one of the hunts.

[C]

Anyway, no, I'm out by War Eagle Caverns and War Eagle Mill is where I'm at.

[A]

Well, go to givetheven.com and load that thing up and let's take a look at it. Tim, in Houston, did you know Booger Montgomery?

[D]

Booger Montgomery? Oh my God.

[A]

On Beaver Lake. Tim?

[C]

Yes?

[A]

Do you know Booger Montgomery?

[C]

I do.

[A]

Not me. Damn, man. Two in a row.

[D]

Are you gonna give him a deal? If he knows Booger, yeah. Oh, cool.

[A]

Booger's Pontiac palace in Faraday, Louisiana.

[E]

Are you talking about Booger or Booger Joe?

[A]

Booger.

[E]

Okay. Because Booger Joe Montgomery jumped off the Tallahatchee Bridge. That was Billy Joe.

[A]

Oh. One vet convertible 01 with 51 leather stick. Stick, huh? What color is it?

[C]

It's triple black.

[A]

Triple black chocolate dip.

[C]

Actually have a lot of extras on it. Like I have a G5X3 cam long tube headers, her shifter.

[D]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post.

[C]

Is packing right here. I've got 411 posi track out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, Ford over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle.

[A]

Okay, I got it. I'm down. Tim, did you catch all that? That?

[C]

No, I did not.

[A]

Oh, that was Matthew McConaughey and Da and Confused explaining what Melbo. What melbatoast was packing under the hood. Okay, is this car 10, 11, 12?

[C]

I guess that probably sounds about right.

[A]

What city?

[C]

But I'll. I'll follow me. Go to givemetheven.com, send some pictures.

[A]

Do that. Let's roll. 14, 5, 35 with 50. James, can I. Can I just be honest?

[D]

Be honest.

[A]

I'm real relaxed right now. Hanging out with my friends and talking to you guys and like for me to figure out what I'll pay for this car, I'm gonna have to look it up on a computer and do a bunch of work and I don't want to do it. I don't know this one off the top of my head. Do you mind going to my website and loading the VIN in and it'll just tell you and I won't have to do it.

[C]

Again for the. For my Beamer.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Just go to give me the vin.com and load it up because I'm gonna have to stop and load this thing up and ask a bunch of questions. I'm gonna let you do the work. You want the money? I'll give you the money. You do the work. I'm just. I'm just hungover as hell. We had a big night last night. Bob and I went to the Foreigner Cheap Trick concert and didn't really sleep very well. He. He was blowing the damn sheets and curtains out of the room. In the hotel room last night, farting and hollering. Oh, God, it was terrible. The noises you make. It was unbelievable. Why I didn't record any of that is beyond me.

[D]

Oh, dude, really? That would be classic.

[A]

Absolutely. Beyond. But you did get up and make us coffee, and I do appreciate that. Now, last night, we get out of the truck and you get the beer and you're gonna take it upstairs to the room, put it in the fridge, and meet me at the bar. So I sat at the bar for 45 minutes waiting on.

[E]

Was that the deal?

[A]

Yeah, that was the deal.

[E]

You put the room key in my right hand.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And then you wrote the room number on my left hand.

[A]

Yes. So you get lost and.

[E]

Yeah, I don't. I closed the door to that room and knew him no more.

[A]

Well, he didn't even put the beer in the fridge. I got upside down to the room, and he was. He was laid out on the bed like a three stooge. Like a comedy skit. And the beer was on the floor. And you did take the time to get into your underwear.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

If you gotta write the room number on a guy's hand, probably not coming back down.

[A]

You got a good point.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I didn't even know that was the be.

[A]

Bob's such a trooper. And there was that heavyset gal that was flirting with you. Oh. Oh, yeah. You don't remember that?

[E]

No.

[A]

Red dress in town for a wedding, and you were just yakking it up with her. I'm like, listen, Bob, just go take the beer upstairs, come back, take care, talk to this gal. And I had to sit there.

[E]

Where was that?

[A]

I. I sat there and bought drinks for the fat girls because of you.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[A]

Huh? Yeah. That's what you're good for.

[D]

And stayed in the fight.

[E]

Did you bring him up?

[A]

No, no, no. I'm married.

[D]

Ran.

[E]

Huh?

[A]

That was.

[E]

I don't remember anything like that. I don't remember anything like that.

[A]

Do you remember talking to our driver about all that crazy. Asking if she'd been in jail, asking if she's done drugs, asking her if she's ever had gay sex, asking her all this crazy stuff?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And she was just going along with it like y' all were having a normal conversation. It was making me very uncomfortable. Good morning on the Air.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

Hello.

[C]

Yes, hi. Just wanted to. Just wanted to see what. What I could get for my 7 Ford Mustang.

[A]

What year?

[C]

2010.

[A]

Is it a GT?

[C]

It is.

[A]

How many miles?

[C]

Imagine. Probably 50, 56,000.

[A]

Is it leather or cloth?

[C]

Leather.

[A]

Does 10 grand buy it?

[C]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Does 10,000 buy it? Does $10,000 buy it?

[C]

No.

[A]

What does.

[C]

I mean, you look online.

[A]

I don't need. I don't need. Need to hear about how to build a watch. Just tell me what time it is. What buys it?

[C]

15.

[A]

Bye. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Do we have time for Bug Bug Scuffle stories or not?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. I just want to get back to it. Tell me about Bug Scuffle. What is the Bug Scuffle?

[A]

You had a Bug Scuffle. I'm not telling that on the radio. What?

[D]

You said you will tell me in a little bit.

[A]

Tell you on the phone.

[D]

Oh, off the air.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I thought you had a big Bug Scuffle story.

[A]

I do.

[D]

Well, it'll get you in trouble now.

[A]

Well, I mean, I wasn't married at the time.

[D]

Okay. Oh, Statute of limitations.

[A]

Absolutely. I'll tell it. Okay. So I'm at the dealership.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And this gal.

[D]

Are you in Bug Scuffle?

[A]

No, I'm in Vernon. It's a. At the dealership.

[D]

I looked it up. There's a real place. There's a Bug Scuffle Inn. A ranch.

[A]

Long story short. Wound up fooling around with. With this girl that I made at my Ford dealership at some place. She's from Bug Scuffle, of course. And we were out in the middle of the day and by a deer feeder.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

In the back of a truck. So a guy shows up at the dealership about eight months later, and he's negotiating on a new Dodge truck.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And he whips out these pictures. Swear to God.

[D]

Livestock camera from a.

[A]

From a deer feeder. Feeder game camera.

[D]

He had photos of you.

[A]

And James Dillard called me. He's like, johnny, you're gonna need to come look at this one.

[D]

You gotta come need that.

[A]

He said, I've been doing this for 35 years, but I ain't ever seen nothing like this. And that old gal was a little thicker than she should have been. Right? And. And I was a little drunker than I should have been.

[D]

Should have been.

[A]

And she. It was hard to shake her loose. Yeah. I just gotten divorced, like a week before.

[D]

You were playing the field.

[A]

The field. Literally the field. See you later.

[E]

Out. I'm out.

[A]

Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it. Bug Scuffle. You rolling? Hey. Hey, who's this? What you want? What you got?

[C]

I got a 1991 M30.

[F]

Convertible.

[A]

What you got? How many miles?

[D]

What's that?

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

The common attraction.

[A]

How many miles?

[E]

The top of the knee.

[C]

It's got 100. 1000 miles.

[A]

You got you a big old piece of. That's what you got you, sir. 200 nothing. That's a goddamn boat anchor. That's a turd on wheels. It's a Jap cracker. 800. 800 radio. Yes, we're in customer service.

[E]

It's not worth the num Chucks that.

[A]

Came with a 91m infinity. No, it's not worth the Num Chucks that came with it. Man, you should have heard Bobble. He was taking phone calls. He was sitting in the office on Friday. You want to tell them one of your phone calls you took? Bravo.

[E]

Yes, Mrs. Montgomery, this is Bobbo. Listen, the guys in the office and I went in for a quarter pound of red Colombian hash. And so we're gonna be about 700 below what we told you before on your Mitsubishi Austin.

[A]

Will you turn on the lights?

[E]

If that's all right? Now, I talked to my manager, and he said we can share the dope with you. So if that's. If we do that, do we have a deal?

[A]

He's trying to convince one of our buyers to let him to make a phone call so he could do that.

[E]

And she said, yeah.

[A]

She said, yeah, we have a deal.

[E]

And she came right down.

[A]

How about that? Crazy. That drives us, man. I mean, that will run her. Good worker. She's a great worker. But she has been there and done that, dude. This has rode bulls, tame gorillas, been in the rodeo, race dragsters, paved roads. I mean, everything. She's almost as bad as that Brandy McCoy that know it all. Brandy's over here right now.

[E]

She goes, yeah, back in my roofing days. What that was was for a whole half hour before we met up with you, man, I'd heard. You know how many stores.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

You can get in a half.

[A]

She drove me to Dallas one day, and I just had. I mean, it was. It was funny. Like the first three stories.

[E]

I gotta get me something to eat. And I said, really? What do you. And she's taking, like, the hulan exit or the exit Passion. Looks like Water Burgers. The only choice I got. I said, well, they got a Taco Bell over there. That Taco Bell.

[A]

How about the 711 off the highway in the Chemical fire. Well, it's chemical fire. It's chemical fire. We got hung. We were in a hurry. We got hung up in some traffic like. Well, God damn if you knew it was a chemical fire over here. Why the did we go through this, this fire drill?

[E]

There's a circle K over there. How far is it? About four miles. Well, then why are we going to that one? Cops had the highway closed down for the chemical fire. It took 20 damn minutes to get a 12 pack of beer.

[A]

There were a lot of black folks in there. Was everyone lined up getting their mickeys or what?

[E]

Oh, it's a party fiesta. It's Friday. Oh, heyday.

[A]

I mean, it was. It took you forever to get out of the beer store. We sent him into the beer store and he came out 15 minutes later. A couple of.

[E]

There's a group of three or four little third and fourth graders over in the corner next to the beer cooler shooting dice, man. Game on, game on. 7. One of them goes, Sam, come 11, better give me my money.

[A]

Awesome. What, what flavor?

[E]

What flavor were they?

[A]

The kids?

[E]

They were little, man. They're like 9, 10 years old now.

[A]

What flavor? Texas vanilla, chocolate.

[E]

I'm not going there with you, John Wolf.

[A]

You're not. You're not gonna hit the bait? I'll tell you what bait you hit. Last night you were so up you couldn't even see straight. I had to write the room number on your goddamn hand. Right, still there. How do you feel today?

[E]

Fine.

[A]

See, and this worries me about you because I'm seeing how you're acting today and it's really the way you act every day. So I'm wondering if you do that to your body every night for a stretch there.

[E]

We did, man. My old friend Tony T. I told you about this. Came and stayed in the house. He rented my back room for about five weeks and we drank a liter of Evan Williams whiskey every day for five weeks. And it's a. It's a test.

[A]

Well, like on a scale of 1 to 10 on fucked up, Fucked upness, how fucked up were you last night?

[E]

Oh, not terribly, I don't think. I didn't fall down, no.

[A]

But you got up this morning. You're like, man, I could have sworn I threw up last night. I know there's throw up in here somewhere.

[E]

I was thinking that. I was thinking that. No, this morning because I thought, oh, man, Wolf's gonna be pissed, dude, because I threw up in here, but I don't know where.

[A]

Like a cat, he just ate it back. And I said, man, I remember our college days. I had a Roommate like that. I said keep looking because the shit's in here somewhere. If you think you shit the bed, you probably did. You just threw a towel over it or something. Frank lost his watch. He had a Rolex. He. He went to Culver Military Academy and we're at smu and he's my roommate. He got a Rolex for graduation and he can't find the fucking Rolex. Can't find the fucking Rolex. And he's freaking out. His dad's gonna kill him. His da da, da. We're juniors in college and we find the fucking watch under a towel that he threw over a blob of puke after a hard night out with his Mexican. Rich Mexican friends.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

Ten days later. So he left that puke in his room in our. In our rent house. Just threw a towel over it. So it's not gonna surprise me a bit if I get to the hotel room today, this afternoon and find like a pile of shit in the corner.

[E]

No, no, because I kind of looked around this morning. You know, the thing is like, I dream. I have lucid dreams all the time. Every day. Every morning I wake up and by the time I'm in the shower, I'm thinking, oh, yeah, that's what I dreamed about. You know, I have an amazing dream. But last night, for some reason I dreamed that. Oh, man. Yeah, I puked in Wolf's hotel room. Boy, he's gonna be pissed.

[A]

He the bed. You knocked up the driver lady. Yeah, you got her back on mess. She'd kicked it for 20 years.

[E]

Right? I just. I just woke up with this trepidation like, oh man, look at jd. But it's better than. I mean, let him be.

[A]

He's who he. He's. He's the good looking one. He's the good looking. We're a bunch of slackers. He's the attractive male. Do you want to tell everybody's listen to podcast what he just did? No, he just put on a coat. We're getting ready to take some pictures for something. Combed his hair. Well, another drone coming. Your hair looking nice. Jd. He changed his shirt too. Look, he looks nice. I don't think he changed. Yeah, he did. These pictures, he went like he went to a funeral here now.

[D]

Funeral.

[A]

JD is fixed to go get laid is what JD's fixed today. He looks like a man that's got. That's got pussycat on the mind. And he is ready to go slay it. Yeah, he is the papa. What's the last time you got laid? You.

[E]

My Uncle Lester used to have his own plane. Yeah, as an ultralight one. At one, one of the pussycats went out there. And you know that propeller to a feline and looks insectile. And I don't know if the cat thought he was gonna play with it or just bat it out of the air. And that propeller got every bit of that pussycat.

[A]

Oh, it just took him out, ate him right up.

[E]

Yeah. You ever see Raiders of the Lost Ark?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

It's just like that. There's blood all over the ground.

[A]

Yeah, I remember.

[E]

And Uncle Lester just turned the plane off and he never flew again.

[A]

All right, with that, we're gonna go.

[E]

Like that was my favorite pussy of all.