#111 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #111 Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: Freewheeling talk radio focusing on cars, sports, culture, news, and irreverent humor, with a heavy dose of listener phone-ins and off-the-cuff banter powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Episode Overview

This episode, broadcast in the wake of Hurricane Harvey's landfall, mixes hurricane talk, car buying banter, classic rock tributes, and the usual rotating cast of characters and callers. The underlying theme is coping with the hurricane’s impact on Gulf Coast communities, practical car market advice, and the show’s signature blend of outrageous, sometimes edgy humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hurricane Harvey—Concern, Coverage, and Comedy

• The hosts open with somber notes about Hurricane Harvey, sharing personal experiences and community concern for those affected, particularly in Corpus Christi and the wider Gulf area ([00:00]-[05:00]).
• Caution about scam charitable donations is emphasized: “Don’t go for anything on Facebook – go directly to the Red Cross.” ([00:38], [13:16])
• Firsthand stories about hurricanes lead to dark humor, e.g., instructions to write your Social Security number on your arm if you won’t evacuate, which sparks jokes but underscores the storm’s risk ([01:49]-[02:15]).
• Impacts discussed include animal displacement (“San Antonio’s gonna be snaky for years” ([03:14])) and population movement.

2. Cars, Car Market Trends & Real-Time Bids

• The show’s core: live phone-in car appraisals and offers via GiveMeTheVIN. John routinely promises to beat written CarMax offers ([05:00]-[06:00], [45:09]).
• Example: 2014 Audi Q7 caller gets an improved offer over CarMax with instant logistics arranged.
  • “Take a picture of the CarMax offer, send it with it. Say John promised me $33,500 he'd pick it up Monday.” ([06:46])
• John and crew repeatedly mock the high repair costs and pitfalls of luxury cars, notably recounting a story of an $88,000 Bentley repair estimate for a $45,000 car—illustrating the absurdity of high-end vehicle ownership ([21:46]-[22:18], quoted below).
• Harvey’s damage predicted to boost used car prices: “It’ll affect it in a positive way — they’ll need cars.” ([34:00]-[34:03])
• Market tip: automakers' planned rebates on 2017 trucks/SUVs will impact used values ([125:21]).

3. Irreverent Comedy & Running Gags

• The show’s style is irreverent and self-deprecating, riffing on both hosts’ and listeners’ misfortunes or quirks.
• Characters and impressions abound—a recurring “devil” voice makes cracks about music formats ([30:25]), as do Rush Limbaugh and Tony Romo’s “dad.”
• Standout comedic rants include a bit on how “private school moms” are hotter than average, leading to a mock “GoFundMe for hot trailer park girls who aspire to private school” ([92:51]-[96:08]).
• The show features tongue-in-cheek classified ads and “world’s biggest son of a bitch” bits ([53:57], [80:10]) poking fun at various American archetypes.
• Banter about “toe-tappers,” “smoker’s smell,” and what it takes to “hustle” up the social or economic ladder ([143:10], [143:49]).

4. Sports & Pop Culture

• Updates and jokes about the Cowboys/Texans potentially moving a preseason game due to the hurricane ([47:03]-[47:54], [119:05]-[119:18]).
• Mayweather vs. McGregor fight discussed, with gambling angles and predictions ([88:31]-[90:02]; [146:03]-[146:46]).
• Briefs on cultural events—solar eclipse reactions, weddings during the eclipse ([71:32]-[74:02]).

5. Classic Rock Tributes—AC/DC "Highway to Hell"

• Throughout the show, every segway is a track from AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” in album order.
• John asserts: “Highway to Hell is the best album AC/DC ever made. It ain’t Back in Black.” ([24:49])
• Segments include discussions on aging rock bands and a preemptive tribute before more members die ([23:54]-[25:56]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Hurricane Risk:
  “If you’re staying behind, write your Social Security number in a Sharpie on your arm. What does that tell you? You’re going to die. We’re telling you.” — J.D. ([02:02])
• Bentley Repair Rant:
  “How much do you think the estimate was? ... $88,000… The equalizer, they wanted $57,000. I need to post this estimate on our website. It is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.” — John ([22:00])
• Charity Caution:
  “Go to Red Cross. Even if it’s a church or fund me account or whatever. Red Cross.” — Bobo ([13:15])
• CarMax Competition:
  “I always say if I can’t beat a CarMax offer, I’ll give you… I’ll beat it, I promise.” — John ([05:54])
• On Aesthetics and Private School Moms:
  “The average private school mom is eight. Eight. And you see a lot of tens in there. Made me think of what did they do to get here?” — John ([128:08])
• Comic Bit—Marriage and Class Mobility:
  “She would never ever introduce her blood relatives, you know, to the family. Right?” — Bobo ([94:45])
• ‘World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch’ Parody:
  “He says they’ll take a dive for much less than college players. He is the world’s biggest son of a bitch. ‘Hey man, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light tall boy!’” — Bobo/Announcer ([54:45])
• Listener on Meth vs. The Show:
  “Who needs meth when you can get hooked on you?” — Caller ([122:44])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------------------|----------------| | Opening & Hurricane Harvey focus | 00:00–05:00 | | Car appraisals: Audi Q7, BMW 335, G35, etc. | 05:00–20:00 | | $88,000 Bentley repair story | 21:46–22:18 | | AC/DC “Highway to Hell” tribute argument | 23:54–25:56 | | Charity fraud warning; Red Cross link | 13:16, 67:00 | | Car market impact of Hurricane Harvey | 34:00–34:03 | | Cowboys/Texans stadium swap discussion | 47:03–47:54 | | Sports/gambling: Mayweather-McGregor | 88:31–90:02; 146:03–146:46 | | Private school mom "hotness theory" | 92:51–96:08; 127:41–130:19 | | CarMax challenge: “I’ll beat it” | 05:54–06:46 | | Callers: buying/selling cars, quick offers | Frequent, esp. 12:00-18:00, 52:00-70:00, etc. | | FEMA vehicles and car crushing policies | 116:51–131:48 | | Listener zinger: “Who needs meth…” | 122:44 | | "Best of" AC/DC recap and sign-off | 84:48–86:20 |

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Flow, Style, and Additional Notes

• Tone: The episode deftly mixes concern about disaster with sharp wit, quick pivots to car talk, and a running undercurrent of classic rock fandom.
• Content Density: Dense, multi-layered fast talk with car market expertise, asides, recurring characters, and improv.
• Audience Engagement: Frequent real-time bidding for cars, humorous Q&A (“Would you sell it for $4,000?”), and genuine audience relationship-building (e.g., regular shoutouts to local listeners, encouragement to donate to disaster relief).
• Cultural & Regional Humor: Jokes about Texas and Louisiana life, private school/private money social hierarchies, and regional music and sports.
• Podcast Structure: Includes some recurring ad reads and quirky fake sponsor voiceovers, interspersed with 'serious' buy-sell car dialogues.

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Final Thoughts

This episode captures The John Clay Wolfe Show at its best: brash, funny, rapid-fire, and genuinely informative—especially for anyone selling or buying a car. It doesn’t shy from tragedy but confronts it with Texan resilience and sarcasm, leavened with a deep love for old-school rock and the real quirks of American life.

For more shows, car-selling info, or to support hurricane victims, visit: GiveMeTheVIN.com, JohnClayWolf.com, or find the podcast in your favorite app.

Transcript

[A]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Claywell Show. Hi, everybody. It's your old Uncle Bob O. With my friend J.D. bryan over there. Uncle Babbo, number 11 o'. Clock. J.D. ryan. How your, how's your week going?

[B]

My week was wonderful because I don't live in Corpus. No doubt. Oh, man, what a sad deal. Raining, raining, raining, rainy. Great week. How about yours on the radio?

[A]

You know, I'm doing all right. I think I'm coming off a little bit of a sinus infection kind of.

[B]

I can hear it a little bit in your knee. My little stoppy little bit.

[C]

Speaking of Corpus and the hurricane, you can donate, go to redcross.com do that now.

[B]

Yeah. Instead of anything else you see on Facebook. There's so many things that are. I mean, it's just, it's just human nature to take advantage of people. But there are already fake, you know, fund me accounts. Don't do any of those. Go to Red Cross. Yep.

[A]

Period. They'll distribute it better. Really?

[D]

Than anybody else.

[B]

Anybody else. Even if you think what you're donating to is a good cause, don't.

[A]

Now, you've worked a lot of media, JD and what I keep seeing on TV and I've watched a lot of tv. I've been laid up for about a day and a half. Every report that I see on cnn, the big national carriers, there's always steady traffic behind these guys. Just driving around.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Isn't that great?

[A]

Just driving around.

[B]

I'll talk about this later too. I saw a lady yesterday on. Doesn't matter what channel it was, but it was one of the networks that was covered it. She's in a golf cart on the beach and talking to the news people. And she goes, well, a lot of these people should definitely evacuate because they don't know what they're. She literally does. I, of course, know what I'm doing.

[A]

What is she doing?

[B]

I'm dying. Yeah, die, lady. It's. It's 130 plus mile an hour winds and a 20 foot storm surge. Boy, yeah. You know what you're doing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Sit there in that golf cart.

[A]

But, you know, there are a lot of Die Hards on the coast.

[B]

A lot of people stayed behind. I know they were telling people, if you, if you're staying behind, write your Social Security number in a Sharpie on your arm.

[A]

Right?

[B]

What is that? Yes. The governor said no. One of the government, one of the mayors of one of the city senators said that if you're gonna stay behind Write your information on your arm. And what does that tell you? You're going to die. We're telling you. You will die.

[C]

Have you ever been in a hurricane?

[B]

I did. I was in one one time, but it was only. It was a 1 going toward 2 in the outer banks of North Carolina. I've been in worse Texas hurricane storms than. That was really.

[C]

I was one Gloria back in Connecticut. And the coolest thing. Hurricanes aren't cool. But the eye. It was during the day over. It was. That was really cool. It got me.

[D]

I was a little emotional.

[C]

JD why not as emotional as some of these other people during the eclipse.

[B]

Right, right, right, right.

[C]

It was.

[D]

It was. It was really cool, though.

[B]

You were kind of witnessing completely quiet, quiet.

[D]

And you just.

[C]

And you can see the rotation perfectly.

[D]

It was really cool.

[C]

But the rest of the storm is not.

[B]

That's the problem, I'm going to say. The fact is, you're in the eye, means the other side is coming.

[A]

You know, I saw a guy reported that a lot of reptiles, you know, the. The gators and. And your snakes, especially, are going to be moving inward. Yeah, they're in max.

[B]

They're smarter than the lady in the golf cart.

[A]

Yeah. Because they can't take that collecting salt water.

[B]

Yeah, Right.

[A]

You know, and they're like, san Antonio's gonna be snaky for years.

[B]

I don't know that that many snakes can go that far.

[D]

You think so?

[C]

Really?

[B]

Hundreds of miles?

[D]

Yeah. Really.

[A]

They crawl like two miles an hour, man.

[B]

So by Christmas, they'll be there.

[A]

Yeah. If I was heading out of Corpus Christi.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I mean, it would be a matter of pride. I wouldn't stop till I got to San Antonio. You got the river wall, maybe Austin.

[B]

No, you got great river running through.

[A]

The middle of town.

[B]

You got great T. So does Port Aransas.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Golly, I love Puerto Rican.

[B]

I was gonna go this. This before the season's over, so now'd be the time to go. And of course, it's gonna come visit us instead. Right. Because we're on you. I'm sorry. Yeah.

[A]

Our hearts are with you down there.

[B]

And they're saying. Because we're on in Houston, obviously, they're saying it potentially could loop around. I mean, never seen a hurricane do this. Go inward and loop around and head toward Houston. That's one of the models. One of the projected models.

[C]

H. It's just stalled right now, right?

[B]

Yeah. It has no steering winds at all. So it's just going to dump and dump it up. It's going to be historic flooding.

[A]

It's a lot of water.

[B]

Hey, good morning. It's a happy day.

[D]

Well, you know. I know.

[A]

I think it's fitting to be a little somber about though, man. Hurricane. It is.

[B]

And there are people that stayed behind and there'll be people that unfortunately died. So.

[D]

Did you watch it last night?

[B]

I did.

[D]

I watched Good morning.

[B]

As much as I could take.

[D]

Sorry I'm late. The. The line at Starbucks was long. The gal with the small fingers on her elbow kept dropping my chains. I finally said, just keep it.

[A]

Just keep it.

[D]

We haven't talked about her in years.

[B]

You work so much shield there. Really.

[D]

Ulta. And listeners will get a laugh out of that. Hang on, let me grab this call real quick. Cecil, what you got?

[A]

Good morning.

[D]

Where you from? Hello? Hello.

[E]

Hi, this is Hugel from Deshoto and I have a 2014 Audi Q7.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yes. With 33,000 miles on it.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

And I want to kill it.

[D]

Okay. Does it have all the gear, the big wheels?

[E]

Yeah, it has the. The Prestige S line and it's really clean. Super clean.

[B]

Super clean.

[E]

Yeah. I need to show it pretty quick.

[A]

What kind of wheels?

[D]

Super, super clean. What have you got to bet on anywhere?

[E]

Yeah, she got a. A CarMax shop for 35, 000.

[D]

Why didn't you sell it to them?

[E]

Because I need to get top dollar for it. Yeah, no, I'm glad the money right now.

[D]

I'll beat it.

[E]

I'm gonna touch spot, right?

[D]

How much do I have to beat it by? You got 35 grand of CarMax. I always say if I can't beat a CarMax offer, I'll give you. I'll beat it. I promise. That's already done. Do you have a title to it or is it.

[E]

Yes, another payoff of 1616, 300.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So if you could beat it and pick it up. I need it picked up by Monday.

[A]

As soon as possible.

[B]

You guys, will you stop?

[F]

Stop.

[D]

I'll beat it by. Can I beat it by 500 and pick it up Monday?

[A]

Really? Have 6.

[D]

33 5.

[E]

Yes, yes, yes, please. What do I do next?

[D]

Go to.

[B]

Go to givemethevin.com and put the numbers in. Put the VIN numbers in and we'll have somebody call you. The guys in the buying room are working today, so they will call you within an hour or so and they'll. And they'll set the deal. Literally combine.

[D]

Take a picture of the Carmax offer and send it with it. Say, John promised me 33. 5 he'd pick it up Monday and we'll get it handled. Done deal. Thanks, Cecil.

[E]

Awesome. Thank you.

[B]

Y' all stop it. Stop it, will you?

[A]

I didn't say a word.

[D]

No, I'm just. I've got something.

[B]

Good. Good.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Some of your teeth there.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe some of you guys from the Starbucks.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He sounded a lot like Bill Murray. Like Carl Spackler and Cattle Shack Caddyshack to me.

[A]

Sincerely. Where they have six. Everybody 600. They said if Carmax. If you could beat the carmax off by 600. I had a dream.

[B]

That's a Cinderella story. I know.

[A]

I met Billy Graham and he said be righteous in your heart and get as much. As much dollars as you can. Definitely $600.

[D]

Good morning, Bobbo. Hi. How are you?

[A]

I've been better. Man.

[D]

Did you watch the TV last night? Watch the. Watch the guy in the hurricane suit from the beach. That's always fun.

[A]

I don't know what I've done for about 48 hours. I. I came down, got like a sinus infection. I've been laid up.

[D]

Beats the hell out of chlamydia.

[A]

I missed a lot.

[D]

Look at the bright side. I think sun is shining and I don't have chlamydia.

[A]

Amen.

[D]

It's a great Saturday morning. Hello, oklahomans.

[F]

Happy Saturday.

[D]

You do have chlamydia.

[A]

Sgds.

[D]

I'm on the HMO plan.

[A]

Did you touch you the crabs?

[D]

No one's gonna want to call into just a touch of the crabs.

[B]

Everybody doesn't have great diction like you guys.

[A]

It's not like. Not like. Not like a dozens of crabs. It's just predators. Two, three. I know.

[B]

So you got that going for you?

[A]

Six crabs, right?

[D]

So I got that going for me. Do the straight newsman thing and get us back. Tell us about hurricanes.

[B]

Hurricane Harvey will lar is brought large scale damage. FEMA chiefs are afraid residents did not heed the warning. I love one of the actual city mayors was telling people on television if you stay behind, put your Social Security number hang on your arm.

[D]

We have a. We have a quote from that mayor right here.

[B]

Oh, we do? What did he say?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, There he is.

[A]

Mr. Ryan?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For those who stay behind and we don't discourage this, but would like to make sure that if you don't have anything per chance like a dog tag you can clip on your tooth.

[B]

Most people don't just write your.

[A]

Your Social Security number right on your arm. Please refrain from writing things like bank account numbers.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Social Security or your proper mailing address. There will be a team of telemarketers coming into the area to get all the information. And not to mention there, you know, there's a vote coming in the fall.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. You know voting registration cards are really easy to. So don't put your address or any pictures. Don't attach any pictures to your person.

[B]

I gotcha.

[D]

And we have actually there's Carl Spackler from Caddyshacky. He was at the. You were. Carl. You were in Port Aransas last night.

[A]

I've got to say I'm quite surprised you have Bubo. What doing? Doing my shtick. You know I've got a patent in coffee ride as well.

[D]

On what?

[B]

A patented copyright.

[D]

On what?

[A]

Carl Spangler. Carl Spangler. Porter Rancher's grass.

[B]

Porter Ransom.

[A]

Worked on it for a long time. It's actually a hydroponic mix grown in a mixture of Orange crush. Orange crush and A1 steak sauce. Yeah. You can actually. You could use it on your steak and take it home and smoke yourself into the bejesus barrel. Very nice. Makes a little harsh.

[D]

Jeremy and Denton, good morning.

[A]

You're on the paintball.

[D]

I'm good. What do we got?

[E]

I've got. I've got a 2009 BMW 335. I just passed 80, 000. I'm toying with the idea of selling it.

[D]

Toyne? Toying. That's serious. Yeah. Whenever somebody uses the word toying they're ready to go. Does it have navigation?

[E]

No navigation. It's all leather. It's got sunroof. It's the sport package. Six speed manual. It's really clean.

[D]

You said it's a two door.

[E]

That shows. Where is the driver's seat?

[D]

Two door, four door.

[E]

Four door.

[D]

Okay. 335 Twin Turbo. Does. Yes. On the sunroof. Right.

[E]

What was that?

[D]

Sunroof. Sunroof.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Average rougher clay.

[E]

It's clean.

[D]

Eight grand. Really? Yeah. 09 BMW 335 sedan. Stick with 80 on it. Yeah. And it can't have any. Check engine lights or turbo problems because those things are really. They're a pain in the butt.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What did the dealership hit you up that you were just toying with?

[E]

I haven't checked with them yet.

[D]

Go toy with them. And I think you'll be very surprised with my number.

[E]

Really? I've seen them going a lot higher. I've been looking around.

[G]

Carl.

[D]

What do you. Carl? The guy thinks I'm bidding him low. He thinks he's Seen him higher.

[A]

What was your number again?

[E]

What was that?

[A]

What was your number again?

[E]

My number?

[B]

What was your number? Your car, the number on your car. The amount.

[E]

Oh, the. Wait, what do you. What I think it's going for Carl.

[D]

Ask the question where he can understand you. You were.

[A]

How much, how much were you offered for the automobile?

[E]

I wasn't. I haven't checked it.

[D]

I think probably $6008-0080-0723-4800, 800.

[B]

People are gonna stop calling.

[D]

They haven't even started yet.

[B]

I know it's early morning.

[D]

It's early morning.

[B]

Everybody's reacting.

[D]

Hey, I asked Rob. So on 925, which is our Dallas hub station, there is a Red Cross link. And I asked Rob, our it man, to grab that and put it on givemetheven.com also. So.

[B]

Right.

[D]

I don't know if that's there yet.

[B]

Either way, it's real easy. It's Red Cross, redcross.org But we were talking about that before you got here. And just like if anybody wants to give, that's the place to do it. Don't go for anybody else you see on Facebook, even. Even if it's a church or fund me account or whatever. Go to redcross.

[D]

Go to 92.5 and click on the link.

[B]

92.5 and click on the Link.

[D]

Yep. In Dallas, KZPS, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is Saturday. It is the day after Hurricane Harvey. We are still buying cars. Uncle Roy asked me if we should send the crew to Austin Austin this morning to go pick one up. I said, call the customer, right. And see what they say. Because there's a. I said, here's the way to do it. Ask the seller in Austin if they'll meet you halfway. And if they say, there's no way I'm getting out in this stuff, then there's your answer.

[B]

Then don't go.

[D]

Yeah, but yeah, we're still the. The north of Austin's not too bad yet. I was looking on the radar. It looks like Austin's starting to get hit right now.

[B]

And there's a chance that even might for the folks in Houston, it might loop around and come back to Houston. So just keep your eyes open.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Be back in just a minute.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe.

[H]

Has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna Dyden. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[A]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

I've been around the world, Bob. I'll explain the highway to Hell intros in a minute. They're all morning long in order. You may note, the first intro this morning was highway to Hell. Girls Got Rhythm right now, the next one will be walked all over you. If that's number three. I forgot what number three is. Trace. Good morning. You're on the air. Sanders. Trace Infinity. Yes, sir. Hey. Hey. Where are you calling from? Bring them up.

[E]

I live in the Colony.

[D]

The Colony? Well, I have an office in the Colony, so that is good. So we can make a deal. And you can come down the street and get your check and I won't have to come get it. 03 G35 coupe, automatic or stick? What color?

[E]

Black. With black rims, black emblem, black grill.

[D]

It's all geeked out. Is it nice? Oh, yeah.

[E]

It's perfect condition.

[D]

All right. How long have you had it?

[E]

I've had it probably three months, four months.

[D]

Why are you selling it?

[E]

Because I'm a car salesman. I work in Nissan and I buy cars. I sell them all the time.

[D]

Okay, so have you already tried to retail it? Now you're calling me to wholesale it?

[E]

Actually, I haven't tried to resell it. I just heard you all on the radio and I figured, why not?

[D]

Is this the first time you've ever heard us on the radio?

[E]

I listen to 92.5all the time, but I usually listen to XM.

[D]

Yeah, we've been doing this for 13 years now. 12. No, 12 years. So. Good morning, Trace.

[E]

Good morning.

[D]

What? What? Where do you work?

[E]

I work at gun Nissan and Denton.

[D]

All right.

[E]

Just opened up.

[D]

Speaking of, we need to hire some more buyers. I'm not saying we want to hire you, but. Because if you don't. Listen, if you're an ex. Im. Listener. Then you're probably not our kind of guy anyway. But I do need. I need to put a shout out to people that, like, we were fixing to build another team because we're gonna go to Florida and. Forgive me, the vin. And where we need to hire, we're gonna start interviewing a lot of people. So if you'll email your resumes to hire me atgive me thevend.com we're going to start gathering resumes and hiring buyers and logistics people and drivers. If you need a job driving a car around the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex or Houston Metroplex or Austin San Antonio Metroplex, we're. We're hiring a lot of people.

[B]

When you say Florida, though, they. They're going to operate here?

[D]

Yeah, yeah. The buyers. So. So every. Give me the VIN works out of a headquarters.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And. And they'll be working customers on the website. Customers.

[B]

So you don't have to move to Florida.

[D]

No, no, no. You have to move to Florida. Okay. 03 Infiniti G35. So y' all traded for it at the Nissan store for three grand. You gave them four grand, and you want five grand for me?

[E]

I bought it myself.

[D]

Right, but was it not a trade in at the Nissan store?

[E]

No, no, I bought it. I bought it at a huge car lot.

[D]

Okay. How much is it?

[E]

How much do you think I should get for it?

[D]

Well, I'm in the wholesale business. I pay the high end of wholesale. I'm a dealer. I beat CarMax. I beat all the other guys, you know, by a 500. Up to a thousand. Hell, did you see that deal yesterday? Turley would be CarMax by 3,000 bucks.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Wow.

[D]

Anyway, Trace, how much is this car? You're a dealer. What? How much is it?

[E]

I got offered from my store 500.

[D]

$5,000.

[E]

5,500.

[D]

Okay, 5,500. Double nickels. What we call that in the trade. So does. Does a double nickel buy it?

[E]

I think six would buy it.

[D]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll look. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

And dear God, send a couple of pictures.

[D]

Just.

[B]

It's so easy.

[D]

Just please. And get the VIN straight.

[B]

Yeah, Lord. Hey, we have some breaking news out of Austin. If you like Uncle Roy.

[D]

And the drivers have just been blown away. Nope.

[B]

But if you like your Franklin Barbecue, you know Franklin Barbecue down on 11th at Frank. Okay. If you like your barbecue, like, well done, I mean, really well done, you'll like it today. Because they had a fire this morning. You like your girls black?

[D]

I don't mean like Beyonce black.

[B]

Austin.

[D]

I mean like surely from what's happening black.

[B]

I'm trying to help you, man. Austin fire Officials tweeted before 6am Saturday they had officials on the scene at the 900 block of East 11th there at Franklin Barbecue. Heavy, heavy damage, especially to the smoker area. So again, Franklin Barbecue. Franklin Barbecue caught on fire this morning in Austin.

[D]

What did it? What caused it?

[B]

It doesn't say. It's in that. I'm gonna say the fact that it's got a 24 hour, seven day a week, 900 year old burning fire in there. Probably. I don't know.

[D]

Nothing to do with Harvey.

[B]

No, nothing to do with Harvey.

[D]

Harvey Wallbanger. No, I have a Harvey Wallbanger in the blonde over there, sir.

[A]

Hope the Chili Parlor's still there.

[B]

Yeah, no, it's. Anyway, so in Austin, that happened this morning. So if you're thinking about going there for lunch, don't.

[A]

I'm going there next week.

[D]

Is it toast or is it just.

[B]

On fire right now? It was on fire this morning at six. So there it's. It's right to this point of being tapped out. So they don't know how much damage yet.

[D]

And right now it's 8:30. So it's. It's been burning for two and a half hours. And it's not that big of a place, right?

[B]

It's not.

[D]

So it might be burned probably. Now you think if you were gonna. If you were a gambling man. You call it totaled?

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna be close for a while.

[D]

I sold a Bentley. Yes. No, it was a Rolls. And it's the funniest story, okay? Had a aftermarket stereo in it, okay? Rocking ass stereo. Guy buys it, okay. And he's jamming on the stereo. Sure blows the equalizer. Oh, geez. Okay. But the EQ was like the hub of a lot of other things, so a lot of other things started going wrong, okay? And then they're called back. I saw it, sold it at the auction, gave 42,000 for it.

[B]

Okay, good.

[D]

Sold it for 42,500.

[F]

Good.

[D]

I mean, nothing that didn't even cover transportation, right? And this guy, oh, this car's bad. Blah. I'm like, hang on just a second. We drove this car, knew this car inside. Now start looking. I call my guy. That's Uncle Norman, say, check this thing out. He said, it needs an EQ that runs the hub of all this other stuff, okay? So I said, Just put an EQ in it. They blew it up and we'll get it back to him. I don't want it. It's a problem. They take it to the Bentley dealership in Dallas.

[B]

Oh, geez.

[D]

Remember? What did I sell the car for?

[B]

42. 5.

[D]

Okay. They got an estimate on it.

[B]

Oh, here we go.

[A]

I can't wait.

[D]

How much do you think the estimate.

[B]

Was to fix it or to what?

[D]

Yeah, just to get it all back up. Perfect to spec. This is like a 10 year old Bentley.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

Perfect.

[B]

A thousand.

[D]

No, keep going.

[B]

Really? 2,000.

[A]

Oh, come on.

[D]

$88,000.

[B]

Stop it.

[D]

Oh, stop it.

[F]

So stupid.

[B]

Stop it.

[D]

The equalizer. They wanted $57,000.

[B]

Are you being serious?

[D]

I swear to God. I need to post this estimate on our website. It is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[B]

Oh my.

[D]

$88,000 repair bill. I was going to say 57 grand of fix. The equalizer to fix a $45,000 car. You think those guys make any money? We'll be right back.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[H]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on. Not if you're headed to the dealership. Get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't, check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Listen to those drums. Survive. I got to thinking.

[A]

Oh, right.

[D]

Ac, dc, right?

[E]

Right.

[A]

You're all on about ACDC this morning. What's the deal?

[D]

Well, you know, we always celebrate all these people when they die and this happens and that happens. These guys are getting old. Somebody's gonna die.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So I wanted to go ahead and do a ACDC tribute ahead of time. Ahead of time, huh? I don't know if it's for Angus, but Bond, I mean, the lead singer in this song is probably gonna die. No, he already died. That's Right. When was that?

[A]

80, 81, 79 79.

[D]

Right. So, bon Scott. Everybody's Back in Black. They have a drink on me sure shook me all night long. Back in Black.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Giving the dog a Bone. That's the Anthem album. That's the one that everybody mainstream knows.

[A]

That sounds like really ripe. You know what I mean? Betting material. Because I bet you that one of the Rolling Stones dies before anybody from AC DC lands.

[D]

Well, to stay on track, this, you know, I just wanted. I want to go ahead and make the claim right now that highway to Hell is the best album that ACDC ever made. It ain't Back in Black. Oh, don't make that face and look at me see, you're like the rest of them. You're the person that I need to convert. You're the person I'm trying to get through to. This is the best album ACD ever made. This is the Sex, Drugs, rock and roll album. That other stuff is fluffed up big anthem, stadium pop.

[A]

Great Dirty Deeds.

[D]

Dirty Deeds. Good. Dirty Deeds was before this. Back in Black was their sellout album. Back in. Yeah. Back in Black made them famous.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

But this is the album to get to know.

[A]

They were produced by Def Leppard. Boy on that one.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Wasn't that Mutt Lang?

[D]

Yeah. And he did it for. He did it for Def Leppard. He did it for Shania. He did it for. I think. I think he did the same thing to them that he did to Shania. Behind Closed Doors.

[A]

Twice. Maybe.

[D]

Maybe. But I don't think they had any kids with it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Anyway, throughout the show today, all of the intros, in order, are the tracks off of highway to Hell album. Highway to Hell's an anthem song. Everybody knows highway to Hell. But that's not the good song on this album. This is the good song on this album, but you got to get familiar with it to love it. Anyway, so that's what we're doing today. John, good morning. You're on the air. John BMW. John. Is he up? John Shaw.

[A]

Good morning. Good morning. Hey.

[D]

Hey.

[E]

Hello.

[D]

Hi. Are you ACDC fan? Oh, yeah.

[E]

The first concert I ever went to.

[D]

Do you agree with what I'm. What I'm preaching here? Do you feel what I'm saying?

[E]

I do. I'm picking up what you're laying down.

[D]

Good. Thank you. Bobbo is not picking up what I'm laying down. At least someone is. But you drive a 2012 BMW 7 Series and Bobbo drives an 04 Malibu, so maybe you and I are on a different level than Bob.

[F]

He just.

[E]

He's gotta just upgrade his thinking. A higher way of living or higher way of expectations. I don't know.

[D]

I came here in a seventy thousand dollar BMW. And you got here in a Hyundai.

[A]

That's my name.

[E]

They both get you where you need to go though.

[D]

Hey, a 740 is a long. What color is it?

[E]

It's white. Good frost white or whatever they call it.

[D]

Average MMR is 8. Average MMR, which is average market pricing is $18,000.

[E]

18. Okay.

[D]

I want to buy the car. Do you want to sell the car?

[E]

Well, my wife wants a last thing and then during that time they let us drive the new X5 and my wife wants to get one of those. So maybe you have some one of those laying around. 14 to 16 and we can just swap them out.

[D]

I had a 17 last week and I normally don't. I normally don't sell cars to the public. We just buy and we just handle them wholesale because we do 300 cars a week. So I don't have a sales staff and all, but I do want to buy this car. What city are you in?

[E]

Roanoke.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

South Lake Trophy Club.

[D]

Average MMR is 18 grand. I'm gonna put 20,000 on it. Okay, that's two grand over average MMR because I like, I like what you're laying down. I want to buy it. So when you go to givemetheven.com or it may be loaded in right now from the phone call, tell them that I bid you at $20,000 with a clean carfax and I want to buy it. And that's a 48 hour offer.

[E]

Okay, great.

[D]

Thanks, man. 800. That's right. Let's go. Bob, you need to go to the auction with us someday.

[A]

I haven't been in a long, long time.

[D]

It's more exciting now than it used to be.

[A]

Really?

[B]

How so?

[D]

Just, just a lot, lot more activity and I have so many cars. We have no time to no sell anything. And it's just fluid.

[B]

And somebody asked me the other day how many cars you move on an average auction day?

[D]

200.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

I mean that's unbelievable.

[D]

It's a lot. God, it's a lot. Is it ever.09 G6GT with buck 11. Kevin, is this, is it broke? Is anything wrong with it? I keep buying these Pontiacs, these old ones and something's always wrong with them.

[E]

Nothing that I know of at the moment. I did a pretty good job of fixing it myself though.

[D]

What did you have to fit yourself? Okay, see, did you hear what he just said? I Put. I put an alternator on it yesterday. His Pontiac won't keep running either. Do you know what Pontiac stands for? And we'll get to it later.

[E]

I do know what they stand for, but we can't sit on the air.

[D]

It's not a Cadillac, Kevin. It's not a Cadillac.

[E]

Hey, I didn't want this car, okay?

[D]

Does two grand buy it?

[A]

I mean.

[E]

It might have to, I.

[D]

Don'T know, go to. Give me the Vindog. You live in Fort Worth? We're in Fort Worth. I've got my checkbook right here. Here we can we pick up anywhere but for you guys.

[E]

About 10,000 of these probably is your problem.

[D]

No, I get rid of them pretty quick. But I always lose money on them because they just. They won't pass arbitration. I'll try to sell them to the dealers that handle them, and they always kick them back on me because this is wrong and that is wrong. Then I sell them at the auction and they get turned down for arbitration reasons, which is this is wrong and that is wrong. So I have to sell them on a red light and I lose a thousand bucks. I give you two grand.

[E]

So you hate them. You hate him as much as I do.

[D]

I do. I hate him. All right. 800. 817.

[F]

I'll tell you, John.

[D]

Hi, devil.

[F]

Hi, everybody. Prince of Darkness here. Don't forget to ask if the tape deck is operational in that Pontiac.

[B]

Tape deck?

[F]

Yeah, because a Pontiac without music is really just a waste of time.

[B]

But a tape deck, sure. Okay. No CD, no satellite radio.

[F]

Ah, CDs too clean.

[B]

Too clean? Oh, you want muddy? No, just noise ridden music.

[F]

I was talking to an old friend, Charlie Manson the other day. Yeah, they. They got him a copy of the newly remastered White Album.

[B]

Oh, really?

[F]

Yeah, I gave it to him there in lockup in California.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Nobody saw him for days. He went in, you know, put his headphones on. He came out after a couple of days. He said, you know, I really. I really should apologize. You know, the sound is so clean and crisp. Come to find out, the Beatles really weren't talking to me at.

[D]

In town. There's a local show. There's a station called the Ticket.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

Have you ever heard of it?

[F]

You bet.

[D]

I heard you on there the other day.

[F]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah. What were you doing? I thought you were our guest.

[F]

Well, I mean, I'm, you know, I'm picking up souls anywhere I can. Sports audiences right now are being pretty fruitful.

[D]

When you come onto our station and when we start, you know, building your Brand on our station. We don't appreciate you ripping us off and going across town and doing the same thing and copying us.

[F]

Well, I promise I'm doing it for.

[B]

The money we're having to build Satan's brand. You just said. I just want to make sure I heard it.

[F]

Hey, there's no, there's no shame in a JD.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

How about a little sympathy?

[B]

Kind of is for the devil.

[D]

Sympathy for the devil.

[F]

Okay, got it. That's the style, Brandon.

[D]

An 03 Accord with 100 on it is a two door, four door.

[E]

It's two door.

[D]

Is it a four cylinder, six.

[E]

Six cylinder, stick shift?

[D]

Average, rough or clean?

[E]

I'd go between average and clean.

[D]

Is the paint coming off of it? No. Is 2 grand buying?

[E]

I was hoping for 25.

[D]

I can probably do it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and show me the pictures. Say, John, hit me at 2. I'll take 25 and let's wrap it up.

[E]

If this thing, the thing doesn't flood in this damn flash flood, I'm on Houston right now.

[D]

I hear you, man. Hey, I've got a bunch of cars sitting at a. At a place in Houston and I wanted to move them yesterday to higher ground at our. We have a location off Westfield Road by intercon and.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And I know that it, you know, in the past 16 years, it's never flooded. So I'm like, this is safe. And I don't want to throw anybody in the dirt. The dealership we bought them from. But it was a long story. And I was like, we want to get these cars out of here now. We bought them the night before, didn't have time to overnight the checks. This guy's a jerk. And he was like, well, if I don't have payment, I said, here's the deal. I sent him and his bosses, his corporate bosses a letter. I said, I'm trying to get these cars out of there and out of harm's way to a known dry area. Right. If these cars flood, they're yours, they're not mine.

[B]

Fair.

[D]

And he wrote back, well, if you were that worried about it, you should have wired us the money today. I said, well, I didn't think about it until right now.

[A]

Right.

[D]

But if a fire is coming at something and you don't move the assets, it's your fault.

[B]

It is.

[D]

That's how I feel about it. So, yeah, Brian, if this thing, if this thing turns into a U boat, it's yours, not mine. If it doesn't, I'll buy it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[B]

We're going to be the next thing. I guess that'll affect. Affect the market at some point. All the cars in that area that are flooded.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

I mean, there'll be tons.

[D]

It'll, it'll. It'll affect it in a positive way.

[C]

Because they'll need cars.

[D]

Neil. A16F2F250 was 40,000 miles. Platinum. Is it a diesel?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, it's a diesel.

[D]

Long or short bed?

[E]

Short bed.

[D]

What color?

[A]

White.

[D]

Sunroof.

[E]

Say again?

[D]

Sunroof. Yes or no?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, sunroof.

[D]

Fully loaded. Sixteen with a roof. So it's 40, 40, 40, 40,40, 40, 40, 40, 40. What is it, 45 grand, man.

[E]

That's a little bit shaft. I've seen them, seen them going for high 40s, low 50s. They're getting hard to find.

[D]

That I'm not arguing with you, but that ain't true. The price thing, they might be asking that for them, but they're not hard to find in Ford, Dodge and General Motors all came out with monster rebates on their heavy trucks. And two days ago, in these next two ones, the 16s and 17s are coming down. Put me down for 45 and I will look for more. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let me see a picture. I'll take that VIN number and put it in my magic box and see if it offers me more money.

[E]

Sounds good, John.

[D]

Thanks, man. 800-800-7234. We've got your Bob O. We've got your J.D. ryan. We've got your Mike Turley and myself, John Clark Wolf here with you this morning, this Hurricane Harvey morning. Go to givingtheven.com and there's a red Cross link that is co sponsored with 92.5 in Dallas. Donate to hurricane victims because they're gonna need it. People. Mean my doubt at home. Spend my money Took my call Started.

[B]

Telling a friend she gonna be a stuff.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now John Clay.

[D]

Track number four on the highway to hell LP. A touch too much, Bob. I'm gonna get you converted before the day's over, okay? This album touched me as a young child. I used to listen to this album on my way to train church in my walk room. Highway to Hell album with a church. Yeah, the highway. I went to church every day. I went to All Saints Episcopal School. I was a Christian Boy Chapel every day. Communion once a week.

[A]

Yeah. Are you.

[D]

Turn it up, Turley. This is church music. Church music, Jamie.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, these churches are trying to be cool with all these rock bands on the stage. This is the one they need to be playing. The highway to Hell album by acdc. It's the best freaking album ever. It's the best album ACDC ever made. And I want to make sure that before we're doing a tribute before they die.

[B]

Okay, Good idea.

[D]

Everybody gets excited and starts playing all this music after these guys die. I'm like, ACDC deserves it. The acdc. You think you know the back and black AC dc. The who makes who. Acdc. The money talks. ACDC is not acdc. No, this is it. Before Dirty Deeds, the. The. The beginning albums. But this was the album before Back in Black. This was the last Bon Scott album. This is the real stuff. This is the uncut dope. This is the disco stuff.

[A]

Unfiltered.

[D]

Yes. Okay, I've got. So I'm just gonna play highway to Hell intros all the way through. What's her this morning.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

In order. Turn it up again, Turl. You got to hear it louder, damn it. Louder. The country stations are like, what's he doing to us? Oh my. My ears are bleeding. I thought they were just kidding about that devil character my cowboy had burst into flames.

[A]

He's listening to his lead in music.

[D]

He didn't have a decent yodel in the bunch.

[B]

Travis, where's the fiddle?

[D]

Travis? A17 Ford F150 with 800 miles. What's the story? Why do we have this car this new, that never got driven?

[E]

We bought it, traded in a super duty on it and just don't really care for it. Looking to get into another. Probably an older 7.3 super duty.

[D]

Again, 800 miles.

[F]

Yeah, bought it.

[E]

Bought it in April and we've driven it like 250 miles.

[D]

Is this a company truck?

[E]

No, personal.

[D]

Is it leather?

[E]

No, xlt. It's black cloth, power seats, navigation, four wheel drive.

[D]

Did you borrow. Did you borrow money on it or just pay for it?

[E]

No, it's got a loan on it.

[D]

How much?

[E]

How much are you willing to give for it?

[D]

So what's the payoff? How much is the payoff? 35. It's a two wheel drive. It's a four wheel drive. I have to look that one up. I haven't bought a 17F150. But you're gonna trade it in no matter what. I mean, are you gonna sell it to Me? Or are you gonna trade it in?

[E]

Well, I'd rather sell it to you. Probably get more money than trade in.

[D]

Okay, well, let's look it up real quick. I. I would be lying if I said I knew the market on the 800 mile 17 cloth Ford truck. I can figure it out real quick though. Or I can take a hell of a guess. How about that? Have you been to a dealership yet and had any trading offers?

[E]

No, not yet. Probably just gonna. Probably pay cash for another old super duty. So I was just looking to sell it out.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Are you an ACDC fan?

[E]

Absolutely.

[D]

Are you. Are you feeling what I'm trying to tell the people? Are you getting my vibe? Are you. Are you taking in what I'm throwing down?

[E]

I think I'm picking up what you're.

[D]

Putting down about the back in black versus the highway to Hell stuff. It's a different deal, man. And these people that think that they're AC DC fans, they don't even know acdc. And I'm trying to. I'm trying to get them into it before they all die in Hurricane Harvey.

[E]

Good idea.

[D]

Okay. Xlt. Is it a five liter?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Six speed.

[D]

That's what got me thinking about it. JD Is the hurricane coming through Texas blowing everybody away? These guys are from Australia. There could be a hurricane come and hit Australia and kill all the members of acdc. And. And if I hadn't had a chance to explain.

[B]

There you go.

[G]

Right.

[D]

Now you understand where all this is coming from.

[B]

God, man, you're such a visionary. Well, you are.

[D]

Those hurricanes I know they'll kill your rock guys quicker than you know. Harvey, are you here? No. No.

[B]

Is he really Harvey? Now, children, this is Hurricane Harvey speaking to us.

[D]

Hurricane Harvey.

[B]

I had no idea.

[A]

You should know.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[A]

How to survive in a hurricane?

[B]

You should have said in Hurricane Bill first.

[A]

If you could find some yellow pudding pops, you call me.

[D]

Harvey, Don't. Hey, I don't want to talk about pudding pops.

[A]

Dr. Harvey.

[D]

Don't be a dumbass, Harvey. Talk about what got you in trouble last time. Dumbass Slap. God almighty. This guy.

[A]

Slap some delicious.

[C]

Harvey.

[A]

Canned Spaghettios. Yes.

[D]

Bye.

[A]

With Meatballs.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800800 radio. Remember, we were just playing around with that. It is serious and there's a lot of people displaced this morning and injured. And if you go to givemetheven.com There's a red cross. Donate to tab across the top and you can donate 10 bucks. Just text to $10.99. I think it is. Go to givemetheven.com and there's a link at the top of the page. 800800 7234. Scott, why is your.07 caliber repoed by the FBI?

[E]

What it was. We actually had a repo guy that we were doing an investigation on that we were a part of and we found a stolen visa, a couple stolen vehicles, some things that were being chops and the caliber was just sitting on the property. Once we ran the VIN and everything on it, we found that the vehicle was not part of anything illegal that this person was doing. But what he had done is he actually repoed it for a company out of California. So from.

[D]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. The show's only four hours long. So do you own this car?

[E]

No, do not own it. We have legal possession of who has.

[D]

Is you the FBI? Do you work for the FBI?

[E]

No, I do not. I'm a Texas bounty hunter.

[D]

Okay, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Do you have the right to sell it?

[E]

Yes, we do. Actually. We have already spoken to the lien holder and the backstory is is they wanted us to go ahead and take it to an auction in Fort Worth. So we transported the vehicle to support worth to be sold at auction. And they changed their mind and backed out out that they wanted to go after the person.

[D]

I don't want to mess with this one. The.07 caliber with 107 and a bunch of dope head crackheads tied to it and bounty hunters and FBI. This is. I'm out. Yeah, y' all keep that one. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four.

[A]

Have you ever had a bounty hunter before?

[D]

No, but I'm definitely not going to get involved with a bunch of meth addicts over a.07 caliber with 110.

[B]

A couple of blood stains in the back seat come right out.

[D]

You shot. What's that guy's name in Pulp Fiction? Clarence in the face. You shot Marvin in the face. Michael, you're on your way to dealerships. What are you gonna buy?

[E]

Chevy.

[D]

New or used?

[E]

A new one.

[D]

What city are you being in?

[E]

I'm in. Keller.

[D]

Keller. You're trading a 064 an F150 with 170, right?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Here's what I want to do. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[D]

Cloth. This got me in trouble with Carmax, but I don't give a damn, don't care. You know, actually I up my Annie on CarMax, I'll pay you 200 if I don't beat your CarMax offer. But so we had a guy call in. He was going to Carmax to get a bed.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And I said, call me when you get there.

[F]

All right.

[D]

And we did the back with the Carmax buyer inside the Carmax store, and we got the Carmax buyer on the air with us. And then Carmax called me, and they were all mad, and I said, I'm sorry. And I backed off. And they said, we're not going to buy any of your cars at the auction anymore because of it. I was like, okay, I understand. So we sat around for 90 days, and because they were a good customer of mine and I've been a good customer of theirs, long story short, they're not going to get over it, so screw them. But, Michael, back to you. I want you to do the same thing.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

When you get to the dealerships and they start working trade numbers, I want you to call me. We're gonna be on the air until noon today.

[E]

I'm walking in right now.

[D]

All right, so go ahead and get your process started. Once you get down to, like, where you're ready to do something, call me, tell me where they're at on the trade in, and I'll see if I can improve it and we can get the salesman on the phone and all. What store you at?

[E]

AutoNation Chevrolet.

[F]

Right now?

[E]

Now, I had a. They offered me 3,000 on it yesterday at a different dealership.

[D]

Okay, so you already got three. You said it's leather. Cloth.

[E]

Cloth.

[D]

And is it a two, a four, four door or two door?

[E]

That's a four door.

[D]

Two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[E]

Two wheel drive.

[D]

Okay, I know. I'll give 3,500 so you can go and put me down for 3,500.

[E]

All right?

[D]

All right, bye. Call me back on the air. Call me back on the air in the moment. Like when the manager comes back in there to do the close down on you and you got that four square in front of you and people are writing all over white paper with colored ink.

[B]

Yep, they do.

[D]

That's when, you know, when it really gets intense and you want to go talk to your wife and they try to talk you out of that, that's when I want. Call me on speakerphone. We'll put you on there.

[B]

Put one finger over.

[D]

All right, thanks. I'm calling my buddy John808. Just call. That's what we need, a panic button.

[B]

Yeah, perfect.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So the easy button that they.

[D]

We are like a panda. When you're in the dealerships negotiating, just put the VIN number and the miles into givemetheven.com on info. Sam sitting here at the store, they offer me 10,000. If you can beat it, I'll sell it to you now. Boom.

[B]

That'd be great.

[D]

I mean, if people bring us deals where we can make a yes, no decision, we act a lot more interested.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Versus just bidding a bunch of cars, providing free insurance to the world.

[B]

Pretty much what you're doing.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

But if you're ready. Yeah, if you're ready now.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

800.

[D]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Remember, we're hiring. It. Give me the VIN. We're growing. We're going into more markets. I need to hire buyers. Previous sales people have proven to be good.

[F]

Sure.

[D]

Buyers. We're hiring buyers. We're hiring drivers for the Dallas Fort Worth in the Houston and the Austin markets.

[B]

Does that just take a regular driver's license?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And that's really all we're hiring for right now. I think we've got everything else filled, but we need to hire a bunch of buyers and email your resume to hire [e-mail]. baba. What? Do you have anything funny for me? I want to be. I need to be entertained.

[A]

Do I have anything funny for you?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure somewhere.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

Let me check my breast pocket, sir.

[C]

Well, while you're doing that, if you want to read your run list there, we could do some sports. Oh, there's a big boxing match this.

[B]

Today for my spot and I with that, I have Houston Texan Dallas Cowboy information.

[C]

Oh, what to go with that?

[B]

First, Cowboys have offered their stadium to the Houston Texans in the event the Hurricane Harvey wreaks havoc this week on Houston. The Cowboys and Texans are scheduled to play their final preseason game Thursday at the NRG stadium in Houston. But of course, that may, you know, 23 inches of rain potentially in the Houston area. That may all be out the wind. And of course, Jerry stepped right up. We like them folks in Houston. We just come on up here now. It's gonna cost you a few dollars, but we'll be glad to have you in our state.

[C]

He gets to keep all the revenue.

[B]

You come on up and use our stadium. We'll even close the roof for you.

[D]

So all the refugees from Hurricane Harvey are invited to come to. To come here and watch stadium.

[B]

Stadium. And I'm sure he's done it just out of the goodness of his heart.

[D]

But he's gonna sell him some beer and hot dogs right here.

[B]

Bad kind of guy. He said we're working with them. Certainly our doors open.

[D]

We certainly love the P. $20 beers, $50 hot dogs.

[C]

It's interesting though. Will they open it up like the Superdome did in New Orleans?

[B]

No, not just no.

[C]

I'm talking about Houston. The Reliance stadium.

[B]

Oh, oh, Reliance stadium.

[C]

Will they do that?

[D]

That was a. There's a lot of political backlash on that. Yeah, there's a lot of.

[C]

No, I don't think that's going to happen.

[B]

I'm sorry if you stayed behind.

[D]

Kyle, Good morning. You're on the air. 11 wranglers in a four door.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Lifted or stock?

[E]

It's lifted. Got a three inch lift with 35. All drain brand new.

[D]

Average rougher. Clean.

[E]

Clean.

[D]

It's got 150,000 freaking miles. Really?

[E]

Yeah. But it drives like it's got 10,000 miles.

[D]

Well, it doesn't. So remember that. And the guy that I'm going to sell it to is going to point out the fact that it's got 100, 153000 miles on it too. Yeah, that little motor's got 150000 miles on. I'm not trying to beat your rig up. I'm just being. Being.

[B]

She walks like she's 20, but she's 53.

[D]

Right.

[E]

So the older the violin, the sweeter the music.

[D]

Does 12. Until the violin breaks the string. Does. Does 12 grand buy it? No, Jesse, listen to you. He wants 20 because they all bring 20. This one's got a buck and a half. What buys it.

[E]

Probably take 18 or 19.

[D]

Yeah, I mean dude, go smoke some damn high. Go, go. Click, click, click. Get one of those good glass pipes at the gas pipe.

[B]

Where do you think you got that number?

[D]

And like load both sides of it in.

[B]

He got that number.

[D]

So take that150,000 mile Jeep to drive it to Colorado. It sounds like it wouldn't be the first time, but go get you another load. $20,000.

[B]

You think you got that number though for a 7 year old jeep with 150,000 miles?

[D]

With 150,000 miles. Boy, unless some people.

[B]

Unless it's got gold.

[D]

And I thought Babo was a little out of touch sometimes. 800-807- I still love the story.

[B]

If anyone missed it, the one about the $88,000 repair bill on a $45,000 car you told about a while ago.

[D]

That is a. At the Bentley dealership, the Bentley dealership had an equalizer go out $57,000 of it. Was the radio. Just a radio.

[B]

And it's a $45,000 car.

[D]

42. 5.

[B]

42 5. Excuse me.

[D]

I gave 42, sold it for 42, 5.

[B]

And they really wanted $88,000 just to fix it.

[D]

I've got to find them. I've got to find the estimate. It's real. That's the best ever.

[B]

Dude, Put that on Facebook.

[D]

That's true.

[B]

That will go everywhere. That will go international. It will.

[D]

It will.

[B]

Oh man. Are you kidding me? An $88,000 repair bill.

[D]

God almighty.

[B]

Oh God. That's funny.

[D]

Someone call me from Austin and tell us what's going on with the weather.

[B]

Besides Franklin barbecue burning down. Tell us what's happening in the weather.

[D]

Is the wind blowing at high rates of speed? Is it dangerous? We sent some drivers into Austin this morning to pick up some. Give me the VIN cars and I want to make sure they're going to make it. Do you know Turley, if they went or if they. I have no idea. I haven't heard it from Uncle Roy. If you're listening, Colin, tell us what's going on with the drivers around Texas and the hurricane. It's just dangerous out there guys. Be careful. 800, 800 radio. Remember, go to givemetheven.com and donate to the Red Cross for hurricane.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[H]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[A]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

I gotta go fast guys, cause We've only got 60 seconds here. Ashton, this Challenger, it's an RT with 8,000 miles. What color?

[E]

It's blue. It's called Jazz Blue Jazz. The dark kind of shiny color.

[D]

Is it a shaker or a scat pack or anything fancy or just the RT plus?

[E]

No, just the RT plus.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So it's got the leather seats, nav.

[D]

Sunroofs, it's got good miles. Is it sticker o matic?

[E]

It's on A yeah, automatic.

[D]

8,000 miles. I'm a 24 grand guy, maybe 25. Jeremy and Brenham. Good morning. 02 Ford with 100. Is it leather?

[E]

No, sir.

[D]

Is it a dually?

[E]

No, single axle?

[D]

Single axle. Crew cab, cloth XLT?

[E]

Yes. Four wheel drive, power stroke. Got the V10 standard right off the.

[D]

Top of my head. It sounds like a 5 to 6 grander. Go to give me the VIN. Take the VIN number, load it up, givemetheven.com Put the pictures in there with it and I'll get to back with you after the show.

[E]

All right, man.

[D]

800. 800. 7234. Hey Chris, with the 14 BMW 4 Series, will you go to give me the VIN and load it up real quick? Absolutely. Thanks, man. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay.

[H]

Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website gimmethevin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[A]

Tell us your car. Give me the vinda so easy you can do it in your underwear. He was thinking about protesting the protesters last week but got too stoned on some creeper weed he got from his homeboy. With school back in session, he got rid of the kids and the teacher wife in one tidy swoop. Betting on middle school football games is his true passion. He says they'll take a dime for much less than college players. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Hurricane packrats. This just in at the come and go convenience stores. What do you got on the coast? We're in Austin. Gonna get ready for the storm. Receive two pack of Ramen Noodles with every purchase of a Natty Light. 30. There you go.

[A]

What else do you need?

[D]

30 pack Natty Light gets two packs of Raymond Noodles. And that is what rock bottom looks like, boys and girls. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, J.D.

[B]

Good morning, Johnny.

[D]

Good morning, Chris in BR. Where's BR? Baton Rouge. Yep, you got it. Rain yet? No.

[E]

Sunshine.

[D]

Cuckoo coo. Are you looking listening to us on the country station or the rock station?

[E]

Rock station.

[D]

I hear you. 15 Ram 3,580 thousand miles. Leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth has everything but leather.

[D]

It's a Dooley is a Sticker Matic automatic on the passenger side above the glove box. Is there a cutout shelf for gloves or is there airbag there?

[E]

It's a shelf for gloves and stuff.

[D]

It doesn't have everything because that means it's an st. And that means it might or probably doesn't have a power driver's seat. On the driver's side.

[E]

It has a driver. It has everything. So big horn with heated cloth seats, heated steering wheel, alpine surround panel.

[D]

Then it should have a. It should have a airbag in where I'm talking about. Maybe you and I were talking about two different things.

[E]

Two other boxes on I want a lower and a upper.

[D]

Do what? Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. 33,000. Buy it with 80,000 miles?

[A]

No, sir.

[D]

What? Buys it.

[E]

Right around 38.

[D]

Meet me in the middle at 35 and I'll turn it into money. Or you can run an ad, meet a bunch. Meet a bunch of people and they can tell you about their banker that's going to get them some financing and he's going to call and then you got it. Oh, but. But what? They called my. My office and the lady screwed up when she was verified my employment and they didn't loan me the money. I mean I'm just, you know, I'm not being sarcastic. I'm being honest. It's a pain in the ass to sell a car. And I'll put you very close to the end money quickly and get you paid. Okay, so go to give me the vin.com and load it up and I'll buy it. You know, he's seen him listed for 38. That's fine at. When's the last time you gave what someone was asking?

[F]

Never.

[D]

It doesn't happen very often. 13 Ram Lone Star with 75. Four wheel drive crew cab cloth chance. Iowa Park, Texas. Do you know Nikki Green up in Iowa Park, Texas?

[E]

I think I've heard of.

[D]

I got some friends in Iowa Park. Four wheel drive is. It's a Lone Star 13. This rig's worth like right around 20,000 bucks.

[E]

What's that now?

[D]

A 13 Ram had half ton Lone Stars. About 20,000. Maybe 22. Maybe. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. We'll take a look. I'll do this one real quick, too. Glenn, where are you from?

[E]

Prairieville, Louisiana.

[D]

Prairieville. 09 FX4 leather, four wheel drive with a 120 average. Rough or clean? Clean. 10,000 is what I'm thinking.

[E]

I trade in was right at 11.

[D]

I don't know. Let me see it. Go to givemetheven.com and throw some pictures up there. Let me see her. You know, it's like old gal asked me if I want to get married. Yeah, but at least shoot me. Shoot me a profile of you, okay?

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[D]

And here he is. Here he comes. The man, the myth, the legend. Good morning, Rush Limbaugh.

[A]

John, are you safe out there in Texas?

[D]

I am, however.

[A]

Look, where do you broadcast from?

[D]

Fort Worth. We have a private studio in Fort Worth. Where are you?

[A]

You don't have no hurricanes in Fort Worth.

[D]

Where are you? You're in. In Delray beach or West Palm Beach?

[A]

You bet.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Heart of the. Heart of the Southland.

[D]

It's so cool with technology that you can isd in over to us every Saturday morning and we can just. It sounds like he's here anywhere in the world.

[B]

I know.

[D]

JD Sound like he's right here with us. Rush Limbaugh, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only. He's here with us.

[A]

That's really not necessary, but I do appreciate it. Been on the air all week. It's easier to get me on a Saturday than on a Sunday.

[D]

Why is that?

[A]

Well, Sunday, I like to start off, you know, with a nice Vicodin in the morning, have some waffles, Bloody Mary or four.

[D]

Have you had any prescription drugs this morning?

[A]

Absolutely. Surely. I mean, I can't recall exactly what or how many. I feel fine.

[D]

Good.

[A]

Something like that.

[D]

Well, I saw in the notes because, you know, we've been doing this for a couple of years now with you every Saturday, and you have your. Your story. And this week it said you wanted to talk about football or Confederate wars or.

[A]

Have you seen what they're doing with the statues around? They've got the statue of Robert E. Lee surrounded with Some kind of black masking tape.

[B]

Yeah. No, they're taking them down everywhere.

[A]

Looks like front row at a Foreigner concert.

[B]

Well, like you would know.

[A]

Which is. I guess it's okay. But down here we have something called. A little something called the sec, I guess in the world of football. I was actually in Richmond last week.

[E]

Really?

[A]

I stopped by the Confederate Museum, which is right next to the old. The White House.

[B]

I can see you going there.

[A]

Of the Confederate States where Jefferson Davis lived during the Civil War. But look what it gave me, an idea. According to a journal written by a Confederate soldier back in the day, and I believe the day was a Saturday probably. All right, The Confederate soldiers had state nicknames according to which state they were from.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Using that model, I've got A. All 14 SEC schools can find their state. And I think a list is quite succinct.

[B]

Okay, let's hear it.

[A]

You boys from Texas, you would. You would change your name during, say, Confederate SEC Week.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

To the Cowboys.

[D]

Confederate sec. So you're taking the Confederate. The Civil War, and combine it compared to this, the Southeastern Conference.

[A]

You bet. And it's. And it's absolutely accurate. It's just too bad that Kansas is not in the sec. Okay. Because they would be the Red Legs. You don't really care for them. But say you're from Alabama.

[D]

So these are Confederate world nicknames for SEC cities and states.

[A]

Alabama, instead of the Crimson Tide for this one week of the season, would be the Yaller Hammers.

[D]

What. I understand what he's saying. So he's saying one week like they do Breast Week.

[H]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We need to do Confederacy Week in the SEC football club for college football and rename. Rename all the teams the same names that they had their nicknames during the war. Well, that's real politically correct. Go ahead, Rush.

[A]

I had this. This idea as I was sipping Jack Daniels.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Bad eating a lemon. I've been a little. Little down. Part of the weather.

[B]

Right.

[A]

For the last six or eight weeks. Tennis. Like, for instance, if you were from Tennessee. Tennessee. You would be the Tennessee Hog Drivers. That's what they call the soldiers from Tennessee. Hog drivers. Arkansas had the toothpicks. Here's a good one from Georgia. I'll bet you've never heard this one. The Goober Grabbers.

[B]

No, no, I didn't.

[A]

Because Goobers, as we know, the Goober Peas. That is what you and I would call a peanut. So the Goober Grabbers, they grow a lot of peanuts out in Georgia. You'll Remember our esteemed worst president ever, Jimmy Carter.

[F]

Carter.

[A]

Out in North Carolina, they have the Tar Heels. You've heard that one before. LSU actually got their mascot, the Tigers from this list of nicknames.

[D]

So the South Louisiana Confederate soldiers nickname during the war was the Tigers?

[A]

You bet.

[D]

Well, Here you go, J.D. they're gonna be renaming the LSU Football Club.

[A]

South Carolina has the really good one, the Rice Birds. Which I figure is like a chicken back in the day. There's no secret that chickens and football players are quite fond of one another. The Rice Birds.

[B]

Rice Birds.

[A]

Then we have Virginia. They have the tobacco worms.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Which probably is more attractive than it sounds. And in Kentucky, the corn crackers like that. Like Jimmy, you know, Jimmy cracked corn.

[B]

And I don't care.

[A]

That's where they got the name. So, you know, and we can all be united and celebrate great little history. And I have a hell of a good time watching essays. I'm so happy football season's back.

[D]

So you're proposing that the SEC holds a Confederacy week?

[A]

Just for one week.

[D]

And they go back to the names of the soldiers nicknames. They change the team names to the Soldiers. Nick's names during that week?

[A]

You bet. We don't have to change the uniforms or anything. They could just wear the Stars and Bars, a little pin.

[D]

How do you think that'll go over down here?

[A]

Yeah, probably about half and half.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Something like.

[D]

I think it might go over like a turd and a punch bowl.

[A]

Rush, It'll be fine.

[D]

I like the idea. Thank you, Rush.

[A]

Remember, you heard it here first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God.

[D]

Don't worry, Rush. You'll be hearing it on other stations that rip us off next week. Yes, you will, Kenneth.05 cobalt SS with 77 in leather. Average, rough or clean. Excellent. I think it's a three grand rig. I need to see pictures of it, but if it's nice, I'll give it. It's a turbocharged ss, right?

[E]

No, it's supercharged. The only year they had them.

[D]

That's what I mean. Supercharged. 3 grand. 800. 8007234 Charlie with it. Is this an XL or an XLT?

[E]

XL.

[D]

XL. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to see pictures of it to see how base of an XL it is. Because there's about three different shades of XL. If you'll go to givemethevin.com and load that car up, I will email you an offer. Actually, our system will email you an offer immediately for anybody listening. You can just go there and it'll fire it right off. Oh, J.D. how's your week?

[B]

It's been a really good week. It's been a lot of fun. Work, work, work on new radio station and all kinds of stuff.

[D]

KGVR on Grapevine.

[B]

I'm playing the gibbon me the VIN spots. You're one of our big sponsors. We appreciate that. And you sponsor. Every night at 9 o' clock we do oldtime radio theater. Brought to you by givemethevin.com every night at 9 o'.

[A]

Clock.

[B]

Yeah, we did the War of the Worlds and all kinds of Vincent Price stuff.

[D]

Turley. We've got a bunch of cool cars for this week that I bought for the auction.

[A]

Yeah, Tuesday.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But there's a lot of expensive cars.

[D]

This week, but a lot of transportation, a lot of cars on truck and I wonder how many are not going to make it because we buy so many cars. But Louisiana, Houston, San Antonio, the Gulf Coast, I mean, I mean, I'm worried about the transport. You're not in that department, so you don't know. But I've been talking to Jennifer. Yeah, I think we have a lot of loaded 10 car rigs with car transport.

[B]

They can't get on this.

[C]

Yeah, we tried to get out early, but I don't think it was early enough.

[B]

Yeah, in the, the traffic, the, I.

[D]

Pulled the fire alarm with Jennifer, like, come on, come on, we got to go, we got to go. And she wasn't watching the news and realized this hurricane was coming. Over the years of doing this, when weather starts setting and you got to go, man. And I, I, I, I pulled the fire drill. Too late, too late.

[B]

Pull the handle.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 800-800-72348, 800 radio. Yes, we're playing the intro tracks of highway to Hell. And in order this morning, a couple.

[B]

Of news stories we touched on earlier. If you're in Austin. Oh, sorry.

[A]

Never mind.

[D]

And go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to donate to Harvey victims via the Red Cross. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the radio. Be right back.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Get It Hot by acdc. Remember, we're playing the intro tracks from highway to Hell album all morning in order. I think we're almost done. What number is this on the track listing?

[C]

I believe track seven. Yes.

[D]

Track seven. Get it hot. Actually, I've got all this posted on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show. Remember, at givemetheven.com on the top, you can click and donate to hurricane victims through the Red Cross. It just links you straight up to the Red Cross. You can give 10 bucks, you can give 100 bucks. You can give whatever you can, but they're going to need it. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[B]

Good morning, Jungle.

[D]

Good morning, Bobo. Hey, Turtle. Hey. Hey, randy. You've got a 06 Pontiac GTO. A goat with 13,000 miles. What color is it? It's black. Anything wrong with it? Nothing wrong with it. Okay. No clean carfax. It had not been geeked out. You didn't put a high rise cam in it? You didn't put wide tires on it?

[E]

No, it's all stock except for the air cleaner air intake, but I kept all the original parts.

[D]

What city you be living in?

[E]

I'm in Lafayette, Louisiana.

[D]

13, 14, 15 grand. I'd be okay to let it go.

[E]

For around 15 grand.

[D]

Okay, well then do you like. Do you want a wire or do you want to check?

[E]

Either one would work.

[D]

All right, then go to. I'm gonna put you on hold. They'll grab you and set it up. We'll get it bought. What city? What year? In Laffey. I have a. I have a location behind the Harley store in Scott.

[E]

Okay, well.

[D]

And we can strip club DJ if you've been listening. Are you a new listener to the show or, you know, listen to the show?

[E]

Fairly new listener.

[D]

Okay. We have a. We have a character that was. He lives down there. He was with us for a long time. And he was a strip club dj.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And he's also a Pagan, which is also a Renaissance Fair guy. So he's an interesting cat, big guy. And he picks up our cars in Lafayette, Louisiana. So he can come to your house and pick it up, or you can just bring it to us. But I suggest meeting strip club. You'll be a better man for it. Okay. All right. I'm gonna put you on hold. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[B]

No one walks away poorer from meeting him.

[D]

No, Paul, an 09 Lexus is 250 with 54,000 miles. What color? Blue. Which Blue. Okay. Does it have a clean Carfax? Does it have the 18 inch wheel package? And does it have the navigation package? And does it have the Mark Levinson sound package package? It's okay if it doesn't.

[E]

No one knows.

[D]

Okay, that's fine then. It's $10,500.

[E]

So six speed manual.

[D]

It's a stick.

[E]

Yeah, I got to back.

[D]

I got to back it up to ten grand even. Hey, man, you're the one that bought a stick, not me. What the hell did you buy a stick for?

[E]

Oh, man, I love them.

[B]

All right.

[D]

But nobody else knows how to drive is the problem. We have drivers that work here. I mean, give me the in. We've got like, it's like UPS guys going out every day to pick up all these cars. You wouldn't believe how many people can't drive a stick shift. I bought a runner car, delivery car and a stick. It just sits here because nobody can drive the damn thing.

[C]

No, no, we've got somebody and drive it. Yeah. Chatty Cathy.

[D]

One person. Yeah, people, not a driver. Ten grand. Paul. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And Todd an 07 Infiniti G35 with 100 on it. How much is this car?

[E]

What is that?

[D]

What? What? What's it take to buy this car? Is it a two door or four door?

[E]

Ah, two door.

[D]

Is it a stick or a matic?

[E]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

What city are you in?

[E]

Franklin, Louisiana.

[D]

Franklin Average. Rough or clean? Okay, just stop right there. Yeah, I got it. I got it. It.

[E]

Whenever.

[D]

I already know what this thing looks like. Louisiana cars, they can be a little rough, huh? Those Louisiana rigs can be a little bit rough.

[E]

Oh, no, it's not. It's in. It's in pretty good shape.

[D]

I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. Right around five grand, guy.

[E]

Five grand.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Go to give the vin.com and load it up. Tell them what I said on the radio. Let's look at the vintage. Let's look at the pics. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and remember to go to givemetheven.com to load your car in or to donate to the red Cross. We have a link in the top for the red Cross. Donations for hurricane Harvey victims. Prayers to everyone in the listening area that is getting swamped and blown away by this storm. It is a real one, guys. Speaking of storms that weren't so crazy but had a lot of hype this week. Yes, the eclipse.

[B]

Oh, yeah. It was kind of fun. I drove down the street and everybody's looking up. You think it was a revival?

[D]

It wasn't that much here. I'm in Fort Worth. You're in Fort Worth.

[B]

I'm Fort Worth. Well, it was it was about 75% dimmed out. But no, it didn't get dark.

[D]

It didn't get dark at all. If nobody told me it was going on, I wouldn't even notice.

[B]

Nah, that's true.

[A]

There was definitely a difference to the tent.

[D]

Yeah, I mean it was like you'd had about four beers. There you go.

[B]

It was about a four beer.

[D]

It's about a four beer eclipse now.

[B]

In seven years we're going to have a complete eclipse.

[D]

Good. We need it.

[B]

Yeah, we need, we need that to.

[D]

Be a complete blackout. Like 10 shots of Jager.

[B]

North Texas will have a full fireball eclipse.

[D]

Exactly, fireball.

[B]

It'll have a. It'll Tuesday night at Bobbo's house blackout.

[C]

So what you're saying, John, you weren't crying, right? You weren't that emotional?

[D]

It really didn't get me. It didn't hit me deep. It didn't strike a chord for me.

[B]

Most people it didn't.

[D]

It was just my kids didn't either. They didn't care that much.

[B]

Anybody get upset about it?

[C]

Well, yeah, a couple weather men and women.

[D]

Hey, speaking of, I just remembered, and since this is highway to Hell day on the ACDC track, I was looking through some images and I saw the lunchbox and I need to remind my wife, if she's listening, please buy Maddox the Highway to Hell lunchbox. It's available on the 10 version, is available on the Internet.

[B]

You're school.

[D]

Yes, go ahead, Turley.

[C]

Anyway, yeah, there was a couple weatherman and weather chick that got really emotional over the whole. Yeah, here's this guy from Chicago.

[D]

Listen to him. We've been told people start sobbing if it some. It's just a life changing event and we may start doing that too. But I'll get my act together, guys, and I'll be back to you, I promise you guys. Back to Chicago. Sorry about this. I mean, what's he upset about?

[B]

Well, people are laughing at him in the background.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Because they don't believe that he's real crying. Well, and then I saw this one live chick on the Weather Channel. Yes. No, she started sobbing and here's the.

[D]

Little clips of it.

[H]

Oh, it's emotional.

[D]

I can't explain why, but it is.

[H]

We had tears, we had screams, we had fight fireworks.

[D]

I think she's menstruating during totality. But it just took my breath away, the whole thing.

[H]

It's really cool that you can see the corona and you see the sun kind of spewing out from behind the moon. It literally took Our breath away for a while.

[D]

So I'm so excited for everyone to experience this. Wow.

[H]

That is something that's really special. And we're all really fortunate to be alive and where we are today so that we can see it.

[C]

I think she was peeking. She dropped. She dropped something.

[D]

Some drugs that you just peeked. Right?

[C]

Then it's like, bam.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

You know what was great though? I didn't hear a single political argument all day Monday.

[B]

No, kid. Everybody was staring at the sky. Everybody's waiting for it then staring at the sky. But of all the people that thought it was going to be the end of the world, they. This is a sign from God. It has happened since the beginning of time. It's not a sign from God.

[D]

There were a lot of weddings planned around the eclipse. I didn't know if you know that.

[B]

A lot of people got married just at the moment.

[D]

Turley has some audio from a. From a wedding party.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Uh huh. Yeah.

[C]

This was in England. So the best man decided to pull a little, I guess you say, a prank on his friend there, his groom.

[B]

Oh, the groom. Okay.

[C]

Apparently the guy was a user of the Pornhub, if you're familiar with that.

[D]

The groom?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. Pornhub.

[C]

So he figured he would spring it on him where he got an actual message from pornhub to play in front of all the guests at the wedding.

[B]

It's not a good idea.

[A]

It got me thinking, oh my God.

[D]

How am I going to end this speech? Said it hit me.

[A]

I had visions back to it.

[D]

Under his bed as a 13 year old boy. So I called Pornhub.

[A]

So I thought it's only fair on his wedding day as Danny, being a.

[D]

Man of the world, that they did.

[A]

A video for him.

[G]

Hi, Danny, this is Aria with a.

[D]

Message on behalf of your old friend pornhub. We've been with you for years now. All our girls are gutted to hear that you're getting married. We want to congratulate you and your new bride today. But we also want you to know that we've saved all of your favorites, like Yummy Mummy in the Boudoir, among others. Danny, we know Cath can't travel with you everywhere. So when that day does come, we'll welcome you back with a free pornhub premium subscription. So congratulations you two. You have many happy years to come. Love Pornhub. So this real? Yes. How do they really?

[B]

Did they do that at Pornhub? They'll send you probably on for a price, no doubt.

[D]

No, they just got a Bunch of free publicity from people like us.

[B]

Brilliant. Brilliant.

[C]

But can you imagine if the family was up, up and tight and everything like that?

[B]

Daddy just had a heart attack.

[D]

John Bonham here in the studio. John Bonham, what do you think about this pornhub?

[A]

Pornhub is rather light, you know, Whatever else is out there, you can get some. Crazy. Crazy. You don't even want me to say the names. No. Other one that I've got.

[B]

No, you don't?

[A]

No. Because it's crazy. Yeah. You know, there's all kinds of like being English, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, you've been civilized for about 6,000 years. Longer than you chaps, Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And being part of being civilized is learning new ways, you know, to enjoy your pool.

[D]

I got you.

[A]

And we've got it. You know, I can't even say it. I can't even say it because in my. You know, people, the way they've been, you know, in Austin and in Houston, they've already got the bad weather.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

They do better.

[A]

You know, they're driving around going, maybe not garage sale today, but they got, you know, a little back seat of the cars. A little child.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

And if I said the name of. Look at this picture.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You know, the name of that is. You don't want me to say it. You don't want me to say it.

[B]

I want to see that again.

[A]

But if I say that name and that little child is in the back seat.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And it cries.

[B]

Why, are you kidding?

[A]

Whether he cries or not, his mother's gonna cry. You've got 14 emails already.

[D]

He just always has to grab the kid. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 99 Chevy dually. Is it diesel or gas?

[E]

No, it's a 454 vortex.

[D]

We go 454. I hadn't heard that in a while. 55, 000 miles. Is it a Silverado or is it the base one?

[E]

That's just the base one.

[D]

So it's like a ranch rig. Average, rougher, clean. I don't know. I need to see pictures of this. John, where do you live? I mean, it's old. It's got good miles. 55, 000 original mile.

[E]

Original belong to the fire department. Crowley.

[D]

Okay, take a couple pictures. Go to, give me the VIN. And that goes for everyone. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we will email you an offer immediately. 800-800-7234 is the call in and givemethevin.com is the website poneheb. Powerball winner talks about winning.

[B]

Oh, did you see her?

[D]

No.

[B]

She just. I mean, God bless her. But she's gonna be so over her head. You just tell. It's like, well, the lights aren't really on on her.

[C]

Yeah, you can kind of tell here.

[B]

God bless you. You have a clip.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And I just happened to find out.

[D]

I was at work, I was leaving.

[E]

Work at night, and I leave with this guy Rob, He's a chickadee fireman. And we just happened to walk out and he said, I bet you somebody won with these numbers as birthdays. And I went, oh, yeah, I know it's never going to be me. It's just a pipe dream I've always had. And he's reading these numbers, numbers. And I pull mine out and I go, hey, I have that, I have.

[D]

That, I have that.

[E]

He goes, let me see that ticket. He goes, you just won. I go, you joking? Come on, please. He said, sign that ticket now.

[D]

I couldn't drive anywhere.

[E]

I couldn't do anything. So he followed me, actually, to make sure I was safely home.

[D]

I've called him and told him I.

[E]

Will not be coming back.

[C]

I'm sure he did drive and make sure she was safe.

[B]

He lucky didn't go. Now this ticket's bad. I'm sorry. I'll throw it away for you.

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to trust somebody you don't really know.

[B]

You could tell she's gonna be so. I had a friend that won the Texas lottery many years ago. 23 million, which ain't 700 million, but still. People came from everywhere. He got bags and bags of letters. Everybody's kid was dying. Everybody's was all tragedy and people. Everybody was his best friend. It was amazing. Of course. Then he bought a 50 foot boat and put it on a tiny lake and filled it with strippers.

[A]

All right.

[D]

He did. Romero Romo's coming up. Randy the Chipmunk's coming up. Bobbo, you did a bunch of new sob spots this week?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Are they funny?

[A]

I think they're funny.

[D]

I couldn't quite understand a couple of the last ones. I want to hear that again. But, Mike, can you play one for us? I'm interested. I like Bobbo's funny.

[A]

He was thinking about probably the protesters last week, but got too stoned on some creeper weed he called his homeboy. With school back in session, he got rid of the kids and the teacher wife in one tidy swoop. Betting on middle school football games is his true passion. He says they'll take a dive for much less than college players. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't know always drink beer. But when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[D]

Yeah buddy, I got it on this one. So he got rid of the kids and the teacher. Wife. His wife is a teacher.

[B]

Got it.

[D]

They're both out of the house in this one swoop.

[B]

Everybody's out, right?

[A]

If the wife is like say a race car driver, it doesn't make sense. The same right.

[B]

Teacher.

[A]

Because they don't go to school then do that.

[D]

And his homeboy gave him some creeper weed which kept him on the couch. That's why he didn't go.

[A]

Protest creeper. What we call the orange nobi jack.

[D]

A 12 contour with 39 leather nav and roof. I really want this car. You're in Oklahoma, right?

[E]

Yes sir.

[D]

Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? My system will bid it right there. I'm out of time. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[H]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website gimmetheven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer they owe you 100 bucks.

[A]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

JC Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Good morning.

[D]

Hey. Hey. It's 2017. Three quarter ton Denali Sierra. Four wheel drive diesel. Pick them up truck. How many miles?

[E]

21,000.

[D]

What color? White. Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

It has sunroof. Two TVs.

[D]

All the goods. Now you were. What is it your truck?

[E]

Well, it's my dad's but he wants to give it to me and I don't want it.

[D]

I have.

[E]

I have a new Dodge dually and I'm not giving that up.

[D]

That's funny. Listen to her, she likes her Dodge over, over the nicest Denali, over the nicest diesel that General motors makes. And J.C. i, I, I hear you. I mean, I'm embarrassed that I like Dodge because that's what all the bulldozer drivers like. But I like them too. I mean, something about the Cummins, I think. Do you have a clear title on it or is there a payoff?

[E]

I believe he has a small payoff on it, but I know he paid down 40,000 on it, so it's not going to be much.

[D]

No, no, no. They'll owe you a bunch of money. I can make the payoff for you and then pay you the difference or you can go make the payoff and I'll pay all at once. Mid 50s. Mid 50s. Like 50, 54, 55,000. Okay. And I'm a check writer. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll do the deal. Larry, a 96 vet with a buck 20 on it. That old body style, it's worth a couple thousand bucks. I know it sounds crazy, but that's all they're worth. My name is John Clay Wolf and I will be right back. Unuma memento, por favor.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[H]

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[A]

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[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Is that track number eight off the highway to Hell album? Acdc. Best album ever of acdc. Yes, they got to be. For you guys who just tuned in, we've been playing the ACDC highway to Hell intros, every segment in order, starting with highway to hell at 8 o' clock this morning. And if you're not into that, if you're an ACDC fan, Or you think you are and you're in the Back in black. Go get the highway to Hell album and listen to the whole thing. It's the best one they ever made. 800-800-723-4. Remember, givemetheven.com at the top, we have a Red Cross link to donate to Hurricane Harvey victims in a 92.5 in Dallas. Same thing. They've got that at the top of the.

[B]

The absolute best place to donate.

[D]

Yeah. Period. Thanks, Don Davis, for reminding me. That's a good idea. Program director called me yesterday and said, hey, you got to do this. He's right. Good job.

[B]

Good job.

[D]

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[B]

Directors are good people.

[D]

It's been 13 years, and somebody actually finally showed me they care. I love it.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

Okay. Randy the chipmunk. Good morning. Good morning, Randy. Hey, guys. Hey. What's going on, St. Paul? It's been a little windy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[G]

It's not dark outside.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Is there another eclipse?

[B]

No, it's a storm.

[G]

Boy, y' all was freaking out. Hurricane all day, man. It didn't even get dark.

[B]

We had a hurricane eclipse and an earthquake all in one week.

[G]

I had a weird week over at my place, too.

[B]

What happened?

[G]

I had every cop for miles around over at my tree the other night.

[B]

Why?

[G]

You know, I bought us a camel.

[B]

Camel? You bought a what?

[D]

A camel.

[B]

A camel.

[G]

You know, a camel. Yeah, I'm not talking about cigarettes. I'm talking about actual camel. You know, a lot of circuses are going out of business. Yeah, because they're making them return all the elephants to the wild.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Anyway, so the Rodriguez Family attractions had a fire sale at the Henderson Street Bazaar.

[D]

Yeah, boss. A camel. Wow.

[B]

What are you gonna do with the camera?

[G]

I mean, it's only $40.

[B]

What are you gonna do with a camel?

[G]

Well, you do a lot of stuff with him. He's really cool.

[B]

Like what?

[G]

His name is Ahmad.

[B]

Ahmad.

[G]

Yeah. Camels can be useful. He keeps the tree trimmed up to nine feet.

[B]

I got you.

[G]

He's pretty good security.

[B]

What?

[G]

He makes that camel sound.

[B]

You have a watch camel.

[G]

You know, if anybody comes around the tree or mod, he goes.

[D]

I got you. No.

[G]

That'll plum rattle most North American emeralds.

[B]

It will.

[G]

I had to get the post office box, though, because the male squirrel won't even come anywhere near him. Yeah, my neighbor ladies call the police about the noise every night for a week. They came over last Tuesday, the Popos, and they're like, well, maybe you could put some blinders on and cut down on the crying.

[B]

Yeah, the noise.

[G]

But when you put blinders on it, it just goes off. It's like a. Like a symphony of misery.

[D]

With his lips.

[B]

Yeah, I can he just slobbering tail.

[G]

It can be quite jarring. So I went over to see this old woman next door. You know, she's moved in there like a couple of months ago just to kind of clear the air.

[B]

Gotcha.

[G]

And to see if I could get her to quit calling the cops on us. But she slammed the door in my face and called him again.

[B]

No.

[G]

Said I was trying to get up in her tree.

[D]

Do you believe that? Yeah.

[G]

And the cops were like, well, you know, she's cray. Cray. Oh, yeah. And I know all these officers over this side of town, cuz like, I throw a lot of sports parties, you know.

[B]

So the cops come over, make a little money.

[G]

Hey, let me tell you what this funny say. Okay. You know about this Mayweather Gregor fight, the big fight.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

McGregor, right? He, you know, UFC guy.

[D]

Now listen to.

[G]

He's a. These UFC guys.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Will eat your ass.

[B]

Yeah, they're pretty tough.

[G]

But Mayweather's like one of the best boxers in the world in the history of the sweet science.

[C]

Right.

[G]

If you know what I mean.

[B]

I do.

[G]

And the big money is on McGregor to knock Mayweather out. That's the long odds. It's like 14 to 1.

[B]

Yeah. That's a long one.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

So you bet $5 and you get back. What is that? Totally.

[C]

That's a lot of money.

[G]

Like 70 bucks.

[D]

Freaking. A lot of nuts.

[G]

So I'm selling all my friends on this 5.141. Did you just give me $5? I pay you 70.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

If McGregor Knox may weather out, which is never gonna happen. Yeah. You could cast them in a Bible movie and it wouldn't happen. You know, it's like parting the Red Sea.

[D]

I gotcha.

[G]

Like, you know what my friend Andy would say?

[A]

What?

[G]

Forget about it.

[B]

Forget about it.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

So all my friends are bringing their $5 and 12 pack of beer.

[B]

Well, sure.

[G]

Everybody gonna drink beer and take your money. Cha Ching, I'm rich.

[B]

But you're not gonna win.

[G]

Well. And I began to worry about my security a little bit. And that's why I get to have the camel. Oh, the camel sees anybody running around, you'll be like, anyway, it's time to feed my camel, so I gotta go. But hey, hey, don't let McGregor, man. Don't be a sucker.

[D]

It's like buying Tesla stock.

[G]

Mayweather's gonna Clean his clock.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Cha Ching.

[D]

Thank you, Randy.

[G]

Okay, bye, everybody.

[B]

Actually, Mike Tyson came out this week and says that McGregor doesn't have much of a chance. I mean, he's. He said he doesn't have much of a chance.

[D]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[E]

Morning. Hey, this is Wyatt Whitley.

[D]

Hey. Hey, you're on the air.

[E]

How you doing?

[D]

Good.

[E]

I've got a 87 40. Connor, line E350.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Oh, boy.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I was wondering, does it say free candy on the side of it?

[E]

I should be better.

[A]

Can you fit a camera?

[D]

I don't want that rig, dude. That's a hunk of junk.

[E]

That's kind of what I thought.

[D]

All right.

[E]

That's what I was going on.

[D]

Pull it up to a dumpster. And since you can't, it's too big to put in the dumpster, just put a sign on it for the trash pickup, man, so you can have it. Here's the keys. Pizza. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

Serious about that economy, too, man.

[D]

He was, but he knew what he had. He had a bunch of nothing. Football. When does college football start? What day, Turley, do you know?

[C]

Is it next week or two weeks?

[D]

Probably next Saturday, I think. That's right. I can't wait. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here on this radio station. We have one segment left on some stations and then a whole nother hour on the rest. Remember, the podcast is on itunes and or john claywolf.com and it givemetheven.com. go in there and put in your VIN number and you'll get an immediate bid of on your car. But more importantly for today, there's a link on the top of it. Click for it. For donations to the Red Cross for Hurricane Harvey victims. We'll be right back.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

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[A]

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[D]

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[A]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[I]

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[D]

This is just a good summertime album. It's kind of like OU812, a good summertime album.

[A]

Kind of like it.

[D]

And summer's almost over. Speaking of school being back, Bob and I need your opinion on this. I want your. I came up with a theory. A theory? Kind of like the. The salmon swim where they run upstream to spawn.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm your friend. I'm not like the others.

[D]

You know, they tell me those fish have it like condition themselves to climb waterfalls with their teeth. You bet. To get to where they're going.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So? So I have two kids at a private school. It's a fancy school. And I was dropping my son off and looking around and the moms at the private school are a lot better looking than the moms on average at the public school. And it made me think of just natural progressions.

[B]

What does that mean?

[D]

Just, it made me think of the fish swimming upstream to get to where they're going. All these good looking moments. Moms that married these rich guys, they can afford that school. I mean, think about their journey. Think about the hot mom that married the rich guy.

[A]

You think it just happened, the pedigree.

[D]

You think it just happened, the pedigree?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Or do you think she really fought, like, fought her ass out of that trailer house? Some didn't take that smoke off that reefer at the high school party, right?

[A]

Despite their four year heyday, nothing Foreigner did will ever be as good as anything that Led Zeppelin did. It's the pedigree.

[D]

It's the pedigree.

[A]

The pedigree.

[D]

But it made me want to like start a GoFundMe page for the good looking trailer park gal that wants to aspire to be the private. To be the private school hot mom. You think she. They deserve some help. They deserve a little lift.

[B]

Does she need help? I mean really, all she really has to do is find one. I mean the old.

[D]

Yeah, but I mean it's just not that easy. The rich guy, they got to sneak up on them. They got to pass the mother in law.

[B]

Dude, there's a website for, for rich guys.

[D]

Yeah, but that's sex. I'm talking about marriage and kids and getting the crown jewel.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. There's Protocol.

[D]

That's a whole different animal. J.D.

[A]

She would never. She would never ever introduce her blood relatives, you know.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

To the family. Right?

[D]

Yeah, who wouldn't? The. The. Oh, poor gal. Yeah. That made her way up to the.

[A]

Monarchy where they get a load of Uncle Tommy.

[B]

I'd love to meet your family.

[D]

They all passed away in a bad airplane accident. Oh my God.

[A]

That's.

[D]

What kind of airplane? Oh, it was a Learjet the granddaddy had back in 73.

[A]

Do you need a ride, dear lady? Where's your car? You don't want to see my car.

[D]

I have a friend that his driver is a Lamborghini and his wife's driver is a Rolls Phantom. And he was. He. He gets mad at her and reminds her of the Pontiac Sunfire that she was in when they met.

[B]

Where you came from, babe, you want to go back?

[A]

That's always been the cast.

[B]

You know that happens.

[D]

You know that. What's even better is the rich private school dad that is there. Cuz the mom's dad's money. He had a hell of a journey too.

[B]

Oh, he did too.

[D]

Yeah, he pulled off a hustle.

[B]

Bigger hustle. Yeah.

[D]

The one that. That during the weekdays he's wearing loafers and no socks. Yeah. Boy, that'd be a tough salmon pants vacation in Aspen. Saint Barts in Nantucket.

[A]

Like a reverse Bewitched.

[B]

Yeah. But.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Be tough to live to be the guy in that situation. Wife has more.

[D]

He keeps a job with a. With a title of some sort.

[B]

Some sort?

[D]

Yeah, just to make it look presentable. So when they're social out socially. He's in the market.

[B]

Yeah. Her dad gave him the job.

[D]

He'd. No, no, no, no. He got the job. He's a. He's a cold caller at a brokerage house. House. But he works for Abnam Brain. I'm. I'm in the market. I play the market. What do you do? I'm in the market to throw the shade that maybe it's his money.

[B]

Yes, I got you. I'm a Schuster and Boswell.

[D]

He changed his name.

[B]

Yes, I worked there.

[D]

I just. It just. It's just interesting seeing cultures and the way everything rolls around. But looking at the groups of people, it's like, wow, there is a difference.

[B]

Study that more than most people because you have to because you learn about so much about their car.

[D]

Well, not just that, but I went to private school growing up and then I moved to the country with my dad.

[B]

Yeah. Two worlds.

[D]

And I went to like a way country School.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And we actually paid to move back to a closer public school that we were at a district for. I've just seen a lot. And then I went to smu, and then I moved back to the country, and then I moved to Idaho. I've just. I've got. Yeah, I've got buddies. I. You know, I. I've. I've done the. The cotillion thing in. In the fancy social clubs, and I've also huffed gas and done caffeine pills with the guys from Joshua riding motorcycles in the woods.

[A]

What you doing?

[D]

I mean, I didn't have gas, but they did.

[B]

Both hands.

[D]

I've watched a guy from Crowley High School take a hit off of an air conditioner, his. His family air conditioner, the freon bottle, and start foaming at the mountain mouth. We've seen it all.

[B]

Rich people do that too, but they.

[D]

They use a better dose.

[B]

Yeah, they do. I had my butler take a whiff off the air conditioner.

[D]

David, Good morning. You're on the air. David Trevino, you there? 11 Ford F250 with 155,000 miles. Are you there? Going once, going twice.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Sold. 18 grand. Okay. David. It. Is, it. Is it leather?

[E]

No, sir.

[D]

Why?

[E]

It used to be my work truck.

[D]

You didn't marry a woman with enough money to get you a leather one. That's why you didn't fight hard enough.

[E]

I know.

[D]

Is it an XL or an xlt?

[E]

Xl.

[D]

Xl.

[E]

I got the Bluetooth and everything.

[D]

Is it W. White?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Does it have a black grill or a chrome grill? And does it have the steel wheels or the alloy wheels?

[E]

The aluminum wheels?

[D]

Diesel, Gas.

[E]

The grill. It's silver. Whatever.

[D]

Diesel or gas? Yeah. Seven grand, maybe eight. Diesel. Diesel. Yep, yep. 155.

[E]

No, no, no, it's gas.

[D]

Right. 7,000, maybe eight. 8,000. Seven. 8,000. If it was diesel, it'd be mid teens. Whole different animal. You get into a truck that's oil filled, white, and there's a gazillion of them, and it's gas. It's got 150,000 miles. Almost everyone I've ever bought lost money. You can't buy them cheap enough. It's weird. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. You know, we need to do a segment of a car that we're f'd in.

[B]

What did you screwed in? Okay, like what?

[D]

I've got one right now.

[B]

Do you really? What is it? What you get?

[D]

Is it, you know, a car that you just thought it was the right Thing to do. Or you just say and you stepped up and bought it. I've run it across the auction block three times and nobody has ever really paid any attention to it. And it blows me away.

[A]

What is it?

[D]

It's a 2000 model Camaro convertible SS Super Sport. White, white, tan leather. Dude, it's beautiful. It's like 5, 000 miles.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Paid too much. It seems to be. Seems to be the fact that I paid too much for the unit.

[A]

I see.

[B]

So you want a certain amount and it's not bringing that.

[D]

It's not getting close. No. I've got 17. 5 in this rig and it's going. I. I mean I don't really have many problems in cars, but this car is starting to worry me. I'm. I'm gonna. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this rig Because I like just blowing them up and taking my loss at the auction. But I'm not going to blow five GS.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[D]

On a car like that. If it was a junker, that'd be one thing. If I made a mistake, that's fine. But this is a 5000 mile Camaro SS.

[B]

You'll find someone.

[D]

I'll send that to Barrett Jackson. I'll die in that car before I lose money. I'll bring it home. Just book it to me, Put it on my personal account and I'll park it at the house.

[B]

You know what an average funeral cost? About $25,000. You can put yourself in that thing and save money.

[D]

I'm not that big of a Camaro fan. Okay. Bob had. Had 5,000 miles on a two. You got to see this car.

[A]

I know why. With tan leather convertible. I pe. You know, I'm a Chevrolet guy.

[D]

Yeah, but it's a nice one. You know you're supposed to. The old saying is you can't pay too much for the right one. And you can't buy the wrong one cheap enough. I think I. I think I paid too much for the right one. Do what? It's timing.

[A]

Timing. You wait till I get so sunk into my red one.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And now you got this white one.

[D]

One. Yeah. But this is an older car. It won't finance. It doesn't have any book. It's. It's like a classic. It's like a fox body Stang. I. I may have to send it to one of those collector auctions. And I never do that. Cuz every time I do it, I do it with these old ass. Hey, Mike. That Pink Cadillac that I had for a year that I bought off of a listener. Oh, yeah. It took me a year to get rid of that car. Finally was the last week $5,000 on it. A year later, this car we spent $4,000 and repairs at like 400 a lick. It broke down that many times it couldn't make it across town.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[D]

Hey, guy. The guy that sold me that 66 or whatever year that Cadillac was. And you're a great fan of the show and your aunt left it to you and it won all these shows and screw you. I hate you. I don't ever want to hear from you ever again.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Five grand. It took a year, J.D. every time we take it to one of these collector sales, it wouldn't make it. And when it did make it, it wouldn't run across the block. We had to have a chain of mechanics following this thing around.

[B]

That's bad. When you got to tow it through.

[D]

The lane, it had the big fins on the back. And the poor bastard that helped me sell it, he just kept calling me. He's like, dude, this thing won't stay running. I've got it sold again. I've got it sold again. Now it won't run. Now it won't run. And I finally just said, just sell it and send me what you owe me and don't tell me how much it is. Don't even tell the girls to let me know that it's sold. And I looked on the sheet the other day and I saw a $9,200 check from Texas Auto in Houston. Thank you, Ross. That was kind of you to fight through that with me. But he lost like four or five grand.

[C]

Was this an emotional decision on this Camaro too?

[D]

Maybe. Kind of like I was just digging in on the right car. And I do that, I will dig the hell in. Just like that Pontiac GTO a minute ago with what 15,000 miles? Maybe I did it to myself again. Maybe I screwed myself. Corvettes, super low miles. I'll step up and buy this son of a bitches blindly. And just like I gotta own it. Those are pretty sometimes. Sometimes it hurts. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. Here's the deal. We're losing the brew in Oklahoma. SH City. ZPS92.5 in Dallas, in the Edge in Houston, everywhere else. We're staying on for the next hour in Houston. Listeners. You can jump over to 97.5 on ESPN. And it gets into most of Houston. You can catch hour number four. Remember the podcast goes up about one o' clock today and that is@john claywolf.com that's our radio show site or John Clay Wolf show on Facebook or just itunes. The John Clay Wolf Show. That's the podcast. Podcast. We get a couple of thousand downloads a week. Get a lot of comments from you guys. Appreciate it.

[B]

All the way from Galveston to Houston. Watch for flooding. It's. It's really, really picking up.

[D]

Is it too. Yes.

[B]

Yep, sure is. All the way from Pasadena all the way through Galveston all the way into Houston. It's wrapping around now at this point.

[D]

Did you watch the Weather Channel guy last night?

[B]

Oh, God, which one? They're so. Some of them are hilarious and some are just sad. You know, the directors don't like these guys. Why would you send them out in the middle of a hurricane?

[D]

Hey, you've been looking for a job.

[B]

Let's send Billy out, man. He'll do anything. He'll be on the beach.

[D]

This is a. This is a shot of the hotel that we're in. Yeah, the Holiday Inn here. It was built like a brick s house. This thing. I mean, it's a great plug for the stability of Holiday Inns. Look at this thing. Look at the water rising this thing and floating away.

[G]

Look at the roof.

[D]

Look at the roof on that Motel 6 down there. It's gone. And look at this Holiday Inn. We're safe here and we have a backup generator. We're going to be with you all night right here on the John Clay Show. Wolf Network reporting on Hurricane Harvey. Tony Romo's dad is going to be on the next segment. We didn't get him in here so make sure to go to the podcast to get Tony Romo's dad if you miss it in a minute. Thank you. See you. Give me the vin.com. we're still buying cars till 4 o' clock today and you will get an automated bid.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio now John Clay Wolf.

[D]

This is the Night prowler, Bob. Track number nine, 10, 10. Is this the last one on the CD? Is there 11?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That way to Hell album all morning long. Gotta love it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio SAM. And 093 quarter ton diesel with 202 wheel drive. I'm gonna have to see that one in person. I mean with photos. Can you go to my website? Give me the VIN and load it up? Sam. Yeah. Can you load this one up in the website? I kind of make it a rule of thumb not to bid these 200,000 mile trucks over the air because I need to see them with pictures. All right. There's just too much variable in it. Nice one. And a rough one. Adrian. A 98 Chevy Silverado. Does it really have 44,000 miles?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Extended cab or regular?

[E]

Regular.

[D]

Regular cab. Does it have. Is it sport side or fleet side? Long bed or short bed?

[E]

It's short bed, I believe. Yeah. Short bed.

[D]

Automatic or stick?

[E]

Automatic.

[D]

Is it a silverado like the good one, or is it the cheap one? I don't know if they called them cheyennes back then, still or not. I forgot.

[E]

I'm sorry. I'm driving right now. If you ask if it was a silverado, that's what it is.

[D]

It means it's got power windows, locks, the good seat, all that stuff.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Okay. Regular cab, short bed with 44. Does it have a 350 or a 305 in it? Do you know?

[E]

On the motor, that's the 5.7 liter V8.350.

[D]

Where do you live?

[E]

I'm sorry?

[D]

Where do you live? Where's the truck? Is it. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[E]

Oh, very nice.

[D]

It's.

[E]

It's clean. The paint job is still intact.

[D]

Just like eight to nine. It's a real one. It's good. Good, good, good.

[B]

Nine.

[D]

This does four. Does four grandbabies. It.

[E]

I'm sorry.

[D]

4,000.

[E]

It's got. It's got 45,000 miles on it.

[D]

Does 4,000. Buy the car? I'm trying to buy it. Will you sell it for $4,000?

[E]

Oh. Oh, no. I could do that.

[D]

No. What? No. What could you. Here's what I need. I need you to go to givemetheven.com. this truck's older, but it's got great miles. When I see the pictures of it and I can pull the carfax history off the vin number, I'm gonna get my thinking up. If it's as nice as you're saying. I just don't want to overshoot you on the air and say something that I can't do. I'll buy. I mean, just like that old camaro I was talking about a minute ago. I'll stand way up on a. On an older rig with good miles if they're nice. But I need to see some photos of it. When can you shoot me some pictures and push them over?

[E]

Okay, I can try and do that. You said Go to your website.

[D]

Yeah, give me the vin. The VIN number. So I get the VIN number and write it down and get some pictures. Open the driver door and take a picture of the interior so I can see that too. Back off the truck and give me a side shot and then I'll write you back. Okay, thanks, man. Give me the VIN dot com. Okay. 800-800-7234. Tony Romo's dad is here in the studio with us.

[B]

As you get closer to football season.

[D]

It is so much. We found some football on TV by the way. Now, Mike, look at that logo. It's. It's like Miami's logo now.

[C]

And actually yeah, the game that's on right now, it's Union versus Broken Arrow on espn. And I believe that's eve at high school football.

[D]

No, it is.

[C]

It's high school football.

[B]

Why would that be on ESPN?

[D]

There's desperate people, J.D.

[C]

They need football right now.

[D]

I'm. I. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm an alcoholic. I need some football. Football. Yeah. I'd like to see and go into.

[B]

Sports clubs and get your haircut. There's always like a 1973 Super bowl playing in there.

[D]

Always. I mean current football.

[B]

Oh God, something new so drives me nuts.

[D]

I don't want to listen. I listen to classic rock and current football. Romero. Good morning. You're on the air with us. Hello.

[A]

Good morning, Mr. H. There are much dedication for the high school football. However. I remember when Antonio Jr. Played for Burlington, Wisconsin. We had a wonderful time. Really going on the bus trips. Yeah, bus trip to the other schools and beating bloody.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Having a nice time. I have a cigarit. Poor Jew senior roof. And for judo, John David. And for Jew. Mr. Taylor.

[D]

I'm not a Jew. I'm Episcopalian.

[A]

Have a smoke on the new grandfather.

[D]

Oh, thank you. Congratulations.

[A]

I am proud to announce the coming into the world over the little Jones McCoy, groom of the fourth.

[B]

Oh man.

[A]

He get his names? Of course. This Jerry Jones.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

And Rimiro. This is our Hamilton name family name. And Dr. McCoy.

[D]

Who's that?

[A]

From the crew of the starship Enterprise.

[B]

They didn't name the kid after Dr.

[A]

McJ is a big fan of the Star Trek. No, in fact if he encounters were to have a little girl.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She would probably be named Candace Uhura Roma. I don't think so, you know.

[B]

Yeah, I don't think.

[A]

Anyway, I think you can see we're all very pleased to have a little nino delivered. Oh, he's happy to have a successfully after a very Unsuspected early labor. Oh, early labor. Early labor.

[B]

I did not know that.

[A]

Actually, Antonio get the call While he and his friends are playing in the league of bowling tournament on Wednesday morning.

[B]

Bowling tournament? Jesse does didn't know Terror Tony was a bowler.

[A]

All of the su long he and his friends have a participate in the old pros league court to benefit the d animal shelters.

[B]

Oh, that's nice.

[A]

And he bow a very good game. He bowls a 183.

[B]

It's not a not really that good.

[A]

It's not so bad. Yeah, it is for a beginner.

[D]

Well, okay.

[B]

Why is it a pro league?

[A]

He not roll the ball so much as he shovel pass. Has been clocked at 44 yards per hour in a high tide spire. Of course, consider wearing unconventionale. But this week he and his teammates Dirk Nowitzki under Peyton Manning, Durgen Durgan Payton. We have to find replacement for the old man Jason Whitten who had to return to the training camp.

[B]

Yep, he's one by ten.

[A]

So they get the Don Henry of the Eagles.

[B]

No, they didn't.

[A]

It sings for the Eagles.

[B]

Don Henley didn't to take his place. Really?

[A]

And I tell you this, not only does Don Hanley have a just gruffly antisocial personality.

[B]

Yeah, he's kind of grumpy.

[A]

I think it's safe to say as a bowler. Yeah, he's a much better singer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they are in a dead heat with the senior Lebowski team.

[D]

Holy.

[A]

It's winter compared to Donald and Walter and Jesus. And his team are two points back and right in the middle of the ninth frame when he gets the call.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wednesday morning. It's baby time.

[B]

Baby time.

[A]

Luckily, his wife Candice is a bit of a screamer.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

So until Antonio get to the hospital, he have no trouble finding her. On the fifth floor of Texas Presbyterian, right in the middle of the delivery. But the child is not coming. Oh. Apparently he have bigger shoulders like his grandmother, Camilla Jubakovsky. And Candice cannot squeeze him all the way out.

[B]

All right.

[A]

We can see his face.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Antonio, who have entered the room only for just short moments.

[B]

He's got in there.

[A]

He sees a little baby looking at him and his lovely wife. Labyrinth.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And his newfound bowling expertise. It set in.

[D]

No.

[A]

He stick his two fingers into the baby's nose.

[B]

No, he didn't.

[A]

And pull him right out.

[D]

No, he did.

[A]

And then shovel past him to the waiting nose. I said the doctor. He cut at the cord.

[D]

Oh, why didn't we do this earlier.

[A]

In only A Split second in 14 yards. 14 yards in a high tie sprout. Now, despite the scissors. Despite the scissors, which I would not have done. But any good bowler will tell you. Yeah, it's not the thumb that matters.

[D]

No.

[A]

It's the foot.

[B]

Two fingers in the baby's nose.

[A]

And Candace and little Rivers.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

His little baby boy. His little boy says, yay, Daddy. And everyone is so happy.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And the little, little Jones McCoy.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Ramiro Romo IV is now in the world and I believe he may have make a decent bowler.

[B]

Yeah, you're smiling.

[A]

We will try him on the lines.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Thank you for the cigars.

[A]

When he's nine.

[B]

Cigars are nice.

[A]

Yes, they're very nice. I made a blunt for the pre.

[D]

K. Thank you, Romero. It's always great.

[A]

Please be careful with your children and.

[D]

Your group grandchildren at this point. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We gotta play that again next week during the other part of the show. That was one of the best ones in a while.

[B]

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[C]

Quite a scene.

[D]

The way you said the quick shift to shuttle pass back to the doctor and then a high tide spiral. Normally you do the high tide spirits and then he of course, shut up. Right into a high tide spiral.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

He's more side. Side sling like. Like you do the pitch back.

[B]

And the doctor clipped him with. Maybe with a sword.

[C]

It's amazing.

[A]

Yeah, well, you know, a lot of the circuses are going out of business today and I think the doctor may have been a little new.

[D]

And edit that as the end.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Top 10 at 10. Casey. Case. What the hell? We missed you. We forgot about you too.

[A]

Good morning, John.

[B]

How you doing?

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

You're looking fine. You know, there's a lot of rain coming in the south part of Texas. The big hurricane, it hit last night.

[D]

I heard about it.

[B]

There's some bad news, but there's also some good news with a hurricane. Hard to believe, right? This is the top 10 good things about Hurricane Harvey. There are some good things, believe it or not, that are gonna happen. Ready? It has taken our attention off of Donald J. Trump. It finally makes Texans stop saying saying Leo. We needed the rain. JD Might be able to sell John's boat to somebody with oceanfront property in Austin. Finally, a disaster we can't blame on President Bush. It's taught liberals in Austin how to pray. The folks that stayed behind to ride it out will at least be out of the gene pool. Pretty much everybody south of Lagrange is going to need a new car. Several Statues got washed away, so we don't have to take those down. Rain put out the fire at Franklin Barbecue in Austin this morning. Well, car buying may be off, but boat sales are up, baby. There's the top 10 things that are happening good out of this Hurricane Harry. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching.

[D]

You know what's gonna happen, Turley, in our business is this artificial market we've been in. It's going to continue.

[B]

What do you mean artificial?

[D]

Why is it the, the summertime slip has not been as heavy as it should be? Okay. Based on years past, the market's held up and this, this is going to add another month to it because there's so many lost cars.

[C]

A lot of demand.

[D]

Demand.

[B]

Demand's going to go out.

[D]

Yeah, dealers too.

[C]

Everybody's going to need.

[A]

What happens.

[D]

Well, some dealers, I mean that's who we sell to and they're going to be trying to replace their inventories and customers coming in with insurance checks left and right. I mean when we see a, like the flood in Louisiana last year. Was it last year? Two years ago, same thing. It'll, it'll create a three week firmness in the used car market.

[C]

Got to get our hands on all the north of Houston stuff that we can get.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Everything north of lagrange.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

It's, it's weird. So we will, it might even go up a tad.

[A]

John Area the state, man.

[B]

And do those cars that are, that are washed out, do they just go to the junkyard?

[D]

Yeah, they're real serious about it. So, so that the insurance companies, when they buy cars, they want to see them crushed. They have like a certified police officer. A police officer that's also certified with them that signs the crushing documents at the crusher. Really. To make sure that nobody wiggled one out and paid off their buddy that works at the junkyard to get one out. They want them crushed because of the airbags and all the safety restraint items. If it slides back out into the system as a non flood car, even if it is branded as a flood car and the airbag doesn't go off, then the insurance doesn't want the exposure of the lawsuit.

[B]

Makes sense.

[C]

They don't really. They don't like insuring those type of cars if somebody's trying to sell them.

[D]

Correct? Oh, hell no. They just won't.

[C]

That's why it's, you know. Whitfrey, give me the vinyl salvage titles.

[D]

Flood titles. They're uninsurable. The cars are. I mean they'll do liability on them, but they don't want that.

[B]

I had no idea they were so serious.

[D]

I had no idea. Yeah, right. I mean, especially that last deal in Baton Rouge. There was a crusher down the street, an insurance. A place where all the cars got gathered up. And the general manager of the auction down there, the regular auction, he was explaining me the process because they used to be the salvage auction. He said, this is serious business. I mean, they're like on it. Like they've got. Got an officer and an officer over and over. No way for anything to slip. They want these cars crushed and gone. Wow. They do not want to salvage the parts.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Because they don't want the liability of a part failing and costing a life.

[B]

Makes sense.

[D]

Yep. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[B]

Well, we did talk earlier about the Dallas Cowboys have now offered their stadium to the Houston Texans in case the hurricane continues this week. Of course, the. See, what is it?

[D]

The.

[B]

The Cowboys and the Texans are scheduled to play their final preseason game on Thursday. That's supposed to be in Houston, but Jerry went, hey, just open them up. Bring him up here. It'll be.

[D]

It'll be fine.

[B]

I will charge you $50 a beer, but that's okay. And $100 departure.

[D]

What's the odds of that happening? Turn 50. 50. Yeah.

[B]

They're looking at it because it's a.

[C]

Preseason game and there's not a lot at stake or anything.

[D]

It's.

[C]

It's just easier to do it that way.

[B]

It's gonna be a mess. Potentially up to 23 inches of rain.

[D]

I mean, Houston holds water about. I mean, it's just. It doesn't drain well. It's like half a notch like New Orleans.

[B]

Yeah, it's right on, you know, sea.

[D]

Level in those, in those channels, those highway channels inside the city. 10 and all that stuff. 59. They turn into rivers. I mean, literally like 20 foot rivers.

[B]

Never seen this kind of. We've never seen this kind of flooding we're about to have. This is new. Never has a hurricane cost as much as this one will anywhere.

[F]

Wow.

[D]

Really? Yes. I'll shut up. Sandy prediction, Sandy and Jersey and the population.

[B]

It's the worst one to ever hit. Hold on. Stop. It's the worst one to ever hit Texas so far. And it's also the biggest one in 18 years to hit the United States anywhere. That's what they're saying. Because it's stopping.

[D]

Who is that?

[B]

Because, well, the predictors, the weather people. But the problem with this one is it stopped. It didn't continue. It didn't go on up on up the coast.

[D]

It stopped. It's in Austin. It's coming to Dallas, Fort Worth right now.

[B]

It's moving two miles an hour. It's just sitting there. It's just pummeling, pummeling, pummeling.

[D]

So what are the winds now?

[B]

Right now they're. Well, they're about 60 miles an hour to 45, depending on where you are.

[C]

It's not the problem.

[B]

No, it's rain. It's the rain, but it's just pouring and pouring and pouring, and it's not moving on. It's not going up on up into Dallas.

[D]

As my granddad would say, as like a cow peeing on a flat rock. We'll be right back.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[H]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vin.com. because he can't. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[A]

Sell us your car. GiveIn.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[D]

All right, we're out of the highway to hell album, and we're just gonna grab a couple bon scott hits for the last two segments of the show. Andy, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, John. You guys crack me up anyway.

[A]

Not funny, man.

[E]

Let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. All them cars that get flooded, they just throw them in the crush the crusher.

[D]

If they're insured.

[E]

Oh, if they're insured. Oh, okay.

[D]

It's like farmers in allstate and all those big insurance companies when they do a flood claim, they crush them.

[E]

Oh, okay. All right. And then I just want to let you know I'm a truck driver and I listen to you guys every morning. And who needs mess when we can get hooks on you?

[D]

Time stamp that. That's a good line. Thanks.

[E]

Love you guys.

[D]

See you, man. Who needs meth when you can get hooked on us, Bob? Perfect.

[A]

Lisa speaker speech. We. We don't reckon. Recommend anyone use the mask.

[B]

No.

[A]

Unless you need to stay awake for a long time.

[B]

No, we don't do it then either. No, not at all. Let's see what else we have here. Have some fun headlines this week. You have to tell me if this one's real. This is out of Atlanta headline, Mom fires gun found at mall just to see if it's real.

[D]

Yes, that.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

What else are you gonna do?

[B]

Police say her son found it in a dressing room room. The mom pulled the trigger to see if it fired. Needless to say, it was real.

[D]

I'll be damned. How about everybody had to go get some new drawers after that one.

[A]

Did she shoot anybody?

[B]

No, she missed everybody.

[D]

Goodness.

[B]

It just went off. How about this one? Ohio cemetery begins exhuming bodies of Confederate soldiers.

[D]

I saw a headline on Facebook about that, and I did not click on it because I'm just tired.

[B]

Yep, tired of it too.

[D]

Is it real?

[B]

It's not real. That didn't really happen.

[D]

Clickbait there.

[B]

Police seize thousands of Trump ecstasy pills. They're. They're actually like his head. They're shaped like his head. They're Ecstasy pills, but they look like Donald Trump. Is that real? Of course that's out of Berlin. This is German police. Yes or no?

[D]

Germans like their ecstasy, so I'm gonna say yes.

[B]

That was a true story.

[D]

Wow, those Europeans are ravers, dude.

[C]

How about September Tripping on the Trump man.

[B]

A movie theater in Austin is going to show the film. It for clowns only. You have to be dressed up as a clown to be in the theater in. That's true as well.

[D]

Where is this?

[B]

That's in Austin, Texas.

[D]

You have a clown suit, don't you?

[B]

I do, actually. I have a Captain Morgan suit and a clown suit.

[A]

Now that would be at the. What's the fancy. You know, Tarantino's favorite theater.

[B]

This one is at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. Nice, Nice. Nice pull there, Bobbo.

[A]

But that's a cool place.

[B]

September 9th, if you're a clown or have a suit, you can go see it for clowns only. How about this one? Traffic fatalities linked to marijuana are up sharply in Colorado.

[D]

Hang on. Let's let Michael answer this one. Michael, are you there?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Okay, you're going to answer this next question. Go ahead, J.D.

[B]

Okay, is this a true story, a true headline, or not? Traffic fatalities linked to marijuana are up sharply in Colorado. True story or not? No, actually, Denver Post.

[D]

It is true, Michael, you lost what's on your mind, Mike? Of course they are.

[E]

That's just either way.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What's on your mind, man?

[E]

I would. I hope that you could possibly give us a couple of tips with the 17s. I'm in the market for GMC 17. Okay, what kind of tips? What kind of things should we know about them? What kind of discount? Something simple.

[D]

I got it. Stop right there. I got it. I have not kept up if they have been posted yet, but General Motors, Chrysler, Dodge Ram, you know the, the. That Fiat and Ford are all. If they didn't start like Thursday or Friday, it's going down next week. They're fixing to blow their brains out on rebates on their 17 full size SUVs and trucks.

[E]

Perfect.

[D]

So call the dealership or get online and dig around and see if they've hit yet. But just by waiting a week, you're fixed to save an extra 3,000. Maybe four, maybe five.

[E]

Thank you so much. I knew you had a tip.

[D]

Yes. Yes, it is. And that's why I'm being careful bidding 17 model anything. Because when those rebates come out, if the truck costs $5,000 less tomorrow to buy new, then the used one's worth 4,000 less.

[A]

And Thursday is the last day of the month, too.

[D]

Yeah. So it's all coming together on this. Is it Labor Day? Yeah. Coming up. Yeah. Yeah, you're in, Mike. So hang tight. And next week. Next week's a good week to buy a new truck.

[E]

I appreciate it. We're just waiting for the hurricane to come this way.

[D]

Is it cloudy there yet?

[E]

It's gonna. It's gonna head up a little north. It's gonna sit on top of us.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

I mean, we're right close to the other. Baton Rouge are right next door to it. But New Orleans is gonna, you know, everybody's gonna be affected.

[D]

Gonna sit on top of you like a big old fat Cajun gal. Good luck. 800. 800 7234. Be the weather man. Marie. Ever, ever, ever.

[C]

The rain's gonna.

[B]

You can't work on anything that doesn't have a delay ever.

[D]

Marie Lavo. We have two. We have several levels of delay. We have two delays here and every station has delays. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Backed up all.

[D]

They don't trust us. Why is that, Bob?

[B]

Oh, I wonder. What did you just say?

[A]

Because we're just off the hook. Bunch of honkies, man.

[D]

Hey, I was thinking about that private school bit. I was talking about Private school moms. You bet. And I, I don't think I got my point across right, Bob. I, I don't think you were feeling what I was saying.

[A]

No. Because all I can see is a bunch of stuffy old women.

[D]

No, no. That is not what I saw. Okay. So my daughter, my two oldest go to private school. My fifth grader started this Monday and I, I got out and walked him in.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Normally I just drop tab off and I really don't pay attention, but I was paying attention. And the level of your average public school mom, let's say she's a five on a scale one to ten. Unattractiveness. Fair.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Your average private school mom is eight. Eight. And you see a lot of tens in there.

[B]

Real.

[A]

Just like that.

[D]

Yes. It's that big of a spread, Bob. So it made me think of what did they do to get here. Because people are people.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Jeans are jeans.

[B]

But don't wealthy people. God, I hate to say this.

[D]

Are they prettier?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Are they prettier? Sometimes. Yes.

[B]

So they're breeding, they breed.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Pretty people.

[D]

God almighty.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yes. They're just prettier.

[B]

Yes. Go to any high school that's wealthier and look to the parking lot.

[D]

But are they really prettier or do they just spend more money to make.

[B]

Themselves pretty the older you get? It may be the money thing.

[D]

Well, I mean, yeah, but I mean like look at little kids that are so cute and the ones that have hundred dollar outfits and a hundred dollar haircuts and everything and they were fed organic vegetables.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

In, in grass fed. Chicken.

[B]

Chicken.

[A]

Right.

[D]

You know.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

They're prettier. But when you take the little trailer park girl that has stringy hair and a bad outfit on, that was a third way hand me down and dirty shoes. She's just as pretty as that other girl that everybody's doting about. She's just not done up.

[A]

The black snake moan type.

[B]

That's true there. That does happen.

[D]

But black snake moan, Christina Richie in that movie. I didn't.

[A]

She's a poor girl.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah, you'd enjoy that.

[D]

I was thinking is the. All these good looking moms, they're probably those pretty girls that had to fight their way up into the money spectrum.

[B]

They got pulled out into the money.

[D]

Because to be in this school, I mean I'm the sorry used car dealer, I make a little money and I can afford for my kids to be there, but I'm not in the oil gas business or the insurance business. And my father's not a lawyer that owns the firm.

[B]

The rest of them, funny in our family.

[D]

And I've just been around both sides, but. But the consistency of the attractive level is really odd to me.

[B]

Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen it.

[D]

It's natural selection. You've seen what?

[B]

I've just seen very attractive young ladies in the more expensive schools. They just are the private schools. I'm sorry, I. I hate to always.

[D]

Are they really better looking or do they just have more time to work out? That's the question. And what. And they're. They're dressed like. Like the Kentucky Derby.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Have some of that.

[C]

Yes. They have some advantages.

[B]

There's a bit of that. Sure.

[D]

They're either in their yoga outfit because they can afford to go to yoga every day and spend the day at the gym. Yeah. Or they're in their Kentucky Derby outfits. I don't know. Tricky. Tricky Dick. Good morning.

[E]

Hey. Good morning. I was letting you know about these flood vehicles.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Crushed. Yeah, they are. They're selling them. They are selling them. They're some. I'm dead serious. I live. I live in Denham Springs.

[A]

Right.

[E]

And I. I have water up to my ceiling and there's people yelling. They went and looked at a car and it was a neighbor of theirs and they had it for sale, which was towed.

[D]

But they. But, but, but, but, but, but, but. But they didn't claim it and sell it to their. What I'm saying is when they sell it to their insurance carrier in.

[E]

In the insurance company, it was towed and they claimed it on their insurance. They called their insurance. They could not keep it. They had to take it and insurance made them. These are insured cars. They're selling them.

[D]

I know for a fact from Chuck Fuselier, who is the general manager of Lafayette Auto Auction and that used to be. For a while there, it was a salvage sale. So he's pretty tuned in. And it's not all insurance companies, but I believe Farmers and Allstate, two great big brands. I know Farmers because we're talking about it. When they buy a flood car, they take possession of it and you do not have the option as the customer to buy the salvage bag.

[E]

Right, Right. And that's what they was doing after the flood last year and we went and looked and it was a neighbor's car and they had insurance. It might not have been yours that you just named, but it was injured and it was taken.

[D]

And where they.

[E]

I can give you. They're selling them. I know up in Zachary. They're selling them. I know they're selling them over in other side of Livingston Parish and even on the other side of Baton Rouge. They're selling them.

[D]

They are.

[E]

They're selling the car.

[B]

But the carfax entitled will show that.

[D]

Yeah, no, he's saying they're just selling them as flood cars.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And you know, if it's worth $10,000, they're selling them for six. Right.

[E]

They're selling them and. And the people who owned them in first when they were flooded, they couldn't keep them. No, they wanted them. They wanted to buy them back.

[D]

Well, the big insurance companies. Some of the big insurance companies, I think Geico is another one. They. Because I was talking to him about it, he said they won't let us have them. They're watching them. They're marketing them. They're keeping all this documentation because they do not even want those parts. They wouldn't sell them to a part house. The part house. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Anyway, right. Yeah. Who knows?

[E]

Anywhere. They was towing them way down to St. Gabriel Geismer Way the hell away so that we wouldn't get them in there. They'd be selling them somewhere else.

[D]

Are you a car dealer? No. Okay.

[E]

No, I'm not Cool. No. We ran into one of me and a friend of mine. We was looking at a truck and we went by and looked. He looked at his car from his son and he looked and it was his neighbor down the road.

[D]

Car.

[E]

He wrote everything, the fan number down and everything went call. And I said, yeah, that's his car.

[D]

I bought a lot of FEMA trailers back in. Was that 08 when they were letting them go or 09?

[B]

It would be 09.

[E]

Well, I'm living in one. I got one in my front yard.

[D]

Yep. We gave $3,000 for those rigs, a lot of them, and sold them for 4,500. Today they'd be worth a lot more. There were just so many of them that it depressed the price. But we bought them with plastic on the mattresses, new ones that had never been lived in. There was a ton of them, dude. Thousands. Thousands and thousands of them.

[B]

All that money. All that.

[D]

Yeah. And I bet it comes again. All right, trick. Thanks. 800. 800 7234. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car.

[A]

Get your FEMA trailers here, folks.

[D]

I don't have any, but I wonder if this catastrophe is going to be big enough to fire up the whole FEMA trailer world again.

[A]

It very well could.

[B]

Very, very well, could once.

[A]

It should be. Hopefully there's a better response than there was with Katrina.

[D]

I mean, thousands.

[B]

There were. I saw, I saw fields where they were lined up just like. It's like jets in the desert.

[D]

So many people. Yeah. Wow. So many people made so much money on that whole FEMA thing.

[B]

Yep, yep.

[D]

800-800-7234. Give me the vin.com. we've got some more funny stuff. Funny, funny stuff. I like the funny stuff. More BS and less cars. I think we just do the whole next segment. No cars, all bs.

[B]

It's all fun.

[D]

Let's do that. All right. Be right back. Down.

[A]

Worry about. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[H]

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[A]

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[I]

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[D]

Papa Wood is a long way to the top. Doing rock and roll.

[A]

It can be.

[D]

We learned that the hard way.

[A]

It can be.

[D]

God, you've worked harder than. Did you know about our ratings in on the two bears? The Abilene bear and the Wichita Falls bear? No, on Saturdays, number one in the market. Both markets like a 12 show. God.

[B]

Well, wow, that's huge.

[A]

How about that?

[D]

It's all cuz Keith, man.

[A]

Yeah, Keith V. He did it for us.

[D]

He did it for us. He finally accepted us in the family. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rex, good morning. You're on the air.

[A]

Hello.

[D]

Hey, rex, this Lexus RC 2015, is it a V8 or a V6?

[E]

I. I don't know.

[D]

Is it yours or are you trying to buy one?

[E]

No, no, I bought. I bought this for my wife a few years ago and she didn't like it. It's set in the garage mostly.

[D]

What color is it?

[E]

It's sort of a candy apple red.

[D]

I'm gonna bid it. I'm gonna bid it as a six, and if it's an eight, we'll give a little more, I think. Hang on, let me look. Let me check something. I'm gonna check a marker.

[E]

You know, it's an app and you know, it's got all the, you know, turbo stuff and all that on it.

[D]

Is it. Is it a RC F? RC350. Is it F?

[E]

RCF350.

[D]

Do you know if it's all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[E]

It's all wheel drive.

[D]

Okay, I'm gonna bid it as an RC F. And this is why we need the VIN number. So when we get done, go to, give me the VIN and load this thing up, the VIN number and the picks so I can verify my wife.

[E]

We have the VIN number on our insurance card. I'm in my other vehicle right now, so I can give you that number.

[D]

Oh, yeah, just, just. If you go to our website and load it in, it's going to be the difference between a, you know, a low 30s car or a mid, I think I don't want to overstate here. Or a middle or a. Or a mid-40s car.

[F]

Wow.

[D]

So. So go to the website, give me the vin.com, put that VIN in there and we'll know. We'll email you an offer immediately. Actually, the system I think will fire you a number. It might not on this one, but it probably will fire you one automatically. Okay, give me the Vindico. What city are you in?

[E]

Baton Rouge.

[D]

I haven't looked at LSU football yet. Who's the first game and when?

[E]

It's in Houston next Friday. Baylor.

[D]

They'll kill him.

[E]

And is the quarterback for lsu, which is a great guy from Tarot in Indiana.

[D]

Awesome. All right, go to the. Go to the website. I want to buy this Lex Fuel sell. I damn sure want to buy it. We've got an office down there. We can get it knocked out quick, get you paid early next week.

[E]

Okay, thanks, man.

[D]

Strip club. If we buy that. If we buy that. If we buy that Lexus and bat Rouge. Can you go over and pick it up?

[E]

Yes, we sure can.

[D]

Oh, this is. This is Mama Strip club. Mama.

[E]

This is Mama.

[D]

Hey, Mama. How are you doing?

[E]

I'm doing great. I'm your new driving team. You know that.

[D]

Oh, yeah, I knew. I know that strip club's driving cars, picking up cars for us down in south. In Louisiana. I didn't know that you were part of the crew.

[E]

Yes, sir, we in that.

[D]

Okay, well, you may be Going to get back to get a Lexus RC F early next week. So be careful with it. You drive that one. Don't let strip club drive it.

[E]

I promise you I will.

[D]

What are you picking up down there right now? Yukon. So you're driving to one of our customers houses that we bought the car through givemethevin.com and you're picking up the Yukon. Do you have the check in hand?

[E]

Yes, sir, I do.

[D]

Cool. How are people liking you when you show up? Are they surprised that we actually do what we say we're going to do?

[E]

They asked yesterday, what are y' all coming in? Are y' all gonna come in one of these trucks that load all the vehicles? And strip club told them nowhere. A driving team, and they're very friendly. And they what the man yesterday was like, I was so leery about this. And we guaranteed him he didn't have to be leery about anything.

[D]

What did y' all pick up yesterday and where?

[E]

Nissan Frontier in ban.

[D]

Oh, cool.

[C]

It's the one with like 70, 000 miles.

[D]

Oh, good. All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Okay. Let me tell you what I need now.

[B]

All right.

[E]

You know, all these people are going to be homeless. Yeah, I have a 2015 Shasta Oasis.

[D]

Okay. Shasta 26RL. All right.

[E]

Tampa. That I want to sell.

[D]

What do you want for it? 15,000. Is it a bumper pull or a gooseneck?

[E]

It's a bumper pull. It's only been used 10 times. Never been tricked in. Never been smoked in.

[D]

Never been tricked.

[E]

Still smells brand new. I have the air conditioner running in it all the time.

[D]

Did you. Did you just say never been tricked in?

[B]

She said cooked.

[E]

No, I said smoked in. Come on, John.

[D]

All right, well, what. What? Where is strip club gonna live if you sell his house?

[E]

Oh, no. Strip club has a place. Don't worry about that. Let's get rid of that camper.

[D]

All right. All right. I'll work on it. I'll work on it. Thank y'. All. And go, go, go. Tell those guys thanks for using. Give me the VIN when? Hey, make sure to get those pictures. Do y' all have the I love give me the VIN signs. Tell him they gotta get them, Mike. And remember, we need that because those pictures are good. Okay. Thanks, guys. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. Dylan. Good morning.

[E]

Yeah, I just wanted to let you.

[D]

You're breaking up.

[E]

You break duplate. They play in Houston and they play byu, not Baylor.

[D]

Okay. Okay.

[E]

So they just pass that along.

[D]

So. So they're just going to Baptize Brigham Young. They're not going to rape Baylor. Yeah. All right. Thanks, man. 800. 800.

[A]

Take their magic underwear.

[B]

So, Facebook post this week. Who on the show said this? For my next trick, the kulag shall try to fit into a 2015 Corvette.

[D]

That is strip club. DJ.

[B]

That would be strip club. All right, who said this? Malibus Most Wanted is now on Netflix. If anybody wants to get some insight.

[D]

Into my life, that would be DJ Pre Malibu's Most wanted. The whitey blackie hall of fame flick wherever a rich white kid turns into Eminem.

[B]

All right, two more. Nothing like a bunch of fresh crappie fried in lemon. Lemon peppery goodness.

[D]

Sounds like Bobo.

[B]

That's Babo. And one more. Breaking necks and cracking natties.

[D]

That's the son of a. Yay. I'm doing good. I'm like that toe tapper at the. At the truck stop. That guy just sit there tapping his toes. He just wants to talk real fast. He just knows everything. He's just waiting on the cops. He's waiting on that buzz to wear off so that he can get back on the road so he doesn't get pulled over.

[A]

Okay, not the. Not the men's restroom. Toe tapper.

[D]

No toe tapper.

[A]

A toe tapper Vestibule. Toe tapper.

[D]

The guy that's drunk and has got a little amphetamine in his system. He's a toe tapper at the truck stop.

[A]

Right. He sucked all the cinnamon out of that toothpick, like, days ago. Still got it.

[D]

Still got it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ray. Bobby would love my. My.

[A]

My.

[D]

My wife. She knows your scent. Scent. Your scent. And I don't know if there's something I need to know.

[B]

Yeah, wait a minute.

[D]

But she constantly says, like, she gets in my truck and says it smells like snuff, beer, farts, and Bobo.

[B]

What's Bobbo smell like?

[D]

I don't know. Bobo, she. I think Bobo smokes. And when I'm around Bobo, she picks up on the Babo scent she likes. You've been with Bobbo, huh?

[A]

I don't smoke that often.

[D]

Well, I didn't know that. My truck smells like farts, beer, snuff, and, of course, bobbo. Huh. Charlie, does my truck have a unique.

[C]

She pretty much nailed it. I don't know about bobbo.

[D]

I've been here. But the trucks, the. The snuff, farts and beer. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, absolutely.

[D]

My truck smells like farts. Oh, yeah, sure.

[B]

It's just a stench that you leave behind. In the seat?

[D]

Yeah, it's the garbage you leave behind all the time.

[B]

You live in that truck.

[D]

I'm sick of the truck.

[A]

I didn't notice any smell, man.

[B]

Well, you don't. Of course, smokers never do.

[D]

So, football fanatics, what have we got this week? Turley, you looked it up. You figure out we can, we can get some hits this weekend.

[C]

Yeah, there's a couple games. I think you were talking about BYU actually, they're playing today at 2:30. Stanford plays later tonight.

[D]

So there's a couple games. Do you remember some rice? Rice. You know, Rice in Stanford There's a D1 ball. Yeah, I mean it's game, it's desperate.

[C]

It's, you know that alcoholic type.

[D]

Yeah, I mean some, some tall boys. So. So the kids, I can. I need to put them to bed at 6:30 tonight.

[C]

Yeah, it'll give you a reason to.

[D]

Drink, that's for sure, cowboy.

[C]

Or you can just spend 100 bucks and watch the big fight tonight. That's, that's.

[D]

Oh, that's tonight.

[C]

Yes, it is.

[D]

Ah, it's tonight.

[B]

And it cost how much money to watch?

[C]

100 bucks. There's a good undercard on there. It's a couple belts on there to.

[B]

Buy, to rent it on your TVs $100.

[C]

But it probably won't start till about 10:00 clock central, so.

[D]

Hey, I've got a shout out to Arkansas people. Why do I keep hearing from Louisiana people that I don't hear from Arkansas people? Are you guys too good to call in, huh? Come on now. Where the hell are y'? All? The guy put on our Facebook page earlier that the radio station, one of the radio stations we're on and off Arkansas. Something happened because during the breaks it's just going silent totally. Why Totally silent. And then when we come back on, we're there but like for, for the commercial, the music breaks. It's going completely dead air.

[A]

That's August. You know, it's intern season.

[D]

That always, that always helps. Radio.

[B]

I'm gonna run down to this top and go. Hope they don't take a break.

[D]

What time does the fight start?

[C]

Eight o'.

[D]

Clock.

[C]

That's the undercards, but the actual, the main event will probably be about, about 10.

[D]

And who is it?

[C]

McGregor versus Mayweather? UFC versus boxing?

[D]

That's tonight?

[C]

That is tonight.

[D]

Okay. You can tell how tuned in I am now, right? So I mean, I've been hearing about it. I thought it was in the fall, I didn't know Tonight it's the big night. Yes. UFC versus Pro Boxing. Yep. This would be awesome. Who's gonna win?

[C]

Oh, God. Mayweather.

[D]

J.D. the boxer. The UFC guy. Who's gonna win?

[B]

It's definitely gonna be the boxer, because.

[D]

The rules are all boxing.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

All right, Bob. Five seconds.

[A]

I think you take 20, you go with McGregor to knock out Mayweather, man.

[C]

Hey, you'll be a rich man.

[B]

Big payoff.

[A]

14 to 1 payoff.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Live dangerously. It's just 20 bucks.

[D]

Jerry, take us out. We've got to go tell everybody goodbye on the air.

[E]

Goodbye, everybody. Have a good weekend.

[D]

See y'. All.

[F]

See you.

[D]

Bye.

[A]

Locker out.

[D]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.