#113 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #113 (February 13, 2026)

Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: “Uncle” Bobbo, JD Ryan, Turley
Notable Guests/Callers: Eileen (retired Air Force, Operation Airdrop volunteer), regular callers, “Satan,” “Rush Limbaugh” character
Theme: Cars, culture, parties, hurricanes, and Operation Airdrop (hurricane relief logistics)

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Episode Overview

This episode perfectly embodies the signature style of The John Clay Wolfe Show: a blend of fast-paced banter about cars, sports, wild parties, bizarre anecdotes, and current events, all with irreverent humor and sharp camaraderie. The 2026 installment is heavily shaped by the recent devastation of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, as John and his crew detail their large-scale relief effort “Operation Airdrop.” Segments run the spectrum from car bids and party stories to real talk about flood insurance, hurricane relief logistics, and listener questions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Hurricanes Harvey & Irma: Real-life Impact and Operation Airdrop

• The central focus of the episode is the overwhelming aftermath of recent hurricanes and the show’s involvement with Operation Airdrop—a grassroots aviation relief mission.
• Operation Airdrop: Utilizes civilian and retired military pilots to fly supplies directly into affected areas, bypassing much government bureaucracy. The crew appeals for volunteers, especially with air traffic control (ATC) or military aviation backgrounds, to help operate logistics.
  • [10:23] - John describes dispatch and the need for a new control room director as their current volunteer returns to his regular FAA post.
  • [11:13] - Volunteers from American Airlines and other aviation backgrounds praised as a “national untapped resource.”
  • [13:12] – Key insight: “Untapped national resource. This is an absolute untapped national resource. Emergency situation.” — John Clay Wolfe paraphrasing volunteer pilot.
• Listeners call in to donate items like campers and discuss logistical challenges, showing the sense of community galvanized by the disaster.
• Multiple reminders for listeners on how to help (supplying locations, info for donors, appeals for facilities, and roles like control room director).

2. Car Talk and Buying/Selling Drama

• The backbone of John’s show remains quick, candid car appraisals and advice.
  • Bids and pricing for vehicles run throughout, often with signature blunt assessments:
    • “It’s a beater. Needed to go anyway.” – John on an ’05 Monte Carlo, [06:08]
    • “Do you have flood insurance? ... It’s a separate policy.” – Multiple segments emphasizing importance for hurricane zones.
  • Comic relief often follows: “Say thank you, Herbert.” / “Sweep out that girlfriend, sweep that car out, flush it all out.” [(06:13)]
• Caller questions on flood-damaged vehicles, new car purchases after disaster, and used market value fluctuations are answered with unvarnished insights.
• Notable bit: “If you don’t check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked.” serves as a recurring plug line.

3. Wild Party Recaps & On-Air Antics

• Stories from John’s birthday party at Dallas’ House of Blues abound:
  • “We had a toast. Toast for Megan’s boobs with no bra, because she doesn’t wear a bra and they’re still perky. And then, like, the whole clan did a toast…” – [57:36]
  • Post-party hangover cures include the infamous on-air “BC powder” snorting dare, captured live for Facebook.
    • “If you will snort one of them… I’ll pay you $50 to snort a BC powder.” – John, [20:15]
    • Bobbo’s reaction: “I have extreme inflammation on the left side of my brain.” [27:30], “Never had anything illegal that hurt as bad as that BC powder.” [27:10]
  • Social media plugs encourage listeners to watch the outrageous moments replayed on the show’s Facebook page.

4. Humor, Satire, and Recurring Characters

• Biting satire is woven into discussions on:
  • TV evangelists and disaster profiteering (notably Joel Osteen and Jim Bakker).
  • The “Devil/Satan” bit, where “Satan” is called to justify making Bobbo snort powder and the existence of hurricanes. [30:21]
  • “Rush Limbaugh” (parody) flees Florida for a men’s spa/retreat: “I won the silver ribbon for my rendition of Fat Bottom Girls.” [45:41] and returns for a “Lipton teabag contest.”
• Playful games, like "Black, White, Latino, or Other," inject lighter fun and draw on the cast’s chemistry: “It is, 33-year-old Michelle Watkins of Anderson, California. Sounds black? Oh, wow. White woman!” [44:14]

5. Listener and Caller Engagement

• Listeners from hurricane-impacted regions call for help, to donate, or just to thank the crew (“I just want to say thank you, John, so much for all you’ve done for us, man…” – [29:02]).
• Live call-in car appraisals and quick-fire Q&As keep the pace energetic and unpredictable.
• Real hurricane stories, flood insurance puzzles, and even gift of a camper to a flood victim—finalized on-air—demonstrate “doing good” in real-time.

6. Insurance, Market Ramifications, and Real-World Problems

• Flood Insurance 101:
  • Multiple insurance professionals call in to clarify: Homeowners’ insurance rarely covers flooding; flood and windstorm policies are usually separate.
  • People living outside designated flood zones often end up uninsured and out of luck after catastrophic storms.
  • FEMA involvement and assistance processes (“letter of denial” requirement) explained.
    • “If their house is flooded out, they’re not going to have flood coverage unless they purchased it through FEMA…” – [84:05]
• Used car values expected to swing dramatically with so much inventory destroyed by the storms.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Operation Airdrop:

  • “There’s hundreds of thousands of private airplanes in the United States. To be able to get these little birds into these emergency zones... the key is, is to have the government not C block you.” – John Clay Wolfe, [13:19]
  • “This is an absolute untapped national resource.” – Retired Lt. Col., Air Force pilot volunteer, [13:09]
  • “We got a call from the White House yesterday... we’ve really, really done it.” – John Clay Wolfe, [14:02]

• On the disaster aftermath & flood insurance:

  • “With all these homes that are not in a flood zone, Florida anyway, and they’re not covered under homeowner’s policies...” – Shane, insurance professional, [68:29]
  • “You’re just out of luck if your house got flooded in this deal and you didn’t have the insurance.” – JD, [69:01]

• Humor & Social Commentary:

  • “Tony Robbins with a Bible. That’s exactly what [Joel Osteen] is.” – Crew on televangelists, [33:36]
  • “If you want to be a Phi Beta… you will snort this BC powder...” – JD, [20:52]
  • “Never had anything illegal that hurt as bad as that BC powder. That 50-cent BC powder.” – Bobbo, [27:10]
  • “Sweep that girlfriend out, sweep that car out, flush it all out, start over, go get you some new ass and some new tires.” – John, [06:22]
  • “Who wants to go shoot pin quail?” “We want natural 12 points from the wild.” – John & JD, on hunting and burlesque, [09:02]

• Classic John Clay Wolfe:

  • “You know the difference between me and Kelly Blue Balls is I won’t leave you hanging. I’ll get you a check.” – John, [85:50]
  • “We put a reporter on the DC3 on the airplane and sent him down... and the video stream shows stuff getting loaded and going straight to the hands of the people.” – John, [36:21]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening/Hurricane Movie Talk: [00:45–02:48]
• First Storm Callers & Car Advice: [04:19–08:35]
• Party Recap & Burlesque Talk: [07:41–09:24]
• Hunting, Dove Season, and Texas Life: [09:10–09:55]
• Operation Airdrop Call-to-Action: [10:00–14:09]
• Car Appraisal Demos: [15:04, 17:04, etc.]
• BC Powder Dare (Live): [19:27–24:16, reaction [27:01]]
• Satan Segment (Comic Bit): [30:21–31:43]
• Insurance/Emergency Resources Explained: [67:08, 68:20, 84:05]
• Donations to Harvey/Irma Victims: [60:01–61:21]
• Birthday Party Quotes: [57:02–57:59]
• Black/White/Latino/Other Game: [40:00–44:44]
• Rush Limbaugh Parody: [45:41, 127:13]
• Listener Thanks & Direct Relief Stories: [29:02, 37:35, 93:14]
• Operation Airdrop Interview (Eileen): [93:13–98:00]

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Tone and Language

The show’s tone is raucous, sarcastic, unapologetically male, and always ready to swerve into wild storytelling, self-mockery, and slapstick riffing. The hosts drop casual profanity, raunchy asides, and inappropriate jokes, but pivot quickly to actionable disaster relief, sincere thanks for volunteers, and useful tips for affected Texans and Floridians.

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Summary for Uninitiated Listeners

This episode captures The John Clay Wolfe Show at peak unpredictability—wild, irreverent, at times crass, and yet deeply engaged with real-Life issues facing its community. You come for the car deals, stay for the outlandish stories and party recaps, and, if you’re in a flood zone or aviation background, you may just end up volunteering for Operation Airdrop by episode’s end. Expect equal parts car business, hurricane relief, absurd comedy, and “bro next door” Texas wisdom—all in one roller-coaster broadcast.

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For More

• Operation Airdrop volunteer info: operationairdrop.com
• Sell/buy a car: givemethevin.com
• Outrageous moments: John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook page
• Full podcast archive: Search “John Clay Wolfe Show+” on PodBean

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“Keep your feet on the ground, keep reaching for the stars—and keep the BC powder out of your nose.” — John Clay Wolfe [83:22]

Transcript

[A]

Foreign. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning everybody. It's your uncle Bobbo in the big chair with my friend JD Ryan on the west side.

[C]

On the west side. Morning.

[B]

First down. Morning, Bobbo. How are you doing? Illegal motion.

[C]

What is going on?

[A]

What is this about?

[B]

And here comes our host and two time world burrito rolling champion, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, live on our stage.

[A]

It'S your uncle Bobbo from the big chair. Come here, kitty, kitty. Hey, tell Santa what you want. Progress.

[C]

The movie it is coming out this weekend.

[B]

Speaking of creepy Dolly, I saw that Thursday night.

[C]

Did you see the movie? Yes.

[B]

Wheelie took my kids.

[C]

What's it like?

[B]

And when I say kids. My kids are 22.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Not little kids.

[B]

Phenomenal.

[C]

Everybody says it's just amazing.

[B]

We had a great time. It's. Now listen. This is not.

[C]

What's it called, but it's funny and it's scary. It's. It. Stephen King's it the second.

[A]

The book.

[B]

Yeah. This makes the original miniseries from 1990.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Look like an episode of Happy Days.

[C]

Well, there was a movie too. It had whoever. The John Boy from the Walton. Yeah. No.

[B]

Tim Curry as Pennywise the clown in the old one. The. The new guy is really. It's really seriously scary. The clown in this film is no joke.

[C]

But it's funny. But there's parts.

[A]

Was it a joke in the first one?

[C]

It's one of those movies that. So it's funny. It's so funny it's scary. Or so scary it's funny. One or the other way. It has a little bit of both from what I hear. I haven't seen it.

[B]

It's about a bunch of 12 year old kids and they cuss just like my friends and I did when we were 12 years old.

[C]

It's about your fears and. And. And you realize at some point.

[A]

I like the boogie and stuff.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[A]

Like your uncle Bob in the big chair.

[C]

Uncle Bobbo in the big chair.

[A]

That would be something that some children fear.

[C]

Come sit on my lap.

[A]

They had a bad experience once with the uncle Bobbo in the big chair.

[C]

It's not only the. Apparently it's not only the clowns that chase you, but it's your own fears in life.

[A]

That ch. Devil.

[B]

He's a shape shifter thing, man. And he can. He can become whatever you're most afraid of, right? It's. I highly recommend it, man.

[A]

Where were you last night?

[C]

Jd, I am so sorry. I Honestly, honestly.

[A]

Why?

[B]

What did you do?

[C]

I just. I missed his birthday. I missed his celebration. I'm so sorry.

[B]

I had to work, man.

[A]

We're gonna keep the party going here.

[C]

I am so sorry. I was working on that radio station I have. And literally till midnight and.

[A]

Oh, you poor baby.

[C]

I got no excuse. I have no excuse.

[A]

You poor b.

[C]

Well, let's face it. What are y' all gonna do? Y' all gonna drink, get drunk. I'm gonna stand around and stare at you. So really, that's what's gonna happen.

[B]

And you were glued to CNN watching hurricane coverage all night.

[C]

I wasn't, but I did speak this morning to somebody who lived through it in St. Thomas, and they said it was just freaking unbelievable. Eight hours of I'll make the noise that she made.

[B]

St. Thomas.

[A]

I finally hit my old lady right there on the right one the other day.

[C]

Did you really? She made that same noise, same frequency?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Wow. You know what you do?

[A]

Whenever they hit that harmony, that weird tone, like a really are doing a good job, they're going to stay around for another. It's like, dude, it's like the Groundhog Day. They're going to stay for another year, another lap.

[C]

You've locked them in. Once they make that noise, they ain't leaving you ever. Ever. That's the door slamming.

[A]

How does it go?

[C]

That's it, man. They're done.

[A]

There it is. Who's that?

[C]

That's just somebody. They lived out the storm.

[A]

David, good morning. You're on there. Call her up. David, good morning. You're on there.

[D]

Hey, can you hear me?

[A]

Yeah, I can hear you. I'm sorry.

[B]

I was using those damn ears left.

[D]

And they don't want to try.

[A]

That's okay. High tech redneck.

[D]

I had a quick. I had a. I know y' all are busy. Quick question. Obviously, my car got damaged in the flood. I need to get another car in a New York experience. I just started this job. I've been in my job for a month. Is there a certain time frame of a job where a guy can get a car he already gets qualified for a vehicle?

[A]

Were you making. Were you making payments on the last one?

[D]

No, it was paid off. I bought it a while back. I had the title and it got damaged running great. Unfortunately.

[A]

Here's what they ask you. Water damage. Are you asking me a financing question?

[D]

Well, I guess it's Just a car guy question. Yeah, I guess it would be financing.

[A]

Okay, so how long have you been. How long have you been on your job?

[D]

A little over a month.

[A]

One month. How long on the previous job?

[D]

About 10 years, two years.

[A]

And how much gap between those two?

[D]

Maybe a year.

[A]

So you were off work for a year?

[D]

I was working, but it's mostly cash. I really didn't have any.

[A]

Just answer it like a police is interviewing you because I got to get through this. I'm trying to answer your question. We got to go fast. What is your credit score roughly? Ballpark. Me? 500, 600, 800, maybe six.

[D]

300, 600.

[A]

Okay. And how much money down?

[D]

About six.

[A]

How much money down? Yeah, you're. You're bible. So.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Have you filed bankruptcy in the past? Whatever. Anything?

[D]

No.

[A]

Sorry you lost your car. What kind of car was.

[D]

Was a 05 Monte Carlo.

[A]

Oh, it's a beater. Needed to go anyway.

[C]

It did you a favor.

[A]

It did you a favor.

[C]

Say thank you, Herbert.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

So you're so thoughtful and loving and caring. I did you a favor.

[A]

Yeah. Good lord. Well, you know. Oh, you're funny when you sweep that girlfriend out. Sweep that car out, flush it all out, start over, go get you some new ass and some new tires.

[C]

Time. Thank you, storm. Thank you, Hurricane.

[A]

800-800-7234. In the websites. Givemetheven.com Gene, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Tell me about it. Here's what I see. 1212 Nissan Altima with 66,000 miles leather moon roof. What color?

[D]

It's white.

[A]

White, okay. 12 leather moon roof. So it's a SL. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[D]

It's a four.

[A]

Okay. It's $8,000.

[D]

Wow. Okay.

[A]

Okay. What do we do now?

[D]

Come pick it up.

[A]

Okay. Where do you live? Louisville, Texas. I'm gonna put you on hold. It. Does it have a bad carfax or is there any problems with it?

[D]

It's clean. No problem.

[A]

I'm gonna put you on hold and send you to our buyers. I'll tell them to grab the call to go ahead and finish it so we can get you picked up. Do you want. Do you have a title or payoff?

[D]

Title.

[A]

Oh, and then we can. Do you want to do. Would you like to do it today?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

All right, we'll do that right now. Thanks, Gene. I'll put you on hold to be showing me gravy. 800-800-7234 because we got rid of the car crap. We get back to talking about guys stuff. Guys.

[C]

Your birthday and party time.

[A]

Birthday. Yeah, it was fun. We got a little room at the side. One of the side rooms at the.

[C]

Dallas House of Blues.

[A]

Yeah, what's that? Foundation room. That was fun. We wound up. I never even left. I never went to the concert. Oh, yeah, it was packed in there. I was thinking, for a cover band, it was full.

[C]

Who was it? Who's the band?

[A]

Breaking the wall. I mean, there's Pink Floyd, but I was like, nah, there's no way. But was it good? Yeah, they sounded good. Do they sound like Pink Floyd? And it smelled like Pink Floyd in there, too. Yeah. Yeah, they did. They sounded like it was, actually. I was impressed. If you closed your eyes, you'd have thought you were there. Well, I've never been to a Pink Floyd show, but it sounded like, you know, from CDs and stuff. What about the burlesque thing you were talking about? It was there, but we had Boo. We had a choice between two rooms, Boobs or Pink Floyd cover. And I said boobs, and everybody else said Pink Floyd cover. Some of the wives didn't want to do all that. Some of the wives did.

[C]

What's the boobs thing at the Dallas.

[A]

House of Blue Burlesque show? The Ruby Red review.

[C]

I didn't know that they had that there.

[A]

Did the tops come off with pasties or what? Yeah, that's how.

[C]

That's like Vegas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you go see that? No, I've seen them before, but no, I didn't. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it? It's nice. Yeah. It's about a seven. Yeah. Yeah. Naturals or fakes or. Most are natural. Good hang. Good side hang. Yeah, there's. There's some bees in there, too. You know. Who wants to go shoot pin quail?

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Who wants to go hunt under a high finch? We want natural 12 points from the wild points.

[C]

On our own, sitting way up high.

[A]

It's a whole different deal, man. It's a whole different deal. Dove season sucks in Texas. By the way, Oklahomans, if you're on this morning, call in. I'd like to know if y' all have any birds, because we don't down here in the Metroplex.

[C]

Storm chased them all.

[A]

And Houston, I've heard. I haven't heard anything about South Texas or Austin, but I've gone dove hunting for a little while. Just at the. Got home a little early.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And, you know, 6:36 o' clock to getting home at 6 is early for me.

[C]

Yes, it is.

[A]

It is.

[C]

I know.

[A]

And get in the field for two days. I've seen one bird in two days.

[C]

You just think, you think it's storm. It's got to be. It's got to be.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I really don't know. I don't know. But the. I'm gonna put this out right now. Okay, well, hang on. I might not.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Let me look at an email from my guys. This, this Operation Airdrop thing will.

[C]

Operation Airdrop is unbelievable.

[A]

Has been overwhelming.

[C]

Can you talk about the phone call you got yesterday?

[A]

Not yet.

[C]

Not yet.

[A]

Yeah. So what we're trying to do is we're setting up for Irma. Here's what I need. I need a guy that we're losing our director of the control room. Okay. And let me start over. Okay.

[C]

Go to operationairdrop.com and you'll see operation-airdrop.com.

[A]

Right. And we are mix matching loads of supplies with civilian aircraft and delivering them to hurricane areas. Very good. In the neat. And we've flown like 200, 300,000 pounds of cargo in the past week with I don't know, 400 flights. 300 flights a lot. So we have a control room in actually it's in Denton right now. It's all volunteers have a great set of people that are loading, loading the data the way the, the airport dispatching all this stuff basically.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Communicating with the pilots, lining it up. Communicating with the ground forces lining that up. Dispatching all this stuff and making sure it's all done. Swell. Following them on flight aware. Making sure that everybody's home safe. But we need a new director because.

[C]

$100,000 a year job at American Airlines. Absolutely.

[A]

Well, speaking of, we have volunteers inside the deal from American America.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That have been there. So if you are retired aircraft controller, okay. Military with some background in general aviation. Because a military hard boiled military guy won't work because he's like light civilian twin light civilian single.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

We need somebody that knows airplanes, okay. Not those damn civilians civilians.

[C]

I got a buddy that's a retired ATC.

[A]

Well if you'll go to operationairdrop.com and my name is. There's a little hello from me and the email link to me is right below. Hit contact me and send me if you're interested. We need a director's job. We need. We're losing our director. He's going back to Love Field tower.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

He's ex military.

[C]

Gotcha. Back to work.

[A]

Yeah. Tomorrow's his last day, so we need to replace him.

[C]

And what does that job do exactly? That dispatches that make sure everybody goes where they're supposed to be.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Well, that guy will be. There's about 10 people in this whole chain in that room.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Okay, so we need the lead.

[C]

And this is not a job, but I'd like to know that you got.

[A]

To really still volunteer. And I figure when we go through these applications, we'll find more good people that that can help because we're taking on Irma. And we're going to run Irma and Harvey out of the Dallas operations. Oh my God.

[C]

You're going to do.

[A]

And I need a wealthy guy or company or somebody listening to offer up their big badass meeting room. We have a nice meeting room at the Denton airport, but we're going to need a larger one.

[C]

You want to be closer to Dallas, Fort Worth cities.

[A]

I'll look at anything.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But you know, good connections. T, we need to build. Watch the weather channel all the time on a wall. Something a little more high tech.

[C]

So you're moving this from Harvey onto Herb. Wow.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

We're based in Texas. They're gonna move this. This model over to the. To the Florida storm.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

It's amazing. This. This. How this has exploded in what, 10 days.

[A]

A lady said it yesterday. She's a lieutenant colonel, Air Force pilot from. She's retired. She's part of our staff. What'd she say?

[C]

Untapped national resource.

[A]

Yeah. Untapped national resource. This is an absolute untapped national resource. Emergency situation.

[C]

Private pilots coming out of the woodwork.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, you know, there's hundreds of thousands of private airplanes in the United States. To be able to get these little birds into these emergency zones. And the key is, is to have the government not C block you.

[C]

That's the point. You can't just get in your plane and fly down there. No, you have to have permission. You have to have what they call a squaw code and clearance and all.

[A]

That stuff through the terminal. Flight restriction.

[C]

Grab some diapers and head mission control.

[A]

Our op center is doing all that. So they bring you in and they set you up and they get you know where you're at and you're in your plane and type and. And we. They get your codes or help you show you how to do it. We're working with the government. We've got some calls from. We got a call from the White House yesterday. Wow. High ranking White House official. I don't Want a name drop and a high ranking. So you.

[C]

Well, slow down. You. You've got the attention of the White House. We did this.

[A]

We really. We really, really did.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Hey, Roy. That's. Roy's bringing me some BC powder. Talk to me. Right. Where are y' all going today? You got to get in that hood. You going to the hood? I had to go all the way to the hood, get you a BC powder. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, on a big night out, you need a little bcs. Keeps you rolling. Right. Where are you, where are you heading next? Speaking of logistics and transport, what's your stops today?

[B]

Two enabling Abilene two and Abilene one.

[A]

Whatever. Wally Granbury. They can't be Fort Worth. They can't be around town, can they? No, they just can't be. That'd be too easy.

[B]

That's too easy.

[A]

All right.

[C]

They all got to be 60 miles apart.

[B]

That's work.

[A]

Well, thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Patrick. A 16 explorer sport with 23,000 miles, leather roof, nav, all wheel drive. What color a black does. Does. Does. Is 25 grand sound right?

[D]

Oh, no, that's way too short.

[A]

Sorry. Listen, I'm out of time. I don't have time to decode it. Go to Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com Drop the VIN number in, build the car. It'll throw a number out. It'll throw the right number out right now. I just can't do it because we've got to go to break. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bob O. We haven't heard enough from you this morning. I need you to make me happy. J.D. ryan. Michael Turley. Be right back. Give me the vin.com or 800800 radio to get a buy bit on your car. We've assembled hundreds of private pilots to run supplies from your city to the Gulf coast victims of Hurricane Harvey. Go to givemetheven.com click Operation Airdrop and you'll see exactly what we've done. Go to givemetheven.com and click the Airdrop so you can see how you can help.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[E]

John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmethevin.com because he can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck Your dad gave you the family truckster that aunt edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Tell us your car, gimmethevin.com. it's so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Aaron. 100,000 million mile Chevy truck. Good morning. You there? Oh, wait, I gotta pick him up. Aaron, did this truck get. Get flooded? Did it get flooded? You're in beaumont. I've been in beaumont all week. It's like the DMZ down there, man. I mean, it's like it's bad. It's probably the worst spot in the nation.

[D]

Oh, I know.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

No flooding at all. Actually. Where. Where I'm living at, I'm high and dry.

[A]

Can you take that truck and go drive it off into a water hole? Because it's about done.

[D]

Yeah, I know. Right about it.

[A]

What do you want for it? It's 170, 000 mile 06. Is it a crew cab or super cab?

[D]

Single cab, actually.

[A]

Single cab. Okay. Is it a long bit? It's nothing. It's thousand dollar truck. It's $2,000. I don't want that thing. Robert. Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Hey.

[D]

Hey.

[A]

Good, good. What you got?

[D]

Oh, I was just calling about that airplane job, that aircraft job with an A and P mechanic that you might need somewhere work on them small airplanes.

[A]

We need a volunteer to run our control room that has like FAA experience as a controller, Military experience as a organizer, you know. Does it say here you're an airplane mechanic?

[D]

Well, I've been. Yeah. I mean I've been an aircraft mechanic for 28 years.

[A]

Okay, well, that's not what we need. But. But anyway, go to go to operation airdrop, Click contact john and send it to me. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. My name is John claywolf and I buy cars on the radio. Be right back.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John clay wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[E]

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[B]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Quick, Baba. Who sings this?

[B]

Steely Dan.

[A]

Where's Becker? Is he in the studio today?

[B]

Jeff Skunk Baxter on lead guitar.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Poor Walter. We lost poor Walter.

[A]

Now, tell me, was he current in the band or was he out of the band when you and I went and saw him a year ago? Was he there?

[B]

He. Yeah, he was there last year. He hasn't played in a couple of months. You know, the Classic West Festival? Classic East Festivals. Dodger Stadium, Yucky Stadium. Walter set those out. He's been. Been. He's been ill for a little while. What's ironic is I saw Donald Fagan last Saturday night in Austin. Phenomenal show, by the way, with his little band, the Night Flyers. Sunday morning, I'm driving home. Here comes the news. Walter Becker has passed away.

[A]

I gotta take one of these BC powders that Uncle Roy got me.

[C]

Do you know why?

[A]

I'm not bad. Hungover. Are you hungover, Papa? A little bit, yeah. I'm gonna try this. It just kills me to eat them and put them on your tongue.

[B]

If you will snort it, you will snort one of them.

[A]

Those. Oh, shut up.

[B]

It'll help you faster. I'm telling you, I know truck drivers.

[A]

I've got $50.

[C]

Nobody snorts that.

[A]

I got a $50 bill. You can come over here and roll it up. I'll go to Facebook Live and put it on our show page, if that'll work. And I. I'll pay you $50 to snort a BC powder.

[B]

I don't care. I do. I do it all the time.

[A]

The whole thing.

[C]

Welcome to our fraternity, guys.

[B]

Do I look like a lightweight?

[C]

This is hazing, by the way.

[A]

Way. Hang on, let me see if Facebook Live is on our.

[C]

Dude, if you're a pledge, you want to be part of this group, you will snort this PC powder if you.

[B]

Want to be a Phi Beta.

[C]

That's right, mister.

[B]

No, actually. Actually, I don't. But I assume it would work just fine, right?

[A]

No. Live video. Find out. Let's see what could possibly go wrong.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay, so I'm. I'm gonna take mine.

[B]

Let me.

[A]

Let me.

[C]

You're not gonna really do this.

[A]

I'm gonna take one here. Well, I don't want to spill this.

[C]

Yeah, you're gonna take it. So you're really doing it.

[A]

Yeah. Here, you can. I'm gonna flip this camera around.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So you can go to Facebook Live. Go to John Clay Wolf show. And we're doing the Facebook Live thing. And you can point it at me and Bob and you can be the videographer. Here's the BC powder. Come over here, Bob.

[C]

I'll give you some light.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Creepy light.

[A]

So, Bob, here's this looks like the movie. Here's a BC powder. So just to for clear on Facebook Live. Okay.

[C]

Okay. Go to John Claywolf show on Facebook.

[A]

Live show on Facebook Live or on Facebook. Do you want to do it on the. On the computer top or the countertop? He's one on the countertop. Okay. So this is BC powders. It looks like more than that. I started you off good. He's got a knife. He's cutting it up, it looks like. Here, you could watch. Watch. I'm going to do it the old school way. Another one's a little hung over. Oh, that feel like hell. Oh, he's just. John is just drinking it straight while Boba gets his knife. And he's making a very, very straight line there. Carlo Escobar. It is a Tony Montana pile. Hey, Don, we're why Bobo's doing that. 08 Porsche GT2. What city are you in?

[D]

The city where the cars in. Yeah, the cards in Sarasota, Florida.

[A]

Okay, then it's gonna get hammered. I mean, are we. Are we. Do you mean to bid it before it gets hammered?

[D]

Oh, it's. It's in a secure location, believe me.

[A]

Okay. Do me this on. This was so expensive. What. What's your money? What are you thinking on it?

[D]

The ones on the market are. Are running anywhere from on the 20, 23 miles. Around 190 with 7,000 miles are going about 215. 220.

[A]

So going forward asking. But you hear. I hear you. So it's a roughly a $200,000 car. Let me. I'm gonna need the VIN number. I'm gonna need the VIN number. If you don't have any pictures. I can probably find a picture of it from a VIN search. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Do you have the VIN number.

[D]

I do. Let me.

[A]

I'm.

[D]

I'm driving as we speak.

[A]

Bob, you gonna do that? Are you gonna do that BC powder? You gonna keep everybody waiting? Yeah. No, just do it whenever you get home or wherever you're going. I want to buy it. I do want to buy it. And if you're. You're sure it's safe, I'll get it. But go to givemetheven.com. what seat are you in right now?

[D]

Right now? Right now. I'm in the dowel.

[A]

Okay, thank you. All right, Bobbo just did a gagger on the air. You okay, man? He's awake, folks. Doing a gagger of BC powder. Get on the air and talk to him. Turley, do you want to do some BC powders?

[C]

No.

[A]

I know. Not for what his reaction was. Holy hell, Bobby. All right. What? Have you done that before?

[B]

No.

[A]

And will you do it again?

[B]

Maybe in a couple hours.

[A]

Did it burn?

[B]

Just a little.

[A]

I've never snorted anything. I'm serious. So, like, compared to other things that you've snorted in your life, was that harsher?

[B]

Oh, I've never been one of those guys, man.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But I've seen a lot of Tarantino films.

[A]

So does that. Was it harder on your nasal cavity than it was on your tongue?

[B]

A little tough.

[A]

Little tough. And I bet it works faster. I bet you're gonna. Your hangover is gonna dissipate quicker.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Of that.

[B]

Yes, already.

[A]

Maybe. You know, BC powder, if you're seeing this and you'd like a sponsorship and you want Bobbo to be your spokesman to snort BC powder on your TV commercials to show a new application and how effective it can be. I just want 10% of the deal. Oh, hey, Bobo. He's feeling so good, he's going to the bathroom. He might throw my puke. Hey, are we out of time? We'll be right back.

[C]

I love it.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[E]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Dude, are you okay? I'm serious. Your eyes are bloodshot.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You're walking around weird.

[B]

Well, now we know that's not how you take B.C. pat.

[C]

No kidding.

[A]

For the those of y' all who missed out on all the fun, we had Bobbo snort a deal of BC powder, and it's on our Facebook Live. I videoed it, JD did on the Jockly Wolf Show Facebook page. And his reaction at the two minute mark is something that you would pay. You would pay $10 to buy a ticket to see.

[C]

Watch.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, my God. I mean, he's just. He's like all of a sudden up, slamming the table, moving around the room. What did you feel Pain? Well, the whole reason for BC powder is to make the pain go away.

[B]

I know, I know, but you're not.

[C]

Supposed to snort it.

[A]

What? I mean, like, did it burn?

[B]

That's somewhat ironic, isn't it?

[A]

Yeah, you said something off air about a speed.

[B]

Like you said, I've never had anything illegal that hurt as bad as that BC powder. That 50 cent BC powder.

[C]

Stop for a second. He was kidding. Like he was playing it up with the radio. But no, off the air, he's bull.

[A]

Did it give you a. Did it. Do you feel it?

[B]

Yeah, the. The. I have extreme inflammation on the left side of my brain.

[A]

If you get. If you have to go to the hospital. Oh, God, he can't stop sneezing. Chris, Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

John.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Hey, man, I've. I've spoken with Rush Limbaugh before, but, man, the real Rush Limbaugh. But, man, this is an honor to really speak to you. I just want to. Wanted to say thanks. I'm from Houston. Never trust a man from Houston, but you can trust this one man. Thank you so much for all you've done for Houston. I know Dallas and Houston have that bittersweet robbery. You guys think you're all better than us. Put that to the side for. For helping us out with the. With the hurricane, man.

[A]

And thanks.

[D]

We've been all. You guys are awesome, man.

[A]

We've been running. We've. We've been running planes down there like heavy duty stuff for over a week. And did you read the story that the Fort Worth Star Telegram did on.

[D]

It I did not.

[A]

Are you a friend of ours on Facebook?

[D]

I'm going to be. I need to.

[A]

Well, let's put your priorities in order. So add John. John Clay Wolf as a. As. Add that on the Facebook the John Clay Wolf show. The show. And then first thing you do is watch Bobbo just snort that rail of BC powder because that's more important and it is damn, damn, damn comical. And then scroll down and there's a picture of an old war bird, a DC3, and it tells a story about this Operation Airdrop and loading those supplies and sending them to south. And it's a good read. There's a good video.

[D]

No, thank you, John, so much for all you've done for us, man. And you know, I think it would help you out if you would let the listeners know at least, at least once an hour that you're. You're giving them wholesale prices, not retail. I've sold the car on my own and it's a pain. And you know what to do, right? You're. You're like a pizza delivery boy, you know?

[A]

Right. Except I'm straight.

[D]

Make one more request. If the devil could bid a car at least once a week, man. That's my favorite bit, man. You guys have a good morning.

[A]

Satan, they're calling you.

[C]

Satan's busy.

[A]

We're gonna talk to somebody.

[C]

Satan.

[A]

About what he just did to Bobbo. Anyway, yeah, you know, that was the Satan's fault. That was Satan. Oh, absolutely, Randall. An O2 bird with 200 on it. Two wheel drive is worth, you know, 500 bucks. Unless it's real nice with leather roof, nav and not nav. But you know, it's. It's 500 to 1500 bucks.

[D]

You said 500 to 15.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Yeah. Probably can't go that low. I said with somebody else. I appreciate it, sir.

[A]

Thank you. 200,000 mile, you know, wore out cars. Yeah, sometimes they're worth it. Like the diesel trucks and some trucks. But that body style, if it was an 07 newer body style be worth, you know, four. Bob, you gonna make it.

[C]

Seriously?

[A]

Yeah, Satan. Satan has something to say. I. I want to talk to Satan actually. Good morning, Satan.

[C]

Do you really. Hey, John. How's it going?

[A]

Good. Why did you make us do that? Why did you drag us into that bit and it wasn't a bit, it was just an idea.

[D]

Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

You hurt my buddy Bob. I had nothing to do with that.

[B]

You know, Bob, O's a low rider.

[C]

Low rider, low rider.

[A]

He's white, he's Not Chicano.

[C]

Figure of speech. Oh, I got you. Wow. But, yeah.

[A]

Why do you make people do bad things, Satan?

[C]

That's a good question.

[B]

Well, that's not.

[C]

That's. That's a misunderstanding. No, that's not something I do.

[B]

They ask me if they should.

[A]

In their hearts, I say yes.

[B]

Never. My idea. Like these hurricanes.

[C]

I was gonna say, do you have anything to do with the hurricanes?

[B]

That is not me.

[A]

That's all.

[C]

The old man, really, he did. That guy does not send hurricanes. Jim Baker, remember the old preacher? He's like, God's digging this. Bringing these hurricanes. Shut up.

[A]

So who's bringing him, Satan or the old man?

[C]

The old man.

[B]

Tornadoes were my idea, but I kept.

[C]

Him in the desert. No, you didn't. Yes, I did get some.

[A]

A lot.

[C]

Kansas, Missouri. It's not desert.

[A]

I think he uses it as some.

[B]

Form of, like a recruiting exercise. What?

[A]

God.

[C]

God does.

[B]

People never call to me during a hurricane.

[C]

That's a great height. That's brilliant. Think about it.

[A]

It didn't go very well for old Joel Osteen.

[C]

Location, location, location. Yeah. Are you.

[B]

And Joel Osteen is a song.

[A]

Thank you, Satan. Thanks for joining us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What did he say? Joel Osteen's a chump.

[C]

Satan just called you a chump.

[A]

We were talking about Operation Airdrop and setting up Florida and how we need to get with big churches to recruit. That's how to be real effective, is get these churches to use their congregations to bring the supplies into the hangars.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. They need locations to drop at. So it's a perfect marriage. Yeah. And I was like, man, somebody ought to call Joel Osteen and get him, like, on board because he needs some media help. He could use some prime. And then he'd get yelled at for sending all this stuff out of Houston to Florida.

[C]

Of course he was gonna get yelled at.

[A]

He's gonna get yelled at for whitening his teeth at this point and not when. What's that guy worth, man? He's put down some serious nickels.

[C]

Hold on, I'll tell you.

[B]

Don't get any ideas, John.

[A]

Oh, I don't. I'm. I'm. I couldn't be a preacher.

[C]

He is reportedly worth between 40 and 60 million dollars.

[A]

He's worth more than that.

[C]

He lives with his family in a 17,000 square foot mansion worth an estimated $10.5 million. Has another one in Florida worth an estimated $9.9 million.

[A]

I'll tell you, I'm not a big preacher. TV evangelist guy. Actually I despise them because they're just hustling old ladies out of their. Out of their savings. But I do enjoy every once in a while. I mean I'll listen to him. He just, he tells a feel good story. I'm not sending him any money. I'm not sending him any money. But I do like his story.

[C]

He's a cheerleader.

[A]

He's a cheerleader. He's.

[B]

You know, he just is.

[C]

That's. He's Tony Robbins with a bible. That's exactly what he's.

[A]

That's a good point.

[C]

He's Tony Robbins with a bible.

[A]

I'd watch the Dallas cheerleader show. I mean. Yeah, his old lady's good looking too. Oh yeah. You know, why didn't he have a fat old lady, A real ugly one. You know, why didn't he do that?

[C]

Let me tell you why that didn't happen, Johnny.

[A]

Well, I tell you why. Yeah, because it in good marketing. He's a marketer.

[C]

Of course he is.

[A]

He's Tony Robbins with a bible.

[C]

It's exactly what he is. And I'm not saying that there's not a place for that. I've listened to him and he's had some really good words.

[A]

Speaking of, for operation Airdrop we need a control room donated in the Dallas Fort Worth area. A large sophisticated.

[C]

By control room you mean like somebody that has a conference room with a TV and a large table.

[A]

We have that.

[C]

Okay, but you have it in Denton and you rather.

[A]

Well, it's not even the Denton part of it. It's weird. We need a larger one. Okay, we have a large one now we have a night. Denton is really taking care of us and giving us a grid room. We need a media room with that we can run the weather channels on and, and larger. You know, something that can comfortably fit a staff of 2020. Okay, so big conference table. Huge conference table set up and. And we'll need it for two weeks to run the operations for Hurricane Irma. What a great thing you're doing on operations Airdrop. If you go to operationairdrop.com and click the contact John Clay Wolferts right there. I'll get with you. We also need a directors and operations directors. A guy with like ATC background, some military background, lots of private aircraft knowledge. Yeah.

[C]

And it's operation-airdrop.com if you want to go to the official website.

[A]

We're up on the Google thing now so if you just put it in.

[C]

Okay. Pop startup.

[A]

Yeah, very good. 800-800-723-41.

[C]

Getting calls from the White House. Can you keep it? You can't talk about.

[A]

I can't talk.

[C]

Who it was.

[A]

I cannot. Dude.

[C]

I'm just sorry. That blows me away that you've gotten the attention of the White House and they're saying you're a national. An untapped national resource. Which makes sense. You really are. What you're doing is. Anyway.

[A]

Well, it really is.

[C]

It is A bunch of private pilots, they always look for somewhere to fly their airplanes. They want to fly. Needless to say, most of them have disposable income and some money, and they're.

[A]

Donating their planes in the time to run these supplies to victims that are stranded.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And I mean, we've made so many trips into Port Lavaca, Beaumont, Silsby. Rockport is all screwed up. The mayor down there is a.

[C]

It just takes one.

[A]

Wait, is it Rockport or is it Port A that's all screwed up?

[C]

I don't think it's probably Rockport.

[A]

It's all discombobulated. The supplies and the waters and all the. All the goods are slung all over the place. They're not organized.

[C]

There's been bad news about the. The Red Cross stepping in.

[A]

But I can tell you what we're doing. And if you watch that go to John Clay Wolf show. Watch that video I was talking to that fellow about. Watch the video that the Star Telegram put together. They sent a. We put a reporter on the DC3 on the airplane and sent him down.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And the video stream shows stuff getting loaded and going straight to the hands of the people. And that's the difference what we're doing. We're getting the good straight to the people without getting loaded in a hangar and sitting there for two years getting thrown away, which normally government bureaucracy bs, Right.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It happens every. That's what always happens.

[C]

And it's within four hours. This is in people's hands.

[A]

Yeah. What's amazing is how everybody's just kind of like, you know what? We don't need the government to help us so much. I love that. It's just because of past experiences in 2005 and they saw all that. They're like, you know what? Let's just do it on our own. Pretty amazing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

There's nothing wrong with what the government's doing. They just have to go through so much red tape to do stuff.

[C]

Right.

[A]

The lady called yesterday and Florida, they want to send us a. This is a C47. What's the great Big helicopter. No airplane that like unloads. It's like a cargo C130. C130. They're going to send us a C130, full supplies, ask us where we want it.

[C]

No dudes.

[A]

Wow. 800-800-7234. And that's out of the air base in Florida. Put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Are you going to put them on hold or not?

[C]

I'm not understating the fact that that's amazing what you're doing.

[A]

Mike, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

How's it going, man?

[A]

Great. All right.

[D]

I just wanted to give just a few comments on the hurricane that you're talking about with Houston. I just want to just tell you thank you for helping out those people. I do appreciate that. I'm from Texas, so it's a, it's, you know, it's a big deal to help out people in need.

[A]

It, it's, it's been an honor and a pleasure to work with all, all these people and these volunteers and organize this thing. It's, it's been really amazing to watch come together. And there's. Are you do it?

[D]

Are you guys going to be helping with our Hurricane Irma as well?

[A]

We're setting up for right now. Yep.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I just want to make just a, just a slight comment on Hurricane Irma right now. I have a buddy that lives over there in the Virgin Islands and they, he was trying to get evacuated and all of the airfare places jacked up the rates to get out of there.

[A]

It's ridiculous.

[D]

And he said that people were paying about 7 to 8,000.

[A]

I got $0.03 seconds. I gotta go. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Sorry about the cutoff. Be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[C]

What a fun morning.

[A]

I think this Vietnam era music is fitting for the resistance we've been fighting across the board. What's coming, it's pretty wild. Fires all over the country.

[C]

Fires in the west, floods in the south and east.

[A]

Not little ones. And then Mexico got whacked. We can't. We talked about Operation Airdrop into Mexico. We're like, man, one side, you know, we're talking about. I said I'm not, I can't participate in it because people are gonna, somebody's gonna die.

[C]

Yeah, that's not.

[A]

And I don't want it on my watch.

[C]

It's not a good idea.

[A]

We're trying to build, you know, one part of the country, big part of the country, saying, build a wall and keep them out. And then we're gonna shoot everybody over there in airplanes.

[C]

It's not a good idea. Plus, there's plenty of relief to be done right here. And there's about to be another storm in Florida, so.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kendrick. We do. I see 13 Dutch. Dutchman travel trailer. We do. Buy RVs. Go to givemetheven.com and put it in and we'll send it to our RV specialist and he'll bid it for you. Okay.

[D]

Okay, thank you.

[A]

Thank you. 800-800-Radio. Or go to givemetheven.com. where's DJ Prek? Let's do some black, white, Latino or other.

[C]

These are stories basically that come out of the news. And we get to. He reads the story. We get to decide whether the person in it is black, white, Latino, or maybe other. A lot of times it's other.

[A]

It's a fun game.

[C]

It is a fun game.

[A]

Good morning. Blacky, whitey, eight Mile Be Red. What's the rest of his damn deal, man? Our favorite white black guy here in the studio. Yeah, yeah. How y' all feeling this morning? I see you feeling over here, Bobo.

[B]

Hey, what was in that stuff? Really, man?

[A]

It was just PC powder.

[C]

He's still in the bathroom. During the breaks, he looked like a.

[A]

Hoover B vacuum stop.

[B]

You up like a brick burn, huh?

[C]

The video is on the Facebook at John Clay Wolf show. It's beautiful. Go into about two minutes. That's when he does the deed.

[A]

God almighty. You look like you've done that before. Bomb. Go ahead.

[C]

I don't feel like.

[A]

Yeah, I got a story here. But before we start, I gotta say I seen y' all had a 70 Cadillac sedan Deville or something come through here the other day with some money green paint on some gold Daytons.

[C]

I'm wondering. I knew he'd find that. I knew he'd see it.

[A]

I wondered how much I got that up off you, man. How much for that set of Brother? Yeah, let's try to find out.

[C]

Dude, that was a cool Caddy.

[A]

Yeah. So we bought a 1970 Caddy. Green like. Like you said, money green with gold Daytons, brand new motor, 600 miles on. Came off a little old grandma that just took it to the grocery store. Yeah.

[C]

And the casino, apparently.

[A]

Yeah, the casino. Perfect condition.

[C]

I Know it looks like the interior has been redone.

[A]

Did you buy it off of a deceased gang banger? No, he's alive. What did he tell you? Like, why did he. Did he. Did he have a story? No, he's. But he was really wanting to get rid of it, I could tell you that. Because the price went from way stupid to right to where we needed to be. So, like. Dj. Yeah. That thing clean? Am I gonna be carrying this paper or are we all greens up front? Man, I could give you some cash up front. I got maybe like a thousand dollars in a copy of my new mixtape. So I'll be. I'll be carrying the paper. If I'm carrying the paper, it's 10 dimes. Okay. Okay. We'll see if you. If you like sitting a wire or paying all at once or a check that will clear. So that means you write the check and we wait to see if it does clear. Then. Then it's a discount. A discount. All right. All the guys around here always want to know how much this car is. And I price it to them, like, wholesale, like. Okay, can I pay you out over a year? No, no, no, no.

[B]

Let me think about it. No.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Go ahead, DJ. You take this. Yeah, y' all got y' all favorite game show. White, Black, Latino or other, where I will read a story and y' all tell me the race of the person. So today I got a California man that came home from work. He found a bucket, naked lady sleeping in his bed. Oh, what she weigh? I seen a picture. She looked like she didn't weigh that much. You know, she might have been a little strung out, so she might have been light. Dang.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

But came home, bit of a spinner. Yeah. And he found a, like, package ripped open on his porch. So he knew something was up from the jump. Then he walked in, saw a sandwich with a bite taken out of it and an open beer on his counter. And then a pack of cigarettes was missing. So he's on. On alert by now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Then he walks up to his bed, finds a buck nagger woman sleeping in his bed and called 9, 1 1. And the lady, she, I guess got dressed and went out and sat on the porch. Probably smoked one of the cigarettes she stole until the officers arrived and arrested her on suspicion of burglary. So. So is it white, black, Latino or other white?

[B]

Now, wait a minute.

[C]

Are we talking about the girl in the bed?

[A]

Yeah, the lady. Okay, the lady that's whacked out on. On Smack. Who would eat a sandwich, smoke a cigarette, drink a beer? I'm gonna, I'm just thinking skitsy white gal, like, you know, like small town, like Vernon, Texas.

[C]

Yeah. I'm thinking bigger town, but I'm thinking, you know, white, white, strong, average.

[A]

I was at Vernon last week and I saw some of those.

[B]

I think she sounds like a sister.

[A]

Okay, I'm going with Baba too on that.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Two sisters tendencies.

[C]

Two white guys, two white ladies.

[A]

Well, two black, two white. All right, well, it is. 33 year old Michelle Watkins of Anderson, California. Sounds black. Oh, wow. White woman. You know, I know my white trash guys. I know my white trash.

[B]

Well, that's amazing though, because she made him dinner, you know, so I thought, yeah.

[A]

Oh, wow. No, no, no. He had a sandwich. That's a good question. Did she create the sandwich or was it prepared already? I think it was ready and she just took a whack at it. She's like my little kids just scouring through stuff. Like, who took a bite of that? Who took a bite of that? Look at that little fat bastard sitting there. Sleeping in bed. White too. 800.

[C]

800 radio Goldilocks. You realize, right? Who's been eating my porridge sleeping in my bed?

[A]

Who is. Guess that crackhead Rush Limbaugh.

[C]

Rush is around.

[A]

Is on the.

[C]

He's from Florida. I wonder. You going to evacuate? Is he here?

[A]

John, There he is.

[B]

Yeah. I thought in light of the current meteorological trend, just say hurricane in the old home state. I decided to go on a retreat.

[C]

Oh, you're gonna leave? Okay. You're gonna leave.

[B]

I've gone out to Solvang, California. It's just west of Hollyweird. Yeah, it's a really great thing. There's. It's like one of those old fashioned, old all men physical training camp kind of a things. What? That's outstanding.

[C]

What's it called?

[B]

There are no women allowed.

[C]

Where is this?

[B]

It's all fellas out in Solvang.

[C]

You're gonna.

[B]

Solvang, California, in the heart of the wine country? No, we're actually having a really good time.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

There's karaoke every night.

[C]

A bunch of guys doing karaoke.

[B]

I. I won the, the silver prize last night for my rendition of Freddie Mercury's Fat Bottom Girls.

[C]

I bet you did.

[B]

Just the guys loved it.

[C]

Yeah, you're a hit.

[B]

And we're, you know, we're doing a little spa treatment.

[C]

Let me ask you, it's all gu. Is it gay or gay guys?

[B]

Of course not.

[C]

Okay. As you said, all guys oh, no.

[B]

They'Re all blue collars. There's a. There's a construction worker.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And a policeman.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

An American Indian now I understand.

[A]

Rush, your wife is calling for you. Can you come back in a little bit?

[B]

I'm having a really, really nice time.

[A]

Okay. Hold on. I'll get him. Go. Go deal with your old lady and come back in about 30 minutes.

[B]

That's almost time for the Lipton Teabag contest. Perfect.

[A]

Wrestling ball, everybody. Turley Sports. Yeah. It's NFL weekend, John. You excited? No. Is it starting.

[C]

Is it starting to.

[A]

I don't care that much, man. Why? I. I love college. The. The pro is just not. I'm a little burnt after spending all that money on Cowboys tickets the past two years. I'm. I've got a bad taste in my mouth.

[C]

And you're out of that now.

[A]

Like, Bobbo has a bad feeling in his nose.

[C]

Yeah. The BC pattern.

[A]

I'm not out of it. But I'll tell you, I thought I saw something where the Cowboys were playing last Monday night.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I didn't even care to look and turn on the TV if they were. Really? Yeah. That's. Well, if you care. They play Sunday night against the Giants. And Zeke is free. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. Freeze the. Zeke free. Zeke. He's free for the first game. For at least the first game and probably the whole year. What happened to the suspension? Abraham. Abraham Lincoln came and let him go.

[C]

Stop it.

[A]

The NFL's still suspending him, but it's upheld now in courts because the courts said that he didn't get a fair.

[C]

So while you're waiting for this to happen, you can play.

[A]

Yes. And this will. This will happen probably throughout the whole year. Yeah.

[C]

Right after the super bowl, we've decided.

[A]

So, yeah, it's. It's a big controversy, obviously, but. But Zeke is free. He can play.

[C]

He's going to play.

[A]

Yes. So start him on your fantasy team. College football game of the week. Oh, you o. Ohio State. That's come. That's probably what. That's definitely the biggest game. That's at 7:30 tonight, too. And TCU plays Arkansas at 130, if you care. It'll be good. Yeah, that'll be a pretty good game. TCU is the best thing in the Big 12 this year, it seems. Unless from Texas. From Texas. Side of the things. Yes. You know, they are the top team in Texas right now. Yep. That's pretty scary because they're not that great this year. No. What was that Game I watched Monday or Tuesday. I was sitting with the guy that owns the big DC3 and we were playing in this week of airdrops. Tennessee versus someone. Oh, Georgia Tech. That was the best game ever. Yeah, that was really good. That was college football. That was what. That got me excited to watch that game. That was a great game last week. UCLA coming back from down 44 to, to like against a M. A M coming back from like that 30 point deficit and winning. No, they lost. That's what I'm talking about. UCLA beat a M. They came back with 30 points. Yeah. Oh, I'm kidding. No, I mean they're ready to kill the guy. Yeah. That's pretty sad. That's a pretty quick turn they got. That's a pretty big about face for a bunch of. Yeah, ROTC people. He got a disturbing letter in the mail.

[C]

You did?

[A]

No, he did. Kevin Sumlin from a mic.

[C]

What'd they say?

[A]

You know, calling them an N word.

[C]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, you.

[A]

A letter. They don't know. Some just crazy. I think they should put a statue of him in Dallas Lee park just to do the opposite of what, what, what? You know, you know.

[C]

You know, after that game, I did see a headline. You can decide whether this headline is real or not. Texas legislature moves to ban football beyond the high school level for the emotional well being of the state. God, enough is enough. The good people of Texas.

[A]

No, Bob, I mean that, that's called a menstrual period. You're reading the wrong page.

[C]

They're talking about how bad the game was. How everybody was so twisted on A M that they're gonna. Obviously it's fake.

[A]

Still a funny story, them losing to Maryland. They were 17 point favorites. So there's a lot of craziness last week. Oh man.

[B]

I was sitting in the Texas Chili Parlor on Lavaca street in Austin.

[C]

It's one of these moments.

[B]

Last Saturday at the end of the. Good morning Austin, Austin, Texas and, and ut. UT had a. A tough day last Saturday and it was a morose scene. This is a UT bar.

[C]

It looked like maybe a Hillary watching party.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a morose scene. Yeah, yeah. My buddy and I just went to have a couple of shiner. But we love the Texas chili part right here. We're always looking for Stuntman Mike. We haven't found him there yet.

[C]

I got you.

[B]

But the, the crowd in there, they were all orange and white.

[C]

Everybody's happy. We're gonna win. And there was favorites.

[B]

There was a minimum of two frowns at Every tape. Horrible. And I don't, I don't, I don't get into this thing very deeply like they do, but I, I would wonder what would happen to a person if you, say, wore an A and M cap into that bar.

[A]

Yeah, not this year. We're not gonna beat anybody's ass. No.

[B]

Hello, Austin.

[A]

Hello, Oklahoma. I think ESPN 97.5 in Houston just turned on down south, which covers that golden triangle that we've been running planes to all week. Silsby, Beaumont, Port Arthur. And when you say running planes. Operation Airdrop. We put together an airplane deal. Talked about it on the show a lot last week. It's been an amazing success this week we moved £300,000 worth of freight to needy areas. You know, and what's great about the airplanes is like, we got into Beaumont and we started unloading. And then about halfway through the day, Ted Cruz showed up and decided that he didn't want the National Guardsmen standing around when these pictures being taken and they took over the airport, ran us off. So what do we do? What do we do? I'm like, there's airports everywhere. Let's go to Silsbee 45 Romeo right next door.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's no biggie. You know, in. In these little ga. Aircraft can go anywhere. They can. The point.

[C]

Yeah, you don't have to wait for military to be.

[A]

If there's government, if there's a city airport that's flooded out, that can't take supplies, I mean, there's one 10 miles down the road. There's too many airports maybe.

[C]

No, don't ever say that.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

There's plenty.

[A]

Are they?

[C]

Yes, they are.

[A]

There's plenty. We're in good shape on airports and we're gearing up for Irma and I need to put the shout out again. We're looking. We're losing our director. He's got to go back to our. Worked for the FAA ATC this week. He's been, he's been a great volunteer for the past 10 days.

[C]

This is the director of operations for Operation Airdropping.

[A]

So you're looking for a new Dallas Fort Worth. We need a director that we've got great staff, but this fellow was air traffic control, former military airplane geek, you know, just has a lot of skills. And we need to find a replacement for him because tomorrow is his last day. These guys are all volunteers. So if you have a couple of weeks to help us run operations for.

[C]

Our Irma with some air traffic control experience, maybe know about airplanes.

[A]

Obviously government or you need to know one thing he said for sure made sense. He said if we get a military guy in here, he's like, well, that's a civilian light twin or a civilian single.

[C]

So they don't recognize.

[A]

They don't even recognize the aircraft. But we need to know what they can carry, right? And we. They need to be general aviation savvy and air traffic control savvy because we're giving these guys the codes to get in to the areas TFR is on. But go to operationairdrop.com and click my emails right under my name. It says contact if you're interested in that position. We sure need some help. And also we need a larger operations room donated for the next two weeks. And Dallas, Fort Worth area, something high tech. Great Internet TVs on the walls. You know, 20 people comfortably in one room.

[C]

You can some amazing press, too. You got the Star Telegram yet? Flying Magic magazine, which, if you don't know that, that's like Car driver. Yeah, it's the oldest. Most.

[A]

I think we're doing a press conference Monday morning. Are you. Yep. Yep. I mean, this thing's. You know, it's real. It's here. It worked. Everybody, you know, we got call from the White House. Call from the White House. We. We're putting this thing together, but it's helping people. That's why. And we're effective. Teresa, good morning or. Teresa.

[D]

Hello?

[A]

Hi. Where are you calling from?

[D]

Hi, I'm calling from Cleburne. I heard you say this morning that you were out tub hunting and you've only seen two doves in Texas. Yes, well, they're all in my yard.

[A]

Well, I'm in. I am off of the tollway in 1902, so I'm not that far from you. You're in Cleveland. I'm in Johnson County. You mean just come over and shoot at your house?

[D]

And I have a thicket and. And I get up every morning and feed the hundreds of birds. My whole yard is nothing but doves.

[A]

Do you want me to shoot them?

[D]

No, I'm just saying that's where they all live. They live at my house.

[A]

Okay, well, if you want us to come over there and shoot them, just let me know. Especially if you want us to shoot them right as you're feeding them. Like. Like. Like here. W.

[D]

That was be hideous.

[C]

Fill her yard with bloody birds.

[A]

800. 800. Sounds like you could limit out with one shot, right?

[C]

Season's over.

[A]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio. Call in or just go to give me the vin.com. it's been such a long time. It's been such a long time.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

[E]

[e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[B]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Did you go over to the buyer's room and get coffee?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Why didn't you get me any?

[D]

Why didn't.

[B]

Yeah, you didn't know I was going. I've been in and out of the room a lot for the past hour.

[C]

For those that missed it, Bobbo snorted a BC powder. Don't do that.

[A]

It hurt him.

[C]

The video is on Facebook at John Clay wolf show, and it hurt him badly. Don't do that. If you're listening, don't do it.

[B]

Yeah, I'm stopped up like a brick on the left side. There's nothing going in or out. So one of your sellers says, hey, we got some donuts, bombo, but I don't think you can snort them.

[A]

You think that's bad? We had my birthday party, surprise birthday party in Dallas last night at the house of blue lose and everybody got drunk. Did you notice that early the. The drunk level, about 10:30, 11 kicked into overdrive, hyper wave. Yeah. Just. Just wasteoid mode.

[C]

So, yeah.

[A]

Anybody. Did everybody get home safe? I think so, yes.

[C]

Everyone had drivers.

[A]

Everybody.

[C]

Everybody had vehicles that they weren't driving.

[A]

I slid out. At 11:45, I slid out. I'm like, this is getting to where it's getting and weird. Like company Christmas party. I mean, that's fun. Don't give me drunk. Yeah, drunk, yes. But it was fun. Frankie's the funnest. Oh, she's great. She's the best. She's one of our logistics girls. I wrote down Some quotes that I heard last night.

[C]

Here we go.

[A]

You know when they come up and I love you, bud. The company Christmas party drunk. I knew I was going to work for you for.

[C]

Hey, John.

[A]

I knew I was going to work for you for the rest of my life. Uncomfortably close when you didn't drug test me.

[C]

That's a quote. Dude, that sound like a bumper sticker.

[A]

That's a great one. Hey, can you watch my purse? I'm going outside to get hot.

[C]

There you go. I know who that was. Okay.

[A]

I was like, wow, I'm glad that that's our relationship.

[C]

That's one of the guys.

[A]

We had a toast. Hoop, hoop. Toast for Megan's boobs with no bra. Because she doesn't wear a bra and they're still perky. And then, like, the whole clan, like, did a toast to Megan's perky boobs without a bra.

[C]

I love that.

[A]

You see, that's what I'm saying at that I was like, this is going to get probably bad. It's not bad. It's perfect right now. I'm going to leave on the punchline.

[C]

Yeah, I'm going to be Seinfeld. Leave on top.

[B]

Did anything catastrophic happened after you left?

[A]

I don't know. No, nothing crazy. There's some dancing going on, but that's about it. I'm. I knew it was going to work for you for the rest of my life when you didn't drug test me.

[C]

That sounds like a billboard. John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? It's you. It's you. You.

[D]

You talking to me?

[A]

Yeah, I'm talking to you. Where you calling from?

[D]

Hi, this is Scott in Houston.

[A]

Hey, Houston, what you got?

[D]

I got an 09 explorer that you guys have previously bid, and I heard you talking last week that it might be worth a little bit more. So I was wondering if you still had that information.

[A]

How many miles are on it?

[D]

About 84,000.

[A]

Yeah. Does it have a third row seat?

[D]

No.

[A]

Is it leather, cloth?

[D]

It's a cloth xl.

[A]

What did they hit it at? What was the bid on it last time?

[D]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's an escape, not an Explorer.

[A]

All right, what was the bid on it last time?

[D]

I believe it was around six.

[A]

6,000? Yeah. I mean, would if we came back to that or gave 65, would that buy.

[D]

Might I. I've got to. Can I resubmit it on email?

[A]

Just. Do you still have the email. Email string with the buyer that you were communicating. Can you find it? I think I can just reply to them and say, hey, I'm ready to do this. John told me on the radio he'll give another 500 bucks and tell them to look at it. We'll get it done, get it picked up. What part of Houston?

[D]

Galveston, actually.

[A]

No flood, right?

[D]

No flood, no surge. Nothing came out. Great.

[A]

Okay, cool. Congrats. Yeah.

[B]

Those are my two favorite Journey albums.

[A]

Well, which one?

[B]

Escape and Explorer.

[A]

Okay. They're awesome frontiers.

[C]

We were talking about the storm a second ago. There was a lot of stuff on social media that the.

[A]

Steve, hang on. Oh, good note. I want this one.

[C]

Do it.

[A]

You want to donate a nine person camper?

[C]

What?

[D]

Yes, I do.

[A]

Where do you live?

[D]

I'm in Dallas, Texas. My name is Steve Roberts, and I want to donate my 9 person popup camper to the people that are having such a horrible time.

[A]

Wow. Okay, do this. Go to Operation Airdrop and click donate and our team will load it in. We have a ground force also. See. So we line up the people, bring the goods to the airports, we coordinate the airplanes to go pick it up and then they drop it in the affected areas. But we have ground support that we have arranged to pick up the goods. And we have trailers running back and forth too. So it's Airdrop is the header. But we still have a ground unit running. Go to Operation Airdrop, donate and put on there. Called into the radio show. They'll get it handled, get it picked up and get it delivered.

[D]

Awesome. I appreciate you, brother. I just know these people are having such a horrible time. And I'm not using the camper. It's sitting in my driveway. Has been. And I'd rather somebody benefit from this, especially if they've lost their homes.

[A]

Sure.

[D]

Or, you know, you know, just everything. Just horrible. So I want to. I want to do something.

[A]

We are all geared up. Direct line to the. To the people in need. And we can also get you a 513c receipt so that you can get a tax deduction. Not that that's what you were looking for, but might as well take it anyway, right?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

No, I, I. John Dove report. Where?

[D]

Hey, bro. How you doing?

[A]

Oh, I'm out of time. I'm out of time. I'm good.

[D]

Oh, come on.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[D]

Hey, I'm down here in Needville. Man down by Sugarland Richmond Rosenberg.

[A]

How the. How the birds.

[D]

They suck.

[A]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're Going to talk about the American Airlines airfares.

[C]

The, the whether up or down. After the hurricane.

[B]

We'Ll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[E]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show. Call at 800800 radio at 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234 or online at givemethevin.com. My old school or something?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah, what's it called?

[B]

My old school.

[A]

Oh, exactly that.

[B]

Bart College.

[A]

Do you need to give your shout out? Do you want to do a eulogy to Becker?

[B]

No. Well, you know, I mean it's been done a lot in the past week. Walter Becker was one half of Steely Dan and not the most vocal publicly outward member, but when you see him in concert, it was always Walter who introduced the band individually and was more or less the spokesman, you know, and the lead band of the band. Although Donald Fagan's the lead singer. So he's a great loss man. Walter Becker passed away at the age of 67. He was where the darkness. If you enjoy Steely Dan for their, their snarky, cynical lyrics, that's Walter what killed him. Yeah, I don't know.

[A]

He was, he snorted to BC Powders when I read.

[B]

They haven't said, but he's, he's been ill for a little while.

[C]

And speaking of that top 10 list coming up after 10 o', clock, the top 10 things you should not put in your nose.

[A]

Airline. Airline rates.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Caller called in earlier said that they were gouging them out of the islands.

[C]

That's not true, actually.

[A]

Maybe it was true for him.

[C]

No, because, well, early, early there were some social media saying that people, the airlines were charging three and $4,000. Actually JetBlue, Southwest, American, they've always, they've all capped their prices at 99 for Hurricane Irma. So any getting out of Florida, 99 bucks, tops. That's the most you're going to pay.

[A]

I think today's the last day in for commercial aviation into South Florida.

[C]

Yeah, you're not going to go in getting out. You know, you're going to get out until they can't get.

[A]

They got to get in to get out.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Some of them are already there, right?

[A]

They're just sitting there for a week, waiting to leave. Joe, a 2000 Silverado with. With a million miles on it and 18 years old in gas and extendicum.

[D]

Yeah, it's. It's clean. It's clean. It's got aftermarket wheels and tires.

[A]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sean, you want them your brother's house flooded?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

You need the campers that the guy called in with?

[D]

Exactly. It's possible.

[A]

Okay, listener that called in with the camper that you'd like to donate to a flood victim a moment ago, call back. And Sean, I'm gonna put you on hold and let them take your number so that we can get y' all together.

[D]

Sounds great.

[A]

That fellow calls back because I'd like to get that directly to someone who needs it immediately. Where. What part of the world are you in?

[D]

Huffman, Texas.

[A]

Huffman? Where? Give me.

[D]

Yeah, like Lake Houston, northeast of Houston.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Huh. What did. Is his house. Did he have flood insurance?

[D]

He did not.

[A]

And what's the story on that? Did most people not? I mean.

[D]

Well, it's un. It's an unprecedented flood and places flooded that have never flooded before.

[A]

Well, I just thought general homeowners had flood insurance. I mean, I just. I just thought that was the way it was.

[C]

I don't know. I don't know.

[A]

I need to check my policy. Policy? I have no idea.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

I know we don't have quake insurance. No, no.

[C]

That would be one of the chances.

[A]

You know, but I thought general homeowners policies called covered acts of God.

[C]

Yeah, I believe they do. I've seen that in it.

[A]

So I don't know. Anyway, Sean, I'm gonna put you on hold. Hey, I bet dj, Grab Sean. He's online, too, and get his number. And when the man calls back in with the camper that would like to donate, Sean, can you run up here and get it?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Okay, perfect. That even makes it easier. All right. Man that called in earlier wants to donate his camper, please call back 800-800-RODIO. We're gonna make hook you up directly with this fella who needs it for his brother's family and he'll come up and get it.

[C]

Perfect. And I'll bet you we have an insurance person listening that could tell us about that. If you really care about who has what happens in this situation, I heard.

[A]

Only 15% haven't have it.

[C]

Have hurricane insurance. Yeah, I mean, you know your odds.

[A]

Well, it's not hurricane insurance. It's flood insurance. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean what about the guys in Florida?

[C]

Honestly, I don't know.

[A]

I don't either. I have a friend that has a house on Delray beach. And I was like, hey, did you move the furniture upstairs? And all this badass paintings you made? And he just, he's already back, back in Pennsylvania. He's like, screw it. I'm like, what do you mean? He's like 10 foot surge, 20 foot waves. He said it's all gone. Just forget it. Yeah, like I'll make more paintings and the insurance will pay the price.

[C]

People that live near the ocean had that attitude. My sister's place in St. Thomas, they're like, if it happens, it happens. We live there.

[A]

Did it happen?

[C]

It happened to them. Yeah. I spoke actually to somebody that saw their house this morning on water island is directly across the harbor from St. Thomas and they took a direct hit. 150 plus mile an hour winds. Their house is standing. There is some damage but you know, it's part of the living at the beach.

[A]

So how many times have they been through this?

[C]

This is the first time they've ever had an obvious. Obviously the first time they've had a category 5.

[A]

Did you see the harbor where all the rental yachts were stacked up?

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Oh, did you see that picture? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there just look like Tonka toys top piled on top of each other.

[C]

Multi million dollar boats just floating like little kids toys.

[A]

It's a weird deal. Joe05f150137sc does that mean single cab?

[D]

Yes sir.

[A]

Huh. Those are harder to sell.05 is it a V8 or 6?

[D]

V6.

[A]

Is it a XLT? SXT? Which one?

[D]

XLT.

[A]

XLT average rough or clean.

[D]

That's rough. It's worked.

[A]

Yeah. I need to see pictures of it then. It could be a thousand, it could be two. I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Shane. What. What is the story on the flood insurance?

[D]

Okay, so you have your homeowners insurance policy which does not cover flood nor wind.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Flood insurance is a separate policy. If you live in a flood zone, you must have flood insurance to have a mortgage. Right. If you don't have flood, don't live in a flood zone, you don't have to have flood insurance. But in an unprecedented flood like what we just had all these homes that are not in a flood zone, Florida anyway, and they're not covered under homeowners policies.

[A]

Did you lose yours?

[D]

Well, I got some in the house, but the house is in the walls.

[A]

Right.

[C]

So you're just out of luck if your house got flooded in this deal and you didn't have the insurance. You're just out.

[D]

Yeah, you're gonna be out. And that's where FEMA comes into play and they try to help anybody that wasn't covered.

[C]

I bet that's smooth as silk.

[D]

But you also have people making fraudulent FEMA claims, which hurts it for the people that really do need you very much.

[A]

Yep, he's always doing that. Oh, yeah, Monica, what do you mean? What do you know? Is it what he just said? Correct. Hello, Monica, Is what the guy just said, Is that correct?

[D]

I didn't hear what he said. They had me on hold. What did he say about blood insurance?

[A]

He just said that you had to have a separate policy unless you're in a flood zone and then the mortgage company makes you have it. But there's a ton of houses that didn't have it that weren't in a flood zone that did get flooded. And homeowners does not cover.

[D]

Yeah, absolutely. Well, here in Harris county, it's the largest county that we have, and some homes don't fall within a flood zone, so nobody had to have it. And then let's say in Brazoria county, you also have to have wind and storm as well as flood insurance. So different counties didn't require it. And, you know, they call this a thousand year flood. They didn't expect to see anything like this in a thousand years. So in places that didn't require it, they flooded. But now that it's been a disaster area, now the entire. Almost all of our counties are now flood zones because it's a disaster area now.

[A]

Did you lose your house?

[D]

Almost. We watched the water creep up, up for days. The retention pond in my neighborhood got full and backed up because of the bayou and I couldn't leave my house.

[A]

Ouch. I lost you. 800-800-723-4. Thanks for calling in, Monica. 800, 800 radio. That's wild it is.

[C]

And it's just beginning again in Florida for everybody there.

[A]

And speaking of, we're putting Operation Airdrop and we've been done a great. For those of y' all who don't know what I'm talking about, just Google Operation Airdrop. It's a group I put together a couple of weeks ago, but a buddy of mine just had a good idea and we implemented it and it took off like the Cajun Navy. Actually, I was on the phone yesterday with Rob Goudet. Gaudet. Goudet. He's the lead of the Cajun Navy. Okay. And we were comparing some notes and you know, what he was explaining is really their backbone is their tech and their tracking and their dispatching. Okay. And that's really what we're doing too, with these airplanes. We're dispatching these loads.

[C]

Easier to track airplanes than boats.

[A]

But no, they're using GPS for boats. Okay, that's true. It's simple, actually. It's easier to do airplanes because these pilots are. Have a regimen that they're already operating in just a different version of people. They're. They're a little more regimented than. Than the boaters that have red men running down their belly.

[C]

I got me a best boat.

[A]

What the. The. Our custodians here.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So he's been cleaning up all morning.

[B]

Elden.

[A]

Eldon. El. El, come over here.

[C]

He's cleaning up.

[A]

Here he comes.

[C]

What's up, buddy?

[A]

Or did you. I heard you were joining the Texas Navy.

[B]

Well, me and my brother Charlie 2 got a little bass boat.

[C]

You have a bass boat? Yeah. That's going to help every. Every little bit helps.

[A]

Rude or What?

[B]

We got 250 controlling motor.

[A]

That's.

[B]

And we bring our ores and a can of worms.

[C]

She broke down.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Lame passes in la.

[A]

Oh, the car broke down. Yeah. Well, then. Then what happened?

[B]

It's a good looking boat. We painted it blue last October.

[C]

Painted it?

[B]

Yeah. And we always have a real good time. But there ain't no fishing in Lampas right now.

[C]

No, no, there's not.

[B]

We going to go and try to help. You know, there's pet stores.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Dam passes.

[B]

Yeah. Down in Houston.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they got a bunch of marmots and ferrets.

[C]

Yeah, ferrets.

[B]

And hamster hamsters. Gerbils night.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And it's stuck in the storm and people's gonna loot them.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So we was gonna go make it. Make a pet store rescue.

[C]

You can't do that. You can't just go into Storms and stores and stuff.

[B]

I called my cousin Joe Bob.

[C]

Yeah, Joe Bob.

[B]

What'd he say in Bayou City?

[C]

Bayou City.

[B]

And he said, that's a good idea.

[C]

No, it's not.

[B]

You know he's a sheriff's deputy.

[A]

Let him finish, jd. God, the man's trying to do charity work and you're sitting here criticizing him.

[C]

You can't just break into stores.

[B]

I think he thought he's joking. I said, how can me and Charlie help? And he said, will, have you got a boat?

[A]

Uh huh.

[B]

I said, yeah, me and Charlie. So we started down there, but we broke down outside of Lampas. You right there on 281.

[A]

Oh God.

[B]

Luckily it was right next to a Burger King.

[A]

Alvin, we will see you soon.

[B]

Okay. God pray for the snakes and the marmots.

[A]

Thank you, Alvin. 11 Volkswagen GTI was 60. What city? Stafford. Derek, did it get wet?

[D]

No, actually it did not. My area was perfectly flooded. But I. I'm trying to get a second chance. I got the Volkswagen had a super high interest rate because my credit. But I want a big truck.

[A]

How much is this car? What's your payoff? You're telling me too much.

[D]

My payoff is 16 8.

[A]

Okay? It's an 11 GTI with 59000 miles, probably worth $11,000. And if you make the difference, you have to go trade it in to get out of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com stick that Volkswagen and givemethevin.com be right back.

[C]

Can you help me?

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, if you'd like to donate items, go to Operation Airdrop and click donate. You can take supplies to hurricane victims to your nearest airport and our pilots will come in and pick them up and deliver them to the coastline in Texas. And we're actually putting the same thing together for Irma. Right now we're looking for. Our director of operations has to go back to the air traffic control. He's been off for 10 days. Took 10 days off and volunteered his time. But we're looking for another fellow. If you know someone, someone that is maybe with ATC or previous air traffic control or military background would like to help us in our command center for the next two weeks to delegate all these planes through Irma and the obstacles that we're going to run through that. Please go to operationairdrop.com and click contact. John Clee Wolf. We've got to make that decision. He's going back to work Monday.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So we've got to elect a new fella before then. And it's the. The job is in Dallas Fort Worth. We had a lot of good press this week.

[C]

We had a great press.

[A]

Yeah. The Star Telegram did a wonderful piece.

[C]

Wonderful piece. Flying Magazine, which is huge. I mean, it's a big, big, big deal. Did a great article.

[A]

I love the Flying magazine because it's like, hey, when John's not being an a hole on the radio, he's being a good guy in person. That's kind of what it said. Who had. They know. They did not interview me.

[C]

No, they listen. Obviously.

[A]

They listen. They obviously listen and knew you were an a hole.

[C]

You're not an a hole.

[A]

You just say that. What? What? No, it said. I mean, like in. In Flying Magazine. I don't have the article, but it said, I. It's posted on our show page. It says, on Saturday morning from Blah, blah, blah. If he's not talking about sex, drugs and rock and roll. Right. He's. I. I forgot what I said says. But it was. I was like, did they interview Turley? That sounds like something Turley would say.

[B]

Is this not suitable subject matter?

[A]

What?

[B]

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

[A]

Well, you snorted a BC powder earlier. How's that doing? Is that suitable?

[B]

I'll tell you, it's. It's almost like a bad organ transplant. My body rejected it immediately. The past. The past 90 minutes have been hellish. I'm finally getting some passage on the left nostril.

[C]

Doctor, I don't believe the picture.

[A]

Here it is. Every Saturday on flying magazine, from 8 to noon, classic rock fans across Texas can tune in to. They gave the 92.5 station, but there's a lot of other stations, just about anything. Oh, wait. Which focuses on talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock and roll. Is that our mission station? Yeah, everybody needs a mission statement. Ours is cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock and roll.

[C]

Necessarily, in that order.

[A]

About anything, as long as it won't get us fined by the fcc. Quote. I didn't give that quote.

[C]

They're misquoting you.

[A]

I didn't quote it. Maybe it was from a different article. That one. I don't know. Maybe some other time. On the most recent show, though, the host and his colorful crew were all white guys.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think they mean work in a different way. Oh, Devoted some time to something much more serious. Relief efforts for victims of Hurricane Harvey. Estimates vary. Anyway, I posted this. That. That thing's posted on the JCW show Facebook site. And Bobo snorting a video. Baba snorting a BC powder is there too. Yes, and that's more entertaining than anything on that page. Drew, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Hey, man, what's going on?

[A]

Good, good. Catch me up. I see flood insurance, rising water versus driving rain.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So we live in Friendswood, Texas, in the Forest Bend subdivision.

[B]

It's.

[D]

Our house is about a block off of Clear Creek. So it's one of the badly flooded areas. Since friends would our insurance company not sold us because we don't have flood insurance, but we do have a hurricane policy covered. So what it is, it's driving rain. If you have a window broken in your home and you get rainwater in your home through a broken window or a roof.

[A]

Or a ripped off roof.

[D]

Yeah, or ripped off roof.

[A]

Correct.

[D]

But if you have a tree branch fall through your roof and you get rainwater in through your roof versus.

[A]

Versus the levee breaking and it coming. The rising up against the ground, that makes sense. But you're. You can still. Have you already checked with an attorney and see what they can do?

[D]

Yes, I've got a family member who. Who came up.

[A]

So he's. He's read or she's read every word of the declaration page. What's their opinion?

[D]

Correct. It's. It's because it was rising water. It was considered rising water. So it's not covered.

[A]

Damn, dude. I'm sorry. Did you lose your house?

[D]

Yeah, we got anywhere from 32 to 36 inches in the house.

[A]

Boy. What are you gonna do?

[C]

What do you do now?

[D]

Well, I'm finishing gutting my kitchen this morning and on the hold list for fema.

[A]

Okay, and what are they supposed to do? Like, what do you think? What's your expectations with them?

[D]

They're gonna come in, they're gonna tell me, we're gonna cut you a check for X amount to repair your house.

[A]

As is 20,000, 10,000, 50,000. Do you have an expectation?

[D]

I'm hoping. I'm hoping. Fingers crossed. Between 20 and 25. That would be idealistic.

[A]

The nicer the house, the more they pay. Or do they just have a flat rate?

[D]

I. I've been hearing that they have kind of a flat rate and it's around the 30,000 mark.

[A]

Good luck, dude. That's what FEMA. That's what? That's what the. Oh, you're welcome. That's what the government bailout thing that they just approved last week is okay. Yeah. And didn't Trump kind of go to the Democrats directly? Make a deal with them? Not with that. It's. That's a different deal. Oh. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Also in Dallas Fort Worth. We need. We're in the Denton Airport Municipality municipal building is where our operations center is for Operation Airdrop. We need a larger one. We need a large conference room that can accommodate 20 people for the next two weeks. TVs on the walls, heavy Internet connectivity. We need. We need a wealthy corporation or individual that has an available room to donate it to us to help run this volunteer operation. Everybody wants to do something, that's something you can do. Lamarck, Cubans of the world. The silent millionaires. Billionaires that are around Dallas Fort Worth that have a place to help me. I need it.

[C]

Are you. Brother works for American or Southwest? I mean, they have conference rooms all over that center. Oh, yeah, that's true.

[A]

Okay. Where something central located. We need a larger. A larger facility to run the operations for both Harvey and Oncoming Irma out of. If you go to operationairdrop.com it says cons mine names there. It says contact. Hit contact. Shoot me a note and I'll give you a buzz after the show and we'll. I'll figure out what we can do. But we definitely. We're outgrowing our operations and Denton Airport's been wonderful.

[C]

Yep, it's a great place.

[A]

It's a great room, but we need a larger one. We need video.

[C]

Yeah, you're growing.

[A]

We need video. We need video. Okay. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What were you.

[C]

Oh, hold on, Let me go get it.

[A]

Hang on.

[C]

Good morning, John. How you doing, buddy? Hey, we've had a great week, haven't we, huh? With the hurricanes and all the fun.

[A]

All the fun.

[C]

And including this morning with Bobbo actually putting a BC powder up his nose.

[A]

Jackass.

[B]

Don't tell me you've never done that, Case.

[C]

No, Casey Kim's never done that, but thank you a lot for. No, I've been doing the countdown. Hey, here's the top 10 other things not to put up your nose. Are you ready?

[A]

Number.

[C]

Taco Bell Hot sauce.

[A]

Especially the ad. Don't do that.

[C]

A box of sure Gel. Don't put that up your nose. Cooking oil from a Waffle House.

[A]

I thought it said anal bees.

[C]

Nope, not. Well, that's close. Sex toys. Don't put icy Hot up your nose.

[D]

Nope.

[C]

Bad idea.

[A]

Or don't use the bathroom after that.

[C]

Randy. Raccoon haters don't do that. Motor oil from a 67 Camaro. Things not to put up your nose. Jet fuel.

[A]

A gerbil, and.

[C]

BC freaking powder. Don't put it up your nose. Keep it beating the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[A]

I think watching that video that's posted on the John Clay Wolf show page. Yeah. You snorted it so fast like you. Like, really, you were flashing back like it was like you were in a discotheque in 1982 is what you look like.

[B]

I know, I know, I know.

[A]

It's like you railed that thing like. Like you worked for the Hoover Vacuum cleaning service. If.

[B]

If a friend of mine had a motorcycle and I haven't had an M on my license for 20 years, came up and said, hey, man, you want to ride my motorcycle? That's the exact same feeling I get. Sure, I can still do.

[C]

I'm a man. I'm a man's man. You think I'm afraid? I'm not afraid. I. I think you beat you better.

[A]

Sunny Howard, Dallas Insurance adjuster. What you got?

[D]

Hey, I just wanted to let you. If you let people know if their house is flooded out, they're not going to have flood coverage unless they purchased it through fema.

[A]

If they.

[D]

If they don't have that, then what they will need is a letter of denial from their insurance company. They can take that letter of denial and go to female and they can get some assistance. If they don't have that letter, female won't even acknowledge them.

[A]

And what if they did not have insurance at all?

[D]

That. That's the situation. If they don't have insurance at all, what they will need is that a letter of denial.

[A]

Let me. Let me.

[D]

Carrier.

[A]

No, I just said what if they don't have a carrier? What if they had no interest? So there's nobody to get a letter of a denial from? Then they.

[D]

They can still go direct to fema.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

That's the only recourse.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

You.

[A]

Perfect. Good information. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, Brett, on the Baton Rouge. We call back. We can you call back about 11:30?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the cost of flood insurance, Randall? I don't know the cost of flood insurance. I have no idea, sir.

[D]

Do you know, John, I didn't really want to be on the radio, but I bought a house in 2009 in cash flow, Oklahoma. That required Flood insurance from the day we started buying because you're in a.

[A]

Flood, you're in floodplain. 800-800-7234 Richard 08A Tahoe LTZ with a buck 37 two wheel drive leather roof.

[D]

Nav, what color it's that, that pearlized twite. It was, it was the first color.

[A]

There's 10,000 B.

[D]

And no, I think that's pretty much what Kelly blue book says. It's, it's cleaner than that.

[A]

You know the difference between me and Kelly blue balls is is that I won't leave you hanging. I'll get you a check.

[B]

You've gone and done it.

[D]

Yeah, but I don't think Ken's gonna do it.

[A]

Yeah, but it's got 140,000 miles, man. I mean it's not like 90, it's 137.

[D]

Yeah, but it's a 2008. I mean who's, who's, who's gonna drive 5,000 miles a year? I mean it's, it's right at 15,000 miles a year. You know, putting a pencil to it.

[A]

Yeah, but, but, but how? I mean, how much life is left in it? And anyway, how much is it? What's it cost to buy it?

[D]

Well, I mean I'd like to do around 12. I mean it's, you know, I feel like I get screwed when I go to a dealership and you know, if I give me 12 and they just up, you know the, you know their price.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's worth 10,000. I may go 10 5. If I give you a check for 10 5, does that buy it?

[D]

No.

[A]

Okay. I can't, I can't help. I don't think so. Still go to give me the vindot.

[B]

Coming.

[A]

Let me look it up there. I love the color, the leather roof. Nav, the 137 is setting me back. It's just setting me back. If it was a 2010, I'd be on it. But it's a 08. It's not a 10.

[C]

He understood. But so many people don't that the dealer may give you more for that trade in. But they're just going to roll it into the new car. They're going to turn on the other side.

[A]

You're better off selling it for cash to us and then going to the dealership, negotiating directly. Right.

[B]

You know my friend Diamond Dave House in Houston, Only Bob oh.

[A]

Would have a friend named Diamond Day.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Of course, Diamond Day. We all know Diamond Day. He says tell people to check into the Natural disaster portion of their policy due to the fact that Harris and the surrounding counties were deemed to be in a disaster area by the federal government. There should be a clause for you.

[C]

I think that's where FEMA comes in. I think. Who knows?

[B]

It probably should be.

[A]

Who knows? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We are by buying cars, we're talking a lot of hurricane talk, obviously in flooding talk because that is what is on the minds of so many people in our listening region. Even the guys in Abilene. Wichita Falls. Good morning Oklahoma listeners. Arkansas, you know, there's a lot of people affected by this flood. We lost a million cars on the coast. Call it a million. It may be 700, it may be 900, it may be 1.1. But a million cars. And if Florida gets a wave over the whole whole thing and takes the whole thing out, there's another million cars or maybe two.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So what's gonna happen to the used car market? It's gonna get weird. It's gonna get real weird. Well, like any commodity, you yank 10%. Not 10%, even 2%. Yeah. Of the, of the actuals out of it, it's going to change the pricing. So who the hell knows? Can a wave come over Florida and like make it to the other side?

[C]

No. No.

[A]

Can you like circle?

[C]

No, no, no, no, I'm not. Why it's on a movie. Because it just, just can't. It's. It's no. The answer is no. Yes. The question they give. No. It wouldn't go all the way across the state.

[A]

Why it would. It's just not that wide. It wouldn't.

[C]

It just wouldn't. It is that. What if it did? Let's.

[B]

Let's amend JD's answer because not one has yet.

[C]

Thank you. Okay. It does in the movie.

[A]

In the middle of Florida, the highest point. What is it? How much over sea level? I mean, you know, if It's. If it's 27 foot over sea level level, then the answer is yes, it could happen. A tsunami wave that's 50 foot tall could go and take the whole state of Florida out.

[C]

No, it can't disperses over the fight you.

[B]

Then we'd have to vacation.

[C]

Disperses over the. As it goes inland. It. It doesn't stay 23ft tall. The wave doesn't stay 23ft. It goes 22, 21, 29. Within about 10 miles. It's down in about nothing.

[A]

Hold on, man.

[C]

But hold on, what if the waves.

[B]

Full of alligators, man.

[A]

Baba. What? What do you think? What.

[B]

What if there's alligators in the way that be like a. Like a gator cane.

[A]

A gator what? A gator cane. Exhale. Talk to us.

[C]

The highest point in Florida is actually 312ft.

[B]

Like the sharknadoes, man. Florida, you'd have a gator cane.

[A]

300Ft. Okay. That would be a big wave.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[D]

I've got a 2007 Chevy Silverado.

[A]

Tony Miles.

[D]

It's got 166 freaking miles.

[A]

Okay, go to the website. Givemetheven.com and load it up. I need to see the VIN in the pictures. I'm not going to bid 160, 000 mile truck sight unseen. There's too many variables in it. But I will buy it and I'd like to. I just don't want to give you a second unseen quote without. Without seeing some pictures of it. It's just too many variables. 800. Put number two on hold. There's Jamie. Good morning, Jamie. A 1217 F250 Lariat plus 14,000 miles, leather roof nav. So it's a new body style Ford truck, diesel, four door. Long bed or short? It's gonna be a short bed if it's F250. What color, Jamie?

[D]

It's gray.

[A]

Does 60 grand buy it? Is that right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That sounds high though. Am I screwing up? Let me look it up now. What have you been here?

[D]

Well, the, the sticker on it was. The sticker on it was like 69 something. It's the lariat plus.

[A]

Okay. Did it get water?

[D]

No.

[A]

Let me look, let me look, let me look. Let me look. I haven't bought one of those in about 90 days. Oddly, no. We've bought one. Charlie. Do you remember the last one we bought? There was a new body salt. Hang on. I'm going to look this up. Did you. Do you have. Why? Why I'm looking this up. You live down there. Do you have flood insurance on your home? Yes. How much is. How much extra is it?

[D]

Yeah, it's about 4 or 500, but depending on.

[A]

On your house a year. Okay, now I'm looking. I'm a little high. I am high. You mid-50s. Is the money on this thing? I will give average MMR is 56.2. And that's with 13,000 miles. Yeah, I'll give 56, 57 grand.

[D]

How much?

[A]

56, 57,000.

[D]

Yeah, if you can do 57.5, I'll bring it to you.

[A]

Then go to. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Tell them that. Tell them you talk to me on the radio and I'll. When I get off the air today, I'll confirm it. Thanks, baba. You gonna take us out?

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Playwell show right after this.

[A]

We've assembled hundreds of private pilots to run supplies from your city to the Gulf coast victims of Hurricane Harvey. Go to givemetheven.com click Operation Airdrop and you'll see exactly what we've done. Go to givemetheven.com and click the airdrop so you can see who you can help.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Kyle, an 07 Saturn or with a buck 22. I really don't want, I don't think, I don't want to drive to Eden to get it. Too many miles. Everybody's got big miles right now, right? 96 dually with 137. That's old 06F350 with 170. Go to the website. Shan, Shannon's got too many miles on it. Go website. Yep. Scott, Alvin, Texas. 05 Chevy with 2/200 million miles on it. You know, go to the website. Give me the vin.com. let's look it up there because I don't want to bet it on the air. It's just too many miles. Thanks, Eileen. Operation Airdrop. Eileen, good morning.

[D]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

How are you?

[D]

I'm doing great.

[A]

Where are you? I, I have a feeling I know where you are.

[D]

Yeah, you bet. You know, I am. I am at the Operation Airdrop Operations center at the Denton airfield in Denton, Texas.

[A]

How's it going this morning? It's going really well.

[D]

We're, you know, continuing as not sure how much your listeners already know, but we're continuing to evaluate and take a look at Florida and seeing where we can, where we can help and help our Floridians and particularly the general aviation community and trying to get prepared and seeing how they can do what we all did here in Texas and really, really replicate this and just spread it across the country.

[A]

Well, I think we made the decision to go ahead and keep it centered here. Right. And run it logistically and start recruiting the pilots because the Internet doesn't know the fences, you know, the phones don't have any boundaries. Yeah. So we're, we're setting up the airdrop for Florida because it's hitting. Is it hitting tomorrow night or did it speed up? When's it landfall?

[D]

Well, it's already, it's already, already hitting south Florida now. Tropical storm winds, it's. Yeah. Hitting the Keys big time today.

[A]

Eileen is a good example of the talent that has volunteered to staff this deal. She's a retired lieutenant colonel from the. Was it Air Force?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

And, and you were, you're a pilot. What did you do in the, in the service? What did you fly?

[D]

I flew the T38 which is the Air Force's high performance jet trainer. And then I went on from there to fly the C130 which is the four engine turboprop cargo airplane. One of. One of several of the cargo airplanes flown by the Air Force.

[A]

Did I hear us? Did. I knew that. Did Pensacola give us a C130 to send to Texas? Did you hear that yesterday?

[D]

I'm sorry, I, I heard discussion about it, but I'm not 100% sure what status of that is. Plus everything is, you know, there's a lot of flux and things as you know.

[A]

Sure, sure. I was under the impression that we had a lot of supplies coming from Florida for Texas, but what can those C130s, what's their useful load?

[D]

Oh gosh, a lot. They can carry as many as six pallets. So just, you know, eight foot high, eight foot wide and so as many depending on all of the other factors as far as fuel loads and stuff. Back in the long ago days they would, we would carry Sherman tanks. Just to give you an idea of the part, the capacity, the hauling capacity. Now the army of new trips, German tanks anymore. But that should give a kind of a good data point as far as.

[A]

And did you fly airplanes that the, the tanks would. Did you ever do the drop, the real drops, a drop with parachutes. That's got to be the biggest rush in the world.

[C]

Gotta be.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

As those things go out the back.

[A]

Yep. Well Eileen, explain to the listeners what your role is in operation Airdrop, what you're doing with us.

[D]

Well, I started off is just, just one of like the hundreds of other pilots just saw a need and, and a couple of us, myself and another woman pilot named Courtney, we saw a need, we grabbed an airplane, we went to Walmart and Sam's and flew several. Loaded up, you know, spent money, loaded up and started flying supplies down anywhere we Needed to get to and through the course of that, heard about and got connected with Operation Air Dr. And so because I'm right here in the Fort Worth area, so close to Denton, I just, you know, offered to see if I could come up and just help out in the op center and give these guys up here a break a little bit since they have been just absolutely magnificent and spending incredible time and hours and 24, literally 24 hours and sleeping here on the couches in the, in the lobby of this place and everything.

[A]

So.

[D]

And through that I think I've just been able to help a little bit from all of my extensive airlift and humanitarian relief background and running complex operations and running operation centers of various sizes and locations, help just bring a little bit of that to the table as well and marry it up with this incredible amount of expertise that all of these hands, handful of people, about a half a dozen these folks have come together around. It's just really incredible testament. Incredible testament to what this country is made of and the state of Texas is made of.

[A]

I've got to go because we're out of time. But you're one of those people too. Don't cut yourself short. You're a big deal and I appreciate you being part of us. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars on the radio. Remember, we're looking. We need a control room, a new one for Dallas Fort Worth area. If you have a large meeting room that can comfortably hold 20 people, has TVs connections, high speed Internet, we need it for about two weeks. Go to operationairdrop.com, click email. John, we'll be right back. We've assembled hundreds of private pilots to run supplies from your city to the Gulf coast victims of Hurricane Harvey. Go to givemetheven.com click Operation Airdrop and you'll see exactly what we've done. Go to givemetheven.com and click the airdrop so you can see how you can help.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com givein.com is so easy.

[E]

Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. John Clay Wolfe. And he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

Tell us your car.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. This song is about fitting this kind of. It's kind of like a war type zone. It's like us versus weather. Yeah. Us versus natural disasters. Florida, Texas, Mexico. Earthquake yesterday. Eight on the Richter. The fires around the country are out of control. Revelations, man. The apocalypse, it's coming.

[C]

Dude, stop it. Sound like some Jim Baker came out this week saying that huge reason apocalypse. And in the next breath, what if it is? It's not.

[A]

What if it is?

[C]

And this has been happening since the dawn of time has Vegas earthquakes, hurricanes and fires.

[B]

Vegas got a line on the end of the world. Oh my God.

[A]

We cuz.

[B]

I'll take that bit.

[A]

Axl Rose is in the studio. No, he's not. Oh, he's not in the studio. He's on the phone. Axel. Axel, we heard that you went. You. You went through Irma last night in Puerto Rico. Good morning, Axel. How are you doing? You were in Puerto Rico. Go. Oh, you are in Puerto Rico or you're not in Puerto Rico.

[B]

It was bad, baby.

[A]

What happened? Oh.

[C]

It'S so loud. Where's he calling from?

[B]

Look down my window. Look at that wave. I said, oh.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

You're in a hurricane, baby.

[A]

Thank you, Axl Rose.

[C]

You knew it.

[A]

Die. Okay, we're not gonna let you. We're not gonna let you. Maybe you, Axel.

[C]

Oh, actually, Don Don Williams died this this week, so it may be the end of times. That's true.

[A]

We. So yesterday morning at Cleburne Airport. Yeah, the Warbird. The Southern Cross DC3 3 transport hauler. Buddy mine owns it. I brought him in. We got together and said, hey, why don't we start moving freight and operation airdrop with this big one, we'll move six, six thousand pounds of whack, right? And it's big and pretty and it'll get everybody feeling patriotic. And we can use it as a press run to raise awareness of this deal because it'll draw the cameras. And it worked. And yesterday morning we were leaving, so my wife baked these cookies and made Texas cookies and put the heart on the affected area. Sold them with the kids, took the money, went and got the gear at San, took it to the airport, loaded it on the. On the airplane with tons of other people. We loaded it up and they had. Yesterday morning when the plane was taking off, the big warbird. And this is if you go to John Clay Wolf show. No, just Google it and Google operation Airdrop Star Telegram, you'll see this story. They took a lot of video too.

[C]

Did they?

[A]

Anyway, I got my Baron out, my little plane and a video man. I said, do you want me to take off behind him and get next to them on takeoff? Because we're fast. Get air to air video. I said, yeah, that'd be awesome. Now, There was a 98 year old pilot, World War II pilot that I interviewed yesterday, and he flew this. He flew this plane.

[C]

I know you're talking about.

[A]

He flew this plane and he wanted to take this run to Beaumont yesterday, rescue run. And he's like, man, if I die, he said, if I die on this run, if I die right after it, I'm ready. This is great. This is how I want to end it. Because he knows he's at the end of his run.

[C]

Well, sure. 98.

[A]

So we take off. They take off. I take off right behind him, get next to them. And I pulled up, I was passing him. I was trying to slow down, but I couldn't slow down enough. So I pulled up and got back even with him. But I was about 300ft above him.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And the guy's videoing down. And they just take a hard ride. So we're heading towards Beaumont. We're on track. And. And I'm right next to them in the air, about 2,000ft.

[C]

Okay. They take a hard right in front of you.

[A]

Underneath me.

[C]

Yeah, underneath you.

[A]

And I was like, what the hell? And he. Because I knew that wasn't right.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And they took another hard right and said, heading back to the airport.

[C]

Back.

[A]

We were in there maybe two, three minutes. I said, the old man died.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Something happened.

[C]

Yeah, something happened. They're going. They're going back for.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. They. And we did. And he did. He didn't die.

[C]

Okay, good. Okay, thank you.

[A]

But he did. Well, I'm not gonna say he.

[B]

He had.

[A]

He. He. He slipped. It scared the hell. It scared the ass out of him.

[C]

All right, I gotcha.

[A]

Oh, really? And, but that. Because the engine, it blew a stack off the exhaust. An exhaust on those big radial engines. There's manifolds that come off of each one and got into the exhaust port and one of the manifolds broke.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And he heard. And he knew it. Well, sure. He knew something was wrong before the pilots did.

[C]

Really?

[A]

That's crazy. Anyway, they brought it back and they landed it uncowed it said man, this is the part like wolf, can you run to XYZ airport and go, we have another part, right? Oh really? So I grabbed the part with the mechanic, we flew the airport, grabbed this part, flew back, got it put in, got him on the road and they're gone. Wow. It was fun. Yeah, it was good.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's been an interesting week. It's been a very, very interesting.

[C]

Between all this, you're buying cars, you.

[A]

Gotta keep running, dude. I mean we're spending 35, I don't know how much longer. So we switched our commercial load across the whole network to the operation Airdrop message. To take loads to your local airport, go to Operation Airdrop. You'll see the local airport and so our pilots can pick it up. But our freaking lead flow, our customer flow, oh my God, it collapsed. And I even said, you know, if you go I to to plug the company because that's who's paying for it. My company. I'm like go to givemetheven.com and click the banner, right? So hopefully we have traction through the website and we'll pick up, we'll still keep doing business. But our business got cut down by 2/3. Like ah, cuz it's 35,000 a week.

[C]

A week to be running public service announcements. A week?

[A]

A week. And Iheart in Dallas was nice enough to like match it and they're running it double. Very cool, very cool, very cool. But you know, I, I don't know how much longer I can keep up that pace. I've got to change that message. I just don't want to market my company in the middle of this, this, that fine lines like oh, he's just trying to get attention for his company. No, my company's was paying for the damn attention. I'm trying to get to the stand.

[C]

They're paying the bill.

[B]

That's one of my favorite buffet lines, man. Just trying to reason with hurricane season.

[A]

Do we have John Anderson? The eye of the hurricane in the, in the queue. Did you find that song? Oh yeah. It's a deep, it's a deep one. Do you remember this one, Bobo?

[B]

I think so.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

You don't?

[B]

He's a Florida boy, right?

[A]

Seminole win.

[B]

Yeah, he knows all about se win.

[C]

But I never heard this song.

[B]

Hey, rock out man.

[A]

Dude in New York, Bobo does the best. John Anderson. When the day is done I can run to keep it warm Marvin at 09. Focus with a buck 30 on, it's worth a thousand bucks.

[D]

How much?

[A]

Thousand bucks mark an 04 Dodge dually with 300,000 miles on it. Is it average rough or clean?

[C]

Very clean.

[A]

300,000 miles on a two wheel drive. Man, that's tough. What you're thinking? I'm thinking yeah. I mean I'm thinking 5, 4 to 5, 45,000. Yeah. I, yes, Cummins bring a lot of money in four wheel drives and yes they bring a lot of money with high miles. But this, that three in front of it, it sets a lot of brothers back. It's going to be hard to sell for for tall money but I'm a $45,000 buyer go to give me the combination and load it up and we will email you official offer letter and try to get it bought. What city are you in?

[D]

Arlington.

[A]

Awesome. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio arlington.

[C]

This Sunday is going to be a really fun day in Arlington. Of course the Texas Rangers taking on the Yankees and then that's in the day and then that night the Cowboys are playing. Do you think that's going to be a bit of a traffic jam considering they built those stadiums right next to each other?

[A]

Just a little bit.

[C]

Just a little bit.

[A]

And then the new one's coming.

[C]

And then the new one's coming. So if you're going to either one of those games start now.

[A]

800-872-Tree-Foe put them on hold. Good morning, you're on the air. Shan.

[D]

Hey buddy. Hey. I'm retired fire chief and we're actually used to be a contractor for fema. And let's go tell you if you need any help. What we do, we have a consulting company which will come out and help you all for nothing. But what you do is come out, make sure that your, your operation is really efficient and that you got everything covered. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And I appreciate all the help we can get but you would not believe the talent that has come forward to help us. I mean when I'm in, in our, in our command center like yesterday we had a briefing meeting. You know I'm, I'm Doug Jackson and I are the presidents of this, of this company. It is a company, it's a nonprofit company. Right. You have to, everybody has order and everybody was giving me Doug's up at AOPA this morning in Oklahoma City giving a speech. My partner is and I'm sitting there getting briefed by all the different departments and I understand, I was just blown away. I mean I'm the dumbest guy in the room. I've got 1800 hours as pilot in command, multi engine, all this stuff. But these guys have so much background in government ops, rescue ops. I mean, all these certifications. We have military people, we have traffic controllers, we've got. And when you bring in airspace into the equation, that's what's different about this than other rescue efforts, is we're dealing with government airspace.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

And you have to handle it completely different. And the reason we're having success, the reason we're having success is because we have pros that know how to deal with the government relations in this. And they're getting us the control, the squat codes, you know, compassion flight codes to get into these TFR areas.

[C]

Yeah. Unlike a boat, you just can't jump in your plane and go there.

[A]

Well, and you know, in the boats, in the Cajun Navy, they have to have a deputy on board.

[C]

A lot of them.

[A]

Yeah. So there's a lot there. We're going into our number four of our little Saturday morning ditty, but we're gonna lose some of our stations. We're fixing to lose 92.5 in Dallas, and we're gonna lose the Brew in Oklahoma State City, and we're going to lose the Buzz in Houston. Espn, I believe we're going to lose two in Houston because they're going to a. M. Pregame. So the podcast will be up about one o' clock if you want to hear our number four.

[B]

Yeah. And you want to catch us too, because for my next trick, I'm going to snort a fresh rutabaga.

[C]

You missed it. Bobbo snorted BC powder earlier the video.

[A]

And during hour number four, Rush Limbaugh is going to come on the air, and he and Baba are both going to do another BC powder together. And we're going to see who's better at it. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back with our number four. The rest, y', all, over and out. Thank you.

[B]

He's been thinking about working out. So he bought yet another membership from a hot little piece of tail at the gym. When he asks the wife what's for dinner, she says, whatever you fix up. So he fixed himself up at the nudie bar. Boobies. He got a great deal on a big boat. And while one engine is seized, he's been cruising around all summer on the good one. But slowly. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Mike, good morning. You're on the air. Arlington M singing. Oh, Randy. Hey, Mike. 06 Saturn View. That's the small SUV, right?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

I'm forgetting these Saturns because they've been out of production so long. The models. Now, I do know that a lot of them had bad transmissions. Is this one? Is the tranny okay?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's a stick, though.

[A]

Is it leather, cloth? Average. Rougher, clean windows.

[D]

It's clean.

[A]

Three grand.

[D]

Seven. Needs a new windshield.

[A]

It's got a.

[D]

It's got a crack in it. I was kind of hoping for like 35 to 4.

[A]

That might work. Can you. Can you load it? And I agree, it does have good miles. Not in a. We loaded into the system. Give me the vin.com.

[D]

Yeah, just go on the website.

[A]

Yeah, put. Put the van, throw a couple pictures. Yeah, we'll get it done.

[D]

I'll get your pictures and I'll stay in the broken windshield.

[A]

Thanks, man. The windshield I can get done for buck 60, so that ain't no big deal.

[C]

Done.

[A]

Ah.

[C]

Deep breath.

[A]

Randy, where have you been? Really?

[C]

All morning?

[A]

Hey, guys. What's going on?

[C]

Just heard you singing this song.

[A]

Yeah? I love old Harry Nielsen.

[C]

Do you really? He's doper. Everybody's talking.

[A]

Yeah, everybody's talking.

[C]

A little bit of a doper like you are and a gambler like you.

[A]

Are in pouring rain. What do you think I've been doing?

[C]

I don't know. What? What have you been doing?

[A]

Friday Night Lights.

[C]

Oh, I didn't know football.

[A]

Ain't nothing like rooting for the home team.

[C]

You're a big football.

[A]

Arlington Hots. Yellow jacket. How are they doing?

[D]

We gotta represent.

[A]

That's my old alma mater. Yeah, me and my friend Rusty never miss a game.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. We have to travel to unfriendly territory. Last night was in Red Oak.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Against the cheating Red Oak cops.

[C]

No, they're not cheating.

[A]

It's a good game. You know what we chipmunks say?

[C]

Well, you say.

[A]

Say Hawks will eat your ass, especially on special teams. Yeah. Put a L in the week two, column 38, 24.

[C]

They cheat. They don't cheat.

[A]

They got this kid, C.J. palmer. Yeah. Kid's a freaking beast. He don't even live in R. They just fly him in for game.

[C]

No, that's not true. Yeah. No, that's not possible.

[A]

198 yards, three touchdowns. You gotta wonder what they're feeding them kids out in Midlothian cheating hawks.

[C]

They're not cheating.

[A]

Anyway, sucks to go all that way on a damn camel just to come up with a loss.

[C]

You can't win on a game.

[A]

At least we get to go to.

[D]

The In N Out Burger in Duncanville.

[A]

Coming home. Gotcha. Animal style. Double, double.

[C]

Yo, got a camel.

[A]

Next week we're going up to Whiskey Tow Falls to play the damn old high couch.

[C]

Well, the Coyotes. Yeah.

[A]

That's a long way. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Well, for on a camel. Yeah.

[A]

Luckily, I know a couple of dancers at Maximus who went to good old Arlington Heights back in the day.

[C]

Okay, keep on down low, yo. You know some dancers?

[A]

I don't need you on to find out about that.

[C]

No, I was gonna say, you have a girlfriend.

[A]

Friday Night Lights, baby. I know, I know. I got it. Go Yellow Jackets.

[C]

Go Yellow Jackets.

[A]

Arlington Hot is our home. Yellow Jackets will ride.

[C]

Oh, my God. That's great.

[A]

Deal with the Hawks.

[C]

With the Hawks.

[A]

That's your school song.

[C]

They just beat you. They. They don't cheat.

[A]

Long live Como.

[C]

I just.

[A]

God bless us, everyone.

[C]

You're so odd.

[A]

Okay, bye, everybody. Thanks, Randy.

[C]

And see you, buddy.

[A]

Hey, Bob, are the. Are the Jackets any good this year? I haven't been keeping up.

[B]

Do you know Arling's in heights? Yeah, they beat Weatherford last week. They lost to Red oak last night. 3,000, 824. And listen, the Red Oak Hawks have really, literally got a kid that. That did, like, three touchdowns and 198 yards on the ground in the game. Yeah.

[A]

So that is mold alma mater.

[B]

Is it really?

[A]

Yeah. I went to heights.

[B]

I did not know that. You know who else went there?

[A]

Who?

[B]

Betty Buckley.

[A]

And John Denver.

[B]

And John Denver.

[A]

And who shot. Who shot Kennedy?

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[A]

Lee Harvey Oswald.

[B]

Llewellyn's sister. Lee Harvey Crosby.

[A]

Lee Harvey Oswald went to heights. Really? Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And Bill Paxton went to heights.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Blake Brockermeyer, Big football player. He was on our team.

[B]

Nice buddy of mine.

[A]

He went. He was recruited to the Carolina Panthers out of college. College out of ut. Then went to play for the Bears. And the Broncos signed the largest contract at the time for an offensive lineman with the Bears.

[B]

Outstanding.

[A]

Yes. Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. What you got, J.D.

[C]

Very good stuff. We have a headline. This is just fun. I just. This caught my eye. And it's been running around. You wonder if it's real or not. But I'll tell you off the top, this one's real. Woman on Tinder date gets Stuck in window trying to retrieve her own poop number. So she's on her first date with this guy, goes over to his house. Okay. Women are weird about going to the bathroom that way. And so she had to go. She. But she didn't. It wouldn't go down the toilet. So she gets it.

[A]

What's this? Old Galway.

[C]

It doesn't really say. Here Liam Smith is the guy. Doesn't really give her name. Out of embarrassment, she. So she scoops up the poop and puts it out the window. So she puts it out the window. But the problem is there's not. There's not a yard out there. It's another window. So now it's stuck between two windows. Yeah. Now she's got to go tell the guy and they gotta break the window and get the. Anyway, the fact is he said he's going to take her out on another date.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Really? What a. Yeah. What a guy. Actually.

[A]

Chris, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Hey, what's up, John? I just wanted to call and tell y' all guys how much I freaking love this show, man. I love it. Everything about it. The BS cars, everything.

[B]

Bs.

[A]

What bs? Did you see Bobbo? Did you see the video on the Facebook page of Bobbo snorting that BC powder this morning? It is gold. You need to watch.

[D]

I'm gonna go check it out.

[A]

It's painful. It looks. And he starts slap. I mean, it'll make you never ever, ever want to do that. Yes, ever.

[C]

Which is the point.

[A]

Where do you live?

[D]

Definitely gonna check that video out. I live in Houston.

[A]

Awesome. Are we on espn?

[D]

Yes, sir, you are. That's also wanted to want to call and tell you that y' all are still on espn.

[A]

Okay. I thought that that's next. That's next week. We're preempted for A and M. I didn't realize it. Well, cool.

[D]

Yeah. So I'm a first time caller, man. I just want to show you how much I love y' all show. Randy the Chipmunk and the Devil. Bidding cars is my two favorite things. I loved it, man.

[A]

Thanks, Chris. Appreciate it.

[C]

So true. All right. I'm actually just learning about the cars.

[A]

Are you gonna start working in the buyer's room?

[B]

Yeah, I bought a 75 cheap chair last week. I think I way overdid it.

[C]

You overbid it?

[B]

I gave the guy 41 grand.

[C]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[B]

But, but, but not only did I get the jeep.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I also have as he eternal soul. Oh, that makes me feel good.

[A]

He's a creeper. He's a creeper.

[C]

So if you call, give me the vin and you get the devil, he'll take care of you. He may overbid your car. Everybody has little things they do when they get on an airplane. Some people are really afraid. They have a little. You know, they'll take a cross or they'll say a prayer. This little lady, she was halfway up the stairways getting into an aircraft. This is in. It's actually at Shanghai. Okay. So she reaches over, she grabs some coins like you would throw them into a fountain. Guess where she throws them? Into the jet engines.

[A]

Shut up.

[C]

True story.

[A]

Really? Yeah. How did that. Were they running?

[C]

No, they weren't. Everybody was getting on the plane. But still, you threw coins into a jet engine. You ain't going anywhere until they get them out.

[A]

What's her reasoning?

[C]

She was wishing it a safe flight, just like you would throw them into a fountain.

[B]

Did she say a magic phrase? She was saying mazel.

[C]

She was saying a prayer as she got on the airplane.

[B]

Volkswagen.

[C]

Her name is que q.iu.

[A]

Her name is dummy.

[C]

Threw a handful of coins in the Airbus 320 engine.

[A]

Did they just slam her on the ground and cuff her? I mean, that's bad. J.D.

[C]

That'S horrible. It's beyond bad.

[A]

That's worse than bringing a gun on board. That's the worst thing I've heard in a long time. If that even the apu. If it would have been running, it would have tore it up.

[C]

It would have torn it up completely. Of course, they had to completely disassemble. It cost thousands of dollars. And nobody went anywhere that day.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

This week, disgraced intellivangelist Jim Baker is back. He claims Hurricane Harvey was God's judgment on the city of Houston with a storm, of course, killed at least 60 people. But anyway, he's been on television. Now he's selling this bucket. Seriously. Like you get at Home Depot. Like the orange buckets. He's selling a bucket full of survival.

[A]

Food for the apocalypse.

[C]

For the apocalypse that's coming. So he's on TV saying, but if.

[A]

The apocalypse comes, does anyone survive?

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

So why.

[C]

Why bother? What are you. What are you gonna eat? Where are you gonna eat it? Where are you gonna warm it up? So anyway, Jim Baker, didn't he.

[A]

How does the Bible read, Bob?

[B]

Protocol about the. About the Rapture.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, raptures when JD Disappears. All right, we're all still here.

[C]

I don't think that's going to happen.

[B]

No, no. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's the. What do you call it? The Tribulation.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

With the giant scorpions. And the Cowboys won't win any more games this season. Yeah, it's going to. Yeah, they're going to. All your. All your favorite singers, authors, and insurance agents will die.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's going to be horrible. Horrible for a thousand years.

[A]

Hey, our office manager, Connie's online one. I guess she just woke up. Good morning. Are you awake?

[D]

Oh, I'm kind of awake.

[A]

She sounds like one of Baba's characters. Good Lord, give her a BC powder. What happened?

[D]

I don't know. I kind of got home sometime this morning and woke up like this. All right.

[A]

We had a big night.

[D]

We had a really big night.

[B]

Oh, I'm so sorry I missed that deal.

[A]

What time do you think you hit the hay?

[D]

It was probably 4:30.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

You guys partied hard.

[A]

Where did y' all go after a House of Blues?

[D]

We went to Megan's house, argued with Frankie so she wouldn't go home, and then we went to go eat at ihop.

[B]

That's what you do. That's what you do when you. You are correct.

[A]

If you know the players, you would be laughing hard at that. Y' all wound up at Megan's house. Oh, my God. And. And Frankie didn't want to go home. Home.

[D]

Frankie. No, Frankie was trying to go home.

[A]

Oh, Frankie. Frankie was the Frankie. I. I enjoyed her commentary more than anyone's last night.

[B]

She Party girl.

[A]

She. I'm telling you, she was fun.

[B]

Connie gets crazy when. When she goes out to a deal like that.

[A]

She.

[B]

She screams her voice out like in a Rangers game. That's why she sounds like she does this morning. I just think it's so hot.

[A]

Oh, good, Bob.

[B]

I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? I just need.

[A]

Hey, Connie, you need to go to the Facebook page on the. On the show page and watch Bobbo snort a BC powder. It is gold.

[D]

What the hell?

[A]

Yeah, you'd have to see it. You just have to see it. Just trust me. You have to see it. We got Mike. She's got the ride of the week, too. Oh, Connie does? Yeah. Are we going to do the ride of the week now? Now it's time for the ride of the week. Oh, boy.

[C]

Still parked in Dallas.

[A]

Blues still parked in the House of Balloons in Dallas.

[B]

You can see the ride of the Wheat parked right now to House of Blues.

[A]

Connie was driving a 2017 Touring Nero. What's a Nero? Ooh, it's the Kia. A Kia.

[D]

It's Kia.

[A]

Yeah. What do you think?

[D]

I like it. I like it a lot.

[A]

What do you like about it?

[D]

Compact car.

[A]

It's good. I like it a lot. Guys.

[D]

I like this better than pretty much anything we've had.

[A]

You really? And it's a Kia. Kia. You heard it here first, folks. Connie is hungover, and it'd be easy to be negative right now. She's still being positive. It did. Is the Kia in Dallas or did it. Did Chris drive it?

[D]

No, the Kia. No, the Kia made it home okay.

[A]

Because she had a driver.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

Well, good. It's only $30,000, too. Oh, it's a nice Kia. Okay.

[D]

It's a nice Kia. It's a nice Kia.

[A]

Did you really.

[D]

Did you have no weird buttons?

[A]

No weird buttons.

[D]

The radio was normal?

[A]

The instructions are in English?

[D]

They are. I didn't have no problem. I mean.

[A]

Do you have any other words of wisdom for us this morning before we go?

[D]

Oh, no, just the cowboy suck. But other than that.

[A]

And, and, and do you have any drink? Do you have any drinking, like tips? The tips, like in the order of intake that you wish you would have done instead of the way you did it? Yes. Yes.

[D]

Well, actually, I was glad I wasn't with Frankie most of the night because I might have been on the floor, but definitely, definitely not the beer first, because the beer was hot, but the shots were good. So that's probably where we should have started.

[A]

Okay, so start with shots and then move to hot beer. Says Connie in the Kia. All right, thank you, Connie.

[C]

Sounds just like her the next day. Look me where I fart. Would you stop it? How do you tell her that?

[A]

Say that. Terrible. Don't send that one in. Okay, we got 30 seconds left in this segment.

[C]

Oh, my God. How fun.

[A]

Boy. So anyway, yeah, the old man, man, he, he, he, he tw.

[C]

98 years old.

[A]

He knocked one off. In, in, in. It scared him.

[C]

The engine had a problem and he knew it. And he kind of went, yeah, I.

[A]

Really figured he'd passed away. And that's why they turned around.

[C]

They turn around. Going back to. Well, you said you were a couple of minutes in the air and went back to Fort Worth.

[A]

Well, we took off out of Cleveland.

[C]

Oh, Cleveland.

[A]

So we were a couple minutes in the air and just turned right around and landed Cleveland. And then. Anyway, it was interesting morning. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Give me the vin.com. come and dig my earth.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[E]

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[B]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Good morning. John Anderson.

[B]

That's Bobby on steel guitar.

[C]

It's been a tough week for country music. Don Williams, your buddy Don Williams died.

[B]

One of my favorite guys, man.

[C]

The guy from Montgomery. Montgomery Gentry killed. The helicopter crash.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How old was Don, though? Was he 78?

[C]

78, yeah.

[B]

Good old Boys Like Me. One of my favorite.

[C]

I love that song.

[A]

Yeah, Amanda was a great tune.

[B]

Tulsa Time. The original Tulsa Time.

[A]

That's right. That was his best one. Yeah. That's a big hit. Had you heard this song before? Eye of the Hurricane?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

It's a good one. Yeah.

[B]

That's off the down in the Orange Grove album.

[A]

Oh, shut up. I don't know.

[B]

I think it is, though. I think that's like 1988. 89. Oh, is it the one before Seminole Win?

[A]

He was just. He knew he wanted to sing about wind. He just couldn't get it. He couldn't get hooked up right.

[C]

Win.

[A]

Turn it up. Ty. The chorus. Here we go. Sing it.

[D]

Hurricane.

[C]

You actually do John Anderson better than John Anderson does that.

[A]

Weird.

[C]

That's odd.

[A]

Rush Limbaugh is here in the studio with us again. He did come back.

[C]

I'm confused. Is he in?

[A]

He's online. Online. I mean, you know, it sounds like he's here because he's leaving Florida. He goes in with the isdn. I don't. Rich guy like Rush beaming down the.

[B]

Line from sunny California.

[C]

You're in California. Okay. So you did get out of Florida.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

We thought it would be a good idea maybe to. Rather than have you seen these imbeciles?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Trying to sit out the store.

[C]

I want to stay behind.

[B]

I was watching the Clinton News Network blow away from my hotel room. News Network, Sunny, Santa Ines, cnn, and the. The curator of the Hemingway library. They have these like six toed cats.

[C]

Yeah. They do this. Yeah, I've been there.

[B]

I mean, who knew Pop by? Hemingway bred cats.

[C]

He did. He had a ton of cats. I've been in his house. I took the tour and the curator.

[B]

Of this museum is talking to Anderson Cooper. And Anderson says, you know, but look, the key. No place in Key west is safe at this time.

[C]

Sir.

[B]

Won'T you go ahead and evacuate?

[C]

Right.

[B]

And the man said, anderson, screw you.

[C]

Did not.

[B]

The cats and I are staying.

[C]

He did. Really?

[B]

And we've got plenty of water. We're not in a flood area.

[C]

It is a fortified compound two feet above sea level.

[B]

My sentiments exactly. That's why I decided to go out to the. In the navy camp.

[C]

You're in a navy camp?

[A]

Is that. But isn't that like a seminar retreat?

[B]

Well, no, I mean we are very happy.

[C]

But you're. No, it's all men. It's all men.

[B]

It's like of those old fashioned fitness camps that you see.

[A]

No, I don't.

[B]

Did you ever see the Master with Joaquin Phoenix?

[A]

Did you ever see the Village People?

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

It's interesting you say that because everyone here.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is very blue collar. We've got policeman and a construction worker.

[A]

Really? Yeah.

[B]

Can't believe an American Indian.

[A]

Of course.

[B]

And we have karaoke every night.

[C]

I bet you there's.

[B]

There's a big contest. I actually won a.

[A]

A silver ribbon.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Second place for my rendition of Freddie Mercury's Fat Bottom Girls.

[C]

I don't doubt that at all.

[B]

It's really outstanding. And I can't do it without the proper backing music. But one of these days, if you have karaoke in the show, I think that'd be a great, great time for it. We're really having a ball there. I bet tonight Saturday night caps off the entire event. We'll go home tomorrow after a champagne mimosa brunch.

[C]

Don't go back to Florida.

[B]

The Lipton teabag contest. My roommate Chad said that he's won this thing for four years running.

[C]

Oh, you're gonna have Saturday night Dr.

[B]

You're your friend Randy that you want to come out.

[A]

Yeah, he would.

[B]

He's up because. No, because he, you know, with a. With a mouth full of nuts.

[C]

Be a big hit.

[B]

Safe and sound from sunny California. El Rushwell talent on loan from God.

[A]

Why should he post that? That's the good one. So, Bob, I've got a question. I'm gonna unveil the curtain for a moment. Was that off the cuff or did you premeditate that one?

[B]

I was thinking about it.

[A]

Okay. Because that one was good. That's hilarious. They're all good, but that one was great.

[B]

Yeah. You're always joking about how you fly me in for games.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is not true. You know, we've been doing this for 10 years, going on a while. I drive in from my old hometown about 65 miles away, and I've got plenty of time at 4 in the morning before I get here to prep with Turley for the show. About what?

[A]

I appreciate y' all being quiet while I was sleeping on the couch, by the way. Snoring.

[B]

You had a bit of a party time last night too, obviously.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Look, we all snore, Charlie, man.

[A]

Yeah. Was I sort of bad?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, it's just silly. Deep sleep.

[B]

Hey, and it ain't no crime, man. You ever heard me.

[A]

Yes, you blow the sheets off.

[C]

Yeah, you absolutely.

[A]

And you fart. Snore and fart. Fart and snoring. Harmony, I don't believe. It's like a symphony going on several different arrangements.

[B]

That's something that I don't do because. No, I consciously don't do that in bed because I'll have hurt myself if you fart. Yeah.

[A]

How would you hurt yourself? Well, you ever.

[B]

You ever heard of, like, a Raid Fogger? Yeah, for cockroaches like that. Like, I would hurt myself. I mean, I consciously do not do that. Thank you.

[C]

Unless I'm on ambient or the subconscious. We're worried about it.

[A]

Did you also hear what Bob was not doing anymore either?

[C]

What's that? Oh, I heard this.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Somebody said this on Facebook. Is it true you've joined me in sobriety?

[B]

I quit drinking.

[A]

Thinking.

[C]

When did this happen?

[B]

On Wednesday this week. Wednesday night. Well, it's maybe early Thursday morning.

[C]

48 hours is the best.

[B]

Wednesday.

[A]

Wednesday.

[B]

I thought, you know what? I have imbibed to excess for like, seven days running.

[C]

I thought you say 17 years, you know, go ahead.

[B]

And not drunk for a week, but drunk every night for.

[C]

Every night for a week.

[B]

And then I thought. And I was watching Crazy Heart with Jeff Bridges. Have you seen this? First time I've seen the whole thing.

[C]

What about a guy who's drunk?

[B]

And I thought, well, and I. I had about a. Maybe two thirds of a fifth of Old Heaven Hill vodka. The 80 proof guy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Really cheap. Totally clear. Looks harmless, doesn't it?

[C]

It's not. It's awful.

[B]

And so I drank all the vodka I had.

[C]

Oh, that's a good way to end it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. You don't want to just quit.

[B]

Well, you going to do. Pour it down the drain like a.

[C]

Some people do.

[B]

Like a little pussy cat.

[C]

Some people do.

[B]

Not I.

[C]

Not you. Not I. Actually, you know, when I went to rehab, I did have a drink on the airplane. Had one at the terminal before I got in the cab to go there.

[A]

You gotta go in drunk. So you. You drank all your vodka, and then Wednesday morning comes, or Thursday morning comes and you say no more. So no Thursday, no Friday, no Saturday.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

And how long are you gonna hang on to this position?

[C]

Well, there we go.

[B]

You know me.

[A]

I mean, if it's just. If it was just like a cleanse moment, you know, drink some juice for a few days, cleanse out.

[B]

Here's the. Here's the part that you guys haven't thought of. And I know that I'm too internal and it's boring to listen to and everything, but you don't. You never know what life's gonna throw you.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Okay. I, for myself, shall roll with the punches.

[C]

What does that mean? That means you're gonna start. I mean, the show's over if it.

[B]

Takes a White Russian.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Margarita, you know, over dinner or.

[C]

Can I ask you something? Seriously? Did you shake at all when you quit?

[B]

No sweat.

[A]

No. Good.

[C]

That's a good sign.

[B]

I feel fine.

[C]

That's a good. I mean, the next day.

[A]

What?

[C]

I meant Thursday. Did you sweat? Shake, Feel real good.

[A]

Connie's probably sweating or shaking the way she sounded.

[C]

She sounded rough.

[B]

Not at all.

[C]

Okay, that's a good sign. That's a real good sign.

[B]

Although if. I mean, if anybody had a Heineken.

[C]

You'D be ready to go see this. Wednesday, for God's sake. Come on.

[B]

What time is it?

[A]

You. It is the nice, cool, crisp fall weather outside. Dark liquors go well with fall. Fall weather.

[C]

Little. Little rum.

[B]

White rush.

[C]

Your rum punch.

[A]

So your sister's house.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Where are they? Are they in Carolina? They.

[C]

Currently they're in Canada on a sailboat, so they're fine. But their house is directly across the harbor from St. Thomas proper. So it got full force, 150 mile an hour plus winds.

[A]

Does she have anybody camera and send her pictures yet?

[C]

She. She has this morning. Her neighbor finally got up there and they took pictures. And believe it or not, her husband is an engineer and he built this house to withstand whatever, and it did. And they have a little bit of damage, but this thing's still standing I mean it's amazing.

[A]

I mean looking at the islands, I mean I know St. Bart, St. Martin, all that's not St. Bart's but the Caribbean islands that took a big hit. They don't look any worse than Port Aransas to me.

[C]

Yeah, they do. We have. If you saw like, if you saw what happened to Port in St Martin, it was just flattened just flat. It looked like a bomb went off.

[A]

Okay, then I have not seen this photo.

[C]

It just, they, there was a helicopter. The Coast Guard did.

[A]

So there were not standing buildings.

[C]

There was, there was pieces of buildings standing where. At least where they took this, these videos. They flew down the coast and it was just looked like a bomb had gone off.

[B]

Has there been any footage of Puerto Rico yet? Boy, they were getting it hard about 7 or 8 last night.

[C]

Right now it's over Cuba. And then they say to tomorrow morning, 8am It'll hit. It'll be right on the Keys, on top of the Keys.

[A]

So it's gonna hit Miami at one time?

[C]

Well, it's, it's kind of like. Yeah, tomorrow morning early overnight.

[A]

Okay, now I'm looking at the picture. So is it going to, is the way the pressure from the weather is going to push it into Miami? Is that the rule?

[C]

It was, it was going to, but that low pressure area that was coming down from the Rockies didn't develop as much as they thought it would. So that would have put, pushed it out east. So actually it's staying a little bit to the west. It's going to go up on the west coast of Florida, the Gulf side, into Tampa.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, right here, let me show you.

[A]

I'm looking at the picture on Charlie's screen. All right.

[C]

Yeah, that's the west. So as of now, they showed the eye of the storm over Tampa Monday morning about 8am just past Tampa actually.

[A]

So it's going to take a hard right after it goes past Cuba.

[C]

Yeah, about a 30 degree right turn. Yeah, that's when that low pressure area is going to finally hit it.

[A]

Well, Miami is greater. Miami is a 5 million population.

[C]

Much like they're definitely getting them fallout for sure.

[A]

But are they going to get the hit?

[C]

No, no. The hurricane force winds are only about 150 miles across, 75 either side. That's the real bad stuff. Everything else, it looks like the whole state's going to be covered. That's thunderstorms.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But 150 mile an hour is the bad stuff.

[A]

So where's that going to hit?

[C]

It's going to hit right it's going to miss Miami. Over the top. Yes. Yes.

[A]

That's. That's a big win because that's where the people are.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the population.

[C]

It's going to go right over Key West.

[A]

All right.

[C]

According to this, Right.

[A]

Anything can happen.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I can hang a left and hit New Orleans. You never know.

[C]

You never know.

[A]

You never know.

[C]

You never know about it.

[A]

Are the winds still in that 180 currently?

[C]

Actually, maximum sustained winds are 125.

[A]

So it's calmed down.

[C]

It's calmed down a little bit because it's skirting Cuba, which is taking some of the wind out of. It's still four.

[A]

Yeah. So what about the hurricane? Hurricane that's behind that.

[C]

Oh, there's another one out there, isn't there?

[A]

Like Jose and Jose B. And Jose.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's it called?

[C]

I think it's Jose.

[A]

I mean, after all these years, the Mexicans finally got a hurricane, Right?

[B]

And this one's headed for Veracruz. That's what I read on Friday.

[A]

Okay. Where is Jose?

[C]

Jose is Jose.

[A]

Get over here.

[C]

Maximum sustainable. It's actually pretty big right now.

[A]

Yeah. It's over by Puerto rico.

[C]

Winds of 150, 45 miles an hour. It's not going to get near Puerto Rico.

[A]

That's.

[C]

It's actually, according to this, going to go to spin off into the Atlantic.

[A]

Okay, that's good. Does that happen often?

[C]

It does. Happens a lot this time of year, too. It just again, those high pressure areas come down from the United States. I'm sometimes lucky enough to push mine.

[A]

Do you think the Trump presidency has anything to do?

[C]

No doubt in my mind. Because before him there was no hurricane action.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I mean, seriously. Hey, look at it this way. Seriously, seriously. Been 10 years since we've had. Okay, eight years. Obama, hardly any hurricanes. True story.

[A]

So it is a Democrat. Republican. Absolutely.

[B]

Coincidence.

[C]

No, it's not.

[A]

That makes sense.

[C]

It's Obama.

[B]

Hey, hey.

[C]

But the force field. Force field.

[B]

I don't want to.

[A]

I think they ought to name the next one Obama.

[C]

That'd be funny.

[B]

Hurricane.

[A]

Go ahead, get weird, Bob. We like it when you get weird.

[B]

Climate change, anyone? Because, I mean, hurricane season's getting worse all the time.

[C]

It's not getting worse.

[B]

We had three days over 100 degrees all summer long. We barely had a summer. We barely had any. I mean, climate changes have been very, very good for these drought areas of Texas.

[A]

It looks like April around here. The grass has never been this green this time of year in my life. Crazy. Yeah. So your climate change theory Is what?

[B]

Bob, Just say it's possible and don't. You don't have to get weird, man, but let's not pour.

[A]

Are you talking about global warming or global climate cooling?

[B]

I'm talking about climate change, man. Weirdness in the climate.

[C]

The climate has always changed. Always. We had an ice age. That's always changed.

[B]

That's a dumb excuse. I'm just saying just in case.

[C]

It's what the Earth does.

[B]

Just in case.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Let's try and take care and do things.

[C]

We should do that, right?

[A]

No doubt.

[B]

Hearing the Boy Scouts, I was. Let's not pour oil down the curve.

[C]

I agree with you. No gasoline in the grass.

[B]

Let's not.

[C]

Literally, no.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Well, there's not poop out the window.

[A]

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We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Wait. Birds and snakes and airplane. Lenny Bruce is not afraid. I went and visited a buddy of mine last weekend I haven't seen in a while out of town.

[C]

In between all the other things you've been doing, you had time to go visit a buddy?

[A]

Yeah. On Sunday. Okay. I just wanted to get away and Decompress for a minute. Took the kids with me out the country.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And we're sitting on the porch, he and his wife.

[C]

Out the country a little bit.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Little more than a little bit.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

They're good folks. Anyway, he was telling a story. We're talking about. We're talking about crazy women. And.

[B]

And.

[A]

And he. He was using the term be bat s crazy. Bat s crazy. Got it. And his wife's like, what's the difference between just crazy and bat s crazy?

[C]

I can tell you. But what he.

[A]

He said. He said, okay, I can answer that. Our. His old best friend, one of my roommates in college, he said he had a girlfriend named Kirsten. And when Gordon broke up with her, she stopped. She stopped eating fingernails and her hair started. Her hair started thinning. Her fingernails were falling out.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He said, that's bad. Esque.

[C]

Yeah. That is when she stopped. I had one that said she held up in a closet for a week after we broke up.

[A]

Why she doing a closet? I don't know.

[C]

I have no idea. I can't get out of my closet. I'm just in tears. I'm like, that's why I left you.

[A]

She paired her health.

[C]

I know. It just made me.

[A]

She must have really loved him.

[B]

Senator Lindsay Graham says, I'm not coming out either.

[C]

But you know what? It just makes you. You go as the guy. It makes you go, I made the right call.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Nothing you're doing now is making me want to come back to you. You understand that? It makes me want to run further from you. Absolutely.

[A]

When she stops eating in her hair, her. Her bodily functions start failing, man.

[C]

And it's probably the best section I'll ever have. Ever before before the workout. Because they're nuts.

[A]

Point.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, the dirty.

[C]

All the filters, the.

[A]

The dirty refrigerator, the dishes in the sink.

[C]

Dishes in the sink.

[A]

Maybe even some dog.

[C]

Dog.

[A]

Dog stains from excrement in the apartment.

[C]

Live. Been when there was live dog stuff on the floor and we didn't stop to worry about it.

[A]

She can't. She can't do. She can't work on it because she's got to go do aerobics. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Be hot for the bar. Yeah, absolutely.

[A]

That's badass. That's badass.

[B]

There's a crazy pretty scale. You guys have seen that, right?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

I mean, the prettier they are, the more pretty, the more crazy.

[C]

Not always, but there's a correlation. I found the correlation definitely to be crazy. Good sex is crazy. Chick crazy. Crazy when she leaves, you better be gone. You better be covered in something. You better have the. Have an armor on when you break up with her.

[A]

Oh. Because it's gonna hurt.

[C]

Yeah. The great. The great sex is there's payback. There's always payback.

[A]

You could get shot. Uncle Roy took a.38 in the thigh from a chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It happens. If you've been shot by an ex girlfriend or shot at.

[C]

There's a radio personality in Dallas that's been shot by an ex wife.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yes. Who he's talked about on the radio. Jody Dean.

[A]

He got shot? Yes. He took a bullet? Yes.

[C]

Where? In the. In the side.

[A]

What did he do wrong he was to deserve such.

[C]

You know, I don't know but I believe it was. Probably had something to do with not being where he's supposed to be.

[A]

Maybe other women.

[C]

I believe that could have been the case. Allegedly. So she shot him allegedly as well.

[A]

That's one way to get your point across.

[C]

Allegedly.

[A]

Here. I've been warning you about this.

[C]

Ever been shot by a woman? You mind being big A son of a.

[A]

We need to do a son of a on getting shot. Do you have any son of A that can entertain us by the way? Charlie, Another one here. Yeah, I always love them.

[B]

When the babysitter asked him when his wife would be home, he asked her why. What do you have in mind? Parent teacher orientation was last week. He didn't go because that's obviously women's work. His buddy got popped making fake inspection stickers. That's the only way he'd come. Consider trading on an 03 Silverado with 230000 miles. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[A]

Yeah, buddy, you know it. I think that was my best son of a moment the other night. Did you. Did you look at the time stamp on that email, Bob? Yeah, it was about 2:40 in the morning. I woke up in the middle of the night, grabbed my phone reading and it just started coming to me and I just started writing. That was the most I've ever written, wasn't it? I mean, have we even gone through them all?

[B]

No, no, we're still going.

[C]

It was the babysitter one.

[A]

All of them.

[C]

So funny because I've been there.

[A]

What'd you say about five weeks worth? I got five weeks worth.

[B]

Number 27 through 32. I'm still going back to it every week. This mornings were really? Pretty good times.

[C]

The babysitter go out. What are you having? Why?

[A]

What do you have in mind? I was just thinking of all the stuff I've seen and heard over the years. It was just. Sometimes the river's just flowing and you've got to write it down when it's gonna.

[B]

I know, man. Don't I know it?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because when you go back for it later, it is not there.

[C]

Paul McCartney said he woke up in the middle of the night in 10 minutes, wrote live and let die.

[A]

Absolutely.

[C]

It just came to him. It just flowed.

[A]

Yes, I. I wrote live and let die in son of a terms.

[C]

Just flows out.

[A]

It just flowed out of me.

[C]

That's so funny. That's the babysitter. Why would he have in mind. That's my favorite one ever. Ever.

[A]

How old was the babysitter that you had the relations with?

[C]

I don't want. She was 19.

[B]

What?

[A]

And he was 27.

[C]

I was 34.

[A]

Golly. That might have got you 10 extra years on your life.

[C]

Oh, dude, that was so. And it was just so. Because it was naughty and it was wrong and it was hot and it was just bright.

[A]

And the girlfriend at the time, is she find out?

[C]

She never found out.

[A]

Oh, God, no.

[C]

Except now that we're on the radio.

[A]

Did. Did the. Did the babysitter. How old would she be now? That was how many years ago? That was 30 years ago.

[C]

No, no, no, no, that.

[A]

20 years ago.

[C]

20. 20.

[A]

I think we need her on the air. So.

[C]

She's 37 now. Wow.

[A]

Let's call her. Do you have her on your. Is she a friend of yours on Facebook? Let's FaceTime her.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait. Because 37 is still prime time.

[C]

That is. You're right. It is. It is.

[B]

I'm 47 and I'm telling you.

[C]

Yeah, that was such.

[A]

She's not a friend of yours on Facebook. Was there any repercussions?

[C]

None. Zero.

[A]

How long did this go in? In weeks? Days?

[C]

It was about a month, you know, because she. Once or twice a week.

[A]

How did it end? These are the kind of interviews they need to do on 20. On. On 20. 20 in 60 minutes.

[C]

She went to college. She went away.

[A]

Did you not go visit. Did you not. Did you not support the school?

[C]

I had gotten Spartans. I had kid. I had not gotten shot at. And I felt myself lucky. I left the spider web without getting eaten by the spider. I figured that was a clean break.

[A]

I have a friend that was having relations with his friend's daughter.

[C]

Oh, dude, that's Dangerous.

[A]

I know a guy that was having relations with his daughter's friend. Now that's like penthouse. The daughter is my age. Okay. And her friend.

[C]

Okay, they're both here.

[A]

So this came out after high school, when we graduated high school. And he got together with his. And these two girls were best friends. Like bestie, bestie, bestie, bestie. Yeah, yeah, like Barbie and Barbie.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And after high school, she moved in with him with her best friend's father.

[B]

That's just like blaming on Rio, man.

[A]

He's selling Lexuses in Dallas now.

[C]

I'm going to go to.

[A]

Everybody's got some smooth lines. Nobody does.

[B]

You know what? Legal is legal.

[C]

Yeah, legal's fine. But they hook me up. Yeah, I did. Right here. It's.

[A]

It's.

[C]

God, you just rolling the dice.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[C]

Yeah, that's unbelievable. That was kind of clean and clear. Nobody.

[A]

What do you think the daughter felt like?

[C]

Did it. Did it come out?

[A]

Did it come out?

[C]

I don't know if just you knew the world.

[A]

Oh, I know, cuz everybody else found out.

[C]

Okay, See, sometimes you get my case. Nobody knew.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, this was He. He was his daughter's very best friend.

[C]

What would make you think that was.

[A]

Pull this off?

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Even for a moment, that's like, hey, this is a good idea.

[B]

No. Yeah, but girls. Girls aren't like us, so, like, you know how guys are. Once the bestie, always a bestie, right? Yeah, girls are not that way, man.

[C]

No, really? No, really.

[A]

Well, ask our. I guess that guy used to. He used to be the Gene.

[C]

Anyway, did the daughter and the other friend broke up?

[A]

Okay, well, she moved in with her dad. He was dating her behind the scenes, if that's what you want to call it. Dating while they were seniors in high school.

[C]

That's sick on every level. On the girl's fault.

[A]

I mean, it's.

[C]

The girl's sick too.

[A]

So the. The back to the babysitter. How did that. Come on? I mean, how did you. How did. How did the moment come where you felt like your confidence was high enough to make that move?

[C]

Lick me where I fart. That's exactly what happened now, actually. Honestly, she was watching the kids. I was in the shower getting ready for whatever I was gonna get ready to do. She came into the bathroom and I.

[A]

Was like, can you do some music? Give me music for this. What's your name, little girl? I guess that's good enough.

[B]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[A]

So you're coming out of the shower.

[C]

I was in the shower back in the master with the towel. The kids were on the yard. Yard playing.

[A]

Did she get in the shower?

[C]

She was. No, no, I just stepped out of the shower. So I was out of the shower.

[A]

Were you in a towel? And so she walks in the bathroom and says, what? Can I get you a glass of water?

[C]

No, she just. You just could tell why she was there? She didn't go, oh, I'm so sorry. I mean, it was that moment of, I'm here for a reason.

[A]

And then what?

[C]

And then we just. She went, God, it's so grass.

[A]

Yeah, well, don't be graphic. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Thank you.

[A]

She was forward. Forward.

[C]

Yes. She was forward.

[A]

She was a forward thinker.

[C]

I was not. I did not initiate the first contact.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

She did.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

So otherwise I would not have done it.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

I would have thought about it. I'd already thought about it. But, you know, I didn't. I didn't initiate anything. I think she knew there was inner. You know, there's energy first, and then it's like that moment of the kids are out in the yard, he's in the shower. Let me go.

[A]

Did you go all the way?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How many repetitions over time of eight. That's significant. It.

[C]

Twice a week for a month.

[A]

Twice a week for A month, maybe. Seven Bedroom Stories by J.D. ryan.

[C]

Oh, my God. It's awful. I go there, Daddy.

[B]

I mean, oh, everybody knows you've been on everything but the Titanic.

[C]

That's just not true. There were some dad. Yeah. There were some times, though.

[A]

Did you ever have any angry fathers?

[C]

No, never. Fathers always loved me, so.

[A]

Yeah, you're just a nice person.

[C]

Yes. The daddies and mommies and dogs always just love me. Yeah. And even when the daughter was. Even when the daughter was, like, young, the daddy was still okay with it.

[A]

It was weird because your radio personality. I just. I'm a nice guy.

[B]

Because he's a nice guy, I'm a nice guy.

[C]

And they're like, oh, well, you know, it could be worse. She could be with somebody her age who's a jerk. So at least she's with this guy.

[A]

And he doesn't drive an ice cream.

[C]

And I wasn't 40 years older than her either. I was. You know, we're talking 10, 15 years.

[A]

I'd like to hear more about all those.

[C]

How old is. How young?

[A]

Mature? Younger. Is your wife 13? They're 12 and a half.

[C]

That's. That's generally what I dated. 13. 13 to 15 years.

[A]

Noon.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Is the party over? Yeah. God. I've got to go to the op center up in Denton and keep working.

[C]

On this Irma crap on the airplane stuff.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Operation Error Drunk.

[A]

Oh. Operation Crush My Head. Operation. What did I sign up for doing?

[B]

That's a good thing. You're going to be happy. You did it, man.

[A]

I'm getting my. My passage to heaven. I need it. I need it. We'll be back next Saturday. Thanks.

[D]

Mocker.

[A]

Out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.