#114 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #114 (Aired February 13, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

[Transcript covered: 00:00–159:36]

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Episode Overview

This week’s John Clay Wolfe Show is a rowdy, irreverent blend of car talk, cultural commentary, and biting satire. The main theme centers on the concept of “butt hurt”—a running joke about America’s heightened sensitivity and tendency to be offended—and how it pops up everywhere: from callers selling their cars to national controversies. The crew holds nothing sacred, riffing on everything from car appraisals and divorce drama, to taking jabs at cancel culture, pop music, and absurd news. Listeners call in to get on-the-spot offers for their vehicles, contributing their own stories and responses to the “butt hurt epidemic.”

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. The Age of “Butt Hurt” (00:47–04:43, 22:52+, 96:14–97:53, 122:54+, etc.)

• The hosts satirically dissect America’s propensity for outrage, tracing the “butt hurt epidemic” back to the Janet Jackson Super Bowl incident.
• “You had the bublonic plague back in the whenever 1700s… This is the era of the butt hurt.” – John Clay Wolfe (01:48)
• They riff on cancel culture, statue removals, and even banning things like “Dixie Chicks” and “Dixie Cups.”
• The concept bleeds into on-air interactions: listeners get “butt hurt” about car offers, musical selections, and radio bits.

2. Live Car Appraisal Hijinks (various throughout)

• The show’s trademark: listeners call in to get live, often humor-laced vehicle appraisals.
• John and the crew ask rapid-fire questions about car details and sometimes riff on the personal circumstances—e.g. relationship drama tied to a car.
• “My buyers are in there right now… I’m gonna put you on hold and have them pick you up and wrap it up.” (06:02)
• Divorce stories (“One of the buyers was literally playing therapist between the husband and wife…” – 06:48) and offbeat vehicle offers (an ‘84 Winnebago from Nebraska, 10:01).
• Notably, John sticks to his “cut the crap and get to a real number” ethos, poking fun at unrealistic seller expectations.

3. Current Events, Social Satire, and Listener Integration

• Statue Removal & Confederate Iconography:
  Long, comedic rants about people only noticing controversial statues when removal is proposed.
  “Now that I’m looking at this thing and seeing it, I’m like, God, that’s good looking. That’s cool. Why are they tearing it down over a bunch of butthurt?” – (11:03)
• Cancel Culture:
  Includes Cosby Show, Dukes of Hazzard, Dixie Chicks, and even Elvis as tongue-in-cheek cancellation targets (53:39+).

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Memorable Banter & Quotes

• Origin of “Butt Hurt”:

  • “The butt hurt came right out of her nippy. Yeah, because people think she nursed us into the butthurt.” – John (03:18)

• On Divorce Settlement Calls:

  • “It might be cheaper to keep her, but it’s damn sure not cheaper to put her in a vice and therapize it out of her. That’s 10G.” – John (07:21)

• On Cancel Culture Overreach:

  • “Dixie Chicks Dixie won’t work, dude.” – John (50:03)
  • “All the butt hurt—I’ve been going through butt hurt symptoms. Anything with the word Dixie in it is not allowed.” – John (53:44)

• On Being Offended:

  • “I’m offended that this car has depreciated so much in value. I’m offended at the Toyota Motor Company…” – John (99:19)

• Reverend Charles’ Prayer for the Offended (80:11):

  • “It makes my whole heart hurt for the lack of intolerance that some people have for the sound of the fiddle and steel guitar.”

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Timestamps to Key Segments

• The Butt Hurt Epidemic Riff – 00:47–04:43
• Live Car Deals: Divorce, Drama & Valuations – 05:01, 06:31, 07:40, 13:33, 19:42, etc.
• Listener on Offense at General Lee Statue Removal – 10:33–11:22
• Confederate Statues & Canceling TV – 12:01–13:20
• Ozzy Snorting Ants Story – 22:52–24:30
• Operation Airdrop & Disaster Relief – John’s Volunteer Work – 08:46, 38:20, 136:08
• Ridiculous Outrage: Banana Peel Incident – 31:45–33:17
• Caller Drama: Former Police Troll Story – 33:23–35:07, 41:43+
• White, Black, Latino Game – 39:45–41:31
• Tony Romo Dad (Romero) Psychic Bit – 104:04–109:35
• Monkey Selfie Copyright Case – 85:44+, 137:59+
• Top 10: Politically Correct “Okay to Be Butt Hurt” – 96:09–97:53
• Caller: Are You Born Smart About Cars? – 153:57+
• Director’s Cut: BC Powder Snorting Incident Breaks FCC Boundaries – Post-show, 155:19+

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Notable Running Gags

• “Butt Hurt” Symptom Diagnoses: Listeners, car dealers, and pop culture trends alike are all said to be infected by “butt hurt.”
• Aggressive, Rapid Fire Car Deals: John’s signature style—cutting through sentiment and getting to brass tacks.
• Parody Advice from “Tony the Ice Pick”/Mob Fixers about radio trolls (42:43+)
• Fake outrage at music, products, and even Southern icons: “Dixie” becomes forbidden, Elvis “canceled,” and more.
• Recurring Live Prayers: Reverend Charles giving tongue-in-cheek blessings for “offended” listeners or music genres.
• Post-Show Confessional: Behind-the-scenes on Bobbo’s snorting of BC Powder and how it caused both hilarity and complaints with “the programming world.”

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Summary Table of Segments

| Time | Segment | Key Takeaway/Quote | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:47 | Butt hurt as America’s #1 “disease” | “This is the era of the butthurt.” | | 05:01 | Divorce car sale drama | “One of the buyers was literally playing therapist…” | | 11:03 | Listener: Offense at statue removal | “Why are they tearing it down over a bunch of butthurt?” | | 22:52 | Ozzy Ants Story, diversity banter | “Can’t be racist against ants…” | | 24:45 | SATIRE: Car deal negotiation as social battle | “Don’t be a racist against used car dealers…” | | 31:45 | Outrage over banana peel at Ole Miss | Satirizing overreactions to ambiguous events | | 41:43 | Mob-satire solution for online trolls | “Tony just drives the car, but Ice pick… has an ice pick.” | | 53:44 | Cancel everything “Dixie” | “All the butt hurt… with the word Dixie… is not allowed.” | | 80:11 | Reverend Charles’ country music prayer | “You be honky tonky with Jesus… learn to line dance.” | | 85:44 | Monkey selfie copyright law absurdity | “PETA says the monkey owns that photograph.” | | 96:09 | Top 10: Okay things to be butt hurt about | e.g., “People who say coupon … it goes over!” | | 122:54 | Butt hurt over radio/music choices | Kathy: “You just lost a listener” bit | | 137:59 | Monkey selfie redux—philosophical legal debate | “Let’s take the proceeds… improve the living conditions…” | | 155:19+ | Post-show: The BC Powder Snorting Aftermath | Behind the scenes, physical fallout, station complaints |

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Tone and Style

• The show is fast, loose, irreverent, and intentionally provocative, but the crew is self-aware about how far they push their jokes.
• Listeners are part of the bit: sometimes offended, sometimes in on the joke, always potential targets of the show’s humor or affection.
• The hosts balance real car business with social satire that pokes fun at both the “overly offended” and at their own irreverence.

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Recommended Listen

• Fans of car talk, Howard Stern-style radio, and those who enjoy edgy, no-holds-barred satire will love this episode.
• You'll get classic John Clay Wolfe car deals, comic cultural commentary, and more than a few laugh-out-loud moments—even as you roll your eyes at their shamelessness.

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Final Notable Quote

“I'm so misunderstood. I try—I mean, I did this whole volunteer thing. It should have cleaned me up in one big swoop...but I'm still catching grief, and I'm offended about it.”
— John Clay Wolfe, reflecting on doing good while being accused of “butt hurt” (118:35)

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Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

So bravo.

[C]

Your nostrils this morning much better than.

[A]

We'll have to get into that later in the show when the, when the listening audience wakes up a little more. You think, yeah, but we got to do that as you just lost a listener bit.

[D]

What.

[C]

What part of that is worth revisiting?

[A]

Well, the, the revisit is. Is. Is the, the feedback from the fans really.

[D]

That's the feedback? Yeah, it was on video. What's the question?

[A]

Oh, no, I don't know. That's to.

[D]

I wonder if he really did that. Go look at the video.

[A]

Yeah, if you go to the. Our Facebook page, Bobbo did inhale some BC powder and it upset some people and they really. It did.

[D]

It upset some people.

[A]

You know, and that. That has been that disease. That disease has been. Good morning everyone. That disease has been fluent affluent in 2017. You know what the number one disease in the United States of America is in 2017?

[D]

No.

[C]

It's new opioid addiction.

[A]

The butt hurt. Oh, oh, so true.

[D]

Painfully true.

[A]

The butt hurt.

[C]

Who was. Who was offended by that?

[A]

Man, a lot of people have caught the butthurt. No, it is, it is a. You know, you had the bublonic plague back in the whenever 1700s.

[D]

The Black Plague. Yeah, we've had flu, we killed a bunch of people.

[A]

A lot of polio in the 50s.

[E]

Right.

[A]

This is the era of the butthurt.

[D]

That's great.

[A]

And you can catch it.

[D]

And there is no vaccine.

[C]

What are the distinguishing symptoms of the butt hurt?

[A]

Jddfe Butthurt.

[D]

God.

[A]

Turley. Turley. Turley probably knows some people that caught the butthurt in 17, man.

[E]

You know, the butthurt actually came around about 2008. It started. Yeah, yeah. That's when you started first seeing the signs of the butthurt.

[D]

What do you think it was?

[E]

Well, it may had something to do with elections.

[D]

Election. Who got elected back then? I can't think was George W. Yeah.

[E]

George W. Actually, it may actually. You know what I thinking about? It started before that.

[D]

Yeah, it started in 2000.

[E]

It kind of trickled. It was a little light and it started peaking 2008 and I mean now it's just, just. It's a crazy epidemic now.

[A]

Little prep H. You can't even knock it out.

[D]

Offended by anything in the slightest. In the slightest. It needs to be removed or crushed.

[A]

You know what?

[E]

There's probably I. I've seen this study.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Where they're trying to start. The origins of it, where it came from. And it may started with the Janet Jackson incident.

[D]

Right.

[E]

That's where I think it started.

[D]

That's exactly where it turned.

[A]

The butt hurt came right out of her nippy. Yeah, because people think she nursed us into the butthurt.

[D]

He's right. That's when it turned.

[A]

He's got a point.

[D]

That's when it turned.

[A]

Charlie, you're a goddamn genius.

[D]

He is, man.

[A]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

You just lost a list.

[A]

800, 800 radio.

[D]

I don't like using the Lord's name.

[A]

In vain, but he is a genius.

[D]

He is. That's exactly what it turns.

[A]

She hurt?

[D]

That's her. Not even a good one.

[F]

Her.

[A]

What do you call it?

[D]

It's not a briola.

[A]

Yeah. It fed the world.

[D]

Yeah, it does.

[A]

Of the medicine. She. She like. Remember the General's chicken? And I'm gonna get you, sucker. Where everybody ate the General's chicken and they caught. They caught the crazy or whatever it was. They caught the deal. You bet. We all got possessed off of her boob and caught the butt hurt. And it's taken 15 years to spread around the.

[D]

Yeah, it's just the people reacting no matter what. You don't like radio stations, TV stations, they'll stop it. They'll quell it. They'll take it down. They'll.

[A]

I can't believe I even have a job in this era of the butthurt.

[D]

Seriously, a lot of us have wondered.

[A]

Donna, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

Do you have the butt hurt?

[F]

I don't think so.

[C]

Okay, good.

[A]

What are you driving?

[F]

I'm driving a 2015 Buick LaCrosse.

[A]

Alrighty. How many miles?

[F]

7,000.

[A]

What made you go with a Buick? How old are you?

[F]

39.

[A]

Yeah, it's not your grandpa's Buick anymore. Is that the deal?

[F]

But it makes me feel like a grandma. That's why I want to get rid of that.

[A]

Okay, well, 39. Are you a grandma?

[F]

Not yet.

[A]

Okay, 15 lacrosse. What color does it have a sunroof?

[F]

It's red. And no, it doesn't have a sunroof.

[A]

How much?

[F]

It does have leather.

[A]

How much more than 15 grand is it?

[F]

Well, see, I'm confused. I. I put it on your system and it gave me a range. Like, I don't understand. How do I get, like a firm number?

[A]

What was the range?

[F]

The range was 17, 775 to 19. 7 80.

[A]

Okay, so it has more equipment on it than I'm thinking. And that's why we like the VIN numbers. So don't give me. It was. It was 17. It was 17. Five to what? 19? Seven. So 18 to 20 grand is what the range was. All right. And you want to know how much is it exactly? What the system asks is, will. Will you sell it within that range?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, then just hit it right in the middle. Or. I mean, does that do it? 18. 19 grand.

[F]

Yeah, that would do it.

[A]

That does it. That does it. Then go back to that email that you got from our system and right back. Well, my buyers are in there right now and they will. I'm gonna put you on hold and have them. Have them pick you up and wrap it up.

[F]

Okay, that sounds Great.

[A]

Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

Your buyers. You're not the only buyer.

[A]

No, there's. There's. There's 20 more.

[D]

20 people.

[A]

20 more elves. They're elves on the back side of the Give me the VIN bid machine.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

And they.

[D]

They're the ones you'll talk to? Probably.

[A]

Some of them have the butt hurt.

[D]

Do they really?

[A]

Over what?

[F]

Well, my wife drives that bug and.

[C]

She'S only 54 and she's a damn fine woman.

[D]

You don't have to be old. Drive.

[A]

Bu.

[C]

You hurt my butt.

[D]

I walked through that room. There was. There was one of the. One of the buyers.

[A]

You get your butter, I'll take you over to oaklaw and. What? J.D.

[D]

I was just saying, I walked through the room. One of the buyers was literally playing therapist between the. The husband and wife going through a divorce, and they were both on the title and they were like, Ma', am, I'm not your therapist. I'm so sorry, but you know, you're trying to get the information. Just.

[A]

Just charge a couple hundred dollars an hour. I should know. I mean, if we're going to start counseling, we're going to like, deduct from the net proceeds. Yeah, those bastards will sure charge me.

[D]

Yeah, he told me the guy was on film. Well, my wife this. My husband did that.

[C]

Like, stop.

[D]

I just want to buy the car.

[A]

It might be cheaper to keep her, but it's damn sure not cheaper to put her in a vice and therapize it out of her. That's 10G.

[D]

That's 10 at least cheaper to go.

[A]

Check it to a four star resort in Mexico.

[D]

I'm your therapist. Apparently this will probably take five to ten years to work.

[F]

This.

[A]

Were they getting it together? Did they figure it out? They figured it out at the end of the call. Did y' all put the family back together?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

The family didn't go back together, but the car did get bought.

[A]

Why were they. Why were they splitting up? See, I always jump right in the middle, but I want to hear the.

[D]

Meaty story the buyer told me because the wife had cheated and then she had. Had run the kids through it and brought the kids into the bit. And the guy. I heard the guy on the speakerphone, he's carrying the bit. The argument into the dog drug the children through into the. Who owns the car, into the. Just the mess of the divorce. I didn't go into all that.

[A]

But do you remember that caller that morning that said that he went to a hotel room and he found his wife hooking?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

That's pretty cool.

[D]

Yeah. That was unbelievable. What was he doing there?

[A]

No, I think he set her up. Oh, he knew she was hooking under. 800-7-2,3,4. Good morning, Oak. 800, 800 radio. Givemetheven.com it was. It was. It was exciting. Operation Airdrop Florida. We're having a barbecue with that. Operation Barbecue Rescue. I forgot exactly what they're called. They're a big outfit. They've got like 50, 000 members. The people that feed the masses.

[D]

Oh, okay, Gotcha.

[A]

In the disaster areas. So our pilots are flying in all the barbecue today. Really?

[D]

From Texas to Florida?

[A]

Yes. No, no, from. We have a lot more pilots that have joined us.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

In the South. So Georgia, everywhere. Panhandle, Louisiana, Florida. And Operation Airdrops doing the Florida deal. We're delivering tons of meat to this barbecue feed deal today. And it's. It's. Gosh, I gotta look it up. I forgot what city it's. And I'm not there, obviously, but it's not too far from Key West. And after we cook it all. They cook it all and feed it. Then we're gonna load up caravans and go to Key west with it and deliver the finished food. But yeah, the whole Operation Airdrop, the Florida disaster was bad. It was bad, too.

[D]

So is highway. What is it called? 1A. Is that open all the way?

[A]

A 1A.

[D]

A 1A.

[A]

A 1A Detroit Avenue. Is that a Vanilla Ice deal?

[D]

No. Anyway, that's. There's one highway that goes from.

[A]

You gotta. You gotta ask somebody else.

[D]

Key Largo to Key West. Yeah. There's one highway.

[C]

I don't know, right through Boca Chica Key.

[A]

Look at my tan. Do you think I know.

[D]

No, I don't think you know, sugar.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Hello. What you got?

[F]

I got a 1984 Winnebago. I like to donate.

[A]

Oh, cool.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Where do you live?

[F]

Well, the problem is I live in Nebraska.

[A]

Well, bring it on down. Bring us some. Stop by Colorado and grab Babo some skunk bug.

[F]

Oh, come on, John.

[C]

Come on, John. That is a problem.

[A]

Hey, go to. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and click contact John and send me the deal about the Winnebago. And I'll get it. Dan, good morning. Where are you from?

[F]

Hey, I'm calling from Fort Worth, man.

[A]

Okay, what you got?

[F]

Hey, man, I just wanted to appreciate you, man, on that butthurt section, man. As soon as y' all said. I knew exactly what that was right off the top, man.

[A]

I'm a little butt hurt about General Lee's statue getting removed, man.

[F]

Just cry about every little thing and all. I want it down. Cry about this, cry about that. I want it removed.

[A]

I never even noticed. I never even knew it was there. I'm 45 years old and I never knew it was there. I know there was a place called Lee Park. I knew nothing. But now that I'm looking at this thing and seeing it, I'm like, God, that's good looking. That's cool. Why are they tearing it down over a bunch of butthurt?

[F]

Same here. I had no idea even there until they started complaining about it, man. I wanted to go see before they tore it down. Now it's too late now.

[A]

Now, look, Dan, you and I caught the butt hurt. I mean, it just. It won't stop spreading.

[D]

You caught it. What are the symptoms? I don't want to go into it.

[C]

People our age thought it was a statue of Charlie Sheen from Young Guns.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Who's that? Robert E. Who?

[A]

Lonesome Dove. It was Gus. Gus when he was on a bender.

[C]

Woodrow.

[D]

So they said they spent, what, $300,000 to tear that down?

[A]

Did they realize?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How do you spend that kind of money?

[D]

Because you're the city of Dallas and you pay an ridiculous even. It got so bad, the trucks that went out there, they had to cover their license plate so people wouldn't call.

[A]

You know, in New Orleans, they pulled down some Confederate stat.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

They're going down there in Baton Rouge. And I would think that there would be this one caught. I mean, I wasn't in South Louisiana when that happened. I saw it on the news, but it seemed like this One was as racy as any of them in Dallas. Where in south Louisiana. You'd figure there might have been like a bombing or a war or another civil war. It didn't. It didn't seem like it was that big of a deal. But we weren't there. 983 listeners let me know, I'd be interested. Was it that big of a deal? Was. Did the news cover it well for us idiot Texanites or did it just kind of fly. Fly through and nobody said anything?

[D]

That's. It's just to the point now we're. Who cares?

[A]

Southwest rebels, take them all down, they're gone. Take down north Richland Hill rebels. They're gone.

[D]

Confederates take it down, they're gone. Duke's a hazard. Can't play anymore.

[A]

Is that true?

[D]

There are TV stations that are taking it off? Yes.

[A]

Stop it. Shut up.

[D]

I swear.

[A]

You shut your face. Google it, you pig.

[D]

Google it. Google it.

[A]

Duke's a hazard. Alpha Air.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

And the Cosby show too, man.

[D]

Is there. Oh well, yeah.

[A]

Why is the Cosby show up?

[C]

Oh, really? No.

[A]

Because he's black?

[C]

No.

[A]

Why?

[D]

Because of his dating behavior?

[A]

What's that have to do with the television program?

[D]

Because people don't want to. People don't want to be reminded.

[A]

Reminded of what?

[D]

That he's had been. I don't know. I'm out. I'm out. I don't. I don't know. I don't. I don't want to meet somebody that's butt hurt.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. What do you got?

[F]

Hey, how's it going?

[A]

Good, good. You're on the air.

[F]

20002014 GMC 2500 HD diesel diesel, four wheel SLT. SLT, four wheel drive. No nav, no sunroof.

[A]

How many miles? 68, 000 right there on, you know, I don't know. Is it long? Better short.

[F]

That's the standard bed.

[A]

Is it? It's a SLT. So it's leather. Is it 30, 30, 30, 30, 38 GS?

[F]

Yeah, sounds about right.

[A]

Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up and tell them what we said on the radio. I'll get it. But where are you?

[F]

I'm in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[A]

How big of a deal was it when they tore down the Confederate. Confederate statues down there?

[F]

New Orleans caught a lot of flak. There was a lot of, you know, little inner battles there. You had people trying to guard them and doing other things. It wasn't really. What? It wasn't too pretty. Under the scenes down there in New Orleans Bat.

[A]

Have you made it through 2017 without contracting the butt hurt yet?

[F]

I had it once or twice, but I mean, hey, you know, you learn to get over it.

[A]

My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back in a minute.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website gimmetheven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

And we're back. Pound cake. Van Halen ou812 or 5150? Quick. Quid quo pro clarice ou812. I think you're right. I think you're. 5100 was the first one.

[C]

Yeah, with Hagar and.

[A]

I think that was on there. I need a. I need a spell. I need a lifeline. Somebody look that up. Pound cake. I'm going to go with 5150. Bobo. We'll see who's right. And whoever's right can. Can pass on.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

A case of the butt hurt to the other one. Danny. Good morning. Be the ball, Danny. Be the ball.

[D]

Be the ball.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning. You ever get high, Danny?

[F]

I have a 13 GMC Yukon. 70,000 miles.

[A]

Congratulations.

[F]

Yeah, thanks.

[A]

What are you doing? Going through a divorce or something? You need to get rid of it.

[F]

You never know, man. You never know. Hopefully she's not looking.

[A]

What's your girlfriend driving? Cadillac.

[F]

Well, of course she's got to drive.

[A]

A better ride, you know, Cadillac and apartment. Isn't that what they say in the mob movies?

[C]

Bad.

[A]

You bad. 13 Yukon SLT. Does it have sunroof navigation?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

It's got roof?

[F]

No nav.

[A]

Short one or long 20 inch wheels?

[F]

It's a short. I do have a Carmax offer.

[C]

Oh, you have a recording device in the dash there, officer.

[A]

It's a 13 with 70. A 13 with 70. No nav. What with roof. It's a shorty. It's two wheel drive. It's got the good wheels. It's a 13 old body style with 70 CarMax gave. I know them so well. They pay 25 and I'll give 27. Tell me how close I am.

[D]

Man.

[F]

You're all over it. Let's do it.

[E]

He doesn't want to say.

[F]

How do you know that? How do you know that?

[A]

How do I. Listen, brother man, Jesus couldn't walk on water. He just knew where the rocks were. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Just load it. You just load it. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up and we'll get it bought. He's not gonna tell us what his offer was. Beat him so bad. That's fine. Drew, a 15 Mustang with 5,000 miles. Is it GT or LX or. I mean six cylinder, eight cylinder.

[F]

It. It's the V8 GT.

[A]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[F]

Leather Ricaro seats.

[A]

Oh, good. It's not a Shelby. No, it's not a Shelby. Okay. And what color?

[F]

It's white.

[A]

What color are the seats?

[F]

Black.

[A]

In which size wheel?

[F]

19.

[A]

Okay. And it's a sticker. Matt attic.

[F]

It's a stick.

[A]

So it's a premium?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

All right. It's a 15 GT premium with 5, 000 white black Recaros, good wheels and a stick. And it's 27, 000 bucks.

[F]

27?

[A]

Yep.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[A]

What. What's. What's. Oh, about. I. I can't give y' all what you paid for them. Damn, boy. What the hell?

[E]

Where are you?

[A]

Where you live?

[F]

Houston.

[A]

All right. It didn't flood, did it?

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay. What's it take to buy it?

[F]

28.

[A]

5. That's too much. Ah, it might not be. Hang on.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[A]

Yeah, I like those miles. I just hung up. Hey, listener from Houston with the Mustang. Go to givemethevin.com. put on there text 28. 5. John said 27 on the radio. Video takes 28.5. I might buy it. I'm in a weird mood. We're trying to. I've got a lot of cars to buy. Hey, good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? What do you want? What do you need?

[F]

I've got 2002 Toyota Camry on.

[A]

Philip, how many miles on the.

[F]

It's got a new motor, so it's only got like 15.

[A]

On how many miles on the car?

[F]

183.

[A]

The good news is, Philip, is you still have my. Your car and I still have my money. I'm thinking about it. Go to the website and load it up. It's a $500. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a jump shot. It's not. It's a three pointer dog, but it's, it's. It's curry from the line.

[D]

Takes you money just to move them.

[A]

It just, it just, it just is what it is. Yeah, it's just a beater. It's like a. It's in a. See, I was going to say something that would cause butt hurt a lot.

[C]

Really, but I like to feed away.

[A]

I was gonna say it was like a imported fiance on a visa that's hooked up with a mean old man. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

John Wolf makes the fade away jumper.

[D]

Fade away jumper.

[A]

That's Dirk, everybody. Good morning, Dirk.

[C]

Like, what's your feed with jumper Dirk?

[A]

I was wondering if you would, you know, know. Pudge Rodriguez was a spokesman for another car company, a car buying service, and he was so terrible that they, they. I think they put themselves out of business.

[C]

Nice. Nice man. You kind of talk.

[A]

But I believe his message was confusing their brand. And I was wondering. But I liked what they were trying to do and I was wondering if you would like to be our spokesman. Dirt and Wind.

[C]

I've done for you previously.

[A]

You have tip you would help us?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

I don't know how much better it's gonna be.

[A]

Are we out of time, Turley? Okay, Dirk, here. Here's your big tryout. We've got to go to commercial. Break in. Musical interlude. Okay, So I want you to take us out.

[C]

If everyone would like to be champion, give me with vin and don't play wolf. Only got evil. Go back later. We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't, check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[C]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Radio now. John Clay Wolf, won't you listen?

[A]

Did Ozzy snort ants at the Alamo?

[D]

No, I never heard over that one.

[C]

No.

[D]

Supposedly, Pete on the Alamo. Yeah, supposedly. That didn't happen.

[A]

I really think Ozzy snorted ants. Look that up. Bob, do you have your or. J.D.

[C]

You'Re our recorder reporter.

[A]

You're our news investigator.

[D]

I'm gonna say that's borderline butthurt for a lot of people. Ants. First of all, they're very nice and they're hard of.

[A]

They never hurt anybody.

[D]

No, they never hurt anybody.

[A]

Well, they did. They sting, like, sometimes.

[D]

Well, but that's not the point.

[A]

It matters what kind of ants they are, but you can't be racist against ants because just because there's a bad ant doesn't mean that they're all bad.

[D]

They're all bad. They're not. There's lots of good ants.

[A]

No.

[D]

And they're so small. You're huge. You've attacked these ants. They wouldn't be biting you if you were bothering their home.

[C]

November of 1984, while on tour with Motley Crue, Ozzy asked Nikki Sixx for a line of cocaine. Hearing that Nikki had none, he marks a line of ants.

[A]

Can you do it in the Wallace.

[C]

Edward voice brandishing straw.

[A]

Can you do it in Wallace? Ed, can you start over and do it as Wallace Edwards? I love it.

[C]

In no. 1984, while on tour with Motley Crue, Ozzy Osbourne asked Nikki Sixx for a line of cocaine. But hearing that Nikki had no cocaine at the time, Ozzy then marched toward a line of ants brandishing a straw and snorted the hapless creatures up his nose.

[A]

And then you've got to finish off.

[C]

And he got really high on the ants.

[A]

That's not how you finish off. You like it. Then next week. And anyway, Joe, 13 Tacoma with 30, 000 miles, four wheel drive, crew cab navigation. What color? Silver SR5.

[F]

SR5?

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Is it 20? 20, 20, 20, 20, 20-22 grand. Does that sound right?

[F]

22. Okay. Yeah, that's. That's pretty south. Got an old man driving with 30,000 miles. Miles.

[A]

How old are you?

[F]

No, not Me, it's for my father in law.

[A]

He's.

[F]

He turned 79 yesterday and I was like, yeah, you gotta stop driving, dad, don't.

[A]

They don't. These things cost 28000 new back in 13.

[F]

No, no, 2013. He got 30. 34. I didn't negotiate it though. But. But yeah, it was 34 then.

[C]

And what's.

[A]

What, what were you expecting me to say when you called this?

[F]

One warning between 25 and 27.5.

[A]

Okay, so. Well, 25 buy.

[F]

I think I'll have the wage. What's that?

[A]

Well, 25 buy it.

[F]

27 would buy it.

[A]

Okay, but 25 won't. Yeah, I won't. 25. 25 sounds good. I'm not even there yet. I'm just looking it up My thing. 25 is a nice number. Don't be a racist.

[E]

It's 25.

[A]

Don't be a racist against use car dealers.

[D]

What's the matter with you, man?

[F]

No, I'm just. I'm racing against ants. Though I do have to admit, the red ones especially.

[D]

Dude, really.

[A]

I mean you're getting me all butt hurt because you didn't take my offer. I'll give 25.

[F]

Sensitive guy.

[A]

What if we met in the middle and did 25723.

[F]

What if we did 27 five.

[A]

23, that's too much money. That cuts me out. That leaves me no room for advancement. I can. I can't pay my bills, all my kids will starve and die and then we will all be butt hurt towards you.

[F]

No pet ants, no nothing.

[A]

I know, I'll give 26 grand. So if you want a quick deal, a check in hand, no butt hurt, no dead ants, go to. Give me the VIN dot com.

[E]

God, weird promo.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Andy in Nebraska.

[F]

Oh my God, you cracked me up. You know, hey, yeah, I mean I got. I came down with the case of bad hurt not too long ago. Is there a prescription I can get from my doctor?

[A]

Doxydan or Preparation H? Those are good over the counter drugs. 800-800-7234. Steve, where you calling from?

[F]

Haslet.

[A]

Haslet, Texas. Up by. Up by the. Up by the junkyard. The junkyard? What's that thing called, the junkyard? You know that the big pound where they have the salvage off auction? Copart. Oh, that's up.

[F]

No, that's. I'm south of there quite a bit, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You can get the rub off effect. You know how many Salvage title cars. Right?

[F]

That's one. Yeah, that's it. That's it.

[A]

14 Toyota Prius with 19, 000 miles. You don't sound like the kind of guy who would drive a Prius. Does this belong to an in law?

[F]

It's a lady friend of mine and we were just talking about this morning. I said, well, I'll call him and I'll see what. What's happening because she's said it's the perfect time to get rid of it.

[A]

That was what my guess from your voice and where you're located. Does this belong to a alternative lifestyle co worker or. Or a female friend? Does it have leather roof?

[F]

No, it does not. It's standard model.

[A]

J.D. don't be racist. Against electric cars to be.

[D]

But really, I think it's white people to drive.

[A]

I think it's.

[E]

No.

[A]

Yes it is. No, no.

[D]

Stuck up white people.

[A]

No, not stuck up white people. No, no, no.

[C]

See though.

[A]

But yeah, I think it's. I don't know. Is it 10 grand? Does that sound right?

[D]

You ain't ever gonna see a brother.

[F]

How much?

[A]

10 GS.

[C]

10?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, just tell her to load it into the website. Hey, if we're gonna talk to girls and like give more money because they're pretty, it sure as hell ain't gonna be because you're calling for them. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh my God. This guy's got it backwards. He goes to bed hungry and sits down at the dinner table with a, with a, with morning glory, morning glory, bass ackwards.

[D]

Very nice.

[A]

Get it, Bob.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[D]

Dangerously close to butthurt.

[A]

Y', all, y', all, y', all, y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

Cowboy, take me away. Do something.

[D]

Well, let's see here. Martin Shkreli jailed after a Facebook post on Hillary Clinton. Federal judge on Wednesday orders the former pharmaceutical executive. This is the guy that ran up the. Was it the AIDS virus cure or whatever the cure supposedly he had?

[A]

The.

[D]

He ran this pharmaceutical company, decided to charge obscene amounts.

[A]

Oh, did he get put in jail?

[D]

Yep. He said, basically he said on HRC's book tour, try to grab a hair from her. I will pay $5,000 per hair obtained by Hillary Clinton. So they, they.

[A]

You just confused the hell out of me and I'm sitting three feet from you.

[D]

How is that hard to understand?

[A]

So the guy from the pharmaceutical company.

[D]

Bounty on Hillary's hair.

[A]

Okay, okay. I, I thought you said he got jailed.

[D]

He did get jailed for doing this.

[A]

Oh, I thought. Okay. I thought he finally got jailed for what he did on overcharging.

[D]

I was just trying to explain who.

[A]

He got jailed for. Putting a bounty on stealing a hair of Hillary.

[D]

Hillary Clinton? Yes.

[A]

That's illegal, apparently.

[D]

Putting a bounty. A bounty on a.

[A]

Yes, on a hair.

[D]

On a hair. Somebody like Hillary.

[A]

He wanted it. He was willing to pay for it.

[D]

$5,000 a hair.

[A]

How many hairs did he get?

[D]

Enough. I don't think he had any.

[A]

Did he pay Who?

[D]

Reach out and grab her hair? Really?

[A]

I would for 5,000. No.

[D]

Anyway, he's in jail over that. Faces a sentence of up to 20 years in prison. He did.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. Since DJ Prek can't answer the calls. Oh, man. Oh, now he's got the hurt. Hi. What have you got?

[F]

2015 Ford F250 Platinum.

[A]

Diesel. Diesel. Sunroof?

[F]

No, sir.

[A]

Long bed, Short bed?

[F]

Short bed, four wheel drive.

[A]

What color?

[D]

White.

[F]

Tricote White.

[A]

White. How many miles? 70. What?

[F]

62 taverns.

[A]

Pretty close. I don't know. 38 grand. 40 grand? No, no, it's got 60. Dude, it ain't got 20. She's. I know. If we're gonna put this in the woman's years, right? This getting this new hot thing. You got this new pretty thing you're dating. She told you she was 34, but she's really 58.

[D]

Yikes.

[A]

But she looks good.

[D]

Yeah, for 58.

[A]

So I'm 30. She got. This one's got 62 on it. What's it take to buy.

[F]

You're cutting out.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

45.

[A]

Oh, I got the butt hurt. I had to hang up.

[D]

You can tell he's just reaching 110,000.

[A]

Maybe 40, maybe 40. Maybe 40. If 40 will buy it, go to givemetheven.com. it's got 60 on it.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

It doesn't have a sunroof. And that makes a difference.

[D]

You talk about butthurt, Jerry.

[A]

09 accord with 55,000 miles is two door, four door, four door, six or six or four cylinder, four cylinder. Five, six, seven. Five, six. Seven grand. Five, six, six grand.

[D]

Don't know.

[F]

I never thought about it.

[A]

Go to givethevin.com and think about it.

[D]

Yes, Jamie, you're talking about getting butt hurt. This happened this week. Now be ready on the delay and to turn my mic off because I don't want to offend anybody. This is a real news story. A Greek life retreat scheduled to take place at the University of Mississippi campus was Cut short. This actually happened about 10 days ago after a banana peel was found hanging in a tree. One of the. One of the students noticed it and said, hey, that is. Well, it's because the monkey leave it. The fraternity was there, Alpha Kappa Alpha. One of the presidents saw it up there and they. And they. As a result, they canceled the event. No, this is a real story. True story. And then they found. Found the student that actually, I couldn't find a trash can, so I threw it in the tree. Threw it in the tree. And they canceled this Greek life retreat.

[A]

Did they have counseling sessions afterwards for everyone?

[D]

Sure. They put every. And I'm sure they gave him a week off with crayons.

[C]

Why did they cancel the event?

[D]

Well, because Alpha Kappa Alpha was having the event right there. And that's a very well known African American fraternity. So there they thought there was some tie in. Somebody was trying to make a statement. Somebody's trying to put, you know, put a banana peel in the tree.

[A]

Have you ever thrown a banana out the window, Bubba? The lady I worked with this morning.

[C]

Throws him out the back door.

[A]

But I threw it at a white guy's lawn. I know him. He's my neighbor. I really don't like him. So I was like, ah, screw him. And I threw the banana peel at his lawn. You know, he wasn't up yet. He's a white guy, but he lives next door to a black guy.

[D]

See, it's gonna be a protest when you get home.

[C]

How is that a statement of any kind? A banana peel?

[D]

I don't know. That's the whole ridiculous point of this. It's gotten to the point where somebody throws a banana peel in a tree.

[A]

Hey, what? Ridiculous. There's a listener in Houston, Texas, that since the day we started on the big station in Houston, he has, like, been trying to get us in trouble. Why? And he's bored.

[D]

No life.

[A]

He could be, but. But I looked him up. He's an alternative lifestyle fellow. So I said something, day one, that tripped his trigger, okay? And he just can't stop. And I find him on little troll creases online, okay? Trying to start stuff. Stuff.

[D]

What in the world?

[A]

I went and backtracked this guy. I actually hired a private investigator and I backtracked this guy. And he's a fired police officer from Corpus Christi.

[D]

Really?

[A]

So I took some data and I sent it to him. I said, Listen, Mr. Sweetie Pop, here's what I got on you.

[D]

Look how that turned, right?

[A]

Oh, the one turned and he just completely retracted and took down the post. I said the next time I see this stuff, I'm going to start. Start talking about you.

[D]

Right. And we can.

[A]

And, and what he was, what he was, what he was released from the police force from was damn sure not falsifying tickets. Oh really? Damn sure wasn't dwi and it damn sure wasn't some of the normal stuff. Yeah, it was pretty heavy duty.

[D]

Pretty bad.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

So. And, but, but he just can't stop. So he keeps poking and he keeps trying to go through different channels to get to me.

[D]

To get to you.

[A]

So I don't know what I need to do with him.

[D]

Just cuz you stirred him up at some point.

[A]

Day one. Okay, Day one.

[D]

So he's major butthurt.

[A]

Remember that movie talk Radio where the guy got killed at the end?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe that's me. Maybe we're all gonna get shot when we get out of here.

[D]

The good news is one of us carries several weapons and it ain't you.

[A]

Bobo. Are you crying?

[C]

Maybe a little bit.

[D]

A little bit.

[C]

He's a little thick as man.

[A]

Rush. Rush. Rush Limbo. I see you there. I see you there. We've only got seconds left. I. I do want to talk to you today, Rush. I miss you, Rush.

[C]

Well, all right. Thanks very much. John, Good morning.

[A]

Do you mind taking us out to. To the next segment?

[C]

If you, if you look, if you know what's good for you, you'll stick around for more of the John Clay Wolf Show. It's coming next here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[A]

I long to see the morning light color in your face so dreamily. So don't you go and say goodbye. You can lay your worries down and stay with me.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Lisa Umbarger from the Toadies is going to get us some artwork from the Toadies back in the day to hang the studio.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

I had a painting made of. You'll see it in a couple weeks. That highway to Hell album. Oh yeah. A buddy of mine has a Peruvian painter that works for under American rates. Is that a nice way to say yes?

[C]

Very nice.

[D]

No one's offended.

[A]

Helped him and he does magic with like artwork and I told him to make this. I'll actually, I'll put it up on the Facebook page. It's cool as hell if you like ACDC in that album cover. But it, but it. I can't even explain it. I'd like your input. Actually Baba, I'm reaching out to you.

[C]

I love that.

[A]

Okay. Carl. 07 BMW 750. Is it the long one or the short one?

[F]

I would say it's the long one.

[A]

Is it a liquid widowed?

[F]

Well, it says 750i. It's a. It's a widowed lady friend. So I'm kind of just okay helping her sell the thing.

[A]

So is she your age or older or younger?

[F]

I'd say ten years older.

[A]

Okay. Fixing the call. Foul play. But now, now I know you're being Vol. You're volunteering your time.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's very nice. 6500. So 6500. So grand.

[E]

It's a I.

[A]

So it's not the. The Li is the long body, the eyes, the short body and 6507 grand depending. And that's the old. Yeah, old body stuff. Go to givemetheven.com and it'll. My system at Give me the VIN will actually throw you a thousand dollar range right there based off the VIN number and the carfax information. And we can. Where do you live?

[F]

Sugar Land.

[A]

Sugarland. Yeah, we can come pick it up. Cool. Would love to help her.

[F]

Great.

[A]

Thanks.

[F]

All right, great.

[A]

800-800-7234. If you're volunteered your time, J.D.

[D]

Absolutely. Many, many, many times. Walk dogs, Bait dogs for Operation Kindness as well as Paws in the city. How about you?

[A]

I did a lot less. I'm. I'm doing my whole thing right now for life.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We're in Florida today. Operation Airdrop. I just looked at the tall Tallahassee front page of the Tallahassee paper. Operation Airdrops on the front page.

[E]

Explain what that is. For the new listeners.

[A]

We put together a charity for Hurricane Harvey three weeks ago, maybe it was two weeks ago. Wasn't that long ago. It happened so fast. Cajun Navy concept was like why don't we do it for airplanes? Because I'm a pilot. And we did and it worked. And we moved £350,000 worth of stuff to the coast.

[D]

Still unbelievable that it happened.

[A]

So 500 flights and then here comes Irma and now we're doing it in Florida. You can go to operationairdrop.com and read about it. Donate to it. There's a donate now button. And that helps pay just operating costs. Yeah, because we're spending a lot of money. Hell, I spent a ton on just the website in the back end. But yeah, it just takes money to keep it rolling. I mean that's why I didn't put gold $100,000, but gold. $10,000.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

We've got $8,000 worth of donations.

[D]

Really?

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, that's great.

[A]

Sure, that helps. It helps, but we're keeping these planes there and keep the stuff moving. And then we're flying planes to Key west today because the keys were hit hard.

[D]

Yes, they were. You can't even get down some of the keys because the highway.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of diverse crowds in Southern Florida, it's time for that zany game show.

[D]

Really?

[A]

White, Black, Latino.

[C]

Favorite game.

[D]

I love this show.

[A]

All right.

[D]

How much fun.

[A]

If your boy ain't coming, we'll have to do it himself.

[D]

I don't think you heard it.

[A]

Hold on. He's there.

[E]

You there, dj.

[A]

He's like all that bang on the. Bang on the glass. There he is. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

What's going on, y'?

[A]

All?

[D]

Sounds like you're calling in from Cleveland.

[A]

Straight in from Cleveland. All right, dj, Take it away, cowboy. Take me away.

[E]

Yes, your boy DJ Pre K back with another installment of the world's favorite game show, Black, White, Latino or other, where I got a crime story. And y' all just tell me if the person is. What race the person is. So today I got a California man who was wandering around the park, you know, late at night. And the cops roll up on him and say he was acting all funny and all this.

[A]

And so he.

[E]

The officers arrest him and he starts to urinate on one of the deputies legs during the encounter. And they eventually found some. Some meth on them, of course, and all this stuff. So, you know, hope that's not giving away.

[A]

But what is he?

[E]

Black, white, Latino or other?

[D]

Hope that didn't give it away.

[A]

I'm gonna go with the giveaway answer. White?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Caucasian?

[A]

Yeah. No one but methy cop, park skitsy, trailer parky crackhead. I'm gonna go white.

[C]

Just walking around the park.

[A]

I'll double down with 100 on top of the white if anybody wants to bet.

[D]

No, I'm out.

[A]

No, I just.

[E]

He didn't even have to say the meth part. It was a white person.

[A]

Who else? Peace.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Come on.

[A]

Really? In the park? Yeah. They're so. They're so. What's the word when you're entitled? Yeah, go ahead, Deej.

[F]

All right.

[E]

Yeah. I gave y' all an easy one today. It was Stephen Holly, 55. A white man. A crazy looking white man by 55.

[A]

Thank you for calling. Give me the vin. You're on the air.

[F]

Good Morning. I have a solution to your individual from what were the previous policeman.

[A]

Yes, the one that got disbanded. Disbanded from the police force. And decides that he wants to poke at me all the time. Yeah.

[F]

Yes, I have a solution, but I can't give it to you on the air.

[A]

Well, then email it to me. I. I'm all ears. Just go to John Clay Wolf show. Or John. Or give me the vin or any of our websites. There's a email John on all of them. I'd love to hear it. 800. 800-7234. 800.

[E]

Very sketchy.

[A]

800.

[C]

I got a pretty good solution for this muck myself. Oh, yeah?

[A]

Do you have any violin music, Turley? It does. It does sound sketchy.

[C]

This is the thing you get out of the world. And this is. This is the entertainment business, right? It's not entertainment, friends. It's the entertainment business. Right? And you can't have this mud down a huge. Houston.

[A]

Houston.

[C]

Messing with your reputation. You're trying to run a business.

[D]

So what would you do?

[C]

Am I right?

[D]

What would you do?

[C]

Tell you what I do.

[D]

What would you do?

[C]

I got a couple of guys. I get a Stevie the ice Pick.

[D]

Stevie the Ice Pick.

[C]

Two seal.

[A]

Tony the ice Pick. We jump Steel toed Susie.

[C]

We get in Tony's 1979. Brougham. Brougham Drive down to Houston.

[H]

Oh.

[C]

Take this guy for a little drive down. Down maybe Bayside City.

[A]

Okay. Like. Like a scene out of Grand Theft auto down by the port.

[C]

You'd be surprised. There's a lot of friends of ours. Bayside City.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You know what I'm talking about?

[A]

Is there even a place called Bayside City? I think sounds like a bad song.

[C]

I think you know what I'm talking about.

[A]

Yeah, I do.

[C]

I think this guy Tony. Tony just drives the car, but Ice pick.

[D]

Ice pick.

[C]

He actually has an ice pick.

[D]

Oh, of course he does. I got the name.

[C]

Matter of fact, he's got a collection. He opens his jacket. Jacket. And it's like a bunch of open end wrenches.

[A]

Like a watch salesman.

[C]

Like, he's got a Stanley toolkit of ice pick. He's got a 12 inch. Well, he's got a 4 inch. Sure. And everything in between. Some are sharp.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Some are cave down the end. Like to pull somebody by the nose.

[D]

Never know what kind of ice you're gonna encounter.

[C]

This much. You'll never know what hit him. And we take and put them in the Gulf of Mexico.

[A]

What?

[C]

See how he. See how he swims with his eyeballs poked Out. That's hotter than that.

[A]

Thank you, Tony Soprano. Thank you for the bad advice. Let me know. 800-723-4800. Radio Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

What's up?

[A]

Work. This is hard work. Can't you tell this is serious?

[F]

Yeah. I mean, at least it sounds like y' all are having fun.

[A]

What you got? Got.

[F]

2017 GMC Sierra. 2500 SLT Z71. Four wheel drive, 1402 miles.

[A]

Diesel or gas?

[F]

Diesel. I just bought it. I. I'm just. I'm. I'm not so sure. I need so much truck.

[A]

Well, what. I mean, I. I've got to check the rebates on this thing because they're. They had to fix the next new market. 55 off the top of my head. 55. 55 off the top of my head. But I need to look. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 55, 57, 58. I need. It's all about. So he's got a 17 next to New car. Thousand miles on it. It's all about what the new ones cost. With the rebates out, everything's tripped out. When I look at a current year model, I take invoice minus hold back, minus rebates, minus 3,000. So triple. Triple, Triple. Net dealer cost.

[D]

Okay. So you actually get the number that.

[A]

Costs them minus three grand. Why the three grand? Because people want a discount for buying a used car. Oh, okay. And these dealers will whore them out anyway. They'll sell. If you negotiate hard enough. They'll sell their cars for cost or 100 over. 200 over. But so real call. And like, Porsche has 30 markup. See, take the $200,000 sticker.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And figure 60 grand. Minus 60 grand is dealer cost. And then work from there to making.

[D]

60 grand per car.

[A]

Well, they don't always sell them for sticker, but they make. They've got a little bit markup. Porsche's got a little markup. Rolls has a little markup. Bentley has a little markup. Hey, do you know what it cost to fix the Bentley that they. We had the $85,000 repair order on for the radio? $300? Yeah, Daddy, 300.

[D]

Wouldn't you love to go back to the guy that gave you that quote.

[A]

And go, Dude, $300.

[D]

Explain yourself.

[A]

I did.

[D]

Oh, did you?

[A]

You found him? Oh, I found them.

[D]

That's amazing. I found them. You actually talked to the guy Guy. What he's saying?

[A]

It's a long story.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I Had to bring Tony the ice picked. Tony with me.

[D]

Ice pick.

[A]

Tony had to go with you. 800-800-7234. We don't need him back yet. He's. He's too tough. He's too tough.

[D]

Michael's ready. That's what kills me. He was just really ready.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. If you would like to call into the show and get your car. Do we still have Pink Gators Rap and Doug Elmore, Whatever's rap. These guys that wrote songs for us. I would like to play the Pink Gator song at some time today.

[E]

I'll look it up.

[A]

J.D. what have you got?

[D]

We have different headlines today. Some are real. This is this. You get to decide. And we'll address this story later. Lawsuits settled over rights to Monkeys Selfie photo. We'll talk about that later. And is this one real or not? A lot of people saw the movie It. Have you seen it yet, John? No, the movie. Okay. It is creepy. I mean it's beyond creepy really. It's one of those things you. You don't know whether laugh, cry or just be scared. Woman dies in cinema watching the it remake. She died in New York. That's the question. Is this a real story or is this not? It was in Syracuse, New York.

[A]

Where'd it go? Sure, she's better now.

[D]

41 year old woman.

[A]

41. I mean, heart attacks. She was going anyway.

[D]

What do we think?

[A]

I'm 45. I'm gonna die in a minute. Not from the bucket hurt.

[C]

If he died, it's probably from a bad hot dog.

[A]

If I die, I want you to put on my tombstone. He loved life. Unfortunately, he died of the butt hurt.

[D]

The butt hurt. Cause of death but hurt. This story is not true. But it really stunt. It could have happened.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you see the guy that was actually tying red balloons to.

[A]

To a great manhole covers.

[C]

Manhole covers.

[A]

I don't know if you can call them manhole covers anymore. You might need to call them covers. They're not women. Whole covers would too. Politically Incorrect person.

[D]

Whole covers person. Can you say whole?

[A]

Let's just say whole covers.

[D]

Just covers.

[A]

Just covers. Street covers. Pull up the covers, honey.

[C]

Street hole covers.

[A]

There's street hole covers.

[D]

A couple situations where guys dressed up like clowns went in and sat in the movie theater early before everybody got in there with a red balloon. Just to freak people out.

[A]

We need to rename everything.

[C]

That's such a great movie. That's the best horror film in years.

[D]

Years really is funny. I laugh when the. When the clown comes at you because he does that shaky thing.

[C]

The little kid that wears glasses. Little foul mouth. Great smart ass.

[D]

Any little nasty, nasty mouth. Boy, it is fun, fun film. If you haven't seen yet, go see it it this weekend. This one is unfortunately true. I'll go ahead and tell you. A security guard accidentally shoots himself, then invents an image. Imaginary black man to blame it on. He is in a lot of trouble. University security officer facing charges that he just mad made it up. Brent Patrick Ayers shot himself in the shoulder. He was playing with his gun and he didn't want to tell everybody he was so stupid. Then he shot himself in this. So he makes up the story. This has happened more than once. But the fact that, you know, he tells them it's a guy with a short afro and black, black jeans. So anyway, so he's in the last.

[A]

You know, with all this Confederate talk. What about the Dixie Chicks?

[D]

Oh, they should change their name.

[E]

I think they're no longer together, so they don't have to worry about it.

[D]

Yeah, but radio stations shouldn't play their songs.

[A]

Redneck racist.

[D]

Suck Redneck races.

[C]

I don't know if that's accurate or not.

[A]

Well, Dixie Chicks Dixie won't work, dude.

[E]

No, I think they would probably want to change their name because they're absolutely. Well, just because of how they're politically made.

[D]

Really is the only one. The lead singer is really the only one with issues.

[A]

The Dixie Chicks. That's gotta go.

[D]

It's gotta go.

[A]

Is there are these statues of the Dixie Chicks up in any public parks? No, they must be removed.

[D]

So what would you call them again?

[A]

What would you name them if they had Redneck racist. Okay, here's 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[C]

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[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

What are we going to do now?

[D]

How long do we have?

[A]

It's college football Saturday. Hey, Samantha.

[F]

Saturday, yes.

[A]

What's up, man?

[F]

Long lunch.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Behind her.

[A]

Where's that? Is that Houston?

[F]

No, it's just north. It's in between toddler and the woodland.

[A]

This old van, man, it really ain't me. And no. 1. Pontiac Montana with a buck. With a buck 40. It's like that Johnny Cash song, It ain't me, babe. No, no, no, it ain't me.

[F]

Wanting something for yourself?

[A]

Well, I just want them a little shinier than that, you know, I want. I want about two grand and two grand to the moon is what we buy. But this one's a Craig Lister. This one's like the 800 come and get it package.

[F]

Really? With that many miles on it?

[A]

That's a.

[F]

That's pretty good, right?

[A]

She's like, that's pretty good. I'm not offering. I'm just telling you how to sell it. Hey, we got. We got to go to this damn back to break. We only have a minute right here. Give me some real cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com we buy the good stuff high.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[C]

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[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[A]

I said I want to touch the earth. Charlie, we can't play this.

[D]

Why? No It's a great song.

[A]

It's a Dixie chick. All the butt hurt. I've been going through butt hurt symptoms. Anything with the word Dixie in it is not allowed.

[D]

How about Dixie cups? We can't do those anymore.

[A]

Dixie cups out the door. Solo. In solo. Stock goes up. Dixie's out.

[D]

Dixie straws are the little sugar.

[A]

Dixie straws. This is sound.

[D]

What's this one?

[A]

Oh, I wish I was this Elvis. He's out. He's dead. He's dead to me. Elvis is dead to me. Oh, this is. Listen to him.

[D]

Listen to.

[A]

Listen to what he's saying. It's insane.

[C]

Look away.

[A]

Look away.

[C]

Look away.

[A]

Dixie.

[C]

Nah, he's dead.

[A]

He's gone. His career is over.

[D]

Over. You did it. You ended the career.

[A]

All the. Of the King Dixie Chicks and Elvis Presley. Yes. In Alabama, too. Any statues of them in public places? Alabama. They gotta go. Dixieland delight.

[D]

Oh, Dixieland delight.

[A]

Dude, I'm getting into this butthurt thing. You are very butthurt here. Taking it seriously. I'm going on their side.

[D]

You're enjoying it a little too much.

[A]

I'm not enjoying it. I'm serious. I'm passionate about these, but get rid of it all.

[C]

Luckily, by the middle of 2017, the Dixie Chicks had decided to change the name of the band to the Dachshund Chicks.

[A]

That sucked. Baba. Robin, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

All right, all right, all right, all.

[A]

Right, all right, all right, all right. Is your name Robin?

[F]

Yep.

[A]

All right.

[F]

It is.

[A]

You ever heard about that Johnny Cash song?

[F]

Yes, I have, boy. Name, sir? Go ahead.

[C]

You ever heard of The Cape Crusader?

[A]

No. 07 Lincoln Mark LT. Robin Lincoln Mark LT. With 165 average. Refer. Cling.

[F]

It again.

[A]

Are the. Is the truck average? Rough or clean?

[F]

I would say average.

[A]

I think it's, you know, but the.

[F]

I still turn. I still turn heads. I still turn heads when I drive by.

[A]

All the pretty girls want to throw it at you. Just take it out of their britches and just toss it to you. Just hit you in the head with it. It's a five grand rig. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. He's got a duck.

[D]

What?

[A]

He's got a. He's got a duck.

[D]

What?

[A]

They're just tossing it at him. Fastballs, curveballs, sinkers, sliders, knuckles.

[D]

That's kind of getting on my nerves a little bit.

[A]

I'm sorry if I'm getting on your nerves.

[D]

You just need to watch it.

[A]

You watch it. Is south park still in there? Is Saturday Night Live. Still on the air?

[D]

Shouldn't be. Can't be.

[A]

Are the Simpsons still in the air?

[D]

Absolutely not.

[A]

I'm butt hurt about it all.

[E]

What about Rush? How is he? Still on the air.

[A]

Rush. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hang on.

[A]

Rush. Rush. Hold on just a moment. Jody. Lafayette. I don't want him to get mad by having to hold for you because you're a damned Republican. Jody, good morning.

[F]

How you doing?

[A]

Good. XLT is not leather. I understand you didn't want to kill any cows to. To line the interior of your car for your convenience, so we went with cloth.

[F]

That's right.

[A]

13F250 with 22,000 miles. Diesel, economically friendly cloth interior. No dead animals were included in the making of this vehicle. Thank God Jody's a vegan from Lafayette, Louisiana.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

He eats nothing but.

[D]

But watercress.

[A]

Watercress, broccoli. He creates a special vegetarian gumbo.

[F]

No eat possible. I like possum. That's pretty good.

[C]

It's a little possum along with a little possum.

[A]

Bob's gotten a few drunk. I've seen Bob really well wasted and he's ate some possum. Yeah, yeah. Hey, this rig, is it long? Better. Short?

[F]

Short bed. XLT. It's the FFFX4.

[A]

Yeah, but it's. It's cloth or leather?

[F]

It's cloth.

[A]

Oh, good. Hey, I. What. What will you take for it? I. I would make you an offer, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.

[F]

You could hurt it.

[D]

Hell, no.

[A]

I'm not. That's not who I am. Jody, I can't hurt your feelings. What if I say something wrong? What if I say something you don't like?

[D]

Dangerous.

[A]

You might tell on me.

[F]

Very dangerous, I must say. That's your opinion. You know, everybody's got an opinion. You know, that's how I work.

[A]

I think it's a 30 grand rig.

[F]

30?

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

That sounds a reasonable price.

[A]

Jody's a reasonable answer so far. So far.

[D]

Anything could change people.

[C]

Sometimes they sn.

[A]

Just don't play any. Don't play any Dixie Chicks, Turley, or he'll start foaming at the mouth and he'll snap out of it.

[F]

Oh, no, I don't play them.

[C]

That's.

[F]

That's some traders, but I'll leave. I leave traders alone. I'm an American man, and I'll see Americans.

[A]

Hey, Jody, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll buy it.

[E]

See, you made a butt hurt at the end, right?

[A]

We're out of time, Rush. God, these segments. I'm getting offended because our segments are too short. Who can we call? Rush, you have more air time than I have.

[C]

Look.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I used to know a fellow with a DeLorean. If you drive at 88 miles per hour, you can get that whole 15 minutes back.

[A]

No, no, I don't have enough air time in segment number three. I'm offended. I want. I demand recovery, Bob.

[C]

I'm. I'm for tough legislation myself, Bob and.

[A]

Rush, we keep running you out of the end of the segments, Rush. We're not giving you the attention you deserve. We're out of time again, Rush. It's kind of like Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon.

[C]

You gotta pack a lot into just a few seconds. And that's what we do here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from God. Back with more John Clay Wolf in more seconds than you can count.

[H]

You're as cold as ice.

[A]

You're willing to sacrifice our love.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Mike, did you know we got invited to join the Bow and Jim football picking pot? No. What is this?

[C]

What is that?

[A]

I need one of y' all to organize this. We've got clearance to be in the football. What is that on 92.5?

[D]

Okay, what do they pick?

[A]

Proteins, Proteins. Okay. Not proteins. Proteins.

[D]

Oh, my God. I'm hurt about that.

[A]

So y' all get with that. Get that started Monday. Forward you the email about the pick. This is a big moment for us. We got invited to do something with a radio station.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

Is there money involved?

[A]

Is that why. No, no, really. I know.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Really?

[D]

That was funny.

[A]

Well, at least I haven't heard about it yet. But sometimes you get invited to a party and there is a cash bar.

[D]

Oh God, yes. To come to our party. Oh. Bring a. Bring a gift for charity. It's the end plus thousand dollars. Now I got to go to Walmart. Your party's just not worth it.

[A]

800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 14 Ram 800. 800 radio diesel leather roof nav. Daniel, is it a SLT or a Longhorn Laramie.

[F]

It's a Limited.

[A]

Limited. And it's a Dodge diesel. 80,000 mile. Is it 30 grand?

[F]

No.

[A]

How much is it?

[F]

I mean, carmax off of a 36 Texas Direct.

[A]

37.

[F]

5.

[A]

So how much is it?

[F]

I mean, you know, with the. If I trade it in, most places won't match Carmax.

[A]

How much is it?

[F]

36.

[A]

Daniel, how much is it?

[F]

40.

[A]

Okay. I can't buy it, but I will beat both of those bids.

[C]

800.

[A]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 rare. I knew it was worth more than 30. I just threw a number after he gets to started so we didn't have to screw around forever.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If you go to givemetheven.com and load that VIN number in the system will bid it at the high end. Our top money right out of the gate.

[D]

Boom.

[A]

Yeah. So if he put that. If he put that car into our system, it would have showed him 36 to 30. I mean. Yeah, 36 to 39.

[D]

And if the car's any kind of age, send some pictures, a couple of shots.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Greg05 Odyssey touring with 170 leather. A lot of miles. Probably 2500.

[F]

How much?

[A]

2500.

[F]

600 right now.

[A]

You're. You're. You're flooded. You're flooded. Fred, a 71T bird with 100. I didn't. First of all, I don't think I want it. Second of all, if I do, I've got to see pictures of it because it's old. It's not. It's not the sexy body style that people want. Like a 50. Whatever. Yeah. Even want that car. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Yes. I was wondering if you'd heard when they was going to blow up Mount Rushmore.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

Better be soon. I. I better be soon.

[A]

They're going to. Who are they going to replace it with?

[D]

Nobody.

[A]

The Dixie Chicks, Alabama and George Straight. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[A]

What's Up.

[F]

Hey, I just want to give you a heads up, man. I called last week. I was one of the first callers. My car got flooded. I went to Texas Direct Autos that same day and I got, I walked out with a brand new truck, Boss.

[A]

But I don't understand what your. Your car got flooded, right? Yeah.

[F]

And I went to Texas director who could always hear y'. All.

[A]

I just dumped him. Oh man, he doesn't know what he's talking about. We don't sell cars.

[D]

Not at all.

[A]

We, we buy cars. 800-800-7234. I hit it twice. I don't know how far back they'll throw it.

[D]

We went back to Tuesday.

[E]

Yeah, we're way back now.

[A]

Oh, really?

[E]

Yeah, way back in the week. We got about six seconds of delay now.

[A]

Put them on hold. DJ 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. How much delay do we have on our delay?

[E]

30 seconds.

[A]

So if I hit it twice, what's that throw?

[E]

Well, I hit it once.

[A]

Oh, did you? Yes. And then I didn't. You started.

[E]

Fingers on it.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the there.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Got a 2011 F250 King Ranch.

[A]

Oh God. To me 100,000. Is it, is it, is it four wheel driven?

[F]

Yeah, it's four wheel drive. It's got everything but navigation.

[A]

If I threw a $20,000 bill on the hood of that some would it knock it down? Would be done.

[F]

Oh, I'd have to think about it.

[A]

A lot of miles. I'd have to think about it too. I'd have to think about. Don't make, don't make me call my wife and see if she's going to be in later. You got to call yours. I got to call mine. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. A 10 Escalade with a bucko. 7 Benny. If it's nice with all the gear on it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's 17 grand.

[F]

N. That's what that dealer offer me.

[A]

I'll give 18. Then I'll beat your dealer by a thousand. Rush.

[C]

John.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Hey, I'm very proud of your work ethic.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Doing a lot of business this morning.

[A]

We're trying, we're working.

[C]

There's a. Did you see this story about the 11 year old kid from Virginia?

[D]

Yep. I know where you're going with this.

[C]

FX Giaco.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

His name is FX Jacchio. His name is Frank. They call him fx.

[E]

Fx.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Mo lawns.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

You know, for a little. For a little extra money.

[A]

Little.

[C]

Little Snow cone money. 10 years old out there in Virginia.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

I wrote a letter to the White House and said, president Trump, I'd really like to. To mow your lawn. This. There's. Jd this is really a true story.

[D]

It is a true story. I actually saw the pictures of the kid doing it and they.

[C]

Here's. Here's a. Here's an indication of what kind of a fellow we have running the country these days, because.

[D]

Which side are you on?

[C]

Our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump. Cassie agreed to let the boy mow the rose Garden at the White House.

[D]

Yes, he did. They actually did pictures of him doing. He even came out and talked to the kid while he was mowing the yard.

[C]

Slapped him a high five.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Pat on the back.

[D]

You know, it's a photo op, but it's still a cool thing he did.

[C]

And I'm watching this. Yeah. Boy on the. The excellent Fox News Network.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And I can't help but note that the kid did a really terrible job.

[A]

Did not. So he's a fake immigrant.

[D]

It looked horrible. No, it did not.

[C]

He's weaving inside the track left and outside the track right. There's not a straight line in the entire lawn anymore.

[D]

It was beautiful.

[C]

Before they let this kid touch it. His tracks look like one of those lines of BC powder that Bobbo snorted last week. Horrible. Terrifying.

[A]

You're offending me.

[C]

Myself, Myself, currently, I have a fellow.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Named Pedro.

[D]

No.

[C]

You know, when I. When I. When I hire an illegal to mow.

[A]

The law, do you get a real one?

[C]

No, no. His lines are laser straight and he does it with a push mower.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

An old Murray.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

A 1979 model two stroke. He has to mix the gas and the oil.

[D]

Yeah, I got you.

[C]

And he still gets this straightest line. I. I would doubt if there are any roses left in the rose garden.

[D]

Oh, the kid didn't. As of today, he didn't hard any.

[C]

And he charged the president eight bucks.

[D]

No, he didn't. They didn't.

[C]

For this terribly substandard job.

[D]

He said that's what he normally charges, but he was willing to do it for free.

[E]

Well, that kid's not smart.

[A]

Get what you pay for.

[C]

Here's a tip. If you care about your landscaping at all.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

If you hire someone to do the lawn.

[A]

Right.

[C]

First of all, don't hire a kid. Second of all, he was a dog. Hire someone who approaches you about mowing the lawns. Because those are people who have to really, really try to get a lawn mowing job.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Thank you, Rush.

[E]

Trust me.

[C]

Wrong just about. Percocet clock, everyone. We'll see you later here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[A]

Talent on loan from God, Curtis and Burleson. 11 tundra. 64,000 miles. Is it a two wheel drive or four? I'm sorry? Is your tundra a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[F]

Two wheel.

[A]

Leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[A]

20 G's. Right around 20 G's. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Yep. We'll buy it. Gary, where you from?

[F]

Hello.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Where.

[A]

Where do you live? Where you be staying?

[F]

Dog grave. Perry.

[A]

The big gp. Do you pack heat like the rest of them?

[F]

Yep.

[A]

Good. Good point. Good, good, good, good. Gunpoint. GP Gunpoint has this. Does this car have any bullet holes in it? What?

[F]

No. Not many.

[A]

14 Ford Fusion Titanium. And the reason it has so many miles on is because he has to commute long distances to where people are employed so they can work and then come all the way home to gunpoint in the evenings.

[D]

But they're highway miles.

[A]

Highway miles? I don't know, man. Is it seven grand or seven grand? Grand. Eight grand.

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

Eight grand? Yep. Seven. Eight grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load her up. That's what I told her.

[D]

Load it up.

[A]

800. 872. That's what she said.

[E]

We get to load it up. See, old Johnny Manzel's down. He's on the isdn. He's in Canada right now for some reason.

[D]

Didn't know he was still around.

[A]

Johnny. Johnny. Football. We have his jersey, his Cleveland Browns jersey on the wall. Johnny.

[C]

Cleveland Brown.

[D]

What are you laughing about? What's funny?

[C]

Cleveland Brown days is over.

[D]

Yeah. For you, football's over.

[C]

Go work for the Canadian French League.

[D]

Ask why you're in Canada. But now I know.

[C]

Are you working long? Send them something.

[A]

Just skip it. What? Okay, so. What. What are you doing, Johnny?

[C]

We.

[A]

He's trying to speak French. J. Oh.

[E]

Canadian Football League. Not French League.

[C]

The French Canadian League, man.

[D]

Football.

[C]

Boning up on my French.

[A]

I got you, Johnny.

[D]

Are.

[A]

Are you actually playing seriously?

[C]

No. They got like 10 days to think about it, man.

[A]

You on waivers?

[C]

The Hamilton Tiger Cats, man.

[D]

Tiger Cats.

[A]

Turley, is this true? Yes, this is true. Yeah. Have you.

[D]

Has he.

[A]

Has he put on. On a. A outfit yet and taken a field?

[F]

They.

[E]

He has 10 days to decide. That's gonna be up to him here? Yeah.

[A]

But he only weighs like a buck ten, right?

[D]

Sure.

[A]

When Johnny, he's all methed out and bony.

[E]

I don't know, he's been snacking a lot.

[A]

Johnny, Johnny. What's your weight situation? How's your shape? How's your conditioning?

[C]

Well, I'm glad you asked me that. There you go. I'm up seven pounds, man. Weighing 121.

[D]

120.

[C]

Feeling. Feeling great.

[D]

I don't think you're gonna play football at 121.

[C]

Rehab and a grapefruit diet.

[A]

You can go to the barbecue joint, put some ribs on that rib.

[C]

No, but Hamilton Tiger Caster. The premier team in the Canadian French League, man.

[D]

Not really.

[C]

And I've been demoing cars for the manufacturer.

[A]

Really?

[C]

This week I've been driving the all.

[A]

All new.

[C]

Oh, Hyundai.

[D]

They put you ironic. Ironic. Q. There's an ironic.

[C]

Ironic. I don't think there's a car. No, it's really badass, man. Cuz it's like a hybrid car, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So I jump in, man. I'm like, Johnny Football, you got a new car, step on the gas, but jam it. It's so quiet.

[D]

Hybrid.

[C]

Oh, you know, it's so quiet.

[D]

Electric.

[C]

And I accidentally started a fire in the back seat.

[A]

It's.

[C]

Me and my girl were trying to roast some quality Earl Campbell sausages before the game.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

He got away from me, man. Dude, that charcoal keeps burning.

[A]

Would he still be playing college ball this season had he not left?

[E]

No.

[A]

Last year would have been his last.

[E]

No, he was a junior when he went out.

[A]

He was a freshman when he hauled ass.

[E]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Are you sure?

[E]

Yeah, I'm positive. Without a freshman?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.

[A]

Were you a freshman or were you a sophomore junior when you left a.

[C]

M. Yeah, I'm really glad you asked me that, man, because I don't remember.

[A]

Johnny Football. Everybody, thank you for joining us. Smoking.

[C]

Smoke it, man.

[A]

BJ08 Escalade EXT truck with a buck 27. Does it have the 22 inch wheels and the navigation and the leather and the roof?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Average, rough or clean condition?

[F]

Very clean.

[A]

$12,000.

[F]

All right, nine.

[A]

How much is it?

[F]

How much is what?

[A]

How much is it?

[F]

They don't make these anymore. 25,000.

[A]

Oh, B.J.

[D]

There'S a reason, right?

[A]

It's kind of like the L LR4.

[D]

Hey, you know what?

[A]

It's kind of like the LR4 Range Rover, right? Yeah. Eight months ago they were on fire. They quit making them. The manufacturer they didn't cut them off, but they quit building them.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And they. The demand on them went through the roof. They start bringing over sticker because there was none available. And then they were on fire. I mean, in the marketplace. So we were overpaying for them. Well, the fire got put out and then they. The supply chain caught up. And then they remembered why they quit making them.

[D]

That does come around. Yeah. How about that?

[A]

They didn't quit making them because everybody wanted them.

[D]

How about Hummers? Market go up after they quit making them?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Did it?

[A]

Okay. Hell yes. Hell, yes. And it's finally coming down a little bit. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Austin. Good Morning, San Antonio.760, the Ticket, 92.5, Lone Star, home of Ted McKay and the Bow and Jim Show. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back in just a minute.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay.

[H]

Wolfe.

[A]

Charlie. This rock is a little hard. I might be offended.

[E]

This is the soft Metallica.

[A]

Okay, thank you for softening up. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Little Rock, Arkansas. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Witch Top Falls, Abilene, Amarillo, Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Golden Trine, Angle, Lake Charles, Lafayette, Baton rouge, New Orleans. J.D. we've built this network. We covered.

[D]

It used to be just a small guy, just in a little town in a car dealership. Now look at you. You're all over the damn world.

[A]

Well, it's the world in our eyes. We should succeed. Now that you bring it up.

[D]

The sec.

[A]

The sec.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Football division.

[D]

Football division.

[A]

You know what that really is?

[D]

What is that really?

[A]

SEC succeed. We're gonna pull it all off. We're gonna break it all. I know that, yes. We're gonna start a new country. We're gonna be our own country.

[D]

John Clay Wolf country.

[A]

No, I don't know. We're just gonna be the voice of the sec.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Speaking of, are there some big games today, boss man?

[E]

There's some huge games. In fact, just to kind of go back from last week. Did you watch that OU game?

[A]

I did not.

[E]

Great game.

[A]

I've been so. I have not been footballing much yet.

[E]

Big win. All those Boomer Sooners out there, they were going crazy.

[D]

Who they played playing.

[E]

Well, they beat Ohio State. Big up.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

In Ohio State last week.

[D]

Bad money on that game.

[E]

Baker Mayfield planted the Flag in the center of the field, which is great. Yeah, you might as well.

[A]

I mean, the. What?

[E]

Why not?

[A]

Let's have fun. Who's today.

[E]

So this today's games. They're tcu smu. I know you have an interest in that. The iron skill, Iron pan or whatever it's called.

[A]

I was the backup defensive end for the SMU ponies. Yeah, you were the backup. Yeah.

[E]

And you don't support them, which is weird.

[A]

Well, I do support them. How do I not support them?

[E]

Well, I guess you do. I mean, when they're, when they're winning, you do.

[A]

Well, then I haven't supported long time.

[E]

Hey, they're going to this game.

[A]

They're two and. Oh.

[E]

TPU's two and oh, also I would.

[A]

I would love it if SMU could really make a stand and make a difference, then yes, beat the hell out of the Frogs. But if they can't finish the season out and make a difference and get in into the Big 12, then let the Frogs win because they're the only good team in Texas.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Let them slingshot around you like in the Big 12, like they do in NASCAR.

[E]

TCU is favored by 20 points. And their, their defense looks like. Yes, they look like their old defense back 2000, what, five years ago.

[D]

Frogs.

[A]

Yeah, the Frogs can upset TCU on a weird spread line day on a. It's weird. It can't happen.

[D]

If only. If the Frogs get.

[A]

You will play with TCU for a half. Well, it's about, about. About five minutes into the third quarter is when we'll say, yeah, we're going to parking lot.

[E]

Go drink. That'll be at 230. The big game though, tonight, Clemson versus Louis.

[A]

Louisville, of course.

[E]

Louisville's got the Heisman Trophy quarterback Lamar Jackson and Clemson won the national championship last year. They have the best defense in football right now. So this, it'll be a really good game. Clemson's three, Louisville's 14, and Clemson's favored by only three.

[A]

So that's.

[E]

That's tonight.

[A]

Seven o'.

[C]

Clock. So big pop up and take that one, man.

[A]

Oh, they'd be great.

[E]

It would put Lamar Jackson on a whole different plane because he already is trying out just right now for the NFL. That's basically what's going on right now because he's already won the Heisman. Is he gonna win it again?

[A]

Speaking of. Yes, being offended, this is time for a platinum version of you just lost a listener. No, we haven't.

[C]

You just lost a listener.

[E]

What's on today's version John, it comes.

[A]

From Kathy on the coast. Stop, stop. Stop playing country songs on my rock station. Have you lost your mind?

[D]

Kathy's butter.

[A]

I wrote back. Kathy, you sound very butt hurt. I would get that checked at the 24 hour clinic immediately and see if they'll take your insurance.

[C]

How can I?

[A]

I'm. But you just lost a listener.

[E]

What did Kathy respond back?

[A]

She did. Oh, really? Just what I would expect from a sarcastic jerk. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am butthurt since I expect to hear rock music when I tune to a rock station. Sounds like you're the one that needs help here. You're not going to turn this around on me.

[D]

I'm not going to do it.

[A]

It's a rock station. Be accountable for once. Well, understand, Kathy, I feel your pain. Yeah, but, but, but in, in, in the theory of everyone's equal and everything's the same.

[D]

Everything's.

[A]

Understand that the country music format has adapted rock and roll and hip hop into their theory.

[D]

It ever.

[A]

It's people like you, the tattoo wielding meth heads of America.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

That will not accept the country music format into their lives.

[C]

Amen.

[D]

Preach it, brother.

[A]

We have Reverend Charles here to. To give us a little prayer about Kathy and her butthurt.

[D]

Oh, Lord.

[C]

Oh Lord. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord. Brothers and sisters, when I hear somebody denigrate any form of God's music, and it could be, forgive me, the Dixieland jazz.

[A]

Oh God.

[C]

The blues, the soul music, or even, lord forbid, good old country, western.

[D]

Country and western.

[C]

It makes my whole heart hurt for the lack of intolerance that some people have for the sound of fiddle and steel guitar.

[D]

It's in the Bible. It's in the Bible.

[A]

Fiddle and steel guitar.

[C]

Once in a while you need to go back to your wardrobe, get that shiny rodeo belt buckle and the belt with your name on the back and you know you got you one. Cassie. I feel about Cassie. Put your rodeo belt on.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

To find those old Rocky Mountain jeans. Bless Jesus, Lord. Yeah, put those rocky jeans on. Country music's without God. Go out and scoot a boot for God.

[D]

Live like you die.

[C]

You be honky tonky with Jesus. Just open your heart and learn to line dance. Praise God.

[A]

We even have Axl Rose. No. In the studio this morning and he has some comments. He wants to, he. He wants to let the rockers know that it's okay to adapt country as the country folks have adapted.

[D]

Appreciate this having a rocker in here.

[A]

Oh, baby. That's what I said to Steven Tyler.

[E]

That's right.

[A]

That's what y' all in the country music, baby. You gonna suck.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

Axel.

[D]

Stop it.

[A]

Don't stop. Oh, Steve. A 12 Dodge Ram with 98, 000 miles. Is it an SLT?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Average, rougher, clean. It's cloth, right?

[F]

Cloth. Very clean.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 14 grand. 13 grand right there. Go to givemetheven.com and load her up. Here's a big miler. 08 Yukon XL with a buck 75. Jessica with. Where are you calling from? Houston. Houston. Did you get flooded?

[F]

No, did not.

[A]

Man, there's a lot of it. God is bad. Okay. Is your rig leather? Yes. It's 175,000 miles. It's gonna be right six to seven. Six to 7,000 with those miles.

[F]

Okay, thank you.

[A]

And anybody can just go to givemethe vin.com, put the VIN number in the miles and their zip code and it will throw our offer price at you instantaneously. You don't have to talk to anyone. You can get a real number. Not an opinion. Not an opinion. Not a. We think not the Kelly Blue Book Maybes. The maybes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The maybes we will. And the maybes we won't.

[D]

Mostly we won't.

[A]

We. We buy them. We. We actually buy the cars. 06 Ram. 2500 Cummins, four wheel drive with a buck 14 on it. Brett, how nice is this truck?

[F]

Oh, it's immaculate, I'm telling you.

[A]

Is it leather cloth and a long bed or short.

[F]

Leather, leather seats. Long bed.

[A]

Is it a cab, though? It's a mega cab or a regular cab?

[F]

No, no, no, no. Regular cap.

[A]

That's different. That's not as appealing to the masses as the four door rig, but it still has good value.

[F]

Find someone that likes though, not both.

[A]

Get it? What does 50, 15 grand buy it?

[F]

No, no.

[A]

Yeah, so you gotta have that, those four doors to get the money you're thinking that this thing's worth. These rigs go to like feedlots where people drive around and feed cattle. They like the regular cabs because they can turn around in their feedlots and their cattle pens. But anyway, what's it take to buy it? Nah, I can't make it work with the regular cab, I don't think. But I will still take a look, depending. What if it's crazy pretty and the pictures blow me away. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me see. What city are you calling from?

[F]

Oklahoma.

[A]

Oklahoma. Boomer zoomer. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio rich and 11 lariat with 58 four wheel drive crew cab leather. Does it have nav?

[F]

No, it doesn't, sir.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[F]

Clean.

[A]

It's clean. Okay, well then let's go. It's right around. It's right around. It's right around 18 grand, maybe 20.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Go to give the vid.com. load it up. Let's see San Antonio. Barry. Barry there. We just started on the station like last week I think. Are you listening on the ticket down there?

[F]

I am.

[A]

Good.

[F]

Good show.

[A]

You like us. He likes us. JD Are you a butthurt? Are you offended?

[D]

She's not but hurt.

[F]

Am I offended?

[A]

Yeah. Okay, good. Because we don't want to offend anyone. No. 14 BMW's been in an accident. So what that tells me is I need to read the Carfax report in the auto check report. So instead of bidding this on the air blindly, would you please go to givemetheven.com and lay the VIN number in there and we will. I could go ahead. What?

[F]

Yeah, I could do that. I was. I was more curious as to.

[A]

10 to 15%.

[F]

10 to 15%?

[A]

Yep.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Depending on the severity can be worse. If it's got a deployed airbag 20, 25% in some cases. It's really car by car. I need to see it. But. But the swing in minor carfax or it depends on how they reported it. It's truth be known, it doesn't depend on the the severity of the accident. It depends on how they reported it.

[D]

Putting print.

[A]

It depends on its credit score. And we can get that credit score off the VIN number. And that's why I named the company givemethe vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio. Where's Randy?

[D]

We have a story for him. Where did it go? Ah, the case of the world's most litigious selfie. The people, people, PETA, the people for Ethical Treatment of Animals and photographer David Slater have reached a settlement in the dispute. Who owns the rights to this selfie that a monkey took? A monkey actually grabbed the camera. He was just playing with it. Took this really cute selfie and now the PETA says ah, the monkey owns that photograph.

[A]

Shut up, J.D.

[D]

I swear to God.

[A]

True story.

[D]

The photograph was taken in 2011.

[A]

Quit everybody. I'm done. I'm getting out of this world.

[D]

Only human beings could do do this. Peter has sued them saying the monkey owns the photo. Since the monkey took the photo, then.

[A]

How do we Reward the monkey.

[D]

You just give it. You can't make money.

[A]

You're an animal. You're part of the animal kingdom. Randy the Chipmunker. Morning.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

They're crazy.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, man.

[H]

One time, me and my friend Rusty was getting stoned.

[D]

What a shock.

[H]

He's over here hiding. The sandwich shop.

[D]

Yeah. I thought about it.

[H]

Because they throw up a trash. And lots of free buns. And have sandwiches.

[D]

Okay.

[H]

And fruits and nuts. So you're good stuff.

[D]

You're getting stoned and eating.

[H]

You get. You get hungry.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

And they came up and said, who give you that?

[H]

Marijuana.

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

And Rusty, you know, I mean, when you're high, it's hard to lie.

[D]

It's really hard to lie.

[H]

He pointed over at Wheels. You know, the guy. Wheels?

[D]

Yeah, the guy in the wheelchair.

[H]

He gives us little buddy here.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Little bud there. And we do a dumpster running for him because he can't get up in there because he's in wheelchair.

[D]

He's in a wheelchair. Right.

[H]

And they call a popo. And they came and got wheels.

[D]

They got wheels.

[H]

Yeah. For contributing to the delinquency of a couple of chipmunks.

[D]

I don't think. I don't think that's a charge.

[H]

Hey, but that monkey, you know, I mean, he kind of deserves the profit off of that picture.

[D]

Well, he took the photo, but they're saying it's the photographer's camera.

[C]

How would you pay?

[A]

Damn.

[D]

He stole the camera.

[H]

Well, you play? Not too late. He's giving some weed, bananas, all kinds of stuff. Do you know any monkeys personally?

[D]

No, nobody really knows monkeys personally, but other monkeys.

[H]

What, you know, they're really, really smart. They're not all, you know, really. NASA, physicists and stuff.

[D]

No, they're not. Nasty.

[H]

Yeah, they're smart.

[D]

No, they don't work for nasty.

[C]

This.

[H]

This Muppy here's a Mac, is it?

[D]

What?

[H]

He's a real smart monkey.

[D]

A smart monkey.

[H]

Yeah, Monkeys all talk. Like I say, my good man, I don't believe. I wondered if you know where I might find a prostitute.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

Real, real smart. And have you seen the picture?

[D]

Yeah, I have. It's very.

[H]

That's not. They say you get 100 monkeys on 100 typewriters and they're gonna write Book of John or something. Well, that's not.

[C]

Not true.

[D]

No.

[H]

But that monkey put a lot of work in that selfie, I think. You know, he's a little crooked.

[D]

It's a little crooked?

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Smiling with his teeth all shiny.

[D]

Right.

[H]

Like a friendly, happy monkey.

[D]

It is A cute feeling.

[H]

Here's what you don't know about monkeys, because monkeys will eat your ass. It does matter. And they can climb a tree as.

[D]

Fast as we can.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[H]

I'm scared. You know, I've lived my whole life both in spite and in fear of the monkeys because they're so cute.

[A]

They are.

[H]

But they will eat your ass.

[D]

And they get up to your house.

[H]

And they take great photographs.

[A]

Tony, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Okay.

[H]

Bye, everybody.

[D]

Bye.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

Hey, hey, where are you calling from?

[F]

Hey, very ironic that you just had Randy on as I called in, but I'm just wondering, is Axl Rose Randy jacked up on, like, meth and steroids? He is screaming.

[C]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's crazy. What station you listening to us on?

[F]

94.5 in Houston.

[A]

Are you offended?

[F]

Are you guys? Oh, no, I love you guys. Are you kidding? This is the best show ever. Tony Romo's father rocks. Oh, you guys are the Howard Stern of Houston. I mean, I love it. I grew up in New York, so. I mean, grew up listening to Stern my whole life. It's. Aside from being ballistic, you guys are really close.

[H]

We.

[A]

We. We have a lot of fans in these cities, but we. We. We have. If you're polarizing show, if that's what you want to call it, you get both sides, the positive and the negative. The negative voices have a stronger voice.

[F]

Well, yeah, it would be the same survey as if when they used to survey Stern, you know, why do you. Why do you. Do you hate him? And they'd say, well, because he's vulgar and this and that. And they said, well, why do you listen to him? And they'd say, because I want to hear what he's going to say next.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

Well, I listen.

[A]

I'm offended that you called me vulgar, so we need to talk about that later. Where do you work? I'm going to send an email to your boss about you calling me vulgar. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Speaking of romos, dad, Romero will be on here in about 15 minutes or so.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I heard that Romo around has caught a cold and is out for two weeks. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. What's your name, baby, Now don't you.

[F]

Wait let's move before they raise the pocket.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[B]

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[A]

Rodney, a 12 lariat, four wheel drive with 70. If it's nice, it's 20 grand. Brandon. 07. What city are you in, Brandon? Houston. 07 Silverado with 113. Is it dry or did it get wet? Oh, no, it's 07 Silverado. The first year of the new body or the last year of the old body?

[F]

The first year of the new body.

[A]

It's a four wheel drive, leather average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Very clean. Forever.

[A]

1111 5.

[F]

Sounds like a plausible, plausible offer.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will confirm and get it bought. Wallace recall calling from San Antonio. You listening to us on the ticket down there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Cool. We're glad to have y'.

[C]

All.

[A]

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[F]

Cargo.

[A]

High top or low top? Diesel or gas?

[F]

Diesel.

[A]

5, 6, 7 grand right off the top of my head. What's the to buy it.

[F]

That's lower than what I was offered at the dealership.

[A]

What do they offer you?

[F]

8.

[A]

Okay. Does that buy it?

[F]

They'll buy it.

[A]

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[C]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Now.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Hesson in Houston. Trunk truck is clunking when it stops.

[F]

Yeah, So I start to slow down to come to a stop at a lighter. And it's been driven, I don't know, for 10 mile, I guess. Come to a stop and it starts clunking. And it almost feels like it could be a differential lock or an axle.

[A]

Lock in the differential time. Is it doing it? Like if you put it in park and it's idling, is it clunking?

[F]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Okay, so it's driveline related, you believe?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

What does it sound like?

[F]

It sounds like a corner.

[A]

Well, give it to me. I need you. I need you to impersonate your clunk. Either do it or get hung up on, Like. Yeah. So every. It could just be something as stupid as the U joint, Right? Did it get wet?

[F]

No.

[A]

A little bit. Don't lie. It's just me and you. No, no.

[D]

All right.

[F]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Because there's some people. There's some people that we've run into that want to lie about the fact that their car is a flood fix.

[F]

Oh, no, I, I. Fortunately, Fortunately, I didn't get touched by the flood.

[A]

When we inspect them, we look at them and go, clunk, clunk, clunk. No, no, no, no, it ain't. No, no. You did a good job of trying to cover this up. But let me show you a few items you missed.

[D]

Things you missed like this. And this and this.

[A]

I don't know. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Top 10 at 10. Is that what out there.

[D]

Let me go get him. Good morning, John. How you doing?

[A]

Good, good, good.

[D]

It's been quite a week. People are butthurt everywhere. Been doing it for years.

[A]

Right.

[D]

There are still a few things in this world you can still get butt hurt over.

[A]

A butt hurt is like a sore.

[D]

A sore.

[A]

What do you what do you call your. Your gluteus maximus?

[D]

Gluteus maximus.

[A]

Sword.

[C]

Gluten.

[A]

Gluteus Max. Maybe from working out too hard or being injured.

[D]

Yeah, possibly. So these are the top 10 things it's still okay to be butthurt over. Ready?

[A]

Top 10 things still okay.

[D]

Politically correct.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

No one's taking these down yet.

[A]

Okay. No statues of draw.

[D]

I haven't taken it down from us. You ready? Let's start off with slow drivers that speed up right as you go to pass them. Any idiot that stood in line to buy the new Apple phone for a thousand bucks. People who leave voicemails instead of texting. Oh, video ads in front of your favorite YouTube video you're trying to watch.

[A]

What's wrong?

[D]

I hate that Pandora for playing crappy songs and then telling you you're out of skips. People that tell you what song is stuck in their head and you get it stuck in your head. Those people Facebook posts that say they are shocked and saddened by the death of somebody 91 years old. How long did you think they were going to live? Really? That idiot that drives past all the cars in the merch lane and slides in about 10 cars ahead of you? People that say coupon. It's coupon, you idiots. Toilet paper wrapped near the damn wall. It goes over, it goes out. There's the top 10 things it's still okay. Politically correct to be, but heard about. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[C]

Yeah, Casey.

[A]

Good job, Casey.

[C]

Well, he looks good for a dead guy.

[D]

Smells weird.

[A]

99 Lexus with 121. It's so old. I'm a little bit offended.

[D]

You're offended?

[A]

Hey, David. This 07 Mitsubishi Spider with 165 on it, I must admit to you, I'm offended that you called me with a Mitsubishi with this high of miles and expected me to buy it from you. Well, okay, I was just calling it. I'm just offended. I'm offended. This is offended. I mean, why can't I be offended every once in a while?

[D]

You can be dangerous.

[A]

I'm an American. I have rights.

[D]

You do have rights.

[A]

I'm offended.

[D]

Well, you should take. Make these people. Stop it. Quit it.

[A]

The Lexus. I'm. I'm getting a donagh. Good morning. Hey.

[F]

How you doing this morning?

[A]

Good, good. How nice is this car? On a scale of 1 to 10, it's a 99 ES. 300 with 120.

[F]

Yes. Well, let me tell you what. It's not in great shape. It needs A bumper and it started running hot on me.

[A]

Okay, now, now, now. It ain't me, baby. It ain't me. Or look, 500. 500. And you got to bring it to me because I ain't spending the hundred to come get.

[D]

Needs a bumper and maybe, yeah, it's overheating, you know, probably an engine.

[A]

There is a reason that they crush.

[D]

Cars a couple of doors, you know.

[A]

But I'm offended that this car has depreciated so much in value. I'm offended at the Toyota Motor Company for letting, for selling a product that went from $40,000 dollars to 300 in 20 years. I'm, I'm offended just to only get. I mean, what a rip off.

[D]

240000 miles.

[A]

What a rip off.

[D]

What's wrong with you?

[A]

Big. I mean Jaguars. FYI, the 17s. $10,000 money back at the auction on from the finance company. So if you're looking at new, new Jaguars used pre. Like if you're looking at them and they're pre owned but they're next to new new like 17 models.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

There's a big price adjustment on those. So I'll give you a little tip. Be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Sell off your car gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

That's some pretty southern rock you're playing there, Turley. Watch out. 800-800-7234. Brad Denton 14. Vet. Which vet. Convertible or coop? Coop. Stick or matic? 6, 7 speed, 2 LT base or 3 LT? So you get the, the first one, the second one or the third one?

[F]

Second one.

[A]

So it's a 2 LT. So it has heads up and ventilated seats, right?

[F]

Yep.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[C]

Black.

[A]

Navigation?

[F]

Red. Navigation Factory. Red stripes. Factory added high wing spoiler.

[A]

Chrome wheels. Okay. It's got the chrome, so it's pretty car. Clean carfax.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's got 8,000 miles.

[F]

7,000 miles. The road. They messed up the road right after I bought it, and I'm almost afraid to drive it anymore.

[A]

40 grand.

[F]

40?

[A]

Yep. I had the same car this week with eight, and I had the same car with 28. And the. The car I had with eight brought 40,700. And the one I had with 28 brought 37. Eight. Same. Same.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

And I'll buy it. I gotta make a few hundred bucks, but. Yeah, that's what I. Hey. I was thinking about offended things, and I just came up with the top five things. I'm offended.

[D]

You're still offended.

[A]

Why don't I get up?

[D]

You should. You should have every right.

[A]

I'm still catching grief from. From people about. About our radio show.

[D]

Oh, the radio.

[A]

Even though I've converted my life to being a professional volunteer.

[D]

You have. You've given and given and given.

[A]

I mean, we've created this Operation Airdrop. It's fed gazillions of people, hundreds of thousands. I've taken all my time off of work and done nothing but this. But I'm still catching grief, and I'm offended about it.

[D]

Still a bad guy.

[A]

Okay. I'm still bad.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Used car dealers.

[D]

What about it?

[A]

They're bad.

[C]

They're bad.

[A]

But the law. And that's fine. I can.

[D]

You can deal with that.

[A]

But the lawyers in the insurance sale salespeople and the insurance operators and the Wall street bond guys.

[C]

Oh, they're bad.

[D]

They should all be.

[A]

And they're all okay because they're so rich.

[D]

They're professional, by their way, out of trouble.

[A]

I'm offended by all these hurricanes.

[D]

Oh, yeah, you're offended by hurricanes?

[A]

They won't stop forming and coming at us.

[D]

There's a new.

[A]

Is there another one? Right.

[D]

Yeah, there's another one out there behind Jose.

[A]

Where's Jose gonna hit?

[D]

He's just out spinning around the Atlantic.

[A]

Don't. Jose. I'm offended by the tree that I backed into last. Last Tuesday, you and I.

[D]

You had a friend with you, didn't you? Of course.

[A]

Well, I was on my. On my farm property, and I'd had a couple beers and I was on the phone. I was backing up and I hit a tree at about five miles an hour, and it really tore up my tailgate and my bumper and And I'm. I'm offended by the motor company that created the car.

[D]

And God not strong enough. God put that tree.

[A]

And I'm offended by the trees. Place replacement.

[D]

Yes, that's.

[A]

That's what I'm offended by this morning. I'll come up with more later. Don't worry. I'm working on my list. Romero. Romo. Oh, Tony. Romo's dad.

[D]

Be careful.

[A]

Be careful.

[C]

Buenos dias.

[A]

Good morning, senor.

[D]

Don't say anything that's gonna make people mad, please.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

No.

[D]

Okay, okay, okay. What I got you don't say.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

I don't say nothing.

[D]

Offense got it.

[C]

To nobody.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I think it was quite revelation to have Antonio on the football broadcast on Sunday at a tenancy.

[D]

It was kind of cool.

[C]

Even though all of his fellow sportscasters are all have been wearing a courage for his performance. He may have exposed his special talent.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

To all of the people watching the game.

[D]

Tony has a special talent. Talent.

[C]

Do you have no notice Antonio's astounding psychic ability to predict the future?

[D]

No, I didn't see this.

[C]

You have no notice that every time he see a quarterback break at the huddle, he knows which play will come, huh?

[E]

Oh, yeah. I've got an example. J.D.

[A]

Just.

[E]

Oh, yes. He did this the whole game.

[A]

Comes a run to the left. It is a run to the left.

[D]

Now he's going back left with the run.

[F]

Here you go.

[C]

To the left.

[A]

It is this betting on this going right through the middle from 43 yards out. And the kick down the middle again. $5. This is a run to the left. I gotta pay now as it's Henry.

[E]

I mean, listen to that.

[A]

Why is he doing that? I don't know.

[C]

He predicted this with his mind. I think maybe he scared the gym n a little bit. That scared me a little bit.

[D]

Yeah, I think so.

[C]

Will Antonio have Hari's ability since his terrible head injury as a child?

[D]

Oh, come on.

[C]

He was only a little quarterback or seven years old.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

His older brother Jaime. Jaime brought home a cassette of Motley Cruz Shout at the Devil.

[D]

That's a good song. Good song. Yeah, I remember the song.

[C]

And he played for Tony. And Tony and his brother loved to bang their heads while rocking out to the music on the poor mother Camila Jubukowski. She tell him to take this noise outside.

[D]

Yeah, take the noise.

[C]

So they listen in the cab of Jaime's pickup truck.

[D]

All right, all right.

[C]

But Antonio, as you know, he have always been tragically accident prone.

[D]

That's what you tell Us.

[C]

And he was new to the head banging at the time.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And so he repeatedly banged his head against the dashboard of Jaime's truck.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Unfortunately, without his helmet.

[D]

Without the helmet, of course not.

[C]

And slightly scrambled his brains in what?

[D]

I don't think this happened.

[C]

He languished in a coma for 17 months.

[D]

He did not languish in a coma.

[C]

But when he regained his consciousness, the little candy striped girl who was at the bedside with him, okay. He wake up and he tell her, you will be a big strong star.

[H]

Oh.

[C]

And everyone thought this was a strange thing to say, right?

[D]

Really? You just woke up?

[C]

But now would you believe the little car struck girl, right? She is none other than the famous Gwen. Stephanie.

[D]

No.

[C]

Of the. No doubt.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

The Rastafarian.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

And. And T's El voice, right? That Gwen Stephanie, right? Tony Bigot. He preached. He predicted that at one time when we were watching the Miami Dolphins, I said to him that Dana Marino is a very good quarterback, right? And Antonio looked at me very serious and says, Jess, too bad he will never win the Super Bowl. And one time in 1989, we were planned to take a heavenly on Alaskan curse, okay. For the spring break.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And Antonio, he said we should probably go to Disney World instead.

[D]

Why?

[C]

And we all ask him this. Why did you say. And Antonio say Alaska is not so pretty with oil on the beaches and on the little baby seals. And the very next day he predicted the a song. Valdez.

[D]

Valdez, yeah.

[C]

She run the ground and spill 11 million gallons of oil on the Alaska sound.

[A]

So he's a psychic.

[D]

He's a psychic.

[C]

And we go to the Disney World instead. Which is fortunate as well, because when we get back home, right? Tony says I should buy stock on both Disney and the Exxon.

[D]

And Exxon.

[C]

And this is how Camilla and I have become independently wealthy. And buy a new home. Yes. And how Tony go to college.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And buy his brother timing.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

A new pickup truck with a better day instead of a Volkswagen diesel. Because he knows. He knows this thing I got you. It's amazing.

[D]

Kid knows.

[A]

So rock and roll music caused Tony to be a headbanger, right? He bangs his head against Jaime's truck without his helmet on. He goes into a coma for 17 months. He comes out of psychic.

[C]

Yes. They horse do this with is the Black Sabbath, but it is so slow. He not hurt himself. The motley crew.

[A]

Yeah, he got it.

[C]

Yes. He banged his head. It's a shot, shot, shot at the devil.

[A]

So your independent, independent wealth can go back to Vince, Neil, and Nikki. Six.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

All right. All makes sense to me. Thank you.

[C]

Please be careful with your children.

[A]

Oh, wow. That makes sense. Frank, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[A]

I'm good.

[F]

Good.

[A]

What city are you in?

[F]

Richmond, Texas.

[A]

Richmond. Did you get any flood water?

[F]

No, actually, we didn't. Water got, you know, in the street, but not in the house. Nothing like that.

[A]

Cool, cool, cool. What's on your mind today?

[F]

I'm just calling to tell you I'm offended because you're offended.

[D]

Makes sense.

[A]

Well, yeah, I don't know what to do about that. I apologize. And if I've called you any names, I'd like to withdraw them at this time. And. And we can either go have lunch and like, and debate this topic and make up, or we can just meet in the parking lot and fight.

[F]

I say we meet in the parking lot.

[A]

All right, well, I'll be in Houston next Tuesday and I'll call you and we'll throw down. 800-800-72344. 800, 800 radio. Glenn. IF04 vet with 20 on it. Leather and roof. Is it a convert? Well, it's not a convertible. Well, it says roof. It doesn't have a roof. Does it have a removable roof?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

What color?

[F]

Removable.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Black on black.

[A]

Black. Black. Automatic or stick?

[F]

Automatic.

[A]

Z06 or the regular one?

[F]

Regular.

[A]

Does it have factory navigation? A lot of them did. Not in 04. I don't even know if it was offered in.

[F]

Oh, no, it doesn't have the navigation. It's got the heads up.

[A]

Does it have power passenger seat and power driver seat?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Heads up normally goes that. Does it have chrome wheels or the regular alloys? 15 GS.

[F]

Sounds like a good price.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get. Get it bought. It is a good price. I'm kind of. I kind of. I kind of. My. My. My butt hurt a little bit when I said 15 because I think I hit you about a thousand too hard. But I'm gonna hold. I'm gonna. If it's got a clean carfax, I'm gonna stick with my word.

[F]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's. It's got it.

[A]

800-800-7234. Eric and Austin.

[F]

How you doing?

[A]

I'm good. But you're gonna be offended when I tell you what I'll give for your Denali because it has 182,000 miles on it.

[F]

Well, I'm. I'm old, so I don't get my feelings hurt. I just put a new transmission in it at the local GMC shop. Yeah, that's my question. I mean, the car, spotless, runs great, but yeah, it's half miles. So just.

[A]

You're going to be offended by the price that you paid for that transmission, but I think it's a $6,000 rig, maybe seven now.

[F]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Okay, we got him. We got one. We got one. Oh, my Lord, Lord, Lord. We're fixing to lose some affiliates at the turn of this hour and we're gaining a few more. If you. If your station that you're listening to us on goes away, you can catch the podcast for our number four@john claywolf.com. that's our show page. And Reverend Charles, I'd like for you. We have 25 seconds left to take everybody out into the next hour with a little prayer.

[C]

Brothers and sisters, don't forget, when you lost in the bad old world, just.

[D]

Click your heels together.

[C]

Follow that yellow brick road back to the promised land where we'll see you next week. Holy God, Hallelujah. Goodbye.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Is this country music?

[D]

It is indeed.

[A]

Pushing it, Pushing the envelope.

[E]

Are we on any rock stations right now?

[A]

Yes, we are. Still, plenty.

[D]

That's my fault that rocker lady got mad at you.

[A]

Can you change it to rock and roll? No, but what about the country musics that are on?

[F]

Let me change it.

[D]

Hank is pretty rock.

[A]

Don't look back. Boston, is this easy rock or real rock? Now you said if you want to continue on with the butt hurt theme. Turley, hang on. I need a bit bit of car cuz Rocky's going to get offended that he's on hold too long. Rocky, good morning.

[F]

Hey, good morning to you. How you doing?

[A]

I'm good. Where you calling from?

[F]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[A]

Baton Rouge. Lousiana. I love it down there. How long have you lived there?

[F]

No doubt my whole life, man. Born and raised.

[A]

When you go to the big city. Little. Yeah, little hun. Do you live in town or in the. In the woods?

[F]

No, I live. I live in suburbs here, right outside of the burbs.

[A]

The burbs? Louisiana. The burbs in Louisiana means you only have a hundred acres of wetlands.

[F]

You ever been down here?

[A]

Oh, man, I've spent 20 years. I went down there. I've Literally in the past 20 years, I've been to Louisiana at least two weeks a month.

[F]

You got. I mean, you gotta eat the food, man. And people lazy. Let the good times roll, baby. That's how we live down here.

[A]

If you ain't drinking and screwing in Louisiana, then you just visited.

[F]

Hey, man, I would say amen to that, but my wife's sitting next to me, so I don't wanna. I don't want to get in any trouble.

[A]

Okay, so this Ram 1500, Big Horn. Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[F]

Big back door.

[A]

Okay. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[F]

It's two, but I tow my boat with it. That's why it's the only reason why it's not four wheel.

[A]

Yeah, I was fixing. I was fixing to pull your card, man. Is it a. Is it a 5, 7 or the smaller engine?

[F]

It's a Hemi.

[A]

All right, good. It's a Hemi. How many miles?

[F]

It's a cream buff 18,000 garage kit.

[A]

And it's got the small. The good wheels or the small wheels? I got.

[F]

It's got the good wheels. I even put a new set of ties, B.F. goodriches on them.

[A]

20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 20, 23. 23 and a half. 20, 24 grand.

[F]

Oh, come on.

[A]

24 grand.

[F]

Throw in the tires. I'm. I'm throwing the tires I took off of it. They brand new.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

Give me 26.

[A]

I'm looking. Hang on, hold on. I can't give you 20. I might, I might get there, take pictures of it and send it in to givemetheven.com and also snap a pick of those wheels and tires you're talking about because they really do. If they're what I need, they're. They're worth a thousand to me.

[F]

I take you what I'll throw in a toolbox too. On the back of it.

[A]

Actually pull the toolbox because I'm gonna yank it. You'd be surprised. People don't. When, when you. When I have trucks come in, half ton trucks with toolboxes and fuel tanks and this, that I yank it out because it just gives that used feeling. People like it closer to new. But take some pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in, throw a couple pics in. Say, talk to John on the radio. Takes 26 to buy it. He said he wants to look. And when I get off the air, I'll walk over to the buyer's Room and take a look.

[F]

All right. Two last things. I got tinted windows all front legal.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I got a stripe across the front and I got a spray in bed line.

[A]

This is all good. This is all good. This is like, you know, you're dating. You're dating a girl and you just found out her daddy's got money and she went to private school. It's getting better. It's getting better. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

And she's kinky.

[C]

You.

[A]

You unoffended Linda, 13 ultimate with 124. Where is poetry?

[F]

Texas, east of Dallas.

[A]

How far east? I've never.

[F]

Carol is all my life north of Carol.

[A]

So you're in the DFW Metroplex. Okay.

[F]

Yeah, I work in Dallas.

[A]

Does this Altima have leather cloth? Leather. Good. Does it have a sunroof?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

So is it a six cylinder or four? Do you know? Four. Okay. Is it a S on the back? Does it say S SV or sl? I think it is too. I think sl, five to six grand. Even though the miles are high because it's good equipment. Oh, she. She. She owes 12 on it.

[F]

I figured, I figured I would, you know, be not insulted, but just a little offended. But reality, just, just, just, just tell the truth.

[A]

Tell. Tell me you're offended.

[F]

No, I'm not going to tell you that because I've heard you really offend people, so I'm not. I appreciate you taking my call.

[A]

Yes, ma'. Am. I just don't understand. I'm so misunderstood.

[D]

You are. You have the reputation. You got to shake it.

[A]

Dude, I'm so misunderstood. I try. I mean, I did this whole volunteer thing.

[D]

I don't even given.

[A]

It should. It should have cleaned me up in one big swoop.

[D]

Sorry.

[E]

Speaking of misunderstood. So did you catch this audio of this guy Jeff. What's his last name, from Fox Sports Radio?

[A]

No.

[E]

What do you do on cnn? Yeah, so actually, I'm sorry, his name is Clay Travis. He's on Fox.

[D]

Okay. But he was on.

[E]

He was on CNN and he was.

[D]

What's he doing?

[E]

He was on there talking about this whole Jamil Hill converse. You know that, the conversation. She's the chick from espn. She made a comment about Trump and there's a whole controversy about it. Anyway, so he's on the show talking to this reporter on cnn and there's of course another pundit that's against. You know, I have to have the. His and her. And so this is. This is all live on television. This is the whole conversation that happened.

[D]

This is it.

[E]

Would you be offended by this?

[D]

Okay, I'm ready. I'm a First Amendment absolutist.

[A]

I believe in only two things completely.

[D]

The first amendment and boobs.

[A]

And so once they made the decision that they were not saying you believe in the first non related commentary, they I just want to make sure I heard you correctly as a woman anchoring the show. Did you say what did you say you believe in the First Amendment and ba BS boobs. Two things that have only never let me down in this entire country's history.

[D]

The First Amendment and boobs.

[A]

So those are the only two things I believe in.

[D]

Absolutely.

[A]

In the country. I'm still there too. And I just want to make sure I'm hearing you correctly. Be O o Z E or B O O B s Because as a woman I'm, I'm as in boobs. I believe completely in the First Amendment and in boobs. Those are the only two things I believe 100% in in this country. And by the way, Jamel has absolutely nothing to do with her background at all. Did you notice that he went straight to that? Yeah, you're absolutely right. I did go. Why did you say that live on national television and with, with a female host? I say it live on the radio all the time because it's true and that's what I do because I like boobs and the First Amendment which is exactly what I said. Listen, listen Brooke, I, I think that speaks for itself. I, I, I love the First Amendment as well. I also love women and I, and, and as you don't love boobs too. The one as one who truly. I'm not going to talk about that on, on television because it's irrelevant to the topic. I'm done even I'm sorry to have her anatomy brought up to have anyone's anatomy brought up in this. I'm done. This is done. This is conversation over. Yanking Mike's Bye. See ya.

[G]

That was entirely inappropriate.

[E]

So she just kicked him off the air because he's bringing up this conversation.

[A]

He was just stunning to try to get attention.

[D]

It was so people the audio first.

[E]

As far as that goes. Yeah.

[D]

Brilliant.

[A]

She was stunning too to get the, the press on her show. And guess what? Here we are replaying it. Every station, tv, newspaper and network around the country has made these two people famous because of a stupid stunt.

[D]

You think they got the guy before this and set this up? You think, hey, here's what I'm going to say and I want you to be really, really Offended.

[A]

You've been in TV for a while, JD. How many? Like 35 years. Have you ever seen anything like that happen?

[D]

Oh, God, yes. We like to do it all the time.

[A]

Y' all would premeditate.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Shocking stuff to try to get.

[D]

To try to get people upset, try to get people angry.

[E]

Oh, no. So.

[A]

But Hannah, I don't want to overdo it.

[D]

No.

[A]

Because then that could overdo the topic. Overdo this. How are you?

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah. Hannah, we gotta. We gotta kick you off here. I'm sorry.

[H]

Oh, no.

[E]

Hannah's getting kicked off too now.

[D]

Hannah.

[A]

Hannah, you. You are a dancer and you're not allowed on this show.

[D]

Wow. That's getting serious.

[A]

Hannah. It's slipping. Tip to the hip, right? Right by Hannah. Cut her off.

[F]

Hannah needs new sh.

[A]

Get r of Hannah.

[F]

She's out.

[D]

She's art. So now art. Art is now.

[A]

Art is dead. Rock and roll is dead. Country music has turned into rap and the world has changed. 887,234. 800 DJ. Put him on hold. James. 05 Tundra with 85. Four wheel drive, leather navigation. H05. That's the old body style. So does it have the. The four doors?

[F]

Yes, sir, it sure does got four doors. It's got a few little dings on it. Nothing serious.

[A]

What's it cost to fix said dings?

[F]

I haven't had it. Price.

[A]

Is it body shop or paintless dent repair? Ding. Just a little body shop I backed in. I've got a ding on my tailgate on my tundra from the other day where I backed into a tree. And the worst part about is I spilled my damn beer.

[D]

Oh, geez.

[A]

Wow. But you know, I was on. I was on farmland. Sure. So you own property, right, James, what will it. What's the body? I want to buy the truck. First of all, I'm interested. What is the body? Just guesstimate the body shop bill. Cuz I need to. I know what the truck's worth and I just got to back off what I got to spend at the body shop. Right.

[F]

I can't see no more than 45, 45, 25, 2500. Yeah, I don't think it'd be more than that.

[A]

It's pretty. That's a hell of a ding, James.

[F]

Well, they got a few. No, they got a few spots. They got the tailgate has got a bang in it and is on a quarter panel. Do the thing. And on the door on the driver's side.

[A]

Well, I'm glad I asked the question because 2500 is a fair answer and I believe you. And we can fix it for that. So does, does, does, does, does, does, does six grand buy it?

[F]

Six grand? Yeah, I have to check into that.

[A]

I'm gonna have to check in if I'm gonna give it what buys it.

[F]

I'm not too sure right now. Know the blue book on it was.

[A]

Like 85 minus 25 minus 25. Yeah, the blue book.

[F]

You're eight in the ballpark.

[A]

Yeah, I mean I'm just go ahead and admit it, James. Maybe you don't want to sell me the truck, but just tell me I'm on the money. Just tell me.

[F]

Yeah, you're on the money.

[A]

Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Good lord. I'm getting offended. 800. 800. Seven, two, three.

[F]

No respect.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Rodney Danger filled in an entire career on this.

[D]

The whole career.

[A]

He made a whole career.

[D]

My time say no respect.

[A]

Hey, tell you what, tracy. Red Oak, Texas 98 mark 8. Man, the miles are great, but that, that car, that car doesn't do anything in my world. It doesn't bring no money. What do you want for it?

[F]

Well, I was kind of wondering what it's worth.

[A]

You know, it's just. Let me, let me. I mean off the, off the hip, I think a thousand, 000 bucks. So let me look. I'm going to look at something.

[E]

What's the miles?

[A]

67,000 miles, which is wonderful. Miles. What, what kind of condition is it in?

[F]

It's pristine. I mean absolutely pristine. It was, it was actually, you know, lady's car. It was her husband's car. And when he passed away, it's been in the garage for like four years. And I've got all the maintenance records on it. It's got the valve quad overhead cam, 6.7.

[A]

I mean, listen. In May, on May 10th of 2017, the year of our Lord.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Daytona Beach, Florida. Put yourself there with a red exterior color in 66, 000 miles. The car came across the auction block in Daytona beach and Manhattan. Daytona.

[D]

It was a beautiful Tuesday.

[A]

They were asking three three, three, three three three three. They dropped it back to 500. No, no, wasn't sold. They dropped it back to 500 dot they got some action, they got some bidders. The bidding stopped at 1400. The car sold $1400 in August 8th in Dallas, Texas at the Dallas auto auction with a condition grade of 3.0, which is pretty good. Good. Partly cloudy, 101 thousand miles. The car sold for 700. So my thousand dollar numbers right on you there? I know. I'll just keep it too. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. How many of those do you have, Turley? Couple. That's fun. I want to hear the rest of them. This is me and I don't. This is me when I'm doing my outof body experience. I don't really realize what I'm doing.

[D]

So different. I've heard it.

[A]

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away. Now wake up guys. Give away.

[E]

Three times. Yeah, you got to hear it again.

[A]

A 66. She was a.

[D]

This a show into itself.

[A]

You should broadcast that when I, when I, when I, when I get frustrated with losers, I, I, I cuss at them. I cuss at them and it's not on FCC regulated airways.

[E]

Oh yeah, that's not at all.

[A]

That's a light version.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that the light. A lot of stuff.

[D]

Could you broadcast that on, on an Internet channel anywhere? You should do it.

[A]

Really.

[D]

Hell, dude, that's so fun, funny and it's so entertaining.

[A]

I don't talk that much though. I mean we're up there for three hours, so. So the, the, the clips are better than the whole ride. Okay, I got you and Lotus Elon Wallace. What's in Lotus Elon?

[F]

The little sports car. Looks like a mini Ferrari.

[A]

Okay. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What year did they quit making that thing?

[F]

93, I think, I think they made them from like 91 to 93.

[A]

I'm gonna look at. I just went to 92 and there's none available. So let me. It might have just been a 91 car.

[F]

Oh maybe 91.92.

[A]

I don't even know if they made it in 92. So you, you stumped the chump Wallace. You stumped my butt. I don't know. I never say that. I'm telling you, I don't know. So go to give me go the givemetheven.com. send me a picture, send me a VIN number. Now I've got to find out. Even if I don't buy it. I've got to find out. This hadn't happened in years. 91 Lotus Elan coupe with 93,000. What do you think it's worth?

[F]

About 11,000.

[A]

So knock half of that off for a retail crazies. So it's probably six. Okay, well send me the vin, give me the VIN doctor and let me look. I want to find out what, what station you listen to us on. So how are we fitting in down there because we're new.

[F]

So far, so good.

[A]

How long have you been tuned in?

[F]

What is that? Listening to 76?

[A]

No, listening to us this morning.

[F]

Oh, this is, this is the first time I've actually heard your show.

[A]

I know, but have you been on with us for five minutes or an hour and a half?

[F]

Been on for about 7 minutes and 36 seconds.

[A]

So you haven't even heard any good stuff yet. You hang tight. There's more. It gets better from here. 800, 872. Oh, he's talking about the damn phone call. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Put them on hold. I want that one. A 36 old. What, Barry? It's a 1936 Oldsmobile.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

All the classic cars, cars like this, I don't know them. I don't claim to know them. I know people that know them, and I send them off to my classic car buyers to get bids. So go to givemetheven.com and load that baby up, because I have no clue. I don't want. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. It's too much going on in my head.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And it'll screw me up.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Oh, I know this one.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

O5 Ford Excursion Limited with 91. So question number one. Is it a four wheel drive?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Question number two, is it a power stroke?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Question number three. Average, rough or clean?

[F]

It's clean.

[A]

Not average, but above average. Better than average, right?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Question number four. What does it take to buy it? Does 15 grand buy it?

[F]

No.

[A]

Ain't funny. We don't know what's on going funny. We're talking money.

[F]

Oh, you don't know. We are talking money.

[A]

Don't get funny with your money.

[F]

Obviously, everybody, everybody's look everywhere. Like everybody else. I look at KBB and I look at the market. Retail price is somewhere between 25 and 30,000. So I'm thinking somewhere around 20 to 22.

[A]

Okay. So I'm a wholesale buyer. So the, the, the niceness of me is I turn you into a check right now, it may be a thousand or two thousand less than you can get if you run ads on it for six weeks and take 50 phone calls and meet 27 people. Ask JD how that goes. He ran up, he ran an ad on my boat. Book value on my boat was $40,000.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Our asking price was $28,000.

[D]

Right.

[A]

How many people bought it, J.D. none. How many people did you talk to?

[D]

30. Oh, 50. And I took 20 of them on the leg.

[A]

Okay. Why didn't they? I mean, what? Well, what?

[D]

There's always something.

[A]

It's always something whipping. So just remember that. I'm not trying to slow you down, but I'm just trying to set you up.

[F]

Right?

[A]

Well. 18 grand. Buy it.

[F]

No, I actually, I don't have. I actually have a loan on it. So I owe a little bit less than 18. I'd actually like to make a little bit on it.

[A]

Okay. I actually want to buy. Here's the deal with this car. It all depends on how nice it is. It's old, it's miley. It's not crazy miley, but you know, it's a 100,000 mile rig. Go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number, give me a lot of pictures. I need to look at it hard. And if it's as nice as you say it is, I'm gonna impress you with my number.

[F]

Gotcha.

[A]

Got it. Thanks, man. What city?

[F]

Amarillo, Texas.

[A]

Amarillo. I know exactly where that is. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and the radio. This is slow ride by Foghorn. Take it easy.

[C]

Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio radio this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Arkansas, West Texas, East Texas, Oklahoma, all of South Louisiana, Louisiana, Austin, San Antone. We're on the Santon now.

[D]

Are we really?

[A]

Yep, 760 the ticket. It's a good sport station in Austin's 1300 from KTSA. Didn't you go down there and do a run?

[D]

I did. I worked a year at 55 KTSA talk show.

[A]

Did you get fired?

[D]

I did not. I quit. Cuz they changed the format.

[A]

Quitter?

[D]

No, because I got a call Back to Dallas to go to the Eagle.

[A]

Oh, that's a good decision.

[D]

Yeah, it was. Good call.

[A]

You had a lot more girlfriends in Dallas.

[D]

Many, many, many more. Those fun times.

[A]

Aaron, Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning, Jess.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Hammond, Louisiana.

[A]

Home in Louisiana. I know exactly where that is. Oh, Hammond. I thought you said Houma. Houma, Hammond. Whatever it takes. 14 tundra with 80 leather roof, nav crew cab, four wheel drive or two.

[F]

It is a two.

[A]

Okay. So I didn't think that you could maintain. I didn't even think they'd give you a hunting license in. In Louisiana if you had a toolbox drive truck.

[F]

Well, I got a 93 Toyota pickup that you just can't kill that. So I've been running it. Four wheel drive.

[A]

That makes sense. Which version is this? A SR5 or a limited or a Platinum?

[F]

No, it is. It's a limited. It's limited.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

All leather, sun, sunroof, you name it.

[A]

Gotcha. And 80s have miles or 79. How far till it turns 80?

[F]

Actually it'll probably be this weekend. I've got 79. Three on it. I've got to run to Destiny during the next week. So.

[A]

20. 24 grand. 24. 25.

[F]

Yes, sir. That's. That's close. I was looking more to see it. Right.

[D]

26.

[A]

The two wheel drive. Every time I grab a hold of a two wheel drive tundra, that's over 25 grand. I lose money.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

I don't know why, but I lose money. So I. I'm. This would not be one that I'm going to stretch 26 on.

[F]

Not a problem.

[A]

I appreciate but if you want. If you want to sell for 24 to 25, go to givemetheven.com and line it up 800-800-7234.

[D]

Do you see this picture on Facebook? Your Operation Airdrop, Terry Powers landed in Key west and there's pictures of fish on the actual tarmac. Dead fish of course, but they were blown in that from the ocean.

[A]

Really?

[D]

You took a picture of it right there on Operation Airdrop on your Facebook.

[A]

I noticed that they're getting flooded now. And right now in. I don't know why. I don't know the details of why some places are just now flooding.

[D]

That's odd.

[A]

They let out some water. Water, water somewhere. Talked to a friend of mine whose brother is in Houston.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And he went down there and helped him all out. He's in a good part of Town flooded. Six foot up. And it. They made it through the storm. But the release of the dam is what got him.

[D]

Blood got him.

[A]

And he made a good point. So he didn't. Imminent domain.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

When you. When the highways come in through your property.

[D]

Right.

[A]

And they're forcing. Imminent domain.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

And they pay you for market price.

[E]

Right.

[A]

So in the situation to let the flood water out where you're going. Yeah. It really was. It's actually a pretty decent argument. They weren't flooded. No, they made it through the storm, but the government decided to flood them out for the good of progress.

[D]

For the good of more people.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[A]

And that makes sense. But they. He's like, they got to pay us for it. They. They flood our house out.

[D]

They basically did. Yeah. The government.

[A]

Now, I don't know if the government has an argument that had the dam not been there, your house would have been flooded anyway. Then they can say, well, we wouldn't have bought the house to the dam hadn't. But who knows?

[C]

There we go.

[D]

We're going back to court.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And you know, there's a monkey that got. Just got out of court because he took a selfie.

[A]

But if you. I think they're putting a class together with like a class action. And you can go to Lubell Voyles and send them a email, tell them you got it from me. They're putting a class together. Try to figure this out.

[F]

Out.

[A]

This will see if they can get some refunds.

[D]

This will be in court for 20 years. All this.

[A]

This will be in court for 20 years.

[D]

Easily. Easily.

[A]

Now, what's the deal with a monkey in the selfie?

[D]

Okay. Monkey grabs a camera from a photographer. Photographer goes to the.

[A]

Did the photographer. Okay, well, I'm going to. I'm going to be the jud. I'm going to be the opposing council. All right. Did the monkey take the camera in surprise from the photographer?

[D]

Yes, he grabbed.

[A]

He did not offer the camera.

[D]

No, he. That's. That's exactly the argument they made. Had the. Had the photographer handed the monkey the camera, then technically the photographer was setting up the camera and he would have right of the picture. But because the monkey stole the camera, PETA is saying that the monkey should have the rights to the photo. PETA is saying this. That's exactly the point. Whom Court.

[A]

The monkey stole the camera and so he looted and he liked.

[D]

He liked the little clicky noise. So he started going clickity, clickity, click. And he realized when he pushes that button and he. And actually the photo was beautiful. You know, it's got a little angle.

[A]

Okay. So it's a great picture. So if a person steals a car and in the car they have a hundred dollars cash and they go to. The thief goes to the 7 11.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And buys a hundred dollars worth of lottery tickets.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

And they win. They win. Who won the lottery money?

[D]

Nobody.

[A]

Nobody.

[D]

Nobody. You can't win it with stolen goods. Who says if it ever goes. Nobody. You're right. It hadn't gone to court yet. It will. It's a monkey.

[A]

This is a similar situation. The monkey stole the camera and won a lottery ticket.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Who wins the lottery?

[D]

It was not set up.

[E]

It's a freaking monkey, though.

[A]

I know it's a monkey.

[C]

Monkey's not.

[A]

This is coming from a liberal.

[C]

Here's six numbers in a power blow.

[D]

Problem is it's PETA. And the PETA's got some good things. They do, but they do this kind of crazy stuff and it makes up for publicity. Makes people go, dude, it just waters down everything they do that's good. When they do something crazy like this or throw.

[A]

People was getting Pam Anderson naked in a fur coat. That was that. That got them a lot of attention. It's 20 years later and I'm still talking about it.

[D]

Sure it does. And, you know, throwing.

[A]

What's the photo worth?

[H]

I don't.

[D]

That's a good question.

[A]

I have no idea.

[E]

It's been shared, that's all.

[D]

It's been shared all over the world. So.

[A]

I mean, if I had it on my Facebook, would I have to pay 20 cents for.

[E]

There's no. It's a. There's no rights to it. I mean, there's nothing that's copyrighted.

[A]

What if the photographer would have gotten startled by the thief and he was in Texas and he had a CD only shot him right in the head.

[D]

We wouldn't be having this discussion. The monkey wasn't there taking a picture. That's exactly what would have happened.

[A]

But was the photographer who had the.

[D]

Right to shoot him?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. Because he's taking away his property. It's ridiculous. Any scared women?

[A]

Let's say the monkey showed up on your door.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And you shot him.

[D]

Then I have.

[A]

Where did all this take place? Was it the monkey's house or the monkey's house, actually. Yeah, but does he really have a deed to the property or is he just staying there?

[D]

I believe he's a squatter.

[F]

I don't know.

[D]

He's a squatter. Monkey.

[A]

Monkey. This is ridiculous. Is it big monkey or a Little monkey.

[D]

It was a big monkey.

[C]

He's a macaque.

[E]

It's a big cat.

[D]

It's a macaque.

[A]

What's a macaque?

[C]

I think that's. I think that's their proper pronunciation.

[D]

Yeah. They're like about a 12 year old kid that size, I think.

[A]

Yes. Any proceeds, I'm gonna. Now I'm gonna be in mediation. I'm gonna be a mediator. Let's take the proceeds of said photo that is in dispute and improve the living conditions at the monkey's house. And for this said monkey and future monkeys and his family.

[D]

Oh, there's the Fogo.

[A]

He's a ugly some.

[E]

Who's this?

[A]

No, and what? 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 random radio. Trust me on this one, boss. Just trust me.

[D]

Just trust me. Anyway, that's that. Who posted this? Now you gotta remember, this happened during the ebola breakout in 2014. But somebody on this show posted. Anybody want to go in with me on a company that produces fashionable Hazmat uniforms?

[E]

Who posted so somebody on this show?

[D]

Okay, it was either Michael Turley. It was either John Clay Wolf. It could have been Bobbo. Might have been JD could have even been. Sounds like strip club Pre K. Anybody want to go in with me on a company that produces fashionable Hazmat uniforms?

[A]

It's got to be Pre K. Yeah.

[D]

Ladies and gentlemen, that was the Michael Turley.

[A]

I don't even remember doing that. Really.

[D]

2014, October 15th of 2014. How about. How about this one? I need a fine young lady. Now this one, this could be one of at least two people that I know of. I need a fine young lady to come over and rub my feet. You know, that problem probably wasn't me or John. I don't think it's Michael.

[E]

He's married.

[D]

So we're going back.

[A]

I'm gonna go with Baba.

[F]

Baba.

[D]

Or Pre K. I need a fine young lady to come over and rub my feet.

[A]

Give me Bob. Over 300, Alex.

[D]

Ladies and gentlemen, that was August 27th, pre K. Okay.

[A]

Anything else?

[D]

I won.

[C]

But it's how you think I said that, man?

[A]

Because you're always my good man, my fine lady. You say stuff like that.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean, I got. I got a 100 better ways to say that.

[D]

Yeah, but you always got women coming over to do something. Are you asking for it?

[C]

I do now.

[D]

Yeah, you have an ex.

[C]

That a good one?

[D]

Can we talk about that? Sure.

[A]

You got. You're. You're hooked. You're seeing your Ex. First. Ex wife from how many years ago?

[C]

20.

[A]

God I'm mighty.

[D]

And she vanished.

[A]

We'll get into that.

[C]

Still a hot firecracker, boy.

[A]

Oh, he's back in love. Baba's back in love. Love. Turley, pick a good love song for us to come back with. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. And we'll be right back.

[C]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[C]

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[B]

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[C]

Stop.

[A]

So, Bob, Good morning everyone.

[C]

J.D.

[A]

Last segment, 12 minutes left. Bob, you. You watched the Founder, the McDonald's movie?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. I finally still have this with that. That's awesome.

[A]

It's the best movie of the year. I don't know when it was made.

[C]

A lot of people don't realize when you think McDonald's, you think Ray Crock.

[A]

Right. He was a huge hustler. Yeah, he was a salesman.

[C]

And he has perpetuated that version of the story for his entire career.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But he didn't found McDonald's. The McDonald brothers found him again and.

[A]

They hated him at the end and he paid them to shut up and go away.

[C]

Really good movie.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

If you like like a business based movie like Wall street, you know, Right.

[D]

To Netflix. Where is it?

[A]

Where'd you get it? Where'd you see it?

[C]

I stole it off of a torrent website.

[D]

Lovely.

[A]

So you're a thief. Bobo stole the movie from a backwoods website. If he would have learned something from that movie and profited from what he learned, would he owe the the website that he stole the movie?

[D]

I still think he owes the website he stole it from.

[A]

Thief.

[C]

I consider it like a promotional cop.

[D]

You're a thief.

[A]

Cuz. I'm.

[C]

I'm in media and I need to.

[A]

Be able to watching Showtime after hours as a child and you were trying to see the nude women through the scrambled TV screen when you saw a real. When you got that moment of sunshine.

[D]

Just a moment, were you stealing?

[A]

Kinda.

[C]

Well, I mean, I was not 17 or over.

[A]

Ah, brings up a whole nother. Good point. And good point to you guys. If you would like to get your car bid on the air this morning before lunch. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What are some weird car stories this week, Turley? I have not been in the buyer's room. I've been doing volunteer work all week.

[D]

You've been doing good things for people that got hurt by these hurricanes?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Flying airplanes, bringing goods.

[A]

Yes. Feeding people in Florida, feeding babies, saving lives.

[D]

Right.

[E]

Nothing.

[A]

Hang on, hang on. Let me put my cape down. Go ahead.

[D]

It's very nice.

[E]

Nothing too crazy. We have had some interesting fun photos come in. Where guys are. Actually, this is earlier this week. This is.

[A]

Give me the vin boat.

[E]

Yes. Givemetheven.com where he had his wife or girlfriend bent over. Yes, yes. It was a Yukon, a little Tahoe. And it was, you know, interesting look.

[A]

Smaller because her ass was so big.

[E]

Yeah, no, it didn't. It was, it was proportioned.

[A]

It was actually really little Tahoe. And I've never seen a little Tahoe. Tahoe. I always seen a big Tahoe. And if it looked little, he may have devalued it.

[D]

A big woman.

[E]

It did help the value. I believe Robert Mixon did give a little bit more money.

[A]

I told y' all to send those to me. Whenever we get fun stuff like that.

[E]

You know what? And we keep forgetting to do it.

[A]

You know what you're doing? You're stealing from me.

[D]

You are. You're stealing joy.

[A]

Stealing from me.

[D]

Happiness.

[A]

Absolutely. How many of those have you had over the past year, man?

[E]

Not very many, but this was one that just kind of of stood out. Cuz it was actually, it was actually purposely done there. Sometimes you see them in the background or something. But this one, you could tell she's showing off the vehicle.

[D]

Y' all were passing around a Corvette and had two women. One was very attractive, one not so much.

[E]

Yeah. Oh, they were washing the Corvette.

[A]

The Corvette in front of rednecks. I saw that one. You shared that one with me. Thank you. Good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

How about a motorcycle?

[A]

We have a motorcycle buyer. Because we don't get that many. Well, we Get a couple a day, and we send them to him. He's the professional. He knows them. So if you go to givemetheven.com and load it up, it will go straight to our motorcycle buyer, and he will contact you. What kind of bike is it?

[F]

Awesome. It's.08 Yamaha Raider.

[A]

He knows them. I just don't know him. My brain is too full of regular cars, and when I try to stuff it with more, it just makes me start screwing up. Another.

[F]

Probably a bad idea. Yeah.

[A]

But yeah, we buy and we buy RVs and we buy travel trailers and in the big coaches. No boats. No boats. If you're a good boat buyer, if you want to be, we need a boat guy. I don't have a boat guy. Yeah, every time I buy a boat, I. I just get screwed. I don't know what I'm doing. If you don't know what you're doing, you need to step away from the fire.

[D]

Stay out of boats.

[A]

So every motorcycle I've ever bought winds up laying down, falling over, falling over. We bring it to the office auction. You know, the guy, the auction driver doesn't know how to ride it. Then they pop the clutch. It hits the auction block, falls over, kills three people. It's just. Yeah, it's just bad news. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Oh, you're talking about stuff at Give Me the event. A real quick shout out to courtesy and Bow Bridge. Yeah, they get what we do. They'll do in and outs, no problem.

[D]

Yep. No.

[E]

No questions asked at all. We'll give them the bid.

[A]

I bought a lot of cars from him.

[E]

Ah, okay.

[A]

That's why.

[E]

That's maybe. Okay.

[A]

So you dealers out there, how do we be part of your network? How do we do. It's real simple. We will send you tons of business if you treat our customers right, price them right, and we get the trade in. When we work this whole thing up. 20,000. We do the trade, and then they trade it into you. And y' all call us and tell us this lie about how your service manager's wife's been looking for one of these, and y' all didn't realize it was. It was our car. And you sold it to her.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

Then you owe me money.

[D]

Fair enough.

[A]

It's just. Period. It's business. Catch me outside. Ain't gonna work. Catch me on the next one, bro. Ain't gonna work. Catch me next time. Doesn't pay the bills.

[D]

So this dealership does it right. What's their name again?

[A]

Give them A big plug.

[E]

Courtesy.

[A]

And Bobridge.

[E]

They have Ford, Dodge, Chrysler. Yes, and Bobridge. It's like between Lafayette. You know, when you're in Louisiana, you know life yet. Yeah. You know where it's at. They, in fact, they called us saying, hey, when are you guys going to come pick up this car? We're like, huh?

[A]

Like, oh, yeah, this has been here for a week. We're like, we didn't even know.

[E]

He's like, yeah, you guys gave him an offer, they came in and that's it. And usually you don't hear that, John, when do you hear that?

[A]

What happens is, so we do the deal. We have the sales guy and the sales manager on the phone with the customer. We're doing it in and out, $20,000. Everybody agrees, everything's cool. Customer signs up, drops the car off. We call the dealership, it and they get amnesia. Amnesia? What? I don't remember. What are you talking about? We were already working this guy. No, no, we're just. Okay, well, that's fine. We're not going to send you any more business. It's real easy.

[D]

Done.

[A]

We would love to work with good dealers that will work with us, but we spend $150,000 a month in advertising.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

And when we send you customers, we expect at least get a chance to make a profit on. On the car. We might take a loss on the car. It happens 25 of the time. But at least we have the shot. The chance, that's what we work on, is a chance. It's like abba. This whole thing's run by abba. It's floored by abba.

[D]

Take a chance on me, Right?

[A]

Okay, enough of that. Go ahead, J.D. you got me going.

[D]

You know, we got a lot of flooding going on with all the hurricanes, and so here's the headline. Is this one real or is this one fake? It's Noah's Ark theme park destroyed by a flood. They were building this theme park, Noah's Ark Adventure, and it flooded. Strangely enough, true story or not, it's been on Facebook, been running all around since. There was a lot of flooding in the last of Florida and Texas. Everywhere else, theme parks. Noah's Ark theme park destroyed in a flood.

[A]

That's true.

[D]

It is not a true story because.

[A]

I knew it went broken.

[D]

Yeah, I did it. This was. Actually, I didn't want to tell you, but this was in Kentucky, so I didn't really quite get it.

[A]

I didn't know where it was. I knew it was in the SEC somewhere.

[D]

Iowa.

[A]

Man, when are we going to secede?

[D]

Yeah. Iowa man tries to deposit a million dollar bill, gets arrested for drugs. Iowa man, a million dollar bill he tries to deposit in the bank, and they arrest him for the meth that happens to be in his box.

[A]

There's just not such a thing as a million dollar bill. So it doesn't. It's got to be fake.

[D]

Did it really happen or not? Did somebody really try this?

[E]

He said there's meth in his pocket.

[D]

Meth in his pocket?

[A]

Meth is weird. Meth makes people do weird things. Once a person is addicted to meth, they're much like a vampire. They've been bit. They can be normal during the daylight hours, and they can be convincing that they're back to normal. But they aren't.

[D]

They.

[A]

So maybe, yeah, someone that may.

[D]

That's a true story. The band bank with a million dollar bill and they called the cops. The cops found Methodist pocket.

[A]

You don't say.

[D]

You don't say that. Do one more.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Aspiring pastor accused of murdering his wife, blames it on cough syrup. Aspiring pastor accused of murdering his wife, blames it on.

[A]

I'm gonna go. Yeah. Because there's too many crooked pastors out there. There's some great ones.

[E]

Get twisted on that. Cough syrup.

[D]

He plays it on cough syrup. Syrup.

[A]

I need some. Some lean brother.

[C]

You drink like a gallon.

[A]

What's the name of his church?

[D]

Let me see here. Does it say? It does not say.

[A]

Okay. That would help.

[D]

True story. Raleigh, North Carolina. He says he woke up from a dream. I have blood all over the floor. And wife and. I believe it was the cough syrup that did it.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, John.

[A]

Hey.

[F]

Mustang GT. You interested?

[A]

How many miles?

[F]

159.

[A]

I mean, it's a 500 car to me. With that many miles. Miles. If it had good miles and. Yes, but. But we. Once they get below 2,000 bucks, it's just hard for us to handle them.

[D]

We just don't work.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Good morning.

[F]

I don't actually have a vehicle to sell, but I wanted to ask a question.

[C]

Please.

[A]

Yes.

[F]

You are phenomenal with your knowledge. Were you born that way or did you study hard when you were a child? I'm just very impressed with your knowledge of vehicles.

[A]

Oh.

[F]

So I was just asking.

[A]

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I'm assuming. If you're not, I'll tell you. Okay. It's repetition. What I think I was born with. If there's anything. Because it was great memory. So all these transactions over 20 years.

[D]

You also read people very well.

[A]

But the memory, it's a memory game. It's like a card catalog in my head and I put them on hold. That's what I've got, is a good memory. And I'm just interested in the business we're in.

[D]

I got a funny story about that.

[C]

Eidetic memory and Tourette's.

[D]

Yes, I have a Deion Sanders story now. We're have to tell it next week.

[A]

Nita. Good morning. Last person on the show today. We got eight seconds. What's up?

[F]

I just wondered, do you guys get a lot of Hondas that people sell?

[H]

Yep.

[A]

We got one second. I love you too. Gotta go. Bye.

[H]

See ya.

[C]

Out.

[A]

I'm out. Back to the money tab is money. Are we on? We're on. We're rolling.

[C]

Turn that boy up a little quick.

[A]

Post sale. Post show. So Babo, the BC powder snorting got me in trouble with our guiding light in the programming world because they had some complaints about you impersonating drug use on FCC controlled airwaves.

[C]

Oh, no. But you showed them the package of BC powders, and there's no doubt that that's what it was.

[A]

We unwrapped it. I. I put one of them on my tongue. And how this started was I said, I'm hungover. And Bob O said, I'm hungover too. I said, I'm going to take a BC powder. It really helps. And I suggested to Bob, why don't you snort one? And you said, sounds good.

[C]

Well, this is an ongoing thing because a few weeks ago when you were taking one of those, I said, why don't you just snort it, man?

[A]

That's right.

[C]

So you and I have kind of discussed this for a while.

[A]

So we have this on our Facebook page. The video of Bobbo snorting a massive amount of BC powder.

[C]

It was a pretty good pile.

[A]

And what did it do to you?

[C]

It hurt like a bastard.

[A]

First thing of all is the eye sting turned off.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. So it hurt like a mother.

[C]

Hurt really bad. And also almost immediately stopped the left side of my nose up. It's like you took a hunk of Velveeta cheese. Okay. About a quarter pound.

[A]

Like a butt plug in your nose.

[C]

Yeah. Maybe a third of the stick. Yeah. And stuck it all the way up there. No air going in or anything.

[A]

Do you think you'd need to go to the doctor and get medical attention?

[C]

I began to wonder.

[E]

He was miserable the whole show.

[C]

See how red my left Eye was.

[A]

It was so bad.

[C]

And I went home, and nine hours later, I'm sitting at my kitchen table with a Vicks inhaler. You know what that is? Like a vaporizer stuck all the way up the fucking left side of my.

[A]

Nose trying to clear it out.

[C]

It's miserable. I finally took a couple of, like, generic Sudafeds. Tiny red ones.

[A]

The speed stuff.

[C]

Yeah. And they kind of. They kind of dried it up.

[A]

Bit a little.

[C]

Little bit. Got rid of it.

[A]

So the next day was it gone?

[C]

Kinda. To this day right now, this has been a week ago, and I'm still. I'm still getting kind of a. Kind of a strange snuffle on my left side.

[A]

Will you ever snort BC powder again?

[C]

I think I may have burned out a little bit of cartilage or something. Like, you hear about Stevie Nicks burned.

[A]

Out her cartilage from doing drugs? Yeah.

[C]

No. I'll never snort BC powder again. Mom, dad, if you're listening, I've learned my lesson about that. That evil BC powder. From now on, I'm just gonna eat it.

[A]

What's the other stuff called? Goodies.

[C]

I wonder if you can smoke it.

[A]

Let's try Goodies.

[C]

Try the Goodies powder.

[A]

We'll try. I've watched the video and I've showed the video to others, and everybody has the same reaction. Their jaw just drops. The amount of intake that you took in that one snort was the speed of it, too.

[E]

I mean, it was gone in, like, a second.

[C]

Well, anything worth doing, Turley.

[A]

It was unbelievable.

[C]

You got a light bulb?

[A]

It was unbelievable. What, What. What gave you the confidence to tackle that. That mound that large, that quickly?

[C]

Well, they're guys and. And you're aware of these guys, too. And some of them work in the. The market where we live.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

That are kind of playing radio. I'm a professional, all right? And when my producer and. Or host, especially the host of the show says so I need to be.

[A]

Careful with the influence that I have, my good man.

[C]

Come, come, come and snort this BC powder. Sir, yes, sir, I do.

[A]

But you were the ones that. You cut the deck. I didn't get. You took the whole dose and cut it into two lines with a Jim Bowie knife and you took a half of the whole. Whole fucking thing all in one big snort.

[C]

You owed about 5 grams.

[A]

You OD'd.

[C]

Yeah. It was too much. You OD'd. And that's that drug mentality. That's what you do, you know, when you do something, it hurts you.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And you're still hurting the next day, you're thinking, you know what I did wrong? It wasn't doing the drugs. You took too much.

[A]

It was the way you did it.

[C]

You took too much. Too much. Next time, we'll just do a little bit.

[A]

You just took it too far.

[C]

Prek knows what I'm talking about, man. You hurt yourself on something.

[A]

You pulled a hammy.

[C]

Well, it can't be the fact that I did it. I just did it wrong.

[A]

Okay, with that, we hope you all enjoyed the show and our little After Duty podcast. We'll see you next Saturday. Bye.