#115 The john Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #115

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Show Theme: "Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com; we talk cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll—just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC."

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the show’s signature freewheeling mix of car buying, sharp banter about sports and pop culture, outrageous humor, and a focus on community, with a recurring emphasis on the aftermath of hurricanes and ongoing relief efforts. Classic John Clay Wolfe Show elements are on display: live car appraisals, a rotating cast of co-hosts, boundary-pushing improvised comedy, audience call-ins, and hot takes on American life. A highlight is the segment on relief operations for hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico, with special guests from the baseball community.

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Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Live Car Deals & “GiveMeTheVIN.com” Pitch

• Car Appraisals Live On-Air: The show features rapid-fire, sometimes hilarious, live car value negotiations with callers.
  • Example: Kenneth in Dallas highlights the ease of GiveMeTheVIN’s online system compared to CarMax’s slow in-person process. John ups the bid on Kenneth’s Volvo to beat CarMax (03:43).
  • “Website hit you at 14 grand… CarMax, how long did you have to go jack with that? …two and a half hours.” — John Clay Wolfe & Kenneth ([04:10])
• Ongoing CarMax Rivalry: John touts his $100 guarantee to beat CarMax offers, boosting it to $500 for radio callers, then announcing a $300 beat-CarMax guarantee for web offers that day ([21:45]).
• Comedic and Provocative Banter: Offers are seasoned with playful razzing and edgy jokes about caller habits, location stereotypes, and more.
  • On a clean old Corvette: “She purrs like a kitten... Take a side shot of that car with the top up… open the door, picture of the driver’s seat...” ([23:17])

Notable Quotes:

• “My brain has been programmed into that computer and it will tell you.” – John Clay Wolfe ([04:08])
• "You sound too straight to be given those details.” – John to Kenneth, prepping a Volvo sale ([02:25])

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2. Hooter’s Suburban “Death Pool” & Listener Engagement

• Running Bit: The staff has a long-running pool predicting when “Hooter’s Suburban” (a GMTV employee’s decrepit car) will finally die. They honor the listener who guessed closest to its actual “death.”
  • “We took bets on when this burb is going to die…” – John ([06:31])
  • Winner: Michael Del Rosario, sold the Burb for $300; still technically running, it becomes a show legend (50:24–50:36).
• Community Involvement: Listeners are actively engaged in these antics, entering contests and interacting on social media.

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3. Sports, Comedy, and Local Color

• Football Talk: John and crew riff on local and national college football, often teasing regional habits and team allegiances.
  • “All you hear on the radio…every station across the plains is high school football.” ([142:15])
• Tony Romo as Psychic: Recapping their own bit about Tony Romo's uncanny play predictions, furthered by “Romero Romo” (a Romo parody character delivering outlandish tales) ([93:52-96:43]).
  • “Antonio… his uncanny ability to predict the future.” – Romero Romo ([94:08])
• Rival Radio Characters: Good-natured ribbing about radio animal mascots, “Randy the Chipmunk” vs. “Ticket Mouse,” their comedic utility, and “who’s funnier” ([12:55]).

Notable Quotes:

• “Animal characters have been around on radio since the seventies…” – Turley ([13:43])
• “Tony Romo… he knew what he (Belichick) was doing.” ([11:19])
• “Did you rip them off on Randy the Chipmunk?” – John to Bobbo ([12:53])

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4. Post-Hurricane Relief & Operation Airdrop

• Puerto Rico Hurricane Maria Relief:
  • Special Guest: Iván "Pudge" Rodriguez calls in, joined by community reps, to discuss efforts in gathering supplies and distributing aide to Puerto Rico and neighboring islands.
  • Key info: Priority goods—generators, water, food; relief drop-off location in Irving, Texas; donations via operationairdrop.com ([100:39–109:44]).
  • Collaboration: Major league baseball players, including Carlos Beltrán and Carlos Correa, are involved; Rangers Foundation pledges support ([104:13]).
  • Urgency: “Puerto Rico needs help… by this afternoon those plants… are running out.” – Pudge Rodriguez ([103:04])

Notable Quotes:

• “We are going to help Puerto Rico and also the Virgin Islands… all this help is going to provide.” – Pudge Rodriguez ([104:13])
• “We need generators, water, food. Drop off at 2800 Story Road West, Irving, Texas…” – Catalina (community organizer) ([108:01])
• “It’s been a full time job…just won’t quit…it's important for people not to get tired of hearing about donations…” – John ([109:58])

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5. Classic Bits & On-Air Characters

• Strip Club DJ & Road Stories: Former call screener/strip club DJ shares swamp-bound car pickup misadventures: running out of gas, livestock, customer oddities ([77:33, 78:23–81:30]).
• Hannah the Stripper: Satirical, irreverent call-in from “Hannah,” a recurring show character, describing wild romantic mishaps with trademark outrageousness ([121:45–124:57]).
• Romero Romo: Offers comical “psychic” predictions and anecdotes ([93:52–97:35]).

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6. Pop Culture & News Satire

• Comedy News Bits: Parody news flashes, including headlines like “Colorado Hunter claims Sasquatch assault” (127:00) and “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups discontinued” (128:01).
• NFL Kneeling/Trump: Touches on cultural flashpoints (“Trump: any NFL player who takes a knee should be fired…”) ([44:32]), with the show’s usual irreverence.
• On-air Meltdowns: Plays infamous host outbursts, “Stop the hammering!” (MSNBC Lawrence O’Donnell), and references classic anchor freak-outs ([66:23–68:36]).

Notable Quotes:

• “Stop the hammering out there! Who’s got a hammer?” – Lawrence O’Donnell clip ([67:16])
• “Do it live! I’ll write it and we’ll do it live. The thing sucks…” – Bill O’Reilly classic ([68:27])

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7. Jobs, Local Shoutouts, and Final Thoughts

• Driver & Buyer Recruitment: Multiple on-air calls for job applicants; requirements discussed (good work ethic, some car experience helpful, but not necessary) ([34:02–34:48, 93:25]).
• Regional Welcomes: Various shoutouts as the show welcomes new Texas and Louisiana affiliates ([16:19], [36:24], [119:00]).
• Texas/Southern Culture: Enduring humor about beer, regional idiosyncrasies, and country music (“Reba is just a grindin’ ass woman… all her songs are complainin’...”) ([37:10–38:19]).

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Memorable/Notable Moments & Quotes with Timestamps

Car Segment Quotes

• “If I give you 15 grand, do I own it?” – John ([04:59])
• “You bring up a good point. You go to the website and put your VIN number in…” ([04:08])
• “I'll beat it by $500…” – John, outbidding CarMax ([20:16])
• “Any deals we don't beat today? ...We'll pay you 300 bucks.” ([21:45])

Sports Talk

• “Animal characters have been around on radio since the seventies.” – Turley ([13:43])
• “Tony Romo… psychic. He’s gonna roll to the right, roll to the left…” ([10:33])
• “NFL, I see on our run sheet to preview week three. I really don't give a damn.” – John ([43:53])

Hooter’s Suburban Death Pool

• “The burb has not died yet, has it? …It's a zombie. It really is.” ([49:16])

Relief Efforts

• “Puerto Rico needs help. I mean, and for me, whatever we can do… great.” – Pudge ([102:01])
• “We are going to help Puerto Rico and also the Virgin Islands…” – Pudge Rodriguez ([104:13])
• “We need generators, water, food… drop-off at 2800 Story Rd W, Irving, Texas.” – Catalina ([108:01])

Comedy Highlights

• “Have you ever heard your wife breathing real hard and calling your name in bed? …You just didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.” – “Ticket Mouse” joke ([13:30])
• “You sound too straight to be giving those details.” – John to Kenneth ([02:25])
• “I rode that thing 'til the wheels fell off, literally.” – Hooter about his Suburban ([48:14])
• “Stop the hammering out there! Who’s got a hammer?” – O’Donnell ([67:16])
• “Hey man, I don’t always drink beer but when I do, make mine a natty light tall boy.” ([35:52])

Culture/Pop Satire

• "All Reba McEntire songs are just complaining. She was doing Taylor Swift before Taylor Swift." – John and Bobbo ([38:05])

Listener/Staff Banter

• “My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I buy cars on the radio.” (Various times)
• “We’ll come to your house and pick it up. So easy you can do it in your underwear.” (Slogan repeat)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description | |--------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:43–05:34 | Live Volvo sale negotiation (Kenneth vs. CarMax) | | 06:44–10:01 | Hooter's Suburban death pool contest | | 21:44–21:54 | Announcing $300 CarMax-beat guarantee | | 38:05–38:19 | Reba McEntire song analysis/jokes | | 49:21–50:36 | Hooter’s Suburban—final verdict (still not technically dead)| | 77:33–81:30 | Strip Club DJ’s swamp car pickup story | | 93:52–97:35 | Romero Romo, “psychic” gags about Tony Romo | |100:39–109:44 | Hurricane Maria Relief Effort: Pudge Rodriguez call-in | |127:00–128:08 | Satire: Bigfoot assault; Reese’s rumor | |152:22–153:19 | Car negotiating: caller pushes for unrealistic 30k |

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Overall Show Tone & Approach

• Language: Unfiltered, irreverent, and often self-deprecating; frequent inside jokes and recurring characters.
• Tone: Mixes friendly salesmanship, rapid-fire humor, regional ribbing, and sincere community concern (especially in the relief segment).
• Pace: Fast, with abrupt turns between silly and serious—the show thrives on unpredictability and the personalities of its staff and callers.

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For New Listeners

This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe: equal parts high-energy car radio, wild morning show, and real “community bulletin board” with a Texas twang. Expect plenty of car value tips, surprise laughs, vulgar jokes (often, but not always, tongue-in-cheek), sports talk, and real commitment to good causes like hurricane recovery. If you want live deals, audience interaction, and wild radio chemistry, you’re in the right place.

To sell your car or help with Puerto Rico relief, visit:

• GiveMeTheVIN.com
• OperationAirdrop.com

Key Quote to Sum It Up:
“We talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll… just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” — John Clay Wolfe

Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com.

[A]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. Good morning, everyone. It's your uncle Bobbo on the big chair with my friend JD Ryan.

[C]

Good morning, Baba.

[A]

Starboard side.

[D]

Getting on your lap.

[C]

Starboard side.

[A]

What's happening over there, buddy?

[C]

Just hanging out, man.

[A]

Well, I'm on his starboard side. You're on my port, I guess.

[C]

Is that right? 800-800-Radio is the call in number for.

[A]

Those of y' all who are new to John Clay.

[D]

John, you did something different with your hair.

[C]

I didn't put the. The spunk in it. Oh, okay. The whale semen. I use whale semen as my hair gel. Do you? Yes.

[D]

And I gotta know where you buy that.

[C]

At the sex shop, of course.

[D]

I'm sorry, stupid.

[C]

I've been doing it since seventh grade. Kenneth, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hello?

[C]

Hello? Hey, hey, Kenneth, you're on the air. Me? Kenneth, you're on the air means, Kenneth, you're on the air. Good morning.

[E]

Oh, good morning. Hey, I got a 2012 Volvo C70 that I want to sell.

[C]

Hey, speaking of. Hang on just a second, Kenneth. Hooter me. Not Hooter, Turley. Hooters burb died.

[F]

Yeah, I heard.

[C]

So we need to look up. Bob. We look up on the Facebook page and see who won the raffle.

[A]

Unbelievable.

[C]

Remember. Remember we did the. The death bet? What do you call death pole? Death pool? Yeah, on when Hooters bourbon would die. Suburban would quit working. Right.

[F]

Hooters. The guy works at GMTV for.

[C]

Yep. And it died. Okay, go ahead, Kenneth.

[E]

Okay. It's got a 44,000 miles. It's midnight black with gray leather with white stitching.

[C]

Fantastic. You sound too straight to be given those details.

[E]

No, sir. I'm just looking to sell this car. I love this car, but I've got to sell it. It's in fantastic shape. It's never been smoked in. I mean, I vape. I do vape in it, but it leaves no smell at all.

[A]

Wait, is this strip club?

[C]

No.

[A]

Is this a prank call?

[C]

No, no. It's Kenneth in Dallas. What part of Dallas? Vaping Kenneth from Dallas? Yeah. How about I vape Oak Cliff? Oak Cliff. He's white and he's strai. And he vapes. He drives a 12 Volvo. He doesn't drive much with 40, 000 miles. You're a different kind of duck, Kenneth. What do you do for a living?

[E]

I am in online marketing.

[C]

Okay. He's dot com guy. Do you remember that? That guy named himself. I know. I went to school with his wife. No, the guy that actually called himself.comguy.com guy. And she was.com misses.com guy. But she is no longer because she divorced his ass after he put five.com kids on her. God, it didn't.com pay for him. Hey, Ke. Yes. Thirteen grand buy it?

[A]

No.

[E]

I went to your website and it was very easy. I mean, I'm in the business and the website was very easy to navigate and. But it's far less than your competitor CarMax offered 145 for it.

[C]

So what did the website say? I just bet it off my hip. What did my website. What did my system tell it? Bid it for you?

[E]

12 to 14.

[C]

So 14 and CarMax was 14 5. Okay. And we guarantee if we don't beat Carmax, we'll pay you $100. And I'm not gonna pay you $100. So I'm gonna beat it by $500 and I'm gonna give you 15 grand. And remember, I just got in. I haven't even unloaded my briefcase, haven't looked at anything. I was just bidding that off the hip. Not saying it wasn't real. But you bring up a good point. Is if you go to the website and put your VIN number in, then it'll be. My brain has been programmed into that computer and it will tell you. Like you said, the website hits you at 14 grand. Right. Then in the Carmax thing, how long did you have to go jack with that? Did it take an hour?

[E]

Oh, God, it was like two and a half hours.

[C]

Okay. Right. And how long did it take you to get 14 out of my website?

[E]

About five minutes.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[E]

What do I do next?

[C]

If I give you 15 grand, do I own it?

[E]

You do.

[C]

Okay. You live in Dallas. Well, you. You should have just replied back to your buyer and give me the vin. The person that you were talking to and said, hey, I got 14 five at max, we beat it. And they would have beat it right then and you wouldn't had to bother me on the radio this morning. But that's okay. That's okay. Be on the radio. Okay, that's fine. I'm glad you're on the radio. So now it's 14:9. Because it's a hundred dollar be on the radio fee. Hey.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Ah, it's One of those deals. Expensive.

[D]

All right.

[C]

No, we'll just come to your house and pick it up. Just email back to your buyer, give me the VIN and say, hey, John bought the confirmed. He's given 15 grand for the car. Please come get it, bring me some.

[E]

Money and we will do that immediately.

[C]

Thanks, boss. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[A]

Hey, man.

[D]

Hey, man.

[A]

How long ago did we talk about Hoot suburban, man?

[C]

It's like 90 days. 60 days.

[D]

Yeah, it's been a while.

[C]

It's been a while. You got to dig. So Hooter Suburban died. It was, it was stuck in second gear and he was driving. He lives close to the office and he was got to where he was driving down like neighborhood roads because he was starting in second. He couldn't get on the interstate. He couldn't reach a high velocity of travel and he didn't want to buy a new car. And I told him not to spend any money on this old burb.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So he just kept driving. It's been in second gear for like eight months.

[F]

Oh, more than that.

[C]

Oh, really?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh really.

[F]

Like almost two years.

[A]

Oh, dear God.

[C]

His wife's got a nice car. He's. He's a working man with kids and he just doesn't need to. He's not trying to impress anybody.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

So he just cruises down the side.

[D]

Streets, come to work, go home.

[C]

But he came in that day, he said, man, it's getting worse. It's starting to slip. Grandma's getting dementia. She fell and broke her head. And we took bets on when this burb is going to die and it died and we, and we need to.

[D]

We're going to give it to somebody.

[C]

We're going to give it to somebody.

[F]

Who ever guessed the right. Oh, oh, oh, you found it.

[D]

How would they get.

[C]

We'll get to that in a minute. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808. Peter and Houston. 15 Toyota Tacoma with 24. Is it a crew cab or. Well, they're all crew cabs pretty much. Is it a 4Wh drive or two? Okay.

[E]

TRD Sport.

[C]

Four wheel drive or two. Okay. White, gray, green, What?

[E]

Silver?

[C]

Grander, average, Rougher, clean.

[E]

That's clean.

[C]

TRD SR5.

[E]

TRD Sports.

[C]

Okay. At 24, 000 miles. Two wheel drive you said, right. Four wheel drive. So 25, 26. 26, 26. It's a 15 body style change. We heard the body style change early. 6, 16, 16, 15, 16, 26 grand. Pete, is what I'M thinking yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds like I'm. Sounds like I'm screwing up. Okay, that's fine. Does it have a clean carfax and no flood? Did not get wet or describe wet. Oh, come on.

[E]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

No, it's clean. Never.

[C]

Other than the 26 grand buys a 15 four wheel drive Tacoma with 24 with a clean Carfax, then I own it. Go to givemetheven.com. load the VIN number up and our your rep, your buyer will contact you back. It'll email you back and get you an official offer letter and we'll get it picked up and used. We have an office in Houston. We've got a drive team on the ground down there and they'll be at your house. They can come today. Let's go. Okay, that's enough cars. Everybody's. Everybody on the board for waiting on cars. Just hang. I don't want to talk cars right now. I want to talk to Bobbo.

[D]

Okay?

[C]

I came all the way here to talk to Bob.

[A]

Oh, that's nice. I miss you too, man.

[D]

I'll sit over here and be quiet.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

We don't talk. We didn't hang around this summer as much as we did last year.

[C]

No, we only went to two concerts instead of one. And we didn't smoke near the grass.

[A]

We have a winner on the Hoots Suburban deal, by the way. When you're ready for that.

[C]

Okay. We need to review the rules, regulations in terms of that whole contest since it was months old. Before we start announcing people on the air. I need to look at what we're doing and check with Hooter to make sure he's cool. And by the way, Hooter, we gave your burb away, but.

[A]

Oh, that was the deal, wasn't it?

[C]

Yeah, that was the deal. I just. I mean, make sure he didn't have any. He has all his personal items out of it.

[A]

Jimmy Finn of the dolphins cabin. You just won a Chrysler Cordova. You pick it up in Morty's office.

[F]

So a possible winner. Who is the possible winner?

[C]

I don't want to name anybody of anything because I don't want to just.

[F]

What's the date?

[A]

We got a definite winner.

[C]

What's the date?

[A]

What day? What day did it got a definite winner? What day did it actually die this week?

[C]

You know, where are we? Just. It's just the week of September 20th. Ish.

[A]

Okay. Because I'm looking at the actual date that this was put in was July 22nd. Okay. And the guess was September 21st.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

And that's pretty damn close.

[C]

Let's threaten the needle.

[F]

Yeah, no kidding.

[A]

Now if we don't have a before after clause, you know, that's a psycho. If it died on the 20th. I don't know if that's a legal guess or not, but that's pretty Damn close. For July 22 is the name Tony.

[F]

Romo because he can predict a lot of things.

[C]

So maybe he predicted this.

[A]

I hadn't even thought of that.

[C]

Tony Romo's dad last week was hilarious.

[D]

It was great.

[C]

It was great.

[A]

What did he do?

[C]

I wouldn't mind hearing that again, actually. Do you have it handy to. Not like you don't have it on instantaneous.

[A]

Oh, so Tony Romo's a psychic.

[C]

He's a psychic. He's gonna roll to the right. He's gonna roll to the left. Now wasn't he talking about how Bill Belichick messes with everybody's heads last week?

[F]

Yeah, that was actually really insightful. He talks about how cuz Bill's all into stats and analytics and stuff like that. And so instead of running the same plays that he normally does, he'll trick it up and do something completely opposite to skew the numbers. So instead of doing your, you know, the 50% time, he does this first. Yeah. He's like, you know what? I'm just going to skew it. Even though it doesn't make any sense. I'm just going to do this. And that's how smart this guy is. Because everybody's all about, you know, analytics and looking at the stats and stuff instead of going with feel.

[A]

But he ain't fooling Tony.

[F]

No.

[C]

Tony Romo. No.

[F]

Which is amazing because he knew that that's what he doing.

[D]

Is that weird?

[F]

Yeah. Tony a good coach.

[C]

He didn't call the cowboy game.

[F]

No, he's not. Cuz he's on and afc. So he'll do one coming up down the road here, I think. In fact, man, it's probably not till November, I believe.

[C]

So they need a horse track announcer for last week's contest, man. And the Denver Broncos in the first turn and the first turn and they're in the lead and they're going through the second leg and they're still in the lead. Oh my God. No, no. Neck and neck. Nope, Nope. There are 10 links in front of the boys. There are 20 links in front of the boys. It looks like a runaway. Boys and girls. 50 links. And the winner is the Denver Broncos. That was bad.

[A]

Does that kind of ruin your weekend? When you have a Sunday night game. Well, that wasn't even a night game, was it?

[C]

No, it's just the delay ruin my weekend.

[A]

Like, at six in the afternoon, I.

[C]

Was out at a buddy's ranch in Anson, Texas, and we went dove hunting. It was so bad.

[F]

It's like, this is over.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[D]

Let's go kill some stuff.

[C]

This is over.

[A]

Enough football. Yeah. I felt the same way.

[C]

I heard. I was listening to the radio on the way in. Bob. Yeah. And I heard a character on the ticket that was suspiciously familiar to me. I'd never heard it ever. Huh. But what was it? Sounds.

[D]

They came up with a new idea.

[C]

No, I don't think. I mean, it's just. It sounds not. I'm gonna almost say maybe. Maybe. I don't know. I hate to. To say that we ripped them off, but. Did you rip them off on Randy the Chipmunk?

[A]

Not at all.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You're talking about the ticket mouse.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

No, I have a mouse.

[C]

It sounds. I mean, he's a little pet. He's just a little. A hole mouse telling jokes, saying. What were his jokes? They were funny, so I can't repeat most of the jokes. I would get in trouble. Hang on. I would get in trouble for most of the jokes that they told. We would get calls from the program direction.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What's the difference between drug dealer, prostitute. A drug dealer can't wash his drugs off and sell it again. I cleaned it up a lot. It was more of a crack dealer.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

What was? You ever heard your wife breathing real hard and calling your name in bed? And the guy's like, no. He's like, well, you just didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

[D]

God. All right.

[C]

Yeah, there's more.

[F]

Animal characters have been around in radio since. Since the seventies.

[C]

Since the beginning of time. Yeah. He said something about Norm, got him ticket mail, asked Norm if he could get him. Get him some tickets to the Tampon 100 NASCAR race. And he's like, yeah, but I'll have.

[A]

To pull some strings at the end of the bit. Craig always says, hey, I bought you an encyclopedia. And he'd hear, catch.

[C]

He smashed him. Yeah, I heard that. I never heard that. It's probably been around forever. I think Randy's funnier, though.

[A]

People love.

[D]

Everywhere I go, people stop me and go, it's all I'm gonna talk about.

[A]

Well, at least he's real. I mean, he is real. That mouse is fake.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

There's the difference.

[C]

It's hot, hot, hot outside. It's supposed to be fall. It's supposed to be 63 degrees outside this morning. And it's not. The good news is, is that Audi R8 that you bought.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Goes fast.

[D]

I saw you drive in and it was fun.

[C]

It's fun. It's fun. It's fun on Big. You know, I live out in the country and a tollway out there, right? And this morning was perfect. No cars. The single lane out of Cleveland.

[D]

Y.

[C]

And I. I got. It just. It sounded so good, man. I mean, sounds like a motorcycle. And it was going 140.

[D]

Jesus.

[C]

And you felt so. I was proud of myself for only doing that. I mean, I hadn't been drinking at all.

[D]

You just pat yourself on the back.

[C]

I have not been driving. Hey, Ren.

[D]

Wait a minute. There he is.

[C]

I want to say something. Okay, okay. First of all, M are B holes and Ticket mouse owes me 60 bucks. Yeah. Really? Yeah.

[D]

Oh, you had a bet? Did you make a bet?

[C]

Because he's a Homer Home crowd lover.

[D]

He's all like, dak Prescott's gonna beat.

[C]

Them damn Broncos silly. Yeah, 60 bucks.

[D]

Does he?

[C]

That's a lot of nuts, yo.

[D]

That's a lot of nuts.

[C]

Randy's got a lot more street starts than him.

[D]

Yeah, Randy's been around.

[C]

Brandy, what'd you do this week? Because I don't live in the studio. My life.

[D]

Yeah, you should get out of here.

[C]

I got stuff to do. You got women? Hell yeah. You got. Hey, that meerkat girl over at the zoo. Yeah.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. You better watch out, boy. She'll give you something you can't wash off. I know. She went to the. The animal clinic.

[D]

Did she got all cleaned up?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What was wrong with her?

[C]

Got her a pedicure.

[D]

Oh, pedicure. I know. Sexy.

[C]

Yeah, she likes to get on.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Matter of fact, I don't think I'm up till like 9:30. I'll see y' all on the flip flop. Okay, thank you. Bye, buddy. 800-800-7234. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Dallas, Texas. Fort Worth, of course. Houston, the buzz listeners. Eagle, Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Lafayette, Lake Charles, San Antonio. No, San Antonio picks us up at 9 o'. Clock. That's a new affiliate. Remember? We need to say hi to the bar. We've been on that station for three weeks. I didn't even know it, man. I got on my ad guy's ass. My agent. I'm like, tell us when we start a new station. That's stupid. Yeah, that's just stupid. You can't fix stupid. Yeah, all right. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Whipping post. Allman Brothers, 1973. Craig Allman passed away. I never saw him in concert. Did you bum?

[A]

No.

[C]

Would you even know if you did, J.D.

[D]

Of course.

[C]

Nima. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning, sir.

[C]

Where do you live? Where you be staying, dog?

[E]

Everywhere. I live in Frisco. I live in Melissa, work in Dallas.

[C]

He's just floating, man. He's just staying, staying at homes, houses, everywhere.

[A]

Hang that hat wherever it hangs.

[C]

You sound like Bobbo.

[E]

That's right.

[C]

14 Honda Civic. Why are you selling your car? Is it just slowing you down just too much?

[E]

Nah, man, I love the car. It just. The lease is up and I was trying to. Trying to get that Type R, the new one that's out. But everywhere is like a 5000 above MSRP, so I'm waiting till that dies down. I got a cash call already. Just trying to get rid of this.

[C]

Okay. What's the payoff on this?

[E]

I got an offer from CarMax, too.

[C]

And what's the offer from CarMax?

[E]

15K.

[C]

15 and don't lie. You. You hesitated. Are you bluffing me? If you're bluffing me, that's fine. Just tell me. Just tell me the truth. Just tell me the truth. Tell me a lied. It's okay.

[E]

I was gonna not tell you the offer, but I said it. I'll be honest.

[C]

Excuse me. Excuse me. Yes? You can't.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

It's dropped. Dropping F bombs on FCC airwaves seems to be frowned upon. Even on Saturday mornings. I found out. They told me that that rule even. It's okay. I'm glad that you're so comfortable. You must be a long time listener to be that comfortable with us. You're dropping F bombs on the show.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Is it a four? It's a si. Two door. Four door.

[E]

Four door.

[C]

Four door, si. How many miles it's got?

[E]

I think it's like 38 or 39, 000.

[C]

Okay. When you went to Carmax, how long did that take you to get their number?

[E]

It was like. Like about 30, 45 minutes plus driving daring back.

[C]

Did they offer to pay for your gas or buy you even a water? They're so tight, man. They won't even do like. Like they're buyers. Like, they're so robotic, dude. Like, I've tried to like give them, buy them lunch and they can't take it.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Oh, no, no. Oh, that'd be bribery.

[D]

Over the line, sir.

[C]

Oh, don't step over the line. Don't. Don't offer me any of that snapper. I might hit it.

[D]

We're closed.

[E]

The second I told them. The second I told them that I had already got a car, they were just like, oh, all right, whatever. Just go sit down. I'll get to you later. Like, it was ridiculous. I'll give.

[C]

I'll beat it by. I'll beat it by $500.

[E]

500?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I mean, will you come pick up. Will you pick up my car? Melissa?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How far is that from Louisville?

[E]

From Louisville?

[C]

Yeah. 30 minutes or so.

[E]

I was like, it's 30 minutes north of Dallas.

[C]

I've got this one old lady driver. She just drinks all the time. Why don't you meet her halfway at the bar?

[A]

Just right around the corner from Remember when next to the Diamond Shamrock.

[C]

What's that gay bar in Dallas called? Turley will know. Big butt fills or something.

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

Why would Turley know?

[F]

Yeah, I have no idea.

[C]

He's our in house. You know, a brown town guy. Okay. Yeah. Hey, go to get. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought it for me for 15. Five on the air. Said he'd come pick it up. Here's the info and we'll get going. Send a picture of that and everything like that. Oh, yeah, we do it all. Send a picture that CarMax. Send a picture of the CarMax appraisal because it's got an inspection report on it. And then we can verify that right off.

[F]

The.

[C]

Right off of their deal. We don't have to run you through them. We can use that inspection as ours. Anyway, thanks. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Screw 808. Not the customer. Carmax.

[D]

Carmax.

[C]

Any deals that we don't beat today? Any deals we don't beat today?

[F]

On the radio?

[C]

No, Today online, on the website. Okay, from CarMax. If we don't beat your CarMax deal, we'll pay you 300 bucks. Wow.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Today?

[F]

Just today.

[C]

Today.

[D]

Today.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, turn that dog off. Shut that dog up. Good morning. You there? Hello? Hello? Hello? Where are we calling from?

[F]

What are we doing?

[C]

Tell me. Talk to me, honey. Yes. Okay.

[E]

Rockwell, Texas.

[C]

All right. This is Rockwell, everybody. What have you got, honey? I'm just gonna call you honey. Is that okay? Honey?

[E]

Honey, I've got a 1992 white on white on white Chevrolet Crevet. A 92 92.

[C]

How many miles?

[E]

She's sweet and she's clean. And she. She purrs like a kitten. And she.

[C]

Like a lion. How many miles?

[E]

84.

[C]

84,000. Has it ever been smoked in.

[D]

John?

[E]

Is that a joke?

[C]

What? No. Has it ever been smoked in dough? Okay.

[A]

No. Well, I always pull over.

[C]

Is the top. Is the. Stop it. God damn. I mean, can you not train him? J.D. can you train him? Can you train him?

[D]

I have a collar on him, actually.

[C]

Hey, do this, honey. Darling. Sugar. Mama. Ms. Rockwell, go to givemetheven.com and take a side shot of that car with the top up. And then get up on it and show me a close shot of the worst part of the top. And then open the door and then get me a picture of the driver's seat where it comes in and out and any other damages on it. Send me the vent and the miles and I will. I'm gonna email you an offer on that one. I want to see the pictures of it because it could be worth a lot and it might not be. It just all depends on how nice it is. It just all depends. And it's 25 years old, so there's a lot of time for things to go real good or real bad. But it sounds like a nice one, and I want to buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. We got Bobbo, JD and Turley here in the house.

[F]

Had a picture.

[C]

Jack Corona with the 15 Denali. Hang on. I'll get you during the break. We'll be right back.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the [e-mail].

[G]

Givethevin.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmethevin.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[A]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[C]

In the beginning, I believed everywhere. This is the best bad company song they ever did. It's not the biggest hit, just the best.

[D]

And they're still touring, you know, Fog hat. Fog hat was at grape fest in grapevine, Texas last week.

[C]

Was it the real fog?

[D]

Fog at the real fog hat, of course. They had one hit.

[C]

What is it? I just want to get. I just want to make love to you. Bob did that different.

[A]

I don't want your money too. I just want to make love to you.

[D]

They played that almost at the end. And of course, the encore was.

[F]

We almost had Kansas in studio.

[D]

Really?

[F]

They were flying, so they couldn't do it.

[D]

They're still around.

[F]

The only. Yeah, they're playing somewhere tonight.

[D]

I'm fairly alley.

[F]

The only reason really was trying to get them is because they got a guy with an eye patch that plays guitar.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. They have a pirate. The video of that would not play real well on radio.

[F]

That's okay.

[C]

It just.

[A]

We would have some fun.

[C]

Pudge Rodriguez is going to call in at 10:45 today. Really? And listen close because he's. You got to slow down with him and turn everybody's mics off when I'm talking to him, please. Because I don't need bobbo doing a bobo move and like rolling me out in the middle of the highway.

[A]

What am I gonna do?

[C]

You know what you do? You know what you do? You're an a hole. You can't help it. You're a bully.

[E]

What do you mean?

[C]

Marin, Good morning. How you doing? Good. Good. Oh. Seven tundra with 110, 000 miles crew cab, four wheel drive leather nav. Average. Rough or clean.

[E]

Excuse me?

[C]

Average, Rough or clean condition?

[E]

Average.

[C]

If it's not a flood car and everything's straight, does it have the big back door or the small back door?

[E]

Big back door.

[C]

So it's a super. Is it me? 14 grand. Does that sound right?

[E]

Yeah. That's unreasonable.

[C]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's buy it. Good morning. Who's this? Hello? Who's this? It's you. Hello? Back on hold. Good morning. Hello. Who's this?

[E]

Linda.

[C]

Linda. Well, I'm lying here with Linda on my mind yes.

[D]

Ears are bleeding.

[C]

Go ahead.

[E]

Do you want my VIN number?

[C]

Yeah, I want more than your VIN number. Honey.

[E]

It'S one.

[C]

No, no, no, no. Don't be down there. No, no, no. Here's what you do. Linda, where are you calling from?

[A]

B.

[C]

Okay, go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VI and givemethevin.com. put it in there and we'll get it bought. What? 800, 873, Zach. A 14, 3 quarter, 1 ton diesel SLT with 100 on it. It's cloth, right?

[E]

Yes. No, it's leather, but it's got slt. I think it's like the word truck. Leather.

[C]

That's not leather, man. That's vinyl. That's like the guy here. I'll tell you a quick joke to. Take a quick joke. Hang on. Take a quick joke. So the guys selling smart pills on the side of the road. And the other guy comes down and he buys some smart pills for $5. And he comes back the next day, says, these ain't smart pills, these goat turds. He says, see, boy, you get smarter already. It's like Zach, he thought his leather. Zach, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me see some pictures. And I've got to know if it's a work truck ST or SLT. Huge dollar difference. $5,000 difference.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

All right, 800. Go get you some smart pills, homeboy. 800. 800. 7234.

[D]

You want my VIN?

[C]

800. 809. But I'll just start drinking with you.

[A]

We should talk to Linda all day.

[E]

Oh, man.

[C]

Nine. Four.

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

That's a nine. And another.

[D]

That's a zero.

[C]

Or is our O. What is that? Shut that baby up.

[A]

Your ratings were down 70 this week, John. We can't figure it out.

[C]

We just took vid numbers for four hours over the air. K L, Whitey Blackie. Get your ass out of here, boy. Oh, Jesus. We need you. We need you. Does he have his mic?

[F]

What's going on? What's going on?

[C]

All right, all right, all right. We got your favorite DJ, Pre K. Whitey Blackie, 8 Mile B. Rad.

[D]

Calling in from Waco.

[C]

Calling in from Waco. Yes, sir.

[F]

All the way over, man. But today for the black, white, Latino, the show, I got a man out in Cocoa, Florida. Y' all know it goes down in Florida, but we got some gas station owner who had a man come in and try to do a beer run on him, you know, try to.

[C]

The yahoo beat him up.

[F]

Yep, something like that. And, well, this guy didn't really take it like that, you know, he said, I ain't no punk. So he started shooting off in the air, and the guy went ahead and brought the beer back, which I think was the right decision. Yeah, and apparently they call this guy the Store owner, they call him Clint Eastwood because he has had a couple of run ins with other people, like chasing off robbers and shooting people in the store. Apparently he has a history with this. So is the gas station owner white, black, Latino or other.

[C]

Other drop. Really?

[F]

I'm so quick on that.

[C]

I'm just going. I'm just visualizing an. An Asian, really, that is confident with firearms.

[D]

Possibly Middle Eastern because they're kind of hot headed.

[C]

Very. But they're not confident with firearms. They like. They're more. They're more into explosives.

[D]

All right, let's go past that. I'm gonna go wide. Just because he said you're like Clint Eastwood. So I'll just do the obvious and I'll say, why.

[A]

You're gonna pay for that Pabs.

[D]

This time. Punk kid.

[C]

What was the name of that movie? El Reno. With a car. El Camino. Yeah.

[D]

Gran Torino.

[C]

What's your bet, Bob?

[A]

He's. That's a Caucasian fella, I think.

[C]

What you got? B. Rad. 8 mile.

[F]

All right, well, you're on point, so. On sui.

[A]

All right?

[F]

You don't take no mess.

[C]

You get back here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time. Time. Juan Sui. Like swan, but so that kind of sounds like your people, man. Yeah, like you take a name and move some vowels around.

[F]

Hey, man, we created.

[C]

What can I say this last time. Oh, here he is. Set up. Not doing them all sweet every time.

[A]

Thursday, 11 o', clock, you come in.

[C]

And steal your beer.

[E]

This time you pay.

[A]

No come back in no more.

[C]

Bang, bang, bang. Take my gun and shoot you in eye.

[A]

You don't need beer.

[C]

You need steel Band Aid. Steel Band Aids, missy. Where are you calling from? I know where that is. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[C]

Is that place. I haven't been down there in about four months. Is it. Is it still growing like crazy with that new plant and all that stuff? I read a story the other day where the rents have gone up like 50% or something you don't see. You sound half asleep. You need to get up on the phone if you want to sell me something. You there? You're on the air. Okay. 11 Kia Sorento with 4,000 miles. Do you have a title? Is it a six cylinder or four? Four. Four. How many miles? 90. Hey, Whitey, Blackie, DJ Prek. It ain't 4,000 miles, it's 90. 94,000 miles. You probably can't hear her. You can't hear her, all right. Big difference. No problem. We buy the miles and we buy them. We buy them tall and short. It. I don't know. 6,000. Yep. If that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thanks. Lake Charles, Louisiana and we'll pick it up there. We've got a, we've got a place right there. We're buying some. Buying some. We're hot. We're growing again. We need some buyers. You can go to jobsivemetheven.com jobs email your resume to jobsmetheven.com we also need drivers. We need drivers in Houston. We need drivers in Dallas Fort Worth. And they, they make runs to Arkansas, Oklahoma. Tell me like when we buy cars in Oklahoma, we send drivers out of Dallas Fort Worth.

[D]

What are the qualifications for a buyers.

[C]

Previous car?

[D]

It's just some previous car experience.

[C]

Good on sales experience is good sales. Yeah. I mean we have guys that are old car dogs that do well. We have guys that are old car dogs that do poorly. We have people that are like subway. I mean and it's our process. I don't know what some, if you're smart and you like to make a good buck and work hard, sure. But you don't want to deal with customers face to face. That's what's nice.

[D]

Okay. And they got to be in the Fort Worth area.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes. The office is in Fort Worth. If you're in the, the drivers need a valid Texas driver's license and, and not mind doing, you know, five, six hour runs.

[D]

Perfect.

[C]

Okay. So because a lot of these runs are out of town and where do they go?

[D]

Where can they apply jobs at?

[C]

Givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We're coming back. Uno momento. We're fixing to join 10 more radio stations, 10 more affiliates. Join the program at 9:00 clock in Tony Romo's day. We got all kinds of cool stuff lined up, fun stuff. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[A]

He thinks making sweet passionate love for three and a half straight minutes is better than any gym membership. He especially likes the new twist off fat head aluminum cans because they make a nice no stop highway urinal. These days he drinks MC Ultra because it's not nearly as gay as a Zima. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[C]

Yeah, buddy. Son of zima.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free. 1-800-800-Radio, 1, 800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

In some cities, it's not back to. I guess it's back to from last Saturday. Good morning.

[A]

Okay, I don't always drink malt beverages.

[C]

Oh, Hannah.

[A]

But when I'm there.

[C]

No, it's not Hannah.

[A]

Zima. It's almost Hannah.

[C]

Hannah's gay boyfriend. All the West. Texas apple. The Bears. The. The South, Louisiana. San Antonio, we need to give you a good morning. We have. We didn't even know we were on your station for the past three weeks. By the way, ticket in San Antonio. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Far out, Marty. Crackhead Marty forgot to tell me.

[D]

Hey, by the way, you're on a couple more stations.

[C]

Well, that's my agent, and you can imagine what he does with his time. Yeah, he plays golf. So he's. He's so busy playing golf that he forgot to let us know that we started a new market. So. San Antonio, good morning to you. How are you? Glad to see you. Welcome aboard. Austin.

[D]

You're looking good.

[C]

Don't get offended. My God, y' all are a bunch of crybabies. Holy hell.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Cool. We get more heat out of Austin off bitchy people. Sounds like a Reba McIntyre's box set. Have you ever noticed that she. Bob. Have you ever noticed that Reba just. If you look at her songs, and I have to admit, which is very odd, but I have been listening to some Reba McIntyre for some reason, every once I just click into an old deal. That triggers memories.

[A]

No, no. She has a great body of work.

[C]

But it's all bitchy work. It's all. I just had an epiphany. All of her songs are complaining. It's a bitch and grinding ass, woman. No, listen. Singing about being a bitch. I wrote this down. Little Rock. What's she singing about?

[D]

Little Rock slip you off? What is that?

[C]

She going to take the diamond ring off. She's mad at her husband. She's leaving his. Sorry. That's right, Little Rock.

[D]

I'll slip you off.

[C]

Somebody should leave.

[D]

Somebody should leave, man. Somebody should get out of the house.

[C]

Somebody needs to get out of the house.

[D]

The kids like me and I like. And they like you.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, all of them, dude. Yeah.

[A]

It's like she was doing Taylor Swift before. Taylor Swift.

[C]

One promise too late.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Bitching. She's wanting to cheat with this guy. She can't quite figure it out, so she's ragging on her husband and this and that.

[D]

You're not enough.

[C]

I'm a new fool at an old game. Yeah. She's a complainy, whiny redhead.

[D]

Whoever's in New England through you. Whenever you're done cheating, why don't you get your ass off?

[C]

She does. Yeah. Didn't her husband die? No.

[D]

Probably killed him. Don Norval did not die. Her egg. That's right.

[C]

Her. Her.

[D]

Her.

[C]

Her stick is writing songs about relationships and.

[D]

Relationships.

[C]

Now, Bobo, I know that you claim to have bedded Re all the time.

[A]

I didn't.

[E]

I've never.

[A]

I was never. I. I'm a little sensitive about Rebecca.

[F]

Reba.

[C]

Why?

[A]

You know why.

[D]

You did not have any relations with her.

[A]

Don't say these things out loud.

[D]

You haven't. You didn't. Have you ever even met her? Because I have.

[A]

Have I met Reba?

[D]

Yeah. Have you married? That's a good question. No, no, no. Don't do the whole have I met Reba? Answer the question with the question. Have you met Reba? Yes or no?

[C]

He has.

[D]

He is not.

[C]

Yeah, he was.

[A]

Spent time with Reba.

[C]

He's made time with Reeb on her bus. He was with Reba because Lindy verified this. And they. They spend an evening together. But. But did the deal go down like Bobbo claims? And he rounded third. I don't think.

[A]

I never kissed until old man.

[C]

He says that he put a new body of work into her catalog called Pearl Necklace.

[A]

I Never.

[C]

But that was a ZZ Top hit.

[A]

No. Cause I'm a classy cat, man. I never kiss and tell. Especially about Reba.

[C]

Gabe, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Gabe, good morning.

[C]

A 10 Veracruz with 104 leather roof. Now it's got to be worth right around five grand. 4,500. Five grand. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Denham springs.

[C]

Go to Louisiana. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Larry. Houston. Larry. 10 Ram half ton TRX with a buck 50 on. It's two wheel drive or four.

[E]

Two wheel crew cab. No, four door.

[C]

That's what I mean. Four door. Okay. Two wheel drive for average. Rough or clean.

[E]

Excuse me?

[C]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[C]

Seven grand to seven grand. Buy it.

[E]

No, just a little bit more than that.

[C]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Put on there. What buys it? Sounds like we're close. We'll get a deal. Done. Get you paid on Monday. Garrett. 15 Silverado LT with 37,000 miles. It says DC. I don't know what that means. Two wheel drive, is it leather roof or nav?

[E]

It's cloth.

[C]

Cloth. 15 big back door or small? Back door.

[E]

Small. It's the. It's the double cab.

[C]

15 Silverado, two wheel drive, 37, 000 miles. If it's a nice rig, it's low 20s. 22, 21.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com Load it up. We'll buy it. Jacobs. 05 maximum with 160s worth. 500. 500? A thousand. Where are you from?

[E]

You said five. 500 to a thousand.

[C]

Yeah. Where are you from?

[E]

A. Lawton. Oklahoma.

[C]

Of course. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4 8. It was so fun when we just had Louisiana to give hell to. Yeah. And then we got Arkansas to give hell to.

[D]

But Oklahoma, it's a whole new ball game.

[C]

A whole new floodgate of fun.

[D]

Like getting a new toy box.

[C]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. They've all got 190,000 mile cars and they all want payoff plus 10 grand for 10.

[D]

Because I got a bit I gotta pay.

[C]

Because you're in Texas. You son of a. Boomer. Give me my. Boomer. Boomer. Sooner. Well, I'll tell you, I like the Sooners. I think that they're in town.

[F]

They're playing Baylor.

[C]

Really? Oh, yeah. Cream them. Are they at AT&T tonight?

[F]

No, no, no. AT T's got Arkansas versus a M gig them.

[C]

Nice game. Where is the Baylor. Is it in. We say in town. You mean Waco?

[F]

Waco. Yeah. I say in town. In town.

[C]

Is that tonight? Today?

[F]

Yeah, that's at 5:30.

[C]

Boomer. They're gonna kill them. Yeah, Boomer's great.

[F]

They're driving town right now. Probably.

[C]

They're probably listening to Baba right now.

[D]

I love listening to that SMU TCU game last week because for a minute, just a mo minus minus second, SMU was ahead and then TCU came to on the field.

[C]

They were just toying with them.

[D]

It was 109 to 3 or something.

[C]

They weren't toying with them. Dude, I've been watching SMU football forever. I got my SMU shirt on. I know how this works. SMU comes out. I said, this is how it was going to work last week. SMU's going to come out and give them a game and they're going to go into halftime like, what the hell's going on? Why is SMU still in this game? And then the coach is going to look at him and say, are y' all a bunch of idiots? I'm going to fire all of you and kick y' all out of school. Wake up. And then they go out and they just play Smear the queer. They did, and that's what happens. Exactly what I said last week. I said they'll play with them through the half, and then the seven minutes into the third quarter is when everybody will leave the stands and go to drink.

[D]

Yep, that's exactly.

[C]

Turns into Attract me.

[D]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

Every year.

[D]

Well, you've been there and you played on the team. You played.

[C]

I left the. I left the bench, I left the field and I went out with the people and went and drank in the parking lot in the middle of. In the middle of the third. I was on the team.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, Voyles, man, you got this defensive end thing.

[D]

Got this handled.

[C]

I'm never letting. You're always. You're not hurt. You're good. I'm. My buddies are in town.

[D]

We gotta go.

[C]

And I'm gonna put my jersey on this other kid. Well, I'm gonna go out there and drink with them. He's like, I got you covered.

[D]

We cool? Yeah, we're good.

[F]

Well, TC is gonna be in another track meet. The game of the week, 2:30. They're playing Oklahoma State.

[C]

That game is good.

[F]

Oh, yeah, they're really good. They're number six in the country.

[C]

So OSU is favored by 10, 13. So if TCU takes them tonight. Today. Is it today or tonight?

[F]

It's 2:30 today, this afternoon.

[C]

So I'm gonna be watching that from a barstool. That's perfect. And that will. If they take them, then they'll land top five again. Oh, yeah. Wins today. They very well could land top five.

[F]

They'll be in at least the top ten. Yeah. Because Oklahoma's number six. So it's gonna be close.

[C]

NFL, I see on our run sheet here to preview week three. I really don't give a damn. Really? No. I mean, there's some good games. Yeah. I'm just. I don't. But that's me, everybody.

[F]

Is it too early in the season for you?

[C]

Maybe. I just. I'm. I'm just. College is fun. NFL's cool. Whatever.

[D]

People are on the uprage this week.

[C]

It's not like the Rangers. They're giving away Rangers tickets now.

[D]

Yeah, they are.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I mean, there's big games. The Patriots and Texans. I mean, that's a big game for DeSean Jackson down in Houston to show off. And then if the Cowboys don't show up against Arizona, then maybe a long season for him, so.

[C]

And I didn't buy my season tickets this year, thank God.

[D]

Trump. Of course, this week Said any NFL player that takes a knee should be fired. He's be fired right now.

[C]

The son of a. Pudge Rodriguez is supposed to call in 1045. We were at his house this week.

[D]

Really?

[C]

For Operation Airdrop.

[D]

Your Pudge's house?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Because he is from Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico. And all these baseball players are from that region. Just got slammed by Maria when we started Operation Airdrop. When Doug and I had this idea to start Operation Airdrop, I wasn't thinking we'd have the trifecta of category 4 hurricanes come one behind, the other behind.

[D]

The Rico's wiped out there replaces the beat. No electricity for four months.

[C]

Right. I mean, so we've gotten together. There's a million. There's $3 million worth of stuff. Million pounds of stuff that we're moving down to Puerto Rico and C130s. And United is supposed to cargo some of it in. I was on the phone all day yesterday working on all these logistics. Speaking of, I need to get a plane for Pudge and some doctors that leaving Monday. I think I'll talk to him. Rangers, Astros, if you want to. If you can haul. If you can haul some players to Puerto Rico that want to help. We'll pay for your gas and give you a ticket donation ticket for Operation Airdrop. We need a big jet to run some VIPs to Puerto Rico.

[D]

Shouldn't big man, my Mark Cuban step up? I mean, he's always so loud, and that's fine, dude.

[F]

Don't.

[C]

Don't be putting down my people that.

[D]

Can help me put him down if he should step up.

[C]

I need help. I need to get a jet to run some VIPs to Puerto Rico and Pudge will be on it. And.

[A]

And Joel Osteen, too. Put him on the same plane. Let him rap.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Yep. Pudge supposed to be calling in at 1045.

[D]

1045.

[C]

Mike 13 Ram dually loan stars at Diesel.

[E]

It is cool.

[C]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[E]

Four wheel drive.

[C]

Leather clothes with cloth.

[E]

But it's like the upgraded package because it has the heated season on and it's got the. It's the. It's the Lone Star package.

[C]

Is it a dual? Yeah, it's a Dually. So we got a 13dually with 40 navigation cloth. What color?

[E]

Got the ranch hand bumpers, front, back.

[C]

I'm gonna put leather in it. When I get it. We. We send them to Southside Trim and glass. For a thousand dollars, I can get leather whipped into this thing. It just makes a big difference. But I don't know. Does 34 sound right? 35.

[E]

I haven't. I haven't been checking. We're looking at a motorhome. We pull a fifth wheel with it, so you know. But I know that I don't. I'm not sure. I don't know.

[C]

Well, I want to buy it. Do you have the VIN number handy? Can you load it into my website?

[E]

I'm driving routes, actually. I listen to Yalls radio station. But, yeah, I'll load it in there and see what you got.

[C]

Or get somebody next to you. If you got. If you got somebody riding with you, just take a couple pictures, put the VIN number into the website, and my system will bid it immediately. And sometimes I pay more than my system. If I really like the car and I really like this one, I'd really like to buy it.

[E]

Okay. That sounds good.

[C]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio hooter. The infamous Hooter. Do you have his angry clip?

[F]

It's too long to play Hooter.

[C]

Hooter is a. He's a buyer. Give me the bin. And he is a minimalist. Minimalist.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Like to keep life simple.

[C]

He's not trying to explore new gals. He's trying to raise kids. He's. He's trying to keep his old lady off his ass. And he's just getting on work, providing for his family. He's not spending the money on him. He's spending the money on them. Perfect. So in that vein of thought, his car starts giving him trouble. Yep. He didn't worry about it.

[D]

You just ride that.

[C]

You ride that D, R I V I N, baby. And he is. We did a death watch on his bourbon about. Was it two months ago, three months ago, Death pool.

[D]

Back in July.

[C]

Good morning, Hooter. Good morning.

[F]

And what is it again? A 99. With how many miles?

[C]

It's a 2,000.

[F]

2,000.

[C]

Excuse me. Turley, you got to learn your body styles, bud.

[D]

17 years old with what, how many miles?

[C]

There's a difference between 9 out of 10, 208, 000.

[D]

She's new.

[C]

She got stuck in second gear about a year ago. Yeah, and we started taking the side roads to get home because it's only a couple miles away. But. But he let me know the burb is starting to act up.

[A]

Got you.

[C]

More so than being just stuck in second. So we put a death watch on it. What was the deal? What do we. What do you want to do with this thing? Well, I offered to The. To the. The listeners that we'd give it to them if they won. If they could pick the day it died. But here's the problem. Grandma's in the er. She's in the ICU at the old folks home. But you know, sometimes they just stay there. Yep.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

For years.

[D]

For years.

[C]

This. The burb has not died yet, has it? Has it died? Not officially dead.

[D]

What does that mean? What condition?

[C]

Well, it start and drive. It runs. It starts and drives. Engine shut. Of course the transmission issues are always there.

[D]

Stuck in seconds. Stuck in seconds.

[C]

It's a zombie. It really is. It's. It's the walking dead.

[A]

An undead suburban.

[C]

It is.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

So. So. So the. A listener picks September 21, which is a wonderful pick them day.

[D]

That's.

[C]

That's pretty close. But. But, but you came to me two weeks ago and said old Bessie's fixed a layover. I mean, go ahead and start digging the grave. Yeah, we knew. We knew that she needed to be put down. Sure. So really she's sitting out there in the parking lot. Somebody just needs to walk out and shoot her in the head with to go. Exactly.

[A]

Time for grandma to go and double tap for safety.

[C]

Double side. Definitely double tap.

[E]

What?

[C]

What? What? So I don't know if. If we owe the guy to give it to him or if we should sell it to him cheap because it's not dead yet. I don't know what to sell cheap.

[A]

Sounds good.

[C]

Yeah. We're going to notify the winner. Do you have his name? I do. What is his name?

[A]

It is Michael. Michael Del Rosario.

[C]

Michael, we're gonna sell you suitors. Suitors hooters burb for 300. Is that fair? Hoot. I think that's plenty fair.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

300.

[F]

Boom.

[C]

If it was dead. Yeah, we give it to you.

[D]

But it's not.

[C]

But it's not dead. He's hanging on. It's not dead. You can part it out and make some cash quick. Absolutely. Hang on. We gotta go to break, man. Thanks for joining us. We love you. Thanks for. Did. Did you. Did you get yourself some galley? I did not. No. I was. I was already loaded up with some jack in the box when I got the call, so no worries.

[A]

Thank you though. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Sell off your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

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[C]

Craig, where do you live? 03 Ranger.

[E]

Craig, I'm over in McKinney.

[C]

Who died for you to have a Ranger with 29000 miles on it? Great, great Aunt Edna.

[E]

I bought a thing brand new for my mother in 03. She drove it a year and a half and sat in the garage the rest of its life.

[C]

Is she still with us?

[E]

She no longer drive. Yeah, she's still with us.

[C]

Well, congratulations on both.

[E]

You can't drive.

[C]

Is it extended cab or a regular cab?

[E]

It's an. It's an extended cab. XLT package. No, it's not edge. It's just XLT.

[C]

Automatic, I'm sure. Is it six cylinder or four?

[E]

It's a three zero automatic V6.

[C]

Okay, well, I want to buy it. How much is it? Five, six. Five grand. Six grand. This should be enough.

[E]

I've got a standing offer on trade in for 7200.

[C]

What's it take to buy? Buy it.

[E]

I'd take 75 for it right now.

[C]

It's sold. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. I'm not BSing. I. I love the old. I may be pain. It's fine. I just. I. I'll take a.

[E]

Tell you what, this little truck doesn't have a scratch in the bed even.

[C]

Well, as long here's. I'll tell you what, as long as you're talking about this truck to anybody else, make sure you refer to it as John's truck. Cuz John just bought it from you.

[E]

Very good.

[C]

I want it.

[E]

I'll get it on there.

[C]

Will you load it up? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I love the cars that are old with the low miles. And I don't mean 82 Cutlass. I mean like a 05. You know, cars that still have validity. 05. Blah blah, blah. Yeah, 92 Vet with 11. Yeah, I'll wear all over that. Or SL 560 with 10. I mean just. I'll impress the hell out of you on Some cars with low miles, I love them. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. But quicker than than that, just go to givemetheven.com.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website givemetheven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on on cars. They pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[A]

Sell us your car.

[F]

Now.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Hey, yo, yo, yo, DJ whitey, blackie, eight mile. Can you talk to me on the mic?

[F]

What's the damn deal?

[C]

I'm gonna give you some coaching. I know you're used to driving six foe Impalas or old Regals and you don't know the difference, but when you're loading these collars into the system like this mike that's sitting here, it's got a 16 diesel truck. You got it. You're getting close. You're doing good for a white black guy. 16F 250. You can just put plat instead of platinum. CC means crew cab. 4wd means four wheel drive DSL. I'll get the diesel. LRN means leather roof. N you that, that's a good one. If you just bring that diesel down and that plat down and then I'll.

[F]

Shorten it up and tighten up my game.

[C]

Shorten it. So the next one you got there is 15F250 diesel. You spelled it out. Just put DSL.

[E]

Got it.

[C]

FX4, 47Kl leather. That's good. You're doing good. I mean, you're the widest black guy I've seen in a while and I appreciate that. Yeah, I mean, I'm trying, I'm trying, trying to keep the dream alive. Zach, good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning, John.

[C]

Good. Now is your last name really Favre? Like Brett Favre?

[E]

It's spelled a little different, but yeah, I get That a lot?

[C]

It's the only thing you got like him.

[E]

You can't see my gun.

[C]

A 15. What color is your truck?

[E]

It's black. Metallic black. It's a metallic black in dj.

[C]

You didn't put CC or X C on this one. Crew cab, extended cab. What is it? Is it a crew cab or extended?

[E]

It's a four door.

[C]

Okay. Short. Better. Long.

[E]

Short.

[C]

Average, rough or clean?

[E]

It's clean.

[C]

15. 40 grands coming to mind. 915 with 47 leather. No roof, no nav. 40 grand. Is that. Bite that sound right?

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah. All day. I got front rear replacement, bumper spray in bed liner. 40. You got it? Of course.

[C]

Then go to, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let's. Let's get it bought.

[E]

Will do, man.

[C]

No flood, right?

[E]

No flood. No, we, we live Mike.

[C]

16 plat, 27k diesel leather roof nav. 16, 250. 27k. 45 grand.

[E]

Oh, no, no, no.

[C]

I just bought that other one for 40.

[E]

Yeah, I can't do it for that.

[C]

It had 20,000 more miles and a year older. But it's not a platinum. But it was leather. Well, how much is your truck?

[E]

I, well, I, I'd like to get at least 50 out of it.

[C]

Load it up. Let's look. It's. A picture's worth a thousand words or a thousand dollars sometimes. Let me look. It's a 16 plat with 27. It's a lot more truck than the other one, but I don't know if it's 10 grand more. Let's look. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to take a look. After the show, we'll email you an offer. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh is joining us. Rush, via the Florida morning Westwood One satellite service.

[A]

Good. Good morning, Joe.

[C]

Good morning, Rush.

[A]

You know, we've been talking about the major knee jerk liberal fake news distraction. What about all of the old time honored Civil War flags, memorials.

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

And albums by Alabama and Lynyrd Skynyrd. But look, you won't believe what I found on my way back from the west coast this week.

[D]

What'd you find?

[A]

And right in your own backyard, right there in Wichita Falls, Texas, what'd you find? There's a little something called the Civil War Museum.

[D]

Right? Have you heard of this? Yes, I have.

[A]

Now, first thing is. Yeah, you wouldn't believe the wealth of old school Civil War memorabilia that they've got. It's pretty cool when you walk in. Right. There's a big Confederate flag, but it's hung inside.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's not offensive to those who may not want to revel.

[D]

Right.

[A]

If you're in there, you're in our nation.

[D]

Paid money to be there.

[A]

Southern heritage and patrons who wear their ball cap backwards get half price admissions on Sundays and Wednesdays.

[D]

Making that up.

[A]

So you can stop by right after church or brunch with your dealer or what have you. And your host and I found this amazing. It's an interactive holographic likeness of Kid Rock.

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

Which is weird.

[D]

It's obvious.

[A]

Isn't he from Ms. Did you know.

[C]

That he got the NAACP award a few years ago and he'd been wearing that Confederate flag on stage forever.

[A]

I found it odd myself.

[D]

Did he marry a black woman?

[A]

But for, you know, locations like this draws.

[C]

Draws rush.

[A]

And the concession stand will sell corn dogs and corn pone. You can have either. Do you know the corn pone?

[D]

No. It's corn pone.

[A]

It's actually not bad.

[D]

What is?

[A]

If you mix it with a little whiskey.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Stored a great big rail of BC powder.

[D]

No, don't ever do that.

[A]

It tastes a lot better.

[D]

Don't ever see.

[A]

Corn pone is not corn.

[D]

It's not.

[A]

They don't even sell corn. I think they've turned all their corn into pone.

[C]

What the hell is pone?

[A]

I'm not sure. I think it's like the feet of the corn.

[C]

Is it like tang? Like pone Tang?

[A]

It tastes like the feet of the corn. Like maybe some sort of a. Like a.

[C]

Sounds like Indian pong Tang.

[A]

Toothpick kind of a.

[C]

Okay. Deal. Wasn't there a rap group that sing about that?

[A]

Yeah, and they've got a display in there as well. And there's Wu Tang. You can see the entire career of Alabama.

[C]

The group.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

From.

[A]

From their first album. All the Way. Till they kicked the drummer out of the band.

[D]

First of all, they didn't. And it's a Civil War museum.

[A]

Well, that's what I said.

[D]

I know.

[A]

And all these things are. Yeah. There's a Houston Oilers display. Very popular. They sell.

[C]

This is the Civil War Museum. Of course. They sell a Houston Oilers display.

[A]

Yeah. All kinds of stuff. You can go in and celebrate your southern heritage. They have a special display of NFL jerseys with the sleeves torn off. And all the way back to the Baltimore Colts. So you don't have to live in the south or be from the South. To celebrate your Southern heritage, there's also a tattoo parlor.

[D]

None of this is accurate. None of it's true.

[A]

And you'll be happy to hear about this.

[C]

What?

[A]

There's an entire wing dedicated to the natty light tall boy.

[D]

That is true. That part is accurate.

[A]

Pictures of celebrities we love, from Bill Cosby to O.J. simpson.

[C]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

My name is John Natural life Rush.

[C]

We've got a. Oh, rushing. Take us out.

[A]

Remember, you heard about it here first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network with more of the John Clay Wolf show coming right up. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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Claywolf.Com givemetheven.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail]. john's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't, check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

This is the baby's care of John Waite. He was also. No, he wasn't in the Producers. He went solo. Yeah.

[A]

He was also part of Small Faces. That's right after the Faces.

[C]

Yep, yep.

[A]

And he's a great lead vocalist.

[C]

Man, is he. He had a bad. He had a David Bowie bad look. He wasn't a very attractive male.

[A]

Really.

[C]

Yeah. Spiky hair, bad. Bad earring, pale complexion. Yeah, yeah. Look like he could be in the art scene up in Soho or something.

[A]

Yeah, he looked like maybe one.

[C]

Looks like he's done drugs and experimented sexually.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe one of the rich dealers on an episode of Miami Vice or something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good song, though. Okay, this segment we have TV anchor loses his s. Oh, this is great. Drunk Trump.

[F]

Just a quick. Yeah.

[C]

Bit a few cars. So guys, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But a few cars. You know, turn this song up a little. You know, this reminds me of. I'll tell you. So I'm gonna give a shout out to some programmers.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I spent the weekend in ant. Princeton Texas. Oh. Buddy of mine had. Has a ranch out there called Quail Ridge Ranch. All right. And the bear that we're on out there.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

That one hunt. One or two, the bear, right. Comes in loud and clear. And we spent the whole weekend hunting and listening to that radio station like. Like high school almost.

[D]

Were they playing?

[C]

Because we were driving around. And one, he's got one of those high top rigs where you drive on the top right, you drive above. It's like a fly bridge. Sure.

[D]

Like to have an African.

[C]

Yeah. And I didn't even realize that he sold hunts to this place. And if you guys want. He doesn't even know I'm doing this. I'm doing this as a favor. But he didn't ask for it. He doesn't need it.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

But if anybody. I'm telling the listeners, if they want an unbelievable place to go hunting exotics.

[D]

What's it called?

[C]

Quail Ridge Ranch in Anson. And he just opened it up to.

[D]

Selling hunts for those who don't know where Anson is.

[C]

20 mile or 30 miles north, Abilene.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

If you go to the John Clay Wolf show page, I posted a picture of a fallow deer that my daughter got Sunday. Wow. In the link to their website is there, it's. Dude, you feel like you're in out of Africa. Short of giraffes and elephants, it's got it all.

[F]

It.

[C]

It gets stupid.

[A]

Nice.

[C]

It was stupid. He's had this place for 15 years building his exotic game ranch. It is loaded down with them too. I mean, I saw an elk. I saw a better elk in Anson, Texas than I've ever seen in Colorado.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, it's stupid. Zebras.

[D]

Zebras.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

What?

[C]

You know the difference.

[A]

It's not zebras.

[C]

The difference between going to this place and the place in Glen Rose is you get to shoot things.

[D]

Yeah. They highly recommend you don't shoot them in Glen Rose.

[C]

No, they.

[A]

I mean, you could try once. The format out of Abilene is really well formatted. Classic rock.

[C]

I'd say no. But that station is. Is awesome. And the one in Wichita Falls is awesome.

[A]

Awesome.

[C]

And I don't think that the big cities play that cool of a classic rock station because the way that the public is in the major markets and the way the tests come back and all that crap, they got to stick with the Eagles, people.

[D]

That test music drives me nuts.

[C]

I hate the Eagles, man. I mean, they just play the. The classic rock stations in the major market.

[A]

Get out of my cat.

[C]

They play The Eagles.

[D]

They play what. What do they play on that station?

[C]

Like that song we just heard. Okay. Yeah, just that stuff that you don't remember. It's like. God, that's good. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Drunk Trump.

[F]

Yeah, this is Trump going off on who he calls the Little Rocket Man.

[C]

Little Rocket Man. Now he's talking about a massive weapon exploding over the ocean. Pacific Ocean.

[F]

You may have a little bit too much to drink.

[C]

A little bit. This is drink so much. Yeah. Who knew?

[F]

And then have you heard this clip? John Lawrence o' Donnell from N. MSNBC just going off.

[C]

I did. I did. This is so much like Bill O'Reilly going off and Casey K. Going off. But they're famous. This guy's not that famous.

[F]

He is now.

[C]

Maybe I need to go off. Well, it's.

[F]

Everybody has that moment.

[C]

J.D. i hate you.

[D]

Me, too.

[C]

Yes. If you hate yourself, it doesn't help me to hate you. I hate you. Okay.

[F]

Everything was bothering me, and it just exploded when it was off the air.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What's going on?

[D]

Why am I losing this? Why don't I have sound?

[C]

All right, it's back. Someone's pressing buttons and turning my sound off. Who is. Who's asking for a Labor Day rundown in my ear.

[E]

Someone in that control room is out of control.

[C]

There's insanity in the control room tonight. You have insanity in my earpiece.

[E]

Every time we go to assault, there's.

[C]

A woman talking in my ear about something that has nothing to do with what we're doing here. Stop the hammering.

[E]

Stop the hammering out there. Who's got a hammer?

[C]

Where is it?

[E]

I don't know. Where's the hammer?

[C]

Is it on the Go up on the other floor? Somebody go up there and stop the hammering. The hammer sounds like Baba that time that I was. I'll go down to the for myself and stop it. When you did mushrooms.

[D]

Commercial break going call Phil Griffin.

[C]

I don't care who the you have to call.

[E]

Stop the hammering. Empty out the control room and find out where this is going on.

[C]

It's either there or there or out there somewhere. The magic dragon. The woman talking in my ear was talking about the Labor Day special. Repeatedly out of control.

[E]

Crazy sound coming in my ear.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do you have Bill handy?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Sucks.

[F]

I love how it just builds up from nothing.

[C]

Just explosion. Good lie. Do it live. I can. I'll write it and we'll do it live. That's Bill yeah, 20 years ago. Sucks. He did the same thing. I wonder who did it on purpose. Do that below. Clip one more time. We'll do it live.

[D]

Do it live.

[C]

I can. I'll write it and we'll do it live.

[F]

Thing sucks at the end of his.

[C]

I have to.

[F]

I'll have to queue it up. But yeah, he does the same thing.

[C]

What if he's stealing his shtick and he did it for publicity? Oh, yeah, just to get.

[D]

Get his name out because you're not very popular. I got a really funny Deion Sanders story that we don't have the tape of it. So this is going to have to be.

[C]

JD says, okay, but hold your hand up.

[D]

Hold my hand up?

[C]

Were you there in person? Did you witness this?

[D]

I did.

[C]

Will you tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

[D]

I will. God. God is my witness. We were part of a video crew. Me and two other guys were part of a video crew. Okay? We went to his house.

[C]

They made us, of course, go neon, Dion and Frisco. The mansion.

[D]

Correct. The mansion and prime time. You know, the whole thing. And we go in the backyard, we wait for him for two hours, even though we were on time, we. Two hours. He finally comes out. He's got his dress thing. We're doing what's called a roll in, a video roll in for the Billy Graham concert. He can't be there, but he's going to come on the big screens and go, this is Billy. This is Deon Sanders.

[C]

So is Dion doing a screen presentation for one of Billy's revival deals? Correct.

[D]

So he's up on the big screen. So we're recording that, and he's talking about Jesus and how much Jesus loves his life. In the meanwhile, about 150ft behind us, his kids are running back and forth. The nanny's watching the kids and they're running. They're not making noise. They're just playing. And he's looking straight in the camera. And they confiscated this tape, by the way. He looks straight in the camera goes, jesus is part of my life and I want you. Will you stop with the kids running behind the camera? This is ridiculous. Jesus told me. And he goes right back into it. We're all just going, oh, my God, we gotta keep this tape. And they took the tape from us.

[C]

Oh, of course he's smart, because he.

[D]

Just blew up at the kids. Running bad. They weren't even making noise. He just blew up and went right back into the.

[F]

That's why I think, John, you might.

[D]

Have something There I needed to scream at my children.

[A]

So Dion's got acting jobs.

[D]

Oh, dude, it was great. It was so funny because, I mean, it wasn't even three seconds later. He was right back into Jesus.

[F]

Well, then Lawrence o', Donnell, he knows what's going on. He knows the cameras are constantly rolling.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Of course he knows.

[C]

I think we have something where he.

[F]

Just, like, you know what just did it.

[C]

The end was worked for Bill Riley. It worked well for Bill O'Reilly, actually. Now the conspiracy is really coming about here in the room. So he, he, he how this Fella's about Bill O'Reilly's age. He's been doing this, this headline news crap for years. Nobody knows who he is. Bill O's gone. And it was a deal like that that propelled Bill into the true in the mainstream. We just, we just outed him.

[A]

But lefty liberals know who Lawrence o' Donnell is. He was a co writer on the West Wing on tv, and he's been doing this for about seven or eight years. He's the new kid at msnbc. Really.

[C]

Huh. And he's ready to roll. And who makes more money, Bill O or Lawrence o'? Donnell?

[F]

Bill ain't making anything right now, Blaine.

[C]

Bill's making podcasts. Blaine. 14. Super Duty Crew Cab. Four Wheel Drive Leather. Is it a Lariat or an XLT?

[E]

XLT.

[C]

And hey, whitey Blackie, you got to catch the trim levels dog for me. Lariat Platt xlt. Sorry, Blaine. I'm training a guy today. You know how that goes. Speaking of, we need to hire some more people. We need to hire drivers, and we need to hire buyers. If you want either one of those jobs in Fort Worth, Texas, go to [e-mail] and send us your resume. Not you. But I'm just saying that to the public. Okay, 14.

[E]

I thought I was getting interrogated or interviewed. One or the other?

[C]

Both. Both. Is it a long bed or short?

[E]

Short.

[C]

And it's a 250 or 352. Okay, 14 claws. Cats deleted. That's right. Are the cats deleted or does it have the normal emissions?

[E]

OEMs stock good.

[C]

50,000 miles on a 14. 50,000 miles on a14. 50,000. It's, it's, it's, it's or it's, it's 38 grand, isn't it?

[E]

It is really clean. Really, really clean.

[C]

Is 38, right? 37. 38.

[E]

That's fair.

[C]

That's right. You go to give me the vin.com. i bet my system when you put the VIN number in hits it right there immediately. My. My what?

[E]

As far as buying a new F150. You got any connections on buying a new F150?

[C]

You asking me if I got the hookup? Of course I got the hookup. I got the hookup put on there. I want to buy a new.

[E]

I'm in Baytown.

[C]

Say it. Put. Put. Say on there. Put. I want a new F150. Hook me up. Reverend Charles style. Hook me up and we will.

[E]

Hook me up. Yeah, I did.

[D]

Right here.

[C]

Yep. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Rhett 14. F250. Same thing with 58. Is it a lariat or a XLT?

[E]

It's a lariat, Larry.

[C]

Does it have a roof?

[E]

Leather seats, heated.

[C]

It's a year older than that other one, but it's a little bit better. I think it's the same money. I think it's 38 grand.

[E]

Okay, I got it.

[C]

I'll hook you up. Hook you up.

[E]

Hook me up.

[C]

Yeah, I did.

[D]

Right here.

[C]

800. 800. Just go to. Give me the VIN. Take your VIN number. Givemethevin.com. my name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio. We're going into hour number three. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Baton Rouge, and all of South Louisiana. We'll be back in just a minute.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Good morning, everybody. My name is John Claywolf. Welcome to the program. This is the Mellow Hour. Crosby, Stills, Nash and young. Speaking of the leg, the artificial leg that I'm just moving that has become a poster child of our show. From old stories that inside old listeners know about, and I don't want to get into. Have you noticed the comments that we get from listeners and guys send us fake legs?

[D]

Yeah, sure.

[C]

We had one post on the Jonathan Wolf Show Facebook page. They were having a bachelor party.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

And they were drinking beer out of the top of the prosthetic leg.

[D]

It sort of become our mascot.

[C]

Yeah. He said, it's not a badger party until you're drinking beer out of a Frank leg.

[A]

Well, he's right. When you're right, you're right.

[C]

He's right. Here's a good car. I want to grab it. Okay. Eddie, good morning. You're on the. There.

[E]

Yes, Sir.

[C]

I see 10 Ferrari, California, 15,000 miles convertible. Ln leather. Nav. Of course it's Ferrari. What Color.

[E]

Is it black for tan leather?

[C]

It's a tin. Black tan. Clean. Facts. Any. Any. Any problems? What city are you in?

[E]

Car is absolutely perfect.

[C]

Service is all up to date because they're. You got to keep the maintenance up on these things, and they're expensive, all right?

[E]

Snow. Kidding. Yes, they are.

[C]

And what city are you in?

[E]

Dallas.

[C]

Dallas, okay. Of course, a guy in Dallas with Ferrari. I mean.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Where else would he be? Oh, he'd be in Houston, one of the two, and there's some in Louisiana. We bought some nice cars out of Louisiana. Yeah. Haven't bought any Ferraris from Oklahoma yet. If they did, they'd have 180,000 miles.

[D]

On a whiskey dent.

[C]

Boomer. Sooner sticker across the hood.

[F]

Good.

[C]

Okay, Back to your car. Are you serious about selling? Are you kicking around?

[E]

No, I'm serious. I'm gonna buy a new one.

[C]

So do you have a title?

[E]

Get rid of this one.

[C]

Do you have a title? Do you have a title? Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. $90,000. I bought a few of these this year. This car was worth a hundred about a year ago, and now it's worth 90. You probably know that.

[E]

I figured 90, 95 somewhere in there.

[C]

Okay, does 90 buy it? Me?

[E]

Nah, get me. I don't know, 92, 93.

[C]

Okay, listen, just FYI, I bought a Audi R8 two days ago, and we hit the guy. He went to the website. We sent him an email, offer immediately for $80,000. Yeah, he may be listening. I like the guy. We had a funny talk afterward. So he wrote back, decline. We hit him at 80,000. He wrote back, Decline. What's it take? Takes 87. Well, it's not worth it. He came back, I'll do 82 and a half. Like, nope, no. So we sat quiet for a week, and he came back a week later, said, I'll do the 80s. We said, nope. Change. Start looking like, no, we'll go 77.

[A]

Nope, nope.

[C]

Long story short, we bought it for 78. And. But your first money is your best money. Is it? That's an old story. And he's in the real estate business. And I was like, you know, your first money is your best money. He said, I know. I'm stupid. Not stupid. But he said, I know, but anyway, so I'm telling you, I'm offering 90 grand. You want me to think about this harder? You. Me? Take it.

[E]

I got a new one on the way, so I'll take it.

[C]

Man, Eddie, I'm gonna put you on hold. I want to get this thing Wrapped up and picked up today. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Strip club DJ, the Louisiana Flash. Good morning.

[D]

Is he on?

[C]

He is on up. Johnny Clay Wall One Strip club for years was our call screener and he was part of the show, but he big part. The, the, the. The cameras in Dallas. Yeah, it started bothering him, the cameras that.

[D]

That monitored the streets and in the sidewalk. Sidewalk.

[C]

Felt like everyone was looking at. Watching him.

[D]

He'll admit this.

[C]

Yeah, he'll admit this. I mean, strip. Do you have a name for this debacle?

[E]

Yeah, it's called paranoid schizophrenia.

[C]

Okay, and.

[D]

And you're on.

[A]

Was that all?

[C]

That's all. So he went home to Lafayette and he's. He picks up cars for us around South Louisiana. So you've been, you've been back to work, helping us, and we appreciate it. And give us some stories from the road.

[E]

Oh, yesterday was the best, John. First of all, I got to meet this guy in the swamp. I am not kidding you. We were one mile from the swamp. Only house for miles around. Get to his house. There's farm animals everywhere. Donkeys, chickens, geese, sheep, you name it.

[C]

Nice.

[E]

Get to the car. I'm not going to say what car it was. Let's just say it was a smaller European vehicle.

[C]

Okay?

[E]

He looks at the car, he looks at me, he looks at the car, he says, are you driving this? I said, yeah. He doubles over, laughing. Thought I was going to have to give the guy cpr. So anyway, I'm checking the car out. I have the engine running, checking all the oil and everything. Car putters out, okay? He looks at me, he says, oh, yeah, by the way, it's out of gas.

[D]

Oh, my God. In the middle of nowhere.

[E]

Really middle of nowhere. Now I notice he has four wheelers and tractors and everything everywhere. Ask him, by any chance, do you have any gas here on the farm, right? He says, no, but there's a gas station about a mile down the road. Take off for the gas station, get lost in the swamp. Only you find the gas station. Marie Lavo's working behind the counter.

[C]

What area is this called for people down there?

[E]

This is around the Rama M area.

[C]

I have no idea what that is. The water boy comes out and throws a football at him. So cut to the chase. What happened?

[E]

Get back to the place where the car is, try to put the gas in the car. The nozzle from the gas can doesn't fit. So I'm trying this. Gas, gas spilling everywhere. He's trying.

[C]

He.

[E]

He gets about 2 gallons of gas on the ground. He puts the gas can down. He says, well, it's your car. It's your problem.

[C]

Had you already paid him.

[E]

The deal was just about done. Finally, he hands me a funnel. Get the funnel in the gas tank. Get the gas in the tank. Go to take the funnel out. The hose breaks off in the gas tank. I'm like, what do I do? Do I push it down to let John deal with it or do I try to get it out?

[C]

What I would do is I would have kept the check in my back pocket and tell him to finish the job so we can leave with the car. If we can't leave with the car, we're not buying it. I mean, we. We provided a wonderful service. Going out of our way. We don't make them come to us. We come to them. They can at least get them running for us to make sure everything's right.

[A]

Oh, but not strip club.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

He's thoroughly.

[E]

I was trying to give top notch customers customer service.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

And that's fine. But at a point, I mean, if a guy gives. I mean, come on. I mean, it's not right.

[D]

He's not even trying.

[C]

He's not trying.

[D]

No.

[E]

And then, wait, I finally get the hose out of the gas tank more you get. We get everything done. All the paperwork's done. I took the car for a test drive. Everything's fine. The cherry on top of this turd. Sunday, that my day was.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

As I'm leaving, I step in a park pile of donkey dookies.

[C]

Now, I noticed the picture of the give me the VIN sign in front of a donkey. That's on our Facebook page.

[D]

Is that him?

[C]

Is that the place?

[E]

Yeah, that was.

[C]

That's the custom.

[E]

That's the place.

[C]

Did he, like, want to charge you for taking a picture of his model donkey?

[E]

No, he didn't want to charge, but he didn't want to be in the picture. He made his daughter do it. Did he appreciate his daughter's not the donkey.

[C]

Did he appreciate us? Or was he acting like you owed him something?

[E]

Some from column A, some from column B. Well, so that.

[C]

Remember, at the end of the day, at the end of the day, strip club, you're still a sorry ass used car dealer. That's the way they look at you. No matter what you're doing, no matter who you are, you're still a sorry ass used car dealer. And with you it's even worse. Cuz you're a renaissance weirdo and you're a strip club dj. So you've got a lot. You got three strikes.

[D]

Oh, we're giving them money. You're worth it.

[C]

But your money's good. And you're working.

[D]

Customer.

[C]

Strip. We got a boogie after that. Go ahead. What?

[E]

All right.

[C]

No. After what?

[E]

After that terrible, horrible pickup. That extra receipt you're getting in my packet this week is for the six pack you bought me last night.

[C]

That's fine. I. I can handle that. I'm that kind of guy. I will be glad to do it. You picked up a bunch of Corvettes lately, haven't you?

[E]

That one going for pick up today. A 13 vet?

[C]

Yeah, for some reason. I mean, I guess it goes hand in hand. A strip club DJ winds up getting assigned Corvettes. I mean, who would have guessed? Dr. Rock himself. Thanks, Trip.

[E]

The problem is I can't fit in them.

[C]

How do we get them? Amazing. 800-800-72348. About 400. 800, 800 radio. 07 Silverado with 100 on it. Is it a crew cab or extended cab? Robert?

[E]

Just a standing head.

[C]

Extended cab. Average. Rougher clinic? Clean.

[E]

I would say average.

[C]

Is it a old body or the new body? Back then it was both.

[E]

It's the classic.

[C]

It's the.

[E]

It's the old body style. It's the classic.

[C]

Right at seven grand.

[E]

Okay. All right.

[C]

Go to getmetheven.com. load it up. Let's roll. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

He's so great. Oh, Casey, hold on.

[C]

Let me go get.

[D]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[C]

I'm good. It's time for the top 10.

[D]

It's been quite a week. Did you hear this guy? Said the world is gonna end? It's the end of the world as we know it.

[F]

Today.

[C]

Today.

[D]

Today's the day. He said this unique planet, Planet X, is gonna come by and cause all this disruption and to be the end of the world. So the top 10 list is the top 10 things you should do before the world ends. Maybe do them today. Number. Oops, hold on. I gotta wait for the magical sound. You should go streaking. Hey, you know you've wanted to since 1974, huh? Tell your crush that you like them. Like J.D. ryan and Amy Bishop at WRR in Dallas. J.D. told me that, hey, go to Walmart. Ride the bikes around till they throw you out. Open all the cages at the zoo and then run. Start a betting pool on who the real God is. And good news is, it'll pay off for somebody tomorrow. Chase pigeons Wearing a Speedo at the Vatican. Kind of like a crazy person. Do that orgy thing you were afraid to do in college.

[C]

Yeah, baby.

[D]

Go skydiving naked. Hey, what's the worst that could happen? Walk around and ask every attractive person you see. Hey, you wanna murder all the idiots that have it coming? Here's your top 10 list of the things you should do before the world comes to an end.

[C]

Thinking of strip club dj.

[D]

Here we go.

[C]

He's a Renaissance actor. His Renaissance name is Kulag. Like the barbarian, right? Right. You've seen his outfit, right, Bob?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

I really think on a day when he has a lot of pickups, Turley, we need to throw him an extra 50 bucks to dress up in his gig and go pick up the cars dressed as Kulag and get pictures with all the customers as Kulag. Hell yeah.

[A]

You know what else you could. You could like. You got people out there, right? You could sneak a scary clown into the backseat of one of these cars.

[C]

Have Mama Lil dress up as a clown trying to buy these guys. I mean, we're not trying to scare the customer. If they're listening to the show, they'll. They'll expect it.

[D]

That's a creepy clown with a balloon.

[F]

I'm here to pick your car up. I mean, that's not creepy.

[A]

Yeah, see if you can freak him out.

[C]

You can just tell them, hey, man, I'm on my way to the Renaissance fair. I got to do this first. You know, it's like a bartender real quick.

[A]

Hello, my name is Kula. I like to pick up your car there.

[C]

Okay, man. I will never forget. We were in Alan Samuels Dodge in. In North Fort Worth picking up a handful of cars that we bought from their wholesale trade ins and strip club is in there. And what's her name? Big Boob Crazy Kelly. And there was another one. Baba was there and he was dressed like hell and his long hair. And I'm in there and they're all sitting in the showroom to pick up these cars. And I'm like, this doesn't look very professional.

[A]

It's a motley crew.

[C]

And they were driving like a 77 DJ style hearse, hearse Cadillac. The strip club loved it. I'm like, this probably isn't.

[D]

This is good for my image that we want.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What do you mean? I was dressed up like hell.

[C]

You were just, you know, wearing flip flops and beat up shorts and long hair.

[A]

Shoes on.

[C]

You had. And Kulag did not have shoes on.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

He did not. He does not wear shoes very often.

[A]

Flintstone.

[C]

He will walk down a gravel road without shoes, not think this man is massive, L.A. he's massive. Yeah, but we were in town. Yeah, he moved back home. So, you know, he's in his back in his climate. Love it. Oh my gosh. Let me. 15 Wrangler, 70,000 mile, four wheel drive, hard top Rhett in Collinsville. Where's Collinsville?

[E]

It's up about 10 miles south of Wattsboro.

[C]

Okay, I know where that is. It's a four door. It's a four door, right? It's two door, two door, 15, 70,000 miles. Is it lifted?

[E]

No, it's not lifted. Stock.

[C]

I need to see pictures, but I'm thinking mid teens, like 15, 16. I need to see photos of it though. Can you go to. If that works for you. I'm not quoting you that I need to on this one. I need to see it. So go to givemetheven.com put the VIN in. Say John was thinking mid teens, actually. Before you even get through, the system's gonna throw a number at you automatically. So you'll know what. What? Arrange what we're thinking, but do that. We'll get the thing bought and we'll come up there and pick it up. I'll send Coolog if you want.

[E]

The guy that used to play at the ranch.

[C]

The ranch?

[A]

I used to play at the ranch.

[C]

What ranch?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, Monster. I'll remark, sort of. Scott Basel.

[C]

That's Bobbo. Yeah, Bobbo.

[A]

No, no, that's not me. I was with the sleepless nights.

[C]

Okay, thanks man. That's Bobbo 800. I mean not that actual guy, but he used to play there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you sell us your car.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[C]

We're gonna bid him quick. 05 Taurus with 83. Kyle. It's worth if it's nice for two grand if it's that newer body style. Okay, 15 Suburban LT. Just go to give me the VIN. I gotta cut y' all off short because. And load them into the system because we only have a minute here. 15 Suburban LT with 32,000 miles, leather roof, nav. Is it a LTZ, Mike?

[E]

It is an LTZ.

[C]

Correction.

[E]

It's a Z7. Z71.

[C]

Four wheel drive or four wheel drive, upper 30s, maybe 40. Run to the website and it'll bid it real quick. 06F150 Crew Cab, Larry, four wheel drive with 175. David Haslet. 06F150 Crew Cab, larry, four wheel drive with 175. Five grand, maybe six. You there, David?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Five to six. Five to six thousand. Got to give me the VIN dot com. 15 Platinum with 52. Crew Cab. It's a diesel. Gary. Gary's a decent 15 Platinum with 52. Right around 40 grand with those miles.

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Nice.

[C]

Thank you. You 800, 800 radio or just. No, just go to givemethevend.com 14F150 with 104 Crew Cab, leather nav. What color?

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Trey Metallic.

[C]

Two wheel drive. 15 drive. 16. 16. 16. 16, 16. Maybe 17,000. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Go to givemethevin.com.

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Yeah, buddy. You know the funny part about that voice that he does? Hey, man, that's me. That's his impersonation. What do you mean, what hey, man. Hey, man. I don't always drink that beer, but what I do. It's a natty lie. Tall boy.

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It's not you.

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You sound like a little kiddy. You sound like a little kid. Kid.

[A]

No, I wanted to talk like John. John talks just like this.

[C]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hi. I've got a 97 Land Rover Defender.

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Yeah.

[E]

How many miles it's got 100, I think 130. It drives on the right hand, though.

[C]

That changes things. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm gonna have to do some research on that one. I love Defenders. I buy every Defender I get a chance to buy. But that one, I've never had a right hand European version, and I don't know the market on them.

[E]

I actually inherited two of them, so I don't know if you buy right hand, but I've got two of them that I'm trying to get.

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Okay, I'll buy them both. I'll definitely buy them. I just don't know what I'll give for him yet.

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Okay.

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All right, give me the vin.com. what city are you in?

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I'm in Irving.

[C]

Perfect. San Antonio. And Austin in Oklahoma City, Arkansas. All you guys, remember, we pick up in your city also. We have drive teams in all those regions. They'll come to your house. They'll pick them up. So don't be afraid to go to the website, givemethevin.com or just call us 800, 800 radio drivers, the Austin crew, the Houston crew, the Lafayette crew. But we, we've got it all set up. And we're also hiring some buyers. We need some buyers, especially ones that.

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Show up on time.

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That's great.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And have a good work ethic.

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Somebody knows show up.

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That was you. You asked what. What we need fast on the computer and a good work ethic. You give me those two things and we can make you a good living.

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Even if you don't have a history in cars.

[C]

Yeah.

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Prefer that.

[C]

Yeah. It helps to. You need. It helps to have some car knowledge to know that if you don't know the difference between a diesel and a gas or crew cab and extended cab, it won't Work for you?

[D]

I was gonna ask, is that right hand drive, Is that legal in the U.S. yes.

[C]

Okay. I mean, look at the mail delivery truck.

[D]

Oh, that's right. Never mind.

[C]

Mail delivery defenders. Romero Romo is in the studio with us. Tony Romo's dad, crowd pleaser, crowd favorite. Good morning, Romero.

[A]

Buenos dias.

[C]

How are you, sir?

[A]

Senor Julio.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

Having a strange time.

[C]

What kind of strange time?

[A]

Well, surely you know by now that war has gone around about my son Antonio and his uncanny ability to predict the future.

[D]

That is kind of creepy.

[C]

He's like Mrs. Cleo. Yeah.

[A]

Years. You have seen his prediction on the cbs. Yes, cbs, the Columbia's broadcast of sports.

[C]

Hey, just remember I. I want to cut you off. Pudge Rodriguez is supposed to be calling in at 10:45 and you've been telling me you wanted to talk to him.

[A]

He's very famous.

[D]

Yes, yes, he is. But your son's famous too.

[A]

Antonio is. Now do this frequently for his co workers until maybe on the NFL broadcaster crew.

[D]

Oh, he's doing little predictions, for instance. Okay.

[A]

They say he always can tell you what will be the entree and the network commissary one day before they announce. Yes. And if he does, and it doesn't matter whether it is the meatloaf or the Mexicali rep, which I highly recommend.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Or did at least he also pull your cord on blue chicken? Tony, he can tell you he could.

[D]

Tell ahead of time.

[A]

He have used this ever since his tragic head banging accident as a child.

[C]

We heard about that last week and.

[A]

Way back, for instance, when he saw Rivers son was only a little quarterback.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

When he was five years old.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

He said to Antonio, father, father, why can't we not have the delicious Taco Bell for breakfast?

[D]

Sure.

[A]

And his uncle Tony's brother Jaime, they know it all. Sure. He says, because they know Mecca, the breakfast at the Taco Bell. And Antonio, he look at his brother. I say, but very soon, Jaime, very soon they will sure enough. And on March 1st of a 2014.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

He take them to the Taco Bell and buy the new bacon and egg crunch wrap at breakfast.

[D]

Taco came true.

[A]

And it was so bad.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

That he threw it 49 yards.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

Yes. In a high tight spiral. He was still regular quarterback at the time. And now he predicts the place on the NFL broadcaster. But he have his third career, which Don Henley, his friend says a very rare occurrence in the shop business to have three careers. Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you remember the day Dionne Warwick. Dionne Warwick, she Had the psychic helpline.

[D]

I remember that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

She called Tony last week.

[D]

Oh, Dionne Warwick did.

[A]

She said that when you get through the football.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And you become the new field sims. With no job.

[D]

With no job.

[A]

You can come to me, Tony, and be part of the psychic friends that.

[C]

Help a lot line.

[A]

And we even put you on phone line. Number nine.

[C]

Number nine.

[A]

So it started with number nine.

[D]

Got it.

[A]

Ended with number nine. Unless there was something else. Unless you learn it to water ski.

[D]

Okay, water ski.

[A]

Or to maybe, you know, make it the. The head of the deer for the deer hunter. Turn it into the wood or whatever the disease they do. He may have many career. And to Antonio.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It's no dumb jet.

[D]

No, he's not done yet.

[C]

Oh, I thought he said dumbass.

[D]

No, he's not done yet.

[A]

So keep a distance in mind, okay. And enjoy your football season.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

I know. Antonio told me. You will, you will.

[D]

He's looking to the future.

[C]

You will, you will, you will.

[F]

Is he gonna stick around and ask.

[C]

To talk to Pudge? He. If Pudge does what he says, he's calling in 10:40.

[D]

Real Pudge Rodriguez is five minutes.

[F]

Yeah, the real Pudge Punch. Not the.

[D]

Not.

[C]

Not.

[D]

Not an accident.

[C]

Well, the deal is Operation Airdrop, the charity fly in. It's a disaster relief effort that we started about a month ago. It went viral, whatever that means.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

It got goofy, you know, we did Harvey with all the airplanes going south, organized all that. And then Irma came and it took right back off in Irma. And we delivered tons of goods in Irma. And here comes Maria, right? It's like. It's like. Like Columbus, the Nina, the pin of the Santa Maria. They're all coming in triplets. And Puerto Rico got wiped out, as you know. And Pudge is from Puerto Rico. So my partner, Doug Jackson got. Went over to his house the other day and they're putting a plan together to get supplies into Puerto Rico. However, we can't fly general aviation. No airplanes that far. We can, but I don't want to be part of it. So turboprops and jets and we've got a million, $3 million worth of gear. That. That was arranged and Pudge had part to do with it that we're going to transport on ships and big airplanes and anyway, he's gonna call and tell us about. He joined Operation Airdrop.

[B]

Really?

[D]

That's so cool.

[C]

It's pretty cool. Hey, Chris. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

14Z71 with 9.

[E]

Yes, sir. 9,000. It's garage kept. I have a company truck. I hardly ever get to drive by personal vehicles. Vehicle.

[C]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[E]

Leather.

[C]

Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

No.

[C]

Okay, what color is it?

[E]

Black. It's a midnight edition. It's all blacked out.

[C]

Leather? Yes. No roof. Navigation?

[E]

No roof. Yes, sir.

[C]

And half ton, four wheel drive, there's no miles on. Do you have a tie? Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[E]

Big back door.

[C]

Okay. Is it an LTZ or an LT ltz? But no roof.

[E]

No roof.

[C]

Okay. I keep saying that because. So it's got the 20 inch wheels, it's got the four wheel drive, it's got navigation, it's got leather, it's got power seat. It's got no miles on it. Clean Carfax, no flood. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Houston.

[C]

32 30. 32. 33 grand.

[E]

32, 33.

[C]

Okay. You want to sell it?

[E]

Well, I appreciate it. Well, I will definitely think about it. I was just driving.

[C]

Good.

[E]

I always hear on the radio and I took my last call to Carfax. I mean not Carfax, but.

[C]

Hey, I gotta run. Okay, we'll buy it. Hey Pudge, are you there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here, I'm here.

[C]

Good morning. I gotta put you on hold. We gotta go to commercial. Huh?

[F]

We can go if you need to.

[C]

Okay, we can take them now. Yeah, and we'll just change the clock around. Okay. Good morning. How are you, sir?

[E]

I'm doing good. Doing very good.

[C]

I'm sorry I couldn't come with Doug to your house a couple of days ago and discuss the relief effort. I had something I had to do, but I knew he could handle it on his own. Tell me, give me an update where we're at. Doug's been giving me updates all the time. Do we have the supplies lined up to move yet?

[E]

Well, the supply is already imploded away. As we know right now. That's what all of us, we are on the line. You know, we are planning just to see if we can start delivering tomorrow or Monday. You know, the first, the first delivery to Puerto Rico. So it's going to be, we working up, we're working hard, try to collect the money that we need. And as right now we are very close to start to delivering food to Puerto Rico and go from there.

[C]

We really, we're excited to join forces with you with Operation Airdrop. We've really had a lot of success with that so far and it's opened a lot of doors. And having you on board we can get some more traction. I'm trying to hustle you a jet airplane for you and your crew for early next week. Is that still something that we're doing?

[E]

Well? Yeah, anything that we can work out is going to be great. I mean, Puerto Rico, I'm talking from my heart and Puerto Rico needs helps. I mean, and for me, you know, whatever, whatever we can do either tomorrow, the day after tomorrow or next week, we are more than welcome to receive it as long as we deliver what we got there so we could start helping the guys in Puerto Rico. That will be great.

[C]

We have Pudge Rodriguez, obviously the famous Texas Rangers catcher for all the years on the phone with us. He's a Dallas site now, but his homeland is Puerto Rico and he is, you know, taking the initiative in join forces with Operation Airdrop and other recovery teams that were going into Puerto Rico. Have you talked to people down there on the ground and told you how bad it is?

[E]

Yes, I'm in contact with Rafael Cereme and also the governor of Puerto Rico, Ricky Rossello. As we all know, the communication in Puerto Rico is really bad right now. And actually I talked to Rafael this morning and he said that the only towers that is working right now in the center of the island is start to running out because those towers are running with people and to be able to go up there is really, really hard. So that's the only thing they have right now available to communicate. But they said that by this afternoon those plants that they're running, those of types going to run out. So I don't know what's going to happen after.

[C]

Do you have other big baseball names that are joining this effort with us?

[E]

Say it again.

[C]

Do you have some other big baseball names from the region that are joining this effort with us?

[E]

Well, tomorrow reason that I stay here in Texas is because the Houston Astros is coming in town and the Houston Astros are. As you know, Carlos Beltran plays with Houston. Alex Cora is one of the coaches. Carlos Correa is one of the players. And also in the Rangers team is Alex Claudio. And I decided to stay and try to work something out doing those three series here with the Rangers. The Rangers committed with they are going to donate money from the Ranges foundation to help the people. But I want to make this clear. We are thinking about Puerto Rico, but I'm a person that we are going to help Puerto Rico and also the Pigeon Islands, you know, San Thomas, San CRO, San Martin. All this, all this help is going to provide. But we are going to also Help this other island in October, too.

[C]

We got it.

[E]

But you know, my main goal is just to try to have an interview or try to work something out with the pre game show and post game show because I work for Fox and I'm going to try to talk and get through the team people through, through the show and also I want to try to see if I go up to the guest and talk about it and, and try to raise money at the ballpark to help, to help these people.

[C]

Got it. I'll see you out there this week and we'll keep working off, off the air, obviously behind the scenes. And, and thanks for calling in. And we're on it, man.

[E]

Hey, John, I think Doug.

[C]

Yeah. Hey, Doug. We're out of town time.

[E]

Hey.

[C]

Yep.

[E]

Hey, Pudge, if you will tell.

[C]

Tell Doug I'm out of time. Pudge understands. I'm out of time. I'm out of time. I got to get off. I'm sorry. We'll be back if y' all want to stay on hold. If y' all want to stay on hold, I can bring you back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I've got to go to break and be right back.

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We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

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Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[C]

Eric and Rockwell, you there?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Do me a favor and just put it in. Givemetheven.com please. I've got pudge Rodriguez still holding on the other line. I got to finish with him.

[E]

That's fine.

[C]

Thanks, man.

[E]

Pudge, we don't have PODC anymore, but we have. No.

[C]

That's fine. That's fine. Hey. Hey, Doug. You were talking. I'm sorry.

[E]

No, let Catalina speak.

[C]

Hi, Catalina.

[E]

Hey, John. How are you?

[C]

Good, good. What is your role in. Well, what is your role in this, Catalina? So everybody understands.

[E]

So I work with POTS directly, but also, you know, coming together to work with this whole group team for the hurricane Maria release and recovery.

[C]

Great. What.

[E]

So this is, you know, this is like what we're trying to do at Irving, Texas. I'll just talk with the Puerto Rico's governor officer and then they're trying to let us know their priorities, you know, the priorities for the island. What they need right now is generators, is water and is food. So we put together this hurricane Maria relief drive, and people can drop off these items at 2800 Story Road West, Irving, Texas. So we're trying to get all these donations. That way next week we can deliver to the people in Puerto Rico. And that's locally here at Irving, Texas.

[C]

And for our listeners, we can also line that up just. If you didn't write all that down, just go to operationairdrop.com put click donation and we'll get them in touch to put Pudge's crew so we can get this stuff to Puerto Rico. Perfect.

[E]

Perfect. We also have Nandy on the line. He wants to talk a little bit about unidos for Puerto Rico and what we're doing with. With united for Puerto Rico.

[C]

Hey, Nandy.

[E]

Hey. Good morning, guys. Thank you so much for having us. And we just want to be sure.

[C]

That Nandy Serrano, right?

[E]

Yes, sir. Nandy Serrano.

[C]

Gotcha. Go ahead, Serrano.

[E]

Thank you. And we thank everybody's efforts and support on this. We just want to be sure that everybody understands all efforts are being handled by the governor's office and his first lady, Mrs. Beatrice Rossellon. And the website that people can go to where all the supplies and donations and the team that is handling is called Junidos for Puerto Rico, but in English, it's also united for Puerto Rico. And we're very happy that everything logistically is working out. We thank you guys tremendously for the opportunity to work with you. And again, it's about helping as one team and I believe is, you know, the island will recuperate a lot quicker. So we thank you quite a bit for the opportunity.

[F]

Boy.

[C]

And Andy, I'll tell you something. When Doug and I developed operation airdrop, we didn't think that we're. It would be three in a row. Whoa. Wow. I mean, it's been. It's been a full time job. It just won't quit. It's. It's. It's ridiculous, it's unheard of. And it's important for people not to get tired of hearing about donations in this Puerto Rico. Got it worse than anybody. What Pudge was saying earlier is the grid, the power's going down, they're running out of diesel, are fixing to lose communication. Did I hear that correctly, Pudge? I mean, Nandy.

[E]

That is correct. That is correct. That is correct. And also, we cannot forget our friends in Mexico, which also got hit again last night at a 6.2 magnitude. So again, it's something that we're dealing with. It is life. But one thing that I always find through these horrible catastrophes is that we'll come together regardless of where we're from. So definitely the need is there. I'm glad that Puz and his team obviously are leading the way and the people down there. The next 30 days to us is definitely the priority because as you know, people get anxious. There's no power, the water. So our main goal is to provide the necessities of water, food, and generators. That is the absolute most important thing. And, and again, we thank you guys for helping.

[C]

Absolutely. And Nandy, I hate to. Yes, I've got, I've got 20 seconds before we're out. Go ahead.

[E]

Okay. And once again, once again, you know, like, if people want to drop off these, these donations, it's at TGL Trucking, 2800 Story Road West, Irving, Texas, 75038.

[C]

Thanks.

[E]

Appreciate all your help.

[C]

No, thank you all and I'll talk to you all soon. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Doug. And remember, you just go to operationairdrop.com and click donate and put your donations in there, too, and we'll get them to them. Also, large generators obviously will have you drop off at the trucking center. My name is John Clay Wolf, and for some of the cities. We're off right now. We got four seconds left. Hour number four is coming up. Podcast will be up at 1:00'. Clock. Thank you, guys. And our number four people. Hang tight.

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[C]

I don't think this is right. A 17 with 147, 000. Oh, 147 miles. Okay, Gene, good morning. You're on the. You're on the air. Gene, you there?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

He's got a hundred miles on this truck, Is that right?

[E]

Yes, my, my wife's got dementia. We looked at it. She said, okay, then not shoot she got it one time. She won't get in it again. Oh, I got it parked my garage for three weeks and I've moved out of my garage.

[C]

Where. Where do you live?

[E]

In Pasadena.

[C]

Okay, Is it an extended cab? Is it an XL or an xlt?

[E]

Xl.

[C]

Is that why she doesn't like it? Is because it's not fancy enough?

[E]

No, she's got dimension. She just freezes everything. She just cannot.

[C]

She doesn't want.

[E]

She said, I'm not getting anymore.

[C]

Is it. Is it a four door or an extended kit cab?

[E]

It's two doors.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Automatic, everything.

[C]

It's got.

[E]

You can seat three in the front row, but you can pull the center seat down and have drinking cups on it.

[C]

For. Is it a. Is it a cloth seat or like a vinyl seat? Cloth. And does it have power windows or crank them? Power. Power windows, but it's an xl, so it's got a black. The grill on the front is black, right?

[E]

That's right.

[C]

Okay, Is it a six cylinder or an eight? Six. Six cylinder. Now I know what we're talking about. Regular cab, six little. Is it white?

[E]

White.

[C]

Yep.

[E]

I had the. I had. I had him take his tires off, put Michelin tires on instead of go about 70, 000 miles on New tires.

[C]

You sound just like my granddad painted black. Okay. You had the back end painted black like the bed back. Back in.

[E]

I had it coated black.

[C]

Oh, the inside. The bed cover.

[E]

Outside. Inside the back end, yeah.

[C]

Okay. I was like, wait, that'll look bad. Gosh, I really need to see a picture of this, but I think it's 18. 17. 17 grand?

[E]

No, no, nobody come with those.

[C]

I hear you just bought it new and there's a new car depreciation that comes with it. And these trucks are. They're just hard to sell. Sell you the truth. I mean, they're construction trucks. It's like what the highway department drives. And she might have dementia, but she's got pretty good taste. All right, thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Nice cover, John. What? Nice.

[D]

Very nice.

[C]

Well, I mean, she knows, but doesn't look good. She's not wrong, right? It's hard for me to get people in that thing too. It's just the truth, right?

[D]

She doesn't have a dimension. That's good taste.

[C]

800, 873. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

This would make a good truck for Nandy Serrano. Most people don't know about 90. Serrano, first of all, is a pick up truck of mine.

[D]

Who is. Who is Nandy? I know he's on the phone with us. A minute ago.

[A]

He was.

[C]

He's a famous baseball player and he's a scout for the Texas Rangers. Okay. And he's a money raiser in Florida.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And he's a good friend of Punch. Okay.

[D]

So they're raising this money for Puerto Rico. For those that don't know, Puerto Rico literally just got wiped. It got 175 mile an hour winds, flooding. No power structure. No. The power company there was bankrupt before this happened.

[C]

And think about the zoning and building requirements in the office islands.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

They don't have the requirements that we have. So they can't take the hit. No, the roof blew off of everything. I don't. I mean, this is so bad.

[D]

It'll be months and months before the average Joe gets power. If then.

[C]

So you're telling me that Mexico got hit again? Was it in a populated area?

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Good Lord.

[D]

6.1 this morning. Another hurricane, another earthquake. I'm sorry. Having so many disasters, I'm losing track.

[C]

It's turned volcano.

[D]

We're good.

[C]

It's. It's turned into a science fiction.

[D]

It really, truly has.

[C]

It really, really, truly has.

[D]

And the end of. The end of. World lovers are just loving this. And of course the climate change people are loving this.

[A]

Oh yeah. They're like. Well, the minds wasn't wrong. They was just off a couple years.

[D]

Yeah, there you go. Everybody's just stirred up over it. But the fact is we've been having hurricanes and earthquakes since the dawn of time. But never mind the fact that they're all together.

[C]

They're stag.

[D]

They have, you know.

[C]

What?

[D]

Well, the year Hugo hit, I think it was 80. They had many hurricanes. It's cyclical.

[C]

It happens. What do you do with Puerto Rico?

[D]

Well, what do you do? I don't know. Because it's so separate. It was a poor country. Not poor. But the infrastructure was weak and the power company was already bankrupt before this happened. They don't have any money to rebuild.

[C]

What is their relationship with us? They are a territory.

[D]

They're a territory.

[C]

What does that mean?

[D]

That means they use. Basically they use our money, they speak English and they also get some benefits from the US but they are not a state.

[C]

Do they get to vote for US elections?

[D]

That's a good question. I don't know.

[A]

I believe they do. And they pay taxes.

[D]

Let me ask. I'll find out.

[C]

And why are they not a state?

[F]

Probably because it cost us too much money.

[A]

Probably because they're too far away for the federal government to be able to tell them what to do.

[F]

There's a lot of money involved in doing that, though.

[C]

I've always said we need to annex Mexico. I mean, I know that sounds stupid.

[A]

No, that'd be a great first move.

[C]

I mean, they all. I mean, not. Not by force.

[D]

Talking about a civil war here.

[A]

I believe they'd be all for it.

[C]

I've had a lot of. I bounce this idea off of Mexican people. They're pretty proud. But there's so many of them that want to be up here, and they're coming up here all the time and all. All this crap. They've got the best beaches, some in the world. And I mean, why not? I mean, just hell with it. Let it. Let it go. Let the developers go down there and do their thing and become a territory.

[D]

Build it out, become a US Territory.

[C]

Is what you're saying something.

[A]

First of all, politically speaking, the Mexican government has come a long way in the last 30 years.

[C]

Good morning, San Antonio. How are y' all today?

[A]

Seriously, the Mexican government in the last 30 years has come a long way. It's a lot better infrastructure in Mexico.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And you can still get out of town. You know, it still has its desolate areas where you can drive it.

[C]

You got it here, too. I mean, look at the. Look at the population grid from the Chicago and Dallas and then just go left.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Until you get to Phoenix, you know, in Vegas. And it's still desolate as hell out there. I mean, from the air, this place us in the central West United States, looks like Mexico.

[D]

It's totally good.

[C]

I've flown over it at night. Maybe everybody has. But in the smaller plane, you're down lower. And there's no lights out there in the country.

[D]

Just Google. Google nighttime map of the US and you'll see where the light cities are. And they're out there. It's dark.

[C]

It's very dark.

[D]

Just dark.

[C]

I've flown over Mexico. I flew a P. Baron from Cabo to here a couple of times. And going over Mexico at night, in the middle of the night, there's nothing there. There's nothing there. If you went down, they wouldn't find you for a month. Yeah.

[A]

When you're headed west, when you first see Phoenix on the horizon at night.

[D]

Man, it's like the golden city on the horizon. Yeah.

[A]

It's like civilization again.

[C]

Look. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We were gonna do a deal with Tony Romo's dad and Pudge Rodriguez. But where's Tony? He had it.

[F]

And Romero had some questions for.

[C]

Did he really?

[F]

Yeah, he did, actually.

[D]

Romero, the real Pudge Rodriguez.

[C]

The real Pudge Rodriguez. What were you gonna ask him, Ramirez?

[A]

I was only going to say it.

[C]

Just was such a serious moment. And you kind of are a smart ass. Yeah. So I did not want to blend those two together.

[A]

It's better than Dumas, you know.

[D]

That's true.

[A]

Well, I was going to say, good morning, Dumas, Texas.

[C]

We're covered up there, too.

[A]

Only football family. We also love the baseball.

[D]

They love the baseball.

[A]

And Nandy is a funny, funny man.

[D]

Is he funny?

[A]

I remember the old days. He would. In the dugout, okay. He would amuse his teammates. He take the popsicle stick. The old style of the wooden popsicle stick.

[D]

Popsicle sticks.

[A]

Set the end on fire.

[C]

No.

[A]

And stick it up his nose.

[C]

This happens.

[A]

And pull it out the other side. Still straight, not broken.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

It's like he have a whole hollow nose.

[E]

I don't believe this.

[A]

And it would still be on fire.

[D]

I believe you're making this up.

[A]

And then he would make a smoker inside. And the teammates on the baseball team will laugh and laugh.

[D]

I wonder why we didn't let you talk to Pudge.

[A]

He always used to throw the. The snow cones are the third best, coach.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Oh, he was mad. He hit him right. Right in the boob with the snot on the grape. Snot on. And this does not look good on a white uniform.

[D]

No, I get you at the same.

[C]

Time, when we were a little kid, we had a nanny when I was baby. And she'd swallow fire.

[D]

What?

[C]

She was from Mexico.

[D]

Like, do that trick thing.

[C]

Yeah, she's qualifier.

[A]

The old Gene Simmons thing.

[C]

She got deported once. Dad had to go pick her up in El Paso. Oh, my God. Things happen, you know? Things happen. Things happen.

[D]

She probably crossed your dad. But I'm guessing you want to go back. You want to go back.

[C]

Hannah. Hannah. Good morning. Hannah's on the air with us. Hello, Hannah the stripper.

[D]

Is that. Oh, that's her perfume.

[C]

I heard you were having problems with your new boyfriend. You said his dad owns a car dealership.

[F]

Morning.

[C]

I'm a bad girl.

[D]

You're a bad girl.

[C]

Why? Okay, everybody knows my boyfriend, Sandy. Okay? And he's nice and he plays on a rock band. But his dad owns a car dealership. Right? And he's got a hat and a tattoo. He loves me so much.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

And I screwed his twin brother.

[D]

Andy does he know it?

[C]

Because Andy's a dancer and he understands just like I do. Okay. And he's also a cross dresser, and we share shoes and bras.

[D]

God help us.

[C]

You know how I name my boobies?

[D]

Yes. At Whitney one's Whitney and Matana. Right.

[C]

His boobs are Huey and Lewis. Perfect. Of course they do what I did. I've danced like three nights straight.

[D]

You slept with his brother.

[C]

His twin brother.

[A]

Twin brother.

[C]

And he was dancing across the road.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

At Big Rocks. Big Rocks. He was over off loop 12. Right, right. And we had like, three houses. $3,000. Eight. The beach.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[C]

We got off work at 11 in the morning, so we went to the Galleria and had some delicious Giovanna's pizza. And it just got us in the.

[A]

Mood and we did it.

[C]

Okay, so who. How did. How did his twin brother, your boyfriend, find out? He came over and we were walking around in our socks.

[D]

Like, just your socks?

[C]

No, he hates me. Oh, he'll get over. He bought me this perfume. You like it?

[D]

I love it. It smells strong.

[C]

It's expensive.

[D]

How bad it is.

[C]

So I'm gonna not do Andy anymore for a while.

[D]

For a while.

[C]

Because Sandy loves me. Sandy and Andy. Yeah. They're so pretty. Do you think you can keep this deal put together? Yeah, I bought Sandy a pair of rollerblades. Rollerblades? So he'll be gone for. He's a fitness nut. He'll be gone for hours at a time. Okay, I can fit it in. I know a guy who did this exact same thing with his wife's twin identical sister. Why would you do that?

[D]

That's got so much potential for just nothing but explosions.

[C]

No, but he around. It's like perspective. He got divorced.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And he quit drinking because of that. He's lost a lot of weight, I bet. That's crazy. He's probably 50 pounds lighter than he's single. I don't know if he still talks to the twin sister or not.

[D]

Probably.

[C]

That's got to be hard at the holidays.

[D]

Oh, it's got to be impossible. You've split the women forever.

[C]

I just. I just. Out of all the people, out of all the fish in the sea, why grab the same fish?

[D]

Seriously?

[A]

Well, married is married, right? You know, but I don't know about Hannah. I mean, she's.

[C]

She's. She's stripped.

[A]

She looks happy to me, walking out.

[C]

She does.

[A]

She makes me happy.

[D]

Stopping my nose up.

[C]

What have you got in the. In the. In the. In the news, boss.

[D]

Taco Bell. Well, first of All. I want to ask Charlie a question. I was looking at some pictures of the Levi's stadium from Thursday night's game. San Francisco 49ers playing the Los Angeles Rams. Two good teams relatively. I guess I don't know football that well. But the stadium is empty. I mean, why would this stadium be just. I mean, I'm looking at the picture. It's during the game. Game. And there's like.

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

Because the Niners suck. JD they're not relatively good.

[D]

They're not really good.

[C]

Just ruin their brand.

[F]

No, they just suck.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah, they. They were on the way down with him there.

[D]

What was there?

[F]

He bailed on them too.

[C]

He didn't want any part of it.

[D]

What was their record last year? Anybody know, like three wins?

[F]

I mean, they're terrible.

[D]

Yeah, okay, but I mean the stadium just looks like it's a practice game. I mean there's just mattering of fans.

[F]

Thursday night TV game and Thursday night too. That's a bad combination.

[D]

Yeah, I guess. But you just look at a huge stadium and there's nobody there. All right, Taco Bell is getting rid of their drive through to hear this. They're gonna add booze.

[A]

Oh boy.

[D]

Yeah, what you need is some alcohol to wash.

[A]

Even for breakfast?

[D]

Even for breakfast.

[A]

Awesome.

[D]

Reportedly gonna open up more than 300 new locations around the country with built in. Built in, basically margaritas probably that type of thing, you know, to go with their.

[C]

To go with their.

[D]

Yeah, but they're close. Yeah, but they're closing the drive throughs. There's a smart drive. There's a smart, smart correlation there. Drive thrus and alcohol.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And two crunch wraps and a natty light tall boy. That's breakfast. That spells breakfast in espanol.

[C]

It does.

[D]

What else is going on here? Let's see here. Boy, I tell you what, I've lost.

[C]

Lost focus, professionalism, 30 years journalism, dementia.

[A]

Has finally caught on.

[C]

Finally caught on what? You Were you getting a regular cab XL4 trucks.

[D]

Seriously man. Headlines. True or false. This is bumping around. Bump around. Facebook. This week, Colorado Hunter claims he was sexually assaulted by Sasquatch. Oh, is that true or is that just made up? Man, you're not gonna believe it. It's a true story.

[F]

He really says.

[D]

He actually says out of Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Claims a Sasquatch attacked him and tried to have relationship with him.

[A]

Male or female?

[D]

57 year old man? He didn't really say which the SAS. All of a sudden a large gorilla type creature dropped from a tree and Punched me in the face. He was at least 8 foot tall and he punched me in. His punch hurts like hell. Mr. Don Whitaker is his name.

[A]

Where did this happen?

[D]

This happened in Glenwood Springs, Colorado. I'm just saying. Possibly true story or not. Teen with Rapunzel syndrome dies from eating her own hair. Rapunzel syndrome is where they pull their hair out. Dies. Is that true story? Is that just fake? Is that just Facebook folly? Routine with tonsil syndrome dies from eating over here, sadly and sickly. That's true.

[C]

What?

[D]

That's a true story. And the other thing bumping around this week because Halloween's coming up. Reese's Peanut Butter cups. To be continued. Discontinued. No more Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. And do we care?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[F]

I care. There's no way it's real.

[D]

That was fake.

[F]

Yeah, and it's amazing how people. I saw them post on Facebook.

[D]

Oh, people are upset about it. Of all the things to be upset about.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Reese's penis cups? That's your big thing?

[A]

Here, Go close. Water burger.

[C]

Well, I can say that our relief efforts came through already. What happened? Let me. Let me show you this email we just got. The power of radio, boys and girls. Still. It's still valid. Whoever says it's. It's a dying form.

[D]

Your operation air drop has been amazing.

[C]

Hey, guys. No, that was a different one. That's a guy that wants to be a driver. Do you buy fifth wheel campers? Yeah, we do. I'm. I have 16 generators available to ship to Puerto Rico. Wow. 200 kilowatt run on LPG. 600 kilowatt also available. I'm attempting to get in contact with the governor. Need a contact number. See cell phone here. Dennis Wagner. That's amazing. That's a big load.

[D]

That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Awesome, awesome news. And just the work you guys have done, how it's exploded. I mean, it didn't just, like us struggle to get. It just took off.

[C]

I just always work real hard with anything I'm doing. For years, it was just chasing girls. Yeah, that was a lot of work.

[D]

That was a lot of work.

[C]

And now we chase cars.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And now we're chasing relief efforts. I'm just a passionate person.

[A]

I'm just happy you didn't call it. Bigload.com. that's gonna bring all the wrong kind of response, I'm telling you.

[C]

On you. You're a bad, bad, bad person, Uncle Bobo. Only you, Bobo bad person. Oh, my God. Are we really out of time? Yeah, like now or in a minute. In a minute Dot com. Oh, hey, Hannah. Hannah. What? Where are you working these days? You doing private stuff or public stuff or community stuff or government? I'm over at Do Where Stoves Day.

[D]

I know, I got it. But what is. Is that a topless place? I don't know, dude. I'm sorry.

[A]

Listen.

[D]

What?

[C]

Sit down.

[D]

I'm sitting.

[C]

We're fully nude.

[D]

Oh, fully nude.

[C]

Yeah, fully nude. I'm grossing like an extra 31,000 a week.

[D]

What?

[C]

What? What? Oh, my God. You got to come to the club. You got to come to the club. You got to see it. You're going to love it.

[A]

I.

[C]

It's like the car guy say, come to the dealership. Come to the dealership. We got a deal for you. Come to the club. Come to the club. Introduce all my girlfriends. Hey, everybody, it's the famous J.D. ryan.

[D]

This is so weird.

[C]

Take us out, Hannah. We've got six seconds. Okay, don't go anywhere because John Clay Wolf is coming back. And he's coming back. No more damage done.

[A]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[G]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the VIN.com. because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with. Gimme the VIN dollar first. You may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[A]

Sell us your car.

[F]

Now.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Wolf.

[C]

Show and another hit. John. I'm the marketing manager for Chewbacca.com an Irving, Texas E commerce shoe retailer. We heard about the relief efforts on 925 this morning for Puerto Rico and wanted to offer a large shoe shoe donation. Cool. You go to operation airdrop.com and click the donate button if you can help us. The larger ones is kind of. What? Because there's so much shipping involved in this. The big stuff is. Is not. Not a pair of shoes that are going to make a difference.

[D]

No.

[C]

No. I don't know how to say that without sounding no, but it all makes.

[D]

Yeah, it all makes It.

[C]

But the logistics of it is what I'm talking, right? We can line up. I mean, this guy that's donated 16 generators, West Texas. I know you'll hear us. And there's some rich oilmen out there. I know. I know some of.

[D]

I know there is.

[C]

I know you're here. I know you're there. Get off it. Go to Operation Airdrop. Click. Donate. Give us something. Generator is what we need. You guys. Hulk, Caterpillar. Everybody that enjoyed the big run. Wolf Camp, Shale. You know what I'm talking about.

[D]

You know what I'm talking about.

[C]

You got it. Pave your way to heaven. God knows you need it.

[D]

Yes. For all the other bad things you did. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[C]

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. Dr. T. What is. What is in the football plan today? Dr. T. The real games. The Saturday games is the real, real football.

[F]

A and M in Arkansas are playing shootout 77 in the first quarter. But the big game, I. Me, personally, I think it's TCU or Oklahoma state.

[C]

That is at 232.

[F]

30. Yes. In Oklahoma State.

[C]

State.

[F]

All right. Oklahoma State. They're favored by 12, by the way.

[A]

Are they really?

[E]

Yeah. Wow.

[C]

I got a 20.

[F]

Oh, I think they're gonna win.

[C]

Who?

[F]

Oklahoma state.

[C]

I got 20 of the frogs. Okay. All right.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Straight up. It's straight up. Forget the spread. Yeah. I just. I have a feeling that they're gonna.

[F]

Be a big, big win for tcu.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But here's what we gotta understand. These. These rankings pretty early.

[A]

Very early.

[C]

Very early. Very early. Look at some of the upsets last week, and I don't have them off the top of my head. But there are no name teams beating top 10 ranked teams. There's two or three examples of that, weren't there?

[F]

Texas almost beat USC, and Texas got.

[C]

Beat by no Name College a week before Maryland.

[F]

Yeah. Crushed them. So, Yes, I. I agree with that. But I've seen Oklahoma State play, and their offense is pretty Damn good.

[C]

Now TCU pretty, pretty damn good.

[F]

TCU's defense has got very better, but it's not. It's going to be a track race. Yeah.

[C]

How is TC's quarterback in special Hill?

[F]

That's kind of.

[C]

He's not. He's not our old homeboy.

[F]

No, he's not adult. And he's not in.

[C]

What's the name, the guy that got arrested in San Antonio. Gosh, Trayvon.

[F]

Yeah. Boykins. Boykin is a little more explosive on he Not a good passer, but he could run.

[C]

What is Boykin doing in the pros?

[F]

He's a backup. And for Seattle Seahawks.

[C]

Right now, he's the number two. Number three. Three, three.

[F]

Okay, sometimes two. Just depends. They kind of flop them.

[C]

But he's a wonderful wide out, isn't he?

[F]

No, I mean, he hasn't played wide out.

[C]

Did he play receiver? Short receiver? They do.

[F]

They'll work them in on a couple packages. When they do, activate them for that. But they have him as a backup quarterback.

[C]

The man has hands. I remember he was catching balls from. Who was the big white kid that got in trouble for pot. That was TC you before Trayvon. He got kicked out.

[A]

Well, Stymie Carpenter.

[C]

No.

[D]

No, no, stop.

[C]

Stymie Carpenter, that's that. That's my boy.

[F]

That's my brother.

[C]

I knew. I knew Stymies since he was knee high.

[A]

Karen Carpenter's nephew.

[C]

Oh, no, no.

[A]

Carpenter.

[C]

Remember the big white kid. Looked like he's from Canada or something. Had a bad complexion.

[A]

Bam, Bam, Rubble.

[E]

Bam bamboo.

[D]

Bam, Rubble.

[C]

You know what I'm talking about. He got kicked out. What's. Casey, I know you're talking. Oh, God.

[A]

Got busted. He told the cops. He goes, bam, bam, bam, bam.

[C]

Back to cars. That's something I know something about. I was talking to a buddy of mine in Houston, Adam Voils. He played defensive end in front of me in college. I backed him up. And he's talked to a lot of people and he's learned about. And I forgot what it's called, but the concussion syndrome. And yesterday we had this conversation. He said, you don't realize how real this is. He said, wolf, you've got it. I've got it. They did, like a thousand players, and 92 of them, 92% of them, had it to some level. He said, imagine a piece of tinsel, like, on your tree. You know, when you kink it, it never comes back, right? And he said, that's these nerves and synapses in your brain. And from all that hitting, he said, it happens.

[F]

And you think about how we were trained.

[C]

Head to. Lead with your head. Lead with your head. Hit that boy. Take him out. I mean, take him out, son. I think about my dad walk up, slap me in the head, in the ear hole. He would ear hole me and knock me down when I was in fifth grade. My God, if I was hitting like a girl. No, you got to leave with your head. Leave with your head. I'm like, man, right in the front. Right in the front. Not the top but the front, the temple, that's the part. The marks on that helmet. Yes. Time for more Oklahoma drills. Everybody shut up. Run me three laps and we're doing Oklahoma drills. You, boy, are gonna learn how to hit if you're gonna work for me the best. Yes, sir, Colonel, sir.

[F]

The best one is when you put a kid in the middle and you have him in a circle and you just sending kids at him one at a time.

[D]

So what do you do now?

[C]

John Haygood. It helped him a lot. John Haygood in sixth grade, broke his femur.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

When we talk about symptoms, though, sometimes I think I suffer from something like that. And I've never played football. No, from just falling down, you know, A recent.

[C]

A recent. That's just a drunk deal.

[D]

A recent study of the disease found 110 out of the 111 they checked. NFL players had brains that had problems.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And let's see. Former New England Patriots star Aaron Hernandez.

[C]

The one that killed the guy, has.

[D]

Severe case of degenerative brain disease.

[C]

Wells told me it was the worst one they've ever seen.

[E]

Had.

[D]

Had.

[C]

They're.

[F]

They are. I mean, it's completely different how they train kids now to tackle. It's nothing with the head.

[C]

It's all shoulders.

[F]

And that's why football's not. I mean, people are good. It's not as tough anymore.

[C]

Well, this guy on Arkansas just knocked this other Fella in the 1987.

[F]

But you see what happened to him back in 87. That may have been a flag. Maybe not. But he just got kicked out of the game. And he missed his next game, too.

[C]

Did he really?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Just this hit we just saw on tv.

[F]

Yes. Kicked him out of the game. Targeting is.

[C]

What was he leading with his head? I did not see the hit. Is this it right here? No, it was a kickoff, wasn't it?

[F]

Yeah. This is our all versus A and M. You'll see it on replays.

[C]

The guy.

[D]

The guy got up, by the way. The guy got hit. Got up immediately. So he wasn't hurt. But was he hurt? We don't know. Was his brain knocked out? Yeah.

[A]

One positive aspect is that you will see that on highlight reels because they're becoming very conscious about it.

[D]

But you still want your kids to play football?

[C]

Yes. No pun.

[F]

Yes, I'm. Because of how they train. I'm not. I'm okay with it.

[A]

You're okay with it?

[C]

Caroly's a peewee coach. Are you doing this year?

[F]

Well, no, he's in middle school now.

[C]

Oh, There and tell that coach how to do a better job. Now, now. It doesn't work that way. You can help.

[F]

So Lido does just fine with her coaching.

[C]

Did you. Did you move to Alito for their football program?

[F]

You know, you.

[C]

Sorry, no. No.

[F]

No education.

[C]

You did.

[F]

No education. No, no, no, no.

[C]

Are you out recruiting out of the. Out of the African communities as well, trying to talk them into a nice, nice two bedroom, two bath in Alito school district?

[F]

I mean, we do have an extra room, but no, we're not using that for any.

[C]

Anything.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, if you just want to sleep, sleep over, it's okay with us.

[C]

Tell me they don't recruit. Tell me that. Look at me in line. They.

[F]

They do recruit. Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Kills me.

[F]

And fathers just happen to be working for the city now. It happens.

[C]

Yes. Things people move.

[A]

So they're creating jobs too.

[F]

So all helped out with their education process. I mean that school is one of the tops out there as far as education.

[C]

All Saints Episcopal in Fort Worth, Texas. I went there and a good buddy of mine who's an ex NFLer is one of the. He's the conditioning coach. I don't know if he took on more of a role. Anyways, way involved four sons that all go through there. Two of them went to private school. Well, this is a private school. Got full rides to college. D1 trying to protect his name. I'll be careful. Anyway. Yeah, they recruit.

[F]

All the time. Still to this day, they still do it.

[C]

All Saints is beating the good public school. Yeah.

[D]

Really.

[C]

They went to Midland last night to play middle and Christian. Da da da in the spread. You know, the Midland school was favored like 20 points.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I didn't bet on it. All Saints took them by like 20 points. Why is All Saints so good? Turley, you're closer to this than I am.

[F]

Well, there's enough money that goes to that school.

[C]

This is a true statement that pays.

[F]

For scholarships for these kids. So you can do this.

[C]

That. Is that true or is this. Is this alleged.

[F]

It's true. It happens in our.

[C]

Is it against any rules? No, because it's a private school.

[F]

They can do that. It's not a big deal. Who's going to stop them from that? And. And see what you know, they're giving them an education and it is a good education. One of the tops out there.

[A]

There's the upside.

[F]

Yes, but they happen to play football well or whatever sport.

[C]

Well, yeah, but you can do that in the private school. So is also Saints the best private school team in the state of Texas.

[F]

There's a couple in Houston that are pretty damn good too, but they're right up there.

[C]

Yeah, we were terrible growing up. I mean, our YMC Club sucked. All of it.

[F]

They didn't know how to organize it. Just like with college football, you know how to organize your boosters.

[C]

Why do the kids in the minority based schools, the bad part of town in Dallas, Fort Worth. Not like Dallas Carter, who has that great team back in 91, right?

[D]

Amazing.

[C]

But the Dallas Carters of the world, why don't they win all the games?

[F]

Because it's bad. It's. The kids don't have discipline and the coaching can't keep them on the field. Yeah, I mean, it's. If you could keep them on the field and play as a team, then, yeah, they would beat everybody.

[C]

A high school teammate of mine at Crowley went to coach a school like that in Cedar Hill and he. How many state championships has he won? Three. Three at least. No, no, no. More than one. He's one. He's been four times he's been there. Yeah, but I think he's won three. He's definitely one two and he's all together.

[F]

I mean, it's good coaching.

[C]

Did he take the Baylor job? He took a college gig now.

[F]

Is he with Houston area? I can't remember.

[C]

Is he play? Is he coaching? Is he coaching Cedar Hill this year? Joey McGuire? I don't even know if it's next year. He's going. I don't know. But yeah, it's football season and we're getting all jacked up and I was in West Texas last Friday night for a minute. I had to run out there.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And all you hear on the radio. Yeah. I mean, you think people bitch about us doing our thing, screwing up the music? Good Lord. I mean, every station across the plains is high school football. Friday, coaches show, booster show, teachers show, players, your show.

[D]

Our radio station does the same thing in Grapevine.

[C]

Really?

[D]

We have coaching show. We don't have the play by play because we missed that, but we have coaches, cheerleader show.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, we do all that.

[C]

Yeah. We need to get back to the cars. If anybody wants to do cars, call me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll throw a number on your ride and I'll buy it My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio, baby yeah, well, I ain't superstitious and I don't get suspicious but my woman is a friend of mine.

[A]

We'Ll be back with more more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[G]

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[A]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

You know, talking about football.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

God, it was probably 15 years ago we flew down to New Orleans. A friend of mine from Shreveport, his kid was. Was playing for Evangel. And that's another high school good one. Are they still good?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

And they went down to play Rommel. R O m m. I believe they got beat. Rommel's good too. There's some good high school football in Louisiana. Like real good.

[F]

Ain't college football right now, Bobby.

[C]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[C]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Anson, Texas.

[C]

Hey, I was there last weekend.

[A]

Kidding.

[C]

You ever heard Quail Ridge Ranch?

[E]

No, sir, I have not, sir.

[C]

Let's see. It's awesome. What exotic game? High fence deal out there is unbelievable. 14 suburban LTZ Z71 with 80 leather roof and naval order. What color tan that? Sandstone. Okay, average rough or clean.

[E]

Got the brush guard. It's got the brush guard painted to match the truck.

[C]

Good. Been super clean. Even out there with all the roads that you, the. The gravel roads and hard life that people live out there.

[E]

Yeah, okay. It's still super clean.

[C]

It's not country clean, it's city clean.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

All right, cool. It's a 14 last year, the old body style burb. I know what I'm thinking.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

I want to make sure I'm right. What's your mission? Are you wanting to sell it or trade it in?

[E]

We really hadn't decided. We either want. We want a duly. We're going to buy a travel trailer.

[C]

Is what we're going to do.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

80,000 miles, tan, four wheel drive. Does it have roof and navigation yes, it does. 80,000 miles. 80,000 miles. 80 thousand miles. 20, 20, 20.

[E]

26,000. 26,000. All righty. Do I need to go to the website and load it up we get serious.

[C]

Yep. And tell them I said 26 on the radio because the computer is probably going to hit you at 24 to 25. And I'll give 26.

[E]

All righty.

[C]

Thanks man. Thank you sir. I appreciate it. 80. Not 90 but 80, right? Like 80 or 8 1. Yes sir.

[E]

80,000. I'm driving it right now showing 80. 80,212.

[C]

We're good, thanks. Speaking of again, I said this earlier in the day. If you go to our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show on Facebook, you'll see a picture of my daughter with a fallow deer and it was shot last weekend in Anson, Texas at Quail Ridge Ranch. If you're an exotic game hunter or wanted to take some one of your kids on a you know, badass whitetail shoot or whatever, go check on our Facebook page. It's linked right to a Quail Ridge ranch in Anson, Texas. A buddy of mine, I didn't realize that they started. He's had this place of his own.

[D]

For 15 years out in West Texas.

[C]

Yeah. And it's 20 miles north Abilene.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Unbelievable. I mean you feel like you're in out of Africa. Short of giraffes and elephants. You got it all. And I mean there's, there's you know, fifteen hundred dollar deer you can shoot and there's 25,000 normal people come into this.

[D]

It's not just because you're his friend. They let regular.

[C]

They started selling hunts.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

Okay. Yes. We didn't have to pay. Thank goodness. I didn't realize it was a forg for. We just went out there to visit. We were just actually went out there dove hunting and the dove hunting sucks this year. Oh my God. The hurricanes must have run them all out. Hyundai, Hyundai. Hyundai.

[B]

Now, now it's time for the ride of the week.

[D]

Oh boy.

[C]

17. I can't. Ionic Hybrid Ltd. Hyundai, Hyundai. Hyundai Ionic. $31,000 dollars.

[F]

It's competing against the Prius in the Tesla.

[C]

Tesla.

[D]

Really?

[F]

It's like the Prius but a lot better.

[C]

Hyundai does good.

[F]

It's got all the bells and whistles where Prius you have to order certain packages and stuff. This has got lane departure, all that kind of stuff.

[D]

I still don't know how that works.

[C]

Charlie being a tree hugger down deep, I mean he really appreciates this car.

[F]

50 miles of the Gallon What? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

He told me he'd rather drive this than a King ranch dually. What? Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm sorry. That's why we got Turley sitting over there on the other side of the room. He's in the booth over there. We don't let him get too close to us because some of that might rub off.

[F]

But for 31 grand and it's a hybrid, it's good. It's better than Prius to me.

[C]

I remember when my brother bought. My daddy bought it. They got his first truck in in 1984. Brand new Chevy regular cab, three quarter. I think it's $12,000. I got my first Chevy K5 Blazer in 88. Sticker was 21. We got it for 18.

[D]

That's a deal.

[C]

Yeah. Now it costs 40. And Hyundai's gray Harry Carey.

[A]

Hey, did you see make them in Nebraska?

[C]

What?

[A]

If they ever make a truck, I'm gonna buy five.

[C]

Did you see the truck? Did you see the truck I bought this week? Toro. That 1987 short, wide Chevy, four wheel drive?

[F]

Yeah, just. I saw it on the list.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

So was it a nice hunting lease one vehicle?

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. 25, 000 miles.

[F]

Real miles.

[C]

Real miles. But we're having to. We're working on it.

[F]

Oh, it needs a little.

[C]

Needs a little love. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna have to adjust it with the guy that bought. I bought it from. I bought it from a dealer and it wasn't quite fully disclosed. It is that nice. But it needs about $2,000 worth of work and. And that is going back or getting cut. She's got two options. There's a tea in the road. We can keep her and you can cut it back or you can come get it.

[D]

Your choice.

[C]

Your choice. 800, 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We buy a lot of cars from dealers. Your trade ins that go to dealerships. A lot of the times land on us because we buy as many cars from the dealers as we do the public. But yeah, I'm just queer for those things. I mean, it looks like a Chevy Blazer with the top off of it. They didn't make many short beds back then. They didn't even make any four wheel drives back then. Hard to believe because every freaking truck these days is a four wheel drive. Back in the 80s, it wasn't that way. And long bed was fine. Short bed was like, where's the rest of the bed? It really was.

[D]

You cut it off.

[C]

So when you find like A short wide. They call it short wide. The short bed Chevy half tons in the 80s before the New body style and even after the new body style in 88 or 89. Those things, you know, I love them. So if you want to sell me one, go to give me the vin.com because I'll surprise you. 87 and forward was first year fuel injection. 84. I'd rather have that than a Corvette. Sure. Absolutely. The, the attractiveness like an 80s Corvette.

[D]

Right.

[C]

The. The marketability on that truck versus a vet 10 times more. That truck.

[F]

Would you rather drive that or the rs8?

[C]

The r8 Audi. But I don't like the r8 Audi for day in, day out. I enjoyed the r8 Audi this morning at 150 miles an hour on the tollway.

[D]

How many of those around them? They're not very.

[C]

No, I mean, it's $200,000 supercar God. Yeah, it's. It's cool. I never. We buy those things left and right and I never drive them ever because I don't want to screw them up. I wouldn't have driven this one if it hadn't come here. That's why I told him, just take it to Metro. Take it to Louisville. Take it.

[D]

I don't want them around on my side.

[C]

I don't want hot G. I don't want him around me. I don't want anyone.

[D]

You're married and you're serious about it. You don't want hot women hanging out with you naked. It's just not good.

[C]

No. And I don't like those cars here because I'm going to drive them.

[D]

I've seen me do it.

[C]

But I got on the, on the toway this morning. It's a single lane country tollway, dude. And I start going through those gears. It's got the F1 paddle shift. It sounds like a motorcycle.

[D]

God.

[C]

You know, rear, rear engine. And I was. I was at 100. I was at 100. There was nobody on the road. And I was like, there's no cops between here. And when this thing splits into two lanes ever, I'm at 100. I mean, how long would it take to get 150? It took not long. And then I was sitting there running 150. And what was weird, JD is feeling good about it.

[D]

You feel comfortable?

[C]

Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. You feel good when the lane, when the marker on the lane thing turns into one good.

[D]

All one line.

[C]

Yeah, it's all one line. You're moving pretty good. Yeah, it's like, like when You've been drinking too much. And in the lane turns into two. The. Bill, I know.

[A]

Don't try this at home.

[D]

Not recommend this at all.

[F]

Not at all.

[C]

It was the. The. I called my police officer friends and they closed off the toway for me this morning. To do the test. Absolutely. You believe that? Ian? Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how y' all guys doing?

[C]

Having fun? Where you from?

[E]

Lafayette.

[C]

I understand that town. Talk about a town that's just waiting for a flood. I mean, if it, like, if it drizzles in that town, the. The streets fill up.

[E]

Oh, we. We're in a drought right now, man. We need some rain.

[C]

Really? God, y' all had so much last year that you had enough for the next 10 years.

[E]

Oh, my grass is dying.

[C]

We've got a 17 Tacoma with 10,000 miles. Is it a crew cab?

[E]

Yes, it is. TRD Sport White. Only addition made to it was a leveling kit in the front.

[C]

5.3.5 liter.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Average. Rough or clean? I gotta ask, because if you screwed something up, you didn't tell me about it. Okay. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. 26, 27 grand. 26, 27?

[E]

You couldn't do 30?

[C]

No. Hell no.

[A]

What?

[C]

Ian, I thought you and I were friends.

[A]

Now you done it.

[C]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

You had to go?

[C]

Hell no. Oh, we got 30 seconds. I can bid this one in 30 seconds. Gus and I. 28 Volvo with 150s. Worth nothing. It's worth about 200 at the crusher, but they'll make you remove the seats and the tires. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com all day. The buyers will be in the office till 4 o' clock today. And obviously the overnight submissions, the computer will answer them and then we'll get back to you Monday. Enjoyed it, guys. See you next Saturday morning.

[A]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[C]

Time is money. Let's get it, Sam.