#116 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #116 – February 13, 2026

Episode Overview

In this lively and unscripted Saturday morning installment of The John Clay Wolfe Show, John and his colorful crew bring their signature blend of banter, irreverent humor, and no-nonsense car buying to the airwaves. The show dives into topics ranging from the aftermath of recent hurricanes, the mechanics of airlifting supplies, and giving car appraisals live on air, to offbeat discussions about music, pop culture, and, of course, the eccentric callers that define the show’s freewheeling spirit.

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Main Themes and Purpose

• Disaster Relief and Operation Airdrop: John details his involvement in hurricane relief efforts and airlifting supplies to Puerto Rico, highlighting the complex logistics and challenges at play.
• Live Car Bids and Used Car Market Commentary: The show's bread-and-butter—real-time car appraisals for listeners, with honest, unfiltered industry insights.
• Current Events and Satire: The crew addresses trending stories like NFL protests, celebrity deaths, and internet rumors, often with biting humor.
• Rock & Roll, Pop Culture, and Music Critique: Discussions about artists like Hugh Hefner, Eddie Murphy, and new music discoveries such as Greta Van Fleet.
• Unfiltered Call-In Segments: A rotating cast of everyday Americans (and their colorful personalities) calling in for car bids, show banter, or just to entertain the crew.

Tone: Fast-paced, irreverent, heavily comedic, sometimes raucous—nothing is taken too seriously except for getting the best price for your car.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Hurricane Relief & Operation Airdrop

• John recounts the immense challenge of using private and cargo jets to deliver supplies to disaster-stricken Puerto Rico.
• MLB (Major League Baseball) donated a million dollars for flights (timestamp [06:07]), but logistical issues plagued the effort:
  • Renting old Saberliners and 747s at high costs.
  • Charters costing $220,000 per flight, with special deposits for cargo pallets.
  • "You gotta jump it off with starter sticks...this private jet ride in a saberliner is the most dangerous stunt yet." – John ([04:00])
  • Worries about being wrongly accused of mishandling funds as a used car dealer ([46:23]).
• Notable Moment: "Operation Airdrop started a month ago, now we’ve got 747s going to Puerto Rico… It’s like a movie." – Crew ([05:50])
• The relief operation faces the chaos of unreliable brokers and scammers, but John’s group perseveres.

2. Live Car Bidding: The Grit and the Jokes

• Listeners call in to get live offers for a wide range of vehicles, from used Chrysler Crossfires to diesel trucks and classic Corvettes.
• John is direct and blunt about values, often wading through seller expectations versus harsh market realities:
  • “Dude, this is 2017, it’s a 2000 model… That was three generations ago… It’s just not a collector car but it is nice.” ([54:40])
  • "I'm not a talker, I'm a doer." ([33:48])
• Frequent punchlines: John repeatedly references "big back doors," "whiskey dents," and the two types of cars in Louisiana (“Louisiana package and non-Louisiana package” ([48:47])).
• The show’s automated bidding system at GiveMeTheVin.com is touted as fast, real, and often higher than Carmax.

3. Callers, Characters, and Comic Relief

• Linda from Conroe: A slurring, plainspoken woman insists she has a 2015 Chrysler Crossfire (which didn’t exist past 2008), leading to a hilarious, good-natured roast about her drinking and the real value of her “convertible that don’t convert.” ([141:03], [147:13])
• George, the ‘Salty’ Little Person Buyer: George visits from the buyer’s office (“Not little, I’m like the size of a giant.”), providing comic back-and-forths ([17:14]).
• Randy the Squirrel: A chipmunk-esque character riffing on animal politics, with stories involving skeeball and Chuck E. Cheese single moms ([85:06]).
• The team regularly pokes fun at themselves and each other’s memory, business practices, and backgrounds, including JD's time living with three gay men for cheap rent (“I was just creating jobs!” – JD, [149:09]).

4. Social Satire and National Issues

• NFL protests and advertising pull-outs are debated and debunked as viral Facebook hoaxes ([19:10]).
• A Rush Limbaugh impersonation lampoons the hullabaloo over NFL protests, with “Rush” giving tongue-in-cheek commentary on Trump and Kaepernick ([55:05], [62:03]).
• The show’s own “Pledge of Allegiance” skewers performative patriotism (“…with liberty and cash is for all.” – JD, [35:07], [94:41]).
• The team expresses frustration with "fake news" and viral misinformation, emphasizing the need for skepticism ("Dude, you’re educated—stop it." – John, [20:01]).

5. Pop Culture & Rock and Roll

• Tribute and jokes about Hugh Hefner following his recent death:
  • “Hell is very underrated… Hef’s already gotten back in touch with Marilyn [Monroe] and Marie Antoinette.” – ‘Satan’ ([12:10])
  • “Only you, John, could turn a three-hurricane disaster into… and nobody got any tail.” ([05:59])
• Riffing on music nostalgia:
  • The crew debates if Greta Van Fleet are too Zeppelin-esque, discuss Eddie Murphy’s stand-up classics, and mention Robert Plant’s time in Austin ([72:25]).

6. Game Shows and Running Gags

• Fun-time radio games like “Black, White, Latino or Other?” based on news headlines ([40:03]) and “Gay or Straight?” based on celebrity rumors.
• Offbeat trivia about celebrity origins and regional stereotypes.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• "You gotta jump it off with starter sticks… this private jet ride to Puerto Rico is the most dangerous stunt yet." – John, [04:00]
• "We're tired of racism against used car dealers... I'm tired of having to drink from that other water fountain." – John, [29:44]
• "My convertible—only problem is, it don't convert." – Linda, [143:25]
• "The best thing we can do in this world is forgive, J.D." – Uncle Bobbo, [147:39]
• "If you don’t check with GiveMeTheVin.com first, you may need to get your head checked." – John (repeated ad catchphrase)
• “Not at all, it’s just muscle memory. Everybody fills their brain up with something; I decided to donate mine to the car business.” – John, on recalling car details, [30:45]
• “Sweet Potato Dog!”: running punchline referencing a Vietnamese dancer thrown by Tony Romo (fictionally) at a strip club initiation, leading to much confusion and laughter ([116:48], [122:07])

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Time | Highlights | |----------------------------------|---------------|---------------------------------------| | Hurricane relief & Airdrop | 03:24–06:13 | Charter planes, MLB donation, logistics | | Car bidding begins | 06:16–34:44 | Live valuations, regional banter | | Hugh Hefner Tribute/Satan Skit | 11:46–14:07 | Satirical convo w/ “Satan” about Hugh | | NFL/Social Issues | 19:08–22:59 | Protest rumors, Facebook “fake news” | | Auction banter & Car memory | 29:41–31:46 | JD amazed at John’s recall | | Listener, Linda’s calls | 113:37–114:34, 141:03+ | Drunk caller, running jokes | | Greta Van Fleet/Music Review | 72:12–78:16 | Nostalgia and musical critique | | Squirrel/Chuck E. Cheese Skit | 83:13–87:12 | Comedy routine, skeeball | | Rush Limbaugh parody | 55:05–57:43, 62:03–63:24 | NFL protest lampoon | | Tony Romo Senior’s Strip Club Story | 102:38–118:03 | Long, absurd story w/ impressions | | Operation Airdrop & Charity | 46:06, 128:17, 146:48 | Ongoing relief talk |

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Final Notes

• Show closes emphasizing relief efforts (“Operation Airdrop”) and encourages listeners to donate (146:56).
• Contact info and repeated pitch to check GiveMeTheVin.com for car offers.
• Despite the brash tone, there’s a community feel at the heart of it all: “What we’ve become is the Saturday working man’s show.”
• Running Themes: ribbing car dealers, southern stereotypes, “big back doors,” and celebrating (and teasing) show regulars—both on-air and off.

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This episode typifies The John Clay Wolfe Show’s high-energy mix of comedy, car culture, and candid talk radio, keeping its working-class, car-obsessed audience tuned in and entertained—even as disaster, auctions, and offbeat callers swirl around the lines.

Transcript

[A]

Sam.

[B]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hi, everybody, it's your Uncle Bobbo with my friend JD Ryan, right off the port side.

[C]

Good morning, Babo.

[B]

You look lovely sailing in Captain Babo in style. Right. There's our fearless leader, John Clay Wolf. Good morning, John.

[A]

Uncle Bobbo.

[C]

He's my uncle.

[B]

Tell me about it.

[A]

Sounds pedophilic. Not at all.

[B]

You always say this.

[A]

It just sounds funky.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

It sounds like something out of the Simpsons. Nothing happened.

[B]

What did.

[A]

What do they do to you? My uncles held me down and tickled my clown.

[B]

Yeah, I knew it was something like that.

[A]

Well, listen now. My uncle's third wife that was 25 years younger than he.

[C]

Oh, this sounds good already.

[D]

She.

[A]

She thought of me as more than a nephew.

[C]

For real.

[A]

Did it have.

[C]

Did it occur. Did she just indicate.

[A]

She's indicating.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Indica.

[B]

Well, I've got the first deal, John.

[C]

The first and last deal, John, never closed.

[B]

Here's what you've wanted to hear for 27 years.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It wasn't your fault.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

The reason I couldn't close this, because it wasn't my phone.

[B]

You just keep on smiling.

[C]

Wonderful.

[A]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Becky. No, Austin, Houston, Dallas, Oak City, La, Baton Rouge, Eagle listeners. I forget, I get screwed up on who's on the first hour and then who all joins at 9 o'. Clock. We have all of our affiliates. I think there's 17 now. We've got all of Texas covered except El Paso. And I don't speak Spanish for the damn, so it doesn't matter.

[B]

I'm pretty sure who's on second.

[C]

I mean, nothing. I've been there.

[A]

El Paso. Is it Texas or Mexico? Let's get real. I don't know.

[C]

You go to Miami. Is it Miami or is it Cuba? Same thing.

[A]

Puerto Rican. Look at the booties. I've never been to El Paso, Turley. Have you? Yeah. Is it Texas or Mexican? It's Texas. And just right there on the border. Well, I mean, I know where it is.

[C]

It's cues.

[A]

Mexican.

[C]

Of course it does.

[A]

Just like corporate. How do you skew Mexican?

[C]

Because, Mo, there are billboards that are in Spanish, there are street signs are in Spanish, and there's a lot of Spanish people there. And just like Corpus Christi, Cupus Christi speeds Mexicans excuse.

[B]

It's just like. Is the Bronx New York or Puerto Rico? Right.

[A]

That's a long ride from Puerto Rico to the Bronx.

[B]

I know what they're all we're having.

[A]

Trouble getting airplanes down there from Florida.

[B]

They're all thinking hard about it this week. Man. God almighty, what a deal. Puerto Rico got it double. Oh, they did, man.

[C]

And some of the small islands you don't hear anything about just wiped out. And no communication. Nobody cares. Like they just vanished.

[A]

Well, at least I get to see pretty sunset.

[C]

Pitbull is flying cancer patients from Puerto Rico to the mainland US on his private jet. And somebody didn't Cuban.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He cough up his jet.

[A]

Yeah, with J.J. barrera and a bunch of nurses and stuff like that. So at least they're all following suit.

[C]

And of course Operation Airdrop did.

[A]

We're on the way right now. Actually. We chartered an old pos. Saber liner. And my guys are leaving this morning out of Tampa, heading to.

[C]

There's a lot of people think any private jet is not a pos. By the way, I don't care if it is a saber line.

[A]

I mean, you got to jump it off with. With like, okay, you know, starter sticks.

[C]

Yeah, I want to be over 900 miles of ocean.

[A]

I told Doug. I was like, man, you know, out of all the stuff we've done yet, this private jet ride to Puerto Rico in a saber liner is the most dangerous stunt yet.

[C]

You got two jets.

[B]

Chances are it takes a special kind of fellow to say I hate that plane.

[C]

It does. Does really slam that plane. No joking. I got leaves in my pool.

[A]

Cost $24,000 to rent that thing to run it down there.

[C]

24,000 bucks just for trip or what?

[A]

Round trip. And they're gonna wait on. Wait them for four days and bring them back. And there's nine people in a six passenger saber line. I don't see how that's gonna work.

[C]

And when you get down there, fuel. I mean, is that an issue?

[A]

They. It's in San Juan is not an issue in. In the. In the big airport supplies like £40,000. You know what it costs? So like Coletta, just. Just to catch him up, mlb. We. We made a. MLB made a sponsorship.

[C]

Donation to Major League Baseball.

[A]

Right. Okay. Operation Airdrop of. Of a considerable amount. And we're spinning at 500 miles an hour with airplane charters. Yeah. So. So Coletta Airlines 747s. What? Yeah, 747s. 200.

[C]

You chartered a 747?

[A]

Yes. £240,000. $220,000. Plus a $40,000 deposit for the pallet floaters. Because when they get to Puerto Rico, they dump them off, they leave the pallets there, the trays the cooking sheets, if you will, with the nets on them.

[C]

And you want to get those back.

[A]

And they want them back. Jesus. Yeah.

[C]

This is what, a month old?

[A]

This is exactly a month. Doug. Doug. Yeah, Doug. And I started it, and it turned.

[C]

Into a month old, and It's. Now you got 747 is going to Puerto Rico.

[A]

I hear you. God.

[C]

I mean, it's really. It's like a movie.

[A]

No one's gotten any tail.

[C]

Only you, John. Only you could turn a three hurricane disaster into. And nobody got any tail.

[A]

Seven, two, three, four, 800. 800 radio. John Paul, good morning.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

What you got, Holmes?

[D]

Man, I got a 2015 Dodge Dart.

[A]

Sexy. What's the payoff?

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

Hey, what's I owe?

[D]

Twelve.

[B]

Nine.

[A]

Oh, that's nice. Did y' all file the divorce yet? Are you just getting ready to.

[D]

How'd you know?

[C]

Because he knows.

[A]

Because it's just amazing. It's just one of those deals, you know? You shouldn't have bought it. You shouldn't have gone into that dad mode. You shouldn't have bought those sneakers. Does it have the Dodge Dart racing stripes?

[D]

You know, they wanted me to give me that package.

[A]

They.

[D]

They got me the extra interior, John. It has all the lines and the seats and the cloth. And in the pinstripe. They said it was the Latino package.

[A]

How many miles? Okay, 15 dart. 34, 000 miles. What color?

[D]

It's black.

[A]

Okay, I will give. I don't know what I'll give for that car. 8500. Is this right?

[D]

Man, it's got the alloy wings, alloy wheels, John. No dings, no dents. It's never wrecked. I got a clean Carfax on it. Can you do better than 85?

[A]

No, because it's a dart.

[D]

But it's two doors short of being a Challenger.

[A]

It is. Jimmy, good morning. You're on the air. Jimmy, you're on the air. Jimmy, you're on the morning. Hi. Where are you calling?

[D]

Yes, sir. Got a four little Lum.

[A]

Okay. A 14 Honda Civic. It says here 66, 000 miles. Leather roof and nav. What color?

[D]

Yes, sir. Gray.

[A]

Gray. Average. Rough or clean?

[D]

Oh, man, it's. It's pretty clean.

[A]

I don't need the. Oh, man. I just need to know.

[D]

So, Carmax hit me at 11, John.

[A]

Did he, Jimmy.

[C]

John.

[A]

11,000 from CarMax, man.

[D]

Can you beat it?

[A]

I can, I can. I can. It's a 14 Civic with 66, 000 miles. How much do I have to beat it by to buy it show me a little love. A nickel.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's a lot of love.

[A]

Yeah, it's a whole lot of love. Like Led Zeppelin. Yeah. What album was that?

[B]

Through the outdoor.

[A]

I'll give a. I'll give what I say. 11 5. 115 for 14 Hondas. Do I own it? Do I buy it?

[D]

It's yours, man.

[A]

Okay, well, I'm gonna put you on hold and get the buyers lined up. They'll come pick it up. Actually, I just saw Uncle Roy downstairs and he and all his drivers and they're heading out today. Do you. Do you have a title? Is there a path?

[D]

Let's pay off.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. Thanks. Leo.

[B]

There was Eddie on the phone. He said he wanted you some love. Just hit Jimmy Walker in the lips. Eddie, why you hit Jimmy Walker in the lips? I like good times.

[A]

Why do you hit me in walking the Lips?

[B]

Why you hit Jimmy Walker in the lips?

[A]

Why do you hit Jimmie Walker in the lips? You like good times. Oh, bridgeting, Bridgeting.

[B]

That's a phone lyric. Your answer. This last my house. I apologize.

[A]

I need to give a shout out to Chip McLaughlin with Texas custom Trailers and Decatur. He got a sex change this week and it was a success.

[B]

Why is the fire so big, Jim?

[A]

Because every year he come over my.

[B]

Sister Charlie got 30 degree burns on his face.

[A]

You burned the goddamn yard down.

[B]

Why is the flash so big, Gus? Goody goo goo.

[A]

Those kids got third degree birds on them with a effin Frank.

[B]

You know, people under the age of 35 have no idea what we're talking about.

[A]

Eddie Murphy's it's not delirious. Yeah, it is delirious. Was it delirious? I don't know if you. If you're under the age of 35 and you see that on Netflix where Eddie Murphy's wearing a bright red leather suit. It's a standup routine and it is. Could be. It's definitely top five of all time. Yeah, maybe top three. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is where you call in to get your car bid. We're going to be here until noon. My name is John Clay Wolf and by cars, the radio. Good morning all the cities that hear us right now. Yes, we have drivers in your cities and we do come to your house, wherever you hear us. We have a network of people all over the region. Jt, how are you?

[C]

Good morning, John. I'm just wonderful. It's been a fantastic Week all the way around. I had somebody ask me though, in a grocery store, stop me in the middle of the aisle. Somebody I didn't know goes, hey, hey. I'm like, oh, what is this? He goes, did John Clay Wolf really come to your house and pick up the car? I swear to.

[A]

Shut up. I swear to God, I don't. No. Did you say no?

[C]

I said, uncle Roy. At first my thought was, how does he. Who are you? But I said. I said yes. Do I know you? He goes, no, but I listen to y' all every Saturday on 92.5 KCPS. I love Bone Jim too.

[A]

Hey, you J.D.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That was it.

[B]

You get high, pal?

[C]

No, I don't. But it was like, no. John doesn't actually come to your house now. Nor do I.

[A]

Nor does Babo, nor does Bobo. Doesn't even really exist. He's just a myth.

[C]

He's a figment of our imagination.

[A]

So what about.

[B]

What else?

[A]

Hugh Hefner night.

[C]

Hugh Hefner, man built the Playboy empire and died at 91. Of course, it'll take eternity to get the smile off his face, but for the most part, he's gone. Yeah, onto the old.

[A]

All the.

[C]

All the Facebook posts. He may be gone, but I doubt he's on to a better place.

[A]

How many mares did he sire?

[C]

Oh, dear Lord.

[B]

Happy to say I've got him almost all settled in.

[A]

Good morning, Satan.

[C]

There's a thing that was up too on Facebook. He's going to hell because of all the things. Just stop. You can answer the question. Is Hugh Hefner actually with you?

[A]

Let me tell you something, Satan, everybody. Satan.

[B]

Ladies of morning. Hell is very, very underrated.

[C]

Oh, really?

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Especially this time of year.

[C]

Well, why?

[B]

Well, it's mud season in hell. Yeah, when all the brimstone kind of burns down after the. After the rainy season, we get all through the dried up summer and start to get some humidity. The mud turns beautiful shades of red and burnt sienna.

[C]

Nobody wants to.

[B]

It's a beautiful time Hef though, man, I can say this. He knows what he wants. Yeah, we've got a nine room penthouse.

[C]

Oh, so he did go together for him to go to visit.

[B]

Hey, and what a chick magnet. Let me tell you.

[C]

He does know his way around.

[B]

He's already. He's already gotten back in touch with Marilyn, of course. Yes, and Marie Antoinette.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

Now they're.

[B]

They're quite a. Quite a trio, I'll tell you.

[A]

So Satan Hefner is with you?

[B]

You bet. And he's having a Ball.

[C]

I don't believe that.

[B]

I put him in charge of entertainment and promotions.

[C]

I think you're promoting. Yeah, I think you're promoting. Hell to making it sound good thinking. I don'. He's there.

[A]

Did you make a deal with him? Like cut him a better deal so that he could recruit more souls to Hell, Yeah.

[B]

Back in 1953. And you know, he stuck with it to the letter. I told him, I'll make you rich, famous, get you a lot of girls. You can wear your pajamas everywhere every day.

[C]

I wonder why he did that.

[B]

You know how he talks. He said, hey, I think I like that. Really nice. Yeah, I'd be fine. What about a magazine? We talk about music and how to smoke a pie.

[C]

Very cool.

[B]

I said, great, Hef, you're the man for the job.

[C]

That was all you.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Good morning, line two. What you got?

[D]

I just call and tell you that was Eddie Murphy. Raw.

[A]

Yes, a Raw. Raw. Where are you calling from?

[D]

Oklahoma.

[A]

Oklahoma.

[D]

Like I said, baby.

[A]

Kbru. What's going on with the Sooner Nation this morning? What's happening? Give us the. Give us the update on the Sooner Nation. You know, with this show on Saturdays in Baton Rouge, Austin.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Houston doesn't really have any hotshot college football love. Neither does Dallas. Besides ccu Fort Worth damn sure does. But you've got some serious heat. It's hard for us to voice our opinions and we may be adding Alabama Turley. So if we're on on a Saturday and we're on in Oklahoma, Alabama.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Baton Rouge and Austin. It's pretty hot. Hot. It is hot. Football talk area. It's hard to be neutral. It's hard to ride the fence. It's hard to. Just don't talk about those teams. You have to. That's the team.

[C]

What do they do on College Day Sports thing on espn?

[A]

You really have the lingo down.

[C]

I'm locked in, man. I'm locked in on it.

[B]

Listen, I think you're being a little too inside.

[A]

They switch. They do game day at a different campus.

[C]

So they never lean one way or the other.

[A]

Well, no, they.

[C]

No College Day sports thing.

[A]

Hang on, everybody. Stop. We'll be right back with more College Day sports things on the J.D. ryan sports. College Day sports already a thing.

[C]

Clearly.

[A]

My name is John Clay Wolf and we do sports and stuff on the air.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Sell off your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Morning everybody. Go Hokies. Go Hokies. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. You will get right on the air with us this morning. We'll do college game day. Pick him in a little bit. Good morning, Bob. Good day J.D.

[C]

Good morning John Clay Wolf.

[A]

We have a buyer in here from the. Give me the vin. Buyer's office. George, good morning.

[E]

Morning everybody. My name's George Rob Jones. I'm here to buy buy a car from John Clay Wolf.

[C]

What do you want to buy?

[A]

What do you want to buy?

[E]

I want to buy your best car. But it's.

[A]

Well, I've got an 8,000 mile Z06.

[E]

I don't care about those junkie cars. I want the best one.

[A]

Like what? What kind of best ones? What do you want?

[E]

I don't know what you have. Just give me the best one.

[A]

Cadillacs. Cadillacs. It's the best one.

[E]

I have no idea what that is, so I don't think that's the best one, buddy.

[C]

How about a Ferrari? Yeah, he's heard of Ferraris.

[A]

Of course.

[E]

I hate them. I want a Lamborghini. Green Lamborghini.

[C]

Lambo guy.

[A]

Green Lamborghini.

[E]

Yeah, that's right. You have to ask something, George.

[A]

Your voice sounds a little off. How many cigarettes you been knocking down today?

[C]

New pie?

[E]

I don't know, 500 or something.

[B]

We should make it clear to the audience. George is what we would call a little person.

[E]

Yeah, I'm not little. I'm like the size of a giant.

[B]

What are you? What are you? George? Three foot nine? He's got regular sized arms.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Five foot hundred.

[A]

Not really.

[C]

Is always fun. It's just always fun.

[A]

George, come back and see us about 10 o'. Clock. We've got. I've got more questions for you.

[E]

Okay, buddy. I live.

[A]

Thank you, George. 800. 800-723-4. 800.

[B]

He's a saucy one.

[C]

He is, isn't he?

[A]

He's a salty little guy. I need those buyers to be salty. That room is little people, not midget.

[C]

Did he sign the release form, by the way?

[A]

Good. J.D. ryan, headlines. What have you got?

[C]

Well, let's see here. Do you know that. Okay, this is a fake. This will be a fake or a true story. Which one it is? It's been going all around Facebook. This week, Budweiser pulls advertising from the NFL over the NFL national anthem protest. That's Budweiser has pulled their advertising.

[A]

Is this white, Latina, black or other?

[C]

This is fake or true? This is father Damn sure wasn't looking true or fake. But Facebook folly, Facebook following. Do you think it's fake?

[A]

I just don't believe Budweiser.

[C]

Nobody has pulled their advertising. This has been going around all week. Number one, the biggest sponsor of the Dallas Cowboys have pulled theirs. But no, they didn't.

[A]

Stop now. I did read a pretty article yesterday saying Nike pulled out and it looks so real. Yeah, I didn't check the spot.

[C]

There have been. There's. I even had a very intelligent guy who's a friend of mine who's a doctor come to me and say, hey, did you see the story about the man who collected all these wieners and jars? Will you stop it? Dude, you're a grown man.

[E]

You.

[C]

You deal with people's doctor.

[A]

What's his name? Dr. Venegas.

[C]

No, I don't say any names. God.

[A]

Anyway, but he keeps the wieners in his briefcase. That one does.

[C]

I was like, dude, you're educated.

[A]

Stop it.

[B]

Imagine all the hard.

[A]

God damn it.

[B]

In a jar full of wieners.

[C]

I know, but that story's been bumping around. It's like Washington Times something. It's a fake news site.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the.

[D]

This Ty.

[A]

Hi, Ty. Ty, my tie. What you got?

[D]

I've got a 77 Corvette. It's all original, 41. I tagged it last Saturday for the 41st time. I take it to coffee and cars and I'm moving to the Virgin Islands and I'm trying to sell all of my toys so I can have enough money capital to go down there just to tighten my truck and my tool so I can go down there and help rebuild.

[A]

Okay, where are you going?

[D]

To sell my city.

[A]

What island are you going to.

[D]

Excuse me?

[A]

Which island are you going to?

[D]

Do you know St. Thomas?

[A]

That's where you go, isn't it?

[D]

Thomas and St. John's huh?

[A]

JD lives in St. Thomas about a month a year. Yeah, his sister lives there.

[C]

Water island, actually right across the harbor there from. From the main.

[D]

My friend supplies a lot of the fish. Go.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I know that lady.

[B]

It's really retiring in style.

[D]

Ty.

[C]

He'S going down there to build, help rebuild.

[A]

77.

[B]

Get your foot off the boat.

[A]

77 model vet. I need to see the pictures. So first of all, take some good photos. Go to givemetheven.com photos on my phone. Okay?

[B]

Go.

[A]

Perfect. Hear me out. Go to givemetheven.com push the pictures. It'll ask for photos. You can just load them right there. Boom, boom, boom. It's real time. And then let me look at it. What year was it restored or was it ever restored?

[D]

I have a book on this on this car. Everything that's been done to this car since 98.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Everything down to a clip for a fan shroud.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I mean it's never been.

[A]

So it was a 98 model. Restoration full resto 1998. All right, cool. So on a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[D]

A nine.

[A]

Sounds like a good one. Sounds like one I'd want to buy. It sounds like it's going to be. I also have a $8,000 rig. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio.

[C]

Also they're looking for when all this finally settles down. There will be a lot of work down there for people that know how to construct and build. And truck drivers. Right now they're hiring in Puerto Rico. Troy. So you know how to drive a truck in and you want to get away for a while. This is the perfect opportunity. Just. Just Google truck driving jobs. Puerto Rico. It'll pop right up.

[A]

There's a little bit of problem with the unions down there.

[C]

Yep, yep. There's all. There's corruption unfortunately is very, very rampant down there. And the problem is some of the islands were already bankrupt before this even happened. I mean, you know, there was an emergency fund set aside in St. Thomas for emergencies. It's supposed to have like 50 million in it. They went, oh yeah, we got seven.

[A]

Have some more rum.

[C]

Yeah, they borrowed from it hoping that the. Hoping they'd be out of office before this happened. Basically.

[B]

What happened sounds so familiar.

[A]

I mean how often do these guys get hit by hurricanes?

[C]

Well, Something like this. This is the worst ever. Ever, ever. I mean, Hugo was in the 80s and Hugo was a five. And it was a direct hit on St. Thomas. This, if there was such a thing, would have been a six. Border lining on a seven, if there was any such thing. Because I had almost 200 mile an hour gusts. I mean, it's unbelievable. It's never been recorded like this. Yeah. Ever. And our house down there got. Our house, my sister, you got operation airdrop.

[A]

And donate if you like. We're taking donations. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back in a momento portable.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail]. john's money. John's bid is right there. And we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.comfirst, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. When you find yourself alone, your demons.

[F]

Come alive and your mind is not your own.

[A]

We're gonna play that fun time game show.

[B]

Fun time game show.

[A]

Gay or straight?

[B]

Gay or straight.

[E]

I know the answer to this one.

[A]

What is it?

[C]

What is that?

[A]

Yay, it's Billy. Good morning, Randy.

[E]

Yeah. Billy Squire.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Not if there's anything wrong with that.

[C]

No, there's nothing wrong with that.

[E]

He's got the body language.

[A]

Brandy, who you got with you?

[C]

Who's this?

[E]

This is my youngest kid, Felix.

[A]

Felix, kid. Oh, I didn't know you had a kid.

[E]

I'm 45.

[C]

You're 45?

[E]

Well, he's four weeks older than the youngest.

[C]

Oh, I got you. Okay.

[E]

But only kid. That one's not really mine.

[C]

It's not yours?

[E]

Yeah. Felix is.

[C]

He kind of looks a lot like it.

[E]

Can't you tell?

[C]

Yeah, he does. He looks a lot like that.

[A]

Is it from you and Sharonda?

[E]

Yeah. What are we doing today, Felix?

[C]

Where y' all going? You going anywhere today?

[E]

Chuck and cheese and I want to win all those prizes. All Those skins will cry, cry, cry. I'll send them for a million one bucks. And oh, boss of I don't know, a few people.

[C]

I got you.

[E]

Don't laugh. Listen, he's a skeeballing fool. I bet he get more tickets than he ever seen. Yeah, we had a whole tree full of erasers and bazookas. Yeah. One time I wanted thousand tickets. And all those other kids cry, cry, cry. He made a little girl cry the other day. That a girl cry? I smacked her. He got got 14 middle spots in a row.

[C]

Rusty.

[A]

I heard. Randy, Randy. I heard that there's a lot of single moms there at Chuck E. Cheese during the week. Is that a good fishing hole?

[E]

You know. Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I'm just kind of keep it on the down low. Yeah.

[C]

His kids right here. His kids right here. Did they still serve beer at Chuck E. Cheese?

[E]

Yes, sir, they did.

[C]

He knew that right away.

[A]

What?

[E]

Thank God.

[C]

Yeah, I bet I know.

[A]

What do you say, Randy?

[E]

I'm not sure what kind of time. Daddy, what kind of pizza you gonna get?

[C]

Time you got drunk.

[A]

Pizza.

[C]

Pizza.

[A]

Robert, Good morning. You're on there, man.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Where you calling from?

[D]

Houston.

[A]

Houston. 14 Silverado, two wheel drive, crew cab, 88, 000 miles, navigation, no roof, no leather.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Big back door, small back door. Big, big back door. The 20 inch wheels or the 18s? What color? 18 grand. 18 grand. 18 grand is what I'm thinking. 17 to 18 grand. Yep. Well, it's only got 90000 miles on it. It's only been thrown in jail twice.

[B]

But luckily I like big back doors. And I cannot lie, Matthew.

[A]

And 11, 250 diesel with 200 on it. Four wheel drive, crew cabin. Is it leather?

[D]

No, it's cloth.

[A]

Is it XL or XLT?

[D]

Well, it's. I'm not sure. It's a SX4. Okay, say it's XLT. It's got, it's got the. It's black, it's got the big back doors, big crew cab, low and bed.

[A]

It's a diesel, right?

[D]

Good condition? Yes, sir.

[A]

And it is not. If it's not an XL and it's an FX4. I'm thinking 15 grand.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

All right, I'll get back to you on that.

[A]

Just go to givemetheven.com. give me the vent. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up in a. Say John. Hit me at 15 grand on the air. Yep.

[D]

800.

[A]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. Who's this? What you got.

[D]

This is Perry Bowling. How are you?

[A]

Good. What city? Crowley, Texas. I know where that is.

[D]

Yeah. Earlier this week, I sold y' all a 2013 Chrysler 300C.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

23,000 miles and want to tell you thank you. Y' all did over. Y' all went 150 above and beyond CarMax.

[A]

Cool. And did we pick it up or did you bring it to us?

[D]

I brought it to you.

[A]

All right.

[D]

You know, I. Y' all did provide a ride back for lift.

[A]

Perfect. Perfect. So we did what we said we'd do.

[D]

You did exactly what you said you did.

[A]

And from a sorry ass used car dealer. That's not very common these days, is it?

[D]

No, it's not common.

[A]

We're changing the image. We're tired of racism against used car dealers. J.D. i'm tired of having to drink from that other water fountain.

[B]

Me and my boy Bobby sure appreciated the ride back to Arlen. He's got a bit of that Hank Hill voice.

[A]

He does have a bit of the hay. Kill Turley. Was he the guy with the Burgundy 300? I saw one. Yeah. There was a really nice. Yeah, like, super duper nice. I remember seeing that car in the parking lot. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[B]

Shut up, Dale.

[C]

It also amazes me what goes on in your head. I heard driver stop you in the buyer's room. And you knew exactly the car. And you said, oh, I think we've seen that car twice. How do you do that crap? All the cars that go through your head and you knew within a nanosecond of the car he was talking about?

[A]

I can't remember anything. I can't remember where my keys are. I can't remember what my wife just told me. I can't remember my birthday. But I remember the car.

[C]

Two weeks ago. You saw a car or somebody, Hey, I rebid that car back on Tuesday. And you know, how do you do that?

[A]

It's just. What? You know, everybody fills their brain up. Up with some. I have a very good memory and I've decided to donate it to the car business.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

But I can't remember my wife. God rest her soul. Yeah, she is listening right now, rolling her eyes and yelling at the radio.

[C]

Yeah, she. Because you can't remember what happened yet.

[A]

I have crs. Badly. I got yelled at last night for not remembering. Can't remember S. Oh, I got you. Yeah. You know, I just have a very poor memory.

[C]

You have a directed memory and it's filled. You don't have a Bad memory because it's filled with car information. I blew me away. I'm like, if I'm keeping track of five things, my head explodes. You must have millions of things going on up there.

[A]

I like to call it st, which is selective thinking. I have that too.

[B]

Yeah, that's like muscle memory though. I mean, you do it enough, you're familiar enough, it's like you know every step of AA.

[A]

I like to think of it as.

[C]

OPP but there's only 12 steps to AA.

[B]

You down with OPP?

[A]

You know me. Good morning, you're on the air. 15 Dodge Cummins.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Where are you calling from?

[D]

Katy, Texas.

[A]

Katie, did this truck get flooded?

[D]

No.

[A]

And is it a mega cab or a crew cab?

[D]

It's a four door truck. I got the 20 inch black Laramie wheels with 35s on it.

[A]

Four wheel drive, navigation, sunroof.

[D]

No, it doesn't have any of that. Cloth seats. It's got the touch screen, but it's not like the big one in there. There's four wheel drive on the floor. You know, other than that. Looks good though.

[A]

So we got a 15 Cummins, 24, 000 miles, manual shifter. So that means it's the lower package SLT. Not an ST, but a SLT. Right?

[B]

It.

[A]

I think. I think it's 38 grand is what is hitting me in the head. 37 to 38. I need to see it, I need the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll buy it. Good morning. You're on there. Hello? Yes, sir, what you got?

[D]

This is Lynn Thibodeau. I have a 2000.

[A]

Hey, Lynn. Lynn. I don't have to ask where you're from, okay? Come on, man.

[D]

I'm eating boudin right now.

[A]

Right. If it ends in a ux. Yeah, we know where he's from. He's eating boudin. What's city? Let me guess. I mean, he's got the Laffey slang. So I think you're between Lafayette and Baton Rouge. In Denim Springs?

[D]

No, new Iberia. About 20 miles south of Lafayette. You close?

[A]

I was. I was. I was close. My gaydar mean my radar was a little off? No, the opposite of that, actually. So what have you got?

[D]

Sir, you told me 2014 Chevy SS with 35,000 miles on it. Loaded.

[A]

Okay, 25 grand.

[D]

How much?

[A]

25 grand.

[D]

25 grand. Okay.

[A]

If that works for you. Does that buy the car.

[D]

Sir?

[B]

What's that?

[A]

Did I buy. Did I buy the car? Did I purchase Your auto?

[B]

No.

[D]

No. You didn't know. I have it for sale.

[A]

I have not purchased your automobile. Well, what Purchases your automobile. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

3, 7, 9.

[A]

I don't think he heard me. I don't think he understood. No call back, tell me what text to buy it.

[B]

I want to buy it.

[A]

I don't talk about it. I want to buy them. I'm here to buy them. I'm not a talker. I'm a doer. 13 Cadillac ATS. Where you calling from?

[D]

Denton, Texas.

[A]

What color?

[D]

Red.

[A]

Sunroof.

[D]

No.

[A]

Four cylinder or six?

[D]

Four cylinder.

[A]

So it's the base rig?

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Anything wrong with it?

[D]

No.

[A]

What's your payoff?

[D]

14.

[A]

12 grand. 12 grand? That's what's worth 12 grand? I'll give it 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Most fun you had all week. What you do anything special?

[A]

In just a second. Okay. It's pretty good.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You got so much, so much.

[D]

So much.

[B]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which she stands. One nation, under whatever. Under God, indivisible, with liberty and cash is for all.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. So we land all our people up to do the Pledge of Allegiance. Yeah.

[B]

Guess that's a nice.

[C]

Very, very touching. Teared up a little bit.

[A]

I didn't. Take a knee.

[C]

No, you didn't. Thank you.

[A]

Bravo. You were on a knee.

[C]

He's just.

[A]

What do you think? What do you think about. Oh, he's just short. Oh, you're not on E. No, just short.

[B]

That's why I use new Codex protest pads.

[C]

What?

[B]

Keep my knees from getting turf shape.

[E]

That's good.

[A]

Pontiac GTO with 33, 000 miles. 06 year model. What color?

[D]

Silver, Red interior.

[A]

Sunroof. Yes or no?

[D]

No sunroof.

[A]

Scale of 1 to 10 on the cleanliness perfection.

[D]

9.

[A]

Plus what city you'd be staying at?

[D]

Granbury.

[A]

I was gonna say if it's Grand Prairie, then it's a whole different deal. I've been. 2000. 2000$D. Duck.

[B]

Why?

[A]

You sounded too white to be in Grand Prairie. Hey, now, man, Grand Prairie Ford used to have a Mexican flag across the entire front showroom. Well, that's North G.P. it is a little Mexico. Is this rig 12 grand.

[D]

I'm sorry?

[A]

12,000. 12 grand.

[D]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to go for that. In a million years.

[B]

Here we go. Here we go.

[A]

With all the pride factor, the gay pride. How much is it?

[D]

Gosh, I was five seconds closer to 20. Last dying breath. Last dying breath of Pontiac. More Government Motors. Man.

[A]

I understand all. All that, but the market is the market, and they bring what they bring. We buy wholesale. On the high side of it, I gave 15 grand the other day for a $15,000 one. Meaning for a 15,000 mile one. A red one. It was perfect.

[D]

I can't believe you found one that low mile. I thought I had about the lowest mile one out there.

[A]

Nope. And I sold it for 16. 3.

[D]

Well, I will stick that in my pipe and smoke it for a while.

[A]

I'll give. I'll give 15 grand for yours because I don't have to haul it up here if it's nice. Nice, nice, nice, nice.

[B]

Just a dang minute, Ad. What is. What does he mean? What does he last. Last breath of Pontiac before Government Motors. What does that have to do with the value of a car?

[C]

Well, but basically, a car dealer went out of their car company.

[A]

There was a last breath of. Of Chinese shortbread before Daewoo went out and Mugu got pan and Happy family.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But it didn't raise.

[C]

He's not a hater.

[A]

Keys is a Texan. Key's the accidental racist. But it didn't raise the price of the tea in China.

[C]

Yeah, There's a reason they went out of business. Goodness.

[A]

And the Hummers went up. Hummers went up when Hummer went down, why. But Saab went down when Saab went down. Just like Tiger did on his Swedish wife's friends.

[B]

That makes sense. At least even in the dark, you know. You got a Hummer?

[C]

Hickory dickory. Doc.

[A]

Swede was driving the Saab.

[B]

Their Norwegian Turk.

[A]

They're still. They're. No, they're not Norwegian. My kid is half Danish. I understand Scandinavian countries, all right. My oldest still is a Danish citizen.

[C]

So you got.

[A]

That's right. This is what we order for dinner right here. This what I'd like. Pork. Swedish meatballs and some pork. So you got. You've got Denmark. Right next to Denmark, you have Sweden, right? You go up, you have Norway rv, you go up one more and you have. Hell, I forgot. Yeah, there we go. But the girls get, you know, closing time. They do. They do. In Greenland. Is owned by Denmark.

[C]

Is it really?

[A]

Yeah. Those Eskimos that wear those funky sweaters and they cost like a thousand dollars.

[B]

I want one hour just two doors down from the Ukraine and they've got some hot little numbers as well.

[A]

That's a whole different deal. That's more of a pay to play deal. Yeah, that's more the 90 Day Fiance visa deal. The Ukraine, you get into the Russian stuff. That, that's more. That's a lot. What people have been fighting about that, that, that's. That's a whole different deal. Those Swede, the Scandinavian world is. They're like us, they're proud of their stuff. If she could. If we'd all up and move over there tomorrow.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

She'd be packing 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. DJ. Speaking of different race and diversities, let's do that. Favorite game show we have, gentlemen. Black, white, Latino or other. Yes, sir, it's your boy DJ Pre K back with another installment. All right. Today I got one that I got to be kind of careful with. Let's see, how can I say this? I got a man who was at an airport trying to smuggle about two pounds of gold onto an airplane. And what? Well, let's say that he didn't have it in his luggage. He didn't have it in his hand.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

We got it.

[C]

We get it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Okay, okay.

[C]

But it was still hidden.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Got it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And the police go and grab him because he's all acting suspicious. So walking straight, they. They take him to the back, do a thorough search, find the gold, and they find them. Was it gold or like the. Oh, it was gold. Like gold. Two pounds of gold. About a kilogram of gold. Okay.

[B]

What are two pounds of gold? What's the volume of that?

[A]

Golden butt plug. But this is ridiculous. Yeah, so. So the police take his gold and send him on his way with a fine and about two pounds lighter. So is he black, white, Latino or other? I don't know.

[B]

That's a Caucasian man right there.

[C]

I'm gonna go with white.

[A]

Yeah, I'm going other.

[C]

Are you?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, he didn't say what airport it was. Of course.

[A]

Yeah. But just to do that kind of thing, I'm going other. Yeah.

[C]

Crazy.

[A]

I don't think he's like us, black. I think he's Africana black. Thank you. He hasn't. He has a accent like that of the islands A little bit. Okay. Like Jamaican black. Anyway, what's the verdict, DJ? Well, we got a 45 year old Sri Lankan headed for India. No name, but yeah. Oh, there. Okay. What is a Sri Lankan? What do they cost? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. How many miles? Wait, Sri Lanka wasn't that where there are a lot of movies were made. And Clark Gable had an island out there. And World War II movies were filmed. Sri Lanka, the former Ceylon. So it is an island. It's like an islander, right? It's not some Indian. Sri Lanka is not Indian, moron.

[C]

Africa.

[A]

No, it's not even close. Yeah, but it's other, though. It isn't other, Turley. If we're gonna be technical, Turley wins. Yeah. Yeah. It ain't no Indian.

[C]

A Sri Lankan island country located southeast of the Republic of India. It's an island, though.

[A]

Okay, you're right.

[C]

You're right.

[B]

The former Ceylon. It used to be Ceylon.

[A]

One of the rich old actors bought.

[C]

It really long time.

[A]

I mean, like, bought the whole damn thing. Cl Not Clark Gable. But who was the other guy anyway? It doesn't matter. He bought a big part of it. He bought all of it.

[B]

Curly Howard.

[A]

Bill Gates had none. No, that's from the Three Stooges, right? Yeah. No, no, it was not him. Wasn't Clark Gable. It was the other one.

[B]

Champ.

[A]

15 Kia Optima with 45. It's got to be worth, like eight, nine, ten grand. I don't know. Gunner, go. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay.

[B]

Spread out.

[A]

Oh, eight Chevy. Call Bolt with 96 Mike. It sounds like a two grand ride. Tim. 15 Duramax with 103 Z leather Z71. Does it have a sunroof?

[D]

No, sir.

[A]

Is it leather?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Long bed, short bed?

[D]

I guess it's just regular bed, not.

[A]

Long bed, but it's leather. No roof, no nav. Does it have the big wheel or the small? All right.

[D]

S.L.P. loaded.

[A]

All right. All right. Badass. He says badass. Hang on. Let me find that on the book. There it is. That's a 800 ad, but it's a 700 deduct one week a month, right? Okay. I don't know. 28 grand.

[D]

28 grand?

[A]

Yeah. If you want to call in and cuss. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's just a cussing corner here with all our listeners with your buddies. She's just hanging out, spitting, chewing and cussing. Wear some old work boots because we might spit on them down here at the lpmx. If you look at the video. Lonesome Prairie Mercantile Exchange. That's where we spit smoke. Smoke, cuss, and order feed for our animals.

[B]

Two Bs separated by the seven indicate that this model is a badass.

[C]

Yeah, There we go.

[A]

LPMX808, 37 234, 800800 radio 13F 350 platinum with 56. Does it have a sunroof, Greg? Wow.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Does it. Is it a dually?

[D]

No, it's not a Dually.

[A]

Is it a long bed? Yes, it's a single long bed. Four wheel drive. Diesel.

[D]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

Okay. Diesel.

[D]

Right, diesel.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Got the 6.7.

[A]

Sure, sure, sure. If it's nice. 1356, it's mid-30s, you know, it's 33, 34, maybe 35.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Is that by it?

[D]

No, no. I need at least 40.

[A]

Yeah. The, the incentives are too big on them now. And this is a four year old truck with mid-50s. I don't think it'll do it. I don't think it'll do it.

[C]

You said there was something good about your week. Something fun happened. I said, how was your week? With something cool? No, nothing really special. Nothing fantastic. Okay.

[A]

So he's. Everybody was waiting for this big tease. Like. Oh man, it. Something really happened. Really happened.

[C]

It was.

[A]

Yeah, it was really cool. No, it's like, like, yeah, he put me. If you're going to, if you're going to start creating story lines for me, feed them to me.

[C]

Well, you said before the break.

[A]

Yeah, cuz you asked me like, like you set it up like it was some big whoop.

[C]

What was that?

[A]

I. I mean, so what happened? MLB sent Operation Airdrop a million bucks. That's cool. That's big thing.

[C]

That's a real big thing.

[A]

That's cool.

[C]

And you got a jet on the way down there right now.

[A]

But I don't even want the money because now I'm responsible for it. And I'm a used car dealer.

[C]

Right.

[A]

So I mean the journalists are already, they already have the stories printed, ready to send.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Used car dealer embezzles money for players association in hurricane relief effort. You know they're gonna say something. That's what I was telling Doug. I'm like, man. So we wired 80,000 to some airplane broker to get a job. D.C. eight last Tuesday.

[B]

Eight?

[C]

Yeah. Wow.

[A]

And he's supposed to. To pick up these goods and take them to Puerto Rico and no plane. You know, it's like Fantasy Island. You're sitting out there, everybody's waiting on it on, on Wednesday. Where's the plane? Where's the plane? No plane. No plane. It's on its way. It broke of this Thursday. Where's the plane? Where's the plane? No plane. So yesterday, three o', clock, Tampa, done. All the volunteers are there. Help ready to load up it. No plane. So I got Guido the killer pimp to call the guy.

[C]

Oh, good.

[A]

It's 80 grand. My buddy from Pennsylvania. That sounds like Joey Soprano.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And today at 3 o' clock in Tampa, Florida. Supposed to have a DC8, land and load that damn thing up. JD this has been so stressful.

[C]

I know.

[A]

It's been constant. So. So the good news is is we didn't wire that money. Actually, I'm not gonna say who did. Good. But. But is a very famous baseball player.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

Understand.

[A]

Because I told them. I said I would have asked a lot more questions. Yeah.

[C]

Before you start wiring.

[A]

Because I'm a sorry ass used car dealer and I'm used to people trying to screw me. So I would have. I've been doing this a long time and.

[C]

And everybody.

[A]

I think we got clipped for adg. Wow. Not me. Him. Yeah, it's amazing that. I mean they're out there. They're all over the place. The guy that called in with the 16 generators to donate last Saturday wants 1.8 million.

[C]

Oh my God.

[E]

Donation.

[C]

Hello. That means you've given it, right?

[A]

Right now they're all over the place.

[C]

GoFundMe. Things that are popping up. Don't do not fall for those.

[A]

Ours is real.

[C]

Go to the salvation army or go to. Yeah, Jaron. This One is Lance.

[A]

An 11 Tundra, four wheel drive, leather roof nav. 83000 miles. This is the big back door of the short one.

[D]

It's a big.

[A]

Sounds like 20 grand ride to me. It's nice.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

If that buys it, go to givemethevin.com. what city you in?

[D]

I'm in Gonzales. Louisiana.

[A]

Needs to be nice. I don't want some whopped up Louisiana, you know? Dent. Busted windshield. Whiskey dent from. From a night out on the back ass end and needs a set of tires. If that's the case, it's 18. Because there's two kind of cars in Louisiana. There's a Louisiana package and the non Louisiana package. And it's 50.

[B]

50?

[A]

Yeah, I mean so. So does it have a Louisiana package? It's okay. I can fix it. But it's 2000 less. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning San Antonio. Good morning Austin, Texas. Good morning, Houston, Texas. Good morning Beaumont, Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma City, Little Rock, Rogers, Fayetteville, Shreveport, Lafayette, Baton Rouge, New Orleans and everybody else in between. Amarillo. I always forget about Amarillo. In Abilene, in Wichita Falls. Yes, it's time for Saturday morning live. And yes, I'm trying to be funny. Give me a minute. I'll be right back and I'll come up with some good ones.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the car GiveMeTheVin.com so easy.

[B]

You can do it in your underwear.

[D]

Are you coming off?

[A]

There are people in this country work hard every day.

[D]

Does that have a.

[A]

Not for fame or fortune do they strive. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. There is a reason we played this song this morning on this rock and roll station. So before you start calling, screaming at me for playing country on your rock and roll station, it's because we just want to give a hat tip to all of our listeners this morning because really, what we become is the Saturday working man's show.

[C]

Yep. People that get up.

[A]

Guys have us on in factories and their delivery trucks. Guys at the auction where we keep all our cars and recon them. Just sent me a video. They have us playing on the PA and they're sitting there sanding and working in Buffalo. Really? Yeah. But we get that forever. Guys in prison. Good morning to you. Yes.

[B]

Meth labs.

[A]

Meth labs. They're, you know, guys going home. Those guys haven't been to sleep yet.

[B]

No, they've been working all night long just waiting for.

[A]

Just wait for us to get going.

[B]

You're burning it. You're burning it.

[A]

You're burning the strippers.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That got off at 5 in the morning. And they can't get to sleep yet.

[C]

They're still.

[A]

Hannah will be here. Hannah.

[C]

She always drops by.

[A]

I didn't know she was here.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Hannah, come here. You're a working girl. Hannah, come here, baby.

[B]

Come here.

[A]

Come here. Sit on my lap, honey. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, good Lord. Baby.

[A]

Did you get a new gym membership? Is it so firm?

[E]

I'm just laying low.

[A]

How do you do that? How old are you? I Lay down and try and get sideways and just lay low. So how much money did you make last night?

[E]

Last night? I want to say it's like 4200. Wow.

[A]

My God. That's a big night for just a non event night, right?

[E]

Well, I made a.

[B]

A. I made a car payment this morning.

[C]

Yeah?

[A]

What kind of. Not here. No.

[C]

What kind of car do you drive again?

[A]

I buy them. I don't sell them. I don't know.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

I drive the Corvette.

[C]

Oh, of course you do.

[B]

God.

[C]

My bad, my bad.

[A]

Well, your mom was not like a.

[B]

Like a Cadillac CT. Why are you making payments?

[C]

If you make 4,000 bucks a night, why wouldn't you just pay it off?

[B]

Because you got to make a car payment.

[A]

You're stupid. But you're being stupid. They're charging.

[C]

Can you. Never mind.

[A]

Don't be stupid, J.D.

[D]

Be smart.

[C]

My bet. Yeah.

[A]

Anyway, and that was $1,800. So the car payment. Yeah.

[B]

So I actually made 6,000.

[A]

Oh, 6,000 minus the 1800 is 4,800, not 47. But that's fine.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

If I can't make more than 4,000.

[A]

It's not even that, it's 30. I'm going to change clubs. That's my.

[C]

I bet you do.

[A]

Oh my God. I can tell. I can. Hey, we're going to break in three and a half minutes. Would you like to hang around during the commercial break? Yeah, I need to have a meeting with you in the other room.

[B]

That's why I'm here.

[A]

We've got something to talk about. 800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio Erica O2 avalanche. With a buck 50 on, it's worth 3, 4 grand depending on how nice it is.

[D]

Thank you very much. What I need to do is send you the.

[A]

Give me the vi n give in dot com, load it up and we'll buy it. 14 Cadillacs. Premium. Premium leather roof nav. So it's got the big wheels. Is that right, Rick?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Does the, does the navigation screen come out of the dash when you push a button?

[D]

No, no, I don't raise it.

[A]

Does it have nav?

[D]

Yeah, it's got nav.

[A]

It's a 14 premium. So it's got the. Wait, that's not the performance. I get screwed up on these SRX models.

[D]

That's a luxury premium.

[A]

Try it. Around 20,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I can tell you right there when I see the van, Gordon, a 2000, 29,000 mile vet coupe leather. What color?

[D]

Torch red.

[A]

Torch red. Torch red. Torch red. Average rougher, clean.

[D]

Pardon?

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[D]

Very clean.

[A]

It's between 11 and 13. Unless it's a Z06, then it's a lot more.

[D]

Wow. 11 and 13. That's it.

[A]

Dude, this is 2017. It's 2000 model. There's. That was like three generations ago. And it's just not. It's not a collector car, but it is nice.

[D]

Okie dokie.

[A]

All right, man. 800-800-radio calling. Or just go to givemetheven.com Brush limbo nexus.

[B]

John, that's a very good impersonation.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

Almost.

[B]

You know, I'm always. People say, do you get mad if someone does a good impersonation? No, I find it very flattering.

[C]

Is it flattering all the time?

[B]

Especially after a couple of Percocets.

[C]

Still on those, huh?

[B]

And I'm. I'm feeling no pain at this time.

[C]

You know.

[A]

So you're a working man too. Listen to the show. Do you love participating in Saturday Morning Live with us?

[B]

Oh, absolutely. This is. This is the joy of my Saturday morning. I don't know if you will, but.

[A]

You have to do. Why do you have to inebriate yourself to enjoy it? That's not good.

[B]

Well, it's a damn free country. I'm a grown ass man.

[C]

Yes, he told you.

[B]

Enough said.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Also having a. A bit of a Johnny Walker Black label. That's very nice. It was a gift.

[C]

And Sir Comey got it for me. Did he?

[B]

We go back a ways. I'm not supposed to say anything until sometime like mid March next year.

[C]

I gotcha.

[B]

And I. I hate to say this, okay.

[C]

But you will.

[B]

But you know, I've been thinking since last November there might just maybe.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Be an occasion when our fearless leader.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Donald J. Trump.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Could possibly on. On some infinitesimally unlikely circumstances. Say. Say something.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

In public that could be misconstrued as somewhat less than brilliantly concise.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

And he finally did it. No, I guess the last week he finally did it slipped up. You know, about the whole fiasco with the NFL.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

This firestorm of disrespect for our nation's flag and the anthem.

[A]

I'm not sure that's.

[B]

And the coaches and cheerleaders and concessioneers of our National Football League that that punk Colin Kaepernick started.

[C]

That's an overstatement.

[B]

Kaepernick's not from Compton.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I think he's from Wichita Falls. Isn't he?

[C]

No, he's not.

[B]

So that Donald, as he is wont to do, occasionally speaks plainly and openly to the American people and says, well, I think they should fire their asses.

[C]

Yeah, he did.

[B]

He did say that. And all of a sudden, the entire NFL is up in an uproar.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Taking a knee for the anthem. Holding arms there, trying to make a point. And it's just ridiculous. You. But I. It just goes to prove the point. And I've known this for years. You don't screw with the NFL by any means. You remember I was on Monday Night Football some years ago. I got into some trouble just for suggesting.

[C]

Here we go.

[B]

That Warren Moon.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[B]

The quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings at the time, was not so conventional. A dresser off the field.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But it was ridiculous. He had these aquarium shoes. Okay. Complete with goldfish.

[C]

You're gonna get. Do this again.

[B]

He had a dotted silk tie and a furry homburg. You know what kind of hat that is? That's a pimp hat.

[A]

Sounds like fly guy from I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[B]

I merely said that he was unconventional. They took that as racist. I have one of those hats myself.

[A]

James from Dallas. 2012 Yukon with 96.

[B]

You don't mess with the NFL. Take it to heart.

[A]

I don't know, James. Is it? Is it, is it, is it? 13 grand. 14 grand. 15 grand. Grand? James, you there? Wake up. 15 grand.

[D]

I'm awake.

[A]

Wake up. Wake up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf. We had Rush Limbaugh. He might be back later. Randy's coming. Tony Romo's dad has a lot to say about his new announcing career. Really? Everything's changed. Everything's changed. J.D. ryan. Mike Turley. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be back. Uno momento, por favor. What a mess. This time.

[B]

We'Ll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[F]

Gimmethevin.Com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail]. john's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com. it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. He recently renamed his family dog Robert E. Lee. He dutifully stands and places his right hand over his heart whenever free birds play. He's still bitching about his high school changing its mascot from the Rebels to the reds back in 1988. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

And we're back. Hey ho. Let's go Rocket to Russia Rock right here Saturday Morning, Logan. A 14xlt crew cab. Four wheel drive with 67,000 miles is worth 21. 21. 21. 21, 21. Maybe $22,000. $22,000.

[B]

Bill, 21.

[D]

Wait, I'll take 26.

[A]

You'll take 26. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. I didn't hear what he said.

[E]

Nope.

[A]

07 accord with 86. Johnny's at leather Cloth Johnny's. Your cord Leather Cloth Johnny. Yeah, yeah, I'm Johnny. I'm gonna hang up. Just go to the website. No, I'm gonna hang. I don't have time for you to go outside. Yeah, we got hundreds of thousands of listeners waiting on you to go take a leak. Why don't you go in the other room and lope your mule and then call us back when you're done up the meal. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I don't know. 808. You never ridden a mule?

[C]

Let's move on.

[A]

They're harder than like a quarter horse.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

So, ruh. Yeah, yeah, give me the vin.com or just do it on the website. It's easier.

[C]

So simple.

[A]

The system will bid it right there for you. And you want to listen to me?

[C]

Go put a picture in. At least a picture or two.

[A]

Or two. And one of your old lady. Yes, if she's cute. If you want to get more 16 tunder with 30, go to the website. Eric, I see you right there. Go to the website. Put the VIN number in. My computer will spit a number out at you right there immediately. We'll come to your house and pick it up. Rush Limbaugh.

[B]

You know, John.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

You cut me off.

[A]

Well, earlier I was up against the network break you're not familiar with.

[B]

Maybe it's the scotch talking, but you know I take very important valuable time out of my Saturday morning when I'm off for two days to talk to you on your program.

[A]

Thank you. And we appreciate it. Our listeners do, too.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

I was only gonna say that. It just goes to show after all this trouble that that punk Colin Kaepernick has started. You know, he's. He's been arrested in his hometown of Wichita Falls.

[A]

He's not. Doesn't.

[B]

He's been hanging for loitering. He's been hanging around the Feedlot barbecue restaurant.

[C]

I made this up.

[B]

On the east side side.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Where he hasn't bought an entire rib plate.

[E]

Jesus.

[B]

In 12 weeks.

[D]

Really?

[B]

He keeps trying to talk him out of a single rib at a time.

[C]

That would happen?

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

You have proof of this?

[B]

He can't even afford the 179 for a Coke.

[C]

Well, he is unemployed.

[B]

I believe he asked. He asked the owner of the establishment, one William J. Wiley, if he could pour some in his hand for a dime.

[A]

Wow. He is broke. He's broke, yes.

[B]

He's down on his luck. And it just goes to show you, you don't screw with the National Football League. It's. I mean, basketball, you know, professional golf, if you must.

[C]

Yeah, not nearly strong, much like.

[A]

I mean, do you screw with Major League Baseball? Because this jet guy that we funded, the Operation Airdrop. Operation Airdrop, My. My charity.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

We've teamed with the NFL. I mean, not the NFL, the mlb. And we are basically hiring cargo planes to ship big goods. Big, big, big loads of goods to Puerto Rico happening right now, Literally. But we sent $80,000 to a. To a carrier, and the plane just can't seem to show up.

[C]

Out to the.

[A]

Oh, the blinkers out. The antenna for Com 2's out.

[C]

Yeah, like, they don't even have any.

[A]

Radios in Puerto Rico.

[C]

That's a no go.

[A]

Just come on, bring it. The dca. I sent you that email. What'd you think?

[C]

Yeah, I couldn't. That is hilarious.

[A]

They've had the 80, 000 for four days, okay? And they've made excuses for four days.

[C]

Of why the jet.

[A]

Why the jet is not sitting in Tampa, loading up, going to Puerto Rico. Say something about Nigeria in the email.

[C]

No, no, no, it didn't. But it did did say that the cargo pilot, the captain of the cargo jet, was uncomfortable landing at night. Are you serious? That's all they do is land at night. You don't want to land at night in an international airport.

[A]

Tampa Bay International, in the jungle with.

[C]

The lights of headlights of a car.

[A]

So we've been waiting. The guy's been waiting on this jet to land at Tampa to load these things.

[C]

There's a mechanical with the jet and they don't want to tell you, or.

[A]

They'Re waiting on a backload out of port Rico. Every time a transporter is lying to me about when my load of cars is going to be here, the reason that they haven't done it yet is they're waiting. So if I'm sending them to New Orleans out of Dallas, and they're on their way, they're there, they're loading is what they tell you. They just lie.

[C]

We're there.

[A]

They're waiting on their load out of Dallas to get loaded so they can get paid. Going to New Orleans and then coming back. And that's what I'm wondering if they're trying to get a backload out of Puerto Rico.

[C]

Got it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And they're just waiting on that.

[A]

They don't want to get that this jet broker is screwing with the mlb and we're going to send a lot of Puerto Rican baseball players to his house with baseball bats.

[B]

Well, look, everybody screws with baseball. No, I wouldn't want to be Jeff Bannister right now.

[A]

Kyle, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Hey, John, how are you doing this morning?

[A]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[D]

I'm calling from Austin.

[A]

Austin.

[B]

Thank goodness. Someone sensible.

[A]

15 Escalade ESV with 43, 000 miles Lux leather roof, nav. Okay, so are you trying to trade it in? Do you want to sell it? What's the story? I want to buy it.

[D]

Well. Well, I just. I basically want to sell it, but I went to your site and I got a. I got an offer for about 43. 8 to 45. And I mean, that seems fair and all, but how do you. How do you go about getting a fair or, you know, a firm number?

[A]

Well, is there. Is there a number? Do you have any other numbers right now? Have you got any other bid?

[D]

No, I mean, I'm. I'm content with that. That's kind of where I want to be at. Just. I mean, if it could be towards the high side, I'd be happy with that.

[A]

So if. Yeah, I mean, 45 grand, a 12 Cadillac. Wait, what? No, I mean, a 15 Escalade. Yeah, I'll give 45 grand for it. Will 45 buy it even though it's got 43,000 miles on it?

[D]

I mean, are you gonna come pick it up?

[A]

Yeah. In Austin? Yes. Do you have a payoff or is. Is there a payoff or is there a.

[D]

No. I have it. I have it.

[A]

Then we will have the title with us. What we'll do is we'll email you an offer letter. You reply back, sign it. Then we'll email you a checklist of the pictures that we need to confirm. And we need a front and back of the title, picture of your driver's license, picture of the car all the way around. It'll go to our logistics department. They'll call you, set up the delivery, and we will have drivers at your house with a check on the dot the time and day you say so.

[D]

That sounds awesome.

[A]

Thanks.

[D]

Let's do it.

[A]

All right, let's do it. Let's do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. A 12 SRX with 87 leather roof nav is worth. Kim. Does it have navigation?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

87,000 miles. I'm 11 to $12,000 buyer.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

800-800-723-4.

[C]

That was easy.

[A]

I mean, I just a share the 20 grand on the 14,000 mile one earlier.

[C]

Right, right, right.

[A]

This one's 87. It's a different dynamic that goes from the car that the Cadillac dealer will buy to put on their used car lot to the one that Paco Motors will buy.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

And take 2500 down and do weekly, weekly, weekly payments.

[B]

The way she wilted on, she sounded like a wookie.

[A]

723-800-800-Radio. Audio clips of the week. Jeopardy. Contestants can't answer NFL questions. Did you hear this, John? I did not. Okay, so you know those Jeopardy. Jeopardy Contestants or something? Jeopardy. Jeopardy. Cousins. They're smart. I mean, they can answer stuff about 1800s and we would know anything.

[C]

They didn't get on that show by being stupid.

[A]

Well, the NFL category came up. They had a name, what team these players played out and they had a little bit of difficult smart.

[C]

They're not really sports smart.

[A]

And they left this category to the end. If you ever watch, you wait to the end to the category you can't answer. Well, this is some of the answers they gave.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

NFL teams two, defensive tackle, Mean Joe Green, even. I played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yvonne. NFL Team 6, running back Marcus Allen Anupama. What is Colorado Rockies.

[D]

No, sorry. Dennis Ray Vaughan.

[A]

Who.

[C]

Who are the Los Angeles Raiders? Who are the Baltimore.

[A]

I think though, J.D. you would be similar to that.

[C]

I would be awful. I'd be so. I would be like, you know what? Hey, how about this? Just take my money. I'm done. I'm out. I knew the mean Jone Green one But what? I don't know him. Because of the Coke commercials.

[A]

Who? That kin. What is. Did he.

[B]

Of course. Yeah. Oh, yeah. O.J. was mad for years about that first.

[A]

Wife and second wife.

[B]

Last wife.

[C]

I think he got his way.

[A]

Marcus Allen?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. Good morning, you're on the air. Little smoker's cough. Good morning, you're on the air.

[D]

Sorry about that.

[A]

That's all right.

[D]

Has this carbon SM1?

[A]

Has this car been smoked in?

[D]

No, no, it hasn't been smoking. I live in Houston.

[A]

Okay. Not at all, not at all.

[D]

What year model? Not at all.

[A]

What do you want?

[D]

2014 Ford Fusion, high end model, leather subroof, navigation, black tan leather interior.

[A]

Miles, Miles, Miles.

[D]

I give it a nine and a half out of a 10 because the headliner in the very back is starting to come down.

[A]

Oh, Miles, what are the miles?

[D]

67,000 miles, one owner car.

[A]

7,500. 7,500, 800, 800, 7234. These damn segments are too short. I don't even have a time to get going.

[B]

What's.

[A]

God, six seconds left. We got to go to break.

[B]

That's Turley.

[A]

Is it really 10 o'? Clock? My watch is behind. What is it, like 10? Straight up? We're gone. We'll be right back.

[D]

Now you're messing with me.

[A]

Now you're messing with a son of kick.

[B]

He got an underage girl pregnant at his West Texas deer lease last year. This year he's arranged for a new lease near Kilgore. He's begun to make serious plans about shopping for a new mail ordered Puerto Rican wife. Because after all, timing really is everything. He believes that one of OJ's redeeming qualities is that he never took a knee. A couple of heads maybe, but never a knee. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall bear boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

That's pretty rough one. That's a rough old sob spot. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800 radio. 1800, 800 radio. You. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Lost a listener.

[A]

You just lost a listener. Back to school. And listen, there's a new band. Did you see that band? They're not brand new, but they're new to me. Greta Van Slot or something.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Have you heard them already?

[B]

Grand Van.

[A]

Grand Van. It's like Greta Van. It's like the the prostitute from Blazing Saddles.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Greta Van Flunk. Flunk.

[C]

Have you.

[A]

Have you heard their music, Bob?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you listen to the link I sent you? Yeah, yeah. Did you hear the. The Zeppelin in their soul?

[B]

Zeppelin esque. Yeah.

[A]

Too much? No. They almost sound like a Zeppelin cover band without singing Zeppelin songs.

[B]

Is ELO to Beatley for you?

[A]

Not at all.

[B]

It's an influence, you know.

[A]

I like it. I. I listen. They have a little EP out called something. Black Smoke Rising. Greta. What's it called? Turning Greta. What? Greta Van Fleet. You know, Fleet. Like Fleet Fleet. Something like that. Yeah, like a Fleet order. The name is actually from a. A cafeteria worker. That's the how they name their band. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. It's like Driving Miss Daisy.

[B]

Just like Coach Skinner.

[A]

Yep, exactly. Hang on. Wallace, are you here? You have a quick back a 30 second hit of how Coach Skinner came to be.

[B]

Actually, Greta Van Fleet named their name after the cafeteria lady in their middle school.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Greta Van Fleet. She used to give a Mac and cheese pizza pockets sometimes. You know, Corny dogs, they love that in the fifth grade. That's high ranking. They always remembered her.

[A]

Charlie, if you can pull up.

[B]

She died on the fryer in front.

[A]

Of all those children, man. It's. Is that why? Just like when the Led Zeppelin caught fire and burned down.

[B]

Her last words were corny Dogs. It was a horrible time.

[A]

Horrible time in Dearborn, Michigan. And it influenced the young Van Fleets to name their band after Greta.

[B]

Their very first song was called Love so Hot. All in memory of the great Greta Van Flee.

[A]

Charlie, will you look on your thing and pull up highway song. I want the listeners to hear these because our guys will. You know, we always bitch like why can't there be music like there used to be? This sounds like it. I was.

[B]

She made a hell of a tuna casserole.

[A]

Who did?

[B]

Red Van Fleet.

[A]

Was she busty? I'm imagining a busty redhead.

[B]

In fact, she was. That was the first part that went in the fryer. It was a horrible time.

[A]

Domingo 77 Corvette with 38,000 miles. Sounds like good merch, but it's too old for me to bid over the radio. Okay, I got to do it in per. I've got a see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and send the pictures. Adolph in Zapata, Texas. No, that's a play on words.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

05F250 Harley truck with 90 on it. Nate, where is. Where is the pot of Texas? I've heard of it.

[D]

I'm about 50 miles south of Laredo.

[A]

Okay, here's the problem with you guys. Did y' all live in the desert? And you. The. The laws don't apply. So this car could. Probably has 200,000 miles on it. Y' all knock it back to 97, because who's gonna say anything? Who's gonna bust your chops? Nobody. You know, I mean. I'm scared, Adolph. I'm scared. Your name's Adolf, you live in Zapata and you got a truck where the miles are too low for where you live. I'm scared. I need. I need more. I need more. I need more input. Will you go to givemetheven.com, throw the VIN number in, let me look at the vehicle history. Because, yes, your truck's worth good money with, with. With 97,000 miles. But when has there ever been a truck in Laredo, Texas, or Del Rio, Texas, that's. That's 12 years old. That's diesel that has under a hundred thousand miles on it. Unless somebody died in it like Greta Van Fleet. This is that band. Listen, I hit it at a bad time. I don't know him very well yet. The sound just there, the sound is that. That is the Zeppelin sound. These guys are teenagers. They're brothers. Yeah, 18. Like the Jonas Brothers that aren't gay. She is my special.

[E]

She is my midnight midnight.

[A]

She's eating his schnitzel. It is about a fry daddy, isn't it?

[C]

Do you think.

[B]

Think that lead singer ever listened to any Robert Plant growing up?

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

For the record, she also made a hell of a western burger.

[A]

Oh yeah, We keep bringing it up in the damn instrumentals. Western burger. What is that made of, Wallace?

[B]

No one knows, John. It's like a. A bun with ground beef inside. Some sort of seasoning.

[A]

Western burger.

[B]

They're famous all over the state of Texas.

[A]

Greta Van Fleet died in a fryer cooking corny dogs in Michigan. But she made a hell of a western burger. And it created a band that is the next Led Zeppelin.

[B]

Back in the mid-90s, there was a huge controversy out of the Bastrop school district. Someone said that the western burgers there were made from coon.

[A]

The, ah, like ground coon meat.

[B]

They did have a gamey taste.

[A]

Here, bring this up. Let's listen to this guys a little bit. Yeah, it sounds just like Zeppelin. Can I throw them a 5? And they play a whole lot of love.

[B]

Yeah, that would fit right on something like Houses of the Holy or Physical Graffiti.

[A]

Exactly. You wouldn't Even know it. What you'd be like, oh, I hadn't heard this one yet.

[B]

You expect him to say, where's that confounded bridge?

[A]

Ah, Greg. A 13 Silverado with cloth and 200 four wheel drive crew cab does have the big back door or the small back door. 200,000 miles. That's a driver, isn't it?

[D]

Yes, my daily. I go to work every day in it, but I take care of her like you wouldn't believe.

[A]

That's what I keep telling my old lady, but she says I'm over exaggerating. Hey, do you have a payoff on this thing?

[D]

I do, but I don't know exactly how much it is about looking.

[A]

I think it's 10 to 12 grand is what this truck's worth.

[D]

That's what it's worth, like for. For you or that's you thinking resale value?

[A]

I mean, I think I'll give 10 grand. 10, 11, maybe 12. I need to see pictures, you know.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I don't quote a book price. I. The. The book price that I quote is the checkbook price, what I'll write a check for. And that's my opinion. And I think I can move them a nickel forward. And if I. Sometimes I screw up. Dude, I screwed up bad this week. I lost a lot of money this week on. On cars. I make mistakes. I lost $4,000 on an SL 56, 55. Why? Yeah, I know.

[C]

It just.

[A]

And at 28805000 mile, Toyota Limited 4Runner.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Blue, 3 grand.

[C]

Ouch.

[A]

First pass. It hurts. You're not always right. But hey, I mean, it goes the other way, but.

[C]

Does. Yeah. Go the other way?

[A]

You know, I'm just making bets and hoping I'm right, but I do back them up with money. All right, 800. 800. 7, 7, 2, 3, 4. Now, this is not Greta Van Fleet, is it? I don't know. Is it? I don't know. Is it? Good morning, Austin. Y' all are the music buffs. Y' all call. Let me know if this is Greta Van Fleet. Did you know Robert Plant lived in Austin, Texas, with. Yes. Hey, Smith.

[B]

I just read that in the latest Rolling Stone. He was there for like three years and a half.

[A]

Why didn't we go down and visit him?

[B]

And he loved it. And they said he walked around downtown and met. Met people and, you know, drove off, you know, 30, 40 miles away and did little gig.

[A]

Casey, you running light? What the hell?

[C]

Good morning, John. How you doing? Well, I'm a little bit late. I'm Sorry. Casey's been trying this week to do a top 10 for you. Been at Fern Gates thinking what can I do?

[A]

And I'm late.

[C]

I'm sorry. I got a top 10, but I only got a partial one.

[A]

What is your topic for top 10?

[C]

You know, OJ Simpson might get out of jail this week. Have you heard that?

[A]

I have. This is Saturday coming week. Okay.

[C]

This coming week he might get out. Tuesday, he might actually be a free man. So we came up with a few of them. The top 10 things OJ might do if he gets out this week.

[A]

So I have a couple of them. Like the first thing he's going to do when he gets out.

[C]

Avoid sports memorabilia dealers at all costs. Who do that?

[A]

First of all, he said Bobbo. He's asking us to help him fill this out.

[C]

Yeah, if you can help me out a little bit, Casey.

[A]

So give us the three.

[C]

Under the weather is what I've been doing. You know, try it for the LA Dodgers, cuz it worked the last time. Get it?

[A]

Dodger.

[C]

No, no, no.

[A]

I don't get it.

[C]

LA Dodgers. LA Dodger. Dodger.

[A]

He was dodging the cops. That's.

[C]

I told Casey.

[A]

You're right.

[C]

He's going to check into that snappy New Ford 2017 Bronco. Maybe want to try one of those?

[A]

No, no.

[C]

See, I told you. Casey's doing a bad.

[A]

So that was three.

[C]

That three for three. Finally accept the sponsorship deal for the Ginzu knives. They really can cut through almost anything thing.

[D]

Swinging a miss.

[A]

Robots Missed.

[C]

Watch his favorite baseball team play the Red Sox. No.

[B]

Answer. All those hundreds of calls to his Find the real killer hotline.

[C]

Yeah, that's number one. Which is find the damn real killers. There's your top five, actually. If you think things you might do this week. Can you believe they're going to let him out Finally?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stuff.

[A]

Because they pinned him on sports memorabilia charges. Not murder, armed robbery. If it was murder, he would not be getting out. 800, 817.

[C]

He did it. Anybody?

[B]

Actually, the percentage I heard a report yesterday it is up to 61% of folks now think that OJ did it.

[A]

So did you see Randy the Chipmunk as a squirrel in the news this week? Well, I don't know if it was him, but he does have something to say about it. Yeah, I heard he's been chipping about it all.

[C]

What is this? What is the story? I missed it.

[A]

He ran a. He ran a touchdown at the Louisville game. Football. I'VE got the audio if you'd like.

[B]

Thomas football game. A squirrel went out on the field. And the crowd, of course, loves it.

[C]

That would be. That would be our Randy.

[B]

And he ran it straight in.

[A]

Let's hear it.

[D]

I like his pad level. James open field runner.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, look at him go.

[E]

Do it. Wesley's gonna do it.

[A]

Oh, my goodness, buddy.

[E]

Do it, do it, do it.

[A]

Touchdown. Man, he's my favorite squirrel. Randy, what was the deal there, man?

[E]

It's pretty good around here. Y' all like that?

[C]

Was that you, by chance?

[E]

Everybody say you have a really good time with it. He's moving, ain't he? Yeah, I know that, dude.

[C]

So squirrel got out in the field.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

That's old Sling Slink.

[C]

That's Slink.

[E]

Slink the squirrel.

[C]

I didn't know that.

[E]

He's always been fast.

[C]

Is he?

[E]

You know what's going on there, don't you?

[A]

No.

[E]

That is textbook animal politics in Kentucky politics. Yeah. I mean, well, squirrels are a little bit freaky anyway, right?

[C]

Yeah, they are.

[E]

Because I see them all the time, even down here, running out in the road, trying to decide which direction to dodge cars on.

[C]

They freeze, dodge left, dodge right, act.

[E]

Like some kind of stuff. Stunt squirrel with a jaywalking death wig.

[C]

We see chipmunks doing that.

[E]

Crazy. I know, but in the aminal world in Kentucky.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

When they run for office, right? They literally run for office. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Really?

[E]

Yeah, it's like a primary process. You see, that's how you officially enter the race. You run, you get chased by some poor public servant.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Like the police or a Walmart checker.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Or a sports official. But if you get on TV and a million hits on the YouTube. Huh? Well, that's a pretty strong campaign.

[C]

Yo, you can't pay for that.

[E]

I say old slick's got a leg up on the other guy.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he's known now. Yeah.

[E]

By the way. The other guy. Yeah, it's that water skiing squirrel.

[C]

Oh, everybody, Silas, everybody's seen him, though.

[E]

Yeah, well, he's what we in the aminal world would call a strong incumbent.

[B]

Oh.

[E]

That actually started as a publicity stud. Yeah, he's a showbiz squirrel.

[C]

Oh, he is?

[E]

Yeah. He got about a gazillion nuts for that.

[A]

Ah.

[E]

But he ain't really water skinned like it looks like.

[C]

No, he's not.

[E]

No, no, hell no. It looks like his trainer. Yeah, if that's what you'd call him. He's a YouTube regular. His name is Eric the Real Castile.

[C]

Real.

[E]

I heard the dude's a real sadist. Anyway, that guy thumbtack size us his little paws to that surfboard thingy.

[C]

I think he did.

[E]

Yes, he did. You should see all the cut footage of that poor little sucker falling off of there being dragged around by his leg. Oh, and Eric just laughing his nuts off. Oh, but he's a strong contender.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, I'd run myself except I got stuff to do.

[A]

Uh huh.

[E]

Taking my kid Felix to the Chuck E. Cheese.

[C]

Chuck E. Cheese.

[E]

I heard play some skeeball.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Y' all ever been on skeeball?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you seen Skeeball?

[E]

Here's why. You go on Saturdays.

[C]

Okay. Chuck E. Cheese.

[E]

He's talking about single moms.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay. Visitation dads. Saturdays at Chuck E. Cheese. That's where they go. Oh, they pick them up on Friday night. Spend night, have a good time. Go to Chuck E. Cheese on Saturdays.

[C]

Makes sense.

[E]

And bet on the skee ball. And this. There's pretty good kids that play at skee ball. Down. Chuck E. Cheese, huh? My kid Felix, he's natural.

[C]

He's good at it.

[E]

He's natural.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. He's just like Chevy Chase. He's like.

[C]

Be the ball.

[E]

Puts that ball in there. Really?

[C]

So you.

[E]

He said. I, I told him, I said, felix, you gotta see the ball.

[C]

Be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. And he's really good at it. I can't believe. That's amazing. Oh, here he is.

[E]

I throw the ball.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And what happens? I still don't know.

[C]

It's just magic.

[B]

It just happens.

[E]

Yeah. He doesn't even care.

[C]

He doesn't even know how he does it.

[E]

He puts it right in the middle. 14 in a row last week.

[C]

He just channels it.

[E]

Cha Ching. Really?

[C]

And you're betting and you're betting on it?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You bet on your own kid at skeeball?

[E]

Well, I ain't going to bet on somebody else's damn kid.

[C]

No, especially when yours is.

[E]

He's a Sk ball genius.

[C]

I bet he is. He doesn't.

[E]

Yeah, no sights, no sound, just. He's just like that song Tommy. Yes. He's a skeeball wizard. Has to be a twist.

[A]

Randy, we got to go to commercial break.

[E]

Okay. Bye everybody.

[C]

See you, buddy.

[A]

We're hiring at. Give me the vintage. And it's in Fort Worth, Texas. It's not in Houston. If you want to take the job and you live in Houston, you're going to southwest to Fort Worth, Texas every day. Cuz the job is in Fort Worth, Texas. But it's a logistics manager.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And it pays pretty nicely.

[C]

Hey, what would the history be?

[A]

X.

[B]

We.

[A]

We need former like title clerk or some sort. Bdc. It's the person that goes to the payoffs, goes through the title work, does the paperwork work, contacts the customer, sets up the logistics for the pickup, deals with our drive services and all that. What about former OG jobs at GiveMe? The vin.com [e-mail]? there's three ladies in there right now, okay? We're growing and we need another one. What you say?

[B]

What about ODJ's?

[A]

Like OBG?

[B]

Yeah. Instead of BDCs. Like an ODJ. Like old DJ. Like I can do that job. No, I'm. I am legit.

[A]

800-7234-No, 800. 800 radio. Toby. A 15 Silverado with 97000 mile crew cab diesel. I don't know. 30 grand.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You there.

[D]

Yes sir.

[A]

Yeah, 30 grand. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website givemethevin.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Hey. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Daryl. Fort Worth, TX 14F150XLT with 39 four wheel drive, crew cab navigation. What color is it?

[D]

It's red.

[A]

Five liter or the six cylinder echo boost. Yeah, Damon. Okay, hang on. I got it. Well, I can just do it. Off the top of my head. I'm back at a thousand dollars. Average. Rough or clean?

[D]

Clean.

[A]

49000 miles. What's the warranty on that rig? Is it 336 or 50?

[D]

It was 39000 miles, I thought. Did you say 39 or 49?

[A]

39. Oh, so it's got right at 40 on it. Almost 40.

[D]

It's got 39. 3 or something like that.

[A]

25 grand.

[D]

25.

[A]

25 grand. 95F350. Chris, does it really have 50, 000 miles on it?

[D]

Yeah, 57, 000 miles. All original is a barn find. I got back in 06 with 20000 miles on it out of Ohio.

[A]

And what did the paint look like?

[D]

It paints original and immaculate.

[A]

Immaculate. Okay. No rust. Out of Ohio.

[D]

No rust, huh?

[A]

So you went all the way to Ohio and picked this thing up?

[D]

Oh, I had to ship down.

[A]

I don't know. I want to see pictures of it before I say anything. Go to givemetheven.com and load the pictures in the vin and then we'll bid it with an email. I want to see it before I say anything.

[D]

Okay. All right.

[A]

I do want to buy it. My name is John Clay wolf. We'll buy your car [e-mail] or just call in the show. 800, 800 radio. Be back in a second.

[B]

No matter where you go.

[A]

There will always be a place.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John claywolf show and be sure to.

[A]

Download the podcast@john claywolf.com [e-mail] not only.

[F]

Do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[B]

Sell off your car.

[D]

Now.

[A]

Back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Cordell in Houston. A 15 Cherokee Sport with 50, 55. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[D]

Four.

[A]

Two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[D]

Two.

[A]

And it is a Sport with 55, 000 miles. No flood. Average rough or clean?

[D]

Clean.

[A]

What color?

[D]

Gold.

[A]

11 grand.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com Load it up. Aaron in Louisiana. 034 range with 92. Is it a six cylinder automatic? Six cylinder automatic. Is it an edge? No. XLT average rough or clean?

[D]

Clean.

[A]

Three grand.

[D]

Simple, huh?

[A]

Maybe four actually that Rangers do pretty good when they're really nice. So go to give the vin.com and load that thing up and we'll pick it up We've got a drive drive crew on the ground in south Louisiana. Run around your house, pick them up. Just like that. That. Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. So the. Oh, yeah. You can call in 800-800-ROAD if you want to bid your car or I just want to buy them. Yeah, I'm out bid them, but I want to buy them. If you just want a number and you don't want to sell it, you're just wondering, go to givemetheven.com and let our computer do.

[C]

It'll give you a range.

[A]

Yeah, I'll give you a range. Right.

[C]

Ballpark.

[A]

Yeah. It'll ask you accept, decline considering and just answer. However, you don't even have to talk to anybody. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

But if you don't want a real number, put a picture up there or two.

[A]

Absolutely. It helps.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. You want to get married? Sure. Can I see a photo? Not a high school photo, not the one of when you bought it at the dealership on the showroom, but today photo.

[C]

I heard one of the buyers this week, I was walking through the room, one of them actually said, this guy just sent me a picture of a Google picture of a similar car. Will this help?

[A]

No, no, that won't help.

[C]

Hey, here's a picture of a chicken. Would you like to date myself in a magazine? In a magazine.

[A]

We also had one of the buyers get a Suburban with 300, 000 miles. I think it was like a 95.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I had bullet holes in it. And the seat was tore up front. Seats were torn up by a dog.

[C]

And I believe that was blood stains in the back. I think I saw those pictures.

[A]

And we gave him the old El Paso. Yeah, we're gonna. We're gonna El Paso.

[C]

I love to call that person and just go, what did you read really expect? What kind of number were you looking for?

[A]

What would you pay me to come pick?

[C]

It ain't worth a gallon of gas it'll take to burn it.

[A]

But then, of course, then we'll get the cars that are worth 80 grand. So taking a knee. Are we gonna go through the whole drama this weekend again with the NFL?

[C]

Oh, man, I hope that's over.

[A]

Freedom of speech. They're gonna still keep going, so.

[C]

But haven't you made the point. At some point it's gonna stop because it's. It's just.

[A]

I mean, get over it more. The media will just get tired.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

That's what it. Actually, all of the staff of our show got together and put Together. A pledge of allegiance. We played it. They did it early this morning, but Turley recorded it. And I suggest that you stand and put your hand over your heart for this very touching rush.

[B]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which she stands. One nation under whatever, under God, indivisible.

[E]

With liberty and cash is for all.

[C]

I love Randy.

[A]

There you go. We got Russell.

[C]

It brought a tear to my eye. It really did.

[A]

Cashews for all. Cashews for all.

[C]

And this kid playing skeeball.

[A]

We are hiring a. Give me the van. In Fort Worth, Texas, for a legitimate manager dealership, experience in the back office, title, work payoffs, all that kind of stuff, and good at organizing workflow.

[C]

And somebody asked me, because you mentioned it last week, are we still hiring drivers and. Or buyers.

[A]

We are setting up a buyer and driver team for the next wave of growth. So that is not a job that starts tomorrow. That's a job that starts in about three weeks to a month. But the logistics manager that we're hiring is today. Is today. And go to jobsgiv me theven.com and it is in Fort Worth, Texas. It is not in Houston. It is not in Oklahoma City. It is in Fort Worth, Texas. So if you live in Houston, you would have to move to Fort Worth, Texas to take that job. And that's fine, too. We've got a guy that's been with us for a year that was a listener two years ago that moved up here.

[C]

Aaron Houston, right?

[A]

Yeah. And he's been here ever since. 15 mega cab with a buck 50 on it. Crew cab navigation. Bill, where you. Where you be staying? What city?

[D]

South Fort Worth.

[A]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[D]

That's very clean.

[A]

Is it leather or cloth?

[D]

It's cloth.

[A]

It's a lot of miles. Wow, really? What do you do? How'd you put that many miles on it?

[D]

I do construction.

[A]

Wow. Okay. Off the top of my head, I think it's $20,000. I need to see pictures. Pictures?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

What's it take to buy it?

[D]

All right, do what?

[A]

What's it take to buy it? It's not a laramy, right? It's cloth.

[D]

No, it's not laramie.

[A]

It's.

[D]

It's ram 25 heavy duty Cummins cloth with 150,000 miles.

[A]

How much is it?

[D]

148. Yeah, man, I'm. I'm trying to look more close towards 30.

[A]

Oh, lost him. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio BE.

[B]

We'll be Back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com givemethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there, and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number for from Gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with Gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe, and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. The entire state of Colorado can kiss his ass because in his experience, the best grass still comes from the Mexican blanket lady at the flea Market. At $60 on the Oz, he's been on disability for 20 years, ever since a dozer accident, but still talks down to Democrats who scheme off the government dole. He sports a Trump sticker that covers the entire back glass window on his 1998 Dodge Ram. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty like Tallboy boys. Yeah, buddy. Yeah.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

What?

[B]

You dropped the NWA sticker.

[A]

It's too long. I had to shorten it.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

How did it. How did the NWA sticker.

[B]

The guy with. The guy with the Trump sticker.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He also had an NW nwa, a smaller NWA decal that says the police.

[A]

Pete was a fan of Easy E and Dr. Dre. Yeah.

[B]

Some irony, Terry.

[A]

A 15 Arcadia Acadia with 20,000 miles on it. Is it a SLT2? SLT1? Do you know SLT1? Does it have a sunroof? No, it have 20 in wheels.

[D]

Not. They're not 20s. They're 19.

[A]

Does it have navigation 20s? They. Well, you can add the. You can add the 20s. It does have nav.

[D]

No roof.

[A]

It's got great miles. How many miles? 20. What color?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

White, white, white, white, white. 25 grand. 25 grand. 25 grand.

[D]

The GMC A. Yeah, it's not enough.

[B]

How much?

[A]

How much? How much is it?

[D]

I'd have to get like 29 for it.

[A]

It's too High. What's your payoff?

[D]

Which payoff is 29?

[A]

Yeah, that's what I thought. Oh, that was a setup. That was a setup. He hit the bait. Your payoff does not always equate to your value. Just like if I gave you 25 and your payoff was 15, then you wouldn't say, oh, that's too much. It's only 15 because that's my payoff. 07 Lucerne with 90. Nate Alvin. No flood. Just saying I'm bidding them is no flood. If they're flood, we're going to redo big time. If they're flood damage. The way we're bidding flood damage cars is if it's $10,000 car, we're giving 2,500. Half of half. Wow.07 if it runs.

[C]

And you can tell, you know.

[A]

Oh, you can tell.

[C]

Yeah. You know, you have inspectors 07 bu.

[A]

Start with 90 average run for clean.

[D]

Extremely clean.

[A]

Extremely clean. 35. 500 if it's extremely clean.

[D]

Yeah, man.

[B]

I mean.

[D]

About five or so.

[A]

I can't get there, dog. It's an old ass Buick. But I'll give four. I'll give four. But here's the difference between my four and everybody else's conversation is my four is a check and it will cash. And I don't need a test drive. I just pay you. It's 27.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

14 half ton ram with 100 on it. Leather nav sport. James, is it 14 grand? Is that right?

[D]

14?

[A]

Yeah, if it's a crew cab.

[D]

N I mean it's a crew cab. The full size, four doors. I've got it lowered with the SRT knockoffs on it.

[A]

It's looking good.

[D]

I got an F18.

[A]

It's got 100 on on it, dog. Remember that. I know it's 95, but 100 is right. 100 before Christmas, right? And yes sir, 18 is too strong on a two wheel drive. But I like the SRT look. Wheels do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm gonna look at it after the show. I will raise. I will give more than 1480-080072-34800, 800 radio John and 03 HD. Half ton crew cab with a buck 50 on it. Four wheel drive, average, rougher, clean, clean condition. Clean, clean, clean.

[D]

Clean, clean as a whistle.

[A]

I'm gonna say five grand, but we need to look. So go to givemetheven.com if that works for you. And let's look. It needs to be nice I can't have engine noise. I can't have motor tap, tap. I can't have a whiskey dent on the ass in the tailgate. I don't have to replace the tailgate. I don't need to put a set of tires on it. I put a windshield, all that. Okay. Tires.

[D]

Windshield. Good. It's got a brush guard.

[A]

Let's see.

[D]

I mean, it's a.

[A]

Let's see her.

[D]

It's a serious Bubba truck.

[A]

Does it have a trump sticker?

[D]

It used to.

[A]

It needs one. You put one back on it and then it'll be a real Bubba truck. Yeah. Speaking of Bubbas. Mexican Bubbas. Yeah. Here he is, Tony Romo's dad from Ariel, the crowd pleaser, your favorite mind for Mario roman.

[B]

Buenos dias, Mr. Cool.

[A]

Buenos dias, El lobo. Just call me a lobo.

[B]

I will be very satisfied or proud for you to call me your brooder.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

This is fine time. You know, my son Antonio, he does the football games for the Columbia Broadcasting Sports. The company.

[C]

Right.

[B]

CBS and Gymnasts have a nice formula.

[A]

He and Jim Nance have a nice formula.

[B]

Formula together. They have a nicer chemistry. Chemistry, as you say, not like the science, like you need to do.

[C]

No, no personal.

[B]

Than the sodium sulfate powder. Make a volcano in your kitchen sink. That kind of a chemistry. Where they talk and then they talk together.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Take a turn.

[C]

They know where each other are going.

[A]

It's like Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

On commentators on the last Thursday night game in Wisconsin, near our old hometown of Burlington. The Fox boys. The Joe Buck. Joe Buck on the Troy Ackman.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

They have a night off. They come to watch the game.

[C]

Oh, did they?

[B]

And after the game, the horde of them. Joe on Troy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

On gymnast. He's such a nice man.

[C]

Is he?

[B]

And my son Antonio, what they do? They go out to see a dance recital.

[C]

A dance recital?

[B]

Yes. At an establishment called Fat Joe's.

[C]

I don't think that's a recital.

[B]

Burlington. A dance academy.

[C]

Dance academy. You can say dance academy.

[B]

Okay. With 40 cover.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Gotcha.

[C]

We understand.

[B]

And BYOB.

[A]

Dance Academy. Academy.

[B]

And they will. They will ice down your drinks. And Joe Baka, he. He bring three cases of the Heinekens. Now, you know, my Antonio is a meager light man. Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Heinekens is a bit heavy.

[A]

It is.

[B]

Which is fine because he's professional and.

[A]

His mother is Polish.

[B]

Yes. These. These make a problem when he drink the Heineken. Now that you mentioned others. Sort of like a. We say initiation. That they do for the new boy initiation only sports a team. And it doesn't matter if Espin has sent their boys. Tony will still be the new boy.

[A]

So this is the guys taking Tony to the dance club to break him in and initiate him to sportscasting.

[B]

Exactly. Nudie bar.

[C]

Got it. Now we get it.

[B]

If I tell you the truth of the matter.

[C]

I got. Thanks for being honest.

[B]

This is sort of a recital. They do wear costumes for the first song of their number.

[C]

We got it. We've been there. We know.

[B]

The initiation is they take Tony onto the stage and they duct tape him to a chair.

[C]

They duct taped him to a chair.

[B]

And then the girls will dance around him and take a charpie and write the names.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

On his chest, on his leg, on his arm and his face. Oh, that's not good. It's very fun. Everybody laugh and have a good time. Tony has begin to freak out a little bit.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And then he sees his table on the front row. His phone began to ring.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

And he's a partner gymnast. Is an excellent wing man.

[A]

You like? Yeah.

[B]

The answers they fall into. Says, no, he's not here. He's gone to the bathroom.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And he mouse at Tony. And this is how close they are already. Gary. He mouse without saying a word out. Like he says, he is your wife.

[A]

Yeah, we figured that.

[B]

And Tony freaked out.

[A]

He said it is your wife.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Even though could tap it to a chair.

[C]

Okay. He freaked out.

[B]

He raised his right arm just enough to grab a hold of the little AC dance.

[A]

No.

[B]

And he throw her 14 yards.

[C]

Really?

[B]

All the way to the DJ booth. And there are CDs and headphones.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Falling all over the place. So he break his arm off the chair and he throw the chair. The chair through the front plate glass window of the club.

[A]

Did the Asian dancer spin while she was in there?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Like in a high touch.

[B]

In a high touch.

[C]

Spiral.

[A]

Did the DJ catcher.

[B]

And cursing in Vietnamese all the way. Something about sweet potato dog. And all of the little. And it was early. It's only 11 o' clock central time. All of the little minor children from the neighborhood who come to stare in the window barely miss the chair coming through the window. And then here come the bouncers and Joe Baca say, Antonio, you are not so cool. And Joe Buckey, I don't know if you know this, but in public he always wear a big. A fuzzy homburg of what we would call in our culture a pimp hat.

[C]

No, he can't.

[E]

No.

[B]

Tony taking his hat off of his head. And he slapping him two times.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And he said fox sports socks. And he throw the hat.

[C]

Oh my gosh.

[B]

Into the toilet fight in the dancer's room. And all of the dancers are rolling crazy. And Tony is throwing Heineken's bullet rapid fires.

[C]

Boy, he's already thrown a dancer too.

[B]

He shoveled past Miller Light to the left and a Heineken to the right. His quarterback skills are still well intact, naturally. In fact, as soon as Jay Kootler fall down.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

In Miami.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I think they may look for a Romo on the scene.

[D]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Because you just can't deal with this Joe Buck.

[A]

No.

[B]

You know, thank goodness he gets to work with the gym nuns who can hold his Heineken. And he's a very good lip syncer.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. So he make it out this time.

[A]

I want to hear more about this in our number four. Coming up. Up. We're almost out of time. In this segment.

[B]

I will tell you, Brewer, what you want to know.

[A]

Good. I want more details. What a story. Hey. A 10F 150 Platinum four wheel drive, leather roof nav. Matt. This rig with 170,000 miles, I think it's worth 11 grand.

[B]

That's ridiculous.

[A]

11? Yeah, ridiculous if it's nice.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Hey, we had a fellow contest Texas this week.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

He's in the entertainment business. Old Stevenson producer kind of get. Not the producer, but anyway, the guy called, said, have you all ever done a listeners party? I was like, no.

[B]

New.

[A]

He's like, why don't we do a deal in Houston at the improv and have a listeners party?

[C]

That'd be so much fun.

[A]

I wonder if Tony Roman's dad would come. Of course, if we did it in Houston, we had to do it in Dallas too. Yeah, but do you think. Would y'.

[E]

All.

[A]

Would y' all go to Houston for it?

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Yeah. Hell, I got nothing going on. Okay.

[A]

That'd be fun. I'd enjoy that. 800-800-723, four hour number four is coming up. Can you imagine all the smart asses our fans would be in one room.

[C]

Or one place at one time.

[A]

I think it just be stand up night, open mic night.

[B]

Snarky bunch, right?

[A]

Pretty snarky bunch. Okay, give me the vin.com is where you go to get the bid on your car. We want to buy your car. We beat Carmax. If we don't, we owe you 100 bucks, period. In a story. Look at the reviews online. It's real. Our number four coming up pop podcast is on the line at 1 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[A]

If you miss our number four Houston, you can jump over to 97.5 and catch number four hour number four Dallas. We will see you next week. And everybody else, hang tight. From the Wolf Radio studios, us, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. So, Turley, y' all had a little football, middle school football action against my kids home team Joshua last night? Tuesday? Yeah, the seventh graders. Seventh and the eighth grade. Basically they scored 300 points combined and I think Joshua scored eight total out of all the teams. It was ugly. 46 to 8, 48 to nothing. 50 to nothing. 50. I mean, it was bad. Yeah, yeah. They're not known for their football. They're more known for academia. Maybe. Maybe. 14F250 with 54 leather roof. Nav. Doug, what color?

[D]

It's dark metallic green.

[A]

I like that.

[D]

With gold prim nerf bars, premium wheels, missing tires.

[A]

How many miles on the tires?

[D]

Well, I'm not real sure. I bought them. I bought them.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

On the truck already.

[A]

Okay. How long have you had the truck?

[D]

Two and a half years.

[A]

Forty grand.

[D]

Forty grand?

[A]

That's what I'm thinking. Power stroke? Of course, not a gas.

[D]

No, it is a gas burner.

[A]

That's a different deal. Back it up about 8,000 for gas. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me, let me look at it when we get off there. When he said that, like he, he was letting me know. 99% of those super duties are diesel. So if I ever make that mistake, understand, it's an honest one because I'm always just hitting them as diesels. Toyota to come with 100 on it. Four wheel drive, crew cab. Daniel, Is it S. Is it a SR5 or TRD or what?

[D]

It's a TRD TX edition.

[A]

14 grand.

[D]

So it's got the TRD wheel.

[A]

14 grand. 15 grand.

[D]

I have to double check on.

[A]

No, that. That's what I'll pay. 14 to 15 grand.

[D]

Yeah, I. I had a better offer.

[A]

So how much is it?

[D]

I had 17.

[A]

When? Where?

[D]

About a week ago at a dealership.

[A]

Why didn't you take it?

[D]

Because I'm weighing my options right there.

[E]

No.

[A]

Okay, well then if it's the TRD sport, it's worth more than what I was thinking. And that's why we need the VIN numbers. Go to. Give me the VIN.com. write it down there, what it takes and we'll try to buy it. Because I'm thinking if they put that much in and it's real, then it's. It's got more equipment than what I'm hearing on the radio. 800. 800. 7234. There's no way. Hey, Linda. 15 crossfire with 150,000 miles. I think he wrote the year model down because they didn't make a crossfire in 2015.

[D]

Yeah, it. It is. 2015 crossfire.

[C]

Happy Saturday.

[A]

Am I. Am I living? Am I in a dream? Am I a 15?

[D]

No, you're not cross. What it is.

[B]

Why is he getting the wax out of your ears?

[A]

J. I mean, I don't know. What.

[B]

What do you.

[A]

What do you. What do you nipping on this morning? You sound like you might be having.

[D]

What am I missing?

[A]

Nipping on. Nipping on.

[E]

No, I'm not missing at all.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It sounded to me like Tequila Sunrise.

[D]

2015. I'm sorry, what?

[A]

How many miles are on the 2015 Crossfire?

[D]

It's got 1, 5, 6, 2, 17 miles.

[B]

Oh, there's that whiskey.

[A]

Will you take 20,000 for it, Linda?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Because if you have a 2015 Chrysler.

[C]

Crossfire is what you're saying, right?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Built in model years 2004 to 2008.

[A]

If she has a 15, it's a very special car.

[C]

Very special.

[D]

Maybe it's a 1915.

[A]

And if. And if it has 150,000 thousand miles on it, that means that she's driven 75, 000 miles a year for the past two years.

[D]

No, I've only had it for a year.

[A]

And you have not been nipping. You sound a little crossfit. Maybe you sound a lot. You haven't had anything to drink this morning? Nothing?

[E]

No.

[A]

Just a little bit? Just a touch. Did you have a big night last night?

[D]

Yeah, I work nights at a bar.

[A]

What do you do?

[D]

I make burger. Flipper.

[A]

That's what they call it.

[B]

That's what they call it.

[A]

Flipper. Linda from Conroe.

[D]

Yeah, I work at Whataburger.

[A]

All right, well, I need two taquitos. I want sauteed onions. Onions and jalapenos. No cheese with bacon and extra bacon. How much will that be? Quick.

[C]

This morning, Mabel's an 05. And you've just put it.

[A]

I think it's an 05. I think it's a 05, Linda. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. She was on hold for a while, too. Well, that's why she got so drunk. So Tony Romo's dad was telling the story about Tony and Jim and all the. All the Joe Buck go to a strip bar and tie Tony up to a chair and start giving him a bachelor party type of initiation. And then Tony, his wife called. Tony freaks out and he throws one of the dancers, a little Vietnamese girl, 15 yards in a high tight spiral, right. One thing I caught about the story is while she was spinning all the way to the DJ booth, she said sweet potato dog. I don't understand what that that means, but the.

[B]

The Vietnamese language makes no sense to.

[A]

You and me, right?

[B]

But to her, she was saying something. Have you never seen Platoon? No, I mean, you can't translate.

[A]

How's it going?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, we got.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What did she say while she was spitting through the air?

[B]

Something about the village. I don't know.

[C]

Sweet potato dog is what you. Is what Romeo?

[B]

Ask. Ask. Romero.

[A]

Romero. You hear? There, There he is. There he is. What is this? A sweet potato dog?

[B]

This is from a translation.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

That was given to me by Jim himself. Yes. It means don't throw me.

[C]

Late.

[A]

It means don't throw me.

[B]

Yes. Well, what I wanted to tell you after we get. Because we cannot say this on the Dallas air. No, no, no, no. You know, because on the radio stations in Dallas they will never forget. But that Troy Amman.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Was he there?

[C]

Yeah, sir.

[B]

He's very, very much beautiful. Pothead.

[C]

No, he's not.

[B]

Yes, they were. They were all four high to the be Jesus bell. And so you can see Tony's alarm. He cannot take his marriage, Juana. No, no, it was a fun time.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But a calamitous time at that time.

[C]

Threw her in a high tide spiral.

[A]

So why is Tony not calling the cowboy games?

[B]

Well, on the cbs, the Columbia broadcast exposure horse, they have the. The afc. Ah, yes, there's the. The nfc, the real football. And then the as is the Dolphins on Steelers.

[A]

Because it would be great to hear Tony call a cowboy game because he knows so much about the packages and.

[B]

The sort of beats patriots.

[A]

I believe he's gonna be calling the Thanksgiving game against the Chargers.

[C]

Oh, that'd be awesome.

[B]

Yes, they are. That'd be fun. They are for the fake of football.

[A]

Did y' all know know that we had a suite at the Ranger game ready to go, cocktailed up, buffet all set up.

[E]

Nice.

[A]

And they forgot to tell us about it. Oh, CBS on. On Memorial Day Monday.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And he called me Tuesday. He said, why weren't y' all there? I said, why didn't you tell us?

[B]

Are you mad about that, I guess he is. I'm a little pe.

[A]

They really have it. Are they just kind of like one of those things? Because we planned it last spring and we picked the date last spring, but that was last spring. And, you know, I can't remember anything. And he didn't call me and say, hey, we're sending the tickets. He never sent the tickets, by the way. He's like, where are the tickets? I like. I didn't see tickets. I called Connie. You think Connie would have missed a Ranger tickets? No, there were no tickets brought. He's like, it was $4,000 worth of gear wasted. Wasted. And I'm like, that's your problem. Yeah, let's make it up with a cowboy.

[B]

Sweet.

[A]

I'll be there tomorrow. Really? Are you really? Okay, that's what I thought.

[B]

Next time we do a deal like that, all grouped up together.

[A]

Yeah. Because I wanted to take everyone. Now I'm going to the cowboy suite, the CBS cowboy suite tomorrow. But I only have two, you know, myself, my wife. I wanted to. The Ranger deals. 20 people. Yeah.

[B]

I can't wait for you guys to meet my girl, man.

[A]

All right.

[B]

She's awesome. You're gonna love her.

[A]

Do you mean to just take her instead of my wife tomorrow? I don't know, Sweet potato dog.

[C]

I don't think you do.

[A]

Is that her nickname?

[B]

Nope. Sweet potatoes. Her name is Jelly.

[A]

Chris Espadia. Espada. What city?

[B]

What city, gorgeous?

[D]

What city?

[A]

What city you be.

[D]

I'm in Houston.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Firecracker.

[A]

Is it a dually?

[D]

No, it's not.

[A]

So we have a 10 old body style F350 110 on the clock four wheel drive, FX4 diesel.

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Cloth, right.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Long bed. If it's a 350.1ton single wheel, average, rougher clean.

[D]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Average rougher clean condition.

[D]

Oh, it's clean.

[A]

I'm a 15, 16, maybe 17 grand guy.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yep. I need see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get it bought. I'm gonna put leather in that truck. Spend another thousand. Put leather in it. Hell yeah. It just makes all the difference. Difference in the world. These trucks, when they don't have the gear and they have miles on them. People. The gear is leather nav. Roof screen 14F150FX4 with 94 wheel drive, leather roof nav. Rob Houston no flood 14 last year. The old body style, is it a platinum? No, it's FX4.

[D]

It's the FX4 with the FX5 package.

[A]

It's right around 20 GS.

[D]

20?

[A]

Yep, maybe 22. Load it up. Give me the VIN. Do corn.com. don't go to that.

[C]

God knows what you find.

[A]

Hey, Lufkin, an 08 Pilot with a buck fifty on. It's worth two, maybe three grand. No, it's. It's 08. So that's the first year of the new body style. Yeah, I'll give three grand. I may give four.

[D]

All right, sir. I appreciate it.

[A]

Yeah. All right, all right, all right. I love do's voice. Our auctioneer. Give me more. Do auctioneer. Chance.

[C]

Same guy all in the background.

[A]

She was a what? Sweet potato dog. Oh, no.

[C]

Sweet potato.

[A]

Yeah, I, I, we play the show on the simulcast. Right before we get started, the show starts and we just run a replay of the show on the previous one. Yeah, the simulcast is for, for the dealers.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And then when it's auction time, we unplug it. I get on, I put a headset on like, Like a Tony promo call in a cobble game.

[B]

Right, right.

[A]

And then I'm announcing with my co announcer, Doak Lambert, who coming from the Barrett Jackson classic a car auction, and he's the auctioneer. Now, when I slap at a hose.

[C]

Yeah. Big hose, rubber hose.

[A]

Sometimes that confuses the buyers. They say here, slapping the hose. So until the dog says, says assault by Texas law, the, the colors are not assault. I can slap in the hose all day long and I can yell, sell to that. Sell to that. Seller that. But until the dog says a seller that, it ain't sold.

[B]

You know, Senior wolf. Yes, you do. Very good espanol impersonacion. You almost sound like, like a person from Guadalajara.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

When you say sell that beach.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It sounds very authentic. I want to sell something. It's very convincing.

[A]

Sell of that. How does it go, Turley? I don't. Do I need to do it in a, in a Spanish voice Tuesday. Yeah, exactly.

[D]

Sell that.

[A]

Sell that. I'm slapping a mic.

[B]

Slap of the hose.

[A]

Cuz I have a big. I have like a rubber hose. It's about an inch in diameter.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

Everybody says this.

[A]

And I.

[C]

All right, moving on.

[A]

And I slap the hose on the auction block. And that's what that crack you're hearing. But in person, it sounds like a 410 going off. I heard like, sounds like you hurt your hose here. Ouch. At the end, I said, oh. Because sometimes when I slap it to hose, it flips back and hits in my arms. It hurts like a sweet potato dog. Word. Of the day.

[B]

That's so ridiculous.

[A]

Sweet potato dog. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, who you be?

[D]

Hi, my name is Cheryl and I live in Beaumont and I listen to you guys. Number one, they just make me laugh. But number two, I, I two months ago was gonna call and get online and send my VIN number to my car. I just didn't do it. And well, it's been totaled by the flood. Okay, so I'm curious, without me having.

[A]

A VIN number, just what year, what year is it?

[D]

Okay, it's a 99 convertible Mustang.

[A]

Is it an eight or six cylinder? Eight. So it's a GT 99.

[D]

How many miles were on was 180.

[A]

The answer?

[D]

35Th anniversary edition.

[A]

The answer is be quiet and take their offer.

[D]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[A]

No.

[D]

Oh, I did.

[A]

Okay, because.

[D]

Oh, I did. They gave me more than I thought.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. Because no matter what they say, it's some, some guy looking in a book out and the book out can't even figure out this mild out old ass car. And anything that comes out of their mouth is going to be more than it was worth. I hope they gave you 3,500 for it. What'd they give you for it?

[D]

They gave me three.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah, they gave me three. And I have a $500 deductible.

[A]

Yeah, you got 2,500 for a $500 car you got. I mean, I'm sure you would rather still have the car and not have the flood. Did your house get knocked out too?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, totaled. We lost two vehicles. We're down to one.

[A]

And what did they do with your home situation? What do you get paid on that? Were you renting or did you own it?

[D]

I don't know. I own it. And we don't know yet because we don't have flood insurance. I was right off a pine out.

[A]

Of bayou and is fema. Has FEMA made you an offer?

[D]

Not yet. I just left the FEMA office and I'm still under. I'll have an adjustment or within the.

[A]

Next two weeks based off of other people in your similar situation. What have their. What, what have they been getting offered?

[D]

They'll max you out at 33,000 regardless of the home, the size or the value.

[A]

Okay, let's figure you're going to get 30, $30,000. And what do you do then? Can you. Do you strip the. Have you already stripped the floors and the walls?

[D]

Yes, yes. We're down to the guts. I mean we've got all the Sheetrocks out All the floors are out. We're working on that ugly popcorn ceiling. Getting that off.

[A]

Might as well take it out while you're in there and.

[D]

Exactly. I hate that ceiling. And we've got. We left one potty in one shower. My husband insists on living out there in a couple weeks.

[A]

Yeah, where are you living right now?

[D]

There in a couple weeks. And I live at a friend's house. She took us in and needed.

[A]

What a mess.

[D]

Very kind, very kind.

[A]

I'm so sorry that you had to go through that. You know, we flew, we flew a lot of supplies into Beaumont Airport. Tons. I don't know if you came up with that.

[D]

Well, I did and that is just awesome. Well, that is just awesome. And we appreciate it. Thank you so very much.

[A]

Needed to be done. And then it happened again in Florida and now we're doing it in Puerto Rico. But this time since, you know, Puerto Rico's 900 miles off of Florida. So we can't ask the pilots. We're not, we're not endorsing. They're asking us. They want to go and like I'm not endorsing any of it because that's just too far of a run over the ocean. So we're, we got a donation from major league baseball and a million bucks and we're hiring cargo planes, like big ones to move tons of supplies out of Tampa Bay International to San Jose. But you know what it costs per plane on those 747s?

[C]

No.

[A]

200.

[D]

Oh, I can even imagine.

[A]

$20,000. What? $220,000 per.

[D]

Does that include the fuel?

[A]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. That's about a dollar a pound is what it. About 70 cents a pound. Cuz the 747 can move a ridiculous amount. But yeah, I mean, so that's four airplane. The million dollars will load four airplanes.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Hey, thanks for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio strip club.

[D]

What's up Johnny Wolf?

[A]

I gotta put you on hold because I gotta go to break. You remember how that works? Hang tight, we'll be right back.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf show. And be sure be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe has.

[F]

Been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website givemetheven.com, because he can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Who is this band? You don't know?

[B]

Hold on, hold on. Take 80s John Cay and the Beaver Brown man. No, no.

[A]

You have no idea, dude.

[B]

I'm right on the verge of it.

[A]

J.D.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Redken, England, Dan. It's not England, Dan.

[A]

No. England is a fish. Is a big English. English beat. Ethan Moss. 14 up to 3:50. Platinum with 97 leather roof. Nav. What color? Silver. 37 grand. 36 grand. 36 grand.

[D]

That's an excellent shape.

[A]

Yeah, it's got 97,000 miles. I'm all over it like a cheap suit, I think.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

37.

[A]

36.

[D]

36.

[C]

Okay. Thank you.

[E]

Strip.

[A]

What you got, dog?

[D]

John, I got a problem, man. It's your fault.

[A]

What? What?

[D]

You turned my mother into an addict.

[A]

Like a heroin addict.

[D]

A car addict.

[A]

A car addict. Okay, well, how did that happen?

[D]

Yeah, well, for you listeners that don't know, I'm the one running your cars down here in South Louisiana, okay? My drive team currently consists of me and Mama Lil.

[A]

Okay? And a dog. Dog named Bo. Yeah.

[D]

Every morning she wakes up. We have any runs today? We have any runs today? We have any runs today? Every Saturday morning she wakes up at 8:45 and puts the radio on to make sure she doesn't miss the show. She makes me crank the radio up so loud my ears are bleeding just to listen to you. You've turned my mother into a dog play wolf addict.

[A]

So she likes the gig?

[D]

She loves the gig.

[A]

Is she still nursing?

[D]

No, she's retired.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that. Well, you know, knowing you the way I know you, and knowing her the way I know her, she's always. I feel safer the fact that she's with you and helping make good decisions when it comes time to pick up and inspect these cars. Because I bet.

[D]

Oh, she loves it. She's like a crack addict.

[A]

Did y' all sell that camper yet? Yet?

[D]

No, we still haven't sold it. We're still looking for sale.

[A]

But you got an offer from my RV guy and you didn't take it.

[D]

We never got an offer from you.

[A]

Nah, nah.

[B]

Yeah you did.

[A]

Yeah, you did. It was just too low. I, I, I, we have an in house RV guy. Not in house, he's external. Actually, we push all of our RV leads to him. RV customers and we push all of our motorcycle customers to the motorcycle pro. And if send me an email with the pictures and the year model and all that stuff and I'll push it to him again. And you will get an offer from him. There's no doubt.

[D]

Sounds good, John. Come on, ladies and gentlemen, give a call right now. 1-800-800-radio. 800-800-radio. 800-807-2234. The man with the player to put cash in your hand. He won't lowball your ride. Give a call. It's John Clay War.

[A]

Thank you. That guy.

[C]

He is man, he is so much fun.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, it's you, how you doing? Hey, what you got?

[D]

Hey, I've got a 2014 Chevy Silverado LTZ custom package from Southern Comfort. Black widow edition.

[A]

Four wheeler, two, four, four wheeler, two wheel drive.

[D]

Four wheel drive.

[A]

How many miles?

[D]

LTC.

[A]

Sounds pretty. First of all, I like Southern Comfort. Where is that, is that Alabama? Where are the, where, where's that company located? Okay. Does it have the cladding on the side or did they just paint?

[D]

No, it's got the, like the molding. Yeah, that's a big square one. Not the little round ones. It's got the hood scoop. Deco on. Deco on it.

[A]

28 to 30,000. I wrote down 30,000, but I don't know off the top of my head, the 67,000 miles is slowing me down. Does it have a sunroof?

[D]

61,000. Yeah, it's over 60.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[D]

No, it does not. It does have all the other belts.

[A]

Will you go to get, give me the vin.com and let me see some pictures of this thing.

[D]

Sure, I can do that.

[A]

The computer's gonna throw you a number that's that, that's lower than what we're talking about because it's not adding for the Southern Comfort conversion. It can't do it. It doesn't know, you know. But yeah, after we get off the air, I'm gonna look at this car and I'll email you an offer letter.

[D]

Okay, thanks.

[A]

What's, what city? What's the city?

[D]

I mean Lafayette, Louisiana.

[A]

Laugh. I know exactly. We have a drop center right behind the Harley Davidson, Louisiana, over in Scott.

[D]

Yeah, I Know exactly where that spot's at.

[A]

Thanks, man. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Amarillo. Good morning, Abilene. Good morning, Wichita Falls. Good morning, Arkansas. Good morning, Baton Rouge and New Orleans and Laffey and Lake Cherry. Charles in Houston. Yes, yes, it's football Saturday. And yes, yes, I, too, wish that the college teams would play in lieu of the NFL teams tomorrow.

[C]

Now, somebody said that you put something up on Facebook about not watching NFL. Are you protesting, John?

[A]

I'm not protesting. I just didn't want to. I really. Last Sunday, I just never turned it on. I did not want to. Some great games, man. I did watch the Cowboy game on Monday night, and that was a great game.

[C]

Did you watch the big. The beginning?

[A]

No.

[D]

One?

[C]

Okay. You just tuned in when the ball game started.

[A]

Obviously. That's all on the news. All you have to do, if you're just so worried about it, just don't tune until the beginning of the game. And the same goes for this show. If you're offended, please change the channel and put it on Barry Manilow Station. There was some good games last week. This weekend, there's really only one that's going to be worthwhile. Denver versus the Raiders. That'll be. I think that'll be worthwhile watching Denver versus the Raiders. Turley says it. He thinks it might be worthwhile watching.

[C]

Somebody said that somebody caught Jerry Jones chasing down the cameraman to make sure he got video of him kneeling.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

Yeah. Make sure you get that now, you understand? What's the most you've ever paid for a truck, John? Most you ever pay? Crazy.

[A]

Just a pickup truck. 75,000.

[C]

Okay. How about the new Ford, worth 94 coming off the lot. We're not $94,000. Have you seen this? The new F150. Have you seen it? It looks like it's a F150 or 250.

[A]

It's got to be a 250.

[C]

Hold on.

[A]

I'm sorry. R350.

[C]

Super Duty. Yeah, I guess. 250, but still. 94, 000. Who?

[A]

They're not that far off of that now. I mean, like last year, they're 85. So now.

[C]

Jesus.

[A]

It's not new.

[C]

It's been happening, you know. I paid over 50 for 1 back in 04. And I thought I was. It was crazy. I thought. Thought it was a Brock star because it was nuts for that kind of money.

[A]

What did I buy?

[B]

Eight.

[C]

Fourteen. Eight. Something like that.

[A]

Yeah. Hell of an investment.

[C]

Yeah, it was a great automobile.

[A]

Great investment.

[C]

It Was man money went straight to hell.

[A]

Speaking of good rides, we had a good one this week.

[C]

What you got?

[A]

I don't have my paper though. I don't know where it is. I got it in my phone here. Hold on a second.

[C]

What were you driving? Were you driving it?

[A]

Yeah, I drove it Alexis.

[C]

Of course you are.

[A]

One second here rc. Now, now it's time for the ride of the week. Oh boy. Lexus RCF coupe. You know it's a. It really reminds me, I mean cars have come so far but they're still fundamentally the same. Lexus was way ahead, ahead of the bell curve on the luxury coupe back in 94 when the SC came out. Yeah.

[C]

When you say luxury is it. It got whistles and bells or is it just way drives?

[A]

It's RC200T. You know it's just bad to the bone. It's not a hot rod. This is 53 grand. It's just a great big beautiful coupe. But it's not a hundred thousand dollars like the Mercedes cost or the BMW cost. It's 50 and, and it's the F sport package which gives it the 10 spoke wheels and all the looks really nice. It really looks good. I. Charlie, did you enjoy it? Yeah, it's nice. It's. You know like I said it's not the true F sport that's got the huge horsepower and everything but it's got the look. It's got that look. Yeah. I mean it's that dark blood red tan interior grand.

[C]

Those are a good deal.

[A]

When you pull up in this car it demands attention.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh yeah. They think it's something real fast now. Speaking of, we bought a R8 Audi. I never drive the hot rod cars. We get them all the time. The fancy, the 100 granders. And I never ever drive them cuz I don't want to screw anything up. But this one got delivered to the office and I don't want them to deliver them to the office because I will drive them. You're tempted? Absolutely. It's like throwing a hamburger in front of me. I'm going to eat it and.

[C]

Or something sexy.

[A]

I put about 300 miles on it but I was.

[C]

How many miles per hour did you put on it?

[A]

About 153.

[B]

Jesus.

[A]

And it had plenty more to go.

[C]

It was even topped out.

[A]

I think it had gone 190. Oh yeah. It felt good at 153 too.

[C]

It didn't feel like it was hanging.

[A]

Yeah. What else you got baby? No, it was cool. But what was interesting is On a Saturday night, coming back from the lake where there's drunk people in cars.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

They were really expressing their emotions on the car.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Hey, Nolan, are you here? Get in the mud. Do you remember those guys yelling at us in the car that night?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

What were they saying?

[C]

Maybe he didn't repeat that in the.

[A]

In the hot rod. The supercar we were in. Remember we were sitting at the light and they were hollering at us and taking pictures and video. Do you remember that?

[E]

Start the engine.

[C]

Start the engine.

[A]

No, rev the engine. Rep the engine.

[C]

Rev the engine. Rev the engine.

[E]

Like the rom. Rom thing.

[C]

So they loved it.

[B]

They loved it.

[A]

We'll be back.

[B]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[F]

Claywolf.Com [e-mail], not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[B]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Just living on a Sunday morning.

[E]

Got my torch and Tina, woman, I just thought she's back.

[A]

Oh, here and now. Linda, good morning. Good morning. How are you?

[D]

Kind of frustrated.

[A]

About what?

[E]

Why are you laughing?

[A]

No, I'm just wondering what's up. I mean, you just picked up the phone and you called us. What's on your mind?

[D]

I've been trying to tell y' all about my car, and it's a beautiful car. And y' all just keep laughing at me and calling me drunk and everything.

[E]

And.

[D]

I'm really serious.

[A]

But, Linda, Chrysler did not make a crossfire in 2015. It didn't happen.

[E]

No. 2005.

[A]

Yeah. But I can play the recording back for you from earlier when you called. You were swearing up and down. It was a 2015, and that's why we were laughing.

[D]

I'm sorry. I know it had a five in it. It's 2005. And it's really beautiful and perfect.

[C]

And you swear you've had.

[A]

Huh?

[C]

And you swear you've had nothing to drink, Alcohol.

[D]

No, I don't swear that, but okay.

[A]

There you go.

[D]

I am really curious.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Okay. You're slurring your words, darling.

[C]

Heavily.

[D]

Okay. I'm sorry about that.

[B]

I think it's charming.

[A]

I mean I'm not. You don't have to apologize, but I mean I. I work night. You're blowing a one, three. You're blowing a three, zero. Just through the phone. Yeah.

[C]

Don't drive anywhere, please.

[A]

Does it.

[D]

No, I'm not driving. I'm about to go to bed.

[A]

What have you been drinking?

[E]

I'm sorry?

[A]

What have you been drinking? Beer. Beer? What kind of beer? Natty Ladies Light.

[D]

Miller Light.

[A]

Miller Light. I like Miller Light. Where do you live?

[D]

Conro.

[A]

Conro?

[C]

Cool.

[B]

Good old Conro.

[A]

It's only three and a half hours. JD do you want make a run down there and party with before. Before the first kickoff?

[C]

Yeah, we can do it.

[A]

We can be there. Linda, listen darling. 150,000 mile whopped up crossfire owned by a drunk is going to be worth $300 cuz it's going to have whiskey dents on every edge of it. And no, probably hadn't changed the oil.

[E]

Doesn'T have a mark on it.

[D]

The only problem with my convertible is it don't convert.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

And that's Linda, ladies and gentlemen.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[A]

We're lying here with Linda on our show. Linda, your convertibles worth 500. 500.

[B]

And that's a lot of Miller lines.

[A]

Raul. Go to givemetheven.com Raul. Raul. Raw 14 Platinum, two wheel drive, crew cab, leather roof, nav 43, 000 miles. I like the miles. Okay, so what color is it?

[D]

It's a silver black leather interior.

[A]

What city?

[D]

Down in League City, Houston.

[A]

Flood or no flood?

[D]

No flood.

[A]

No, no flood. You see? Has no flood.

[B]

No floods.

[D]

That Tonneau cover on it, it's got the power running boards, got DVD player in it, new tires ready to go.

[A]

What kind of tires?

[D]

What was that? Oh, Cooper.

[A]

Okay. And it's a plat, right?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. I'm gonna build this thing in my computer because I want to make sure I hit it right. It has a moonroof and it has a rear DVD and it has 43,000 miles. And it's silver, sir. Okay. My number was right. Exactly what I was thinking. $29,000.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Probably would go to 30 if we had to.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And your payoff's 34.

[D]

What's that?

[A]

What's your payoff?

[D]

Oh, shoot. It's only like 20, but I'm trying to do something else. I know I can I just didn't want to deal with selling it, you know, Craigslist or something like that.

[A]

Well, I'm. I mean if you get a check from me that you can take straight to the bank for 30 grand. Well, actually I have to pay the car off so you wouldn't get a check for 30. You get a check for the. Anyway, you understand the math. We pay off the difference. Does 30 not buy it?

[D]

No, because I saw trade ins at like 33.

[A]

Yeah, see, everybody sees things. But, but the, the car dealer ads and the car dealer, it's all BS dude. The whole thing is set up on bs. Car dealers, they all lie so much. The black book mailer. Bring your car in, we'll give you 30. They're not going to give you anything. They're going to give you 28. They're going to move the numbers around. They just lie, lie, lie, massage. So do this. Go through all the stuff you need to do and then come back and see us when you're done getting real, getting lied to and you want to just turn it into money and not have to get screwed around. And I'll do that. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it.

[D]

This day and age.

[C]

I just thought everybody understood the dealer game of, of giving you more for your trade to get you into the next car than you roll that money into the next car. I thought everybody knew that, but apparently I'm wrong.

[A]

Sometimes they don't. Yeah, in I may even go 31.

[D]

Maybe.

[A]

Maybe. Okay, but that's the money. I mean, but yeah, but they're not gonna go. So they're not going to give you 33 for the truck when that's what they're gonna to retail it or they're going to ask retail for it?

[C]

No, not at all.

[A]

Average profit on a used car transaction from a franchise dealer in the United States of America. The profit between cost and sale price is 800 bucks. No, no, no, it's 1200 bucks.

[C]

1200.

[A]

Now they make more money than that cuz they sell you the warranty and then they get the financing profit, right?

[C]

They get that money and they get.

[A]

The mop and glop and the etch and the wheel warranty and all the crap and it winds up being 3,000. But the profit between what they paid for it and what they sold it for is 1200 bucks.

[C]

1200 bucks.

[A]

Okay, so how the hell are they going to go get 33?

[C]

They're not. They're going to roll that money into the other vehicle. They can play the shuffle game.

[A]

Linda is partying her ass off.

[C]

She sure is. She works at Whataburger. But she, she likes. She parties, man. She admitted it, Bobo.

[A]

Our next contestant on the Dating Game is Linda.

[C]

Tell them what they won.

[A]

Linda has.05 Crossfire with 160 on it. She likes to drink about five in the morning till noon. On the weekends she works at Whataburger. She's very attractive, only has one tattoo. But she has a terrible sense of time in what year it is.

[B]

Well, that's understandable. I mean, I personally, I would be able to overlook all that.

[E]

Uh huh.

[B]

Of course.

[C]

Of course you would.

[B]

The best thing we can do in this life, in this world, is what is to forgive, J.D.

[C]

Love and forgive. Yeah, complete forgiveness. Especially when she's gonna party with you.

[A]

Bobo, in your lifetime, how many times have you been actively. Still partying as the sun rose?

[B]

Oh, gosh, you know, I work nights for years.

[A]

Years.

[B]

There are bars that open up at 7am for night shifters.

[A]

I have never been in one of those establishments. Is that entertaining?

[D]

Quite.

[A]

Is it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you get there at 7am and you. You see a different. Different set of people than you would normally see. Oh yeah. In their mind, is it 11?

[B]

These are working people? Sure, you bet. Guys and G. They just got off.

[A]

You see it over in Fort Worth by the plant a lot? Sure.

[B]

Playing ball.

[C]

Nice shift. They just party at a different time.

[B]

Drinking whiskey.

[A]

You miss those days?

[B]

Having a ball?

[A]

Where did you work nights?

[B]

I might miss those days if I remembered those days.

[A]

Where did you work nights?

[B]

I worked at a couple of factories. I worked nights for years.

[A]

Did you, when you lived with the three gay guys, what were their names?

[B]

Todd, Johnny and James. Upstairs it was Todd's house. Todd's house, yes.

[A]

And did. Was that during the night work? Work, Bill?

[B]

No, no, I was still in radio back then.

[A]

So you lived with three gay men, right? I had a swimming pool.

[B]

Well, there's a circumstance too, you know, I mean, I. I had to move out of where I was. Found a cheap place to rent, fabulous house.

[A]

Fabulous. Fabulous.

[C]

It was fabulous.

[B]

Had to wet.

[A]

Well, you know. But weren't you paying one of them to do your laundry?

[B]

I did, yeah.

[A]

Do you think you could pull that off in this day and age? Or would it be, could I pull it off? What year are you talking.

[B]

Oh, you mean paying the. The young guy to do my laundry? Yeah, he's, you know, I'm creating jobs.

[A]

I mean, why should he be doing your laundry?

[B]

Well, at the time I Had no idea how to do it my damn self.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And he's good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

He had chemicals, man. He had shout. He did an oxiclean. Way before I ever heard of oxiclean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean my socks were stuck. Spotless.

[A]

What was the. Was the house cleaner than most homes you've lived in?

[B]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They tend to be. And I don't think this is sexist at all. Fairly immaculate people with their worldly possessions.

[C]

True.

[B]

Now of course, straight guy going in. There's a little trepidation on my part.

[C]

Why?

[B]

And there were. There were weird times. Why they used to get together. I don't know if it was Tuesday or Wednesday nights. I'd come home from the radio station like. Like six in the evening.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And they'd all be dressed up for drag night.

[C]

Ah yes.

[B]

At the gay bar. So I learned on Wednesday nights not to come home till round nine. They were already gone till the place was empty.

[E]

Got you.

[B]

Cuz they're, you know. And I'm not being prejudiced whatsoever.

[C]

Was that hard for you to see or is it uncomfortable?

[B]

A little uncomfortable.

[E]

Really.

[C]

I had a girlfriend. Took.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz that's not a woman.

[C]

That's Tom, the guy I'm with. You I'm with. I've been to. I've been in the gay club.

[B]

Some gay men make pretty good looking women.

[A]

I went into a tranny bar on Bourbon street on my bachelor or somebody's bachelor weekend. Maybe it's mine. And I didn't know where I was for a little while.

[C]

Yeah. Some of them.

[A]

I didn't realize what I'd walked into. I just wasn't quite sure. Sure. But it was late and I wasn't all there.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

But once I realized we moved on down the road quickly. You gotta watch out with these things. Perception, boys and girls.

[B]

For the record, that was a circumstance where my first wife had left me. And I'm in this big place I really couldn't afford and I just moved out and got a place to live and full circle. Now 20 years later, she has come back in drag.

[A]

No.

[B]

She's a firecracker, man. So far so good.

[A]

Are y' all living together?

[B]

No, no, she. She lives way far away.

[A]

So you're back with your first wife?

[B]

Been hanging around quite a bit.

[C]

Just the one that just kind of vanished.

[A]

God, I would.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I could never imagine. I would, I would, I would, I would. It's just not on my radar. But I'm glad it worked out for you. Whatever makes you happy, Bobo.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

If you're happy, you're like, you know, keeping you happy and keeping you straight is really our. Our goal in life. It's not hurt, right? Yeah. It makes sense. Makes for a better show. It makes the listeners happy, and that's what we're here to do. Remember to donate to Operation airdrop on the John Clay Wolf show page or the Operation airdrop Facebook page. We're hauling stuff to Puerto Rico, saving people's lives. My name is John Clay Wolf, and we'll buy your [e-mail] locker out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.