#118 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #118 (February 13, 2026)

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Episode Overview

Theme:
Lively, uncensored talk radio centered on cars, sports (with heavy Texas/Oklahoma flavor), tales of personal mishap, wild banter, and listener call-ins—set in the anything-goes atmosphere of a weekend morning show. John Clay Wolfe and his crew engage in witty repartee, car deals on-air, poking fun at themselves and each other, plus running commentary on current headlines and their own embarrassing or hilarious life experiences.

Tone:
Rowdy, irreverent, often self-deprecating, full of regional Texas/Oklahoma humor, with conversational tangents and “characters” like “Randy the Chipmunk,” “Uncle Roy,” and others.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Car Buying on the Radio

• Core Segment:

  • Listeners call in to get on-the-spot purchase offers for their cars, trucks, and other vehicles. John Clay Wolfe (JCW) fields questions about price, condition, payoff amounts, and offers real-time deals—often negotiating hard while bantering with the caller.
  • The process is plugged often: “Go to GiveMeTheVin.com, put in your VIN and photos, and get a fast offer.”

• Funny Example Calls:

  • Negotiating with Grandpa’s truck:
    • [08:11-09:12] Caller wants $4,500 for a 2000 Yukon XL—JCW negs him to $3,000.
    • JCW: “So he’s a crotchety old bastard. It’s the crotchety old Bastard show…”
  • Rare car haggling:
    • [41:03-41:48] Caller claims someone wants to pay $15k for a salvage-title Mitsubishi Evo; JCW quips, “Have you ever been laid? I don’t think so.”
  • Listener Offers & Quick Deals:
    • A string of callers get direct, sometimes rapid-fire offers (“Four grand,” “Mid-20’s,” “Thousand bucks,” “Does 23 buy it?”)—often with a side of humor or critique.

• On Process & Reality:

  • JCW admits the profit margin is slim (~$300/car avg), and jokes about the pain when the market “turns” and they “bleed out” money.
  • [147:02-150:24] Insightful, vulnerable discussion on the risk and stress of the business:
    • “Every year when the market turns… It happens like a thunderstorm … it just pops on you.”
    • A candid look at big profits vs. big losses and the hustle behind the scenes.

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2. Show Personalities & Banter

• Randy the Chipmunk:
  • A recurring character wrongly called a squirrel by listeners, taking offense:
    • [01:14-01:13] Comedy about Randy being a notorious chipmunk who “does not gamble on sports.”
• Bobbo’s (the sidekick) Rough Week:
  • [03:41-06:17] Bobbo details his own misfortunes—falling down drunk, possibly concussed, with a history that includes “hitting his dick at a Joe Walsh concert.”
  • Running joke: “He needs to sue Alcoholics Anonymous, not the NFL.”
• On Breakups & Booze:
  • [152:23-154:11] Bobbo shares his heartbreak: ex-wife returns then vanishes again; he self-medicates with rotgut vodka and later whiskey.
  • Candid, darkly funny talk about alcoholism, depression, and falling “off the wagon”—with the crew alternating between joke and genuine concern.
  • [154:29-166:01] Post-show, Bobbo discusses drinking, his mother’s “intervention,” and brushes with mortality—mixing pathos and comedy.
• Caller Stories:
  • [20:09-21:32] Caller Joanna, still tipsy from the previous night, talks about a booty call in Richardson, TX, giving a forthright step-by-step on how she texts and knocks to gain entrance (“I’m bringing my ass!”).
• Regulars like Uncle Roy, DJ Pre K, and character bits add to the chaos, often providing ethnic humor (e.g., “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” guessing games), and zany workplace stories.

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3. Sports & Texas/Oklahoma Rivalry

• State Fair and Big Games:
  • [02:20-03:16] Long riff on the Texas State Fair’s ridiculous food (e.g., “burger with funnel cakes for buns”), and OU-Texas game at the Cotton Bowl.
  • [35:37-35:58] Discussion on the rivalry, betting spread, and sports culture.
• Sports Headlines:
  • [52:05-52:56] Ezekiel Elliott’s suspension; JCW’s exasperation with the Dallas Cowboys and preference for the Eagles.
  • [72:54-74:46]: Controversy as Jerry Jones threatens to bench Cowboys who kneel for the anthem.
• Degenerate Sports Picks Segment:
  • [139:00-144:55] JCW and Turley bet on regional college/NFL games, riffing on odds, betting woes, and local teams’ chances.
  • Notable quote on betting:
    • “The golden hurricane [Tulsa] is no good this year. The golden shower is no good this year.”
• Top-10 Texas vs. Oklahoma Differences:
  • [96:13-98:03] Comedy bit (“Best water in Texas: the Gulf of Mexico; Oklahoma: Uncle Jimmy’s above ground pool…”).

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4. Wacky, Topical, & Edgy Riffs

• Conspiracy Theories & Satire:
  • [10:35-13:05] Satirical speculation on Las Vegas shooting: “Did Hillary Clinton do it?” … “Alex Jones, are you here?” / “She makes her own ammunition!”
• Race & Stereotype Games:
  • [32:15-34:50] “America’s Favorite Game Show: White, Black, Latino or Other?”— An absurd guessing game about a North Carolina weed bust.
• Strange Listener Tales:
  • [104:02-106:29] Caller wants to dump his car after an odd road rage story involving a nursing-home escapee.
• Sex & Swinger Discussions:
  • [27:10-28:22] JCW’s friend gets propositioned by a state trooper whose wife is a housekeeper — “Swingers. There’s a whole subculture that enjoys watching their wife with other men … I watched it happen in Jamaica.”
• Riffs on online privacy, paranoia, and old-school vs. new-school car selling process:
  • [45:55-46:05]
    • JCW: “Have you noticed every single one of them [paranoid about VIN numbers online] is 61 years old and a white male?”
• Pop culture & politics:
  • [121:46-123:50] Satire of President Trump referring to the “President of the Virgin Islands”; broader joking about political figures, celebrity candidates (Mark Cuban, Mickey Mouse), the first lady, and Hollywood scandals (Harvey Weinstein).
  • [125:00-125:53] Airs the notorious Weinstein sting audio, then debates why “this guy?” is targeted—“It’s been happening since the dawn of film.”

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5. Memorable Audio & Satirical Song Bits

• Axl Rose Gospel Parody:
  • [116:12-119:15] “Axl sings the hymns” bit (Axl Rose voice singing “Take me down to Nazareth City” and “Sweet Son of God”).
• Mailer-Order Brides in Politics:
  • [65:58-67:34] “Rush Limbaugh” impression on the rising popularity of “Eastern European mail order brides” in politics, riffing off Melania Trump.
• Mariachi Metal Segment:
  • [79:11-81:31] Bobbo introduces “marriage mariachis,” with joking about his love of mariachi metal bands.

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6. User Questions, Software, and Industry Insights

• Car Offer Tech Talk:
  • [43:39-44:55] JCW touts new website features: “Plug in your license plate and we’ll auto-fetch your VIN for instant bid.”
  • [44:23-45:53] Wonders why people go to great pains to cover up license plates in photos—“with that VIN, we know their whole life story”—but really only care about the car.
• Dealing with Problem Cars:
  • [54:50-55:18] “Trick photographs” submitted by sellers to hide bad paint and flaws.
  • [58:42-58:56] Admits emissions deletes in diesel trucks make resale nearly impossible due to legal restrictions.

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7. Genuine Vulnerability & Closing Notes

• Life Struggles:
  • [147:02-150:24, 154:11-176:13] Extended conversations on business anxiety, heartbreak, and the realization of mortality—Bobbo, in particular, openly discusses his drinking, loneliness, and struggle to “keep his head.” JCW and JD riff on life, death, ambition, with dark humor and real talk.
  • JCW: “How long do you want to live? … Just until I’m embarrassing.”
• Listener Engagement & Show Community:
  • Listeners are repeatedly invited to “load it up at GiveMeTheVin.com,” call in with their car, or join the show’s oddball universe.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• JCW on “crotchety callers”:
  • “So he’s a crotchety old bastard. It’s the crotchety old Bastard show here with John Clay Wolf…” ([09:12])
• On online paranoia:
  • “Have you noticed every single one of them is 61 years old and a white male?” ([46:05])
• On heartbreak:
  • JD to Bobbo: “You drank and you fell down and got a concussion. I say you got affected…” ([152:30])
• On car photo trickery:
  • “The paint was burned off. … Pictures all over, everywhere but the bad spots, like fat girls on dating sites…” ([54:30-55:18])
• Comic “dating advice”:
  • “Take your age, divide it by half, add 7—that’s the perfect age for your new mate.” ([14:09])
• On auctions, loss, & business reality:
  • “Every year when the market turns… It happens like a thunderstorm.” ([147:02])
  • “You get into … Ford truck with 140 on it … when the market’s high, it may be bringing 21 grand. When it changes, it goes to 17 overnight.” ([149:27])
• On Cowboys heartbreak:
  • “I would rather Dallas Cowboys lost to Dallas Carter than Green Bay. It’s hurting my soul.” ([52:30])
• On the agony of car sales:
  • “Have you ever had a woman get out of the car and walk beside you?” ([151:18])
  • “I sold cars at Hillard Ford in Fort Worth when I was 18 … and got fired… then went to Bruce Lowry Chevy.” ([86:51])
• On empathy for Bobbo:
  • “Hey man, I fall in love like five times a week anyway.” ([157:25])

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Timestamps of Major Segments

• Car Dealing & Rapid Fire Offers: Repeated throughout, highlights at [05:08-05:25], [08:11-09:12], [41:03-41:48], [54:30-55:18], [119:29-121:20]
• Randy the Chipmunk & Show Introduction: [00:14-01:44]
• Bobbo’s Rough Week & Alcohol Confessions: [03:41-06:17], [152:23-154:11], [154:29-166:01]
• Sports Banter / Texas-OU: [35:37-36:02], [39:59-40:28], [52:05-52:56], [72:54-74:46], [139:00-144:55]
• Conspiracy & Satire/Alex Jones: [10:35-13:05]
• Degenerate Picks Sports Gambling: [139:00-144:55]
• Humorous Sex/Relationship Calls: [20:09-21:32], [27:10-28:22]
• Pop Culture Satire (Axl Rose, Limbaugh): [65:58-67:34], [116:12-119:15]
• Closing: Real Talk on Life & Death, Resilience, and Aging: [147:02-150:24], [154:11-176:13]

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In a Nutshell

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a blend of used car price haggling, Texas/OU sports satire, and the raw humor of rough-and-tumble radio. The team’s anything-for-a-laugh, self-aware approach means personal humiliations become punchlines, and even serious topics—addiction, heartbreak, the stress of business—are filtered with wit and vulnerability. Listeners drop by with cars, crazy stories, and sometimes just to join in the lunacy. The tone is always brisk, regional, and only as serious as it absolutely must be—never far from another biting joke, off-color story, or a lesson learned (sometimes the hard way).

Transcript

[Randy]

Foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

The john clay wolf show. Phone bill is currently paid, so call at 800-800-radio. At 800-800 radio. That's 800-800-7234, or online at givemethevin.com.

[Randy]

If it's Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning, everyone. J.D.

[JD]

Ryan, I love your sidekick, man. Good morning. Bravo.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much. I guess he was. I didn't see him. He's so small.

[JD]

I don't go almost anywhere. Somebody talks about this show, that's the very first thing they bring up. Hey, man, you that squirrel? It's a chipmunk, dude. So much fun.

[Turley]

Gets offended by that, too.

[JD]

I know he does. Randy.

[Randy]

God damn squirrel.

[JD]

I know you're not a squirrel. I know. But people. I don't know why it's so hard for people to remember your chipmunk, but a guy stopped me this week. I wanted to talk about Randy Animatimus.

[Randy]

Chipmunk is.

[Turley]

What did they ask about Randy?

[JD]

I mean, they just. They wonder who does it. And I said, what do you mean, who doesn't? Randy doesn't. It's a freaking chipmunk. What are you talking about? Oh, man, that's funny.

[Bobbo]

Well, can you not tell by the voice?

[JD]

That's what I'm talking about is gambling.

[Caller]

That's not like a regular guy.

[Turley]

They're worried about his gambling.

[JD]

People are really following the chipmunk.

[Turley]

I think he's got a big game that he's gonna be betting on this week, too.

[Bobbo]

For this week.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Ou.

[Turley]

All them Sooners are in town. If you're listening to DFW area, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah.

[JD]

Pardon my stupidity. It's today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD]

Is it?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Turley]

Sports Guy.

[JD]

Do they still play to the Cotton Bowl? I'm a lot of things. That ain't one of them. No, it's still played at the Cotton Bowl.

[Turley]

The game actually is at. Yes, the Cotton Bowl.

[JD]

Okay, good.

[Turley]

The actual. I think I was looking to see if they changed the name, but they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still called the combo.

[Bobbo]

It's still a combo.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[JD]

I mean, that's where the Dallas Cowboys originally played. I saw them when it was Don Meredith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Turley]

Which I can't, I guess, can't find a sponsor for the com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's such an old stadium.

[JD]

Such an old stadium. And not in a great part of town. And of course, it has to be during the state fair weekend, so everybody's there.

[Turley]

Which everybody loves the state fair.

[JD]

Have you been. How was the last time?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I don't wait in line for that crap.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously.

[Turley]

And just food and buyers in the office was talking about how he had a burger that had funnel cakes for buns.

[JD]

Oh, stop it. Oh, stop it. Every year you think, okay, that's the dumbest thing they could possibly do. And then the very next year, they come up with something like that.

[Turley]

So funnel cake drowned with nacho cheese, bacon. I mean, it was just, like, disgusting.

[JD]

We're like the EMT standing by.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding.

[JD]

All right, you're gonna buy that? We're gonna have to follow you for a while, just in case. Oh, that's awful. Every year they come up with something worse.

[Turley]

How you doing over there, Bob?

[JD]

Oh, you're quiet.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right.

[JD]

Randy took his thunder. Tough week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a tough, tough week. Yeah. Yeah.

[Randy]

Bobbo doesn't look so good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he doesn't.

[Turley]

You know what's wrong with him, Randy?

[Randy]

I don't know. You can't quiet.

[JD]

I know.

[Randy]

That's. That's not normal.

[JD]

No normal for him at all. Oh. You all right, bubble? What happened, brother?

[Randy]

I got some almonds.

[JD]

So sweet.

[Randy]

Maybe you ought to have a snack, Bobbo.

[JD]

Maybe you should, man.

[Turley]

Maybe he's low in sugar.

[Bobbo]

Maybe a little later.

[JD]

It's cool that you have a buddy that takes care of you. What happened? You want to tell us or save it for a rainy day?

[Bobbo]

Let's save it for the boss. I think he was. He was quite curious.

[JD]

So what happened to you? I saw you call me, like, really late at night one night. Then I heard your message. I went, oh, he's okay. Yeah, but I thought maybe. Gosh, what did my message say? Your message said, hey, buddy, it's late. You're probably sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[JD]

Which I was, no big deal. It's just your uncle Bobbo checking in. Call me back when you get a chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You call yourself Uncle Baba?

[JD]

He calls himself Uncle Baba.

[Bobbo]

I did that night, probably.

[JD]

Yeah. But I mean, you didn't sound like, hey, call me right back. Something bad happened. So I didn't call you right back because I was. What's that word? Sleeping.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I don't like to, especially. Somebody's got an old lady, you know?

[JD]

I hate calling buggy if I'm awake. I don't care. But I just happen. I get up early these days, which I don't care for, but I do.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't suit you.

[JD]

I'm not a morning peasant.

[Bobbo]

You get used to it, though, man, I. I'm.

[JD]

I am getting used to it. I walk the dog at 6 o' clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Klansman. He's not a morning man. No, I'm not a morning man. He's a Grand Dragon racist from back in 1987. If you don't believe me, look it up on the Internet. Good morning. Everybody brought that up. J.D. r. The Grand Dragon. Stop it.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Deindra. 15 navigator with 72,000 miles. Where are you from?

[Caller]

The Soto.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand.

[Caller]

30 grand. Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's that easy. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up, we'll go. Good morning.

[JD]

Well, what brought the grand? First of all, for new listeners. That's not true. But that's very true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not because y' all are being boring. I was listening in the car, and y' all being boring.

[JD]

No, we're worried about our friends.

[Turley]

We're asking Bob serious questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? I didn't hear it.

[Turley]

Well, Babo, he wouldn't want to tell us. We're trying to get it out of him.

[Bobbo]

You remember the Joe Walsh concert last year? What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobbo hit his dick. He got drunk. Some pup was licking his. The peanut butter off of him, and he got excited and he got up and he hit the wall and he fell down and. And broke his glasses. Knocked himself out.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Knock myself out a little.

[JD]

Did that happen again? You go to a concert?

[Bobbo]

No, this was at my house. Oh, geez. In my living room. I tried to call and tell you. J.D.

[JD]

Hey, I know. It's.

[Bobbo]

I fell down.

[JD]

Middle of the night.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Baba got drunk and fell down at home again, and he's got a concussion now, and he wants to sue the NFL.

[JD]

Sue the NFL?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because they all sued about concussions.

[Turley]

Okay, I got you.

[Bobbo]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he needs to sue Alcohol Anonymous. Oh, not the NFL. He got the wrong.

[JD]

Forgot to ask that question. Of course, I get in trouble when I do ask that question. But were you drinking bowel?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Yes.

[Randy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

12 Lexus GX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Congratulations. You want to sell it?

[Caller]

I do want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I want to buy it.

[Caller]

I actually went to your website, and it. It gave me the information. I got an offer of 22 to 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does that work?

[Caller]

Seems fair. What's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the next step you just did? You on the website says accept, decline, or considering. What did you press?

[Caller]

Well, I put consider. Now I'd like. I'd like to get an exact figure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then the guys are loading in, right now everybody's getting to the office. The buyers are getting in the office. And they will see it in the queue, and they will. Did you send any pictures with it?

[Caller]

I did not. Do I need a go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. And color?

[Caller]

Is it black?

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? What? What did. What? It said 22 to 24.

[Caller]

Yeah, of course I want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 23 buy it?

[Caller]

Man, I'd really like to get that 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give 24, do I buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, let's. We can do 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I own it. Where do you live?

[Bobbo]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. We can send a guy to your house today or tomorrow or Monday and pick it up. Just the. The buyer from. Give me the vendor contact you back and just email back to him, say, wolf bought my car for 24 grand on the radio and they'll make it happen and get you paid. Is there a payoff on it?

[Caller]

No payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. Hello, Aknod.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re on the. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, I got a 2000 GMC Yukon XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

133.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough for clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand.

[Caller]

Two grand. Okay. Yeah, that's not gonna work. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What works? What works?

[Caller]

My Grandpa's. He's asking 45 for it. That's what he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it okay? It's not three quarter ton, right?

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will 2500 do it?

[Caller]

No, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, three. Hang on. You called me. You're on their radio. Is will three grand do it? Will three grand do it?

[Caller]

No, he's pretty firm on that. I mean, he might take four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he's a crotchety old bastard. It's the crotchety old Bastard show here with John Clay Wolf and your host, J.D. ryan. And in Chibabo, you're on fire this morning, man. Come on, let's get out of brass, Texas. If we're gonna do car business, let's get with it. I don't have a bunch of time. I would rather be BSing with my friends than talking cars. So when we're going to talk cars, we're going to get down to brass tacks and get serious. Did we buy that Lamborghini out of Houston yesterday? Turley? I bid it. The guy wrote back. He said, if you'll come up 1500. Do. Do you know if we bought it?

[Turley]

I have not seen anything on it yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very nice. Cool. Cool.

[JD]

Car of the week. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Are we going to a special sounder so that we know when it's crotchety time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crotchety old man time.

[JD]

If my. His mic's open, it is.

[Bobbo]

It's crotchety time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think crotchety time for Bobbo means Me. Me means a 32O Natty Light. And a log into Xap ex Hamster.

[Bobbo]

Ah. Days are over, man. Days are my rock star days are over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Log into X dex tube and I can't tell you. And a big beer. Big brown beer. Big brown glass beer in a big brown bag with Uncle Roy and Bobbo. And some high. Some hi fi. Wi fi. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 3 4. We're gonna get some high five.

[JD]

Never again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wi fi. So we talked last week about the conspiracy theories in Vegas. And was there a second shooter? Did Hillary Clinton do it?

[JD]

Hillary Clinton.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these things.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my buddy and I, Lindy Par, were talking three days after this happened. I did not bring this up last week on the air because I didn't want to be that guy that. What's that guy's name in Austin that set you?

[JD]

Alex.

[Turley]

Alex Jones.

[Bobbo]

I hate his voice.

[JD]

I hate him totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I would punch him in the face.

[JD]

Me too. I'd punch him in the foot. It's funnier.

[Bobbo]

Tell you exactly what happened with Hillary was over there. She had her own rifle.

[Randy]

Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex Jones, are you here?

[Bobbo]

She makes her own ammunition.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it makes me mad.

[Turley]

I enjoy listening to it because it's such a comedy.

[JD]

It is hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I didn't want to sound like Alex Jones, but Lindy and I get to talk and. And he's like, I think that the security. We talks like country boy, you know, Wolf. I think that security guards just escape Goat. I think that security guards, a patsy. I mean, you know, why would the man. He just shot 500 people accurately. Why would he shoot that one boy in the leg? And then he's crawling down the. Down the hallway to get away from him, and he don't just walk over and put one in him. Finish him off. He said. You know, I was like, you know, like in the movies where. Where we rob something or we fake a burglary, and then I shoot you in the leg so that obviously you weren't in on it.

[JD]

Clearly, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's some talk like that this week that.

[JD]

Why are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is this that Jesus Campos.

[JD]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, if you're Gonna have a guy to shoot in the leg. It's going to be your co conspirator, Jesus.

[JD]

Perfect. Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, you just got to think about these things.

[JD]

Jesus, help me. It's just reports from the Mandalay based security guard wounded in Las Ve the mass shooting has been arrested as an accomplice to that. That's all fake news, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not get it. He did not get. Of course not.

[Bobbo]

He probably saved a lot of lives. He probably took the guy's attention away from the window just long enough, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I was telling Lindy. I was like, you know, there's so many cameras in Vegas that if he and Jesus were putting this deal together, can you imagine walking up to Jesus and saying, dear Jesus, Jesus, I'm wanting to shoot a bunch of people, innocent people, just for the hell of it. Some crazy. And I'll pay you half a million dollars cash if you'll help me. I mean, that's still a hard pitch.

[JD]

Yeah. You ain't gonna be around afterwards. How you gonna pay me?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, the devil might. Oh.

[JD]

May have been involved in the whole thing. And talk to Jesus. I see. That's kind of freaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

Don't even. Don't even go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Satan.

[Bobbo]

That's never been my mo.

[JD]

No, I know.

[Bobbo]

I'm a lot more subtle than that.

[JD]

Yeah, come on, right? Seems like Justin Bieber. That's more your style.

[Caller]

Yeah. I mean, if I'm going to shoot.

[Bobbo]

You, it's going to be with whiskey I got you.

[JD]

Yeah, that's the real spirits.

[Bobbo]

It sure seems to work for Bobbo.

[Turley]

Oh, wow, you're trying. You're trying to get to Bobbo, aren't you?

[JD]

Wait a minute.

[Caller]

He's all pale.

[JD]

I know. He's pale and he's fell. Did you have anything to do with that?

[Bobbo]

I love it.

[JD]

What? Why aren't you enjoying his pan?

[Bobbo]

Me?

[JD]

That's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christina. Christina. 06 Mustang Solstice with 76. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Stick shift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you single or married?

[Randy]

I am single.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD, what is your age, Christina?

[Caller]

I'm 34.

[John Clay Wolf]

34.

[JD]

JD, are you into the KKK?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you know the deal. You take. Okay, JD you take your age.

[JD]

Yeah, my age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Divide it by half.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus seven. That is the perfect age for your new mate.

[JD]

Didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? What? She. Christina, you're 34.

[JD]

That's perfect.

[Caller]

Yes, Dead on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your measurements, Christina? As Long as we're talking numbers.

[JD]

Oh, my God. Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're calling me for numbers? I'm asking you for numbers. JD's got numbers. It's a world of numbers.

[Caller]

I'm 4 foot 10 if that tells you anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. 4 foot 10. Then you're a.

[Bobbo]

You're a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a bottle rocket. You're a. You're a bit of a spinner. A spinner. High tight spiral. Tony Romo.06 Pontiac Solstice average. Rough or clean? Christina?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand.

[Randy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If that works, go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we will get it paid for. Yes, ma'. Am. Thanks, Robert. A 72 Mustang. Unless it's like this fastback special car, it's really not me.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's not the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800. 800. 723-403- Ford with a million gazillion miles. Kenny's. It's cloth. Two wheel drive. 200,000 miles. Thousand bucks. You there, Kenny?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 200,000 mile 03 Ford XLT crew cab. Two wheel drive. Thousand bucks. Maybe 1500. 1500.

[Caller]

Okay, that's what I needed to find out. It actually got totaled out, so they. They told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying car off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Givemetheven.com, because he can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning, everyone. Oklahoma. Dallas, Houston, everywhere else. Joanna, what's up, honey?

[Randy]

I'm good.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Just waking up, having my coffee, getting rolling, yelling at everybody. Did I have fun last night? Are you there? I'm losing you. I lost her 86 Chevy truck. Chris, is it a 400?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a whopped down nothing. Meth head. Crowley, Texas. Wheels don't match. Long bed. Scottsdale. What was that thing called? Gentleman Jim. What were some of the action?

[Caller]

Actually, I've got all the dog dishes on it with perfect wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nice? It says 588, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's got miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it into the website. Is it a short bed or long?

[Caller]

It's a long bed, which I know detracts from it, but I'll look.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what do you want for it? I'm thinking like three grand.

[Caller]

Okay, that's. That's what most of the prices are around. I know. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff. I didn't bid it for three. Jeff. A 15 Canyon. Is it a four door extended cab or two door?

[Caller]

It's a four door crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth leather. It's like 20, 21, 22. Run to givemetheven.com and load it up. My system will bid it immediately.05 Magnum with 118 Hemi. Now there's a SRT and an RT, right, Jose?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a RT.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, five RT average. Rough or clean?

[Bobbo]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three, maybe four, maybe five. Go, go to the website, load it up. Let me look after the show.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio with you people. My.

[Bobbo]

Be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

[e-mail] not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Did Getty Lee quit rushing? No. Who quit rush? Somebody did. Oh, Neil Pert. That's right here. Yeah. And they're, they're, they're looking for a drummer. They're gonna keep rolling. Man, that'll be hard drum shoes to fill.

[Bobbo]

He's not the original drummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Joanna? What you got, honey?

[Caller]

Not much. How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. I couldn't hear you a minute ago. That's why I had to hang up. I know.

[Caller]

You hung up on me. Made me sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Tell me about it. Tell me about it. I got nothing.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I was listening to you, and I was like, this guy's a little bit tipsy. Are you a little bit tipsy right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am not a shade of tipsy, but are you a little bit tipsy?

[Caller]

I'm a little bit tipsy from the night before.

[John Clay Wolf]

These women. Call these women. Last week, it was the gal that works overnight at Whataburger.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was hammered. Hammer hammered. Joanna, have you been to bed?

[Caller]

I have been to bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get bedded last night?

[Caller]

I even. No. And that's why I'm awake right now, because I'm going to the booty calls house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Caller]

It's gonna happen.

[JD]

You deliver.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your age? In what part of town?

[Caller]

I am 33 in Richardson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richardson. 33 in Richards. It sounds like sleepless in Seattle.

[Turley]

Everybody in Richardson right now is looking for. Oh, am I getting a booty call right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on? So, like, are you gonna call him and say, hey, where you at?

[Caller]

No, no, I don't have to call.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does this work?

[Caller]

I text and say, I'm bringing my ass, and I just had to knock on the window, send another text and say, open the door. And he came and unlocked it. I saw him. He went back to bed. I'm about to go in there after I talk to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, good luck and call us when you're through and let us know how.

[Caller]

I sure will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Joanna. I love our listeners.

[JD]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 817.

[Randy]

She's a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a little bit drunk because her story got. Took a little bit of a jerk.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's all good.

[JD]

It's good.

[Turley]

He has to finish his nap first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

I like this knock on the window thing. What? Well, his mom might hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need more of that. I want to hear more of that story. Dust in a 13 Ford Focus. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Ouch, ouch. Pull up, pull up, pull up.

[JD]

Proximity alert.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want it for 12,000. Do you have enough money to buy out of it?

[Caller]

I've been paying down 700 to a thousand a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

What's your offer?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a VIN number. Go to the website. Let me. I'll get you close, though, to Titanium. With. With how many miles?

[Caller]

48000 with the premium wheels and all that fun stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? About eight grand. 8500.

[Caller]

Alrighty bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD]

And how was your week Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh it was fun. Just work, work, work. The market shipped a little bit. I need to change our commercials. One the. You know the commercials were running. The hurricane created the markets high. And it's true. It was. But it changed.

[Bobbo]

Oh no. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big text. Did his dance. And he spoke louder than hurricane October dance. Yeah. The. It's like a lake turning over. It's like getting to be, you know, mid October and like you can't believe it when a cold chill comes through.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just gonna happen. But we thought that it would. It would hold longer with the. With the million cars pulling out of the coastal regions from the flood. And it did bring them. It held the market high. But it didn't crater this week. But it came back down to reality. And it was expensive because we were working on a market that wasn't reality. So we were buying them on reality. Plus 800.

[JD]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we're back to reality. Yeah. So you blow money out your butt when you do that. That's not fun. And what it causes you to do is drink a little bit.

[JD]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not like slamming tequila shots, but just sitting on the patio in the cool weather drinking 8 miller lights. Trying to just think. Think about all the good things in life.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you know you're just losing money on everything you've got.

[JD]

Everything you touch.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just sucks. Have you just been broke? Bob?

[JD]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean what's the brokest. Like what's. What's a bobo. Bad broke story. 42 seconds. I don't have four hours like $3.

[Bobbo]

Left until payday or something. Been a while since I've had anything like that. But I mean I've done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

$3. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But I mean when you own a home, you got a house full of groceries and gas in the cars and it's all. It's okay. You just have to keep your head, man. Don't panic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brokers. Just a state of mind.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because as soon as you panic there's going to be a bottle of whiskey involved and you're going to fall down. Your mom thinks you're a jerk. All kinds of horrible just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your mom calls you an alcoholic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you get a call from a counselor and the deputy sheriff comes by.

[Bobbo]

It's a long boring story, man. I'm telling you, it is a long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way to the top if you want to rough. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio. Go to give me the vin.com and load your up and we'll get you an offer. Get it bought, get it picked up. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com gimmethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. In the spirit of being environmentally responsible, he only litters aluminum cans outside the city limits. He's convinced that the most important aspect of net neutrality is ensuring that no one has to pay for the good poor. He's never worn boxer shorts, but he sure thinks they look great on his daughter's best friend. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call em toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. I believe Uncle Roy will be here. Uno momento, Portohor.

[Caller]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do a special version. White, black, Latina or other.

[JD]

I can't wait for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new gal at work. Roy and I have been talking about her.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't pinpoint her nationality.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm interested in his opinion.

[JD]

What does she do, can I ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's logistics. She's cool. She's great. You know, Bubba Sparks. Happy to have her. We ought to save that for Uncle Roy. Actually, that, that is.

[Turley]

That's going to be the theme.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of that, I got another question for Uncle Roy. My buddy has a lady that cleans his house and. And he's a wealthy guy and her husband is a state trooper.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black girl. He said she's, you know, good looking. Black girl.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Husband. Texts him, I know you've been screwing my wife.

[JD]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he's like, no, I have not. Yeah, and he's pretty square. It's all redhead, remember?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he didn't take that. You know, spooked him. And he's like, you know, the guy was, like, all up. And I know you've been hitting. He's like, listen, dude, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. The guy starts laughing. I'm just kidding. But you want to. So he starts firing off, shaking him. He starts firing off naked pics of his wife to my friend. So what's. What's his hustle?

[JD]

His hustle? Swingers. Yeah, there's got. There's a whole subculture of guys that enjoy watching their wife with other men. I watched it happen in Jamaica.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he fronted him and just kind of give him a forearm shiver to get him off his toes and then starts throwing the. The flowers.

[JD]

You know what?

[Randy]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he sent him, like, 20 pictures of his old lady.

[JD]

Come on over, man. Just come over. Have a beer.

[Turley]

Wow.

[JD]

It's a whole sub. It's a dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

See?

[Bobbo]

And I think I'm so worldly, I.

[JD]

Didn'T make it up, right?

[Bobbo]

But then J.D. i mean, just knocked me right out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put you right back into Buoy, Texas. Michael 17 Silverado LTZ with 2000 miles, leather roof Nav. I'm scared to death of the damn thing, Mike. You know why? Because the rebates on the new ones, that's got the used ones where I can't buy them cheap enough.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why are you getting rid of it?

[Caller]

Wanting to get a 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What did they offer you on train?

[Caller]

I haven't looked at one yet. You're the first person I called to start with.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you what average MMR is. That car has taken a hit in the marketplace. Is it a high country?

[Caller]

No, it's a LT.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got 2,000 miles on it. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's black. Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, 40 grand is what I think. And average MMR is 41 5, which is average auction pricing. But your car's got, you know, it's got the sunroof, 2,000 miles. Pretty low miles. What did you pay for it? Just. Just.

[Caller]

Just for the record, I paid 45, but I put a lift and tires on it after that, so I'm in it for about 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

You spent 10 grand on the lifting tires?

[Caller]

Yeah, I Did some other stuff. Radio alarm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I think, you know, that if you spent ten, it added five. So you know, if the money's. If you gave 45 for it new, that's not that bad. Four thousand dollar hit right out of the gate. That's about right. Plus five. So it's gonna be about 46 GS. Okay, thanks, man. 09 TSX with a $40 on it. Eddie Grapevine. Eddie Deep. Eddie. Average, rough or clean? Yeah.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big, big, big. Miles. 09 Acura with buck 42. 3 grand. With those miles. The 3 grand. 3, 3, 500. Those miles are hurting me.

[Caller]

Well, it's. It hurt. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurting me, man. Frank. A 99 rim van with 90. Is it a conversion?

[Caller]

Excuse me? What do you mean by conversion?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it converted or is it a. Is.

[Caller]

It's, it's a. It's. It's not converted. It's just a Dodge Ram van.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just. Okay. And not. Is it a 99 or an 89?

[Caller]

It's a 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you send me pictures of it?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't have any. I can get you a picture of it, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Do you have a camera on your phone?

[Caller]

Yes, I do, but I'm not. I got it in a storage place right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be. It's gonna be a thousand bucks, maybe two, depending on what it looks like.

[Caller]

It looks great. The only thing. The only thing that's wrong with it is it does need an alternator. I had it in storage and I've been going up, starting up. The last time I started it up, it. The belt went off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says you're in Arkansas, but your voice sounds very Bostonish to me.

[Caller]

I was raised in New Hampshire, but I've lived in Arkansas since 1970.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a couple of pictures. Send it to givemetheven.com Thomas a 13 Prius with 110 leather nav. 13. 7 grand either. Thomas. Thomas. Prius, Prius, Thomas. Toyota. Thomas. 7000, 6, 500, 7800, 800. 7 2, 3. Where's Roy? I don't know. God, he's. He's getting gun shy on us.

[JD]

He doesn't like the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate it.

[Turley]

We do have DJ Pre K though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we do need to do that. D.J. good morning.

[Turley]

What's the damn deal? Mic up, go ahead. What's the damn deal, y'?

[Caller]

All?

[JD]

Colleen from the moon.

[Turley]

Yeah, I got. I got another edition of America's Favorite Game. Show white, black, Latino or other, where I read a news story and y' all guess the race. Y' all ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sure.

[Turley]

All right. I got a man, a damn fool up in North Carolina who had a probation. You know how it goes. And I guess he had a hearing on, you know, how he violated assumptions. But he's headed to the courthouse and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess, you know, he says, oh.

[Turley]

Wait, I still got a sack on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So wait a minute.

[JD]

Wait, wait. What's a sack?

[Turley]

He got some of that. Some of that greenery on him.

[JD]

You know, I'm lost. Drugs.

[Turley]

Some of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oo wee, sticky, icky, sticky icky.

[Bobbo]

Drugs.

[Turley]

So he. He's like, oh, I can't take this into the courthouse. So he puts it in the bushes next to the courthouse with his cell phone and everything that makes logical sense. And of course, the police see his dumb self. And once he gets out of his meeting, which he probably, you know, got charged with another charge anyways, they arrest him with felony possession with intent to sell for 15 grams of marijuana in the bushes. So is the man white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where is this?

[Turley]

North Kakalaka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's North Kakalaka, North Carolina.

[Turley]

Sanford, North Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, Latina or other man, North Carolina. He's a weed. If he's a weed hauler, he's. He's, He's. He's white.

[JD]

That's easy. White North Carolina weed hawk.

[Turley]

Yeah, white on the way to court, though. He forgets.

[JD]

Yeah, still white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumbass and other nationality. If dumbass is a nationality, we could call him other.

[JD]

I just haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what do you think? You're a professional from way back in the day.

[Bobbo]

Well, here's. Here's the thing. He made his appointment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

So.

[Bobbo]

Man, I don't know. This could be anybody. This could be. I. I've done that myself, actually. Once I had a. Like a large knife on me. I went to pay a traffic ticket and I hid it outside the courthouse down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took a knife through the airport the other day and got popped for it. Oh, man.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kent had a.22 pistol in his backpack. He tried to check in on accident and he got arrested.

[JD]

Happens every day.

[Turley]

Sounds like a lot of white guys. I'm going white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, with Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, Deej?

[Turley]

All right, y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Turley]

Well, dumbass is coming every race, but this was 21 year old. Teyon Shamal Lachane Douglas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm gonna let y' all decide. Very white.

[JD]

Nice transition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, sir. Tay, That's a hell Of a last name. What's his name again? You got to get in the mic. What's his name again?

[Turley]

Tayon Shamal Lashane Douglas of Sanford, North Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with Roy's mic? We're gonna have to get him on the next round then. Tayon. Do I want a beer? Sure, I'll take him to the beer.

[JD]

You want him to come into my mic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You don't need to ask me things like that. You just need to do it. 800. 800. Good morning, Texas. Good morning, Houston, Baton Rouge. We're gonna lose you today at 10 o', clock, Baton Rouge. Because LSU football, they like do 12 hours of pre game and 92.5 Dallas, Fort Worth. The brew listeners. Good morning Oklahoma City, Texas. OU weekend zero you comes down to the big city, crosses the Red river for the big rivalry. What's the spread, Charlie?

[Turley]

Well, we'll do that later. The bets. Yes, spread is Oklahoma's favored by nine and a half after they lost by to Iowa State.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of real estate.

[Turley]

Yeah, that is a lot of real estate.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Clemson got tipped by Syracuse last night.

[Turley]

That was crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not watch it. Did you?

[Turley]

No, I was watching the Yankees game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a great game to watch. Good morning, Roy. How we doing?

[Bobbo]

Come on.

[Caller]

We good.

[Bobbo]

We good.

[Caller]

How about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good. Where you got him going today? Uncle Roy's Cruising Club. I asked our IT department to make a logo. Yeah, For T shirts. Uncle Roy's Cruising Club. You like that?

[JD]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good with that. But. But you know the ideas we were having. Do you remember those Mexicans, they had that CC, you know, Bob O. CC back in the 80s on the back of the Monte Carlo? Yeah. And that's when he came up with him like, man, Uncle Roy's really not Mexican. He's got. But I like it. But I. We're having trouble with the logo. So you now need to get with the IT guys and work on your own logo.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll fix that. Okay. You got to stay with the IT guys. Stay in that mic. Uncle Roy's Cruising Club. Yeah, we've been thinking about that new transport company. We just name it that.

[JD]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've been so. So we got the new girl at the office.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And Roy. Logistics lady. Sure. Roy and I were looking at each other. I said, what is she? What is she? What is she? Is she black, white, Latino or other.

[JD]

Or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. I was like, man, she damn sure ain't full on Black?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's damn sure ain't full on Mexican. She's Puerto Rican, that was my guess. What'd you come up with, Roy?

[Bobbo]

She's black and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would get out.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I'll try to get you for 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wouldn't take it like straight up 50? 50, huh? Like straight up 50. There's got to be some Spanish.

[Caller]

No, no, no, straight up black, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texting.

[Caller]

You wouldn't text me back.

[JD]

Cuz I was gonna.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I was gonna suck him in that one. Yeah, I won't suck him in that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Turley]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

50. How did you get the heritage, huh? How did.

[Caller]

I don't know, I just asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you? Did you just, did you like family, Tre on paper?

[Caller]

No, I didn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked her. How do you ask her, huh? What you what? What, what?

[Caller]

I said, you know, it's a thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going on around here, you know, me.

[Bobbo]

And, me and Jay, we got a little, little bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I bet, I say, what are you? She said, I told you yesterday, I couldn't remember.

[Bobbo]

She said, I'm half white and half black.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got some Puerto Rican, she got some Miami sound machine in there somewhere. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, if she's listening, she needs to come call in straight. I'm telling you, there's a quarter of Puerto Rico, some kind of island, something.

[Caller]

You think it's a little, little bit in there, Something, A little bit of something, something.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit of something, something.

[JD]

Little Miami in there someplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little something something. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. SHA a 15 Silverado with 68 four wheel drive. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Cloth leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's new, body style. Crew cab, Not a double cab. Leather nav Average. Rough or clean? 20, just off the top of my 25 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 807. 234. That goes for anybody else. Mitsubishi Evo. You stay right there. I want to buy you this car. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. Hey, Joe, I said, where you going.

[Caller]

With that your hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Good morning South. What's this area called that we broadcast in SEC country. SEC country? But A M is the only SEC school in Texas, is it not?

[Turley]

Well, that's. Yeah, we're there. We're also going over in Louisiana too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's sec? Yeah. No, I'm saying the only SEC program in Texas is. Is A and M and they. And they're a little sucky right now.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too. Good to see you.

[Turley]

Is the best team in Texas right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

A and M's got a touch of the suck. And look at the shirt I have on. Go frog.

[Bobbo]

Fear the frog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Dave. No. 6 Mitsubishi Evo. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I've had it for about a little over five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an IX and Mr. Or RS? How many miles for it that year?

[Caller]

They're all. All IX or nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what now?

[Caller]

The 2006, they're all Evo 9. The IX, that's the Mr.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rougher. Average rough or clean condition. Is there any accident history on the CarFax.

[Caller]

Cars? Super clean. But the car pack, it is a rebuilt title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's just. So it's salvage. It's junk. What do you want? What do you want for it? Seven grand.

[Caller]

I was looking for a little bit more than that. I got a couple personal offers for around 15. So I didn't know if you know what's rebuilt or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Hang on, hang on. You've had people really try to give you $15,000 for a salvage title Mitsubishi. And you said no.

[Caller]

At this point, it's kind of my daily driver. So I've been.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I just want to. I want to create. I want to show the stage in the scene. There's. There. There's somebody trying, like really, really trying to give you $15,000 for a salvage title Mitsubishi. And you thought about it and you said no for an Evo?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Have you ever been laid? I don't think so. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. David. A15 Lexus GS 350. Is it. Is it the hybrid, the crafted line or the regular one?

[Caller]

Just the F Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is an F Sport. Is it the F Sport look or the F Sport real? The horsepower upgrade.

[Caller]

It is the S Sport look. I think what you're referencing is the GS F model, which is, you know, the upgraded horsepower type thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not the M series like a BMW, it's like an M Sport.

[Caller]

It is M Sport. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're on the same page. Does it have Mark Levinson? Does it have 18 inch wheels? It's got 19 inch wheels if it's the F Sport look.

[Caller]

But it does not have Mark Levinson because I. The. It's just a Regular F Sport doesn't have the Mark Levinson. It has a good serial system, but I think that the one that has the Mark Levinson and all tricked out is the GS Epis and Frank all together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Foxtrot Whiskey. Does it. Is it net? Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Silver. Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Clean Carfax.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

28,000 miles. What city?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

$28,000.

[Caller]

Wow. Okay. I'm planning on changing it out sometime like January, February. Does that. Do you think that that impacts so the value?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're not. You're not gonna. Do you have a. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 28. Yeah. It could lose a thousand and I may be a thousand light also.

[Caller]

Okay, so maybe somewhere in the range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of it's upper 27 to 30. Yeah, exactly. I need to. If I had a VIN number and pictures, I could put it smackass on the money. And that's why I invite people to go to givemetheven.com and dump their picture. Hey, guess what? Speaking of, I just figured out a thing where we can take the license plates. So where people can go to our website, just put the license plate in their license plate. Just plug their plate in and then it'll bang it and it'll do a reverse look up against the DMV and pull the VIN and put it in. So. So people won't have to Jack with 17 digits.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that cool? David.

[Caller]

The price quote of 28 plus or minus. Is that like retail? If I put a sign on it, try to catch a retail buyer to.

[Bobbo]

Buy it from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you know, if you're gonna retail it, just take, you know, 29, nine. That's. That's the retail number.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're working on software to do a photo pop of it with your smartphone. And then it does VIN recognition. Kind of like the tollway booth.

[JD]

That's so awesome them in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll just have. What's so funny is these people that send us their VIN numbers and then they like when they're send us their pictures, they cover their license plates a lot. They go through a lot of trouble to do it.

[JD]

Put their big thumb right in front to cover up the plate. Like he won't know who I am. Now you're giving us the vin?

[Turley]

Yeah, well, you know, with that vin, we know their whole life story.

[JD]

Of course we know where you live. Yes, I mean, who you marry.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can take it and put it in the Twix system and pull up where you live, where you bought it, what you paid for it, all that. That's not what we're interested in. We're interested in the Carfax history, the auto check history, and then our computer to really. It's about. We're too damn lazy to book it out. Yeah, speed. That's what it's about. That's really what it's about is speed. Yeah, because the VIN number will pop the decoder and then we can. Our. Our valuation system can nail it real quick. Versus the old school, you know, get out your nada book. Oh, page 56. No, we gotta add for sunrise. We gotta add. So the vintage.

[JD]

Do it, put it on, does it all.

[Turley]

I just love the people that on Facebook are posting. Don't give them that number, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[Turley]

They're gonna steal your identity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Have you noticed every single one of them is 61 years old in a white male?

[Turley]

Oh yeah. Every single one of like tinfoil hats on for some reason.

[JD]

Cheese on the windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think there's a second shooter in Vegas?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[JD]

Stop with that. Why do you want to do this? You just stir up the nuts. Why do you want to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, Randy.

[JD]

Forget him. Nuts.

[Turley]

Oh, God.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? Do you think there's a second shooter in Vegas?

[Randy]

Nah, that's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, of course.

[Randy]

Wait, you think there's a second shooter in Vegas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that's to get off a thousand rounds.

[Randy]

That's one guy. Hotel room. I got records of all the firearms that he bought and ammunition and that bumper thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD]

Bump stock.

[Randy]

Nobody else's name is on anything. And you don't have to be accurate to fire into a crowd. He's crazy.

[JD]

Yeah, he's.

[Randy]

And listen, if anybody knows a nut, it's a chipmunk.

[JD]

It's a chipmunk.

[Randy]

Exactly. He's crazy.

[JD]

Nailed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lost his mind.

[Randy]

Went out there, lost a million dollars and lost his mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazier than a run over dog.

[Randy]

Yeah, he's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to get. Have you, have you ever. Have you ever gone and talked to a run over dog? A dog that's recently been run over? Yeah, they're a little weird.

[Randy]

I had that one time. What I said, well, I guess you won't be needing this color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy.

[Randy]

Well, that's my health coverage, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about?

[Randy]

That gets me into the vet for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, see, it's like. It's like the old days. When the cowboy go down, they'd take his boots and his hat and his saddle.

[Randy]

Well, I guess you won't be needing these books, Jan, will you?

[JD]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Good morning. You're on the air. It's you.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller]

Oh, well, I've got a 2008 Bullet Mustang,103,000 miles. Don't have the van or tag number you, but it's. I love the car. It runs great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it green?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They made a bullet in 08. I thought it was older than that.

[Bobbo]

That's like a 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they had a 60 that. Yeah. Okay. The weight, bullets. It's green. It's gonna be like seven grand. Six. Seven grand. With a hundred? Yeah, with a hundred on it. Maybe a little more. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. But you know it will not do 10 grand, and it. I don't think it'll do nine, and it might do eight, but I know it's six to seven. The last one I bought was 18 months ago, and I gave 6,300 in Lafayette, Louisiana, with 108. 18,000 miles. That's what I remember.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And that's really how I do it, J.D. my card catalog in my head. Sure. You just remember what you did do. Hey, Tim. 11 cross tour with 103 leather nav. What color?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they start making Cross tours? Was it 07 or 08?

[Caller]

I thought it was 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

It might have been 10. I moved back to Fort Worth in. Oh, eight. I bought the first cross. Yeah. Okay. It's eight grand, maybe nine. Eight grand. Eight grand's my number. I might go nine. Yeah. Does that buy it? Does that beat everybody else you've talked to, Tim?

[Caller]

I haven't talked to anybody but online on Blue Book.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What blue book say.

[Caller]

86.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, I call it Kelly Blue Balls because she leaves you hanging. She just teases you with a lot and never delivers. I understand. I actually pay. I'm Johnny Paycheck versus Kelly Blue. Balls. We need to have, like, a. A wrestling match. Wrestlemania. Johnny. Johnny Paycheck versus Kelly Blue. Take this pen and shove it. Tim, do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell the car?

[Caller]

I'm gonna sell it. It's whether I'm gonna trade it in to get the tax Advantage or sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's go. 800. 872. Johnny Paycheck versus Kelly Blue Balls. I see a new marketing campaign.

[Bobbo]

Death match 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take this pin and shove it. Take this quote and shove it.

[Bobbo]

The vintage.

[Turley]

Take this vin and shove it.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. We want the. We don't want them to show. But. But we. We. We.

[Caller]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Paycheck wins the battle.

[Bobbo]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We're ragging on Kelly Blue Balls. Yeah, we need to come up with this. We'll work on this during the break, but I see something here. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. She just leaves you hanging, dude. Have y' all never dated her? Kelly Big balls and co. She tells you the. Oh, I'm gonna do this. And we're gonna do this. When we get home, we're gonna do this. Oh, and I'm gonna bring my friend over. Nothing happens. And you take her to the frescoes and surf and turf and hide all her wine.

[JD]

I'd like to kiss you at the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's Kelly Blue Ball.

[JD]

Kiss you with the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 Ford F150 with 140 crew cab, cloth. Houston Kevin big miles. 12 grand is what I'm thinking. 13. 12. 12 to 30. The miles are choking me down. It's like auto affixiation.

[Caller]

A little lift. Yeah, got a little lift and brand new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting better. It's getting better. Take a picture and send it to me.

[Caller]

All right, we'll do. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

13F250 crew cab, power stroke, 90,000 miles. Cody Arlington XLT. Does it have leather?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it. Then I'm gonna put leather in it when I get it. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's got a small lift on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No sunroof, no navigation.

[Caller]

Nah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's diesel, so we got a 13 diesel. 100k. What color?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

26,000.

[Caller]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Let's go. Let's go.

[JD]

Ezekiel Elliott's suspension has been reinstated. Is that point now. What do you think? The.

[Bobbo]

The.

[JD]

The thing here. The timing of the bye week is a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

That was planned well.

[Turley]

Yeah, because they didn't want to. They didn't want to have this come down.

[JD]

But does this week count as part of the suspension?

[Turley]

No, but they didn't want the drama to come down when they're trying to prepare for a game.

[JD]

Gotcha. So is that a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a huge deal. Yeah, but the Cowboys suck and they're not winning anything. And I've given up on them already. I'm a die hard. Go Eagles.

[JD]

Well, that didn't take much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I can't handle these losses to Green Bay. I would rather Dallas Cowboys lost to Dallas Carter than Green Bay. It's hurting my soul.

[Turley]

Pocketbook, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It hurt.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did it?

[JD]

Did everybody bet?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't. I did bet. Oh, I owe one guy 200 over that game. Over two Green Bay games. Yeah, Green Bay. You know, everybody hates the Eagles, but I hate Green Bay.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they keep stealing. We. They. They steal from us in the. In the moment of glory.

[Turley]

Or could it be when you think you got it in hand?

[JD]

Or could it be they just win?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Aaron Rodgers is. Let's get Satan on here. Satan. No, I don't. But I need to make a deal with him. Oh, Satan.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can we do about Aaron Rodgers? What do you need from me to get you to go get Aaron Rodgers and straighten this out?

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you the truth, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I've been working on a way to get this guy for years.

[Bobbo]

It hasn't worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got some like, Jesus ring of holy power around him.

[Bobbo]

Nothing works. Nothing works.

[Caller]

Yeah. I've cut the brake line on his car.

[JD]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I've ruined his airline transportation reservations.

[Caller]

Nothing works. Now he finds a helicopter.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Guy's always got a way out. Last second, too. I can't predict it. I can't predict it. And I'm the prince of darkness. Bothers me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really bothers me, too. I'm sick of this guy. Aaron Rodgers has got to go. Demetria 04 Titan with a buck 36. It's probably three grand. Four grand. I need to see pictures. Is the paint coming off of it? No, because a lot of those. Those Nissans in that year, the. The top panels paint burn off. We had a guy send us pictures of it. He sent us tricky pictures of an Infinity.

[JD]

How they tricky?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, like they're down low and they're up. They're. They're all angles. Like fat girls sending pictures on dating sites.

[JD]

Artsy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And. But he was trick, trick, trick screwing us on the pictures because. Because the top of the car was. The paint was burned off.

[JD]

Oh my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an Infinity. Nissan paint back then had bad paint.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I went after I saw this car show up and they're like the whole top of the car looks like re entry burn from the space shuttle. And I'M like, how the hell did we miss this A couple times And I called the driver and they're like in the condition said clean. And the driver just didn't even catch it because they're so tired of our managers writing clean and all the CRs, everybody just quit paying attention. But my point is, is I went back to the pictures that the guy submitted and to give me the vin, I was looking at the trick pictures.

[JD]

They're all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all over. They're everywhere but the bad spots, of course. Oh my God. Uncle Roy, help me. Tell your people to put some glasses on. Be back in a minute.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. SC challenger. SC. What's a SC George? What's the challenger? SC?

[Caller]

It stands for six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 09 sxt with 64. Does it have leather roof?

[Caller]

No, no, it's just plain, plain Jane Mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

09. It's 12,000.

[Caller]

The chrome shifter like I was telling them. Chrome shifter, chrome gas cap. Because at the beginning they didn't all come with, with the chrome gas cap caps. Now the last couple of years they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do put, you know, those San Antonio guys and they're chrome. You got chrome tip. You got chrome tips on your, on your boots.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 grand is what I'm thinking.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

And it doesn't have a clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Well then let's look. Let, let me read the Carfax history. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me start there. And thank you for bringing that up. 16 Silverad, Texas edition with 22 leather roof. No, no roof. Leather nav. Jeffrey and Austin. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sixteen half ton, new body, big back.

[Caller]

Door, small back door, big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab, two wheel drive. It's mid-20s.

[Caller]

Okay. What I'm trying to do is I want to get a 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't blame you. I'd get a diesel if I was getting a 2500. I want to know. I want another truck. Let's go get one together. I think they're cheap right now.

[JD]

Let's buy one together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's buy one. Hey, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm serious. I want to get a new truck. I've been driving this Infinity thing.

[JD]

What happened to your truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold it. Oh, okay. Toyota. I mean, it's rice burner. Ain't no. I'm a. I'm not a communist.

[JD]

JD what are you gonna buy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a damn commie.

[JD]

What are you gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm American.

[JD]

You drove that Toyota for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we all thought that about some rice. Yeah. He's not a hater. He's the accident. You know, with all this Kim Jong Un talk.

[JD]

Oh my God. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell am I to be driving a day with?

[JD]

It's a day. Not a day.

[Bobbo]

Woo.

[JD]

It's a twin. Nice truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800. 7, 2 3, 4, 15 Duramax with a hunsky on it, left roof mat. I gotta ask you so many. I've got to ask you so many questions about this truck, it takes too long. What do you want for it? What would you take for it?

[Caller]

Like to get 3940.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a hundred on it, man. It's got a hundred thousand freaking miles. Yeah, but I mean they're all.

[Caller]

Let me, let me ask you this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out of time. I'm out of deleted.

[Caller]

Does that matter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell yeah, it matters. I mean it costs $5,000 to put that back together, but I agree with you. But, but trucks over 30 grand with, with the emissions deleted, they don't sell because it's illegal in the state of Texas to sell it. If the dealer on the lot, if the DMV comes through there and finds it for sale, they hit him with $15,000 fine. And you got to have, you know, your brother Cooter out in the country to get the damn thing inspected. So yes, it matters. Yeah, 80080072 3. It's a 30 grand rig. 800800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be.

[Bobbo]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolf has.

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Been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He doesn't keep caged animals like rabbits, squirrels, or tropical birds. He believes they're best utilized as food for his pet snake. He doesn't have any ink because he believes deep down that all tattoo artists are f. When ordering dinner in a Mexican restaurant, he always adopts a fake Spanish accent because he knows it makes the waiter furious. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. The voice on that guy at the end sounds like you got his stuff in a twitch. Yeah, buddy. I don't always drink, but when I do, it's natty, like taco. Yeah, it sounds like a bad like transvestite character. You think? Yeah, I like it. Kevin. A dually. Is. Is this a. Is this high country diesel? Yeah, but it's two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's two wheel drive. The Dulas.

[Caller]

No, 4x4 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

High country. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. What color?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title to it or is there a payoff? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Huh?

[Randy]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a payoff? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Yeah, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Is it the local bank or is it like the Ally Financial?

[Caller]

No, it's with the credit union.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I can get my title quick. That's what I'm wondering. It's a LT to the Z. Wait, wait, wait. It's diesel.

[Caller]

This is above the LT at the high country, Right? High.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever. Well, how many miles are on it?

[Caller]

24,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller]

Yeah, I be. I've been inclined to get rid of it for 52.

[John Clay Wolf]

52, 52. 52 what? 5 and 2. You won't trade. I got. I got one. I got one. I'll trade you. I'll pump mine two dimes when you pay, two dimes over for yours when you make us a transaction.

[Bobbo]

He's not here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong button. Kevin.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir, Colonel, sir.

[Caller]

Love your show up here in Missouri. I listen to you every weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in Missouri.

[Caller]

I am in Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to high school in Missouri?

[Caller]

Yeah, and I went to college, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta ask you some questions to give you a Missouri test. Like back in the day, you know, the college and high school days. Did you ever see anyone get intoxicated and do anything weird with a farm animal? Even if it was a bet or an initiation process?

[Caller]

Well, see, weird things with women, but not with farm animals. There's been a lot of. There's been a lot of drinking in Missouri throughout the years, and I come from a long line of drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we know that. We know that he is from Missouri and not Arkansas.

[JD]

How's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

He just proved it.

[JD]

I got it.

[Turley]

Because no animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

No animals.

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go ahead, sir. Talk to me.

[Caller]

Hey. He's talking about the SEC earlier and how many teams are in Texas. And your boy. Your boy Johnny Manziel is going to be disappointed with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did I? Wait, is there another SEC team in Texas? I'm stupid. You said A M Texas. They're big 12.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy]

God damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I thought you said you weren't from Arkansas. You're dumber than Hooter Brown. 800, 817. What is he talking about? No, no, no. What he was saying is your boy, Johnny Manzo is going to be disappointed that you can't even figure it out. But he thinks Texas tech is in SEC, in their Big 12. Big 12. Anyway. But I like the fact that he comes from a long, long out of alcohol. Yeah.

[JD]

And he's proud of it. Not only does he.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with him. I'm with him.

[Bobbo]

Pretty good excuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that new miller light. 18 ounces with the screw cap in the big.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the new end?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Keeps it cold longer. When you're done with it, it doubles as a urinal perfectly.

[JD]

Oh, lovely. Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can use it with that big thing of the. You know, the way the top works. Right. Depending on how you're. How you're built.

[JD]

It all imperfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Rush Limbaugh. John Rush. Have you. Have you peed in one of those new Miller Light bottles?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure, Yeah. I mean, I'm in radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Oh what.

[Bobbo]

That's what you can't all. You know, studios. And you, you probably know this J.D.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The owners of these facilities don't generally provide a very clean or serviceable working environment.

[JD]

It's always at the other end of the building. Even in my building.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you own it.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's such a thing as a bottom line.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, the Miller Light bottle is perfect.

[JD]

Yeah. You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the screw on top.

[Bobbo]

You bet 18 ounces. I mean you save up a couple of those deals. Perfectly recyclable.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brings you to us today, boss?

[Bobbo]

I was just thinking about trendsetters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

In politics. And think about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amazing. This is Rush Limbaugh, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobbo]

An East. An Eastern European European mail order bride.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I think is going to be a big trend in politics. Coming up we look at the wives of all these. Paul Ryan.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Mitch McConnell the turtle. I think they could do a lot better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, look at, look at our. Our esteemed first lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Melania.

[Bobbo]

Melania Trump. Since the days of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of.

[Bobbo]

And I hesitate to say Jackie O. Yeah.

[JD]

I understand.

[Bobbo]

She was beautiful and it came a lot.

[JD]

Camelot. Right.

[Bobbo]

Smithereens. The way that that whole thing worked out. But Melania's just stunning. I wish she would. I wish she would speak publicly more often.

[JD]

Well, I don't think she does.

[Bobbo]

I just love to watch her. I haven't been so excited to see a woman in politics since the Sarah Palin days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really?

[Bobbo]

That was a big day for you. And those were good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it really?

[Bobbo]

You bet though. The winky changey thing.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good lord, man. I. I mean that's, that's. She was like a. Like a neon girl. Shiny like a Cars video.

[JD]

She stood out.

[Bobbo]

You know, you might think I'm crazy.

[Caller]

About that girl.

[Bobbo]

You know. No, but. And, and intellectual at the same time. You know she could, she could see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alaska from her home.

[Bobbo]

Kept an eye on the commie bastards.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think that mail order Eastern European women are going to come into higher demand? Cuz Trump is a trend setter.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of hear where you're coming from.

[JD]

Mail order her or maybe.

[Bobbo]

Maybe Puerto Rican sometime we're going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about this and we're going to get back to this. We. Will you join us when we come back? Brush.

[Bobbo]

I'm always happy to be around on a Saturday. I've got nothing to do but eat pancakes and slip perettes. With more of the John Clay Wal show after this. We'll be Back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Calm, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Morning, honey. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

I got an 09 Dodge Dakota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and.

[Caller]

And y' all said you was looking for trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

22. 088.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be? Where you be living?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Extended cab or four door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

Big Big Horn Edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

09.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. You got a payoff or a title?

[Bobbo]

Payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much payoff?

[Caller]

Well, I think I do. Oh, about 18. I just got it. They didn't even give me the benefit of a reach around you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just bought it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? You want to get rid of it?

[Caller]

I'm over my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 20,000 miles on it. Yo. $18,000 on. Is it Dakota or. Or a Ram?

[Caller]

Dakota Bighorn edition, 2.7 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I'm not trying to bring you down, but they got you.

[Caller]

That's what I said. They didn't even give me a reach around.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took three big sex toys and they took a hammer and, like, tapped them into you. I mean. Easy, easy. I gotta be careful. They. They plugged you up and so bad they hurt you. You're injured.

[Caller]

I. I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you call me? I ain't no damn hospital boy. What do I got, a doctor's hat.

[Caller]

Walking around with a limp.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. For thanks for saving me, Turley. Yeah, that was. I was getting out there a little bit. You're right. You're right.

[Bobbo]

Acknowledging the problem is half a solution.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo, how's your. How's your partying been going? 07 Honda Accord ex coup with 80 BR. Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Joey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. How's the paint? I don't want. I don't want to buy a car that. I think. Nice. Okay.

[Caller]

Minor scratches, minor scratches. Older lady owned it. She had a dog, I think. The hood got a couple little scuffs on it. Black paint, black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

One year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I bought it right after the flood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does six grand sound right? Oh, seven. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's that old body style. I gotta look that one up.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which body style is that? I don't know. How much is it?

[Caller]

It's. I. I have a payoff, and I think the payoff is close to six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, seven. I gotta. I gotta get my body styles right. I think that's the last year of the old body style. Hold on.

[Caller]

Yes, it was a 2003-2009 or 10, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an ex coupe, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

With leather. It's got good miles on black leather.

[Caller]

Yes, leather's in great shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR is $4800. So. Average Manheim Market Index, what they're bringing is five grand through the ring. And that's what I'll give.

[Caller]

All right, too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Hey, we're gonna lose you on the Eagle here in Baton Rouge in just a minute because the LSU pre game. So if y' all want to hear. If y' all want to hear us, you can jump over to the. In Baton Rouge. Listeners to New Orleans. Damn, I forgot the name. The. The. There's a New Orleans station, rock station that you can get in Baton Rouge. Do.

[Caller]

What is it? WJBO?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Helen, look it up right here. John Clay, wolf.com. and then you just click stations on that website, and it's got all of our listings. It's New Orleans. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 92.3. Okay, in Lake Charles, we're on 92.1. And in Lafayette, where are we in Lafayette? 105.1. We're on, like, 18 stations, and I can't keep up. All right, man. Yeah. Five grand, but it needs to be nice. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. Good morning, West Texas. Bears the bruise. Missouri. We got it right. North, east, northwest, Arkansas. There's more stations are coming. What you got, Jay?

[JD]

Well, Jerry Jones, Cowboys says the players disrespecting the flag won't be allowed to play any longer. That's kind of stirred a lot of Folks, that Dallas Cowboy owner indicated after the 35, 31 loss to the Green Bay packers on Sunday, did anyone from his team who participated in such a demonstration would not be allowed to play.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[JD]

Well, I just. What do you think about this? I mean, just what's a policy.

[Turley]

Last year.

[JD]

I know, but. Well, but he's had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he did that.

[JD]

They did the Neil thing. But that wasn't during the pledge or the pledge or the. The Star Spangled Banner.

[Turley]

He's all about publicity.

[JD]

You think that's. Oh, yeah. He yelled at the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

That old gal was taking a knee at the strip club when they got the picture a couple years ago. You remember that one?

[JD]

That one's over the bow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that over the bow? Yeah. She had her hand across her heart, too.

[Turley]

Somebody's heart.

[JD]

Somebody's heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bless her heart.

[JD]

So anyway, I just didn't know if you wanted to talk about that whole shenanigans and that whole thing that's coming up with the Cowboys, and there's now people saying, oh, you should not watch the Cowboys because Jerry's taking a stand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, don't worry. They're going to lose. Okay.

[JD]

President Trump said, God, you are such a.

[Turley]

Why are you so down.

[JD]

Down on the Cowboys. They lose to. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Zeke couldn't play any better than they've been playing.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're wonderful.

[JD]

They're carrying and we still lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said Dag didn't.

[JD]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Dak and Zeke just doing wonderful. The receiving core is doing pretty well. Des missed a few big day shots. Des isn't. If Des was playing up to full. Des. But, yeah, the D's. Letting him run anyway. Okay. I'm not gonna get into ex's. Those. We keep losing, and I'm. I'm tired of it. And I feel like a freaking Eagles fan. That bothers me. Go there. No, I will go there.

[Turley]

Go to the Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how long it's.

[Turley]

Go to the Texans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, it's been 20.

[Turley]

I know. Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Trust me, 27 years.

[Turley]

I have a cowboy hat on right now. Trust me, I know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

At this point, we're living in the was.

[JD]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Turley]

Oh, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We're in the woods. I mean, it's like Pittsburgh back when they used to talk trash like 10 years ago. Remember back in 1967? No, I wasn't born. Pittsburgh's.

[Turley]

Yeah. They got a Super Bowl.

[JD]

I wasn't born.

[Turley]

Go to the Texans if you're going to go to anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Texans are flighty, man. They're, they're a one hit wonder. And I hope they have a great year because I'd love to join them.

[Turley]

I'm talking about playing to the audience. That's why I'm saying go to the Texans.

[JD]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas, kick ass.

[Bobbo]

Texans are getting it together, though, man. They've got a quarterback that's getting it done now. Their, their run game is kind of working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texans have a decent baseball club this season as well.

[Turley]

Houston Astros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's your, what's your take on that, Turley? You're.

[Turley]

They're, they're going to beat my Yankees in six and they'll be in the World Series against the Dodgers. And I believe they're going to beat the Dodgers, I think. Wow. Yeah, I think this is their year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they ever done it?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So they're just like the Rangers. They've sucked for something years and now they're going to get. Get on it. Good, good, good. That's exciting. I'm happy for you and yours. Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. 14 Ram Eco Diesel two wheel drive with 80,000 miles. Two wheel drive. Does it have a sunroof, Chris?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

20?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Dealer offer 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does 22 buy it?

[Caller]

What? What? 22? I don't know. Maybe I, I owe 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 26 buy it?

[Caller]

26 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not buying it for 26. I just want to see if it. Hey, go, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Let me take a look.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Of course.

[JD]

Big Texas, Oklahoma game today. 230 Cotton bowl and the top 10. I was talking to Casey in the hall. Top 10 is the differences. And there are a lot of them between Texas and Oklahoma. Not just the football team, but the whole state. So that's coming up after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Bobbo. You know he did that, he snorted that BC powder on the air about six weeks ago and it's on the Facebook page. It's very humorous. Here's a clip. Some people got all bitchy about it.

[JD]

Yeah, they did.

[Turley]

You want to hear the clips?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really?

[JD]

Drug and drug. You're glorifying drug use.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you're. You're sure it's safe. I'll get it. But go to givemetheven.com. what seat are you in right now?

[JD]

Dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sick. I know.

[JD]

Got a dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was after he snorted. Was it immediate but listen to snort. Listen. He snorted a pound of BC powder. And if you're. You're sure it's safe, I'll get it. But go to givemetheven.com. what city are you in right now? I mean, that's just.

[JD]

Why would you try just a little and see how it did?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, because I'm. I'm starting to think I'm really not as intelligent as I always imagine.

[JD]

You're a showman and you were on the air and you were like, I'm gonna make this funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

He killed it. He killed it.

[Bobbo]

And I got that little man thing and I'm like, oh, dare me. Dare me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the stripper in Vegas dared. The Miami coach does the same thing.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw that last week, I was like, there's Bobo. We were just five weeks early. It was just five weeks.

[JD]

I dare you. I dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maurice. A 13 Focus ST with 78 leather roof and nav. Is the ST the hot rod one.

[Caller]

Hey. Yes. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller]

From Texas. Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, Good. Is the ST the hot rod version of the Focus?

[Caller]

It's the hot hatch. It's the first year that Ford came up with a hot hatch. The ST. So the scooter, four cylinder, turbocharged, 252 horsepower. You can only get manual transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord almighty. You really love this thing.

[Caller]

Well, it's a nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you just get a Subaru wrx?

[Caller]

Now I want a Ford Focus S. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much is it? Is it? Is it? I know what it is. Is it? I got to go. I got to go. Hang on. I'm wasting too much time on a Ford Focus. Is it. Is it more than 9,000?

[Caller]

9,000 what?

[John Clay Wolf]

$9,000. We'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. 800, 800 radio. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

Good morning.

[JD]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's mariachi guns.

[JD]

Like I'm in a Mexican restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

He says this sweet Romero Roma put them together.

[Randy]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was actually behind Selena.

[Bobbo]

Arrangement of the Sweet Ninja of Mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad, everybody, he's here with us a little early today. Not only does he prepare young quarterbacks to become big quarterbacks.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a. He's a musical genius. Kind of like that pervert that did the Backstreet Boys. What's his name? I Can't remember, you know?

[JD]

Yeah, the Backstreet Boys.

[Bobbo]

I don't know these Backstreet Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I try to stay out of the alleys all of the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are these guys from? Bump.

[JD]

Lou Perlman.

[Bobbo]

They sing about a long. A long lost love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

As clear as the bright blue sky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Right.

[Bobbo]

And she was. And she was a sweet child.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Turley]

You know the band? Actually, they have other songs too.

[JD]

This band?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah?

[JD]

What's the name?

[Turley]

See if you know this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marriage Mar. What do you call it? Romero.

[Bobbo]

That's mariachi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mariachi metal.

[Bobbo]

It's mariachi.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you created this concept and found the musicians?

[Bobbo]

No, no, I found them. I follow them sometimes. Like people used to follow the fish or the. Or the grassroot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

I've seen it 40 times.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

In the last year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

For real.

[Bobbo]

My favorite man.

[JD]

That's a lot.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mariachi metal.

[Bobbo]

Mr. Lou permanent himself.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Does not like the meet and greet.

[JD]

Oh, he doesn't?

[Bobbo]

But the Bomb members are fine gentlemen. They like to hang around. Have a taco here.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Nachos. Belgrande here.

[JD]

Taco Bell.

[Bobbo]

We have a wonderful time. The yummy family of restaurants is one of our favorite in the family, especially for Antonio, who have gained much weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everyone's really enjoying your son as a broadcaster. I can tell you that. That is the. He's better at that than he was being a quarterback for the Caballeros. Devin In New Orleans. A 16 Ram Rebel, four wheel drive leather nav. 29,000 miles. What color red is it? A eight cylinder.

[Caller]

It's the. I don't know, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the answer. I think they all were. It's a 5.7 Hemi. I'm sure it's crew cab. How many miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, it is almost 29,000. It's got the Ram boxes and stuff as well. And the seats have like the same print as the Dyers. It's got the leather outside, neoprene inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 30 grand. Okay, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. I'll confirm that.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio mark in Houston, a 15G37 with 67 stick shift. It says vert. What's a vert?

[Caller]

A convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's DJ Pre K. You're going to know his lingo using his hood lingo. It's a vert. Vert dog. The hell's a vert? Does the vert top work?

[Caller]

Pearl color? Yes. Oh yes, this work. I have a extended warranty on it. Also transferable. It's beautiful. Speakers and headset, headrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a stick vert though, right? That's weird.

[Caller]

Yes. 60,000 miles and it's a beautiful. And it's a beautiful one. But I have two daughters that I'm trying to. That'll be driving here soon. And I don't think I want them to learn how to drive a stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe it is $10,000.

[Caller]

$10,000? Oh man, that's real low. I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to givemetheven.com Give me the VIN number because I'm just looking up 10 infinity G27. Is it like the journey package or anything?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go load it in the website. We'll get it online. I'll give more if it's got more if it's more car. I just. That that's why I need the vin. A lot of times it's because I can't. These damn infinities and Nissans have like 40 different variations of model and it's really hard to hit them right off the cuff. Bob and Bedford. Bedford. Bob builder. Bob. Bob the Builder. 06F250. Not much. Is this a Lariat?

[Caller]

It's a Larry FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off road, it's a 06. Crappy engine, 6 liter, but it's been bulletproofed, which helps save it.

[Caller]

Bulletproof and tuned? Yes sir. It's in good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it stock or is it lifted?

[Caller]

A two inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good tires. Needs them or just replaced them.

[Caller]

Brand spanking new Toyo MT35.12 and a half, 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of sound like homeboy's got a truck. It does. I mean, living in Bedford, Texas. He probably is. The nicest truck in Bedford, Texas.

[JD]

Visiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty sharp. Go, go. First. 06F250. Four wheel drive, bulletproofed. Buck 20 on the clock. Thirteen grand. Fourteen grand.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little low, but okay. But you know, I'll. I hit him a little low on the radio. And I'll tell you why. Because I don't want people. When we get off the radio is when all the magic happens and the real stuff starts happening. Well, he said this and he said that. Well, I can always come up, but I can never come down. Never, never without anybody getting mad. So what I really want you all to do is go to the website, load the VIN number, load the pictures, tell me what it takes. I'll come up. I'll damn sure come Up. I just want to see it. I don't want to. I'm not your regular car guy that's going to highball you just to get you in and then give you the bad news. That's just not what I do.

[Turley]

All right.

[Caller]

Thanks, sir.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yep.

[JD]

And you make it sound like, go to the vin, do this, that so easy. It's really simple. I know it sounds like a radio thing to say, but it is easy. It's so simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the plate things come in too, where you just put your plate in. It'll pop your VIN there'll be nice.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it in your underwear or naked. And we like gay people's cars because they are nicer and we pay more.

[JD]

You kill me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[JD]

I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But unless you're in like bourbon, like French Quarter, kind of wild. Gay. That's different. They party a lot. They throw up in their cars. There's things that happen. But like your. Your regular straight homosexual male.

[JD]

Your regular straight homosexual male.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know your Volvo driving. So driving your toy, your Subaru. Driving straight homosexual male. He's got the nicest car in the business.

[JD]

Left out Miata, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll pay extra for it. We need an option on our. On our form. No, it would be an automatic thousand dollar ad. No. Everybody's gonna say they're gay.

[JD]

There's the sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why we have boba for.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 817.

[JD]

He'll do anything for the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll take one for the team or.

[JD]

Maybe even two with the BC pattern.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Silverado with 132 wheel drive, navigation crew cable. James doesn't have the big back door or the double cab.

[Caller]

It's a double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought so.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand is what I'm thinking. I need to see it. I need to see the van.

[Caller]

And he did it right on the money that I. Oh, four. I owe 14. And I'm. I'm looking forward to Dolly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pretty good at this. I have been doing this, you know. I said I've been doing it 20 years. Jenny. Yep. This is embarrassing.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's really been 27. I mean when I started in 18 out of. a high school.

[JD]

What were you doing at that point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was a salesperson. Okay. At the. The summer between high school and college before I started playing football at smu. I had two months before football started. Sold cars at Hillard Ford in Fort Worth, which is now AutoNation. And I got fired.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

For getting written up three times for not filling out my daily activity report.

[JD]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

After a month. And then I went down the street to a Chevy store and worked there at Bruce Lowry for a month. And I was the leader of the number two at the Ford store at the 18, and then number one at the Chevy store in two months. And then after I left, I kept talking to him, and I hooked my friends up with cars. So, I mean, if you start it, then. Then that's 27 years. Okay. It's a long time. And there was a guy, because I remember when I was working at the Ford store, that's how I got in the wholesale business. There was this juke cat that was the wholesaler that was paying off the used car manager.

[JD]

Oh, you learned that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, I was watching this deal because he was a friend of my buddies, and he lived in a mansion over in Mira Vista making some cash. Yeah.

[Turley]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was. And he was paying off the guy that ran used cars, and they're still.

[JD]

Together today at Hillard Ford to get the vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they had this racket going, and I was watching. It's like I'd bring a Jaguar down there for an appraisal, and they put a thousand dollars in it, and then I'd watch. And. And he was partnering with the wholesaler so that they. They built the racket of the whole. So they're the reasons that dealers don't even wholesale cars to other wholesalers anymore. They all use the auctions because of crooks like them.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this guy got rich as hell, cutting miles and paying off used car managers, being an absolute outlaw back in the 80s. No 90s, late 90s, no. 2000. Sure.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I mean, let's not date it. Let's not date it more than it needs to be dated.

[JD]

I was just trying to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, if you don't Believe me, ask Ms. Hillard. We've talked about it. But anyway, where was I going with that? But, yeah, I was looking at this guy, and I was like, there's got to be a better way to do this where I can actually get the end user in touch with the real money. The wholesale money.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't have to go through a bunch of crooks that are paying off and acting like a bunch of drug. Like a bunch of drug smugglers.

[JD]

Everybody get the.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do it.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what give me the VIN is. It's really a Play. I put the real money in contact with the end user and cut out the crooks.

[JD]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we make 300 a car. And that's not crooked. That's fine. That's cheap. Actually, we do a ton of cars. I mean, you do 300 a week and do the math. That adds up. But. But if I didn't do that monster volume, then I couldn't afford to do it that cheap. And if I couldn't do it that cheap, then I couldn't pay that much. So that's really what we do. So it was all a religion war.

[JD]

It all started.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it all started with a little prick in Fort Worth, Texas, that told me I wouldn't cut out to do it.

[JD]

Oh, who's this? Somebody at a car dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather just keep it in my back pocket.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows who he is.

[JD]

But look how successful we are today. Sometimes it takes that I arm Joel Osteen all of a sudden. Sometimes it takes that resistance to spring you forward into your destiny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes takes a crook that you just have to kick his ass, all right? And he lies and lies and steals money from you when you all partner stuff at Carmax for three years.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I hire his office manager, and she comes over and shows me the docks of where you stole my half.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes it can take things like that, too.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes somebody needs to get their ass beat when they're maybe peeing out next to a tree and don't see it coming. Sometimes they might need to just keep looking around their shoulder.

[JD]

Hey, Michael, can you turn off his mic just for a minute?

[John Clay Wolf]

I owe that old boy. I owe him. I just owe him. Yeah, I do.

[JD]

But he made you who you are today. No, A trustworthy, wonderful no, no, I owe him. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

2010 Ram. 76, 000 miles is extended, cab or crooked. Oh, did I get a little weird?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Got to just let this kind of thing go, John, because carrying around that remorse and regret and anger just going to eat you up inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about when they break into their own office? Okay, the. This guy I'm talking about, and they call the police and they blame it on me.

[JD]

Ooh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And trying to frame me.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's awful.

[JD]

That's really.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[JD]

Seriously?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Homeboy, you're. You're making me think. Homeboy. Yeah. I mean, I don't know when payday is, but I think it's. I think we're clicking pretty good. And then you go. Yeah. God, I could go on for a While. But I'll just let it be. I'm thinking about you, honey.

[JD]

I bet you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 Durango, 82,000 miles. Leather roof. You there, boy? Derek?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it leather and roof or just clothes? Oklahoma. Where in Oklahoma are you? Where?

[Caller]

Carnegie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where that is.

[Caller]

54 mile north of Lawton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're listening on the Bear.

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're listening on 1047, the bear out of Wichita Falls. Yeah, I love that station. I think this rig's worth 11, 12 grand. I need to see the VIN number, though. Go to give the vin.com and load it up. We'll buy it that 10 Sierra, William and Baytown. 10 Sierra with 58 Texas edition. 1010. What is it? Is it 16 grand? Is it 16 grand, honey? Yeah, I agree. Okay, we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywell Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com, because he can. That car you didn't trade in, that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. So the guy that called in a minute ago about the truck that the guys hit at 19, and I said, I'll probably give 22 too, right? Mixon just walked in from the buyer's room and said we bid it at 19 because it was wrapped with a company.

[JD]

Oh, it's got a company wrapped on it?

[Turley]

Yeah, Mixing's one of the managers.

[JD]

Managers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we bid it safe because you never know when you peel the wrap.

[JD]

Off what it's gonna look like if.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S all hell beat, right? So, yeah, unwrap it. We'll buy it.

[Turley]

People forget to tell you this kind of stuff on the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

They do. They just like to try to. It's all good, man. It's all good. It's all good. Manny. Yeah. 06 Sierra. Four wheel drive with 200 on it. Oh no. What do you think? Four grand?

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. It's got 200 on it. Come on.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? All right, well, I'm gonna. What do you take for it? What do you take for it?

[Caller]

I was looking to get like nine. Oh, God damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lift sounds cool. The lift. See all that good stuff helps out.

[Caller]

Tinted. It's a pretty nice truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a.

[Caller]

An apple radio in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I hear you. Yeah, but. But you just gotta understand it's a gas rig that's 11 years old. It's got 200 on it. So the lifespan, I think it's six grand. Based on the way you're describing it. Maybe. Maybe 6, 500. Yep. I mean just is what it is. Dude, when you. When you have 200,000mile crap, you're gonna get 200 000mile bidding. Just like Sean in Victoria, Texas. Good morning, Sean.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

O2F250 with 200,000 miles. Is it a seven, three?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's. I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand without. Five grand without looking at it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. All right.

[Caller]

Any. Do you have time for another one right quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, please just go to the website. It'll do them. It'll. It'll do a thousand a minute. It's. It's fully auto. It's a bump stock. Boom. It'll go fully auto. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad analogy.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800 highline cars. Give me some Highline cars. Did we get the Lamborghini yesterday? Mixing the 18,000mile when I want that car. We had a McLaren that we're supposed to be buying.

[JD]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me some boobs. Yeah. I don't need a bunch of block cars. You start playing bling money for block cars and you throw up on yourself. 800-800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Casey Kasem is right there and he does have a top two.

[JD]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[JD]

How you doing? It's Texas. Oklahoma weekend today. 2:30, the big screen sooners and be playing the Longhorns in the Cotton ball. Right. There's a lot of differences in the football teams. But even more important, there's a lot of differences between Texas and Oklahoma. We'll do the top ten differences. Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do this off the top of my head.

[JD]

Well, why don't you start off then. Johnny, give us a difference between Texas and Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

The barbecue.

[JD]

Barbecue's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD]

But it's not on my list.

[John Clay Wolf]

The teeth.

[JD]

Teeth is another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

But again the women dip smokeless tobacco. The beer is less effective. Yeah, well, there's more Indians walking around with weird looks on their faces. Well, cuz they're rich and they've been to the casino.

[Randy]

Bar.

[JD]

Casinos. Hey, let's do the top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say start five right there.

[JD]

So we got the top 15 today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[JD]

Famous groups from Texas are in ZZ Top. In Oklahoma. Henson. Top crop in Texas's cotton. Top crop in Oklahoma. Dust. The best water in Texas. That's the Gulf of Mexico in Oklahoma. Uncle Jimmy's above ground pool. Famous outlaws in Texas, you got Bonnie and Clyde. In Oklahoma. Deadbeat dads. Famous monuments in Texas. Big Tex in Oklahoma. Little Garth. TV shows that made us famous. In Texas you got Dallas. In the Oklahoma, it's Cops. Coolest celebrities. Texas, you have Matthew McConaughey and Chuck Norris in Oklahoma. And nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin Durant.

[JD]

The best beer in Texas at Shinerbach in Oklahoma, it's imported Shinerbach.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have Texas Sucks Beer up there now.

[JD]

Living legends in Texas, George Strait. And in in Texas, Oklahoma, that's Bucky the Beer Fever.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Garth Brooks?

[JD]

He's not a living legend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he is.

[JD]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course he is.

[JD]

Oh my God. If you live there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And number.

[JD]

The most beautiful place in Texas, of course, is the Hill country in Oklahoma. The Texas state line size headed south. There's your top 10 things that are different from Texas. Oklahoma, we apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the wilderness?

[JD]

There's our beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Lake Murray?

[JD]

Why don't you go live there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I almost did. I owned a Chevy store. And Marietta, Oklahoma, on an accident. It was like I lost a bet.

[JD]

Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for Texas. Yeah, sorry. Oh, to our Oklahoma listeners.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Oklahoma is an interesting place. I love the rich, preppy Oklahomans. They're just still like so stuck in the Herald's catalog from 88. Really?

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And then the, the, you know, Boonsville's like, what the hell is that boy talking about? Harold's catalog. In the city years are like, enid, I'm not from the city. I'm from Enid.

[JD]

That's not the city.

[John Clay Wolf]

14Q5. It's not even the city, man. It's like half a million people. It's like the country. It's awesome country with stoplights. 14q5 with 70 on it. Good morning, Michael. Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm out of Tomball, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that'd be. What color's your Audi?

[Caller]

It is the graphite. Lava graphite or something like that. Dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a SQ5.

[Caller]

No, it's just the Q5, but it's the TDI. That's the. That's the kicker. That's three unspoken letters right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get the. Did you get the diesel money from them?

[Caller]

We got half of it up front. It's a Gen 2 motor, so they think they're going to be able to fix it. So there's kind of a gamble on whether or not to hold on to it or not. Just try to see what the market is. It was. It was really low about a year ago. I held on to it for longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need, I'm running out of time and I need. I need the VIN number to bust into the. Right. Like you said that I can get comps on the different gens of motors, but I need the VIN number to do it. So if you want me to bid it right, send me the VIN number. If you want me to just BS with you and throw a number out there out of my butt, you know, 25 grand. I don't know. But if not, not, not 25 grand. Hang on, wait for it. You know, 20. But, but I.

[Caller]

25 seems a little high, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just throwing 20 out there. But give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let me know what it takes to buy and I'll drill down and figure it out and get you exact offer and I'll email it to you.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Are we going to break in 45 seconds or no? 45 seconds.

[JD]

Okay, I got a great question. When we come back then, what's the deal with Harvey Weinstein? Why are people picking on him? That's been going on since the dawn of.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an old horny Jew guy. I mean, Hollywood has made a gazillion dollars. I mean, don't they all do this?

[JD]

It's been since the 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get to nail Gwyneth Paltrow?

[JD]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that true? Did she confess?

[JD]

No, she's never said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you have any.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Turley]

I don't think she wants to confess about that.

[JD]

No. Who would who would admit that? Well, it's been happening in Hollywood since Hollywood.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's women that use their power for sexual prowess too.

[JD]

Well, sure, but why suddenly this guy? I just don't understand it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just the jelly of the month man.

[JD]

He's the guy that got what?

[Turley]

Caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

He also get caught with the guy from Fox. I mean all the news guy got blasted last year. It's changing. I mean, pretty soon we're just going to do in vitro artificial, you know, fertilization because nobody will be able to have sex anymore because everybody will be afraid of getting sued. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com gimmethevin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.comfirst, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, gimmethevin.com it's so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about everything that the real daddy does. Pay the bills, buy the food, put a fruit over your head. Everything you could ever ask for. Make your world a better, safer place. And what does daddy get for all his work? The big piece of chicken. That's how daddy get is the big piece of chicken. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. God, I've been listening to that cheese and crackers Chris Rock forever, not forever. Just to reintroduce it again. It is good. It's so good, it's silly. It really is.

[JD]

There's an XM channel called Comedy greats and that's on there on a regular basis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark in Montgomery, midnight in Montgomery. 14. BMW. It says 320D. Do you mean 328D?

[Caller]

Yeah, 328D.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a sedan?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

70,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, 69,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the Lux line or the M Sport?

[Caller]

I don't know what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

A luxury Line or an M Sport or heated seats or navigation or stick shift.

[Caller]

It's automatic. It's very loaded, but it doesn't have navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's 14. 5.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

14,500. If it's just leather.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 5. Ooh, a WRX has guy looking for him. Scott, you have a guy looking for you or what?

[Caller]

He's not actually looking for me. He's looking for the car because he never saw me because I got the hell out of there. But he's gonna recognize the car because there's not that many of them around here.

[JD]

What's the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay, well, tell me the story, because I'm confused.

[Caller]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand. So we got a 13 WRX with 30. Yes, but what's the guy looking. Who is what? Looking for what is this?

[Caller]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're on the air. Oh, okay.

[Caller]

Well, I was talking to the other guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's DJ Prek. He knows. Speaking no English, so good.

[Caller]

Well, right at the end of the street, there's an old fart's home, nursing home. And I was driving around there, and this old lady pulled right out. And when we got up to the next light, this guy gets out of the back seat of this old lady's car and walk. Starts walking straight up between two rows of cars, heading right for my car. I'm laying on the horn, trying to get the lady in front of me to get out of the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Caller]

Get around that corner, and this dude fast forward to make humans big, right? So he's. Yeah, he's looking for the car. He's not. So who. Whoever buys this car is gonna be laying on the ground going, it wasn't me. It wasn't me.

[JD]

Okay, so you're selling the car because of road rage? Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm telling you, you've seen the size of this guy.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard anybody does 815 grand buy it.

[JD]

You're over a barrel.

[Turley]

I'll take it.

[Caller]

Well, are you gonna at least send it out of this area of the city? Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is Scott? Texas. Where is Scott? Texas?

[Caller]

No, I am Scott, and you're in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, I'll send it to Oklahoma. You know, we to need to send some crazies up there. Yeah, well, I'll give you 18 grand and send it to Oklahoma. And when Uncle Ray comes and picks it up, he'll give you a 38 just for your protection.

[Caller]

No, I already got a 45 I don't need that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Tell them I. Let's talk about it off here. We. We've. We've confused the hell out of myself and probably the rest of the listener. I'm confused. Not really, but I get what happened.

[Turley]

He wants to sell the car because it's like some people think cars are possessed or whatever reason this guy got.

[JD]

Chased down, somebody's watching for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero. Romo, do we want to. Do we want to have Romero now or do we want to have him?

[Turley]

He's sitting here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not Romero? Good morning. Good morning, sir.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody that needs a bid on their car, go to givemetheven.com we want to buy them. We buy several cars. We could make it easy. Look at our reviews online. They're. They're amazing. Go ahead. Oh, if I don't beat Carmax, y' all pay 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

You know, Ginger Wolf, when people ask about my son Antonio, it's a bit of a mixed bag right now because he's having much success, right, As a sportscaster. Sure. I also have a teeny bit of trouble putting on some weight since he had become an announcer with the Colombia sports broadcaster network. Since he and the gymnast are constant traveling, there's most necessity for restaurant dining.

[JD]

He's not working out either, every day?

[Bobbo]

No, he's an announcer on the television.

[JD]

Just hanging out, eating, drinking.

[Bobbo]

Senior Nancy tried to take Tony to wholesome, healthy restaurant.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But Antonio, as you know, have an aversion to utensils.

[JD]

Okay. Well, yes.

[Bobbo]

And so he have been sustained himself on the yum brand of Wham Foods like the Taco Bell of the young on the kfc. And of course, he's his favorite these days.

[JD]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

The pizza hood.

[JD]

Oh, really? That's his favorite?

[Bobbo]

Yes. He especially loves the pepperoni louvers. Pepperoni louver with bread of sticks and a 12 a piece wing Street Cajun boneless wings. But this diet and wear it short time have been no so healthy.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

For him.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

It's saturated fat.

[Bobbo]

You do know he gained 40 pounds in four weeks?

[JD]

I don't know that's possible. But okay.

[Bobbo]

And the CBS sports, the network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They have to give him the jacket previous owned by Alex Cavis.

[JD]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

A size extra large times four.

[JD]

I saw him on tv. He doesn't look that big.

[Bobbo]

He's huge.

[JD]

He's huge. Okay.

[Bobbo]

And so this week's Gym 9's taking him to the Quinn B. Smokehouse barbecue restaurant in Los Charlotte.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

North Carolina.

[JD]

North Carolina.

[Bobbo]

Before the Panthers Eagles game.

[JD]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Because the ribs at the queen bee. No utensils are required.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, the ribs.

[Bobbo]

So they bring the plates to his tablet.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And it's like the Freddie Flintstone entree.

[JD]

Oh, the giant brontosaurus ribs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. White. Impressive.

[JD]

Those are human. Huge.

[Bobbo]

But Antonio does not realize that while utensils are absolute, some carrots should still be tech with the rib bone. Really? Now, since last week he have been on a very strict diet. And so he's perhaps a bit cutting down famish.

[JD]

Oh, really? That bad? The diet.

[Bobbo]

And he's swallowing entire rib in one bite. Oh God, the bone and all.

[JD]

Oh, What?

[Bobbo]

And in 12 seconds flat he have swallowed tres.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Three leaves with the bones.

[JD]

That's very unhealthy.

[Bobbo]

Luckily the gymnast have seen this before.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He has saved the James Brown's life numerous times with his lightning fast employment of the Heimlich maneuver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

So he grabbed a Tony from behind his. Speed of the bone. Speed of the bone. Speed of the bone.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he making him wary scared. He almost passed out.

[JD]

Well, you're. Yeah, you're grabbing the guy's stomach.

[Bobbo]

And he grab an entire family entree bowl of the Becca beans. The award winning queen be Becca beans.

[JD]

Those are good.

[Bobbo]

And he throw them into the kitchen from the table. The table is in the private club room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Way in the back, 48 yards away. And the beans hit the cook on the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

And still when the cook wake up.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He said, that is prettiest throw I've ever seen. And thank you, Antonio Romo, for hitting.

[JD]

Me in the head with the beans.

[Bobbo]

It was a hard time.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, you have to be careful about the bone. Swallow the bone all the time. Please be careful with your children.

[Turley]

Can't eat ribs either, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hilarious.

[Bobbo]

You have a heart.

[Caller]

Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 Porsche Cayenne S. Is anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

Yes. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what color?

[Caller]

It's white with brown interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles again?

[Caller]

57. 7.

[Bobbo]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

7 or 6? 7.

[Caller]

No, no, 6. 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

7. Is it a six cylinder or a. It's an A cylinder if it's s right.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a V8. It's got the air suspension, it's nicely equipped. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got a clean carfax. I'm a mid-20s buyer. 25, maybe 26.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir.

[JD]

Somebody just sent me a screenshot of espn. They're doing a pregame for Texas, Oklahoma and at the bottom of the screen, you know, they put little trivia stuff. It says weather in Dallas is going to be sunny and temperatures in the low 90s. And in parenthesis it says Cotton bowl roof may close in hot weather. Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

ESPN finally did something funny.

[JD]

Good luck with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not politically charged. Good job. 800-800-7234. Remember, we're going into our number four. We're going to lose some of our affiliates. Houstonites, you can jump over to 97.5 and pick us up in much of Houston. The podcast will go up about 1 o' clock@john claywolf.com on iTunes. Search the John Clay Wolf show and Stream it on iHeart Media Player. Actually, do we have the podcast going up on iHeart now too?

[Turley]

Yes, it's on there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need to remind me to ask you about that because there's got to be easier way to do it. Deborah, can I. Yeah, I've got a minute left. Can I grab you? Will you call me back? Thanks. 800. 800. Careful what you say. Randy. What the hell? What's your story? Randy the Chipmunk.

[Randy]

What do you mean? I ain't do nothing. What you been? I just looking for nuts. You know what chipmunks do. Yeah, we got a lot of nuts in town this weekend for sure. Damn Sooner fans.

[JD]

Sooner fans are here. Make sure.

[Randy]

What is it that causes perfectly good Texas people to root for the damn Sooners? I mean, I hate to be a homer.

[JD]

Yeah, you see it all over the.

[Randy]

North part of the state, up along Red river flying those OU flags. Well, what's the appeal?

[JD]

Some of them are from Oklahoma. They, you know, prefer that state.

[Randy]

Hey, that's a big deal. Usually it's pretty good event for picking up all kinds of leftover concessions.

[JD]

Oh, you go out to the Fair.

[Randy]

Park Electronics and stuff. Yeah. T back later. Y' all got time, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you come back in a minute?

[Randy]

Yeah, I'm gonna hang around for a while. I'm not. I'm not gonna go to the game till about four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

Yeah, that's when all the good, you know, fallen food becomes available food, I bet, to a connoisseur like myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car. We'll beat your carmax offer or we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Actually, I had to send out two checks for $100 yesterday and will typically beat your Texas. Anybody else's offer too. 13 Lariat, four wheel drive with 60 JT does that. It's got leather roof and nav does 30, 30, 30, 30, 30,. 30, 30, 34 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Oh, just a little more than 34 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get it bought. Load it up into the website. Let's do business. Thanks. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and trucks. Obviously on the radio. Bobo, jd, jd the Grand Jack and Ryan. He's going to join the Ku Klux Clan. That's what Chris Rock said. We'll be back in a minute in some stations. Otherwise, grab us on the stream or on the podcast. See ya.

[Caller]

This is Gabriel in Austin, Texas, and I'm very offended by the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sing and cry, Valhalla.

[Caller]

I am coming.

[Randy]

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

[Caller]

Some men you just can't reach.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you get what we had here.

[Randy]

Last week, which is the way he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he gets broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

Look at your young men fighting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at your women crying. If you think Sweet Child of Mine and Take Me down to Nazareth City are good songs, you need to grab. Use your illusion. Axel is here today. Yeah, Axel.

[JD]

He's out with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good morning, Axel. Holy cow. Good morning. Hi, Axel. How was the tour?

[Bobbo]

That's my friend John.

[JD]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You on the radio, baby. You know you did that. That was it. The hymns. Axel sings the hymns. Do we have that handy?

[Turley]

I believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Axel sings Gospel.

[Bobbo]

K Tail Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up. From the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take me down to Nazareth City.

[Caller]

I just got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amazing grace O how sweet the sound I just want my coffee. I'm not a wretch. Yes, I am, baby. And sings my soul, My savior God to me.

[Randy]

Whoa, how great thou art.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus, how great thou art, religiousness.

[Bobbo]

And as primary songwriter on all those Guns and Roses classic tunes, Axel has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know where you are, baby. You're in the water. You're going to be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby. Oh, you going to live.

[Bobbo]

I've been hanging with my sweet sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus he brings me hope and joy he's gonna make the devil leave me.

[Bobbo]

Alone oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Devil leave me alone oh, whoa, whoa.

[JD]

Sweet son of God My Favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Son of God.

[Bobbo]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel. Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Covered I want you to take me to my Lord I want to see my Lord Please take me to my.

[Randy]

Lord give me $20.

[Bobbo]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City. Available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil a stores.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Axel, do you have more? Are you working on anything new?

[Bobbo]

Ah, I gotta open a new session.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

A gospel song?

[JD]

A whole new album? Whole new cd. Slash won't play with you guys. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost my guitar friend.

[JD]

Okay, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pray for Slash. Well, Axel, will you play it live? Will you debut it here on the show next week?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Bobbo]

For $20.

[JD]

Okay, $20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine. That's a good rate. Michael in Houston. 11 raptor with 150,000 miles a crew cab. Average rougher, clean.

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big miles. Big miles. Big miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it does. We bought it used. I bought it cheap. I only bought it for 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long ago?

[Caller]

I bought it for 23 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what will you take for it now?

[Caller]

I was looking for 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye, Michael.

[JD]

Love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

150,000 miles. No. Hey, Jeff. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

The Grand Dragon. It is good to hear your voice again.

[JD]

Stop it with that. Good to hear your voice as well, Jeff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Combie? Texas.

[JD]

I've been here for nine years.

[Caller]

It's on the outside of sulphur springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out in the ghettos. Did J.D. used to have the country? Did J.D. used to hold revivals out there?

[JD]

Amen.

[Caller]

Oh, back on the 105. Three days with rough.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Russ? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Arthur O5 vet with 32,000 miles. What color Arthur? Corvette. Arthur O5 Corvette. Is it. It's black. Is it a convertible?

[Caller]

You know it's not a convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an Automatic?

[Caller]

It's a six speed with 500 horse. It's full exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it all. Is it all decked out?

[Randy]

No, it's.

[Caller]

It's. It's all original except for the interior. It's oxford seats with leather. And on the outside it's full coarser exhaust, core air induction, dyno tubes, VR1 wheels is 1. 5 awards and only one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 10 grand. Maybe 20. 20 if it's. If I like it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look.

[JD]

Moving on up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just too much ostrich. Skin.

[JD]

It's got a whip antenna. President Trump's in trouble this week. He got slammed for saying that, hey, you know what? We just can't continue to help. The hurricane ravaged Puerto Rico forever. We just, I mean, it's like they think they're part of the country. He also said he spoke to the Virgin Islands president, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like the president of the country.

[JD]

Like the president of the Virgin Islands, where there's three islands.

[John Clay Wolf]

The British version.

[JD]

No, there's three islands that are U. S. Virgin Islands. That would be St. Thomas and that would be St. John and that would be St. Croix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

And he's the president of those islands. Oh, he didn't U. S. Territory.

[Turley]

Did you hear the audio, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

You haven't?

[Turley]

I think he was drinking.

[JD]

And I will tell you, I left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas and I left Florida and I.

[JD]

Left Louisiana and I went to Puerto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rico and I met with the president.

[JD]

Of the Virgin Islands. These are people that are people. People that are. Will be there.

[Turley]

Yeah. I think he's drinking a little bit.

[JD]

The peshmode song there. People are people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he was quoting, wasn't it?

[JD]

No doubt. I met with the president of Virgin Islands. That you do every morning when you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look in the mirror, man, being a president everywhere, every one of them is gonna get slammed. Sure.

[JD]

Every word you say, people want to pull it apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think's gonna happen with President Trump?

[JD]

He's gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's going to get reelected?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. What do you think, Bob?

[Bobbo]

You know, when it was impossible last year, I told you guys, you know, this guy could win this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And everybody said, no, I didn't. No, zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it from day one.

[JD]

John was right.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's, that's, that's politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I started losing hope when it looking impossible.

[JD]

Yeah, it turned a couple times. It was. Was a twisty.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think he wins again, Bob?

[Bobbo]

I don't. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on black or red? Where you go? Yes. No.

[Bobbo]

Well, it depends on who the Democrats run against.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Who, who would they run?

[JD]

You don't think so much.

[Turley]

Oh, I think he wins. Yeah. When you divide and conquer, that's what good dictators do. And he's done a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

The liberal Michael Turley. No, it's true.

[Turley]

He's going to win because of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, if they get. But if Mark Cuban winds up running for this thing.

[JD]

Oh, dear God, you know, Mickey Mouse.

[Turley]

He won't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if he does? Donald Duck Donald wasn't either. Right. God, that would be awesome if Mark ran for Democrat. It's like Celebrity Apprentice versus.

[Turley]

That's what it is right now. I mean, this is a big TV show for Trump.

[JD]

And people said that about Reagan, too, because he was an actor before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, people said, oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[JD]

Yep.

[Turley]

Well, he didn't know about reality tv. And everybody's on Arnold Troy. Yeah.

[JD]

Sort of ran California into the ocean.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he knew about how to. How to talk an old gal into getting into a movie. Almost as good as Harvey Weinstein.

[JD]

That just killed me. Why did people turn on Harvey? What is it about him? It's been happening since they created film. Actually, before that, men used power to get sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why him? And women use sex to get power for how many years?

[JD]

Okay, that's. So why is this such a big deal? I'm not defending what he did at all. I'm just saying why are these zeroing in on Harvey?

[Turley]

Have you heard the audio? The clip where the Sting came down with the New York Post?

[JD]

Okay, couldn't you Sting and get this. But let me hear it. I haven't heard it.

[Caller]

What do we have to do here? I'm gonna take a shower.

[JD]

You sit there and have a drink.

[Randy]

Don't drink. Can I stay on the bar?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must come here now.

[Caller]

No.

[JD]

Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna do anything.

[JD]

I swear. My children, please come in on everything I'm gonna face.

[Caller]

I'm feeling very uncomfortable right now. Please come in now and. One minute. And if you want to leave when.

[JD]

The guy comes with my jacket.

[Caller]

Yesterday you touched my priest.

[JD]

Oh, please. I'm sorry.

[Caller]

Just come on. I'm used to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you used to that?

[JD]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Come in.

[Caller]

No, but I'm not used to that. I will do it again.

[JD]

Don't ruin your friendship with me for five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but it's kind of like it's too much for me.

[JD]

I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please.

[JD]

You're making a big scene here.

[Caller]

Please. Okay, Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is that? Creepy.

[Turley]

So it's a New York Post writer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that the one that he whipped out his deal in the hallway and went to business on himself? That sounds kind of weird.

[Turley]

He's telling her to come in, sit in the shop.

[JD]

I mean, do you honestly think that's the weirdest thing that's happened in Hollywood, though? The answer is no. But why him? Why are they zeroing in on him? He did. That's it. It's all under. We'll never find out why. But again, you don't think creepy stuff happens in Hollywood. You. Come on. That's the least of their problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was that scene? Anybody know that audio? A couple years ago.

[Turley]

Well, 2005. I want to say something like that. They were going to run a story, but it got squashed somehow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how. Power and influence week.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

Didn't have time to run it. And then just like she knows she's wired, so she's saying all the stuff to. To lead him down the path.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Donald Trump's same deal wasn't much worse. It was just as bad.

[JD]

It wasn't. Except it wasn't a sting. He was just stupid. It was a wireless mic on in a bus. Dude, you're. I mean, you know, it's easy to forget. I've done it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did what?

[JD]

Not that I've had a wireless mic on before. And you have. You carry around long enough, you forget you go to the bathroom. That famous tape of I went to the bathroom and they odd. They taped it and they played it over and over and over because I had a wireless mic on it for God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Yeah, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I have an 04 GMC crew cab. Dually Duramax diesel with an Allison transmission. It's been garage kept. It's got 108,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? Leather. Does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, I think a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 04.

[Caller]

Yeah, but it's only got 108,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it?

[Caller]

Super nice. It's been garage kept.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, that doesn't mean that the, that the tailgate didn't get, you know, dented up or the. Or the dual fender didn't get hit when it was coming into the garage. I'm not saying it did, but does it have anything. Is there anything I have to spend money on to fix?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's it. Okay, so it's a 12 grand truck. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Jeff, what do you think it takes to buy it? Says 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll. Where. What city are y' all in?

[Caller]

May Pearl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Where is that?

[JD]

JD May Pearl is south and east, I believe southeast of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, towards Waco. There's an exit. May Pearl. Okay, well, do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold? I'm gonna get you with a guy and we're gonna get you paid. I'm gonna buy it.

[Caller]

You want to buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, we're looking at going with a non. Dually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but you want to buy it, so. I mean, I Do we have a deal at 12,000 is what I'm asking.

[Caller]

He wants to know if we have a deal at 12,000. Can I call you back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, let me put you on hold. Hang on. I'm gonna have somebody else grab you so we can get some pictures and some details. DJ, grab her, will you? 800-800-723-4. On one. See, what's funny is when people come in and they get what they want, then they. Then it.

[JD]

Then it scares them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we really do mean it's all right. I mean, you know, it's a big transaction. You know, the. The car short of the home car is the largest deal. Sure.

[JD]

It's the biggest thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter's in seventh grade, eighth grade, and she's like, you know, why is everybody just running around in boxes with wheels on them? I'm like the innocence of youth. Wow. Yeah, it's pretty stony.

[JD]

That's what they are.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD]

Did you check her. Did you check her pupil? Yeah. Really, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do I have to look forward to, dad, when I graduate and get all this education and go through, you know, this hard private school I'm in and then go through graduate school and undergraduate and all this gazillions of dollars of education just so I can get a box with wheels and run around all the time?

[JD]

She's got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got a point.

[JD]

Yeah, she does. Friday the 13th was yesterday. And we may want to talk to this Satan about this one. Flight 666 made it safely into hell. This is a true story. Helsinki Airport. The H E L O is a call identifier. And they actually do this every year. Flight 666, it's a Finland Air flight, takes off from Copenhagen and it takes. It's. They literally take off at 1 o', clock, which is hour 13, and they fly to hell. Flight 666.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are half Danish.

[JD]

If the devil was on board. If the.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is his devil. Satan.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Satan.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I. I never fly, you know.

[JD]

You never know.

[Caller]

Especially. That's a bad strip.

[JD]

Wow. Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Helsinki. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. There's a reason pilots call it hell.

[JD]

What?

[Caller]

It's a.

[Bobbo]

It's a bad thing, you know. Friday the 13th's a lot of fun, but I listen. Human beings really put a little too much emphasis on mathematics sometimes.

[JD]

Well, there's, you know, time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's a construct, a human construct.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's one of those concepts. It really doesn't exist.

[JD]

You're right, actually. And it can be moved. If you go fast enough in outer space, you can change. You can move time.

[Caller]

So you're not late, you're not early.

[JD]

No.

[Bobbo]

You are precisely where you are until you are not. And then hopefully your mind.

[Caller]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

Hell, sinky.

[JD]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey in San Antonio. You've been on hold for a while. You've got some big miles on this truck. Is it a 6 liter or a 73?

[Caller]

6L?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. It's tough, man. It's tough. It's just, you know, three grand, they just don't bring it. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. This is American Woman. Guess who. We've got two and a half minutes left, so we can't go out with that. Randy, what the hell? There you are. Speaking of hell. Yeah.

[Randy]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy]

Devil guy. Yes, me now nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he really?

[Randy]

Yeah. I'm not a young chipmunk anymore.

[JD]

I know, but you've. You've lived a pretty good life.

[Randy]

I watch my peas and cues.

[JD]

You've lived a great life.

[Randy]

Haven. Yo. Texas ou's a big deal.

[JD]

Yeah. You're gonna be at the Cotton bowl later.

[Randy]

I used. I used to always do it. It's a great place to pick up, you know, leftover concessions and things. People leave their cell phones in their bench and. Yeah. All kinds of stuff. On field, off field.

[JD]

Nobody Funnel cakes and all kinds of stuff.

[Randy]

Yeah. Cause the Cotton Bowls, I mean, it's like a totally different deal than the AT&T Stadium.

[JD]

Why?

[Randy]

Well, because Jerry's got chipmunk measures in Place.

[JD]

Oh, at. @&t Stadium. He does?

[Randy]

Yeah. Y' all probably didn't know about that.

[JD]

Nobody knows.

[Randy]

First of all, it's miles and miles of open space just to get in there. I mean, it's dang near impossible.

[JD]

Well, that's true.

[Randy]

Parking lots even at the crack of dawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's rent, a cops and food delivery guys. And the worst custodians.

[JD]

Oh, they're bad.

[Randy]

Especially on game day. Custodians are like natural sworn enemies of all aminals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy]

I don't know why?

[JD]

They don't like it.

[Randy]

Hell, we don't steal any of the new food?

[JD]

No, bits and pieces, but they don't want you hanging around.

[Randy]

I know, but any professional sporting event, there's a hell of a bunch of bits and. And pieces. Well, yeah, see, but custodians, pretzels, they always keep an eye on the floors and walkways, which is kind of our natural work environment.

[JD]

Oh, they're already looking down.

[Randy]

Yeah, you don't ever want to get spotted by one of Jerry Jones custodians.

[JD]

Why? What are they? Are they. Because are they dark?

[Randy]

Besides their special alertness, which can only be taught in an accredited community college, custodians take the anti chipmunk policy quite seriously. Yeah, so we just steer clear.

[JD]

There's a policy?

[John Clay Wolf]

See?

[Randy]

Cotton Bowl's better.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it is?

[Randy]

Yeah, it's kind of a, you know, South Dallas kind of live and let live.

[JD]

At it a little more elaborately.

[Randy]

As long as they don't catch you in the beer or the nacho cheese, you can keep low profile and do all right.

[JD]

Nobody's looking at you.

[Randy]

But then, this one weekend of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Damn, Sooners. You know what sooner means?

[JD]

What does that mean?

[Randy]

It's a person from the land rush days living out in the undeveloped boonies of Oklahoma.

[JD]

Well, I knew that we got rednecks.

[Randy]

In Texas, but that hillbilly gene is still quite prominent in the Sooner crowd. Yeah, and I know this for a fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

Oh, you fans will eat your ass they catch you.

[Randy]

Yeah, steer clear and watch it on the TV back at the tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do?

[Randy]

Yeah, and it's Sharonda's birthday, so we'll probably just go to Applebee's or something.

[JD]

You guys go to Applebee's.

[Randy]

Two for 20.

[JD]

Two for 20.

[Randy]

Hey, hook them horns and watch your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car you didn't trade in, that truck your dad gave gave you the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John. Clay Wolf Show. These guys still alive? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

It's trained in vain, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a good tune.

[Bobbo]

Clash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Mtv. I think I know every single MTV band ever. Ever. Yeah, I watched too much of it as a young man.

[Bobbo]

Well, we all do.

[JD]

It was your age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you watch it like stupid, like. I watched mtv. Like kids play video games now, and I played plenty of videos.

[JD]

Stared at it for hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hours. Yeah, it was. It was just what was on. Yeah, constantly.

[Bobbo]

All the really neat obscure stuff, though, was on hbo on something called Video Jukebox. You remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like a 20 minute stretch between films. That's where you saw your, like, Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dolby and, you know, you saw it all on mtv. Blinding me with science, all that crap.

[JD]

Video killed the radio star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaumont. Mike. Mike and Beaumont, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Morning, sir.

[Caller]

How are y'?

[Randy]

All?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Did you get flooded?

[Caller]

No, sir. We was not affected, but it was blessed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're lucky.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

150, 000 miles on 04 Yukon. Long leather roof. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? What color?

[Caller]

White with tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

No cracked seats, no Whiskey dance? No bust a windshield. Any tires? Air's working right now. The speedometer's not screwing up like they do on those when they get old.

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oil pressure gauge.

[Caller]

Tires, brakes and shocks. Probably got about 2,000 miles on replacing all of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

3,535.

[Caller]

Okay, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Appreciate your offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me know. 800. 800. I'm not giving 37. That's all I got on that one. Because the miles, if it's 132, I'd give another thousand.

[JD]

It's a little break. Break point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just. It's just. It's just where they start really dipping off and throwing up on themselves, gambling. Michael, how did we do last week?

[Turley]

Well, out of 10 games, I won six, you won four.

[John Clay Wolf]

So not bad.

[JD]

You're still up.

[Turley]

Yeah, well, no, I'm not up.

[JD]

Oh, you're not?

[Turley]

I'm digging out of a hole, JD.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Alice in Chains.

[Turley]

That's right. So I got back a little bit of money still 25 back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many dollars did we bet on? This thing is five.

[Turley]

Five bucks a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So we got another ten.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Turley]

And these are in cities that we are on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

First game, which got delayed, by the way. TCU versus Kansas State. TCU is a favorite. Six and A half, John, did you see that? They're number six in the country now. And they'll probably move up if they win this game.

[Bobbo]

Game.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Clemson lost last night. There's no way they won't. Right. And.

[Turley]

And Washington State lost to their undefeated team.

[John Clay Wolf]

The scale really weights. A loss. I mean, even. Probably more than deserved, maybe.

[Turley]

Especially against a team like Syracuse was to Clemson. They were 21 point underdog and they weren't even rated. Yeah, right. So if TC loses this game. Boy, that would not be good either.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the kind of crap that happens in college football. That's why it's fun.

[Turley]

So TCU's favored by six and a half. They're playing in Manhattan. Kansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I take them on the over, including Kansas State. Wait, is that the Silver Helmets?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they beat. They beat Texas last week.

[Turley]

No, they lost in overtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was great. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll take tcu. And they have to outrun the spread.

[Turley]

Okay, so you take TCU's favor by six and a half. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. JCW there.

[Turley]

Oklahoma, Texas, of course, that's probably. I mean, in this area, the big game.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the line on that?

[Turley]

Oklahoma's favorite by nine and a half. They lost last week to an Iowa State team that was favored. They were favored over them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and the line. I have to outrun the line.

[Turley]

Okay. Oh, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're fine with that?

[Turley]

You think they're gonna beat Texas that bad, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

I'll go with you there. I don't think. I think Texas is gonna hold their own.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas is a hot and cold team this year. They can show up and play and then they're nothing.

[Turley]

LSU versus Auburn. Auburn's number 10 in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

LSU loses, LSU loses.

[Turley]

No, but they, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

They beat somebody good last week, right? Yeah.

[Turley]

Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So that was an upset. Auburn's favored by seven and a half. It's at Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'll take Auburn. But no points because the bat cover. So it's a night game at Baton Rouge?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's games at 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that helps because the night game in Baton Rouge is weird. Is it weird? Yeah, I mean, if you look the. At the record at night, in bat, at home, it's. It's crazy.

[Turley]

So you don't think Auburn's going to cover the seven and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not. Not in Baton Rouge.

[Turley]

I kind of agree with you, too. Okay, what about. What if we move the line to four and a half? I think lsu, Auburn covers that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you Want to pick?

[Turley]

I think it's going to be a close game, so I think I'll take the under four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll take that one. Okay. All right.

[Turley]

Arkansas, Alabama. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Let me guess the line. Hold on. Where is the game?

[Turley]

It's at Alabama, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

At Tuscaloosa. So the line needs to be 17.

[Turley]

Try a little higher than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. 21.

[Turley]

A little bit more.

[Caller]

Really?

[Turley]

31 1/2 points. Alabama's favorite over Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to take Arkansas with the points.

[Turley]

I've been doing the big numbers like this and I've lost every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

So I can't go with that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we move the spread?

[Turley]

That's a lot of points.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of points. A lot of what do you want to move the spread?

[Turley]

Well, you first said 21, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just tell me what you want to do because then I get to.

[Turley]

Pick the high low 21. Let's go with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I take Bama with the points.

[Turley]

So you think they'll get 20 over 21. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

I'll go either.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy that calls the new line has to accept the high low of the other player?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right.

[Turley]

Let's go to Houston. Tulsa.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like bluff calling in cards.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Tulsa. Where's that?

[Turley]

That is in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, where's Houston or Tulsa? Where are those colleges located? I got you. Gotcha, gotcha. So the line on that is a push.

[Turley]

No, Houston's favored by 13 points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the Tulsa, the Cane, they're not good.

[Turley]

They're one and five.

[John Clay Wolf]

The golden shower is no good this year. Okay. Golden Hurricane King. I don't know, man.

[Turley]

Houston's favor by 13. I think they're going to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do opposite of what you do.

[Turley]

I. I think Houston wins by 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm the other side. Okay.

[Turley]

UT San Antonio versus the Screaming Eagles, North Texas Mean Green.

[John Clay Wolf]

North Texas. What's the line?

[Turley]

Well, it is at Denton, Texas. UT SA is favored by by 2 1/2. You think North Texas is going to win straight out? I heard you say it right off the bat.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't have to give up points. I don't have to do it right. I'll take. What do you want to take?

[Turley]

I think UTA or us, Whatever. San Antonio, They're. They're going to cover. I think they'll cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they will, too. So I want to bump the line. All right, seven.

[Turley]

I don't know if they're going to win by seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can flip under there.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Under seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take that next.

[Turley]

All right, next game. Two Lane versus Florida International. The only reason we're doing this two lane game is because we're on in New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

Two lanes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Of course. University's there.

[Turley]

Never, ever picked this game in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good.

[Turley]

Tulane's favored by 12 and a half. Florida Internationals 3 and 2. Tulane's 3 and 2.

[Bobbo]

2.

[Turley]

I don't mean to just throw it out there. 12 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say Florida loses, but doesn't. But the Tulane doesn't cover.

[Turley]

So Tulane will not cover the 12 and a half. No, I'm gonna go with Tulane on this one. I think they're gonna cover their last game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do believe two lane will win.

[Turley]

Yeah, but not by 12 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mouth, dude, I know nothing.

[Turley]

That's why it's called degenerate picks here. Last game, Texas Texans versus the Browns. The only NFL game that's really for us in our area because Cowboys are off. How much do you think the Texans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are favored by in pro. The lines don't get that big. But if it's more than two touchdowns, that's a lot. It's not. It's.

[Turley]

It's nine. And it's nine points, which is a lot of points in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with the Texans and the points.

[Turley]

So you think they're gonna win by nine points?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Browns.

[Turley]

The Browns are terrible. Their own five. I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we should. They ought to just.

[Turley]

I think at nine points to too much, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna.

[Turley]

I'm gonna go there with the. The Browns covering that.

[JD]

What's it like to be on the Browns right now? You know, you're on an airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what's it like to be on the Eagles right now?

[JD]

Right? It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the Eagles are good. The Eagles are unde. No, they lost one. I think the Eagles have lost one. The Eagles could be the super bowl team this year. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the area. In the area. In the air. Mickey in Oklahoma. I want this truck. How much is it? Is it. Is it 40 grand? A 15.15F. 250 crew cab lariat with 42.

[Caller]

42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 40 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it into the website. Give me the vi.com in the information box. Put. John, hit me a quick bit at 40 grand. Here's what it is. Here's what we need to do. We'll buy it. 800, 800 radio. Or just say yourself the phone call and go to givemethevend.com computer will bid it automatically. Actually.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, this is the John Clay Wolf Show. I'll tell you, J.D. yes, this is the hardest week of the year for me. Every year when the market turns. Oh, it's just amazing how different it is.

[JD]

Just gotta adjust quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[JD]

You have to adjust quickly to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Market changing every year you do, but when it. When it happens, it happens like a thunderstorm. It like it just pops on you. You're up on the auction block and the market just changes.

[JD]

You just feel it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom. Yeah. And you have nothing. You can't do anything but just sell through it. And you're sitting there bleeding out, and it's just. It's a terrible feeling. And I've been consuming more Miller Light this week than normal.

[JD]

Oh, it's been one of those weeks, you and Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been a drunk. I've just been, like, wanting to stay busy doing stuff so I don't think about it.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you get on the auction block and you miss the first car. We never miss the first car. And then you miss the next car.

[JD]

So people don't know. What does that mean? When I miss the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get. Don't sell.

[JD]

Don't sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Don't have anybody to buy them. You're like, what the hell's going on? And then the next one you sell and lose 2000 on just to. Just to see if you can wake people up. And then you just sit there and blow money for the next two hours. I mean, if you like slamming your head in the door for two hours, there's no way we cut such a fine line. We bid the cars. You know, if I think the ring money's 20 grand, I bid 19. 5. Sure. Or 19 with the expenses. You know, we got a nickel worth of room. And when, when the new market's 17, you just gotta sell it.

[JD]

People don't understand that. Your average profit. Profit is about 300 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

330. Yeah. Wasn't this week.

[Turley]

I love it when people are ma, you're gonna make a grand off this car. You know it.

[JD]

Cash in big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't understand what we are. We're offense. We're a liquidator. We liquefied into cash right now all the time. And you know, well, this guy, there's a lot of people who are asking.

[JD]

More for their cars because of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

News saying, but they sit on them, you know, for 90 days and have to show it to people. There's a difference between wholesale and retail.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just that simple.

[JD]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you want money now? We appraise the commodity for the liquid value of it right this minute, right now.

[JD]

And well, a month ago, how could I have lost money in a month?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not all cars. It's just some. But, but, but the stuff that drives through it is the nice stuff with the good miles and the good looks and the 20 inch wheels and the leather roofs and navs and under 80, you know, under 90,000 miles. But you get into some of these, you know, 2013 Ford truck with 140 on it with all the gear, when the market's high, it may be bringing 21 grand.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when it changes, it goes to like 17 overnight. Yeah, it's the, it's the risky stuff that changes first. And it, it's hard, man. It takes the fun smooth ass out of it. It makes you wonder if you've lost your freaking mind and if you're an idiot and everything that you've done up to this point was a hoax and a failure.

[JD]

Yeah, not at all. But it happens every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does.

[JD]

So you know when it's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately, it just can't. I couldn't.

[Turley]

You don't know when it's coming. That's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you do, but you don't. Texas. So use when it's coming. Texas, the state fair is when it's coming.

[JD]

Damn. Oakland.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's coming somewhere around there.

[JD]

Yeah. You don't miss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know exactly when it's coming and then when it doesn't come. When you think it was coming, you get this false hope that we're going to skip it this year.

[JD]

Maybe we won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurricane Harvey took a lot of cars out of the market. It's going to, you know, this is the year that we get to skip it. Sure.

[JD]

Maybe this dancer won't be crazy. I'll take her.

[Turley]

That's what it is, actually.

[JD]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot like that, I think.

[Caller]

Guys.

[JD]

How many guys? Friends of mine have said, no, no, you don't understand. She loves me. She cares. Dude, really, Stop. Please don't let. Don't make me watch this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD]

She's going to hurt you.

[Turley]

Speaking of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. No, Speaking of that.

[JD]

That was just. Funny story. It's a. First of all, the Russian born model should tell you enough. Christina Kush. Kushma was her name. And she's dating this Wall street banker, okay? He breaks up with her in a restaurant so she won't freak out, right? So she. She grabs his keys to his S400 Mercedes and drives it into his pool. Have you ever had a chick do anything crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what insurance is for.

[JD]

But I mean, she's like. She grabs the keys from him at the table and leaves and he thinks, okay, she's driving home to get out of here. He comes home and his car is in the pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a woman get out of the car and walk next to you?

[JD]

Oh, dear God. Hasn't everybody got to make you so nice? I will take you to the 7 11. Just get in the car. Let me take you somewhere where people can see you got out of my car. Because tomorrow when they find your body, they're gonna come looking for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have done that hazard life. Driving next door, him with the windows down, Cop pulls up saying, get in, get in.

[JD]

Please, please. I had it happen out on i20. Cop, then the cop, then the cop pulls up and of course he's wondering what's going on. He knows what's going on. You're having a fight. But now of course you're coming home from a party where you've both been drinking. Now if I go to jail when I get out, I'm going to kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD]

So we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it that did that to you?

[JD]

I don't want to mention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, we're not on Dallas.

[JD]

It's. It was. That was the young lady that I dated while I was on the other show. Longterm yeah, we were. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that. That was her stage name, right?

[JD]

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know her. Yeah.

[JD]

Anyway, yeah, that was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Have you ever had that happen?

[JD]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Period.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bob, how is your new love going that you brought your. Your ex wife that left you 15 years ago just out of nowhere. She packed right off, then she came back in your life.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And what you've been enjoying, what a. How fine four weeks that was.

[JD]

Oh, she gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD]

Oh, is that why you drank and you fell down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, explains it. Yes, that's.

[Turley]

That's exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened? Catch me up. Did history repeat itself?

[Bobbo]

She ran off, she just stopped calling. All of a sudden she stopped calling, you know, and I. I feel kind of. I mean, I'm not terribly affected. I feel weird about stuff sometimes, man, you know?

[Turley]

No, you're affected, man. You are.

[Bobbo]

I don't get down terribly, but I just, you know, I'm like, you bought.

[JD]

Rot gut whiskey and you drank two days in a row and you fell down and got a concussion. I say you got affected vodka. My bad, my bad.

[Bobbo]

Old Heaven Hill.

[JD]

Why would you buy the really bad stuff? That's almost like you're beating yourself up.

[Randy]

Why?

[Bobbo]

It's in between pay periods, you know. Oh, seven bucks is seven bucks five dollar foot long. So that was. That was Monday. And that was all right, you know.

[JD]

Did she just vanish? Did she call you at all?

[Bobbo]

No, she's never.

[Turley]

This is the second time this has happened.

[JD]

Yeah, they were married last time, remember?

[Turley]

We're talking about the market thing and the stripper thing.

[JD]

It happens.

[Bobbo]

So Tuesday, Monday, I drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she a stripper?

[Turley]

No, but it's all in the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has she ever been a stripper?

[Bobbo]

She could easily have been. I don't think she has.

[JD]

Okay, but the mentality is the crazy. When you vanish from a wedding, from a marriage and never call again, that's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bobo, did she move in with you this time?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. She just hung around a couple of times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, talked a lot, chatted a lot, just stopped talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you got inebriated. Don't lie to me. Don't look here and lie to me because I'm calling you a liar before you answer me.

[Bobbo]

When have I ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you send her some drunk texts?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you read them to us?

[Bobbo]

Wouldn't you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you read them to us?

[Bobbo]

No, they're immaterial. It just. I mean, I wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she respond?

[Bobbo]

I was kind of sad. Drunk text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she respond?

[Bobbo]

Not at All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a lick?

[Bobbo]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think maybe that she just didn't pay her phone bill? Bill. And you could send her a text to offer to pay her her phone bill and see if she text back.

[JD]

What if it's turned off?

[Bobbo]

It's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not possible. Heath in Monday Monday Texas 06. Half ton HD with 152 wheel drive, crew cab, short bed, average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 06. Oh, but it's real clean.

[Caller]

It's got rubber mat, automatic wind. I mean we use it run around by cattle, snail barn just up down the highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it S or sl?

[Caller]

Sl.

[John Clay Wolf]

A rubber mat. Does it have a black grill or a chrome grill?

[Caller]

Chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's at least got the appearance package. It's a. It's a 6L. Yes, sir. The 60, 45 grand. I need to see it.

[Caller]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Yeah.

[Caller]

Storyline that mark is down right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. This is the. This is the first one that drops. Where are you? You're in Monday.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. Monday is out there. By Seymour. Yeah. Anson.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

A buddy of mine has a Quail Ridge ranch and Anson. I was up there dove hunting the other day.

[Caller]

I heard you talking about it here a while back on your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yep. So what station you listen to us on?

[Caller]

You know what's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What station do you catch us on?

[Caller]

94. 9 Outlaw out of Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we were on the Bear.

[Caller]

There's a bear. I'm sorry. Yeah, it is the Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, give him a ratings book. Thank you. 800. 800-7234. 800. So true.

[JD]

So true. That's why they moved over to the little Beepers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, not up there they didn't.

[JD]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're still. They're still on diaries. Yeah. And he just swore to it.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not his fault. People just aren't as passionate about the radio stations as they were back.

[JD]

It's. Radio's the secondary thing in their life. It's like, where'd you eat lunch? I don't remember. They don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo. What's her name? Do you want to do a long distance dedicated?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I think we should.

[Bobbo]

And he writes, dear Bobbo, her name is Michelle Firecracker. She's a great girl. I enjoyed the time very much. I'm really not sad about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it. Do you have a sad song you can play? And JD can put together Casey K. Some long distance dedication because he used to do Crying Loving or leaving. I did. We could do crying. Let's do crying. Let's do JD's own. Why impersonate someone when you can impersonate yourself?

[JD]

KABC.

[Randy]

Hi, Bob O.

[JD]

You're on the air. Can you tell us a story tonight? Who are you crying loving or leaving about? What's her name?

[Bobbo]

Melinda Michelle by Jay Giles. Band Love sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love sucks.

[Bobbo]

That'd be awesome.

[Turley]

Wow.

[JD]

If you don't have that, if you.

[Bobbo]

Can'T play that, play Greg Ken. Our love's in jeopardy, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is a country station. Oh, well, remember ksc? Why am I listening?

[JD]

George Straight the cowboy rides away on KSC's crying, loving, and leaving all three. Poor Bubbles.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, brother.

[JD]

I'm sorry. I know that's. We make fun, but it hurts.

[Randy]

It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Bobbo]

It was just a few weeks ago.

[JD]

You fell, though. You fell in love with her again.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, I fall in love like five times a week anyway.

[JD]

That's not true.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, give me the vin.com is where you go when you. When. When you get sit rated and you want to sell your rig, go to givemetheven.com, put your VIN number in, push some pictures, and we'll buy your car. We had. We have drivers. Yes. Yesterday after that meeting. Turley, did you notice where all the drivers were going? Oklahoma, San Antonio, Abilene. Louie is like, good Lord, I need more insurance.

[JD]

Oh, you guys are all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're all over. Hey, we'll see you next week. And we'll be buying them until 4 today.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money. Let's get it. Tape if it ain't. If you don't want it, then we'll leave it alone.

[Turley]

Check, check.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're up. What's her number?

[Turley]

Tell everybody what you're doing here.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the podcast, I'm calling Bobbo's ex girlfriend, ex wife that's hooked back up with him for a little while, and she boogied again. And we're gonna see why that.

[Bobbo]

That this will be telling 0666 now.

[Turley]

I'll take that out of the podcast.

[JD]

I wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't.

[JD]

That's really the number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to take it out? I think that we need to have our listeners call her too.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I'll text.

[JD]

The last three numbers are literally 666. Yeah, dude, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, I know, I know.

[Bobbo]

This is why I said I wasn't supposed to. Surprised I wasn't devastated, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[Bobbo]

Shell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shell.

[JD]

You were surprised.

[Turley]

I think you got a dot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which line did you do it on?

[Caller]

One has been disconnected.

[Turley]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our longdistance? One.

[Turley]

Thank you. It's one. It's a four. I think four is a deadline or whatever. What's one below that? Five.

[Caller]

Sorry, the number you.

[Turley]

Yeah, that one first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it's that five hundred and eighty. Dude, if it starts with that, you got problems. I'm telling you. I'm serious. I'm serious. 666.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know, I know.

[JD]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. Now you be quiet. Babo. She's not gonna answer. Bitch. She'll blow her up.

[JD]

No, no, that's not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, are you sure you gave me the right number?

[Bobbo]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you fronting? I mean, it would have gone voicemail by now. Was she on a freaking rotary? Are we turned off?

[Caller]

Mike, your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system. 580-730-6666 is not available. At the tone, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now let's call her again.

[JD]

This is so painful.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[JD]

Indeed.

[Turley]

Going to show Dallas number soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Fort Worth. Whatever. Bob, she's ghosting me now.

[JD]

She doesn't recognize the number.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not going to pick up.

[JD]

I don't pick up numbers I don't recognize.

[Bobbo]

Her mom said do what? She hasn't called her mom in three weeks.

[JD]

Does she do drugs? Can I ask you, does she do drugs?

[John Clay Wolf]

She does drugs.

[JD]

Because that's a very druggy thing to do.

[Caller]

Call has been forwarded to an office. Automated voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going. Try it one more time.

[Caller]

Don't say no.

[JD]

Don't say that on the ear.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're not on the ear.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not air. Typically like three in a row means there's an emergency. She's not into it. She's a druggie stripper. What she drive? Bob.

[Bobbo]

You'Re going to love this. Yep, a 2015 Camaro.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller]

Black.

[Bobbo]

Just like my.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you and her were like the Bobsy twins? I don't.

[Bobbo]

I hadn't seen her in 20 years. John. She pulls up to the house, came and knocked on, you know. She called and said, hey, I'm coming over.

[JD]

It's like a movie.

[Bobbo]

I said, well, great. She pulls up. We drive the same car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times did you hit it on the new regime? How many rounds did you get?

[Bobbo]

Plenty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like give me a number. Plenty's on a number.

[Bobbo]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven rounds over what period of time? Yeah, there she is. Pick it up, Shell. Hello, is this Shell?

[Caller]

Yeah, this is. This is John. Clay Wolf show. Yeah, yeah, I have a 200616 GMC. Oh, you calling John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Yeah, where do you live?

[Caller]

Abel, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

16. How many miles?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a sle. Two door, four door, two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already put the VIN number in our [e-mail]?

[Randy]

No, we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you? You have or have not?

[Randy]

I'm sorry.

[Caller]

My husband's hard of hearing. Oh, no, we haven't. Put it on the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. Go to give. Go to givemetheven.com and get the VIN number. Put it in there in the miles, and the computer will throw a number at you right there. Offer. Thanks.

[Caller]

All right, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller]

All right, I have 4,000 miles on it. It's a year old, so it's. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Yeah, do that. We'll buy it. Okay. Back to your check. How many rounds?

[JD]

Seven.

[Bobbo]

You know, plenty. That's. You know, that's. That's not material.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven rounds over. How long? Like a couple weeks to 14 days. So every other day?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Now, she lived in Altus, so that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

An hour and a half from you.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know, but how's that? She came down, spent a weekend, turned back up again on Tuesday of that week, like the following Wednesday. We got together at the Comanche casino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And did you tell her that you loved her?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure. Yeah. She started. She immediately started talking all that old, just like we picked up right where we were. So, mate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. So you are all screwed up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, I'm. I don't feel all screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all right. Happens, man. Did you. Did you tell your son that she should have been his mother and to meet his new stepmother?

[Bobbo]

No, no, nothing like that.

[JD]

Did she take any money from you?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm just asking.

[JD]

You did not. That wasn't a definitive no. That was a no.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean, did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you even spot her a nickel or a dime or anything?

[Bobbo]

Not at all.

[JD]

Okay. I just wondered why she showed up and then vanished. I'm just wondering.

[Bobbo]

We don't know. She's just always been kind of like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she work? Does she have a job?

[JD]

Says she did.

[Bobbo]

She always wore scrubs and worked in home health, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we need to put out an Amber Alert?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is she?

[Bobbo]

Let's. Let's let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So who's next on Bobbo's profile. 40.

[Bobbo]

I think she's 43.

[Turley]

What did that happen to that girl in Austin?

[Bobbo]

Which one?

[Turley]

No, you said there was somebody in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one with the cherry tattoo on her tits.

[Bobbo]

No, she's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jackson, are you still talking to her?

[Bobbo]

I'll talk to her. Yeah, she's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Dina?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, that's. Yeah, we only went out once. Yeah, and she was texting with her daughter the entire time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last night you went to a concert?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you drink?

[Bobbo]

No, nothing. I actually. I had a sip of red wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sip. A friend.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I got. Hey, man, dude, listen, I've got to slow down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am listening.

[Bobbo]

On the alcohol. I mean, I've got to. I've got to not do that to myself anymore, dude. It's not good. It's not smart. It doesn't look better to my own mortality for the first time ever.

[Randy]

Really?

[Bobbo]

The last two or three days. Yeah. My rock and roll days are over. I'm fixing to get all preachy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

No.

[JD]

Welcome to the dark side.

[Turley]

The girl screwed you up. And you shouldn't be drinking when you're screwed up in the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you had.

[JD]

Yeah, the first thing you do, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had three glasses of red wine, and.

[Bobbo]

That'S the first thing you do? No, I had one tiny concert cup of red wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you had nothing. Okay, yeah. I mean, that was just enough to keep you from feeling bad from your hangovers the day before.

[Bobbo]

It's better than cold turkey. I was happy to have that glass of red wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you come here and stay last night?

[Bobbo]

No, no, we actually stayed in Fossil Creek.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell's Fossil Creek? North Richland Hills.

[Bobbo]

All right, well, off of Beach Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're just not much fun today.

[JD]

He's hurting.

[Bobbo]

I don't feel like I knocked myself. I think I was out for like a half hour.

[Turley]

He has a concuss heart and his head's hurting.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you hit the wall and you fell down, busted your glasses, knocked yourself out, and the dogs were licking the blood off of you. The puppies?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they were licking me when I woke up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your mom? How did she find out?

[Bobbo]

I went to work Thursday. Thursday's not a busy day. And the lady I work with, there's just two of us. You know how radio stations are run these days. And she said, you know, you don't look or sound very good. You look terrible. I said, well, I feel terrible. Tell you what, you know, I fell down, you know, and she said, the next day, she said. I told her that I fell down, like, six times.

[JD]

That's a bad sign.

[Bobbo]

In 30 or 40 seconds. Like, I kept saying, you know, I fell down. You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

So she calls your mom.

[Bobbo]

She said, go ahead and go home. So I said, you know what? I think I will. And then. Yeah, because this is how we are in small towns. Then she called my mom and said, well, Bomb, he fell down. Maybe you should go and check on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? So mom comes and checks on you.

[Bobbo]

I didn't go straight home. I went to the liquor store.

[JD]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Why would a fifth of whiskey. Because I decided vodka was not working.

[JD]

That's it.

[Bobbo]

And I went to Chicken Express and got some tenders and rolls and thought, well, I'll just. I'll just drink whiskey and eat chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Africans have been doing it for years. Have you ever.

[Bobbo]

Here comes my mom.

[JD]

Mom comes now.

[Bobbo]

She parked in the driveway, all askance, like, emergency slide over the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had you been drinking much? Like, how much did you had?

[Bobbo]

I. I had just poured out the last of the vodka from the night before into. I've got these.

[John Clay Wolf]

When your mom got there, were you drunk is what I'm wondering?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No, but I was working. I mean, I was fixing it. I was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're so she walked in the wrong time.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, is that alcohol in that glass? Can I pour that out? And I said, no, Let me think about it. No. Well, you're an alcoholic. We had the whole. Then my son comes home. He's been gone for a couple of days with his friend. He comes in and goes, what's going on, dad? What happened? What's going on? My mom's chewing me out.

[JD]

They love you. I mean, there's worse things to be had. How about you have a concussion and nobody cares?

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, listen. I've been embarrassed before, all right? And I've done dumb things that made me look dumb before. That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

But I don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to hear the rest of the mom thing. Go ahead. So your mom says you're an alcoholic, and what else? That's.

[Bobbo]

That's it. You know, you better. You better start living right. You're 50 years old. You could die. And I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long did this intervention go on drinking, wants to.

[Bobbo]

Pour out my vodka, and dad thinks I'm a jerk.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did this intervention go on? It wasn't real intervention.

[Bobbo]

A few minutes. It wasn't a big deal, okay? I told her, listen, I'm gonna. I'm Gonna eat this chicken.

[JD]

Okay, here's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it, Bill Cosby.

[JD]

Here's the deal. You're really close. You're probably within the next six months gonna be. When you come, will you come back and give me some lottery tickets from the other side, some numbers after you die? That'd be very cool of you. You're gonna go. You're eating chicken and knocking it back with whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like chicken falling into the wall.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean, man? Hey, hey, what are you talking about, man?

[JD]

I'm just saying, when you come. When you come back as a ghost and give me lottery number, dude, I'll try my best.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that.

[JD]

Does it really scare you? Does death scare you now?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I thought. I think it's a drag.

[JD]

Does it scare you? Are you afraid of it? I will just wake you up to it.

[Bobbo]

I was on Wednesday night.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm just asking. Thursday daytime.

[JD]

I'm just asking if it changed your opinion on life and death.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, Bob, are you really an alcoholic? I mean, JD jumps. JD jumps the gun on the alcoholic thing quickly.

[Bobbo]

I've never felt like. I mean, I've never felt like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week he was, you know, he was like. You said he was going through a breakup. He's all screwed up. He's being an alky. I mean, you can you be an alcoholic in spins. In for a week, for three days?

[JD]

Yeah. It's called binge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. So do you do that? How many nights a week do you drink? Four.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you know, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

3.

[Bobbo]

Four is a lot, right? Maybe a couple. I mean, I work for a living. I started 8am on weekdays. You know, I do it till 3. I come home, single dad. I've got a lot of stuff to do. It's been a little off, you know, this week.

[Turley]

Girl gone, start drinking, rethink life.

[Randy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's a bad timing, but everybody in my life is very judgmental, quite religious type that I find it difficult to talk to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

You know, except for you guys.

[JD]

I appreciate you calling me then. That was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to get back on Witch Falls there, on the bear?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No, I'm not gonna work for those guys again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so, because I. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talked to Lindy so much. Yeah. And I really think that they could put that together easily, if that's what you wanted.

[JD]

That's job's no it's problem.

[Bobbo]

Where do you think they put me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere on the bear. I would think up there. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, I haven't. I haven't talked to him. I told him I would do his weather's crap. Severe weather coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Why are you getting along with. You get along with Keith, okay? I said I don't know. Keith seems kind of crazy to me. Right, well, that's a problem, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

Know, but we're all friendly and everything's cool. It's just. Listen, they dropped me. I mean, no warning or hesitation at all. In 1999, I had. Right when I got three kids and groceries and shoes to buy. They fire you no notice at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody local broadcaster put some Facebook thing up to yesterday that he's resigning. Just turning his resignation, you know.

[JD]

It was a John Wells.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, John David Wells.

[JD]

Not him. Because he, he wouldn't order that news station.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one said, I'm done.

[JD]

I saw who that was. No, I don't know that name. I saw the name. I know you're talking about. No, I don't know who it was. After 27 years, I'm retiring. We didn't know you were here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the latest with Russ Martin? Is he still alive? I haven't heard any Russ gossip lately.

[JD]

I think we know if he was dead, but I've never heard the show, so I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. I wonder if it's still Dan. I don't know. Well, get well, Bobo. Oh, he's. He's fine. Yeah, he's fine. I've known this bottle, this crazy.

[JD]

I've known and he's not taking care of himself.

[Turley]

No, he's fine. He just doesn't need a drink right now.

[Bobbo]

The only sign is, the only problem is sometimes I do fall down. But there's kind of an accident prone Gene Mode family. That's where a lot of the Romo story comes from. No, honestly, Honestly, I believe you. And I've never crashed my car and I've never laughed. Lost my job over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Babo has been the same since I've known him and he's always shown up for work on time.

[JD]

That's not the point. The point is over time, that wears your body out. And I'm worried about him.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long do you want to live? Really?

[Bobbo]

How long?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

10 years, another 20.

[Bobbo]

I never thought I'd live to be this old.

[JD]

Right, there we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I feel the same way.

[Randy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, absolutely.

[JD]

If you go tomorrow, you'll be fine.

[Bobbo]

But alcohol doctor came to you tomorrow.

[JD]

And said, hey, you have a terminal disease. You have three months. You'd be like, cool, well, I'd be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes. Because then, I mean, it is what it is.

[JD]

I know, but that's just, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do? For you, I would be sad for my kids.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But for me and my wife, I think she really likes me. Sometimes I think she doesn't, but I'm starting to be convinced that she does. It's just her way, so.

[Bobbo]

You know, my sister said something like that too. She said, you know, aren't you afraid to die? I said, I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, ask not how long do you want to live? If you could pick a date of an age to live to, what would it be?

[Bobbo]

Just until I'm embarrassing. Okay, so last one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you'd be fine till.

[Bobbo]

You know how people can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can make it to 95 instead of nursing home, would you want, do you want to live there that long? Yeah, sure.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you, you don't want to die.

[Bobbo]

Long as there's watermelon in the summertime, you know, good things. Good things in life.

[JD]

Ask not for who the bell to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured that I would. How am I now? 45. You know, I, I, I think by 55, I think I'll wind up back in a wheelchair by 60. You think? I really do. And I don't want, I don't want to die, but I just don't. I mean, I don't know. I. Dude, when you. I was dead in my head already.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then it like turned into this fight to pull out of it. You faced it and we kind of have. You have, so. And I'm like, way bigger back in the business than I, than I planned on being sure in the, in the car deal because I was, I was this, it was this big before, but I just never thought we'd get here again. And now we're looking at some crazy big shit. It's just like, it's like Hail Mary shit.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm just like it, man. I mean, you know, go broke, die, get rich, hit big. Something in between. Whatever's gonna happen, I don't give a good, good.

[JD]

I mean, that's probably why, why things were happening, because you literally relaxed and you're just throwing a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I happen to be. Best place happened good at this space that I'm in. But I don't know.

[JD]

But you should have, Honestly, you should have life insurance and I'll show you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're right. So cheap.

[JD]

And it's so important.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. It's so cheap that that's really all I Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Be all right. Kids, you know, be careful with your children. For sure. But keep an eye on yourself, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I didn't have kids, yeah, I really. I wouldn't give a. I'd probably live in an island or a mountain or something.

[JD]

My kids are grown. Believe me, I know that feeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a box. I mean, I. I know. And then in. This shit's so expensive. I mean, this tooth and this fucking appendix and my wife just lost a fucking tooth. I mean, it cost fucking this 5,500. Yeah. I mean, it's just like, shit. You can't make enough money to cover fucking nothing.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the more money we make here at the company, the more shit you got to buy, the more cars you got to pay for. So, I mean, it's not like I take any of the goddamn money out. It just buys more fucking cars. And at the end, some market turns gonna take it all. So. I mean, that's a stupid. I hope I'm wrong.

[JD]

Let's shut it down and sell while he's on the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Yeah. If we could do this from Colorado, if we could be an Aspen, Colorado can.

[JD]

You could do this from anywhere in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but have enough money. Oh, if we made enough money to be able to do this from Aspen, Colorado, you would see one happy negro.

[JD]

Right here, and I'd be. I'd be on the remote from St. Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would be fucked up that that's really what my end game would be, and I didn't do it. But no, you got to make. I mean, the, The. The amount to get there. Yeah, it'll. I've been grinding this deal out for 22 years. It's been the same highs, lows, in betweens.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

When you think you got it, you get your nuts kicked up in your ass. Like, it happened last Tuesday. You blow your wad and you're like, I'm an idiot. I don't know what I'm doing. You do know what you're doing. You're in a high risk business that goes both ways. But, I mean, every time you start tracking, Holland's head calls it 52 week math. Don't start doing 52 week math on this deal because, like, when it's good. Like, well, if it's this good for this week's. And look at what we're gonna make this year. No, you're not.

[JD]

I'll buy me a pool.

[Bobbo]

Count those tips before you get the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night over our goddamn advertising bill. Is so high. It's. It's ridiculous. I mean, it's.

[JD]

It is crazy when you threw that number.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't even think it's big yet compared to what it would be if we really started pushing. Hello?

[Caller]

Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean's got it or I'll hang up on him. Yeah, I mean, and then car guru's website goes public this week and it rings the bell. I mean, just all this. I'm just talking in circles.

[Bobbo]

A lot of them popping up, man. Yeah, but you got such a great track record for. For service and likability.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then we do, like, buy cars without any paint. Well, no, and it happens, like, a lot.

[Bobbo]

I can't help a lot. I don't know how that's a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and then you're like, okay, and we're small. Do. I mean, we sound big and we are big for what we're doing, but on a national print, we're fucking tiny. And it. How could we control these things? I mean, if you think we're up now and I'm here every day is.

[JD]

To put hand on every car.

[Bobbo]

There's such a thing as an inspection checklist, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, but, but, but, but it's, it's people in. In. You know, to keep people motivated to do it. Perfect. You pay them so much that there's no money. You could only cover your nut in the high season, then when it goes down, you'd really be. I don't know, it sucks. I mean, owning a business is, is, is, is, Is fun. But don't ask me right now. I'm on a good fucking mood. All right, man.

[JD]

On that note, ladies and gentlemen, we'll see. See you next week on the John Tay Wilshire.