#119 John Clay Wolfe Show 102117

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #119 (102117)

Air Date: February 13, 2026
Main Theme:
A fast-paced, irreverent mix of live car buying, Texas radio humor, sports, rock & roll, odd news, banter, and a dose of wild character improv—with an anything-goes style, so long as it doesn’t draw the FCC’s ire.

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the full spirit of the "John Clay Wolfe Show": plenty of live car deals, offbeat takes on current events, sports commentary, and the hilarious cast bouncing through topics ranging from Halloween corn mazes to the 40th anniversary of the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash, with diversions into diet pills, male enhancement drugs, marriage/divorce mishaps, and much more.

There are highlights with recurring character bits (Axl Rose, Tony Romo’s dad, Satan, and chipmunks), off-the-wall stories from callers (including an Amarillo swinger’s tale), and some genuine moments of radio absurdity.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Cool Snap & Halloween Talk (00:54-01:53)

• Hosts open discussing the change in weather, the relief cooler temps bring “for a fat man,” and Halloween traditions like Dallas-Fort Worth’s legendary corn maze.
  • JD Ryan: “They super grow this corn... it’s like two inches a day.” (01:25)
  • John Clay Wolfe: “It’s a lot better for a fat man outside at 75 than it is for 110, 95.” (01:12)

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2. Behind the Scenes: Car Dealers & ‘Prima Donna’ Drivers (01:53-03:44)

• Uncle Roy’s Cruising Club gets a comical deep dive into the nature of driver egos, “prima donnas,” and absurd excuses—like going to the ER “tomorrow.”
  • John: “S... flows downhill?”
  • Roy: “Always. Payday's Friday and those are two things you need to know to be a plumber.” (03:35-03:42)

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3. Live Car Appraisals & GiveMeTheVIN Tech Upgrades (03:54+)

• Listeners call in to get real-time car buy offers. Wolfe demonstrates the “just put in your license plate on our website, and we’ll bid your car instantly” technology (notably with Dolores’ Mercedes, 113:38+), emphasizing transparency versus competitors like CarMax.
  • Caller (Luke): “CarMax offered me 10.”
  • John: “My computer said 10, 9, I’ll buy for 10, 9. That beats CarMax by $900.” (04:51)
• New tech: just enter license plate, system pulls VIN and options, makes instant bids.
  • John: “It can bid a thousand cars a second. Seriously, it’s incredible.” (70:04)

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4. Yankees vs. Astros Baseball, Sports Host Banter (05:49–07:19, 46:41)

• Ongoing razzing between Yankees and Astros fans as playoff drama peaks.
  • Turley: “Yankees are playing with house money right now; I’m just enjoying the ride.” (06:01)
  • John: “Watching the Yankees win is like watching the Patriots win. Who cares?” (06:10)
  • Night’s plans: “Big shout out to the Stro’s for getting their s together last night.” (70:57)

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5. Sports Announcers: Tony Romo’s Appeal (06:33-07:28; 107:46)

• Admiration for Tony Romo’s enthusiastic new style as a sportscaster:
  • John: “He reminds me of myself when I was younger.”
  • JD: “He’s found a new thing that he didn’t know he could do.”
• Later in the show: Tony Romo’s “dad” (a recurring character) tells a bizarre origin story involving Flintstones vitamins and Easy Bake Oven disasters. (107:46–112:57)

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6. Absurd News Headlines & Offbeat Stories

• All-Women Airline Crew Dubbed “Unmanned” (10:41)
  • JD deadpans corporate tone; hosts riff on the oddity.
• Tulsa Jail Viagra Incident – $5.9M Lawsuit (11:09-13:33)
  • Man claims 91-hour erection, sues jail for lack of care; prompts a hysterical riff on “Mohs scale of hardness” and male enhancement drugs.
    • John: “Do you remember learning about Mohs scale of hardness?” (13:05)

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7. Diet Pills Madness—John’s Insomnia & Weight Loss Rant (13:50–15:17; 73:56–75:43)

• Wolfe admits to taking prescription diet pills (“Fennerman”), causing wild insomnia and 3am energy bursts. Team jokes about speed side-effects and nocturnal productivity.
  • John: “I wake up at 3:30 with a Mohs scale of hardness number 4 out of nowhere.” (14:19)
  • Bobbo: “You can’t stand still long enough to get on a scale.” (14:38)

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8. “White, Black, Latino or Other”—Racial Guessing Game (41:24–44:10)

• DJ Pre K hosts a recurring Tom Joyner-style segment where the cast guesses the race of hapless deli robbers. Turns out the culprits are Hispanic, not anyone's prediction.
  • JD: “Only white folk use hunting knives.”
  • DJ Pre K: “Two young men were described as Hispanic and they are still on the run.” (43:54)

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9. Rock & Roll Tributes—Lynyrd Skynyrd Plane Crash (20:05–22:05, 149:16–153:41)

• Detailed retelling of the 1977 Skynyrd plane crash; hosts recall personal connections; mention Ronnie Van Zant, Artemis Pyle surviving and “crawling for miles.”
  • John: “It’s a bad day. His brother can sing, but not like Ronnie.” (20:37)
• Best Of Skynyrd Bit: Wallace Edwards’ legendary “Leonard Skynyrd/Coach” parody and Skynyrd character history (149:39–153:41) — a show highlight!
  • Quote: “His metabolism skyrocketed which required a steady diet of seeds, grain, and simple proteins to maintain vital functions...” (149:39+)

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10. Axl Rose & Freebird Parody – Showstopper Segment (45:17–48:48; 138:34–143:14)

• Bobo delivers his Axl Rose impression, belting “Freebird” with surreal, ad-libbed lyrics, culminating in raucous approval by the entire cast.
  • John Clay Wolfe: “That was the best thing I’ve heard in months.” (48:37)
  • Bobbo (as Axl): “I’m gonna fly and change. $30 with a change… put ‘em on my window sill! I’m gonna fly like a parrot or a cockatiel.” (47:59)

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11. Callers’ Tales & Amarillo Swinger Story (97:01–100:30)

• Clifton from Amarillo relays a wild, but radio-clean, poolside, clothes-off “swap” story involving his wife and friends during the McGregor/Mayweather fight.
  • John: “Clifton, you go down this week as the John Clay Wolf Show creative camper of the week!” (100:30)

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12. Bizarre Characters: Satan, Chipmunks, Randy

• Satan: Bemoans signing pop stars, claims ownership of Justin Bieber’s soul, and jokes about mid-90s bands (Spin Doctors, Hootie & the Blowfish) being his “label.” (67:32)
  • Satan: “My band? Spin Doctors. Hootie and the Blowfish. That’s what. Gin Blossoms.” (68:52)
• Randy the chipmunk: In a surreal, drugged-out haunted house story (121:01+), Randy and Rusty smoke a “dogleg hooter,” buy acid from a ringtail cat, and attack Freddy Krueger at the Y’s haunted house.
  • Randy: “My friend Rusty's kicking his ass... considering that we're on microdot acid and tripping bombs.” (124:00)

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13. Marriage, Divorce, and Oklahoma Legal Loopholes (84:53–88:43, 91:49+)

• Panel dissects Bobo’s “maybe divorce” after a 90-day marriage ends with Oklahoma default judgment years later. Listeners call in confirming Oklahoma’s “newspaper divorce” process.
  • JD: “If you never signed a divorce decree, you are not divorced.”
  • Callers: Confirm Oklahoma allows “divorce-by-publication” if the other partner can’t be reached, making Bobo legally divorced after all (88:19).

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14. Topical Buzz: JFK Files, North Korea, More (125:55+)

• JFK assassination papers about to be released; guys debate conspiracy theories; tie-ins to Jack Ruby, mob connections, Oliver Stone’s JFK film.
  • John: “There’s no question Lee Harvey Oswald was not the only guy... mob, Lyndon Johnson conspired with the mob.” (126:36)
• North Korea: Listeners call in postulating “secret Pentagon plans” if Kim Jong Un launches.
  • Caller: “They are definitely working something up there.” (135:06)

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15. Consumer Reports Car List, Tesla Rant (51:16–53:22)

• JD lists most "unreliable" new cars. Wolfe riffs against Tesla (“Elon Musk is a con man… the new Tucker automobile”), and complains about shorting Tesla stock.
  • John: “Tesla Model X. The worst car in the world. Elon Musk is a con man.” (52:51)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “It's a lot better for a fat man outside at 75 than it is for 110, 95.” – John Clay Wolfe (01:12)
• “S ... flows downhill?” / “Always. Payday’s Friday and those are two things you need to know to be a plumber.” – John & Roy (03:35)
• “My computer said 10,9, I’ll buy for 10,9. That beats CarMax by $900.” – John (04:51)
• “You know who I am? ... Not me. I just wonder if it runs all the way from the top to the bottom.” – John, lampooning ‘prima donna’ culture (03:26)
• “Jitterbug? What am I... I’m trying these diet pills.” – John, referencing his speed-induced insomnia and “George Michael” energy (13:51)
• “Do you remember learning about Mohs scale of hardness in, like, middle school?” – John (13:05)
• “Look, look, look. ... Tony’s got a big career ahead of him in sports radio. He can sit right next to you JD, the Grand Dragon.” – John (07:21)
• “I wake up at 3:30 with a Mohs scale of hardness number four out of nowhere.” – John on diet pills (14:19)
• “Take me down to Jerusalem city, where the ground is brown and the girls are covered...” – Axl Rose (Bobo), classic parody (45:24 & 138:41)
• “If you want to sell your car quick, high, and easy, and they don’t beat CarMax, they owe you a hundred bucks—go to givemethevin.com.” – John (56:00...repeated throughout)

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Show’s Vibe: Language & Tone

• An unfiltered, sharp, often irreverent Texas wit; no subject off limits—just no FCC violations.
• Equal opportunity roasting from sports teams and pop culture to the hosts themselves.
• Heavy on character improv and old-school shock jock energy; but veers frequently into genuinely helpful or interesting car-buying advice.
• Recurring catchphrases, listener participation, and running gags (diet pills, swingin’ Amarillo, “creative camper,” Oklahoma divorces, legendary Skynyrd tribute, etc.)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:54–01:53] – Opening banter, weather, Halloween, corn mazes
• [03:54–05:00+] – Car buying live (fusion, Tahoe, Sequoia, etc.), tech discussion on site
• [11:09–14:33] – Jail “Viagra” lawsuit, Mohs scale, male enhancement riff
• [13:50–15:17; 73:56–75:43] – Diet pills, diet side-effects, insomnia
• [20:05–22:05; 149:16–153:41] – Lynyrd Skynyrd story: crash, legacy, Wallace Edwards bit
• [45:17–48:48; 138:34–143:14] – Axl Rose “Freebird,” iconic Bobo parody
• [67:32+] – Satan, chipmunks, chipmunk’s haunted house/acid story (121:01+)
• [84:53–88:43; 91:49+] – Bobo’s divorce, Oklahoma law, listener stories
• [97:01–100:30] – Amarillo caller’s “swinging” story, creative camper
• [107:46–112:57] – Tony Romo’s “dad,” childhood anecdotes
• [126:13–128:55] – JFK documents, conspiracy, Jack Ruby, North Korea

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Closing Thoughts

If you ever wondered what Texas radio would sound like with no rules but a sharp wit, a wild cast, and a vault of insane stories—you’ve found it.

This episode encapsulates why JCWS has a cult following: one minute you’re getting real car-buying info, the next it's a chipmunk buying acid, and then it's a pitch-perfect tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd with Bobo-as-Axl Rose howling "Freebird" for $30. There are sports, rock trivia, sex and drugs, weird news, and genuine calls from the wild expanse of Texas and beyond—spun into an unpredictable, hilarious audio soup.

The Bottom Line:
A must-listen for fans of raw, comedic, live radio that’s never far from both practical help (quick car sales!) and total, gleeful anarchy. If you miss it, you can always catch the best-of moments (like Axl’s Freebird) at johnclaywolf.com.

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To relive the madness or catch what you missed, download the podcast at johnclaywolf.com or search for the John Clay Wolfe Show on iTunes & IHeartRadio. And if you want to sell your car "quick, high, easy," you now only need your license plate at givemethevin.com.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time.

For the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free.

Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo Babo]

If it's Saturday morning, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Somebody hit the lights and say hello to my friend, J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, how are you, sir?

[Bobbo Babo]

You know, it ain't easy being me, but I'm liking it this week. I'm liking it a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, you know, this last cool snap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

I think this is where it starts. I think summer's gone. It's over. It's done. Okay. It's a lot better for a fat man outside, take it from me, I guess at 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Than it is for 110, 95.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you doing anything? Halloween? Ish.

[Bobbo Babo]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just himself.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever done those? The corn maze. They are so cool.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, there's one in.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the mid cities of Dallas, Fort Worth, in Colleyville. It is the coolest to watch it grow. They, they, they super grow this corn. It like two inches a day. It's amazing to watch it go. And then they cut this, they cut the maze in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corn maze.

[J.D. Ryan]

Swear to God, it is so fun. You're that excited about lost in there for hours?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's like a Halloween thing. Children of the Corn popping out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they got a little carry for kids too, but it's huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Uncle Roy. Good morning. You got to get on. Get on up in that mic. I got a question for you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

In your world of drivers, Uncle Roy's Cruising Club. We named his driving group. Yeah, I don't know if we've got your logo done yet. Do you have prima donnas?

[Caller/Guest]

Got a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have prima. Do you have prima donnas? Like, are there some that are too good for this trip? I understand. Uncle Roy handles the give me the VIN drive team and he dispatches them all over the region. Oklahoma. Where are they going today?

[Caller/Guest]

Austin, Oklahoma. Abilene McKinnon, Arab Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have primadonna? They're like, oh, I don't want that run. Or oh, I get that run.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, I got some of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm too hot.

[Caller/Guest]

My AC don't work, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Caller/Guest]

But I got one yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

One. One. One what?

[Caller/Guest]

One of my drivers called me date. I'm a little sick. Can I drop the cough at the office?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I know where she's going with that? I thought it is. Then she said, I'mma go to ER tomorrow. I said, you sick now, but you're gonna go to ER in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an emergency room.

[Caller/Guest]

But my dad's gonna come to work.

[Bobbo Babo]

For me in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to the ER tomorrow.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hear all kinds of excuses.

[Caller/Guest]

You'll be surprised what you hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I just. I've been. I've been. My cage has been getting rattled this week. Just a lot of prima donna problems. A lot of people problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know who I am?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not me. I just wonder if it runs all the way from the top to the bottom.

[Caller/Guest]

It always flow down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

S flows downhill?

[Caller/Guest]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Payday is Friday, and those are the two things you need to know to be a plumber.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you. 800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Houston. Nice job, Astros. Luke, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Got a 16 Ford Fusion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's an SE4 door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Just cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic, of course, stick sh. I mean, the center of yay or nay.

[Caller/Guest]

Nope. Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a rental car question.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I put this in the website. I guess I just put my license plate number in and gave me a range?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I went to Carmax. They offered me 10.

[Bobbo Babo]

You gave me a range of 8,900 to 10 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll take the top end of that range.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Bobbo Babo]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spree. Blah. Yeah, I mean, here's the range thing. Does it have a clean Carfax? Do I have to spend any money on it? Does it need tires, windshield, check, engine light, anything?

[Caller/Guest]

No, nothing can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's fine, then I'll buy it. So if my computer said 10, 9, I'll buy it for 10, 9. Write the guy back. Say, I just talked to John on the radio. He said he buy it for 10, nine. And that beats CarMax by 900 bucks, you said?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. All right. Done. Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

You guys pick it up today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes, actually, Roy's doing that. Just. Just call the buyer back, the guy that you're communicating with from givemetheven.com and he'll line it up right now. If you have a title, do you have a title? Well, even if you don't have a title, we can pick it up today. There's a lot of details. They need your payoff information or your title.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what we'll. We can do it today. We can even do it tomorrow. Monday.

[Caller/Guest]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, 800. I don't want to talk. Too many cars this morning. Yes, we do buy cars. Givemetheven.com this show is sponsored by and brought to you by givemetheven.com but my name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. Hello. The good looking prima donna over there is Bobbo Babo. Thank you very much. The Jewish. The Jewish Yankee prima donna over there is. Is not Jewish, John. That's Turley.

[Bobbo Babo]

Not there's anything wrong with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's nothing wrong with it.

You got your New York shirt on, Turley. There's a lot of Houston listeners that would be offended.

It's the last day I'll have a chance to wear it because unfortunately they're gonna lose today.

Do you think this is the end of the road?

Yeah, it should have been, actually. I thought they were gonna lose in six. This is just a surprise.

This is the.

The Yankees are playing with house money right now, so I'm just enjoying the ride.

Seriously.

They weren't supposed to be there. They're young team. They got three rookies in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

What if they win it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dude, watching the Yankees win is like watching the Patriots win. Who cares? Tom Brady. And I hate Aaron Rodgers. And I'm sorry that Aaron Rodgers got hurt this week, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

[Bobbo Babo]

What do you really think?

[John Clay Wolf]

How could that happen a couple weeks ago?

Right? That's all I was thinking. I mean, he did the Tony row vote Tony Romo dive.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard to about Tony Romo now because he's like so friendly on air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody loves him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody loves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing to hate.

[Bobbo Babo]

Isn't he awesome?

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't choke. He's amazing.

[Bobbo Babo]

He reminds me of myself when I was younger.

[J.D. Ryan]

In what possible way?

[Bobbo Babo]

Just so exuberant, enthusiastic, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's found a new high on marijuana.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's found a new life. He's found a new thing that he didn't know he could do.

[Bobbo Babo]

I know, but he loves football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody loves him.

[Bobbo Babo]

And it comes right out of him when he broadcasts the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

It does? Yeah. Even more so. You think Troy. It makes Troy not look as good. People love Troy before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Troy looks serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds serious. I'm just like, I'm this announcer man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tony's the guy at the bar sitting next to.

Look, look, look.

What's going on here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a beer with. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony's got a big career ahead of him in sports radio. He can sit right next to you. Jd, the Grand Dragon. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you doing that? No, that's not true. People are gonna start stopping me on the street. Hey, Grand Dragon, it's been a while. Not true. Not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is our calling number.

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't know if it's fair that you keep pasting JD with that grand dragon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because if JD's the grand dragon, you are like the illustrious Potate Poobah Wizard. Well, he's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Bobbo Babo]

Just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not anything. You're the one from Bowie, Texas. Y' all are the one that have CLANS meetings in the middle of the county arena.

[Bobbo Babo]

I've overcome my fear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw it with my own Two Eyes. JD, Texas. That really happened 10 years ago. Thirteen years ago. I saw it. Bobbo for yes or no, did the Klan come to Bowie and lease the city arena, the County Horse arena, and.

[Bobbo Babo]

Have a clan meeting there back in 1994?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was in 94.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, it was later. It's like 04.

[Bobbo Babo]

I was still in radio. I was. I was. Because I did a PSA for a group that also went down and did like a. Like a love gathering on the same day as a response to the Klan.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man. How y' all today?

[Bobbo Babo]

Good.

[Axel Rose]

Good.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, look. Great, man. Hey, look, I. I talked to you last Saturday, and I just want to tell everybody that can hear me, y' all did a fabulous job. And by my truck. Come and get my truck. The drivers dealing with Craig on the emails, the whole thing, man, it was a great. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called into the show, and I. We did it on the air, and then it turned into reality in person.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, y' all picked the truck up yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, y' all picked the truck up yesterday. And when you made me the offer last Saturday, I had to have the truck unwrapped from my business. And Craig, I dealt with Craig online and. Fabulous experience, man. I highly, highly recommend everybody to call your show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect, dude. Yeah, a lot of people think it's too good to be true. And how can. How the hell can they really do this?

[Caller/Guest]

It's real, bro.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's real.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all have a great weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's real, bro. Keeping it real. Keeping it real, dog.

[Bobbo Babo]

Keep somebody real. Somebody starts their sins with looky here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Bobbo Babo]

What'S he gonna say, we need, you know, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get Roy kind of like a Uber. Uber has choices. Uber economy, Uber black, Uber, Lux. Yeah, we need to get Roy to have, like, some drivers. Like big, big old gals, like call girls. Hey. What? You know, sending pictures. Who you want coming to your house to pick up your car. Hey. Hey. This is Shanayna.

[Bobbo Babo]

You can order.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the drivers? Sounds dicey there.

[Bobbo Babo]

Send him a Dick's Last Resort style driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like something.

[Bobbo Babo]

Where's your car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like something Baba would be into. What's going on in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let'S see here. This week, Southwest Airlines. You hear this. You've heard of cars that drive themselves?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've heard of space shuttles that fly themselves. This week, Southwest Airlines had its first unmanned flight.

[Bobbo Babo]

Did you hear this?

[J.D. Ryan]

An unmanned flight. Well, it was actually because it was this first. All women crew. A female captain, female co pilot, and an all female. They had their new 737 Max airplane. So they were kind of making a big deal out of it, but that was their headline. Unmanned crew. Let's see what else. In Tulsa, a man was mocked. This is a hard, hardened criminal. Mocked and needlessly denied medical care by the jail officials. This is in Tulsa while suffering a 91 hour mail issue. Yes. An erection for 91 hours. Basically, he went into jail. He was talking to one of the other cut. One of the other prisoners. The guy goes, hey, you want this pill? Exactly. Like a little blue pill. And then everybody's making fun of him. Nobody would call. Nobody would call the medical authorities. Nobody would help him out. Guess how much money he wants now? 5,9 million for his 91 hours of pain and embarrassment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get any love during the 91?

[J.D. Ryan]

He got no love. They just made fun of him. But he said he was an excruciating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you bounce a quarter off of it? How about we.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about we talk about the fact that, I don't know, you took a pill that somebody gave you in jail? People are gonna make fun of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, have you ever taken a male enhancement drug?

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, come on. Oh, no. But in jail, I might. Listen, jail's a drag.

[Axel Rose]

You're such a liar.

[Bobbo Babo]

You ever been in any kind of lockup at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, I did in Crowley, Texas. I got put in the clink for about an hour because of a ticket. A ticket that was not paid an hour.

That was quick bail right there. How'd that go with your parents?

I called my girlfriend at the time. Oh, and actually had some money. I was in. Oh, I was 19, had some money in my, you know, piggy bank. And she happened to be at the house. It was. It was very good timing, but she ran down there and bumped me out with my own money. I didn't have to call my dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you have to put on the jumpsuit at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. It was like stupid small town Barney Fife. Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

With the keys hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Still a drag though, back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely a drag.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back to the fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't take a Viagra. Why I was in there either, Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

And you're sitting around and like two hours can feel like six weeks, you know. And the guy goes, hey, man, take this pill, man. Yeah, I mean, how do you say no to that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, obviously you should because you don't know.

[Axel Rose]

What the hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember learning about Moe's scale of hardness in, like, middle school?

[Bobbo Babo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mohs scale of hardness. Like where you grade the hardness of rocks. Okay. You don't know what that is?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of morons I'm sitting here working with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now geologists, they should have pills, like, graded. Oh, you know, like a one or a two, three. Because sometimes you go. Nah, you go too far. You can't feel nothing. It's like. I mean, it like turns into a. To a stone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a 91 hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like a. It's like a different thing on your body. It's just connected to. It's like hanging on. It's like hanging off of you like a tumor.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's entirely too much information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scale of hardness. Speaking of pills. Yeah, dude, I have been like, got the jitterbugs like George Michael this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you take?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jitterbug. What am I. I'm trying these diet pills. Oh, Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Where'd you get them first?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm not. I mean, from the doctor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, they worked as Fennerman. Fennerman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speed, right? Otherwise, no. Is it. Is it a cousin of Ann Fetterman? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was part of the fen phen thing back in the 90s, which caused heart problems, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just can't. I just wake up at 3:30 with it with a Mohs scale of hardness number four. Out of nowhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just. It's just like waking up like, whoa, that's speed. Is it? Yes, it's speed.

[Bobbo Babo]

Have you lost any weight?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

I haven't checked. I I think it's. I think it's inevitable.

[Bobbo Babo]

You can't stand still long enough to get on a scale.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not crossing my fingers wondering if.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm gonna lose weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It kills your appetite and it just makes you. Hi, how you doing?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, I'm taking it, I'm taking it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes a lot of sense about these emails I've been getting at three in the morning now. It totally adds up now.

Wide awake. How you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

The wife had to go to sleep finally. So I don't know what I'm doing. Yes, I'm paint the house. Look at that roof. Needs doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like you're sitting on the starting gate at the motocross track.

[Axel Rose]

Ring, ring, ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wrote a book at three in the morning. It's like I get up early, five and I was like, holy cow, John, what are you doing? Now it makes sense.

Okay. I'm zooming on diet pills, man. It's awesome. James and weatherford, good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Chevy Tahoe with 196 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I haven't felt it coming. Leather, cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Leverage leather with cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I need to see some pictures of it but I can tell you with 200 on that body style two wheel drive, it's going to be four wheel drive. 2500. 200,000 mile rig man.

[Caller/Guest]

Did you say how much?

[John Clay Wolf]

2500.

[Caller/Guest]

2500. 2,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. Well, I might have to pass on that one because I owe more than what you're giving me.

[J.D. Ryan]

He owes more than you're giving him.

[John Clay Wolf]

This happens. This happens. I appreciate 8008-0072-3480-0800. Getting nice cars. Call in not pos 200,000 mile s boxes from Weatherford. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe has been.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

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[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so get easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

Roger, you there?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 15 sequoia. No, it's a 12 sequoia. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

55,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive. The SR5.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's white with gray leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

It's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a. It's a 12 of 55 Toyota Sequoia leather. But it's an SR5.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got the entertainment, the sunroof. It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling us from?

[Caller/Guest]

Plainview, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plainview, Texas. 12. It's 12. It's 12. It'S 25 grand. 25 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Matt, I've got. How much? I got 40 seconds left. 15 charger RT. Sorry I missed you earlier, by the way. I saw you there. It's all good in is it? Which package is it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's an RT loaded. It's got every option. Sunroof, leather, nav, everything you can get on it. It's got a pro charger on the front end of it. Makes about five. I think I Dino to 93 octane at 591 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Tell me what Melba toast is packing.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're gonna have to do this one off the air.

[Caller/Guest]

She's a big girl, but she's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to do this off the air.

[Bobbo Babo]

She's a big guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's too many variables here. I've got too many questions. Can you load it up into givemetheven.com?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. What do you think it is without the pro charger? Because I know I'm going to lose the money on the pro charger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it is a low 20 20s rig without the pro charger.

[Caller/Guest]

Low 20s. How about with the pro charger?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's go to givemetheven.com I'll get you a definitive offer.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

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[Bobbo Babo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Call him toll free.

1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

This is, this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Leonard Skynyrd. So, Baba, it was on this day.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 1978.

[Bobbo Babo]

I think. Before that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was close to them. Maybe 77, maybe. Yeah, I know we had a K5 Blazer in 1977, man. And I was. I love that thing. And, and I was reading something about this plane wreck in 77.

[J.D. Ryan]

October 20, 1977. Convair V CV 240, chartered by the rock band Leonard Skyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crashed in Mississippi after taking off from Baton Rouge. I believe is after Baton Rouge. Six.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They ran out of fuel and smoked it in. It's a bad day. His brother can sing, but not like Ronnie.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, there's no Ronnie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even close. Be like you trying to sing like me, Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

Stephen Gaines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo Babo]

His. His sister and I think their tour manager all died in that flight. The rest of the band, you know, managed to survive.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 people survived.

[Bobbo Babo]

Six dead, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 20, 30 people on that airport.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 survivors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Passenger count was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they ran it out of gas and they were having fuel problems before. If you read the story in the background, it's pretty sad. It was a lot of pilot error.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, you run out of fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's kind of like blatant pilot error.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the right engine was sucking gas too hard. It was running too rich and they were low. Anyway. Yeah. And anyway, it's sad, but, yeah, Leonard Skynyrd is as good as Led Zeppelin. They don't have the body of work that Led Zeppelin. No, they don't have the depth.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a reason. Well, they have more depth.

[Axel Rose]

Died.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had one depth in the pool. A drummer. But they're good, man.

[Bobbo Babo]

And the drummer. Didn't the drummer, like crawl for Miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about. Oh, this drummer. Yes. Artemis Pyle.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's goofier than a run over dog. Have you watched his interviews? Yeah, he is. He is. He is. He's goofy. He's goofier than a run over dog.

[Bobbo Babo]

Have you ever talked To a runover.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dog I know on the ramp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's like, I don't know what happened. I was, I was just tracing the garbage truck like I always do. Well, I caught it. Look at my paw. This is going to be bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yay, Miss Jerky.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning Texas. Good morning Oklahoma. Louisiana, Arkansas.

[Bobbo Babo]

The garbage truck will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, what's Randy doing? Randy, There you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

There he is. Hey, Randy. And he looks chipper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John. What's up? Have you ever been run over? It is a run over dog. Goofy.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, dogs are kind of goofy anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dogs are. Yeah, yeah. They're always happy.

[Axel Rose]

You know any dogs?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do, yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Oh, you got that dog, Midnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know.

[Axel Rose]

He's son of a. Tried to kill me one day.

[J.D. Ryan]

The dog never tried to kill you. He did not. He was licking you. He said, happy how? He was up here, you were here and he was just going.

[Axel Rose]

I am a little anxious around dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

You what?

[Axel Rose]

Dog can be your friend though. Yeah, they got these squeezy toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Axel Rose]

He squeezes it at the dog and goes. The dogs freak right out.

[Bobbo Babo]

They love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah. They're like, oh, go here. He'll give me that squeaky toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did your gambling go last weekend, Randy?

[Caller/Guest]

Good.

[Axel Rose]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you up, down, sideways? In between.

[Axel Rose]

I tell you what.

[Bobbo Babo]

What?

[Axel Rose]

Don't ever mention this to my friend Rusty if you see him. I got him to bet on the Cowboys to win versus the Steelers. Now, as most sports fans know, Cowboys was on a bye week last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Axel Rose]

I told him he lost by three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

He bet the Steelers to cover seven.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Axel Rose]

$15.

[Bobbo Babo]

Cha Ching.

[Axel Rose]

That's a lot of nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cheating.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Texans are off this week. You bet him on the Texans game? They're on a buy.

[Axel Rose]

I think I will maybe. Needs new Halloween costumes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys start at 3 o' clock tomorrow against the San Fran Sissies. And I'm sure they're going to lose that one as well.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, they're sissies. San Francisco 49ers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

You ever been in San Francisco?

[John Clay Wolf]

San Francisco 69ers. Henry, good morning. You're on the air, Henry.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

2010 half ton, 104,000 miles crew cab Dodge, two wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

It's probably average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big 20 inch wheels or the smaller 18s?

[Caller/Guest]

22 inch wheels aftermarket.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got ghetto. So Henry, you're like Henry dog. Henry Holmes from, from Cleburne. Is it SLT or ST or what? That's what I figured. Most of the time people put the big wheels on the, on the smaller deals is 9,000. Does that sound right?

[Axel Rose]

Probably.

[Caller/Guest]

I was trying to get more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, everybody is. But I mean, if it came down to nut cutting time and I had a check for nine grand, would you sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably not as more than what I owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it?

[Caller/Guest]

About 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. And also, we just added new technology to give me the vin. All you. If you don't have your VIN number, you can just put in your license plate number. 6, 7, 8 digits. Whatever it is, it'll bust your VIN number off of our database and then it'll enter it. It's amazing. It's faster. If you want to go to givemethevin.com, put in your license plate. My system will bid your car immediately. We have buyers in the other room. There's 12 guys over there bidding cars today until 4 o'. Clock. We buy them. That's what we do. And JD Bobbo Turley and myself sit here and shoot the breeze for several hours on Saturday mornings trying to entertain you and ourselves. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Claywolf.Com gimmetheven.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the Southwest.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Call them toll free.

1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And this is the Cult. This is a good song is what this is. And these guys are underrated very much. Remember, I saw them a bit little in a little venue in Shreveport, Louisiana last summer, just driving through.

[Bobbo Babo]

Man, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was 100 people in there. It's great. Awesome. The cult. 800-800-723-4. Is the call in number here? Yeah. Roger, Amarillo's got a 14 Longhorn. Laramie. What's so special about your truck, Roger?

[Caller/Guest]

Nice ticket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller/Guest]

Sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell it. It's a 14 half. Did you go to our website yet and put it in and in my computer gave you a price. Will you do that for me and then call back? It's quick, actually. You can just put your license plate in and it'll throw it right there and you click the options. If it's got a sunroof, Click sunroof and it's got a navigation. Click navigation. Put in the miles and the damn computer will hit the. Hit the number right there and that's what I'll pay.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then just call me back and we'll wrap it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Baba. That hair. That hair's getting long. Are you still gonna donate it?

[Bobbo Babo]

You said. You said girl long, man, go long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still gonna donate?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, that's the plan. As soon as I get a 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inch ponytail, bro, you need to get a haircut.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, that's what, you know, that's what my stylist says.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you go to donate that hair?

[Bobbo Babo]

There's a group called Wigs for Kids. You can look them [e-mail]. a lot of people prefer this group because they don't charge the children for the wigs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so.

[Bobbo Babo]

But they have a strenuous criteria you have to have. When your hair is bunched up in a ponytail, you have to have 12 full inches of ponytail.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like your old girlfriend, friend from Vernon.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, the same old thing. Mary, Mary, quite contrary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trim that. It's so damn hairy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo Babo]

What's your name, sweetheart? Any idea.

[Axel Rose]

Is he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a joker now? Is he even still around? Is he even. Can he reality tv? Can he sell out the improv?

[Bobbo Babo]

He's out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. He could sell at the Improv.

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would think people would be so tired of that stick. He's such a.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't seen it in such a long time. It's nostalgic.

Do you have any more?

Yeah.

Jack and Joe went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Joe came down with 250. Was an old lady, lived in a shoe. She has so many kids.

[Bobbo Babo]

A uterus fell out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's about all we can do there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is. That's all you can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about a hickory dickory dog? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hickory dickory dog.

Hey.

Oh, hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn his mic off. I know comedian friends that think he's just the biggest jackass. He's off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off who dies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's just horrible to other people.

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't think he's a character anymore. I think he's doing more of a straightforward.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what he's trying. Yeah, that's his whole deal is like he's trying to revamp himself, try to get distance from that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Feel like riding Dangerfield? No, I'm very respectful now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's kind of like you, you know, when you got rid of those gay roommates back in the 90s. Bomb.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You changed your way.

[Bobbo Babo]

How so I changed my way? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You quit living with gay men.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, I mean it was a drop university. Three's company, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were Chrissy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

I probably was.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got the boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Bobbo Babo]

But no. Nobody ever got to Chrissy though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except Mr. Roper.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh God, no, he didn't either. Was Mr. Furley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Furley. She had to pay the rent, put on erector knee pads. Chrissy was hot. Who was her backup plan, man? Her backup qb? Her replacement was better looking than her.

[Bobbo Babo]

Ah, her little cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was Shorts. Why don't they bring those kind of shorts back?

[Bobbo Babo]

Chrissy, Carrie and Terry.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo Babo]

Were the blonde.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they all related?

[Bobbo Babo]

I was thinking about that. You know, I wake up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were the names of your boyfriends at the house you lived in?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, I never had any boyfriends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the guys you lived. The guys that were boyfriends.

[Bobbo Babo]

The hetero guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

The owner of the house was Todd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's Mr. Furley.

[Bobbo Babo]

And the boys upstairs were James and Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gay.

[Bobbo Babo]

I guess that would probably be like the Ropers. Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did this go on?

[Bobbo Babo]

Six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lived with in a house full of homosexual men for six months? What's he full of? Is it two or three would be a pair.

[Bobbo Babo]

Three would be full of sometimes four and on and on. Women. Wednesday nights?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Wednesdays.

[Bobbo Babo]

Which was. Which was drag night. Sleep overnight at the local bar. There would be, I swear to God, a couple of dozen.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the house?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, did you ever walk in or anything untoward?

[Bobbo Babo]

One time I was coming home on a Wednesday evening. This is true. Yeah, about 7pm Jack and I drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Larry and he ran on the porch.

[Bobbo Babo]

I saw this long legged exotic woman on. On the front porch. Oh, A woman talking to all these guys and I thought, wow, somebody's sister came over, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Visiting.

[Bobbo Babo]

It was James from upstairs. It was drag night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Playboy this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, they put a.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put a. On the COVID They did. They don't have a cover anymore. I don't believe. But if you look up Playboy, they've got a. And I don't mean a stick shift. Well, I guess I do. On. Not, not an automatic on the COVID of Playboy. They're. They're pictorial of the month. Is, is a, is, is. Kate is a Caitlyn Jenner.

[Bobbo Babo]

See, we're all torn by that. We're all middle aged guys who remember the heyday of Playboy. Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were saying we're torn by them. Like. I'm not torn at all.

[Bobbo Babo]

Look at a 20something guy today and he's probably thinking, well, isn't that interesting? These, these millennials, I'm telling you, man, they're a weird bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're a bunch of communists. Yeah, they're.

Or they're doing it because they.

The one you're talking about, John, right here. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. This is the. Is that a trans Italian Playboy features. Transgender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get caught up on fake news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's happened before. I'm looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all over the place. I saw it yesterday. I did not, I did not click on it because I didn't want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

See it because I don't want that in my search history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I would rather have animal porn in my search history. Your wife, at least I could talk my way out of that. Chris, good morning, you're on the air. Chris, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris. I'm gonna say it one more time. You're on the air. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. Yes, I am. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Bobbo Babo]

Bruce on Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brussels. I. E. How about them Tigers? Like, how about them tigers actually playing ball? Like they know how to play ball? The past few weeks?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. It's kind of shocking. Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very. I don't know what happened. Open. I'd already given up on them. 12 Dodge Bighorn, 103, 000 mile crew cab, four wheel drive. You want to trade it in? What are they hitting you on? Trade in?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm going to a dealer right now. I haven't got the figures yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's their name? I probably do business with them.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I can't even dodge in courtesy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest]

Premium used cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. I know the manager very well and Tell him I'll give. You know it sounds like 13 grand depending on how it's equipped. If you'll go to my website givemetheven.com you can actually just punch your Louisiana license plate in there. So punch in your license plate number and select LA next to it or the VIN number the license plates easier. And build the options on the truck. And my computer will bid it right there.

[Bobbo Babo]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it right there in front of those guys. Yep. We'll handle it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey Wes is a 14 Buick Encore. Is that that little like roller skate weird looking thing?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not worth 16. 5. I don't know what it is, but it ain't that. Is that what your payoff is?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's probably around 17. I thought I bought it in good shape, but apparently I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're just so damn ugly. I mean I'm not trying to say that you have bad taste but the car is just. It's just goofier than a run over dog and uglier than a mule's ass. It looks like a cow's ass sewn up with a grapevine.

[Caller/Guest]

I see a lot of them running around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you man. I'm on your side. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Because nobody can sell them. That's why you always see the same people. Wait, is it the encore? The little thing?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I'm thinking wrong.

Maybe I'm crossover suv isn't it?

If it's that little like cavalier looking suv, I get confused. Encore. I just pull it up right here. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD what have you got in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, do you play poker? Do you play foosball? How about pole dancing?

[John Clay Wolf]

What would go about pocket pool?

[J.D. Ryan]

What would those three things have in common? I'll say it again. Poker, Florida. Foosball and pole dancing. Any idea what they have in common?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo on man.

A great night.

[J.D. Ryan]

All three soon to be Olympic sports. Yeah, they're considering putting foosball and pole dancing. They said we will do everything within our remit to help these groups realize their full potential and become part of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is going to sponsor and get those young athletes, the pole dancers to the game.

[Bobbo Babo]

Hey Hooters.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that? We've got a stripper in house that probably would qualify. Would you sponsor her?

I would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who would you. Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah. Hannah. Good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

As a.

[J.D. Ryan]

As an Olympic athlete Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Hannah.

[Axel Rose]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley brings up a great point.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to work days instead of nights? Would you like to see the sun for once in your life, young lady? A gardener. Now they do have drug requirements, so. Have you done any cocaine? No. I know because. Because they're not. They're going to drug test them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's part because they've said that the.

[Bobbo Babo]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The cocaine induced strippers can hold themselves at a 90 degree angle and defy gravity at longer lengths than non cocaine.

[Axel Rose]

I know I can do that.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's called the pirate's mast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it really? You have a name for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do it for like four hours.

[Bobbo Babo]

You have to use your elbows.

[John Clay Wolf]

You alternate left and then spin around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you turn over and decide to the right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice hit.

[Axel Rose]

Four hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can see pole dancing being Olympics. Or being a sport at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was your night last night, Hannah?

[Axel Rose]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a silver medal. Friday night's awesome. What'd you make, like four rounds?

[Axel Rose]

You mean bar stage?

[Caller/Guest]

Main stage, Main floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did you make?

[J.D. Ryan]

Money?

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, like maybe.

[Axel Rose]

I think like 12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Dude, it's ridiculous.

[Axel Rose]

No, but it's Friday night.

[Bobbo Babo]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that number low compared to what you're gonna make tonight?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday night. I wish I had boobs. The big deal. 12,000 Canada's dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you do?

[Bobbo Babo]

Do you put that money in there?

[J.D. Ryan]

The bank. Does that money? Ever see the bank?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I have to pay taxes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, do you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I couldn't buy shoes. How's your personal life?

[J.D. Ryan]

Great. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I just have fun.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Fun girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a new bumper sticker for my car.

[J.D. Ryan]

It say.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says wax this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about today's current political climate, Hannah? Oh, I don't know. I think Obama's so cute. Yeah?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like one of the little rascals. He's got big ears. You know what they say.

[Bobbo Babo]

He sounds so serious. He says we've gotta do something about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a kid. I'm gonna vet for him again. Do you like Trump? Yeah. Okay. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after these messages.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

Add Billy, a real son of a. To work with Corgan from the.

Yeah, he's a very little self righteous.

He Needs to be slapped. Maybe. Touch, maybe. Record shop guy.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's a smashing man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a smashing young man. 99 Tahoe Z71. Old, old body.

[Axel Rose]

Burl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burl.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said that you want 5,000 for this?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can see. Sell this for 5,000, will you come over here and help us sell cars? We don't sell to the public. But if we get 5000 for a. For a 2000 dollar or 1500 truck, then I need your services to help us find the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72-34.

Yeah.

800, 800, yeah. Radio. Willie, Willie in the shine box. An 06 Dodge Dually Cummins with 200 on it. Crew cab from Dallas. Is it leather? Cloth?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a $8,000 truck.

[Caller/Guest]

They said you want $8,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said you want 12 here. Why do you want 12 for 200,000 mile truck.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, that's what the courthouse is telling me. It was worth her taxing beyond $2,000 to change my title and shim.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give $8,000. I don't ask the courthouse what they'll give. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com. you can put in your license plate number or your VIN number and it'll pop an offer right there instantaneously. I programmed the thing so the numbers that you get from me is the numbers you'll get from my computer. I'm one person, so I can't do it all. And we built a computer that will bid the cars and it's a gimmetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the license plate thing makes it so much easier.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does make it easier.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Six digits versus 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, try to have a conversation with people about A VIN number. 3. Apple Pizza.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apple Jimmy. No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alpha, apple. Jimbo. Is Jimbo J or Jimbo JB Juliet.

[Bobbo Babo]

Bravo or just Jimbo Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, Bees and Dog. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John, you know what time it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, what time is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's that time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy. Black, Latino or other? Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Big baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K in the house. 8 Mile, Whitey, Blackie, everybody.

What's happening there? What's going down? Well, he's in that booth, you know. You know the mic's Real Detroit.

Go ahead, Mighty Blackie.

All right, y', all, I got everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other, where I read a news story and y' all guess the race and today I got two damn fools out in Brockton, Massachusetts, who ran up in a deli around lunchtime and they had some big old hunting knives with them and they demanded a single dollar. That's $1 out of the register. And then they ran off. So what do y' all think? White, black, Latino or other?

I'm going to go black because of the Chris Rock character. And I'm going to get you. Sucker that walks up to the deal.

[Bobbo Babo]

And asks, may I help you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

This scene, you mean how much for order?

[Caller/Guest]

Are ribs?

[Bobbo Babo]

250.

[John Clay Wolf]

250. How many ribs do I get with that? About five.

Five.

So I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me get one right on.

[Caller/Guest]

One order.

[Bobbo Babo]

One order. Ribs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, one rib.

[Bobbo Babo]

One rib.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sure am hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else?

[Caller/Guest]

Y soda. $1. Oh, come on now. Look out for a brother, man. Come on. Hey, take this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you let me a get sip for 15 cent?

That was how the scene went down.

So that's where I'm coming up with the African dj. I don't. I'm sticking with my guns. I don't know what everybody else is. So the question is, who went and robbed a place with knives for exactly $1 in Massachusetts?

[J.D. Ryan]

Massachusetts, Black, white, Latino? Did you say what kind of a place it was? Restaurant?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a market in deli.

[J.D. Ryan]

Market in deli.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's Caucasian crime, fellas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it say why they wanted the $1?

[Bobbo Babo]

Does it say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't say. Gang initiation. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sounds like a protest kind of a deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hunting knives. I'm gonna go with white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, only white folk use that very hunting knives.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a. That's a white guy thing to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Indians use box cutters. Yeah, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, moving on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are off today, man. Two young men were described as Hispanic and they are still on the run. Yeah, we didn't think about a Mexican and a blade.

It was a long way, but they would have wanted more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

A dollar.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's like 15,000 pesos, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Hey, Brandon. An 09 Silverado with 140,000 miles. The. The miles are so high, I'd rather not bid it over the air. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it extended cab or crew cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a. It's a extended camp go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the van. It's a crew Cab four door. Okay. It's got leather if it's nice. You know, I think it's eight grand. Okay. It's got.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got one little ding on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Driver'S side right behind the.

[Caller/Guest]

The back door, but that's it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. When you go to givemetheven.com, it asks, does this car need any cosmetic or. Or mechanical repairs? You click yes. You put what it costs cost to fix the ding and the bids reduced. It's that simple. Just go to give the vin.com and load it up. We'll buy it. I want to buy it. Where are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Leak City, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll get it. No flood, right?

[Caller/Guest]

All right. No, sir.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No flood. No Noah in the flood. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Go to givemethevin.com. axel Rose. Oh, no. Has come again.

[Bobbo Babo]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did Axel's gospel music a while back.

You remember this one?

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are.

[Axel Rose]

Covered I want to take me to my Lord I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't get enough of that. That we did that. How long ago, Bob? Five years ago.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's. He's in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four years ago, Axel. How long ago was it? Axel, good morning. It's good to see you here, man.

[Axel Rose]

I lost my calendar, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Axel Rose]

What day it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Saturday.

[Axel Rose]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in honor of. We haven't had Axel come in and sing any covers in a while. Gospel, soul, rock, anything. And Today is the 20th, 30th, 40th anniversary of Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought it would be great to have. Great idea. Axel as Ronnie Van Zant singing Freebird, which is basically in this national anthem trauma that we've been living in. We all know that Freebird is the real national anthem.

[Bobbo Babo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when freebird comes up, you better stand and put your hand over your heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You won't ever stand up again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna have Axel come in here and sing the national anthem actually. Ready for it?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little karaoke background for you. Okay. If I leave here tomorrow.

[Bobbo Babo]

Whoa, whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you still remember me? Why?

[Axel Rose]

Must be traveling on now.

[Bobbo Babo]

There'S too many places I've got to see hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring some tear to my eyes if.

[Axel Rose]

I stay here with you, girl. It just couldn't be the same hey, hey. Good look. I'm as real as a bird Nah, Baby, I'm gonna fly and change.

[Bobbo Babo]

Stop.

[Axel Rose]

$30 with a chains.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of pennies.

[Axel Rose]

Put them on my windowsill and I'm gonna fly like a parrot or a cockatiel.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's ad living. He's ad libbing shiny feathers, man.

He.

[Axel Rose]

Look at my feet, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Holy God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awesome. Axel.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best thing I've heard in months.

[Bobbo Babo]

Look at his face. He's blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

Everybody's ears are bleeding right now.

Look, he's got feather be colitis.

[Bobbo Babo]

Feathering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Axel, would you mind coming back and doing more of that?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is great. Here's your $30, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is that what he's playing for?

[Bobbo Babo]

But no, he always has to remind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three McDonald's cheeseburgers as he asks for those.

[Bobbo Babo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was. I could. We could stop now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was hoping we would make sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You time stamp that, Charlie. I think we're going to be hearing more that that version of Freebird.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's powerful. It was powerful.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna go with a P word.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got me teary eyed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

And I'm a little emotional myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's blood coming out of my ears.

[John Clay Wolf]

Believable. Good morning. You're on the air. Who are you? What you got? What do you want?

[Caller/Guest]

This Stephen from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Stephen from Houston. Go Astros. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Go Astros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. What you got, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 13 GMC 1500 crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

66, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof. Navigation, two wheel drive, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

It's four wheel drive cloth sle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Z71.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. With.

[Caller/Guest]

With leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

I would say clean. It's got a few rock chips on the hood, but other than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the story? I want to buy it. I love the truck. It's a 13 leather Z71. But I mean it's the sle, so it's going to be cheaper because it's not a full SLT package. Does, does, does 13. 13, 13, 13 old body style. Does 20 grand buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

That's going to be real close. That's about what I owe on it. I just don't want to come out of pocket to get rid of it. I don't need the vehicle anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to drive if I buy it from you today? What are you driving tomorrow?

[Caller/Guest]

I have a work truck provided.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, is it payoff? Do you know your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't Know exact but it's real close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. you can either put your license plate number in or you can put in your VIN number. Either way, the system will get the VIN number. And no matter what the computer says, right in there. John told me 20,000. I told him my payoff's near it. He said he'll buy it if it's within a thousand of that high or low of that number. Here we'll do do payoff roulette. How about this? So I'll make your payoff whatever it is, within a thousand of the 20. So if it's 19:1, I get the truck cheaper. If it's 20,009, I've got to pay more.

[Caller/Guest]

Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So do we have a deal on on payoff roulette?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm fixing to send it in right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, man. Let's get it back. What's go. Let's go. J.D. what's going on in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's see here. The Consumer Reports came out this week with a list of top 10 most unreliable new cars for this year. A list. And I'm gonna let John see if you can pick at least a couple of them. You know what, it's funny. It's not on the top 10 list according to Consumer Reports.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Consumer Reports. This is remembered in the fake news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are new models. Now don't you say that the Mini Coopers have a problem at about 50,000 miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even. There's no unreliable cars that are new models anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, this is saying the Jaguar F pace is number 10. Mercedes Benz GLC is number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So any cars that have like more than five systems on them, these say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the Mercedes Benz trouble comes with the brakes, suspension and steering Camaro. The camaro is number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem, J.D. what if they're new too? They're under warranty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who cares? Well, I'm just saying eventually they're going to continue having problems if they start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out, not if they fix it all in the warranty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe. So Fiat 500s. Number six. Ford Fiesta and Ford tie for the Focus and the Fiesta tie for Ford. And fifth Volvo XC 90s. Number three Cadillac Escalade that kind of surprises me is number two. And the number one most unreliable drum roll is. Can you. I bet you can guess. It's not gas powered.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a Ford Tesla Model X.

[J.D. Ryan]

The most unreliable vehicle out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The worst car in the world, Elon Musk is a con man. He is the recogn the new Tucker automobile and everybody's a sucker that has bought the stock. And at 350 a share, it's a joke. And I'll go down record saying so.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happens to the cars that the value just drop 50%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really unbelievable. And now the. The new one that's affordable. They can't get them built. They had executives leave the company last week. It's just. He, he's. I don't like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crash and burn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, whatever. I don't care. It's not my problem. Well, I shorted the stock and it won't go down is why I'm red ass.

There's. There's something there.

A lot of it to be exact.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have time to do one more?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're gonna do Doug in Houston. Doug, a 16 lander over Discovery Sport with 40,000 miles on it. You want. Hey, hey, hey, Dougie.

Doug.

Forget about it. Where you coming from?

[Caller/Guest]

Humble or Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Humble.

[Caller/Guest]

Astros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Astros. What time is that tonight?

Seven o'.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Clock.

[Caller/Guest]

708.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, dude, did you see that one last night? Almost go over the fence right there at the end. They might have got on a run again.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. Frazier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

What a catch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Turley. We're out of time.

[Caller/Guest]

Oscar. Fire. Altuve got fired up last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he put that.

[Caller/Guest]

He was on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was on fire. Doug, I want to buy your Rover, but I'm out of time. I've got to go to commercial break right now. We go to givemetheven.com and put your license plate or your VIN number in there and it'll bid it immediately. It's more accurate than I am anyway. We'll come over and pick it up. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio. Bob O. J.D. mike Turley in the house. Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, everybody in between. We'll be back. Just a second.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Claywolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[John Clay Wolf]

Claywolf.Com now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

James and 04 Super Duty. It says XC. That means extended cam, extended cab.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So is it a 7.3? Yes, sir. 148.000mile extended cab. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

It's two.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not much. There's just not a lot there. Those. You got a. You got a motor. Is it average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than four grand.

[Caller/Guest]

No, that sounds reasonable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me take pictures of it. I can't be spending a lot of money from four grand. But if it's tight, no stretch marks. Not multiple. Not. Not multiple lovers. You know, you take the bra off, there's still hang. There's still. It's still holding up. I'll buy it. All right. 800-800-7234. 800. Shut up. JD 800 radio. Where are all the nice cars? I'm looking at the. Give me the VIN buy board that we bought all. I mean, we've got this, this arrivals and departures board. 13. Chevrolet Corvette. Walter Graham. We just bought that. 2012 Ferrari. We just bought that. 2017 F250 Duramax. We just bought that. Why don't these people call in? We just get the junk. Bunch of junk. Turley, did you say the end of the week is when the junk starts showing up more in the system?

Yeah, I don't know if it has something to do with payday maybe.

Weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would make sense. Toward the end of the week, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think we ought to just do like spins for $500 cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need some beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a game show.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let me set my junker.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Claywolf.Com John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

Call him toll free.

1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And this is the toadies. And this is Mike in Houston with a miled out Thunderbird that he wants too much for. Good morning, Mike in Houston.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you think I want too much money for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's got 150,000 miles, man. Come on. Come on. What you thinking? These things don't last forever.

[Caller/Guest]

I know, but I looked it up on Kelly Blue book and Kelly Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Balls will always leave you hanging. Have you ever dated a blue ball girl where you know she's telling you she's going to do this and she's going to do that and she just never delivers? That's Kelly. Kelly Blue balls is named Kelly Blue Balls for a reason. It's a four grand rig with. With 140, 000 miles on it. Oh, two. 02 Thunderbird with 143.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let me ask you this.

[Caller/Guest]

If I. Because you have a couple of vehicles at your location here that. A couple of trucks that I'm interested in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What location?

[Caller/Guest]

I bought it down there.

[Bobbo Babo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What location?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What location?

[Caller/Guest]

The one on the Southwest Freeway. On the Southwest freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'm giving me the vin. I don't even. I don't sell cars to the public. You're still confusing me for back when I was Texas Direct's pitch boy, when I was their pitch boy and I was doing the radio show. Is that what you're thinking? No, that was years ago. So here's what happened. So I was their. Their. Their. I was their radio voice for four years, all the bids, and then they wanted to do it in Dallas. And I said no. And he said, well, if you don't do it in Dallas, we're gonna quit sponsoring you in Houston. And I said, see these nuts? And that was the end of he and me. And so I started in Houston as givemetheven.com two and a half years ago, and I started in Dallas. And now we're in 17 cities. And the question is Texas Direct who? Texas direct who? There you go. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Collin, you got a. You've got a Shelby GT.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the GT350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's. Whose phone's ringing?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'm at the ATM. I'm trying to multitask.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you getting cash for? Are you going to get a hooker?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he hung up.

Oh, he's going to get a hooker. Yeah. Oh, no, we called him out. I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

The radio. All right, this Harvey Weinstein fella, I tell you what, he cannot get out of. In trouble. It's like when the. When the Bill Cosby thing broke. Everybody. Yeah, Harvey Weinstein now being investigated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jewish version of the African American Bill Cosby scandal.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. It's. Anyway, he's now being Investigated by the LAPD for alleged rape to happen back in 2013, this unidentified Italian model has now come out of the woodwork and said basically he bullied his way into my hotel room after briefly introducing himself at a party and now he's coming out. So they're just piling on at this point. Everybody, everybody sees money. So they're all going, hey, me too. Which is of course the big, you know, thing you've seen on the all the social media hashtag, me too. All the women that have had that issue, had that problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some me too stories too, I'd like to share later. I have been sexually harassed.

Are you on Rush down line Rush? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Rush Limbaugh, good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Before we get to the serious subject matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is serious.

[Bobbo Babo]

Are you watching the latest bunch of pull apart monkey politics? What they're pulling on the Donald.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are they doing to Donald?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, he hasn't called the families of fallen soldiers. Is it like the president should?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he has, actually.

[Bobbo Babo]

First of all, this has been a sacred duty of every president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

And even the worst presidents like Obama and Mr. Behind the Bleachers. Clinton. Yes. Even poor befuddled Jimmy Peanut Carter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

They always made a practice of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they did.

[Bobbo Babo]

Not that Jimmy Carter had a war, but. No, he did have that whole hostage thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he did.

[Bobbo Babo]

And he was very nice to them on the telephone. Do you know what really happened? What? Because I have it on authority that the Donald did make those calls or, or tried to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some of them have been released.

[Bobbo Babo]

But you know why? Many of those fine families didn't get the presidential condolence call.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Bobbo Babo]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know the iPhone? No, of course I use the Kyocera flip. Of course.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm a virgin mobile service myself. IPhones drop calls, they do left and right, but it's horrible. You pay a thousand dollars for a phone. You may notice as well, most iPhone users, if they can be called such, don't really talk on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo Babo]

They never answer the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they tag.

[Bobbo Babo]

I use. My little Kyocera happens to have been a gift from my dear friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a flip phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a car.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, it happens to have been a gift from my dear friend Alice Cooper, the rock and roll singer, also a conservative like myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo Babo]

And you fine fellows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And where the hell are you going?

[Bobbo Babo]

I want to bring the party down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because you know, I'm high as a kite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we are still.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, the whole Harvey Weinstein thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you're back.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let me just add my 2 cents worth. And say clearly. Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too.

[J.D. Ryan]

The hashtag me too.

[Bobbo Babo]

I only say that because I, too, Bill Rushbow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Happen to have been a victim of similar salt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo Babo]

Very early in my career.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't really.

[Bobbo Babo]

You remember back in 1980.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

After nine to five and in the wake of Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. The movies.

[Bobbo Babo]

Dolly Parton was a very big star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, she still is.

[Bobbo Babo]

I was still in St. Louis back then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo Babo]

Trying to make a career for myself. Soon to be the best announcer in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

She did two shows in St. Louis at the old Busch Stadium.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dolly Parton.

[Bobbo Babo]

One of the things we did with the station back then was to provide transportation to and from the gig.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very common.

[Bobbo Babo]

To the artist's hotel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very common. Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Where Dolly asked me to come up. Oh, come on, Have a cocktail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

She didn't really ask. She. She said, well, I suggest you come up and have a cocktail.

[J.D. Ryan]

To you, very insistently.

[Bobbo Babo]

And I thought, well, this is Dolly Parton. I mean, she's the triple threat. Kind of the triple double threat.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's. Well, how's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Double D. Double D's Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Double G. Got it, got it, got it.

[Bobbo Babo]

And once she's. What? She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Bobbo Babo]

What she did to me was horrific.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Babo]

Because I. I didn't get with Dolly that evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. It took us five minutes to get to him telling about the abuse from Dolly Parton.

[Bobbo Babo]

The opening act for those shows, Right, Was one Dottie West. Everyone remembers Dottie West.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why, of course.

[Bobbo Babo]

Dolly and Dottie insisted that I get with Doy West.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Babo]

So that Dolly could watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not true.

[Bobbo Babo]

And Bert riddle and Dom DeLuise.

[John Clay Wolf]

And sounds like the Cannonball Run Crew.

[Bobbo Babo]

And Jim Neighbors as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it was good.

[Bobbo Babo]

I was horrified.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Babo]

I was horribly embarrassed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

And Dottie and I did enjoy ourselves. I've never done anything before since.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've ever told the story?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you feel better?

[Bobbo Babo]

I think so. I'll have to. I'll have to have a couple of mimosas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a couple of Percocets. Calm yourself.

[Bobbo Babo]

What a horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might call Dolly. She's still alive. And see if y' all can, like, cleanse the air.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, no way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dom Delaware.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'll never get in the motel room with her again. She might suggest that I do something with Taylor Swift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, El Rushman, but I won't have it. Me, too. I understand. I really do. Oh, two Chevy Z71 with 120 rig. It's three to four grand, maybe five grand. It just all depends. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. Fifteen Jeep Wrangler Unlimited with 62,000 miles. Dorothy, it won't do 29,000 with 62,000 miles. It just won't. I. I see on here where you're wanting 25. The miles are too high. It's probably going to do 20 depending on how it looks and how it's built. If it's all customized, then, you know, 25 grand, maybe 26. Are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just go to givemetheven.com you can put in your license plate or your VIN number or your VIN number and it'll knock it out real quick and it'll give you my bid online. Same thing with you, Chris. Is 13 Ford F150. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. It'll get it. It'll get you a number faster than I will. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, man. And, Nick, does your. Does your F250 really have 170,000 miles on it on a 2012?

[Caller/Guest]

Is it red?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it really have 170,000 miles on It?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it has a. Has 170,000, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

107 or 171.

[Caller/Guest]

7 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want 28, 000 for it on a 2012 with 170. I thought that the damn marijuana only got voted in up in Colorado, not in Abilene. Come on, man. Come on now. Come on. We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf and I. I don't know what I do on the radio anymore.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Claywolf.Com give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail] John's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from givemethevin.com first. If you don't check with givemethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolf, and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

The country program directors that carry our show gotta cringe when we do intros like this on their country stations. I love it. You're such a rebel, Bobbo. Who is this true? Metallica.

Country people like Metallica?

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Country people these days like anything. I mean, have you flipped on a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country people today, like rap?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I flipped on a country station in North Texas the other day and it was just like. What is a pop tune? It was literally a pop tune.

[Bobbo Babo]

There's an old rancher named Gus just north of Amarillo.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Just ripped the earplug out of his. The right side of his head. No demons getting in me through that damn thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that how the devil works? Where is the devil? Devil. Satan. What do you think about Metallica? Is that really your band that you. You put together?

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay, first of all, they're really not very fun guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, yeah. Not like Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy's a good time.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, you can talk to Ozzy. He's great. Have a couple of Hot Pockets. Eat a couple of bass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like the Satan's from Boston. Have a couple of Hot Pockets.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So is Metallica not your band?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, the Metallica guys are really serious cats and great musicians. But come on, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo Babo]

Give me songs about girls and cars. I mean, inside I'm really a happy guy. Especially this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is your band? What bands? What bands do you have control over?

[Bobbo Babo]

My band, Satan. Spin Doctors. Really? Hootie and the Blowfish, that's what. Gin block. Yeah, those mid-90s were just a heyday for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Stone Temple Pilots? Was that one of your bands? Did you have them? Were they on your label?

[Bobbo Babo]

They're a little hard for my taste. You know, this time of year, though, is like Christmas and New Year's and Yom Kippur all wrapped up into one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it true that Justin Bieber signed with you? Satan?

[Bobbo Babo]

I gave him a little advice, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, did you set that whole deal up between YouTube and the record label? I mean, I heard that you had.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Justin Bieber belonged. Did he sell his soul to you to become a star?

[Bobbo Babo]

Absolutely. Yeah. He'll be down here with me one of these days. He's the second guy I did that for, actually. You know the little Filipino guy that sings for Journey nowadays? No. Yes, sir. Hey, and Asians Are tough to persuade, are they? Talk about somebody that loves their soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan.

[Bobbo Babo]

He had to beg his ancestors for weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for joining us.

[Bobbo Babo]

All right, happy Halloween.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Just go to give me the VIN. This show is sponsored by givemetheven.com if you want to bid on your car immediately. Now givemethevin.com just updated their website where you can with new proprietary technology, you can just put in your license plate number and it will reverse look up your VIN number so you don't have to jack with it and then it'll insert it into our automated pricing tool. You check the options and it'll throw your number right there. Givemetheven.com you can call us, but the quicker way to do it is just go to the website, givemetheven.com it can bid a thousand cars a second. Seriously, I mean it's incredible. 800-800-Radio is the call in number. Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, how the hell are you? And remember, a big shout out to the Stro's for getting their S together last night. Yeah, whipping the hell out of the Yankees just like the Astros know how to do. Tonight at 7 o' clock is the finale to see who's going to the series. The Texans are off this Saturday and the cowgirls and I'm calling the cowgirls this week.

[Bobbo Babo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Our plane, The San Francisco 69ers at 3:30 tomorrow.

3 o'.

Clock. Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

Dude, can you imagine the crowd at Minute Maid park tonight? Game seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real. It's on. I'm excited for it, man. I mean, yeah, I live in Dallas and yeah, I'm a Rangers fan, but I mean I'm from Texas. I'm on the Astros side.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let's run down here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's not say we do.

I would give my. I would give a lot up to do that.

[Bobbo Babo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'll drive.

[Bobbo Babo]

T.R.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re a radio star. Why can't you get any tickets?

Who's going to get tickets for that?

Well, we're on espn. We just need to plan these seven. Like Lindsay Buckingham playing in Dallas next Tuesday. We should have planned that and had him on the air so that we'd have free tickets to that too. Cuz I'd love to go see he and Christy McVee. But anyway, I'm just a John. I'm just an a hole. Nobody takes care of me. Okay, what's the going on in the world of Donald Trump, Turley? Oh, have you heard the.

The Latest drunk Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's drunk again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's had a lot of stress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he's under a lot of stress. And I think maybe he was talking. You know, when you drink a little bit, you talk about your sex life a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I ever know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's where he was going on this one.

You want me to use the pump? Because the other one, which I really like better than going bing, bing, bing. I mean, it's. Yeah, kind of.

That's where I was getting the feeling from that I know the pump. Have you heard the new comedy routine of Al Michaels?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. He was Monday, or actually was the Sunday Night Football this past week.

I heard this.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a couple jokes now, too.

Let's face it, the Giants are coming.

[Caller/Guest]

Off a worst week than Harvey Weinstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. And you're up by 14 points.

[Bobbo Babo]

Only my LA guy comes up with that. Well, you know, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he was. Read the papers.

I mean.

And then he comes back and apologizes. The producer got on his case and he had to apologize to America for making that joke. Oh, you know, why is that not okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's because it's Harvey Weinstein in sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Why is it not okay for Al Michaels to say they're coming off a worse week than Harvey Weinstein?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did he have to go clean that up?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a sensitive subject and they're just everybody, you know, you cannot say anything without getting people offended anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an apology with air quotes. I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry about that.

What if he played some Andrew Dice Clay? Okay. Jack and Joe went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Joe came down with 250. Oh, I'm sorry, everybody. Anybody that's offended by prostitution, please don't take that as prostitution and mixing with children's rhymes. I didn't mean it.

[Caller/Guest]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giants on their own, 23rd and 10 offended by prostitution. Here we go.

[Bobbo Babo]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, these damn diet pills I started taking Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're high, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm biting them in half. I'm just taking a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fenine.

[Bobbo Babo]

You ought to snort one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you shouldn't.

Sounds like a terrible idea, Bobo.

That would. Why? I'll bring one and you can snort it because you did the BC powder so well and that might be a different effect for you.

[Bobbo Babo]

Y' all remember Bob? He was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not. I'm not jacked up during the day at all. I go to sleep at night and about 9 and I wake up at 3:30 in the morning. I know every day, every day. Last night I had three beers and I stayed up till 11. So I got to sleep till 7 today. But I had to alcohol myself to sleep through it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's your appetite though? That's what they're supposed to do, that hype you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I'm. It's pretty, pretty low.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think about my busy wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife. My wife has been working out like for a year. Like a. Like a banshee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Swedish chef? That joke is my kids are half Danish. She's from Copenhagen and her grandmother's sister is the hot chick from abba, which is a perk in my life because I'm a big fan of abba and she gets her quarterly ABBA check. That all the answer. You know, the nieces and nephews get.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'S good stuff from the money from them. From the cab. From the hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, from the hits.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but she's been working out like crazy and she's losing weight and she's like looking like she's 18 again and I'm. I'm feeling a little insecure. I'm gonna have to catch up. When she was a little heavy, it was okay for me to be a little heavy. We were, you know, we're matching one another. But now she's passing. Passing me. So I'm gonna have to get with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what they say. Somebody's painting the house, it's about to be sold. Oh, I'm sorry. Does that hurt your feelings? I didn't mean to. Oh, no, no, no concern with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I'm just saying I'm your buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a good gal.

[Bobbo Babo]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got so many kids. Who would take her on with all those damn kids. I've planted so many kids on her. You'd have to be insane to take on my children.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe she's just doing it for her health.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is. She just. She had a bunch of babies and. And then it's time to get out of the, you know, baby post mode and. And you get back to being yourself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is the daddy you went.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, now I gotta start working out. Yeah, I was happy not working out. And now I've got to start catching up because who can be a fat slob and be sitting next to a hot. In shape.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know any rock star ever in the history of mankind.

[Bobbo Babo]

I've always been fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a rock star, jd. I can't even get my heart to give me tickets to Lindsey Buckingham, for Christ's sake. Lindsey Buckingham. I think I'm just gonna go buy him and deduct him out of. Out of the advertising bill that we have during the week. This week. That's a damn good idea. Thanks for giving me that idea, Charlie. Bob Floyd is coming up in the next segment with a fall dope report. For those of y' all who are new listeners to the show, never heard Bob Floyd. He's incredible. And he's. He's kind of turned into the Jim Cramer of marijuana, sort of. Since this is all the legalization, how many states are legal now? Like seven?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he follows the crop.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. He keeps up with it. He looks at it from the business side of things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, if you'd like for me to buy your car, bid your car, truck, whatever, conversion van. Love conversion vans, high dollar cars, Rolls, Ferraris, whatever, call me 800-800-RODIO. Or you can simply go to our website. Give me the Virgin. GiveMeTheEven.com and now it's almost like GiveMeThePlate.com because we've got new technology. Put in your license plate number and select your state and it'll automatically pop the VIN and put it in and give you a bid right there on the spot. Buyers are in the room next door until four o'clock today. Emailing offer letters based off of the computer generated offer letters. And we will get them bought and get them picked up, get them paid. Be right back.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

Hit him up now.

800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

All you Astros fans that aren't Astros fans, people that don't like baseball, but wake up just when it's time to watch it. I can tell you this is the day to watch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Game seven, Yankee Strozz. Tonight, Minute Maid. Whoever wins this goes to the series. People that don't like baseball need to watch this game. This is the real stuff. Hey, Bobbo, speaking of the real stuff. Yeah. What is this? This cbd, BBC, kind of this bag you've got? Cbd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looks like candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like candy. But it's got a bomb on it. What is it?

[Bobbo Babo]

And a bunch of little pot leaf icons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Okay. You know, you go to Colorado and you can't just buy grass. Like they have edible marijuana. Like little gummies with thc, Colorado Right. Brownies and things. Well, this doesn't have any of that. This is legal in all 50 states. This is what probably a seasoned professional like myself would call a placebo. Cbd.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the purpose of it?

[Bobbo Babo]

CBD stands for cannabinoids. And that's what's in this. Okay, there's no. There's no THC.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this, some infomercial for CBDs?

[Bobbo Babo]

Here are the top three ingredients. Sugar, corn syrup, and gelatin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so why are we talking about Halloween candy?

[Bobbo Babo]

They make this from cannabis. But not the good part. They only use seeds and stems to make this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. He's turned into, like, a marijuana.

[J.D. Ryan]

So does it get you hot with a sweet tooth?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, not at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does it do?

[Bobbo Babo]

You might as well. You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Babo]

For three bucks, you can get a whole pound bag of gummy bears at Walmart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so it serves no purpose.

[Bobbo Babo]

Eat them for six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we've got Bob Floyd in the house. Our own Jim Cramer. We broke him. We made him famous. Now he's gone on to national news.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for coming in today, Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, like I say, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you have a dope report for us?

[Bobbo Babo]

You bet. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while. It's been six months since you were in here. It is October, and you always deliver in the fall. Let it catch us up to speed.

[Bobbo Babo]

Where's my teletype machine?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, there we are.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's time to check the wire on make the big score. And if you're in the biz, the primary objective is stacking dollars. So let's go to the El Supremo of late fall moneymakers. Let's take a look at the trends in pot for this October edition of the Dope report. So it's come down to fall time, and what do you know? Nobody's got any grass, which will be a shocker to your favorite clientele. But paced correctly, the answer is as close as you are to Central Texas. Because while all of the good stuff is readily available at exorbitant prices in nearby Colorado, the overhead's a real profit killer. So where's the readily available Mexican sense Amelia going to come from during this year's dry spell that generally runs from October to New Year? The inside scoop is that the one portion of the population who made it out of the greater Houston area way before Hurricane Harvey landed just happens to have been those forward thinkers who had a boatload of quality supply to drag out of Harvey harm's way rather than lose this Past summer's entire crop and at least 70% of that crowd. Post flooding has settled in where the Mustang Ridge area of South Austin, Texas. It's true. One of FEMA's least known, better located temporary housing sites is going to be a buzz with a glut of very good stuff for quite a while. And one of the most pot friendly, easily adaptable sellers markets in the region. And they're fairly easy to find. Just keep keep an eye out for Technicolor motorhomes and white guys working at nurseries, car washes and home improvement stores. And if they're fairly fluent in espanol, that's your guy. Now the good news is that they'll be motivated sellers considering their displacement. So you should be able to make your deal at, no pun intended, $4.20 per pound, which will sell anywhere in the region for 150 on the oz. For a total take of $1,980, which is is a nifty markup and was a very good year. Special side note two, do yourself a favor and stay out of the business of funneling these cheap counterfeit opioid pills that are all the rage in densely populated areas. First thing is they're big on the DEA's hot list right now and jail is nowhere to spend nine Christmases in a row. And secondly, any butterhead pain in the ass, casual doper who'd eat those deals is going to take the next logical step into heroin addiction as soon as the supply runs thin. And it's like they say down in Beaumont, everybody wants to be Janis Joplin, but nobody wants to die. So do yourself and your customers a favor and steer clear. Capiche? And there's your dope report for this fall 2017. This is Bob Floyd. We'll see you bright and early Monday in Austin. Till then, do continue to play it cool, fly it low, and by all means, you keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob. Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's all professional.

[Bobbo Babo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Kramer. Jim. Jim Kramer is the place. He's out of Austin, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's funny how they couldn't get the car guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have that guy that called us from Austin?

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

This is Gabriel in Austin, Texas. And I'm very offended by the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Gabriel from Austin, Texas. We appreciate you tuning in every Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

They couldn't get the cars out of the flood, but they got their dope.

[Bobbo Babo]

Out of the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's important.

[J.D. Ryan]

You move what's important.

[Bobbo Babo]

I believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, I was thinking about Tom Petty. Oh, yeah. And, you know, he wasn't a very attractive man.

[Bobbo Babo]

What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, he was Dwight Yoakum actually in drag, but. Or Dwight Yoakum is Tom Petty in drag. But if you listen to his lyrics, have you ever noticed. And when you're not an attractive man and you get pretty girls, you gotta. You gotta get in their head, you gotta jack with them, you gotta turn them into making you think you're pretty.

[Bobbo Babo]

Bit of a brow beater.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Got Lucky song.

[Bobbo Babo]

You got lucky, babe. You got lucky, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's pretty deep. That's hardcore reverse engineering. The ugly guys have to use the psychology route to get what they're looking for.

[Bobbo Babo]

And all the heartbreakers are fairly homely fellows as well. It's like homely times nine, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got lucky, babe When I found you. Have you ever told a woman that?

[Bobbo Babo]

Bob, sure. But later on, his songs were much more giving. I guess he was set up by then, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell that girl that just left you that you got lucky when you found her?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no, I don't. Listen. I'm a class act with women, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your ex wife comes back into your life, she starts hanging around y', all kind of like, didn't fall back in love, but did not fall back.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Bob fell back in love.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she runs off like a lost dog again.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no. She was talking all that love stuff from. From the first day she came back, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah. And you didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no red flags at all.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm not out of the last three years. That was the best month of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. All right.

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't got any regrets or remorse about it. Yeah, no. It's a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wake up and she's gone, and she won't answer the. The phone. Nobody's heard squat.

[Bobbo Babo]

Perfect disappearing act, which can be a blessing and a curse, you know, you take what the universe gives you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is the same thing she did last time. Y' all were actually legally married, and you didn't get legally divorced for years.

Still married.

[Bobbo Babo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still married to.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's dissolved? Totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question for our listeners. If there's a lawyer out there. So Bobo is married and his woman leaves him. And they never got divorced. They never got divorced.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, I did receive papers from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you get married in Texas?

[Bobbo Babo]

Stamped by a judge.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did you get divorced in Oklahoma if you never talked to anyone.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, because Oklahoma is easy like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you're a family lawyer or you know the rules, I'm interested in this. Okay. Because I wonder if you're still married to her. Bobbo, you got married in the state of Texas in What year?

[Bobbo Babo]

Roughly 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And she left when?

[Bobbo Babo]

97.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you were legally married for how long? I mean, how long did you live together?

[Bobbo Babo]

About 90 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it? Yeah, but you were legally married, and then how long till you got the papers from Oklahoma, from a woman? Did you ever speak with her again?

[Bobbo Babo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never? No. No, Nothing?

[Bobbo Babo]

Never? Never, Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doctor Again?

[Bobbo Babo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you get papers, win from Oklahoma, from the state of Oklahoma saying you're divorced.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, 2004.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how can the guys, whoever put this paper together in Oklahoma, know that you were okay with it? Did you sign it and return it? Was it. Was it an opportunity to get divorced or just a notice?

[Bobbo Babo]

You know, it's like the good lord said to John. That's what the judge before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, listen to me. Did you get an application to sign off on to make your divorce legal? Legal, or did you just get a notice that you're divorced?

[Bobbo Babo]

Just got a notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think this is legit.

[Bobbo Babo]

We hereby dissolve this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how can they do that without you having to say, what if I was dead? But you're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then they have to produce your death certificate to dissolve a marriage.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, I mean, I think you're still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Married to this girl Bobo.

[Bobbo Babo]

I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you are. If you never signed a divorce decree, you are not divorced.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody knows the rules on this, please call in 800.

And this way it makes sense.

This is 800-7234. 800. 800-7234 is our live studio line 800, 800 radio. I want to know if bobo is still legally married or not. His wife left him after 90 days of marriage, and they never spoke again. And then he gets some in Texas, and they get a letter from Oklahoma saying that he's divorced. But you never talk to anybody about it.

Well, and she came back, and I think that's the reason she came back back because she's still married. And she's just looking to see if babo's really got some money because she wants to keep this thing going. And then she leaves. And then she's gonna come back again, Babo, at some point, and she's gonna strike it rich.

Right, Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

But I mean I'm doing much better now than I did in 97. Maybe in another 20 years next time she comes back, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're married, son. How can you not be?

[Bobbo Babo]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never signed a divorce decree. You never saw a judge. You never talked to anyone about it. You can't go up there and just say, hey, I want a divorce and then they divorce you.

[Bobbo Babo]

They did. Yeah, but they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you don't respond to the papers once you've received notice, you never got notice. A default judgment occurs when one spouse was summons to court, which you never were, but you were.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Did you not respond to that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, there we go. Leaving the judge to award the divorce based on. On the facts shown on the filing spouses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get another document from the court?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

And they said this deal here's dissolved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you, that's what happened. Then you breached default.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a default judgment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't you tell me that you didn't show up?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, cuz I was butt hurt for years about it. I was like, you know what, I'm not going anywhere out of my way. I'm not going to spend a dime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Bobbo Babo]

And here we go.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[Bobbo Babo]

Hello.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello. This is Zach. How you doing guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got, Zach?

[Caller/Guest]

I went through. I left my life. I was soon to be ex wife hiring drive because she beat my daughter. And making a long story short, I went to Oklahoma where a friend of mine. Basically the Oklahoma law states that if a person lives there for six months, they can file divorce after following divorce. They can if the person is out found when the papers are served at the address, they can do file by publication. They'll basically put it in a newspaper for 90 days. I mean up to, up to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's some rules that'll go through it and you'll be. And they'll be out. So it is true that Oklahoma is just half a step above Mexico. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you there? Yes. I got 30 seconds. Okay.

All right.

[Axel Rose]

So he's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 30 days.

[Caller/Guest]

Actually if it's a non contested divorce, they read it in the newspaper for 30 days.

[Axel Rose]

If he doesn't reply to it, they're divorced.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what newspaper? The Oklahoma newspaper. The newspaper where the guy lives.

They run it in wherever they were married at.

Baba. Was it in the Times Record News.

[Bobbo Babo]

I Don't read the Times Record news.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Clay Wolf and we solve family matters just like Dr. Phil on the air here. And remember, we also buy used cars. We're really a classy [e-mail] and if you put in your. We're gonna start selling liquor too here pretty soon. And of course get our first medicinal marijuana license as soon as it's legal. And anything else that's raunches and raunchy and fun for Saturday mornings right here on this radio station. We'll be back uno momento. Four four, four.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

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[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear. He thinks he's creating a job. Every time he fails to return his shopping cart, he never puts the seat down because he only does number two at his girlfriend's apartment. He doesn't attend Sunday school because he believes it cuts into his drinking time. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

So hang on, we've got people lined up to talk about their divorces. Rodney, real quick. I've only got 60 seconds. What happened?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure. Okay. Papa's divorce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, my ex wife, ex husband never showed up for a single court date, court appearance, anything. And the judge signed off. He's. They're divorced. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the country. Where are you from? There you go. Ralph. What happened? Oklahoma. I lost Ralph. Mark. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mark. What happened with y'?

[Bobbo Babo]

All?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, my. My ex wife didn't show up for any of the divorce stuff, so when it came to finalize it, her and her attorney never showed up. So the judge signed off on it. That's the way it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have to pay her in Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 or just go to givemetheven.com if you would like to sell your car. Givemetheven.com would like to buy it. And remember now you can just put your license plate in and it'll immediately pull up your VIN number and it'll throw you a number. It'll bid your car on the [e-mail] My name is John Clay Wolfe. JD Ryan, Bob O and Mike Turley. And we'll be back in just a second. Someone's going to tell you lies.

[Caller/Guest]

Cut you.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Claywolf.Com remember, @givemetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell off your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. When asked why he has bull balls hanging from his bumper, hitch, he's glad to show you. He's always happy to take out the trash. After which he'll return three hours later, piss drunk. Best excuse for screwing his best friend's girl because she asked him to. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Call them toll free.

1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. This is a good song. This is the best song. They sang rock the cast but got all the MTV time, but this is the good one.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Train in Vain by the Clash. Good morning, everybody. Texas, Oklahoma. Louisiana. How. How the hell are you? Yes, you too, Austin. I know you're offended, but it's okay. Just hang tight. Put your damn phone down and drive. Listening to us. You don't need to be looking at your phone and checking your Facebook. We will keep you entertained, I promise. 800-800-Radio Wolf. Good morning. You're on the air. You've got a 13Lariat in Houston with 58,000 miles leather navigation, no sunroof, correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has navigation as black. Is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

That's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 24,500.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you, sir. I'll go to the website.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll buy it. We'll buy it. We'll buy it. We'll write a check. Let's go.

[Bobbo Babo]

Any.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't believe it, look at our reviews for givemetheven.com online. Better Business Bureau, Google reviews, Facebook reviews. Every review. I'll tell you what review size sucks is Yelp.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're cheaters. They take any bad ones you have and they push them up to the front.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have like 3% bad. Dude, our reviews are awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they push them to the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because then they call you, and I want you to pay a subscription.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's a scam.

[John Clay Wolf]

A scam.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 80 reviews under it that says they're not recommended. Unbelievable. And you start reading through those and they're just gushing over. Over a review.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I had no idea Yup. Was a paid pay per play deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like the scam of the dealers out there saying, oh, give me the VIN's not real.

Actually happened.

Happened yesterday. Somebody brought their car up, sold it to us, told me the story that they had another offer from a dealership.

And it's a dealership that we do a lot of business with that I don't want to call her name out on the air.

And they said that, well, you know, they gave him the offer. And then they said, well, give me the VIN. Gave me 23. Like, oh, they're not real. They're not real.

Your mom's not real.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Santa Claus ain't real.

He ended up selling it to us, and we really have that vehicle downstairs right now.

So it's really real?

Yes, it's real.

Okay. Hey, Clifton and Amarillo, what's on your mind, man? I will.

[Caller/Guest]

I had a story. Everybody's talking about, you know, bad marriages and getting divorced. I wanted to talk about my wonderful marriage and a nice little story that my wife let me. Let me do the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me about it. We want to share. Yeah, great.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we were. We were at my buddy's house one night. You know, we're all getting. Getting pretty drunk, three seats to the wind, and he's got a swimming pool. So I suggested, you know, let's. Let's go skinny dipping, you know, so we all get in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and your buddy or you and your buddy and some gals.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, me, my wife, my buddy, his wife, his brother and his wife. We all get in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Things, you know, things start going in places, you know, things like that. Well, after we get done with that, you know, we all get out of the pool and I suggest, you know, let's go ahead and stay naked, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a hell of an idea. Yeah, sounds like a bobo plan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Air dry.

[Bobbo Babo]

What time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop. Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, and what time was on the clock at this. When this took place?

[Caller/Guest]

It was actually during the McGregor and Mayweather fight. Midnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, go ahead. Just for people that are trying, they're writing down notes to what you're saying. Go ahead. Yes. So.

[Caller/Guest]

So we get up there and sit by the fire, and like I said, we're three seats to the wind, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, so you got eight adults that are grown adults at night, at 12 at night, sitting around a fire, drinking, and they're all naked, so it's like a little nudist colony.

[Caller/Guest]

Drunk kinda. All right, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Well. Well, anyway, something gets said and something gets said and my wife just starts going. Going to town on my buddy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lotta abidam on the wife. Okay. Okay. And then what?

[Caller/Guest]

My buddy. My buddy looks over at me and he said, you okay with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now be careful. Remember, we're on broadcast radio, so you can't use specific like stuff, you know, I'm saying, yes, but you can, but you're doing a good job so far, and I'm very interested. Keep going.

[Caller/Guest]

Well. Well, anyway, she's going to town. My buddy looks over at me, said, hell you are. You go with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, hell yeah, I'm good with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You good with it?

[Caller/Guest]

He said, hell yeah. Well, we're both, you know, excited now, right? You know, my wife. My wife's going to town. We look over at his brother and his old lady, and they're. They're from out of town, they're from New York, and they're wondering what the hell is going on with these sections. You know, they look kind of scared, right? Well, like I said, me and my. Both my buddies, you know, we're excited and we're both okay with it, so. Well, I. I go to my wife and do.

[Bobbo Babo]

Do my.

[Caller/Guest]

My husbandly duty, right? And.

[Bobbo Babo]

And he.

[Caller/Guest]

He does his husbandly duty with.

[John Clay Wolf]

With.

[Caller/Guest]

With the top half of his wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did anybody. Did anybody, like, fumble the ball or do a handoff? Was there any. Was there any handoffs going on? Or did everybody stick with their.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any interceptions?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, there was a couple of high fives. That's about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so the ball never changed possession.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, well, you know, welcome to Amarillo, man. Y' all are out there in the desert in west Texas. You got to have something fun. You got. You deserve to have more fun than everybody else. You deal with all that wind and no entertainment. You got to make entertainment for yourself. Clifton, you go down this week as the John Clay Wolf show creative camper of the week. Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo Babo]

Clifton, you just won a Chrysler Cordova. You can pick it up in John's office.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you do. Give the 500 car to this and be like that.

Colin Kaepernick is hurt. He's a butt hurt, Lib. And he has to sue the NFL because nobody will hire him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looting. They've colluded and conspired against him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one will hire him to be a quarterback. So we've got audio of him trying. He's so broke. Now we've got audio of him trying to eat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Listen.

[Bobbo Babo]

May I help you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much for order of ribs?

[Bobbo Babo]

250.

[John Clay Wolf]

250. How many ribs do I get with that? About five.

Five.

So I guess that's about 50 cents a rib, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me get one.

[Caller/Guest]

Right on.

[Bobbo Babo]

One order, One order ribs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. One rib.

[Bobbo Babo]

One rib.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sure am hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yanni soda, $1.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, come on now. Look out for a brother, man. Come on. Hey, check this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you let me get a sip for 15 cents? Man, Colin's life has changed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really tough. Quarterback contingency lawyer on that suit. If he's having to buy one rib at a time, he probably couldn't pay his legal. All right, remember, the Show's sponsored by givemetheven.com. if you'd like to sell them your car, go to givemetheven.com you can put in your VIN number or just your license plate number and it will immediately give you an offer that I back [e-mail]. my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. And be sure to download the podcast @john claywolf.com.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Give me the vin.com is so easy. Check out the new automated bidding [e-mail]. john's money. John's bid is right there and we'll throw it to you right now. It's all automated. It's real time. You wait on nothing. If you're headed to the dealership, get a number from gimmetheven.com first. If you don't check with gimmetheven.comfirst, you may need to get your head checked. He's John Clay Wolfe and he's the largest wholesaler in the southwest.

[Bobbo Babo]

He says he loves you and he means it. Until he's had you in the sack. He's got a closet full of designer clothing he's never worn. All gifts from the wife. He says he loves children, just not yours. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make my mind of natty life tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf.

John in New Orleans. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station are you listening to us on down there, do you know?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's 106.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. We're on so many stations, I don't know which one that is. Is it a rock station or country station?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a country station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, welcome to the program, sir. Is this your first weekend to tune in? Yeah. Good. 11 Tahoe LTZ with 58, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's silver with gray leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof and quad captain seats?

[Caller/Guest]

Sunroof, no quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive. Okay, 20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a 24 grand rig.

[Bobbo Babo]

Close.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm hoping to get about 25 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I want to buy it. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Guest]

Has a clean car.

[Bobbo Babo]

Fax.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give you $25,000 to own it. Now remember this before you say yes or no. You don't have to run an ad. You don't have to go for test drives. You don't have to wait on people's financing. You just get a check. Is there a payoff or is it title in hand?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, actually I have the title, but I had to get a duplicate. I got it lost. So I'm waiting for it to come in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't pay. I can't Pay without the title. How long. How long ago did you file for it last?

[Bobbo Babo]

This week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But we can search the records in the Louisiana DMV and see if it's already been activated. So we can. By the time we could get you picked up, it'll probably be clear to go. So I'll ask you again. 25 grand. Do we have a deal?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, I was looking at 25 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, I hit you 24. I'm coming up a thousand. I'm only 500 back. You're asking price and you're. And you got a trouble free transaction where they come to you and pick it up. I mean, come on, dude, what's that worth?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, you're close. You can't count. Can I get with my wife and.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Because I'm gonna have to call my wife and see if we can still give 25 after you talk to yours. And if she doesn't want me to give 25, then we're all screwed up. So let's keep the women out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to be sexist, Harvey Winstein, but John, man to man, do we have a goddamn deal or not? 25,000.

[Caller/Guest]

No. I'm gonna pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then, John, you don't want to sell your rig?

[Caller/Guest]

I want to sell it. But, I mean, you know, we talked about 25 and a half, and that's kind of what she's looking at. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have other offers?

[Caller/Guest]

I haven't even put it up for sale yet. I know. Clean trade is 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If I give 25 and a half, are we done? And you'll tell everybody you know how great we are?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold. Simon, the stuff. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Say, john bought my truck. I don't care what the computer bit is. It's probably going to be right there. And say, john bought my truck for 25 and a half. Come get it. Okay. Thanks, man. 800. 800. 72348. 800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car like this, man. Right here. Leroy, you want to sell your 07 Shelby 500 GT?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. you can either put your VIN number in or just your license plate number. And It'll immediately. In 45 seconds, you can have your bid. It's that quick?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. And that goes for everybody else. Okay. Turley, get Tony Romo's dad over here. I need to talk to Him. Tony. Oh, come on in. Romero. Come here, Romero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get that girl off of you. You're not that famous yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No kidding.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Ramiro. Good morning. Thank you for the breakfast burritos, by the way.

[Bobbo Babo]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did your wife make those?

[Bobbo Babo]

Salty little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salty, yeah, but that hot sauce.

[Bobbo Babo]

My wife. My Polish wife, Camilla Juski.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

She tries her best to do this for you. She does good mother. Polis burrito is a different animal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo Babo]

At least you could agree what's on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mind today, sir?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, surely you have noticed Antonio, my son, Tony Romo. Many of the other announcers have noticed that they have a bit of a high crackly voice when he becomes a sight during the broadcast over the Columbia NFL sports of football. Yeah. On the CBS a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cbs.

[Bobbo Babo]

But it stands to reason he's very enthusiastic. Very enthusiastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

In his delivery. And he cannot hide it. No. He's so excited. And he cannot hide it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it. He's so excited. He can't.

[Bobbo Babo]

But also. And this you may not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't that a Motown song?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is. It's a.

[Bobbo Babo]

When it was only a little bit toddler of a quarterback. Little toddler. We give him, under his brother Jaime. Yeah. The Flintstone vitamins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vitamins.

[Bobbo Babo]

Every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flintstone vitamins.

[Bobbo Babo]

And for a long time, Antonio, we noticed, always preferred a certain one. Not the Dino.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not Dino.

[Bobbo Babo]

Or the Fred of Flintstone himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Fred.

[Bobbo Babo]

Or the Barney Ruble. No, he always took the whim of Flintstone vitamin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

Probably because she looked just like his mother, Camila Chubakovsky.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little motherf.

[Bobbo Babo]

And I'm not sure if this explains, but Antonio never really experienced puberty as a teenager.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure this is a problem.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobbo Babo]

And as a little boy, I recall that he played with the dolls. Oh, no, not the Bear be Dolls. No, but like a little girl. He played with the G.I. joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

G.I.

[Bobbo Babo]

Joe. Right. We all had that. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I had that.

[Bobbo Babo]

He went in, you could see that he would aspire to the football.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's that?

[Bobbo Babo]

Because he would use the eagle eye to make his check down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo Babo]

And then with the Kung Fu grip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kung Fu grip.

[Bobbo Babo]

He would grab the Captain Cobra doing little voices all the while. Yeah. Okay, now I'm going to give you Caprice. And Captain Cobra says no, no, GI Joe. He said, yes, I do. Okay, now I have you, Cobra. And he will swing the Captain Cobra around. Around and release the Kung Fu grip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo Babo]

And throw him 45 yards. Wow. On a 16 scale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, 1 6.

[Bobbo Babo]

It was actually 20ft.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo Babo]

But even then, even a high tide spiral. Sure. Did you know at that time that Tony was a left handed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left handed.

[Bobbo Babo]

But that year he asked his mother for his seventh birthday for an Easy Bake Oven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Easy Bake Oven.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because he wanted to make it a little frosted. The brownies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

Just like under the tv. And she gave it to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

Now, considering his accident proneness, even at that early age.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

At the oven, this was probably a very bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bet.

[Bobbo Babo]

So because the AC Bake oven, it uses a tiny light bulb to cook it. Brownies. Sure. The heat from the bulb and this tiny light bulb, it burns like the sun in the middle of July at Oxanada, California. And sure enough, the first time he reached his hand in to get the brownies.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

He burned the skin off of the knuckles of his left hand and he grabbed the easy back brownies and all and throw it across the family room 22 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Babo]

Like a bullet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a bullet.

[Bobbo Babo]

Where it landed on his brother Jaime's Death Star playset. And where it nearly burned our house down. He went from a preteen to full on adolescence in a period of six weeks. He had a full mustache at the age of nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, nine.

[Bobbo Babo]

And all the way through elementary, through the middle school and onto Burlington High School. His voice, it never changed.

[Caller/Guest]

Never.

[Bobbo Babo]

And so when you hear him understand that although he sounds like a little boy child.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Little boy child.

[Bobbo Babo]

It is. Only because in many ways, he still is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a little boy child.

[Bobbo Babo]

This translates to weary goofy ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody loves him. He's just very disarming.

[Bobbo Babo]

And this is why he is no longer left handed.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, because he burned his hand on.

[Bobbo Babo]

The Easy Bake Oven, which is a blessing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo Babo]

For his wife, Candace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

Because she is left handed and they like to hold hands this way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

Please be careful with your children.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's had so many problems growing up. It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to show something off for the.

Whoa.

Hey, hold on. Our tech department. Our tech department. Our IT department.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've patented something.

[Bobbo Babo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is so cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been talking about a little bit today, but the license plate recognition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to. I want to do a test with someone and see if they know their license plate. I want to show everybody how this works. So, Patrick, do you happen to know your license plate number? Okay, hang on. Hang on down. We'll get Back to you, Dolores. Do you happen to know your license plate number?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, give it to me. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh. What? Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Caller/Guest]

It's crj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dolores in Houston, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

TRJ 34.93. CRJ 34. 34.93.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's registered. And it's registered in Texas, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on a second. Seven, six. I'm putting this in the. Just like you. Just like a user would do it to give me the VIN website. I'm just Putting it in. CRJ3493, Texas. Hit the code. We'll see if you got it right. Yep. Bingo. 2013 Mercedes Ladies E Class. Is it a formatic or a. Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive? Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive? It is an all wheel drive. So it's a formatic, right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not a formatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I can tell you something else that's scarier. Hang on, I'll show you. It's exciting right now. So I can tell you that this car is white. And I can tell you that in last December the car had 34,000 miles on it. So now it probably has upper 30s on the miles.

[Caller/Guest]

It's 37,265.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's diamond white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, isn't that interesting? Yeah. So I cannot tell if it's got the big moon roof or if it's. It's got an AMG sport package. Does it have either one of those?

[Caller/Guest]

It has a panoramic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And so if you went to givemetheven.com, anyone listening my system right now would hit you at $20,500. No, it won't.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I put the miles in wrong Because I did before I changed it.

Wait, hold on.

Sorry. $22,000.

[Caller/Guest]

22, that's. That's a low.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. You're high. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

I took 45 seconds.

Dirk, you're a double amputee looking for a cheap car.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to help you. See, you need a full blown handicap van with all hand controls.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, no, I have the device to. To drive a vehicle with I can put on myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hey, write me an email. Go to jwolfgowolf.com and send me a note. See, I'll see if I can find you something. 800. 800 radio is the call in number, Dallas 925, Oklahoma City. And buzz listeners, we're gonna lose you right now. Houston listeners, you can jump over to 97.5. Most of the city will pick it up. ESPN radio for hour number four. Louisiana, Arkansas, Wichita Falls, Abilene. The rest of you guys are all hanging on for hour number four. And remember, the first podcast will go up@john claywolf.com it's on iTunes about one o' clock today. Thank you all and see you next week.

[Caller/Guest]

Broadcasting live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty in Pink by the psychedelic Birth. I don't think this is yet. What if he's using effect on that voice, Bob? Maybe just a touch. Hey, hope in Houston.07 caliber with 180 is more more like 500 than 3000. I hate to tell you that but it's true.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it, but it's the miles man.

[Caller/Guest]

I looked at the pilot. I know. I looked at the private party in fair condition and it said 3,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem is you can't get anybody to pay it. If I run it through my auction lane and that's what I would do with this car. It bring $1200.

[Caller/Guest]

$1200. So what do you think would be a fair asking price if I sell it on the Internet?

[John Clay Wolf]

1919. If you put 29 on it, you're probably not going to get it sold. It just depends on how fast you want to sell it. If you put 1900 on it on, on craigslist or something, it'll get sold quick.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a first time listener so I wanted to say I appreciate what you're doing. This is really nice of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we, we enjoy doing it. I mean it's fun. The, the give me the vin thing, you know, is sponsors the deal so it pays the bills for us to be able to do what we do, which is entertain you guys.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I tried looking it up on my phone and I got to the part where I could put my plate number and everything in. When I went to hit submit it said page couldn't be displayed. That's why I called.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. That's weird. Well, maybe, maybe.

[Caller/Guest]

A lot of people are on your website right now, which is a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've had about 500 submits this morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Hope Rick or Patrick in Morgan City, Louisiana.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was the, how was that flood the other day or that did jug any storm surge?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morgan City's down on the coast, isn't it?

[Bobbo Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some zero. Was it just like A big rainstorm or was it. Was it overblown?

[Caller/Guest]

We hardly got any rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, really? They didn't close the bars, did they?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if they closed the bars during Katrina.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Silverado. Lt was 72, 000 miles. Can you do me a favor favor and go to givemethevin.com and load that thing up? Because I'm gonna have to ask you so many questions about this truck, to do it correctly that it's gonna take too much time and the computer will bust itself, and our computer will bust Louisiana plates, too. If you want to save putting in the VIN number, you can just put in your plate number, skip down to LA on the state push, go, and it'll be right there, and it'll ask you the questions that I'm gonna ask you. Which size wheels, which seats, which this, which that, and then hit go, and it'll throw a number at you.

[Bobbo Babo]

You. Not a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Hey, what's. What station are we on in Morgan City?

[Caller/Guest]

98.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

The eagle. The Eagle. Go, Tigers. This is one of my favorite stations. Is it? Yeah, and it's. It's a. It's an independent company. It's not one of the big ones. Big ones.

Okay.

It's Guarantee Media. They own it. And. And it's a. It's old radio. It's not all corporate, crapped out my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Family by chance or something forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it happens to be the number one station in the entire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good. That's so good to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's good to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They do a good job in Baton Rouge with classic rock. And it's the home of the Tigers, so. They play the LSU games, too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the chip. Hey, man, I'm sorry we didn't get you on it before.

[Axel Rose]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, I was gonna try to talk to you. You've been sitting there looking at me.

[Axel Rose]

Hell, I'm a chipmunk. I don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flipping it.

[Axel Rose]

I was eating popcorn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I saw you over on the floor cleaning up.

[Axel Rose]

What a great day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's a good day for you.

[Axel Rose]

I love the fall time before it gets cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a.

[Axel Rose]

You ever live in a tree in the middle of winter?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I never really have.

[Axel Rose]

Tough, man.

[Bobbo Babo]

Why is it bad?

[Axel Rose]

You just gotta dig in. That's why you gotta save your nuts all your life. Me and my friend Rusty, we busted off last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Axel Rose]

Went down to Family Y. The haunted house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the haunted house.

[Axel Rose]

Y' all been down?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been there, man. It's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, they got spider web room and mad scientists, walking dead zombies.

[J.D. Ryan]

You went through the haunted house?

[Axel Rose]

Darth Vader. Yeah, and Freddy Krueger.

[Bobbo Babo]

Right.

[Axel Rose]

And everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a blast.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, we took. Me and Rusty, took our girls down there.

[J.D. Ryan]

There.

[Axel Rose]

Oh, Rhonda and her cousin Carlene get.

[J.D. Ryan]

The girls scared, get a little night out.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They get a little close and hug.

[Axel Rose]

Up, the line goes all the way around the corner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's very busy.

[Axel Rose]

It's real popular.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very tiny, you know.

[Axel Rose]

Four bucks ain't nothing for something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's good.

[Axel Rose]

Well, we stand in line. You know, Rusty's a doper.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know.

[Axel Rose]

He's a little bit of a doper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah. Not the hard stuff. He smokes a lot of grass, though. Is me and him step out alley. While we was waiting in line, I thought we'd smoke a big old dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Leg hooter right in line.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a dog leg hooter?

[Axel Rose]

That is a large joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My friend Rusty, like the size of a small dog leg.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah. He uses the green zigzags.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Axel Rose]

They're huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like a Magnum condom?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I just had to get caught up to speed.

[Axel Rose]

I'm kind of embarrassed you asked me that.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah, me too.

[Axel Rose]

Anyway, so we went out the alley and smoked a hooter, and we ran into a ringtail cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, a ringtail cat.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah. Kind of like a lemur.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, like a lemur.

[Axel Rose]

It looked like a fox.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Axel Rose]

I guess. Kind of almost like a raccoon. But anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

And he sold us some acid.

[Bobbo Babo]

No.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, he had like, 40 hits. We only got two.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know they for any drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

We dipped into our caramel apple money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, caramel. Okay.

[Axel Rose]

Anyway, so we went back, stood in line, drank a couple of coca colas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Axel Rose]

Having a really good time, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you take the drugs?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right away.

[Axel Rose]

And by the time we got past the spider web room. That's the first part, Right. My friend Rusty began to freak out a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet with the, you know, spider.

[Axel Rose]

Web room, ain't nothing but strings, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Strings hanging up.

[Axel Rose]

Spiderweb. Hang on. Your face feels all freaky. Sure, I was laughing my ass off, but Rusty's freaking out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, some people.

[Axel Rose]

Well, we got through the mad scientist part, you know, and I noticed Rusty's starting to kind of, like, quiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad reaction.

[Axel Rose]

And his pupils in his eyes was giant. You never see that on a ship.

[Caller/Guest]

Lunch.

[Axel Rose]

We got pretty quick metabolism. And by the time at the end when you get through the maze right there comes this guy out with five knives on his hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

And an Elliot Ness hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Freddy Krueger.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah, Freddy Krueger. There he was. And he reached out for Andy with that knife head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

I mean, my friend Rusty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rusty.

[Axel Rose]

And Rusty jumped on his head and kicked his hat off and started scratching his eyes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Freaking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest]

Now he.

[Axel Rose]

You know, it ain't the real Freddy Krueger.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an actor.

[Axel Rose]

This is probably one of the coaches from down at the family Y. Just trying to do something nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could have been for the public. Yes.

[Axel Rose]

Just like my friend Rusty's kicking his ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Axel Rose]

Which is kind of understandable. I mean, considering that we're on micro dot acid and tripping bombs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Lord.

[Axel Rose]

I know. But, you know.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

From the point of view of a chipmunk, with or without the acid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Axel Rose]

Freddy Krueger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Will eat your ass. So you gotta watch stuff like that. And I felt real bad. We got out before I could even apologize. Sharonda and Carlene was dragging us away. And here comes the Popo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's a big.

[Axel Rose]

It's a bad deal. So we went to Waterburger, which is the best place to hide from the Popo.

[Bobbo Babo]

Why?

[Axel Rose]

Because they're gonna be there from 2:00am until 9:00am Otherwise, Whataburger is a safe spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Really? That's what we do. Okay, so I had a Chop House burger, fries and orange juice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're still a little high.

[Axel Rose]

I'm still a little tripping ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, speaking of Whataburger, did you see in the national news where they published a survey this week that In N Out Burger is voted more popular than Whataburger in the states? In Texas.

[Axel Rose]

Yeah. That's one of my favorite Dumpsters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Axel Rose]

The In N Out Burger.

[J.D. Ryan]

In and Out Burger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Well, because I don't always carry my caramel apple money in my pocket, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so I'm a chipmunk. Right.

[Axel Rose]

Dumbass.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Axel Rose]

So we like the Dumpsters. Sometimes in the middle of the week, but still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like the Dumpsters at the In N Out or the Water Burger better?

[Axel Rose]

I tell you what. Water Burger got better fries. Oh, is it EMF's got the burger?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

Sometimes if you go out and get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Real high Right, Right.

[Axel Rose]

Go to both, get a burger at in and out, go to Waterburg, get some fries when they're all gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Axel Rose]

McDonald's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what are you getting?

[Axel Rose]

Hot apple pie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for joining us, Randy. All right.

[Axel Rose]

Happy Halloween, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Halloween.

Terrible idea to go high to a Halloween or haunted house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very bad idea. People do it. They go in drunk. My Lord. You see what Trump's up to this week? He says he's going to release now the confidential files related to the assassination of former president John F. Kennedy. Like he wasn't stirring enough stuff up. Yeah. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I love that topic. I'm a geek when it comes to this topic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jfk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we did at smu, my freshman year English class. The entire semester was dedicated to this. So before in. Oliver Stone's movie had just come out. So we started with the movie and then we read the books and we, we got in all this stuff, went down to Dealey Plaza, you know, field trip.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. No, it's cool. It's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do you have a theory? I mean, what, what, which way do you lean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's no question that, that Lee Harvey Oswald was not the only guy. There's just absolute stupidity. No way. So the guys, the, the, the mob. I mean, the mob. Lyndon Johnson conspired with the mob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they got the gunman and they put him on the grassy knoll and, and they shot him and they set Harvey up as the fall boy.

[Bobbo Babo]

Certainly rogue elements of our intelligence community.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think these documents at jfk, you think these documents are going to say anything like that?

I don't think the mom used to have more stroke back in these days especially. And then that whole New Orleans stuff is real, I think Garrison and the whole trial and I mean, it's just real.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you think Jackson Ruby fits into all this? Because, I mean, most, most people say he was just a real patriot who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just couldn't believe he, you know, he's a Dallas guy. He was, he was hooked up with, with the guys. I mean, he, he was just a, he was a go between and, and he agreed. I, I don't know if they thought he could have been paid. Yeah, yeah. I mean, for him to go in there and kill Oswald.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

After, after they caught him, there was just no question.

Yeah. They had to come look.

Look at his trail connection back to the other side. It's just clean cut.

[Bobbo Babo]

Jack Ruby had direct ties to Milwaukee.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the New Orleans guys through Chicago.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. But he knew he'd be Caught. He's standing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But remember. Yeah, yeah. But he was willing to do it. Why was he willing to do it? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember. I mean, I think that I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing out of it.

[Bobbo Babo]

But he died in prison because Oswald knew too much.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but why did Ruby do it?

[Bobbo Babo]

Because Oswald knew too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a cover up to get. You had to get rid of him.

But what JD's asking is why did he do a kamikaze trip?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It was literally a kamikaze.

[John Clay Wolf]

He probably had promises that Johnson would pardon him. No, he couldn't pardon him on that. There's no way they would ever let him out.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let me tell you something.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then he dies in prison shortly after they poisoned him and killed him.

[Bobbo Babo]

If the boss tells you to go take out Oswald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

That's what you do. And there's no questions asked, my friend. There's a difference between friends of ours and friends of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just amazing.

[Bobbo Babo]

Jack Ruby was a friend of ours. He's under orders. You don't axe, you don't ask. You take off your wedding ring. Maybe you watch, Leave your cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo Babo]

Kiss your wife goodbye. Maybe have a little before you take off. Do what you're supposed to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you on the Vegas thing and I'm. What's the guy in Austin's name that's so such a crazy idiot? Jones. He's entertaining, I guess. But do I believe from what I've learned about this Vegas shooter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he had enough hate in his heart to go take what he thought he was taking hundreds of lives?

Sure.

No, I don't believe that. I don't have an answer. But you have to have a lot of hate in your heart to go do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to be crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the people that know him. No one has stood up and said he was that mean of a guy. But a lot of the mean, he's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're looking at it from a rational point of view. You cannot look at crazy from a rational point of view and make it make sense. It doesn't make any sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

But over his years he would have more episodes of crazy and people would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come forward documents that he was. He was unwinding rapidly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've read several stories about how people around him. Yeah. They said he was. He was declaimed, decaying rather quickly, mentally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Living by himself only in wearing same pair of pants constantly. Just things that were mental.

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was unwinding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Daddy was one of the was a bank robber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with anything.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the crazy does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy that's crazy handed down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the dad, but just crazy.

Yeah. I don't know man.

I, I, but back to the JFK thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. JFK papers coming out this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Harvey Weinstein really screw all those girls? Yes. Or did he have some help? Was there a second shooter?

[J.D. Ryan]

Second shooter?

[Bobbo Babo]

His brother. Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, Bob Weinstein.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Weinstein brothers have all backed away from him now. He was doing what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

But releasing these documents?

Yes.

What does it do? I think it just is a nice big distraction.

Timeout. It wasn't. Trump didn't say, hey, it's time to release these documents. I'm gonna do it. It's been scheduled for years.

But he can say no.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, but why would he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would he?

[J.D. Ryan]

These aren't documents that are gonna damn anybody or they wouldn't be coming out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you do it just because you want to keep this whole like conspiracy going. Hey, what's going on? It's like a TV show for him.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's, hey, I'm gonna release this guy. But the congressman also put up enough stink to stop it too.

[Bobbo Babo]

You know what I think? You know what I like to think in my optimistic heart of hearts, maybe Trump has still got just a little bit of that touch of the common man to him where he's like, we've been wondering for 50 years, what's the deal? Maybe it's time we all know what's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you. Speaking of wanting to know what the deal is. And we, we have some grumpy old men listeners that think about this stuff. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I would like to know our listeners opinions on what is going to happen happen with North Korea. Do you think we're going to wind up having to blow them up or what do you think we should do? Let me, let me rephrase. What do you think we should do with North Korea? Kim Jong Un just said the other day he's got a missile that can make it to Chicago. Is that right?

[Bobbo Babo]

Of all places.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This thing's getting weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting weird.

Did he just pick up somewhere in the United States randomly?

Chicago. At what point do you, do you have hit him in the head? And how hard is really that question?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no good answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? And would we be out of, you know, a lot of World war started. I think World War I started with an assassination. In Austria? I mean, do we just go pop him? Do we have the right to go pop?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think we have the right to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think we do either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Has the rights ever stopped us before?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if they shoot a nuke at us, are we 100% sure that we can knock it down before it gets here?

[Bobbo Babo]

No, we're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing's 100%. When you go to ballistic missiles, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You threaten to kill the president, they can arrest you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you threaten to blow up a country, they should be able to do something about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Law, because it's international.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not supposed to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he threatened to blow up our country?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not really. He's. I don't know. That's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, he hasn't tried.

[Bobbo Babo]

He has indicated a willingness to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, until. Has he made a flat footed threat? I'm gonna blow you up. Because once that guy says, hey, I'm fixing to whip your ass, then gloves come off and you've got a free shot. Yeah, I've had it happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have we? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I won't say which end I was on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand, but sure, it does happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny, have you ever been in a fight?

[J.D. Ryan]

A fight fight?

[John Clay Wolf]

This fight, I mean, blood pumping?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sore knuckles, fighting?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just fighting.

[Bobbo Babo]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three guys jumped me in college and I hit him with a paddle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you been in a fight?

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, sure, yeah. A couple, couple times, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it. Were you the victor and the. You know, what happens a lot of times is nobody's really the winner. Everybody just finally says, and only in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Movies are the people the winners.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's, it's, it's breathtaking. It. You get winded. It's been a while, obviously since I've been in the fight.

[Bobbo Babo]

The adrenaline sure picks up. Yeah. And at the end of that, and most, most cases in my life, you wind up being a really good friend of that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last for life. The last, like you really understand each other. That I got in a fight with was my wife's lover. And that was 13 years ago. It wasn't very long. I didn't know he only had one leg. I had no idea. And I didn't know why he didn't run away from me after I was whipping on him. I had no idea. I understand, but we got the leg here in the studio. When the celebrities come through, they sign it and other listeners have sent us more.

We got another one.

Yeah, yeah, we've got. What do you call them? Not appendages, but anyway, we have legs around the studio. Legs, fake legs. In honor of that fight. But it's not really a fair fight if the guy only has one leg, is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, when you didn't know, it can't be.

[Bobbo Babo]

My granddad was one legged all my life as a child and he could whip your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why stop on the old boy? I was like, where am I going to go with this? I mean, after you whip him, what do you do? You take his leg off and you take it with you. That's what you do. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, you're. Yeah, hey. Yeah, so you guys were talking about.

[Caller/Guest]

If we have any information about North Korea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, so.

[Caller/Guest]

So I go to church here in San Antonio, Texas. Cornerstone church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got 30 seconds.

[Caller/Guest]

And we know a good friend, a friend who goes to the Pentagon and they are definitely working something up there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Good morning. You're on the air. 15 seconds. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey there. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, North Korea, they save a rattle. We can't attack them until they actually do something. I think it's all talk, mostly talk. But we have to be defensively ready and we can't start a nuclear war. Only they can. But I think we have secret plans to blow them out of the out of the ditch if they do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Secret plans to blow them out of the ditch if they do anything. From what city?

[Caller/Guest]

Morgan City, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morgan City, Louisiana. Thank you for calling in plus America. Remember, if you want to sell your car fast, high, easy and they'll they don't beat carmax. They owe you 100 bucks. Go to givemethevin.com and now you can just put your plate number in there and it'll immediately bid your car. My name is John Clay wolf. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Babo]

Be back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show and be sure to download the podcast@john claywolf.com John Clay Wolfe.

[Podcast/Announcer Voice]

Has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Givemetheven.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written Carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

How about the Amarillo guy calling and tell us his wife swinging stories?

[Bobbo Babo]

I always love that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was interesting. He did a very nice job of keeping it clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keeping it very clean, above board.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a. That was a tightrope walk he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could have gone either way really quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have been inside the city limits of it. No, probably outside the city limits. A little more common sense, country boy. Yeah. If you missed it and you want to catch the previous hours of the show, you can go to john claywolf.com and we have click podcast cast. It's loaded on iTunes and iHeartRadio. I haven't even looked at that mic. Is that working? Right? It's there.

I don't know how people find it, but it's there.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Are we having to push it twice?

No, I just push. Put it up there once.

And so they're pulling off of that. Yeah, they're pulling off of ipod or whatever it's called. Yeah, yeah. Cool. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. We had Axl Rose earlier this morning, and he's saying a tribute to Lynyrd Skynyrd because today is the anniversary, 40th anniversary of the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash, killing six. So I think we should replay it because I thought it was one of the greatest moments of the show all year. So. 800-800-7234. Go to givemetheven.com Axl Rose has come again.

[Bobbo Babo]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did Axl's gospel music a while back.

You remember this one?

Yeah.

[Bobbo Babo]

Take me down to Jerusalem city where the ground is brown the girls are.

[Axel Rose]

Covered I want to take me to my Lord I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't get enough of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did that. How long ago, Bob? Five years ago.

[Bobbo Babo]

He's. He's a talent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four years ago, Axel, how long ago was it? Axel, good morning. It's good to see you here, man.

[Axel Rose]

I lost my calendar, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Axel Rose]

What day it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Saturday.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. What's wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

So in honor of. We haven't had Axel come in and sing any covers in a while. Gospel, soul, rock, anything. And Today is the 20th, 30th 40th anniversary of Leonard Skynyrd plane crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought it would be great to have. Great idea, Axel. As Ronnie Van Zandt singing Freebird, which is basically in this national anthem trauma that we've been living in. We all know that Freebird is the real national anthem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when Freebird comes up, you better stand and put your hand over your heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

You won't ever stand up again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to have Axel come in here and sing the national anthem. Axel, you ready for it?

[Axel Rose]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little karaoke background for you. Okay. If I leave here tomorrow?

[Bobbo Babo]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You still remember me?

[Axel Rose]

Why? Must be traveling down now.

[Bobbo Babo]

There'S too many places I've got to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

A.

[Axel Rose]

Tear to my eyes if I stay here with you, girl oh, it just couldn't be the same hey, good look. I'm as real as a bird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah.

[Axel Rose]

Baby, I'm gonna fly and change. $30 with a change.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of pennies.

[Axel Rose]

Put them on my window sill and I'm gonna fly like a par.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. He's ad living. He's ad living.

[Axel Rose]

Shiny feathers, man, he. Look at my beat, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got.

Go, Go.

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo Babo]

Holy God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo Babo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I've got to ask you. We'll unveil the mystery. Bobo is actually Axl Rose. No. I know it's hard to believe, but I've got a question for you, Bob. So when you get into your mindset, when you're doing weird stuff like that and you get to rolling, like, where did the $30 come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Left turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

$30.

Word change, huh?

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm always thinking, actually, you know, if you look at him through the course of his career, he doesn't dress very well. He doesn't seem like he's probably from what we would call the higher echelon of socioeconomic order.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

So probably, you know, to get him to hit those great notes back in the day, Right. I think they had to, like, kind of pay him per note, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's where. And that's going on in your head while you're singing, $30 comes out. So it's like a. It's like a intro. It's like a bump to the producer. Get me $30. I'm fixing to quit.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's not something that Axel ever did out loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Babo]

But I always kind of perceived it that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Babo]

You know, did you ever hear his version of the Bob Dylan song, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Babo]

Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Babo]

What does he do in the middle of that song? That bothers the hell out of me, Charlie. Yeah, you know, that's. That's his $30 line right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are there other songs that we can come up with that have the good paws in them where you can do the. The axle fill?

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, there's got to be. You do pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the axle. Phil's.

[Bobbo Babo]

There are several tropes you can do. He has a. Oh, and he likes.

[Axel Rose]

To say, baby.

[Bobbo Babo]

There'S a bit about you're gonna die. If it's a song about water, you.

[Axel Rose]

Know you're gonna be baptized.

[Bobbo Babo]

It's like he's talking first person right to the audience, who is female.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, do you have the Lynyrd Skynyrd in the next segment or maybe the last segment? We need to play when Bobbo did the Lynyrd Skynyrd Freebird deal.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, yeah. Now that's not funny, though. I mean, that's serious business, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the funniest thing we've ever done on this show.

[Bobbo Babo]

Still today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still today, it is the greatest hits.

[Bobbo Babo]

Two in every 50American children will suffer the effects of feather and beak colitis before the age of 20.

[Caller/Guest]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is my favorite piece of bao material ever. Ever. Absolutely. It's too funny. Well, it started off we were doing this noon show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were screwing around and Coach Skinner died. Okay. So we're on the air and we call the funeral home to validate that his death. And we were wanting to talk about speaking at Coach Skinner's funeral. We were just gay around, just playing. And it just started the whole concept. And then we did a Wallace Edwards behind the music on Lynyrd Skynyrd. And the. The coach, the actual man that passed away. A tribute. A. What do you call it when you talk to somebody's funeral?

[J.D. Ryan]

The elegy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they made their.

[Bobbo Babo]

They named the band after Coach Skinner. You know, Leonard Skynyrd misspelled was a tribute to this coach of theirs. Hated long hair and used to discipline them harshly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's that.

And we can do it next. I've got it.

Awesome. My name is John Clay wolf. We've got J.D. ryan in the very talented Bobbo with the nice boobs internally, the Jewish fellow, and he's a Yankees lover. We'll be back in a minute. Remember, if you want to sell your cargo to give Me the then dot com.

[Bobbo Babo]

We'll be back with more of the the John Clay Wolf Show. And be sure to download the podcast@john.

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[Bobbo Babo]

Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Call them toll free.

1-800-800-Rodio.

She said Mama.

[Caller/Guest]

Gotta go, gotta get outta here Gotta get out of town Tired of hanging around I gotta roll on between the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ditches Just an ordinary story about the way things go round and around Nobody knows But the highway goes on forever.

[Caller/Guest]

That old highway rolls on River.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Oak Ridge Boys don't get enough airplay, man. We gotta help them out.

[Bobbo Babo]

And that's from their greatest period right there. The William lee Golden days. Two barbershop quartets lasted till the 80s, right? Statler Brothers and the Oak Ridge Boys in a big way. Gone, gone, gone, gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daughter. Cajun daughter. Hooked up with a road salesman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's leaving Louisiana in the broad daylight. We'll listen to the chorus right here. Tiger's been doing good lately. Damn. LSU came back around. Actually won some games playing old Miss. Tonight at seven. I believe that is a big one. Astros tonight at 7.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's a big day for Bobbo. Big day for Bobbo day. Is it 10 for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dayton Day. Nine days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine of sobriety.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alcohol.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No whiskey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you told me no alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, this is like his divorce story earlier. Yeah, it's all about the details. Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not specific brand of whiskey. Is that what you're saying?

[Bobbo Babo]

It's not all about. It's not all about me. Well, okay, But I have made a decision in my life. Really? I. Yes, sir. I've decided to switch to red wine only. And I've gotten smaller glasses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smaller glasses.

[Bobbo Babo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is right out of the AA book, right? Yes. Page.

[Bobbo Babo]

Is it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Page 64.

[Bobbo Babo]

What does it say?

[J.D. Ryan]

It sucks about how you. You barter. You buy alcohol that you don't like you buy smaller glasses. You only drink on certain days.

[Bobbo Babo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. is a complete downer on these subjects. I'm telling you, he has no fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sobriety.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's no fun. You have a lot of fun. Not win on these.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I remember it the next day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't ever bring this up to him, baba, because he's just going to take all the. All the hope out of your spirit.

[Bobbo Babo]

No, no, but I'm giving him a hope. Are you saying I'm doing it right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm giving. You're doing it dead right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

Dead right. To follow into the age because you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going to relapse and then that gets you closer to the actual surprise. Relapse. Yes. This is not sobriety.

[Bobbo Babo]

You think I'm gonna fall down?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not sobriety.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is just putting it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. Quit drinking so much whiskey. Okay, well, that's. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That seems.

[Bobbo Babo]

I'm lonely, dude. Sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so we promised him Leonard Skynyrd. The Wallace Edwards bit on Lynyrd Skynyrd's story in his life. The man that the band Leonard Skynyrd was named after.

It's the anniversary of their plane crash today.

I believe they were leaving Baton Rouge and I think they were heading to Mississippi. I forgot the exacts, but they ran out of gas and they crashed. And there's a lot in. The lead singer died, among others. And it was. I wish they would have made it, man, because I'm telling you, their book of body of work and their book of business would have been as strong as Led Zeppelin at this point. Here we go.

[Bobbo Babo]

In 1970, before Ronnie Van Sant and his band found fame as one of the premier mere southern rock acts in the history of American popular music, the young Florida natives first had to find a name for the band. The group settled on what they considered a hilarious inside joke. Leonard Skynyrd. A mocking tribute to a physical education teacher at Robert E. Lee High School. Coach Leonard Skynyrd, who was notorious for strictly enforcing the school's policy against boys having long hair and who never went anywhere without his coach's whistle. Despite their high school acrimony, the band developed a friendlier relationship with Skinner in later years. He even allowed the band to use a photo of his Lynyrd Skynyr realty sign for the inside of their third album and Lynyrd Skynyrd. The band went on to become a world famous rock and roll standard of the 70s. Meanwhile, Coach Skinner, who was only 40 years old went on to early retirement at the hands of feather and beecolitis. One of the first forms of incurable bird flu and a particularly cruel ailment that while not immediately terminal, caused a remarkable medical anomaly. Besides extreme symptoms of pneumonia, victims of feather and beec colitis in later stages developed actual bird like physical traits. And Coach Skinner's case was an extreme one. His metabolism skyrocketed which required a steady diet of seeds, grain. And simple proteins to maintain vital functions. His voice box and vocal cords shortened and shrank until his ability, Until his ability to speak was virtually non existent. He was only able to communicate through a series of complex quack and whistles. And the fibers of his hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep going Wallace.

[Bobbo Babo]

And the fibers of his hair began to grow in clusters resembling actual feathers. When Ronnie Van Sant hurt about Coach Skinner's incredible ailment, he composed a song in tribute to the band's old mentor. They also donated a portion of every live show performed to the Free Bird Society, A non profit organization set up to fund research to find a cure for feather and be colitis. Over the years they raised more than $70 million and the song became one of Lynyrd Skynyrd's best known chart topping classics. And years later, when Coach Skinner passed away just this past Wednesday, it wasn't from feather and be colitis at all. He actually choked to death on an earthworm. Because in the words of Ronnie Van Zant, the bird coach Leonard Skinner could not change. But he sure could whistle. And that's this week's today in Rock music history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good.

[Bobbo Babo]

Weird stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope there's some new show listeners that just caught that for the first.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio hall of Fame. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did that four years ago or five years ago?

Oh, no, longer than that.

Was it really? It was that long ago?

[Bobbo Babo]

Nine or ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. I just posted on the Facebook page of the John Clay Wolf Show. J.D. ryan, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. Want to hit a little news here?

[Bobbo Babo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Former manager of the Department of Defense Aerospace Threat Program has come out and said UFOs are real and they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just in the bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Have you noticed? Bob, have you been to Kentucky Fried Chicken in a while? Yes, and I believe that those are UFOs in there. The wings don't look like wings, the breasts don't look like breasts. What the hell are we eating There sure is tasty, but it's not chicken.

Are you high?

I don't know. I'M telling you, don't get a bucket of kfc.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the most stoner thing you've ever said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the pieces of chicken.

[Bobbo Babo]

I believe. And I've been.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are high, man. I want a blood test.

[Bobbo Babo]

I've been watching a lot of Bobby Flay. I believe this is almost like a. Like a Texas country fried chicken Sushi.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talking.

[Bobbo Babo]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, man.

[Bobbo Babo]

I know chicken sushi sounds ridiculous, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want somebody.

[Bobbo Babo]

Genius of Bobby Flay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nevertheless, tastes wonderful.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Department of defense just said UFOs are real. We're talking about Kentucky Fried Chickens.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek probably could speak on this.

DJ, you're Whitey Blackie, 8 Mile v. Rad.

I don't know nothing about no KFC, but I know that Popeyes is the real deal.

[Bobbo Babo]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are dead on show.

[Bobbo Babo]

You right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is the best chicken in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking about. I've been. For some reason, I've been jamming to a Aretha Franklin all week.

[Bobbo Babo]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know that you're a massive Beatles fan. You bet.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that she covered Eleanor.

[Bobbo Babo]

Rigby, get out of Town and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not even know this Aretha Franklin?

[Bobbo Babo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And way back when, like a year after the Beatles released it, Lennon McCartney said, hey, you can never heard that. And she took the song and completely reorganized it. You wouldn't even know. It's the same song, but the words are the same. But it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, totally different.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Charlie, do you have a copy of it? Yeah. Listen, this. Mom.

[Axel Rose]

I'm Eleanor.

[Bobbo Babo]

Ricky.

[Axel Rose]

I picked up the rice in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Church where the weddings had been. Yeah.

[Axel Rose]

I'm Melanor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ricky.

[Axel Rose]

I'm keeping my face in a job by the door Want to know what is it for? Well, all the lonely people Pretty damn good.

[Bobbo Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do they all come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything she did was.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is like.

[Axel Rose]

Where do they all belong?

[Bobbo Babo]

That has got to be a Barry Gordy production, right? Yeah, yeah, got to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just didn't get any airplay. Well, for various reasons at that time.

But you know why, right?

[Bobbo Babo]

I'll bet it did, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you are a massive Beatles fan. You've never heard this in your life?

[Bobbo Babo]

Never heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that crazy?

[Bobbo Babo]

A lot of their stuff was covered many times by many artists.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go through her 30 greatest hits, if you can find it, you wouldn't. Bridge Under Troubled Water or Over Troubled Water. The Weight by the Band.

[Bobbo Babo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tears of a Clown from Smokey. She's got about 10 covers in there. They're awesome, awesome, awesome.

[Bobbo Babo]

I need to pick that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Thank you, Johnny. We just got a note from a listener. You guys are awesome. I'm rolling on the floor. Well, that's what we try to do. We try to do. We've had a fun show today. And remember, the podcast is up at 1 o' clock today. The buyer's office at givemetheven.com will be open until 4 today. And after 4 o' clock and all through the weekend, the system will continue to bid your cards if you'd like to sell them. And we've got a new hook. We can just use your license plate if you don't want to go get your VIN number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three headlines. We didn't get to the stories, we'll just give you the headlines. Man tries to kill spider with propane Torch burns down his trailer. True story. Man claims to be from the year 2048. Says he's back with a dire warning for us. And he's a drunk. He was arrested for DUI and sheriff's. This reminds me of something you would do. John, Sheriff's cadet used his dad's patrol car to pull over his ex and the new boyfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that great?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course he got immediately fired from the cadet program, but that's not the point. He pulled him over and made the, made the boyfriend get out of the car and the whole thing.

[Bobbo Babo]

Well, a man can't just sit around.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you have to pull your ex, ex girlfriend over with daddy's police car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've been thinking about this show and as you long term listeners, you can probably tell that we kind of changed a little bit today. I think I'm going to start doing a car cast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Car cast?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, cuz you know, we've been car show for so long and I'm, I'm doing less and less cars on the air cuz it just doesn't, it doesn't apply, apply to everybody but the, but the Gearheads.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love it, love it, love it, love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's a smaller percentage of them and I would, I'm fine with getting way detailed, which I don't do on the air. So. So I might start doing a weekly 30 minutes of hardcore, hardcore car cast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where would you put it after the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll probably just do it right after the show so we can have callers call in and then we can do it like oh well we got to go. We're out of time, man. Hey, I'll see you later. Ever.

[Bobbo Babo]

Mocker out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[Bobbo Babo]

Let's get it.