#120 JCW SHOW 10/28/17

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #120 JCW SHOW 10/28/17

Date of Air: February 13, 2026

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, navigates a wild ride through topics like used car sales, sports (with a special focus on the World Series), substance use stories, goofy in-show character bits, outrageous news, and a robust amount of playful in-fighting between the hosts. The car-selling business is always at the core, but the show is as much about offbeat, irreverent comedic banter as it is about deals.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Diet Pills, Speed, and Substance Abuse Stories

• Early in the show, John jokes about using diet pills as a shortcut to weight loss, leading to a string of stories about prescription drugs and old-school ‘Dr. Feelgoods’ in radio and music circles.
• Bobbo and J.D. Ryan caution about dangers, referencing movies like “Requiem for a Dream” and drawing lines between opioids, speed, and cocaine (01:00–02:15).
• Quotes:
  • John Clay Wolfe (00:09): "I'm just taking something to lose weight so I don't have to run a damn 5k and go get a trainer...and wear yoga pants."
  • Bobbo (01:51): "Opioids are poppy-based, heroin-based; cocaine is a natural product grown in South America...not that bad for you. That's what I heard."
  • John Clay Wolfe (02:15): "Would they help me sleep with the diet pills?"
  • J.D. Ryan (02:17): "Oh God, stop. You're making my head spin."

2. The “Dope Report”

• Bobbo gives a tongue-in-cheek update – pot is dry outside of Colorado and radio hosts are desperate. Warnings abound against “eagle yellow Nazi methamphetamines,” emphasizing the show’s refusal to seriously advocate for dangerous drug use (02:23–03:29).
  • Bobbo (03:02): "Bad news for quality grass...annual perennial dry spell in the world of pot."

3. Live Car Bidding Segment

• A significant portion of the show revolves around taking live calls and making car offers, especially emphasizing GiveMeTheVIN.com’s new tech that allows bids based on license plates alone.
• Listeners call in to get quotes and compare to CarMax offers. John touts a “$100 guarantee” to beat CarMax (04:10–05:11).
• John Clay Wolfe (06:22): "I'm a founder of givemetheven.com. yes, you are. So I obviously know the trade a little bit."
• Multiple calls showcase the quick-fire, no-nonsense negotiations that are a big draw for fans.

4. Sports: Astros, World Series & the Yuli Gurriel Incident

• John and the crew recap a crucial Astros win, forecasting their series hopes, and discussing regional pride.
• They discuss the racial controversy after Astros’ Yuli Gurriel made a slant-eye gesture at Yu Darvish, leading straight into a mock-interview character: “Yu Darvish’s father.”
• The show skewers both the incident and talk of "accidental racism," with a recurring bit where Bobbo impersonates Yu's Iranian/Japanese dad (09:40–15:13).
  • John Clay Wolfe (10:21): "He's the accidental racist."
  • Bobbo (12:26, in character): "My son is named You. Not you. Are you?"

5. In-Show Characters & Comedy Skits

• The episode is packed with the team’s trademark characters:
  • Randy the Chipmunk (cold weather, nuts, Halloween and Nutterween traditions)
  • “Rush Limbaugh” (satirical plug for “Two If By Tea”)
  • “Satan” (mediating show conflicts)
  • Tony Romo’s Mexican dad
• These satirical bits are tongue-in-cheek commentaries on pop culture, sports, and radio tropes.
  • Randy the Chipmunk (08:08): "Me and my friend Rusty...it's like Haight Ashbury. People's walking around listening to the Grateful Dead, you know, picking up nuts. Smoking Camels."

6. On-Air Host Drama & “The Bobbo Walkout”

• A running storyline unfolds where Bobbo gets offended over being made the butt of sophomoric jokes and storms off, prompting a pseudo-mediation by “Satan.”
• Listeners call in to weigh on whether Bobbo should return, and the situation is ultimately resolved with apologies and more jokes about speed, sobriety, and show business.
  • John Clay Wolfe (60:35): "If you're too cool for us, then get the hell out."
  • Bobbo (61:07): "Yeah, well, I think I will."
• Upon Bobbo’s return (96:53), the crew lampoons their own drama as both real and self-made spectacle.

7. Classic Car & Sports Talk

• Listeners call in hoping to sell classic cars, but John dismisses most as not fitting the show's format—classic car swap meets are a different beast.
• In sports, there’s deep banter about college football, Big 12 championship scenarios, TCU’s playoff chances, and stats. They mix genuine analysis with regional fandom (36:03–38:48; 136:00+).

8. Pop Culture Hot Takes & Music

• Meta-discussion about the merits of bands like Aerosmith, KCDC (AC/DC), and Stix, as well as late-night World Series games on the radio (56:43+).
• Classic comedy about the JFK assassination conspiracy documents and the Oliver Stone movie.

9. Business Plugging & Meta Commentary

• Though laced with humor, John repeatedly plugs GiveMeTheVIN.com as a radical, fast, and easy way to get cash offers for vehicles – “so easy, you can do it in your underwear.”
• He jokes about the irreverent style of the show being at odds with what would be considered “vanilla” by other business partners – “We have 10 times the listenership that your Mr. Rogers. Neighborhood deals got.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On diet pills and speed:
  • [00:09] John: “I'm just taking something to lose weight so I don't have to run a damn 5k and go get a trainer...and wear yoga pants.”
• On accidental racism:
  • [10:21] John: “He's the accidental racist.”
  • [12:15] Bobbo (as Yu’s dad): “This a fine but terribly uninformed country when it comes to the Islam.”
• On on-air team dynamics:
  • [60:35] John: "If you're too cool for us, then get the hell out."
  • [61:07] Bobbo: "Yeah, well, I think I will."
  • [96:53] Bobbo (returning): "Hey, Satan, what it be like?"
• On plugging the business:
  • [06:22] John: "I'm a founder of givemetheven.com... And if we don't beat your CarMax offer...We'll kiss your ass."
• On Randy the Chipmunk/Nutterween:
  • [104:28] Randy: "Me and Sharond are taking the kids down there at the rich neighborhood for Nutterween."

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Opening banter, diet pills vs. speed: [00:09–02:23]
• Dope Report & Pot Shortage: [02:23–03:29]
• First wave of car offers, Jose calls in: [04:47–06:22]
• Astros, World Series, Gurriel incident, Yu Darvish’s dad bit: [09:40–15:13]
• Rush Limbaugh tea bit [21:01–24:01]
• Listener call: hilarious campaign speech quote: [27:14–27:47]
• Host in-fighting, “Bobbo walkout:” [60:01–61:47]
• Satan mediates the conflict, Bobbo returns: [75:31–98:53]
• Halloween/Nutterween with Randy the Chipmunk: [104:28–106:04]
• Sports talk (TCU, Big 12, football): [36:03–38:48; 136:00+]
• Final music, “Maggie May” and sweet potato dog story: [139:55–141:42]

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Tone & Style

• Highly satirical, irreverent, and self-referential
• Southern/Texan flavor, friendly insults, rowdy humor, and constant “breaking the fourth wall”
• Heavy on inside jokes and running gags with a loyal, in-the-know audience

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For the Listener

If you haven’t tuned into The John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode is a prime example: it’s part car-bidding reality radio, part redneck Saturday Night Live, all spun at breakneck speed. The business side is real and interwoven, but the laughs, the music, the fake feuds, and the character work are just as important. Whether you want your car appraised or just want to hear a gag about chipmunks and nutterween, you’ll be entertained.

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For more, listen to the full episode or check the show’s PodBean archives for a library of this unique, raucous radio formula.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Show Announcer]

GiveMeTheEven.com presents Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have any information on diet pills versus speed or know the ins and outs, give us a call. 800-800-Rode. 800-800-7234. I haven't been real bouncy or talking fast. No. But the sleep has been disrupted. I wake up at 3am yeah. If you take some Benadryl or, you know, heavy allergy medicine before you go to bed, you can sleep through the night.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're taking something to stay awake. You're saying something to go to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not taking something to stay awake. I'm just taking something to lose weight so I don't have to run a damn 5k and go get a trainer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And wear yoga pants.

[Bobbo]

You gotta be careful with that stuff, John. Have you ever seen. What's that movie? Requiem for a Dream?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my.

[Bobbo]

You know, take an orange pill in the morning, blue in the afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I worked at a radio show like that one time.

[Bobbo]

That's a dangerous, dangerous road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all had that doctor back in your day.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had doctor Feel Good. He used to come in and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Venegas. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to mention anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would. He would script you up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't remember his name. Yeah, I swear, if. Yes, yes. Now that you've mentioned the name, I can't say anything else, but yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you, Bobbo, since JD Won't talk, since he's a wussy, they had their own Dr. Feelgood. They're real rock stars. And you know, if you need something to make you feel a little high, a little low, a little sideways guide, you know, here, here's my prescription pad. It's already signed off on, bro. Go hook it up. That was before the opioid opiate craze.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bob. Oh, maybe we should get Bob Floyd back in here again because I'd like to know the difference between opioids and cocaine. Because they're talking about opioids, the epidemic of opioids all the time. And these are the pain pills, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct. That's like Valium.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hydrocode are opioids to cocaine what diet pills are to speed?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely not, John. Opioids are based on a poppy based. A heroin based formula, whereas cocaine is, you know, from a national natural product grown in South America. That's really not that bad for you. That's what I heard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, opioid. Yeah, opioids as far as I know, gets you kind of high, but not in a cocaine way, not in an exciting, energetic way. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they help me sleep with the diet pills?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, stop. You're making my head spin. No, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, since we've got Bob Floyd here. Bob, can you go ahead and give us a quick hit of the dope report this morning? A lot of the 8 o' clock listeners have never even been introduced to you.

[Bobbo]

Well, apparently radio hosts around the Southwest are all out of weed and looking for extra ways to get high during the winter months up to Christmas time. While on this program, we can't really recommend the use of eagle yellow Nazi methamphetamines.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

And diet pills can be a danger if you get a little loose on your dosage.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with the sensies.

[Bobbo]

Scentsies, the weeds?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you always seem to spot specialize in when you're on cnbc. That's what you're talking about is the bad news.

[Bobbo]

Bad news for quality grass. If you're not located in Colorado, it's hard to get these days, but we have an annual perennial dry spell in the world of pot. That's why I sent you to Mustang Ridge in Austin last week. I remember that reporters from our show have loaded up and are dispersing all along the line from Amarillo all the way across the high plains and really bargain basement prices for the month of October. You can do very well, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Floyd, what's. What have the troopers been doing with the mule zones?

[Bobbo]

Well, there's. There's not a police officer in the world that doesn't like to go home after a hardship and get a little high.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, why don't you come back later?

[Bobbo]

The power to confiscate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jose. Good morning. Jose, can you see Jose? Call her up. I need to bring caller up. There he is. Call her.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. Cow town. You're driving a Honda. Why aren't you driving a dually? A dually? 4 dually with an Appaloosa horse in the back and a cowgirl in the back of your truck says Bubba. And hey, who was it in the John Travolta movie? Remember the back window?

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jose. Jose, are you here to sell me a Dually?

[Caller]

No, not quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got? What's your story?

[Caller]

I got a Honda Accord 2013 with 50,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it's ex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof.

[Caller]

Leather roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been anywhere else? You're trying to sell it? What's the story? What are we doing? What's your mission?

[Caller]

Yes, I tell you what. I've got a CarMax offering hand for 12,000. If you can beat that, it's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're in Fort Worth, so don't have any transportation. I'll come to you.

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll come to you and pick it up. Is it a clean carfax or dirty? It's clean if you've got a CarMax offer. Well, you've. Have you ever heard our ads? I mean, if I don't beat your CarMax offer. I used to do this deal. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll kiss your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't that. That people frowned on that a little bit, but. So I changed it to if I don't. I changed it from if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll kiss your ass to if I don't beat your CarMax offer. Well, give me the vint. I'll write you a check for $100. And so. So I either need to beat the offer or I owe him $100. So, yeah, I beat it. Can I beat it for $100?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can beat it for $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll come pick it up. I'm gonna put you on hold, and we'll have the buyer's office pick it up and get you paid. Do you have a title or is there a payoff? Okay, well, do you want to do it today? Yeah, I'm gonna put you on hold, Jose, and they'll get you hooked up. Thank you for calling 800-807- our sponsor, givemetheven.com. sell them your car. I'm a founder of givemetheven.com. yes, you are. So I obviously know the trade a little bit. Yep. And that's what we do in. Across all these cities. In your city. GiveMeTheEven.com has locations in every city. We broadcast in and we'll buy your car. And if we don't beat your CarMax offer. Bob, over there. Yeah. We'll kiss your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, oh, I'd rather the hundred dollars.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you can pay him a hundred dollars not to.

[Bobbo]

Why me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of Bob, we get time or are we breaking?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we've got Randy right there. He wanted to say something. My bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Randy. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your deal, dude? Why you got your little Hand in.

[J.D. Ryan]

The air, getting chippy chipper.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My nuts are freezing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, I got them just as far up the tree as I can get, but, you know, it. And cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it did out here. Cold snap.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's why I got this toboggan on.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look like something out of the chipmunk movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he does, doesn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

You look more and more like Alvin, your cousin right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Yeah. A pair of glasses on you, he's big shot. I know. He's a movie star.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, the weather in Texas really doesn't change gradually with the seasons, does it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Like in an hour.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me and my friend Rusty. Well, it's getting high. I'm not kidding. Little shock on Thursday afternoon. It's like 82 degrees, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Man, it was nice. It's like Haight Ashbury. People's walking around listening to the Grateful Dead, you know, picking up nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Beautiful day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Smoking Camels.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All of a sudden, 32.

[Bobbo]

Bang. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's gone.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Winter time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 32 degrees. I thought. I thought a kid shot him with.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, that be bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever shot at squirrels? Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See a 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we'll eat your ass. We gotta go to break. Okay, Take us out. Randy, you. You. You can be the. The announcer.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, y' all don't go nowhere if you know what's good for you. Cause there's more John Clay Wolf coming right up on this station. Y.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Voiceover]

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[Bobbo]

Givemethebin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD did you see the Astros win last night?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened? I heard about it. Everybody's excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two to one, baby. Two to one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two to one the game. And now we have three in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, last night was the first two more, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if they win all that, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

They win the first four wins. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're from Texas. We. We root for our Astros even though sore butt over the Ranger season. But I'm very excited about the Astros.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'd be just cool with everything that happened at Houston this year. That'd be really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's funny is the redneck factor of. Of, like, when these players come to Texas, right? Even if they're from all over the world, they may be Cuban wherever. They might not be Cuban, but you know what I mean? They turn into rough rednecks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did you see. Did you see the guy making fun of Darvish last night with the slaying eyes?

[Commercial Voiceover]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. And I don't know his name. Somebody call and tell me his name? Yuli Guerrell. You girly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pull it up here. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's our guy. Yeah, I believe that's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

G U R R I E L Guerrell, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He knocked one off of Darvish, and then he. Then he looks at him and, like, pulls his eyes to the side.

[Michael Turley]

Why would he.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do the slant eye bit.

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was on purpose. I don't think that was accidental.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that may have offended his parents. And that's why, in honor of having Tony Romo's father in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we should have. You. Darvish's. You's a Texan. He was here long enough. Maybe he was a ranger forever.

[J.D. Ryan]

His parents are here to watch him play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. So we've got Hugh Darvish's dad here in the studio with us this morning. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have, you know, all the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was in town. He was doing some cowboy thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Dallas cowboy thing, like Northside Cowboys.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you. Darvish's dad was playing at Billy Bob's.

[Satan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or what. Bob is. You. Darvish's dad a country singer?

[Bobbo]

I mean, not wear the headphones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here he is.

[Bobbo]

I tell you, I will not wear the headphones. You mess with my turban.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must put on the headphones. You.

[Bobbo]

You just put.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put. Just. Look, pull your turban up a little bit over your ears, and then. And then pull those headphones over and just tuck your turban behind your ears and it'll all work fine. I know you're not. You're used to earbuds now.

[Bobbo]

I can hear you when you speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You Darvish's father. Welcome to our little Diddy Washa Malega. How are you this morning?

[Bobbo]

I tell you this, I am incensed as the gesture this newly girly. He's like little girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Make it to my boy that you is wonderful ball player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And though you have no luck in the game, really wait until game five. Because there will be a game five, I can tell you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, okay. So he's coming back for game five.

[Bobbo]

Would you like to buy a murash pipe?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

For you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want a pipe for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

For me, $78.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to your son last night? He got knocked out in innings they pulled him. I've never seen it in all the years. I think it was his shortest start ever.

[Bobbo]

I think the problem is that you as a good friend back in D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you his son?

[Bobbo]

Me, My son is named you. Not you. Are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm John. That's J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're you Darvish's father.

[Bobbo]

And I am Farsa Darvish.

[John Clay Wolf]

What to you?

[Bobbo]

When you watch the you on the tv, right? And he pitches for the Houston Astros.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the stranger on he pitches for.

[Bobbo]

The Dodgers are a bunch of son of beach bastards. And because he moved it to the Dodgers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dad's upset, you understand?

[Bobbo]

The Astros are jealous and do not like him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well.

[Bobbo]

And they give him a hard time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, because. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And this son of. This bastard. Son of beach bastard. You little girly. Make a gesture with his eyes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, like.

[Bobbo]

And you did not even have the Japanese eyes. No, you have the Japanese eyes face. Yeah, A little bit like his mother, Yukoto. Yeah, but he has the Iranian eyes like me. Great father. Strong, strong follower of the Prophet Muhammad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we are.

[Bobbo]

And an excellent marksman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

With a Ruger.22 caliber. Which has nothing to do with the best ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing at all.

[Bobbo]

And now this time I can tell you this. What in the game five, right? Keep after the game board. The Dodgers will come back again and shock the crowds. At the minute made back we all make this noise. No. As you know, the Prophet made strong insinuations in the book of Makaleika. That you should do this in your closet and leave the general public alone. Especially the women.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you believe that you, the youth are going to take the astros in Game 5?

[Bobbo]

I don't think that this is a boast on my part.

[J.D. Ryan]

No boast, Boot. What?

[Bobbo]

He is the you.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the you.

[Bobbo]

And this is how we take the game of baseball on this country. This a fine but terribly uninformed country when it comes to the. The Islam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He's a baseball God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. You Darvish's father? What is your name again?

[Bobbo]

Farsi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farsi.

[Bobbo]

Farsa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farsa. Why did you name your kid you? Is that like naming a guy? You know, there's kids named guy.

[Bobbo]

His complete name is Farsad. For me and you for his mother, Yukoto Darvish. Ah, Farsad. You, Darvish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes plenty sense.

[Bobbo]

Someday, thousands of years from now, there will be Dodgers jerseys with the U printed on top, selling for hundreds of dollars, US These are the good dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim and Rockwell, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. How's it going, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just chilling out with you. Darvish's dad.

[Caller]

Yeah. I appreciate you letting me come on after him.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 BMW 335 is what color? Yes.

[Caller]

Silver, black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you been to our website yet?

[Caller]

No, I have not. I was actually referred to you by. I know the GM down at Advantage BMW in Houston. He told me to give you a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Do me this, because I've got a lot of questions for you, and I'm running out of time. If you go to give givemetheven.com, you don't even have to have your VIN number. You can just use your license plate number. Do you have your license plate memorized?

[Caller]

No, I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll just go in the back, figure, you know, open it up, but it's easier than a ven. And just put your license plate number in where it says enter ven or enter license plate. Hit enter and it'll populate your car and ask you the equipment options. And then it'll throw a number at you right there, and we'll buy it. Okay.

[Caller]

Hey, do you happen to know who I'm talking about down at Advantage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Advantage. No, that is not ringing a bell. What's his name?

[Caller]

Harry Cox. Big Harry Cox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he. He's. He's related to Harry Peters, who I used to sit next to at the other place. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a small group.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. And it's just like the Darvish clan.

[Satan]

They're all.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a mother's Japanese, father's Iranian.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a thread that runs through all of them. We got Baba Bowie, but it's all good. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Uno memento parfum.

[Show Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I told JD the day I met him.

[J.D. Ryan]

That you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I offered my my called.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said you know what? I am the best for your personality I've ever met.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Turley, do you have the. The. The happy Austin guy handy? Play him later. I like him. The one that's so offended.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everyone. Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and all points in between. It is colder than welding arse outside. Yeah, but it's really not. It's just the well diggers arse is just moving into old man winter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw something on my car this morning I've never seen before. As you start the vehicle it goes warning roads could be hazardous and slippery. Yeah, seriously. How does it know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the temperature. It has a computer in it. It shows that it's getting near freezing. How cold did it get last night up in the Metroplex?

[J.D. Ryan]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, close.

[Bobbo]

That ain't nothing close. You may have a hard time driving in this weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dave.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife writes and she's from Copenhagen. She's been in Texas a while. But is it hailing there too? I'm like no honey, that's sleet. We don't get sleet in Denmark. We get snow you weirdos.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But yeah, it did sleet in North Texas yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes it did.

[Satan]

All over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it hailing there? No, but if it is, please pull all the cars out so we can get a good insurance claim. Why waste a good hail storm?

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember when I had that Range Rover and the hail storm was coming. John calls me, he goes take the car out and make sure it gets hailed on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a eighteen hundred dollar Range Rover. Do you know what it would cost to fix that?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of it. The hood's $18. 1800 if you get a hail cl. If you have full coverage insurance On a mild out Range Rover. You need to go, you need to get in the storm chasing business is what you need to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was actually in the storm chasing business.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 or if you'd like to get your car bid or bought or sold, just go to Give me the vi.com Bob, did you watch any of the Astros game last night?

[Bobbo]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a good, it was a good, it was, it was not nearly as good as night before last. That was one of the most unbelievable 10th inning hangover, dramatic World Series I've seen in a while.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I did, I listened to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the radio, which was very old school of me.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think baseball belongs on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds good on the radio. It was, it was late and I didn't feel like turning on the TV so I just went and streamed it off my phone. Two hours listening to it on dark.

[J.D. Ryan]

On your transistor on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I, I, I very much enjoyed the radio broadcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bets. Who's going to win? Do you know? Do you care?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want the ra. The Astros to win.

[Bobbo]

I'm just wondering. Astros in five. It'll be over tomorrow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I already picked it before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you did? Okay, Michael's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is the next game?

[Michael Turley]

Tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight. Okay, I thought. I did not look at the schedule. So tonight is at a seven o' clock face off on the hockey on the, on the ice.

[Michael Turley]

I think so, yeah. Typically I usually don't pay attention to World Series until it's a actual clinching game because I don't really care about either these teams and already picked Astros. So I just, I support. A lot of people are that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't support your Texas pro ball team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now game four is tonight at 7:20 on Fox if you're gonna watch it.

[Bobbo]

Well, you make it sound like so much fun, Charlie.

[Michael Turley]

It's just a lot of people that aren't real fans of either team, that's what they do that I didn't last year. Cubs, Cleveland Indians. I didn't watch till game seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the big finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Rush Limbo is on the ice to win.

[Bobbo]

John. Yes, Rush, I can hear you. I can't see you. What's wrong with your little Instagram y?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't have our. Normally when we do this, we do that FaceTime that, that Skype right deal. So I could see your fat head talking.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's fine. But you know, if my timing seems off, it's just a lack of visual. My hearing's not the best in the world.

[Satan]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've had problems.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I've got these supersonics they made for me at the pioneer factory cochlear back in 1987. Still great headphones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, headphones.

[Bobbo]

You know, these days the climate in Washington with things being run by like that rhino controlled state of Maine Senator Susan Collins. I think it's time for a second coming of the Tea Party.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

And have I got a great product for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy. Oh no no or no doubt there's.

[Bobbo]

A tie in now that hurricane season's over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Getting into wintertime. And they're good hot or cold, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Two if by tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God.

[Bobbo]

This is real Is my new brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're coming on here and hawking your wares.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a. You've got a tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a tea company. Company.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, get out of here.

[Bobbo]

What is it J.D. this is right up your alley though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What is it? There's no alcohol whatsoever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good.

[Bobbo]

Unless you add some. Yeah, I like mine with a little gin.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snapple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. In a bottle. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's even diet tea for.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're chasing your waistline like Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Rush you promote this and this.

[Bobbo]

This first line of product.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I've got a gazillion of them. The inaugural series of flavors. You can. You can get it in diet peach cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Raspberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Which has got a bit of a nice tang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tang? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's tangy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You can get the blueberry. The blueberry's really really good with Jack Daniels whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much are they Rush? As long as you're.

[Bobbo]

They're real. Surprisingly. I'm glad you asked me that. Surprisingly inexpensive for quality iced tea like.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one by land two if by tea make.

[Bobbo]

Made from pure pico from the mountains of West Virginia. I don't think this is quality tea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this real the case?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real.

[Bobbo]

Of 1216 ounce bottles for just $112.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it's not.

[Bobbo]

But you don't split it up by the buy bottle price. We've got a special right now. You can get it for $23.76 a case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God.

[Bobbo]

Which is less than $2 a bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where do you get this Rush Limbo?

[Bobbo]

Oh, you just go to my website. The tea website. Rushrevere.com God2If by t the Adventures of Rush Revere. They've got a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk about something. Something that we're interested in besides you trying to sell us your make more money, Mr. Hunter.

[Bobbo]

But it's really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tea, Mr. Hundred Million.

[Bobbo]

And just in time for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about Melania this week?

[Bobbo]

The 2 if by T Ted T Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about Melania this week?

[Bobbo]

What do I always think about Melania?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

My God, what a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Have you seen her nude photos?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Yeah, I have them. You know, we do. We do a video podcast of the Daily show when we're not on. I have them taped all around the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my.

[Bobbo]

Like, as an admiration. I'm not really objectifying her, per se. No, I'm just wishing and hoping. Are you like Dusty Springfield?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a great whitetail hunter like Harvey Weinstein?

[Bobbo]

What exactly do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he. He's more of a poacher. He hunts whitetails. Harvey Weinstein.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, There's. There's only one woman for me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you look through his kill list, it was published in the New York times yesterday, all 50 of them. There's not much color in there. There's not much color in there at all. He's. He likes whitetail season. And that's coming up next week, actually. Hunting season in the great state of Texas and Louisiana and Arkansas.

[Bobbo]

I liked it. Well, there's a difference with. With most men. You know, A lot of us like to, like to look at magazines, videos, maybe a little Internet porn.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

But in real life, flesh to flesh. Well, there's only one woman for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who's that?

[Bobbo]

And that's my beautiful wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[Bobbo]

I can't recall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

She's a very nice woman. Makes a great Belgian waffle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. And remember, too, if by tea. Also remember, we're sponsored by givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com, enter your license plate and it will immediately bid your automobile, sight unseen. Give me the vin. Drivers will dispatch with checks in hand, come pick the car up, read the reviews online. It's amazing. It's a groundbreaking product. And like Rush, who's hawking his own wares, I'm hawking my own because I actually invented that company. What's in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, in the news, we're talking about this week Congressman Sheila Jackson Lee, the one with the cowboy hats. She's laughing off the criticism lobbed at her from the White House Chief of Staff. Maybe we should ask Russia about this saying. Basically, she's very excited about the fact that she's in the. In the limelight now.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell are you talking about? Who?

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't seen that? The congresswoman with the cowboy hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the lady from Florida that wears the same hat that Whiplash, the monkey that rides the dog has on. It's the exact same hat. I didn't think of it that way. It is. They got it at the same place. They just got whiplashes. His is smaller.

[J.D. Ryan]

She kind of looks like that wrestler that does the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Randy Jerky Macho Man Savage. Whiplash is her yellow day. Macho man is her. The step into a Slim Jim is her red day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even the left.

[John Clay Wolf]

She also reminds me of Fly Guy from I'm gonna get you sucker. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You wonder if she.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've heard her campaign speech.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Years ago, when she was just first running for city council.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? And she said a lot of great things over the years. Here's another quote.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to go ahead, better have my money. Money. Come rain, sleet or snow.

[J.D. Ryan]

She said this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not half, not some, but all my cash. If she don't bring me all my money, I'm gonna stick my foot right in her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excellent. One thing she did say. A few years ago, Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee announced the findings of her study. They spent a lot of money on the study conducted, finding out that homicide is the leading cause of most murders. She did actually say that. That is a quote.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a quote. So while we're reloading and getting some coffee and playing some music, I want you to think about that last statement. I need a full report on that statement when we get back, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homicide.

[J.D. Ryan]

Homicide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scientifically proven to cause murders. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back. Uno momento.

[Caller]

This really blew my mind. The fact that me, an overfed, long haired, leaping gnome, should be the star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a Hollywood movie.

[Show Announcer]

GiveMeTheEven.com presents Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm unfamiliar with this guitar. Like Bob. It sounds familiar, but it's unfamiliar at the same time.

[Bobbo]

It's right on the tip of my brain.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's heavy rock and roll.

[Bobbo]

Queen's rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I wouldn't know it if it hit me in the side of the head.

[Bobbo]

Scorpions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scorpions could be. Don't ask J.D. he doesn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it doesn't have a banjo or steel on it, that's just not true. Jafa800817. Curtis JD got the wrong congresswoman. What? Wait.

[Bobbo]

Ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caller up. Yes, yes, yes.

[Caller]

Ms. The lady y' all talking about Florida is something. Ms. Wilson that wears Frederica wrestling attire. Macho Man Randy Savage Steel. Jackson Lee is the joke of a congresswoman from Houston that thinks Houston is 28ft below sea level during Harvey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Republican Frederica Wilson is laughing off criticism lobbed at her from White House Chief Chief of Staff John Kelly, saying her comments show, I'm a rock star now. So that's that. And then I tied it into another congresswoman who's crazy. Sheila Jackson Lee, who said, basically, homicide is the leading cause of murder.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're not going to fire you today.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. Not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even though you could for being a better dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been horrible. Ask me something about sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

We might have to fire Bob a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would he do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just got that look in his eyes. Eye. He's got that twitch.

[Bobbo]

Ain't no firing going on. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No firing.

[Bobbo]

You're just jealous, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he's. Look, he's. He's wearing it on his shoulder. He's just.

[Bobbo]

You're just jealous, cuz. After the show, the podcast comes out. One of the. One of the parts of the show that everybody talks about, right? Every time you see somebody on the street, what do they say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Tony Romo's dad. Oh, man, look at that chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've ever heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chipmunks. Stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Bobbo]

I mean, that chipmunk got connected.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a guy stop me at Tom Thumb and talk me about the damn chipmunk. Yes. Yes.

[Bobbo]

See, that's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you were working on that, you sent that Peter Rabbit thing that sucked bad. Oh, he was working this out for like a year. And he sent us a deal. It sounded ridiculously stony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was ridiculous. Turley, even. I mean, he. Turley wouldn't tell you what he really said, but what he told me is, God, this really sucks. Sucks. I hope he doesn't do it on the air.

[Michael Turley]

You know, that's why we came up with something different.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's coming to. It's turned into Randy, which is. He's a superstar now.

[Bobbo]

Kind of grows on. It's like Springsteen said, you know, from Small things, Mama. Big things one day come.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard. Speaking of that, Babo's gotten so famous, he's selling farts in A jar.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I saw that story. I didn't know it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob farts into a mason jar, dude, and actually vacuum seal it. And he sells them on ebay. But the difference is he claims that there's a different pheromone in them depending on what music he's listening to. Steely Dan, you know, Barb. So he's selling them his farts by the music that's influencing the part. Jazz, rock, farts, Steely Dan fart. Jazz, rock, fart, Chicago. Elvis fart. Elvis farts, Willie Nelson fart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

It's all different in my world of radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's that?

[Bobbo]

We don't even say that. That word.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fart.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's bad. It's bad. You don't. You don't sound more intelligent every time you say it. Yeah, that bathroom humor, it's like an episode of south park in here sometimes. Why, you guys read a book or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he's getting uppity on me, J.D. i'm telling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can tell that he's, like, above.

[John Clay Wolf]

The room now, is getting up and it's time for your favorite game show, people.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, Black, Latino or other or other. Speaking of being intelligent and having high, high barriers of class and sensitivity. Yes, it's our game show. White, Black, Latina or other. Dj, you there? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's going down for real, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, 8 Mile, Whitey, Blackie B. Rad in the house.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm back with another installment of Black.

[Michael Turley]

White, Latino or Other, where I read a news story and y' all tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me the race of the culprit.

[Michael Turley]

You feel me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel you.

[Michael Turley]

So today we got some cat out in Florida. You know how it goes down out there. Just crazy as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who decided it was a good idea to run up to a police horse.

[Michael Turley]

Give it a smack on the booty and run off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a drunk white college girl to me. Or a dancer.

[Michael Turley]

That's what it sounds like, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would think that he would be full of that liquor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But soon as police ran up on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him, he caught him. They. They caught him with some of that.

[Michael Turley]

White girl, some of that cocaina, baby. I didn't know that, John. So, yeah, once they got a hold of him, they put him in jail for charged with injuring a police horse, resisting arrest without violence, and cocaine possession.

[John Clay Wolf]

So injuring a police. What, y' all think he was slapping.

[J.D. Ryan]

A horse on the butt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he white, black, Latina or other? Baba, you go first.

[Bobbo]

Man. That's a tough one, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, J.D. you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think it's tough at all. It says clearly a coked out white kid.

[Bobbo]

I got to go with J.D. on that.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to go with other. It's a white person but a coked out Irish guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's drunk.

[Michael Turley]

I and everything get angry when they get drunk.

[Bobbo]

Is Irish other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I think it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it is.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't know how good at this, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

White American versus white.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Horse. He was attracted to a horse. Here we go. A horse drew him in. Hey, dj, Was the, was the cop on the horse when the culprit slapped the horse? On the horse? I believe so, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cops rarely get off their horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extremely ballsy to walk up and slap a horse's ass with a police officer on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You little coked up.

[Bobbo]

That's a Caucasian thing, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm white, black, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Almost every other race.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go. I don't know what I'm gonna go. This is a hard for me. Really, I can't take a pass. No, it's, it's an Indian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good one. Let's just, let's, let's not go any further with that. Go ahead, tell us.

[Michael Turley]

Today, white man, 29 year old Casey Waldner. Of course y' all know ain't. It's got to be a white man because ain't no minority getting away with that.

[Bobbo]

No minority gonna even try.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't sound like this guy got.

[Michael Turley]

Away with it either.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I will bid a few cars this segment. If you'd like to, for me to put a number on yours and sell it to us. We can negotiate. I only want to talk to people. If you're just kicking tires, go to the website, givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number or your VIN number and the system will bid it immediately. If you're serious about selling one and want to talk to me directly, call in the show. 800-800-7234. I don't want to talk to people that are just, oh, we're looking, we're thinking with this, I want to save the callers on air for people who want to negotiate that have already down to reality, been to the dealership, played all the games, played all the games. They're down, you know, trying to get that last 500 right. That's the guy I want to talk to and I'll damn sure buy it. And I'll damn sure write a check. 800. 800 radio video is the call in number.

[J.D. Ryan]

If everybody tells you your car's worth 10 and you want 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, don't call me. Don't call you go to the website then. You're not bugging my computer at all. My computer will bid cars a thousand cars a minute. Give me the VIN dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

A guy next door to me recently paid 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

College football weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go get it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's pretty big weekend, John.

[Bobbo]

Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Turley just out of his waterbed this morning to do the college football report.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Early games. Oklahoma State versus West Virginia. Two ranked teams at 11 o'. Clock. Of course, the fans out in Austin, Texas takes on Baylor. That should be an ass kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the line? Is it 10 or more?

[Michael Turley]

Well, the line, John, just happens to be nine and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good guess.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and I have. We kept up with our bets.

[Michael Turley]

We didn't do anything last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the shakeout right now? Do you know? We're sitting.

[Michael Turley]

I'm. I lost $10 from the week before, so. Went back up to what, 45. Was 35. Good, good, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

As long as I'm winning, that's all that matters.

[Michael Turley]

Tcu, Iowa State. That should be a really good game.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably the game of the week, isn't it? No, no.

[Michael Turley]

Penn State later tonight versus, Versus, excuse me, Ohio State. In Ohio State, I mean those are two top 10 teams ranked. TCU's four. But Iowa State's 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Iowa State's coming off a big win and they beat.

[Michael Turley]

They beat Oklahoma. So it's that line is six and way TCU's favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Penn State right now is ranked third in the country.

[Michael Turley]

Second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if TCU beats Iowa today and Penn State loses to Ohio State, then TCU will move up to third.

[Michael Turley]

They should, I would say at least third because Georgia. Yeah, Georgia will fall. They should be Florida today. They would move to number two. Yeah. So you're rooting for Iowa State, TCU.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fans, TCU, Patterson, when he's ranked top 10, his record is one loss at home during a ranking of top 10. The little nugget.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Coach Gary Patterson of TC Horned Frogs, while his team is ranked in the top 10, he's only lost one game at home during that. My point is they know how to put their game face on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

Is this the year, John? Do they make the playoffs? You want to call it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

They still have a home game against Texas at Oklahoma, then Tech and Baylor. So they finish out the schedule pretty easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the question is, if they went out, do they get into the playoffs?

[Michael Turley]

Because the soft schedule, except for Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the rules are slanted. It's all opinion. And I asked that, you know, three weeks ago, if TCU wins out, do they go to the playoffs automatically? Probably because somebody, one loss really changes the. The gamut more than it should actually on these teams. I mean, you lose one, you just fall like to the end of the line like an Indian run.

[Michael Turley]

I, I can't see them not putting them. If they win out, they have to be in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if they went out, they're gonna have to win out with a Big 12 championship. Also because this is the first year the Big 12 championship.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's not correct. No, not correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was this year's next year.

[Michael Turley]

Now they're still going. It's when you have to win it all. Every game. Every game counts as their big slogan.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not a Big 12, no championship this year. Someone told me that. That I believed and I wasn't aware of it. Also. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of Randy. He's right here. Randy the chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, girl. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am just trying to stay warm, drinking some coffee, getting pictures from my wife and my child. Doing the snowball 5K in Fort Worth. They did it in 37 minutes and really the. The 11 year old made it and he threw up 50ft from the finish line. Nothing like a big puke at the end of a nice long run.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good pace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Following after his old man. Wait till we start partying together, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

37 minutes is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she pushed him till he puked.

[J.D. Ryan]

He pushed him hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, what do you think of it? Do, do you like marathons? 5Ks runs?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you know, I run a lot, right? I mean, I never counted how many K's it was, but yeah, I get chased all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? Yeah. By whom?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Out in the world. You know, scrounging here and there, trying to pick up nuts with cats and dogs, geese. You ever been around a goose?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I have. Yeah, that's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, gooses are meaner than hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they hang out. What's still marinas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, I got a lot of personal friends that are ducks.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're always meant to and they're pretty cool. Yeah, you know, chill.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's like whatever float. Geese were like, come here. They Spread their wings out and they're like they're nine feet wide. Go. Come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they. So what do you do?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, first I poop and then I run. I run all day, you know, But I mean, I got pretty high metabolism, right? Me and my friend Rusty, you know, we usually try to eat a light lunch at the subway.

[Bobbo]

Oh, do you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, keeps you light of the hoof so you get away from stuff like geese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geese.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, dog.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, Charles Diaz over here at Como's got that BB gun. You can't run from that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to quit smoking so much.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, cuz it's impairing your running. I was watching the other day, you got window just running across the parking lot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell you care?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I mean, I just. I care about you, Randy. The fans love you. We'd have hate to see you die. We'd hate to have me come over with my combat boot and smash your little head, you know, but it's just.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like my friend Rusty says. There's not one of us gonna get out of this thing alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, gotta enjoy it while you can.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sunshine on your face.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you, Randy. Good morning, you're on the air. Okay, bye. See ya. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hello? It's you. I got tons of them. Here's another one. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, talk to me.

[Caller]

There is a Big 12. There is a Big 12 championship game.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was told. That's what I was told.

[Caller]

They're doing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That gives them credibility for the whole DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go ahead, fan, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I'm here, sir. How you doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Okay, you all were commenting on the TCU horn Frogs and I'm a big TCU horn Frog fan actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[Caller]

And I was hearing that you guys said that there is not a Big 12 championship. There is one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said there was. I said there was. For the record, I said there was. In our sports professional, Mr. Michael Turley. I could give out his email and his cell phone number if y' all are interested.

[Caller]

There is a Big 12 championship and I think TCU can still go to the playoffs even if they lose that. Oklahoma. If Oklahoma State beats Oklahoma, therefore they would play Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, calm down and take your tinfoil hat off. If they lose, they ain't going. I'm just Telling you now. Hey, I'm as big of a fan as anybody. JD, what's my shirt say right now?

[J.D. Ryan]

It says TCU.

[John Clay Wolf]

Specifically, which one do I have?

[J.D. Ryan]

2010 Mountain West Conference Championship back to back.

[John Clay Wolf]

2010.

[J.D. Ryan]

2010 Mountain West.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a TCU fan too. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they are correct. It is instated back this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air there. Ah, hell with him.

[Michael Turley]

It's going to be at AT&T Stadium in Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. 800, 800 7234. JD Turley, Bobo and myself comprise the My Name Show. John Clay Wolf show. Remember, giving the vin.com is where you go to sell your car or just call in. If you're serious, we'll take one on the air.

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Dylan, Y' all was talking about that a couple weeks ago.

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller]

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Good. What you got?

[Caller]

20002013 F150 55,000miles XLT leather, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like a dealer. Are you with dealing? No, sir. Okay. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive.

[Caller]

What color the silver. A two tone silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey now, everyone. College football Saturday here in Texas. Here in football land.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Really? We're between the mustangs and the horn frogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

The horn frogs are good. The Mustangs are the Mustangs.

[Bobbo]

That's like a whole different denomination down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. You got McConaughey. What are you thinking? About the horn? About the longhorns this year.

[Bobbo]

Got your Methodist. You got your longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Got your football. People, what do I think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Matthew McConaughey or is that buster Dicks?

[Bobbo]

That's me. Buster Dick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I didn't know who I was talking to. You have him queued up potted up.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the our politician house.

[Bobbo]

Every time I do a radio interview and I do a few, you know, being a state representative and everybody always says, oh, you trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey. Listen, I have talked this way since 1979, okay? Since Matthew McConaughey was a little toddler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Wishing he could be a famous actor or a state representative like me. I just. I just approach it like, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the Story that Buster had about his Vietnamese girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

That's Corrin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corrine. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It'd be the same thing, except Corinne's is taller.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and they sure can cook.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God. You said she could just magically make donuts.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she could. This woman. And I never seen her shop for groceries and she never had no ingredients in the house. She could make donuts out of nothing in no time at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she drive Alexis with high miles?

[Bobbo]

She did when I met her. When I met her.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you ready? You got her. You got her wrecked, didn't you?

[Bobbo]

No, I bought her a little case Camry.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Camry.

[Bobbo]

She liked it. She wrecked it too. But we have insurance. You know, down Austin's. Austin's a bad place to drive on Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's terrible.

[Bobbo]

You know, especially down at Little.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of one way street. Little Korea town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew in Fort Worth. 07 Accord EXL with 100 on it. You want 6500 for it. That's an old body style. Is this six cylinder?

[Caller]

Yeah, the V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

V6, yeah. Have you had any other offers?

[Caller]

No, it's just been sitting on this little lot next to my yard right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like for sale or just sitting there.

[Caller]

Collecting for 7,500 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller]

There's some friends next door. They're gonna try and sell it for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What are they gonna charge you to do that?

[Caller]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fair. Do you have the title?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me knocking by the rolling Stones. I hear that. The background. You know, that reminds me. Charlie, we need to talk about Hooters Bourbon. Somebody go get hooter because the knocking bourbon that died and we sold it. We never followed up on that story. 07 Honda Accord V6, black. Two door, four door.

[Caller]

It's the four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was hoping it was a two door. They're worth more than when they're two doors.

[Caller]

Leather, tan leather. Seated seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Let me. Let me. Let me just tell you. So average mmr, which is auction prices, what they're bringing in the sale barn is four grand. That's what. That's what dealers are paying for these cars. That's the liquid real market commodity price on it. I'll get four grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does four grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Bye. Kevin, good morning. You're on the air. Kevin.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I wanna. They've got your license plate number. I want to show you something. So I'm logged in to give Me the VIN right now. I'm going to put in L, R, N. Wait a minute. L. Oh, God damn. D.J. he screwed it up. FTC 3167 is the license. What state, Kevin, is it? Abilene. Registration? Texas. Okay, so what I'm doing here. Kevin called in from Abilene. He's got a car. I don't even know what the car is, but I've got the license plate plate number, and I'm giving the vin.com. i mean, give me the vinyl. And I'm putting the license plate in.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

To show the listeners how our new technology works. It's awesome. Hang on. I got to put in some fake miles just to make it so I can get through this. Seven, six. No, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

He just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he's saying. Yeah, fake miles. You get it? Like. Okay, so is it a 15 Accord EXL? Yes. Bingo.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did I know that in the last. The last six of the VIN is 020202. All right, so what's the mission here, sir? You want to sell it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, I'm in. I'm leasing it right now, and my lease will be due up.

[Michael Turley]

February.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles?

[Caller]

2, 990.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you called and gotten your lease payoff? Your early term last? Like, what's it cost to buy the lease out right now?

[Caller]

19, 205.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're close, you're close, you're close, you're close. I think I'll give 20,000 for it, but I can't go to Abilene and pick it up. If you bring it to me, I'll give 20. If I've got to go give it. Go get it. I'll give 19, 750.

[Caller]

I thought y' all came and got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we do 19, 7:50. I'll come get it.

[Caller]

Let me think here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've got a. And I've got to take my money and go pay off your lender to get my title. So that takes.

[Caller]

That's what I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll tie. That'll tie up my 19,000 for 45 days. Do this. Go. Go to Give me. Hang on. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Said, talk to John on the radio. He said 20.

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then what?

[Caller]

Well, I just don't know if y' all receive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Received it. When did you put it in?

[Caller]

Probably about 20 minutes ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, man, we're. We're working. We received it. We've got Hundreds of of in inputs. Right now. We've got a room full of guys are working through them right now. Just. You gotta. If you put it in, then you've got an autoresponder for my system. So I want you to reply to that autoresponder with pictures and say, john, hit me at 19 grand on me. 19. 7, 50 if y' all come get it. 20 if I bring it to Fort Worth and I'm ready to do it. And they'll figure it out. Thank you, Kev. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Hooter. Good morning. Good morning. God, I'm sorry. I got all into geeked out car crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin was long winded.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got to be careful with taking those calls and get in too deep. I know. That's all right. But I did want to show everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

How interesting how that works, how the.

[John Clay Wolf]

License plate decode works. Hooter works in the buyer's office. What do you think about the license plate Dakota? I like it. It makes things a lot easier in case there's a. There's kind of a. If there's an error on the van, it helps. Do you have any angry customers this week? What's. Something funny that's happened? No, no, nothing funny. Nothing. Nothing funny. Nothing laughable.

[Michael Turley]

He doesn't find it laughable, but he's. He's had a bad streak of lifter noise on motors that people don't like to tell them everything that's wrong with their vehicle. Hooter takes a personal. Personal. Which I don't blame them because they lied to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, lies not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we. When we go to pick the cars up after we bought them and we start the car up, it goes. The engine. Yeah. And we're like, hey, dude, you forgot to say that the motor's falling out of it. How about that? Until today. How about that? Cash me outside. How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So instead of saying we're not gonna buy it, we just say, go get it fixed and we'll come back and pick it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Satan]

That's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just easy enough. Yeah. Who does that? Do those conversations go smooth? Let me re. Rephrase. When that happens, do they know that they're caught lying or do they act stupid? Typically, if they're being pretty cool about it, then, you know, maybe something's up. You know, if they. If they fly into a rage, then, you know, there might be something else. So real quick, we Hooters Bourbon. We did a contest a while back. Whoever Suburban, date of what day Hooters Suburban was going to die. Speaking of lifter noise. It had a lot of it and it never died. But it started shutting down like. Like its organ functions started. Check. Engine lights coming on. It was stuck in second gear. Was the joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For three months. So he was taking the side roads to get home because he lives close to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he finally said, you know, I can't. We were waiting for it to die so we could give it to a listener. But it never did. So we hauled it to the auction and sold it. And it brought $1,000. Thousand year.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a song there somewhere. I'm stuck in gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was amazing. And then we put that $1,000 towards the purchase of a Cadillac Deville. Just beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a Cadillac Deville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being a gimme the village changed his life, I'm telling you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by Carson radio. We'll be back. Uno momento. Poor for more. Thanks.

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I think Aerosmith may be overrated. I'm not sure. What do you think, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Overrated?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, that's ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song. It's great. Toys the Addict's a great album.

[Bobbo]

I like it a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. But are they better than kcdc?

[J.D. Ryan]

If a man can redo a song you're famous for and it sounds good or better, maybe you are overrated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they better than Sticks? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean they're a hell of a lot more famous than Sticks.

[Bobbo]

Probably. But Sticks is a frog rock band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they better than Uriah Heap?

[Bobbo]

Probably, yeah. Certainly more recognized, recognizable right out of the gate. I mean they're not like Boston or Queen. You don't pick them in three notes. But once you hear Steven Tyler, I mean, yeah, you know Terrace, Nobody screams like he does. Toys in the Attic's awesome. I should go home and listen to that today. What's the album that had hangman jury on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember that.

[Bobbo]

Don't you die on the track. Don't you lay on the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

That was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris and Austin, good morning. Thanks for joining the program. Thanks. Doing Good. I see. 06 Dodge, 200,000 mile, four wheel drive diesel. Cruise it. A SLT or a Lariat? Lar.

[Caller]

Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 59? Yeah. And 06 is a 5 9. Is it seven grand? Yes, sir.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

7,000.

[Caller]

7,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Does that buy it? Probably not. I want to buy it. How much is it? That's what I was telling everybody earlier. I want callers. If, if you just want to kick tires, I want you to go to the weather website, givemetheven.com. you can enter your license plate or your VIN number and it'll bid the car immediately. But got for the radio show, for the, for the listeners. We've got hundreds of thousands of people listening to us. We want to negotiate, we want to do business, impress our crowd. Chris, what's it take to buy your truck?

[Caller]

10 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

105 buys it. So if I give you 10, 5, I own it?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nice or is it rough?

[Caller]

It's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a man of your work? Word?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Yes. What's fair about it? Does it. What money do I need to spend on this truck? Body, mechanical, cosmetic. There's.

[Caller]

The bumper's got a dent in it and the front fender's got a little dent in it. And the driver's side seat is a little wore up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what if I fix that stuff myself and you didn't fix it and I give you 10,000? Did we do a car deal?

[Caller]

I think I gotta take 10 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not serious about selling? Man, I don't. I've been doing this 22 years and I don't think you're real. I think if I gave you 10, 5, I think.

[Caller]

I don't think for 105 I could get another truck like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what we're saying. He. You don't want to sell, you just want to talk about it. So if I gave you 10 5, you're not even. You're going to hide it from me when I'm like, where's my truck? You like, oh, he never called us back. He won't answer the phone. Okay, Chris, I own it. 10 5. Now what are we going to do? I bought it. I'm going to pick it up Monday. Oh, yeah, I'm Going to pick it up. You can bring it to me. Fort Worth. I'm going to put you on. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought this truck for 10, 5. And my buyers will get with you and get you paid. 800-800-722-34. 800, 800 radio. We're not going to talk about Bobbo farts. We've already.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farts and Mason jars. Baba, were you putting together, like, a Columbia house? Like a week, part of the week kind of deal?

[Bobbo]

That's a totally fabricated story. I'm much too classy for anything like that. Sophomore humor. You won't get that from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, Bobbo, if we can't get that from you, we might not need you here.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true.

[Bobbo]

Well, what are you gonna do about that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you don't have to be here.

[Bobbo]

Well, where would you like me to be?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you could.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can. You could be out the door. You could be in your car, heading up. We're in the cold country where you came from.

[Bobbo]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Your ego's writing checks that your personality can't cash, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not the personality. It's just. I mean, if you want to get all sideways with me and start this BS about we're below you and our sophomore humor is below you in your class level, you know, you have higher standards than that, then maybe you just don't need to be around anymore.

[Bobbo]

Say poopy. Maybe we should say one more time, poopy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, I don't need to say anything. You know, I'm just telling you, if you're too cool for us, then get the hell out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, I think I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, if you leave, you're not coming back.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. All right, let's watch this, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shouldn't everybody take a deep breath here?

[Bobbo]

Watch this, dude. Hey, watch this, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deep breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we're losing, Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come here, Boba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, I can do Rush Limbaugh better than you, you fat bastard.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What if you leave?

[Bobbo]

Come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you leave, you're not coming back. If you leave, you're done. Bowie, Texas. No count. AM radio car's gonna get repoed. You'll be right back where you were, boy. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to talk anymore. Don't you get mad at me. Hey, speaking of getting mad in the. In the wake of the big hurricane in Puerto Rico. Did you hear this? This is. This is actually bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attention.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tiny company in Montana called Whitefish Energy holdings announced it has been given a 300 million dollar contract to rebuild the power structure in Puerto Rico. The only problem is this company is two years old and as of two weeks ago had two employees. It's. It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of the things have three.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it is two. Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scratch an unemployed ass.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know what happened there. Some of the hourly rates. Rates that. This, that, that this. The company is charging. You ready? Site Supervisor gets 330 an hour. Supervisor gets 442 an hour. Lineman. Just the lineman. I am a lineman from the county. $319 an hour in Puerto Rico. Yes. Yeah. Lodging is $332 a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care. Jason, good morning.

[Bobbo]

You don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just larceny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, you got a question about the title? Jason, you there? Guess he's not there. He's still on the board. We'll talk to other people. Good morning. You're on the air about 4. Hey, you there, sir? Yeah. What you got?

[Caller]

I. I have a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

On this. On the 7.3s that are on the boards. What's the. What's the last year that they put those out?

[John Clay Wolf]

2003. They split. They split it in 03. In 03 they split. Split it between six liters and seven threes. So in the first. The first version of the 6 liter was the worst 6 liter. They were breaking down on the transport trucks. Jeff, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi. The answers to your questions. A. They're not better than Aerosmith. They are. They are better than Sticks. And the unasked question. No, they are not better than Bull Moose Jackson who did the original version of big 10 inch record in 1952.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you from, Jeff?

[Caller]

Louisville.

[John Clay Wolf]

You listening to us on KZPS 92.5 Lone Star.

[Caller]

That's the one. And, and, and again. Is Turley still hanging around you guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's right here. But. Bob, what's up, man? Yeah.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Charlie.

[Caller]

Are you still a. I am, yes.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. What is that? You didn't dump it, did you? No. Why would I dump that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because people are weird, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. On the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bizarre Morning.

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I got a 1937 Chevrolet coupe and a 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I lost Him. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Satan]

Wow.

[Caller]

Hey, older truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what by. How about that? How about an older duck, an older cook stuff. Oh, I. I mean if it's like a. Like how old? I can't hear you. I don't want. I don't want classic cars. Go to the website and give them to us. Everybody starts talking. This is not classic auto swap. Classic auto trader not.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just too many variables.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody wants 20,000 and everybody stuff's worth eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's classic and they seeing Barrett Jackson next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

They call them swap meets for a reason because nobody wants to sell their. Their 72 impala for what it's worth. So they swap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi. F250 diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

It's a 2008. It's got 128, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

128998 leather cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. Start over. Whoa. Oh. 8F250 four wheel drive with 125.

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't know if it's four wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it. Go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com. you can put your vin or just your license plate in and the system will bid it immediately. It's just too complicated. I need to talk about this Bobbo thing. Even if he's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you wearing a bad mood?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened? I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

That just exploded out of left. He got mad at you and now he's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do y' all think about baba being gone? Caller, you're on too.

[Caller]

Yeah, what's. What's up with Bible man? Tell him to get his ass back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's just. Dude, he's, he's. He's. He's found Jesus or something. He's acting like he's too good for us. I mean, he's the worst minded guy in the whole thing.

[Caller]

I mean, did he have a rough night or what? What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he was getting jealous to me because I've been losing weight with these diet pills I'm on and, And I think maybe. So I hooked him up with some diet pills and he's been real edgy. I think he's doubled down and on him and it's tripping him out. I think he's on a speed freak run is what's happening.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean those diet pools are. They're illegal in like, you know, 35 states. John, I hate to tell you, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, are they bad for you?

[Caller]

No, they're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

St. Angelo to Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Angelo. Thank you, sir, for listening to us on the Bear. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Jason, we're fixing to go to break. I'm going to answer your question about your title on your car during the break. Okay?

[Caller]

Good deal.

[Bobbo]

Good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Be right back. Mama told me when I was young sat beside me my only son and listen closely to what I say and if you do this it'll help you some sunny day I. Well, take your time don't live too fast Troubles will come never we'll find a woman and you'll find love don't forget son there is someone up above and be a. Will be something you love and understand Baby feel simple kind of thing Won't you do this holy son if you can. Get your lust for the rich man's go all that you need is in your soul and you can do this if you try all that I want for you my son Just be satisfied and be a simple kind of thing or be something you love and understand Let me feel kind of do this all the time if you can. Sam. Or don't you worry you find yourself follow your heart and nothing else you can do this open way if you try all that I want for you my son is to be satisfied and be a simple kind of thing Will be something you love and understand Let it be a simple. Number on Derek or Billy or even Jamie. DJ I need a license plate number on Jamie, Derek or Billy or all three. Jason, I forgot to help you with the titles. Email me jwolf.com I'll answer J. Wolf. Gowolf.com.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Givemen.com we don't beat your question Carmax offer. They'll kiss your ass. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Babo. Babo's gone. Babo quit. Babo's left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now what do we do with the rest of the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll make it. I was doing this before I met him.

[Commercial Voiceover]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. You are. I was doing this before I met you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'll play Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it doesn't work. I'll do Bro Rush. No, can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got Russia. You got Rush on The isdn. We'll get to him for you guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's Satan.

[Satan]

Hi, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[Satan]

Prince of Darkness here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning.

[Satan]

Yeah, listen, what are you rattling Bob all for?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was rattling me. He was sitting there telling me that he too good for our humor, that we're offensive to him, that he's like the guy in Austin. Do you have the clip from the guy in Austin?

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley called you a sophomore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sophomore, yeah.

[Caller]

This is Gabriel in Austin, Texas. And I'm very offended by the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if Bobbo wants to be like an Austinite, then he needs to.

[Satan]

Go to Austin, you know, and you can take this for what it's worth, but a lot of times, you know, Bobbo can be joking about a deal like that. Yeah, you just can't tell because he's so straight faced.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Satan]

You ever notice he never laughs?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he got up and left.

[Satan]

He's kind of like a sad guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he's sad.

[Satan]

When he calls you sophomoric, he probably means like freshman and a half or something, you know, you ought to give him a break.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's still not very complimentary.

[Satan]

Actually. He asked me to negotiate this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever had a woman, Satan, that just keeps leaving you and sooner or later you've got to put your foot down and say, you. You walk out that door again, this is it.

[Satan]

I got kicked out of heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he did.

[Satan]

That's a long way down, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did?

[Satan]

Yeah. And there were no people here at the time, so I'm hanging around with alligators and catfish. What a. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't think so? What's your point? Why are you here?

[Satan]

Well, first of all, I think Bobbo just. Just wants to. Wants to come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Satan]

Yeah, yeah. He said he forgot his coffee.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you've got a direct line to him.

[Satan]

Yeah, well, we've been talking, you know, we've been close for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell him to come get his coffee, get his hell out of here.

[Satan]

Two conditions. One for you, one for me. First of all, you have to apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to apologize to who?

[Satan]

To Babo. And if. If you'll get him back, I'll get his soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so wait, did he say if you. If you. What about JD's?

[Satan]

Well, maybe I'll take a half of JD's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't offer it.

[Satan]

No, but you got a lot of soul, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christian. Good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Hey, did you get Bobo? Back in or I just. Do I need to call you an a hole?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we. We. We. He started acting like that and told him to leave. You heard what I said. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

[Caller]

It sounded like you were a little rough on him, though. I think JD Will agree with.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree totally. I mean, you got out of control really quick, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. He. He's a huge part of the show. He's the great voice, man. He's. He's funnier than any of us.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's got the devil negotiating for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the devil negotiating for him. Yeah.

[Satan]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think we should. What do you think, Chris? Do you think we're better with him or without him?

[Caller]

You're definitely better with him. But I respect you too, John. I'm a Democrat. I don't. I can't really say that, but I respect you. You're the glue that holds everything together. But you got to get Bobbo back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's. He's. He's the seasoning. I mean, we've been together a long time, but, you know, sometimes you just got to put your foot down when somebody. This didn't just happen on the air day. He's been plugging at me for a while. While.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just needling. We. We've been. He's been getting drunk and I. He's been getting drunk and calling me.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does that.

[Bobbo]

He does.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does the midnight 1am calls and.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, all of his personal problems. I'm a drinker too, but all of his damn personal problems. And I'm a friend of his. But I mean, good Lord. I mean, this gal that he was married to that came back into his life, she just left him. And then she comes back and it's got his head all whacked out. I kind of just sent him out. I don't think it's real. I think he'll be back.

[Caller]

Maybe he needs a pay raise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't that what it always rolls down to? Satan. Satan. Satan. Satan. What? So what. What's the deal?

[Satan]

Yeah, that's. That's been my insight for Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Satan]

For a long time. It's the dollars, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Satan]

Yeah. And he doesn't even want him. You know, he doesn't. Ah, he's living out in the sticks. You know, you can for. For 15 bucks a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

You can live like a. Like high on the hall. Not really. And I like hog dogs, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were kicked out of heaven?

[Satan]

Sure. Yeah. You ever hear that story, it's. It's hard to find. It's actually not in the Bible. Okay. You have to go back and read your Dante to get. This story has a horrific time. The old man, you know, I just made a suggestion.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[Satan]

That's all I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[Satan]

I said, you know, listen, this, this gravity thing. Yeah. That's gonna screw up everything. Yeah. Not immediately, but over the course of a few thousand years. The continental drift, tides, I don't think hurricanes, what it was about at all. I'm like, come on, God. A little bit of design flaw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Satan]

He flies off the handle and tosses me out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's what happened.

[Satan]

Me and about a third of my friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Satan]

That was a. I'm still a little butt, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk to Billy and Grapevine real quick. I've got his plate number and I wanted to show people that. Give me the VIN, the new system, how it works. DVG0699. Billy, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what I'll tell you about this car. I'm not looking at anything. I just got the plate. I asked DJ Prek just to put the plate number up so I could show the listeners how this works. Is it a 2011 LTZ Crew Cab Chevy?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. All right, so how many miles?

[Caller]

97,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And I can tell you about this car real quick. Just off the plate. Bust. That has a clean carfax and a clean auto check. I cannot tell you. I need to ask you these questions. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yeah, the Chrome 20 is factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a two wheel drive. It's. It's the, it's the smaller. It's not a 6.2. Does it have rear? Does it have a roof or navigation?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither. Okay, so it's more like a LT with LTZ badge on it. Okay. And it's got a 99,000 miles on it. What color?

[Caller]

I97.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually. Don't.

[Caller]

Don't tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I was going to say don't tell me what color, cuz based off of the. Okay, I can tell you if you already told me it's dark blue. It's dark blue. But it will say here view vehicle noted as blue in Denton, Texas in 2011 when you registered it. Pretty neat, huh? So I will give. I'll give, I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. 16 grand. Okay. All right. Is that by.

[Caller]

Probably pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should. All right, let me know. Just go. Give me The VIN diamond. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did we. Did we negotiate Babel back with the devil or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Devil, Satan, what are we doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just confused.

[Satan]

Hey, balls in your court, man. I really don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you and Babble were buddies.

[Satan]

Yeah, well, I mean, we all have friends and people we're fond of, and I. I've been after this guy for a while, but I'm Satan. I don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't care about anything. Nah, man, you wouldn't know that by listening to, say, Joel Osteen. He's sort of like. You do care about people.

[Satan]

Yeah, but when you've been alive for, you know, 4 million years, I mean, it's a drop in the pan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Satan, what do you think we should do? I mean, does he. Did he tell you he wants to come back?

[Satan]

Yeah, he kind of acted like he did. I think he said he. He only ate half his burrito or.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, something.

[Satan]

So burrito's still over here on the couch? Yeah. He seems motivated to me and I know motivation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does he have any terms?

[Satan]

I think the apology. What he's willing to give his soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

What apology?

[Satan]

He says you were picking on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Satan]

Something about farts in a jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants me to apologize about that.

[Satan]

He said he felt blindsided. He turned on his Facebook yesterday morning and this thing's been up since the 24th with a big old picture of Bob and says he's selling farts in a jar.

[J.D. Ryan]

You also called him a small market radio amdj.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Did you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Satan]

Well, sure. That would get under his skin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you bet.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Satan]

I mean, you know, I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I certainly do. I've been there. I may go back there anytime. In fact, when I got on the show, we certainly went back there, didn't we?

[Satan]

Well, don't get weird and walk out.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. I've had enough. Satan upset me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Derek. Derek and roulette.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took the plate number that you gave me. I put it into the homepage of givemetheven.com and I came up with a 16 Ford Truck Lariat. And the last registered miles it were 10, so it's pretty new. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

52,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you haven't been taking it into a place that reports to Carfax for the oil changes?

[Caller]

No, there's a place right here by the house and around that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I can also. I can also tell. Let's see what. Don't tell me what color it is. Vehicle noted. Is black. Is it black?

[Caller]

It is black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Pretty neat, huh? So we've got a 16F350. Is it a dually or single wheel? Single wheel, 20 inch wheels.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that have some sunroof?

[Caller]

Has moonroof, leather seats, heated, cooled. Tow package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got big miles. Long bed or short? It's gonna be a long bed if it's a. If it's a single wheel.

[Caller]

It is long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got the.

[Caller]

The fifth wheel package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 40 grand buyer now.

[Caller]

You. You were hiring that on the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

46. It's too high in a 44 on the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 52, I. I told you, my. My computer will bit him better than I do.

[Caller]

I am. But on the radio a while ago you said you were serious about buying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I am, but if you. Okay, so hang on. So the computer. The computer told you what it told you a range, right?

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

From what to what?

[Caller]

I don't remember the range. Then one of your guys called back and said. Or emailed me back and said that offer 44.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you had a 44 offer and now you're calling me and telling me it takes 46.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, I tried to negotiate 46, but they wouldn't go with 46.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because 44 is all of it. Absolute all of it. I'm. What the hell are we doing give them 44 grand for this truck anyway? It's a single wheel. One time that. I mean, if these things are hard to sell. Yeah, I'm glad you passed. You should have taken it too late. Offers off 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[Michael Turley]

No, no hitbacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio turned on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever. Buyers in the. Give me the VIN buyer's office listing, please send him the thank you and pass on negotiation letter. I mean, not giving 44 grand for a single wheel one time with 55, 000 miles on it. They're hard to sell.

[Michael Turley]

He may have put it in wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dually. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he may have put it in the system wrong too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who knows? It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. He may be. No, I'm gonna pass. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Bill O'Reilly. Since we had Satan on the show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. What's this deal with Bill O'Reilly talking about the devil?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, actually. Well, so Bill O'Reilly's mad because, you know, he has to pay like $32 million because he's been horrible harassing women. Yeah, well, listen who Bill Riley is.

[Caller]

Mad at, Am I mad at God?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm mad at him. I wish I had more protection. I wish this stuff didn't happen. I can't explain it to you. Yeah, I'm mad at him. If I die tomorrow and. And I get an opportunity, I'll say, why'd you guys work me over like that? Didn't you know my children were going to be punished and they're innocent? But then I think about people have a much, much rougher than me and.

[Caller]

You know, I'm a big mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a target.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that real good lie?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's live. Do it live.

[Bobbo]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll write it and we'll do it live.

[J.D. Ryan]

He really said that thing sucks.

[Michael Turley]

He sure did say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. satan, are you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, are you. Are you a fan of Billows?

[Satan]

Well, tell you, I never enjoyed his show, but man in person, he's a really nice guy. Great writer. You read that?

[Bobbo]

Killing Kennedy, all of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Holy God, pardon the phrase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Satan]

Man writing great books. They just tossed the amount of Fox. But that's, that's the way it's going now, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Satan, I'm thinking about this Bob O thing. I want to let the listeners give their input before we talk to him.

[Satan]

That sounds like a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, listeners, call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in and let me know if you think Bobbo should come back, if I should call him and ask him to come back or if we're better off without him. I'm serious. I want yalls input. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. Does Bobbo get the gong? Do I hold my. Do I hold my line in the sand? Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe you should.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or do I crater for he should.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come back and I should. Should be gotten rid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe so. And. Or should we get rid of J.D.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I vote that if one's got to go, who should it be?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's going to be. Oh, I'm going to. This is going to be bad for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inquiring minds want to know. We'll be back in just a minute. 800, 800 radio call and let us know.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com coming up.

[Commercial Voiceover]

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[Bobbo]

You can do it in your underwear. He doesn't need a new six disc remastered sergeant Pepper collection because he only listens to the Beatles when he's stoned. The bejesus belt. He doesn't cook breakfast on weekdays because he's convinced that the breakfast jack is one of God's perfect foods. His coffee is better than yours because his coffee is laced with scotch. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim and clear like, good morning. Bring me up.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller]

I know I was telling the other guy just that I want to call and say y' all thank you. Very seldom you get a phone call and say how good of a job you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what did we do?

[Caller]

Y' all bought. Actually, we sold y' all my wife's Mercedes. That was gonna be a trade in. They were way off the mark. So I was actually sitting making the deal on the new car when I text y' all the or send y' all the in. And man, y' all just made it happen. It was good. Y' all worked with us. We had actually lost the title and y' all worked with us, got the, you know, we got the lean release and y' all were able to make it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for a bunch of smart ass cutups on the radio, I, I, you're right, people don't see it, but our business side of us is like aces straights.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I was dealing with, with, and forgive me, I forget his full name, but it was Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he, Was it? Did he have like a gay guy's voice or is it a black guy?

[Caller]

Oh, no. Well, we dealt everything over text. I never even had to talk to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that amazing that we did the whole train. We really are the Amazon.com of car buyers. They just don't hang on. I gotta grab this real quick. Saw fat man whining to devil. Michael. Good morning.

[Caller]

Well, good morning. Yes. I was driving down the street here in Oklahoma city. It's a beautiful morning and I'll be darned if I didn't see a fat man man whining to the devil just crying like a little girl on his shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe and Louisiana, good morning.

[Caller]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller]

You got to keep Bobo because the only thing that's going to be better is putting your wife on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my name is John Clay wolf and she's not going to sing ab his greatest hits. They've already paid her. It's over, man. We'll be back in a minute.

[Commercial Voiceover]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Your underwear.

[Commercial Voiceover]

You know, you.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I really enjoy the show presented by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoy listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we sure appreciate you and we sure miss bo.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too bad he had to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got your feelings hurt and you got crossways with him and then he gets his feelings hurt, which you know he'll do. You know, he carries his feelings on his shoulders and then you guys just locked up on each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we'll see what happens. Yeah, I might talk to the devil a little more and see what he thinks. Hey, I'm gonna grab this. I want to see if my. If my plate. If the. Give me the VIN plate. Decoder will do a. Do a custom plate. Jerry, this 2000, it says 2010 Cobra, Shelby Cobra. Cobra is the license plate. Webad W e, b a d. That's correct. Okay, so I'm gonna put it in webad. I'[e-mail] on the home deal. We just got this new technology where we can get the vins off of your license plate. So all you got to do is put in your license plate. So I'm gonna put it in and Bam, there it is. Okay. It's 2010. Don't tell me what color it is. I'm gonna tell you then you tell me if I'm right.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Psychic. Yeah, like Ms. Chloe, right? Oh, I might not be telling them. I don't see it here anywhere because a lot of times it says vehicle noted as certain color. Yeah, and this one does. Wait past inspection. See, I'm looking at the Carfax report.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no color. Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me, don't tell me. I found some more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. There's more?

[John Clay Wolf]

But when the red. Yeah, Black. It's black. It's black. Is it black, Jerry?

[Caller]

No, it's purple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So the guy that did it didn't know the difference between purple and black. It says black here twice. Okay, cool. So what we'll do here is I'm getting lazy. I'm getting tired of building all these cars, so I'm just letting my. I built a computer to do it. Did you know that I was voted in my high school class J.D. most likely to create a machine that copies and delivers homework.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's kind of what this is. That's kind of a shortcut.

[Bobbo]

That's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Houston Lane, you were onto something. Does this car have navigation?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 11, 000 miles?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

24, 000.

[Caller]

No, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

The number really is 23. I bumped it up to 24 because I like the miles so much. What? What's it take? It's just that body styles aging out that OC7 through yours. What? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Takes $30,000 to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do that. That's full blown ass retail. You're going to need to find a collector. You're going to do a lot of test drives and listen to a lot of people that can't pay for it. But that's cool. If you get tired of trying to retail it, come back and we'll still give it up. I'll give good money for an 11,000mile car all year long. It doesn't. No time limit. 800. 800-72348. 800 radio devil. You're well, J.D. you're in the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do have some do have some news. We talk about the National Football League and the big over saturation. They're talking about network executives scrambling to solve the growing problem of crashing ratings for the National Football League by cutting games to End the perceived oversaturation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're gonna stop playing so many games like Thursday night. They think that's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not the problem.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it is, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think so?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's bad games on Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

How come you. It wasn't last year then? We had the same number of games.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, they were down last year, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

The number.

[Michael Turley]

The numbers have been going down for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

But didn't they drastically drop this year?

[Michael Turley]

The Thursday at first, when it first started Thursday was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I was like, oh, yeah, Thursday, football, something different. And then when you have a game like this past week, Miami vs. Baltimore, who the hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody cares.

[Michael Turley]

It was a terrible game.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all about the game. Anything has to do with the pledge thing, really.

[Michael Turley]

If it does, it's barely meant. I think it's more about the games in the NFL that's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[Michael Turley]

There's so many networks that are fighting for teams. Certain networks get one good game and then another network will get another, but then there's somebody left out and they get a crappy.

[Bobbo]

So it's just over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Saturation. So you think Thursday Night Football is going to go away?

[Michael Turley]

Unless they do specialty games, maybe. Oh, here's the double. Oh, wait.

[Satan]

Did you all see what I did on Thursday Night Football?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. What'd you do?

[Satan]

I accidentally. I'd been drinking a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a surprise.

[Satan]

And I accidentally had that. That guy hit that other fella a little too hard.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, you did, didn't you?

[Satan]

Yeah, and I felt bad about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did that?

[Satan]

Yeah, I mean, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're evil.

[Satan]

I gotta quit doing evil stuff like where it's so obvious.

[Bobbo]

And they didn't even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obvious.

[Satan]

They didn't even kick the guy out of the game.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Satan]

What was his name?

[Michael Turley]

Joe Flacco was the one that got hit. Kiko, I believe, from the Dolphins.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you got the guy hurt. You don't even know his name.

[Satan]

Listen, forget all the football crap, okay? I got Bobbo back in here just like I told you. I delivered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here he is. Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bo. You all right?

[Satan]

I'm gonna.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Satan, what it be like?

[Satan]

It's fine. And I, I, I really think that you need to stay on the show. I don't think it's the same without you. Yeah, the fans have been calling in saying that Wolf's being too hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not being too hard. I'm not. This guy has been busting my balls for years.

[Satan]

Shut up for a minute. I've got a little more say than you. I know you think you're a big man and all, but look at me. I'm the devil. Just hear me out, Bob. We made the deal with the soul. So are you good or what? What? What made you leave? What? Why are you being so. So testy?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, the guy says, hey, man, if, you know, if you don't want to be here, don't be here. I said, well, where do you want me to be? He said, you can get out. So I said, you know what?

[Satan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but Bob, I mean, since you quit drinking, dude, you've been hard to be around.

[Bobbo]

Well, when's the last time you quit drinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I haven't quit drinking.

[Bobbo]

That's why I'm so fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you got a little punchy John.

[Satan]

No listed. Wolf, we need to talk about you and your drinking on a different topic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, cuz you're drinking, man.

[Satan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

See, cuz when you're. When you're clean and sober like me and J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just.

[Bobbo]

You're going to. You're going to be amazed how. How good your life is. Just quality wise, man. See, get off the diet pills, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just a little bit overweight. I mean, I'm 45. I need to lose about £10. I don't have time to work out.

[Bobbo]

I'm a certifiable fat bastard. Listen, after you're 40, it doesn't matter. It's okay. Your wife loves you. People love you. People love me, you know, it's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

The diet pills are making you punchy. That makes sense. You're all hyped up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The devil got you on speed.

[Bobbo]

It's like an episode of Cops.

[Satan]

He's like, wolf, don't listen to them.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly what happened. The devil got emotional.

[Bobbo]

What would Satan say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, of course that's how it happened.

[Satan]

It's all good. You, like, don't listen. They're bomb. Either one. But on the show, are you doing. If you're going to call the guy a speed freak, then you know, I can only do what I can do.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, the spade's a spade. We're all, we're all friends on the program, Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, listen, we love you. You're hilarious. I've been with you. You've been with me for what, 10 years now?

[Bobbo]

Or 11, man. Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 0607. We want you to stay, but. But you just got to calm down and quit bitching so much. Can you quit bitching so much.

[Bobbo]

Well, I didn't really bitch, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever since that gal, your ex wife came back and then she left and you quit drinking and your mom's on your case and you're busting my chops all the time. I'm working like a dog, like 90 hours a week.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you should have seen that chick, though, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow, you're still in it, Bob.

[Satan]

I'll tell you something. There's no piece of tail worth losing your bros over.

[Bobbo]

It's bros before hoes hearing that. But listen, for me, living in a small town and everybody's married.

[Satan]

All the.

[Bobbo]

All the good ones are married, you know, and not. Not catching on at all, man. Woman was a firecracker. If she came back today, I'd think about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta go to break. We gotta play music, you know, we gotta compete with dead rock stars. Yeah, it's time for that.

[Satan]

Hey, don't be making fun of dead rock stars. I've got some good ones down here with me. We'll be back in just a minute. Actually, Bobbo, since you're back, go ahead and bring us out.

[Bobbo]

Don't go anywhere. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming right up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

People talk about me, baby say I'm doing you wrong Doing you wrong don't you worry, baby. Don't worry.

[Commercial Voiceover]

You know your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighborhood because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you. And John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Givethevin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Show Announcer]

800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's bentime. We've been on since 8. You know, it's almost time for it to be over.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's time again.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time again.

[J.D. Ryan]

One more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we got coming up Right now we've got Randy the Chipmunk. He wants to talk about Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had Tony Romo's dad.

[Bobbo]

Is he coming around?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's never going to die. We had You Darvish's father Earlier. And that was awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the guy, girly. What's his name? Gelli or whatever from the Astros, was making chink eyes at him.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And that's bad? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump it yet? Girly? Guerrero was. Y' all had to dump me. Was making Chinese eyes at him. And we got his dad on here. You Darvish's dad? There's some little confusion about if he was talking about me when he'd say you or you about him.

[Bobbo]

You.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's on?

[Bobbo]

I can tell you at this time, though, however, go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd already.

[Bobbo]

The very next time this happens, there will be fatwa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fatwa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fatwa.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is fatwa?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is fatwa?

[Bobbo]

French is what the Islamic State does to people like the Salman Rushdie and the Larry David.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of putting a hit out on them.

[Bobbo]

Fatois.

[Satan]

Fatois.

[Bobbo]

Did I not say fatois?

[John Clay Wolf]

Zach, good morning. You're on the air. Zach.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a 2010 Ford F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll tell you what I did. Since you gave him your license plate number, I dumped it in the homepage of givemethevin.com. i got the VIN off of it. So I can see. It's got a clean carfax. It's got a clean auto check. It's a FX4. Here's the question. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, it does. It's got aftermarket wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have long leather?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the factory 20 inch wheel still?

[Caller]

I. I have a set of 2013 factory 20 inch wheels that are the same color as the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I have those instead?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I want to see a picture of it, but a lot of times the factories are. They just bring more money than the aftermarkets. Is it. Is. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. No navigation. Yes or no?

[Caller]

No navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got right at a hundred thousand miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No roof. FX4 leather. 2010 two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It showed. It did that already. I am a sixteen thousand dollar bar. Let us know. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll do it. My name is John Clay Wolf and this is our little Diddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is this song about bubble coming back? The is back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, good job, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The is backing. Boy, I'm glad to have you back. You know, we've Been together too long to be getting sideways.

[Bobbo]

Right. And I left my coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's just coffee and half of his burrito.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, you here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to get your car sold, go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate or your VIN number, and it'll instantly give you an offer.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I don't have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be weird if you had a car.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, you weren't talking to me. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell us about Halloween, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you know, the kids are all excited. We're all getting ready for the big night.

[J.D. Ryan]

What night? Oh, Halloween.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Most of the trick or treating's done. You know, tonight. Even though Halloween's on Tuesday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We may go Tuesday, too. Me and Sharond are taking the kids down there at the rich neighborhood for Nutterween.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nutterween?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They have a good day. Dress up like President Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Or the South Park Poo. Or the Walking Dead.

[Satan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And go from tree to tree begging for nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, they knock on the tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

They knock on the tree and say, nuts or butts. Nuts or butts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If they don't give them any nuts, they poop on the tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And sometimes the older ones will come back later and scratch nasty words on the branches. I think folks make a bigger deal out of the nuts or bumps thing than we used to when I was a little pup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's just me. I just send them out around sundown like my daddy used to do. Tell them, you know, be back by 10, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And you, Biggins, watch out for you, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brothers and sisters used to be able to do that. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Watch out for dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dogs and cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cats and gooses and Ted Cruz supporters.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My girl Sharonda can't have any little chipmunks. You know, she got mixed up with that squirrel from down the way last summer. I think it kind of cleaned her out. So of course she thought, well, let's go with a family. Yeah, so we all go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a lot of animals, let's go as a family. Do y' all have a half squirrel, half chipmunk baby together?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, she never quickened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quickened?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She never got a baby?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then how are y' all gonna go as a family?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She swears nothing went on. And they just laid on the waterbed and watch reruns of Three's Company. I don't know if I believe it, but love is love, you know? A lot of animals don't even trick or treat anymore. But you know those rich houses. Sometimes they'll give a little strawberry. That's a very good tree. Last year, I swear to God, over at Highland Village they all got dead tadpoles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dead.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And that was a good nutta wing.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a big deal.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And when we get back to the tree, we all scutter up to the top and bark.

[Caller]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you find?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And throw a couple of nuts over the side. Oh, in hopes that the great coon will come.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And have a couple of nuts pass us by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because you know the story.

[Jamie]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you don't bark out on nutta wing.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And leave something for the great Coon, he will eat your ass. Sometimes when they're all bedding down, it's nice and quiet. I climb down and scratch on the tree and go. And then I go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Help.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Help. The great coon's got me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

While they're all hiding, I'll steal some of their nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a game.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Climb down the patio branch and smoke a big old dog leg hooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause that's what it means to be the dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy night of ween, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. Tell Tony Romo's dad we'll get to him in just a minute. Ricky and Rotane. I know where Rotan is. That's way out there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there any dove flying? Are you a dove hunter?

[Caller]

Big time hunter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't. I've had a terrible year. I haven't found anything. Do you have anything out there? West Texas? Yes.

[Caller]

Yes sir. We. Every place we went, we limited every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is season over now?

[Caller]

Whenever quail season starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's that?

[Caller]

Somewhere. Somewhere around rifle season here in about another week or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lives by the season. I don't know. Months, days or time. I just live by season. Season. All right, we've got a 08 Super Duty with 250000 mile four wheel drive Lariat. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition. Because that's a lot of miles.

[Caller]

Well, it's actually. I had a bulletproof motor put in it at 180.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I just had $4,500 worth of front end work done to it and a new air conditioner.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should just bought a new truck instead of just rebuilt that one, man.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[Caller]

You. You're telling me, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 10 grand rig.

[Caller]

That's about What I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go load it up into the [e-mail]. we'll take a look at it there. I'm gonna. I gotta. All right, bye. 800 and if you've got the the repair order for what you're talking about, that helps. Cuz when I go to remarket it, I can prove that it's got bulletproof deal. And that's going to help me overcome those miles. 800. 800 radio is the call in number the web.

[J.D. Ryan]

November 8th is the end of dub season. In case you care.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't even shot one this year. Really? No, that's something I like to do. Romero's. Romo Romero. Romo. Tony Romo's father. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got three minutes.

[Bobbo]

Senor Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Did you catch the Thursday night football this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just saw the hit. I didn't watch the game with the Dolphin.

[Bobbo]

De la Miami Evans for Baltimore.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't do so well.

[Bobbo]

That was some game. Amateur rugby perhaps, or rocket free lacrosse. Right, because it was not much of a game a football. It was like watching little baby boys trying to play Braveheart with no swords and no Mel Gibson.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Mel Gibson.

[Bobbo]

You must understand when a game is so. How do you say. Pitifully unwatchable. The announcers of the CBS sportsable cast have no choice but to make up for the horrible performance on the field by making juice of a detective technical banter as they call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's here to plug his son's great broadcasting ability. So tell me how Tony Romo saved the day.

[Bobbo]

I only mean that my son Tony Romo is learning from the great demon nuns. But what many in laws audience that do not know is how difficult this can be. This week, Senor Nancy, take the opportunity to show to an insider's life hack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

To get through such a bad game of hoop wall. Do you want to know if he is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What is it? During the halftime they drink the Tanqueray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tanqueray?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tanqueray.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Jim. One each time the Dion Saunders says Flaco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flaco.

[Bobbo]

They are drink one shot. So by the middle of the third quarter, you notice the cameraman, he not chose the announcer so often because Jim and nuns he have taken off his jacket.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's hot.

[Bobbo]

And Tony, he have tied his $40 Stafford windmill silk tie around his head like the Rambo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's a great visual.

[Bobbo]

But to their credit they both managed to maintain their composure until the pussycat ran onto the field. Now what? The general Public does not know is that this shows the progress of Antonio's gatophobia rehabilitation.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's afraid of cats.

[Bobbo]

You have the clip, Mr. Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Listen to the professionalism.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a cat on the field, Jim.

[Michael Turley]

Season.

[John Clay Wolf]

So look. Look at this, Jim. This is like how you ran into in high school. Look at that. Perfect form extension and doesn't even get phased if there's people around. Just look. Oh, look at the change of direction. Does he get both feet in? Right here at the end, Jim turns it up.

[Bobbo]

This is very professional.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's a little drunk. Maybe rehab time.

[Bobbo]

And. And we will tell you about Tony's got a hobia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

During the next hour of the John Clay Wolf show, what we've got to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do for you guys that are fixing to lose us on the Buzz, the Buzzard and 92.5 in Oklahoma City. You're going to go to iHeartMedia Player and find us on and go to the Bear in Witchita Falls. The Bear in Witchita Falls carries the next hour off the stream. You can get that or just grab the podcast. At the end of the day, we'll be back with more. Tony Romo's dad's not going anywhere. We've got plenty of more show for you. See you in a second.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we did?

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

How long did you sign the deal with them?

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

They only give me the vin. We only sign up for six months. That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I thought. I thought we said we're not going to a main headline studio sponsor. We're not going to do it for less than two years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't close. I can't close. You can't close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, Good morning. You're on the air. Brian. Brian. Brian. Bella Vista. Brian.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Where is Bella Vista? Arkansas.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas 06 SLT Sierra. Is it a crew cam?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It's got two short doors on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back, so it's extended. Cam. Yeah.

[Caller]

Extension cap?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Leather, two wheel drive, 102,000 thousand miles. Extended cab 06. Nine grand. Nine grand? Nine grand's what's hitting my gut.

[Caller]

Nine grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need to double check that, but I think that's right. Does that Buy. I first say, does that buy it?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it?

[Caller]

I wasn't selling it. I was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I accidentally hung up on him. It was just an accident. This guy. Guy has been waiting for hours. Jamie?

[Bobbo]

Hey, Jamie, you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man. Sorry. I hope we've kept you entertained. Entertained during your eternal life. It's 20002012 Cadillac SRX. Are you glad we brought Bobbo back?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's. He's a peach. He's just a moody little. Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Moody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moody.

[Bobbo]

Feel moody.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's crazy creative. Creative people are moody.

[Bobbo]

I'm not moody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 SRX. Which version is it?

[Caller]

The performance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Performance. It's got how many miles on it? 48.

[Caller]

48. Goldish color. Kind of sandy gold color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big wheels in the factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 15 grand. Just 15 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Not close.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be close because you can buy the 15s for 22.

[Caller]

Not with those miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can. Promise. Do it every day.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me an email. Send me an email jwolfgowolf.com and I'll pull up a market report and I'll send it to you and you'll see exactly what I'm talking. I'll send you one on the 2012. And I'll send you one on the 2015. All right. Maybe they're 16s. I forgot. 800. 800-7234 is a call number. Tony Romo's dad. We had to go earlier because we ran out of time. We're back.

[Bobbo]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where we left off. I'll reset right in Romero. Correct me if I'm wrong. Last Thursday, Miami Baltimore game, Tony and Jim got drunk because it was a runaway deal. Every time. Time they heard Dean Sanders say flacco.

[Bobbo]

Flacco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then they would take a shot of tanker. They got all wasted. And Tony's got his tie on his head. And we actually got a little bit of audio from him. We'll play a clip of it. There's a cat on the field. Jim. So look. Look at this, Jim. This is like how you ran in high school. Look at that perfect form extension. And doesn't even get phased if there's people around. Just look. Oh, look at the change of direction. Does he get both feet in? Right here at the end, Jim turns it up. So Romero, is your son an alcoholic or what's the deal?

[Bobbo]

No, this was only when the game is so bad that even the announcers cannot watch. They entertain themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

They cannot Watch.

[Bobbo]

It is a testament to Tony's rehabilitation from his gatophobia.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is afraid of cats.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know this. Yes, we talked about this in the past. He's scared of the pussycats.

[Bobbo]

Since he was a little horde. He had been terrified of the pussycat as a child. Tony have the little pet gerbil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gerbil. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Which he loved very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

He named him Mr. Dicky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mr. Dicky. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Bobbo]

The famous Green Bay horseback. Lynn Dicky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lynn Dicky. I remember quite well his childhood hero. Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he used to feed him tasty dried bananas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tasty dried bananas.

[Bobbo]

And pet him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I love him.

[Bobbo]

And talk to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Let him run in his wheel. And he running it. Running?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And even walk him on a a little German leash all around the backyard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's cute.

[Bobbo]

And these were good at times. But one day, the next door neighbor's biggest Siamese pussycat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Ja. Oh, she run up and chop. She bite poor little Mr. Dicky's head around off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awful.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And his little German legs, they were still a kick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kick. Yes.

[Bobbo]

And Tony, he is devastated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, bad.

[Bobbo]

But along with Mr. Dicky's poor little head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Jazza also have swallowed the leash. And Antonio, he yanked the pussycat by the leash, clawing and hissing until he can grab her and he throw her down and across the alley.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Bobbo]

58 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a long throw.

[Bobbo]

Into the pen of the other neighbors. Bryce Doberman's Oats and Hull Oats and Haul. And Zsa Zsa the killer no can do quite efficiently and without hesitacion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And with all of the blood and devastacion Antonio, he suffered from acute gatophobia for years. For which she take up the Prozac and attended the Pussycats Anonymous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know there's a group.

[Bobbo]

And obviously the tanker right here. So allergic to the pussycat. So it's like being an alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Runs in a family.

[Bobbo]

You've never cured the gatophobia?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You only treated the symptoms?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And stay away from the pussycat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep it a distance.

[Bobbo]

So far so good. He takes it one pussy cat at a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I remember when you first came on the program. The very first day. You were telling a story about Tony in Mexico on the farm. Or maybe it was in Wisconsin. And he'd learned how to throw by throwing farm animals. And you said that he threw a pussycat 68 yards in a high tight spiral. Yes. So how did he touch it if he's so scared of it.

[Bobbo]

And even wild animals. Well, this was before, you know, poor little Mr. Dicky was murdered by the Jaja.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, people's lives are whole stories, John. And sometimes, you know, the timing can be different than what you may think is why I'm here to tell you. Brought to you by the Yum family of restaurants.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yum family, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kentucky. Kentucky Fried Chicken. Pizza Hut. A pizza.

[Bobbo]

And the always delicious Taco Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Romero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Product placement in this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul in Louisiana. Good morning, you're on the air. Paul in Louisiana. Hey, hey, 07. 07.

[Caller]

How you doing, bud?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, 07. Tundra with 150,000 miles on it. Is that the big back door or the smaller back door?

[Caller]

The bigger ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or clothes? It's low average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

Three above average. Not quite great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you were saying? Three something. Three what? Three inch lift.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got three inch left 33 and a half on it. I have the original rims. Aftermarket stereo system, yada yada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller]

Not quite. Not quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to bite?

[Caller]

I wanted. I wanted 95. That's where I wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com. put it in there. Say John said eight on the radio. Takes 95 in the info box. And send me some pictures. Let me look. As soon as I see it, I'll know if I'm in love or not.

[Caller]

All right, Sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

I live in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost you. Broke up the Louisiana phone service. Denton.

[Caller]

Yeah. Denham Springs, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was where a lot of flooding was, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, Roger, roger.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one stayed dry.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yesterday.

[Satan]

Yes, indeed.

[Caller]

No damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station you listen to us on?

[Caller]

I don't know. I'm actually on a tow boat heading to Houston and I was flipping through channels whenever I picked y' all up.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is that? That tow ride to Houston?

[Caller]

I left Baton Rouge two days ago. I'll be in Houston in another two.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a half days. Are y' all just riding the Intercontinental up? I mean, not the Intercontinental. What's it called? The Intercoastal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a towboat. So why, why is it efficient to drive a towboat from Baton Rouge to Houston? Are you going to work it in Houston for a month or two or something?

[Caller]

No, no. I can put approximately 8, 15, 18 wheelers inside one of these largest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're pushing a barge. I missed that part. So you're working. You're pushing iron right now.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, yeah, Roger, roger.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. I want to understand something. You're on a towboat, you're pushing a barge. You're the guy that I see going down the river. So, yeah, right. Now, are you loaded or are you empty?

[Caller]

I'm loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the 18 wheelers?

[Caller]

No, with the product. The product that's. Hold on, what's that? Standby. The product that you can fit in one barge is the amount of product that 15, 18 wheelers can hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how. What are you pushing right now? What's what. What's your load?

[Caller]

What? We can't tell you exactly, but it's an asphalt derivative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it top secret, like CIA?

[Caller]

No, it's just security. Security reasons. We can't disclose what we put.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, don't be pushing that illegal stuff, man. Keep clean.

[Caller]

Hey, man, look, I go to Corpus all the time. You never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep clean. Keep clean. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right in the middle of all that, he had a radio conversation. He told the guy to stand by, like you. He put his life on hold to talk to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he. He wants to sell his truck and he's going down the river.

[Michael Turley]

He could run over anything.

[Caller]

You want to stand by? I'm talking to John.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're moving it, you know, three miles an hour.

[Bobbo]

What's the cargo?

[John Clay Wolf]

A derivative of asphalt.

[Bobbo]

Asphalt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be the mush or something. I don't know. I don't know why that. I mean, I'd understand if it was something secret, like JFK assassination files.

[J.D. Ryan]

Legally, they can't tell you what's on the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I said it.

[J.D. Ryan]

The truth is out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I say last week? Yes, there was a second shooter. Yes, there's no doubt about it. Yesterday, was there evidence day of a. Because they're going through the files now. They've been released.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk about jfk. Did you read the document that talked about the bullet through the window that came in on the. On the limousine, came in from the front? Not an exit bullet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Legitimate news source.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Posted it. I mean, it's not a new source.

[Michael Turley]

It's in the documents.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in the archives. They released the archives. The JFK assessed.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but I'm saying this part wasn't like, hey, on news dust. I mean, they. Okay. I mean legitimate. The. Okay, so there was a front entry bullet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is legitimate in this life?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good question. So there's a front entry bullet.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they say.

[J.D. Ryan]

And there's another. Another source said that a British newspaper got a call 30 minutes before the assassination happened that it would happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And another source clearly states that George W. Bush was very good friends. Wait, is W. The hhw. He was a CIA man back in the day. And then he clearly knew a man. Well, that was Lee Harvey Oswald's good friend. And they had a picture of Lee Harvey in the backyard of George Bush's German friend, Russian friend's house, holding the rifle that killed.

[J.D. Ryan]

That picture was actually somebody else.

[Michael Turley]

So the Bushes killed the Kennedys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense to me. The end of Camelot 1, beginning of Camelot 2, maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where does Hillary come into all this, though?

[Bobbo]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

She had to be involved somewhere.

[Bobbo]

It's true, though. Nobody hated Joe Kennedy as much as Prescott Bush back in the day. That was common knowledge in politics.

[J.D. Ryan]

True story.

[Bobbo]

In the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, wouldn't that be wild?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God, that would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't that be something?

[J.D. Ryan]

That kind of stuff is never going to see the light of day. You got to realize what you're seeing here has been filtered and looked at and go, someday we'll let this part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they redacted a lot of it. You know, there's about 20% of it that they redacted. And they're having to vote in the Supreme Court if they're going to release it, I believe.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're letting the CIA look at it first.

[Michael Turley]

What is this going to do? This just makes more drama, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a big distraction, tie in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then there's another because Oswald went to Russia, blah, blah, blah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the drama George, reality TV roommate at Andover. Uncle is the guy who bought a dog who was friends with Lee Harvey. Okay. Russian man.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Millionaire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the picture of the gun is in that man. So there's a picture of Lee Harvey holding the rifle that killed Kennedy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And George Bush's roommate's uncle's house. I mean, you know, call me crazy. Yeah, call you crazy, but that's pretty close.

[Bobbo]

You know what I wish? I wish that Oliver Stone's movie version of JFK was all substantial factual. Absolutely. The truth. That's the version of that story I like the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Joe.

[Bobbo]

It really is. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the New Orleans deal. And the. The gay guy from New Orleans. Clay Bannister. No, Clay. Clay.

[Bobbo]

Clay Bertrand. Bertrand, who's also Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the best version. And actually, when we went through that in my freshman year at smu, our entire English class semester project from day one to the end was JFK Assassination. Really? Yeah, it was Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you come up with anything unusual? Different?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. The JFK movie was not too far off. We read a lot of books. It's been a long time. And I've been out of there since for like 25 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no doubt. Everybody agrees there's some weird stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pristine. Bullets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember details. Well, from then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I remember being absolutely convinced that there was a second spitter. Just like Seinfeld said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know what the main thing about that whole JFK thing was down there. Down there in Dallas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You know.

[Bobbo]

You know, even for November, it was. It was deathly hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It was hot that day for our.

[Bobbo]

Boys down there out of Kansas City and Milwaukee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your boys?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. The Jack Ruby was never remake guy. He wanted to be a May guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah. He wanted to be back.

[Bobbo]

He owned his own club. This is a good place. This is a good place to lower the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Anybody tell you? Strip club in Dallas in 1963.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buddy.

[Bobbo]

Forget about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Making cash.

[Bobbo]

But did you know the federal government and George H.W. bush actually contracted many of our soldiers to go and try to take out the Beard back in the day?

[J.D. Ryan]

The Beard? The Beard.

[Bobbo]

Fidelity Castro.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That son of a bastard.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is wrong with him?

[Bobbo]

Because he's a communist fascist. Okay. You know, see, he's got all the coconuts. He's got all the casinos and the rum.

[Caller]

Right?

[Bobbo]

I mean, we're not communists. He must let us drink from the well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what happened?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So we try repeatedly to take him out, but this guy's Western. That the. It was that skeptic. The Arenas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

They couldn't kill the guy. Oh, he's wasting that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who.

[Bobbo]

We actually put this chemical one time in his fazuki loose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we lost.

[Bobbo]

To try and make his beer fall out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

It wouldn't fall out.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can't even find the track anymore.

[Bobbo]

So that's where they get the thing where they say maybe Jake Ruby shot Oswald because we was part of the Mafia. He didn't do that because of that. He did it because oswald owed him $60. And that was a lot of money back then.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Vertigo. Just listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. The who and the what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't. Don't ask. He'll tell you. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[Show Announcer]

Give me the vin.com we now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I really enjoy the show presented by givemethe vin.com you're doing a great job.

[Caller]

I enjoy listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. We enjoy doing. Last time I checked, Jamie Hurst. 11 Silverado with a buck and a half on a Z71 LTZ. Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. No sunroof navigation though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Factory navigation or aftermarket?

[Caller]

Factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Average, rough or clean with 150,000 miles. Average. 10 grand.

[Caller]

That's close, but not quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

I was hoping for 12 out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, you know, split and do it before I look it up Because I'm going off the gut right now. I may be wrong. I may pull back. It's a lot of miles. High stakes poker. Split would be 11.

[Caller]

I've got a better offer than that already. Appreciate it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it can't be too much better if 12 buys it and I'm at 11. What have you got? Lay your hand down. Where?

[Caller]

Straight in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what are you buying?

[Caller]

Looking for a 2016 Dodge 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 12, what do you. And I picked it up today. What are you gonna drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

I've got an 06 Dodge 1500 that I can drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, which engine is in this one? Is it the six two or the five? Three. Okay. I mean, that's not bad. I just wanted to get it right. I'm gonna look at something real quick. 4x4v8 crew cab. 5 3. Hang on. I'm gonna make my decision. Decision. Survey says. Drama. Drum roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. Average, rough or clean? One more time. In what color?

[Caller]

Average and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

White's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of like me. Average and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it for 12. All right, go to go. Load it up into the website with the vin number. Just take your plate number, put it in there, send the pictures. Say john bought this for me for 12. It can't have a deployed airbag or something on the carfax, but if it's straight, we're good, we're done. You live in hearst. It says so. Do you have a title? Is there a Payoff.

[Caller]

I've got a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you want to do it today? If you want to do it today and run it over to the office at Camp Bowie in Fort Worth. If you want to do it Monday, we run over and pick it up from you.

[Caller]

That'll probably be Monday. I'm in Durant right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a plan, man. Thanks for calling in.

[Satan]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Till. He's not from Durant, or he'd say Durant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Durant.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Durant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do rant. J.D. ryan with headlines. Who posted it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who posted what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on a run sheet.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to talk about Tesla, the car thing? You put a big old thing about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate Tesla.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but you put that up on Facebook. Tesla stocks, or tech stocks, rather, are soaring, but there's one name noticeably absent, and that is Tesla. Shares in the electric carmaker fell 2% on Friday after reports that production of the Model 3 would be once again delayed. Tesla stock has been on a precipitous decline since hitting a high last month, falling 17%. So everybody else is going up, and Tesla's going down, but you've been saying this a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I put my money where my mouth is, and I bought what you call a put option. I believe there were. I mean, the stock was so expensive. The option costs, like 4,500 for one contract.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've been down as far as 3,000 on it because I bought it at 320.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm betting that it's going to go down from 320.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it went up to 360. So I was way out of the money, except it's through January 17th. So I'm very excited. Now I'm back to break even money. It's right there at 320. And the question is, is do I go ahead and sell. Sell it and get my money back, or do I hang in there to be right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you hang in there to be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm having a lot of trouble because I've had. I've had this option for, like, eight months. Yeah. And I really want to be right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, but be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Al, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Is this the train? Is this the train? Al Diaz?

[Caller]

No, it's not. I wish it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a friend from high school named Aldi Is. And he was. His nickname was the Train. Okay, we got a 14F150. Can you turn your radio down?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Much better. A 14 Ford F150. Tonka edition, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Is it a four wheel drive? Of course.

[Caller]

Number 63. Number 63. Out of 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it like from a brand point of view, trim? Is it built as a lariat or is it built as an xlt? Do you remember?

[Caller]

Well, Tuscany makes the this and the. They make the Raptor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what they start with? Do they start with the XLT or FX4?

[Caller]

I have no idea what they start with. It's fully loaded for all I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what I got to do on this one. I need you to send me pictures. I need you to send me the VIN number. I'm gonna bid it off here. I've got your license plate there, but I still. Still. So it decoded the vin. But I gotta figure out when you send me an interior shot, I can look for some accents and I'll know how it was built and I can bid it correctly. Thank you, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that so hard?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not hearing the echo like we are, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on, Turley? I haven't looked up to the Baylor UT game.

[Michael Turley]

Texas up seven. Nothing. It looks like they're driving too. So they're gonna have this one wrapped up pretty easily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taylor's really bad this year.

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah. When you lose as many scholarships and players as you do. Yeah. And your coach and your staff. Yeah, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happens? When is the TCU game? I'd even Look.

[Michael Turley]

Is it 2:32:30 in at Iowa State?

[John Clay Wolf]

In Iowa State. OU last week?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I think it was a week before, but yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

They have beaten them.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they beat Kansas.

[Michael Turley]

Also, they lost to Oklahoma State by a couple points last week. TCU beat Oklahoma State.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's assume TCU is going to the Big 12 championship. That's safe to assume based off of where it sits right now. And I have no idea. I wouldn't be asking you where is. Who's the second place team in the Big 12 championship?

[Michael Turley]

Look that up. That's a good question. I believe it's Oklahoma because they. Oklahoma and Oklahoma State should be probably tied, but let's just check to make sure. And the standing should show Iowa State, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State all tied at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three or two for second place. Yeah. So to speak.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm sorry. West Virginia too. So how's that gonna work out? Probably head to head. I Imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. That's exactly how they'll go back. J.D. in the previous season and who beat who? Who made who? The AC DC version. How to select Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How cold did it get on your end yesterday or this morning? Y' all are a little colder than we are normally.

[Bobbo]

My deal said 34 this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't quite hit freezing.

[Bobbo]

No. Unless we did it before, you know, four kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Fifth grader and eighth grader wanted to go to the high school football game last night. And my daughter is a cheerleader. She's wearing a cheerleading outfit. She has her coat. I'm like, you're going to need leggings. Oh, no, I'll be fine. And then my son, I'm like, you need some gloves if we're going to this thing tonight. I'll be fine. So anyway, I went and got her some leggings because she was freezing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then my son sends me a picture of the scoreboard with like, I don't know, 10 minutes left. Please come pick me up now. This is miserable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Should listen to dad, right? I told you it'd be cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your ass out of the cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it was 80 degree Wednesday, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Re figuring we live in Texas. I mean, they're Texan. Even though he's half Danish, he's going to have to learn about Texas weather. Just in a 12 FX4 with 100 on it. Four wheel drive, crew cab, leather. I don't know.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

91 of 91,000 miles. 12, 16, 17, maybe eight. Yeah. Can you go to givemetheven.com and put it in there for me? Shoot me. Shoot me some pictures. These trucks, a lot of it depends on how they stand, how they look. It's like, hey, do you want to get married? To me, I'm this, that. Yeah, I can throw a number out there, but I can throw them better when I have photos. Tell me pick and manual. The 08 van with 300, even though it's wheelchair accessible, I don't think it's worth more than a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

Really? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a lot of miles, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of miles on a Chrysler product. For Christ's sake. We'll be right back.

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

I think I got something to say to you, Slay. It's September and I really should be back at school all you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the air oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

You left.

[Bobbo]

Me away from home just to save you from being alone you stole my heart and that's what really hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you've got a good voice for that, man. You do, man.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, man. I've been drinking whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't done that in probably two years, maybe three years.

[Bobbo]

Well, we had a guy. We had a red dirt guy that came and played a few times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got a funny bobo story. So a listener randomly in the middle of the week emails us. No car to sell. Just wanted to tell you I love the show and was listening to an old podcast while my 4 year old was in the car. And I was like, oh no, here it comes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just lost a listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, a few days later, he and I were in Walmart. Turn it off. A few days later, he and I were in Walmart and out of the blue, I hear my 4 year old say, well, sweet potato dog. Do you remember that, Mommy? What?

[Bobbo]

What did that come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Some Romo deal. And he said, sweet potato dog. I said, what's sweet potato dog mean? He said, don't throw me something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was an oriental young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had something to do with that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they were at the. The strip club. Yeah, Jim and Nance and Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet potato dog.

[Bobbo]

Sweet potato dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again, I listen. I enjoy listening to the show. Keep it up. Less cars, more bs, Joanna Grimes. Well, thank you, Joanna Grimes. Sweet potato dog. Hey, do you sell that guitar? You already put it down.

[Bobbo]

I put it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to play that Stephen Bishop song before we go to.

[Bobbo]

Ah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the. That's your best hit in my opinion, Johnny. Baton Rouge 11 Charger RT with a bucko three and a roof. So. So it has a hemi in.

[Caller]

Does have a hemi in it. MDS and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's mds?

[Caller]

Multiple displacement system or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, duh duh.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it? Right? It's a Charger MDS with an RTC and a 411.

[Michael Turley]

Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It is cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, it's got a Hunsky on it, if it's nice. I think it's. I. I think it's nine, ten grand. Nine, ten grand? That's unfortunate because your payoff is 14 7.

[Caller]

My payoff is 14 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just guessing.

[Caller]

Oh, no, it's. I paid for it in cash last year when I did buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Traded in the Ford F215.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is it unfortunate. Why is the 9 to 10, 10 unfortunate?

[Caller]

Oh, it's just unfortunate. I just had most of the, I guess, valve train.

[John Clay Wolf]

You spent a bunch of money on it.

[Bobbo]

That is unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is unfortunate.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, you know, it's unfortunate, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's what you get for driving a Dodge. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Robert a 14 center Sentra with roof and navigation. 70,000 miles. 6 grand. Yep. All right. What's it. Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what were you saying about cannaboids?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not CDB oil. It's like the big thing. They were talking about it on the Today show this week. It's like the thing now to get relaxed, not high. It's part of the chemical that is in marijuana, but it's not the part that makes you high. The tea and baba will die.

[Satan]

Thc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba wrote a few chapters on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is cbd. It's part of the baba. What is cbd?

[Bobbo]

I would. As part of your recovery, jd, I would. I would strongly suggest that you don't get into the cbd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

No, because you start. You start with cbd, pretty soon you're popping a leaves all day long. Yeah. No, you're covered with Vicks Vapor Rub. Yeah. Drinking frappuccinos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Next thing you know, you're nyquil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next thing you know, you're in a gay bar. Bar on your knees. On what? Lemon Avenue.

[Bobbo]

Next thing you know, somebody gave me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Candy that had some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next thing you know, you're wearing high heels and you think you look good.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it just made me. Made me relax. That's all.

[Michael Turley]

Just.

[Bobbo]

It made me go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it worked.

[J.D. Ryan]

It did work. And it was cv. It's called cbd. And I'm not promoting it. I'm just saying if anyone heard of it. But they were trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Legal.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's legal and they're talking about it on the Today show. I didn't make this up.

[Michael Turley]

It's a better form than any pharmacist. Pharmaceuticals you can get out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. You want to hear something funny? So I'm talking to a guy. He's in the Car business. He wants to use us and combine with his brand. It's a big media deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've been talking to us for a while. So he came to me yesterday. Is there any way we can white label that and get the. Give me the VIN off of it? And I was like, why? He's like, well, you know, we've been thinking a lot about. And I love your show. And I was like, here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we all love it. We listen. It's funny, but our brand is more. How do you say it? Vanilla than yours. He's trying to say he didn't want to take a stripper to Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A little more relaxed. I'd like you to meet Cinnamon.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the main stage here at dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was just kind of telling me opposite of what we've been doing, you know, like, the business would do. The show's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the business would do better if I was away from it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Colonel Sanders story here. We love your chicken, but would you step back a few steps?

[Bobbo]

Lose the glasses, Colonel.

[J.D. Ryan]

So true. Notice the camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I sold. Give me the ventum, and now we're just doing the show. Screw them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. I love that.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't, but it was. I. God, I thought it was so funny listening to him painfully tried to insult me. Nice tiptoe. We love the show.

[Commercial Voiceover]

We love.

[J.D. Ryan]

But a little distance might be nice. It could be healthy. We should see other people, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

But we have 10 times the listenership that your guy does. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally.

[Bobbo]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. I like them. So, I mean, as long as I'm being nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, everybody's being nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, we do. Please know that with. With this terrible show that we put on that's in terrible taste with terrible people. God, we do have 10 times the listenership that you're. You're Mr. Rogers. Neighborhood deals got so. I don't know. Call me crazy, but I'm kind of, like, in it for the most people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number of years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number of years, yes.

[Bobbo]

You ought to think about the long term, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it.

[Bobbo]

Ed Wallace tell you about doing a. A long term car show. You got to talk about cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, in car, there are all kinds of facets. You can talk about the interior. You can talk about the brakes, the shocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already gotten bored just listening to.

[Bobbo]

You MDs, you know, and when you run out of things to talk about cars, you talk about these wind turbines. You know, they're killing a lot of Birds. And that's a bad thing for the environment. See, if you kill the birds. Yeah, well, the fish will go next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Oh, Hannah. Hannah's got something to say. Hannah. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the problem with this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good afternoon. Oh my God.

[Jamie]

Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a real downer.

[Jamie]

He's been harassing me for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Jamie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he Henry Weinstein you? No.

[Jamie]

He comes in on Thursdays.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, to your. To where you were.

[Jamie]

Free lunch buffet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Jamie]

He eats the whole thing. He's got long hair like a woman. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hate him. Why do you hate hate him?

[Jamie]

Cuz he just stares at my shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is he kind of creepy?

[Jamie]

I think he's got a thing about shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he pay?

[Jamie]

Oh, yeah, he pays with his business card.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[Jamie]

He's got business cards with his name from every dealership in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. Like he works there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is he talking about hooking you up? If you'll hook him up.

[Jamie]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Harvey Weins thing. Like you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you make last night? Not counting business cards?

[Jamie]

That was a good night last night. I mean like 15,003. And it was actually 15,005. But we went to Water Burger after the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

You spent 200 bucks on water Burger?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's expensive.

[Jamie]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Jamie]

It's like $9 for chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's to the best. That's chicken.

[Jamie]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you pulled down 15 GS last night? Yeah. How many rounds around the room did you have to do? Or did. I mean, how's that work?

[Jamie]

Oh, you don't count? Oh no, because if you count, you get bored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you make more money smiling during your stage appearances or when you're in there talking to customers directly at their table?

[Jamie]

Vip? Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

It's very hands on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Houston is a different environment, cuz if you want a used car or a strip joint, you need to go to Houston place.

[Jamie]

I know that all the clubs in Houston are a lot of Middle Eastern guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of money.

[Jamie]

They have money, except it's not American money and you have to go and get it exchanged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jamie]

At the bank and they don't open until 10 and that's really late for me. And they close at 3. Open at 10 and close at 3. Yeah, except for the drive thru window and I can't reach it from the, from the seat of my Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got real world problems here. I know.

[Jamie]

I've got all this Lebanese cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lebanese? Yeah. From the vip.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but I just put it away. Someday I'll get up at 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what do you think about the JFK document release?

[Jamie]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you even know?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. We're talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about.

[Jamie]

Okay. The Kit Kat Club.

[J.D. Ryan]

The kick. What?

[Jamie]

The Kit Kat Club. Jack Rib.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was his bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's. She's inland.

[Jamie]

I had a girlfriend whose father's brother's cousin, stepmother's uncle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like John's story from earlier was.

[Jamie]

In business with Jack Ruby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Jamie]

And he was eating up with the mafia. Oh, and he killed jfk.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. And then.

[Jamie]

Then this guy Oswald, right, Went and killed Jack Ribby when they were at the police department. And the police didn't even arrest him. And he got away with it. And now I see him on TV all the time. He's like, smiling like, I got away with it. I killed Jack Ribby. I know. Oswald looks like a greasy son of.

[J.D. Ryan]

A. Yeah, that's awful.

[Jamie]

I hate him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrible story. So sorry. You know all that too.

[Jamie]

But he looks kind of charming. Like a pretty in pink kind of a way.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you would take your money from.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your plans for the rest of the day, darling?

[Jamie]

Well, it's Saturday, so I've already worked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jamie]

And I'm going to the mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you tan every day?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you have a beautiful tan. Or is that fake? Is that spray on?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's real.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me.

[Jamie]

Yeah, but I live at the Bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your nationality? Do you have some. Some color in you? From up the food chain in the family tree?

[Jamie]

My mom said we're Scott, Irish and Dutch.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not naturally.

[Jamie]

I don't know. I always felt kind of Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see a little Puerto Rican or Italian in there.

[Jamie]

Puerto Rican's good. Except that I can't dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't dance? No.

[Jamie]

I mean, I can stripper dance, but that's not really dancing. That's just walking. And I'm great with the polls.

[Michael Turley]

Great.

[Jamie]

So I've been doing it for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it an all nude place? If I can say that. Is it all nude?

[Jamie]

You can say it to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, never mind. My bad, my bad.

[Jamie]

We have a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Jamie]

So anyway, and after the mall, then I'm gonna go see the new Tom Cruise movie with my therapist.

[J.D. Ryan]

With your therapist?

[Jamie]

Rocky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course he is.

[Jamie]

Dr. Rocky.

[Bobbo]

Doctor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he have a. Is he a real doctor?

[Jamie]

Yeah, he straightens me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You brought your son in here today?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long? This kid looks like he's 10 years old. I didn't realize you had a son.

[Jamie]

That's your son?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your son? You know you've got a kid. I didn't know you. Is this your. Is this your nephew or your son?

[Jamie]

That's my nephew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's his name?

[Jamie]

I don't have any sons anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

No?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Pinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get Pinky on there. Good morning, Pinky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, Pinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[Jamie]

It's not his real name. His real name is Fella.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, even the kid has a stage name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Philip, do you like riding around in your aunt's Corvette? No, no, no. Get in that mic, Philip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talk right into it. Like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do with your answers today?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Leave her alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave her alone. Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't really like her.

[Jamie]

Yeah, better leave me alone. Old brat.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Family love, not dysfunctional.

[Jamie]

Go and see the Disney feature.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just give him $100 and tell him to go them all. No, I did.

[Jamie]

He usually comes back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, why are you watching your sister's kid?

[Jamie]

She's in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Pinky, what happened to your mom?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She got arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

For what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She was gambling, drinking, doing all this bad stuff.

[Jamie]

She's been on these diet pills for, like, three weeks. It's just crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So's John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, everybody, that is a wrap about 1 o'. Clock. Enjoyed being with you folks today. You find people. Hannah, Tony, Romo's dad, Randy. Everybody. J.D. babo, Bobbo's back. Turley, the works. Give me the vin.com for the cars. See you next week right here. Eight o'. Clock.