#122 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #122 Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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[Overview: Main Theme & Purpose]

This episode exemplifies The John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature freewheeling style—lively banter, listener calls about buying and selling cars, zany humor, and off-the-cuff takes on current events, sports, and pop culture. While cars are a throughline, the episode branches into candid discussions on sex and relationships (with a focus on men being sexually assaulted), diversity in media, and features special guest Demetria Obilor, a Dallas-Fort Worth TV traffic reporter who has become an international sensation for standing up to body-shaming. The tone is irreverent, southern-fried, and sometimes provocative, but always quick-witted and full of personality.

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[Key Discussion Points & Timestamps]

1. Opening Banter & The Morning Crew

• [00:31] John and his team (JD Ryan, Babo) riff about the studio's shoddy equipment and Babo’s philosophy: “It’s better to live in need.”
• Classic Show Energy: Playful self-deprecation, local TV and radio references, and running inside jokes.

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2. Car Talk & Listener Calls

Selling, Buying, and Bizarre Car Stories

• [03:38] “Sean in Oak Cliff” tries to sell a 2013 Ford Explorer. John offers $19,000, then jokes about downgrading your partner’s ride after a “boob job.”
• [04:46] “Buck from Houston” sells a 2014 F-250 Lariat. John negotiates up to $41,000 contingent on a clean Carfax—interrupted by beer joint tall tales.
• [06:36] Babo’s prank call as “Jim Bowl,” with tongue-in-cheek references to country stereotypes and cleaning “Copenhagen stains” from truck seats.

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3. Sports and Current Events

• [06:53] Brain Injuries in Football
  • Bob Costas decries football’s dangers: “The reality is that this game of football destroys people’s brains.”
  • Jokes about Troy Aikman’s concussions: “If you get 10 in Texas… they make you governor.”
• [07:33] O.J. Simpson’s Latest Antics
  • Fresh out of jail, OJ is banned from the Las Vegas Cosmopolitan for drunken antics:
  • “Last time I was out running around, murder was legal.” – (Babo) [08:25]

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4. Beer, "Son of a..." Bits & Regional Americana

• [09:21] The crew riffs on Live PD, Natural Light “tall boys,” and southern stereotypes.
• Running “World’s Biggest Son of a...” gag—mock profiles of a good ole' boy caricature, with natty light drinking and southern habits.

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5. Sexual Assault on Men: Flipping the Script

• [13:44] John decides to “get into the women who have sexually assaulted men”
  • Conversation about male vulnerability, manipulation, and "power moves" women pull.
  • Callers and hosts share stories, often met with humor and mock-therapy (“she beat me up... I was assaulted. You’re a victim! I’m a victim!” [22:08])
  • "It happens to me. Years ago. It’s a painful, painful, painful topic. But I’m gonna share." – John Clay Wolfe [14:02]
• [32:09] “Cowboy Billy Bob” tells an exaggerated tale of a jealous ex breaking his “manhood.”
  • “How would you break it? With a ball peen hammer?” – John Clay Wolfe [33:33]
  • Discussion about men downplaying or joking about female-on-male assault.

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6. Demetria Obilor (“Ms. New Booty”) Joins the Show

Her Viral Moment & Body-Shaming Backlash

• [59:57] Demetria enters the studio, immediately the topic of ogling and good-natured teasing about her infamous curves.
• [61:04] “I took a nap, woke up, and I’m just all over the place.” – Demetria, on the international media coverage
• [61:44] “She was offended by my dress. Some ‘16-18 in her eyes and trying to squeeze in a six.’” – Demetria, relaying the body-shaming criticism
• Hosts support Demetria, noting the jealousy and double standards she faces, and crack jokes:
  • “You do understand you have more curves than a Le Mans course, right?” – John Clay Wolfe [61:18]
  • “Trying to squeeze into a six? I think you do it pretty well.” – John Clay Wolfe [62:01]
• Demetria on sexual harassment: “I don’t have that problem. It’s the other way around. I get harassed. I don’t harass.” [62:31]
• She reinforces that yes, women can and do sexually harass men.

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7. Veterans’ Car Donation Segment

• [34:31] Cowtown Warriors team visits in-studio:
  • They’re giving $5,000 to buy a car for a veteran in need.
  • Discussion of how listeners with safe, inspectable cars can donate, and receive a tax write-off.
  • Heartfelt, community-spirited moment amidst the show’s chaos.

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8. Diversity and Audience Reflection

• [38:58] John ponders, half-seriously, if the show’s identity is too “redneck”:
  • “Are we like the rebel flag of the white man or something? … Why do all our clips sound like rednecks in trailer houses with jacked up trucks?”
• The team discusses their diverse audience and invites more representation.

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9. Matthew McConaughey, Rush Limbaugh, and Other Impressions

• [45:04] Babo & John perform various celebrity and political parodies—Matthew McConaughey, Rush Limbaugh, etc.—riffing on the sexual misconduct news cycle and its excesses.

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10. Star Trek and Pop Culture Satire

• [12:32, 13:03] Lampooning sensational media, the guys joke about a “sexually harassing” Star Trek set.
• Babo as “Keith Richards” tells an incoherent story in a rambling, faux-British accent [24:25].

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11. Dr. Codds and Listener "Advice"

• [50:55] “Life advice from Dr. Codds” is a satirical agony-aunt segment, giving absurd answers to listener woes:
  • “Lock him in a real dungeon and yell, ‘There you go, old man. Now you have something to cry about.” [51:37]

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12. Chipmunk, Religious Satire, and More Bits

• [105:52] Visits from zany recurring characters: Chipper the talking chipmunk (adventures in the park and being checked for nuts), and “Reverend Charles” who leads gospel-style prayers for Chrysler 300s and Cowboys player Ezekiel Elliott [121:00–125:20].

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[Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments]

• On Football Dangers:

  • “The reality is that this game of football destroys people’s brains.” – Bob Costas (as reported by the crew) [06:53]

• On Sexual Double Standards:

  • “If you are a man that has been sexually assaulted by a woman…call in.” – John Clay Wolfe [21:10]
  • “JD’s been sexually assaulted by a school teacher.” – John, on-air, with laughter [18:52]
  • “You can’t really assault a man.” – Babo (satirizing male bravado) [22:25]

• On Demetria Obilor’s Body-Shaming Incident:

  • “You do understand you have more curves than a Le Mans course, right?” – John Clay Wolfe [61:18]
  • “It’s the way I am. If you don’t like it, you can kiss it–kiss, kiss, kiss my ass.” – (paraphrasing Demetria’s response to critics) [02:03]
  • “I didn’t know before…Just the way I was born.” – Demetria Obilor [61:28]

• On Buying/Selling Cars, Humorously:

  • “You got three men? Call them all and compare them?” – John, gently needling a guest [71:15]
  • “If I give $41k, I own the truck—if it’s real.” [05:49]

• On Cultural Identity:

  • “Are we the rebel flag of the white man or something?” – John Clay Wolfe [39:10]

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[Additional Segments and Running Jokes]

• GiveMeTheVIN.com Reads/Ads: Frequent humorous pitches replacing traditional commercials.
• Prank Calls & Impressions: Babo’s country caricatures, fake callers, and “celebrity” drop-ins.
• "Son of a..." Comedic Sketch: Repeated with variations throughout the show, encapsulating the rednecked, southern caricature of the show’s “mascot” listener [09:21, 48:37, etc.].
• Musical Interludes: Guitar jams, comedic Christmas songs, and impromptu in-studio performances.
• Ongoing Car Appraisal Calls: Listeners call in for live car value estimates—serious and not-so-serious—with John’s blunt offers.

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[Important Timestamps]

• 01:11–06:36: Car negotiations and southern banter begin
• 06:53–07:33: Bob Costas on football brain injuries
• 08:25–09:21: OJ Simpson/Las Vegas story
• 13:44-20:15: First deep dive into men's experiences with sexual assault and power dynamics
• 24:15-33:33: Callers continue sharing stories of female-on-male “assault,” shifting between serious and comedic treatment
• 59:57–65:30: Demetria Obilor segment and the viral body-shaming incident addressed
• 34:31–36:59: Cowtown Warriors/veteran car donation discussion
• 50:55–51:44: Dr. Codds advice segment
• 121:00–125:20: “Prayers” for cars and Ezekiel Elliott

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[Tone & Style]

The show’s tone is always bold, irreverent, quick-witted, and southern-casual. There’s a fearless willingness to satirize social taboos, poke fun at themselves and one another, and play with stereotypes while maintaining a relay of current topics and car deals.

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This summary captures the wild, multifaceted ride of The John Clay Wolfe Show #122—where the only thing more unpredictable than the next joke is the next caller and his (or her) clunker.

Transcript

[Caller]

Foreign.

[Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot.

[Caller]

I'm digging it.

[Producer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Babo]

Stone Blue Love Fog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. Yeah, they're great. Nothing like the sputtering of the engine on takeoff every Saturday morning. You know, if we had any money, we'd buy some new gear.

[JD Ryan]

That's an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Bobo has taught me it's better to live in need.

[JD Ryan]

So what happens?

[Babo]

His bubbles. You picked up on that. They were very, very subtle hints, too. I never thought I would get it across. You did, though. You don't buy a dog, you steal a dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to have a. We've got a lot of material today.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have more material than we have computer and production power. Really?

[Babo]

JF Had a lot of material.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Love the Internet.

[JD Ryan]

What did he say?

[Babo]

What'd you say about Manson had a lot of material?

[John Clay Wolf]

JFK had a lot of material.

[Babo]

Yeah, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what kind of material?

[Babo]

And look how he did.

[JD Ryan]

That is so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of material?

[Babo]

He had a lot of material, like, just like you said.

[JD Ryan]

I think you just leave it there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think everybody and Manson had a lot of material. I've got a lot of material. We've got a. You know the Ms. New Booty, the Channel 8, right.

[JD Ryan]

In Dallas Fort Worth, there's a weather girl, traffic. Somebody made fun of the fact that she's wearing. She wears tight dresses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Demetria Obligar obar.

[Babo]

Is that what that's about?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what that's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's coming into the studio at the 9 o' clock hour.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna get to the bottom of this dress. That's very cool.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. She wore a dress, it was a. They think a little tight. And she just said, hey, you know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the way I am.

[JD Ryan]

If you don't like it, you can kiss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss my ass.

[JD Ryan]

She does traffic. And there's always. There's been a history of very attractive traffic. Women in Dallas, Ford, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Houston, Tammy Dominic. Tammy Double D, dop, back, broke back. I bet that she has a hell of a relationship with her orthopedic.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting. Keeping that back. And you know, in check. Her chiropractor. I bet she's got a chiropractor on retainer.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she works out all the time. I hear. I see him on Facebook. She's in the gym all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd have to.

[Babo]

Yeah, I mean, Quality woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever hung a mass off of?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

An extension? Yep. I mean, I just drove across the 7th Street Bridge in the suspension bridge. I mean the brassiere. That woman must run.

[Caller]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's unfounded.

[JD Ryan]

You're really gonna go down this road, aren't you?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She probably has come alongs on either shoulder like she gets from Home Depot. You know the ratchet deal, you keep. Keep the pressure up, hanging off the.

[JD Ryan]

Back just to counterbalance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. With the, you know, the about quarter inch guy. Wire cables.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the end. That's what those rings are for. On the end?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Ah, I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta hook up somewhere. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sean. And Oak Cliff.

[JD Ryan]

Oak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oak Cliff. That's the rougher party town, isn't it?

[JD Ryan]

Not really. Oak Cliff's very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It used to be.

[JD Ryan]

It used to be it went through a period where it wasn't that great, but now it's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller]

Sir, I got a limited Ford Explorer 2013 right around 60,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof, chromes, navigation?

[Caller]

It's got everything. Captains in the backseat, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is 19 grand buying?

[Caller]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then is it wrecked or does it have a bad carfax or anything?

[Caller]

No, it sits straight. Everything about it's good. It's my wife's car and we're gonna put her in a minivan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it. Has she been catting around town too much in that Explorer?

[Caller]

We want to dumb it down a little bit for her. She looks too good in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gonna bring it down a notch? Well, I'm gonna tell you one thing. When your wife or your woman says that she wants to go shopping for a Jeep Wrangler or a Chevy Camaro, you're done.

[Caller]

That's right after the boob job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Working at the gym and then changes her music. That's another thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buck. My name is Buck and I'm here to remember pulp fiction.

[Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one pulp fiction. It was Kill Bill. Buck. 14, 250 lariat. 14, 250 lariat. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Buck calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas. Home of the world famous World Series, world champion Houston Astros.

[Caller]

We're chance, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. A14F250 Lariat. Does it have leather roof or navigation?

[Caller]

It's got leather. It's got the big nice 20s on it. It's got navigation, sunroof, the off road package. It's nice, man. 35, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Colors? It's got a. It's a two tone. It's black and gold trim with the gold trim on it with the tan interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

30, 40, 35, 35, 37. 37. Does 40 grand buy it?

[Caller]

40 grand? I don't know, man. Could you do 40, 41 on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had anyone else look at it?

[Caller]

No, not yet. Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give 41. If I give.

[Caller]

Yeah, you get 41. It's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then. If it's got a clean carfax, clean auto check, no body damage, whatever. Spending money on it. I bought it. All right, so look at our reviews online. If you're not. Are you familiar with us already?

[Caller]

No, No. I downed the beer joint last night and my buddy Jimbo told me there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you're making it beer joint. And Jimbo, call me back when you're real. 8008-0072-3480-0800. If you're real, then I know I own the truck.

[Babo]

I wanted to hear that story.

[JD Ryan]

Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, I was down at the beer joint in my buddy Jimbo.

[Babo]

We could use a Jimbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of joints, actually, everywhere.

[JD Ryan]

Like every main street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I was wrong. Well, I bought the truck for 41 grand, so we're all good.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio.

[Babo]

Yeah, John, this is Jim Bowl.

[Caller]

You talk, my friend, about his truck.

[Babo]

I want you to know we cleaned all the Copenhagen stains out the back seat. That bed ain't too bad. Rough work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come along on the front. Come along. J.D. what have you got in the news?

[JD Ryan]

Easy, huh? There's just all sorts of things going on. Did you hear Bob Costas spoke to a crowd in Maryland Tuesday? He's finally come out. You know, Bob's kind of known as the football guy. Well, he said, the reality is that this game of football destroys people's brains. Costas shared the stage in College park with other well known names in the sports world. Ex Dallas Cowboy quarterback and TV Fox game analyst Troy Aikman was asked for a comment. After a brief stare into a blank wall, he said, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. That guy, God bless him, he is nine concussions. Nine? Yeah.

[Babo]

If you get 10 in the state of Texas, what happens? They make you governor.

[JD Ryan]

Badoom, boom, ching. Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of sports people in trouble, O.J. simpson is out of jail, but not out of trouble.

[Babo]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously? Yeah. According to TMZ, we know they're always right. The 70 year old reportedly got drunk and hoped in the. And the hotel staff of the Cosmopolitan hot in Las Vegas.

[Caller]

Where.

[JD Ryan]

Why would. Why would he hang out in Vegas of all places to get in trouble? He's in Vegas drinking. He claims he was being disruptive to other customers at the Click Bar. Eventually, glasses were broken and the police were called. Actually, they said OJ Was very cooperative as they led him out of the hotel. And they have now banned him from the Cosmopolitan Hotel. OJ Was heard to say while he was being escorted out, all these new rules. How's the guy supposed to know? Last time I was out running around, murder was legal.

[Babo]

That sucks to be on the list though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have any sob spots, Charlie? I didn't hear any. Last week people. People like get drunk at night and call me on Facebook live asking for the sob spots. I've got to disable that.

[Caller]

Oh.

[Babo]

When he needs some extra money, he makes a run to Lubbock to coyote back illegals. He believes Sammy Hagar was better than David Lee in Van Halen, hence the red rocker decal on his camper shell. He likes to poke fun at his gay uncle Jack and his friend Bob during family holiday gatherings. Jack and Bob. Yeah, you get it. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty like. Tall boy. Yeah. Budd thought of this.

[JD Ryan]

I thought of this. Son of a. Last night I was watching. You ever watch Live. What's it called? Live PD or PD Live. Whatever. It's on A and E. You've seen it's. It's like Cops, except it's. I think it. It appears to be live television. It's got to be because it's not edited sometimes. Anyway, last night they stopped this car and they pull out. Are you ready? Six Natty Light tall boys in the back seat and they put them on the trunk. And I thought, that's a son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last night I was grabbing a 24 for the ride home at the. At the S. And get.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the. At the squat shoot.

[JD Ryan]

And get in your limousine because you don't drive that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. I had somebody drive for me. My son. He's eight years old.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And right there, you know the. The. The cold cooler they have near the cashier stand? You bet. Baby was slam packing. Natty light tall boy. 20, folks. Yeah. And they say Natty Light on them.

[JD Ryan]

I think we've created a bit of A marketing. No, there's rush for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no doubt we have helped the cause.

[JD Ryan]

And so where's your tub of Natty Light?

[John Clay Wolf]

That stuff is N. Is the truth.

[Babo]

You out of your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bren.

[Babo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're there.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. You got a. It says F7, but they don't make it. F7.

[Caller]

Wait, are you joking?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a RS7?

[Caller]

No, an S7.

[John Clay Wolf]

S, S, S. John. John. Bibs. Get your S's and your F's straight, please.

[Caller]

That's wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's S7 and what color?

[Caller]

You never heard of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course I have. So it's an Audi Sierra 7. And it has 60,000 miles on it. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black.

[Caller]

Nice looking, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Froze fan? Stroz fan?

[Caller]

Absolutely, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is. That. That is. Is the town coming off the high yet? Are they still beating their chest?

[Caller]

Dude, it is. It is a hive. It's still going for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So we got a Quattro S7. Does it have 20s or night vision?

[Caller]

It's got everything.

[Babo]

It's a.

[Caller]

It's a premium package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Got night vision.

[Babo]

It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR on this car is 33. 2 grand. Hang on. With 60. No, no, no. It's 35 grand. The miles are a little tacky. Does, does, does, does. Does 35 buy it?

[Caller]

No, no way, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy. L, I, V, I N, baby, I've had 42.

[Babo]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

My neighbor. My neighbor and I were sucking down. We were shotgunning some natty lights, and he looked at me, said, would you go 40 on that rig? I'm like, no, I'll go 42 on it, man. He's like, all right. And that was it. And that. That translates to. I've got it. Sold for 42. 800. 872. 34.

[Babo]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

42 on it. Well, hey, whatever it takes, man. Whatever it takes.

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Dr. Spock, George Takei.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, George Decay, Captain Kirk. It's just pop every day. It's Sunday. Louis CK came out this week. Somebody said, you. He touched himself in front of me. The difference is Luis Decay. When I went, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And well, he.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he just said, yeah, it happened. Okay. Maybe it was wrong, maybe it was not, but it happened. So. But, yeah, George Decay, we're gonna have.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have them on the show in a little bit. We're gonna have Dr. Spock and George really? And we're going to talk about what might have happened.

[Babo]

I think it was Dr. McCoy and Mr. Spock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. I mean, I'm no gearhead, man. I just know that it's Star Trek and there's a bunch of aliens and they're gay.

[JD Ryan]

They're not gay, are they?

[Caller]

Really?

[Babo]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Or they're. They're sexually harassing each other. That's what was in the paper, man.

[Babo]

I've seen it in a whole different light.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, here we go.

[Babo]

Because Chekhov, the Russian kid, always looked really nervous, you know?

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

A little twitchy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin Spacey.

[JD Ryan]

Kevin Spacey. And this is the ones that have come out. This is not all the behind the scenes phone calls that have been made going, hey, John Clay, remember back in 85, how would you like me? A little $30,000 check will keep me from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I want to get into later in the show is the women. The women. The men that have been sexually assaulted by the women.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it happens. It does happen to me. Years ago.

[Caller]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a painful, painful, painful topic. But I'm gonna share.

[JD Ryan]

You lost me. It's like that guy with the 42. You lost me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I'm real. I'm real.

[JD Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And if you are a man that has been sexually assaulted by a woman, especially pulling power moves on you or what, what's the word when they steal your money?

[JD Ryan]

Embezzle.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call it when I say, if you don't do this, I'm gonna tell. Portion, extort money from you. Ah, I'd like to see the. The New York Times report on that. Uncle Roy, good morning. You there?

[Babo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Caller]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take that Ferrari down to. Where was it?

[Caller]

Hillsboro?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hillsborough? How did that thing drive? I've Never driven a 430. How fast?

[Caller]

When you get up to about 130.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go ahead and take it there? I mean, because really, the truth is that I've been in those kind of cars a lot. They don't feel out of control. They. They run better at 130. They feel better than they do at 70.

[Caller]

Yeah, you told me that. I tried it out. It's much better at a high speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got my middle oldest child with you today, right? How's he doing?

[Caller]

He gonna be grown by the time you get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all gonna. It's too early to start drinking. If y' all are gonna drink, you can't do it before Noon. And, but, but if, if, if. Are you gonna teach him how to smoke cools? No, no, no.

[Caller]

I'm in a non smoking vehicle so we ain't gonna smoke today. I might get.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he wants to drive, just have him do it in your lap. He's not tall enough to be. Just let him free on the front. Let him go on the freeway at 8.

[Caller]

Wait a minute. Your dad did not give me inscription how to raise you, so don't start giving me none. Oh, there we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff and McKinney, a 2000 Ford 7.3 with 300. Is it four wheel drive?

[Babo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive? Yes or no?

[Caller]

It's a four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough for clean.

[Caller]

Say that again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean.

[Caller]

It's average for 17 years old. But it's got two areas where I had some blowouts on the front tires and the tread kind of whipped around and put a dent right on the inside fender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there does three grand buy.

[Caller]

It's not bad. Now I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get 55 for it. Trying to buy a hot dog cart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vintage.

[Babo]

Aren't we all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Daniel at 08F150. Super crew with 107. We're getting Baba Bowie left and right this morning. Daniel with 157 or 107. Is it a leather rift nav?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it clothing?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Seven grand. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's look dawn. We're getting pranked so much. Are you real? Are you fake? Yeah, I'm real. What? What? Tell me what. Why you're calling in. I just see sexual assault. Are you calling to sexual assault me?

[Caller]

My point is there.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

There's no such thing as a woman sexually assaulting a man. Now, let me, let me guess. Are you. Are you maybe in your 40s? Mr. Wolf, I am your age. You are. Okay, okay. I, I personally, I'm in my 50s, and back when the school teachers and that sort of thing was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been sexually assaulted by a school teacher. JD, you have, too?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's been sexually assaulted by a school teacher.

[Caller]

My dad, Don Hay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

He said there's no way. There's no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, sexual assault is not just intercourse. It can be emotional. It can be, you know, your, Your privacy violated. You can feel threatened.

[JD Ryan]

It can be suggested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you never met a, like, do you know what a large, like the Hoover Dam, a large protective dyke is? Scary stuff. It's scary stuff. Platform shoes. Hey, you don't go there. You're not allowed to go there. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf of Bike Horse Radio.

[Producer]

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[Babo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Producer]

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

[Producer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are scaring me on bringing people in here. I don't know who it is. Jd, do you have your gun? Yes, I do. We don't need to use it on him. I just didn't know if you had it.

[JD Ryan]

There's a child in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said they were gonna call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've been. Privacy breach. Killing me so sexual. Can. Can the question in the morning before it gets late and the kids get up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can women sexually assault men?

[JD Ryan]

Why, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you've had an experience. Call in.

[JD Ryan]

I want to Hear yours sounds quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine. Hell yeah, it's happened to me.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds very colorful. No, knowing you, it wasn't just something simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, this was a long time. I mean, I can name.

[JD Ryan]

Well, mine's all long time ago too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but so if you're with my girl. My girlfriend at the time.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I was trying to break up with.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely sexually assaulted me.

[JD Ryan]

In what way? During the breakup.

[John Clay Wolf]

She time she wanted to have sex with me and I wouldn't, and then she assaulted me.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's not the same. It's not the same at all. That's. That's assault. Assault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hold on.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's not the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she was all over and I was trying to get rid of it. I was like, done. I was like, no more, honey. And then if she was drunk, she was a. She drank a lot of.

[JD Ryan]

Was she grabbing you anywhere?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Was she?

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a little beef.

[JD Ryan]

And that is sexual.

[Caller]

Well, you.

You can't.

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do with this.

[JD Ryan]

You can't use it. Ah, that is definitely. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was assaulted. You're a victim. I'm a victim.

[JD Ryan]

You are.

[Babo]

You should sue her.

[JD Ryan]

You should sue her. Does she have any money now?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Everybody's coming out of the woodwork, but when they.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they. When they start. When they start whipping your ass.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I've had.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like half your. Half your weight.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I've had that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what do you do?

[JD Ryan]

I. I held her close and I. We went down to the floor and I said, please stop. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

At that point. You're sexually assaulting her.

[Caller]

No, I'm not.

[JD Ryan]

Because there was nothing sexual about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We held it pretty close. I just saw.

[JD Ryan]

I was holding her to keep her. Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but where were we?

[JD Ryan]

Throwing things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she.

[JD Ryan]

God, seriously, she may be listening. Quit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does she live? What's her name?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not gonna tell you.

[Babo]

Geez, I feel terrible, man.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Babo]

Well, it's just. I mean, as hopefully most fellas would understand when I would say, like, generally in that situation, I would be probably at least a little willing to reevaluate the situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I. I hear what you're saying. I do. A very attractive young lady.

[Babo]

Any young lady.

[JD Ryan]

But he knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great bod. I mean, a great bod. Like stupid. Like, almost as good as. Who's coming to see us in a little bit. Demetria from Channel 8 News.

[Babo]

Throw a lady a bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but when you put. When you do that again.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you gotta unwind again.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You're feeding the cat, a mean cat, an alley cat. You're feeding the alley cat, the wild cat. You really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So John's right. John's trying to back up and this is a step forward. So. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she knew that that was the. The magical secret sauce that was. That was the poison. So I wouldn't take the poison again. Yeah. So I couldn't get all, you know, stoned out on it. And so she beat me up.

[JD Ryan]

That's a hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she didn't really win. But if you don't hit them back, of course. But here's what's wrong with that whole deal is when they're done and they wake up the next day, then they start telling stories about how you did something to them. That's verbal assault. That's would be mean. And then you can't play for the Cowboys on Sunday.

[Babo]

This is basically same. Same thing happened with me. Mixo. First old lady like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

My own faithful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this? Is this Keith Richards? Good morning, Keith Richards.

[Babo]

Good. Love, love. Faithful just come to the house and Mickey's upstairs with the David Bowie for a little while. Little while writing songs. Something like that.

[JD Ryan]

Something like that.

[Babo]

And you're marrying faithful says hey, hey, you know, hey, Nicky. Keith saved for a fro. While the old man goes way like that. No, let me guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[Babo]

Hey, stepped on. I'm not ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith. I gotta come back to you.

[Babo]

So I just said, no, not now, Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're audio assaulting me. You're in. You're invading.

[JD Ryan]

You're raping my ears.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're raping ears. Bob. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Morning. Hey, how you doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what you got?

[Caller]

Well, I was. I was abused as a young man by an older woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you?

[Caller]

I was 19. She was in her 40s or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean remember, we're on. We're on public airways, so you can't get too technical. But. But hit the highlights of it.

[Caller]

She totally get the D. Had no teeth. Yeah, she didn't have no teeth and she gunned to me. My toes still curled backwards every 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew, what you got?

[Caller]

Got a 09 Honda Odyssey. 119,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a hell of a transition.

[JD Ryan]

Beautiful, beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a segue. Curled toes into high mileage Odysseys.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, space shuttle re entering average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Leather full nav sunroof. Six grand touring edition. Six grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six grand. Does that work?

[Caller]

Not really. Looking more like eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's the payoff?

[Caller]

Seven. Seven. Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, man. I'm with you. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see if we can get a little more out of it. The computer may hit it higher than me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. His payoff in his mind is establishing the value of his vehicle. It does. But if his payoff was three and offered him three that you got to think it's the other side too. What about when it's lower? That doesn't mean it's worth less.

[JD Ryan]

We weren't there when you signed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just give what they're worth, right? We just give what they're worth. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars in the radio.

[Producer]

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[Babo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear. His only pickup line at the bar is, I'm not into small talk. I'll just come out and say it. Do you want to? He's prepping his five acres with a greenhouse, grow lines in, all the trimmings so he'll be more than ready when Texas decides to legalize it. He religiously listens to the John Clay wolf show on Saturday mornings. Usually stoned off his ass with a nice woman he met on backpage.com he is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was one of those nights when you turn on the lights. God, I love this album. Speaking of, did you see the painting in the.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Where does that come from? There's a giant painting in our lobby now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peru. Peru. A buddy of mine lives half his time in Peru.

[JD Ryan]

He met an artist down there, like 8ft by 8ft.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's huge. And he asked me. He showed me a painting this Artist is knocking out these like American, you know, the Marylands and the Muhammad Ali.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny Cash with the odd colors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Make it stand out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like. You want me to get you one of these? These are awesome. Like. Yep. But I don't want any of that stuff. He's God.

[Babo]

I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want mar. The ac so it's harder. A little more expensive.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took a long time. Bob. Did you like it?

[Babo]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it a lot. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Craig. Good morning. You're on the air. Craig. Craig. Craig. Sulfur. Craig and Sulfur Springs.

[Babo]

Wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig. Craig. You're ugly and your kids are ugly and your mama is fat and she dresses you bad. You're living on the welfare.

[JD Ryan]

You smell like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hear you. He can't hear.

[JD Ryan]

Broccoli.

[John Clay Wolf]

You smell like broccoli.

[Babo]

And he can't have no ice cream.

[JD Ryan]

You call the radio station. You put the phone down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get to that later. Steve and Forney. Stephen.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

Hey.

[JD Ryan]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? Steve. Steve. You're on the radio.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Steve. Tell me about it. Tell me about your life.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called me. What can I help you with?

[Caller]

Yeah. I got a 2005 Dodge Magnum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller]

Recently rebuilt on the engine. It's a Hemi. And a brand new transmission. Immaculate inside now. Just got a drop kit on him as well. And curious about testing the water. See what. See what you can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a RT Magnum with huge miles. But it's redone. You spent more on the redo than I can do the big miles. Throw me out. But I think it's three grand. 3,500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

That's about what the transmission cost me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was looking in the eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

8,000 is what it takes. It ain't me you're looking for.

[Caller]

Babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig and Sulfur Spring. Hey. Craig. In Sulphur Springs. He's got it on the back. So he heard us talking about him. Craig. You're so stupid that you can't even figure out how to use a phone. So he'll hear that about 60 seconds.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean? He's talking mean to that guy named Craig. Man. I'm glad I ain't. Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboy Billy Bob. That is that. Is that your God given name?

[Caller]

It sure is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Good. Where are you calling from? Cowboy Billy Bob?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Funky Town. Fort Worth, Texas.

[Babo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got on your mind?

[Caller]

I just called to talk to you, Mr. John Haywolf, about getting assaulted by a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you. Did it happen to you?

[Caller]

It did. It happened to me a number of years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Touch too much by ACDCs on the background. This sounds like it's the right. Did she give you a touch too much?

[Caller]

Oh, boy, she gave me a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to dump you because you cussed on the radio. Please don't do that again.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I accept your apology. Let's start over. Did she touch you too much?

[Caller]

She did, sir. She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I met this old gal. I met this old gal in Mexico. She was from Austin. Started dating her, going, going and seeing her every weekend in Austin. And she was jealous. She was a very jealous woman. She thought I had a plethora of women here in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plethora.

[Caller]

He's an educated man, which was very untrue. And so the way that she wanted to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

He thought the reason he had a dually. Dual rear wheels on the back of his truck is for all the bitches he's carrying in the back. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Yeehaw, cowboy. So the way that she wanted to solve this problem was she just wanted to break it. She wanted to make it not work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is the relationship or it is part of your body.

[Caller]

Part of my body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. So she broke part of your body. Did she break your manhood?

[Caller]

She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you break it? Like with a ball peen hammer?

[Caller]

Well, she used. She used certain parts of her body to break it. I mean, she was like a real cowgirl. She got in the saddle and wrote it hard.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, that's happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's shaking his head like, this is real.

[JD Ryan]

It is real. That can definitely happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious?

[Caller]

I had to go to the doctor. I mean, to this day, I've been married for 20 years. I mean, this happened a number of years ago and I still have problems with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you, did you sue her? Did you call the newspaper?

[Babo]

I didn't do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss. You can't cuss. You can't.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, in the future, the S word is cussing. So you know which one we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboy Billy Bob, you and I, if we're sitting across from each other, we could spit red man chewing tobacco on each other's shirts and no one would flinch. But on the radio, you cannot cuss.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We've got in studio. It is veterans.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it is today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today, actually. Oh, today is the day.

[Babo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have in studio a man from Cowtown Warriors. I tell warriors.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they are going to. They have $5,000 to buy a car for a veteran.

[Babo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how did this thing come about? How cool. So, Andy, this is Andy Vanway, Veteran, by the way. Thank you, Andy, for your service.

[JD Ryan]

What branch were you in, Andy?

[Babo]

Marine Corps.

[JD Ryan]

Marine Corps, Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big up, Andy.

[Babo]

Marine Corps.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's hungover. Okay. So the Marines had their birthday party yesterday, and he. Look at him. I mean, he is trash still. I can smell.

[Babo]

If it wasn't a radio show, I.

[Caller]

Wouldn'T have made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he is still boozed up. So he called me and he's like, hey, I'm looking for a car. You get that call a lot, don't you, John? Sure. And so he's like, well, I'm like, oh, what are you looking for? He's like, well, this is for our Cowtown Warriors. We actually donate a car to a soldier in need.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

A veteran in need. And so I'm like, well, let me talk to John and see if he can help him out here. So, okay, so the listeners out there, if you want to go to givemetheven.com and donate a car that is inspectable. Inspectable. Not junk, but something that'll pass inspection. That'll work. These guys, they have 5,000 that they're going to buy cars a car with for one veteran. But I was thinking about our audience. There's plenty of people that are veterans that are maybe well to do. Ah. And have an extra car that they could donate.

[JD Ryan]

Donate.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we could donate it to them. They can maybe give away five cars.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you go to givemetheven.com and on the info box put military donation or veteran donation, would that work for you? Yeah, that would work. Thank you. Yeah. So do you already know who you're gonna give this first car to? Yeah, her name's Evangeline Carr.

[JD Ryan]

She's a disabled veteran in the area.

[Babo]

And she needed car repairs, but we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Decided to get her a new car.

[Babo]

Instead or a new used one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we will hook you up with one and hopefully we'll hook you up with more from our listeners. So, guys, if you want to donate, do you know if y' all are a 513C? Yes, we are. Perfect. Then you can get your tax receipt. And it's a charitable donation, illegal one that you knock off your taxes. So Cowtown warriors, on the Info box on the sub minute givemetheven.com put military donation or veteran donation and we will get you in touch with these guys and they can give you your 513c charitable donation paperwork and maybe we can get some good done here today. Yeah, we always try to at least one thing. One thing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, one thing.

[JD Ryan]

We sure could use a good hurricane.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think the good is running off of the hurricane?

[JD Ryan]

I think that one's been spent.

[Demetria Obligar]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Derek, good morning, you're on the air. Derek, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He tried to break up with her and she said no and forced him into have into. We'll do it like the newlywed game in the making. Whoopi. Whoopi is Whoopi. That was okay for prime time national television in the 80s. So, Derek, where was, where did all this take place? Where did this, where did this crime take place?

[Caller]

Took place in the great state of California. In San Diego. Beautiful San Diego.

[Babo]

On the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the beach? Like y' all were on the beach when this happened?

[Caller]

We were here, we'll say a couple hundred yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old, how old were you in all this took place?

[Caller]

I was a spry 211 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Quite legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she?

[Caller]

She's never been afforded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, so here's the. I see this gap here, this 20 year gap. So do you feel sexually, sexually assaulted?

[Caller]

Oh, absolutely. Because, I mean, I, I said no, but you forced me to drink about a case of Miller Light earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Forced you?

[Caller]

I just kept saying no and she just kept saying yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did she, how did she force you?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, she was. She had this mind control persuasion that she would use.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it's real though, jd.

[JD Ryan]

Mind persuasion, not body.

[John Clay Wolf]

And look, persuasion is. But all this stuff, all this stuff in the papers right now is not any different than that.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's holding anybody. Guns to anybody's head.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Threatening to kill them.

[JD Ryan]

These are for the most.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta go. 800, top of the hour. 800, 800 radio John Clay Wolf show. Give me the VIN dot com. Be right back.

[Producer]

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[Producer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our listeners in those clips sound redneck in nature. That'd be. Are we like a little bit. Are we like the rebel flag of the white man or something?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know about that.

[Babo]

Love y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a Lot of black guys, Mexican guys that are friends and fans too. Yeah. Why don't we have any of their clips in our. Oh, here we go in our intro.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, why is there no Spanish? Who picked this out?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do they all sound like a bunch of rednecks in trailer houses with jacked up trucks? Why? I don't know. Cheryl, you're not a red redneck, are you?

[Caller]

No.

[Babo]

No.

[Caller]

So do I sound like one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. I just. I needed a woman to straighten this out. Do you listen to us much or did you just trip into us this morning?

[Caller]

No, I do listen to you because my husband and I listen to this radio station on Friday nights and when I wake up on Saturday morning, you're always on, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So what she's saying is, you know, I. I went to bed drunk and I fell asleep in your bed. And you're here and I'm here. So why not?

[JD Ryan]

Why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're here. Do you have a cocktail before you. Before you turn this on? I mean, is it just like. Just. Just so you can. Just so you can stand it?

[Caller]

No, it's not like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just so you can stand it.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just close, close the doors and turn off the lights. Okay. A 69 Ford Edsel. Is that what it is? Or Excel?

[Caller]

Ford xl. It's a Ford xl. It's not a Galaxy, but it's like the xl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

It's a two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll look at it. I'm not. It says it doesn't run. It's probably worth nothing, but. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks, Cheryl. Eric has a refurb title. I don't want a bunch of junk ass nothing. Eric, Is this a salvage title card?

[Caller]

I'm sorry, Repeat, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Repeat copy. Is this a salvage title?

[Caller]

It is a salvage title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Johnny Cash?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Johnny. What do you want to bid Eric? Thousand bucks, Eric.

[Babo]

And it ain't me early looking for, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will give a thousand dollars for a 01Z3 with 70 that needs work with a recon.

[JD Ryan]

And on the other side of that scale, you bought $111,000 Porsche this week.

[Demetria Obligar]

Oh yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I saw Uncle Roy driving it on Facebook. What is that? It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a pretty GT3 with 12,000 miles. Black with yellow accents. And it was bought out of Austin area, I believe. Best trip for some something.

[JD Ryan]

So you Buy beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we like pretty cars, expensive cars, and we buy cheap cars, too. But. But just a bunch of, hey, this thing doesn't run. Hey, yeah, 500 cars are. 500.

[JD Ryan]

It got flooded, but it's dry now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That lady said the only reason she listens to us is because we're already there.

[JD Ryan]

But that's how people find it. And she'll tell two friends. And she'll tell two friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to welcome the new audience this morning that doesn't like Christmas music.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. That is already on in many, many markets. Radio stations, because they make good ratings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they fire off the Christmas music at Halloween.

[JD Ryan]

Halloween and first week in November, because they know it's going to create ratings.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's stretching it out. Babo. Is y' all station already gone to Christmas music? Hell no. Hell no.

[JD Ryan]

Seemed uncomfortable earlier. Did we know why that happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were talking about being sexually assaulted by women and that. Well, I've been sexually assaulted and physically assaulted by a woman.

[Babo]

That's so weird for me. But for you to say that, like what we're talking about with. With primarily men.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

On the phone and all. Jokey, joke and, you know, like, you can't really assault a man and all that to tie that to say, that's the same as. As what's going on in some of these other deals in the mainstream media, in the mainstream national press, all over the world, in every town in the country. Now, that's, you know, beware the morally equivalency. You know, I mean, when you remember when they said to Trump, oh, why you like Putin so much? Putin's a bad guy. You know, Putin's killed a lot of people. What did Trump say? Well, we've all killed a lot of people. Beware the morally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what you're saying is, like, don't get caught up in loose conversation. Let people misunderstand what we're really talking about.

[Babo]

I'm trying to buy a fast red car with no top, and I need this show.

[JD Ryan]

What he's saying is you were telling the beach story a few minutes ago. Somebody might listen and hear something different.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we're saying is all over the news, everybody everywhere is coming out saying, I was sexually assaulted by J.D. ryan. Well, because I was sexually assaulted by J.D. ryan in 2004 when he was famous on the radio, and he used his fame to influence me. He promised me that I would be a part of the show that he was on. And I, I, you know, gave him.

[Babo]

Favors when he was 52 and I was 21.

[JD Ryan]

Man, those numbers are really, really close. Do I need to dump that segment there? Possibly the whole segment. Could you?

[John Clay Wolf]

But then my point is, is the women that have used manipulation to get what they want from a man.

[JD Ryan]

Well, okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of.

[JD Ryan]

Buddy, of course there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's millions and billions of dollars that have transferred in the world's economy.

[Caller]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of that magical thing. And they use it well.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they lie.

[JD Ryan]

Women in power certainly use it just like men in power do. It's a human thing. It's not a man or woman thing. It does happen more traditionally. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you read the paper right now and you stick with what's going on, I mean, basically, we all need to go to artificial insemination and just stop. Just never, never, never touch, you know where it's coming?

[JD Ryan]

It's going to. Everybody going to have to sign a release. And if I, by the way, if I was a Rock Star Starting 20 years ago, I would have made everybody sign a release just to say, all right, here's. Here's what you know is getting ready to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daddy needs his medicine.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously. And it's not always men and women. Kevin Spacy was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a guy.

[Babo]

Now, you are right. It goes both ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Matthew McConaughey? Good morning, Matthew Mor.

[Babo]

Moral of this story is, boys, the sexual revolution ain't over. Okay?

[JD Ryan]

No, of course not.

[Babo]

It's not like everybody out of the pool all of a sudden. You know, there's like a night party now.

[JD Ryan]

Right? Right.

[Babo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The lights go down.

[Babo]

There's no. There's no snow cones coming. No. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's not Matthew Mc.

[JD Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our state legislator Buster Dicks Refresh from Austin, Texas.

[Babo]

Refreshment time is over. Okay. Hope y' all enjoy the popcorn.

[JD Ryan]

All the big.

[Babo]

The big.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Buster, you're in politics. You're a powerful man. Have you ever influenced an intern or a woman with your. With your power or promises?

[Babo]

No. You know, early on, I had a. A time or two where I was, you know, tempted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

To get a little frisky.

[Caller]

Sure.

[Babo]

Never in a forceful way or anything. Never offered any money or prestige.

[JD Ryan]

Never.

[Babo]

You know, there's a couple of women in Congress back in the day, you know. You know, they. They passed the line over me a couple times. Really? It was like this, like a 400 relay sometimes down in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

You've been down to Austin?

[JD Ryan]

I've been to Austin.

[Babo]

Everybody's of, you know, loose town, clean jelly bean.

[JD Ryan]

Well, in the. Yeah. During the day just.

[Babo]

I mean, liberal to die for.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they are.

[Babo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

I mean, there's a lot of. You know, there's a lot of pandering going around of a sexual nature.

[JD Ryan]

The government. Yes.

[Babo]

Okay. But I just say, hey, old girl, you know, a th. A th is a. So.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, girl.

[Babo]

But don't. One, don't sat in my job.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Two, don't take my voters. And see you are paying for dinner at Red Lobster. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see Rush Limbaugh buzzing in on. On the pot number four. Rush, what is your take on all this?

[Babo]

You know, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Babo]

I wanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously had something to say. You just jammed your way on the.

[Babo]

Air and you'd never expect this. I want to prepare you.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Babo]

A preamble, if you will. I tend to agree with Bobo a little bit. Listen, but look, in this business, yeah, you get in a lot of trouble. You know, in my case, a lot of times it was because of the Percocets.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Babo]

But I've learned it. I've learned to handle my opioids.

[JD Ryan]

Blame it on.

[Babo]

And I feel great. Well, opioids are no different than natural light.

[JD Ryan]

That's not.

[Babo]

That's the same thing. For all you know, there's a natural light epidemic. But thank goodness for Pfizer and Anheuser Busch.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God. Here go we.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does this have to do with sexual assault? Russ, get back on track.

[Babo]

Dolly Parton, when. When she locked me in a room with.

[John Clay Wolf]

With Dottie west and the Judds, both.

[Babo]

Mother and daughter, ran a microphone into the room, recorded the whole thing, and then threatened to play it for the American Top Country Countdown.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so. What was Kingsley?

[Babo]

What's his name? I hate that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kingsley. He's a friend of mine. We can actually get him on the phone right now. He's. He's. He's 20 miles from here.

[JD Ryan]

I have a weird feeling he won't remember this.

[Babo]

And she brought it.

[Caller]

No.

[Babo]

And she brought in all five of the Forester sisters.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Seven, two, three. Horrible time.

[JD Ryan]

Horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Babo]

Rating to her credit, Juice Newton.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Saved my life that day and certainly my sexual identity. She got me out of there.

[JD Ryan]

She.

[Babo]

It was like the Great Escape with. With Steve McQueen.

[JD Ryan]

Play with the queen.

[Babo]

Snuck me out in her purse. Thank God for Juice Newton.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a lot of requests for more. Son of the. Okay, Charlie, can you give the people what they want? Give me a second here. We'll need a second. 800-800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800800 radio, his own pickup line.

[Babo]

When he needs some extra money, he makes a run to Lubbock to coyote back illegals. Wow. He believes Sammy Hagar was better than David Lee in Van Halen. Hence the red rocker decal on his camper shell. He likes to poke fun at his gay uncle Jack and his friend Bob during family holiday gatherings. Jack and Bob. You get it. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you where I can up with the Jack and Bob deal is when we bought when we. I told you. When I was 19, my best friend and I opened a bar at TC called The Plaid Pig. And the landlord was Jack. I forgot his last name. But he pulled up in his white Cadillac and two pink poodles and he was queer as four three dollar bills. Yeah, and my buddy and I, we were football players. Time I played at smu, he played at tcu. And when when Jack left, Carter looked at me, said, man, that dude was looking at me like I was Thanksgiving dinner.

[JD Ryan]

Fresh out the oven.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then on his. When I called to leave a message on his. On his answering machine, he had this real fiery, flamey answering recording, of course. Hi, this is Jack Crazy. And I'm in the gorilla cage taming the animals. And Bob is out on the lawn doing archery and will be back to you as soon as you leave this cute little message.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swear that was 25 years ago. And I remember, like, I was like, whoa.

[JD Ryan]

I don't want to be on your voice message associated with.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are looking at me like I'm Thanksgiving dinner. And I was so young. I didn't even catch up. I didn't even get it. He's like, dude, I mean, white Cadillac, white poodles. I mean, come on, poodles. Dr.

[JD Ryan]

Gods, good morning, Johnny. How you doing?

[Babo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's that time for the Dear Abby, but actually, we don't have Dear Abby. We have Dr. Khan.

[JD Ryan]

I'm here to give advice straight from the Gods, pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is listener questions if you go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Join our little ditty on Facebook, John Clay Wolf show, and write Dr. Cudds your question. He'll read them on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Life advice from Dr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gods.

[JD Ryan]

I got a call, I got an email this week from James Carson from Baton Rouge. And James writes, Dear Dr. Godz, my mother has been a widow for several years now in her late 70s. Hey, she's made it very clear she will not step foot in a retirement home. She says when the time comes, I'll just move in with you. I love her, but that sounds like my worst nightmare. Whenever I bring up the retirement home, she acts like I'm gonna throw her in a dungeon. I knew I needed some CODs to face this one. So what should I do? Signed, James, the real crappy son Carson. Dear James the jerk. Hey, do like John Clay Wolf is gonna do with his dad. Lock him in a real dungeon and yell, there you go, old man. Now you have something to cry about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

There's your cue from the CODs. Thanks for. Thanks for writing to us. And write us on Facebook if you have a problem. I'll answer it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like for you to come back a little later. I think we can read some more listener emails. 15 Altima s with 48. Ray in San Antonio. This car's worth 8509 grand. Everybody's buried in those cars. Because Nissan made too many of them. They started giving them away. They rented them to all the rent car agencies. Those cars are like the ford Taurus in 96. They're absolutely everywhere. I'm sure you owe 14,000 on it. What's your payoff, Ray?

[Caller]

Probably about 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost two grand off. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and our bike bar is right here.

[Producer]

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[Babo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Producer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Demetria, yes, the local DFW traffic personality on television is going to be here, I think in the next segment. Yep, she's had some issues. Comments, Right. Comments on Facebook, the national news about her dress. International and her body and her curves.

[Caller]

International.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna get to the bottom of this. All right. Can't believe she's coming in the studio. This be great. John, Good morning, you're on the air. John? John. John. John. Oklahoma. John?

[Caller]

Yes, yes, I'm here, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

02911 C2. Is it a C2 or C4? Bring them up.

[Caller]

No, no, it's 02911 Carrera Porsche convertible with a tan top and a maroon paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, no, it's the convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but they make an all wheel drive.

[Babo]

A4.

[John Clay Wolf]

A C4. God, you are in Oklahoma. I forgot. Dude, I'm sorry I didn't dumb it down enough for you so that you can understand what I was saying.

[Caller]

It's Norman, Oklahoma, and I went to ou, so you're going to have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a break. I'm trying. I. Okay, let me start over. John, the car that you own, that you bought comes in a two wheel drive or an all wheel drive. That version is called a C2, which is short for Carrera C2 or C4. There is a C2S, which is a big ass end like Kim Kardashian's hips. So if it's an S, it is the big booty. Speaking of big booty. Yeah. Dimitri will be here in about five minutes from the news. But so you have a small booty, little white girl, flat ass, O2P, C2 with 90,000 miles on it. And you live in Oklahoma. And does the motor leak oil? Because a lot of them do.

[Caller]

It does not leak oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An O2C. I don't know. It's 10 G's. Maybe, maybe, maybe. When you get into the miles in the. In the years on these things, they get tricky because they're hard to maintain. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm not really sure. I was thinking around 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go down to like the local DMV in Oklahoma because I don't think they have any laws up there and ask them to reset the miles to 50 and then. Well, I'll give you 15. No, I'll just ask a local county mountie or highway patrol officer in the state of Oklahoma to help you. You with it. And it's just like Sheriff Joe in. In Love county, you know, he used to run the meth in the town.

[Caller]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you understand how it works. So get her, get her back to 15. Call me back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

We do not recommend.

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[Producer]

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[Babo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[Caller]

I really enjoy the show.

[Producer]

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[Caller]

You're doing a great job. I enjoy listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey now. Well, thank you, everyone. Babo. I'm stuck on this song. You never heard it before, right? It's Aretha doing the Beatles.

[Babo]

Yeah, no, it's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really good. If you look it up online. Eleanor Rigby by Aretha Franklin. So let me grab a couple cars real quick and then we'll get to Demetria. She's. I see her in there. Felix, good morning, you're on the air. Felix, Felix, Felix.

[Babo]

Hello.

[Caller]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I have a 2010 Camaro Super Sport with the RS package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it convertible or a hard top?

[Caller]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already been to give me the vin.com and put it in there so the computer could bid it. Okay. No. Have you already done that? No, I can do it right now. I should know what my computer said. It's a RSS. I mean, it's a 2SS coupe with how many miles?

[Caller]

49,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof or navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 2010, right. Does it have aftermarket cats or anything Geeked out on the mods. Okay.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

50,000. Leather, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean Carfax. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. What will I give? I'll give 13 grand for that rig. Let me see. I might give a little more. 13, 14, 15.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what? 15. I'm going to rate it in. Yeah, I'm just. I'm just gonna trade it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want us. What do you want to trade it in on?

[Caller]

Yeah, get rid of it. If ZF1 is 2013. ZL1.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just had one of those with 1700 miles last week.

[Caller]

This one has 43. All right, 4300.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, load it up in the website. 800. 800. Seven, two, three for Jamie. A wore out beetle with 100 on it's worth, you know, two grand, 2500. You there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Oh, three VW beetles worth 2000 with a hundred on it, maybe three. These Volkswagens don't stay running. They're the worst cars in the world. They're just awful. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. Let me get this BMW. Brian, I do want to look at this BMW. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that. I'm driving right now and I was on the show, so I figured out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I'm just out of time on Cars. We've got to get to Dimitri on there. And I think you'd rather listen to her than talk about cars anyway.

[Caller]

Sure thing. I'll put it on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bring her in here. Dude, have you seen the box? Have you seen the booty on this guy?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was just down in the green room. She's getting some coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, she needs blinkers to turn left and right.

[JD Ryan]

I'll go get her.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Demetria, good morning. Hello, darling.

[JD Ryan]

There we go. Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, you gotta turn her bike on, Mike. It's. It's. It's amazing thing right there. And teach them how to use.

[JD Ryan]

Say hi. No, it's on. It's on. Just say hi.

[Demetria Obligar]

Hello.

[JD Ryan]

She's used a little clip on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, you got to get in that mic talk. You know how to do it. You're used to those clip ons. Demetrius, thanks for joining us.

[Demetria Obligar]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Demetria Obligar]

I am good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's been going on in your world? Honey?

[JD Ryan]

Everything. It's been crazy. Did you just come out of the blue? This kind of. This. This frenzy just. You just kind of like. Surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, I bet.

[JD Ryan]

But it's got to be great for your career. I wonder how it started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, are you glad that. I mean, everybody knows who you are now?

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say career wise. You couldn't ask for a better bump. This is an international story. They're talking about it in Europe. The Sun.com, or whatever their UK paper is, is doing a story on it today.

[Babo]

Isn't she great?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's amazing.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah, I'm. I'm actually a little speechless.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she's not used to a radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's your theory? What happened? What's the deal?

[Demetria Obligar]

I don't know. It's just like, you know, Took a nap, woke up, and I'm just all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Because of your dress?

[Demetria Obligar]

My body and the dress I chose.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not what you. I mean, you do understand that you have more. More curves than a Le Mans course, right?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yes, well, now I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You didn't know before. You were oblivious to it.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah, it's just, you know, just how I was born.

[JD Ryan]

It's never been a big deal until now. You wear one dress on TV, and suddenly everybody wants to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? What? What the lady started. The lady left a thing on your Twitter, right?

[Demetria Obligar]

I guess she was offended by my dress. Some 16, 18 in her eyes and trying to squeeze in a six.

[Babo]

What?

[JD Ryan]

You know, she said she's a size 18 in her eyes, and she says you're trying to wear a size six dress.

[Babo]

Jealous.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, jealous. Exactly. Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to squeeze into a six. I think you do it pretty well.

[JD Ryan]

I think you did it real well.

[Demetria Obligar]

Well, thank you, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to talk right into that mic.

[Demetria Obligar]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There you are. This is radio, not television, honey.

[Demetria Obligar]

I see.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Demetria Obligar]

Let me turn the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how was the drive over from Dallas?

[Demetria Obligar]

It was not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch any of what we were talking about on all this sexual. All this? All these people coming out of the woodwork, talking about how this guy did this to me and this guy did that to me. Have you had that happen in your career?

[Demetria Obligar]

I don't have that problem. It's the other way around. I get harassed. I don't harass.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, oh, she doesn't need to. It's like, she doesn't need to be here talking to radio people. She's a TV person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Women can sexually assault men.

[Demetria Obligar]

Oh, most definitely.

[JD Ryan]

That didn't take long at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you have. Do you have any stories?

[Demetria Obligar]

I mean, you see it all the time, especially in the workplace, right? You know, you see women coming on to men, and men just trying to be nice and be professional. And I had a friend that said, okay, I'm looking for my can of hefa be gone spray. Because this one particular co worker just would not leave me alone. I'm like, hefa, be gone spray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hefa, Heifer, Heifer, be gone spray. Oh, that's funny. So your Twitter blew up around the world.

[JD Ryan]

I think this had to do something. There was some jealousy involved here. So either the lady's really jealous of you, or maybe her husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, wait, what's your theory on.

[Demetria Obligar]

You know what, J.D. that's what I kind of came up with. It just Made me wonder was it her husband that saw me in a dress or her boyfriend? And it was kind of like, well, wow.

[JD Ryan]

She walked in the room, he's watching TV going, wow. She's like, I'll take care of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm into traffic all of a sudden.

[JD Ryan]

Baby, look at that background.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the best thing that happened to Dallas Fort Worth traffic since Tammy Dombeck was in her 20s following him. And if you'd like to read about that, there's a lawsuit about her in her late 30s.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

She, she sued him.

[Demetria Obligar]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sued him for. Because she said that she was discriminated against.

[JD Ryan]

She did not get a job because they hired a younger woman and somebody with no experience at all. And she's got years of experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what I'm, here's why I brought you in. Honey, girl, sweetie child, easy. What minute she's thickest, baby, look at that.

[JD Ryan]

She's a TV personality going, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Listen to that. I mean, look at, look, she's got the damn, look at what she's wearing. Where you from, honey? South car. I mean, damn.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't have to dress up for radio, by the way, but you did. Looks great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you, you, you, you look great.

[Babo]

True that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I, I couldn't, most cars couldn't hold the, hold the curves.

[JD Ryan]

That's a Porsche holding that curve, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just, you got 10 years in you here on this TV bit. You need to come in more often with us and do radio so that you'll have another career when you're done. Because definitely from watching Tammy and, and Wendy Dolan.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they, when, when time is time, it's by gone. Yeah, but you got that cool voice.

[JD Ryan]

She does.

[Babo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does have a cool voice.

[JD Ryan]

Very cool voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We. You want to hang around here with us for a little while?

[Demetria Obligar]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. Why don't you take us out? Just say be more. Be right back with more of the John Clay will show.

[Demetria Obligar]

We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. Show.

[Producer]

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[Babo]

Give me the Vin.com so easy you can do it in your eyes.

[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I say no. You say stop. I say give me the bin.

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[Caller]

Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say goodbye. Good morning, everybody. Hello, Clay wolf. Hello.

[Babo]

Listen to Paul getting down on that base, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Texas. Hello, Arkansas. Hello, Oklahoma. Hello, Louisiana's big LSU game tonight. Lots of college football. I could talk for hours, but I won't. Anthony in San Antonio. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see on the board Here it says 91 Mercedes G Wagon. 200 G ODO. Broken. Yeah.

[Caller]

That is a gray import vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just, I was just, I was just fixing to say they weren't. They. I forgot what year they launched these in the states, but it was not in 91. So is it inspected and road legal?

[Caller]

I'm driving it right now.

[Babo]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not bought a European G wagon.

[Caller]

This is also the two door. The short modding average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean, just kind of what it is. It's like an old defender. Is it ten grand?

[Caller]

Is it what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten thousand?

[Caller]

Oh, I would say probably estimate way more than that. But I was hoping you could help me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it and when?

[Caller]

I paid 17 for it about six months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they made about five GS on you. I think the car brings 12. It's just, just off my gut. But what I've learned over the years. My gut is ridiculously right. I don't know. I don't know because I, I haven't had this particular car. But I'm just helping you go spitballing. I'm. I'm looking at it like an old defender, but I don't think it's as sexy and as desirable as a Land rover. Definitely Fender91.

[Caller]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, low to mid teens is what I think.

[Caller]

Okay, well, I appreciate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Satan. Good morning, Satan.

[Caller]

John. Yeah, hi, everybody. It's prince of darkness here.

[Babo]

Oh, this guy buys a miled out European G wagon with a broken odometer.

[Caller]

And you're Gonna give him $10,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

What's he gonna buy next?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Lotus Esprit Turbo 1981 that has 10,000 miles on it but no service records?

[Caller]

He'll go and open Obama's pizza franchise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obama pizza franchise? I didn't know that was out yet.

[Caller]

Mama's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Mama's.

[Caller]

Don't mix up the two. Hey, but Obama's pizza.

[JD Ryan]

That would work pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would work pretty well.

[Caller]

Free pizza for everyone.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. It's always. You're always.

[JD Ryan]

You're always so tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ray Baba. What have you got going on with the candles over there? I don't. This isn't real normal for you to, like, be all. You're all prettied up, and you've got. You've got, like, mood candles, and it's a. I can't.

[JD Ryan]

It's a white candle. Can I look at it?

[Babo]

I knew. I knew that Ms. Demetriosis was coming.

[JD Ryan]

Is that an Obama? I'm looking across the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Obama on that candle?

[Babo]

No, it's St. Martin.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my bad. I'm looking across the room.

[Babo]

Don't say Martin. Can you not see the little. Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just all. Are you just trying to set the mood over there because you got a pretty girl over there sitting next to you?

[Babo]

Hey, man, look.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Yes. It's a vanilla scented. He's trying to get all you guys.

[Babo]

Every one of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Demetri, don't fall for it.

[Babo]

3. I see three guys here that all got old ladies. Okay? This is all I got. The candle is all I got. You just got her now or today.

[JD Ryan]

The Obama camel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dimitri, is Baba your type?

[Demetria Obligar]

Well, she's.

[Babo]

She's looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is. What is your current love situation?

[Demetria Obligar]

Well, you should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. How would I know?

[Babo]

How would he know what's going on? What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a man? Yes or no?

[JD Ryan]

She's talked about her boyfriend. Yes, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's worried because there's a lot of things she can't say. She got cleared to come on the show, but she, like, gave me a whole list of things we couldn't talk about.

[JD Ryan]

People are very. Pardon my word here. They're very anal about things that happen on the radio. They don't trust radio guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's.

[JD Ryan]

That's why she's kind of laid back a little bit. Yeah.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you do have a man or you don't?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married? Are you married? It's a yes or no. You got three men. You want to call them all on the phone and compare them? What you got? I know. I mean, if. If Bobbo has his way, you're gonna have a man before this is over. God, no.

[Babo]

I'm not like that. I'm not like. That's babo. I'm actually much cooler than I look, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audio clip of the week. We've got Tony Romo versus Deion Sanders.

[Demetria Obligar]

Dion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Have you heard this?

[JD Ryan]

Is this real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Tony, of course. The Cowboys beat the Chiefs, and he was broadcasting the game. Great job, by the way.

[JD Ryan]

He did a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tony cracked a little joke on Deion Sanders.

[JD Ryan]

Peters doesn't want to tackle. That's one of the things I'm telling you.

[Babo]

He's really good out there at the.

[Caller]

Corner off coverage, but in tackling, not his thing.

[JD Ryan]

No. And he makes Deion Sanders look good at tackling sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Dion didn't like that one too much, so he.

[Commercial Announcer]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was one crack. Dion had like six. Listen to this.

[JD Ryan]

Where's Dion talking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so Dion's on the NFL Network, by the way, and so he's on, you know, the. Whatever, Nanop Show.

[JD Ryan]

He has a platform to get back at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Babo]

Ten years as a starter, you're 2 and 4 in the playoffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ain't won nothing.

[Babo]

I tried to bury the hatchet. Both of us work for cbs. I went and shook your hand and say, tony, you're doing a great job this year. I thought that would be it. But nevertheless, you keep on shooting at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony, what's going on, man?

[Babo]

I got a gold jacket that I didn't buy. Doc says hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

And bye.

[Babo]

Tony, leave me alone, man. I got a lot of ammunition, man. How many interceptions? How many interceptions? 19 and 2012. Come on, man. You threw to everybody but me. Tony, Come on, man. You know you never won the big one. You know you never won the big one. So stop, man. Leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried to take the high road, but I don't know the address, don't know the address, don't know the address.

[JD Ryan]

Of the high road. That was Tony's. Was tiny compared to that, but, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean, it was a shot.

[JD Ryan]

It was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes Dion Sanders look like a good. But Dion's not a tackler, and everybody knows, and in fact, J.D. ryan knows, that Dion was an attacker.

[JD Ryan]

And I don't know sports for nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait to hear what Romero say about that.

[JD Ryan]

Wasn't even close. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Doyle, line one. Where are you calling from?

[JD Ryan]

His dad.

[Caller]

Texas. Jayton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jayton. Jayton. That's up by Lubbock, is it not?

[Caller]

Yes, Sir. Yes. About 100 miles from love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been there. So you've got a. You got a hay hook on the back of this thing?

[Caller]

No sir, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you take it off? Getting ready to sell it.

[Caller]

You said no. It don't have a. A high hook on it. It don't. It didn't come with one man. I just pulled trailer with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. An 09 Silverado 3/4 ton flatbed. Is it a crew cab or extended.

[Caller]

It's an extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Not a Cheyenne but what's it called? A sl. The work truck or is it a slt? I mean Silverado or Silverado. Do this. Send me some pictures of this thing. I hate to bid a truck sight unseen from Jayton, Texas. That's been worked out in those fields and I just want to bid it right. I need to see it. Can you take some pictures with your phone? Put it on givemetheven.com thanks. Sterling in Alvarado. A 3012 dually 4 wheel drive limited diesel. This is limited RT. They don't make a RT. He probably wrote this down wrong.

[Caller]

No, it's. It's probably it. It's a limited. But it does have like the rt. Like the factory style RT insignia. The black on the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Sport.

[Caller]

Has the SIR.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a four wheel drive diesel and it's limited. It's a 12. So it's leather roofing Nav.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it. Is it a mega cab or crew cab?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

153,000 miles. Big, big, big miles.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my head. 25,000.

[Caller]

25. Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a truck like that, with that. With that many miles. I need to see pictures. You were hoping for what?

[Caller]

I was hoping for a little more but I understand the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the miles. I mean Cummins are great but that's still a hell of an offer for us for a 2012 truck with 150000 miles. And that's a testament to Dodge trucks. The diesels, they're wonderful.

[JD Ryan]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-7234. 808. Hang on just a second. Mark. Don't tell me this is really right. I see A. I see 07 BMW Z4M. An M version of the Z4 coupe with 156. It doesn't have that many miles on it, does it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it does man. It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it says here you want 17 to 18 grand.

[Caller]

That's. That's what I'm thinking. I. I know the market for the lower mileage models is Would be in the mid-20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Charlie, Charlie. What did I sell? That 50,000 mile Z MZ3.4. That was a 04. Was it like eight, eight grand?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This rig, this rig's got 150 on it, man. It's a different animal when, when these cars get into big miles, it just changes everything. 800. 800. It's not a Dodge Cummins diesel.

[JD Ryan]

Big difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big difference.

[JD Ryan]

This weekend a Facebook group is now calling for an NFL boycott. This weekend because it's Veterans day. They're going to use their stage basically to say until millionaire football players stop protesting the national anthem of the United States, we will be boycotting the NFL. So this weekend being Veterans day, they're trying to get a big protest going on. Unbelievable. What else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Heads up everybody. If you have a 14 through current year body style half ton Chevrolet truck, it has lost $3,000 worth of value in the past 60 days.

[Babo]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Absolutely.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because General Motors came out with rebates. First of all, they're ugly. Second of all, they're not selling well. Third of all, they're too high. And fourth of all, General Motors came out and did a plan pricing on them to get rid of them. If you take all the trucks I bought in that body stock style, an averaged amount, I swear it's got brackets around it.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We blew 7,000 on one last Tuesday. 7,000. The loser of the year goes to a 16 ltz half ton Chevrolet two wheel drive truck. Thanks Obama. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a minute.

[Producer]

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[Caller]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[Producer]

Call in 800. 800 radio presented by givethe vin.com it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is presented by give me the vin.com. if you'd like to sell your car quick, get a free appraisal immediately at your fingertips. Go to give me the vent. We will buy your car, come pick it up. If we don't beat your carmax appraisal, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. So you'll either A get more money for your car, B, get a check for hundreds and I sent four checks out last week.

[JD Ryan]

This weekend does happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does happen very rarely. And we do what we say we're going to do. When it does happen, we just, we'll pay for the opportunity. Don, this car, I see that you want 26 grand for this truck and I'm not going to get there. I can tell you right now 2012 Denali. 2012 Denali with 85. Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

All wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just that the body style, you know, it's. It's been replaced and everything. The new ones are coming down hard. The 15 and 16 and 17s, I mean, coming down like three, four, five grand. So the, the older ones are doing the same. So I think this car is a $22,000 rig. Okay, if that works for you, go to givemethevin.com and load it up and we'll. We'll make it happen. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you have a car, if you're just wondering around or thinking about it, go to the website if you're serious about selling and on the money. Maybe already working some deals with dealers or been to Carmax and got an offer. Want to see if I can beat it? Do that. I like saving the people on the radio, on the air for transactions.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. People that are serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

People kick tires. That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The website is for everybody. Yeah. Because it can take a thousand bids a minute, right? It can take more than that, actually. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. How about these Christmas songs already on the radio?

[JD Ryan]

It's because they get ratings to do it. So radio stations flip over before Thanksgiving. In fact, just after Halloween, they switch over and start playing. It's the most wonderful time.

[Babo]

Yeah, but it's also because they're awesome.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, stop it. You're not. You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Christmas five years ago, we had. But before Ronnie James Dio died.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had him come in the studio back when we were doing the Daily Nooner.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he recorded some Christmas tunes before my time.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I never heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got great audio of it. And I think that we should submit these tunes to those stations, those easy listening stations to play. Let's let you be the judge. Ok.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Roasting, blazing with a F. Jack Frost slashing at your nose Christmas songs sung by a black rusted choir. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Babo]

Girls dressed down for rock and roll.

[JD Ryan]

So yeah, there's one that's good. I like that one. Actually, I don't know if I hear it on the happy station. What about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this was pretty good. Silver bells. Have you heard this?

[Babo]

Okay, that's a great Silver bell, silver bills It's Christmas time down in the underworld.

[John Clay Wolf]

And apparently he actually, he did a. A duo with John Anderson, too. The country guy? Yes. John Anderson. The country singer. Yes. Weird combo. Weird straight tequila night. John Anderson.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Babo]

I really can't stand.

[Caller]

But he.

[Babo]

It's cold outside I got to go. But honey, it's cold outside this evening has been Been hoping that you would drop in so very nice I'll hold your hands they're just. Just like eyes. My mother will start to worry Beautiful watch you hurry hey. My father will touch your ball My nuts are gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of weird there at the end.

[JD Ryan]

Christmas turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Rob Halper do one, too? Rob Halper, Judas Priest, he really did one. I don't know if we've got that. We might do that next week. Yeah. He. Judas Priest Christmas songs. I swear to God. It's out there somewhere. We need to find it. Oh, the actual track of it.

[JD Ryan]

A real one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure I could find that. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Eric received trade in offer of 2508 Saturn View with 110.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It has just a smidge of hail, but only me or you would be able to notice that. Anybody that's not car person probably wouldn't catch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a car person?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I work for auto auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So why didn't you trade it in?

[Caller]

They only bid me. I'm trying to get into A. A 2016, 2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee from a wife which we both desperately want for her. But the best trade in we got so far was 25, and I can't accept that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which auction do you work for?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't know what that. Let me say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just say it. They don't know your name.

[Caller]

I'll tell you this. I work for one of the big chains, and it's not Mannheim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out in Lancaster.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big place. I haven't been out there in years and years and years. How many years have you worked for Odessa?

[Caller]

I've been here. I've been here 15 years. And they finally came to the announcement that nobody's allowed to. To buy or sell as an employee through the auction anymore. So I'm kind of stuck with this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a funny deal. Speaking of Jeep Grand Cherokees. So listen to this. So I have this Jeep that we bought off of a. Give me the Vin listener, right? And a Grand Cherokee, and it has an airbag light on. What part of the auction do you work in?

[Caller]

The Fleet Leaf, which handles the bank reposition.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the rule on airbag disclosure?

[Caller]

Oh, it's, it's full disclosure. It's not required for disclosure anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's say the airbag goes off on your Saturn view.

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

And in your, in your driveway.

[JD Ryan]

We say goes off. You mean explodes, deploys and you repair it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have to disclose that?

[Caller]

Yes, it has to be. And it's going to be on, it's going to follow auto check. It's going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on. You're in your driveway and it goes off on accident because somebody did something and then you replace it.

[Caller]

Hmm. You know, that's a good question. I don't think I've ever been encountered with a non accidental.

[JD Ryan]

Why would it go off accidentally?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something happened years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the. Gimme the VIN customer and we. It had an airbag light on, the module was bad. Okay, so this mechanic shop went and got a salvage airbag module and replaced it.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when they inserted it all the bags and the whole thing went off.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God. Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. And actually we, we, we have audio of it. Yeah, this is, I've, I've been saving this here. Yeah, this is the actual audio of the incident happening.

[JD Ryan]

Airbags going off inside a shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Holmes. Hey, that's a nice car, man. Better get it back to the circus before they find out it's gone. Oh, you want it up, bud? Hey, is that all the hair? You can get it up, man? Go ahead, hit it, man.

[Caller]

That is too funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lesson to learn here is if you're buying a salvage airbag module, make sure it hasn't been activated in the accident. Because when they plugged in the activated airbag module, I all went off. Oh my God. Unbelievable. Hey Zach, if you're in the auction business, you know a damn Saturn ain't worth nothing.

[Babo]

Short story long way down the path.

[JD Ryan]

To kick him into the lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, walking with him. John. Where are you calling from? You're awful nice. San Antonio. You've got a 06Z51 vet with 30 on it.

[Caller]

33 000. Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you're wanting to trade it in?

[Caller]

No, no, just. Well, I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says you have an offer of 22. Is that right? Or you want 22? You want 22.

[Caller]

That's correct. That's my, that's what I'm trying to get out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you marketing this, this Corvette right now?

[Caller]

Well, it's just here local on craigslist cars.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has it been for sale?

[Caller]

Oh, I had it on For, I want to say, eight weeks. And then I think it expired, so I just didn't end up putting it back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a boat that I haven't been able to sell. And the reason I don't sell it is because I won't answer the phone when they call.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to trade?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to see Ray?

[Caller]

Oh, gosh, man. No, no, actually, I need the money for. For a home that I'm getting ready to build.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if this car's got a clean carfax is nice. I will. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black with the cashmere interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It's thick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an 18 grand buyer, maybe 19. So.

[Caller]

Got navigation. It's all set up. I don't know if that makes any difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 18 grand buy it? I mean, it's a check. It's a check. You'll get paid, right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, do you. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

No title. Please go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. load it up. Think about it. Let's buy the car. I can send somebody to your house, pick it up with a check. Now, you've been running an ad for months and nobody's done anything or talked about it. And I'm sitting here. I can buy it. I might give 19. That's close enough. It says 06, man. It ain't it. We're in 2017. Gotta remember that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sean, where you calling from? Magnolia, Arkansas or Louisiana?

[Caller]

Tech, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

North of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 11F 250 lariat. Super. It says super cab. Does it mean super crew, like four door.

[Caller]

Yeah, super.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not an extended cab, right?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so leather roof, Nav Lariat. It's got sunroof, navigation. It's a 2011. It's got 90,000 miles on it. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Somewhere between average and clean. It's no dents, no scratches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted?

[Caller]

No, it's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you $30,000, do I own a 2011 F250?

[Caller]

That's pretty good. Yeah, pretty damn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go load it up. Let's do it.

[Caller]

All right, we'll do. I gotta sell my horses and horse trailer first. I'm ready to get out of the country. So as soon as I do that, I'll get on there and give you a shot out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I put. I think I've sold my place. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Your house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y really? Y.

[JD Ryan]

That's such a cool place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I'm gonna miss it, man. It was my grandparents place, but I found a house in Fort Worth a little closer and we're. It's a little closer. It only has three bedrooms though, so we're gonna have to add two bedrooms.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so you're gonna build anyway. You were gonna build out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I was over there with the architect yesterday. He's. I love gay people, right. I just. He is just. He's the happiest, nicest.

[JD Ryan]

They're always happy. I mean, not, not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had more fun with this guy yesterday. And, and, and he is just. He is like when we were going to redo the kitchen, right, My wife wasn't there, but that's a blessing. I was. I don't want to do that today. But he was like going through. Okay, now if I'm cooking, because I cook in our relationship and I wanted this here and that there and this there, there's no reason to travel. He's going through all this stuff like the wife. Yeah, you're right. I mean, it's like I had my wife, but I didn't have to listen to her. It was awesome. So we were going through all the pieces of this remodel and I was getting the woman's opinion without all the BS and like in the argument, he. He would fight back a little bit Now. No, I'm. You're not going to do that.

[Caller]

I love.

[JD Ryan]

This is Queer Eye for the Straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was wonderful.

[JD Ryan]

This is how that TV show came about. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good guy. He's a hell of an architect. He was the one who drew up the plans for the redo that we never did.

[JD Ryan]

You're not gonna put that there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are not doing that. John Clay Wolf.

[Babo]

Oh my God. John Clay Wolf. If you put the stove on an island, then where are you gonna put your hood? You're gonna have fumes all over the house and oil fumes in the wintertime when you fry fish. It's gonna be horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know you brought him in, John. I mean, I. That's exactly what that was. Exactly. The conversation is. We were arguing it to put the stove in the island.

[Babo]

Listen, me get the built in.

[JD Ryan]

He gets it, man. He gets it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if the vent is in the middle over the island, then it's sucking all the air from all four sides. And if it's backed up against the backsplash on a wall, then it's more condensed and we don't have to overdo it and it does a better job.

[JD Ryan]

Did not know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that either.

[JD Ryan]

Well, he does.

[Babo]

And it's too open. It's too open. You could be on a Sunday morning, you're making your crepes.

[JD Ryan]

Crepes.

[Babo]

And you could fry your cat. No, you can't because they always jump on the island.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do. No, they don't.

[Babo]

Mine does. Little Scotty.

[JD Ryan]

Scotty the cat.

[Babo]

I named him after the man on Star Trek.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Scotty, beam me up.

[Babo]

I think it's fabulous. Oh, my God, there's eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is our phone number. Put Jake on hold real quick. Jake. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number or just the plate number is all you have to do. And let's look at the carfax. Because you said the local dealer saying it was in an accident, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just go to my website, give me the vin.com, put your plate number in or your VIN number and it'll. It'll pull it. We'll know and we'll go over it off the air. But I'd like to.

[JD Ryan]

Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio. Don't you talk so fast. I'm just trying to make this good time. I'm trying to make it last.

[Producer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Babo]

His only pickup line at the bar is, I'm not into small talk. I'll just come out and say it. Do you want them? He's prepping his five acres with a greenhouse, grow lights and all the trimmings so he'll be more than ready when Texas decides to legalize it. He religiously listens to the John Clay Wolf show on Saturday mornings, usually stoned off his ass with a nice Woman he met on Backpage.com. he is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Producer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike and Grapevine.

[Caller]

Hello. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. I see it says you took your cars away from your kiddos.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many kiddos?

[Caller]

Well, I've got four, but the two that are mine and two that are my sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all yanked all their cars?

[Caller]

I yanked my youngest son's cars. The Tacoma and the Camaro.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is he?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does he have two cars?

[Caller]

He has three. He also has a Toyota Camry, which he's driving now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does he have three cars at 22?

[Caller]

Well, when he was, he did really, really good in school. So I said, I'll buy whatever car you want. He said, I want a Camaro. So I went out, you know, bought the Camaro for him, and then he decided he wanted to go four wheeling. So I went, bought a Tacoma pickup truck. But I didn't buy a four wheel drive. I just bought one that was lifted, you know, lifted up. And then he got his gas bills, got too expensive for me. So I took it away and said, here, drive the. He's in Austin going to school at ut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are two of the cars up here?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

All four vehicles I have for sale, plus the boat and Harley. They're all up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, here's what we need to do. Go to givemethevin.com and load one of them and then push email John or comments. Okay. And send me a list of all these cars. I need the. The year, make, model, miles, the VIN number and pictures in here. My email address is J Wolf with an E J W O L F E at go wolf. G-O-W-O-L-E.com and I just send me list all four and I'll just hang it. I mean, if you want to sell them all one shot, including the bike, I'll do it all at once.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'd like to sell a boat too. You need a Baja boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I need. I'll try. I need to get rid of my boat. I need to get rid of my boat. My name is John Claywolf and we buy cars and radio and sell boats.

[JD Ryan]

Sally is losing her face.

[Producer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

We're back.

[Producer]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio love listening to y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[Producer]

Presented by. Give me the vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is this? It's the raspberries. Go all the way.

[JD Ryan]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. It wasn't on the music list.

[Babo]

Hold on.

[JD Ryan]

It's going to change.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's that. That recording just sucks.

[JD Ryan]

That's great radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiffany, good morning.

[Babo]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Tiffany. Tiffany. Tiffany. Hi. Where's Hillster? Hillster?

[Caller]

It is about nine miles outside of Woodville.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where's Woodville?

[Caller]

On Highway 69. Highway 69. East Texas. Kind of in between Beaumont and Nacogdocha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we got a 06 Ford F150 extended cab. FX4.5.4 has time. How many miles? 122. Four wheel drive.

[Caller]

779. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's an extended, not a crew cab, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's got it. Yeah. Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work? You sound disappointed. I don't want you disappointed. I don't want a mad East Texas woman coming out.

[Caller]

Well, I had gotten an offer for 6,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I was just hoping you can match.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I can.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do this. Go to give. Go to givemetheven.com. put either the license plate number or the VIN number in there and It'll pop the VIN. Give me some pictures. Say 6000 is what I'll sell it for. Talk to John on the radio and I'll look at it when we get off the air and I'll buy it if it's nice. Even if it. I mean, if I know it's not brand new. It's an 06 with a hundred on it. But.

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have five, four tick. And what that means is that engine. That engine in that year model has upper engine noise. A lot of them from the Ford defect. Have you ever had anybody tell you it has engine noise?

[Caller]

One person mentioned it, but they said it wasn't the point where I need to get repaired yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So what I'm.

[Caller]

But it is a 5.4 Triton, do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pop the hood on it, let it idle, and send a video also so I can hear.

[Caller]

Okay. I have already gone to the website and I posted the picture and everything just showed a mileage. I wasn't eligible for an instant offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right, because anything over 115,000 miles, our system won't bid it automatically. But we'll get it. I'll buy it. Tiffany, I want to buy it. So we're good.

[Caller]

Okay. How soon do we do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can run it to Fort Worth and get a check today if you want to.

[Caller]

Oh, Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I can come get it.

[Caller]

I thought you were in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I can come get it on. You're. How far are you from Houston? I've got a check. I've got a checkbook in Houston also. We can come to you. Not today in Houston, but Monday or Tuesday. We can get it done. Or you can run it to our office. You can run it to our office in Spring and get a chance check.

[Caller]

Can I do the spring thing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, we're not there today.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we can do it Monday. Well, we'll get it handled off the air, but I'll buy it. I'll get you paid quick. The banks aren't open today anyway. Right.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. John, 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I get something weird I got to bring up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What?

[JD Ryan]

I just was out getting coffee. Your dad is in the outer office. My father. Your father walked in the. The front door and he's in the outer office. I told him to stay, cuz I didn't know if you wanted him in here or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't talked to him in years.

[JD Ryan]

I know. That's why. That's why I was cautious about why he walked in the front door and he said, I want. I've been listening to the radio. I'm like, stop. Don't go any further. Let me go talk to John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have a gun?

[JD Ryan]

No, he has no guns. He has no guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, tell him to come in.

[JD Ryan]

Hang on a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad. All right, that'll be fun. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Step up to the mic here. Right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hello, John. What are you doing over there?

[Babo]

Imagine my surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walk in the door to hear my.

[Babo]

Son talking to a homosexual on radio. You always was a magnet for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of man, wasn't you, boy?

[Caller]

What?

[Babo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna talk about selling that.

[Babo]

House I give you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't give me that house. Your mom gave you that house. And I paid you for. For it.

[Babo]

I was thinking about buying it back myself. Oh, y' all tore that mother up, didn't you?

[JD Ryan]

Tore the house up.

[Babo]

Got the driveways all tore up. Matt dog you got living in the.

[Caller]

Cellar house.

[JD Ryan]

Your dad's losing.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you hadn't sold all the land around us. Oh, then we would have been staying. Well, I make a living too.

[Babo]

I ain't gonna go out buying boats and motorcycles and trucks on the damn radio, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[JD Ryan]

Little animosity.

[Babo]

You know where we got his name from? Where?

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say, where did his.

[Babo]

Mama run around with this ministry man?

[JD Ryan]

The Clay part of his name.

[Babo]

Clay. Oh, now, my name is John. John cen.

[JD Ryan]

Right, you're John cen.

[Babo]

Thank you very damn much. And we decided to name him after both because we wasn't sure who the donor was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know that that's.

[Babo]

You sell that house, I'm gonna cut the timber off of it and make it into a Frisbee golf course. Now that I believe I've been working with. Who's not Bobby Flay. Who's that other chef working in town?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Babo]

Me and him was out smoking some dope the other afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't smoke dope.

[Babo]

He said it was.

[Caller]

He said what, y'?

[Babo]

All. That gets the frisbee golf course. Yeah, cut all your timber down there. Sell some shiner box to the dopers and Totino speeches.

[JD Ryan]

Your dad is all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him out of here.

[JD Ryan]

Come on. Come with me. Come with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll show you what to do.

[Caller]

That house, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Security. Security.

[Babo]

The roof is coming down.

[JD Ryan]

Don't.

[Babo]

Nobody better buy that thing.

[JD Ryan]

God. Sell into your dad's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dog in the yard, that's house. House. It was my grandparents house and they gave it to him for free.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bought it from him. And I was buying all the land around it and he wound up selling it to another guy. Screw me out of it to be a prick, man.

[JD Ryan]

No animosity there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just been in the family since the 50s.

[Babo]

Y' all got issues.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have any issues. I'm.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks. Thanks for dropping by.

[John Clay Wolf]

The facts are the facts, Zach. And eight Denali with 94 is worth $10,000. Maybe. Maybe it's a. It's an Envoy Denali. Hang on just a second. I don't know. Zach, go to the website, give me the vin.com and load it up. I don't have time to think about it you there? All right. 800-800-Radio. You know the number. We'll be right back.

[Producer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemethevin.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number. And his system will immediately issue a price right there. Give me the vin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.

[Producer]

Givemethepin.com and now send your juan clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got some distortion. Kyle. Lake Charles. 14 rogue. Select. What's a select? Kyle? Kyle, what's. What's a select? Rogue. You mean an sl?

[Caller]

No, it. It says it. It's a select. I don't know what the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather and sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just gonna bet it off. How many miles? 24,000 miles. Probably 14 grand. Go to givemethevin.com and put it in there. It'll tell us immediately. Give me the VI N dot com. And if you don't have your VIN number, just put your plate number in there and select your state and it'll pop the VIN number out of there. Push a couple of pictures too and we'll get the right number. Randy, here he comes.

[JD Ryan]

Chipper. Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys. Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

What's going on?

[JD Ryan]

It's just another day in paradise. Good to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a little colder.

[Caller]

Better? About three months ago, well, it was warmer. Yeah, it don't really register till you get that first cold snap.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but you covered in fur. I wouldn't think it would bother you.

[Caller]

I know, but you can tell just cause you got fur. Watch your missing. Nice sunny days in the park.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, a lot of people get out there and drop food for you.

[Caller]

Even now though, you know it's the place to be.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man, really?

[Caller]

It's a chipmunk's bead lot.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Caller]

Well, it's a prime location for begging and scrounging.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I understand.

[Caller]

You wouldn't believe the stuff people just throw on the ground. Like, I mean, on a good day, park's chock full of peanuts and tater chips and even quality leftover people food.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah, Lately there's quite a few of them half eaten chizo burgers laying around. Yeah, I don't think they're going over very well.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't think that's cuz they taste different. Different, but freeze free, I was gonna say.

[Caller]

Especially if you're high enough.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God.

[Caller]

And old ladies come out and sell crackers at the ducks. And you can intercept a whole pound of crackers if you're willing to make a show out of it. Long as they ain't, you know, an Asian woman.

[JD Ryan]

What? Why?

[Caller]

I don't know why, but they get real spiritual when they're feeding them ducks.

[JD Ryan]

Asian women do.

[Caller]

Oh yeah. And every animal knows you never come between the Asian woman and her precious damn ducks.

[JD Ryan]

All the ducks?

[Caller]

Yeah, because. And I don't know if this is common knowledge, I don't know. But an Asian woman.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

In the souls of her. Duck hypnosis will eat your ass. It's the old men.

[JD Ryan]

You have to keep an eye on the old men.

[Caller]

Yeah. When it gets cold like this. Bunch of old men's all you got hanging around down there in the daytime, it's always the same old thing. These old guys from the 50s and 60s, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

They always want to pick you up and check you for nuts.

[JD Ryan]

What? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Caller]

Oh, usually I just kind of loosen up and let it happen. You don't want to crack a rib or something. Just getting away. It's always the same old line. They say, well now, are you little boy chipmunk or little girl chipmunk? And you know it's coming, right?

[Babo]

No. What?

[JD Ryan]

What's coming?

[Caller]

Well, they always ask you that. Okay, look you over when the humiliation's over, they always go, well, you're a little male chipmunk, ain't you?

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, they check you out, it's.

[Caller]

Like, yeah, thanks, man. And usually they give you some pecans or something and let you go.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's nice.

[Caller]

You gotta watch them, though.

[JD Ryan]

One time, what happened?

[Caller]

My friend Rusty.

[JD Ryan]

Rusty, I remember that.

[Caller]

Got picked up by this old guy up in Turtle Creek.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah. He stuck him in his pocket and took him home.

[JD Ryan]

Oh no.

[Caller]

And nobody's seen Rusty for like three weeks. And he finally come back with his fur dyed blue and eyeliner. And you know what? That's where he got them gold teeth. Yeah. He won't talk about it though. All I know is nowadays Rusty is satisfied to take his chances with the old Asian lady.

[JD Ryan]

It's that bad.

[Caller]

Gotta know what you're doing.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I bet you.

[Caller]

Anyway, I'll get back to it.

[Babo]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Babo]

So he's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's kind of trying to tell a story. Like the Hollywood people.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been assaulted.

[JD Ryan]

He's been molested by old people in the park.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to get a lawyer, A good lawyer. Smart, tough, lawyer.

[Babo]

Possum, maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Franklin.

[John Clay Wolf]

David. A 13 BMW 335i with 41. Is it a two door, four door? It's a sedan. Is it a luxury, a modern or sport or an M? Sport.

[Caller]

It is a luxury line with navigation. Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 41. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a clean carfax and everything's what it's supposed to be. It's gonna be 19 to 20 grand.

[Caller]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look at 800-800-7234. I need the VIN number because there's so many different versions of that. Go to the website and load it up. 800-800-7234. And then we've got Tony's dad.

[JD Ryan]

Hope he's doing all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope my dad didn't get in his ear.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he was going through these.

[Babo]

Was your father.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was my father.

[Babo]

He's nice man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

I like him very much. To smoke at the Salem light with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't smoke.

[Babo]

Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Yes, he do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing today? What's the story with Dion and Tony and all. All the drama there?

[Babo]

Buenos dias. You know, Antonio, about a little over the air spat.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

With his ultimate, the prime time. The Dion Sanders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Dion getting a little jealous of all the attention.

[JD Ryan]

I think so too. That's. That's the thing. Tony's got more a bigger stage.

[Babo]

We have ton of these and I hope it will not be taken out over the proportion because there we say rocky relationship.

[JD Ryan]

Rocky.

[Babo]

It goes back a long ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Babo]

When Antonio was the new boy and had this very nice man. He does the cordacion for the special teams.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Joe Alanzano.

[JD Ryan]

Joe Alvanzano.

[Babo]

His theme was that he would throw a bigger pizza party to welcome all of the rookie players to the team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know that.

[Babo]

Yes, Every player. Thanks to the fine falsetti queen, Dixie Mercado comida.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Get all of the delicious totinos and frozen pieces that he want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Babo]

It's quite a thing.

[JD Ryan]

It is a big thing.

[Babo]

Now, of course, at our home, we have always be wary, very cautious. Okay. With Tony at the meal time. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

He's.

[Babo]

Because of his accident prone.

[JD Ryan]

Accident prone?

[Babo]

Yes. He's smoother. She always make him wear his helmet to dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he like those little grocery baggers that wear the bike helmets?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, maybe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they get a tax break for that.

[JD Ryan]

They don't get a tax break.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got that helmet on. So if they. When they flip down and seizure, that covers him.

[Babo]

No, it. You know about his percentage as a child. Eight times out of ten he would bump his head just sitting down on the tablet. Yes, he does.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Babo]

So she make sure that he chooses food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

And always be careful with his knife and fork.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

But of.

[Babo]

Of the team function with the. The vaqueros.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Babo]

Big D. He cannot breathe smoother. Yeah, of course. And Antonio is so excited. As soon as he has served.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

He burned the roof of his mouth off one of the delicious Totonos pepperoni pizza.

[JD Ryan]

We've all done that.

[Babo]

It gave him a very unloadable lisp in his speech.

[JD Ryan]

I did not know this.

[Babo]

And so Mr. Jerry he sent him to the speech therapy class.

[JD Ryan]

Jerry Jones centered a speech therapist in.

[Babo]

The Atlanta which was also a regular appointment for the prima time. Deion Sanders because he have a different kind of impediment. Many people do not know this.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know he had one.

[Babo]

He have an overbite. Dean Sanders the same size as a size 6 men's chew. They used to when he was in college. They called him is a Potomouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never knew that.

[Caller]

I never knew that.

[Babo]

And so they are together for the first time in the speech therapy class in Atlanta, Georgia. And the. In the original home of the wwe, the Wrestling Federation Speech Therapy, where they.

[JD Ryan]

Play WWE where the wrestling.

[Babo]

And the teacher goes around robbing the table. And make them say the little line for the.

[Caller]

For.

[Babo]

For. To help the speech.

[JD Ryan]

Help your speech.

[Babo]

He throws his fist against the post.

[JD Ryan]

He throws his fist against the post.

[Babo]

And still insists that he sees the ghost.

[JD Ryan]

And still insists that he sees the ghost.

[Babo]

Antonio is the youngest, so he goes first. And he saw Terry and Dion. And Dion make a fun of him. Oh, boy.

[JD Ryan]

At best.

[Babo]

Over and over. And you cannot stop until you say it right. Tony does this for two hours.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Babo]

And Dion always says making fun of him. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

That's not nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the auctioneers. Baby baby buggy. But babe baby buggy buggy bunny bumpers sell cars.

[JD Ryan]

And you're not the auctioneer.

[Babo]

And this is what I say they should do the baby bug Bumpy bumpers. But instead they thrust his fist on the post and the ghost. And if you have a list. So yeah, Antonio, after two hours of descending, can no get it. And they have a boozer just like on the. The press of your luck. Game choice.

[JD Ryan]

Your luck. Right.

[Babo]

You know, big buck of no whammy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Babo]

It goes every time for two hours. And finally he loses his cool.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I bet two hours.

[Babo]

And he stand up and he throw his chair at the Deion Sanders.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's not good.

[Babo]

Yes. And they are not seated alphabetically. No, no, no. It is 47 yards. Oh, no. To the end of the table. He throw the chair hand over. Hand over. And they're wobbling. Not such a pretty ball.

[JD Ryan]

It's a chair.

[Babo]

Yes, like a duck and Greek a flesh. Also in the class, he said, whoa, boy, you got a good throw on you. And Dion, you know Dion, he know. Tried to catch the chain.

[JD Ryan]

No, that'd be stupid.

[Babo]

As you know, he no catch or tackle. He was later. He was bitter.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

When he started to play the basketball.

[JD Ryan]

You play basketball?

[Babo]

Oh, ever since.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Babo]

Dion called Tony the ghost. Tony Roma the ghost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Babo]

Yes, because he lives back at this time and you hear him on the tv.

[JD Ryan]

Tv.

[Babo]

And he not have a list anymore.

[JD Ryan]

Not at all.

[Babo]

And a lot of time I seen when they show the NFL.com and they show the Dion and the Michael Ederbin at the same time and they begin to ramp each other up and get excited.

[JD Ryan]

Excited. Yeah.

[Babo]

And talking, laughing each other, smile big time. You see the white guys on the jaw, their eyes moving like, oh. One of them is going to say ho at any moment and scare everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta go. We've got our number four coming up. We're gonna lose some of you. Remember, the podcast of all four hours is on john claywolf.com we will. Guys, stay with us that are with us in Dallas, Houston and one more Oklahoma. See you next Saturday.

[Babo]

Careful with your children.

[Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I play this in the fall time because one of our. Actually we're not on the air down there today on the. On one of the stations in Baton Rouge because the LSU game is early today. Do they start pregaming at like 5am? I swear to God, they have 5 hours of pre game broadcast before the freaking LSU. I woke up at 4am this morning and somebody they said, hey, LSU fans, if you're heading east on 10 or what? Yeah, you know that you need to.

[JD Ryan]

Big of a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

4Am 4am they love their.

[JD Ryan]

They love their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is a. This is a Louisiana band. Mark. Good morning. You're on there. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Just was wondering if you ever saw that. It's a. It's like a cartoon called Idiot Abroad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And they tell. They tell stories like, you know, like the devil story or the. The man with the squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And then they have like a cartoon that goes along with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Like a thought bubble kind of thing. Like, you talk to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

If y' all could talk to that cartoon guy and get him to animate, you know, like the old man. Squirrel balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think that would be funny, huh? And I'm here.

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here to make you laugh, huh? Hold on. What's.

[Babo]

What's. What's funny about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it, like, date. Did you remember that 70s show with the claymation, Davey and Goliath?

[Babo]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It was a Christian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it? Christian?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it was. Yeah. It was kind of claymation, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, where do you live?

[JD Ryan]

It was claymation.

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. All right, well, that. That's a good. That's a good idea. Bob. Bob. Oh, do you remember David and Goliath?

[Babo]

Oh, sure. Gee, I wish I had a model plane just like my friend Mark got it. But you don't get your allowance till Friday. Davey. What are you gonna do? Maybe I'll go in Dad's wallet and borrow $5. He won't know. I don't know, Davey.

[Caller]

That's perfect.

[Babo]

Now, Davey, you know, Jesus Christ said if you steal, you're an irresponsible son of a bitch.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't believe that was part of it.

[Babo]

You're right, dad. I'm sorry. Hey, what are these rubbers?

[Caller]

Four.

No, stop it.

[Babo]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

You going to play the whole show?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you got fixed, dad. Just like the cat.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dear God.

[Babo]

You should have your tubes tied.

[Caller]

Dad, stop it.

[Babo]

Don't say that. Don't give them any idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie and Dodo. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. We're just having fun.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

Well, what I have here is a Chrysler 300 Hemi 2005. Had a someone to crash my bumper while I was in the store in the parking lot and I put it into the shop and I'm trying to see if the diminished value on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all claim insurance and was there a police report?

[Caller]

They said no police report was needed because it was on A private parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is his insurance paid for it or is he paying for it? Cash? Then it will report to Carfax and there is diminished value. Go to reccheck.com, load it up. And they will. They will work your diminished value case against your insurance company.

[Babo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a good friend of mine that created that website, and it's for exactly what you're talking about. And while. While we're doing it, I think we're going to pray for you, Charlie. Do you mind if. If. If we. If we. If we bring in Reverend Charles and tell.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Come.

Come on.

Pray for me. I need prayer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Here we go.

[Babo]

You know. Oh, Lord, precious Lord, we know you meant well when you gave Chrysler Motor Corporation the idea to make the Chrysler 300, which they could have called the Chrysler 666.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Babo]

Because it was so plagued, Lord, with mechanical problems and an awkward interior. Lord, upon this fine, faithful brother Christ of 300, though it be of the devil, please, heaven, Lord, to settle his claims and find redemption on the highway of life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[Babo]

Say joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joy.

[Babo]

Say joy. Lord, I have walked with the light, I have talked with the light. And I see the world getting better every day. Thank you, brothers and sisters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet Charlie, if that don't help you, nothing will.

[Caller]

Nothing will. Cause you ain't. He ain't never lied, Toaster. Cause I tell you, that class ain't been numbered at 3666.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio okay.

[JD Ryan]

In the news today is, of course, Veterans Day. Yesterday, President Trump was asked if he will be honoring any veterans. He responded, he said, yes. I think we should all thank the men and women of America who take care of the animals. Very hugely. Country stars Faith Hill and Tim McGraw are voicing their support for gun control. Yeah. Faith Hill and Tim McGraw voicing their support for gun control. Apparently momentarily forgetting they are country music singers. Jerry Jones said Friday morning he's disappointed the Cowboys will be without Zeke Elliott Sunday and likely the five games that follow. Jerry, however, was adamant that he's. That Elliott's suspension is not the reason he is threatening to sue. Did you know he's going to sue the NFL over Commissioner Roger Goodell's new contract? He said, we all see how impactful a commissioner's decision can be in many areas. He went on to say, Roger meddles way too much. Who does he think he is? An owner on the sidelines? And then we are. Anything more?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to I, I, I, I need to bring. Before Reverend Reverend Charles leaves. I need. We need to do a Zeke prayer to get him back. Six games. Reverend Charles, can you, can you channel into Jesus and get, get Zeke fixed?

[Babo]

You know, Brother Wolf, I've been training on this for a long time now. 12 weeks. It seemed like a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor little. Okay, Satan, we'll give you equal air time.

[Babo]

Young Ezekiel Elliot, you know he didn't touch that girl with hate in his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Babo]

You look at him, he look like a, a friendly Ewok.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does.

[JD Ryan]

He kind of does look like.

[Babo]

Doesn't know. And it said in his friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dak, I just got the visual.

[Babo]

And the old man, Jason. When everybody loves Zeke so much love now, he would be known. Sometimes he would pull the clothes off a girl in public. That's the same thing. And though it be aggressive, he do not do it with hate in his heart. I will say this prayer this time for the commissioner, Roger Goodell.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Who I know personally myself because he has made his share of donations to my church of the living water of the Holy Lord Jesus. Know this down here off of 377 off of the service road.

[JD Ryan]

Roger gave you a donation?

[Babo]

He gave me a dollar here. Okay, I got you dollar there.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Babo]

Always stand up, man. He ain't made a service in about now on five years for prayer. But this time I will pray to you. Good Lord, here we go. Show Roger Goodell the arrow's way before he get his ass fired and cost the Cowboys the playoff game. Lord, Lord, Saint Joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet Jesus. Like any political controversy, you have to give both candidates equal airtime, Right?

[JD Ryan]

It's part of the rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is part of the rules. So we will give you your airtime as you like, but I want Zeke on the field. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Here he comes. All right.

[Caller]

This is, this is just like that.

[Babo]

Tower of Babel thing, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever read that?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the Old Testament, right? Sure. Why is it like that?

[Babo]

It's too late, guys.

[Caller]

Is all mine.

[JD Ryan]

Is he really?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've already made the deal.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you signed him up? Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, that's the way it goes.

[Babo]

You know, Hollabove really makes a great negotiator.

[JD Ryan]

You got who?

[Babo]

So we're taking him out.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, for now.

[Babo]

He may pop up later somewhere. Cleveland, Detroit. Without his soul. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Thank you for, for your two bits. That is greatness of confusion.

[JD Ryan]

Too funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load, Load. Load.

[JD Ryan]

Well, writers for the House of Cards are trying to resolve the Biggest cliffhanger they've ever faced. How to now end their show. The future of the Netflix series remains up in the air, following, of course, a string of allegations. Of course, now everybody's in trouble, but Kevin Spacey seemed to have led the way with which have resulted in his termination from the series and a halt in production. They are considering taking a page out of the old TV show Dallas and actually shooting him live on television. Oh, hey, hey. Oh, wait a minute. It's just a. Wow. Just a concept.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Dr. Cods, you're over here. You've got. You've got some. You want to read one of your listener emails, Dr. Cods?

[Babo]

I love these bits, man.

[JD Ryan]

Doctor. We'll get him. Hang on.

[Babo]

Morning, Johnny.

[JD Ryan]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Dr. Cox.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my goodness. We have another letter. We try to help people with some life advice, and I'm here to give the lunch straight from the cots. You got it? Okay. This is Betty from Oklahoma City. She writes, Dear Dr. Cots, about four months ago, our house across the street was sold to a father and son. Or so we thought. We later learned it was an older man about 50, and a younger fellow about 24. This was a respectable neighborhood before the odd couple moved in. These weirdos are wrecking our property values. How can we improve the quality of our once respectable neighborhood? Signed, Betty, the longtime known nookie neighbor. Well, dear dried up can't mind my own business. Betty, relax. These guys are probably fans of mine. And there ain't nothing wrong with a little. Little Cods loving. If you really want the quality of your neighborhood to improve, you should move out. There's the queue from the CODs. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars. And we do take your letters at our Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is our Facebook page?

[JD Ryan]

It is John Clee Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe you should create your own Facebook page.

[JD Ryan]

Dr. Koods could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Cods could do that. The son of a has his own.

[JD Ryan]

Twitter handle and a very jealous of him. And that silly chipmunk you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to hear some more. Son of a. If we have any. Sure, yeah.

[Babo]

When he needs some extra money, he makes a run to Lubbock to coyote back illegals. He believes Sammy Hagar was better than David Lee in Van Halen. Hence the red rocker decal on his camper shell. He likes to poke fun at his gay uncle Jack and his friend Bob during family holiday holiday gatherings. Jack and Bob. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer. But when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bob, how is your. Your dry on the wagon deal going?

[Babo]

You know what? No hard liquor.

[John Clay Wolf]

No hard liquor.

[Babo]

Yeah. I made a decision in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a soft liquor.

[Babo]

I switched to red wine only and I bought smaller glasses.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God.

[Babo]

So far so good.

[JD Ryan]

Straight out.

[Babo]

And I haven't. And I haven't fallen down again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this happened because he had a moment of. Of intoxication where a dog licked his puppy licked him his foot and got tied up in his feet and he fell down and banged his head, broke his glasses and his parents had to come dig him out of his house.

[Babo]

Well, that's kind. No, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good enough, isn't it? I mean why. Why get into the details?

[Babo]

Another room. And I get it to answer it. And I've got little pups in the house and they want to come with you. And they always swear.

[JD Ryan]

It's hard to see them when you're drunk.

[Babo]

And I stumbled. I stumbled just a little bit and almost knocked a picture off the wall. And as I was on my left and as I was walking I decided in my moment of wisdom.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Babo]

To swivel left and grab the picture before it fell off the wall.

[JD Ryan]

That, that worked out well.

[Babo]

And turn around and face plant it right there.

[Demetria Obligar]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've seen him face plant at the Joe Walsh concert and had to get carried off in a stretcher. It's not his first rodeo. He is a rodeo cowboy and he's done it more than once. Grady, good morning, you're on the air. Grady and Kima, good morning.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[Babo]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. We're just having fun. How long you been tuned in this morning?

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been tuned in this morning?

[Caller]

Oh my goodness. At least two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. Awesome. Knowing you guys are out there, what keeps us going?

[Caller]

Yeah, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got plenty of BS this morning. It feels like our BS meter is full. I hope, I hope it's coming over.

[JD Ryan]

Well off the charts.

[Caller]

If promo stands on the phone, we'll be in good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

073-500-Duramax, four wheel drive with 150,000 miles on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Of course. It's a dually, right?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it have a dually bed on it or a flatbed? Because I noticed you put eight foot bed on here.

[Caller]

It's got an eight foot flatbed on it. It was purchased originally As a cabin chassis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now I know what you got. So is the grill chrome or is it gray or black? What I'm wondering, is it a. Is it the work truck? The WT edition.

[Caller]

It's the ultimate work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rubber floors or carpet?

[Caller]

Rubber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so does it have vinyl seats or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 grand off the top of my head. But I need to look at it. I'm not 100 certain on a work truck. Okay, do you want. Does that buy?

[Caller]

I don't have the ability with this flip phone to send you any pictures, but I'll. I'll come up. Come up or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, get. Get a friend to take some loaded up and we'll get it bought.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Flip phone. Flip phone. Hey, man.

[Caller]

Old school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old school. There's our target demographic. Flip phone. Users.

[JD Ryan]

Users.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we pull like our web stats and all this, all this technology like breaks it down to who visits our site exactly where they are, Android or iPhone. Republicans, Democrats, age demographics, all this guy. But I've not yet in a marketing meeting seen a category for flip phones.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think it's real popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio is the calling number. You can call in during this next break right now and we'll get you loaded up and get you on the air. And we come right back. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio.

[Producer]

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[Babo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

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[Caller]

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[Babo]

ALL.

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[Caller]

Everywhere I hear the load.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blow, blow, baba. Where did you channel reverend Charles from? You. Have you been to black church? Oh, yeah. I mean, because it's dead on.

[Babo]

We had a customer in Vernon, Texas at the old dealership that used to be a coach for the high school football team. He's the one that drove that little Lexus 1400 that we had yeah, yeah. Like 140 miles an hour on the. On 287.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Babo]

And Castle was so mad. I told him about. I said I was scared to death, man. He. Why you let him do that in my car? I said, I don't know. He's a real friendly guy. Anyway, he invited me to church, Little Rock church, a couple times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. Did he sound like your version of. Of Reverend Charles?

[Babo]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then where did you get that? Because it's too good.

[Babo]

They had a preacher, okay. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does that guy sound like. Where did you get this?

[Babo]

I mean, it exists. It's in the world. I know they had a preacher like that. James Brown in the Blues Brothers movie did something kind of like that. Arsenio hall does an excellent black city preacher. Oh, girl, you so nice. I like to sop you up with a biscuit. Precious God. Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Demetrius, back in the studio with us. D. What are you doing?

[Demetria Obligar]

Just sitting here being entertained.

[JD Ryan]

The traffic reporter from a Dallas TV station. In case you wonder who she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'S been in national news.

[JD Ryan]

National news. Huge story because of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her curves.

[JD Ryan]

She wore a dress. They got somebody all twisted off some, you know, A jealous woman, undoubtedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Babo]

She do carry a fine line.

[John Clay Wolf]

A.

[Babo]

No, no doubt about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sababo's got his candles going over there.

[Babo]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got. He's got food going over. He's got chicken and waffles.

[JD Ryan]

He normally didn't have any of this.

[Demetria Obligar]

Stuff, food setup, which is. I mean, the mood is. I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What we. Did you say something about him rubbing on your foot or something?

[Demetria Obligar]

Well, he kept looking at my hand and he said, you know, you have long fingers.

[JD Ryan]

There's a commercial. He's over there holding her hand, going, you have lungs, and they're so beautiful.

[Demetria Obligar]

I never heard that before. I know what long fingers mean for, like, a man, and I'm just trying to understand what that means.

[Babo]

I know when JD's blocking over here. I was fixing. You ever see the Ray Charles movie?

[Caller]

Movie?

[Babo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Babo]

See, I didn't. I hadn't quite had a chance yet to. To feel the wrist. Oh, I was headed that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, what are you, Hannibal Lecter?

[Babo]

No, no. You know the movie. Yeah. You know when he. Ray Charles, would feel the wrist and this is how he could tell about the woman, you know?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thin wrist, good wrist. I got you.

[Babo]

So anyway. But no, there's no macking going on. I know you're not uncomfortable.

[Demetria Obligar]

No, not at all.

[Babo]

And why can we not say Which TV channel?

[JD Ryan]

Just. We don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was part of her contract.

[Babo]

Demetrius, you bigger than that.

[Demetria Obligar]

Why, thank you.

[Babo]

You should know. You should really say, I don't give a damn what you said to me. Your TV station. First of all, my family take care of me, and I don't have to be on the weather girl on your TV station, go on the radio, make a million dollars in about six damn weeks, and you just say whatever stage I can. Channel 14. Channel 14. Dallas Fort Worth, Texas. I'm Demetrius. I don't give a damn what you say. It was say, you know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You know what? Sue me. Sue me. You should tell him. You should tell. I don't know if you ever talk in that tone, but you. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should.

[Demetria Obligar]

I would like. No, that. That was perfect, though.

[Babo]

I would like.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you came from Vegas and you came to la. I mean, to Dallas, you were telling me a story. You packed up your truck. You were thinking about getting out of the business. You were getting to be a truck driver. What? Yeah.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why did you move from. From the west coast to Down.

[Demetria Obligar]

Ex husband. Bad divorce. Just need a fresh start. Need a fresh start.

[JD Ryan]

So you're getting away from everything?

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he. Is he on the west coast still?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you loaded up the. Like a. A trailer or one of those big trucks?

[Demetria Obligar]

The largest truck that U Haul have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you loaded it. What did you do with your car?

[Demetria Obligar]

It was on the back of the trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you drove this yourself?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Babo]

My kind of girl.

[JD Ryan]

That's getting out of town right there. I bet he's reading about you now in the papers, going, what?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah, he told me. I'll see you next month. And six years later.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you're still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been really. So do you go out? I mean, do y' all talk still?

[Demetria Obligar]

Oh, yeah. We're good friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's good. How long were you married?

[Demetria Obligar]

Too long. Seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where'd you meet him?

[Demetria Obligar]

In California.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's.

[Demetria Obligar]

I mean, I know he's an island man. I'll just say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean? Jamaican?

[Demetria Obligar]

No, Central America.

[JD Ryan]

I read this he's from Belize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does he talk with the accent?

[Demetria Obligar]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like him as.

[Demetria Obligar]

As a friend? We're good friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna have to loosen you up, girl on the radio, you're too damn tight in front of tv, she just, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And up here, she don't know what.

[JD Ryan]

She'S I can guarantee you. What happened? The TV people said you go talk on radio. You be very careful what you say. Radio people are dangerous. So now she's afraid to talk.

[Babo]

We got no map, so.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we got a map to point at. No cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guard is up.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes, the guard is up. That's all it is. She's filtering everything she says before she says it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how do you like Texas?

[Demetria Obligar]

I love Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

Like maybe John should do.

[Demetria Obligar]

But my parents it from here.

[Caller]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas or Fort Worth?

[Demetria Obligar]

No, Bremond and Carthage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh wow. That's out by Louisiana on the border.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you grow up there?

[Demetria Obligar]

No, just a lot of family reunions.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about three hours from here.

[Demetria Obligar]

Yeah, Carthage always like the South.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-72348. 800 radio. We're glad that you chose to ride along with us all morning. Is that a roach? And I don't mean a.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not. You mean that little bug right there?

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like Bobbo smoked dope roach.

[JD Ryan]

It's a little piece of paper I wound round up to look like dope.

[Babo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T hold out.

[JD Ryan]

I don't do dope.

[Babo]

You dopers fired up, man.

[JD Ryan]

But an Oklahoma woman who married her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a good bed for Oklahoma story. Turley.

[JD Ryan]

John loves Oklahoma, so I thought I'd pull this story out. An Oklahoma woman who married her biological mother last year was sentenced this week to 10 years of probation for committing incest. This is in. Once again, Oklahoma. This is very Misty Spann, who's 26, pleaded guilty to illegally marrying her 44 year old mom. It's punishable. It's punishable up to 10 years in prison in Oklahoma, by the way. And by the way, we have some other real laws in Oklahoma that. These are real laws. It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

[Babo]

Specifically. Just a buffalo.

[JD Ryan]

Just a buffalo. This is a real law. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of someone else's hamburger.

[Babo]

Well, that's obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'd get kicked out quick.

[JD Ryan]

This is my favorite dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. Oklahoma is okay that those are real honest to God laws.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know what they say about Oklahoma, right?

[Babo]

So what do you think the angle is? I mean why.

[JD Ryan]

How.

[Babo]

Why does a. Why does a young lady marry her mother?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the oddest thing I've heard ever. Maybe. Is that.

[Babo]

Is that a real story?

[JD Ryan]

That's a real story.

[Babo]

It's true story the way it happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just some of the things on this show are not real and factual.

[JD Ryan]

This. This one happens to be real. It was in all the papers.

[Caller]

Hell no. I didn't say nothing like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Randy. Good morning, Randy.

[Caller]

What the hell you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean some things are made up.

[JD Ryan]

Some things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, have you ever been to Oklahoma? Yeah.

[Caller]

Hey, Oklahoma is weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

They're giving away food everywhere in Oklahoma. Yeah, everywhere you go. Really? They're like friendly. I mean they don't even care. They don't even know.

It's just.

I mean they don't have any really good food. But yeah, you can get like 10 tamales.

[JD Ryan]

Can tomorrow. Yeah. It's giving away my bet.

[Caller]

Yeah. You know what corn dog is?

[JD Ryan]

Of course I know what a cor.

[Caller]

They make them with just cheese in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller]

They just give it to you.

Yeah.

There's no dog about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the casino you're talking about?

[Caller]

Casinos are cool. Yeah. Yeah. Lot of free cigarettes. And I think they give tobacco away in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cheaper.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the beer's a little lighter, is it not?

[Caller]

I don't. I can't drink it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller]

Well, because I don't. Chipmunk.

[JD Ryan]

That's simple enough.

[Caller]

I weigh 4 ounces. So. Yeah. If I was to drink one time, me and my friend Rusty, we wound up locked inside the Palomino club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Here.

[Caller]

Fort Worth. And we drank about 16 ounces. 16 of. Not bud Light, red, white, blue, Budweiser each. And we were stoned to the bejesus belt. We decided to go home about 4 in the morning, you know. And it's all we could do to get out of the place. We found a hole next to the back door where the grease pit pipe goes. And we started walking home. We then Corsicana on Tuesday. Don't ever get drunk and hitch a ride out of Fort Worth. You never know where you going.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. So we don't drink beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anymore.

[JD Ryan]

A very long story to get to that.

[Caller]

And Rusty with his gold teeth, he's chewing on that hole. He's chewing on. He's laughing. It's disgraceful.

[JD Ryan]

Disgraceful. And something else that is kind of disgraceful is the way a. A female passenger on a Quantar Airways flight Discovery mid flight that her husband had been cheating on her. How you ask? He was sleeping. So he took his finger and put it on his phone that unlocked the phone. She starts digging through his messages, finds out he's having an affair. So she's been drinking a little bit. This is an Iranian lady, by the way, had been drinking alcohol. The situation got way out of hand. She makes a big deal out of it. The pilot actually at this point diverts the airplane to India to land safely. They were going to Dubai. The angry wife kept screaming, apparently the mistress's name as she was heard being led off the airplane going. Ozzy Osbourne has announced his plans to embark on a final farewell tour. Taking his guitar sack wild with him. The 68 year old rock legend will embark on the Tour starting in 2018. Fear not, Ozzy says though, this will be my last. This may be my final tour, but I can't say I won't do some shows here and there, hopefully. Then he knocked on wood for good luck and screamed at someone to open the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go to break. I'll be back in a minute. Hey, this is our last segment. Last chance for romance. If you want to get your car, truck, van, sports car, highline, whatever bid on the show right now live. 800-800-7234 is our calling number. 800, 800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[Producer]

Back with more of the John clay wolf show after this presented by givemethevin.com.

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[Producer]

Give me the vinda. We now return to the John clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller]

I really enjoy the show.

[Producer]

Presented by givemetheven.com you're doing a great job.

[Caller]

I enjoyed listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had myself a piece of toast had $50 in my pocket Gonna chase myself a ghost a little. Love this song.

[JD Ryan]

You hear baba writing the song. This be the kind of song he would write.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba.

[Babo]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of grab, grab your guitar and see if we got any strings. Oh, come on. We can have some fun with it. Jim in lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Oklahoma.

[Caller]

Hey, hey, hey.

[JD Ryan]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good. Okay, so I see has an update on the story in Oklahoma. The woman married daughter cut out the.

[Caller]

Girl that married her mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhhuh. Yeah. Catch me up on this.

[Caller]

She married the mama, married her daughter two years ago or three years ago. She married her son.

[JD Ryan]

The same mother?

[Caller]

Same mother.

[JD Ryan]

I missed that part. She married her son, and that wasn't enough. She married her daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Yeah, why?

[Caller]

I guess she couldn't find nobody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what? Let me guess. Marietta or. Where. Where was this?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. It was on the news. It's been on the news here several times. But the local. Local news and. But it was. It made big deal when she married her daughter, but it came out as a. As a side note that she had married her son a few years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do these people look like?

[JD Ryan]

Just exactly what you would think they would look like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard. Good morning, Houston, Texas.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been tuned in? We're just having a good.

[Babo]

I'll.

[Caller]

Just about 30 minutes, I guess. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you caught us before.

[Caller]

I've been listening to you guys for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good, good.

[Caller]

About a half hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see.08 Dodge Challenger. So that's the first one. That's the SRT Challenger, right?

[Caller]

First edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? Most of them are orange.

[Caller]

It's a Hemi. Orange scroll coat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Does it have a roof?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. I was a Dodge dealer when. When these things came out in Vernon. It's got 36,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

It's stock, except it's got Hellcat wheels in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that looks good.

[Caller]

It's the best looking machine so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I doubt that I'm going to get it bought because I doubt that you're serious about selling it.

[Caller]

Well, you know, I'm 70 years old, Bud, and I about lost it the other day on something that you just never would lose it on, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And I don't need to go 150 miles an hour. Honestly, I really want. I'd kind of like to trade it in on a. On a Dodge RT truck, you know, standard cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are harder to hang on to because there's not any weight in the ass end.

[Caller]

I know it. But I ain't trying to hang on to them anymore, okay? I'm trying to get on to this. You know that. You know how those cars, they are so much fun to drive in traffic, man. I mean, you just walk in and out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a. I assume you have a title to it, not a payoff, right?

[Caller]

Oh, well, actually, I've got another couple of years to pay off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll give 20,000.

[Caller]

Man, that's just a little bit shy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, kick it around because that's all of it. I'm looking at some market transactions. I got a 199 with 31,000 miles in orange that sold last week in Lakeland, Florida. I've got 18 grand with 41,000 miles in orange that sold in Tampa bay. I've got 12 grand in orange that sold with 72,000 miles. In St. Petersburg, Florida, 14 with 62. So, I mean, I'm all over this thing at 20.

[Caller]

I'm starting to get your grip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I'm hitting it right between the eyes trying to get it bought. I couldn't.

[Babo]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't give 20,002 or 20,005. But I will gamble from 20 grand. If you want to sell it, go to give me the vi. N dot com. Load it up. Say, Wolf quoted me 20 GS on the air. It's got to have a clean carfax at that number. But that's why we. When you put the VIN number in.

[Caller]

Then, oh, yeah, it's clean. There's no wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Thanks for calling, man.

[JD Ryan]

You ask what the mother and daughter look like from Oklahoma. I'm holding up a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

They look a little methy. Sounds like the start of a motocross race.

[JD Ryan]

So you can imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. What. What. What song are you into today?

[Babo]

What song am I into?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's playing something.

[Babo]

Well, I was. What are you thinking playing Excuse me, Beast?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Babo]

Sicilian Classic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just. Is this request hour? Are you just gonna. Are you gonna just do us? You know what I always go for, but it's so damn mellow. Then I think it changed.

[Babo]

I don't know if I still remember this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your favorite. J.D.

[Babo]

Will know this one.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what happens when you let Babo pick.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got to do the Steven Bishop.

[JD Ryan]

The Jimmy Buffett song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Babo]

Twilight.

[JD Ryan]

Sung in French.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, he's pouring it out.

[Babo]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[JD Ryan]

You know what he's doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

To love song about Louisiana, sung in French to our guest in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

TV traffic Lady Miss New Booty has got Bobbo's attention. Soft. Soft rock singer. The Stephen Bishop one.

[Babo]

Bob, you got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't believe that's good. Yeah, that's actually really good.

[Babo]

Are you making me hate that song because it's too high?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Oh, this is so good.

[Babo]

And all I'm Playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's just do the only playing, G. Let's do that.

[Babo]

Is the only. The only key. Is that gonna be a problem? Excellent.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's asking her if the key is right.

[Babo]

I was hoping she would say that. Down in Jamaica they got lots of pretty women Steal your money then they break your heart Blossom sue, she's in love with all. Sam, take him from the frying to the frying pan on and on she just keeps on trying. Go, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I can't do it. Oh, I'm supposed to do the high part. Damn, I forgot, man. I'm sorry. I was just enjoying you. On and on, on and on.

[Babo]

Well, the first time. Last time. You ever feel so bad. If you know it, show it.

[JD Ryan]

Hold on tight don't let her say goodnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say good night.

[JD Ryan]

Here's the crazy part is we're actually on the radio doing that.

[Babo]

Yeah, it's not good. It's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caleb and Beaumont do that.

[Babo]

We shouldn't do that.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we're just screwing around.

[Caller]

Love the show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is the part of the show we're just kind of coming. Coming down, coming down. Four hours of this all wound up like a top. We're gearing down and slowing down and coming back down into the stratosphere. I got you 2012 Ram, half ton, Hemi gas, crew cab, 95,000 miles. Does it have leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 inch wheels or the regular ones?

[Caller]

20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? You said cloth already. Is it a sport or an SLT or a tradesman or a expression?

[Caller]

I believe it's slt. It's got like the Lone Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. That truck, my friend, is a $13,500 automobile.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll write a check for that. What's Your payoff?

[Caller]

About 6,400.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you're good. I'd owe you some money. A lot of money actually. Because let me tell you something, JD Is impossible in the United States of America for a Chrysler product. Product not to have a payoff.

[Caller]

What?

[JD Ryan]

It's rare.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's rare. Yeah, Caleb, let us know. Go to the website. You know what it's called? Give me the VIN. Give me the VI N.GiveMeTheEven.com and we'll. We buy cars out of Beaumont constantly. We actually have a drop location off of. Damn. What's that called? 11th Street. 14th Street. Right in the gut of Beaumont.

[Caller]

11Th street, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Gulf Coast. Thank you.

[Babo]

We got one in Brooklyn, New York. She called. There is the vin.

[JD Ryan]

You see the TV commercial bumping around on Facebook? Speaking of selling used cars, this guy put a. Put a video TV commercial together for his girlfriend's 1996 Honda Accord with 141,000 miles. So he does this amazing. She's driving down the California highway. The drone shots from overhead, the piano music, the announcer.

[Babo]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We put that on our website.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the Facebook. Facebook page.

[JD Ryan]

The announcer comes in and goes, luxury. It's just a state of mind. She's driving with her cat in this old car. This is. This car's got a hundred different bids on ebay. Basically, it's a $1200 drone shooting a 300 car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Where are the bids?

[JD Ryan]

You know, the bids. This is stupid. This is ridiculous. It's. So far, the videos had 1.5 million views on YouTube. The eBay listing for the cars picked up over 100 bids. Clearly one is fake. But the top bid is $100,000 for the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're gonna have trouble collecting.

[JD Ryan]

I believe so too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I sold a Jaguar at Richie Brothers, and that's supposed to be as is. No matter what, when you check a car into Richie Brothers auction or truck, it is a hundred percent absolute sale. You have no choice, no low, no reserve, anything. Everything's as is. Whatever it goes, it's as real as it gets. So this car sold for $25,000. And then the guy got it, the motor blew up, and he didn't pay him for it. So they didn't pay me for it. Where I need to sue him, but I just hate jacking with lawsuits.

[JD Ryan]

Well, where are the rules kicking in.

[John Clay Wolf]

If this is in the fine print, if they don't get paid, then you don't get paid. I'm like, if there's a variable in this transaction, why is it just one sided?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, why didn't. Why don't they sue that guy for not giving.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you bid on your own car there, they'll like charge you. They'll. I mean, it's so damn slanted. And I've sold million dollars worth of stuff with him. Yeah, I'm not happy. I'm not. If anybody from Richie Brothers is listening, I ain't happy. And I'm fixing to start talking about it.

[JD Ryan]

It's not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this ain't the big air.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, this ain't the big air. When we come bigger, you're gonna know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Mr. 800-800-Radio. Well, hell, we're out of time. Just go to the website giveme the vin.com. we buy buy cars. That's what the company does. We're the best at it. We do it all online. We'll come to you, pick them up. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we owe you a hundred bucks. It's just that easy. We'll make your payoff. We'll pay off your payoff. We'll give you your equity if you. If. If we give 20,000, your payoff's 22. And we make a deal. You owe me 2,000 to get it down to the 20. If we give 20,000 and your payoff's 10, we owe you 10.

[JD Ryan]

Boom. And we hand it to you when we pick up the contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not all of it. Up to anyway. Up to 5,000. And then when we get your title, we give you the rest of it. And we do that. So you'll keep bugging your bank to get me the title.

[JD Ryan]

You got skin in the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Give me the vin and give me the damn title. I need a title, right? There was a guy bitching yesterday about it.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, dude, call them. And he did. And then here comes the title. I'm like, thank God it worked.

[JD Ryan]

Bugging him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need the title, too. See y' all later. Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

See you.

[Caller]

Bye.

[JD Ryan]

Out.

[Babo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[Caller]

Let's get.