#123 John Clay Wolfe Show 11/18/17

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode: #123 John Clay Wolfe Show 11/18/17
Date Recorded: November 18, 2017
Date Released: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: J.D. Ryan, Baba, Mike Turley, DJ PreK
Sponsor: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview

In this lively, freewheeling episode, John Clay Wolfe and his crew dive headlong into their signature blend of car talk, irreverent humor, sports banter, sex, rock & roll, drug stories, and colorful commentary on current events and everyday life. The tone is fast-paced, unfiltered, and authentically Southern. Notable in this episode: spirited discussions about cars and sports, recurring bits involving show personalities, a comedic “Rev. Charles” sermon on football, debates on gun control, a tribute to Malcolm Young of AC/DC, and a peek behind the curtain at GiveMeTheVIN’s car-buying antics––including the story of buying a Ferrari from a Nigerian prince.

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Key Topics & Sections

1. Fashion and DJ PreK’s Red Fur Coat

[00:24–01:30]

• John highlights DJ PreK’s eye-catching outfit: “Because he has never been whiter and blacker in the same breath if he is right now as he is right at this moment.”
• Discussion of the ensemble: red fur coat, red hat, gold chain, matching red tennis shoes.
• DJ PreK jokes: “Man, it's just pimping as usual. You know, the red.”

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2. Meet the Cast & Family Drama

[01:54–02:58]

• Intros all around: J.D. Ryan, Baba, Hannah (the in-house stripper), and nephew Pinky.
• Baba shares news about his sister: “So they moved her out of correctional and she's now in a mental ward.”
• J.D. asks Pinky if Hannah is his new mama; Pinky isn’t thrilled—“She's always saying, get out of my tater tots. And I love tater tots.”

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3. AC/DC Tribute & Rock N’ Roll Discussion

[03:35–09:23]

• Malcolm Young’s recent passing announced, some confusion with Angus Young.
• John: “Do you remember 45 days ago, Bob, when we played the entire highway to Hell album? … It's a pre-tribute to AC DC because somebody in that band's fixing to die.”
• Baba offers background: “Malcolm, you know, a couple years ago… he's been really not playing with the band since I think 2010 or 11.”
• Debate over who created AC/DC’s famous riffs; Turley asserts Malcolm co-founded, wrote riffs but Angus was the showman.

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4. Buying & Selling Cars Live On-Air

[05:29–07:15] & Throughout

• Listener Sarah calls seeking a better offer on her 2011 Honda Pilot.
  • John: “I'll give 15 grand, you beat it. Beat it like Babo when he thinks nobody's okay… So do I own it?”
• Detailed, real-world negotiation showing the “GiveMeTheVIN” pitch.
• Other vehicle negotiations pepper the show: from Tundras (at [11:25]) to Ferraris and Rolls Royces.

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5. Football Weekend & Sports/Religion Bit

[09:23–15:27]

• NCAA and NFL games discussed: upsets, playoff hopes, Cowboys vs. Eagles preview.
• The bit: Rev. Charles delivers a comic “sermon” praying for Eagles QB Carson Wentz.
  • “Coach Peterson, I haste to help you this way, but you know the law don't discriminate between teams… I'm gonna pray for you, a quarterback, okay?” – Baba as Rev. Charles [13:53]
  • “Let me hold a dollar here, a dollar there, and Jesus will love you for it.” – Baba [15:34]
• Lots of Cowboys and Eagles ribbing: “Philly's a five point favorite and they're on the road. That's basically like almost a 10 point favorite.” – Mike Turley [10:54]

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6. Classic Car Dealer Stories & Insurance Fiascos

[17:34–19:51]

• John plays a voicemail about someone using his insurance info in an accident:
  • “Don’t show my insurance card to nobody. You wreck a car, it's yours, not mine.”
• Stories of fender benders, insurance mishaps, drivers disappearing after accidents.
• “Is he Canadian? Oh, don't say that. That's terrible. That's their country to the north.” – Banter about the nationality of a missing driver [20:12]

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7. Jerry Jones Wedding Video Controversy

[20:20–23:38]

• Discuss infamous, resurfaced wedding video with Cowboys owner.
• John: “That's so Arkansas. That's so old man Arkansas. That sounds like my... That sounds like a bad dad joke.”
• Debate over context, sensitivity, and possible NFL conspiracy theories.

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8. Guns, Politics, and Listener Phone-Ins

[24:13–34:08]

• Listeners call with opinions on guns and gun control laws.
• “Guns do kill people. Cars kill people. Planes kill people...” – Baba [38:44]
• Baba distinguishes between liberals and Democrats regarding guns:
  • “Liberals want to change everything for the better immediately... a Democrat is just, you know, basically free of any fascist notions…” [30:13 & 30:55]
• John: “You can't legislate crazy. You never can.” [31:06]

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9. Sexual Harassment in the News

[31:32–34:08 & 51:52–52:54]

• Current allegations: Al Franken, Ryan Seacrest, Hollywood in general.
• Satirical comments:
  • “Power and influence to get poontaine... Since the book of Genesis.” [31:59–32:01]
  • “I never dated a girl without the consent of her attorney.” – Baba [32:24]
• Later, they rehash whether Franken was really “groping”:
  • “That accusation of sexual assault is null and void. That's the same equivalent as me groping a picture of a woman on a billboard.” – Caller Joe [52:02]

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10. Drugs, Strippers, and Wild Staff Stories

[35:02–36:22, 41:03–43:40]

• Segue into marijuana use and its side effects with anecdotes:
  • “Dope causes brain damage.”
  • “Look at this picture of Damon two weeks ago. I've got more Damon stories too. In Steamboat Springs. Dude, it's real. He's naked… That's Damon High.” – John [35:51]
• Story: Brandy “Dirt” saves a coworker with a machete during a car pickup, recalls beating a man with a vacuum cleaner after an assault.

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11. Wild Listener Calls: Alligators, Gun Stories, Rural Oddities

[27:41–29:39, 45:19–49:24, 81:10–84:03]

• Louisiana caller discusses relocating alligators.
• Multiple callers share real or outlandish family gun injury stories, including a memorable deer rifle accident involving the male anatomy:
  • “It went through the tip, straight down the urethra, out the cod sack.” – John [47:37]
• Extended bit with “Nestor” and “Randy the Chipmunk” sharing rural animal and engine tales.

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12. Hotlines, Car Bid Run, Bizarre Buy/Sell Tales

[50:07–73:02]

• Multiple rapid-fire car appraisals: listeners call in, describe cars, get real-time offers.
• John riffs about buying a Ferrari from a Nigerian prince:
  • “So we did the deal... turns out he actually is a prince from Nigeria. He's got here in this country. He only has at this one house eight cars, but he has four other houses too...” – Mike Turley [97:44]
• Staff struggles with odd jobs, will clean your car (maybe free if Bobbo gets his way).

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13. Black, White, Latino, or Other Game

[66:25–68:38]

• DJ PreK presents a story, crew guesses the ethnicity.
• This week’s winner: “24-year-old Sont Sykes Jr., a black man from Kansas City, Mo.” [68:00]

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14. Comedy Segments & Running Gags

• “World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch” fictional beer commercials throughout.
• Ongoing banter about being professionals, crazy co-workers, drinking on the job, and dubious wisdom about life in the South.

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15. Miscellaneous News & Humorous Takes

• Marijuana research in teenagers: “Mice are cool.” – Satirical take [34:56]
• Tesla, Elon Musk & electric vehicles: John rants about car depreciation, stock prices, and electric semis [116:00]
• Navy pilots draw phallic images in the sky; show has a field day [112:12]
• Gene Simmons’ Fox News ban, dancing arrestees, and other “WTF” news bits.

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16. Listener Questions: Car Biz “Insider” Info

[132:03–137:47]

• What happens to unsold new cars at year end?
• John explains: they get massive rebates, may be “flipped” to used, punched as sales to hit bonuses, and sometimes sell on auction or just to that “one idiot” who buys a two-year-old new PT Cruiser.
  • “There is an ass for every single seat. It all depends on price.” – John [133:44]

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Memorable Quotes

• “You can't legislate crazy. You never can.” – J.D. Ryan [31:06]
• “I'm gonna pray for you, a quarterback, okay? Because I know you was burned by the Micavic…” – Baba as Rev. Charles [13:53]
• “That's so Arkansas. That's so old man Arkansas. That sounds like my... That sounds like a bad dad joke.” – John re: Jerry Jones [21:31]
• “I would rather have a short penis than that truck.” – John Clay Wolfe [60:14]
• “So the punchline is, if his mother was more attractive... then it would have blown up. So there is something good that comes out of women not getting too fancy.” – John [48:49]
• “He does all of the lines from CBS sports. ‘Now they will run it cover to spy. Right. And look at the D. And look at that pussycat run.’” – Baba impersonating Kevin Spacey [109:01]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Fashion/PreK’s Coat: [00:24–01:30]
• Family drama, in-house stripper: [01:54–02:58]
• AC/DC tribute: [03:35–09:23]
• Car negotiation w/ Sarah: [05:29–07:15]
• Rev. Charles “sermon”: [12:07–15:27]
• Jerry Jones Video Debate: [20:20–23:38]
• Gun Control Debates: [24:13–38:55]
• Marijuana & teenage brains: [34:22–36:29]
• Brandy & Machete Story: [41:03–43:40]
• Black, White, Latino or Other Bit: [66:25–68:38]
• Buying Ferrari from Prince: [96:20–98:30]
• Car Dealer Insider Q&A: [132:03–137:47]

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Notable Moments

• Rev. Charles’ football “sermon” brings infectious energy and laughter.
• Baba’s distinction between Democrat and liberal on gun control is sharp and tongue-in-cheek.
• John’s story about the deer rifle injury is both cringeworthy and comic.
• The “Ferrari from a Nigerian prince” story is a self-aware, modern fairy tale illustrating the show’s unique place at the intersection of real life and tall tales.

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Tone and Language

• The show mixes candid banter, locker-room ribbing, blue-collar wisdom, and down-home storytelling.
• Quick, sharp comebacks and in-jokes are constant.
• Outspoken, irreverent, but ultimately good-natured.

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Final Notes

For fans of unscripted, Southern-centric, funny and insightful radio, this episode is a classic example of why The John Clay Wolfe Show resonates with car fans, sports nuts, and those who just appreciate a wild ride through the American landscape.

To get your car appraised on air, call 800-800-7234 or upload details at GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Dot com presents Crank it up.

[Commercial Voice]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

[Radio Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm posting DJ Prek on our Facebook page right now in all of his glory. Because he has never been whiter and blacker in the same breath if he is right now as he is right at this moment.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love his outfit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every week he's amazing, but this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S got on a red dj. Explain to me your wardrobe today, sir.

[DJ Prek]

Man, it's just pimping as usual. You know, the red.

[J.D. Ryan]

More pimp than ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red. Let's get the words out. The red fur coat.

[DJ Prek]

The red fur coat. And with the matching red leather stripe on the pants. Man, I got to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, in the red puma hat and the black glasses. And what's that thing around your neck?

[DJ Prek]

It's a gold chain with a cross, you know, with the red ruby in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The middle and red T shirt.

[DJ Prek]

Tennis shoes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Red tennis shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is there. Is this like, for Oklahoma's big win over TCU last week?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, no, man. I just, you know, killed Clifford the Big Red dog. Decided to wear him to work today.

[Mike Turley]

And it is 60 something degrees out there.

[DJ Prek]

You realize, right, it was going to be a little cold. But I'm cold blooded, man. This pimping is cold blooded.

[John Clay Wolf]

A white black guy. My voice sounds wrong, by the way. A white black guy. It definitely needs to be cranked on from Azel, Texas. Whitey blackie in red fur coats is not what I ever thought that I would see in this program. But to say that we're not culturally diversified would be an understatement. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Baba.

[Baba]

What you say, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. What are you doing?

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

This? She looks good. God almighty. What the hell? Hello. Do you like my outfit? I do. As I said, it's gonna get really cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Radio Announcer]

She's.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's eyeing DJ Pre K's red furry coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might have to share that fur.

[Baba]

Coat with DJ Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so hot. Hannah is our in house stripper. Oh, my God. Now you've got your. Your nephew with you again. Yeah.

[Baba]

Pinky, Pinky, Pinky, Pinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of my Tater tots. What did y' all do last night? We worked at the club. Is your sister still in the. Where is she? Oh, my God. So they moved her out of correctional and she's now in a mental ward.

[Baba]

Enlightened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Baba]

Nebraska.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have. Are you gonna start raising her Kid. Are you getting custody of him? Pinky, walk up to the mic. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Have you been up last night?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to work with. Is this your new mama? Is Hannah your new mama?

[Baba]

I don't hope so.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't hope so?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can barely hear you. Pinky. You don't want.

[Caller]

I hope she's not.

[Baba]

Not my mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Caller]

She's always saying, get out of my tater tots. And I love tater tots. That's just harsh for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Baba]

That's all I ever is, Tater tots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, maybe you should buy some food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, did you. Tater tots are food. Hannah, did you hear about acdc? Because I know that you're a. You're a dancer. Professional. And dancers love to dance to AC DC News.

[Baba]

Oh, you mean the band acdc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You shook me all night long. Have a drink on me.

[Baba]

Dancers use the term AC dc.

[Commercial Voice]

Totally.

[Baba]

A different way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What type? How do y' all use it? Well, because. And I don't want to ruin the industry or anything, but a lot of dancers. Yeah.

[Baba]

Summer AC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some are D.C. what's that mean? I don't think we should go into.

[Baba]

It here on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can tell you that Angus Young passed away last night from acdc. He's dead. I remember Angus note.

[Mike Turley]

It was Malcolm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Malcolm. I get it confused.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is Malcolm. Why are you saying this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he did.

[Baba]

J.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm looking at tmz. They're not saying anything about it.

[Mike Turley]

No, look at tmz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look everywhere else.

[J.D. Ryan]

I looked at cnn. They're talking about Trump taking water.

[Mike Turley]

CBS News.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that qualified Google?

[Baba]

Ma.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We did the whole thing. All of our intros today. Voice still sounds weird. Are ACDC because he died. Do you remember 45 days ago, Bob, when we played the entire highway to Hell album?

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, it's a pre tribute to AC DC because somebody in that band's fixing to die.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've lived too hard. That was seriously. Well, they.

[Baba]

They've always lived too hard. But Malcolm, you know, a couple years ago, he's. He's been hospitalized for two or three years now. So he's been really not playing. Playing with the band since I think 2010 or 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sarah, good morning. Sarah, good morning. You're on the air. Sarah, pop it up. Sarah, you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Little Elm. Where is Little Elm? Where's Little Elm?

[Caller]

It's just north of Louisville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. What you got, homegirl?

[Caller]

I've got a 2011 Honda Pilot, and I'm looking to sell. I've already gone to CarMax, and I heard your ad, so I wanted to see if you'd beat them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the ad that says, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll kiss your ass?

[Caller]

That was a while back. Will you still kiss my ass if you don't beat their offer?

[John Clay Wolf]

It matters what you look like because I. We're not actively running that campaign right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if your mileage may vary. Yeah, your mileage may vary. Yes, I will. If I don't beat their offer. So what have you got?

[Caller]

I've got an 11 Honda Pilot. Yeah, it's got 44,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather.

[Caller]

What else do you need to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, we could play this two ways. I could ask you what they gave, or I could just bid it myself and you can tell me if I beat it or not. It's like Jeopardy.

[Caller]

All right, which would you rather do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, black, black. 44, 000 miles. Do you know if it's got a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather and roof.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This is a good song, Charlie.

[Caller]

I'll give Jeopardy music right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 15 grand, you beat it. Beat it like Babo when he thinks nobody's okay. So do I own it?

[Caller]

Probably. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I own it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Comment on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I own it?

[Caller]

Yes, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then do you have a titles or payoff?

[Caller]

It's clean. Title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have no payoff? Okay, so. And you live in a little elm. So do this. Go to. Give me the VIN. That's our website. GiveMeTheEven.com. load the. Put the VIN number in or just your license plate, and it'll decode it automatically and. Okay, and just put. Just hung up with John on the radio. He said, y', all, I bought yo. Yeah, let me start over. Just talk to John on the radio. He's bought this from me for 15 grand. What's net? What's next? And they'll send you a checklist, and it'll ask for some pictures, like the picture of the front back of the title and your. All the goodies. And we'll get it picked up with a check. Okay, thanks. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. This is the. This is one of my favorite ACDC songs. Now, did Angus or Malcolm, who created all the riffs.

[Baba]

Bob, you know the Riffs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Angus. Not Malcolm, because Malcolm kind of. He's the showman. He took all the credit. He's the big stage man with the school. School boy outfit.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Angus was that.

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[Baba]

And Malcolm's a bass player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you lied.

[Mike Turley]

Is the. Yes. He's the one with the. The riffs and everything. Malcolm is the backing vocalist. He came up. He's a co founder. He came up with the Riffs. He didn't play him. He came up with the riffs, didn't play them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the real sad day is the day Angus dies. Not that it was said that Malcolm died. I didn't know Malcolm like I know Angus.

[Baba]

The real sad day is when Bon Scott died, man. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a bad day.

[Baba]

Although Brian Johnson did a lot of great records. I mean, you know, I like Back in Black as much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't like a complete disaster like Ronnie. Yeah, Ronnie Van Zant's brother tried to back him up.

[Baba]

Long way at the top, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't even listen to that. I can't listen to Van Zant's brother singing his brother song. Just doesn't work for me. I don't get there. It doesn't get me off.

[Baba]

And 38 special is a little suspect.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Good morning, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, all you guys. Big college football weekend last weekend. Everybody got upset, blown out, sideways. I don't even know what's on deck today.

[Mike Turley]

Nah, not a lot of exciting games. There's only one game where two top 25 teams are playing each other. Michigan versus Wisconsin. That, that's this morning at 11. Everything else is kind of. It's kind of their bye week.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cheese bowl.

[Baba]

Tcu, Texas Tech, man.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I know, but that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, tcu, it's over. It's just done. I mean, they had a great year, they have a great season, but their, their hope to go to the playoff.

[Mike Turley]

Is over pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be like. I mean, it's just Cowboys, Super Bowl. I think Cowboys have a better chance of going to the super bowl than the Cowboy, than the Horned Frogs have. Going to the playoffs for sure. In the Cowboys. Super bowl ideas will be heavily extinguished tomorrow night at 7:30. Oh, yeah, the Philadelphia Eagles. I mean, I'm going to the game. I'm going to the. I'm to be sitting in the CBS.

[Baba]

Box.

[John Clay Wolf]

But my nose will. I'm going to Bring extra clinics, clinics with me so when my nose starts bleeding, I can wipe because I think that we're going to get beat so bad, but it's going to make my nose bleed.

[Mike Turley]

Philly's a five point favorite and they're on the road. That's basically like almost a 10 point favorite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philly, it's lost one game. They've got Jesus on their team this year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He joined the club.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spiritual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. Their quarterback is a win. Says, just really being a leader and you know, he's channeling Jesus. He's like preacher. He's like Reverend Charles. And Reverend Charles is here with us. Reverend Charles put Jesus on the Philadelphia Eagles.

[Commercial Voice]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is. Hang on real quick before you do that. Isaac, a 13, Tundra Texas edition, double cab 2 will drive you there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Katie, do me a favor. I don't have much time and I want to buy this truck. Can you go to givemetheven.com and just load it in real quick because I've got to ask you so many questions about it. I don't want to soak up all the airtime. Do you already have a number on it? Do you already have a number on it? Are you just kicking tires? Yeah.

[Caller]

No, no, no. I've got Carmax wanted to give me 20 for it.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Write that on there. Take a picture of that Carmax offer letter and include it. And we'll cut to the chase quick. I want to buy it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If, if I don't beat your Carmax offer, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just that simple. All right. Reverend, good morning.

[Baba]

You know, and I've had much church detention in my own congregation, church dissension in the last four months. Uhoh. Because Doug Peterson called me from Philadelphia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did he?

[Baba]

In the winter of his heart's discontent instead. Reverend, would you pray with me, please?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have no idea.

[Baba]

I say, you know, Doug, this. I'm a Dallas, Texas preacher. And when you talk about playing against the Dallas Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Rest in peace. What you talk about asking a man of God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Go against the grain of his gospel teaching. Just like the prophet Jonah, when the Lord said, go to Nineveh and tell those broke leg old low down mama jama, you don't want to support nobody else in the NFC east. Because Nineveh team is gonna be America's team, the Dallas Cowboys. And it ran away and was Swallowed by a fish. By a giant Miami Dolphin.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're kind of going in and out of the park.

[Baba]

Yes, he did. Yes, he did. Praise God. And the Miami Dolphins spit him up on the shores of Galveston, Texas. Not accurate. And it changed his name to Jerry Jones. Spent some time being tempted by old scratch Satan himself in the deserts of the Ozark mountains, northwestern Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord.

[Baba]

And so, coach Peterson, I haste to help you this way, but you know the law don't discriminate between teams, nor for conferences neither. So in your conference, in the nfc, I'm gonna pray for you, a quarterback, okay? Because I know you was burned by the Micavic and I know you was burned. Spent 14 and a half gazillion dollars for lil Sam Bradford. Little Sam Bradford broke his leg and your heart. Moved out to Minnesota and broke his leg again. Dear to the Lord, Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is deep sports religion Update.

[Baba]

You look almost like Robert Griffin III on a methamphetamine bin. Broken?

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea.

[Baba]

You broke inside. Now, Mr. Glass, they call him these days. When you get to that graph, I want you to engage in a bit of righteous deception because the Cleveland Browns can take it, brother.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Baba]

You draft Carson Wentz.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Baba]

That's what God said to me. And he said, coach, you show. I said, yes, brother. And we prayed, we got on our knees and God said, carson Winston going to be the man. And now just four months later, he is the man. Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen. Amen.

[DJ Prek]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pass the plate. Pass the plate.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish I had a hundred dollar bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you'd like to make a donation to Reverend Charles Church, go to our Facebook page. Yes, John Claymore show.

[Baba]

Let me hold a dollar here, a dollar there, and Jesus will love you for it. And we coming back with more righteous grooves of the John Clay Wolf show. Praise Jesus after this.

[Caller]

Make you love. I was so satisfied.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Cuz it's morning.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Beating around the bush. Are you a bush man or are you slick runways slick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually you run west because of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip is nice like a grass field.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, like grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a mountain strip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Turley, I during the break I listened to my voicemail and listen to this.

[Caller]

Jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no, no, no. That's different. That's different. That's different. That's the wrong one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally wrong.

[Mike Turley]

Don't want that one going on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

The jury will ignore that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what's going on with.

[Caller]

Michelle.

Over at Kevin Smith office.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a gentleman call and said.

[Caller]

He was involved in an accident yesterday with a Catherine Grant and she showed your insurance card. So he's calling to file a claim against. Go Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So could you give me a call back and let me know who this Katherine Grant is or if you know anything about the accident?

[Caller]

I've tried to call Connie and I.

Just get a busy signal. So give me a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks all. Connie just gets a bit. The office gets a busy signal. And Kathy. That's Rowdy's wife, right?

[Mike Turley]

I believe so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Don't show my insurance card to nobody. You wreck a car, it's yours, not mine.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I don't know what.

[J.D. Ryan]

What just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of our drivers obviously had an accident with someone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And gave our insurance card.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they not supposed to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, if it's our car, we didn't wreck a car.

[Mike Turley]

Not that I know of.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wreck a car, this happens like once every 90 days. The drivers, there's so many. Give me the VIN drivers out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drivers everywhere. Yeah. It's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's happening too much. We're gonna lose our insurance. Didn't we didn't. Wasn't there an accident up in Oklahoma last two weeks ago?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, Maxima, one of our drivers was driving, got Sideswiped. Cause he wasn't paying attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said it was a Mexican.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, all right.

[Mike Turley]

Well, it just happened to be. Yes, John, but I was saying a Maxima.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it illegal or an illegal?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know. He's not working with us anymore, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did he like jump over the fence and run?

[Mike Turley]

He never returned, John. I never.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was he legal or illegal?

[Mike Turley]

I can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

John sounds like an illegal Mexican to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hard to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you jump the fence and run like a white tail buck. Something's up. It wasn't a bad wreck. It was like a fender bender.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, the car did have to get towed back from there though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Cuz he wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he really did run. I thought John was just being a racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not being racist. If you ask if someone's Mexican, that doesn't mean they're racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bumped into it. He bumped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he Canadian? Oh, don't say that. That's terrible. That's their country to the north.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bumped into it. John bumped. It's. It's just, it's. It's a video that people may pull out. Like Jerry Jones video that surfaced this week. Do you guys see this? This is from a wedding. There's an audio. You have this audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a Mexican wedding? No, shut up. Was it a Quintanilla?

[J.D. Ryan]

Jerry Jones appeared in a bizarre video. This came out this week. Now remember, the video, not that it matters, was taken in 2013 at a wedding in Dallas at the Warwick Melrose Hotel. He has a jacket slung over his shoulder and he is clearly intoxicated. And basically this is the audio that they are now spreading.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's giving a well wishing to somebody.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's looking into a camera so he knows he's being recorded.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, Jennifer, congratulations on the winning wedding. Now you know he's with a black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Girl tonight, don't you?

[Baba]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a Texan.

[Baba]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry and I have that in common. Wait, one more time, sir. Hey, Jennifer. Congratulations on the winning wedding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you know he's with a black girl tonight. Just trying to be funny.

[Baba]

What's funny about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so Arkansas. That's so old man Arkansas. That sounds like my. My. That sounds like a bad dad joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jerry Jones has come out and said my comment was inappropriate. It is not. Not who I Am. And I am sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is he if that's not who he is? He's a li. Son of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen.

[Mike Turley]

Listen how drunk he is, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jennifer. Congratulations on the wedding.

[Baba]

Wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wedding. Now, you know he's with a black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Girl tonight, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

But what was the context?

[J.D. Ryan]

He was walking down a hall. You know how people do at a wedding. There's somebody that goes up to you and throws the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was with. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was by himself. Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'S your question?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was with a black girl? The Groove.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was joking. Nobody was. Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was the Groove? I mean, how was that funny? If they're at the wedding and he's saying that he said last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Follow me, follow me. The video was being made for the bride to look at later. Here's a little comments. The little comments that people make. Jennifer, congratulations. Congratulations. We hope you all had the best of life. Jennifer, you look beautiful. You've never looked better. Happy day. Jennifer, remember, he's with a black girl tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was this taken?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's a picture of how he looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was he so drunk?

[J.D. Ryan]

Blurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a wet. No, no, he. He wasn't at the wedding.

[Mike Turley]

He was at the hotel. Probably just walking away from whatever bar he was at at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about it. They played that on the wedding night. Then. That was pre wedding stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre wedding. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he an alcoholic?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my lord, no. Who knows? Who cares? He was just toasted that night.

[Mike Turley]

But is it insensitive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, of course.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's trying to be funny. Never dreamed it would come out in four years. He was right until it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know he's with a black girl.

[Mike Turley]

You think Roger Goodell had anything to do with make sure that video got out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Conspiracy. Conspiracy.

[Baba]

It was actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

The video was posted online on the blast.com, which reports the video was submitted by a tipster which reached the comment. It also said F. Jerry Jones. That's F. Jerry Jones. So it's somebody.

[Mike Turley]

It's Roger Goodell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody who was trying to undermine you theory. They've been sitting on this for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. If you have a conspiracy theory, call in this morning. Share it with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or better yet, who really killed the guy from AC DC?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you want to hear. You want to hear the phones ring?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RADIO. If you think. If you have an opinion on gun control.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Gee, why do you want to do that?

[Mike Turley]

Let's not do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a. JD Thinks they should ban all guns. Bobbo thinks they shouldn't.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, it's the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have an opinion on this, please call in and give us your opinion on gun control. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back in just a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So, J.D. you helped us yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was walking through.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been a pinch hitter for the buyer's office. That shows you what the qualifications are to be a buyer. Hey, who's your daddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Qualified and a lady to talk to people. That's what I do for a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a lady that called in and she had a CarMax offer of 9,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you took the information and brought it to a manager.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, knock it off, we'll give 9,600.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what did she say to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she was like, well, yeah, it's worth so much more.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth. You have a opportunity to make $3,000 here. He used to. I used to listen to you on.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Russ Martin show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were always the nice guy. He's kind of a jerk. You were so nice. I don't know why you're doing this to me. I was like, shut up. Shut up, lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have to deal with you. I don't. She was talking to one of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buyers you get for answering the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Started talking about the radio show. And then the buyer goes, hey, one of the guys from the radio show, JD Standing right here. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

They use him as a. When he was in yesterday.

[Radio Announcer]

Yeah, they were using him right in.

[J.D. Ryan]

The middle of this. And this is Lane starts going off on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you beat the Carmax offer, but you still got chewed out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still got chewed out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know if. If we were going to make $3,500, do you not? And you told me it takes 10 to buy her car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, she said she'd be happy if.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were going to make 3,500. Right? If that was even remotely real. Do you not think we'd quickly cough up the extra 500 just to make three?

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, people are so freaking stupid. You want to slap the S out of him?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did, but believe me, I came real close.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna make 3, 500?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ma', am, I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's 500 more dollars, so. So let me do the math. On your math, on your math, if I give 500 more, I'm gonna make three grand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could we promise me that I'm gonna make three grand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a contract here that says if I don't make three grand, you're gonna give me the difference. Well, wow. I saw the Kelly Blue Book, but we beat everybody else, but gonna. We're still mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, in Louisiana. What city? James. James. Louisiana. James.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What city you be in?

[Caller]

What city?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just says Louisiana. What freaking city are you in for the fourth time?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm in la.

[John Clay Wolf]

La. Okay. What's that near?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that near? Do you go down to New Orleans and take a left until it starts stinking, then take a right?

[Caller]

That's about 20 minutes from New Orleans. We have a. We have a swamp to down.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so what are you calling about? Do you really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Troy and them doing now? Do you know those guys, the swamp people?

[Caller]

Well, I'm not talking about catching them on hoops or anything now. I'm talking about catching them alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What do you do with them?

[Caller]

Yeah. Relocate them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why, why? Why? Why do you do that?

[Caller]

Oh, well, I used to work for the National Park Service, and we had alligators in areas where there were kids play with play. And we'd have to catch them and bring them somewhere where the kids wouldn't be.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that called in the 60s when they started changing the schools and busing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Segregation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That doesn't sound fair, James.

[Baba]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think alligators have a right to live wherever they want to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Why? Why do you get to choose where the alligators. Where you want them to be?

[Caller]

Well, let Me tell you, we would relocate and in about, maybe about a week later, they'd be back in the same spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

So once a hood brat, always a hood rat.

[Caller]

They have like a built in GPS.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that accent. Thanks for calling 800-800-723 thinks everybody should use hands. What do you mean, John? Hey, Strip dj, you're gonna have to tell me what the hell these mean. I don't know what this means, John. What do you mean?

[Caller]

Hey, John, how you doing? Good, good. Hey, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Caller]

Bob. Oh, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was just.

[Caller]

I had opinion the proper way to address gun control. Okay, just make sure you're using both hands, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be one for JD's camp. But Bobbo's the liberal pro. Prolip. Aren't you a liberal bubble?

[Baba]

Am I a liberal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, what's your stance on gun control? You're a Democrat.

[Baba]

Is there a difference about guns? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a dim. Is there a difference between Democrat and liberal?

[Baba]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Baba]

Well, liberals want to change everything for the better immediately, now, no matter how much it costs you and I. Okay, okay. They also want to probably have a gun free world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Baba]

You know, I'm not a crazy liberal like that. I'm just a Democrat. I probably got more firearms than most of you guys here.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, John. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobbo's start getting comfortable. He's fixed to tell a long grandpa Bobbo story. It takes 27 minutes to tell. So what's the difference between a liberal and a Democrat?

[Baba]

Well, that is the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you didn't tell me. You told me what a liberal was. You didn't tell me what a Democrat is.

[Baba]

Well, a Democrat is just, you know, basically free of any fascist notions of robbing the poor, you know, to help the rich, anybody raiding the coffers of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our public schools, anybody that thinks gun control is going to stop the nuts from doing these things is out of their mind. You're just not going to be able. You can't legislate crazy. You never can.

[Baba]

Well, and you can't legislate safety.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't legislate safety or get that particular genie is out of the bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of genies and legislate, can you legislate sex? Because that's what is in the newsletter.

[J.D. Ryan]

They tried. I mean, under what? Under what pretense?

[John Clay Wolf]

Under fire, guns, all these. All these people that getting yelled at for. For being horny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, exactly. Now it's who Is the one Al Franken this week now, Brian Seacrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did Ryan Seacrest get one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he? Yes, yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So everybody that's rich and powerful has been using that to get more poontang.

[J.D. Ryan]

And these are the ones. Don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, stop it.

[Baba]

Since. Since the book of Genesis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, since the book Bible than before. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Power and influence to get poontaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you know, these are the ones that are surfacing. These are not all the quiet little phone calls they've been made to the offices. Remember back in 1994 when you touched me? Well, would you like that to surface?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh here is a poontang slayer himself from way back in the day, Missouri. See the signing?

[J.D. Ryan]

She a horrible visual of him having.

[Baba]

Well, the John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

Any of those stories. And you know, I, I never dated a girl without the consent of her attorney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, that's right.

[Baba]

That's. That's how you do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's where it's going.

[Baba]

Even after my, you know, my, my harrowing experience with Dolly Parton and, oh, you, Dottie west, all five Forrester sisters.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've told me off air that you had both Judds at the same time.

[Baba]

They were a nice pair of Judds.

[J.D. Ryan]

My mom and daughter. Right.

[Baba]

What happens in the current society and when it gets to Al Franken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

There's a full stop on style. Have you seen the picture Al Franken, he has his hands as if he's groping a girl's breasts while she's fast asleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's looking at the camera, smiling.

[Baba]

He fancies himself a funny man. He can be.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is back when he was a comedian.

[Baba]

But with anyone else in the picture. That's funny. With Al Franken in that picture, it really becomes science fiction, doesn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It kind of does look like she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A highly attractive woman, too.

[Baba]

Sure she is. There. You know, there's really not a bad one out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a bad one?

[Baba]

You just have to look at them great.

[Caller]

Correctly.

[Baba]

It's just like My Fair Lady. You know, you can. You can teach an old gal a trick or two as long as she's conservative and willing to learn, willing to stop. You know, invest your time and your money. A little vodka.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

A couple of Percocets. Stop it here and there. And I'm not talking about a debilitating addiction of any kind. I'm talking about fun. I got you illegal fun under the sun, like Steely Dan said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

It's going to be a great year 2018.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Baba]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a matter of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 rating if you want to call in and I'll bid your car also. What have you got in the news, boss man?

[J.D. Ryan]

American researchers say that teenagers who regularly smoke cannabis suffer long lasting brain damage and are much greater danger of developing schizophrenia. Schizophrenia?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Then what? Non cannabis smokers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. The study exposed young mice to the active ingredient in marijuana for 20 days. Found that their brain activity was impaired with the damage continuing into adulthood. An actual marijuana user was asked for a reaction to the study. Billy DeForest of Tulsa was quoted as saying, mice are cool.

[Baba]

Carlos.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it. I knew that would stir him up. I know.

[Baba]

You know any mash?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know any personally. I've seen him on tv. Like Mickey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that this is Randy. I think this is true.

[Caller]

What's true?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dope causes brain damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because you just reminded me of something. Okay. A friend of mine, Damon, lives in Steamboat. You know, those Colorado towns. Everybody smokes.

[Baba]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody smokes. And when we opened the bar at TCU back when we were in college, Damon came down and helped us work on it a lot. And I'll never forget, it was closing time one night. Damon smoked a lot of grass. Lots and lots and lots of grass. To the point. It was fun. That was his signature. Sure, Damon.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all had that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't a pothead. He was the grassman. So look at this picture of Damon two weeks ago. I've got more Damon stories too. In Steamboat Springs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it's real. He's naked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jumping up with.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's. I already did. I just posted it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[Baba]

Clown Ronald McDonald.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's Damon High. And he's still getting high today, 25 years later.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's in great shape because he's naked.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can tell he's in great shape because he's a. He's a vegan pothead. He was a ski jumper.

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. I had to bail him out of jail. And Steamboat knowing Aspen one night because he was the nudist. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love it.

[Baba]

Instead of pulling over to take a leak, he saves time by using a wide mouth aluminum bottle, which is the only sign of Miller Light you'll ever see in his truck. He has a growing list of family and friends to repay when that settlement check from his Petco hamster attack incident finally arrives. He's carried a pair of nunchucks behind his back seat for years. Not that he can use them, but they do make him feel like a real badass. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Radio Announcer]

Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, because it's morning.

[Radio Announcer]

That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show. Presented by. Gimme the vin.com 800800 radio gimmethevint.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's the phone number. 800800 7234. Call in, we'll bid your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to the cowboy game tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tomorrow night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thursday as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friends coming in from Philadelphia going with me. Am I going Thursday?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turkey Day? No, I. I gave up my tickets. I'm just going with cbs, cuz they.

[J.D. Ryan]

Offered up there the cbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet CBS suite.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to throw that in because you're a big guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim. Good morning. Tim. Tim? Tim? Tim? Tim, you there? Tim? Going once. Yes, Tim.

[Caller]

Yes, I was heard y' all mention about gun control.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And yeah, there's one thing bad about everybody that says guns kill people. I'd like for everybody that thinks that to get in and have a table in the center of the room, encircle it, put a gun in the middle of the table, tell it to kill everybody in the room and see how many people die.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard it here first, boys and girls. Tim put you up to a contest. It's high risk poker, man. It's high stakes.

[Baba]

It's true though, Tim. Guns do kill people. Cars kill people. Planes kill people. Trains kill people. Sometimes women kill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drugs kill people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Women tried to kill Uncle Roy with a gun.

[Baba]

There you go.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got caught running around on his lady once and she shot him through the door when he was re entering the home. Put a slug right through the top of his thigh.

[Mike Turley]

What about numb chucks? Do they kill people? They could natty like God. Sob.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. This brings up a story.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you met Brandy? Our little 105 pounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I saw her yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. She's. I call her Brandy Dirt.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Joe Dirt? Yes, she reminds me of Joe Dirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday morning when we got to work, I heard Joe Walsh blaring in the high school parking lot at the office and she had the. She's driving her jacked up Colorado and just jam and Joe Walsh. I might have even smelled a little something something I think she was getting right before she went to work. It was funny.

[Mike Turley]

She come in peeling in, sliding sideways.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's Randy dirt, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny.

[Caller]

Not randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy dirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy dirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I didn't know this about her, so we bought a Rolls Royce. An expensive $120,000.

[Baba]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

In San Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Connie has a grandchild.

[J.D. Ryan]

The business manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she's like, I'm going down there. I could drive that thing back. I'd like to drive it back anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Brandy goes with her. She took her. She's like, I'll go with you, Connie. And they take Brandy's truck. They take Brandy's truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The fellow that we bought it from, a basketball player. Big, tall, black man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big house. But the house, they said, had a lot of boxes and unpacked and kind of odd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Brandy was worried about. About Connie because Connie went in the house with the man to do the paperwork on the rolls so far. And Brandy's instincts kicked in and she pulled a machete out of her truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

A machete? This is the story I heard. I was not there because she had a truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she was worried about Connie and she was getting armed in case she had to go save her from the man that lived in the mansion they were buying the $110,000 car from. That's a basketball player.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's.

[Baba]

She's jumping the gun, you know, But I mean, there's nothing funny about the machete. You can do a lot of damage with a machete.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I just don't understand what I. She's like, well, I got to. I got to check on her and I'll call her. And then the phone rang. She left her car. She left. Connie left her phone out in the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, the plot thicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then she's looking through the blinds and looking to see if there's problem. Like if Connie's trying to get away nefarious going on.

[Mike Turley]

She's outside with the machete.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the time the cops pull up.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Brandy may have made her first and last. Give me the VIN Drive Run.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my lord.

[Baba]

This is textbook stuff, though, for people from the country, guys, because in the broad daylight. Okay. In an area unfamiliar to you, okay. Machete is the obvious weapon of choice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You wouldn't want to just knock on the door and see if everything's all right. Holy mackerel. So how do we find this out?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a tough little thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, but how did we find this out? Did she Tell us the story. Okay, so I didn't know.

[Mike Turley]

I didn't know she's got a country draw.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know if a customer came out and said what the hell are you doing looking in my window with machete.

[Baba]

They called her Machete.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had a man in her life hit her with a. Here we go. With a. With a vacuum cleaner years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And instead of like falling down and I mean hurt her bad. She takes the vacuum cleaner and beats the hell out of him. Breaks his knees with it. Yeah, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

She can do that with a vacuum cleaner? What could she do with a machete?

[Baba]

Any damn thing she wants.

[J.D. Ryan]

She weighs 90 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe buckle five buckle weight. If you took the. The augmentation off of her. She probably weigh 92. Red hair, might as well. Unbelievable. Hilarious.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good story.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. 800-800-7234. If you'd like for Brandy to come pick up your car, that's special request we charge extra, Machete included. What the hell you pulling a machete out of her truck? Because the guy is a. And is big and he's got scared for Connie.

[J.D. Ryan]

And in her mind that made complete sense and she was going to be a hero.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned.

[Baba]

Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

HR nightmare.

[Caller]

I will cut you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't do anything wrong. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just walked into his house, his mansion we might add.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't great. It wasn't like we were picking up a wore out beater. That's a hundred and ten thousand dollars Rolls Royce.

[Baba]

This mansion.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell.

[Baba]

Better.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the media. The media has made everybody crazy. It's like all these stories that are in the media in the past two weeks, three weeks, a month. The Weinstein. Weinstein has done for sex what McCarthy did for communism.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody's involved, everybody's going to this and any. Anyone who's ever worked with a woman in the last 20 years now is waiting for that phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace. Malcolm Young from acdc. By the way, that's why we're playing so much ACDC in the background. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What else you got J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well speaking of gun control, Tennessee police say two women were. Two people rather were accidentally shot at a church in Teleco Plains Thursday afternoon while they were discussing the recent church shootings in Texas. Elder members, these are old people were together at the First United Military Methodist Church. They were meeting for a Thanksgiving dinner about 1 o' clock and began discussing the Texas shooting when One asked, hey, does anybody carry a gun? A man spoke up, said, he carries his gun everywhere. Pulled it out, emptied the magazine, emptied the chamber, and then started passing the gun around. No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once the gun came back to him, he put the magazine back in, recharged the chamber, and accidentally squeezed the trigger. The gun went off, hit, hitting the man in the hand and his wife in the abdomen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did that work?

[J.D. Ryan]

Their names have not been released. Actually, they ended up okay. They're fine. It wasn't serious. They ended up going to the hospital air flighted. The names have not been released. I believe to be Billy Bob and Angelina. A Christmas. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. All right, a Christmas one.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll do one. We'll do one more gun. We'll do one more gun story.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was too long.

[Baba]

Gun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lawson.

[Baba]

That's kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of funny. Gun laws in Chicago are under fire again this week after a Chicago man accidentally shot himself in his man parts while act while allegedly holding up a hot dog stand. Terry and Pouncey, 19 years old, allegedly held up two employees at the Maxwell Street Express there on the south side. Basically, he got the money, shoved the gun back in his pants, and it went off. All right, so he's recovering in a hospital, but will forever be known as Pop Goes the Wiener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this reminds me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say they were funny. Just said they were okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how many years ago I would be. 17, maybe 18. Chad. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we lived in the country where we live now. Doorbell rings. Nine, nine, maybe 10 at night. And we lived like on land. Gate shut. Nobody would be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you hear the doorbell ring after dark at that place, you, like, grab a gun. What the hell's going on? Neighbor is crying on the front porch. And it was a neighbor that we had a family feud years ago with. With some land. And my grandpa put up hogs to keep them from building houses. So him being there was weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very strange.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's a friend of mine. He was like 19. He's crying. And dad opened the door. What's going on, boy? You know what you need. And he's. I shot him. I shot him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shot him. And I'm looking down over the balcony like, sounds like you shot him. Who'd you shoot? Who was it shot his dad? Oh, with a.36. Oh, this is a true story. Hang with me. It might have been a.223. It was a deer rifle.

[Baba]

Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. So. So the dad and the mom got into it. Scuffle dad and son had been out drinking beers. I remember listening. I remember this. How many years ago is this? 30 something. 30. 30 years ago we were, we got off the job and we went to little bit country, which is a boot Scoop Beer House off 35.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He and his old man got drunk, came home, mom and dad got to arguing and son whips out a deer rifle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Points it at him and says, no machetes. If you don't stop, I'm going to shoot you. And so I think dad overreacted to the gun being pointed at him and he shot him. It went in through the tip. Have you ever put a catheter in?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It went through the tip, straight down the urethra, out the cod sack.

[Baba]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord.

[Baba]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you Couldn't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't do that. No. No way. No way could you ever do that twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it once and they all made up. They'll have family Thanksgiving this Thursday. Everything's okay. Everything's okay. I'm friends with both of them. The dad talks a little higher and he's a little more chill than he was before. He lays around, you know, a little bit, you know, he's not as active and he's put a little bit of weight. Typically happens when you get castrated.

[Caller]

God, get that boy all Budweiser up.

[Baba]

And made a cordon blue out of me.

[Caller]

Oh my.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How could it be?

[John Clay Wolf]

How could a. A deer rifle not. It was clean. J. It didn't blow it off.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't blow it off. It blew out the back side of the windshield.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz it's soft tissue. It didn't hit something hard. If it hit something hard, the bullet shatters. But because it was soft tissue went through.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the punchline is. Is if he would have. If his mother was more attractive. Oh, what, and he would have been hard?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it would have blown up.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would have done more damage. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's. There is something good that comes out of women not getting too fancy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only you could take a bullet in the wiener story and turn it into that. Yeah, the wife wasn't very attractive.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a good thing, ladies out there, when your husband's giving you a hard time telling you to lose some weight, get in shape, dress up a little more, wear something sexy. Think of that deer rifle to the wiener story. Explain to him that if you were too sexy, then it might blow off. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz that Happens a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colin, good morning. You're on the air. Good lord. Colin, good morning. Hit it. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

An opinion on the whole gun control situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

So my deal is with regulations on firearms and how we need to see some more round chat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done calling. Your phone is breaking up so bad. I've got to hang up on you. I would listen but it's. I can't. I can't broadcast the. The broken. Don't use sprint. No, it sprints. Okay. I think you're doing t mobile, iPhones, Aileen Eileen a 12 caravan with 110,000 miles. It's handicap access. Is that right?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can look at pictures of the handicap ramp? Because there's way. There's several different versions of that.

[Caller]

Oh, I don't have a picture but I have the VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but do you have a phone that can take a picture of the van? Yes, I do take a couple of pictures. And when you go to givemethevin.com you can actually just load the pictures right there like an app. If you take about five pictures of the vin when you go to give me the VIN and load the VIN number or just your license plate, then it'll say add photos. Just push the add photos button and add the pictures and then we'll have it all. We can call you back and know what the heck we're talking about.

[Caller]

All right, thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-723-488 radio. My name is John Clay wolf. Remember, if we don't beat your car max off, we'll give you 100 bucks cuz we're sponsored by. Give me the VIN dot com.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So Joe, Al Franken wasn't really groping. Okay, what Was he doing. I see on the board that was your comment. Al Franken wasn't really groping.

[Caller]

Oh, the pictures that I've seen of him doing that. That woman is wearing an iba. A ballistic vest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

So to me that. That accusation of sexual assault is. Is null and void. It's. That would be the same equivalent as me groping a picture of a woman on a billboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the same equivalent of broke groping a woman through a brick wall. Not a glory hole, but like trying feeling a brick wall that she's on the other side of. I hear what you're saying.

[Caller]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we.

[Caller]

Those vests aren't. They're not form fitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Caller]

He was nowhere. He was at least an inch and a half away from actually touching her.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't even tell what cup size she was from that.

[Caller]

Exactly. And on the picture he. It's not even in his hands. His fingertips are on the vest and that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're on Al's side. This is bros before hoes and everybody sticking together, right?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Ray, good morning. You're on the air quick morning. Hey.

[Caller]

Hey. I think you're doing a good. A great job. We enjoy your show. I think everybody's hit on the gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, thanks. And we'll end with that. We'll be right back on the Bible Jesus hour.

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[John Clay Wolf]

So Bob, can you sing every single solitary word of this song to the hip hop, the hippie, the hippie, the hip hip hop don't stop shopping. To the bang bang boogie nub chuck boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the be.

[Baba]

Can you do that? Let me think about it.

[DJ Prek]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just heard this randomly this week. I heard it. Well, this was the first rap song. Did you even. You lived in the country so deep you didn't even know any better. Did you even know it was out?

[Baba]

You know, I mean, academically I know about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, so you did not.

[Baba]

What's the name of the group again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sugar Hill Game.

[Baba]

Sugar Hill Gang. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, can you do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I like to say hello. Can I do what? Oh yeah. Bang bang, bang bang. Yes, I can. I was a little kid about Mike, so age listening to this crap. It was a. It was a full lp, Sugar Hill Gang, the whole song. How long does it last, Mike? Like an hour and a half.

[Mike Turley]

Five and a half minutes? No, actually six and a half minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have differences in cultures and I respect yours, the small town culture. But you got to be careful with my time.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

What do you mean? What did I now what the hell did I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm gonna play J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna play a voicemail from Baba this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. If you'd like your car bid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we frame it? What time of day? What time of. What was going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

November 16th at 9:18am so that's a Monday morning when I'm in the heat of my busy day getting running this company that has a lot of people. So I get a call from Bobbo. I can't talk to Bob right now, but listen to the important message that he needed to share with me.

[Baba]

JCW is Bob. Oh, I just shared your number with a mobile detail guy, Floyd VA that stopped by here in case you need anybody. His number is 469. 401.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe don't.

[Caller]

And I shared your number with him.

[Baba]

So, you know, if you need somebody. Seems all right to me.

[Caller]

Give him a talk.

[Baba]

See you later.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So Bob, when I just started laughing when I heard the man's name Voye. It's just so Bob. You can see Bob's like little French beaner hat.

[Baba]

I wish I had his business card with me. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called me three times.

[Baba]

Did he? Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, this is Clyde Voyer. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a good friend of mutual contact that, you know, said that you probably need some help detailing cars. I'm like Mr. Vuillier, I detail like 300 cars a week. How many can you do in an hour? Well, I'm a single operation working out of. Okay, so Bobby, don't be giving my number out to people that walk into the freaking radio station in Bowie, Texas with funky last names that like have. That put gas in their car or.

[Baba]

Actually like have a mobile unit. Dude, I will too call you about business like that. I will too.

[Mike Turley]

You know what happened here? John, the guy Was doing it for free. Oh, because Bobbo threw your name in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Bobo. Did you get your car clean for free? Is that what this is about? Son of a. I haven't yet. It's just like the snookies deal when he used to talk about the bar all the time for free. Co for free bar tabs. Don't be giving people my cell number like that.

[Baba]

I haven't gotten it done free yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you wanted work, trade and payola on the side. Don't drag me into it.

[Baba]

Okay, but the substantiation required was that he called. Now you could have just let it go to voicemail. You don't have to talk to the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I see a number show up and I don't know who it is and I think I. I need to answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

It might be business.

[Baba]

Well, I mean, what if, you know, what if it's somebody looking to toss you 100? You should have seen this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal unit. You call me once a month. And I love talking to you at night when we're both drunk. But short of that, we don't really need to talk. And when you call me and ask me the same question every time. Hey, can I crash to the studio? Because I'm going to a Steely Dan concert in Dallas. Yes. The answer is yes. It's yes. It's always been yes. It'll always be. Does he have keys to the door, Mike?

[Mike Turley]

No, but he can just call me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just give the man some keys.

[Baba]

Give the man a key. Thank you. That'll save that conversation. But yeah, you should have seen this guy's mobile unit dude. And he was straight clean. Straight up dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I explained to the guy what we do and who we are. And then he finally said, you're that big building off of 120. I've been in there before. I was like, I bet you got your r run out of there too. We've got 50 people detailing cars at 100 miles an hour. I can't help. What made you think I needed this guy's help?

[Baba]

Look, we're professional to and in buoy Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz he wanted his cards.

[Baba]

Well first foremost because he obviously wasn't from buoy Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, listen, we, we. We are a large account for a lot of people. Like our transportation bill is $200,000 a month.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's mindboggling. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So when you have a guy with a one car hauler, call me. I can't use it.

[Baba]

I don't think it Was a hauler.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I'm saying I'm just thinking of other services because I know how this works. I know a guy, he can hook you you up. No, no, no, that's all cool man. But don't give him my number on a Monday morning.

[Baba]

Two words.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Baba]

You're damn welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I just. Come on, come on now. Come on now.

[Baba]

Crunchy broke leg, low down. No appreciating big wig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew.

[Baba]

They, they put, they put onion eating potato head.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put. They put these big rebates on this truck. This thing, it's changed value like $3,000 in the past 90 days. I'm not kidding. I'm serious. I mean you can buy them for a price in the GM now on the fif on the new body Chevrolet half tons. Where are you calling from Andrew?

[Caller]

Panhandle Texas.

[Baba]

Panhandle, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it?

[Caller]

I think I owe 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew, are you there? Itasca Earhart. I lost you. Whoops. Pull up a 154 wheel drive Chevrolet with 30 on it. Half ton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather have a short penis than that truck.

[Baba]

I'd lose more especially at the truck quality detail.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Prek. We missed your damn Black, white, Latino.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or other bits where we hear a news story. We get to determine whether the person involved in the action of the news story is black, white, Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to get it next segment because we're out of time. We also are going to get to. We bought a Ferrari from a prince. Give me the VIN this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

How cool is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

White rolls from a black basketball player and a red Ferrari from a prince. In what country? I don't even. I forgot. It's an interesting world we live in. And here Sugar Hill gang, just to make you more confused.

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teresa, where you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Cleburne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cleburne, Texas.

[Caller]

Cleveland, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

The end of the Chisholm Trail Parkway. What's on your mind, hon?

[Caller]

Well, I just wanted to tell you about the gun control thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A person from Johnson county calling in to tell me about gun control. I can't believe it.

[Baba]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

Yeah, My opinion is, yep, try and come and take them. I live in Texas and if they don't like it, they move out of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

That's my opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about a mass shooting like that happened in Texas a week ago in South Texas? And that ship church.

[Caller]

Yeah, that was pretty gross. But I think people still need their guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you have an opinion on this topic, call in 800. 800 7234. I'm sure that there's no one that will.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone in that church had had a gun, it would have stopped immediately. One person may have gotten shot and then somebody else would have killed that jackass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bomb.

[Baba]

Somebody finally did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Somebody finally did. Who had a gun?

[Baba]

She wasn't saying what I thought she was. When she said, come take him, I thought she was, you know, going pro.

[John Clay Wolf]

You thought she was offering you some.

[Baba]

Love pro gun control, you know, left and right. It would take Superman, the dead general, George Patton, Jesus and all 12 disciples to take the guns out of town. Four Horsemen, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Or America for that matter. This particular genie is out of the bottle, folks. It's not. They're not going to go away and they're not going to. To go door to door and take your guns. They're not. Not in our lifetime.

[Baba]

They're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Norway, there was a sniper that killed about 60 kids, campers with a deer rifle, okay, Sniper rifle, about five years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crate and, and my wife's from Copenhagen, Denmark, so I've been over there a lot. Guns are serious. You can have them for hunting, but like, if you get caught with a gun over there, you're going to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like hand, like handguns are. Nobody gets them but cops, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Super duper heavy gun control over there. And then in a Nord in all that horn, whole Nordic zone. Scandinavia is like that. And then this guy went and picked all these people off like rabbits because he had one and they didn't. So I, I hear both sides of it, but I mean, one of the worst mass shootings in the world history happened in the most controlled gun zone in the world five years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then In Paris, France, they take this truck and run down the.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

They run down the parade and killed 50.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't ban trucks. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't ban crazy. You can't legislate crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can date it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can date it, boy. Lord, can you date it. And you can hire it, apparently.

[Baba]

Here's the ironic thing about it, though. You know, we all talk about background checks, and I think most sensible people are for background checks. And they didn't work with the guy that church shooting in Texas. They didn't work because the Air Force didn't report to federal authorities that he'd been, one, dishonorably discharged. Two, dishonorably discharged for family assault, violence.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think the guy that shot his dad through the head of his. You know What? Now, the CODs. Would he have been dishonorably discharged? Hold that thought. Hold that thought. Eric. Good morning. You're in the air, Eric. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

All right. Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What you got, man?

[Caller]

I got a 2012 Dodge Challenger SRT8, 6.4 liter, 392. 10,439 miles. And let me tell you what Melbourne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post is packing right here. All right, we got 411 posi track.

[Caller]

Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, Ford over 30 electric, 11 to 1 popup pistons, turbojet.

[John Clay Wolf]

390 horsepower. We're talking some muscle. Okay, I got it. Cool. You got it?

[Caller]

Zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 10,000 mile Challenger SRT with all the gear. I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. I'll give, I'll give. I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. 28 GS.

[Baba]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

28 grand. N20. 27, 28. Yep. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Put it. Put it in there and we'll buy it. Get you checked for it. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio DJ to the prek. Whitey, Blackie.

[Baba]

You are now about to witness the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Prek]

What it do? Do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What it do? What did you got today, man?

[DJ Prek]

I got another story for y' all for everybody's favorite game show. Black, White, Latino or other. Where I list the story and y' all guess the race. So I got some Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he.

[DJ Prek]

He got caught up, you know. He got gaffled by one time and he had some of the Coca Cola on Him a couple of gats too. Then they take him in, they take him into an interview him and he starts releasing some chemical warfare on these cops, if you know what I'm saying. He leans to, to the side of his chair and he, he lets one rip and he, he continues to do this throughout the interview. So the KC Mo police actually have to end it and they, they pretty much just send his ass to jail after that. So what do y' all think? Black, white, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, he fought, he, he crop dusted the cops during an interview.

[Mike Turley]

So he basically wasn't getting. He got out of the interrogation by farting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going big nasty red neck with overalls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what I'm gonna say about that officer there.

[Baba]

Take me to jail, Latina.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm white. I'm white with overalls and red man chewing tobacco plug, not loose leaf.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, beans, beans, musical fruit. Yeah, I'm gonna go Latino.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll go black just to be different.

[DJ Prek]

Okay, man. Well, JDU on one 24 year old son, Sykes Jr. A black man from Kansas City, Mo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what are you wearing today? DJ, I've got a picture of you on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show. Where did you get the red fur coat?

[DJ Prek]

Oh man, I had it custom made, man, that, that red faux fur. Because you know, I'm anti animal cruelty, but I still want to look good.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did you get that done?

[DJ Prek]

I mean I ordered it like early October. You know, it just now came in just, just a, like a week or so ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did something like that set a brother back?

[DJ Prek]

Man, just like a bill, you know, not too much bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty. A thousand dollars?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, nah, nah. A hundred. You know I ain't spending a thousand dollars. Y' all don't pay me that well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all gotta see this on, on the Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

He looks like he's on the front of a rap his album cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you really, you really come, you really come to your own today. Jimmy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is him. This is really him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 Yukon with 80 leather roof. Does it have Nav?

[Caller]

No nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Silver, two wheel, four wheel drive. Four wheel drive, high miles old body style, no nav. Leather roof, silver, two wheel drive. Yukon. Long or short? XL or the, or the Tahoe?

[Caller]

It's the Tahoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not the Suburban. It's the Tahoe. It's the shorty. Okay, I'm guessing, I'm guessing. I'M guessing it's a 14 with 80. A 14 with 80. A 14 with eighty with no nav. I think it's 20. 20, 20, 20. 23 G's. 23, 24.

[Baba]

Close.

[Caller]

We're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Condition? I just put new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I do want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I have a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Pasadena.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I've got drivers down there and with a checkbook. So if I give you 23 grand, do I own it?

[Caller]

23 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it if I don't have to spend any money on it? No windshield.

[Caller]

There's not a nick on it. Not dent.

[John Clay Wolf]

No windshield, no tires, no dummy lights. Then we're done. And I'll get you. I'll buy it. I own it.

[Caller]

What's the. What's the next step?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to give me the vin. Give me the vin and you can put your VIN number in or you actually. Now we got got it fixed where you can just put your license plate in there and it'll do a reverse lookup on your VIN and say, john bought this truck for me for 23. Five on the air. Please send me a checklist and they'll email you a checklist. And on that it just says we want pictures all the way around. Picture of a driver's license, picture of the title, front and back. And what day you want to schedule the pickup.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go, let's go. Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slap this hoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Keith.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 14 Benzo S550. Is it an all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

All wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you buy an all wheel drive down here in Texas?

[Caller]

I tell you why. I'm originally from New York and I guess I've heard that there's some slick roads on some icy days as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

What it is. Yeah.

[Caller]

So that's why when I moved here about five years ago and of course I saw a couple icy days like, hey, let me get the all wheel drive. Now I'm thinking kind of different because I really want an S63.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who doesn't? I want an S63 too. Have you already tried to.

[Caller]

Sure do, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already tried to trade this again?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. This is the first time I happen to be listening to the radio. This morning I was like, well, hell, let me see what you guys can offer with, you know, start my process.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to start your process. I want to buy your car.

[Caller]

Well, I want you to buy my car too. Hopefully the number would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

That's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color interior?

[Caller]

Same thing. Black or black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sport package?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have dual sunroofs?

[Caller]

I don't know if that's part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the two. The two sunroofs or one.

[Baba]

Yes, two.

[Caller]

Two sunroofs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir. On the wheels, does it say amg?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you put the wheels on it or did it come that way?

[Caller]

No, it came that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a sport package. Send me a picture of it. Go to givemethevin.com and click put the VIN number in. My system will decode it. But I'm. I'm. How many miles? It's got good miles. It's got 20 on it.

[Caller]

21. 21 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically the sport versus non sport is a $5,000 swinger on that car. It's like, it's like a cups versus D cups.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody gets that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a D cup cost, JD You've bought, you've bought plenty of them quite a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

7,000 and get a broken heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a broken heart. 7,000 and a broken heart. Go to givemethevent.com I'm thinking, I'm thinking it's 40 grand. 45 grand. 45. It's like 40 to 47 is what the swing is. I need to see it though. All right, thanks guys.

[Baba]

Forward money goes, but you know, I got plenty. That's so awesome. Prek is so awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never be the guy that buys him. Always be the next guy. Yeah, ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or be the guy that like gets the benefit.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I'm saying. The next guy gets to play the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy that gets the benefit from the training.

[Baba]

Is it okay to be the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing the 23 years of steady, that 21 to 24 year old stretch of training?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That next guy's the one that gets all that benefit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like training, training, just getting them right in line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

Is it okay to be the guy paying the $20 cover just to see him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And with that we need to break. But we're not out of time, so. So we won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish that is serves the cheapest way to do it ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead and tell us what we have coming up, Turley.

[Mike Turley]

Dr. Cods is coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Cods. Who's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I Love him. Oh yeah.

[Mike Turley]

He's. He's got some great love advice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's our advice counselor.

[Mike Turley]

And then we bought a print a car from a prince. A Ferrari?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Like coming to America kind of. Prince.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real prince.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty close. That's pretty close.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Ferrari.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw a Ferrari. And mixing our manager.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't drink very well.

[Caller]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell this real quick before we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're. We're having a meeting last night it a software meeting because we're redeveloping some software.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley brings in some beers because it was after hours and mix is like I would but I can't because I'm driving my brother in law's car and he's got a breathalyzer on. So he went ahead and had a few beers years and then he had one of the girls that doesn't drink at all go blow. Go blow him to get it going. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio right here, right now. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the vin.com. metallica is the hero of the day. And so is J.D. ryan, the grand Dragon.

[Baba]

He dropped two grand on a six inch lift for a two wheel drive Chevy truck. Because first year college girls don't know the difference. In 1994 he was questioned by federal agents for a potential plot to assassinate pop singer Michael Bolton. So you know his heart is in the right place. He has no interest in purchasing a Harley Davidson because it's impossible to piss in an aluminum bottle while riding a motorcycle. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer but when I do make mine a natty like Tall boy. Yeah buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crank it up. It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vid. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace. You know this one, Bob?

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is an old Bon Scott song.

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well listen to what Bond died 79 or something right after High Wydd Helm.

[J.D. Ryan]

What didn't I have to do? We know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being a drunk. Okay, here we go. Turn up darling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe he could do it by himself. John, I don't believe he needs your help.

[Baba]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wasn't me, that was Bob.

[Baba]

But it feels good though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mal in East Texas. Gun control.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mal against it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're against it. You there going once. Mal in East Texas. Yeah, what's your. All right, so you're in East Texas. And you called in about gun control? Yeah. What's your.

[Caller]

I don't. I. I carry gun every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I think it should be legal too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you heard it here first, folks. AC DC Listeners and gun control go hand in hand. They might have even voted for Obama. Maria. An 01 Chevy Blazer with 130 on it. It's. It's too old. Too miley for me, man.

[Caller]

Too old?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, maybe. Maybe 700 bucks. Don't get mad at me. Don't shoot the messenger.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wasn't there when you bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty from Oklahoma.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty from Oklahoma with a 05 Explorer with 180.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

How are y' all today?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good, sir. You must you feel like being abused today?

[Caller]

I believe in America having guns, but this automatic stuff, they need to shut down these bump stock things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agree.

[Caller]

Anyway, I'm calling in about an 05 Ford Explorer, Eddie Bauer edition. 180k on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, hang on. Let me ask Johnny Cash. It's a oath. No, no, no.

[Baba]

It ain't me, baby.

[Caller]

It ain't me. You're looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking for Rusty. I don't think I want it. And Johnny Cash said he's going to take a pass also. Okay, we do it.

[Caller]

I really would like. I really would like to know if I'm actually putting an engine in it. I need the long block, 4.0 liter, single overhead cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Let me ask your cousin Nestor. Hey, hey. Actually, your cousin Nestor's right here. He's from Oklahoma also.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Nestor slow shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nestor's here. Nest, you gonna help Rusty with his long block and his 05 Explorer?

[Baba]

Yeah. I'll tell you what happened with that 305 short block. We got out of a El Camino Conquista. Got it out of 1984.

[Caller]

I think this one is. I think this one is jump time.

[Baba]

Well, we got this. We pulled it. We had a chain fold out behind the house over Richard, that's my other cousin Richard. And we had it out there probably 12 days. We was gonna put it back together.

[Caller]

And my brother, I'm half crippled. I've been on this one for six days.

[Baba]

My brother Timmy, his little ferret.

[J.D. Ryan]

His ferret.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was this, Nestor? What year were y' all gonna do this 12 day job?

[Baba]

Well, this was about 2011. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you get it done on time?

[Baba]

Well, my. My. My brother Timmy's little ferret got down in there and one of the pistons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And fell asleep. It was real Cold outside in the wintertime. And he nested up in there. He. He took Timmy's ACDC T shirt and wadded up and made a nest down in there. We got it in there and when we finally got it put back together, sparks and everything back on. Started it up. It didn't start right away. The first thing we heard was like a whee. Like that. He had got his little paw down into the plant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[Baba]

But you wouldn't have that trouble with a straight 350 if it's bored out, right? But something about the short block. 305. It's just a calling card for various. For various rodents and things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russ, did you get all that?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800 radio.

[Baba]

We did get him out of there, but he lost the foot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bandit. Bandit. In Fort Worth. Bandit?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Three ram half ton with 240,000 miles. Do you drive a. A Caterpillar or a John Deere bulldozer?

[Caller]

I'd rather dodge darn GC for work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but I didn't know if you were a dozer operator or just ran a blade. No. Hell no.

[Caller]

They say I'm not allowed to have my cdl. My driver's license all up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did he say fdf? Yes, I got it. He said F. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I said that for my bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's hard. Hey, let me. I'm gonna get with Johnny Cash on this one too. An 03/2 ton.240 on the miles. No, no, no.

[Caller]

It ain't me, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, baby.

[Baba]

You know when that ferret come out of that motor cussing like a sailor too, and he's blind as a bat. Yeah. Them rods. He poked his eyes right out. But his other eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, stop it. Randy. Randy the chipmunk. What the hell? It sounds like there's other small animals trying to take spotlight on our program.

[Caller]

Yeah. That master friend of yours is real knowledgeable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knowledgeable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knowledgeable.

[Caller]

It's true though. It's late wintertime and aminals will get out and getting parts of cars and live in there and you know, around certain parts of the country. You gotta make sure you don't live.

[J.D. Ryan]

In motors you don't want.

[Caller]

Yeah, because. No, the. The. The populace at large.

[J.D. Ryan]

Populace, by which I mean people. Gotcha.

[Caller]

Will put the motor back in the car with you in. Happens all the time, apparently. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a cousin, Ricky Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ricky Bob?

[Caller]

Yeah. He's up in Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Caller]

Yeah. Love County. Love county methamphetamine capital of the Southwest.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know that.

[Caller]

And they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think we do.

[Caller]

They put. He was in the Evinrude outboard.

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And they got him in there. He's just right west of the power plant. You know what it says the carb is down here. And they think. And he was nested in there like 12 days.

Okay.

And they take him out on the lake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, he's in there, you know, his wife's having babies back at the house. And this is where he hides. You know, chipmunks hide when the babies are coming out, which is what all mammals should do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

They took him out on the water. Oh, and he fell out of there and the catfish got him.

[Baba]

Oh, no.

[Caller]

Yeah. But then he came back and spit him up on the land. And he became a preacher.

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe this is.

[Caller]

No, he's real knowledgeable about scripture and everything. He's like, you know, do unto others before they stick you in a motor.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's. Yeah, that's not in the Bible.

[Caller]

Anyway, it's a tough time for animals right now because it's getting cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cold winter, you gotta.

[Caller]

Here's your number one tip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

The last thing you want to do, okay, is to get your nuts frozen, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bad.

[Caller]

Yeah. Because, I mean, it kills a whole third quarter economy. For one thing, you've been working your ass off. You got a tree full of nuts, right? Oh, 30 degrees, here they go. So you got to put them up somewhere.

[Baba]

Where do you put them?

[Caller]

Well, let me tell you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Women's wear department at Walmart. No, I'm telling you. Yeah. Sneaky. They're open all night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Get in there after about two in.

[J.D. Ryan]

The morning, nobody's there.

[Caller]

Two to four, load your stuff up. Those big racks they have round racks. Get you get all your nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Take them in there, hide them in there. You don't even have to guard them or nothing. Have you ever been in the women's department?

[John Clay Wolf]

Walmart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Momentarily.

[Caller]

Women don't wear that crap.

Yeah.

It's a safe place to keep you nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

You hide them there.

[Caller]

Yeah. So keep them safe, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. Always Good Wintertime and seasonal advice by Randy the Chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chuck. In Oklahoma City, 2012 Chrysler SRT8 300. The 300 hot rod with 98,000 miles leather nav. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city in Oklahoma City in Oklahoma.

[Caller]

Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there payoff on it?

[Caller]

It's about. What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a payoff on it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

About 20. Just under 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're a touch flipped. Thank you. Two G's flipped.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're two grand upside down.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, is it on one of those Indian titles?

[Caller]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, man, these, these. The title laws in Oklahoma are about as weird as everything else up there. But yeah, the Indians make their own rules if they're on the reservations. You think you've got a lien release.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you don't, you have no, we have no.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, luckily I'm not from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then you and I. Okay, I'll give you 19. I was holding a thousand back for the Oklahoma, you know, card carrying citizen deal.

[Caller]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I'll tell you another story. You can be from Houston and be borderline need needing meds. So we buy this, this I don't know what. It's a $2,500 BMW.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She traded it into a leasing company that we deal with. Not DNM, but a different one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we buy their trade ins and we go to pick this car up. But it, it's like a crazy story where mom lives in Arlington and sister lives in Houston and this is sister's car. So all this, too many people. Step one, too many people in a deal. Stop, talk to the owner. Is the car. Cuz it battery was dead. We went by there to pick it up, battery was dead, won't start. Okay, get it, get it. Work, we'll come back, get it. Ask her 10 times. Is it fine? Yes. Give him the check for 2500, leave there four miles later, it's overheating. Stop. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go back, tell them, you know, check back. Well, you said that. Hang on, lady. We didn't say a damn thing because it went through this other guy. The good news is the other guy, the leasing company's just eating it up and fixing us. Okay, but we had to go get the car towed because we called, said, where do you want this car? She's like, well, it's. I don't know, it sounds like you problem, not me. Yeah, she runs and cashes the check, right? Of course, of course she does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because she knew by the time you got down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right. She ran and cashed the check and we forgot to stop payment on the check. You know, in the past two and a half years, since we started giving the van. We've had to stop payment on maybe two checks. Two. Maybe one. People are honest. There's one guy in Amarillo with a bad clutch on a Jeep. He was a problem. He knew he had a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we got down the road and it broke down. We went all the way to Amarillo to pick this old pos Jeep up and told him we're going to drive it back. Back. Oh, it'll be fine. But we broke down in front of the shop that had already told him the week before that it wasn't fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

God didn't curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told old boy a damn clutch going out. Did he not tell you? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. But old boy just got the old stop payment letter from the bank. You going to screw me, you better do it quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hurry to the bank. It doesn't happen very often.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carmax is the worst. They put eight days stop. They, they. They float people's money for eight days. Really?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They pay with a bank draft, not a check. They can stop that thing for eight days. If you go to hammer one of those Carmax checks, you can't cash it. You can't cash it. It won't cash. Not even at their bank.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to hear something else? You got to look at our online reviews versus theirs. Are they where we're 98% positive? They're like 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing a good thing. Good morning all man. What you got?

[Caller]

How you doing, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Real quick.

[Caller]

Well, hey, you're talking about gun control. And my thought on gun control is, you know, you look at it and all the control is when you take a deep breath and squeeze the trigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, these people, my listeners, the congregation of our. Look at what we've done. Turley. 800, 800 we be glad I'm not trying because you know, a lot of the good looking girls are libs. Oh, you mean we thank God I'm married. And she doesn't. She's from. She's so socialist over there. She didn't think about it. But you'll never get laid again in this town is what I'm trying to tell you. Bobbo.

[Baba]

Ten minutes after 8am this morning and I quote, hey everybody, let's talk about gun control. What do you think about it? Call me up right now. 800800 radio and ever since go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.Com if you want to sell your car. Call JD's cell phone if you want to sell your gun and or just go over to his house. I'll give you the address here in a moment.

[Radio Announcer]

Back with more of the John clay wolf show after this.

[Commercial Voice]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tim. Tim. This is the quick minute hit. 16 Ford diesel dually four wheel drive. Does it leather Newton ave. Anything?

[Caller]

No, it's a XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 50.

[Caller]

It's got a $14,000 Dewey hay bed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got a hook.

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got hydraulic bail lifts, high Dewey's. I used to sell those. I used to own Vernon auto group and we were Dewey's dealer.

[Caller]

I think it's got rockstar wheels on it, brand new tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want the rock stars on the xl with the Dewey's but I'll take the old ones back. 25, 28. I need to see it. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. 11 Jeep Grand Cherokee with 100 on it. Steve. It's probably worth eight grand. Nine grand. I need to see it. You there, Steve? Bye. 05 Silverado Halfton with a $30 on it. Blake, is it crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller]

It's crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab, two wheel drive, the big motor. 48 or 53 on the engine. 48 average. Rough or clean? It's clean. This five grand just put new cat.

[Caller]

I just put new cats on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So at least they work. Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

Probably, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's do business. 16 to 20 coma with 25 long beds. Super cab nav is what I'm seeing here. 16. What color, Robert?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. 16 with 25. Ah, yeah, yeah. Which body style? When did they change the body style? 16. So this thing's like 23 and a half. Is that right on the money?

[Caller]

No, this is. This is a new. This is a new body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 16 new body style. It's like 23 and a half. 24 grand.

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolf]

24. Yeah. Does that sound right? No. I gave 28 for the same truck. I gave 28 for the same Truck a year ago. With 8,000 miles, yours has 25. Well, what. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I think I have around 27 still on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're gonna have to write a check to get out of it. I might go 25 if 25 will buy it. Or 26. Go to maybe 20. Let me see it. Let me just quit guessing. Go to givemetheven.com Put the license plate or the VIN number in and throw me some pictures and we'll get to working on it. Okay?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Baba]

Give me the Vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. You know, I didn't come here to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Preach to you today.

[Baba]

But you know, when I look at these contestants for the Miss Black awareness pageant, I feel good. I feel good. Cause I know there's a God somewhere. There's a God somewhere. Turn around, ladies, for me, please. You know, there's a God who sits on high and looks down low. Man cannot make it like this. Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can take the picture, but they can't make it.

[Baba]

Only God above that you have known high can make it for you. Do you love him? Do you feel Joy? Say joy.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Baba]

Crank it up.

[Commercial Voice]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Say joy. Say.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say joy. So that's where you got that say joy from when you're doing your Reverend Charles impersonation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never knew that. I mean, that. That's exact. That's a big part of your act. That dude.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it in the movie? Who.

[Baba]

Who played Arsenio Hall?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yes. Can you say Jo?

[Mike Turley]

It goes on longer and he's like, look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boys like Hugh Hefner have You.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever been to a black church?

[Baba]

I feel the glory.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could take pictures, but they can't make this. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been to black churches are great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been to black church. If you're a fun going, you will believe person and would like to take me to black church with you. A real one. Not like. No, I want the whole deal. I want to feel the. I want to feel the feel. You will walk out, go to give me the vin.com and click contact us and tell say, I'll take John to black church.

[Mike Turley]

You want to be that token white guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to go, but I'm not going to travel too far. So it's got to be around Fort Worth, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are a lot of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll go. Church of the Zion Temple. Say joy.

[Mike Turley]

Joy.

[Baba]

Lord. Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so speaking of coming to America, that was a Coming of America clip, right?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a Coming to America moment this week in the world of give me the vin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. What happened? Connie comes to me. She's like, what's going on with this Ferrari? $100,000 Ferrari? I'm like, yeah. She's like, you know, we're paying off the guy's equity with a cashier's check. We typically don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we like to make sure that we get our title and that they're somehow connected to the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I had to. I had to work this guy. I got involved in this one because it was so expensive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a Ferrari 430 with short miles, lived in Frisco. And he's in. And she's like, no, we had to wire him the money. He said he needed the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was in Nigeria.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. He did not fall for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in Nigeria.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nigerian prince is going to wire my.

[John Clay Wolf]

He never said prince.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just made that up. So he. He's in Nigeria. His wife's over here. We go over to inspect the Carson Uncle Roy Norman. They sniff all the seats on it and get it all figured out, and it's fine. And we went ahead and we called Ferrari financial and got the exact payoff. And everything was clean. I got the money. You got the guns. There's the dope. We're cool. Are you cool? Cool, cool, cool. Everybody cool? Everybody's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So we did the deal, but Connie's like, man, she's. He's Nigeria. And this. Then Turley comes and tells me this crazy story. I. I didn't talk to Any of this, Phil. That's all I know, Mike. And then y' all tell me this thing last night.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. So it turns out he actually is a prince from Nigeria.

[J.D. Ryan]

I made that up.

[Mike Turley]

He's got here in this country. He only has at this one house eight cars, but he has four other houses too, which who knows how many cars he's got there. And so uncle Roy goes up again, goes, man, this is a one rich MFer right here. I was like, what do you mean? He goes, yeah, man, he came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, did he come out or his wife.

[Mike Turley]

Well, not him, his wife came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me he was in Nigeria.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. Yeah, he was in Nigeria. His wife came out. I go, what she look like?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I asked.

[Mike Turley]

I said what she like? Well, I couldn't tell because she was wearing one of them robes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

They believe demons can get in if they're not covered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy could get in.

[Mike Turley]

I didn't get that far. But he goes, this is one nice car though.

[Caller]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How many, how many garages?

[Mike Turley]

Eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight garages?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't know what you do with that, but I'm still calling. Okay, hang on. Time, time, time, time. We got a prince Azul Rajim from Nigeria, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got a Ferrari that has a payoff.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That many cars, that much money, why do you have a payoff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why you got payoff? And he told me the reason he wanted the cashiers check is cuz he needed some scratch. He needed the money, he didn't want. He needed it.

[Mike Turley]

Daddy maybe coming after him or something.

[Baba]

International laundering deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, I'm beginning to smell a chemical.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened in coming to America?

[Mike Turley]

Daddy came home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Straightened him out.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Told him to sell all the crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit living like a stupid American. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's.

[Baba]

Oh, living above his mean and bathe him thoroughly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about above his means, but just living like a stupid American.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, and maybe they may be the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We've been buying a lot of fancy cars lately. I like it. If you got fancy cars, go to givemetheven.com or call in the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of payments and fancy trucks, rich people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second, J.D. we're gonna buy a fancy truck right now. Terry. Terry walks a hatchie. Hey, Terry. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Before I bid this, I gotta get right packing my snuff. Hang on. Y' all think I'm kidding. All right Terry, tell me about your, your, your, your silveradi. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

No, it's not. That's what I'm. That's what I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned, Harry. What kind of man are you? What kind of Texan are you? What are you one of them left footed queer liberal democrats about driving a gas truck?

[Caller]

Hey. Huh. I had, I had a diesel, I had a Ford and I tried this chefy, I gotta get me another truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you bought a gas. I hope the sales lady was good looking because she saw your ass coming.

[Caller]

Well, I thought, I thought this is what I needed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how to bid a gas truck, Terry. A three quarter ton now half ton. I know how to do it but three quarter ton. I didn't even know they made them anymore. Go to the website, give me the vin.com and put the vin number and we'll see if the computer can even decode this damn thing. My name's John Clay and I like smokeless tobacco and coffee in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the radio. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[Commercial Voice]

You know your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemetheven.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Give me the vin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[Baba]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it. And you're underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin dot com.

[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. How do we know know the guy was a prince? I never asked you that. Where did he go from normal guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

To prince if some guy's tuning in? What prince are we talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Ferrari from a prince of Nigeria that lives in Frisco, I believe.

[Mike Turley]

I just wonder if this is all mixing. No mixing. He did some research on. Because we had to do a research to make sure he really makes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And call in the show right now real quick. 800800 radio. You know the number.

[Baba]

And the guy wears high heels, purple pants and rides a motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

The movie, but that prince died. If he's Prince, he's dead. Mix and call in. I want to hear this.

[Mike Turley]

There was a shot of his house. We had a the over at Google maps. Did you just see to make sure. Okay. Does this guy have money?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, when you see the spread he has, he had a soccer field.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the back just for his own kids. Yeah.

[Baba]

Did he ask Roy to wash himself in the waters of Lake Minnetone?

[Caller]

Taka?

[Mike Turley]

I did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not. Probably not. Definitely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemethevin.com if you want to sell us your Ferrari. But we'll only buy it if you have the right pedigree. Prince, Duke, Duchess. Was it just one wife or was.

[Baba]

It like Wendy and Lisa?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't there. Wendy and Lisa.

[Mike Turley]

We take for doctors too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, doctors. Only when they're do the prescription from the one, the only Dr. Cods. Good morning, Doctor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for how are you doing this lovely Saturday. People go to the Facebook page and write Dr. Cod's letters. Kind of like a dear Eloise, somebody like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It leads life advice straight from the gods. Your buddy on the radio.

[Caller]

Go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very nice. I love this song. Hey. Okay, this one comes from a husband. We'll call Dick from Louisiana. He writes, Dear Dr. Cots, my wife has well put on a few pounds to the extent it's probably not good for her health or our private life, if you get what I mean. Ah, she would probably be angry if I told her she could lose 20 or 30 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I'm saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

So do you have any suggestions? How do I approach this subject? Dear soon to be no nookie husband, have you ever thought that if she got in better shape, she'd leave your cods cold? The old saying, if they're putting paint on the porch, she's probably getting ready to sell the house comes to mind. Do yourself a favor. Shove a donut in your big mouth, pop a natty like tall boy, and you just might get to live to be an old idiot. There you go. Some life advice from the Cods to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there another one about Thanksgiving?

[J.D. Ryan]

There is, actually. This one comes from Beth in Dallas who's worried about the big Thanksgiving dinner with their family. She writes, Dear Dr. Godz, every year we watch the Dallas Cowboys game after eating Thanksgiving dinner with our extended family. I hate it because uncle Bob Bo always Gets drunk, falls down and starts screaming at the Cowboys toward the end of the game. It ruins the day for everybody. What should we do, dear bothered Beth? Well, the Cowboys to be playing the Chargers. So who knows what's going to happen? The boys, if they play like they did last week, they'll once again have more sex than Elton John's chin and probably lose. Make Uncle Bobbo go home at the half where he can fall down there. You're welcome. There's life advice from the cops.

[Caller]

Straight to you.

[Baba]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not my fault he came in off the Facebook. Hey, if you have some life advice you need, it's facebook.com TheJante WolfShow keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, cuz.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a freak.

[Baba]

Why don't you have a nice name, Bath man?

[Caller]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do what?

[Baba]

I don't even have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Cowboys, Tony Romo's dad's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Cowboys game. Man, this is going to be a big fun week.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's two games within four days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chargers.

[J.D. Ryan]

I always thought it was Chargers on Thanksgiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was always the Lions or the Redskins. Every year.

[J.D. Ryan]

This year's the Chargers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. I mean your whole life hasn't been Lions or Redskins.

[Baba]

The Lions always play somebody in the Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, Romero.

[Baba]

All I can tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

While I'm here, Mr. Wolf, tell me, tell me. I would most rather spend the Thanksgiving here in Bigad than in Detroit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you.

[Baba]

Holy moly.

[Caller]

Mayor.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? What's the matter?

[Baba]

Just because.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so. Because.

[Baba]

So you know my son Antonio. I've been very busy with his job. One of the Colombia broadcast NFL sports.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he's been amazing.

[Baba]

But whenever he get to come home for a few days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

He still enjoys at the basketball.

[Caller]

Really?

[Baba]

Just like when he was a child. I didn't know this and I like very much to get an opportunity to participate. And his friend Derek Nowitzki. Little celebrity pickup games in the family. Yes. To benefit the Kiddo Cooks Academy. They give a culinary training to the underprivileged youth to help ensure them a bright future and high end gourmet establishment.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Baba]

Like the Chili's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Chili's.

[Baba]

On the TGI Fridays.

[J.D. Ryan]

TGI Fridays.

[Baba]

Because a man cannot live under the little KFC alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't. No.

[Baba]

And the events organizer, the Chico Rico. Chico Rico, the Mark Cuban. He get his very famous peoples to play in the game this year. They have of course Dirk and Tony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you got Dirk And Tony.

[Baba]

Sure, they are the team Capitan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[Baba]

And Antonio's team have his best friends. The old man, Jason Wiggins, who plays very good basketball for a 64 year old. And the country and western singer Luke Bryan who is maybe not so good of a basketball player but he made the national anthem really chime. And Derek have on his team the Academy Award winning actors. Matthew McConaughey. I'm from the award winning house of cards, the Kevin Space.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no, we haven't seen him in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go in his trailer.

[Baba]

And they have a very good game to start. It's very entertaining to watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it is.

[Baba]

I bet you don't know that. The mighty Matt McConaughey. He always whistle when he shoots.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's almost charming coming from.

[Baba]

And he shoots very well. But he's only 5ft 6.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[Baba]

Yes he is. And Antonio, he block his jaw every time. But it's friendly game. So they're all very nice about him. He says, oh, you block on me. So Kevin spicy. Do you know he does the impersonations?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Baba]

Kevin, you can see him on YouTube. He's very into entertained.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not know that.

[Baba]

Including my son Antonio. He does all of the lines from the CBS sports. He says now they will run it cover to spy. Right. And look at the D. And look at that pussycat run.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at the pussycat run.

[Baba]

It's just like Antonio. It sounds just like it. When he's doing his Tony Romo voice constantly while he play. Which is very annoying. But he's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

But also during the play, especially inside. Inside the paint. He checked Tony constantly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's checking him.

[Baba]

He checked him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Baba]

He first with his elbows like to see what he would do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's checking him?

[Baba]

Kevin Spacey. And then he went with his with his hands wearing wear many times.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is getting dangerous.

[Baba]

Yes, it was a little knowing for Tony for being in front of all these peoples.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, you're in touch.

[Baba]

But then when it comes to half a time when they go in the locker room, as they say in the book of Ecclesiastes, all of the hell breaker loose. Tony. All we hear was a bang. A bang and a pong like this. Tony have taken Kevin's faces and throws him on the floor.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Baba]

And rip his left chew off and throw it into the Olympic sized pool. The Kwame Lee. Why have you been there? It's a very big room. And then he throws the basketball at Kevin Spacey while He run away and he hit him at 76 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Baba]

He throw the basketball almost as fast as a football. Who could have seen?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I didn't know.

[Baba]

He throw the ball at 119 yards per hour and knock him right in the back of his head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

And Luke. Brian, of course, fall down. He's laughing so hard, and he break his jaw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a blessing.

[Baba]

But he still look just the same. Yeah, because he have a huge jaw. Anyway, and so, long story short, but it's not. It was Derek's team who won it again, but they still make a lot of money for the cooling air kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Culinary kids. Culinary kids.

[Baba]

And I think having space is in lots of trouble because this have begun to come up on the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's in trouble for.

[Baba]

He's some sort of, like, a basketball molester.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Romero Romo. Thank you, Tony Romo's dad.

[Baba]

And it just came on the air, too, because Deion Sanders texted on his Twitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Baba]

He says, me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what it's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what it's about.

[Baba]

Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard it here first. My name is John Clay wolf. We've got J.D. ryan on my right, Bobbo on my left, Mike Turley in the middle running all the sound in the boards and the works.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have time for one more news story before we get out of here. This is kind of a big deal. This is all over Facebook. The Naval Air Station Whidbey island in Washington admitted that one of its aircraft was involved in drawing kind of lewd images in the sky. Do you see this picture? On Thursday, one woman said she was very upset and unsure how to describe the drawing to her young children. First of all, why would you have to. Basically, a Navy jet went up and in smoke, designed a certain man part. You follow me? Okay, so he did, like, a loop.

[John Clay Wolf]

A maybe like what Kevin Spacey was reaching for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you very much. The Naval air station officials say they're. The pilots are in trouble there. He says it's absolutely unacceptable. They knew it was a Navy pilot who had done the drawing. Had it been an Air Force jet, of course, it would have been a vagina. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, hey, hey, hey. Hooray.

[Baba]

Right there is going down, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buster Dicks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buster Dicks, of course, coming in here never fails.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Okay, Dallas, we're fixing to lose you in Houston. Houston listeners, you can jump over to 97.5 ESPN for hour number four. Dallas, you're gonna have to go to we haven't got that stream set yet. Just go to iheartmedia player and stream us off the Bear in Witchita Falls or the Eagle in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. You can go to John Claywolf.com and hit station list. It shows the 17 stations we're on and you can stream it off one of those. But we are losing the buzz in lone star at 11 because we're just not good enough to be on from 11 to 12.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other things to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just not good enough, you know, And I was asked if I got rid of Bobbo, would you let us play 11 to 12? And they said, if you'll put it in writing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not say.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I can. Can't. I can't lose Bobo, man. I mean, I can't do that to a family member.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they also said something about you, but I'm not going to repeat it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's okay. I don't mind. I've been called lots of worse things on Dallas radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been called?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you really want me to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the Grand Dragon?

[J.D. Ryan]

I be called that and. Not true. Not true, not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the cowboy game is Sunday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to be there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I'm going to CBS Radio box. That'll be fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look, you li do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Hanging out with the big snobs. We'll be back for hour number four in just a minute. Remember, the podcast goes up on iTunes at 1.

[Baba]

He believes in sending the kids to church camp because honestly, any time off from those little monsters is a welcome break. He doesn't get into political arguments with friends and family because it doesn't take a degree from Trump University to know that both parties are screwing us over. His answer to everyday stress and anxiety strippers works every time. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do makes the find a natty like tall boy yeah Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Longhead freaky people need not apply. So I took my hair under my hand and waited to ask you why he said you look like a B standing your bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds just like Baba the Rebel.

[Baba]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. LSU Tennessee tonight at 6 o'. Clock. Should be a good one at Tennessee. LSU turned it around and had a sustainable season. It looked like they weren't in the beginning of the in the beginning of the football season. Good morning, everyone. Those of y' all who just tuned in. My name is John Clearwell. J.D. bob Turley, Tesla. That's who sang this isn't it? God, that reminds me, did you see Elon Musk's announcement last night?

[J.D. Ryan]

What did he announce about Tesla?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean he is, he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those that don't know who he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is, he created Paper Pal, okay? Made a bunch of money. He started Tesla, okay? The electric car company. Electric cars and their stock got up higher this season than General Motors. As far as not the dollar amount of the stock, but the total value of the company, okay. It's ridiculous. They've got this Model 3 that's coming out that's supposed to be like Henry Ford's Model A. Really Model T. I mean, change the world. Yeah, Everybody's going to have one. In the affordable electric car. Easygo figured this out in the 60s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say, don't we have golf carts to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

But they've had the, this stock, this guy is a professional stock promoter in Twister and it just, it, it drives me nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just cuz I, I just Cuz Tesla suck. And the resale on them tells the whole story. They're 120,000 new, okay. And a year later they're 50.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And their stock is so high it's like what, what's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so now to get the attention off of what's really going on at Tesla that they can't hit their quotas and they can't do what they, they lost 650 million last quarter. He rolls out a semi last night. Okay, Big truck, like a Peterbilt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the first electric semi. And it's good looking. It's great looking. But the claims that he was making, that it can do. Comparing it to a diesel semi, it'll run. It'll zero to 60 in five seconds. Loaded with £80,000. It takes like 10 seconds where a big one takes like 10 minutes, 500 mile range. So if like a regional delivery, you can make it 250 miles and back without recharging. He said all these great claims, but he never said where the batteries were. I mean, in order for that to work, I think the entire entire cargo would be had loaded with ion batteries.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't really haul anything other than the batteries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it worked. Oh, and Walmart's going to test it, of course. Of course.

[Baba]

Well of course they will. And who else would? When Jesus comes back, you won't need electric car John. You need to fill your tank with the holy spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fill your tank, church lady. That's what we're here for, is to fill your Tank.

[Baba]

Just in case. Nobody's heard that speech in a while. Boy, I could that a lot lately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Baba]

Oh, you need to just give your heart to God. Who?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's telling you that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama?

[Baba]

I'm not saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mom, cuz.

[Baba]

The fifth commandment. Not saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

About you honoring your mother and father possibly. She just wants you to stop drinking and falling down.

[Baba]

She who? What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your mother. She's concerned about your life cuz she loves you. Is that so bad? Your mother loves you. That's what I thought.

[Baba]

Shut up, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

She loves you. Bomb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course she wants you to stop falling down drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stopped. You've stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five weeks.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeti coolers in the big 16 ounces. Twist off. Miller lights are not my friend right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened? Oh, you had too many.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've just. I've just. I had like. I'll grab a. And they come in nine packs. Packs, not six. So I'll buy one at the store and they'll have two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I'll put the rest in this cooler. And now it's full and ice it down. It just stays so cold all the time. You're like, God. I mean it's like having a. It's like having a big gallon of ice cream in the freezer. I mean, you just gotta try. In the p. The past three nights I've partaked, I've partaken and I just don't. I just mean drinking a couple of nights a week. Two nights a week. It's fine. Drinking, you know, five beers, six beers, eight beers, whatever. It's a little much. Six is perfect. Fives should be more like it. But you know, I think I'm three. Three nights in a row. Turley started it off last night. We had an after hours meeting, managers meeting. And Turley brings in all the beer. And you know you have two and then you're like, wow, man, that really tastes good. So you grab you a brown bagger for the way home. And you get home and there's that yeti that is cold. Cold, cold, cold.

[Baba]

Do this, man. Try this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids are like, daddy, come inside. I'm like, no, you gotta go away. Why does he sit in his car out in the driveway all the time?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because of you. Daddy drinks.

[Baba]

Try this Drink a bottle of whiskey every day for four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I keep running the battery down on my car. Like when I get done with my alcohol consumption, the battery on my car is dead. That's when I know it's time to go in, is when the radio like dims out and stops. Then I have to like, drunk go find a long extension cord and a battery charger and rig it up for overnight charging. So the next morning when I take my son to school, then it'll start. But then, you know, you get in, the kids like, man, there's a lot of beer cans in here. Yeah, your kid walks in and the cans.

[Baba]

So you gotta, you gotta go plug it in and get your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like a Tesla, take a right. He just needs to partner with Miller Light. But yeah, I mean, he opens the door and all the beer cans fall out. Like, oh, that's. You know, Sullins, he did that when. Sullins lives in Florida now, dad. Well, it's your mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

You probably don't have a problem drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I told my wife, I'm like, hey, I'm not trying to hide from you. Come out and sit in the car with me. It's so nice outside, you know, 60 degrees.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Open the windows, open the sunroof and sit out there and listen to the radio and drink stupid ice cold beers. I'm like, come sit with me. And so two and a half hours later, she comes out there to come sit with me. I'm like, I'm drunk now. I mean, I don't want you anymore.

[Baba]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm past the point of wanting you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, two and a half hours I wanted some company, but hell, now I don't want to talk to anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pissed at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I hadn't eaten anything yesterday. I had breakfast. That's it. So, I mean, I was like a drunk freshman high school girl last night. I was like, God almighty. I mean, only had six beers, but maybe seven, maybe eight. But you know, I mean, I don't have a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I probably need to bring that cooler back to the office where it used to be, cuz it's just too inviting.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's that cooler's fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're so cold, jd. They're so dam. And I've got the good eyes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got an ice machine at my house. She bring that yeti in there and just scoop that and just load it down. I mean, it looks like that old Budweiser commercial from the 80s when they had the lobster and the beer flowing. It's like, God, lean, you get a campfire outside. I got the. Oh, wife's. Yeah, hot women.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then the big course train comes rolling by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's cool. And then the battery dies on the car and you got to go inside.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you got to feel like crap the next day, and you got to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get up three times in the middle of night, go take a leak.

[Mike Turley]

One person you didn't call was J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[DJ Prek]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I bet you did not call me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look, when you call me, I never say john, do you? Have you drank too much? I never do that. I should. Because you do, but I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I just. My life's been very. I'll tell you what it is. Okay. A couple things. The weather's wonderful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sitting out in the evenings has been fun. But we're fixing to move. The company's growing a lot. We're making massive. There's a lot of big changes happening in my life right now, and it's exciting. And I go out and celebrate all by myself. Either that or I'm trying to cool my nerves off. One or the other. Maybe a combo. But I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honestly, I'm. I kid you. I don't think you. I don't think you have a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think I have a problem, but I don't want. Yeah, but I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I do care as a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two nights a week, Bob. You think that's a good rule? Two nights a week?

[Caller]

Week.

[Baba]

You know, there are no rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man falls down.

[Baba]

No, no, no. I. I haven't done that, really. Only happened, like, three or four times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. In the last year.

[Baba]

But when you're. When you buy yourself a line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When you. Yeah. Buy yourself.

[Baba]

You can. You can get in a state.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You know, that's probably unpleasant, probably unhealthy. And it's. At a certain extent, it gets bad for you. Now, I don't think any beer, any amount of beer ever hurt anybody.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

To me, I know if I drank liquor, I'd just be bad. But in the house, I've got four children. Yeah. And my wife's great, but she has to get on to him a lot. So there's a lot of stress in that, you know? I don't know what you do. Why are you still up, buddy? Give me your shoes. And I'm like, oh, this is. I've been in this environment all day at work, you know, heavy management, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to come home to it. No, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I really understand the old dads in the garage deal.

[Baba]

Right. Right. But the way you were real. Just like on. On those TV shows in the 60s, remember? Be wish every. When Darren Came home, always fixed. He always went and made him a drink. You know, I really admire that. That lifestyle. Like, that's just awesome, you know? Hey, I'm home from work. Whiskey ties, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it turned out so well for the people in the 60s.

[Baba]

Not just because of the whiskey. No. But, you know, Lyle Tate's coming over, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got. I got a funny story. So. So another guy that works with us that used to be an alcoholic with jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They used to work together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was telling me a story about how bad you were in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude, it was bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Turley, he would. He would have JD do reads for endorsements in the afternoon. And they were so bad that the customer was like, dude, is this guy just drunk on the air? No, no, no. Off air. So y' all would go into, like, the production studio. He was the salesman, right. And he would show you the reads that you need to read for your endorsement deals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'd read them off, and they'll do a couple of takes and get it. And then he played it for a customer. It's like, dude, listen, that guy's slurring his words. He's slurring his words. Yeah, I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the funny part is, you think you're controlling it. You think, nobody knows. That's the coolest part. And you look back later and you hear those stories and you go, really? Damn, I thought I was better than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he. Well, he said that. Exactly. He said when he played it back for you and had you redo it, you're like, dude, I remember doing this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't remember at all. No, you think you're pulling it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you drinking?

[J.D. Ryan]

It depends on when you ask. There was a time when vodka. Because in your mind, you say, vodka doesn't stink. Yes, it does. Everybody smells it but you. So I'd put juice and vodka together, and then there was a time when it was crown. There was a time, and I never. Beer and station. How did you get to work, dude, seriously? Because you made you learn to maintain. You're not plaster drunk, but you maintain you're what's called a functioning alcoholic. So you. You hit that level now, seven o', clock, when the show was over, boom, the chains were off. Great God almighty. Free last. And you're driving home doing it. And it was terrible, and I'm not proud of it, but it was just that. It was just what? And we worked in a radio station where they promoted it. It was in our contract that we should Use alcohol. Not the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just okay on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. The guy was with. Opened a bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all have. Did you get free booze?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, we. Yeah, whatever. We had a bar in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who would supply the booze?

[Baba]

Get out of town.

[J.D. Ryan]

It depend. We had a deal with Glazers. No, with one of the. With one of the beer companies. And we had. Every Friday there would be literally a stack of maybe 15 cases of beer in the hall. And we also had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you put deals together like that? Listen to this guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jack Daniels.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't even get breakfast burrito.

[Mike Turley]

Can you imagine Babo functioning around that?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was we. And we still believe it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the distillery bring y' all for a while?

[J.D. Ryan]

They did.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did they quit?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'll switch to vodka.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, the other guys with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw Jack. This is the house that. Jack.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a full functioning bar in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Who had the ice? Was there an ice maker?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there was not an ice before Yeti. Yeah, this was igloo. We had it in the kitchen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have ice?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we had.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the kitchen. See, I said this because the right ice just really sets the tone.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you noticed that, Bob? There's difference. There's ice. All ice is not ice. You know, somebody needs to make designer eyes. They've got designer everything else. But the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the.

[Baba]

There's three ices. There's the round one. That's got kind of a concave box.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big QB ones.

[Baba]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Yeah. And then those are like big rocks.

[Baba]

The crescent shape that comes out of your refrigerator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's like Amana mom. June Cleaver ice that is not fun to drink on because it starts welding together.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do you like little squares or the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or like the nice light square. The small ice.

[Baba]

Sonic.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you can crop. Not sonic ice. That's hotel ice. Sonic ice is. Is hospitalized. I like the. The KitchenAid 1987. Light the Ice and you can control the firmness of it. And right there in the middle setting. So it's just hard enough to be good. And if you want to crunch down on it doesn't hurt your teeth. It's just the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just makes those drinks. Goes really smooth. We'll be right back.

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[Baba]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

That S.O.B.

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That'S what he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the world's greatest 800, 800 radio. Dominic, good morning. Dominic, you there?

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

Oh, I would like to correct you on the best ice for a cocktail. Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must. I mean, so hang on. Out of all the cities we're on in, I'm gonna guess you live in the state of Louisiana. South Louisiana somewhere.

[Caller]

Yes, well, southern Louisiana. Yeah, of course. New road.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew when we got off the, when we got off the air a minute ago, I said, I bet the Louisiana crowd really enjoyed that whole segment.

[Caller]

Probably so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is, what's the best ice?

[Caller]

The best ice for a cocktail would be glacier ice. I've spent quite a bit of time in Alaska and if you use glacier ice, you know, like a piece of iceberg that's floating in the water, we'd go up to it with our boat and we'd chip off a nice little sized chunk and it would last forever because it's so dense from the years of it being compressed by the weight of the glacier that it doesn't melt as fast as regular refrigerator ice. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a guy, there was a guy that I knew in the oil business. And so these oil field roads, they, they water them down to keep the dust down right on these leases. And there was this fellow that was selling this solution to go into water for this application and it makes water, water wetter.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he got rich. And the fel. A friend of mine, Bill Davis, who do you remember the whole Cullen Davis story? They were the largest oil people in Texas at the time. And Bill's a friend of mine because my best friend's married to his daughter. Anyway, he's telling Me his story. And he bought so much of this stuff from this fellow and they were all like, this is amazing how well it works. It makes water wetter. And Bill went out to his lab in Midland to see how he did it. He surprised him. And the guy was in his garage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just pouring crap together in bottles. There's nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all the rich guys bought it, right, Dominic?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we could sell ice to Eskimos.

[Caller]

I believe so. I mean there's a high, high market in cocktail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. Hatish. Good morning, you're on the air. Hey, how's it going?

[Caller]

John and the gang? Long time listener, first time caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, I'm glad to have you.

[Caller]

I had a general question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

So my dad and I were talking just a few days ago about, you know, we're getting into November, December, all the year end clearance deals and stuff like that at the car dealerships.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

So what happens to the cars that don't sell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was a Ford, Dodge and Chevrolet dealer in like from 03 to 08. Right. So I went through this and the answer is those last few cars, right. That don't sell. So when I bought this dealership in Vernon Auto Group, it came with a PT Cruiser convertible, turbo stick shift that was two years old already.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And a Jeep Grand Cherokee. Not Grand Cherokee, a Jeep Commander, maroon, four wheel drive, okay. Six cylinder. That was ugly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Re. Inst.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I had two cars that were old. We had a lot of cars. But, but this PT Cruiser. And when you do a buy sell on a dealership, you buy all their inventory. And I was like, man, we're gonna, I mean, what are we gonna do with this PT Cruiser?

[Mike Turley]

And they're brand new, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new, never been titled. And some half, half gifted special ed person came, literally. This is no joke. So we, we had this car for another year and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah. Some dude walked, not drove, but just walking down the street.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Vernon, Texas, bought that car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just saw it for sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So to answer your question, dumbasses who buy them.

[Caller]

They do sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is an ass for every single seat. It all depends on price. I had a friend of mine, my old co host on the radio, he bought the Jeep, but I cut it way back. He's a tight bastard, he likes a deal. Yeah. So he kept making me offers on this Jeep. It was like really painful. He finally got it up to where I said, screw it, just sell it. It's two years Old. So to answer your question, I know a guy in Grand Prairie, Texas that ordered a hundred. What were they? They were diesel trucks that they were going to get rich shipping them over to Saudi like to sell to the Halliburtons of the world. But they could not be driven on US highways because of the missions were cut out of them. But they were fine overseas. And they were selling these trucks. They sold like 200 of them, but then it stopped and they had a hundred of them. We went, we took them to Richie Brothers, which is where you can sell anything. And the emissions were so screwed up. Yeah, the emissions were so screwed up on these brand new Fords that they sold like $15,000 back of invoice at Richie Brothers that the deal unwound there. And when they lined all these trucks up and did them as a big lot, then the auctioneer announced, I mean, all this stuff you can. They do not have US factory warranty. They cannot be sold in the United States. There must be a port ticket to show the export. I mean like all these conditions if you're going to bid on these. Here's the rules. And the deal still got hung up at the port. Richie Brothers had to buy them back. So to. What happened to those Satish? I don't know. Everybody at the dealership must drive into the Christmas party and like, I mean.

[Caller]

Even, even like, like a Toyota Camry, a 2017 that doesn't sell. Like where does it go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it goes. It just gets. Because I mean, what. At some point you can switch like. So the 17 used ones that come off the rental car companies, you can sell them the rental car. It's just about price. So if they have $24,000 in it, there's rebates, right? And they keep rebating them until they go away. But at one point they've rebated them all. They don't sell and it's over. So the dealer gets what they call a final product pay. So they get the rebate sent to them. Because see, rebates don't fund to the dealers until the dealer sells the car to the public. But at the end the deal, the factory finally says, hey, we're not supporting this car anymore. Here's all the money we've got to throw at it. You do whatever you want. And sometimes they turn them into used cars just to make the perception that they're not old new cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at this.

[Caller]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mile 15.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got nine miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's only got nine. No, no, no. We bought a Van off it goes.

[Caller]

Like certified pre owned with like 15 miles on it or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, or they'll drive it as a demo and put like 4,000 miles on it and flip it over to a used car. But that kind of screws things up because the warranty doesn't start until the registration hits. So when they flip it over to a used car on the Texas title, then now the warranty starts clicking. There's a lot.

[Caller]

There's all kinds of ways to get rid of these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you something else they do. So like especially these Nissan dealers that have too many Altimas, they have budgets. So if they sell, they have a budget for a month. If you sell 60 Nissans, then we'll pay you back $1,000 per Nissan. If you sell 55, you only get 500. But if you sell 60, you get 500. So at the end of the month, say they're five away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're five cars away from the big bonus. From the big bonus. Then they take those five cars and they register them to themselves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so it shows they bought them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they'll do. Look what they do. They, you take, you take one, right, and you buy it and then you take that one and you trade it in on another one and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and do five of them and punch them down. They're called RDRs and now they're used cars. You hit your bogey. You got your $60,000 check from Nissan and you've got five brand new Ultimas that are used that you can sell. Y.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Caller]

Go over to the used car dealership department.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Or just go buy a Tesla. Tesla can't sell some Tesla's got the damn. They start selling used ones, new ones, as used ones. They put. They had so many inventory they couldn't sell that they started wholesaling them off as used ones.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

To us recently, really $100,000 car for.

[Caller]

60 grand body style, that model three or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is the one that doesn't sell. I don't even keep up with the. I hate Tesla so bad that I don't even know what they're called. When people call me on Teslas, I say I don't want it. You call Elon Musk 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio.

[Mike Turley]

Now you mentioned about driving them to the Christmas party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Speaking of Christmas parties, The company won December 9th.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. You guys ready?

[J.D. Ryan]

December 9th. That's a Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. After we close at four on Saturday. Then we're going to get a short bus like the kids that work in the school in the classrooms behind the building. Okay. And I saw this gay bar up the street, Sarah's Place. And they have a short bus like a bar bus. And that's where we need to tell them that we'll wind up if we can have their bus. I'm putting all this together in my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going to end up at a gay bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But I don't know if we need to be drinking. I don't think I should. Think it should be a no alcohol Christmas party.

[Mike Turley]

Talking about no alcohol for Christmas party is a terrible idea.

[Baba]

How are you going to do that with this bunch?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's. We're going to celebrate Jesus.

[Baba]

Jesus did not turn the water into Perrier.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Jesus's birthday.

[Baba]

Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm waiting for the punchline here because I know this group. There's no way you're gonna have a Christmas party that alcohol.

[Baba]

It's my birthday too, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is your birthday?

[Baba]

December 24th. JD just had a birthday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. So What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's finally 50, makes water wetter, walks water wetter.

[Baba]

This is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he made a lot of money too. Funny. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Baba]

There's a great commercial in that though. Have you ever thought maybe you should have wetter water?

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy anything, dude.

[Caller]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We pay for water and bottles that come out of town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you imagine that?

[Baba]

I don't buy water.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't ever buy bottled water?

[Baba]

Well, I pay a monthly bill. I get it out of my faucet. Okay. All right. Even if I'm locked outside of the house, I can get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really think it costs less money to make Jack Daniels Green label than Jack Daniels Black Label?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It must, cuz there's a hell of a price differential.

[Baba]

They're charging less for it. It be must. Musk cost less to make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really think it costs less to make Natural Light than Coors Light?

[Baba]

That Jack Daniels Green label tastes good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or Keystone than Coors Light. Which is the same beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the same beer market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely. Keystone is the knockoff. It's from Coors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean they put.

[J.D. Ryan]

It in a different can and sell it cheaper.

[Caller]

There's a. There's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now there's a dog food that does the same. Same thing. I won't mention anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think there's a difference between a LTZ Suburban with all the gear and. Or a Denali and an Escalade? I know there's $20,000 difference, but is there really any difference?

[Mike Turley]

No, but the beer tastes different.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Keystone. I will challenge you to have a Keystone and a Coors Light side by side, and you tell me which one. Like Bill Cosby, I will challenge the Pepsi taste and a Coors Light side by side.

[Baba]

Damn right this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're talking to a man who spent his life drinking them Brandy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our auction runner lady, she won't drink any beer that's not hot. We went to a bar the other day, and she told the bartender to go grab her three out of the storeroom.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's that German thing. Germans are. They drink hot beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nasty.

[Baba]

My friend Rod Pulaski, man, he always drank, you know, room temperature beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. What do you like? There's a Christmas party that we finally got invited to in Houston for Iheart.

[Baba]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was telling him, he's like, yeah, you can do this and this. And I was like, hang on. So we're gonna go to a Christmas party in Houston. We live in Dallas. And I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna stay up until 1. I'm not coming back to Fort Worth to do the show the next morning. So we're just gonna do it from the Buzzard Studios. All right. We'll have to get all that set up, but. Hey, Bob, you know, it's only been 11 years on there. We finally got invited to a Christmas party. Yeah.

[Baba]

How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

What? That take?

[Baba]

We did get invited to a yacht club that time. That was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that five years ago? Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo got real stoned, though. It was weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Baba who got real stone. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to straighten up, man. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was driving because I was the only one not stoned.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you were not. I know, right?

[Baba]

Thank God nobody took a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

The baba peed on his hand, remember?

[Baba]

Well, you and I look just like old Hunter Thompson and Laszlo and Fear and Loathing, Las Vegas, man. Walk into that hotel. You remember we went to a hotel. We didn't even book it. You said, I don't care what you do, man. Just. Just get us room. I was like, I've got John Clay Wolf here from Cumulus Broadcasting.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they gave us two rooms, man. It's all perception. You just gotta live it. You Just gotta. L I V I N dog. Merry Christmas.

[Baba]

I'll sign that. My good man.

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[Baba]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Cowgirl in the Sand. Speaking of old drunks, little Neil Young this Saturday morning, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see if we have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the he. And Bob Dylan made millions mumbling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Baba]

I love you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I have some more?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rumors were bumping around, rumors bumping around this week that Charles Manson had died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not true. Still alive in a baker's rest in peace. Vicky. Vicky. Yes. That is sad. Vicki Waters, the spokesman for the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation said he is still alive. He is on life support, but he is still alive. They said they really couldn't say much else because people at the hospital were running around Helter Skelter.

[Baba]

Let's see here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Baba]

Ain't gonna die. This can't kill me. I kill cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul Tesla, good morning. Paul?

[Caller]

Paul?

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul, you there? Turn up. Turn down your radio. Tell us about it. What you got?

[Caller]

I don't have a Tesla. I got a story about a Tesla girl driving a Tesla. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Share it.

[Caller]

Yeah, she. Well, first of all, I saw her in the store. There was nothing real about her, okay? From. From her lips to her chest to her buttocks to her leg, okay? And she was arguing and bitching at the girl on the. At the register. And then I, you know, I pay for my stuff and I go out. She gets in a test, look. And I said, oh, she's a little sugar baby. You know, she got a little sugar daddy. Because there was. She just did have. It's like, oh, yeah, she's just chasing that money. And I know you. I know you don't like them Teslas and I don't like. And then she pulls out of the parking lot in it. It's like, what are you doing girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Paul, with the Tesla story. That was interesting. Yeah, this is about as random as it gets. But I like random stuff.

[Baba]

If that's Paul's Tesla girl story, I can't wait to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ringo 07 Silverado, 1 ton with 150,000 mile four wheel drive, extended cab. So Grady, it's not a crew cab, it's an extended cab.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a work truck or like a. Like.

[Caller]

I spoke with you last Saturday and I faxed or not facts. But he mailed all the information over. Yeah, and I, I didn't speak with you obviously, but the young man I spoke with was way off base. You and I had talked around 10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I said, hang on, time, time, time, time, time. I remember this. I said, I hate these work trucks, especially when they're miley. And it could be worth 10,000, but I need to see it. So once they saw it and I beat on these guys in meetings about these work trucks with big miles on them. You can't buy them cheap enough if they got the wrong look. And I bet that it has the wrong look. And that's why they. Where'd they hitch at? 5. Yeah. Yeah. Well, thanks, Paul. Bye. I still got my money and you've still got your truck and all is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right with the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't know what else to say. I've lost a. And last year I probably lost a hundred thousand dollars in losses on these mild out white POS Trucks. Work trucks, yeah. We finally learned how to bid them for nothing. What are they worth? Nothing. I don't know if it'll work from five grand. Jeez, I don't even know the car. But I'm just telling you, every time we get a hold of one of these XL white, government issued, nasty rubber mat, vinyl seat, gray, gray grill. $150,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dirty, dirty, dirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't buy them cheap enough. Nobody wants them. Well, book says 12, three. Yeah, I'll give two grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

So why does the book.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good question.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why does the book say that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me. The VIN is real and the book.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is not okay, because people understand that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it's just an opinion. Oh, that house must be worth a million dollars. Yeah, poor bastard's been trying to sell it for 600,000 for four years, you know. Oh, well, you know, it's worth it's on the appraisal logs for this. Well, it just is what it is. And the best way to learn a lesson is to take a chunk out of your ass. And you, you remember that lesson.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all that talk is just talk?

[J.D. Ryan]

It comes out of your butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you hear about Gene Simmons this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week now, leathered up truck with 150,000 miles. Good rig, appealable, something, something people want, they look good in. Yes, whole different, triple the money. But that white nothing two wheel drive work truck or for. Anyway, go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gene Simmons in trouble. Did you hear about this? He has been banned now. I did hear about this by Fox News for life is awesome. Fox staffers say he taunted them, exposed his chest and otherwise behaved like a demon character. He is like you ever seen his show. The specific instance which broke the camel's back, they say took place when Simmons charged into a closed 14th room meeting room at Fox and opened his shirt saying, hey, chicks, sue me. A spokeswoman for Gene Simmons was quoted as saying, hey, being banned from Fox News, kind of like getting thrown out of Montgomery Wards.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and I believe he offered for them to do the same back to him. Hey, show me yours. Yes, I showed you mine, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Show me yours. So, I mean, you really, what did you really honestly expect when Gene Simmons is coming to promote a book about his crazy life? What do you expect him to do? Walk in as a choir boy?

[John Clay Wolf]

At least he didn't snort a bunch of BC powders like Bobbo.

[Baba]

Oh, God, those were good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What else you got there, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let'S see. Here we have. This is kind of fun. This happened in Houston. A man led police on a 20 mile chase through Houston was taken into custody only after he got out of his vehicle and started doing a little dance. The unidentified suspect came to a stop early Thursday. Before striking the spike strips, the police had laid across Interstate 45. There's a video of this. Eventually complied with the police orders to step out of his car. But rather than lay on the ground, he began to dance. Sits around in circles and wave his hands in the air. The episode, however, concluded when the police dogs took him down. So finally we do know the answer to the musical question, who? Houston police, of course. Let the dogs out. It's funny. Have you seen the video? He gets out and he just dances around and the cops are like, what? What do we do with that?

[Baba]

What?

[Mike Turley]

Speaking of police chases, you hear about this guy that called 911 and claimed that he knew Donald Trump to get out of this whole police chase.

[Baba]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

He hear during the chase?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[Caller]

Okay, call your county 911. What's the address for your emergency? I need help, please. There's a police officer chasing me. They're real deputies. They're real cops. You need to pull over for them, Okay? I beg you, please don't do this to me. Don't do this to me. I'm begging you. Please don't do this to me. Call my mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Izzy trying to get paid.

[Caller]

Please call my mom. You need to stop running from the deputies. I will tell you the truth. I swear to you. My dad will tell you the truth. Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal, and. And it wasn't his fault. It was the Jews who. Not Donald Trump. My mom called me. She said she was in a car accident in Homestead. I'm running to my mom, and you don't get it. My mom. My mom, My. My flesh and blood was in a car accident, and I got to stop to help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a painter that works for me. Are used to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not that bad, but it's a version of that about every three weeks when he needs an advance or he needs some money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Life of crisis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, crisis. Screaming crisis. You've never heard crisis. All these poor people are gonna die, and their babies are gonna starve to death. I finally cut bait. I've been working with him for years, but, yeah, I got that. Really reminds me of him.

[Caller]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know blood. He called me yesterday with the same spiel. I know Donald Trump.

[Mike Turley]

I know Donald Trump. He's a close personal friend of mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of Trump, do you see the story? And this is funny. You wonder why people stop reading the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I did did you know, we put him in a car? Turley. I financed him a Toyota that needed paint because I figured he could paint it. And we. We. When we started deducting the payments out of his checks, you know, they were doing like 250amonth. I'm like, time, time, time, time. You don't understand this guy. He's high risk. Yeah, I mean, you know, we're writing him checks for eight, $10,000. I said, I need $1,000 out of every check. That is. It was only $5,000 car. Yeah, but we need to get him paid off quick, quick. And so before we broke up, he still owed 3,000, and it was only two. Right. But we did three payments of 250, which gets you nothing. We got it down to 3,000. Thousand. There's a story. Da, da, da, da. Money came back, and we applied it. Instead of giving him the money, I applied it to his note. Got it down to two grand now, and he's gone. He calls me yesterday begging crisis for a new temp tag. A dealer tag. Yeah. Because his is expired, literally yesterday. Yeah. I was like, here's what we're gonna do, because I fired him about a month ago, and I've let him keep the car. I said, bring me a thousand dollars, and I'll give you the title, and I'll take a thousand dollars hit, and I want to be done. And he starts talking about how well. But did. Oh, the story. That wasn't good enough. The story. Then he starts arguing about the balance. Well, actually, you've already deducted this and this and this. So what you're saying me, I've already paid, so really, I can just get the title? No, no, that's not what I'm saying. So I have to go back to accounting, Please print out his balance. Let's go over with. I mean, I've got to take so much time with this guy. I'm about ready just to give him the title and say, do not. And just do not ever call me again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Bad lesson.

[Mike Turley]

I had my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, enough.

[Mike Turley]

I. I mean, I. I had my experience with him, so I'm not saying I knew something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not saying you told me so. I'm not saying I told you so, but. Yeah, I mean, it just. It wasn't a complete disaster, though, if you look at how it all worked out. It was. Oh, it was worth a little bit of pain. That's why I'm willing.

[Mike Turley]

Opened up the gate for something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's why I'm willing to cough up a little bit. Just be done.

[Caller]

Yeah. They just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just. You got to look at the big picture, and then the big picture was okay. And it would have been great for him having pot all day long at work.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't work. It's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard.

[Mike Turley]

You can't. You cannot function.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would sit in the trailer and, like, be like. And having everybody work, like, I'm not ready to paint him. He's a pro painter, so he'd just be sitting in there. Painters are kind of crazy. Yeah. Car painters. I think the thinner man. I think it gets in their brain.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of chemicals.

[Mike Turley]

We thought he was a rock star, basically. So rock stars Would wait. They have to get ready. It's not time. No, it's not time yet. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. I'm not ready yet to paint. So he'd get all.

[Baba]

A car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a painting. A car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he looked at him like paintings. He went by the name Picasso.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's really good. No, he's really, really, really, really good. Okay. And that's why you put up with it. But finally, I was like. I walked out, there he comes. He knew he was in trouble that day. And he was like, hey, man. He starts telling me all this great story about all this stuff he's working on. I'm like, you know what? I love you, but you're loading your stuff. Get out of here right now. Right now. Really? This guy? I hired this guy. And we're fixing this right now. Right now. Like, see these two goons behind me? I brought them with me for a reason. Because we're getting your ass out of here right now. And I'm even going to let you keep my car. Just get out of here. Let's make this easy. It took three hours. And while that was going on, he brought his buddy in to help him get some stuff. And I. He kept my attention so much, the buddy was loading the back of his truck with my crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is like a stripper. This is a stripper girlfriend. I will give you anything to get you out of my apartment. Anything. Now just go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So our other girls came and loaded up just like Rizzo. Risky Business. When they loaded the truck and all this stuff. Okay, we gotta go. We'll see y' all next week.

[Baba]

Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.