#124 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #124 (Feb 13, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Date: February 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

A freewheeling, irreverent romp through cars, sports, workplace drama, family stories, pop culture, and more. Episode #124 finds John Clay Wolfe and the crew musing on Thanksgiving aftermath, car deals, DJ Pre K’s questionable life choices, workplace gender roles, football bets, and wild life and family tales. With plenty of unscripted banter, running gags, and audience participation calls, the tone is always edgy, self-deprecating, and tongue-in-cheek.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Opener & DJ Pre K’s No-Show Drama (00:51–04:53)

• Caller Interaction: A listener asks what time the show comes on, to which John replies playfully, setting the irreverent tone.
• Missing DJ Pre K: Segment explores Pre K's tardiness, his job at Party City, and decision to turn down a full-time role on the show despite a recent raise at Party City.
• Running Gag: The crew jokes about promotion paths at Party City and teasing Pre K's work ethic.
  • John: “How do you lose ten thousand dollars on a ten thousand dollar car?” (03:04)

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2. Car Talk & Kelly “Blue Balls” Value vs. Sell Reality (03:29–05:25)

• Listener Call: A caller lost $10K on a Ford Fiesta over a year; John offers an honest—if blunt—valuation, comparing his offers to KBB (Kelly “Blue Balls”).
• Quote: “The difference between me and Kelly Blue Balls is a lot. The difference between your girlfriend and your wife...” (03:29)
• Analogy: John likens getting a real car price to a “sex hotline”—direct, fast, and a little shocking.

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3. Thanksgiving & “Dope Report” Satire (05:25–07:10)

• Black Sunday at Party City: Banter about discount post-Thanksgiving decor and odd retail experiences.
• Bob Floyd’s Thanksgiving Dope Report: Satirical segment on drug trafficking and “holiday hustle.”
  • Bob Floyd: “All you need is two vans, a guy who speaks Russian, and about $80,000, and you can clean up by $40 million’s worth before Christmas...” (06:08)

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4. Green Friday & Marijuana Deals (07:10–07:42)

• Las Vegas dispensaries offering “Green Friday” deals post-Thanksgiving.

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5. College Football Showdowns & Betting Banter (07:42–09:58)

• Football Picks: Deep dives into Ohio State vs. Michigan, Alabama vs. Auburn, and playoff ramifications.
• Inside Jokes: Crew rib Turley about previous betting losses and “family Christmas fund.”
• Quote: “He’s not a degenerate gambler. He’ll just gamble the family Christmas fund.” —John (09:53)

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6. More Listener Calls: Thanksgiving, Drinking, Sports Pain (10:01–12:59)

• Thanksgiving Recap: Callers and hosts share warm, boozy, or bittersweet holiday moments.
• Cowboys’ Woes: John likens Cowboys’ nostalgia to “an old beat-down lady whipping out homecoming pictures.” (12:59)

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7. Car Shopping Questions & Personal Connections (13:55–15:07)

• Caller Asks for Dealership Advice: John recommends a personal friend/dealer, weaving in stories of Godparent connections and family ties.

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8. Behind-the-Scenes: Workplace & Firing Philosophies (16:42–17:41)

• Son of a Bitch Clips: Bobbo satirically reflects on John’s management style, leading to candid admissions about firing reluctance.
  • John: “I don’t really fire people. I’m too much of a candy ass to fire people. When I fire somebody, it’s like, bad.” (17:11)

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9. Gender Roles & Women in the Car Business (18:00–19:43)

• Brandy the Car Boss: Admires Brandy’s role as a female supervisor in a male-dominated environment; debates gender expectations.
• Quote: “She’s the car boss where he’s the cowboss.” (18:13)

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10. Intervention: Pre K’s Life Choices (20:06–22:52)

• Pre K on the Hot Seat: The crew interrogates DJ Pre K about choosing Party City over a radio career for convenience and proximity—sparking a “millennial argument” on careers and short-term thinking.
  • DJ Pre K: “Well, that’s a lot of dedication for $10 an hour.” (20:55)
  • John: “This is a perfect example of the millennial argument.” (22:31)
  • Bobbo: “I don’t think you guys understand the power of free confetti for life.” (21:08)

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11. “Black, White, Latino, or Other” Crime Game & Offense (43:56–47:22)

• Family Offense: John’s step-cousin expresses discomfort with the recurring on-air crime guessing bit, sparking discussion about satire, inclusion, and political correctness.
  • John: “I’m an equal opportunity race offender. You laugh at everything, everybody.” (43:09)
  • Callers & crew defend the bit as equal-opportunity and satirical, not malicious.

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12. Football Again: Bets, Coaching Rumors, and Analysis (110:22–115:44)

• Football Bets: John and Turley place friendly wagers on Alabama/Auburn, LSU/A&M, and more, demonstrating their playful competitiveness.
• NFL Coaching Chatter: Musings on coaching careers, college-to-NFL transitions, Jason Garrett’s future, and (jokingly) Tony Romo as Dallas head coach.

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13. Car Deals Rapid Fire: Buying, Losses, and the Realities of the Car Business (51:06+ and throughout)

• Live Bidding: Practical, fast-paced call-ins where John appraises vehicles on air, gives cash offers, and troubleshoots pricing disputes.
• Market Talk: John details business realities—losses on specific cars, competitive pressures, and year-end market shifts.
  • “If it’s a $30,000 half ton truck and it’s cloth and it’s two wheel drive and it’s over 30, you’re going to lose.” (132:17)

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14. Satire & Character Bits

• Regular appearances from “Randy the Chipmunk,” “Satan,” and others bring comic relief through absurdist holiday, animal, and hell-based storylines.
  • Randy the Chipmunk Thanksgiving bit: “They’re just crazy... they're like the Pentecostals of the animal world.” (84:17)
• "Dr. Cods' Letters": Satirical life advice to Charlie Rose and “The Dawn” (presumably Trump) regarding workplace controversies and ego, parodying Dear Abby.
• Show Closer: Bobbo’s “Frank Sinatra sings Zeppelin” bit, and the crowd’s reaction.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Car Valuations: “I'm your girlfriend. I'm like a sex hotline. If you go to givemetheven.com … you're gonna get the sex right. Dial it up!” — John Clay Wolfe (04:12)
• On Generational Differences: “[Pre K:] Well, that’s a lot of dedication for $10 an hour.”
  “[John:] This is a perfect example of the millennial argument.” (22:31)
• Family Satire: “I haven’t talked to my sister in law in, like, 10 years over one of them...I was thankful that her sister had big cans and that we hooked up on their wedding night.” — John Clay Wolfe (49:24)
• On Football Fandom: “It’s like some old, beat-down lady whipping out her homecoming pictures.” — John Clay Wolfe, on Cowboys nostalgia (12:58)
• On Management: “I don’t really fire people. I’m too much of a candy ass to fire people.” — John Clay Wolfe (17:11)
• On Race & Offense: “It’s probably the least possible racist thing you could possibly do because everybody’s in.” — Dr. Cods (47:28)
• On Work-Life Choices: “You get free confetti for life!” — Bobbo re: Party City perks (21:08)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:51 – First caller and DJ Pre K’s lateness discussed
• 03:29 – Car value banter, “Kelly Blue Balls” bit
• 06:08 – “Dope Report” Thanksgiving edition
• 10:23 – Crew’s personal Thanksgiving stories
• 12:59 – Cowboys nostalgia and stadium experience
• 16:42 – Bobbo's “Son of a Bitch” satirical monologue
• 18:00 – Gender roles, Brandy as “car boss”
• 20:22–22:52 – DJ Pre K’s life and job choices intervention
• 43:56 – Race/ethnicity guessing game controversy and defense
• 51:06 and throughout – Live car deals and offer negotiations
• 84:00 – Randy the Chipmunk's Thanksgiving bit
• 110:22 – Football betting/fantasy segment
• 144:49 – John on car business realities and losses
• 149:16 – Bobbo’s “Frank Sinatra Sings Zeppelin” live
• 152:32 – Show close and party plans

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Episode Tone & Style

• Language & Tone: Unfiltered, sarcastic, and self-aware, with lots of inside jokes and playful digs among the crew. Equal parts car talk, locker room banter, and sketch-comedy energy.
• Audience Participation: High engagement with callers contributing stories, asking for car valuations, and joining running gags.
• Recurring Segments: Satirical advice letters, character sketches, the “Black, White, Latino, or Other” bit, and rapid-fire car offers provide structure amid the free-form chaos.

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Summary for New Listeners

Episode #124 delivers what fans expect: brash wisdom about the car market, raucous comic bits, real (and surreal) life advice, football fanaticism, and the uncensored opinions of John Clay Wolfe and his band of misfits. Whether you’re here for car deals, sports chat, or just to laugh at (and with) the hosts’ real-world absurdity, it’s a wild ride from start to finish.

Transcript

[Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents Crank It Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm digging it.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caller on line one, are we up? Caller on line one, what's your question?

[Caller]

Yeah, I want to know what time y' all come on and down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right effing now, baby. It's on. It should be. Anyway.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[Dr. Cods]

Very excited listener. Very excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so DJ Pre K. Is he not here?

[Turley]

He's not here yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

He's running late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, he's gonna get it when he gets here. I was getting ready to lay into him already and I didn't know he was late.

[Dr. Cods]

What'd he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got issues.

[Bobbo]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're trying to hire him full time. Oh, and he turned us down because he just got a raise at Party City.

[Dr. Cods]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not at Party City.

[Turley]

He might not be too. He might be running late because he's not happy that he's not doing the Friday gig anymore either, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's. He's pushing back.

[Turley]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. He's pushing back in the trailer against the to.

[Dr. Cods]

We're going to look in there and he's going to be taking a knee.

[Turley]

He's never been late.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a white black guy.

[Turley]

He's never been late.

[Bobbo]

Have the inmates running of the jail.

[Dr. Cods]

That's it. He is in there kneeing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he's mad because he didn't get invited on Friday? It's a. It's a pushback. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Bobbo]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going screenless. We have no.

[Caller]

Our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our white black kid did not show up for work this morning. And that has nothing to do with his ethnicity.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it has everything to do with his time management and his job at Party City. You know, when you're a big time hardcore dj.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're gigging on the side at Party City, baby, life gets hard.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, man, it is hard. You gotta need a secretary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello?

[DJ Pre K]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's you. Yeah, it's you.

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 2013 Ford Fiesta. Blue balls telling me that lost about $10,000 on that. It's only just bought it last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly, Blue balls may be on to something on this one. It's a what? It's a Fiesta. How do you lose ten thousand dollars on a ten thousand dollar car? What'd you pay for it?

[Caller]

I give ten thousand dollars for less than A year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did Kelly Blue Ball say it was worth today?

[Caller]

About 3,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles you put on it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, are they telling me the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

John, how many miles did you put on it?

[Caller]

Oh, it got less than probably 60,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, if it's got 50 on it, I'll give a 4. 45 if you go to givemetheven.com. see, the difference between me and Kelly Blue Balls is a lot. The difference between your girlfriend and your wife. Your wife will tell you that she's going to get up and get something done.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's going to give you something and it's right around the corner. If, if, if. And if when this happens and you do this and your mama doesn't come over and your brother quits calling and you clean out the garage and you take me to dinner, then you might get something and your girlfriend is going to throw down. I'm your girlfriend.

[Caller]

I hear you, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm your girlfriend. I'm like a sex hotline. If you go to give, go to givemetheven.com and you gonna get the sex right, Then dial it up. Just bam. Just put some sunglasses on because it may scare you. And I mean it. Don't have anybody standing around because they're gonna see your numbers. 800-807- well, hell, we hadn't even given the phone number out yet.

[Dr. Cods]

No, you haven't.

[Bobbo]

Who are you talking to on the telephone? It's John Clay Wolf. Hello, who is this? This is John Clay Wolf. What are you wearing khakis? I'm sorry, did y' all follow that whole khakis?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kies, DJ Prek turned down a full time gig to blow up air at Party City. Damn.

[Turley]

He said he got a promotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a promotion look like? If you work at Party City or had spent any time there, call in and tell us about your career there. Let us know how it's gone from beginning to end. Hell, I mean, you may have made it to the general manager. You might make 200,000 a year. I don't know. I may be talking about something. I don't know.

[Dr. Cods]

He doesn't have to blow up the balloons anymore. He gets to tie the ribbons on the balloon.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's a big. Have you ever experienced Black Sunday?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

At Party City?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Black Sunday.

[Bobbo]

After Thanksgiving, all of the fake wax Indian corn and the whole cornucopia is just like 75% off.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, it's on sale.

[Bobbo]

So this is when you buy all your fake fruits and vegetables to put on the centerpiece next year. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you remind me. Do you have the Bob Floyd intro music? I think we should do a Thanksgiving dope report just off the top of Bob's head. Bob's so good at this, he doesn't even have to write anything.

[Turley]

Let's get him in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Bob Floyd. Bob. Yeah, Come on in, Bob.

[Bobbo]

All right, you dealer, you. You're thinking the holiday season's no time to make a little extra cash. But I'll tell you, Christmas is coming, and at this point in November, suddenly the Russians are our friends because they've come up with a new way to refine cocaine that you've never heard of before. Now, this is all based in the oil industry, so thanks, Exxon. All that pure coke is getting all the way from Brazil into the Soviet bloc, and they're refining it in a way that you haven't seen probably since the late 1960s. That's right. The China White you've heard of but never seen is now being shipped straight into the Eastern seaboard. All you need is two vans, a guy who speaks Russian, and about $80,000, and you can clean up by 40 million's worth before Christmas even lands. It's going to be a happy New Year with all that fine White Russian glasnost. So cash in now, make your money. And remember, taxes are due in April, so have a ball, and we'll see you next time on the Dope Report. This is Bob Floyd. You keep toke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taxes are due in April.

[Dr. Cods]

Speaking of, speaking of Black Friday and dope, Black Friday became Green Friday yesterday in Las Vegas, more than 40.

[Bobbo]

Are you ready?

[Dr. Cods]

40 dispensaries in sin City have offered discounts on marijuana edibles such as chocolates and concentrates. Some dispensaries offered an eighth of an ounce. Now, Bob Floyd would know more about this. An eighth of an ounce of select flower products for $35. That's down from $53. Wow. So they're offering some big deals. Legal sales of recreational marijuana began in the state back in July 1, bringing a whole new meaning to the word jackpot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of family friendly topics, Turley, what are the lines on the big games today? This is like college football, homecoming. I mean, this is the ultimate day. This is good.

[Turley]

It's one of the ultimate days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty damn good. It's the best day of the year. Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the matchups are all coming around perfectly.

[Turley]

There's some good matchups. Ohio State versus Michigan, which, on the surface, you know, Michigan's 8 and 3 and, you know, I'll state's 9 and 2. But Ohio State is fighting for a playoff spot. They're favored by 12 and a half over Michigan. The big game, 230, Alabama versus Auburn.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Turley]

The winner pretty much is going to say guarantee themselves in a playoff because Auburn could still lose to Georgia and a whole different scenario. But Alabama, they win. They're pretty much in. I mean, I would say, let's say no. Yeah. Even if they lose to Georgia in the SEC championship game, I still think they're in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's, Yeah, I mean, I had to think about that. I never imagined Alabama losing to anyone. So it took me a minute to digest that.

[Turley]

The night game, Clemson versus South Carolina, that's pretty big because TCU fans, hey, TCU still has a chance, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

They still have a chance.

[Turley]

They beat Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And they get teams like Clemson to lose and then Auburn and then, let's see what else you have to have lose. You have to have Ohio State lose. You know, like six teams lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah. Then you have a shot.

[Dr. Cods]

Jim Carrey line. So it's a million to one. So you're saying I got a chance.

[Turley]

It's a 23% chance, actually. That's what they're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios are calling number calling if you'd like me to buy your car, year, make, model and miles. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com.

[Dr. Cods]

Put in a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the market's coming up. It's that time of the year where it's still crappy, the car market, but it's fixing to firm up. And so we're raising our offers starting yesterday and betting on speculation, just like Turley does on the football games. You know, Turley. And tell your wife it is okay if you lose all that money on the weekend. I'll cover y' all on Lucas's Christmas like we did four years ago. Whenever you blew it all on the lines.

[Turley]

We don't bring that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whenever football went wrong for you.

[Turley]

Yeah, we don't bring that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a degenerate gambler. He'll just gamble the family Christmas fund.

[Dr. Cods]

But he could have won, and he won, would have won big.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-072348-00800 radio. If you're in Baton Rouge, call us. I'd like to know what time we come on because I, I, I, I thought that we were on right now. You have a seat, Frank. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I, I don't know. I thought we'd come on at eight and we go till noon. Bob, how was your Thanksgiving?

[Bobbo]

It was outstanding. It's always a great thing as an adult, as a single adult when you go to your parents house and they're getting on in years now, but not by any means old, old. You know what I mean? We have a ball, we talk. You know, they always have a couple of their guests come over. My sister and her kids and the nieces and nephews and grandkids and great nieces and nephews have a very nice wholesome time which is a very different three hours of my life from the rest of the week.

[Satan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, so it's. Yeah, it's awesome. Cranberrylicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning caller. How was your Thanksgiving?

[Satan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do.

[Caller]

Just listen to podcast of John Clay Wolf?

[Bobbo]

Is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Calling from Plaquemin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are we on?

[Caller]

Yeah, y' all on Clam in Louisiana on 98.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagle rocks my lame ass. Well, that's what I wanted to know. I appreciate it, man. I'm glad that you guys like. I'm glad you guys like us down there.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's kind of addictive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Thanks.

[Turley]

How many beers in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, really it is. It's a little late for a kunas. You know, he. They should have started about three hours ago.

[Dr. Cods]

It's 5am People have been drinking since Wednesday. Come on. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy came down from Philly and we went to the Eagles game. I called it the Eagles game because it was the Eagles game. And, and we we sipped on beers all day. That was fun. Yeah, just not drunk. Just. I haven't done that and I don't know how long. It's like a lake day.

[Bobbo]

Usually you go for volume. Pound in those beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just pound them down. Pound them down.

[Bobbo]

Nice to be relaxed about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was relaxed enough that when we were just getting decapitated by Philadelphia, it didn't really bother me.

[Dr. Cods]

What's it like in the stadium when that's happening? Anybody care at that point or does it become a social event? Nobody watches the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I said, anybody who thought that we were going to win is stupid. And. And I laugh at them for hurting and having sorrow. The question was what? How badly are we going to lose? That was really the management variable there. Is it going to be a three point game or is it going to be a 40 point game? And it turned out to Be more like a 40 point game.

[Turley]

It wasn't much different this past Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either against the big bad Chargers. Yeah, it's just, it's just one of those good. If you have a Cowboys commentary call in real quick and if you have Saints commentary or Texans commentary, I'll listen to that too. The Saints are pretty good.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah. They're all of a sudden they're all out of the woodwork and saying they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to the super bowl and they've done it before.

[Turley]

Yeah, they have.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've done it since the Cowboys have done it. You know, it was really sad. It's like some old, you know, beat down lady whipping out her homecoming pictures and saying, you know, yelling at some, at her daughter. I used to look like this. Let me show you. So, so like that final score when the Cowboys were down like 100 to 3.

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the big Jerry Tron comes out with the rings.

[Dr. Cods]

The rings.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rings. Yeah, the rings.

[Turley]

Philly doesn't have any rings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So still the super bowl tarnished the super bowl rings. I mean, you know, we're down by 40 points and then it's, it's just two minutes left and they come out like one by one. The super bowl rings on the Jerry Tron, like that's all you got. That's all you got. You play with, you play to your strengths.

[Turley]

Scoreboard, of course, the pictures are black.

[Dr. Cods]

And white because it's been that long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray, good morning to you on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey. Hey, John, I'm a real big fan of yours and you're really smart car guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller]

I want to ask you a question. I'm in Arlington right now looking for a new car. What's the best place to look for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Evans at Vandergriff Honda or Vandergriff Chevrolet is a really good buddy of mine. He's right there in Arlington off of across from the parks.

[Caller]

I'm sitting right here right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't go to Hyundai, I'd go to Honda. It's different. It's different. Like so Victor Vandergriff owned all those stores, Right. But different people bought them years ago. So it's not the same people. So the Hyundai and the Chevy are one and then the Honda and Toyota are another. Honda, Acura and Toyota. The Chevy store's a buddy of mine too, but not nearly. I'm going hunting at Charlie Evans place next Sunday. So like if you buy a car from him today, he probably won't get bad if I smoke a 16 point buck. And Rick Cannellini owns the Chevy store and he has an offer to take me hunting. So I think you should go to the Honda store and the Toyota store who's owned by my best friend. Not my friend. By my best friend, Charlie Evans. He is actually my children's. What do you call that?

[Dr. Cods]

Godfather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Godfather. That's right. My godfather. And he baptized me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, it goes way back.

[Dr. Cods]

I don't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio right back.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He'll fire an employee if there's even a hint of being exposed as an indecisive ninny. Because that's what being the boss really is. Chivalry is making sure she has enough fuel for the lawnmower, the weed whacker, the hedge clipper, and the pressure washer. You're welcome, honey. He ends all telephone conversations with a dial tone because that spells goodbye. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Bobbo, I know that most of these son of a bitches. The core character is myself.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Bobbo]

What makes you think that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because I wrote most of them.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But that one I didn't write. And. And so you think that I fire people so that I'm not exposed as an indecisive ninny.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was listening to your son of a bitch clip. How did it start? He fires people at the company just so they don't expose him as an indecisive ninny. Because really, that's all being the boss is.

[Bobbo]

The word ninny may have appeared.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let me explain something about radio, something about you. I. I don't really fire people. I'm too much of a candy ass to fire people. When I fire somebody, it's like, bad. Yeah. I mean, I let it go too far. I. I have a heart.

[Bobbo]

Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So take that back.

[Bobbo]

I'll do you one even better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because.

[Bobbo]

No, because I know you're kind of new at this. Let me explain something about radio. Yeah, It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I tell you this is 500, episode 596 of Saturday Morning Live, but go ahead.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bobbo]

It's theater of the mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You have to just sit back and enjoy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I look past it. Where. Where the source of the material comes from.

[Bobbo]

Enjoy the show.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not always about you.

[Turley]

I think he's talking about Trump there more than anything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Brandi, Brandy manages all of our cars. She's our. She's like Gus from Lonesome Dove. He manages all the cattle.

[Dr. Cods]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's the car boss where he's the cowboss. What were you saying, Bob?

[Bobbo]

What a great wife she would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Brandy, how's it going this morning?

[Caller]

It's good. I'm sitting at the auction and no one's here at work yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what was funny? I really thought it was funny is my friend from Pennsylvania was trying to blame Norman on having a. Because it's odd for a woman to have this job.

[Satan]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Where she's over all these men. I mean, woman, woman, cow boss. Yeah. That's not normal. I've never seen it. Have you seen it, Brandy?

[Caller]

Oh, no. That's why I work for you and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I don't drug test.

[Caller]

I mean, that is a bonus.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that was so funny, Paul sitting there talking to you like he was trying to build you up, you know, like how you're. You've got this position, and, like, a woman shouldn't have it and. But he was blaming Norman for his, like, Puerto Rican thoughts from way back. How a woman can never do something like this. Some of her employees.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That don't really. That don't chime with her. Well, actually, Norman chimes with a great. But he was trying to explain why some of the men don't respond well because of the man woman roles. And this one guy specifically is from Puerto Rico, and it's really bad down there. Like, a woman's not even allowed to cook.

[Satan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you've got this little gal telling him what to do.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, back to man woman roles. I need you to man up, Brandy, and get DJ Pre K. Tell me what I told you to get him hired full time. What happened?

[Caller]

He Just got a promotion at Party City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And he says it pays about the same. Yeah, and he would be driving further. For what? For our job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does he do at Party City?

[Caller]

Does it matter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just wondered. Did he get into like the labor versus the. I mean, you know, you gotta love your work.

[Dr. Cods]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Management.

[Caller]

No, I mean I didn't ask. We're trying to teach him a job so skill that he could quit us later on and make a lot of money at. Make a career doing. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, can you can you can. Dj, can you join us? We. We need to. We need to do an intervention here live on the radio.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm right here. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so why when you had the decision to come full time with us or. Or be Party City career man, I'm confused. I thought you would have jumped to the chance.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, it sounded good. You know, it was nice hours, but it'd be about two or three hours commuting and really not making that much more, you know. And you offer me a job in the car. The radio business.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lives in his mother's house. See and. But this would give you an opportunity to move out of your parents house and not be. Not being methy azel.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, that's a lot of dedication for $10 an hour.

[Bobbo]

I don't pre K. Let me just for a second. I don't think you guys understand the power of free confetti for life. Okay?

[Dr. Cods]

Be nice, be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free confetti for life?

[Bobbo]

Hell yeah. You didn't know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, all their benefits out the wall inside.

[Dr. Cods]

It's a financial decision, pre K. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

About the helium situation? Do you get to blow on it for free?

[DJ Pre K]

Excuse me?

[Caller]

Helium's running out on the earth. Did y' all know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that, Brandy, but thank you.

[Caller]

Look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I just don't mean you're a white black guy and I just want to make sure that you make good decisions. And I don't think that this is a good decision. Well, I mean, what's the next move at Party City?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know what they. They paying me? You know, just. Just about, you know, $0.75 less than you offer and it's a lot closer. So, you know, I'm not really tripping, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

I think it's the women because there's a lot of women at Party City.

[Dr. Cods]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, dj, you running that tail out of Party City.

[DJ Pre K]

What can I say, man? Mackin, ain't nothing but A thing to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, so 75 cents an hour differential, but. Plus, you get to be I. But it goes up from here, and you learn a trade and you get to do something with it, versus. You're not gonna learn anything stocking shelves at Party City.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, maybe if you offered me full time in the radio business, you know, we'd be talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Okay.

[Caller]

Well, he said, work your way up.

[Turley]

It's kind of hand in hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you, DJ?

[DJ Pre K]

I just turned 27 on Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a perfect example of the millennial argument. It isn't.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not. It's short. Sometimes it's short term. It's like he's looking at the fact that it costs more money to drive to work sometimes. That's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I understand, but he's not. But it really doesn't. If it's 75 cents more an hour. Plus, we're going to have more hours than they do. Plus, it's a real career, not.

[Bobbo]

Not a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a high school gig.

[Dr. Cods]

Did you do the math? Did you multiply it out?

[DJ Pre K]

Dj, I thought about it for a long time. You know, that's why it took me two days to respond. You know, I talked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why were you late to work this.

[DJ Pre K]

Morning and all that, and, you know, just driving to Dallas every day isn't. I'd have to get a whole new car, too. You know, my cars. I don't know if it's gonna make that trip every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why were you late to work this morning on top of this?

[DJ Pre K]

Had to stop by my dad's house, you know, and handle some business.

[Caller]

But know every person you want to hire has car problems.

[DJ Pre K]

John.

[Caller]

Can you hire somebody that has a good car?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will try. We'll think about that. If you have a good car and like to get hired. We actually, we. We need a CR rider, a condition report rider for the. For our inventory. That the job is in Dallas, Texas. Lewis Village, Texas. And I guess DJ Pricade isn't going to take it. I guess his job. We already hired another guy. Oh, we got to go to break.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanksgiving weekend, LSU favored to beat Texas A and M. Is that right, Dylan?

[Caller]

Yeah. Lsu, Texas A and M. The spread is nine to nine and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you betting?

[Caller]

Not bad. No, not a bad man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put 100 on it. That LSU beats it. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I gamble on the radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Thought it was My Sweet Love or Lord by George Harrison when it started out. Is that what you said?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, it's a great song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this? You didn't even know what's nipping the tears.

[Turley]

Damn. J.D.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, baby. Wowrensburg, Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sniffing the feet, sniffing the tears.

[Turley]

Oh, that's a great wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sniffling the feet, licking the feet, being a freak.

[Dr. Cods]

No, have a seat. This was the top. This is the top 10 hustle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chewing that butt.

[Dr. Cods]

Where'd you find this, Michael?

[Turley]

Deep tracks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Dr. Cods]

Deep tracks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yacht rock.

[Bobbo]

Who's the artist?

[Dr. Cods]

Sniff and the tears.

[Bobbo]

That far out, man.

[Dr. Cods]

Is this up all the way? And I sound okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how about Reverend Barton? I mean, Representative Barton. And innocent. Unbelievable.

[Dr. Cods]

You can imagine. What do you do? What do you want? Are you thinking?

[Turley]

Where's Ennis? For those that don't know, it's just.

[Dr. Cods]

South of Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country. Yeah, just country. Country Texas, but.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, country Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Joe Barton's been a state rep for. Since 85 or something. He's an older gentleman, 68 years old. Looks like Grandpa Jones. And he's got nudie pics on the Internet saying, I want you now. Hard and deep.

[Dr. Cods]

Yep, I want. He says, monstrous belly. Don't think he's some grandpa that looks good. He's not. He's like your grandpa would be naked Grandpa's trout. And he's on some website showing him business.

[Turley]

Oh, old people shouldn't use the Internet.

[Dr. Cods]

No one should do that ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why did she. Why did she turn it around and push it out online?

[Dr. Cods]

Because there was some money to be had. I'm sure there was a point where the phone. The phone calls are being made all over the country now. Remember the time? Remember the night we were together? Would you like me to tell the.

[John Clay Wolf]

World this is outing season?

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like witching season.

[Dr. Cods]

Who was a Charlie Rose this week. Oh, nasty. Charlie Rose.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

I mean, most of them are nasty that are doing this and the act is horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the guy wasn't married.

[Dr. Cods]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy Barton.

[Dr. Cods]

He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was not married.

[Dr. Cods]

No. He was going. He'd been through a divorce. He said it was a very dark time in his life. Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's horny and he's texting his old gal some nasty pics. Why do they. Oh, we've got. We've got Buster Dicks here. Buster Dicks here are state legislators.

[Dr. Cods]

Perfect guy to comment on this.

[Bobbo]

Somebody from the state legislature point of view. Okay.

[Dr. Cods]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And I know Joe Barton's had this going on for decades down here in Ennis. Ennis is like the nether regions of the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. Okay. Simple plumbing. But you know, we've all had that a while back in the 80s. Yeah. At K. Bailey Hutchinson. Right. He's bugged me to death.

[Dr. Cods]

What?

[Bobbo]

When I was new, I was. Paige down there.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You were working in Austin.

[Dr. Cods]

What, she bugged you?

[Bobbo]

God, I gotta get back to Austin. She sent me. You remember those Valentine candies? There's sweet little heart.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah. The little hearts with a little.

[Bobbo]

She send me those all the way through September. And I know she had them custom made because they say things like. You like my butt.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah. I don't believe those are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's have a scotch.

[Dr. Cods]

I don't believe those come from the.

[Bobbo]

Republican side of the aisle, which you never expect. I mean, as a Democrat. For myself, we do that among ourselves all the time. Oh, yeah. Don't kiss and tell.

[Dr. Cods]

Nudie pics.

[John Clay Wolf]

People never think these stories are going to come to. Come to light. And what's so funny, you know, car dealers have bad reputation for being dirt. For being dirt bags. No. Get out. Yes. And I know a lot of them, but what's funny is when they get prim and proper, you know, their Honda dealer or their Cadillac dealer or their Rolls Royce Lexus dealer. So a friend of mine told me a story last week and obviously I have to change all of the names and places to preserve the innocent.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the families. Okay, lady comes into. Let's make up a brand. Honda dealership.

[Dr. Cods]

Honda dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, she's a heavy girl, but she's a pretty heavy girl.

[Bobbo]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I trust his opinion. I've known the guy. And she wants this. This new Accord that came out that just like 18 or something. Not many of them to work at a dealer negotiating. Somebody else sold it. Another salesperson Sold it. He's the manager. And she flips out. Flips out. And you can't deal or transfer one of these in because there's not many of them yet.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's like, y' all did that on purpose. You were gonna get more. Just making all these wild accusations, starts having a meltdown, and it just goes on and on. I can't believe you did that. I can't believe you sold that car. So he's trying to calm her down. The managers come in and try to calm her down to damage control. Damage. Yeah, stop the spin and sell her another one that's inbound, already marked on the truck. Okay. But it's not white. It's black.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, well, what do you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get me to buy one? So this goes on for two hours. She's at the dealership, back and forth. And, like, the salesman's trying to calm her down. He goes back up. So it. Everybody's closing, and this lady's still. She, like, breaks down. Yeah, it's weird. Everybody leaves, and it's just he and her, and he's like, listen, lady, hey, man, we got. We gotta close. It's game over. It's. It's Thanksgiving weekend. It's time to go. And she's like, you know, I haven't been with a man in 14 years.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, geez, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's looking around.

[Bobbo]

For cameras.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, every. Every room. Every F and I. Booth. Every. Everything has cameras. But the conference room doesn't have. Have any cameras. So he drags her in to the conference room on the conference table. There's no cameras.

[Dr. Cods]

Help her calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Calm her down.

[Dr. Cods]

Help her calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to. We. We have no pills to give her. We're going to give her this. No, do her a favor.

[Dr. Cods]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. He said, have you ever seen down. Out in Beverly Hills?

[Dr. Cods]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember when Bette Midler. When the homeless guy mounted up on Bette Midler, and she, like, has the biggest O in the world, and, like. Like the. The. The car, the Mexican guys with the bump. Jump, stop, stop. And the man out there doing the yard, he, like, stops clipping the bushes and hears it.

[Dr. Cods]

Hears it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like, the whole community, like, stops because she's un. She's unraveling so heavy. He said it was like that. She's, like, starts winding up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Like making, like, orca noises.

[Dr. Cods]

Yellowstone.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're on the conference table in the Honda dealership after hours, and she's like, like, sperm whale. Yeah, sperm Whale mating. He just said it was. It was weird, but.

[Dr. Cods]

But did it get bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he made her Thanksgiving.

[Dr. Cods]

Did it go sideways?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. She's very happy. It calmed down and she's happy to receive this other Honda Accord at a later date now. Got that 14 year itch scratch and everybody's happy.

[Dr. Cods]

Everybody's happy.

[Bobbo]

So at the end of the day, the sales manager did her a good turn and everybody's happy. That's what I love about the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards. Good morning.

[Dr. Cods]

That's what you love about Wallace?

[John Clay Wolf]

I always heard you were a hell of a turn man back in the day.

[Bobbo]

Sure. I. I know exactly who you're talking about too. It wasn't. It was not a Honda store.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he used to do that three, four times a week. It wouldn't be. You'd be amazed the need that comes your way in that business, you know, especially ladies. Poor, poor little large ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[Bobbo]

They have a hard time and they always get undersold. It's not on purpose. It's all coincidence, Right? But everybody's happy in the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott and Fort Worth O2F250 with 250 and two wheel drive. Is it a 73 diesel?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of it. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller]

Well, I have, and. But the problem I was running into is by either the VIN number or the. The website or, you know, pulling up the license plate, it wouldn't pull up the pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hmm. I mean, we do it 200 times a day, so something's off. I know that it won't do an auto bid on this truck because the miles are $250,000. I've got the bidding mechanism, the automation, like the autopilot turned off at 115,000 miles. So it'll. It'll say, hey, your miles are too high, but a rep will call you back.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Caller]

And I said, I've had one call me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they.

[Caller]

They wanted to shoot me like $2,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that guy's. My guy's doing his job, right? We've got a 02 Ford F250 with a quarter million miles. Quarter million in a two wheel drive? Is it Lariat?

[Caller]

No, it's XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Interiors, condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think my guy hit it dead nuts on, you know, we made, well, three grand. Buy it. Okay, then I'm wasting my time. Andy, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

How's it going, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Hey, I was listening to that bit y' all were doing about the. The white black guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And y', all, y' all said something about a job condition writer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Go to, uh. What is it? Is it jobs? We've got a website for it.

[Turley]

Tell them to go to your email.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to jwolfgoolf.com jwolfgoolf.com and send me your info. We're gonna hire a CR writer in Dallas to write up conditioner reports on the cars that we buy. We've grown a lot. We've got a lot of things happening in 18 and we're starting to staff up for it now.

[Dr. Cods]

What would be the skill set you're looking for there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like dj, like what we taught him, like in what he learned at radio school. You know, electronic details. Conditions. Detail stuff. Being able to look at cars and knowing if they have paint work or not and if the Cadillac converters are cut out of them or if it needs tires or you know, check engine lights. But then to be able to take that information, put it in a computer that generates a score.

[Dr. Cods]

Something you can teach then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I mean somebody that's electronically half ass awake can do it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I love that guy. Well, I don't know what's wrong. They called me back and offered me 2000. Your system must be broken. No, your car's an old mild out piece of crap.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a four wheel drive 73 with 130 on it. It's got 250 and it's probably an XL. I love it. Something's got to be wrong.

[Dr. Cods]

I owe five times that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, the thing is wrong is you got a 20 year old truck with a quarter million miles on it.

[Bobbo]

Your truck is wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

The caps on your gold teeth are falling off. That's what's.

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Satan]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love listening to y'.

[Satan]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's feeling grassy this weekend. He did the song selection. He's got all the stoney stuff. Mojo Writer 800-800-72-34. Yes, we're live. Yes, it's Thanksgiving weekend. Yes, it's a big college football Saturday. And yes, we have a lot of bets on those games. You guys do Turley, does he bet the. His son is either gonna have a great Christmas or we're gonna have to, you know, spot him A little to get him through the. The tightrope. It's just part of the car business, man. For all gamblers, right? Rush Limbaugh, you're a gambler.

[Bobbo]

You know, John, keep your mouth full. That's something really I always try and do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's been drinking.

[Bobbo]

I'm still stuffed from Turkey Day. Like a beautiful 12 pound butterball.

[Dr. Cods]

You put on some weight.

[Bobbo]

It's a wonderful feeling. You know, cranberry goes with everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been cocktailing this morning, sir.

[Bobbo]

How could you tell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a little slurry. Just a touch. Just a touch. Just like JD Reading copy on the air back in the day.

[Bobbo]

Well, small business Saturday, so a good time to start. And the.

[Satan]

My.

[Bobbo]

My best friend Jarella owns the liquor store over in Panama City, Florida. That's Panama City, Florida, you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Bobbo]

She lets me in after hours and it's just a Christmas thing We. We have going for a long time. So I picked up a bottle of. I've heard of it all my life. Have you ever had the absence of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's got a very interesting aftertaste to it and also makes you see things absent.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta work it and foam it up. And it's an odd preps work.

[Bobbo]

I've been. I've had the strangest morning. I actually spoke personally to the ghost of Ronald REAGAN since about 4 o' clock this morning. Okay. He's not as intelligent as I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get me wrong.

[Bobbo]

He's, you know, a great actor.

[Satan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Very charismatic guy. And we like the same music. You know, he. He also thinks Waylon Jennings is the greatest artist of all time. But the things he says. Why I don't like things like, you know, all this sexual harassment stuff going on. Reagan says, well, these guys should have known that. But look at them. They're all. I mean, you know, you hear a lot of the bad misogynistic jokes about. About ugly women. But if you look. I mean, the holy trinity of funny looking fellas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Dr. Cods]

Would be.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you've got this. Who's the kook down in Alabama? This Roy Moore.

[Dr. Cods]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

Harvey Weinstein.

[Dr. Cods]

Nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not an attractive man.

[Dr. Cods]

No, none of these people.

[Bobbo]

And our distinguished senator.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

From Minnesota. Right.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that guy's name?

[Bobbo]

I've forgotten. May as well be Frankenstein.

[Dr. Cods]

And you got Charlie Rose.

[Bobbo]

Ugly.

[Dr. Cods]

If they.

[Bobbo]

If they put two bolts coming out of each side of his neck, he'd feel perfectly at home. Which is about four feet too short.

[Dr. Cods]

You notice nobody's Coming out. No, women are coming out saying George Clooney touched me. No one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one.

[Dr. Cods]

No one is saying that.

[Bobbo]

So isn't that funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It's so. You're an unattractive man. You know it in high school. You really know it when you get out of high school. You knew it in school.

[Bobbo]

You gotta know.

[Dr. Cods]

And it gets worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then they're like, okay, how do we fix this? We get ourselves into power and then we can have sex with attractive women.

[Dr. Cods]

There you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This has been going on since the beginning of fundraising.

[Dr. Cods]

Since men got legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Back to the old caveman days. If you're the first guy able to make a fire for your group, you're going to use that to get a little tail. Sure. Try my meat, it's cooked.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, seven two, three, four. Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. 800, 800 radio.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh my God, that's good. Try my meat, it's cooked. Today, a limousine driver plans to launch himself on a mile long flight over the Mojave Desert in a rocket he built on his his own out of spare parts. This is true story. His name is Mad Mike Hughes. His steam powered rocket is built from salvaged metal and he's confident it'll mark the very first step toward. Are you ready? Proving that the earth is flat after all. That's his point. So he'll finally also catch that roadrunner as he goes. Do you believe this guy's really gonna strap himself to a homemade rocket and.

[Bobbo]

Go up into the air, steam powered?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad idea.

[Dr. Cods]

Could possibly go wrong.

[Bobbo]

It's not going to work over like 17,000ft, is it?

[Dr. Cods]

It's not going to go that high.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't the water do something?

[Dr. Cods]

I have no clue. Police in Massachusetts have arrested two men they say ran a prostitution ring out of an apartment at a Senior Living Facility. 65 year old Joseph Van Wirt and 70 year old Randy Lambark recruited some drug addicts, took pictures of them, posted on adult websites. Police came, became suspicious when all the tricks were turned at a local Looby's. And never later than 7pm can't take the hustle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a funny. I had a funny situation at a. I thought it was funny.

[Dr. Cods]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't think she thought it was funny. But my ass. Step cousin. Is that fair? If your aunt's second husband.

[Dr. Cods]

Yes. Has children, let's just say step cousin. Step did what?

[John Clay Wolf]

She listens to us on the way into her work sometimes when she has the palette for it. Her name's Terry. And her partner's name is Melinda. Remember, these are the girls last year that were whipping me so bad in sports talk.

[Dr. Cods]

I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we had this whole sports talk, like, lesbian sports talk versus me thing going. And the radio stations got mad at me. But these girls know their sports. Yeah. I mean, big time. Anyway, that's not the point here. No, what is the point is. Is that she was offended. She was. The way she was explaining. You're sitting at Thanksgiving table, right, with everybody.

[Dr. Cods]

Did this happen this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, two days ago.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're sitting there and she's talking. We listen to the show and this and that. Sometimes, you know, I like it, but sometimes I just have to turn it off.

[Dr. Cods]

When.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, when do you have to turn it off? And she's like, black, white, Latina or other. Really? And I was like, that bothers her. Yeah, but the way she explained it from a liberal's point of view is so different than the way that we feel about it.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, I'm an equal, equal, equal opportunity race offender. You laugh more than everything, everybody. But. But she was explaining the bit to the table, and it just came across so different than the way I hear it. She's like, well, you've got these guys reading an African American slangy voice. Crimes that were committed.

[Bobbo]

And it's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's. All the white guys sitting around microphones trying to guess who committed what type of minority committed the crime.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not always minorities.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Was it a black, a white, a Latino or another? And I was like, everybody's included in that.

[Dr. Cods]

How is that racist?

[John Clay Wolf]

But it really bothered her and it made me. I was like, huh? I mean, didn't really bother. But just the fact that that bothered. So, I mean, I don't.

[Turley]

I think we should do it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, do you have one set up?

[DJ Pre K]

I got one ready for y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

There is everybody's favorite game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry, you're listening. Or Melinda, please call in and we'll have you vote on it, too. So it's not just men. 8008-0072-3480-0800 ratings. Call in fast, and then we can have you in on the gig or. Or anybody else. Go ahead, DJ Prek, tell us the. The crime that was committed.

[DJ Pre K]

Got another crime today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbo. Would you join in, too?

[Bobbo]

I'm happy to. I'm really good at this.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

We got a cat out in Eagle, Colorado, you know, where. Where cats is wilding nowadays. With them, them legalizations and all that. But we got somebody out there that violated his bond. So he went to court and I guess he wore a hat to court and who, who the hell does that, you know anyways?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, you would.

[DJ Pre K]

He took his hat off in court like you should, and a little folded piece of paper fell out, you know, like a little treat bag or something. And some white stuff came out of it. And upon further inspection, the popo found out that the white stuff was a.

[Turley]

Little bit of the.

[DJ Pre K]

The white girl, if you know what I'm talking about. So they took him in and charged him with another narcotics possession while he was in court for violating his bond on a drug charge already. So what do y' all think? Black, white, Latino or other?

[Dr. Cods]

I'm gonna go with lesbian.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a guy was in front of the judge getting on a bond, like a bail bond charge. And we took his hat off, his dope fell out, so he hit him again. And the question is. But it was in Colorado. What part of Colorado?

[Turley]

Eagle.

[DJ Pre K]

Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eagle. Eagle. Eagle Pass. Wait, where's Eagle? Eagle is near Steamboat.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Black. I'm gonna go Latino and I'll tell you why.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of Hispanics in that part of the world. Really? And this is such a white guy thing to do, right? You think? How many black guys have you seen on snow skis lately?

[Dr. Cods]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so, you know, obviously you're thinking white, right? But I'm thinking DJ might be throwing curveball like a Udarvish, Iranian, Chinese curveball. Okay, so I'm gonna go Hispanic. What do you think, Rush?

[Bobbo]

I don't think he's Chinese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He's a gentleman.

[Turley]

It's got to be a snowball. White guy, snowboarder.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go with my snowboarder scene. I've got a lot of friends that are old dopers from up there. Steamboat.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On our Facebook page there's a picture of a good friend of mine high fiving a Mickey D. Life Size Ronald McDonald. And he's in the nude and he's in Steamboat.

[Dr. Cods]

So disturbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of drugs intake. Lots and lots of drugs. All kinds of drugs really ingested in that region. Route, county, more than normal. So you might be right. It might just be an emerald doper. Snowboarder. What is the answer, dj?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, John, you done hit a home run on a curveball, man. 43 year old Juan Jose Vidrio Bibriesca of Eagle, Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'd like to. Yes. Another bow to the Audience, yes, we try. We work for you guys. This is our performance.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not racist because everybody gets it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every single person in the spectrum got hit in that snow.

[Dr. Cods]

That's probably the least possible racist thing you could possibly do because everybody's in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I was so surprised about, is that she was offended by that. Oh, my God. And my wife looked at her. She's like, if you're offended by that.

[Bobbo]

You don't listen much. It's a good thing she didn't call in, though, because you. You nailed that. They would have got licked.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope she does. I hope. I hope she does. Call in. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I like her. She's funny. But what else is funny is I have another cousin with a bad sense of humor like mine, okay? And she started laughing, and it caused this whole oddity, like, bad. The righteous versus the sure.

[Dr. Cods]

What are you. Who are you laughing at? Are you with me or are you laughing at me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. You got to watch it, man, at these family functions and not get too drunk, because you'll make people mad.

[Dr. Cods]

It gets sideways. Quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick.

[Dr. Cods]

I was expecting Bobbo to come in with one of those stories, just a Thanksgiving story where things got a little crazy. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah.

[Dr. Cods]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Nah. No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, did you have any. Did. Did your. Did your Black Hills in laws come in from the. From. From the Virginias?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. That's a yes. No, I don't have. I thought you had some, like, Appalachian, er, kind of in laws.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. You have some in laws. Years ago, I heard about this. That come from, like, the Smoky Mountains or something.

[Bobbo]

Oh, in laws.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I making this?

[Turley]

Yeah, but, man, why are you doing this to me?

[Bobbo]

So Janice and Cooter didn't come up?

[Turley]

No, it was with my family. They're not from the Appalachian Mountains or anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Dr. Cods]

He's just starting trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, Thanksgiving shows have always gotten me in trouble. I've been doing this for, I don't know, 12, 11 years, something like that. And Thanksgiving shows have historically gotten my wee wee in a ringer. Really? Oh, yeah. I haven't talked to my sister in law in, like, 10 years over one of them.

[Dr. Cods]

Over the. Over something that happened on the radio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because I was, like, thankful that her sister had big cans and that we hooked up on their wedding night.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, yeah, I can see how that might.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I was. I was not thankful that my mom got drunk and called her a. I can See how that might do it. It just. I mean, it was all good stuff, though, man. Everybody just needs to keep it light, I guess.

[Caller]

If.

[Dr. Cods]

But if you. She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had great kids. I got it.

[Dr. Cods]

And she.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were. It was. It was. Her sister and my brother were getting married. They went off to their honeymoon. We come back to the house and where it's just us. Okay, John.

[Dr. Cods]

Uncomfortable family moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't family. They're not real family.

[Dr. Cods]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's like a couple layers out, man.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it is. It is better to give.

[Turley]

See who was out in the green room. It's your dad. I think he's gonna come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know if that's a good idea today. I don't know if that's a good idea today. Yeah, we'll talk about it during the break.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey. 150,000 mile Lariat F250. All the gear. Nick, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Clyde?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a diesel? Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, it won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 21 grand buy it?

[Caller]

I think 24. 5 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you've got too many miles for 24. 5, but I think I'm trying. And I think if we can both maybe get off of our high horses and meet in the middle, we can make a deal. If you want to turn that thing into a check. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say, John, hit me at 22. I want 24. He said, show him the pictures. Get me pictures. Let me fall in love with it.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800, 800, seven two, three, four. Yes, we buy cars over the radio. And yes, it's Thanksgiving weekend. And yes, it's live.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Announcer]

Give me the vin. Give me the VIN back with more of what you love. The John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy subliminal branding David in Oklahoma. First of all, I hope you all win today is it was Oklahoma. What time they play, Turley? 2:30.

[Turley]

Yeah. 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

2:40, West Virginia. Is that right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That could be a real game. West Virginia can screw people seasons up. Second of all, 13, F250 King Ranch, 86,000 miles, leather roof, nav, long bed. Not a short bed, but a long bed. Is that right?

[Caller]

It is that long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure it's not an F350 then? Because most of the 250s are short.

[Caller]

You're right. It is short bed. My. My other truck is a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 13. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

It is a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, let's just cut to the chase and get her bought and give you 30,000 for it.

[Caller]

30 is not anywhere close. I was looking to be probably around 35, 38 range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Is he from Oklahoma?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the math is different up there. That's right. Okay. They think it's kilometers, not miles. Well, it's got 86,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah. Things brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean the interior is plush, but it doesn't have a scratch on it. Been kept in his garage his whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the pearl white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. That's good, that's good. Does it have two tone paint?

[Caller]

No, it's a platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He wrote King Ranch. So do you own this car or not? It's gone from a long bed to a King ranch, to platinum to. To old man.

[Caller]

It's. It's my father in law and he's trying to get rid of it. And you know, he's not real good at selling things, so I'm talking for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So if I give him $32,000 to.

[Caller]

Own it, I think it would take closer to 35, 38. To be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will never get there. Y' all are stoned in Oklahoma. You are like a drunk engine on the side of the highway. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I don't understand them going about that that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a 13 with 86, 32, 33 maybe.

[Bobbo]

Sure. But this is your father in law.

[John Clay Wolf]

I started him a little low because he's from Oklahoma and you know, all they want to do is argue up there.

[Bobbo]

Here's what you do. You take the 31.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you stick it to the old man, you know, You've always wanted to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

His father in law, right. He should have spread it, said, sure.

[Bobbo]

In our thing, I'll get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

For 31, but you give me a dime on the side.

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, so I could have sent son in law a thousand dollars and bought it from old man for 31, and then he could have made some money on the old man.

[Bobbo]

Sooner or later, you gotta show this guy who's the boss. And that's how you do. You think about 4 or 5,000 out of his pocket, out in broad daylight, in front of everybody, and you say, aren't you appreciative of my gift? That's what that's called, respect.

[Dr. Cods]

That's not how that works.

[Bobbo]

That's what I would do, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he's trying to do is prove his worth to his wife on, like, overselling the trucks and all he did.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, fellas. How y' all doing this morning? Good, good, good. Hey, man, I want to complain like I wanted to complain. I wanted to complain like that lady was complaining. But my only thing is, y' all didn't even play fair then because you said somebody was in courtroom and dropped them a white substance. Yeah, it was powder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You know, you eliminated the black man right there. Because if it was that man, it would have been cracked. And lady, let me just say this to the lady. Well, black man, lady, loosen up. Stop being so politically correct about everything. We all right. It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that's my lesbian step cousin you're talking about there, and I love her.

[Caller]

We too politically correct, man. We could joke, you know, that's. At least we're not being malicious and going after each other with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, I appreciate you calling in. Do you. Do you listen to us sometimes?

[Caller]

Every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, and I.

[Caller]

That's every week, and I don't even need a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate you calling in and loosening it up, because that's what it's all about, man. Life is hard, dude. I mean, how old are you, Mike?

[Caller]

Yeah, it is, man. Yeah, we need to laugh. We need to laugh sometimes. We need to be able to talk to each other, talk about each other, deal with each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

We're not being malicious about it. We're not being malicious. It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not a drunk, and Baba's really not a drug addict. We just get on the air on Saturday and just, like, be let go so our listeners can let go and let the pressures of life go. It's Saturday morning court cartoons for people. Our Age. And it ain't just white, black, Latino or other. It's everybody. And everybody just needs to chill the hell out.

[Caller]

We are melting pot. And that's what, you know, we too divisive about everything, man. We need to slow down a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate your phone call. Happy Thanksgiving to you. Mike Houston, 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. Julie, good morning. Julie there. Oh, it says Julie. Same thing. Good morning. What's your last name? Julio. Why do. Why. Why is Jesus spelled Jesus in English and in Spanish it's Jesus. So is Jesus in Spanish, actually? Jesus?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's the pronunciation. They're pronouncing the letters in Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how do you say. How do you say. If you're talking about Jesus, the Lord. The Lord in Spanish, how do you refer to him?

[Caller]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so literally Jesus's are named after the Lord. Okay, yeah.

[Caller]

But they're also referred to as Chewy.

[Bobbo]

That's the nickname for Jesus de Los Dios.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm learning something.

[Caller]

Is usually alpha nickname.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chewy. And Julio is what for what? Julio is just Julio. Just a crazy drunk ass Mexican.

[Dr. Cods]

It's Julio down by the schoolyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Julio. 13 Honda Accord Touring with 35, 000 miles. Is it a V6?

[Caller]

V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you should be calling me with a heavier accent. And a dodge truck with 180,000 miles on it with. With a huge bull on the back window that says something cool in Spanish. Do you have any. Do you have any relatives? Do you have any relatives that would have a car like that? I'm looking for something like that.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a two door or four door? Four door. Twoo. Four door. Do you. What'd he say, J.D.

[Dr. Cods]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd he say?

[Dr. Cods]

Couldn't tell.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Four, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four. How many miles? All right, 35. I'll give you 12,000 pesos. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be back after this brief music interlude. He's not a hater, he's a Texan.

[Bobbo]

He's the accidental racist.

[Turley]

Just like thunder.

[Bobbo]

He's proud to say that he gladly voted for President Trump five times in three different precincts. At 48, he has no kids on the team, but he's still coaching pee wee football in those silky smooth 80s bike coaching shorts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mmm.

[Bobbo]

Cod Grabbers. He's pretty sure that anyone who doesn't dip Copenhagen might be, from a philosophical standpoint, a homosexual. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make Mine A natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Give me the vindictive presents. Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have Baker Mayfield on the show before the game today to grab his wine crotch for everybody.

[Bobbo]

Baker Mayfield.

[Dr. Cods]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Oklahoma standing. The Oklahoma center quarterback.

[Turley]

It's gonna grab his make for good radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course it will. Yeah, absolutely.

[Dr. Cods]

It's like having top dancers. It was all the things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Saturday Morning Live. Sml. It's like fml.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we are. That's what marks. To be able to change the name of the show to Saturday Morning Live.

[Bobbo]

Heck yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of what it is. Hey. 06F250XLT I wish it was leather. Junior. Where's Holly? Texas.

[Caller]

It's about 15 miles north of Abilene, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's like near Anson?

[Caller]

Yeah, between Anson and Abilene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll be heading out there actually, pretty soon. A buddy of mine has a place, Quail Ridge Ranch up there in Anson. So. Yeah, bring somebody with me and pick it up. It all depends on how nice it is, you know. It's a six liter. Does it have any six liters?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's been.

[Caller]

It's been. It's been bulletproof, except for it's had everything done except head starts, put it that way. And. But it does have a problem, though. The torque converter just shelled in it last week. So that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why. That's why you're calling me. So here's.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm just. Yeah, well, no, I'm tired of. I'm tired of fixing the truck. And we need an suv. Since where we've got one, kiddo, and we're adopting another.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what will it do? What does it do when you put it in gear? Like, what's the. It.

[Caller]

It sounds like a fan hitting, you know, the case on like a. You know, like a oscillating fan. If the fan hits the metal case on the outside, it's that I've. I actually had it checked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Does it cost 3,000 to fix it?

[Caller]

I got a price of 2400 with a. With a what? 3 year, 100, 000 mile warranty here locally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Sounds close. And then we have to tow it, right? Will it drive into Fort Worth?

[Caller]

No, it won't drive. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're gonna 06 cloth 135. I think it's worth with the torque converter out, it's probably worth four grand.

[Satan]

Wow.

[Caller]

Okay. I was hoping a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it, what's, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Be honest with you, I don't know. I just heard you on the radio, so I wasn't really sure exactly. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, lean your seat back and think about it.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Dr. Cods]

800, 800 right now between my legs. Lean the seat back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, if this diesel truck Saturday, that's fine with me. Here's another one. Yeah, here they come. It's so funny. Whatever we talk about, we getting more of. I love diesel trucks. That's my favorite thing to buy, to tell you the truth. But that and highline luxury cars, exotics.

[Dr. Cods]

I was going to ask you, did you have a cool car of the week? Cuz a couple weeks ago you had an amazing Porsche. You had a Lamborghini with Ferrari. Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have anything real heavy right now? We got some M4s. I just had another M4 pop up. M4s are weird BMWs. We had some cool vets, but anything real heavy, 100 GS. I don't, I don't know of anything in the pipeline at this moment.

[Turley]

Next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week we've got some Porsche. Oh, we got a Porsche. Oh yeah, we got that GT3 Porsche. It's about 120,000, 125,000 actually. I have it in the garage sitting there under wraps.

[Dr. Cods]

Who gets to drive that around? Because I know there's logistic things that you got to move these cars. Who gets to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Connie got to drive that one up from San Antonio. Okay.

[Dr. Cods]

Somebody you trust.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have, we have a, we have a nice Corvette that came out of San Antonio. We're finally starting to buy some cars out of San Antonio. People when we start this stuff, they never believe it's real. And then it, then it starts and it starts working too good to be true. We've only been doing it for. I've been doing it 22 years. I've been doing it on broadcast airwaves for 11. So I think by now if it wasn't real, you would be able to see things online that would. Did you know Our review ratings? 98%.

[Dr. Cods]

I saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see some of our competitors, no names. Review ratings? It's not 90, it's like 98. It's like the reciprocal of 98%. Yeah. The only thing, the only complaints we have are people bitching that like there's about five total.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're. One of them's like, well, they got here, and they didn't pay me. Because your car engine was banging. That's why. And you forgot to tell us. And they wrote back. Well, you didn't ask that.

[Turley]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we did, actually. On the form, it says, is there anything wrong with it? You said, no.

[Dr. Cods]

Does it drive? Well, he drove right before it went in the tank.

[Bobbo]

What's the old. The old Latin, JD Let the buyer beware. Yes.

[Dr. Cods]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

What do they say?

[Dr. Cods]

Let the buyer is beware. You get there. And that's in this case.

[Bobbo]

Unlike other businesses, you are the buyer, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're the customer, damn it.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really? That's what we can say. Does it tell him? The good news is, is that he's still got his. His car, and we've still got our money. It's kind of.

[Dr. Cods]

It doesn't happen very often. Most people are very honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had something weird happen. Not. I mean, so my grandfather was a really big part of my life. Y. But he died when I was in fourth grade, and I haven't ever seen a video of him or his voice since.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were watching before the Cowboys game at the family Thanksgiving thing. Whipped out some old videos, and it freaked me out.

[Dr. Cods]

You actually have a video of him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it freaked me out.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't just. Just. This guy's just such a. It just. He was such a big deal to me. Taught me how to drive. I mean, I just. You know, Nolan rides me everywhere.

[Dr. Cods]

Right? Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was that way with him all the time. He was. Yeah. He was just everything to me, and I just hadn't seen him in so long.

[Dr. Cods]

What is the video of?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just him sitting at the dinner table with Bunny Buddy Markham, the guy that used to own Buddy's grocery store.

[Dr. Cods]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was really. Yeah. And they were out at the house, and it was at our house, so I live in his house.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was our house, and it was my grandparents when I was a kid. There's a picture of me on a motorcycle video, me riding a motorcycle. Like, hey, y' all want to see me?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Papa Wheelie.

[Dr. Cods]

That's so cool. But it really had to be a cool moment, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I need to see some more videos of him. I hope that I should dig some up, because that. That was weird. I don't know. I mean, grandparents are a big deal. Yeah, they're a real big deal when they do write in their part of their lives.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, yeah, they can be in. My mom's gone, so my kids really don't have any grandparents.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except the ones in Denmark, and they don't see them that often.

[Dr. Cods]

How often do they go there? Once a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once a year? Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Yeah, I. I will take that cocktail. Go ahead and bring it on over here.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Bloody Mary. Yeah. Tell them to mix up. Put a little Worcestershire and hot sauce in it.

[Dr. Cods]

When did you get the. The bartender Tinder in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's a holiday weekend. It's a holiday weekend. So, Turley, tell me. We've got a buyer that worked here forever.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had a family merge. She had to go back to Houston. And he's working from his office in Houston.

[Turley]

It's really his bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so he's sitting, but he sat right next to his team leader in the buyer room for a year. For the past two years. So they had each other six inches between each. Each other. But now they're on Skype. Yeah. And. And they're just sitting there talking on.

[Turley]

Skype all day the whole time. Yeah. Robert, he's not a big talker. He's business. Straight business. But, man, he just the other day when the first time we had this buyer up on this Skype, he was spending 10 minutes just straight BSing about, what are you doing for the holiday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Turley]

Okay. I was like, robert, you don't have to talk to the buyer.

[Dr. Cods]

Well, he's right here in my face.

[Turley]

That's exactly what he said. Well, he's just looking at. So you can turn off the video camera. Camera and mute it. You don't have to stare at him. He's like. Well, there's a lot of background noise. Which is true, because I did yesterday catch some type of noise in the background. His. He's in the bedroom and you can hear his girlfriend. Like, she's getting up and I'm get up, you know, making those kind of noises.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time was this. Because y' all don't get in till 9. You do, but they don't.

[Turley]

This was like 11 o' clock when she was waking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she working nights? Have you ever herded cats, Jeff? J.D.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And this is part of his 11 o'. Clock. Sleepy. Yeah, it's a holiday weekend, Right.

[Dr. Cods]

Staying up late, watching a movie on lifetime. No doubt.

[Bobbo]

11 o', clock, channel 6am in Houston.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, there it is. We forgot the time change.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot the time change between Dallas and Houston.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the zoning requirements and the Topless joints are a lot looser down there, too. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Dr. Cods]

We should go. We should do a remote down there again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sonny, bring this up. And this is no joke. So I think it's the 15th or the 14th, so of December. I believe we're working on a deal for all of us to go to Houston on that Thursday.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, that'd be so much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

And doing a event down there. We've never done a listener party. This is not official. This is discussed yesterday.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So next week we'll get on there and start promoting this if we're going to do it. But they asked me a while back, do you want to do a deal at the Improv? Like have a. We've never done an in person in Houston, Texas. Been on there seven years. So we might do something on that day because we're gonna kill two birds with one stone. So we'll already be down there in that evening. We'll do a listener party. We'll do a small one. I mean, it's not like we can fill up a damn big place, but improvised. You might be surprised. Yeah, be fun.

[Dr. Cods]

Be a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've got a lot of long term one.

[Dr. Cods]

Why we don't go down there more.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you would come to our listener party in Houston, Texas on a Thursday night, December 15th, call in.

[Turley]

I want to do a little 14th, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

14Th. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Ray Donald in San Antonio's got a 17F 250 with 12,000 miles leather roof. Nav. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it sure is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've ever heard us?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because we're all. We've only been down there, I think six weeks now. How do we fit in on the airwaves in San Antonio, Texas?

[Caller]

Y' all doing good, man. A lot of people listen to you down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good. That's great to hear. A 17. Is this thing like 50, 55 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I need a little more than that. I got. I put the ranch hand replacement bumpers on the front and back and the toolbox on it. So that's about 2,500 that I put on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a ranch hand toolbox?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got a real.

[Caller]

It's a weather guard, but ranch hand sells it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Would you like to keep it?

[Caller]

No toolbox. All I want to do is get rid of this work, get back in a Silverado. This was the worst mistake ever made in my damn life.

[John Clay Wolf]

See I disagree. I disagree. But that's what makes the car world go around, is everybody's different opinions. I'm just. I like that better than the Chevy. But it don't matter, matter what I think.

[Caller]

Hey, I traded in a 2015 Silverado Duramax for this, and I hated it. From the time I drove it off the lot, I've been kicking myself in the ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a king rancher lariat, Larry. All right. Kicking myself in the ass. I'm looking that up in the book. Hold on a second. How many miles? 12,000 miles. What color is it? Oh, we're not allowed to talk about color on the radio. Hold on.

[Dr. Cods]

Cars. It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 17 diesel. Hang on just a second. I got this screwed up. How much is it, boss? Oh, we got a heart out at the top of the hour. Donald. Go to givemetheven.com and lay it in there, and my system will bid it. No, it's over 50,000, so my system won't automatically bid it. But when I get off the air, I want to look at some pictures of it, and I'll email you an offer letter. Okay, that goes for anybody. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf by Carson Radio.

[Bobbo]

Even though he's only the bass player, he rationalized taking two thirds of his band's money because, one, he founded Iron Eagle, and two, his cousin's sister's boyfriend owned the venue that booked the gig. Every day off at the lake involves a bass boat and a trolling motor, because though he fancies himself a fisherman, in reality, he's just a drunk. He thinks Time magazine's Man of the Year should be, without a doubt, Kid Rock. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast, the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

By g.com Derek, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in Katy right now, but I live in Humble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's on your mind?

[Caller]

Oh, you're just asking about the listener party. I wanted to say, hell, yeah, I would definitely come to that if it popped up in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, there's one vote for a listener party.

[Turley]

One Christmas party. We can have one person there at least.

[Dr. Cods]

I've had three already on Facebook say they'd be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Derek will be there. Tony, Tony, would you be there?

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Houston also, man. I'm calling in about the listening party. I can't pass up a chance to smoke weed with Randy the chipmunk. That's just not happening. I mean, I want to party with Tony Romo's father. Let's get messed up, man. Let's get to the strip club. Let's do it from a strip club.

[Bobbo]

I think you are going to be very disappointed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, can you. And can you. Can you line up some gals to come to the listener party? Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

So many girls love Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston tips better. Houston's awesome. Tony, are you a good tipper?

[Caller]

Good, good tipper, man. Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good tipper. I think I know Tony. Oh, do you think you know Tony? Tony?

[Commercial Announcer]

Is this Tony?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony T. Tony Tiger.

[Caller]

Oh, my God. I think me, Hannah, and Randy have smoked together outside the club.

[Bobbo]

No, you need to stay away from that little rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station do you listen to us on down there, Tony?

[Caller]

I use. I used to be on 97.5, but 94 comes in better and it stays on longer. 94. 5, I think it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. The buzzard. The buzz. The buzz.

[Caller]

Kill the buzz. 94. 5, the buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys need to lighten up. I'm like. Your station's named after getting stoned and drunk. Yeah.

[Caller]

Hey, that's how we brought. Listen, the exit near my house is called Attic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Humble. You know, I wonder if it'd be like a Stevens and Pruitt party.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, those were a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got used to those. And we have some friends from the Stevens and Pruitt world. Maybe we'll put something fun together. All right, Tony, thanks for. Thanks for always.

[Turley]

He was making our Christmas party.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was going to compliment us, and I hung up on him. I'm sorry. I'm always up for a compliment.

[Dr. Cods]

Jimmy Pruitt at Christmas parties, I went to his house, and he'd had people with, swear to God, machine guns at the front door. I'm not even kidding.

[Bobbo]

I'm not even kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a Dallas.

[Dr. Cods]

That was Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was an 80.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Mid-80s. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lee at 06F350 with 260, 000 miles. If it's all there and it's all okay, I'll give five grand. But we're going to inspect the. We got to inspect the drive line of this thing. Heavy duty, because they. And it might Be worth more than that. It's just the six liters have so many damn mechanical problems. You there, Lee? Lee, go to givemetheven.com and load that one up and we'll start talking offline because I've got to ask a lot of questions about the mechanical mechanics of this rig.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com and David. An 05 Cadillac STS with a buck 40. It's got a North Star in it. And they just don't bring anything? No, really, they just don't do any money. I mean they're. You know, if I gave you two grand for it, I'd be surprised if I got all my money back after expenses.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[Caller]

I mean it runs well. Nothing wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a mild out caddy and they just have no resale. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Pam. Pam. Pam. Pam in Houston. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you come to a listener's party?

[Caller]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will. She will.

[Caller]

I work right down the street from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Ram 1500 quad cab SLT with a buck 25 on it. Does it have the 20 inch wheels or the 18s?

[Caller]

20S.

[John Clay Wolf]

20S. Average, rough or clean on the truck?

[Caller]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

It's in clean condition. One person, owner, myself and I was the only one that drove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Hemi or the other one?

[Caller]

It's a 5.7 liter hemi.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to say 6,000, but I don't want to overdo it. The money's 5 to 6,000. 6,000 of it's all yay.

[Turley]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, great. Probably 5. It's between 5 and 6. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See?

[Caller]

Okay, I did that on Wednesday and.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one called me back Wednesday because. What was that? Wednesday afternoon?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. We just got behind because everybody bugged out for the Thanksgiving holiday and Turley brought beer into the buyer's room. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. Don't lie.

[Turley]

It was a hurricane.

[Caller]

Holidays are all about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then. And so they all started kind of screwing off on Tuesday. On. On Wednesday afternoon. And then Thursday happened, you know, and then yesterday was very half ass as well. And we're just now getting back to full breaths, so. But I will right back because the system automatically emails you a deal back right back. Say, John said you better call me back or you're gonna get fired.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Aaron, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, what's on your so y' all do that party. I will bring the BP powder.

[John Clay Wolf]

BC powder for Baba. Hey Bobbo, just in case you get the the hangover blues. Never again we have we somebody what that sounded like and if you're you're sure it's safe.

[Bobbo]

I'll get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But go to givemetheven.com. what city are you in right now?

[Dr. Cods]

Dog?

[Bobbo]

I said dog.

[Dr. Cods]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Bobo snorting bc.

[Dr. Cods]

What did that feel like immediately? Was it a burn? Did it hurt? It like a punch in the face.

[Bobbo]

It. Not immediately, but it. It hurt really bad pretty quick.

[Dr. Cods]

Like what kind of hurt? Burn or a pain? There's a difference.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I just wonder because both at once.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Dr. Cods, I see you. Dr. Cods, I see you. I know you want to do your. You do your. Dear Abby.

[Dr. Cods]

Good morning, Johnny. We got some life advice for folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Dr. Cods]

People have been writing us letters on Facebook and giving us all kinds of advice. And I have advice to help people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Through BABA would like to speak with Dr. Cods. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Thoughtful life advice from our own doctor of love, life and well being. Here's Dr. Cox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Dr. Cods]

Hey. This week we got a letter from a man in Washington D.C. having trouble at work. And he writes, Dear Dr. Cox, it seems I have misunderstood a few subtle advances from female staff members at my job. Come to find out, it really is a big deal when you touch folks with no warning or permission. Any idea how I can get out of this pickle? Signed, Charlie Rose. Dear Sorry, Charlie, nobody cool watched you on pbs. Anyway, go look in the mirror and realize you are nasty. Keep your old wrinkled hands to yourself and go sit in the corner with Joe Barton. Love from me, Dr. Cods to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Dr. Cods]

We got a lot of those this week. A lot of people in trouble at work. Lots of folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people are coming out. It's like Diana Ross is hit in 1979. It's not about gay people.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not. We got another one later from another guy that got in trouble at work as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason. A dually ram Longhorn Cummins four wheel drive with 70,000 miles on it. Is it a Mega Cab or a Crew Cab?

[Caller]

It's a Mega Cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Longhorn Laramie Mega. All the goodies. Leather roof, Nav. Are you selling it or trading it in?

[Caller]

Selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 37,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 72,000 miles on it, not 42.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably around 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. I lost it. JD don't hang up on him like that.

[Dr. Cods]

That was my little finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just you can buy a new one for 60. Yeah, I know. Sticker 72. But remember, they just dodge, dude. They rebate them like.

[Dr. Cods]

Like Chevy's too. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they rebate them heavier than like government programs. Like Lone Star cars. I mean, I might go 40, but. But we're 10 GS off, right? Big mile diesels do bring 40 grand's a lot of money for a 70,000 mile anything. In my opinion, it is.

[Dr. Cods]

But the diesels last forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Bobbo]

My cousin Timmy's been checking his mailbox every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this for his Chevrolet Check.

[Bobbo]

It's me, Nerville Gilmore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nerville Gilmore.

[Bobbo]

I thought I'd come see if y' all needed any cleaning up in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The janitor.

[Dr. Cods]

Janitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, we kind of got it. We've got Carrie that comes through once a week and. And sings his tunes.

[Dr. Cods]

And you may want to spruce up around the bar over here.

[Bobbo]

Did y' all have a Thanksgiving dinner up here?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we did not. What did you do?

[Bobbo]

I thought you might have a leftover yam or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leftover yam? I've got some pig's ass over there. I brought some ham.

[Bobbo]

Hey, that sound good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's that spiral ham. You know, candy.

[Dr. Cods]

Good stuff.

[Bobbo]

Is it how you cook it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are you good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cook? Never.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You get a little sage and butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And whiskey on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That big ass works real good. Let your charcoal get almost all the way down and set it on fire. That whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then just eat it while it's on fire. You won't even taste it now. You can burn your teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Nerva, we got Randy the chipmunk. Randy, step up here. I want to talk to you guys. John and Austin. An 09 Lexus RX350 with a bucko fives worth 8,008.

[Caller]

Yeah, a little lower than David Cassidy in a casket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, people call it with bunk cars to get on the air and have punchlines. You gotta love it.

[Bobbo]

Six feet, right, Randy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, everybody.

[Dr. Cods]

Hey, buddy. Happy X Thanksgiving. Late Thanksgiving.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes, thank you. I'm stuffed to the gill. Morris.

[John Clay Wolf]

You what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Something my. Cut. My. My friend. My step cousin told me that they got confused in the show is when we jump to characters and they're not in on it. This is Randy the chipmunk. He's a friend of the show. He lives a hard life and he comes and tells us his story.

[Dr. Cods]

It's not easy being a chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where's this? Lesbians is looking for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah. They were looking for. For you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I couldn't handle it right now. I'm full.

[Dr. Cods]

You're.

[Bobbo]

Look at this.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, you are. Look at your belly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I ain't kidding. That is all nut, all nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cuz of Thanksgiving.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah. I bet you had a big, big meal, did you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I really celebrate it. Just like people do.

[Dr. Cods]

You do?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Eating and sleeping and pillaging.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

First we have a big old feast.

[Dr. Cods]

Do you really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Up in the tree.

[Dr. Cods]

You guys eat what? Turkey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Turkey?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah. Do you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, God, no.

[Dr. Cods]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No. We wouldn't know where to start.

[Dr. Cods]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You ever been around a turkey?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, I kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're just crazy.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. You try to talk to a turkey sometime, right? They're like the Pentecostals of the animal world.

[Dr. Cods]

I wouldn't know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everything they say is like.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, that's. I didn't know that was like fresh, frustrated and confused.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And besides that, every chipmunk knows in an omnivorous environment.

[Dr. Cods]

Omnivorous?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

A turkey will eat your ass. No, we usually splurge on the nut of all nuts, which is on account of the Cajun.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Give us a genuine super nut. Y' all call it coconut.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, coconuts. Coconut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So we love it. But it's a challenge, I guess. Bit of a challenge. I mean, we literally can't buy them legally.

[Dr. Cods]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because the only cashier that'll check out a wild aminal is the night guy at 7:11. And they ain't got no coconut.

[Dr. Cods]

They don't care.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So you gotta steal one.

[Dr. Cods]

You gotta steal a coconut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Best place where is in the produce department at that Aldi.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, Aldi.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all know about the Aldi?

[Dr. Cods]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause anywhere else, a line of chipmunks rolling a bunch of coconuts out the door would be fairly conspicuous.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But at the housing right, nobody seems to notice nothing.

[Dr. Cods]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody there is just kind of sad and quiet, you know?

[Dr. Cods]

How would a chipmunk even get into a coconut? I was.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, duh.

[Dr. Cods]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at my.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See this bottom piece right here?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, well, the coconut's got them tiny holes.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The little bit chipmunk's got the perfect mouth to gnaw in there. We. I mean, we converge on it like a bunch of vampires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Gnaw it down for hours.

[Dr. Cods]

Gosh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Which in an otherwise hectic and deadly life is something us chipmunks can be really thankful for. That and good weed.

[Dr. Cods]

Coconut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy coconut. No, no, no coconut sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, I've got to go out in 45 seconds so I can do this one real quick. A17 Volvo X. It says XE, but you mean X. Did he mean XC90?

[Caller]

XC60.

[John Clay Wolf]

60. So it's a two. It's a two wheel. Is it a cross country.

[Caller]

Not sure what you mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's a cross country version. Is it a four wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller]

Oh, no, it's. It's two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant front wheel drive. Front wheel drive. That's what I meant. Okay. And it's a. There's a dynamic, a platinum and a premier package or a base.

[Caller]

It's the T5 inscription. I'm not sure if you see that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number in, send me a couple of pictures, then I'll. I can't bid it if I don't know which model it is. That's why the VIN numbers help us so much. Where. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, load it up. It'll. The system will bid it immediately and I want to buy it. If you want to sell it, I'm a buyer. I love Volvos. Love them, love them, love them. My name is John Clay wolf. Be right back.

[Announcer]

With more of the John Clay wolf show after this. Presented by givemethe.vin.com.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna bid some cars real quick and fast. Everybody go to givemetheven.com after they've heard my bid and confirm this and we will email an offer letter. Mick granberry. Does this 300,000 mile Dodge Cummins have four wheel drive? No, it does not average rough or clean condition on a 991 ton.

[Caller]

It's rough. It doesn't have a bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand bucks, maybe two. Lewis, a 13 Jeep Sahara with 58 in leather. Is it a four door or two door.

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's lifted.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 low 20s. Low 20s. Go to gimmetheven.com and build it with all the options. And then the system will give you a specific number. Julie. A 15 Hyundai Azera with 35 leather nav. Is it limited? Limited?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Burgundy. That wine color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Same kind of wine. You like to drink?

[Caller]

No, I like light wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what they say about a woman who orders white wine? I'm easy.

[Caller]

You ought to be drinking beer instead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm easy. You know what you say about one that orders a white Russian? I'm real easy. Hey. Okay, so we've got a base with leather nav. A Zara. This is a thirteen thousand dollar car, Julie. Thirteen thousand on the. On the red wine. Hyundai. I'm sure the payoff's more than that, eddie. Does this Chrysler 200 really have 150, 000 miles? Yes, it does. Holy hell. Three grand. Maybe. Yeah. Three grand. Three grand. One more we don't have time for. Matt, please load this car into givemetheven.com I'm out of time. But I want to. I want to buy it. The 96,000mile Laramie four wheel drive. All right, thanks. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, because it's morning. That makes sense.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com 800. 800 radio. Give me the vin.com 800, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning Saturday morning. 10:30 for those of y' all listen to the radio instead of look at a clock. Is it 10:30 or is it 11:30?

[Dr. Cods]

It's 10:30.

[Bobbo]

10:34.

[John Clay Wolf]

10:34.

[Bobbo]

What time is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm cold. Daddy, what time is it? I'm cold.

[Bobbo]

Don't know what time it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's father's in the studio with us this morning. He's got a little Thanksgiving story to Tell. We've all been telling Thanksgiving stories all morning except Hurley. He didn't want to talk about the Appalachian story.

[Turley]

Romero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Romario.

[Bobbo]

Buenos dias.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buenos dias to you too. Jesus.

[Bobbo]

Send your wolf. I think I like your espanol very much. You have come a long, long way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the Dallas Caballeros? Wow, wow, wow.

[Bobbo]

What a Thanksgiving game. Luckily, my son Antonio, he hovered the bigger broadcaster for Los Guaqueros versus the ex San Diego new and improved Los Angeles Chargers later that day, which was a blue de bath of. How do you say, Epic proportion.

[Dr. Cods]

It was pretty bad.

[Bobbo]

So we have the traditional dinner on the evening after the game. I don't know if Tony can have handled the raw heartbreak and sense of hopelessness of that game after. After his terrifying experience at his mother's tablet this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? His mother's what?

[Bobbo]

Table of tablets. You see that? The table. Yeah, I see that. The head of the tablet. Because I am the father. Right. And Antonio says two down on the left.

[Dr. Cods]

I gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Jaime's here?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, I mean, he's over here.

[Bobbo]

The Candace, she's there.

[Dr. Cods]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

Little Phillips and Rivers. And we have a kid tape.

[Dr. Cods]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

Okay. You know, Antonio have always been very afraid of the turkey de la norte Americano.

[Dr. Cods]

North American turkey. No, I didn't.

[Bobbo]

Yes, when he was only a little quarterback.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

His mother, who is Polish, in her defense.

[Satan]

Correct.

[Bobbo]

She always insists on keeping the live turkey in the backyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

For a couple of months.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I feed it the corn, feed it.

[Dr. Cods]

The grain, get it ready.

[Bobbo]

Make a big fat son of a bitch of a turkey. Yeah, this is nice for every boat.

[Dr. Cods]

Corn. Yeah, that's good.

[Bobbo]

And she uses her polish cooking skills. And they put all kinds of things. I don't even know. There's apples and potatoes.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

At least celery. Some kind of. It smells like a gasoline.

[Dr. Cods]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

One night, and at this time, when we lived in Burlington, Wisconsin, we lived in a little duplication complex. Was right after I got out of the Navy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

The turkey is very warm. You would not believe in the month of July, it was still so warm at night, even though we are practically at the North Pole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Jaime opened the window on. On his. His room he shared with his brother Antonio. And the. The turkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

He make his way into the room.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, he got in half.

[Bobbo]

And Jaime, you know, Jaime is not the most smoothie spoon in the drawer.

[Dr. Cods]

No, he's not.

[Bobbo]

Jaime. Dean. Oh, I better close the window. Well, the turkey terrified them in their room. He peck at them.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

Scratch them. And he flapped his wings like his turkey nose and terrified him all night long. Finally, Tony throw his Star wars death star playset at the turkey and it killed him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he killed the turkey.

[Bobbo]

He threw even back then. And he was only sort like a. Like a pitch back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Only six yards. He throw the Death Star play set 71 yards per hour. Knocking the turkey's head right off. On this is like the final scene of the. Of the carry the movie with the blood all over the station. The heavy blood is going everywhere. It looks like a multi python sketch. Right. And they are terrified.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So on Thanksgiving, Tony is always very reserved about the turkey. We have to. We don't serve a hole on the table with the head gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You know, we slice to nice pieces. He and Jaime always love the thing about the wishbone, but something about. I think she either cooked it too long or not long enough. Have you ever seen a wishy bone explode?

[Satan]

No.

[Bobbo]

This is what happens. And no one expect this.

[Dr. Cods]

No.

[Bobbo]

This is like a firecracker in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did that happen?

[Bobbo]

Have you ever had a firecracker in your own way?

[Dr. Cods]

Never ever.

[Bobbo]

I guarantee you will be very afraid. I bet. Antoni when the wishbone explodes at first, the first flame, then he tried to protect his children. He knocked them down off of their chairs and he take it to Turkey. A beautiful $49.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Slice of turkey breast. And he throw it from the dining room through the casual bar area into his mother's living room, out the front back window, all the way through the house. 86 yards in a high ty spiral. Charles Haley, who he invite to his Thanksgiving dinner this year with many other greats of the Dallas Cowboys say that is one pass I could never intercept. Everyone is so Shaq and Tony, he have to take his medication again. So he have been asleep since Thursday night about nine. It's terrible time. So first of all, never let a Polish person prepare your turkey. And please be careful with your children.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For Mary Romo, everyone. Thank you for holiday story.

[Dr. Cods]

Heartwarming was such a mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800. 800 radio calling if you want to get your car truck bid going into the last segment for some cities. Be right back.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you. And John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to gimmetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. You can now you can go to givemetheven.com and give John your license plate number. And the system will immediately issue a price right there. Givemetheven.com they've completely changed the car business.

[Bobbo]

Give me the vi.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the bin.

[Announcer]

Givemethe bin.com and now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj.dj. but black, Latino or other.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm looking through my files. I think I got another one for y'. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't talk, don't talk over them. What'd you say, Bob?

[Bobbo]

But you got everything you need for a Pittsburgh Steeler party though, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pittsburgh Steeler party streamers and tablecloth.

[Bobbo]

I bet you got some Batman party favors.

[Dr. Cods]

Cuz he works at Parties City.

[Bobbo]

You know what they got at Party City? No, I'm not kidding. Milton Bradley has especially manufactured an oversized twister mat for. For fat ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Wait, you're talking over him?

[Bobbo]

For fat ladies. It's like 18ft wide the thing and they've, they've built in a spinner on the side. And every time you get a crossover limb in place, you get a treat.

[Dr. Cods]

It drops a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this true?

[Turley]

Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K? Do y' all have that at Party City?

[DJ Pre K]

I haven't seen it in stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do at Party City? Tell me about your job.

[DJ Pre K]

I do a little bit of everything. You know, I'm a supervisor so I make sure everything runs smoothly when I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what, what's some of the drama? What's some of the pressure? The stress created from that job?

[DJ Pre K]

The stress is, you know, people coming in wanting a hundred damn balloons within like 10 minutes. You know, that's, that's our major problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how do you, how do you deliver? I mean because this is a high.

[DJ Pre K]

Demand society that is going to take a lot longer than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the part time employees eat all the peeps.

[DJ Pre K]

Hella candy. You know, we, we'd be munching on that candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you would rather, you would rather work for Party City then learn a career in the auto industry?

[DJ Pre K]

It's just too far of a drive, man. Dallas every day. I just can't do it from Azel, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you still live with your mom? Do you still live with moms?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you had to factor that in because that is probably rent free. Is that the rent free package?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, my mama hooks me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you live in the basement or do you have your own room?

[DJ Pre K]

I got my own room.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you meet a little gal and you want to bring her home? How's that work?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, I'm old enough to get a hotel. I got a credit card.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Are you allowed to bring girlfriends over to mom's house?

[DJ Pre K]

You know, if she right, you know, I ain't got a problem meeting her, bringing her to meet my mama, but you know, I ain't meet a lot of ladies that are right yet.

[Bobbo]

Hell yeah. Show them your cake decorating skills.

[John Clay Wolf]

So give me another black, white, Latin or other.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, y', all, I got another one for y' all from Columbus, Ohio. I got a man in court who swore that he ain't have no money. He was going ahead and telling everybody he was indigent, but as they were like processing them and all this, you know, he. He was facing some prison charges after a drug charge, but they, uh, processing them and they found $4,000 on them. So they went ahead and said, well, you. You obviously ain't indigent, so we're giving you the max fine of $20,000. Plus we gonna just sit your ass in jail. So what y' all think? Black, white, Latino?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's party city. Employee got that cash. Are you using that as a platform to swap off your rap city.

[DJ Pre K]

Sometimes.

[Dr. Cods]

Be nice to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is a guy that had a bunch of money was lying. White, black. What city? What city?

[DJ Pre K]

Columbus, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what was the. It was drugs?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it was initially a drug charge. You know, he was facing about six years in prison, but he tried to go the indigent route. Say, you know, I want. I ain't got nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm gonna go with a white.

[DJ Pre K]

Easy on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ain't too fly for a white guy.

[Turley]

Yeah, it sounds like some hustle there.

[Dr. Cods]

I gotta go Hispanic, some. For some reason, I don't freaking America. Do you?

[Bobbo]

Okay, hide that money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, what's the verdict?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, it sounds to me like we got a white man here. 36 year old Lawrence Knox.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Columbus, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm batting a thousand this morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ, before you leave today, we need to talk about this off air. This is. I. I'm. I'm worried about you and your future.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, let's get it then.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do it. Dr. Cods, you have a Another update for us this morning, Johnny.

[Dr. Cods]

Yes, we do have another level. We have an intro.

[Bobbo]

And now thoughtful life advice from our own doctor of love, life and well being. Here's Dr. Cos.

[Dr. Cods]

Thank you very much. And we get another letter, another one from Washington D.C. believe it or not, this one's from a guy who just calls himself the Dawn. I don't know who it could be. Dear Dr. Cos, he writes, this week I found out I was not be Time magazine's person of the year. So I told everyone I took myself out of the running and didn't want their silly award anyway. Do you think they know I'm lying? Signed, you don't know me, but I'm kind of a really huge deal. Dear Air farce one. While you're at it, why don't you tell Rolling Stones you don't want to be a rock star of the year. Oh, the Academy. You don't want the Oscar or Melania, you don't want any Whoopi because you ain't getting none of those either. You keep your own hands to your own cods, buddy, and do that comb over. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for those cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Donald Trump wrote you a letter?

[Dr. Cods]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

On our little.

[Dr. Cods]

I'm not sure who that was. It just says the Dawn. I don't know who it was.

[Turley]

That was his tweet that he sent to you.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, you were talking off air and we stopped you because I want to hear your Thanksgiving story.

[Bobbo]

What did I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

You said your dad shot a turkey on Thanksgiving.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I'll never shoot a turkey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

When I was. I think I had to be nine or 10 years old, my dad, we. We actually deer hunting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he shot a turkey. You know, the season's coincide. So we brought this home and it couldn't have been after 9 or 10 in the morning. And we picked and we plucked and we boiled and we screwed it around with that turkey all damn day. I've never seen a bigger mess or more work in my life. And I mean, I'm serious. Unless. Unless the machine breaks down and we all wind up back there on the ridge where we come from. I will never. I will never shoot a turkey.

[Dr. Cods]

It's a lot of work.

[Bobbo]

Too much work, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too much work and horrible.

[Dr. Cods]

Crazy part is they sell those in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The store and they don't taste that good. The wild ones.

[Bobbo]

No, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

This one was good.

[Dr. Cods]

Two words, butter ball.

[Bobbo]

But we worked our ass off My poor mom. I'd ruin Thanksgiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you medicate yourself over the Thanksgiving holiday?

[Bobbo]

No, no, I'm not. I'm not so much doing that anymore, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kent told me that I should take everybody that works for us and have their meds or their dope or whatever. One day, everybody just bring it in and put it on the conference table just so we could see what one day's supply looks like. Everybody's. Lithium or whatever. Do you take anything? Do you take any mind altering drugs?

[Bobbo]

Bo, this is gonna. This is gonna make you laugh, man. All I'm taking is prenatal vitamins.

[Dr. Cods]

Prenatal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, it's true. Because I'm trying to get my hair to grow long enough so I can give it away. That's why I've got really long hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Because it's going to an organization called Wigs for Kids.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay. That's cool.

[Bobbo]

And I just can't. You got to have a 12 inch ponytail when it's all bunched out. I just could get little fishes and my stylist, Angie Brown. Angie, Christmas now, okay, Said take prenatal vitamins and it'll grow. And it has. It has gotten longer, but it's not very quick weekly. It's taking a long time.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So I don't use anything. I haven't. I quit whiskey, like, six weeks ago.

[Dr. Cods]

Are you still off that?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

Are you just doing what? Beer and wine.

[Bobbo]

Red wine.

[Dr. Cods]

Red wine only red wine.

[Turley]

I'll tell you who didn't quit whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Turley]

Did you hear Trump when he pardoned the turkey? No, he sounded just a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little bit more. He's very upset. Over the past 10 months, Melanie and I have had the pleasure of welcoming many, many special visitors.

[Dr. Cods]

And along the way, a few very strange birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Drumstick. Oh, Drumstick. I think he's going to be very happy.

[Turley]

Yes. I think he's drinking before he pardoned the turkeys area.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we had everybody bring their meds in the day before the Christmas party and line them up on the table, we could do like a white elephant Christmas.

[Bobbo]

No, you can't.

[Dr. Cods]

That's illegal. No, you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't be like, hey, man, I'm gonna. I'm gonna knock off that. I'm gonna go for that Percocet over there, dog. And they can have this birth control pill.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Throw them all in a bowl and.

[Dr. Cods]

Everybody pick something out. Yeah. It's a real bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Bobo's? He hadn't turned his in yet. Well, I ain't trading until I see what Bobbo's got.

[Dr. Cods]

When we had the radio show in Dallas, we had a doctor that helped us a lot. And I had a bag full one day. We did that. We pulled all the stuff out of my bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, it was ridiculous. All the. Oh, stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were enjoying your pills.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, I had 10 or 12 prescriptions for different things. He would have written us for heroin if he could have. He wrote anything. Hey, I got an answer. I got a pill for that. Hey, my age quit. Here's a pill for that. Well, I'm tired. Here's a bill for that. Now I'm sleepy. Here's a pill for that. One to wake up, one to go to sleep, one to the anxiety.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you went to rehab, you said the radio station paid for it?

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, absolutely. Thank you cbs. I love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I was going to remind you guys that the market is fixing to turn up on these cars again. We went ahead and cranked our system up. So if you go to givemetheven.com I added, I added it'll quote higher prices than it did yesterday. Yesterday.

[Dr. Cods]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

What.

[Dr. Cods]

What part of the year? Why? Because just the end of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

September, October, November are the lowest times of the year for car prices. And then it starts, people start stocking up thinking spring Christmas season, it's, it's. We're not in the full blown spring market by any stretch but it starts ramping up now. So. Hey, givemetheven.com I bumped all the bids. We've got a master control of sure. Where the kids computer bids the cars right. And we increase the bids across the board. Cuz it's time to start buying heavier so you'll get more for your car. Givethe vin.com than you would have yesterday.

[Dr. Cods]

And you can have the VIN or the license plate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may be too early with it, I may not. I don't know. But I'm ready to get some stuff bought. That's what we do. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Turley. Have we fin. Have we figured the Christmas party out yet?

[Turley]

Not quite. We're working on it. It's either going to be the 9th or the 16th. One of those two Saturdays. So it's coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's the 16th Saturday. Yeah, that's gonna be a long week. If we go do that thing in Houston, it would be.

[Turley]

Yeah, it would be a long week. At least it'd be spread out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's gonna need extra Meds.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday night.

[Dr. Cods]

That's the first time we've had one on a Saturday.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be.

[Turley]

It's just a little bit more productivity happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

If we do it that way, because Saturday morning, the next day is terrible.

[Caller]

Terrible.

[Turley]

And for the productivity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was everyone complaining yesterday about having to work yesterday?

[Turley]

No, because it was the old Ward car dogs that was working yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So other guys are used to it. The trench guys. Yeah, the. The Fruit Loops were off. The Fruit Loops were off. Yes.

[Turley]

Well, JD Came in, though.

[Dr. Cods]

I was here. I was hanging around. I was hanging out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

Yeah, he came in there. He's like, okay, can I help you guys out with anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, sure, why not? You know, we're not.

[Turley]

We're not on there yet, but okay, sure. Come on.

[Dr. Cods]

All kinds of writing to do. 80s Dr. Gods but don't write themselves. Maybe they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do because they write into you. You just have to write the answer.

[Dr. Cods]

That is true.

[Bobbo]

They do write.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football, football, football. Saturday, this is the day to watch college football. If you're into it, you already know this. If you're not, turn it on.

[Dr. Cods]

This will be the best game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alabama and Auburn for sure. The iron goal, because Auburn's going to win and they're going to take their. Alabama's going to throw their mulligan here today. We're out of time on some stations. We're coming back with our number four in a minute. You can get the podcast@john claywolf.com or iTunes. We're still streaming, and we're streaming on grapevine.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, kgvr. Grapevine.com. kgvr, which is grapevineradio.com and you can stream us the next hour.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just Google. If you Google something, that's what they do.

[Dr. Cods]

Kgvr, Google.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Back with more of what you love. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, good team who's playing right now, 4th and 2. Gators versus Florida State.

[Turley]

Yeah, neither team's very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you what was good was the damn Texas Tech UT game last night.

[Turley]

Not as good as Central Florida versus Southern Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was unbelievable.

[Turley]

College game of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was stupid. I. Did you see Colin Cowherd's tweet? No, I. I just saw a rock concert, a track meet in a football game all in one setting.

[Turley]

Good. That was a good description of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was so in the final minutes. Okay, I forgot which team did what one drives, you know, 90 yards for touchdown.

[Turley]

UFC.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you Gonna do now?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they kick off, they get it back, throw a 90 yard pass. Touchdown. Okay, we're back. Go for two. Okay. Boom. Now what are you gonna do?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, kickoff. We're gonna run it back for touchdowns. It was just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Who won?

[Turley]

Central Florida one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is that Strong's team?

[Turley]

Yeah, that's. No, Strong is South Florida. That's what's his face. Scott Frost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Strong, the old UT coach. Yeah.

[Turley]

Scott Frost, who may be the new coach here at the end of the year in Nebraska because they just fired their coach. So that could happen. They could woo him away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else has gotten fired? Arkansas got fired this week.

[Turley]

Yeah, he got fired. He was told right after the game in that. Nice. Seriously, he's walking off the field. Oh, by the way, could we see.

[Dr. Cods]

You for just a minute?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, do they have one game left or is that it?

[Turley]

That's it. And then, Kevin, someone's probably going to be fired after the LSU game too.

[John Clay Wolf]

After they get stomped here in a minute.

[Dr. Cods]

Just run off the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that tomorrow or today?

[Turley]

That's tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight. A. M and LSU in Death Valley. I don't even know.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're gonna get killed. I mean, they need ambulances, investigators on standby.

[Turley]

UCLA just hired a new coach, familiar coach to everybody. Chip Kelly, the former Ohio Oregon coach. Remember the one that led him to the top 10?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Turley]

He went to a championship game, that guy. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Philadelphia.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

San Francisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Chip Kelly, was he. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He was. He was Philly's head.

[Turley]

Yes. That was a failed experiment.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do the college coaches fair in the NFL? It's not as what you would think. Saban did the Miami Dolphins for two seasons and it was a failure, maybe three. Harbaugh is back at. Where is he? Michigan.

[Turley]

Michigan.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not. It's doing well.

[Turley]

It's the type of coach. So those kind of coaches are the real, you know, boisterous, dominant, you know, in the room type.

[John Clay Wolf]

The college guys.

[Turley]

Yes, college. But then you have some college coaches at work. So o' Brien for the Texans. He was a coach at Penn State, but he wasn't like the big, big, you know, rah rah guy. The X's and O kinds are the ones that work. Although it didn't work with Chip Kelly that failed. But he's so way out there. Just weird type of. It just. It didn't work for the NFL. He's trying all kinds of things, changing eating habits and culture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So who's gonna be the coach of the Dallas Cowboys.

[Turley]

Well, it'll be Jason Garrett this year for sure. You know, for next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

You believe that?

[Bobbo]

Oh, why?

[John Clay Wolf]

The contract's all done.

[Turley]

No, it's just Jerry's to not going to fire him. He doesn't. He's his lap dog. He doesn't. You know, that's what he wants.

[Dr. Cods]

Somebody's a yes man go, hey, this ain't working. My lap dog is.

[Turley]

He'll give him one more year, and if next year there are 500 teams, then, yeah, they'll fire me. Or if the team. Now, if the team just loses from here on out by 20 points every game, then, yeah, he'll get fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that means.

[Bobbo]

Tell me, Tony Romo, you think head coach, the Dallas Cowboys?

[Dr. Cods]

I don't have or anybody say that.

[Bobbo]

He likes him that much.

[Turley]

I could see that happen. Yeah. As crazy as that sounds with zero experience, it's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter.

[Dr. Cods]

Well, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Right.

[Bobbo]

What is Jason Garrett.

[Turley]

Jason. Well, Jason Garrett started in, you know, like his offensive coordinator. He worked his way up.

[Bobbo]

Quarterback's coach.

[Turley]

I don't think you can throw Tony in as a head coach. That'd be really extreme.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that happened, then Tony's Romo's dad would stay relevant for longer, right?

[Turley]

Boy, he would hit me at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The games and in the locker roomo behind the scenes, Tony Romo is the head coach. We should have talked about this on Dallas here.

[Turley]

I just. He's got to get in coaching first, and then maybe that. That can happen down the road, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philip, an 11 Sonata Hybrid with 97,000 miles worth five grand. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand? If it's nice. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. What city, Bob?

[Caller]

I'm in Orlando, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I can't buy it out of Orlando, Florida. It's too far. Where. How the hell did you find me?

[Caller]

Well, because I. I visit Baton Rouge a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I. I spent half my time in both cities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look at transport out of Orlando because it's kind of to cost me a lot to move that car to Texas.

[Caller]

Well, I mean, I. I mean, I have it in Baton Rouge right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's better. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look.

[Caller]

All right, perfect.

[Bobbo]

I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. It's like Orlando.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[Dr. Cods]

That's pretty good for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was looking at our web stats the other day, and where stuff's coming from. New York City, lots.

[Dr. Cods]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in South Florida. Places we don't advertise.

[Dr. Cods]

Well, sorry.

[Bobbo]

With that.

[Dr. Cods]

The Internet, you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we buy some cars and they don't think about it when we're doing it. We buy some cars in the middle of nowhere.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see what we lost on that Jeep Patriot Turley?

[Turley]

Yeah. That didn't work out too good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Dr. Cods]

What's the story?

[Bobbo]

Is that the understatement of the week?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

What happened?

[Turley]

It's one that we tried to get out because it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did happen. Here's what I know, okay. By the time I got a hold of it, it was too late.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the lady drove from somewhere in New Mexico to, like, Albuquerque to deliver this car.

[Turley]

Logistics messed up and didn't realize there was a closer place to drop it at. So they made her drive a long distance, however.

[Dr. Cods]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when it got there, I don't. How did we. We pulled the car.

[Turley]

Well, because it gets there and we inspect them. That's what we do. And it turned out that it had frame damage, right? Well, we don't want to buy it because it's got frame damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. We back it up like a thousand bucks. And we still buy it because she's raising so much hell.

[Dr. Cods]

So you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

But nobody really inspected it. Right. So we ran it out there at the New Mexico auction for like a month, and it's bringing two grand. I'm like, no way. No. Those crazy new Mexicans, they don't know anything. You know, they're like old Mexicans.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They're not like the old Mexicans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And. And someone bring that home, drive it, haul it back to Dallas, you know, $600 and it runs across the block. And I'm like, wow, that is a turd on fire. I mean, beat down with hail rust. I mean, it was so bad. Like, I was trying to get two grand out of this thing. Trying. It took me three times to get two grand out of it. We had like 4, 800 in it after shipping.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Turley]

The inspectors in New Mexico are not very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently. They're terrible. Let's go as far to call them as non existent. Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

Nobody really looked at it.

[Turley]

They somehow found it had frame, but they forgot about everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

They found it had frame off the auto check. They missed it had frame when they bought it.

[Satan]

Man.

[Dr. Cods]

Hail damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody told about the hail damage and.

[Turley]

Paint and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a turd on wheels. I wouldn't give that car to somebody.

[Bobbo]

Is that pretty Common with, with jeep people though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it wasn't a real jeep, it's a junk jeep.

[Bobbo]

It's a patriot. I know, but does that happen with jeep drivers? Very much. Cuz I've noticed I, I travel a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On the highways and people, people who drive jeeps can't really drive. Like, I mean I have a lot of trouble, man. Yeah, kind of an overstatement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Jeep, Jeeps are jeeps. Like there's a different person between a.

[Bobbo]

Wrangler and Wranglers and Grand Cherokees.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reason they can't drive is because the wind's blowing them around. You can't take those things on the highway. I mean you can. Have you ever road tripped in a Wrangler? I'd rather take a damn fat boy Harley somewhere on across the country. It's loud, it shakes, it moves around. Even the expensive ones, they're not worth a damn. When people like, I'm gonna get a jeep for my kid to drive back and forth to college like you're crazy.

[Turley]

Well, that's why you see them trade in all the time. Women are like, oh, I want a jeep on a Jeep. And then they have long trip, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just want to cheat.

[Turley]

Yeah, well that too, man.

[Dr. Cods]

I saw one of the quick trip the other day, hot little blonde, she walks out, she jumps in a Jeep. And I thought, John is right again.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just want to cheat. Once they get busted, then they want to get rid of their Jeep and G and convertibles.

[Bobbo]

Well, they sure are aggressive drivers, I'll say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you like your convertible? Love it.

[Bobbo]

Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How often do you drop the top?

[Bobbo]

Oh man, a couple times a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. So you use it. A lot of people don't. Is it automatic? It's a power top, yeah. Can you imagine not having a power top?

[Dr. Cods]

I had an mg. Didn't have a power top. But it's small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it needs to be thrown in the trash can. Why'd you have that?

[Dr. Cods]

I love that car. It was so much fun. It was also 20 years ago, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was dykes on trikes. Why didn't you just get a trike? Harley, I'm gay.

[Dr. Cods]

Mg is not.mg's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you noticed my son, the 8 year old that's here right now in the front, finally figured out why he wants to come to work with dad every day. Why he sits in there all day and plays computer science. My son, like you have a computer at home. Well, if you come in with me, why do you sit in the front of the Computer all day because nobody messes with me and I don't have to compete with my brothers. Oh, so nobody here. He comes here to use office tools. That's a little respite for Minecraft. You don't hear a peep out of a kid. He'll sit there for 10 hours.

[Dr. Cods]

Hours, yeah. And he'll sit there, and the other kid, his.

[John Clay Wolf]

His fifth grade. His fifth grade brother, he sits on the damn Xbox for hours. I mean, we're gonna have to, like, do therapy, you know, unravel these kids.

[Dr. Cods]

You have control over that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you got to keep them entertained. If they're not doing that, we're fixing to move to town and we're going to give them bicycle. They don't do much outside.

[Turley]

I know they have a lot of players.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But they don't have any friends.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But where we're going, they'll have a lot of neighbors. All right. And hopefully, like, the bike thing picks up.

[Dr. Cods]

Will you make them get out of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The house? Yes, no doubt.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay. All right. Like you got to say, you get to come in. When we were kids, we got to come in when it got dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was riding. I got him a Honda 50, and then he got a Honda 70, and he was riding it all the time. He's great at it.

[Satan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Friend comes over. His brother's friend, that's older, sees it, hops on it, starts it up, takes off, hits the fence wide open, breaks his femur in half. Not cracks. I mean, a femur.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just have to be the.

[Dr. Cods]

Biggest bone in the body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So the motorcycle's got a flat tire and I just haven't fixed it. I just, you know, after my incident breaking my back, I'm like, man, what if that would have been my kid? I mean, it was bad enough. Close family, friends, kid. And they were cool about their insurance company, wanted to go our insurance number.

[Dr. Cods]

I'm sure they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he wouldn't give it to him. That was pretty honorable. He would not. He said, no, we're not giving. I'm not going to tell you where it happened.

[Satan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very.

[Dr. Cods]

In this day and age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in this day and age. Exactly. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news, Jenny?

[Dr. Cods]

Well, another good reason to sell your car to givemetheven.com and maybe not Craigslist. Dan Dickus is his name. What d I c K ess Dan of Lawrence county in Ohio. He put his Car for sale on Craigslist. Not a good idea. He received a call one evening from an interested buyer. Dickus is his last name. Sold the man the vehicle for $6200 in cash. The man paid him in fifty dollar bills. Everything's okay there, right? Except until the next day. Dickus realized all the lines on the top of the bills didn't really look line up. And then he noticed all the serial numbers were the same on every one of them. Dick has said of course it's needless to say the money was. Was not, not real. And he said it's going to be okay. Though he did receive an email from a Nigerian prince the next day. He was going to get 10 million bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that car that we had stolen, Charlie, did we get it sold yet?

[Dr. Cods]

Stolen?

[Turley]

Oh yeah, it sold a while back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it lose much?

[Turley]

Yeah, because we had to repair it. Yeah, everything we had repair. Some guy took it on a joy rod and ruined the front end. The front bumper.

[Dr. Cods]

Where did he get it? Just in the parking lot. Just stole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I want. But you and I have never talked about this. So. So we. You put the keys in a hiding spot in a car in the parking lot.

[Turley]

Correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

That only you and Roy knew about. Correct.

[Turley]

That's what Roy told me to where to put them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who do you think it was? An inside job?

[Turley]

Oh, I think so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Dr. Cods]

They never found out who did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But somebody found the keys, took the car and stole it the next that night.

[Turley]

I didn't know where this, this hiding spot was until Roy told me where it was at.

[Dr. Cods]

So it sounds like.

[Turley]

Okay, yeah.

[Bobbo]

So there's only one of us with any questions about it. J.D. what's up?

[Dr. Cods]

What does that mean?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So who do you think stolen? Do you have a theory?

[Turley]

Just somebody was probably a former employee. I'm. You know, I. I could see that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was that night. It wasn't like later. It was that day.

[Turley]

Who knows? I don't. I mean, do they check us every night?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. What did I lose on it?

[Turley]

We lost like I think a thousand. Fifteen hundred or something. What? It was exactly what we had to put back in the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, it sucked. It did suck.

[Turley]

But that hiding spots no longer. It's just a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a bad idea. You know what else is a bad idea? Is buying Hummers from people that when the engine won't start, we haul them out of there and they won't run at all. You know that thing is still. It's just a humming emergency room H1 hummer that I need to call that guy and see if he wants to contribute back to the cause. Yeah, we got to tighten up our inspection processes. I think we have actually.

[Dr. Cods]

Hummer you bought that Just simply doesn't run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simply doesn't run.

[Dr. Cods]

Just doesn't run. Talk about hiding keys. A long time ago I worked, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a big expensive homer in H1, so we had to buy a motor and put it on. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they can't seem to get that one running either.

[Dr. Cods]

Yikes.

[Turley]

No, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It just keeps on. Remember the scenario? I told you worst case scenario. Watch what happens here. That's what happens. Okay, we'll be back in a minute.

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[Bobbo]

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[Turley]

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[Bobbo]

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[Bobbo]

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[Turley]

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[Bobbo]

There you go. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But I never really knew Uriah. He was this their hit. That's why I didn't know him because it sucks.

[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

They're badass man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else do they have? This birth of dam?

[Turley]

Let's find out.

[Dr. Cods]

J World from the hit house.

[Bobbo]

They had a lot of beginner level stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loopy. A 12 accord with 124. What city? Loopy, you there?

[Dr. Cods]

Lope?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas. Coming at me from the big dude. Yeah. How'd you find us? How'd you hear about us?

[Caller]

I listen to 92.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. We do, too. 12 Honda Accord with 124,000 miles on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[Bobbo]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if it's a four cylinder or a six?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two door? Four door? Four door. Average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's an LX. We got a 12 LX four cylinder with a buck 25. And it's average. What color? Silver. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

No, it's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're sitting on the title. So I can swap a check for a title. We can do the deal all at once. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna drive when we buy this car from you?

[Caller]

Well, I'm gonna get another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I bought it today, what would you drive?

[Caller]

Well, I'm looking for either a Rad 4 or Tiguan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't buy a Tiguan. It will stay in the shop.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will stand shop. Go to Vandergriff, Toyota, Dallas, tell Charlie Evans I put five grand in your Honda. And. And he will give you one of our listener deals on a RAV4.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. Okay. Okay. Scott, in Louisiana. 06 Silverado Z71LT2 with 31,000 miles extended cab. Not crew cab. Extended cab. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where are you in. What? What? What? What? What city in Louisiana?

[Caller]

Thibodeau.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thibodeau. Hey, Turley, Uncle Roy is in Mississippi. Can you.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can he hear us in Mississippi?

[Turley]

Yes. He heard that last segment and I think he's not too happy about it either, but that's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's up, Uncle Roy? Shout out to Uncle Roy.

[Turley]

He's with his boys right now drinking some. Whatever they're drinking right now. White Lightning?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Mickey's big mouth is what? I was one of his boys back in those days. And if nothing has changed since 1982, it's Mickey's big mouth and cool smokes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wish I was there with you, Roy. I don't want to drive there or drive back, but I damn sure hang. 06 Silverado, extended cab, four wheel drive, average, rougher, Clean, Scott.

[Caller]

Extremely clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

I bought me a new truck because it had some damage to it, but I had it repaired. Yeah, but now I want to keep it because it's in good shape. But I got somebody that might be interested. I want an idea what it might be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Not a bidding service. I want to buy it. How much is it? Will 12 grand buy it? No. What buys it?

[Caller]

I'm looking at 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on the extended cabin. The miles are wonderful but with, with that body style the crew cabs bring three grand more than the extended cabs. Don't ask me why. It's just the way world works. If you can sell it for 17 then you, you need to come, you need to. What do you do for a living?

[Caller]

Foreman.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you might take up a job on the weekends at the local car dealership and sell some cars because if you can get 17 then you hell of a salesman. But don't, don't, don't let me deter you from trying. Because what if you get that done? I want you to call in and, and we'll give you the high five. I think it's a 12 to $13,000 truck. You there. You know we've got that 2012 extended cab leather that we can't get 155 offered on that y' all bought with a bunch of hail. We had that fixed for two grand. It's gonna blow about two grand. So JD do you have any all these uplifting stories? Yeah, I've got, I've got did. Speaking of uplifting stories, did mix and find any alloy wheels for that steel wheeled thirty thousand dollar tundra we bought.

[Turley]

I think it sold, lost five hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh that's good.

[Turley]

Just talk about all these losses.

[Dr. Cods]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, that's good. That's good. No, that was good. I'd written down three thousand dollar loss.

[Dr. Cods]

But there are good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's cars that make money too, don't get me wrong. But there's just too many that are losing.

[Dr. Cods]

Plug the holes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's $30,000 half ton truck and it's cloth and it's two wheel drive and it's over 30, you're going to lose.

[Dr. Cods]

You're going to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just going to. I don't care if it's new, you're going to lose.

[Dr. Cods]

Brand new.

[Satan]

You're going to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a guy tell me I'd rather have a short man's part.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than a $40,000 half ton truck. And I hear or 30. We bought that King Ranch. 70, 17 or 16. It was so pretty. It lost like 1800 at 6, 000 miles on.

[Turley]

It doesn't make any sense but it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, it makes all the sense in the world. The new ones came out, the rebates are out. Everybody. Your competition on Next to new cars is exactly that. The new cars. And if we're just a couple grand more, you can buy a new one then why the hell would you buy a used.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, makes sense. That's the key. It's all the rep baits that have come out that have really killed the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go buy a new one for five grand more. Yeah, wouldn't you? Yeah, of course it's new. Yeah, brand new. It's new. It doesn't have 12 000. It's just new.

[Dr. Cods]

She's still got the bumps on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you get to put the bump the. The new, the. The skid marks in the seats. Not, not him.

[Dr. Cods]

Still got the little dents over her butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-072348-00800 radio. We've got a little bit of show left but diesel trucks where a lot of these stories stations we're on right now. Heavy diesel truck country Cummins trucks love them 4 wheel drive powerstrokes that are not 6 liters. I'll buy good 6 liters but crap like 180,000 mile 6 liter. I mean I'll bid it but you're not gonna like it. It's nothing compared to what the next generation's bringing. The 2011 and newer Ford diesels are great. The all Dodge Cummins are great if you got an old body style. If you've got a night. 1988 Dodge Cummins. It's in good shape.

[Turley]

I want it.

[Dr. Cods]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh hell yes. Hell yes. Dodge Cummins is the best diesel truck on the road.

[Dr. Cods]

Let's keep running forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bulldozer driver operators is what drive them. And they know.

[Satan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. Good morning, Satan.

[Satan]

Oh, you're right about those dozer drivers, man. Well you know it's true about the.

[Dr. Cods]

Old school and the new school over the years.

[Satan]

Years. I've had Ted Bundy, I've had Dahmer.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Satan]

I've had Henry Lee Lucas, you know, mass murderers. Now we. We had a chance for Manson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Dr. Cods]

You didn't get Manson.

[Satan]

I just newly arrived.

[Dr. Cods]

How did you miss Manson?

[Satan]

There's a. There's a thing that we do. It's almost like a fantasy league, right? We make trades. Well, sure we do. How you gonna improve this late in the season?

[Bobbo]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Dr. Cods]

Truly though, I understand Manson would be a shoe in.

[Satan]

Made a last minute deal what happened for David Cassidy.

[Dr. Cods]

No, you did not.

[Satan]

No, look we had Manson down here for about 20 minutes. All right. He's changing the music. Yeah, you know.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, he's kind of a Half strong head.

[Satan]

He's got Malcolm Young all the time pissed off. He won't play anymore. He's trying to run the whole place. I don't understand what he's talking about. Helter Skelter, whatever.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Satan]

It's kind of a famous, you know, man. And he knows. But Manson, years ago, when they remastered the White Album, right. They gave him a copy and nobody saw him for a couple of days. And he finally came out of his cell and he said, you know, these recordings are so crisp and clean and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Satan]

I really ought to apologize because the Beatles obviously weren't talking to me at all. That's my favorite man. We did it back in 1980. You know, you gotta. When you can. You gotta deal with Abraham. He's just old. Yeah. They got. They put him in charge of personnel.

[Dr. Cods]

Sure.

[Satan]

I didn't know I got John Lennon, okay. For Jim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beers with the devil.

[Satan]

You remember Jim Jones? Guyana tragedy. Oh, he was a disaster. But they say he got up there. Apparently the Kool Aid mellowed him out quite a bit. He's being really me and quiet. You know, he's just. He's working in the license plate factory.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Satan]

So, you know, it's good for all of us sometimes that way. But I couldn't take that Manson. That little swastika.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

That just pisses me off. Yeah. I mean, I may be the Prince of Darkness, but come on, right? You can see that Nazi thing coming. Yeah, sure you can.

[Dr. Cods]

But David Cassidy doesn't belong in hell.

[Satan]

It's not as bad as they make it sound in the New Testament, you know, Kind of is not like Ocean of Fire all the time.

[Dr. Cods]

All the time.

[Satan]

I mean, there's always half time. You know, we have two minute warning, you know, and we have a sunscreen down here that's absolutely unbelievable. I mean. Yeah, your boils go away right away. It's not so bad. And it's. And you know. And it's a free bar all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, what did you do for Thanksgiving?

[Satan]

Thanksgiving?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Are you joking?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Satan]

Every day's Thanksgiving in hell, boys. Thank God. Manson's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Satan]

What a pain in the ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, God.

[Dr. Cods]

Kicked out of hell. That's pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's when you got it bad.

[Dr. Cods]

You got it bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gene and Seymour.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I asked for it and you brought it. 370000 miles of it.

[Bobbo]

It's to the moon.

[Dr. Cods]

Literally. That is seriously how far the moon is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a testament for what I was saying they're good this One's had it though. Is it nice or is it rough?

[Caller]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on. It's got, it's a 95 with 400,000 miles. How nice can it be?

[Caller]

But it's not. And it's probably as nice as your wife's car that's two years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well is it a four wheel drive or two wheel? Two will dually.

[Caller]

No, three quarter ton, five feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna price it. I want to hear what you'll take for it. This will be fun.

[Caller]

Okay, now you, you price it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's my show. I can do what I want. I'm in charge.

[Caller]

Five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he's not. If it was a four wheel drive, sure, I'd probably offer him. Okay, I'd probably offer. It's the two wheel drive part that keeps it from doing that. But it's amazing that if you put the five grand for sale out on the street, you, you're gonna have some people hit at you with 370,000 miles on 20 something year old rig. Unbelievable.

[Dr. Cods]

Still unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

That needs to be on the Dodge commercial. Yeah, there you go.

[Caller]

It's got a lot more life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does, it does. The engine outruns the body. It's real simple. 800-800-7234. Or just go to giveme the vi.comshad with the 14 BMW. Can you, can you run to the website real quick and load it up for me?

[DJ Pre K]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in, man?

[Caller]

I'm in the Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woodlands, Great. We'll be right back after this commercial.

[Announcer]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Lil C, give me the van.

[Caller]

Give me the van.

[Announcer]

And now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the LSU game kick off?

[Turley]

You know Charlie, 2:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's LSU.

[Turley]

Let me double check.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, I know. So many of them are kicking off at 2:30. I didn't realize. If LSU's kicking off at 2:30, then we're not on.

[Turley]

Oh no, I'm sorry. 6:30. 6:36 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Night game in Death Valley. Have you ever looked at the stats on those? Even when they sell, they always win.

[Turley]

Well, they're favored by nine and a half over A and M. I don't know if that's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where are you and I sitting on money terms?

[Turley]

Even. Like we evened it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're zero.

[DJ Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

We could do it during the playoff time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say we pick some games real.

[Turley]

Quick, see if there's anything interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything interesting is the most interesting day of the year.

[Turley]

Alabama.

[DJ Pre K]

Auburn.

[Turley]

That's an interesting game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Alabama's favored by four and a half. It's at Auburn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So what is your pick for? Let's do $10 a rattle.

[Turley]

I picked Bama. I think they went by four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so I'll take Auburn.

[Turley]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That was where I was going anyway. I would have taken Auburn. Heads up.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm not going to have to.

[Turley]

LSU.

[John Clay Wolf]

A&M.

[Turley]

LSU is favored by nine and a half. I think they win by more than a nine and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's your spread number?

[Turley]

Anything. Anything more than nine and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I agree with you. So.

[Turley]

So you want to move the line?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take them over?

[Commercial Announcer]

14?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to take the under? I'll take the under. The 14th. I'll take the over. LSU more than greater than 14 points against a and M. Okay. Next. Oklahoma.

[Turley]

Yeah. Oklahoma plays West Virginia 245. They're favored by 22 and a half. Okay, I think that's too many points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what's your number?

[Turley]

I'll take the under. On it. 22 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'll definitely take the over. Okay. Wow. W.V. wait, hang on. I think I screwed that up. I think they win by less than 22 and a half. So is that the bet I'm making?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if West Virginia is going to.

[Turley]

Win by at least 22 and a half is what I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. I take that for sure because West Virginia is kind of like pit. They screw stuff up. They just surprise you and come out the of nowhere and do something weird. And this could be that day. Okay. Next.

[Turley]

Another game. There's really not, I guess Notre Dame and Stanford. That's a pretty good game. Seven o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's pray.

[Turley]

Three points. Notre Dame's favorite. It's at Stanford.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take Notre Dame in the points.

[Turley]

I like that too, though. Six points.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take that. I'll take the overall on that.

[Turley]

So you think Notre Dame will win by at least six?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm saying. Okay.

[Turley]

I'll go the under on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Six W plus. All right. Is there one more that I'm missing? Today's just action.

[Turley]

There's Washington State versus Washington.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't care about that. That's too far. Those Yankees.

[Turley]

Clemson versus South Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big game. That's a rivalry. Son of a buck.

[Turley]

Clemson's favored by three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, no, I'm sorry, not three. Thirteen and a half. They're number three in the country over South Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's South Carolina ranked? Are they.

[Turley]

They're 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Obviously the over on both of them is what we're going to say. So I'm going to move the line to 20.

[Turley]

I don't think Clemson wins by 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I'm going to take Clemson with 20.

[Turley]

I think that's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. I popped off first, so there's your 10 bucks. You go back. You might have to relist that to keep score of what we just did. I know. Winston. An 06 crew cab, King Ranch, four wheel drive with 220,000 miles on it.

[Satan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you done any six liter work to it?

[Caller]

Oh, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do?

[Caller]

Gorilla. I gorilla proofed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know what that means. I know what bulletproofed it means.

[Caller]

Well, they've got these head gaskets that you can. I got the most expensive head gaskets with that metal in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

That you can put on them. The most expensive head gasket you can put on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

I. Whenever. Whenever they lifted the cab. You know those little orange. Those little orange rubber looking bushings that cost 600 a piece?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

I replaced that. Every one of them on the bed and on the cab. Spin heads.

[Turley]

Nutted.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that there should be a class action lawsuit against Ford just like these airbags. Because these blown head gaskets on these six liters is way worse, costing people way more money than these airbags. But besides loss of life, I mean that. That's different. But yeah, I don't. I don't like the miles on the six luggage. Even with the story. I think it's worth seven grand.

[Caller]

Are you shitting me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. It's okay. Did you dump it, Turley? Yeah. I'm telling you, I deal in this world every day. When a 220,000 mile power stroke comes across the block with a 6 liter in it. Everybody's just. Everybody's got their stealing shoes on because nobody trusts them. And I can't put a green light on it because something's wrong with it. They always, always something's wrong with it. Psalm 7.

[Caller]

I did the.

[Turley]

It don't matter what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I feel your pain. And don't you know, I just deal the commodity, you deal the emotion. Y' all catch that, Bob?

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, got it, got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a commodity, man. And I. When we. When. If that truck rolled up across my block at 12 grand cost, I'd be cussing whoever bought it over the microphone because we blow our brains. The best way to learn what something's worth is let it take a chip out of your pocket. A big one in some cases. You'll never, ever, ever forget it.

[Dr. Cods]

Sure. It's like dating a dancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I, when I got back in the business seven or eight years ago, I mean, how many Ford Tauruses have you seen me bike, Mike? I mean, never. It just barely ever an sho. Okay. And the new Taurus is good, but in 96, when I started this, they were everywhere.

[DJ Pre K]

Everywhere.

[Dr. Cods]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lose money on Tauruses. You lose money on Windstars.

[Turley]

There's just cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just always lose money. Right now it's Nissan Altimus.

[Dr. Cods]

Too many of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just too many of them. There's no spread in them. Four thousand one hundreds book. They want to sell them for 4100. They want to give 4100. This is what they are. And the customers want eight for them because they're past 12. I mean, it's just like, it's just a waste of time.

[Dr. Cods]

What do you mean my car's not worth 12?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did have a good one. The two door Nissan Altimus. Six cylinders are good. We had a good one one this week. And Paul pointed out, he said, why didn't y' all paint the roof in the hood on that? He said it would have made all the difference in the world. He's right. We shouldn't have time. We get in such a damn hurry, but we've got some things coming around. Y' all don't see it on the recon side of things, but there's a whole nother business going on in Dallas where we're getting these cars ready for sale.

[Dr. Cods]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a whole other group of people and we're improving that process. Plus the transmission protect. There's a lot going on in this deal. You guys are sitting in that, in that buyer's room. We're sitting in here on the radio. I mean, it's just step, but it's an assembly line. You got transportation that has 20 people. That's just the drivers. And then you've got car transport with 250 trans, 18 wheelers that we tap into to move these trucks, these cars all over the 500 mile radius. And then 15, 15 body guys and then probably four more body shops that we use outside. 50 detailers.

[Turley]

Thank God we don't have to invite all these people to the Christmas party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever stop?

[Dr. Cods]

Does your brain ever shut down? Because I got to think about that the other day. All the moving parts of this, and it all really comes down to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what Paul said the other day said you really got to get an operations manager because it all just.

[Dr. Cods]

I can't imagine you ever stopping thinking about this, ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just don't make as much money as you think we would with as much as we've got going on. So bringing on $150,000 a year guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To just not be a producer, but be a supporter.

[Dr. Cods]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big hunk of the bottom line. Big.

[Dr. Cods]

But are you gonna burn out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Dr. Cods]

There you go. Then it's worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're getting close to where I think we can afford it.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's just. There's a lot going on, man. In 18, we're going to ramp up a whole. We're going to dust level again.

[Dr. Cods]

I remember when you first kicked this part of it off, you went, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is gonna get crazy.

[Dr. Cods]

I'm like, okay, hang on tight. And it did. It's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

My competition is simple. It's CarMax.

[Bobbo]

Is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's karma. Carmax came out with this 20 years ago, buying cars off the public. They're the Walmart of it. They're the big brand. And a lot of people have nipped at them and nicked at them. And I'm like, that's who I want. I want half of their business. And to do that, it's gonna take a lot.

[Dr. Cods]

Well, yeah, they got lots everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got stock exchange. I mean, there's. There's a lot going on. So. So we're on track. We're doing fine as a dot com, but yeah. Am I gonna burn out? Not as long as I have Bobbo to entertain me every Saturday morning right here on the radio airwaves. He's my antidepressant.

[Bobbo]

What the heck do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm like.

[Bobbo]

I'm like a clown now. I'm here to museum you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make me laugh.

[Turley]

Oh, he's speaking of laugh. Doesn't he have a song he wants to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. He's gonna. He's gonna chill me out. He came up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you guys want to.

[Dr. Cods]

What is this?

[Bobbo]

Test this live.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to test this live. We'll do it next week. Again. Let's knock the edges.

[Dr. Cods]

I have no idea what it is. You want to tell us.

[Bobbo]

There are lots of edges on. We.

[Dr. Cods]

We did a deal.

[Bobbo]

Well, we've done this for years. Like we're some singer that I can almost kind of do the voice of.

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Does something totally outside his genre.

[Dr. Cods]

Makes sense. Okay.

[Bobbo]

We had John Anderson doing disco songs and Gotcha Dio singing pop songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And craziness. So the Axl Rose thing was. Was pretty popular.

[Dr. Cods]

Yes, Big time.

[Bobbo]

And I've had this thing in my head rattling around for months. What if Frank Sinatra sang Zeppelin songs?

[Dr. Cods]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Which sounds like a really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Selena going english man.

[Turley]

Let's see here. You ready?

[Bobbo]

You got the right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just jump in the water and go.

[Bobbo]

There's a lady who knows all that glitters is not gold and she's going uptown to buy herself a little stairway to heaven. When she gets there she knows if the stars are close. With a word she'll get exactly what she came for. Hey, she's one savvy dame. If your hedgerow's bustling, don't be alarmed by that May queen doing her spring cleaning thing. And it makes me wonder. Oh, yeah. I can see though there's two highways you can change that road you're on your stairway lies upon that whispering wind. That's how far we got.

[Dr. Cods]

I can see it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love this song. This is sit by the Christmas tree and drink mixed beverages. Music.

[Dr. Cods]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what this is.

[Dr. Cods]

Holiday season.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we are in the season.

[Bobbo]

Not whiskey drinking music. That's Scott's drinking music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm not much of a scotch man. Really?

[Bobbo]

Who told you that?

[John Clay Wolf]

All my ex wives and my probation officer.

[Bobbo]

That's why. Their ex wives. John, don't ever let anybody tell you how to drink.

[Dr. Cods]

So says Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Take it from your old uncle Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't ever let anyone tell you how to drink this. Holiday season.

[Bobbo]

Every time I was trying to get a party on this, such bitches come down and I'm cooking with the hot. Get your stuff out of my house. Cuz my drink on. Happy Thanksgiving.

[Dr. Cods]

Thanksgiving too.

[Satan]

Fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is the end of the show. No, it is. It's over.

[Bobbo]

Was that really bad? That was really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go back to reality now.

[Dr. Cods]

No, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate reality.

[Bobbo]

Zadie hated.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate reality, man. Then we're gonna work on that listener party in Houston. Yeah, that'd be fun. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go all weekend to get priced on your car. We want to buy them. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we send you a check for a hundred dollars. Boom. On the bottom of the check it says, thank you for the opportunity.

[Dr. Cods]

Yeah, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's all we're saying. Last look, last look. We'll pay for last look. That's what we do. We want to buy them. My name is John Clay Wolf. Over and out. See you guys.

[Dr. Cods]

See you.

[DJ Pre K]

Bye.

[Bobbo]

Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[Satan]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

Hello, Americans. It's time for the rest of the story. Today we go to sunny England and the story of young George Allen o', Dowd, who was always a sensitive singer and a lover of music from artists like Cliff Richard and the Velvet Tones. But at a very early age, George was astounded by his fear of the vagina. But little could he know by the end of high school how he would develop a debilitating addiction to dick. By the age of 20, his preference for anal coitus became first a distraction to his career and then an introduction to a new one. Enter the Rolling Stones. Mick Jagger, who, though fully heterosexual, didn't mind sticking his PP into any warm place he could find. In fact, when young George Allen was dressed as a female at a rave club in London in 1974, Mick at first thought he was having sex with a young girl. But when that girl turned around and Jagger saw Odoud's little pecker, he said, you're a boy. Boy George, who went on to great heights with his own band, the Culture club, and enjoyed Dick until his death in early 2015. And now you know the rest of the story.